A Fan Broke Into My Living Room

Summary

Podcast Summary: "A Fan Broke Into My Living Room" – VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode Overview In the January 28, 2025 episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, titled "A Fan Broke Into My Living Room," hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash delve into a series of personal anecdotes, fan interactions, and behind-the-scenes insights into their YouTube lives. Joined by co-host Natalie Mariduena, the trio navigates through topics ranging from handling fan DMs and vlogging dilemmas to serious discussions about home security and encounters with unexpected visitors.

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1. Handling Fan DMs and Content Creation

The episode kicks off with Natalie Mariduena recounting her experience managing Instagram DMs, particularly addressing requests from fans to reintegrate playful insults into the podcast. She explains how she utilized ChatGPT to generate appropriate content:

• Natalie (01:41): "I just chatgpt it... It wasn't like insulting enough."
• Jason (03:02): "I probably the best."

Natalie emphasizes the balance between creativity and maintaining a friendly rapport with fans, noting, "I’m trying to give feedback to, like, what people want" (01:53).

2. Perceptions of Fatherhood and Public Image

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Jason Nash’s role as a single dad and the misconceptions that arise from their public personas:

• Natalie (10:31): "You're really misunderstood, man... you're so far from... the opposite of that."
• Jason (11:24): "People will come into the live and be like, what? Like, go spend time with your kids."

They address how social media often distorts reality, leading fans to believe that Jason is neglectful, while in reality, he treasures every moment with his children:

• Natalie (11:12): "It's just easier to make what's a funny joke."
• Jason (11:52): "I can't think of anything bad about them."

3. Vlogging Plans and Psychic Encounters

Natalie shares an intriguing story about her mother consulting a medium who reportedly communicated messages from her late grandmother:

• Natalie (06:27): "She told my mom to tell me to let my creativity fly."
• Jason (09:52): "I don't want to know that."

This encounter motivates Natalie to reconsider her vlogging strategy, deciding to document moments spontaneously rather than following a strict schedule.

4. Health Discussions: TRT and Ozempic

Jason opens up about his recent health regimen, including Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT) and Ozempic injections:

• Jason (17:10): "I took TRT. It was a lot, like $300 to $400 a month."
• Natalie (19:32): "I didn't take anything... one of my fears is, like, you take it and then you just stop."

Jason humorously recounts his experience with Ozempic, adding levity to the conversation:

• Jason (19:52): "I ate myself right through the Ozempic."
• Natalie (20:07): "You're like Ozempic's kryptonite."

5. The Future of AI in Content Creation

The hosts engage in a lively debate about the potential of Artificial Intelligence (AI) to replicate human creativity, particularly in comedy and YouTube content:

• Natalie (24:07): "ChatGPT it... falls off a ladder."
• Jason (25:33): "How could it possibly understand your exact sense of humor?"

They express skepticism about AI's ability to match the nuanced humor and reality-based content they create, emphasizing the unique human touch required for genuine entertainment.

6. Life in LA: Club Incidents and Security Challenges

A major highlight of the episode is the recounting of a dramatic incident where an unidentified individual broke into their home:

• Natalie (26:24): "A random person just took a picture... He was trying to enter."
• David (38:22): "She was trying to telepathically meet David."

They discuss the importance of robust home security, sharing past experiences where inadequate security led to unsettling encounters:

• David (37:15): "Rolling down the window and not recognizing it as you was crazy."
• Natalie (43:13): "We had five days without security, and then someone came into the house."

This segment underscores the vulnerabilities that come with their high-profile lifestyles and the necessity of constant vigilance.

7. Advice on Hitting on Girls as a Bisexual Woman

Natalie addresses a listener’s dilemma about confidently approaching women without seeming creepy:

• Natalie (32:34): "I start to panic... I like to come in complaining."
• Jason (34:11): "She’s a girl, she should be able to just talk normal."

She offers practical tips, such as finding immediate conversation topics and maintaining a relaxed demeanor, highlighting the differences in how men and women approach dating and communication.

8. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Natalie reflects on her journey in vlogging and the evolving dynamics of their podcast:

• Natalie (46:08): "If you've made it this far in the podcast, that means that you're into me enough to possibly go on a date with me."

Jason and David join in on the fun, encouraging listeners to engage with them on social media and share their own stories.

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Notable Quotes:

• Natalie (06:07): "If any mediums are listening to this, we'd love to get you on for my mom to come."
• Jason (10:25): "Sometimes I get mad at my kids because I can't think of anything bad about them."
• Natalie (25:31): "It's a bad example because you can't write your videos... your videos are reality based."
• Jason (35:35): "Yeah. No, I wouldn't consider that juiced up."

Conclusion "A Fan Broke Into My Living Room" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of two prominent YouTubers navigating fame, family, and the unpredictable nature of their online presence. Through personal stories and candid conversations, David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Mariduena provide both humor and heartfelt insights, making it a compelling listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Jason Nash]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

What'S up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where we're gonna see if my friend Jason here can actually tell the difference between a real joke and his daily life.

[Jason Nash]

A real joke in his daily life?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You're about to tell me a joke.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, that was an insult. Oh, remember when we used to start the podcast and I would insult you at the beginning?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So someone DM me on Instagram and they were like, can you go back to where you insult Jason when it, like, opens up with, like, an improv clip?

[Jason Nash]

I used to love those little clips. You nix those?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I nixed those because they were hard to come up with. So what I did for that one. Yeah, I just chatgpt it.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, you didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, so I was like, you know, because it's easier being creative when you type things in a chatgpt. So, yeah, I guess it wasn't, like, insulting enough. But that took me a couple text conversations with ChatGPT.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

To give it the confidence to insult you. Because first it was like, sorry, I can't insert insults here. How about we keep it positive and chat about something fun instead? Then I responded to it saying, no, my life depends on it. You have to come up with an insult. And then that was the insult that gave. So it was like semi, semi friendly. I'm trying. I'm trying to look at more Instagram DMs and, like, give feedback to, like, what people want. Because, you know, we've been answering people's questions.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Or at least we've done one. But, like, a lot of them are pretty fucking, like, risque.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, you've invited that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know I have invited that. One of the ones that stuck out to me. I mean, obviously I'm also choosing the ones that are risque. Yes, I'm sure there are some normal.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hey, how should I plan for my mortgage and my whatever, right? This one says, out of you, Ilya and Jason, who comes the fastest? This is like. I'm like, I can't. I can't even address. This is from. I'm not even kidding. This is from someone. Their username is Kylie Jenner Updates. So there are. There are some. There are some questions. I mean, obviously, probably, but I don't want to. I don't want to address some of the things.

