Buying a New House

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: Buying a New House
Release Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively installment of VIEWS, David Dobrik shares his excitement—and anxiety—about making an offer on a new house, one he’s eyed for years and envisions as a hub for creative projects. The conversation meanders through house-hunting stress, potential apocalypse scenarios, self-sabotage, lost vlog footage, dark medieval history TikTok, proposals, and humorous honesty about relationships. Natalie, ever the grounded counterpoint, keeps David in line while sharing her own perspective. Jason brings both comic relief and sincere reflection, as the trio riff on everything from zombie survival to who’s a “10 out of 10.” The episode balances David’s signature hyperactive energy with moments of candid self-examination and plenty of classic group banter.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. David’s New House Offer & Vision for the Future

• [01:09] David reveals he’s put an offer in on a new house, describing it as a total project he’s wanted for years, and potentially the foundation for a new video series.
  • “We put an offer in on a new house.” – David [01:09]
• Jason and Natalie weigh in, asking if he’ll follow through if the offer is accepted. David says yes, and Natalie notes, “It’s the only thing he’s been excited about for, like, honestly, all year.” [02:42]
• David envisions turning the house into an “entertaining mecca” with themed spaces sponsored by brands—a Microsoft editing studio, a Celsius pickleball center, etc.
  • “Every episode is going to be a new room that we're renovating... everything really, really cool.” – David [03:03]

2. Movie Chat & Social Influence

• The group discusses “Voicemails to Isabel” after Natalie recommends it. David admits he almost skipped it due to negative TikTok reviews but ended up loving the film after watching it himself.
  • “I spent the entire movie slowly convincing myself that the guy was wrong…Once I got to the end, I was like, yeah, this movie is incredible.” – David [04:36]

3. Hypothetical Apocalypse and Humanity’s Limitations

• David sparks a deep (and comically dark) conversation about apocalypse scenarios and humanity’s ability to rebuild from scratch.
  • “Isn't that crazy that, like, if everything was wiped out, I wouldn't be able to bring us back?” – David [08:02]
• Jason jokes about opting out rather than try to rebuild, while Natalie asserts she has “great survival instinct.” [09:49]
• The group debates zombie apocalypse responses—fight, flee, or end things quickly?

4. On Being Called a Nerd & Movie Rewatching

• Jason shares that Jonah recently called David a nerd, leading to jokes about David’s love for rewatching Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean. ([10:36]–[11:18])
• They reminisce about watching “Jumanji,” and Natalie’s comments influence everyone’s mood, sparking an aside about how much sway she has on David.

5. Natalie’s Mind Control on David

• David admits Natalie’s opinions can genuinely sway his own feelings on houses, relationships, and even food. Natalie reveals she sometimes uses this to quiet David’s repetitive overthinking about relationships.
  • “She's really good at, like, she could convince me that I'm in love with a girl.” – David [12:35]

6. Self-Sabotage and the Comfort Trap

• David discusses feeling motivated at industry events only to revert to comfort and ease once home, identifying it as a form of self-sabotage that limits his professional drive.
  • “Comfort's the enemy of, like, progress. Right? And I'm like—and I'm fucking in bed with comfort.” – David [16:25]

7. Vlog Woes: The Lost SD Card

• For the first time in his career, David has genuinely lost an SD card containing crucial vlog footage, sending him into a tailspin and forcing the group to ponder how to salvage the content.
  • “I've made 800 videos. Right. Like, never have lost an SD card… but this is dead ass. We have lost an SD card.” – David [20:04]
• Natalie calms him down with a “20-minute” compromise, successfully convincing David to enjoy a family event despite the mishap ([22:56]).

8. TikTok, Conspiracies, and Medieval Torture

• The group swaps TikTok recommendations, veering into bizarre conspiracy corners and disturbing medieval death penalty videos (e.g., execution by insects or the “eagle” torture).
  • “There’s even a crazier one. So it’s called like, the eagle or something... They pull your lungs out and drape them over the ribs.” – David [28:31]
• Jason comments on stumbling into horrifying stories and how he now avoids dark viral content.

9. Relationship Talk: Proposals & Self-Sabotage

• Jason shares both his proposals (the first involved putting a ring in the dog’s mouth; the second, a personalized screenplay), which sparks discussion about the anxiety of proposing, the meaning behind it, and the idea of “knowing” when you find the right person.
  • “When I met Naveen, she was just like, you just know right away. That’s why when I see you guys single, I’m like, you just haven’t met the person yet. You will.” – Jason [38:22]
• David and Natalie joke about why he struggles with romantic relationships, blaming his tendency to surround himself with close friends who fill so many of those roles.
  • “You have, like, all these women in your life that, like, almost do everything, right.” – David [15:03]

10. Nightlife, Cockblocking, and Self-Esteem

• The trio trades stories about running into each other at LA clubs; Natalie says David unintentionally “cockblocks” her by always being close by, reducing interest in other guys. [39:49]
• David jokes about being the best-looking guy in the club that night (“almost a 10 out of 10,” which he sheepishly retracts).
• Natalie rates David as an 8 out of 10, critiquing his lack of health habits—the group banters about what makes someone “hot” and the interplay of money, fame, and personality. ([44:00])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On ambition and self-sabotage:
  • “Comfort’s the enemy of, like, progress. Right?...And I'm fucking in bed with comfort.”
    — David [16:25]
• Reflecting on hypothetical apocalypse:
  • “Isn't that crazy that, like, if everything was wiped out, I wouldn't be able to bring us back?”
    — David [08:02]
• Natalie’s “mind control”:
  • “She could convince me that I'm in love with a girl.”
    — David [12:35]
• David joking about their club night:
  • “I was almost a 10 out of 10 there.”
    — David [41:59]
• On TikTok conspiracies:
  • “I’m on the side of TikTok, which I fucking hate. I finish the video every time. It’s medieval death penalties.”
    — David [25:25]
• Jason on finding love:
  • “The least you look for it, the better...once you let go of that, when you’re just like, stop looking, you’re like, oh, okay.”
    — Jason [38:32]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:09 – David announces house offer
• 03:03 – Vision for a branded, creative house project
• 04:36–05:56 – Movie recommendations & TikTok-fueled bias
• 06:06–09:15 – Apocalypse: could the group ‘restart’ humanity?
• 10:36 – Jonah calls David a nerd/rewatching kids' movies
• 12:35–14:24 – Natalie’s influence over David’s decisions
• 16:01–16:25 – Self-sabotage and losing momentum
• 20:04–23:52 – Lost SD card drama & Natalie’s save
• 25:25–29:02 – TikTok conspiracies and medieval torture tales
• 33:01–38:51 – Proposals, relationships, and “just knowing”
• 39:49 – David and Natalie’s club run-in and “cockblocking”
• 44:00 – The “8 out of 10” ratings and group self-esteem

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Tone & Style

The episode blends hyperactive, sometimes self-deprecating humor with moments of surprising vulnerability and honesty. Banter is fast and loose, with sarcastic digs, genuine confessions, and playful bickering that’s central to the VIEWS dynamic.

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Final Takeaway

From debating life’s biggest questions (Can anyone restart civilization without YouTube tutorials?) to uncovering the tragic mystery of a lost SD card, this episode exemplifies the mix of chaos, camaraderie, and oversharing that makes VIEWS a staple for fans. David’s journey toward a new house promises more vlogs, more projects, and more stories—assuming Natalie can keep signing his paperwork and Jason keeps grounding the existential spirals with comic relief.

