YouTuber Drama Is WILD ft. Tectone | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 221

Summary

Unsubscribe Podcast Episode 221: "YouTuber Drama Is WILD ft. Tectone"

Release Date: July 13, 2025

Welcome to Episode 221 of the Unsubscribe Podcast, hosted by Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, Donut Operator, and The Fat Electrician (Tech Tone). In this episode, the crew delves deep into the tumultuous world of YouTuber drama, examines community-driven fundraisers, discusses controversial topics like cloud seeding, and even embarks on an educational journey through a heroic World War II story. The episode is packed with candid conversations, humorous exchanges, and insightful discussions.

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1. YouTuber Drama and Content Creation

[00:18] Brandon Herrera: "Everyone was at each other's throats. Motherf ers were bad."

The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about the rampant drama among YouTubers. Brandon Herrera emphasizes the intensity of the conflicts, setting the stage for a deeper exploration of online feuds.

[22:10] Brandon Herrera: "It's so easy, right? It's a genuine reaction right there."

Tech Tone shares his strategy for generating endless content by reacting to other streamers' actions, creating a cycle that fuels continuous engagement and viewership.

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2. Fallout Games and Gaming Critique

The hosts transition into a critique of recent Fallout games, particularly Fallout 76 and Star Field.

[03:04] Brandon Herrera: "Fallout 76 was terrible. Fallout 4 was still passable for me... Nothing's been as good as New Vegas."

Brandon expresses his disappointment with Fallout 76, contrasting it with his more favorable memories of Fallout: New Vegas. The conversation highlights dissatisfaction with Bethesda's recent offerings, questioning whether the company is "washed."

[04:05] Donut Operator: "Glad you liked it, though, Cody."

While some hosts appreciate the new releases, others remain critical, underscoring a divide in gamer sentiments towards Bethesda's direction.

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3. Community Fundraiser and Cloud Seeding Controversy

The podcast shifts focus to a recent fundraiser aimed at supporting the Center Point Fire Volunteer Fire Department.

[05:03] Donut Operator: "We have runners and volunteers helping move supplies... It was awesome."

Eli Double Tap and Donut Operator recount their hands-on involvement in the fundraiser, showcasing their commitment to community support during crises.

However, the conversation takes a controversial turn when discussing the cloud seeding operations allegedly linked to former President Donald Trump.

[07:15] Brandon Herrera: "A lot more streamer creator drama happened than I was expecting over the Guadalupe River."

The hosts explore conspiracy theories surrounding weather manipulation, with Tech Tone debunking claims by referencing a company CEO's statement dismissing any involvement in natural disasters.

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4. In-Depth Look at YouTuber/Streamer Drama

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting specific incidents of online harassment and offensive remarks within the streaming community.

[08:16] Donut Operator: "He made a career of saying the absolute most horrendous shit at all times."

The hosts discuss a particular streamer whose offensive comments sparked widespread backlash, leading to public apologies that were deemed insincere.

[09:20] Brandon Herrera: "He's been pretty out of control lately."

Cody Garb and Brandon highlight the personal struggles of the streamer, acknowledging that external factors like a court case and divorce may have contributed to his erratic behavior.

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5. Heroic Tale from World War II

Shifting gears, the podcast features an enthralling recount of a Marine's heroic actions during the Battle of Saipan.

[36:51] Tech Tone: "He was adopted by a Japanese family so he could speak conversationally... He ends up capturing approximately 1,500 Japanese soldiers and civilians."

The hosts narrate the incredible story of a Marine who used his cultural understanding to negotiate surrenders, saving numerous lives and showcasing extraordinary bravery.

[42:03] Cody Garb: "This is white loot. This is trash."

Tech Tone humorously comments on the Marine's collection of Japanese medals, blending historical facts with light-hearted banter.

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6. Fitness Challenge Announcement

In a bid to promote health and community engagement, the hosts announce a 60-Day Fitness Challenge.

[96:54] Brandon Herrera: "Let's have a competition with ourselves. We'll put money in our own money."

The challenge aims to motivate both the hosts and their audience to achieve personal fitness goals, with incentives like cash prizes and merchandise for participants who demonstrate significant progress.

[101:00] Donut Operator: "We are doing both jobs because this is on the fly."

Discussions revolve around setting measurable goals, tracking progress, and fostering a supportive environment to ensure the challenge's success.

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7. Humorous Exchanges and Light-Hearted Moments

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, making the conversation enjoyable and relatable.

[17:24] Brandon Herrera: "Oh, cool."

[35:50] Brandon Herrera: "That sounds awesome."

From mock advertisements for pillows and deodorants to imagining dream scenarios and pillow fights, the hosts balance serious discussions with moments of levity.

[44:45] Brandon Herrera: "Holy, you guys are retarded."

These exchanges add a layer of humor, reflecting the dynamic and casual nature of the podcast.

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8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their discussions and look ahead to future content.

[107:18] Brandon Herrera: "We should have angry cops come on the first day and administer the army PT test."

Plans for collaborative events, such as obstacle courses and sparring matches, are discussed, hinting at exciting content in upcoming episodes.

[115:05] Tech Tone: "We were just trying to fight cancer, but instead I'm just gonna fight this guy with cancer."

The hosts conclude with laughter and affirm their commitment to creating engaging and meaningful content for their listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brandon Herrera [00:18]: "Everyone was at each other's throats. Motherf ers were bad."

• Tech Tone [22:10]: "It's a genuine reaction right there."

• Brandon Herrera [03:04]: "Fallout 76 was terrible... Nothing's been as good as New Vegas."

• Donut Operator [05:03]: "We have runners and volunteers helping move supplies... It was awesome."

• Brandon Herrera [36:51]: "He was adopted by a Japanese family so he could speak conversationally..."

• Donut Operator [17:24]: "We can do the gang does the racist tier list for Pepperbox."

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This episode of the Unsubscribe Podcast offers a comprehensive look into the often chaotic world of YouTube drama, the importance of community support during disasters, and stirring historical narratives that inspire. Coupled with their trademark humor and camaraderie, Eli, Brandon, Donut, and Tech Tone deliver an engaging and multifaceted discussion that caters to a wide range of listeners.

Transcript

[Donut Operator]

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[Brandon Herrera]

Everyone was at each other's throats. Motherf ers were bad.

[Cody Garb]

I thought you were doing five videos a week.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Five videos a day.

[Donut Operator]

That's crazy.

[Tech Tone]

We can do the gang does the racist tier list for Pepperbox.

[Donut Operator]

Cody's just over here in the corner.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wow, that just rolled right out.

[Cody Garb]

I have no idea how unsub has.

[Brandon Herrera]

Made it this far.

[Cody Garb]

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous.

[Brandon Herrera]

Brandon. His hair is fabulous. Donut a dog joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe.

[Cody Garb]

Everyone ready?

[Donut Operator]

I think we are.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, let me get this one. Dear Smarter.

[Cody Garb]

On the count of three. Three, two, one.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, it hit my face.

[Donut Operator]

You like that?

[Eli Double Tap]

These echelons from unsubscribe are super tasty.

[Cody Garb]

Cody, did you know that we all made Echelon killer apple. You can't get yours now because they're sold out. And it was a limited release.

[Donut Operator]

No, no. Tech logo facing.

[Cody Garb]

That's even better. Yeah, get echel.

[Brandon Herrera]

So you can't. You can't buy these anymore.

[Tech Tone]

They're sold out.

[Brandon Herrera]

Damn, bro.

[Cody Garb]

Y' all crazy out there. When you do.

[Brandon Herrera]

When you doing a rerun.

[Tech Tone]

That was a limited.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

We got two new flavors coming out.

[Cody Garb]

Soon, and those will stay in.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Cody Garb]

Got cherry lime and Atomic Cola. And then cherry lime. Loadout is the load.

[Brandon Herrera]

The Atomic Cola sound crazy.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Where would I go to buy one of those?

[Tech Tone]

Unsubscribe.com Drink echelon.com.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, cool.

[Tech Tone]

Or Amazon.

[Donut Operator]

It sounds like something that's not Nuka Cola.

[Tech Tone]

I definitely did not do that. The only video game I ever play.

[Cody Garb]

You'll see. Plot. Boy, we're gonna make that a word.

[Brandon Herrera]

Bethesda said they're making three new Fallouts. What?

[Tech Tone]

They're gonna ruin them.

[Brandon Herrera]

They announced that? Yes, they will. They absolutely will fall out. Somebody thinks was a joke.

[Donut Operator]

Well, before we get into that, you want to kick us off, Cody?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the UNSUBSC podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician, tech tone, Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. Thank you so much for being here.

[Donut Operator]

All right, now.

[Brandon Herrera]

We'Re Good. Okay. Yeah. Fallout 76 was terrible. Fallout 4 was still passable for Me for the synth playline. But nothing's been as good as New Vegas.

[Donut Operator]

No. Because they didn't make it.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's right. That's true. Oh, man.

[Tech Tone]

Is Bethesda washed?

[Brandon Herrera]

It's got to be washed. Huh?

[Donut Operator]

They. Well, because they. They did that new one with Starfield. There you go. That shit was hard to get into. I tried. I took like 10 hours into it. That was really.

[Brandon Herrera]

You actually liked it?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, man. I put like 400 hours into it.

[Cody Garb]

Wow.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did you play on launch or they fix something?

[Eli Double Tap]

I played like two weeks after launch. I think they did a hot fix.

[Brandon Herrera]

Maybe I'll try stuff because I want to believe in Bethesda. Because Oblivion for remaster or. Oblivion. The remaster was amazing. It was incredible. So I'm hoping Elder Scrolls 6 is good because I love that company so much.

[Cody Garb]

What was the Star one?

[Donut Operator]

Star Field.

[Cody Garb]

I hated that, bro. That, like, the second I got in the plane, I was like, you get so hyped because you want Fallout three. You want Fallout New Vegas. You want that experience. Until you realize they didn't change anything from when they made that original Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas. Look, we won't update anything. Shitty mechanics, bad graphics.

[Donut Operator]

Also, who else? The first time when they got in the spaceship thing just jetted toward a planet and waited for like 10 minutes before they figured out something was wrong.

[Cody Garb]

The worst flight travel. The worst flight mechanics ever. Like, I didn't understand.

[Donut Operator]

Well, they didn't explain shit or. Either that or I'm too stupid. So that's a problem. That's their fault.

[Cody Garb]

That game. Glad you liked it, though, Cody.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, the one guy that liked the game.

[Cody Garb]

It happens from time to time. Hey, what's up, Tech? How you been?

[Brandon Herrera]

Been good, man. I was just on your podcast.

[Donut Operator]

I feel like we haven't seen you in like a week.

[Brandon Herrera]

Been two days. Two days. I'm pretty damn sure what I was down here for. What, Fourth of July. Oh, and then the Guadalupe.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did you. Have you guys still been going to that or is it ever. You've been fundraising?

[Eli Double Tap]

No, it was a fundraiser mostly.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, well, when we could. Because the link kept on breaking. Because that's a good. Also. That's awesome. Yeah, That's a shit ton of support.

[Eli Double Tap]

Kept breaking the Venmo for the Center Point Fire. Volunteer fire department.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, the link broke.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, we. We kept breaking it because so many people were donating to it.

[Tech Tone]

Dude, I went to Bunker today. Bunker is packed with.

[Donut Operator]

I saw.

[Tech Tone]

They're getting like. Because Bunker just said, like, whatever you Buy on Amazon. Here's the supplies we need. You can order it and have it shipped to bunker. They've been having four full Amazon trucks a day. Come drop shit off. And then, like, people are just coming in, like, I'm on my way to Kernville. I got a trailer loaded up with. And we're like, cool, take it here. So it was awesome.

[Cody Garb]

They are. Yeah. How much do they. How much? Their. Their entire backspace is full. Is.

[Tech Tone]

Everything's full. It's. Everything's everywhere.

[Cody Garb]

They're trying to as much help as many ways, but. Is it food, too?

[Tech Tone]

It's food. Axes, rakes, like, literally everything.

[Donut Operator]

Do they have runners to take it to Kerbal?

[Tech Tone]

Yeah. So they have runners and then other people are volunteering to run. There was people showing up, just helping move stuff into trailers, unpacking Amazon boxes. Like, the dumpster's full. We're just. We have a mountain of cardboard out there.

[Donut Operator]

So that was a cool part about it. And I. I know that this. Was this true when. When we went anytime we would ask somebody, like, any of my shop boys, whatever, just like, it's. It's the weekend, you know, it's their. Their days off. Like, hey, do you want to come help? It's like you couldn't even get that sentence out. And they were like, yeah, let's go. Like, everybody just wanted to go out.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. I can't believe Donald Trump did that to the Guadalupe River.

[Donut Operator]

His. Where he cast the weather spells or whatever the. They're saying.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, those were Rosie o' Donnell or some. Yeah. Because you ripped her a new. With the new Donald. The Donald Trump meme. Right?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

I don't know any of this. Oh, yeah, they're blaming.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

They're blaming Trump for the. Yeah. For the rain.

[Tech Tone]

Then they were. They're blaming the cloud seeding guy. That was interesting.

[Donut Operator]

Interesting is a good word.

[Tech Tone]

There's. Cloud seeding's real.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

So making clouds and.

[Tech Tone]

No, they don't dissipate. Yeah. You release silver. Silver oxide or dioxide or whatever the it is. And it makes the cloud. It makes the clouds rain. And there was like some cloud seeding operation, like, two days prior, like 150 miles away, and that the CEO of the company comes on. He's like, the most successful cloud seeding operation ever was like 10 million gallons or some. He's like, this was like 38 trillion gallons. He's like, this isn't even possible with technologies. Like, this is a legitimate natural disaster. He's like, we had nothing to do with this.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, a lot more streamer creator drama happened than I was expecting over the Guadalupe River. Like everybody was at each other's throats. Yeah, it wasn't involving you, Cody. One day you'll get involved into that. The were mad at that. They were mad mad.

[Donut Operator]

And here comes Cody Garb with a steel chair or a bundle of sticks.

[Brandon Herrera]

You gave me. You gave me content, but I got four YouTube videos off of that, bro. Like, I've been banging that. Oh, yeah, keep tweeting, Cody. Get in there, dude. Everyone.

[Cody Garb]

You had everyone talking about your tweets on social media, on YouTube. They were just doing videos. And it's like.

[Tech Tone]

And then donut operator said.

[Cody Garb]

I was like.

[Brandon Herrera]

It'S so. It's so hypo. I love it. Just going in hard. So it was what. It started off with nmp and he said something about the kids deserve to die because the AI is going to make their lives horrible anyways.

[Donut Operator]

A joke about, oh, they're better off. And then somebody was like, well, that's a little up. And then he doubled down. No, no, their. Their lives are gonna, like, they're gonna be learning everything through AI and this. This. I'm like, that doesn't sound like a joke. Yeah, it sounds like you're just explaining and doubling down on why dead kids are a good thing, you psychopath.

[Tech Tone]

The dark humor. People are mad at dark humor now. It's like, no, you have to have a punchline with the joke, you fucking idiot.

[Donut Operator]

There has to be humor to it.

[Brandon Herrera]

Do you know? None of you guys know how to be. You've never had any experience with this guy?

[Donut Operator]

I never heard of him.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay, so I was in org with him for three years. I would like to say for three years that guy treated me great. He did. He's had my back in a lot of scenarios, but he's essentially made a career of saying the absolute most horrendous shit at all times, so.

[Donut Operator]

And then he apologized, like, publicly on social media. And then, like, on his private Discord server was like, that. I ain't apologizing for anything. Yeah, just the most, like, crocodile tears bullshit.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's been on his crash out arc for the past three months. Unfortunately, it's. He's going through, like, a court case and divorce. Not trying to excuse any of that, but yeah, he's been. He's been pretty out of control lately.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, the. Even the playback, if you watch that live stream where he's like, it was a joke. There was no. There was no joke tone. There was no laughter. You were stating what you thought were facts and just being a general piece of shit. And then everyone else jumped onto that. Well, you called them out.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

And then that started Twitter War3.