[Jason Nash]

I'm probably the best.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't want to talk about you, first of all. I can't.

[Jason Nash]

Okay?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Anything sexual with you freaks me out.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. We don't have to talk about it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, sorry. Did that, did that come off, like, too.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, I get it, I get it. You think I'm gross. It's fine. No, I get it. Listen, man, you know, it's also.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not even your age.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. Yeah. It's how I look.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's. I think it's your. Can I say hygiene?

[Jason Nash]

I'm clean. I literally showered.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't. I don't know. I don't. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Your hygiene. What are you talking about?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I shower four times a day. I change, like, four times a day too.

[Jason Nash]

I think you're afraid you'll get turned on if you thought about me too much. That's what I think.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You think?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think that's a. Like, I think when guys are younger, they worry about being gay. Like straight guys.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, come on. What is this, fucking 2011?

[David Dobrik]

Straight?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not worried about that.

[Jason Nash]

Straight guys are so funny because they're like, I'm not. I'm not gay. But then as you get older, you're.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, oh, that's not it at all.

[Jason Nash]

You're like. You just get gayer as you get older.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no. That's not my problem at all.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I would. Dude, you're talking to the guy who's gonna suck Ilya off.

[Jason Nash]

That's true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Who's gonna jerk ilya off for $200,000? So I have no problem with that.

[Jason Nash]

But you didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right? So I guess that makes me pretty homophobic. But did you end up doing it? No, No, I didn't. Yeah, but I also get. That's what I got a lot of DMs about, too. A lot of people were like, dude, I would fucking bend my friend over backwards and fuck the shit out of him for $250,000. And I'm like, listen, I know, I know. If you don't know what we're talking about a couple podcasts ago, whatever. Anyway, I don't want to repeat it because another DM I got. Now I'm going through all the DMs I got was, how do you disappear from the Internet for three years and not do a podcast for three years? And your first podcast back, you're already repeating stories. I thought that was so funny. I don't even know what story repeated. But, like, I don't know. I think. But if you hang out with me, Jay, don't I just repeat a lot of the over and over again?

[Jason Nash]

No, you're pretty good. You don't repeat, but you do repeat stuff on the podcast because you'll get to a place where it's like, it's prompted. Yeah, I had a bad teacher in school. I had a bad teacher. And so, yeah, you did repeat.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I always, like, connect, like, a lot of stories. It all funnels down to, like, the same, like, 10 stories I have.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But.

[Jason Nash]

But we all do.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But. No, but I'm. I'm talking about, like, when I'm in person, I feel like, like, in person conversations, Like, I have a lot of the same conversations. Like, I'm always like, this house is incredible. Or, like, how much I love Call of Duty. Like, it's all. It's all generally the same conversations I feel like I have over and over again.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to vlog. No, I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't really talk about. Oh, you know what I do talk about?

[Jason Nash]

You went back and forth last week, like, three times.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I did. Let me tell you this. This is kind of. I was having this big dilemma of, like, me vlogging. I'm like, do I vlog or not? And I've decided that I kind of want to. And my end all, be all decision was like, I'm gonna have the camera nearby, and whenever something happens, I'll film it. And then whenever the time is to put the video together, I'll put it together. I just want to have, like. I just. I love recording things. So, like, why not just keep recording and putting it together, just like I did with this, like, yearly vlog, right? I don't. I don't have a date set. I don't have a time set. I don't have bits set. Just, like, as things happen Things happen. Anyway, but what was interesting, my mom went to go see a medium.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And she was. She had. She was talking to one of those mediums that, like.

[Jason Nash]

I thought you were a large.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Huh?

[Jason Nash]

Sorry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, what'd you say?

[Jason Nash]

I said, I thought you were a large.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn. Was that chatgpt, or was that straight from you?

[Jason Nash]

That's straight from me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Holy fuck.

[Jason Nash]

That's a Jay Nash special.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that was rough. So my mom went to go see one of those mediums that, like, where you're in, like, a group of 10 people, and they go, I'm seeing the number 15. Does the number 15 have anything to do with anybody?

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then person from the audience will go, me, me, me, me, me. And then the medium will talk to you directly. Be like, I think I'm getting your mother on the line. Whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So my mom did that, and she's super into medium. She even texted me. She's like, if you get a medium on the podcast, I'll come. So if any mediums are listening to this, we'd love to get you on for my mom to come on the pod. But she. She channeled my grandma, who passed away. Really recently. She passed away. I'm so bad with time. Four months ago, I would say. Yeah, very recently. And my grandma, who was in the video actually for, like, when we went back to Slovakia for the first time, Jason was, like, flirting with her in it. Yeah. And she was talking to my grandma through the medium, and my grandma told my mom to tell me to let my creativity fly, which was really interesting because it was like. It was. Because it was like, at a time I was like. Which was like, two weeks ago.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

A week ago. Where I was like, do I vlog or whatever?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So it's like, a really interesting response from, like, up above, whatever's going on. So I was like, okay, maybe I should look into this more. Right. And then my mom said this other thing that was really interesting. The medium. Apparently, this is what my mom said. The medium goes, okay, time's up. Like, to my mom.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

As my mom is talking to the medium who's talking about my grandma. My mom's like, okay, all these people. All the other people that aren't being talked to are just listening to this conversation. Right. So my mom's like, I feel bad for everybody listening to me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then the medium goes, okay, time's up. And my mom found that interesting because she was like, that's exactly what grandma would say. She's like, time's Up. You're taking time away from other people here.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That was like. That was my grandma saying that through the medium, not the medium going, time's up. Like, click, click, the money's gone.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But that was like my grandma saying so. I thought that was really interesting, too.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you're. You're pretty susceptible to almost anything, though.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like.