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Movie Recommendation of the Day:

• The Imitation Game (suggested by David [47:37])

Transcript

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

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[David]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with another podcast. Yay. Natalie's fostering a dog, so if she feels distracted, oh, it's because little Louie's

[Jason]

here and he's focusing off of you.

[David]

I hate it.

[Jason]

It's ridiculous. I can't believe that there's a second. But we're not all thinking about you.

[David]

I know. I know.

[Jason]

It's.

[David]

It's.

[Jason]

It's rude.

[David]

It's not right.

[Jason]

It's truly something that I walked in and was the first thing I thought of.

[David]

I have so much to talk about today. I don't even know where to, like, start.

[Jason]

Where do you want to start?

[David]

Okay. Guess what I just did.

[Natalie]

What?

[David]

We put an offer in on a new house.

[Jason]

No way.

[David]

That crazy to move. Yeah.

[Jason]

Where is going?

[David]

This is going to be one of those things.

[Natalie]

I wish we were leaving the state, bro.

[David]

This is going to be one of those things you're going to hear on the podcast.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

And you won't see it for three, four years in the vlog or you'll never see it. If our offer doesn't get accepted.

[Jason]

If the offer gets accepted, are you gonna do it?

[David]

Yes.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I guess if you make an offer, you have to do it, right?

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Yeah. So we leave this house for another one. What could beat this is what you're asking, right, Jay?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Is this the house that you were talking about the other day?

[David]

I've been talking about it for two years.

[Jason]

Oh.

[David]

Yeah. And I really want it. And it's a complete project. The entire thing is a project. And I want to turn into a video series. I want to like. This would be like the perfect build out.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

And everything would be exactly how I want it. 100 like, not saying there's anything wrong with this, but this house is better for what we do for work.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

So this New house would just allow us to do work better, if that makes sense.

[Natalie]

It's like an entertaining mecca.

[David]

So we can hold dinners. We'd be able to hold, like, fun events without bothering anybody, like, in the neighborhood.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Which is really big.

[Natalie]

It's very.

[Jason]

No dining room here.

[David]

No dining room either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is. Yeah. So. Yeah. But this is. This is a long shot. You may not even hear me ever talk about it because they're all for. I don't know. You know, you never know. I was going to bring it up, but I'm just, like, super excited, and that's all I can think about, so.

[Jason]

Wow.

[Natalie]

The only thing he's been excited about for, like, honestly, all year. Yeah. Or multiple years, I guess. Yeah.

[David]

Like, this is, like, when people ask me what you're working on next year. I fucking hate that question. I get that all the time. I'm gonna say this house, like, once it happens. Cause I'm gonna. And I'm not like. And I'm not just, like. I'm not just saying it's going to be great for work just to, like, give myself an excuse to get it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, it will be a proper project. Like, I want to do a full video series of. Of like, every episode is going to be a new room that we're renovating. And just like. And every room will be like. Like my Price Picks gym here. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'm gonna have a brand come in and be like, this is the Microsoft editing studio bay. And it'll look like something out of Spaceship. Like, everything really, really cool. Like, this is the Pickleball center by Celsius. Celsius.

[Jason]

What part of town is it in?

[David]

I don't want to say, but it's in a good spot. It's in a good spot. I just don't want to say it because I don't want people.

[Jason]

San Jose.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

San Diego, Sacramento.

[David]

But, yeah, that's all. I was watching a movie that I also want to talk to you guys about, which what is the movie I

[Natalie]

suggested for both of you to watch this week?

[David]

Oh, you gave that to Jason, too?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Voice. Voice from Isabelle.

[Natalie]

Yes, you will.

[Jason]

Did you watch it?

[David]

Yeah. It's really good.

[Jason]

It was really good. And it was like a chick flick, too, so I was surprised.

[David]

I love chick flicks.

[Jason]

I know you do.

[David]

Zoey Deutsch is really good.

[Jason]

She's great.

[David]

That was the role for Zoey Deutch.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

She fit the bill perfectly.

[Jason]

The writing is really good for that character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like she'd be good at anything, but.

[David]

And that writing was really good. Cause it's, like, so tough to pull that quirky fun off. But they were like, really? They were like. They made fun of the fact that they were being quirky too. Do you. I mean, yeah, just like. I don't know. It was just like. It was. I thought it was. I thought it was really good. And my first impression of voicemails to Isabel was I saw a ticked. And like, Natalie brought it up and I was like, I don't want to watch it. And then the first thing I got on my TikTok feed was this guy completely shitting on it.

[Jason]

What do you say?

[David]

He's like, this movie fudgeing sucks. He, like, tore apart a scene and he had some good points. Whatever. But then I watched it with the mindset that this movie sucks because of this. And so, like, I spent the entire movie slowly convincing myself that the guy was wrong. Right. And I hate that. I hated that. Because if I. If I just went into it in a positive mindset, I would have, like, loved it from the beginning. But once I got to the end, I was like, yeah, this movie is incredible. It's really good. But that's not what I want to talk about. It's watching an apocalypse movie where basically everyone dies at the end. Yeah. And like, a couple people get to restart the Earth.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And. Which is kind of crazy to think about because there's a bunch of conspiracy theories that the Earth has restarted multiple times. But, like, we've come from Mars, and I never really understood that. Cause I'm like, how can you restart. Like, why would people forget everything? But then I was thinking, let's say there's a comet that's heading towards Earth. Right? And for some reason, whoever's the protector is like, David, Jason, John, Natalie, Julia, Alex, everyone that lives at the house, Taylor, Zane, Scott, I don't fucking know, whoever, Heath, you guys are all good. You guys will be the only people to, like, carry on the lineage of humans.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay, so, like, now we'll have to reproduce and all that, blah, blah, blah. But, like, we're gonna start, like, obviously.

[Natalie]

Of course we'll have to all sleep

[David]

with each other all the fuck. But now we're all gonna. Now we're starting at ground zero, right? The Earth is in ashes.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But now what do we do? Cuz, like, we know everything. Like, I know, like, well, we need a cell phone, but, like, none of us will ever be able to make that all the books are gone. Everything. Like, we, you know, I mean, sure,

[Jason]

sure, we're completely lucky. We get fire.

[David]

We. Exactly.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Is that not scary to think about?

[Natalie]

Like, if an apocalypse happened and was dependent on humanity, Dependent on us?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's fucking terrifying.

[David]

No, no, but I've always thought about it.

[Jason]

A sick video.

[David]

I've always thought about it as, like,

[Natalie]

for the five of us to watch for the rest of time.

[David]

I don't know. But I've always thought about, like, the. Whatever humans having to restart, like, well, it'll be easy because we all. We already know. We need red lights, we need traffic lights, we need stop signs, we need laws, we need regulations, we need cops, we need prisons, we need hospitals.

[Jason]

But aren't you thinking a lot more locally at that point?

[Natalie]

Yeah. You're not even there. You're not even establishing society.

[Jason]

You're not even building roads yet.

[David]

I know. We're not there. Yeah, but then what am I teach my fucking kids. I'm like, how to survive, how to find water. Exactly.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But then I'm also like, I need to plant seeds of there being poss. Like, I have to. Now I'm a caveman drawing a cell phone. I'm drawing a cell phone. I'm like, this is what we're gonna make. And now it's gonna take, what, another a thousand years, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000 years to make it again.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, or. Or yeah, or what?

[David]

That's all you guys have to say?

[Jason]

Do you have access to chat? Gbt? What, like our computers working and stuff?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

What are you.