[Eli Double Tap]

Brandon and I were walking around in the mud looking for bodies for like eight hours that day, nine hours. And we're on the way back and I see him say that and just kind of flew off the handle a little bit.

[Tech Tone]

Watching people try to shit on you over that was hilarious. Because they're like, people jump in to defend you. And they're like, Cody's literally there helping on the ground right now.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

But they told amateurs to off. And they're like, do you think a retired police officers, an amateur. Also, the. The fire department seemed very grateful that he brought them a new generator when theirs was failing.

[Donut Operator]

We're literally coordinating with, like, the state rep from that area, the local leadership that is like, thank God you're here. Can you please go do this?

[Brandon Herrera]

You were in the truck with who?

[Donut Operator]

Oh, yeah, we were with shout outs to my boy Wesford. He's the state rep that represents the. The Kerbal area. Good dude. Worked with him, actually, before any of the politics stuff, before either of us had run for office. Worked with him on. He was the regional director for Gun Owners of America. Just a good old boy, old diesel mechanic. And as soon as we heard all this was going down, me and Cody jumped in the truck, went out there and met up with him. And in Curville and Hunt, this is.

[Cody Garb]

During 4th of July. We talked about it. It was like, big shout out to both of you for doing that. Because it was, hey, it's 7:00pm, 8:00pm, not even that late. And then it shifted to, hey, Cody's TISM activated. He's like, I gotta go help people. And he didn't fly, thankfully. And you, you both just like, hey, we're gonna do this instead of doing the 4th of July, let's go help people. Then. Oh, you text me. You're like, hey, I'm with Wes Verdell, right? Yeah, yeah, you're. I'm with him. He's riding along with us as we're doing all of this. And that was. I was like, holy shit.

[Donut Operator]

Wes was stepping up. Wes was invaluable in all of that and being able to coordinate, like, hey, who needs help? Where should we go? Like, he was always available. If I called him and he didn't pick up, he called me back within five minutes, hey, these people need help. Can you go? First day, we were in, like, Kerr and Hunt, Kirby and Hunt. And then the next day, he was like, hey, man, center point needs help. Do you guys mind going there? We went there. Like, he was. He. I can't give him enough credit for the leadership he had on the ground there.

[Brandon Herrera]

So when I. I would love to vouch for you guys right now, because the experience that I had when I came up to do what I can, seeing your guys impact on the community of the people that were there, that was, like. I thought it was awesome because there were people like, like, thanking you for being there for, like, morale reasons. Everybody knew you guys. I was like, damn. Like, these people are like local celebrities here. Like, people are like, oh, my. I love your videos. Thank you so much for always doing your best for the community. I think. I think maybe it was you or it was Cody who, like, you put your hand to the window and another man put there, like, those evangelical preachers. Like, put your hand on the tv. I will feel your energy, brothers and sisters.

[Donut Operator]

In reality, it was more of a Me Tarzan, you James.

[Brandon Herrera]

But no, it was crazy. I mean, hearing and seeing how much y' all have been doing for people who need. It is. It is. It is very good to see real men doing good things for the people who they say they're actually gonna help, because a lot of people say, oh, yeah, man, I would love to do this. And then there are guys like y' all who are like, oh, yeah, we're just gonna actually go do the things that we say that we're gonna do.

[Cody Garb]

I. I just put a river on my profile picture, and I felt that helped.

[Donut Operator]

That's your black square.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I'm doing my part, really.

[Donut Operator]

The. The. The. The ones to shout out were the first responders, because, like, a lot of those dudes, they got ripped up from Hondo, Uvalde, all those areas, like, the first night, they were just like, man, we were told with, like, a couple of hours notice, get your shit in a bag and go out, and we're sleeping on cots, and you know, that sort of thing. And honestly, I feel like some of the most impact that we made is those dudes that are working 16 hour shifts, far from home, sleeping on the floors, giving them energy drinks and to get through the day. And they. It was funny because you're offering people water and Gatorade. Oh, we're good. We're good. Hey, man, you want an energy drink? Fuck yeah, I do. Like, they don't get to leave and go to convenience stores.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like, oh, also. Also, kindest thing, I'm gonna glaze you guys, one more time, because you need to know, this is. This was incredible. So we go out to eat at a steak restaurant, and these lovely people are like, oh, yeah, we heard what you did. We know who you are. They comp the entire meals, and then you guys tip, like, $400 to the people of this restaurant. Good deeds not on camera is very rare from streamers these days because there's a lot of people like, oh, I'm gonna go do. I'm gonna go do some charity. Yo, Chat, check out me doing this shit right now. They will only do good stream. Good deeds on stream. But if.

[Donut Operator]

If you call me a streamer again, you're gonna have to beat my ass. Oh, thank you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Are we shiny?

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Cody Garb]

I just looked at. I was like, yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Everyone okay?

[Cody Garb]

Little glaze to him. That's a dude. The tip.

[Tech Tone]

Tip your.

[Brandon Herrera]

Tip your servers.

[Cody Garb]

Unless they suck. Then don't tip them.

[Brandon Herrera]

But I will tip service. I will say, I hate tip culture, bro. I think it's so bullshit. I understand. It's. It. You know, we have to operate within the confines of. I mean, it would be nice if employers would just pay their fucking employees.

[Donut Operator]

All right. Reservoir Dogs.

[Tech Tone]

The line was when Subway started asking me for a tip.

[Brandon Herrera]

That was.

[Tech Tone]

That was the line for me. Subway asked for tips now? Yes.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's crazy.

[Eli Double Tap]

No sandwich artist.

[Tech Tone]

As far as I'm concerned, I'm the manager in this situation. I mean, to be fair, like, I told you exactly what to do. I watched you do it the entire time.

[Donut Operator]

Did you tip me for telling you how to build it?

[Cody Garb]

It's everything deserves a tip now. They'll just turn the machine around. You're like, I just. I bought groceries. I. We went to that one store that's near the house, the head shop, and they have tip on there.

[Donut Operator]

Seriously?

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, dear God.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Like, I. I don't understand if your job is to sit at the counter. Like, if it's. If it's somebody like. Like, you're a server, you're running around, you're grabbing. You're putting orders back in the kitchen. You're running out to the tables, you're running around, you're being super polite and everything. Yeah. Tip the fuck out of that person. Like, that's awesome. If your job is to ring things up and then just, like, hand me an iPad and look me in the eyes like, that's. That's bizarre.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

That didn't used to happen either. Last couple years, no.

[Cody Garb]

I get confused on. Even if, like, an electrician or, like, An AC repair dude comes. I'm like, do I still tip him? Because, no, he was not. I don't know. Here's 20 extra dollars.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

You know how many electricians just unfollowed?

[Tech Tone]

You did it for 10 years. Guess how many tips I got. Nine.

[Brandon Herrera]

Really? Oh, okay.

[Donut Operator]

Really?

[Tech Tone]

Zero.

[Cody Garb]

I need to stop tipping.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, you're right. Because I just had a guy come to redo my lawn, and it was like, he paid me three. Like, it was $3,000 for the service. I'm like, is that enough? Or, like, do I give him an extra 10%? How does this work where you don't come back to my house and break my windows because you know where I live now? So, yeah, I did them. $300? Is that crazy? I give him 10 extra. Maybe I'm an idiot. I don't know.

[Donut Operator]

I'll tip on services like that. When it, like, for example, a couple, like, neighborhood kids came, like, and they're like, kids, like young teenagers just came and asked if they could cut my lawn.

[Brandon Herrera]

Sure.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. All right.

[Brandon Herrera]

But I can't stand that, bro. I can't see people coming to my house and offer me, bro. It's like, it's like I'm getting ads in real life. So annoying. Like, I'll just be streaming.

[Donut Operator]

Slam the door on these kids that are trying to, like, make a hustle. And you're just like, this is why I've got the brave browse.

[Brandon Herrera]

Ads in real life is crazy, dude.

[Eli Double Tap]

The guy block.

[Cody Garb]

You want to borrow my ghost bed pillow?

[Eli Double Tap]

Does it smell like you?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes.

[Cody Garb]

Do you feel that? Cooling technology.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's definitely not a hot pillow.

[Donut Operator]

I gotta get out of here.

[Tech Tone]

Give me my pillow. I'm the one that has to sleep here. You guys have your own houses and your own pillows. Quit touching it.

[Donut Operator]

All right, real question. Can the gang do a pillow fight?

[Tech Tone]

Not with these.

[Donut Operator]

Slow motion pillow fight.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Tech Tone]

They're heavy. It'll hurt.

[Donut Operator]

Are they really?

[Tech Tone]

Yes, they're premium.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, that would actually suck.

[Brandon Herrera]

Actually.

[Donut Operator]

I don't think I'd want to get smacked with that.

[Tech Tone]

I'm swinging it hard. Okay.

[Brandon Herrera]

Your son.

[Cody Garb]

You walk up and just pee off on your kid.

[Tech Tone]

If I smack you with this, you're gonna be a ghost.

[Cody Garb]

And get this.

[Tech Tone]

They're built to last with a 20 year warranty, and they have a three month free trial period.

[Donut Operator]

What do they do with all the used mattresses that get returned?

[Tech Tone]

Not black lights. They have a complete sleep setup for spooky sex.

[Brandon Herrera]

Boo.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Donut Operator]

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[Cody Garb]

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[Brandon Herrera]

Ew.

[Tech Tone]

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[Cody Garb]

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[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Donut Operator]

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[Cody Garb]

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[Tech Tone]

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[Eli Double Tap]

Use the code unsubscribe to sleep better and stay cooler.

[Tech Tone]

I did, I did on a door to door salesman yesterday before my flight. Dude. Dude shows up in this like clapped out 2003 red impala to my house and I'm at the gym and Hannah's like, somebody just stopped by trying to sell solar panels. I was like, tell him to off. And they came back like two hours later and I answered the door this time. Your wife said you might be interested in solar panels. She lied. Oh, so you're not? No, absolutely not. He's like, well, it's net zero. Me. I. I know I'm not interested in your net zero metering solar panels.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Tech Tone]

He's like, can I ask why? I go, I'm an electrician. Do you. What level do you want me to chew you out on? And he just goes, you know what?

[Brandon Herrera]

I.

[Tech Tone]

Okay, I'll just take you off the list. Okay, bye. Off. I hate that the solar panel stuff is such a scam.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, the guy that installed my security system, he walks into the. The garage, I was out in the garage and he goes, holy donut. I was like the security system guy, of all people.

[Cody Garb]

He's. I can break in.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, there's probably.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know that.

[Donut Operator]

I know the workar to your cameras.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, they're 100%. He was up there for way longer in the attic than he should have been.

[Cody Garb]

I can't do it.

[Donut Operator]

No.

[Cody Garb]

We had the Uber driver, Uber eats last night. The delivery girl that.

[Donut Operator]

Well, that's why you always do the drop off.

[Cody Garb]

They did the drop off. It was me driving back. I picked up supplies from Walmart driving down the back road. And that road's 55.

[Donut Operator]

I have no idea.

[Cody Garb]

That back road, it's like a 55. Always 55.

[Donut Operator]

Do we want to say, well, we.

[Cody Garb]

Can bleep out the road, but yeah, 55 miles per hour. There is three vehicles and one person going 32 to 35 on that back road. And Then we hit a hill. She slows down to, like, 28. And I am, oh, I know what.

[Eli Double Tap]

Back road you're talking about now.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. And I'm getting irate. I'm like, oh, my God. I still have, like, five miles of this before we get to the turn. They'll definitely speed up. They'll def. Okay.

[Donut Operator]

They did not, in fact, speed up.

[Cody Garb]

I went around. I just flipped them the fuck off and honked.

[Brandon Herrera]

It was like, what?

[Cody Garb]

You are so dangerous if you are not going the speed limit. If you're going 20 to 30 under.

[Tech Tone]

The speed that was your doordash person.

[Cody Garb]

Yep.

[Tech Tone]

You flipped off the food on the way to you.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, I. I, like, held the hammer. Pulled in, got in, started setting up. And then doordash was here. And then they parked way far away. I think they pulled up and they seen the vehicle, and they're like.

[Brandon Herrera]

I was gonna say it's a good thing.

[Tech Tone]

You drive very inconspicuous vehicles.

[Cody Garb]

SAP said that she looked terrified answering the door.

[Donut Operator]

Well, don't drive like an asshole. She was, like, clutching the bag of burritos, like, answer.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, no. I'm like, that. You and that car out there. What the.

[Cody Garb]

Why were you going 32 on a 55?

[Tech Tone]

Oh, Eli's tism. You know how much more money you could make if you drove the speed limit?

[Brandon Herrera]

You did three more deliveries. A sh. Yes.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, you could. You could fund your Roth ira.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, man. So the. Just the drama world. How is that going? We were talking about the other day, you. So I thought you were doing five videos a week.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, yeah. Five videos a day. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

That's fucking crazy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, it's so not, though. You know what I mean? It's a genuine reaction right there. Okay? It's so easy, right? You just. You go, okay, you stream every day for four hours. Hours. And in that four hours, you just plan, Okay, I want to make five videos. So then you plan out those segments of what those are going to be, and then you just go live and you do those five segments and then you upload them immediately. And then you upload your stream as well. So it's like, you know, it's really that easy, right? Because, like, if your stream is so forgettable that you don't want any moments from it, then why are you streaming? So I make sure I have five good moments every stream, and I just do that every day forever. It's just that easy, you know? And it's. For me, it's like, okay, which streamers being retarded? All right? I'm gonna talk shit about that guy for 30 minutes. And you just go in and then somebody else reacts to you shitting on that streamer, and then you react back to that and you become your own infinite cycle. Once you become, you can farm yourself. Oh, infinite content. That's why I'm excited for you to get in the ring, because now we're homies. The Internet knows we're homies, which means now when you do dumb or somebody comes at you, I'm like, I got him. And it's leave him alone.

[Eli Double Tap]

Worked great.

[Donut Operator]

So far. He's been like a pit bull on a. Except instead of going after toddlers, he goes after retard streamers.

[Tech Tone]

I was trying to explain to my wife streamer versus streamer drama, and just her face glazes over because she does not care. Oh, my God, I can't believe I care about this. Actually, it's like, why the fuck do I care about this? It's been bothering me for like, three days of, like, why do I care? Why is this so interesting? And it finally dawned on me on the plane. Streamer versus streamer beef is literally just real life, zero producer reality.

[Donut Operator]

It's like WWE for people who can't fight.

[Brandon Herrera]

Absolutely. 100 is. And now career class three is canceled because of that, so now they can't even fight even more.

[Cody Garb]

Canceled.

[Brandon Herrera]

Who saw that coming? Oh, what a shock. But it's nice because I love having people like Asthma Gold and you, because everybody who's not retarded knows you guys are great people. So it's like, oh, I just get to defend the good guys. You know, it's. It's just easy dunks on these dipshits. Like, there's a streamer who I want to bring up, but I know not bringing them up is going to drive them insane. And I think you know what I'm talking about. So all I have to do is not say their name. And then they can't get a react because they're waiting for a react. But yeah, dunking on that guy for two videos was awesome.

[Donut Operator]

And click farming assholes that are just rage baiting.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes.

[Donut Operator]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Herrera]

And what's hilarious is Asthma Gold reacted to my video defending you from that dude. Hit number three trending on gaming, which was insane. Speaking of which, I didn't. Oh, this is crazy. This was so gay. I had a dream about y' all last night, and it was us doing a podcast.

[Tech Tone]

More glazing, right?

[Brandon Herrera]

We were all having sex, right? Yeah, it was.

[Eli Double Tap]

Blood had come Everywhere.

[Brandon Herrera]

It was legit.

[Donut Operator]

We call it the Aristocrats.