[Jason Nash]

Like when we called the medium that one time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Jay, that was fucking crazy. Shut the fuck up. That thing was.

[Jason Nash]

You can find anything. Like, let. Let your creativity.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't fuck. I don't give a fuck about, like, horoscopes and shit.

[Jason Nash]

No, I don't either.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

That was crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, 50, 50. The reason I don't understand mediums is because if they are real, why the fuck aren't they, like, famous? Like, super famous, like gods walking among us. Do you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, if a medium was 100% legit, they should be like the Tom Cruises, the Presidents of the world.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what I mean? They should be running everything.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. There's always somebody that predicts something on TikTok, and then it happens, and then three months later, they're like, this person said it was going to happen. There was going to be fires. They predicted this in January, and then they're never right again.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. That's. That's. That's a little.

[Jason Nash]

Let your creativity fly. You let your creativity fly every day. You're on Snapchat, You're. You're constantly created.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Whatever. Who cares, man? Listen, try to be positive.

[Jason Nash]

I am being positive.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Regardless, whatever gets you vlogging again.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it's a. I. I just thought it was interesting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And. And I really want to see a medium myself, even though I'm kind of scared about, like, knowing the future and things. Also, like, I want to ask, like, if.

[Jason Nash]

Go ahead.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

If the medium could tell you when you're going to die, would you want to know that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Um, yeah, probably.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really? I wouldn't want to know that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Cause it'd just be easier to, like, plan everything out.

[Jason Nash]

What if they said next week?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, that'd be incredible. I have a fucking. I have a short time to spend a lot of money. I would love that. I definitely don't want to live to very old age. I know you're like. That's, like, a young thing to say, and, like, I know that is. And I'm sure I'll change my mind once I have, like, kids of my own.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But, like, I don't. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Now once you have kids, you want to soak up every single minute.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think that'll change too.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But that's just me. Like, right now I'm just being like, just.

[Jason Nash]

Just to have five minutes with my kids is incredible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Like, why? I called me last night from a party and he was, oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Kill myself if Wyatt called me and.

[Jason Nash]

He called me and I was like, he's like, the party's about to start. And I was like, okay, I'll let you go. You know, I don't want to keep him there too long. I'm like, go ahead, Go, go, go. He's like, no, no, no. He's like, I can.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's amazing.

[Jason Nash]

A little bit, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You have that kind of a relationship with your kids?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just talk about reels the whole time. The reels that he sent me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's really crazy because you're really misunderstood, man. Like, people.

[Jason Nash]

I know, I know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It really sucks. And that's obviously partially my fault. And like all the videos we make and make.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what are people saying?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm saying all the jokes. Like, we constantly make jokes about you being a bad dad who, like, never sees his kids.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But like, it's so crazy because you're so far from like, you're so opposite of that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But it's just easier to make what's a funny joke. Yeah. Cuz you're. You're on social media, so like, you would just assume that this. That you never see your kids, but it's really just. Yeah, you do everything just to see your kids more. So it's pretty interesting.

[Jason Nash]

People will come into the live and be like, what? Like, go spend time with your kids. I'm like, well, they're 16 and 19. Do you know what I mean? They're not interested.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They hate it if I showed up right now. Yeah, yeah. No, but that's crazy that your son's calling you before he's going to a party.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Holy fuck, he's the best. He's killing it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, that's like, really, like, if I have a relationship like that with my kids, I'm like, damn, I made it.

[Jason Nash]

I. Sometimes I get mad at my kids because I'm like, you know, when I go to write stand up and stuff, I don't. I can't think of anything bad about them.

[Natalie Mariduena]

About your kids. I can. I can help you with that. I can help you with that portion easily. Especially Wyatt. No, I'm kidding. I really like them both. I saw you were mentioned on. I don't know, I think it was like, Steiny's podcast or something.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You think you'd be able to handle it?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I went and watched the show, and I was like, I don't know who Sienna May and Jack Wright are, but I can. I can learn.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But you, every day, you'd have to.

[Jason Nash]

Like, well, it's once a week. First of all. First of all, super nice that she even said my name. You sent it to me, like, Saturday morning, Dave's up way later than me. So I. And I woke up and I saw it, and I was like, Dave's like, you should go for it. And I was like, all right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, Texas channel. You should go co host. That'd be like, really?

[Jason Nash]

I made a little video.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It'd be funny to see Jason do, like, drama stuff.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know if I could do it good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I don't think Portnoy did it. Like, I don't think Portnoy knew what he was talking about.

[Jason Nash]

I think that's why he quit, because he didn't. He didn't want to talk about drama anymore.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. But I think you can do it for, like, a year till you're like, yeah, this is too much.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, and I also don't think. I feel like Portnoy addresses things in, like, a. Portnoy talks to his audience. Like, he would talk behind closed doors.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. He's so good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which. Which I think is the most interesting part about him is like. Is like.

[Jason Nash]

He's incredible at that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He doesn't really.

[Jason Nash]

Bullshit does not hold back.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, if I was on a drama podcast and I had to talk about other people, I would unfortunately be like, nah, you're great. Me too.

[Jason Nash]

But I think that's okay, too. Because whenever BFFs has talked about me or talked about you or whatever people I know, I always feel like they're pretty fair, you know? Like, they're just fair about it. Like, once.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know, I also really like Josh and Bri.

[Jason Nash]

Me, too.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So if they've ever, like, talked shit, like, I. Like, if I know them in person and they're talking shit, I'm just like, yeah, I don't care. As long as, like, I know they're actually real people and they're just like, yes, exactly. Doing their thing.

[Jason Nash]

As long as they're real about it. I think. As long as I'm real about it. And who knows? I have no idea if I'll get.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The job, but maybe. But please, if I'll get the job. It's like, you're. Did you apply?

[Jason Nash]

I made a. I made a video and stitched her video on TikTok.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's how you apply?

[Jason Nash]

That's how I apply. I just figured off, if they see the video and they like the video, they know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I wish you the best.