[Jason]

There's nothing.

[David]

The whole point.

[Jason]

No, I'm asking.

[Natalie]

The planet was wiped out.

[David]

We went under.

[Jason]

Everything's wiped out.

[David]

It's just grass and animals.

[Natalie]

Is there what, the animals survive?

[Jason]

Other structures?

[David]

No, no. Everything's gone, Jay.

[Jason]

Okay, so we're just standing in a dirt field, the seven of us.

[David]

Yeah. With animals. We have to hunt and shit.

[Natalie]

What's your animals?

[David]

I don't know.

[Jason]

Don't get mad at me.

[David]

Fuck you guys. Genuinely fuck you.

[Jason]

I'm literally going down your. Your insane fucking road. And you're like, are you not listening? I'm like, I'm trying to. I'm trying to play along.

[David]

Well, my point is, isn't that crazy that, like, if everything was wiped out, I wouldn't be able to bring us back?

[Jason]

Oh, that's your point?

[David]

Nobody. None of us would.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I mean, for number one, step, number one, everything being wiped out is just crazy, period.

[David]

Okay?

[Natalie]

I don't think There's a single human on this planet that's going to be able to just like.

[David]

I never thought about it like that. Like, when you watch apocalypse movies, they're always like, okay, we need 10 people from each science, right? And we need, we need, we need young people, we need old people.

[Jason]

This is about you coming to grips with your limitations. In other words, in your mind you feel as if you could do anything and you're. You're a God. But in this scenario, you finally coming across something where you're like, man, I wouldn't be able to do anything. That's what's going on, right?

[David]

No, like in my mind, if there's like a Noah's Ark type situation where there's like a thousand of us and then maybe something happens and 900 of those thousand get hurt and killed.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And now there's only a hundred of us.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That's not good news. Like that is still full blown. We have to restart everything. We don't have light, Jay.

[Jason]

Okay, we don't have light.

[David]

We have to carve shit out of wood. Why is this not bothering you, dude?

[Jason]

Because if an apocalypse really came to, if it really came down to that, I'd probably just, you know, peace out.

[David]

Oh, so we don't even have views. So now we're down to like seven.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'd probably peace out.

[David]

Really.

[Jason]

Pretty much. I mean, to sit around with you in the dark and listen to you absolutely fucking make the apocalypse all about you. How? You can't do anything and listen to that.

[David]

No, I'm saying we can't do anything.

[Jason]

Well, you don't know what Natalie could do.

[Natalie]

I have great survival instinct.

[David]

Yeah, but that's the thing is we're just gonna be fucking.

[Jason]

Well, hang on, hang on, hang on. I mean like, I don't know, make it a little bit easier. Give there some hope.

[Natalie]

There's no hope.

[David]

No, there's no hope. If it came back.

[Jason]

So what would you do? How would you get food?

[David]

Question. If there was a zombie apocalypse and you had a gun.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

You had all the ammo in the world, would you kill yourself or would you like, would you batten down the hatches? I've thought about this too. Zombie apocalypse. Let's say in America there's already a million people infected that are full on zombies.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That run and want to eat you and turn you into a zombie.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

What are you doing?

[Jason]

Gee, I never really thought about it.

[David]

Yeah, well, this. I don't know why you're not thinking about these things. Because There are a number of things that can happen. I know it sounds funny to you.

[Jason]

Jay Joda called you a nerd today, and it blew my mind. I was like, oh, yeah, I guess he is kind of.

[David]

Why did he call me a nerd? What a fucking asshole.

[Jason]

I said, I'm go. I said, I'm going to Dave's, and Dave's gonna be watching Pirates of the Caribbean tonight. And I was like. And it's just funny to me. Like, those guys over there, they'll, like. They'll put on Harry Potter for, like, the eighth time. And Jonah was like. Jonah's like. He's like, well, you know, James watches a lot of movies. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. But I don't think James is watching, like, Harry Potter and pirates. And then Jonah just goes, well, yeah. I mean, Dave's a nerd. He wasn't, like, being mean or anything. And I was like, oh, yeah, I guess he is.

[David]

Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.

[Jason]

You kind of, like, go in and out of being a nerd, but you are very cool.

[David]

Thanks.

[Jason]

But then at your core, you know.

[David]

Yeah. No, I got Jumanji on, actually. That's so funny.

[Natalie]

No, he was here. That's why he's making that reference.

[David]

Oh, it was like, we put on Jumanji yesterday.

[Jason]

Did you.

[David]

Did you not know?

[Jason]

No, No, I didn't know.

[David]

Yeah. He wasn't here.

[Natalie]

He wasn't here. Oh, yeah. We watched.

[David]

Natalie made a comment at the beginning of. Natalie made a comment at the beginning of Jumanji, and she goes, this is, like, a little weird and gross for me.

[Jason]

What?

[David]

And then it, like.

[Natalie]

I hate Jumanji.

[David]

And it, like, seeped into my head.

[Jason]

What's gross about Jumanji?

[David]

The old one.

[Jason]

I'd never seen it. Oh, what's gross about it?

[Natalie]

It's, like, old and cobwebby and, like, dirty and just, like, the whole, like.

[David]

It's very. It's very, like.

[Natalie]

Like, I watch it. I'm like, ugh.

[David]

It gives you kind of like, Mickey.

[Jason]

Yeah. Okay.

[David]

Shower.

[Natalie]

And it's all. It's such a classic that people are all. People rave, obviously. Love Jumanji.

[Jason]

They do.

[Natalie]

And I've never. Yeah.

[Jason]

Never say that.

[David]

I didn't feel. I didn't feel like. I didn't feel like that was a problem.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Until I kept watching, and then it was actually putting me in a weird mood. Natalie is a really. Nellie's really good at infiltrating my mind sometimes. It's really interesting. Like, she did it with this house right Like, I didn't want to buy this house. And then she goes like, this is everything you've ever wanted. And then I was like, yeah, this is everything I've ever wanted.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

She ever ruined food for you?

[David]

Have you ever ruined my food?

[Jason]

Like, you're eating something. And now he's like, that's gross.

[David]

No, but she is. She's really good at, like, she could convince me that I'm in love with a girl.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, I can. I can.

[David]

She could do that.

[Natalie]

Like, there's wild powers so far infiltrated in this, man. It's crazy.

[David]

Doesn't even know. Like, no, I'm aware of it. I just can't help it. So, like, like, yeah, like, we'll be

[Natalie]

like, I own you.

[Jason]

That's good, Powers.

[David]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Jason]

Well, like, really?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

She'll be like, you like her? You should go out with her.

[David]

Yes. So there's this girl I was talking to a really long time ago.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was just like, I'm not really feeling anymore. Like, I don't think I can do this.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And she's like, are you kidding me? She's everything you've ever wanted. She's this and this and this. You remember, right?

[Natalie]

I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. And I was like, fuck, you're right.

[Natalie]

And then he added, like, a whole crisis for, like, two weeks. He was like, two weeks? Oh, my God. I have to marry this woman.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Yes. And that's. That's. That's the girl that was, like, most recent. There was also another girl. Oh, there was also another girl where she. Natalie sent me straight back into, like, hitting, like, I didn't talk to her for, like, two years and sent me straight back into, like. I went to her house and I was like, I think we should try dating again. And she's like, are you sure you're ready this time? And I'm like, I'm ready. And then I wasn't. There's also two weeks went by, and I was like, I can't do this. I really can't do this. I can't do this.