[Brandon Herrera]

It was. It was my old podcast, Steak and Eggs, and it was y'. All. And we were doing a group podcast together of me, Emmy and Azrin meeting y' all three. You weren't in the dream because we haven't met yet. Yeah, I know, but it was a great fucking time.

[Donut Operator]

And then we missed out on the orgy dream.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah. I'll sit in the cloud cuck chair dream whenever.

[Donut Operator]

It's the cuck observation deck.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think we played Nick's face against the glass.

[Tech Tone]

I'm the Teletubby sun in the background.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Then we played Halo in houses after that. And then I was cheating, and everybody knew that I was cheating, but nobody told me they knew that I was cheating because they didn't want to hurt my feelings. But it was a cute dream. It was nice. We still. We still need to make that happen.

[Tech Tone]

I like how you're the make a wish kid in your own dream.

[Brandon Herrera]

Everyone knew I was ch.

[Cody Garb]

But no one wanted to say anything.

[Donut Operator]

Because of the cancer.

[Cody Garb]

That's why I b. I gave myself cancer in a dream.

[Brandon Herrera]

What the.

[Donut Operator]

That's actually. That's a great clip name. I gave myself cancer in a dream. I check on that.

[Cody Garb]

It's a good band name too.

[Tech Tone]

Wait, why is John Cena here?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, it's that clip from, like, I don't know, the DC Fighting video game or whatever. The, like this squad thing where's it basically did the caption was being a kid in like, a hospital. Whatever. It's like, oh, man, it's Superman.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, fuck.

[Donut Operator]

It's Superman.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, no.

[Cody Garb]

But streaming. So four videos. Five videos a day.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

And now you're focused. This last creator, Clash, just fell through completely. And you've been tackling that a little. I just.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Anisa going on and saying I shouldn't say this. I know this will upset Ian.

[Brandon Herrera]

And you're like, yeah, what a partner. I know. It's. It's so bad. She completely threw Ian under the bus. That's one thing. Is their marital issues once again resurfacing. And there's also all the creators who trained for seven months who didn't get paid. There's also unequal pay amongst creator. Every creator got paid 17,000 besides La Beast, who for some reason got 27 or 24,000. You have people like Nathan Barnett who are like, they have no money because they're like, oh, this is my plan. This is what you promised me. And then you didn't deliver on that.

[Donut Operator]

And they probably spent a bunch of money on training and everything like that.

[Cody Garb]

Training's not cheap.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, it's not. And then the time that you have to do it and then, you know, the injuries that you sustain, you know, it was very fucked up. And not the.

[Donut Operator]

Sorry, just pointing out like that how expensive it is. Like, between the training, the equipment, everything for. For my fight, the flights, hotel stuff, whatever, some of it was like, ancillary, but I pro. I think I spent more money than I made, like.

[Cody Garb]

And you're. You're dedicating yourself to a fight. You're doing a fight camp. This is. I'm working in 9 to 5 a lot of the time.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, yeah. So if you. You count the opportunity cost. It's insane.

[Cody Garb]

That's what's crazy about that. And then getting it ripped out where. Well, they first were like, oh, we just rescheduled, scheduled it, and then three days ago.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, yeah, just gone. Yeah, it sucks. Not to mention. I mean, the good news is they're not getting their 34 of profits they were going to take, which is. I think Ian and Nisa are now the only creators to ever host a charity event twice that amassed $0, which is a. That might be a record because I can't believe anybody failing that miserably, but. Yeah, I mean, them. That's pretty much it. They just completely shit the bed and everything's up. And I think they need to recompensate all the fighters at least 30 to 40 thousand dollars for the time they invested to do this event in the first place.

[Donut Operator]

34%.

[Tech Tone]

Did they initially sell tickets?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, you didn't know about that?

[Tech Tone]

No.

[Donut Operator]

Are you telling me that this wasn't actually a philanthropic gesture and they were trying to make money?

[Brandon Herrera]

Imagine that. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Ian, I'm blown away. Imagine my surprise.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, they're already getting the tax write off by doing the charity work, but that wasn't enough. So they were also going to take. Take 34%, which was not disclosed, by the way. That was not disclosed. That was in the fine print, which is crazy. How greedy you have to be to actually do something that's gonna be especially for fucking charity. Nobody's gonna say, oh, yeah, charity, y'. All. Y' all give you guys a dollar. Every $3 I give, they would say, oh, that. Where's the actual charity? Like, I'll donate directly.

[Donut Operator]

Eli, just out of curiosity, any. Any charity event that we've done, whether it's for autism or veteran charities, how much money have we made on that?

[Cody Garb]

$0.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

That's crazy. Like we give all the money to the charities we say we will.

[Cody Garb]

Wild concept to give 100% of profits. You know why? Because it's a hundred percent of profits. That's why those are limited released and it's very scheduled. Even the research we do on the charities we pick because there are scummy ass charities out there too. So it's like, hey, do our due diligence, make sure everything's good and then keeping to our word.

[Donut Operator]

It's like we're actually capable of all making money outside of faking a charity.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, that's kind of crazy with that. Didn't like were tickets for sale.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes.

[Tech Tone]

So like what happens to all the people that went out and like bought a ticket, took time off work, had plane tickets? Like a lot of people, customers and stuff are probably also out a ton of money.

[Brandon Herrera]

I actually didn't consider that at all. I. I know they were funded ticket sales, but if somebody pre parties a flight to go to the event.

[Tech Tone]

Right. Scheduled vacation, you got flights that you have to cancel or like whatever like that over a lot of people.

[Brandon Herrera]

I haven't considered that. I didn't make a video on that. That's smart.

[Donut Operator]

That's one of your five talking points.

[Brandon Herrera]

Now.

[Tech Tone]

We need four more topics.

[Cody Garb]

I swear they didn't re. They weren't reimbursing people on the first cancel because they're like, oh no, it's still going. So. Yeah, but they weren't reimbursing people because they're like, no. Well this person's not. Harley's not fighting. I don't give a. Yeah, you're like, well, too bad.

[Donut Operator]

The coveted do a double tap rug pull, dude.

[Cody Garb]

And that. Oh, good people.

[Eli Double Tap]

Did they ever give Sam Hyde his money back for that?

[Donut Operator]

The four.

[Eli Double Tap]

I think it was the first one. He spent like 25 grand on front row seats or some like that. Something crazy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Don't quote me about that. I think, I think he was refunded, but I'm giving him a massive benefit of the doubt. I think he was.

[Donut Operator]

25 grand is lawsuit money. I think it was funny.

[Eli Double Tap]

Don't quote me on that. It was a ton of money.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, he's right. That is. That is for sure. 25 grand. I'm just not sure if it was ripped on a fully or not. Yeah, I would probably imagine they did because I know they're horrified of Sam Hyde. That's a scary man.

[Donut Operator]

That man lives in their head.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh yeah, it's wild. And then there's been even more Drama with. What was it? Yeah. The last time we talked, I don't think this happened, but now they're getting sued Denims froga.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Heard about that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

That was an incredible trap.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Cody Garb]

Dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

The.

[Eli Double Tap]

The boxing trainer coming out.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, my God.

[Eli Double Tap]

And talking to H3. Oh, that was brutal as.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Did you guys see that?

[Cody Garb]

Oh, yeah. I think it was in our group chat.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

For those in the audience who don't know.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

You want to break that down a little bit?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. So they're Ian and Anissa's boxing trainer. So Ian's trainer, who worked with them for getting ready for the event, would notice that Anissa would fantasize about the opponents that were beating the out of her husband, which is wild. And would also, you know, pretty frequently talk about how Ian would shit himself and wreak the feces at every point in their livelihood. So she's a woman who loves when people beat the the out of her husband and buried him for having ibs. I suppose so. I give that marriage two more years, tops.

[Donut Operator]

I didn't know about the fantasy part of that.

[Brandon Herrera]

You didn't know about that?

[Donut Operator]

No. I had no idea.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that's fun, isn't it?

[Donut Operator]

Nice little bonus with friends like these or a wife like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Or the.

[Donut Operator]

Spouse supposed to be your partner, the person that's fighting through life with you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep. Yeah. The training would say about how excited Anissa would get when watching the other fighters beat the fuck out of her husband happened, which is like, Jesus, you know?

[Donut Operator]

I'm so glad he threw his career away for that.

[Brandon Herrera]

It sucks. And I think everybody agrees that Ian, a couple years ago was so cool. I just. It sucks what happened.

[Eli Double Tap]

He found empathy, though.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, that's big.

[Donut Operator]

Can you hear that banging sound? That was the ladder being pulled up behind him.

[Cody Garb]

Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles?

[Donut Operator]

No.

[Cody Garb]

Well, with Mando struggle no more. I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick.

[Tech Tone]

It's gonna get all clumpy on my chest hair.

[Brandon Herrera]

But look like I've been.

[Tech Tone]

Rolling around in mashed potatoes.

[Eli Double Tap]

How well does it lubricate?

[Tech Tone]

Was developed by a doctor, and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

[Tech Tone]

I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours. Straight up, he's turned. Time to shower. Finally, Fatty curdled, thanks to Mando it's.

[Donut Operator]

Also named after Mount Fuji.

[Tech Tone]

Really? Mine's bourbon and leather. Because I'm a man, though.

[Donut Operator]

Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun.

[Tech Tone]

What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?

[Donut Operator]

I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

[Tech Tone]

Not going to come for at least 72 hours.

[Donut Operator]

Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y' all could use some mando.

[Tech Tone]

For a strong, independent woman. You can do everything a man can do. You can still use some mando.

[Cody Garb]

Our captain, Nick, dead.

[Eli Double Tap]

The cops are coming.

[Tech Tone]

We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell.

[Eli Double Tap]

Actually does smell pretty damn good.

[Cody Garb]

This one smells like the body wash. Smells actually really good.

[Eli Double Tap]

I have bourbon leather.

[Tech Tone]

Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious. There's no way there's a body over there.

[Donut Operator]

You said we can ad lib. Joke's on you. We're into that.

[Eli Double Tap]

This isn't your average deodorant or antiperspirant.

[Tech Tone]

You can try Mando starter pack. It's perfect. It comes with absolutely everything. Stick deodorant cream, deodorant. Two free products of your choice, like a mini body wash or deodorant wipes. And free shipping as a special offer. You'll get 20 off site wide with our exclusive Code Unsub.

[Cody Garb]

That's Code unsub [e-mail].

[Brandon Herrera]

I love watching your face.

[Cody Garb]

Like, good. How you been, Nick?

[Tech Tone]

How you have.

[Cody Garb]

What? Dude, what new history segment are you working on right now?

[Tech Tone]

I got a video coming out tomorrow. It's gonna be wild.

[Brandon Herrera]

What's it called?

[Tech Tone]

It's like an hour and five minutes. It's called captured 1500, killed 33. The Pied Piper of Saipan.

[Brandon Herrera]

That sounds awesome.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. Is this the book that.

[Tech Tone]

The book that I was sending you guys pictures of that crazy. The most hardcore on. I looked into it. He self published that book. I was like, there's no way this made it through an editor.

[Donut Operator]

Can you send me a link to that?

[Brandon Herrera]

You.

[Tech Tone]

It hasn't been for sale for 30 years. It's not on Kindle. You have to go find an old copy on ebay for like 250. $50.

[Donut Operator]

All right. Before this podcast gets released. What's that book?

[Tech Tone]

Incredible. The podcast or the book is island by Guy Gabaldon.

[Donut Operator]

That goes hard as.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, dude. We gotta find like a quote from the mini quotes that were being said.

[Tech Tone]

I'll read you.

[Donut Operator]

Dude, I got 200 bucks. I got a signed copy.

[Tech Tone]

I have a signed copy as well.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, well, hold on now. I do too.

[Brandon Herrera]

This book, I'm known for being a book criminally when it comes to history.

[Tech Tone]

So basically it's a. It's foot, three Hispanic Marine.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Tech Tone]

That was adopted by a Japanese family.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, so this is real.

[Tech Tone]

Yes, this really happened. He was adopted by a Japanese family so he could speak conversationally. He could speak Japanese. And he like, understood Japanese culture to a degree that most Americans like. He understood like, their interpretation of like honor and duty and all that type of stuff. So he ends up going to Saipan, which was also nicknamed Island.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Because you ever heard of like, you know, Japanese women throwing kids off cliffs rather than being. That's where all that happened. So he would go and like day one, he was on Saipan the whole time. He would sneak out behind enemy lines and like find the cave networks and dugouts and stuff that Japanese were in. And he would show up with grenades by himself and be like, come out, surrender. And he'd like talk him into it, being like, hey, we're all. We're very impressed with how honorable fighters you are. My shogun sent me here to. He doesn't want to have to kill such an incredible fighter. Please come out and surrender, otherwise I'm going to blow your ass the fuck up, basically. And over the course of the battle of Saipan, he ends up getting approximately 1500 ish Japanese soldiers and civilians to surrender and become POWs rather than having to kill them.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, wait, so that's kind of cool.

[Tech Tone]

It is super cool.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

He's also. He has one story where he comes up to a. So like, usually he has a drop on these guys, cuz like he's at the mouth of a cave with a gun.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

And he's got grenades and he's like calling in and how many grenades? Three.

[Cody Garb]

Bag of them.

[Donut Operator]

Why you laughing, Nick?

[Tech Tone]

No reason. He. He comes up on this farmhouse surrounded by sugar cane fields and he's like kind of scoping it out. And there's a Harley out front.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

And he's like, oh, I love riding motorcycles back home. I'm gonna be the first American on Saipan with a Harley.

[Cody Garb]

This is gonna be dope.

[Tech Tone]

So he like does a full circle, hiding in the sugarcane field, sneaking around this farmhouse. And when he comes back around from the backside, there's three Japanese soldiers standing by his Harley. And I'm just gonna read you what he said, okay. In his book. And then one of them sits on my Harley. I Don't like that. He then proceeds to shoot that guy in the head mag, dump his two buddies to steal their Harley.

[Brandon Herrera]

Did he use the word them right there?

[Tech Tone]

He did. He had some other colorful language and a lot of other parts of the book.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. Where are some that come in?

[Tech Tone]

I've made up my mind. I'm about to, quote, buy this Harley with Marine Corps ammunition. They should feel honored to help a young Marine get a motorcycle. Sayonara, boys.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's so sick.

[Cody Garb]

I was beginning to wonder what would eventually happen to the saber sidearms, watches, and gold teeth I was accumulating. He's just taking gold teeth.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's so cool. He was.

[Donut Operator]

I mean, do you want to just leave him there?

[Tech Tone]

He was running around Saipan. Every time he found a Japanese soldier, like, whether he took him as POW or had to kill him in the cave because he wouldn't come out, he would confiscate or take off their corpse, their metals, and he was just wearing all their medals on his fucking uniform.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay, so I guess, is this guy a psychopath or is he really cool?

[Tech Tone]

I mean, I think he was pretty cool.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's pretty cool.

[Tech Tone]

He talks about it a lot. Like, basically, his perspective is he. He doesn't hate Japanese people because they're Japanese. Like, he. He hates the Imperial Japanese because they got his family put in concentration camps in America because, like, that's what happened to that. His adopted family, they got put in concentration camps.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's for people who have ADD.

[Tech Tone]

No.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Tech Tone]

No. Yeah. America put 150,000 Japanese Americans in internment camps in World War II just because they were Japanese. And who did that? FDR.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Tech Tone]

Same guy that confiscated all the gold and then started Social Security?

[Donut Operator]

The only president who's ever actually interned American citizens based on race alone.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, that one.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Donut Operator]

Progressive hero.

[Cody Garb]

Everyone loves him as a president until you, like, do a little bit. Not even that.

[Tech Tone]

Not me. I hate him.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

My phone. Of reasons I hate him, actually.

[Donut Operator]

I've got time.

[Tech Tone]

I said, well, the Green New Deal did not get us out of the Great Depression, I'll tell you that much.

[Donut Operator]

In fact, arguably kept us there longer.

[Tech Tone]

No, not arguably. It did, dude. This.