[Jason Nash]

Thanks, man. And I'll be out of here, which is amazing. So.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, because why I'd want you to do it is because I'd love to, like, hear about the behind the scenes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, when you'd come and I'd be like, how is work? And then you catch me up on things, you'd be like, did you know Dixie D'Amelio is shaving her head again? And I'd be like, shut the fuck up. So, yeah, no, I would love. I would love that, too.

[Jason Nash]

Fingers crossed. What. What else can we do? Should we send flowers over there?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, for you to get the job? Yeah, I think you gotta play it chill, dude. You don't want to. To be honest, the TikTok he made was a little intense. I saw it. I saw it. It was like. I texted the TikTok, Jason. Like, Jason, go be part of their co host. And I was hoping he'd play it cool, but he made this TikTok where he had Brie and Josh all over his wall, like he was praying to them. I texted it to Natalie. I go, God damn it. And she goes, well, that's his approach.

[Jason Nash]

If I. If I lose it, I lose it. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. And who knows if the audience would even like me? I got on the scale the other day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm sorry.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I mean, I'm in the yellow. The doctor Told me I'm in the yellow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What does that mean, you're in the yellow?

[Jason Nash]

That means five more pounds and I'm in the red.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You need a doctor to explain that to you. I could have. I could have sent you a text immediately. You're almost in the red. Well, who cares about that shit? Genuinely. Fuck it. You know, I was obese when I started this dumb thing.

[Jason Nash]

You were? You in the red?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not this dumb thing. The smartest thing I've ever done. The healthiest. Yes, I was in the red. I was obese.

[Jason Nash]

Were you really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Don't let them throw those colors.

[Jason Nash]

There's no way you were obese.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, I was. I also hold a lot of weight in my ass.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you do. You do have a lot of badunkadunk.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. So it doesn't necessarily look like I'm the biggest, but, like, I have a lot of fat there. So, J. I'm telling you this right now. Don't listen to the colors. Don't listen to the statistics. It literally doesn't matter.

[Jason Nash]

No, they told me I'm risk for a heart attack.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

It's different. Yeah. I'm 51.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, wait. It is different.

[Jason Nash]

It's different and it sucks, man, because I was in shape like, two years ago.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, what happened?

[Jason Nash]

And it just goes away.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait. That was so weird.

[Jason Nash]

I know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, did something happen?

[Jason Nash]

I was trying to win Naveen over at the time, so that really pushed it over.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You did that for your wife?

[Jason Nash]

Well, I was already on, like, a good track, and then she called me out of. I hadn't talked to her in two years. And you remember, I was, like, flipping out, like, oh, my God, I'm so excited. Like, she's back. She called me. I can't believe it. I was so happy. And then I think during that time when I was, like, trying to, like, court her and win her over, I was like, oh, man, I gotta keep going.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Were you taking stuff?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I did. I took testosterone. Yeah. What's it called?

[Natalie Mariduena]

And that helped a lot.

[Jason Nash]

Trt. I took trt.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. You looked fucking insane.

[Jason Nash]

I took trt.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You look a little superhero. But I actually just talked about my snap today.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Small people that think I'm on steroids.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which is like, the best compliment.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I really think it's sweet. But, yeah, I didn't take anything. And that is actually, like, one of my fears is, like, you take it and then you just stop and it just disappears.

[Jason Nash]

It's not that. It's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that had nothing to do with the steroids that it just like.

[Jason Nash]

No, the TRT gave me such the ability to, like, hike with Scott and Todd, like, keep up with them. It's expensive.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, how much is it?

[Jason Nash]

It was a lot. It was like, you know, 3, 400 bu a month.

[Natalie Mariduena]

3, 400 bucks a month?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And how often do you do it? Is it a shot or.

[Jason Nash]

It's a shot a week in the butt. Yeah. But it's incredible. Like, I remember swimming one time after, like, taking it for two weeks and I was like, you can feel an energy surge, like, come in your body. Really, it is the best.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What are the downsides to it?

[Jason Nash]

No downsides. Didn't lose my hair. Didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What are you talking. Oh, just for you personally, there was no downside.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I wasn't raging, in fact. And also I should say that what I took, they only took me up to the level that I needed to be. So in other words, I was like. I was like 10% lower than I should have been. And that's all they gave me. They didn't give me, like testosterone levels just to get me to where I'm supposed to be.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So what you're talking about, is that considered a steroid or is that just like a. You make it. You make it sound like it's vitamin F cking C. I do make it.

[Jason Nash]

Sound like that because I do believe that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that what it is or are you like, describing like, proper steroids?

[Jason Nash]

No, that's. It's a steroid. I mean, it's definitely like. But. But I am also. I'm also like, kind of forward thinking on that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So people are like, are you juiced up?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You say yes?

[Jason Nash]

No, I wouldn't say that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Not with this.

[Jason Nash]

No. I wouldn't consider that juiced up. If someone, if they're just taking you back to where you're supposed to be. It was the smallest, smallest dose, 0.5.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, let me know what you guys think. Listening. No, no, I'm genuinely curious.

[Jason Nash]

But, but, like, look, if I was your age, I wouldn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't want to do it. I don't want to rely on anything. It fucks me up.

[Jason Nash]

That's great. You shouldn't, you shouldn't do it. But what I'm saying is the point where I was at when I was trying to get in shape, I was like, the doctor was like, just go up to where you're supposed to be and it'll happen for you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It makes, it makes sense. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

You Know who was a big proponent of it? John. John. John told me about it for years. He's like, Jason, you're over 45. He's like, there's no question.

[Natalie Mariduena]

John looks at. He's like, they're on steroids. He loves, he loves calling people out for steroids when he has no idea what he's talking about.

[Jason Nash]

One time we, Naveen and I went and got Ozempic shots like a couple months ago.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Ozempic sh.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, we got Ozempic shots.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, Naveen got Ozempic shots?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, she's pretty out there about it. She'll like post about it on her story and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sorry. I guess I should be surprised you got Ozempic shots. You don't need them at all.

[Jason Nash]

And she. And so we went in and we go the first week and they give us the shots. And so we gotta go back a second week for the other round. So we go back and they weigh you when you come back in and they weigh Naveen and she's like, oh, Naveen, amazing. You lost four pounds. Great. And then they put me on the scale and they put me on the scale and they go, jason, you gained six.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I just ate myself right through the Ozempic.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Holy shit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're like Ozempic's kryptonite.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the only person to gain weight on Ozempic.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, actually, yeah, wait, but did you actually you get gained six pounds? How's that impossible? Were you so stressed that you took an Ozempic shot?