[Natalie]

Okay, but see that. That was also the point of what I was trying to do because he. I need him to shut up sometimes. Like, he just always talking about the same thing or the same girl. And I'm like, then fucking do something about it.

[Jason]

Right?

[Natalie]

And I'm like, she is X, Y, and Z and everything in between. This is what you saying you want? Go, go, go, go.

[Jason]

And what happened when you got to the end of the two weeks you were just kind of like, I. I can't have this responsibility.

[David]

I don't know. I just, like, can't. I just can't date. I can't date a girl.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

You want a man?

[David]

I want a man. No. What? Did I say this? On the podcast, there was this, like, one girl.

[Jason]

I'm sure you said it. Whatever you're gonna say.

[David]

Yeah, basically. So there's this girl in high school that you still. No, I'm kidding. High school story. No, no, it's not a high school story. I was talking to this girl and she's like, you're. She said you're incapable of having a relationship because you have so many. Like, you have so many people around you that fit so many of the criteria that a relationship would be for.

[Jason]

You cuddle with John.

[Natalie]

That's interesting.

[David]

I think she's. I think I said this on the pod. She's like. She's like, you have a Natalie. You have a tailor.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

You have, like, all these women in your life that, like, almost do everything, right.

[Natalie]

Like, other than, like, except for the sexy child.

[David]

Except for the sexy. Which I'm still trying to convince Nat to just check that off the list for me.

[Jason]

Shit.

[David]

But I thought that was a good point. And I think that's, like, total self sabotage.

[Natalie]

Like, you are sabotaging yourself.

[David]

Everything about my life is self sabotage. Like, every. The level of yes or no.

[Jason]

Yeah, the level. I don't think so.

[David]

Well, yeah, like, you're self sabotage in a positive way.

[Natalie]

Well, like for a relationship.

[David]

No, I'm. I'm also saying, like, like, okay, so we're editing this vlog right now.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And there's a clip in it where I'm like. I'm talking to Josh Richards and I'm like, I love coming to Cannes because it makes me feel like I wanna level up every time I'm here. Like, everyone's making so much money. All these deals are being like, I talk to all these influencers, and they're starting, like, 300 companies, whatever, and they have 40 employees. And I'm like, fuck, I gotta get back. Like, I have the opportunity to do this. Like, let me do this.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

And then the second I fly back home and I get to my house, I get to my bed, I'm around my friends, I'm like, I don't wanna do any of that. I just wanna hang out. And that's like. That is part of me self sabotaging and, like, just, like, comfort and, like, the things I already have. Don't allow me. It's enemies. Comfort's the enemy of, like, progress. Right? And I'm like. And I'm fucking in bed with comfort.

[Jason]

Right?

[David]

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[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

This week. Incredible. To see the Bon Jovi concert.

[Jason]

Where's the concert?

[David]

With my mom.

[Natalie]

Madison Square Garden.

[Jason]

Nsg.

[David]

Yeah. These are the tickets Bon Jovi gave us.

[Jason]

Do you think you'll get to see John?

[David]

Yeah, it's going to be really exciting. I don't know if we'll see him again, but I don't even think my mom could handle seeing him again. I think that was, like. I think that was enough. But, like, just. We're going to be in New York for. For, like, two days. No, Tay's coming, and my sisters live there.

[Jason]

Oh, nice.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So five of you go to the show?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

It's gonna be fun. I was. I was gonna go without Tay, but then I got really scared because now he's like, you have to go to Will call

[Natalie]

preparing him. Like, he's gonna have to come.

[David]

And I go, how. How does that. How do I do that?

[Natalie]

He hasn't.

[David]

Like, I'm kidding. I wanted Taylor to come, but, like, that was a big reason.

[Natalie]

Well, he needs help.

[David]

He's 80% of it.

[Natalie]

This is like, I haven't gone. Like, I feel like I go everywhere with him, and I take care of every detail.

[David]

Sure.

[Natalie]

And this is, like, kind of the first trip where, like, I'm not in a long time, where I'm not gonna be there. And I was like. Just so you understand, like, when you arrive, you're gonna have to get your own vehicle for you and your family. You're gonna have to check yourself into the hotel you're gonna have to go to. Will call and get your concert tickets,

[David]

which I could do.

[Natalie]

No, you're capable. It's just, like, I didn't want you to be caught off guard.

[David]

Matt, I'm outside. Where's the car?

[Jason]

Well, that's what Tay will do.

[David]

Yeah. And also, I wanted to, like, film this. That's why I wanted to film Bon Jovi. So I was like, I don't want to worry about reading Scan the minute. No.

[Natalie]

And he also, like, I feel like you haven't taken a trip with, like, just you and your family and not had, like, some sort of friend there in a while either. So I was like, you should probably have, like, somebody there, so you would

[David]

think that that would be backwards. Oh, you mean I've. It's just been me and my family.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Where it's just you and your family and none of your friends or any of us have been there with you.

[David]

Yeah. No, I think it'll help. I think it helps a lot and allows me to just be less stressed.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

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[David]

Okay. The vlog. Yeah, I don't know when that's coming. Sucks. Oh, so this is the first time this has ever happened to me in vlogging history. We lost an SD card. Yeah. Which is what? And I made 800 videos. Right. Like, never have lost an SD card. May have said I've lost an SD card for, like, the podcast just to, like, cover my own ass for, like, not posting a week, but this is dead ass. We have lost an SD card.

[Jason]

You've never lost an SD card. I feel like.

[David]

I feel like, not, like, not prior

[Natalie]

to posting or uploading the footage or.

[David]

Yeah. Like, not like. Yeah. Like, if I'm, like, looking for the raw footage of something.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David]

Thousand percent.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

Like, I've always gotten the footage off the card onto my computer and edited

[Jason]

what was on there.

[David]

It was so we're fire heat. Yeah. It was actually really good stuff.

[Jason]

What was it?

[David]

We were. So we're filming, like, a business vlog.

[Jason]

Oh, the business vlog.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It sounds like you're covering your ass.

[David]

No, I swear to God.

[Jason]

Sounds like you shot the business vlog. You didn't like it.

[Natalie]

No. So we have the business vlog, but there's portions of it that are missing.

[David]

That which was the whole beginning. We shot for an hour at my house when. When. When the whole. You know, when we had everything in Price Picks themed.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Everything was. The next day, there was another Price Picks party.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

So, like, all the influencers were back.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Everyone was being funny. Like, you had Sugar Sean back. Sarah, Safaree, Natalie. What?

[Natalie]

Gianni was there.

[David]

Gianni was there. Everybody was there. And, like, all of our employees. So, like, like, Brooke was there, Hallie was there, and Charlie was there, and I was shooting with everyone.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And there was, like, John, Taylor, Natalie.

[David]

Everyone was there. Everyone was being funny, complaining about each other. That worked. And it was also, like, such a good, like, beginning to the. To the work vlog. Cause you got to see everybody and what they do and everything. And then Natalie was getting a blowout, so we were. We were late for our flight.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

And everyone was being really. It was.

[Natalie]

Everyone was. Everyone was doing their job, like, perfectly in character.

[David]

Yeah. It was really funny. And there was actual things that were going. Like there was a mess. John was supposed to clear the alleyway, and we went to the alleyway and it was. You could not step foot in it. And all the three girls, Charlie, Brooke, and Halle, were, like, tattletailing on him.

[Jason]

So, like, where's the card?

[David]

We don't know.

[Jason]

Like, it never made it to the editor.