[Donut Operator]

This benefit of the doubt. But, yes, I agree.

[Tech Tone]

The book ends. I'll just go ahead and let you read the.

[Brandon Herrera]

The.

[Tech Tone]

The last verse of the book.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I love that. Burn the flag burners. Yep. Semper Fidelis by American, by Japanese. Damn. Damn. Oh, damn.

[Tech Tone]

It's like, by B U Y American Dash, by B Y E Japanese.

[Brandon Herrera]

Damn. Bro, that's hard as this one.

[Cody Garb]

I didn't know what the Geneva Convention had to say about war booty. And I certainly didn't give a rat's ass what they said.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's just like.

[Tech Tone]

Man, that was I.

[Cody Garb]

That thing up loot.

[Eli Double Tap]

Major loot drops over there.

[Cody Garb]

This is white loot. This is trash.

[Donut Operator]

Wild glowing purple.

[Cody Garb]

You have to censor that. Unfortunately. Cuz we found out with. You can't say Dan. No.

[Brandon Herrera]

What?

[Cody Garb]

We had a dude that was there and dude.

[Donut Operator]

Which I think that's weird to say that that's a slur considering it's just a literal abbreviation.

[Tech Tone]

It's the laziest slur ever.

[Donut Operator]

It's so much more inventive.

[Tech Tone]

Like you should have to call us North Americans now. You can't abbreviate it to American. It's a slur.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Like that's such a stupid.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's so dumb, bro.

[Cody Garb]

We were. We had. That was. Don Graves was on. He was at the battle of Iwo Jima. He like was there during the raising of the flag. He was a flamethrower guy. Like he was in the.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Who did was it when he was like, yeah, I killed a few or whatever he said. But how he said it. We looked up at each other. It's like, oh, it's gonna be one of those episodes.

[Donut Operator]

It was the immediate. Like.

[Tech Tone]

He was 99 at the time and drank that beer at the opening.

[Cody Garb]

Yes.

[Brandon Herrera]

There are some slurs that I enjoy being called though. I don't know. I've always enjoyed White Devil and like Vanilla Gorilla and just something about his mayonnaise monster. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Mayo monkey.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

I've never heard of these. These.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Dude. I know it was a lot.

[Cody Garb]

Mayo monkey. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's cuz you're privileged. You have a great life. You're Mexican.

[Cody Garb]

I know.

[Eli Double Tap]

Wait, I can say that now, right?

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Eli Double Tap]

You're engaged to a. Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Congratulations.

[Donut Operator]

Brandon starts attacking Cody sexually translated slur.

[Cody Garb]

You unlock unlocking slurs is why.

[Donut Operator]

Well, I know what the expert mode one is.

[Tech Tone]

First time Cody and Vanessa had sex, they're just laying in bed.

[Brandon Herrera]

Bing. Yes.

[Cody Garb]

Get out, baby.

[Brandon Herrera]

What was that? Nothing.

[Donut Operator]

That one's still on the fence.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wow.

[Tech Tone]

Cody dates a really diverse group of young ladies. Sibling. The infinity slurs smashes.

[Donut Operator]

My first time unironically being called. This was wild.

[Brandon Herrera]

What?

[Donut Operator]

So just literally like I. I just thought it was the funniest ever.

[Brandon Herrera]

Are you Mexican?

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Well, Herrera kind of gives it away, but I never thought of that.

[Cody Garb]

Okay. Did you think he was a Terry?

[Brandon Herrera]

No. I can't tell. I mean, I know you're white.

[Tech Tone]

Thank you.

[Brandon Herrera]

And then I. I'm still not. I'm not.

[Tech Tone]

Thank you.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, these two. I got no idea. You could pass for something else. Are you white?

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm white.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm horrible at this. I've always been horrible at this. And I don't know, I thought he was, like, interesting color. Yeah. Holy Mexican.

[Donut Operator]

Holy. You're Mexican.

[Brandon Herrera]

Y' all two are like. You're both, like.

[Tech Tone]

You're, like, the same.

[Brandon Herrera]

You know what I'm saying? Don't you ever say that. Cody shoots Tech Six shooter. Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Why you have that?

[Donut Operator]

Why are you trying to defame my family? Family name. Click.

[Cody Garb]

Off into the distance, he gets on a horse and rides away as he.

[Donut Operator]

Goes to have a child with his brown wife.

[Cody Garb]

One of those episodes.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm just having babies so they'll mow the lawn.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude. Jesus Christ.

[Tech Tone]

I don't know if Cody saw it, but there was. You got tagged in a meme him on Twitter. But, I mean, we all get so many notifications, but for some reason, it just came across my timeline, and it was like, the most horrific racist ever. And it's a picture of Cortez, and then there's a Hispanic woman standing in front of him like this, like his Latina wife protecting him. And somebody tagged you.

[Cody Garb]

That got you. I like when Nick laughs harder at his own story.

[Tech Tone]

History memes. It wasn't my joke. I was just retelling it. I know what we can do for the Gang does episode tonight. What we can do the gang does the racist tier list for Pepper Box. We can do a tier list for.

[Donut Operator]

Our favorite racial slurs, like the one that homegirl did.

[Brandon Herrera]

I win Cody.

[Cody Garb]

No, it's not.

[Donut Operator]

Who said the most.

[Cody Garb]

Like and done what?

[Donut Operator]

Cody's just over here in the corner.

[Brandon Herrera]

No, no, no, no. He's gonna say it. He's gonna say it.

[Eli Double Tap]

Packing the thoughts.

[Brandon Herrera]

Any car. He's gonna say it out.

[Cody Garb]

And then people have to guess what we put up on the tier list.

[Brandon Herrera]

They're just blurs. I don't know.

[Cody Garb]

I'm guessing these three.

[Tech Tone]

Cody, go ahead and tweet. What's your favorite racial slur so we know which ones to put in the tier list?

[Donut Operator]

Ask Grok. Is your Ask Grok right now on air?

[Eli Double Tap]

Okay, I'll just ask Rock privately for now.

[Donut Operator]

Coward.

[Brandon Herrera]

Rocksman.

[Eli Double Tap]

Which one?

[Cody Garb]

Which Rock?

[Eli Double Tap]

Rock four or Grock three?

[Donut Operator]

Grog four?

[Brandon Herrera]

Grock. Can you see Becca Hitler? Okay.

[Cody Garb]

You've seen the whole.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I see everything.

[Donut Operator]

That shit's been wild.

[Cody Garb]

Okay. I didn't. I only.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, I saw it one, not the other.

[Cody Garb]

And then they're like, oh, the anti Semitic. I was like, what? Yeah, I was like, holy grock.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, Mecca, Hitler and Grok. They've been.

[Cody Garb]

Or.

[Brandon Herrera]

So they're one of the same. They've been pretty base lately, man. I'm not gonna lie. They've been telling how it is.

[Donut Operator]

What is the most commonly used. Oh, yeah, It. It declined to answer.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, no.

[Donut Operator]

Said my programming steers me firmly away from endorsing or promoting any form of hate speech as it is counterproductive to helpful conversation. I've tell that to the last 24 hours.

[Eli Double Tap]

I was thinking hard on this one one.

[Donut Operator]

It's going through a lot of them.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, my gosh. It's still going. What is the most commonly used directional slur?

[Brandon Herrera]

It's got to be the N word. It's in every song. It's in every single movie.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Soft day is definitely different.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, is it really? Well, I mean, yeah, there's. Sure.

[Eli Double Tap]

You see the.

[Donut Operator]

That's. Man, maybe we do need to do a tier list.

[Eli Double Tap]

They're still thinking. 27 seconds.

[Donut Operator]

Have you.

[Eli Double Tap]

Have you seen the clip of the black streamer? He's playing some kind of horror game. There's a jump scare, and he says the hard R Like. Like, right out. He's like. He said, wow, that just rolled right out.

[Donut Operator]

Like, not soft A. Like plantation owner.

[Eli Double Tap]

It was like a white ghost face.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude came right up.

[Donut Operator]

He's like, man, I need to do, like, a 23 in me. Like, that came out way too natural.

[Cody Garb]

I have no idea how UNSUB has made it this far.

[Tech Tone]

These are the real questions.

[Donut Operator]

I think Cody has Grock going through every racial slur ever.

[Eli Double Tap]

63 seconds. Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Thoughts.

[Cody Garb]

It started with thoughts.

[Donut Operator]

Oh.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh. It said the N word oh a lot.

[Brandon Herrera]

Which one?

[Donut Operator]

Oh, and it differentiates between hard R and soft day.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay, so which ones use more? Sure. The soft A. The soft day makes it sound so friendly.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, God, I can't read any.

[Eli Double Tap]

Dude, it went, like, a couple paragraphs here.

[Brandon Herrera]

We can play a game of chicken. Who will read the most?

[Eli Double Tap]

It said raccoon, but without the ra.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, what is that? Is that. Was it a new one? Is it. No, that's an old one.

[Eli Double Tap]

That's civil rights stuff right there.

[Donut Operator]

Anything my grandfather knows is not a new one.

[Brandon Herrera]

That one does not tell that font.

[Eli Double Tap]

Remember Forrest Gump? Like, mama used to sweep him off the Porch with the broom.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Dude, this is going into detail.

[Brandon Herrera]

I just recently saw it like, like six months ago. It's a good ass movie.

[Eli Double Tap]

I'm gonna save this.

[Cody Garb]

Jenny's a. Yeah, it's like deletion aids.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Bubblegum broke my heart, dude. That me up, bro. That.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, because weren't they gonna make. They were gonna make like Forrest Gump 2.

[Cody Garb]

Yep.

[Donut Operator]

And it was gonna include a bunch of. From the 90s. Like they were gonna have him in the back of the white Bronco during the OJ chase and he was gonna go to space and all sorts of. It was awesome.

[Eli Double Tap]

Didn't you Slow down, Juice?

[Donut Operator]

Now the juice is loose.

[Tech Tone]

What? But I miss.

[Donut Operator]

It's like the Norm MacDonald bit where he's like, yeah, in. In recent testimony, O.J. said he would have, you know, died for his wife and, you know, he never would have laid a finger on her. What bad luck to have a person in this life who would die for you and get killed by him.

[Tech Tone]

Norm MacDonald.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, I think he got fired from.

[Donut Operator]

SNL from how hard he went about the OJ stuff.

[Tech Tone]

He got fired for something. He just goes hard all the time. It's hilarious.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. Oh, that one. We. We couldn't play it. What was the.

[Tech Tone]

What?

[Cody Garb]

It was a skit on SNL and we were like, oh, I think Norm MacDonald told the story and they couldn't play was the. I sent it to you guys. Now I'm trying to remember which one it was.

[Donut Operator]

Was it like on snl?

[Cody Garb]

No, they said we pitched this, but.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, oh, I know, honey. Yeah, Good Will Smith.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

I don't even think we could repeat that.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, we can't even. We'll show that afterwards. It is. Holy shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. I haven't seen SNL in like 15 years. I got no idea.

[Cody Garb]

This did not make SNL.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I'll show you. Okay, Okay.

[Cody Garb]

I forgot that Good Will Smith. That's the one where you watch it and you're like, oh, Brandon, do you need.

[Donut Operator]

Not one more time. You got this, buddy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Can you. Brandon, do you.

[Donut Operator]

Almost there, bud.

[Cody Garb]

Brandon, where do you store your firearms?

[Donut Operator]

All over my house, in every crevice.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, do I have the product for.

[Cody Garb]

You, Nick, show em.

[Tech Tone]

Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is Stop Box.

[Brandon Herrera]

Stop Box.

[Tech Tone]

We love box.

[Donut Operator]

You selling me?

[Tech Tone]

What's in the box? You have to open it and find out.

[Donut Operator]

All right, well, let's see if I can do this. Oh, wow, look at that.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, it didn't stop you.

[Eli Double Tap]

Can I Hide my goop in that.

[Cody Garb]

You can hide your goop in that. Cody. Cody. Do you know why I love this thing?

[Brandon Herrera]

Why? Why?

[Donut Operator]

Why?

[Tech Tone]

God, why?

[Cody Garb]

Because you don't have to use keys.

[Tech Tone]

Gun not included.

[Donut Operator]

Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper.

[Brandon Herrera]

Mm.

[Donut Operator]

Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms?

[Eli Double Tap]

No, he's violent.

[Donut Operator]

Well, then Stopbox is the perfect product for you.

[Tech Tone]

No cats getting inside that or people without thumbs. The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant.

[Donut Operator]

I didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there.

[Tech Tone]

Exactly.

[Eli Double Tap]

When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lot can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock. Easily accessible once you land on the ground.

[Donut Operator]

I know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy, but. But this is definitely an exception to the rule.

[Eli Double Tap]

Never worry about tariffs because everything is sourced right here in the usa.

[Cody Garb]

Wait, what are tariffs like?

[Donut Operator]

I'm pretty sure I shot a few.

[Cody Garb]

Of them for a limited time only get 10% off your entire order if you use code unsubscribe checkout.

[Tech Tone]

And right now, if you buy one Stop box, you're going to get another stopbox free. So that's 10% off plus buy one, get one free. When you use code unsub at checkout.

[Cody Garb]

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[Eli Double Tap]

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[Cody Garb]

StopBoxUSA.com use code unsubscribe. Nick, you're not drinking. Cody's not drinking. We're going. Brandon, we're all doing fitness. Really good. You're on your weight loss journey. You're down 100 and how much total?

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm down 107 pounds.

[Donut Operator]

That's crazy, man.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Good for you, dude.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, I'm still trying to cut even more because I just want to be fast. Like, I want to be really, really, really fast. And then hopefully whatever the new creator clash is like, like, preferably run by, like, I don't know, some other. Maybe Kai'll do it or.

[Donut Operator]

When is Pepper Box gonna do it?

[Cody Garb]

I think we could.

[Brandon Herrera]

Why did y' all do it?

[Cody Garb]

We should. I think we should live event. We could.

[Donut Operator]

I would take a fight for that.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, y' all should. 100%. What the. That would be sick.

[Cody Garb]

That would Be a massive push because we can do live now on pepper box.

[Tech Tone]

It's.

[Cody Garb]

We can control everything. We just do it one off.

[Tech Tone]

You can either subscription or we have teams. You just volunteer and then we, we have a veteran captain and an autism captain and we just get to pick our team lineup and whichever, whichever guy wins. That's more money to autism. More, more money to veterans. It's all charity. But you just have teams.

[Eli Double Tap]

We're fighting autistic people.

[Tech Tone]

No, no, no.

[Donut Operator]

Well, anybody that's fighting us will.

[Brandon Herrera]

Now. That would be sick.

[Donut Operator]

It reminds me of the south park like the Russell Crowe. We're like I could, we were trying to fight cancer, but instead I'm just gonna fight this guy with cancer.

[Brandon Herrera]

I thought you're talking about retard.

[Cody Garb]

No, same dude. Actually we should do that because we could generate. We all have a whole bunch of people that probably volunteer for that.

[Brandon Herrera]

But we gotta do it right though.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, 100.

[Brandon Herrera]

Because like the problem with creator clash is as like a lot of things. But the big thing was apparently it was failing even before the continuity. Apparently. And I believe it because it's like who the cared about any of those fights. Like we want to see actually street like streamers that actually hate each other.

[Donut Operator]

I knew like Harley and Freddie Wong. Those are like the only two.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, but like Glenn and corridor to see Harley fight, you didn't care who he was fighting.

[Cody Garb]

No.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

You know what I mean?

[Brandon Herrera]

Like we need like blood matches. You know, like me, me fighting Hassan with asmongold reacting to the fight.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, you know that Hassan.

[Brandon Herrera]

Sam Hyde versus Hasan would go way hard. I just throw my hand in the ring or like, you know, I mean you guys surely love to beat. There's got to be who you hate on this platform that you could beat the out of or at least try to.

[Donut Operator]

Honestly, I, I don't really have a lot of people that I, I would say that I, I, I hate even the guy I fought, James Sellers.