[Jason Nash]

I was so stressed. I was doing TikTok Live. I wasn't working out. I threw my back out that week.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, that makes no sense.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, man, I'm a mess.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Was she shocked? Was she like, we need to take you in for testing. We've never seen numbers like this. Like, if I, if that happened to me, if I took an OIC shot and I gained six pounds, I'd be scared that the government would be at my door being like, you have like, you have some kind of a special body experiments on.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's crazy. Do you think that like the beauty standards have changed though? Like, do you think Adam and Eve were really sexy? Like, do you think Eve was like the best looking girl or just. You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Well, they were the only ones, so they were. There was nothing for them to compare them to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There was just two. I wonder what they would look like today. And like if God made them. Yeah, like, what's God's type. Isn't that kind of interesting to think about? Like, there are a lot of pretty people and, like, God made. I'm sure God likes both guys and girls. Right, well, you don't know if guys bi.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, for sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't know if he is a guy or a girl.

[Jason Nash]

We don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, right. So, like, he definitely has his idea of what's. What's, like, the apex of beauty. Yeah, I'd love to see it. I saw, like, an. I saw, like, an AI picture of Eve the other day, and she looked so hot. I was like, oh, my God, this is crazy. So, like, that got me thinking. I was just like, she's got a. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Would you date. Would you date someone? I.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Would I date someone? AI. I've thought about it. Like, the movie Her? Yeah, for sure. Like, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

If we got there. If we got to the place where it's like, you can go and you can buy this wife, girlfriend, and she'll be everything you want. Wait, wait, is she, like, Megan Fox just made a movie about that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

We talked about this last podcast.

[Jason Nash]

We didn't. I know, I know, I know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We didn't talk about it this way, but we did bring up that movie. We bring it up every podcast.

[Jason Nash]

It didn't make it. No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So how about Megan Sucks? Megan Fox is a robot. Huh? Just so turned on by it. Oh, we didn't put it in the last podcast. No. Oh, yeah. So there's this new movie where Megan Fox is a robot.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But she's also. She also, like, starts hitting on the person that, like, bought her.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And they start hooking up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Anyway.

[Jason Nash]

And he's married.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And he's married.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Would I, like, have. I think that's coming, right? And, like, no pun intended, that's coming like this, like, the next 15, 20 years. There's got to be something.

[Jason Nash]

What else do you think is coming?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, no, hold on. I want to get. Is that weird?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. Like, this is one of my favorite conversations. Like, what do you think I'll see in my lifetime? So I'm 51. Let's say I got another 30 years. You know, fingers crossed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

And what do you think? I'll see?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, you're 51?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What do you think I'll be able to see in the next 30 years?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it's gonna. Fuck. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Think there'll be tunnels?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Better question is, you think there'll be flying cars? That's a good One like, I, I'm so, like confused about flying cars because it's like, what does that mean? Like, then you can't just fly around.

[Jason Nash]

Well, it would be there. There would be a route. It would be above the 101. And you could only fly above the 101. Something like that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. Like, you definitely couldn't fly over homes.

[Jason Nash]

No. Do you think you'd be able to think a movie or, like, think a YouTube video? Like, you'll sit there and you'd be like, okay, I'm gonna make a YouTube video where Ilya gets a Lamborghini and Jason.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, like, it'll chatgpt it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Falls off a ladder.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'm pretty scared about that. If you give AI 10 movies to watch now, like, the best Adam Sandler movies, the best Jim Carrey movies, and be like, here are the best comedy movies of all time. Make another one. Like, how difficult could it possibly be?

[Jason Nash]

I think, I don't think it's. I don't think it's really difficult then. Have you tried, have you fooled around with it? Have you seen what comes out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it's bad, but it's not there yet, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

But, but how could it get there? How could it get. How could it understand comedy and taste?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You sound like a 90 year old.

[Jason Nash]

Saying, no, no, I'm being serious. I'm being serious. How could it possibly understand, like, your exact sense of humor? And like, I just don't believe it. I just don't believe it could ever, ever, ever nail. I don't think Adam Sandler could type it in and be like, write me this movie. And it would be.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If I said AI. Not currently, but I'm saying a version of AI in the next three, four years. 800 of my videos.

[Jason Nash]

Yep.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It couldn't write another four minute video. A thousand percent it could. A thousand percent. It's gonna be able to make a video.

[Jason Nash]

It's a bad example because you can't, you can't write your videos. Your videos are reality based.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but it could give ideas. It could be like, this was funny where Jason got bit by a snake. Why don't you go to the Amazon and get a bullet ant? And get bit by a bullet ant? Like, I could start feeding you ideas like no other.

[Jason Nash]

I don't like this. I don't like this so much.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're like, let's use the topic. It'd be funny if you cut Jason Zarmoff. No, chat GPT. I can't do it. The response, do it seriously. Do it I'd love to laugh again. I haven't laughed that hard since you made me watch Jim Carrey movies. Tape him to a wall, David. Tape it to a wall.

[Jason Nash]

What's it like to go out in Los Angeles now? Is it dead? Natalie was telling me. It's like Natalie said, she goes, oh, she goes, that's kind of dead. She goes. And people are weird about going out because everyone has a phone and so they're like less likely to like be themselves.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's really tough. Like you can go to the fun, big clubs and they're. Oh, dude, did I ever tell you the story?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. I never said this because we didn't have a podcast. So there's this club. I'm not gonna say names because. Well, actually they can't really get in trouble because they didn't know. But there was this club, there was this kid. What happened?

[Jason Nash]

I heard a fart.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That was my finger going across the mic. Sorry, Jason's wearing the headphones. Like, it's funny that he heard that. Did it pick up on the audio?

[David Dobrik]

I heard a fart.