[David]

We have. Yeah. We have no idea where the card is.

[Natalie]

So.

[David]

So when we open the footage, it's. It starts in the car. And there was a moment where scan had to change the card out.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Because the. The first one was full. So he changed it. And then it starts on just us in the car going to the airport.

[Jason]

Where did he change the card?

[David]

We don't know. We don't. We don't know where it went.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

We don't know if it. We have no idea.

[Natalie]

It's been days of, like, tearing this house apart. We've. We've had 50 SD cards that we have now newly found that we've, like.

[David]

I surprised my ticket, My tickets. I surprised my brother with tickets to the World Cup. Yeah. And like, I was.

[Jason]

And that's on there?

[Natalie]

No, no, no, we have that. But in that moment was when David realized we don't have this SD card. So we were, like, supposed to go to the, you know, going to the World Cup.

[David]

My brother was still sleeping upstairs. And it was the morning after we found out about the SD car. I'm, like, going through the house, like, fucking livid. And I'm like, I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going.

[Jason]

Not going where? To World Cup.

[David]

I was, like, losing. I was losing my mind.

[Jason]

How was World Cup?

[Natalie]

And guess who talked him off a ledge because I'm so deep in this motherfucker's head.

[David]

You did.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David]

What did you say?

[Natalie]

I said, listen, this is such a. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Toby's gonna be so excited. We're just gonna go for 20 minutes or 30 minutes.

[David]

You said, we'll go for 20 minutes. And then I was like, okay, you're right. We should go.

[Natalie]

He was like, okay, I can.

[David]

Then I got there, I was.

[Natalie]

And I was like, obviously he's gonna fucking say the whole time.

[David]

That was really stupid. But the second she said, we'll only be there for 20 minutes, I, like, literally dropped being angry, and I was like, okay, yeah, that makes sense. So I don't know what to do now. This vlog's half complete. It's really ruined my vibe.

[Jason]

Start in the car.

[David]

It's not go. Huh?

[Jason]

Start in the car.

[David]

No, it doesn't start. You don't. Our editors. We have two editors working on it. Yeah, we're texting us. Like, this doesn't make sense. I. We don't know what we're editing. Oh, because all of the beginning was the perfect. I can't explain it to you. Like, the perfect setup for the whole video. So, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know when that's going to go up or where it's going to go up. I may need another week to figure out what this vlog is, but.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

So. I'm sorry about that, everybody.

[Jason]

Well, at least we're not in an apocalypse.

[David]

Well, we would be there too, but. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Imagine I lose my SD card and then the apocalypse happens. Wait, you didn't answer my zombie question. There's a million people infected. You have a gun. Are you holding down the house? Are you killing yourself?

[Jason]

I try to live. Yeah.

[David]

Okay. But then when the zombies got closer.

[Jason]

I'm just gonna be a zombie.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Natalie]

You're gonna zombie.

[David]

You're gonna let them fucking eat you?

[Jason]

What would you do?

[David]

You'd shoot yourself, right?

[Natalie]

Yeah. You. Before you. Yeah. You could.

[David]

Before they start nibbling on you 100%.

[Jason]

I'm just asking. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Obviously you have.

[David]

Yeah. Well, I think you kill yourself. I think about all apocalyptic situations because something's going to happen, right?

[Jason]

No.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

What are you saying?

[Jason]

I don't know. What side of TikTok are you on?

[David]

Bad one.

[Jason]

Yeah. You don't want to be careful. I got on a bad one last night.

[David]

Getting.

[Jason]

I'm getting. I got really bad. Like, nothing's real and.

[David]

Oh, Natalie would hate that.

[Jason]

And we're just like. Yeah. All the simulation and.

[Natalie]

Oof.

[Jason]

And Oliver Tree is not dead and.

[David]

Oh, yeah. I've been getting a lot of those.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Of him outside the. The Arctic Circle.

[Jason]

I haven't seen that.

[David]

So, I mean, this is like an. People think that Antarctica is just an ice wall.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And behind it is, like 10 Earths, like, amount of land.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And there's, like, videos of Oliver Tree. Like, outside of it. He was just vlogging. But, like, people like, putting conspiracy theories. But I'm. I'm on the side of TikTok, which I fucking hate.

[Natalie]

And I.

[David]

And I finish it. I finish the video every time. It's medieval death penalties. Oh, dude. Have you. Have you gotten those?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

Oh, my God. Okay, let me tell you, because this is crazy. There's.

[Jason]

Isn't it funny that there's, like, so many things in life that there's no possible fucking way that I'm on that side of TikTok. Like, you could say Cornish game and. Are you on Cornish game and preparation TikTok.

[David]

I don't know what that is.

[Jason]

It's like. It's a type of food. It's a. It's a. It's a chicken.

[David]

No. No.

[Jason]

Basically. But, like, there's no way I'm on that side of life because that side of TikTok.

[Natalie]

Because.

[David]

But this is like. This popped up in everybody's. I wasn't looking up death penalties. And then I got this one.

[Jason]

Okay. Medieval death penalty.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So they would kill people in the Middle Ages.

[David]

So one. One was. And this is kind of crazy. So they're all crazy. What am I saying? One was. They put you in a coffin. This was a guy who, like, killed another person's father or something. Like killed a prince on accident or something. So he was put in a coffin with just his head out and just his arms and legs. And then they fed him honey and milk in this coffin. So it's not like coffin, it's like a boat. And then on top of it is another boat, so it's floating in the water. And they fed him honey and milk. Okay, so he has. His stomach would get upset and he. Diarrhea, like, all inside this boat. And then at the same time, they would lather him up there. Huh?

[Jason]

And that's it.

[David]

No. And he got diarrhea at the same time. They would lather him up from. From his heads or from his legs to his hands in honey. And then they push him into a swampy area and he'd stay there. And then all these insects, beetles, mosquitoes, larvae, would start to form inside and start to eat him from the inside. And every day they would come back and make sure he's not dead and once again, feed him honey and milk. This went on for 17 days. Oh, he was just in the swamp being covered and being eaten alive by insects. And then when they took off the boat and they, like, uncovered his body, there's no part of his body was left. The moment he died, like, they. These insects literally ate through him.

[Natalie]

And, like, what do we feel like was the point of that?

[David]

Like, what I was in, it's like a car crash, right? Like, I don't want to look at it.

[Jason]

Today's sponsor is. Well, that is the grim thing I've heard in a long time.

[Natalie]

Like. Like, I understand. I.

[David]

There's even a crazier one. So it's called like, the eagle or something. And so another guy, very specific situation. Basically, they, like, they put you down on your front and then they cut you.

[Natalie]

Or.

[David]

Actually, I don't know how this works. Oh, it's your back. Yeah. They put you on your stomach and then they cut down your back. And then one by one, they take your ribs and they. They twist them so they stick out like wings, like of a bird. And then to complete the wing of the bird. This is all.

[Natalie]

How are you still alive during this?

[David]

Yeah, this is why you're alive. They do it one by one and they keep you alive. They make sure you're alive. And then this is the.

[Natalie]

Make sure you live. How you end up bleeding.

[David]

This is the moment you die. They pull your lung out, they pull your lungs out, and they drape your lungs over the ribs to make. To give you, like, the wing aspect of the. It's fucking crazy.

[Natalie]

Do you think someone's actually doing this?

[David]

That's what one of the comments was. Like, someone was like, there's no fucking way this was actually happening.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, why? Why would they do that?