[Cody Garb]

Like, like you did good.

[Donut Operator]

We were great. Like we, we had no personal beef and like they were trying to manufacture some and me and him were just normal, well adjusted dudes.

[Cody Garb]

I get your point. Because you want that, you want that, you want like Cody's getting in the ring with and then that's not gonna happen. I know but it's like that's a fight where you'd be like, oh, I watched everyone's. He's not taking that fight.

[Donut Operator]

You're not allowed to put snuff films.

[Brandon Herrera]

On the Internet or like, like xqc Versus, like. Oh, God, Spanish xqc. What the is his name? I always forget. There's a guy who's literally copied XQC's whole flow, but he's Spanish. I got no idea what his name is.

[Donut Operator]

How about anybody who talks about us versus us?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Just fight him. Yeah, absolutely.

[Tech Tone]

That's the thing, is they won't fight.

[Brandon Herrera]

I know.

[Tech Tone]

That's the hard part with grudge matches, because nobody wants. Very few people have the balls that say they hate somebody and then have the balls to go fight them in front of people. Because any. It's a thousand times worse if you lose.

[Brandon Herrera]

Absolutely.

[Tech Tone]

You know what I mean? So it's so hard to get those grudge matches.

[Brandon Herrera]

Sure, sure.

[Tech Tone]

You'd have to offer so much money, it'd be insane.

[Brandon Herrera]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Cody Garb]

And we don't look like the most. I mean, if I was just a random Internet dude, I'd be like, I'm gonna.

[Donut Operator]

You're like. We show our catalog of, like, pepper box creators, and you're just like, on Tinder, like, left, left, left, left, left.

[Brandon Herrera]

If you guys were to say, like, your top three off the top of your head fights that you would love to see, like, who. What creator? Would you love to fight other creators? I don't know if you guys know a lot of creators. I know you guys are very much in your own bubble. But, like, for me, like, I would love to see Sam Hyde vs. Hasan Emiru vs. Lily Pichu, and for one more fight. Oh, Miz Kiff versus Ludwig. I would love to see those.

[Tech Tone]

I want to see Kentucky Scott fight literally anybody except for me. I would love that.

[Donut Operator]

Scott has told me some stories of some fights he got into when he was a state trooper.

[Tech Tone]

Scott is the nicest guy on the planet, but you stand next to you. Like, I could hit this dude in the face with a baseball bat and he'd spit toothpicks at me. And look. Look at me. Like, I was dumb.

[Cody Garb]

This man benches, like, 405 easy.

[Tech Tone]

After. After having his chest cracked because he got his. Blown up by a gun.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus.

[Tech Tone]

Like, a year later, he was benching four plates.

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, it was, like, two months after that, he was back up to, like, 315. He was back up to three plates.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, this is after. Again, he blew himself up with the. Well, the gun blew up, and then he had to put his thumb down.

[Tech Tone]

To stop the bleeding in his jugular vein.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, well, his dad drove him to the hospital. And that's the surgery. Like, it's all on camera, but the surgery Was they from here to here? Cut him open, had to remove shrapnel.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, like repair it. Like, it was in his lung, I think.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, yeah. And all he's like, yeah. I was just thinking about my family and I was like, can't.

[Donut Operator]

Broken orbital socket, everything.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. Can't pass out. Can't pass.

[Brandon Herrera]

That sounds awesome.

[Tech Tone]

He's the nicest dude on the planet. He's like, hey, when you come out to do a. There's a curse. When you come out to do a collaboration video with me someday, will you go to church with me? There's a really nice kid there that's a fan. I was like, yes, Scott, I love going to church with you.

[Donut Operator]

Like, I can't speak for anybody else, but I was. That's one of the reasons I was so upset when he had his accident. I'm like, man, this is literally the best of us, right? Like, it could. It. I know people say it couldn't happen to a better guy. It literally couldn't have happened to a better guy.

[Cody Garb]

He's. I will not cuss when I'm talking on the phone just because I tried to be respect. Because he does it. He's very family friendly. No idea how he's done this podcast.

[Donut Operator]

Or associates with us, why he hangs out with us, I have no idea. But he's a good man.

[Cody Garb]

But yeah, I would love to watch him just fight anybody.

[Tech Tone]

Literally anything.

[Cody Garb]

Just punches, their head explodes.

[Eli Double Tap]

Sorry, I murdered him.

[Brandon Herrera]

The crowd takes aoe damage with the force of the head.

[Cody Garb]

Gallagher show.

[Brandon Herrera]

She.

[Cody Garb]

They're just sending waves of humans at him.

[Donut Operator]

It's. What is one Scott versus a hundred men. He is the gorilla.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that's a really fun idea. Like you versus a hundred of your chatters. How many can you take down before they get you? Oh, dude, that would be.

[Cody Garb]

He's so tired.

[Tech Tone]

We get like Joey swole with like 12 gym bullies. He gets to fight him one at a time.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that'd be sick.

[Tech Tone]

Who do I want to see if? I'm trying to think of YouTubers.

[Brandon Herrera]

Pinkie Pie versus Mr.

[Donut Operator]

Beast.

[Brandon Herrera]

That'd be a great fight.

[Tech Tone]

That would be epic.

[Donut Operator]

Actually got in better shape.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes, they have.

[Cody Garb]

If both did a year of like solid fight camp with some of the top level, that would be a good ass fight and that would bring in probably bigger views and buys than Canelo. Like, business wise, that would be a massive fight.

[Donut Operator]

They probably could, Frankly.

[Brandon Herrera]

Or Kai vs Speed would be crazy. Oh, dude, Speed would kill him in seconds. Speed's a freak. Like that dude is.

[Tech Tone]

He's a legit athlete.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

He's a generational talent. I genuinely think that he's gonna like be doing like breaking records very soon. Who.

[Tech Tone]

God. Who's. Sorry. Just going off people that are fast. Tyreek hill in the NFL. He's the fastest dude in the NFL. They're like his 100 meter time from college because he ran track in college too. His hundred meter time from college would have gotten him like seventh in the Olympics.

[Donut Operator]

Jesus Christ.

[Cody Garb]

Like, and he is how much weight wise?

[Tech Tone]

I don't know. He's a fucking wide receiver in the NFL. So it's just like freak athlete.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, bro.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. That's terrifying. Those are the guys. And you get to watch like a normal. I can outrun watch my 40 yard dash and like, okay, go Kevin.

[Brandon Herrera]

Who's the.

[Cody Garb]

Who's the Home Depot Kevin? You have a 20s who's a super.

[Tech Tone]

Jacked black fitness influencer that did the whole Saratoga water thing. Kicked that off. Cuz I show. I show. Speed raced him and he was like pissed off. He was pissed off because Speed kept beating. He beat him like five times. Speed's like, no, we're not doing it again. That was the fifth time I beat you.

[Donut Operator]

Like, meanwhile, our audience is checking out. They're like, you're talking about people that go outside.

[Cody Garb]

The Fightings. Yeah, I mean, probably just like Mr. Beast. That would be the, the big one. I'd watch. Or Speed versus Kai.

[Donut Operator]

I can talk. Well, I won't, I won't mention who it is, but I tried to fight somebody that I had like a little bit of like an actual gripe with and well, I.

[Cody Garb]

Is he alive still?

[Donut Operator]

What's up? Oh, no, no, no. So that, that guy I never really had like a personal beef with. It was just my original. That was my original. I might have accidentally. Apparently he failed medicals. It was Action Man. I never really had a personal gripe with him. He just didn't take training very seriously and failed medicals. Cuz. And then later ended up popping like a weapons charge or some shit. Which is pretty funny.

[Cody Garb]

I haven't heard that name in.

[Donut Operator]

Since my fight. Really? Yeah, just another streamer. But it was very clear. I was like showing Eli videos. He was the guy supposed to fight. Showing him videos of like this was him last night and he's like faded on like pot and vodka and everything like that. I'm like, I don't think he's training.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well.

[Cody Garb]

Brandon was training very hard for his fight. I was like, well, you're gonna murder this dude, then that's a positive.

[Brandon Herrera]

Those are the coolest fights, though.

[Donut Operator]

But I'm. But the, the guy I tried to fight originally, I did have a little bit of a personal fucking gripe with, and Keem tried to put it together and the guy was like, it's not enough money. And I volunteered it. I said, said, I will give you every dime I'm going to make. I will donate every dollar I'm gonna make from this fight to you to take this fight. And I thought that was gonna convince him to take it because it was gonna get him to the money amount he wanted. Yeah, I think it scared the fuck out of him because he realized that I just wanted to beat his ass for free and not go to jail. And then he. He bowed out. He literally quoted tonight, Tommy hurt.

[Brandon Herrera]

I think that's so good, bro.

[Donut Operator]

I would have, I would have preferred that that fight had happened, but that's.

[Cody Garb]

When I. I wish you would say their name because they said.

[Brandon Herrera]

I did have a fantasy about that. I used to play this game called genjin back a couple years ago, and I, I wanted to fight three of the creators from this game at the same time. Because everybody, everybody who plays this is like a five foot four like Asian twink and just feeling like my hand cracked the bones in one hit. Holy. I let them use steel chairs. I can take five of these dorks, bro. Oh, I fantasize about that.

[Eli Double Tap]

Were they talking you?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, non stop. So what they do is it's like crybullying, right? Yeah, like they, they, they, they about what I do, even though. So, okay, so essentially they're all corporate dick suckers. And I was telling people, hey, these games are. It's, it's. They're selling gambling to children. We should inform our audiences of the predatory practice of this corporation. It's like just being mean because you hate the game. Just quit. And I'm like, how about I just kill you because they make my life miserable, bro. It was so bad, bro. And what was really nice was everybody, side note, people, sorry for my chatters a million times. All these people who came at me at the same time. I had nine creators coming at me at the same time, right? And with that many creators are going against one guy. You'd assume the one guy's in the wrong person after person. I took them down and out of them as frauds. As the mask fell off and the mass fell off. All these. Because the conversation we have earlier on. Say hi. To which you guys should check out, you killed that yeah, you guys should check out. Yeah. Like the people who pretend that they are these good people on the Internet are usually the biggest pieces of shit. It is very rare, but there's. There's no way to be that nice, that positive all the time. So. Yeah, that was.

[Donut Operator]

People who sign you signal virtue.

[Cody Garb]

I think it's the virtue signaling.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Thank you for that up as well.

[Brandon Herrera]

Because I felt like an answer, I.

[Cody Garb]

Was like, wait, what?

[Donut Operator]

You lie with the assist?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. No, it's your teammate.

[Cody Garb]

Damn it, I just blocked you.

[Tech Tone]

Wrong team.

[Cody Garb]

No, we were going over just a lot of there's fake people. It's like what you see online. Chances are they suck. If you can find a good crew of people, they might not be perfect there, but they will be very honest and you will see how they are. They're not putting on a mask because like that's who you want to surround yourself with.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Cody Garb]

High fences, crazy concept. This is the group right here. Again, we have very just how we talk and then we make dark jokes. We have fun. Twitter is PvP servers.

[Brandon Herrera]

I love it. I love PvP, bro. It's so funny.

[Cody Garb]

But we all get along just fine and I love it. I love that shit.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, hello.

[Cody Garb]

What is that?

[Eli Double Tap]

You mean my ass?

[Cody Garb]

That's nice too, but I was talking about the jeans.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, you mean my True Classic jeans.

[Cody Garb]

They look form fitting.

[Eli Double Tap]

Well, Eli, they're the most comfortable, best fitting jeans I've ever worn in my life.

[Cody Garb]

By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now.

[Eli Double Tap]

They're made to look good on the most important areas for a man, like their arms and chest.

[Cody Garb]

Can it help me in all departments?

[Donut Operator]

No.

[Cody Garb]

It seems they have something for everyone. Everyone, Cody?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah. Not only do they have casual wear, they have active wear and cold weather wear.

[Cody Garb]

You mean like fleece hoodies, jeans, button ups, stuff like that?

[Eli Double Tap]

Yeah, you can basically build an entire wardrobe in five minutes from their website.

[Cody Garb]

Yo, True Classic, not going to lie, we, we put in a lot of effort in the materials we use. If y' all want to work together, make a some unsub True Classic stuff happen. We would love this level of, of material going out to the community. These are super, super nice.

[Eli Double Tap]

I've actually been wearing the jeans for about a year now and they are my favorite jeans. I have several pairs of them over at True Classic.

[Cody Garb]

You can mix up any kind of clothing you want, whether that's shirts, shorts, long sleeve and customize the wardrobe to.

[Eli Double Tap]

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[Brandon Herrera]

Free shipping.

[Tech Tone]

Whether you're bundling up for the cold.

[Cody Garb]

Or getting ready for the spring, level.

[Tech Tone]

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[Eli Double Tap]

Just head on over to trueclassic.com unsub to save and look cool.

[Cody Garb]

As for a surprise discount, use code unsub [e-mail] we did. We completely got sidetracked on your history segment.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I don't even know.

[Tech Tone]

That was pretty much it, I think. I mean it's just, it's a crazy ass book. Guy saved a bunch of people.

[Cody Garb]

What was one of the crazier stories from that?

[Tech Tone]

The motorcycle.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, that was pretty intense.

[Tech Tone]

Now he, he kind of captured 800 people all at once. That's kind of so like they. At the end of Saipan, they. The general essentially like knew it was over and he ordered all of his remaining forces. We're just going to launch a gigantic bonsai attack, run into Marine Corps machine gun fire and ordered all of his men to take seven Americans with him. And a bunch of Americans died, but it was like 20 to 1 kill ratio. They just slaughtered these guys running. I mean, you're just bayonet charging a machine gun line of marines, like it's not going to go well. And a bunch of people that survived fled back to these cave complexes. And guy had went out the night before not knowing they were launching this giant attack. So he's like up on a hill and oversees this battle and then he has to like stay out for three days straight. And then he, he on his way back ends up running into two Japanese guys and they're like wounded. And he, you know, talks to him and convinces them, hey, go back and tell whoever, wherever you're going, go tell them they can surrender to me. And like the officer comes out with like an escort of 12 dudes. He's by himself, he's in his pants. So he's like, he doesn't have the drop on him. He's like, they're gonna kill my ass. And he gives him the line of like, you know, you guys fought incredible last night. And he like lists the general. It was a general howling Mad Smith. He's like my shogun. General Smith is so impressed with how bravely you guys fought with honor and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, surrender to me. And the guy's like, you know, do you have hospitals? He's like, yes, we have medical aid, food, everything. Like, we're not going to hurt you. We're not cannibals. And he ends up convincing this officer to surrender. And the Guy does, and the dude's like, I'll be back in a minute. And start shows up, and he's like, it's just lines of people. He goes, I can't see the end of the line. They just keep fucking coming. He's freaking out, not knowing what he wants to do. The officers are getting mad at him, like, where's our medical attention? Where's our medical attention? He doesn't have a radio. And, like, his fate would have it. The Marines are advancing, and the Japanese start. Marine. Marine. And he, like, turns around and, like, yes. Has them all take their white undershirts off and start waving them. And then he gets out where they can see him, and he waves. And Marines come tearing up with a Jeep, and he, like, tells them what's going on, and, like, they get a bunch of Marines in there to start processing, and ends up being, like, 800 Japanese people. People that he got to surrender also.

[Cody Garb]

Jesus.

[Donut Operator]

Like, I momentarily forgot I wasn't watching a fat electrician video.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, the level of stress just with 800 people that you are by yourself.

[Brandon Herrera]

Terrifying that, bro.

[Cody Garb]

Terrifying. You're like, okay, hold it together.

[Donut Operator]

These were the same dudes that were just bayonet charging your position, willing to die to kill you, right?

[Tech Tone]

Yes.

[Cody Garb]

And have them surrender. That means. Oh, he got lucky. He talked to that officer, and the officer.

[Brandon Herrera]

Is it. Is this. Is this pre Kawaii Japan or post Kawaii Japan?

[Tech Tone]

Wait, what?