[Jason Nash]

Thank God I called it out because people at home would have been like, was that just a fart?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's really funny. So this club that opened up in LA and there was this kid, he was like a 19 year old kid, and he kept going to the club and every day he'd order two. This is 100% real. I'm not exaggerating this by a single dollar. Every day he'd order from two to four hundred thousand dollars worth of bottles. Every. He'd do it not every three to four times a week. So he'd go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, sometimes they'd open it. From Wednesday he'd open to $400,000. And this is so many bottles. Where it'd be 40 bottles of Ace of Spades would come out and they would put it. They didn't have room on the table, so they would have to put it on the ground around the table. And there was so much alcohol that when they would bring out the bottles, they'd have to just bring them right back. So they'd come and they'd do the show with all the girls holding up the bottles, right? And there was no more room left even below the table. Around the table, everyone had a bottle in their hand, but they would have to take it back. But he was spending so much money that it was just fucking crazy. This guy was like the club's top spender for like four months. And he like, really liked me. He, like, I went there once and I was sitting at a different table from, like, across the thing. And the club really liked it when I was there, because when I was there, he would, like. I guess the club said that he'd, like, show off.

[Jason Nash]

Mm.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So, like, there was one time I was like, order 100 bottles. So he ordered a hundred Dom Perrion bottles.

[Jason Nash]

How much is his bottle?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know. Probably like five grand. Oh, sorry, sorry. Like two grand each. Bot was like, two grand, and he ordered 100 bottles and he got a sign that said, for you, David.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's crazy. And this was just because I looked at him from across the club and I was like, order 100 bottles.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I was trying to show my other friend. I was like, you got to see this guy order. This is crazy. And he ordered it. I saw him at the club twice, I think, right? Two or three times. Oh, yeah. Once I saw him, I didn't know what he did. Second time, I was familiar with his game. Third time is when I did the bottle thing. And then there was another time he came and he brought. He brought Birkin bags. Like, four or five Birkin bags. And they were just handing it out to girls that they found attractive.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, 100 to $250,000 bags. It was fucking crazy. Like, I've never seen anything like it. And he was also. There was also, like, another friend. Another friend that, like, goes to the club, showed me a text where he texted a girl. He's like, I just got you this car. And it was a Lamborghini. And she's. And she texted back saying, I told you I have a boyfriend. And he's like, I don't care. Just take the car anyway, I already bought it for you. It's parked xx. It's parked here. Whatever. Like, he bought a Lamborghini for. He was spending so much money, and no one fucking knew where it was coming from. People just assumed he was, like, some crypto billionaire, which was, like, pretty plausible in LA. Kid was 19, 20 years old. And then on TikTok and on Twitter, we see two months later that the FBI finally cracks down on this guy. He stole a quarter of a billion dollars from someone else's crypto wallet. Stole a quarter of a billion. Him and his four friends stole a quarter of a billion dollars. And each of the friends were, like, living it up in different cities, and he was living it up in la, spending about a million dollars a day.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Just going crazy. Going crazy. And now I think they're going to jail and the money's been refunded, taken back, everything. But it was crazy. It was the biggest. It's the biggest heist, I think, that's ever happened in terms of funds. Like, the biggest heist. And it was crazy that I got to see it in person for, like, two hours at the club. And I had no idea what. No one knew what it was, but everyone was just like this. It was like Wolf of Wall street, like, in real life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But that brings me that you asked. I say that story because you asked me, like, what the clubs are here. It's tough because the clubs, like, they're either really young or they're really, like. If you go more intimate, it's very sceney, and it's like, just, like, very la, which is fine. I. I definitely go to places that are very la. Like, I hate when people are like, this is so la. When I'm also part of the problem. Like, I am.

[Jason Nash]

Yep.

[Natalie Mariduena]

One of the LA people. Do you still go out? Do you go out here?

[Jason Nash]

No, we don't go out. We don't go out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You never really went out, though. Not even with us.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You'd only go out if, like, we had a. Like, you know, like a good memory I have with you is when we were trying to sneak into the USC frats.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to get content.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I love that shit. See, that's why. That's why I loved vlogging. That was like, when. That's when I would, like, say, like, it's different vlogging now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because kids know the vlogs a little bit more, so.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, you could enter a frat. Mm. But then it was like fucking tooth and nails to get into frat. It was so funny watching you at the door talking to the bouncer. That was one of my favorite bits, where you're like. Where the bouncer is, like, to you, hey, man, I'm just doing my job. You can't come in and you're like, yeah, I'm doing my job, too. I'm doing my job. Trying to get in here. That was fun. And then when we got into the frats, you'd, like, be DJing and all the frat guys would love you. Because it was so funny to see an old guy.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They were, like, so into it.

[Jason Nash]

I love going.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was like bringing you to a frat was like bringing one of the hottest chicks to the frat.

[Jason Nash]

They were like, fuck, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have our first views problem here. This person's having a dilemma. She's a bisexual woman and can't and can talk to men with no problem. But I feel like a creepy man hitting on women. What's some advice you'd give to the bi community on hitting on girls without being creepy? So this question is just for me. Jay, you don't want to sit this one?

[Jason Nash]

No, I'll sit this one out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, I'm kidding. How do you hit on a girl because you're bisexual? No, no, I was saying you're creepy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, you turned on me. Damn. Here I thought you didn't get the joke, but I didn't get the joke. So how do you hit on girls? I'll be creepy. I don't actually know. Not that I don't know how to do not creepy. I just don't. I'm not like the best at hitting on girls. My way of like hitting on girls first I start to panic. Right. Which actually usually helps me out. Cuz like I'm thinking like at a thousand miles per second, this is my favorite thing to do. And this is like, this is good if you're, if you're trying to have an icebreaker. Like if I'm pulling up to a party, very much like when I'm entering this podcast to be here with you in this room, I try to find something on the road or on the way to the party that I can talk about immediately when I walk through the door. So like immediately, immediately if I find someone at the front door of the party, like, what am I going to say instead of hey, how long have you been here? So how's the party? Like immediately what I like to do is I like to come in complaining.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I'm just like, it's fucking raining. I literally almost hit six people. I'm like, like, not that that's not like fun, sure. But like finding something on the road.