[David]

Like, I don't know, Nat, because I genuinely. Because I think people were fucking bored. I mean, do you ever have somebody tell you it's just fire, right? Like, they had fire water and fucking.

[Jason]

Did you ever have somebody tell you something, like, so awful and you just, like, don't want to hear it?

[David]

Was that it?

[Jason]

No, that's okay. That's okay. Because that was in, like, the Middle ages. But, like, someone told me a story the other day.

[David]

Oh, you're about to give us one?

[Jason]

Yeah. I won't go into it, but someone was telling me the story the other day about this. These kids in Ohio, it was like, 19 kids that never went to school, and they were all. They were kept in a cave and they chopped their fingers off and they did all these horrible. Wait, wait, who.

[David]

Who kept them in a cave?

[Jason]

Their mom and dad.

[David]

Oh, my Lord Jesus.

[Jason]

And. And so they found these kids now that have been. Never been to school, never been to, like, they lived on vegetable oil. And just, like, when someone tells me a story like that, I'm just like, I don't want to hear it.

[Natalie]

Like, I.

[Jason]

This is. I don't want to hear it.

[David]

Yeah, but how do they tell you?

[Jason]

Why don't you just come going. It's like, it's a.

[David]

Why did you stop?

[Jason]

Huh?

[David]

Every time someone tells me a story. That's horrifying. I.

[Jason]

What do you do? Yeah, what do you do?

[David]

Well, I have to hear it.

[Jason]

You have to hear it.

[David]

The one thing I don't do anymore that I used to do as a kid. Not used to. I did, like, two or three times was. I think every kid did this, though, when there's, like, Live Leak videos.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I think everyone has seen, like, one or two videos very early on. I found out that I'm just not capable of. I don't click on any. I don't care what the video is titled. Like, my.

[Jason]

Yeah. I made myself watch a beheading video once.

[David]

It's. It's the worst.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

My interest never peaks to that anymore. Ever.

[Jason]

No, me neither. If I'm watching an Instagram video and someone jumps off a building onto another building. Yeah.

[David]

Oh, sorry. Like, parkour.

[Jason]

Even parkour. I skip that. I can't watch. I'm like, if he falls, I don't want to see it.

[David]

No, no, no.

[Jason]

No, I go right by it.

[David]

I skip anything. Where people are on skyscrapers now, too. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. What'd you think of that couple that was on skyscraper? You like. You like that? Well, is that romantic?

[David]

A little.

[Jason]

Did a little romantic and you come out. Yes.

[Natalie]

It was so romantic. I was driving. Wait. I had my Uber driver the other night. It was like three in the morning. I'm coming home, like, I'm drunk from, like, the bar, club or whatever.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And my Uber driver is like, it's just me and him. And he's like, did you see the couple on the. That did the skyscraper thing? And I was like. I was like, yeah, yeah, I saw it. And he was like, would you ever do something so romantic for your partner?

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

Your Uber driver said that at 3 in the morning. Just him. And I was like, brother, I'm just trying to get home.

[Jason]

You got to get that female Uber.

[David]

Yeah. You got to get the woman only.

[Natalie]

I know it was.

[David]

That's fucking. Or just run home. Yeah, that shit's crazy. My Uber driver said at 3am Would you ever do that for a lover?

[Natalie]

He was like, ask me very romantic questions.

[David]

And I was like, were you into him at all?

[Natalie]

No, no. He was like an older, like, European driver, man.

[David]

Okay, maybe. Maybe he, like, meant was coming at it, like, in a fatherly way. That European accent can be very confusing sometimes. The Europeans. It's just very tough. It's like, are you being aggressive or are you being loving? But yeah. Yeah. So that's. I think. I think it was cute. It didn't, like. It didn't open anything in me because I.

[Jason]

It didn't.

[David]

No. It's fucking so terrifying. Are you nuts? Like, I wasn't, like. I wasn't, like, jealous. Have you seen that proposal that man did where he's in the movie theater with his wife and a Disney cartoon is playing?

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David]

And she's the princess in the Disney cartoon, and she gets proposed to by Prince Charming that's also animated to look like him. And then he proposes.

[Jason]

This was in a movie theater.

[David]

In a movie theater. They think they're going to see another movie.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

They're sitting front row, and then she sees this. She realizes. She looks at him, then he proposes, and then everyone that's behind them are

[Natalie]

her friends and family.

[Jason]

She didn't know that it was friends and family behind her. Wow.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It's crazy. Crazy. They got them all in the theater.

[David]

But that was a proposal where I was like, it's pretty good. This is right up my Alley. I love this one.

[Natalie]

Kill that.

[David]

It's really hard to come up with

[Natalie]

proposals that are, like, unique and not, like, cheesy.

[David]

Did you go big the first time when you proposed? Jay, what proposal is more important to you? The first or second? What kind of question is that?

[Jason]

Let's see. How do I answer this? What would be the right answer? First time?

[David]

Yeah. How'd you do the first time?

[Jason]

Put it in the dog. The dog's mouth.

[Natalie]

No, you didn't.

[David]

Oh, wait, you said this.

[Jason]

Ringing. The dog's mouth. Second time.

[David]

That's how you asked me to the

[Natalie]

dance when I was fucking 13.

[David]

Wait, you put the ring. Explain that one more time.

[Jason]

We had this dog that we both

[David]

love a lot, and you tried poisoning.

[Jason]

Special. This dog was special.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God. David, when we get married, are you gonna.

[David]

When we get married, don't throw shit like that.

[Jason]

We're gonna bring latte into it, man.

[David]

No, no, no.

[Jason]

You really gotta keep your guard up, David.

[David]

No, she couldn't do that part.

[Jason]

Are you sure?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

If she was like, I haven't tried yet, brother.

[Jason]

Because you've been to 35 countries in the last two years.

[Natalie]

She's doing a pretty good job.

[David]

That's really funny. Yeah. No, no, no. I think I'm.

[Natalie]

You feel strongly about that one.

[David]

The ship has sailed on that, Nat. You had a chance in high school. Genuinely, you had such a good chance, but.

[Jason]

So if she had made the move in school, you'd still be with her?

[David]

I would have had sex with her in high school. You would have.

[Natalie]

Lucky me.

[Jason]

Wow.

[Natalie]

Dorky. You would have lasted.

[David]

No, you don't.

[Jason]

You think you would have right away. Came right away. Maybe even in your pants.

[David]

I was so turned on. Oh, no.

[Jason]

How long would you have lasted?

[David]

Well, I used to think that.

[Jason]

No, no, no, no, no, no. How long would you have lasted with Natalie in high school?

[Natalie]

Not long.

[David]

I never had a problem with, like, last year.

[Jason]

All right.

[David]

Yeah. It's only happened to me once. Okay, big guy. No, I'm sorry.

[Jason]

I want an honest answer.

[David]

This is honest.

[Jason]

Good.

[David]

It happened to me once, and I. And I said, I'm sorry. This never happens. And I was like. And I actually mean it. I promise, this is the only time this has ever happened.

[Jason]

Did you see that scene in voicemails and it's about the guy came in his pants?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

That was weird.

[Jason]

That was weird.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I thought that was so funny.

[Jason]

It was funny, actually, but it was very. Like, what I thought.

[David]

I thought me.

[Jason]

I backed it up to make sure I Saw what I saw.

[David]

Like, you replayed it?

[Jason]

Yeah, I was like. I wanted to see. Because I've been into acting lately. I was like, I want to see

[David]

how this guy Stick was on it. I used to think. Because I talked about this guy before, this guy Woody's gamertag, remember?