[Brandon Herrera]

Like, for the. The people who were fighting because they were Japanese soldiers, right? Yeah, this is pre nuke or post nuke.

[Tech Tone]

Pre.

[Brandon Herrera]

Pre. Oh, because these were. They were up. Yeah. Oh, that's scary. As.

[Tech Tone]

So, like, this is. This is Saipan. Saipan is the island where it's, like, the first or one of the first, like, real islands where the Marines were encountering legitimate Japanese civilians. And Marines in the United States were, like, starting to understand, like, how indoctrinated the Japanese civilians were to their propaganda. Because, like, the Japanese were telling the Japanese people, like, America's the aggressor. They had no idea that they attacked Pearl harbor first. They thought that America was literally cannibal barbarians coming to eat them. So that's why you had, like, civilians that were throwing themselves off cliffs rather than being captured by Americans. Yeah, and he talks about that in his book, like, having to watch, like, parents throw their kids off a cliff. And he's like, I'm, like, one of the only people that speaks Japanese. So I'm hearing, like, what these kids are saying to their parents while this is happening. It's horrible.

[Donut Operator]

What is? Like, I. I didn't know that element of the story that this is the first time they're. They're seeing Japanese civilians. Like, did they just evacuate all of these, like, islands or.

[Tech Tone]

All the islands leading up to that were, like, areas that had been conquered during the campaign the decade prior. So they were, like, occupied territories. They were like, strategic islands with airstrips and stuff. Saipan was. It's not part of Japan at this point. It was an island that was colonized by Japan prior to World war and everything. So there was, like, a local indigenous people, but Japan would come in and colonize and was using Saipan for sugar cane, and it was, like, essentially part of Japan. So there was a ton of civilians that were living there, working there, farm workers, all kinds of stuff. So it was, like, the first island that America made it to that wasn't a strategic military location. It was, like, people lived there.

[Cody Garb]

Right.

[Tech Tone]

For years. Like, this was people's homes. And so.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, and they activated on that. That is a lot of people forget, like, Japan conquered a lot.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

In that area, a lot was conquered by Japan. I don't know. They didn't do. They were going into Korea.

[Tech Tone]

Korea, China, Philippines, all the Pacific islands.

[Donut Operator]

Tried Alaska.

[Tech Tone]

They tried Alaska. They were up in Alaska.

[Donut Operator]

That's the Aleutian Islands.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, the Aleutian Islands. They were up in Alaska. They had Castner's cutthroats out there with them the entire time. Is hilarious. I don't think I know funniest stories of World War II.

[Cody Garb]

Have you told that story?

[Brandon Herrera]

They.

[Tech Tone]

They brought a guerrilla warfare guy that was fighting them over in China when they started to invade the Aleutian Islands. And they're like, just assemble a team and go with the Japanese. And this guy's like, all right, I don't need normal soldiers. I need. I need the right kind of men. So he literally just recruits. Like, no, straight up. Like, he goes, like. He goes to, like, and recruits lumberjack jacks and, like, outdoorsmen and, like, crazy hunters. And he's like, look, you guys don't need to wear military uniforms. Wear whatever the you want. What do you guys want for guns? Gives them everything and basically just cuts them loose. And it's like, just go with the Japanese. And, like, these dudes are just out there taking pop shots and disappearing because, like, Japanese people don't know how to survive in Alaska. And these are a bunch of lumberjacks that have been doing it for a living forever. So, like, he was wearing a red.

[Cody Garb]

In a Bracker coat and a beard, legit jeans. They disappeared. Cut down tree casters, cutthroats.

[Donut Operator]

I think that's probably the only time. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm trying to think through history. It's probably the only time in the last 200 years where the United States. Somebody attempted to invade the United States or a territory that we held as far as like a state.

[Cody Garb]

State.

[Donut Operator]

I guess it wasn't a state at the time.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, it wasn't a state at the time. It was another 10 years or so with soldiers. I mean the Japanese also had the. The kite bombs that they were dropping. One of those. That those were the only Americans to die or American civilians to die on u. S. Soil. What do you mean, like an act of war?

[Donut Operator]

Pearl harbor and stuff like that. But like they didn't attempt to invade. That were they were just striking a military target versus like actually putting boots on the ground?

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, no, they were trying to. They thought they were going to cut all the way through Canada, which is a wild prospect at that point in time.

[Donut Operator]

That and the Canadians were on some back in the 40s.

[Tech Tone]

Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like good luck. Canadians still were allowed to own guns at that point.

[Donut Operator]

You know that one friend who somehow knows everything about money. Yeah. Now imagine they live in your phone. Say hey to Experian, your big financial friend. It's the app that helps you check your FICO score, find ways to save and. And basically feel like a financial genius. And guess what? It's totally free. So go on, download the Experian app. Trust me, having a BFF like this is a total game changer.

[Cody Garb]

That's a wild trip to be like, we'll land in Alaska and then walk all the way down that.

[Donut Operator]

And they were like. Those were the dedicated like trench warfare experts back then.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

In hand bayonets, shotguns, like the Canadians would you up.

[Tech Tone]

Not quite sure what the strategy was there. You know, it'd be funner than fighting America on its home if. If we had to walk through Canada first to do it. Just. Just land in San Francisco. Like that's a way better idea. It's not a good idea, but it's better than that.

[Cody Garb]

Are you big history guy?

[Brandon Herrera]

Absolutely. Not really? Zero percent.

[Cody Garb]

No.

[Brandon Herrera]

I failed every course. I was so dumb. I don't know what it is. I was so good at. Like, okay, so. Okay, let me know if this makes sense. I'm really good at things where if you know a little, you can know a lot by Using the basics basis of information. Like for example, math. I'm really good at math. The moment I know two plus two is four and four times four is 16, I'm like, okay, now I know everything else in the world, but that.

[Donut Operator]

Took the professors eight years.

[Brandon Herrera]

It did. But with history, it's so hard because if you weren't ever taught it and there's no way for you to know it, like you could ballpark it. Like, okay, well If World War I was this time, then World War II is probably around here and World War 3 is whenever Trump resummons the rain clouds. Right. But the problem is off, bro. Jesus Christ. I'm just so dumb. My memory attention is not that good. I. I have a horrible clip on the Internet where I thought World War II was in the 1800s. And I've been hearing about that. I've been hearing about that for like two years, bro.

[Donut Operator]

It's hence the pre. Qui.

[Brandon Herrera]

Kind. Yeah. So like I there Lincoln was D.

[Cody Garb]

Day running up that beach. The slaves came out. What are you mixing everything right now? What happened?

[Brandon Herrera]

So I. I have been trying to educate myself. I think I was just gonna watch your video on Operation Praying Mantis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna watch that. And then I watched another video about the travesties of Japan and I watched a brief video, some minute video of the his. It's called the history of the World, I guess. And I'm trying to educate because it is very interesting. But yeah, I have a new series called like History Hater reacts to this because just.

[Donut Operator]

You got plenty of content with this guy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Cody Garb]

It's anime in real life.

[Brandon Herrera]

It is, it is. That's why, like, you know what's crazy.

[Donut Operator]

Is that that is the.

[Cody Garb]

It'll get him on it.

[Brandon Herrera]

So.

[Cody Garb]

Stop it, Brandon.

[Donut Operator]

Like, you tell him I got cancer from that. I'm gonna make a wish, kid.

[Brandon Herrera]

Now John Cena. What? Yeah, so I got Superman. Yeah. Hearing about that story of you tell about the. The. The parents throwing the children. Children off the cliff. Like, that was like. That was. That was. I've never heard that horrible happen in real life. He's like, obviously we've all heard about the. The Hitlers and the. The Osama bin Ladens, but there's a lot of hidden lore of horrific that people have done that sound cool to get it formed on, but also like a little bit haunting.

[Cody Garb]

Or you could just like to unit 57 31.

[Brandon Herrera]

31.

[Cody Garb]

That one. When you start reading on that, you're gonna be like, what?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, no, I've linked that video a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot.

[Donut Operator]

There's also a lot of really fucked up that happened. Like, I don't know, the Armenian genocide that Hasan continues to deny.

[Cody Garb]

I got clean right there. Wait, he denies it?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, yeah.

[Donut Operator]

The murdering of the Christians in Armenia.

[Cody Garb]

I didn't know. He denies that.

[Donut Operator]

Well, his Uncle Chang from the Young Turks is like a notorious Armenian genocide denier. And so that's all.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's the guy who like dogs, right?

[Tech Tone]

That.

[Donut Operator]

What?

[Brandon Herrera]

Probably with a news reporter guy. I.

[Cody Garb]

What is.

[Brandon Herrera]

I didn't know this Lore, like the San guy. Yeah, he's the guy who likes dogs.

[Donut Operator]

I was unaware of.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, yeah, so. Oh, yeah. So there's like a clip of him saying that if he were like president, he would like legalize bestiality because that way people could relieve their stress and it would like lead to lesser. So you could just. Animals.

[Donut Operator]

Well, that's a take.

[Cody Garb]

Wait, that's an actual clip.

[Brandon Herrera]

Clip. It's. That should be on there. Something. Something around that I don't want to say that's a direct quote, but that is a more or less encompassing of what was said.

[Eli Double Tap]

It was cats.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, okay. I don't know. I have no idea.

[Cody Garb]

I wouldn't just offer free college.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. And then there's a. There's also more things of him talking about how he like goes to the beach to like watch young girls and fantasize the moment that they become 18. So he likes talking about like, oh, this 14 year old is so breedable, I can't wait for her to become 18. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

But also I got to give him a little chank because he also, like, on top of all that shit, he was one of those like, oh, I've got a following. I'm going to run for office. Ran for office. And I know pot, kettle, but he ran in a super, super heavy, like, blue district. In the primary. He lost, but he lost. He got like 7% of the vote. It was bad.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's right.

[Donut Operator]

And he was on TV at the time.

[Brandon Herrera]

Time. Yeah. That's really rough.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, it was really bad.

[Cody Garb]

I. I didn't know any of that lore.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Hassan loves to talk about people's families, but then once you look into his, it's like, oh, yeah, I would not be talking if I were you, bro. Especially his best friend.

[Donut Operator]

Where did the 1.5 million Armenian Christians go, Chen?

[Cody Garb]

Oh, I like clean. This is his humor. He's like, yeah, there we go. What are you thinking over here, Nick?

[Tech Tone]

Nothing.

[Cody Garb]

What is that like with it. With that kind of streaming or videos. What do you ever have worry about pushback or like, ah, this could come back and buy me an ass? Because you do have to deal with the drama.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, there's no reason to. Right? Because, like, the people who I'm liked by are the ones I want to be liked by. People I'm hated by. I want to be hated by. Like, as a content creator, it's very important to understand that you're never going to please everybody. Right? So, like, there are people who you do generally just do not want a part of your community. I don't want to assign viewer watch. I mean, why the would I want that? They're terrorist loving retards. Right? Like, what do I want to say? It's like, it's like, for example, like.

[Donut Operator]

Like, why do you get along with Tectone?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, it's like, it's like Ludwig had a clip recently of him talking about how creative clash was up and how it was not Ethan's fault. And the amount of people who are like, oh, so you're against Hasan? And like his whole chat was crashing out on him and it's like, whoa. And he's surprised that people are crashing out on him. It's like, well, Ludwig, you've pandered your entire career. The moment that you say anything that you actually think that wasn't pre approved by your daddy Hasan, your chat's gonna turn against you. I don't want a chat like that. I would like you to have a good, reasonable discussion with reasonable people. And yeah, I don't give a pushback because nobody with sound of mind is gonna give me that.

[Cody Garb]

That I love it.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's why I love Yalls community, which, by the way, Yalls community is great. They are very kind, unsubscribed.

[Cody Garb]

I'll drink to that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, they're very sweet.

[Donut Operator]

He said the C word.

[Brandon Herrera]

Especially on Twitter. Holy. I was telling Eli about this. I've gotten like, maybe like 7,000 more followers on Twitter from, like, the interactions I've had with you guys. And man, these people defend me like crazy. I'm like, damn. All right. Yeah, get the ass, bro. Them.

[Donut Operator]

We weren't expecting Special Forces, bro.

[Brandon Herrera]

It's nice.

[Cody Garb]

They're just waiting with pitchforks and fire.

[Tech Tone]

Speaking of which, I was on the phone with the lawyer investigating Buffalo Public Schools for two hours the other day.

[Donut Operator]

I saw your tweet.

[Brandon Herrera]

About two hours.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, I was on the phone with him for two hours. He wanted a copy of my binder, so I went to Staples and made a copy. Got that mailed right before my caught my flight here.

[Cody Garb]

So do you know the Buffalo?

[Donut Operator]

Okay, so I, I love the, the tweet you put out today because you, you, you said that you had that meeting with the lawyer and he had a copy of the binder and you ended it with half the day you deserve.

[Tech Tone]

There's no way they're gonna. I'm like explaining all this to him and like with the, the dude that broke in through the magnet museum and I have like the letter saying they went into shelter in place. Like recap. The school has three lockdown procedures. They have shelter in place. Lockout, lockdown, shelter in places. Like there's inclement weather, don't go outside, lock out. Is there's an external threat. We're going to lock that. The exterior doors lock down. Is there's an interior threat. You need to bring all the kids in the classroom, lock the door and take roll call to make sure we have all the kids accounted for. This 33 year old man breaks into the school, is trying to kidnap kids, is fighting the principal.

[Donut Operator]

So the response should be a, well.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay, probably shoot the guy.

[Donut Operator]

Well, of the three options.

[Tech Tone]

Three options.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, okay, so lockdown, lockout.

[Tech Tone]

And then there was shelter in place.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, shelter in place. I would probably say if he's inside the building and we don't want him to get out, so that way we can shoot him right now.

[Donut Operator]

Let's say, let's just protect kids. What's your. Well, yes, we should still shoot him.

[Brandon Herrera]

But yeah, the third one.

[Tech Tone]

Yeah, lockdown, you pass. So they were, they went into shelter.

[Donut Operator]

Are you smarter than Buffalo school system?

[Tech Tone]

They went into shelter in place.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Tech Tone]

And the lawyer's like, yeah. So like when I go into court, they're going to argue that, you know, it was a mistake and you know, they just didn't make the right call. And I was like, if it was between lock out and lock down, I understand your argument. Maybe they didn't know he was in the school yet. Maybe this that maybe they misspoke. Maybe somebody misheard. Lock down and lock out or whatever. Shelter in place has no role there. At at no point do you hear there's a man inside the school trying to kidnap kids and fighting principals. We better send out the inclement weather alarm.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

And the lawyer's like, yeah, that's a good point. I don't know why they would do that other than trying to hide it. And then I basically broke down like my whole theory on why they do everything so in the school district, teachers aren't allowed to call 911 or talk to first responders. They have to go to an administrator. Right. Can't do it. Like, I have a, I have interviews of teachers telling me like I had a kid pass out. Go on responses of I wasn't allowed to call 911. We called the principal and the principal said, we're not calling 91 1. They made the parents come pick the kid up. And so my whole theory is because they had 17,731 phone calls between September 2021 and current date 2025-91.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

And 54% of them were listed as school other. They have no idea what the calls pertain to. So my theory is that, that the teachers aren't allowed to talk to 911 because if they tell 911 what's happening, they're gonna appropriately categorize the nature of the call. So they only let the administrators do it so they can be vague and just be like, oh, well, you just need to show up here, We've got an emergency. So they don't know what to write down. So it gets miscategorized so it doesn't make them look bad. And I like broke this all down for the lawyer and he's like, that makes sense.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's probably like for, like for them getting extra benefits for their.

[Tech Tone]

No, it's just they, they just don't want to look bad. Like it just looks bad on the school if it's like, oh, their kids are fighting again. This is happening again. So what happened in Buffalo school district is after, after the George Floyd incident, they, the school board got together and basically said, we're not going to have school police officers anymore.

[Brandon Herrera]

Okay.