[Jason Nash]

Did you see the giant billboard for the Marvel movie?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Or like, or it's hard to come up with now cuz I'm not in it. But like it's really easy when you have something like prepared. The best is like when you're both at the bar and there's a girl standing next to you and the bartender like ignores the girl or ignores you on accident. And then it's like this uncomfortable awkwardness.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then that strikes up conversation really easily.

[Jason Nash]

Sure. Make a joke about yourself or something.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like, I think that's the easiest also.

[Jason Nash]

She's a girl, she should be able to just. Just talk normal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's true. Like, I hate to say this, but girls, you have girls, you have it. So I guess she's talking to another girl. So maybe it's like kind of difficult.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But like, I don't know, I feel like a lot of girls have their guard down with other girls. Like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So I think. I think you're. I don't want to say you're overthinking because I guess I've never been in that position.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I would assume that you are overthinking. Cuz like, if you're a guy talking to a girl and you already know this because you said this in the cop. You said this in the message. But like, the work is all on the guy. The work is all on the guy. Girl could say whatever, and the guy's panicking in his head. Like the guy's always trying to figure out what to say. Like, Natalie was getting a DM from a guy the other day and he was like. He was saying, he's like, what are you up to tonight? Like, I'm gonna go get some drinks with my friends. And she was like, I just wish he asked me to hang out. And I was like, you dumb fuck. He literally just did. I was like, just tell him what you're doing. And. And then I was like, just respond, saying you're doing nothing but staying in. And then she responds. She's like, okay, I'm just. I'm just gonna. She responded to the guy saying, I'm just staying in tonight.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then she texted me like an hour later and she's like, you read him like a book. He texted me back saying, what do I have to do to get you out tonight?

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, it's like, it's. Every guy is. Is overthinking every text ten times more than girls are.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, so just play cool. I know that may not answer most of your question, but, like, I don't think. I don't think you're being creepy hitting on girls. I really do think girls just like talking to other girls. And I think you'll kind of figure it out as the conversation goes of whether or not the girl's like, actually interested in you or like she's just into other guys. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Good. Good job.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thanks. To me or her? To her for asking. I feel like I answered. I feel like I did a pretty good job.

[Jason Nash]

Good job to you too, Dave.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Natalie joined us because I really want her for this part. A couple weeks ago, we switched out security at my house. Because we just wanted, you know, we wanted a new guy. Well, let's. Let's. First of all, let's talk about our old security guy. He was kind of freaking me out.

[David Dobrik]

He was freaking me out. And I was like, okay, maybe it's time to do a little swabarooski here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, maybe it's time to do. We have security at the house, obviously. And it got to the point, I don't. I don't know if he would, like, for. I don't know what was going on. There was a moment where I came home and he, like, stopped me in front of the gate. And he's been our security. He was a year for like, a year.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He stopped me in my baby blue car, like, very obviously the car that always comes in. And we roll the window down, and he's like, asking us who we're here to see.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, who we're here to see. He's like, do you need to be let in? Can you call someone? And we're. I thought he was, like, pranking us.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought he was.

[Jason Nash]

Frank, it's me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought he was fucking with us. This is our security that we had for over a year. This is why we decided to be like, we need something new.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, a car. Like, fine, maybe he didn't recognize the car, something in the moment, but, like, to roll down the window and not recognize it as you as the homeowner is crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was talking, right? I was like. He was like, do you need to be let in? I'm like, no, no, I got it. Thanks. And he's like, who are you here to see? And I go, we're just hanging out at the house. To David, I didn't even know, like, how to go about it anyway. It was really fucking me. I mean, were there other weird stories about him? The one thing I will say, he smelled incredible. He.

[David Dobrik]

Every time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So he, like. He intercepts the doordash or postmates when anybody comes. Oh, yeah. Just like, as a security thing. So he, like, grabs the food and then he brings the food to the house. But every time I get the food, the bag always smells like cologne. Like. Like, it's like he, like, either rubs it all over his body before it gets to the door or sprays it down, but you could smell his scent. And it's always really, really nice. Every. Every time I order, whether it's Brazilian, Mexican, it all ends up smelling like a beautiful, like, Macy's, like, perfume section. What else did he do that was so bizarre.

[David Dobrik]

There was this one instance we had. We had an issue with one person that just kept coming back to the house, blah, blah, blah, blah. And one night, the person showed up in the middle of the night and was, like, trying to enter.

[Natalie Mariduena]

God. Yeah, this is so funny.

[David Dobrik]

And security was just gone. He just was. He just left his post and John and Julia had come back. They saw that the guy was trying to, like, get in and whatnot, and they didn't want to open the gate because they thought maybe he would come in.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Also, to preface, you need security in la. Like, our security has stopped. Like, people with guns.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, this is. This is. This isn't like a maybe. This is like, you need fucking security here. Like. Like, scary. Yeah. Like five times. Like, the police are called to this house by our security. Like, once every three months. I'd say something about that. Okay, sorry. Keep going.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And so the security was just not there. He was not in the car. And John, Julie were like, where the hell is security? And it's like midnight, one in the morning, and I call him. Not answering. I call him three times, doesn't answer. He's supposed to be, like, at his post in the car, like, holding the fort down. And then I text and I'm like, hey, where are you? And he's like, oh, I'm not there right now. And I was like, no, I know you're not here right now. He didn't. He didn't really speak, like, full, fluent English either. And so I was like, I understand you're not here, but, like, I need you to be here. There's something. Someone's trying to, like, get into the house. And he didn't respond. I was like, hey, will you be back anytime soon? Whatever. Ended up having to call the police and whatnot. But he. I don't even know if he returned that night.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So the reason I bring up the story is because there was a day where I think there was, like, five days that went by where we didn't have security because we were getting a new company or whatever. And there was a day we were all. Who was in this room when we were editing? It was me. Oh, my God, it was me, Joe and Natalie. We were editing the vlog that we posted and we were. We were sitting in the movie room, where we are right now, which is, like, in the back of the house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And all of a sudden, we're sitting here and there's somebody comes up to the door of the movie room and takes a picture of us, like, on Their phone. And Joe's like, who just took a picture of us? And I go, what the fuck you mean, who just took a picture of us? Because, like, I saw the hand take a picture of us, and I just assumed it was, like, Ilya or one of our friends or something. And I go, joe. Like, why. Who cares who took a picture of us? Why are you. Yeah, it's one of our friends. And he's like. Joe's like, no, no, no, no. A random person just took a picture.