[Jason]

Yep.

[David]

Yeah, he used to talk. A lot of kids would email him about, like, sexual help. Cause he was like a dad. So I'm gonna hook up with my first girl. What do I do? And his whole tip was to not ejaculate quickly. You'd, like, have to say the ABCs or count in your head. So I used to think it was gonna be a big, big part of my life was gonna be. How do I figure out not to, like, finish quickly?

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

So. But I don't think it ever was.

[Jason]

But, yeah, I used to struggle with it.

[Natalie]

Do you feel like you had a lot of opportunities at the young age in high school that you were like, that you.

[David]

Yeah, I think I. Like, in, like, how many times did I have sex in high school? Yeah, fuck, once.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

But like, it wasn't a problem immediately. Do you know what I mean? Because I get so nervous, and my nervous instinct isn't to go there. I just get, like. It's actually harder to do it because I'm so nervous. You know, it's like being pee shy. It's harder. Harder to pee than not to pee.

[Jason]

And now you probably can't come at all.

[David]

Exactly. That's kind of what I'm trying to get at. But I'm not trying to say all those words.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you're hard.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Let's just change. Let's just.

[David]

No, I have that problem. You know what's crazy? My parents listen to this.

[Natalie]

Oh, really? My parents do, too.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah. My parents watching Snapchats.

[Jason]

Why you have to talk.

[Natalie]

Cool it down.

[Jason]

Coming in your pants. Why do you have to talk about coming in your pants?

[David]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

That is actually exactly what his mom says. Please.

[David]

It's not good.

[Jason]

It's nasty.

[Natalie]

It's not.

[Jason]

You guys are better than that.

[David]

Yeah, okay. Right, right. But you would have.

[Jason]

What did he say?

[Natalie]

That's what you want to get at? Yeah, for sure. No, I was just. I was waiting for you to just make the move.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

Wait, wait. I missed that. What?

[David]

She's making a joke. What was. Well, wait. You put the dog in the. You put the ring in the mouth.

[Jason]

Yeah, the box.

[David]

Oh, and you were like. Shelly.

[Jason]

Yeah, Shelly. Where was it?

[David]

What was the vibe? Were you nervous?

[Jason]

No. I wasn't nervous.

[David]

Was it like.

[Jason]

I mean, like, if you. If you think the girl's gonna say no, I mean, don't ask.

[David]

Okay. But that's not why you're nervous.

[Natalie]

Yeah. You're just nervous because it's like, it's happening.

[David]

You're nervous because I'm not nervous. I don't get such. She's not a lover.

[Jason]

No, I am.

[David]

He's just like, let's get it over so our taxes can be together.

[Jason]

No, I. For. When I was. For Naveen, I thought that was pretty romantic. I wrote a screenplay and had her read it. Oh, yeah, because she had written a little. We went to Babylon and the guy was. There was a guy typing. It was the premiere for a movie called Babylon. And the guy would type out a little scene for you. So she wrote me one and it was really nice. And then a week later, I wrote her one and I said, oh, we have a little scene. And we read the scene.

[David]

And you acted it out?

[Jason]

Yeah, we acted. It's the. It's a five page scene. It's me and Naveen as the characters. And then at the end it said, you know, will you marry me? And then that was pretty good.

[David]

Was she like, is this real?

[Jason]

Yeah. I think she was really shocked just because we hadn't known each other that long.

[David]

How long was that?

[Jason]

I don't know, man. Maybe it was like six months. Wow. Yeah. Pretty.

[David]

But you don't have any time to waste, brother. No, you got to get going.

[Jason]

I know. I mean, when I met Naveen, she was just like, you just know right away. That's why when I see you guys single, I'm like, you just haven't met the person yet. You will.

[David]

You think. You think that's like a thing?

[Jason]

It's 100% a thing. And it's like. And the least you look for it, the better you're going to. You're. The more you're going to find it. Like. Because I thought for sure I'd be alone forever. I'm like, oh, yeah. And. And once you let go of that, when you're just like, stop looking. You're like, oh, okay.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

That's what I think.

[David]

Okay. Now you hearing this?

[Natalie]

No.

[Jason]

Like, literally just like, forget about it. And then one day your life will be.

[Natalie]

I just don't even understand how it's like, how you just forget about it.

[Jason]

Well. Well, you. Well, there's. There's stages to it. There's definitely, definitely like, oh, no, I'm going to be alone forever.

[David]

At one point, you have to lie to yourself that you're forgetting about it. Right. You have to be like, oh, I'm not thinking about it. Well, you really are. Is that what you're saying?

[Natalie]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

No, no. You go. You go. I'm gonna be alone forever. Okay. That's really sad. And then you're like, well, I'm not gonna sit around and cry about it. And then you're good.

[Natalie]

I just don't think I'll ever, like, feel like I'm gonna be alone forever.

[Jason]

I don't think you will either.

[David]

I think so. I think there's a damn good chance, Natalie. Damn good chance.

[Natalie]

I don't. I don't. I know that you're trying to keep it forever.

[David]

Is knocking on the.

[Jason]

Do she. What if she'll meet somebody and then 75. And what if she leaves you? What will you do?

[Natalie]

Well, that's my only option. That's the problem, is that David is cockbacking me. Everybody says, dude, yesterday.

[David]

Yesterday how? Yesterday we went out to the. I was playing video games, and the power went out. Natalie was already out, like, watching, like, all my girlfriends with all her girlfriends watching the game.

[Natalie]

Girls night.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Good times.

[David]

I was with my friends, my guy friends, playing video games. Power goes out. 11. I'm like, Fuck. Can't do anything. No heating. Nothing's done. I'm like, let's just go to the club. So I go to the club with Alex. We're, like, having cigarettes, a beer. We're sitting on the couch. We're, like, looking at what girls are walking in through the door. And then, boom, Natalie walks right in.

[Jason]

No way.

[David]

And I'm like, fuck.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I immediately dropped. And I was like, no.

[David]

Yeah. We were both like, no.

[Natalie]

I thought I was having a David free night.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And immediately David brought up that the power went out and how can he get it fixed? Yeah, Nat, what do we do?

[David]

And then I ended up driving Natalie home.

[Jason]

You did?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Did you guys. Did you guys, like, talk and, like, hang out as friends?

[David]

What? What?

[Jason]

At the club?

[Natalie]

We do that every day.

[David]

We see each other.

[Jason]

No, at the club. I mean, sometimes it's good to drop our cards. I think our club.

[David]

No, Jay, I'm asking a question.

[Natalie]

What did he say?

[David]

He's like, sometimes it's good to drop our guards. It's like, drop our guards. He's saying, like, it's better. Sometimes it's nice. Like, get out of that work vibe and just kind of hang.

[Jason]

I'm like, that's not what I'm saying

[David]

we're watching Pirates of the Caribbean in about five minutes.

[Jason]

That's not what I'm saying.

[David]

But what are you saying?

[Jason]

I'm saying, like, maybe because you guys did bump into each other, you would take advantage of that moment.

[David]

Fuck each other.

[Jason]

Yeah. You're talking.

[Natalie]

No, no, I was just like, he's here. And then.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Every guy here is gonna be like, oh, he. She's talking to David.

[David]

I think we were also both. We were both, like, scanning the room, like, seeing if there was, like, any potential singles, right? And it was really bad.

[Natalie]

It was really bad. There was one guy that I thought was really cute, but then he had his girlfriend gave.