[Tech Tone]

We're gonna have a private security firm. So they kicked all the cops out. And since then, school violence has gone up tremendously. There's been shootings, stabbings, everything. And so I'm guessing that's they just don't want to look bad and look dumb, so.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, it's probably more important to protect the kids than their image.

[Tech Tone]

You would assume they've only got one image. They've got 60, 000 kids.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

You figure that would be the common denominator? No, apparently was a lot bigger problem just Buffalo. A lot of people are just like, now we gotta look good, forward facing. That's all that matters. Yeah, the kids see.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

No, that and it was crazy. The level of. I mean it was great to see the change. Well, Change starting to happen because your binder, dude, when he showed up with that binder, like, none of us knew that. And then on that second video, Nick's.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like, like, bro, what?

[Cody Garb]

And then you see the tab sticking out. It's the size of a bible. Like, what the.

[Tech Tone]

Cody's in group chat. Like, nick, are you just hiring private investigators? How did you find out? Five years ago, one of the. One of the school board crashed out drunk on this.

[Cody Garb]

You went back how many years you in, like the 70s?

[Tech Tone]

70S, yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus.

[Donut Operator]

Honestly, though, there is nothing more that I love than seeing these government who are used to just. Everything that they do is, you know, wrapped in obscurity or deniability, actually get consequences and get called out and bullied for the decisions that they're making and.

[Tech Tone]

Then realize it's not going to go away. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a teacher at the school board meeting that you can tell me my time's up with speaking like these people.

[Donut Operator]

Like that is. That is the. The degree to which they are used to having any sort of accountability for the. That they do.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yep.

[Donut Operator]

They're used to basically acting with impunity until they met our crew of retards.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, they're used to talking to 30 people at a time.

[Donut Operator]

Well, here's a couple million. And they're pissed.

[Cody Garb]

And then those million are worse. Watch. Then we have select people he asmin that are reacting to that and watching it getting out even wider. And you're like, oh, have fun. What happened to any of the. Like, the. The one chick that was drinking wine, flipping off the.

[Tech Tone]

Oh, she's stolen the school board. That's okay.

[Cody Garb]

Wild to me.

[Tech Tone]

Just wait. I got it in my. I got it in my phone calendar. I got the alert. It's three years from now, but the Erie county district's attorneys elections coming up. Most expensive Erie county district attorney in history was $200,000. Well, I'm about to fucking end that guy's career.

[Cody Garb]

Are you going to run or what.

[Tech Tone]

Are you going to do, huh? I'm just going to be his worst nightmare when he tries to run.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, I love that.

[Donut Operator]

I might have some connections now that can help you with that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Good.

[Tech Tone]

I can't wait. He thinks I'm going to forget over the course of that. I'm not going to forget.

[Donut Operator]

Ask Tony. I know how to make a million. Spend like 10.

[Cody Garb]

You guys get in the government's life. All the different story arcs. I'm like, what the is going on with this crew?

[Donut Operator]

I Just know how to be the. I just know how to be the sleep paralysis demon of bad politicians.

[Tech Tone]

God, we should have body cams for politicians.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, I, I still think it would be very funny if a congressman showed up day one. Like take the swearing in ceremony with a NASCAR jacket kit of all of the. The packs or whatever, set the precedent because there'd be some interesting patches on some interesting jackets.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, I, I still find it wild. It is a dumbass podcast of YouTubers that now have very like friends in very high places all of a sudden. And that's where I do not get. It's like Congress, you decided to do that and then you got 400 votes off.

[Donut Operator]

407. Yeah, that number doesn't keep me up at night.

[Cody Garb]

No, that's very correct. And then it's also like a couple. We're at General George's house kicking it with the top brass of the entire military and senators. And senators and Governor, like you're like the weirdest experience possible is that especially all of us got out as E4s. I think Brandon was E7. But off like the we. You never see a general and like you, you kind of know the military because you have. You're like generals. And then they're. You're just texting buddies now you're like, what, what do we're. He's wearing. Well, not now, but a tuxedo tie to the Pentagon.

[Tech Tone]

I did wear a tuxedo tank top to the Pentagon. That was dope. Got a lot of dirty looks, didn't care. It was funny. Cuz I'd see like, like I was in the army. So like I'm looking at rank as I'm walking through this and I'm wearing my text. I'm the only guy in a tank top.

[Donut Operator]

Obviously I've never heard anybody refer to the Pentagon as this.

[Tech Tone]

Whatever. So I'm like walk through the Pentagon. I'm seeing like full bird colone lieutenant colonels, one star generals that are like double taking and looking and then they'll like start beelining towards me. And then as they get closer, they like see who I'm walking with and talking to and then they like, they be. They veer off and don't say I was like, this is hilarious. These guys don't know I just had four white claws.

[Donut Operator]

It was very funny though, the amount of people coming up to us after like, oh, you had three white claws. Oh wow, that must be fun to get drunk at work. We're like, all right, settle down. We're all dead. Sober at this point.

[Cody Garb]

It was.

[Tech Tone]

We're going to walk two miles and take a 15 minute elevator ride to the basement. And so I had plenty of time to sober up.

[Donut Operator]

You talking about the elevator? Have we ever talked about that?

[Tech Tone]

I don't know. I don't. Not on camera. I don't think it was horrifying.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, we're. We're going down to. I, I'm sure we can probably talk about this.

[Brandon Herrera]

We're.

[Donut Operator]

We're in, we're in an elevator. We go down like two or three floors. We, we go to another elevator, we get transferred out, we walk over a little bit, go to a second elevator, and again it's that bump, bump.

[Cody Garb]

Like, man, we're really far.

[Donut Operator]

After about 5, 10 seconds, we just start looking at each other.

[Brandon Herrera]

We're still moving.

[Tech Tone]

What the.

[Donut Operator]

After an awkward space of time.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, phone goes out.

[Tech Tone]

SOS A lot of phone was in SOS mode. Yeah, for sure.

[Cody Garb]

A lot of concrete right there.

[Donut Operator]

And we are in God's Faraday cage.

[Cody Garb]

And then you walk in, you're like, oh, this is dope. Actually, this looks fantastic. We get to see it. They're like news anchors. Like, hey, Nick. Dickhead Nick. We didn't know there's a competition.

[Tech Tone]

I was gonna tell you guys.

[Cody Garb]

It's like 3, 2, 1.

[Brandon Herrera]

First person finished white Claw ever in the Pentagon.

[Cody Garb]

You son of a.

[Tech Tone]

If you ask, if you ask Google AI or chat GPT about me, it says that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Donut Operator]

I don't know if you guys went to go take a piss or anything while we were there at the, the, the basement media studio place, but if you go, if you go to the restroom, it's just like, I, I'm not going to give out specifics, but right down the hall before you get to the restroom is the SEC death briefing room.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, nice.

[Donut Operator]

Like the situation room. You see videos of like, when he's given, like, reports to the people, that big war room that was on the.

[Tech Tone]

Right D just sitting there peeing like, man, Dick Cheney probably pissed in this exact toilet right before he decided to invade Iraq for no reason.

[Donut Operator]

I still love that bit, that video of George Bush. Like, one man made the illegal and immoral decision to invade Iraq, Ukraine.

[Tech Tone]

Iraq too. Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

He's like, I'm 77.

[Tech Tone]

I will say with the whole Iran thing, you notice how the media avoided the term weapons of mass destruction like the plague. Nobody would repeat that. It's just nuclear weapons now. That propaganda term got used up.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Spent.

[Cody Garb]

It's like, oh, we didn't find.

[Tech Tone]

No, don't call them that. It's bad messaging. Use the other word.

[Donut Operator]

Hey, Eli, how many people got held accountable for that?

[Tech Tone]

Define accountable.

[Donut Operator]

Well, Eli gets free parking now with the BJ's. That's cool.

[Cody Garb]

Which is pretty dope. And you get front seat parking at BJ's. Have you seen that one?

[Tech Tone]

Yes.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, I love that one. You get purple heart. There's a parking, and I use it and I think, crispy, I stole it from him once I did move out, let him park there. He got blown up or caught on fire. Blown up. He was. Is like missing a leg burn on 80% of his body.

[Eli Double Tap]

Jesus.

[Cody Garb]

But we were, like, rushing to BJ's, and I pull in really fast like you. We got the same award. I'm like, I'll just move. I pull out, he pulls in. I'm like, ah, yes. I love veterans. They're the best with each other.

[Brandon Herrera]

What?

[Cody Garb]

Well, first, Cody. What. What have you been working on, my guy? You're in your fitness.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, oh.

[Cody Garb]

We got derailed from the fitness journey. I wanted to actually say, like, hey, we're doing this thing. I was wondering. We've talked about it offline, but doing, like, a fitness thing together and as part of the community.

[Brandon Herrera]

Define a fitness thing.

[Cody Garb]

Like, I think weight loss, like, overall, it's like, for two months. How many months should we do where it's like, hey, let's have a competition with them, with ourselves. We'll put money in our own money. We'll.

[Brandon Herrera]

We'll absolutely do that. It's. Have you all ever done anything like that before with your community?

[Donut Operator]

Know I have with my fan base, like, a long time ago. Yeah, just a little bit.

[Brandon Herrera]

But I've done two so far. It is like. It is the most, like, heartwarming content you'll ever do. It's. It's so. The camaraderie is insane. I still hear stories of people losing, like, 300 pounds because of me losing, like, 45 pounds, like, two and a half years ago. It's like, dude, it's inspirational. I. I'll be real, like, you guys. You don't really have much to lose. You're already in insane shape. So I don't know how much better y' all can look, but we're gonna.

[Cody Garb]

Do stairs or it can gain weight.

[Brandon Herrera]

Do it.

[Donut Operator]

There you go. Yeah, the gang does.

[Cody Garb]

It's all just needles in her thigh.

[Brandon Herrera]

Their hearts.

[Tech Tone]

We'Re gonna have.

[Donut Operator]

In the background, we're gonna have the. The safe, sharps disposal.

[Tech Tone]

You know, Caleb Hammer, the Financial audit guy. He's got. He like, blew up in the last year. Financial audit stuff. Yeah, he's like aggressive. Millennial Day Ramsay, I guess he had like. He has like a. He takes. He does the. The YouTube members exclusive. He does like, exclusive content for his members. And he has like a little subshow called fat and Fatter. And in his sub show, he ate like seven cheeseburgers and had a legitimate heart attack scare. And they had to like, in the show early is like, oh, wait, on.

[Cody Garb]

The show he had a heart attack.

[Tech Tone]

No, I think it was just a scare. But they had like. I'm guessing they called 91 1. They had like, in the show early.

[Donut Operator]

I will not die in the home. Two in suites in Norfolk, Virginia.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. What. What are yalls fitness goals for this?

[Cody Garb]

We. I think we would do for. Let's go over. I mean, let's start with. What would you want to see the community do? Like the weight loss and most. Maybe biggest change and maybe who helped or motivated.

[Donut Operator]

This sounds like a ad read, but it's like, you know, everyone could lose a little weight. I mean, it's really true. It's like every. Everybody could get in a little bit better shape. Unless you're just jacked on meat.

[Tech Tone]

At 215, I'll lose weight. You three can gain weight. You can bulk up. Eli is going to come out looking like one giant chest muscle. It'll be great. That's all.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm very mad. Do not bump into me.

[Cody Garb]

215. I would look ridiculous.

[Tech Tone]

Be hilarious.

[Eli Double Tap]

What are you sitting at right now?

[Cody Garb]

175?

[Brandon Herrera]

Hell yeah, dude.

[Tech Tone]

I'm just a ball of muscle.

[Cody Garb]

Just roll in, roll out.

[Donut Operator]

Eli can't. He can't turn his head anymore. His ears hit his traps.

[Brandon Herrera]

Where's the vain at? I'm horny, Eli.

[Tech Tone]

Eli's horny?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, Eli horny.

[Cody Garb]

She's just broke. She just has a permanent cast.

[Donut Operator]

She's screaming like the goat.

[Brandon Herrera]

All right.

[Cody Garb]

I like the idea of gaining a little bit of size, but I think.

[Tech Tone]

If we did a 15, we could all meet there. 215.

[Donut Operator]

It's genuinely a little hard to tell because of the tattoos, but I have been working out with Eli for a couple weeks, and my God, you're actually a lot leaner and bigger than I thought before.

[Cody Garb]

I have a lot of streaks, too. I think that's. That you've said it before. It's like, Eli's strong.

[Tech Tone]

Listen, like, okay, I. I said it before. I was like, when I stand next to you in pictures, I feel like I look a lot bigger than you. But then you post videos of you repping out 315 is like, oh, he's just strong as shit for his size.

[Cody Garb]

How many times that was that? Oh, that was one. But it was like one or two.

[Tech Tone]

It didn't look heavy.

[Brandon Herrera]

No.

[Cody Garb]

I could have went heavier.

[Brandon Herrera]

There was no, like, oh, that's.

[Tech Tone]

It was.

[Donut Operator]

I know I'm doing good in the gym when me and Eli are doing the same weight.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

Any.

[Cody Garb]

I mean, Brandon's, like, killing it. Yesterday we did a quick burnout exercise, and it's always good when a member walks up. He's like, that would have sucked. Brandon's dying.

[Donut Operator]

I genuinely had to sit down because everything was starting to like. I almost passed out.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, good.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, I want to work out with you guys, but that sounds fucking awesome. I was like, drink Gatorade.

[Cody Garb]

Drink the Gatorade, Brandon. He's like, okay, I'm gonna. He just like, it rebooted.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. So. So you're doing 60 days of a community workout thing.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

60, 90.

[Cody Garb]

What do we think?

[Brandon Herrera]

60.

[Donut Operator]

I think everybody can commit to 60.

[Brandon Herrera]

There's.

[Tech Tone]

There's got to be some kind of criteria where we have to, like, measure our progress, and the one that does the worst has to do something terrible.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Or like. Or yeah. Like, at the end, at the final of the 60 days, you all should do, like, an obstacle course that tests, like, all of your abilities. Plus, it'd be great. You could, like, stream it, too.

[Donut Operator]

We talked about doing that at one point.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Why wouldn't you. Why would you wear.

[Tech Tone]

We should have angry cops come on the first day and administer the army PT test. And the last day.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

And see who has the most improved or just the best overall score.

[Donut Operator]

I'm already, like, a month and a half deep. This feels like this is horseshit.

[Eli Double Tap]

You know what'd be fun? The gang does the BUDS obstacle course on Coronado Island.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, yeah.

[Tech Tone]

That doesn't sound like at all.

[Donut Operator]

Probably. We could probably get that. Make that happen.

[Cody Garb]

Do 215. Eli sinking like a rock.

[Brandon Herrera]

15.

[Tech Tone]

Eli is not buoyant for sure.

[Cody Garb]

Not at all.

[Donut Operator]

We also have that Mexican bone density.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh. Oh, man. How many people are going to get involved for that?

[Cody Garb]

I think we do the entire audience. I think we do, like, creators. If you. Are you down?

[Brandon Herrera]

I would love to do that.

[Cody Garb]

I think we do, like. We'll do, like, what strength. We can do, like, three different with us, and then with them have, like, the top three or five weight loss and the top Three to five maybe strength.

[Tech Tone]

We all, we all pick our event that we want to measure it by at the end. And then the other big thing is we all rank.

[Brandon Herrera]

To make sure nobody cheats, you would have to have a, like a, like a countermeasure, like a prize given for the whoever scores the best on the first one. Because otherwise people can throw the first time they test their strength.

[Cody Garb]

So that way they're bagging. I was. Thanks for outing me.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, yeah. Like there has to be something on the line for whoever's like, you know, not doing so great. So you got. There's got to be a way to balance that.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. I sandbagged every PT test after I found out maxed it unit. They're like, holy, dude, that's great. I was like, do I get anything? Like, no. It's like never doing that again. I'll be like, how many push ups for 60? And they're like 48 push ups.

[Brandon Herrera]

Cool.