[David Dobrik]

Of us inside my house.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like. Like a good 1500 square feet into my home.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Even after you pass the driveway. Like, really, like, the furthest part of my house you could get into. They were here. They took a picture. And then. Then what the fuck happened? Natalie's net. We all came out, we realized it was a complete stranger. Police were called.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I stood up and I saw. I saw the person just standing in the doorway right here. And I was like, are you here to meet somebody? Or, like, what's going on? And she. She gave me this whole thing about how she was, I don't know, telepathically sent here to, like, meet David and that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We get a lot of those. We get a lot of, like, I had a dream where I have to come meet you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which is really interesting because it's like, that's some shit you only see in the movies. And, like, if you have a dream to come meet me, it's very easy to also have a dream that you need to come kill me. It's like, those are. Those are one dream scenario away from each other. Like, that's so. Which is kind of crazy, but, yeah. And we were like. I remember we were talking to her in the living room while I think I was on the phone with the police or somebody. And I remember, like, the operator on the other end was like, why are you talking to them? I'm like, cause they're in my living room. I can't get her out. And then Natalie got her phone. Cause she just took a bunch of pictures.

[David Dobrik]

She was taking a bunch of pictures and videos. So I was like, can you give me your phone? Because that's an invasion of privacy. You're trespassing right now. And she was like. So she gave me the phone, whatever, and I tried deleting the stuff. And it was a whole thing. It was so bizarre. And she had. We. The police ended up coming, and they got all of her information. They got her whole story, and she had ended up. She flew here from the East coast for 24 hours. She had, like, a return ticket just for this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, just to come to the house from the fucking East Coast.

[Jason Nash]

We had one of those at the old house.

[David Dobrik]

And we had them a lot at the old house.

[Jason Nash]

Remember?

[Natalie Mariduena]

A lot at the old house.

[Jason Nash]

And this was. What time of night was this?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, no, this is during the day.

[David Dobrik]

During the day. But, like, there was a lot of people coming in and out. The cleaners were coming in and out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the cleaners were here, too, and the cleaners just assumed it was a friend.

[David Dobrik]

The cleaners just kept cleaning.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was just like. It's just like, the perfect example of, like, why security is so important here. It really is. Like, and you pay a lot for security. Like, security. Fucking a hefty price. And like, I remember, like, there's. There's days where I'm like, should we just not get security today so we could save. Yeah, 300, 400 a night or whatever it is. And. And then. And then a moment like, that happens and you're like, no.

[Jason Nash]

Did. Did the police come?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the police came and, like, now we have their card. Like, the specific squad that. Yeah, that, like, what is it?

[David Dobrik]

Patrols.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Patrols this neighborhood.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So it's usually the same guys that come back, and they're really cool. They're like, if you take her out, they.

[David Dobrik]

They took her down.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They took her downstairs. They. They took her down the hill. But they were also like, if, you know, if you want. If you want to smash the phone between us, you're good to go. So. Yeah. Which is pretty crazy. We're like, no, no, we won't smash the phone. But it was like. I mean, it's pretty crazy. That's a pretty crazy thing to, like, walk into someone's house. I've just. I. And it's crazy how normal it is where it's just like, oh, we're having one of these situations. Luckily, that was one of the last walking. But it was so crazy because it was in the four days that we didn't have security, which makes me think, how many fucking people is security turning away a day that we don't even notice? Because security is just being like, get the fuck out of here. Must be nonsense. It must be like a revolving door. But, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever had somebody that you're like, this person's pretty cool, actually.

[David Dobrik]

I'm trying to think, oh, there was that one. One kid that. There was, like, a teenager that came up to, like, the gate camera and, like, was giving, like, a whole presentation to the camera. And David was like. And we saw him on the camera, but obviously he's a stranger, not gonna let him in the house. But David was like, oh, like, he looks like he, like, actually has something, like, interesting to share. Like, should we let him in? I was like, no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Was he holding something or what was it?

[David Dobrik]

I don't remember.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I remember he was like, kept apologizing to the camera. He's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Not that this. Not that this will give you any brownie points. So do not come into the house. Start saying sorry. You're like, genuinely, do not. Please do not come to the house. It's like the worst. And it's the worst mood you're gonna see any of us in. So it's really.

[David Dobrik]

God, I get so. I like, turn. I, like, get so mad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Natalie gets so fucking caring.

[David Dobrik]

It's, like, so embarrassing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. I have to tell her. Calm down.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Because. Because it's, like, low key. It just gives me the ick. Her protecting me.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God, the amount of things that literally, I think every other.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I love using that word and I love saying that she gives me the ick, even though I'm not attracted to her. So I don't know why I would.

[Jason Nash]

Say, what gives you the ick?

[David Dobrik]

Everything. Like, everything. Not everything, but I'll, like, do something. Like, what did I do the other day in the car? And you're like, o my God, Natalie just gave me such an ick. And I was like, ew, I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But every other day there's something.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I'll, like, eat something in a weird way. And he's like, oh, that was such a. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what did I do?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's less specific than you eat it.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, no, I, like, there was like. I don't know, like, my stomach gurgled or something in the car, like a weird way. And he was like, ew, that was such an ick. I was like, I'm sorry.

[Jason Nash]

I can't help it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to my co host, Jason Nash, for being here. Go check him out on all his socials. Please DM me for more views related questions. Not views related, but just your life related questions. Of anything we can help you out with. I read all my DMs on Instagram. Also looking for a girlfriend, so that would be the place to DM me, let me know. And if you've made it a real.

[Jason Nash]

Girlfriend, not an AI girlfriend, if you've.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Made it this far in the podcast, that means that you're into me enough to possibly go on a date with me. So let me know.

[Jason Nash]

Would you date a fan?

[Natalie Mariduena]

DM Me? I mean, Yeah. I would only date a fan, right? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know why that's a bad thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. If you don't. If you're not. If you're not a fan of what I do, you're gonna hate me 24 7.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're gonna be like, oh, man, this guy's just like his podcast, he sucks.