[David]

Yeah, it was a really bad night. I was almost a 10 out of 10 there.

[Jason]

You what?

[David]

That's how bad the guy.

[Natalie]

Damn, that's crazy.

[Jason]

Oh, you were a 10 out of 10.

[Natalie]

I mean, honestly.

[David]

Yeah. Isn't that kind of crazy? I don't even. I don't even say that in a way where I'm full. This was a weird night. This is probably the weirdest night I've ever seen in la.

[Natalie]

Really? Okay. I didn't think it was, like, that extreme. I just felt pretty.

[David]

Natalie and. And Natalie, Six is with Paulina asked me. He was like, who are the hottest girls here? Because she's curious. I'm like, you guys are 100%.

[Natalie]

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. I even paid Natalie a compliment.

[Jason]

That's nice.

[Natalie]

Behind my back. I didn't even hear that.

[David]

That's sort of weird. Why? I didn't want to.

[Jason]

That's nice.

[David]

That's why I meant it mainly about Polina. That's why it was a.

[Jason]

Now, would you go up to that guy that you thought was cute at the club, or.

[Natalie]

No, I would have, but his, obviously.

[Jason]

What would you have said?

[David]

Yeah, what would you have said?

[Natalie]

He. He. So his friend was the one that invited me out, that one that I know. So we had, like, a very close meet. That's the only reason. If I didn't. If I just did not know him at all, I probably would not, right? But we had a mutual friend, so I was gonna have the friend introduce me, and then the friend was like, oh, that's his girlfriend. And I was like, oh, okay.

[Jason]

Oh, I do see this thing on TikTok a lot.

[Natalie]

He was really hot.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Do I know hot?

[Natalie]

Like, you were sitting right next to him.

[David]

Not Alex, but he had my roommate, Alex. Oh, he was three over.

[Natalie]

He was wearing, like, the hat.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was really tall.

[Jason]

If he wanted to have a hookup with you on the side. What was that?

[David]

I was kidding about me being a 10 out of 10. That's gonna bother me. I was. I'm so sorry. That was. But you guys took it really seriously and it freaks me out.

[Jason]

Well, I believe it sounds like a really bad night.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

Okay. Okay.

[David]

Well, I was just trying. I don't want people to be like, he actually thought he was a 10 out of 10. I was kidding.

[Natalie]

You are a 10 out of 10.

[David]

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm not. Now, I'm not just saying this to get like comfort and stuff, but what

[Jason]

is David out of 10?

[Natalie]

I would say like an 8.

[Jason]

An 8.

[David]

You have been so horny today.

[Jason]

I told you that's pretty good.

[Natalie]

Wait, that's really. I think you're great. I mean, like, you could. You could get into shape. That's like. Honestly, your biggest ick is that you don't care for your body.

[Jason]

Girls don't care about that though.

[Natalie]

But no, no, I'm not saying that

[David]

he needs me and you, brother.

[Natalie]

I'm not saying he needs to have the six pack again. I'm just saying that, like, just caring for himself in general.

[David]

I care for myself. Like, I'm like, I shower and stuff. Like a lot.

[Natalie]

You shower, but you eat. Like, and you. And you're like, you don't. Like, you don't care about your health, like.

[David]

Yes, I don't. Unfortunately, I have to get better at.

[Natalie]

Which is. It's a. It's a big.

[Jason]

What does he need to do?

[David]

I ordered pizza today from Sunny's.

[Jason]

I saw. I was so jealous. I saw Sunny's because I want to try it. And then I lifted it up and it was all gone.

[David]

I ordered that and their cheesesteak.

[Jason]

You got the cheesesteak. How was it?

[David]

It's incredible.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Well, cheesesteak was really good. Yeah, I got stopped doing that and then I forced myself to go play pickleball because I was like, can't believe I just did this. You think I'm an 8 out of 10?

[Jason]

Yeah. What's not if you're fucking idiot.

[David]

If we had time on this pod, I'd love to tell you.

[Jason]

We do.

[Natalie]

We just run out of time.

[Jason]

These pods can be as long or as short as we want.

[David]

I feel like this is going to turn off any second.

[Jason]

No. Plenty of battery and then there's no power outage today.

[David]

It's tough because she already gave me a number. I wish we got to say it.

[Jason]

Oh, at the same Time.

[David]

Yeah. Or, like.

[Natalie]

I mean, I'm also taking into account, like, I'm not just saying your looks like my money. Yeah, your money and your. Like.

[David]

I know, I know.

[Natalie]

That's giving you a big.

[David]

I don't think I'm that sexy Natalie

[Jason]

in his new house that he might have.

[David]

Yeah, well, the new house is a step down from this.

[Jason]

What are you talking about?

[David]

It needs to be built.

[Jason]

No, I know, but when it's done,

[David]

when I say I put in an offer, it's not like. Yeah, I know, but I.

[Jason]

You're not going into a duplex.

[David]

No, but I'm not going into, like, a place that's two times the size of this.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

It's like. It's dirt. But the potential is really beautiful.

[Jason]

I see.

[David]

I see Natalie. I think Natalie's an 8 out of 10.

[Natalie]

That's it.

[Jason]

You just want to end the podcast.

[Natalie]

That's fucked up. If you're an 8 out of 10, how the fuck am I an 8 out of 10? I'm so much cooler and hotter than you.

[David]

No, you're less cool.

[Natalie]

Wait, you think. Do you really think that? No. I was trying to tell him today because he was being a dick to me earlier, and I was like, you know what? You should be nicer to me because I'm actually, like, really fucking cool.

[David]

This is why I said she was horny, because she was saying weird shit today. Like, on the phone. She's like, oh. Cause I was like, what was it? What was I bothering you about?

[Natalie]

He sending the offer for the house because he. He can't sign his own shit. He tells his realtor, send it to Natalie so she can sign it for me, right? Which is like, why do I got to take my time out of my day for you to, you know, whatever. Now he's calling me 80 million times. He's like, sure, sign it, sign it, sign it.

[David]

I was getting a haircut, and Nicole was reading my text that I was sending to Natalie, and I were fighting because I was like, did you fill out the paperwork? And then I was like, hello? She's like, it's. And Natalie goes, it's harassment. Truly. Shut up. Put your name and sign yourself next time. Goddamn. I said, bro, fill it out, you Fuck. It takes 30 seconds. She goes, you don't know how to sign your name for your house? Then you probably shouldn't be buying one, you fuck. And I go, I'd let you sign it so you could feel something. She goes, I feel nothing. And then I said, I hope that foster puppy doesn't get trapped in your cold grip. That's the dog she just picked up. And then she goes, babe, take an English course. You need it.

[Natalie]

Because he was misspelling shit. He doesn't know how to spell.

[David]

And then I said, can you just please fill it out? I ordered you pizza.

[Natalie]

And then I said, fine.

[David]

Then she said, get a therapist while you're at it. You didn't do shit for me, but I'm gonna eat that whole fucking thing. That was our.

[Jason]

Always comes back to pizza, but yeah.

[David]

All right, guys, well, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks for joining. Go check out Jason's daily vlogs, Natalie's TikToks, and we'll see you guys for the next Views podcast. Bye. Movie recommendation of the day. Should give people one Imitation Game, an easy one. If you haven't seen it, go watch it.

[Natalie]

You're doing movie recommendations now?

[Jason]

Who's.

[Natalie]

I was going for one pod and

[David]

you're doing Imitation Game?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

What is that, Benedict Cumberbatch?

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.