[Cody Garb]

48 in like 30 seconds. I get up and I got take a shit going.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Donut Operator]

Like, what, are you not going the Rick Sanchez?

[Cody Garb]

Like, no.

[Donut Operator]

Either way, no matter how we decide to do this because this is on the fly. We just started talking about this now. It starts now. So if you need to lose a.

[Tech Tone]

Little bit of weight, we're doing it now.

[Donut Operator]

Start. Start tracking on my fitness pal. Whatever. If you want to gain muscle, start lifting. Like, let's. Let's get involved.

[Cody Garb]

You jacked electrician.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, y'. All. You're. You're seriously did. You're starting this right now?

[Cody Garb]

Yep.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tech Tone]

All right, well, hold on. We're going to start it in 30 seconds. Brandon, finish your drink quick. It's your last one.

[Brandon Herrera]

Go.

[Donut Operator]

No, but straight up, I've been working with. Working out with Eli for the last like month and a half. I am. Because if you look back at like Pentagon episodes and whatnot, I was going through some. I. I. Brandon.

[Tech Tone]

A Brandon, you were going through some door dash.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Like, it was.

[Donut Operator]

It wasn't good. It wasn't good. I was starting to be like really upset and so I'm down now.

[Brandon Herrera]

14.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. £14.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

I'm down to like cash prizes. We could pull like what. How much do we would. I would love. Like to give it enough for us. But to them we can all toss in a grand. Two grand. Like figure something like that.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, yeah.

[Cody Garb]

That way we have like a bunker credit.

[Donut Operator]

We can get like a.

[Cody Garb]

And cash.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah, sure.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah. Because if I. I'm just thinking like easy stuff. I would Be like, yeah, yeah, I.

[Tech Tone]

Got a large T shirt.

[Brandon Herrera]

Actually, that's.

[Donut Operator]

That's a pretty good one for. For the top couple people. Since you're going to have to buy a shirt that is a smaller size.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, we'll get. Toss that in too. Yeah, we'll do some bucket credit and some cash, cuz cash, dude, that motivates me.

[Donut Operator]

You can buy more door dash.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, I'm 100% down for this, everyone. Yeah, yeah, you enjoy.

[Brandon Herrera]

Absolutely.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, what's the metrics? What are you doing? Like top five.

[Tech Tone]

I say we all picking it up. Event. Oh, for us or for the audience?

[Brandon Herrera]

For both.

[Cody Garb]

We'll have fun with it.

[Brandon Herrera]

What would. For us.

[Cody Garb]

What would you do for us?

[Tech Tone]

It's. I don't think. Yeah. Cuz like the sandbagging thing. It's just got to be. We all pick the event that we want to measure fitness by, and then we all have to. So, like, obviously Eli's going to pick something that Eli's going to win. I'm going to pick something that I'm going to win. But so then it all. But it really turns into.

[Donut Operator]

It's already seven in an hour.

[Cody Garb]

I'm like, I can, but so I got y' all.

[Brandon Herrera]

Go. Go, Eli, go.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

Wow, he is good at this. It's a hand career. Dick's gonna retire.

[Cody Garb]

I don't know.

[Tech Tone]

Eli's grip strength has gone up a lot in the 60 days.

[Cody Garb]

What else? Okay, so we'll do what else.

[Donut Operator]

I'm used to getting calluses on my hands. Not my hands, giving calluses.

[Tech Tone]

That's how we make sure everybody does the best. So it's like, yeah, you're obviously going to get first in your event, but then it's like, who gets second, third, and fourth? And then we have a cumulative total. So, like, if you get second, if you get first in your event, but you get second, third, and all the others, you're probably gonna win for having the best overall fitness. You see what I'm saying?

[Cody Garb]

I like that because then you. That would suck if you think you're gonna win at your own.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Tech Tone]

You lose.

[Cody Garb]

Then I pick this.

[Donut Operator]

I think. I think I know mine. I. I think shoulder presses. That's. I've always just. I've liked those. And I think we haven't worked those a whole lot when we've been working out, so I think I've got the most to gain. There are strict.

[Cody Garb]

What's that strict shoulder or movement. Like a little hop in there.

[Donut Operator]

Just strict. Oh, I like the shoulder.

[Cody Garb]

I don't know how much I can do on that right now.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, that's so.

[Tech Tone]

So I guess I know what I'm picking.

[Donut Operator]

What are you picking?

[Tech Tone]

You boys better buy some geese.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, no, that does. That's not.

[Cody Garb]

That's straight. I mean, it is exercise. You have to roll with Nick for five minutes.

[Donut Operator]

You're gonna be winded as skill based. I don't like that.

[Brandon Herrera]

Wait, what is gi. Is. Is it like a fighting out jujitsu? Oh, okay. All right.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, boy's a monster.

[Donut Operator]

Gang gets rolled into a pretzel.

[Cody Garb]

So we are doing both jobs.

[Tech Tone]

Whoever lasts the longest. Don't calculate that one.

[Donut Operator]

So we are doing budgets.

[Cody Garb]

I like that. Cody, what would your event be?

[Eli Double Tap]

I think we should all go out.

[Donut Operator]

To the O course.

[Cody Garb]

We're just doing a whole oak.

[Eli Double Tap]

At the end of it, we all just do a gang does episode where we go to the oak horse and have an instructor take us around, show us each obstacle, and then we all just kind of do it. That'd be fun.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, no. We have to go to beautiful San Diego beach.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, we got to stay at the Hotel del Coronado. God damn it.

[Donut Operator]

Damn.

[Cody Garb]

What are you gonna pick?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, man, there's. It depends if. It depends who we want to go on something that I'm very good at, something I can improve upon because I'm terrible at planks. I may be able to plank, like, a minute and a half right now, so I could probably work on that for, like, five, six minutes. But if it's something I want to be good at, planking sucks.

[Cody Garb]

That is actually. Okay. That's a really good starting one. I think that should just be a metric to start with.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe just planks, because that's torture.

[Cody Garb]

I'm gonna write these down down, because these are great right now.

[Brandon Herrera]

I love this. We're shock put CO4. You can throw a ball.

[Tech Tone]

Dude, I like it.

[Cody Garb]

That sounds fun as. It's like a punching machine.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Throw a rock. We'll get the punching machine. Yes. Oh, my God.

[Donut Operator]

Dude. Having one of those here.

[Tech Tone]

Dumb.

[Cody Garb]

We're ordering that next.

[Donut Operator]

I'm looking right now.

[Brandon Herrera]

We do that.

[Eli Double Tap]

We should bring in Brock Lesnar's daughter and her. She teaches us how to do shot put.

[Brandon Herrera]

Do you know her?

[Cody Garb]

No. Of her?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yes. No. She's strong as.

[Cody Garb]

She crushed it. That was her first. She didn't have to do it twice or anything.

[Brandon Herrera]

And she broke.

[Tech Tone]

Killed.

[Brandon Herrera]

She killed it.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude. Nobody is questioning whether that's his actual kid or not, because that is. No, they look the same.

[Cody Garb]

Bro, Walking trap. She even sp.

[Donut Operator]

Oh, I'm not convinced that's not Brock Lesnar in drag. You can buy these for like, three grand, Dude.

[Cody Garb]

A hundred percent.

[Tech Tone]

Order it up.

[Cody Garb]

Buy ghee. Yeah, we'll get that. Literally, we're gonna buy that. Okay. And then. Oh, course. Yeah, dude. Clean. What are you picking?

[Brandon Herrera]

Probably boxing.

[Cody Garb]

Boxing? Do we have to spar? What are we gonna do? I like this.

[Brandon Herrera]

Probably sparring. Yeah, probably like some kind of shark tank or something like that.

[Cody Garb]

Sparring. I don't know how we measure that, but we're gonna figure it out.

[Donut Operator]

We take before and after based on rounds and performance.

[Brandon Herrera]

That's it. Just like technicalities and sports.

[Donut Operator]

That's it. We take before and after.

[Tech Tone]

It could literally be like. It could literally just be like one to three rounds and you actually have three judges and stuff.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, it's like you get to two minute rounds.

[Brandon Herrera]

It doesn't have to be three.

[Cody Garb]

It's not like you're doing like 12 professional rounds.

[Brandon Herrera]

Like, Jesus Christ.

[Cody Garb]

Like, we'll wear headgear.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, exactly.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, just go like, you don't need to. Swinging for the fences.

[Donut Operator]

Three. Three rounds with headgear. That's not bad.

[Cody Garb]

I like that. That's fantastic boxing.

[Brandon Herrera]

Well, how long are the rounds? Like, what, two minute rounds? Okay. Yeah, no, that's. That's doable.

[Cody Garb]

Two minute rounds.

[Brandon Herrera]

Surprised though, the three minute rounds, they will gas you. Yeah, no, boxing is hard. Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Brandon found that out real quick when he started. Yeah, Me and you had a really.

[Donut Operator]

Good sparring day the other day, though.

[Cody Garb]

Dude, I was so proud of you. I was like, my boy's swinging back. There was no turning.

[Brandon Herrera]

There was no. It was.

[Cody Garb]

If there was attack, he would just throw punches out to stop it. I was like, this. This is what I want to see.

[Donut Operator]

That's. I. I know. I've had a good sparring day with Eli when my face hurts afterwards. Because Eli will throw exactly as hard back at you as you were throwing his at him.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Donut Operator]

And sometimes that's really.

[Cody Garb]

Just match.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, he wants to go a little harder.

[Cody Garb]

Okay. Because then usually you can tell. Oh, they're hitting lighter now. Okay, I'll hit. Yeah, it's that measure of like. Well, that sucked. Okay.

[Donut Operator]

But you can also keep the pressure on a little bit. Because one thing I do appreciate is, like, sometimes I'll just, like, take a breath and I'm like, I'm out right now. I'm stopping the fight and you're just like. You'll give me a couple seconds and you're Just like. All right, time to make this hurt. Like just start throwing.

[Cody Garb]

Jeff. Jeff.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jack.

[Cody Garb]

You going to do running? Yeah. Obviously we're not winning period.

[Donut Operator]

Ever run?

[Tech Tone]

Don't you have records in college?

[Cody Garb]

Yes.

[Tech Tone]

For running?

[Cody Garb]

Maybe.

[Brandon Herrera]

Was he.

[Cody Garb]

You were the second brothers to.

[Donut Operator]

The second American brothers. Parent brothers to break the four minute mile.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Donut Operator]

So I think we can, we can get a sub.

[Brandon Herrera]

Four is crazy. Veto.

[Donut Operator]

Right?

[Cody Garb]

Veto.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Choose a real exercise.

[Tech Tone]

Realistically, we're all, we're all competing for second in everybody's respective events, ideally.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude.

[Cody Garb]

Oh my God, running a mile is gonna suck. Cody.

[Tech Tone]

Cody's done the course before, so he's cheating. You know, we're all, we're all, we're all putting our thumbs on the scale in our favor.

[Brandon Herrera]

Dude, I've. I've never run a mile in my entire life ever. I've never even tried died.

[Tech Tone]

Really?

[Brandon Herrera]

Never? Oh, yeah. Absolutely not, bro. I was a fat my whole life. Like a fat. I don't need cardio.

[Donut Operator]

I mean, you're probably in way better shape to do it now.

[Brandon Herrera]

How old do you think I am?

[Tech Tone]

You're like my age.

[Brandon Herrera]

How old are you?

[Tech Tone]

30.

[Brandon Herrera]

31.

[Tech Tone]

Okay, close enough.

[Brandon Herrera]

I'm older than you. Yeah. Damn, I thought you were 40, bro.

[Tech Tone]

I look like it's fine.

[Brandon Herrera]

We both look like. It's the ball. It's the ball, man. It's like, it's.

[Donut Operator]

What all is on the O course.

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, dude, it's like 15 obstacles.

[Donut Operator]

Yeah. Like what, what kind of everything?

[Eli Double Tap]

Lots of ropes. Yeah. Wall jumping from log to log, swingy rope swinging. A lot of. There's. Yeah, there's a swingy rope.

[Brandon Herrera]

You think we run out of the ninja warrior course?

[Eli Double Tap]

Oh, that would be kind of cool too.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, that would be. Well, that's.

[Eli Double Tap]

It's a mobile course too, right. They go around city to city.

[Donut Operator]

We're going to need longer tunes, months to prep.

[Cody Garb]

We're all not going past the fight. It's going to be like jump, jump. All of us are eating on any part of the ninja.

[Donut Operator]

They don't even have to bring the last three quarters of the course.

[Brandon Herrera]

There's a mini, There's a mini ninja warrior course in Austin, right? Yeah, it's.

[Cody Garb]

Is there?

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, it's a mini one. Yeah, it's. It's good. I've been there before. It's. It's hype. It is.

[Cody Garb]

Would that be good to film abs?

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh yeah. I filmed there for Camp Canoe season two and man, I ate non stop. But it's fun. It is fun. I. I'll send you a link. It's not as extravagant as you might think, but it gets the job done.

[Cody Garb]

No, I mean, everyone just wants to watch us fail.

[Brandon Herrera]

Absolutely.

[Cody Garb]

The day. And then for them, what, do we just push it on Discord? Like, hey, when this drops, go into Discord or social media. How do we track this? Like, do we give a.

[Eli Double Tap]

Before, after Pictures will be a good start, I guess.

[Cody Garb]

Hold up a sign that just says, hey, here's the date, and this is how much I weigh this. Take a picture of the scale and.

[Donut Operator]

Then do it on the. The subreddit. I guess for.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, Reddit or Discord, we have both. I mean, either would work.

[Brandon Herrera]

People are going to try to cheat, so just make sure that you're ready 100%.

[Cody Garb]

That's why we're going to.

[Brandon Herrera]

When money's on the line, man, be cheating like Dr. Lupo on a charity. Exactly. Is he your own buddy?

[Donut Operator]

It's also, this is. This is our community, so. Yeah, we. We regulate our own. Don't be an.

[Brandon Herrera]

Why did I feel like a graphic just popped up when you said community, you, like, took a pause.

[Cody Garb]

We had the drink.

[Brandon Herrera]

Oh, that's our rule with it.

[Cody Garb]

Yeah, that started, and now everyone.

[Brandon Herrera]

I felt like something was happening.

[Cody Garb]

I'm 100 down. If we get Discord, we'll. We'll refine it over the next couple days. We're all hanging out. But once we refine that, also, what should we name the tour? Oh, yeah, we'll just ask the audience.

[Tech Tone]

We should name it Tech Tones. Had Rice Krispies on his shirt.

[Brandon Herrera]

This whole have I had.

[Tech Tone]

God has been how long? How long? It's a while.

[Brandon Herrera]

He killed himself later that day.

[Donut Operator]

Top 10 anime betrayals next.

[Eli Double Tap]

Been powering that one up like Goku crazy.

[Tech Tone]

I spent the last three minutes trying to, like, pull the memory out of my brain of what snacks he had before the podcast so I could say the right words to really convince him.

[Brandon Herrera]

I believed you, man.

[Tech Tone]

It's like it was rice Krispies. I'm 90% sure.

[Brandon Herrera]

Jesus.

[Cody Garb]

You haven't done that so long.

[Donut Operator]

Ah, the hunter becomes the hunter.

[Cody Garb]

That has been a while, bro.

[Brandon Herrera]

Holy.

[Cody Garb]

Oh, man. Yeah, I think then. Then we'll just. That's perfect. We'll do that. We'll. I mean, then close out this amazing episode because we're right at the line, dude. Tech. Where do we find you?

[Brandon Herrera]

Beautiful. Everywhere. Just tech. Done. T E C T O N E On every platform. I'm live every day. Five videos a day. I'll just be slopping that out. It's good.

[Cody Garb]

That wild.

[Brandon Herrera]

Yeah, Wild.

[Cody Garb]

Cody.

[Eli Double Tap]

Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician Tecton Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. We love you.

[Cody Garb]

I love you.

[Tech Tone]

Goodbye.

[Donut Operator]

It.