Catching David in the Act

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Catching David in the Act"

Title: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Hosts: David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: Catching David in the Act
Release Date: July 31, 2025

---

1. Unexpected Encounters: Jason's Embarrassing Moment

The episode kicks off with Jason Nash addressing a personal and somewhat embarrassing incident involving his roommate, actor John Stamos. Jason reveals that John walked into his room unexpectedly while he was masturbating, leading to an awkward yet humorous exchange.

• Jason Nash [05:00]: "John walked in on me. What did you see?"

• John Stamos [05:20]: "I thought I was a woman with multiple legs or something. It was really weird."

Jason elaborates on the situation, describing how he initially panicked but ultimately appreciated John's concern.

• Jason Nash [06:10]: "I love that he was watching. He checks on me every night."

2. Roommate Dynamics and Daily Life

The conversation delves deeper into the living arrangements and the interactions among roommates, highlighting John's meticulous nature and occasional quirks.

• David Dobrik [02:49]: "He gets thrown. He's really like a deer in headlights."

Jason shares anecdotes about John's obsessive habits, such as washing his hands excessively and being particular about their living space.

• Jason Nash [03:36]: "He washes his hands a lot, like an abnormal amount."

3. Event Planning: La Palooza and Hotel Challenges

The hosts discuss their experiences with organizing and attending major events like La Palooza. They humorously touch upon the skyrocketing hotel prices during such times and the logistics involved in securing accommodations.

• Jason Nash [08:31]: "Hotels normally know, they fucked up."

• David Dobrik [09:25]: "Coachella knows Coachella."

They also explore the economic aspects of event planning in Palm Springs, noting the potential for real estate investments during festival seasons.

4. Reflections on 9/11: Personal Memories and Impact

A poignant segment where Jason shares his childhood memory of witnessing the 9/11 attacks from Slovakia and the emotional toll it took on him and his family.

• Jason Nash [18:04]: "I remember watching it on TV. My mom was crying, trying to get a hold of my dad who was living in New York."

• David Dobrik [15:34]: "It was like, oh, shit, we're done. It's gonna be World War Three."

John Stamos adds his perspective, recounting how he was in Los Angeles during the attacks and the immediate feelings of uncertainty and fear.

• John Stamos [16:24]: "It was the first time the entire world agreed on something other than World War II."

5. Technology and Privacy: The ChatGPT Debate

The hosts engage in a discussion about the implications of using AI like ChatGPT, touching on privacy concerns and the potential for information to be subpoenaed in legal contexts.

• David Dobrik [10:17]: "Whatever you say can be used in court."

• Jason Nash [10:24]: "People use their ChatGPT as a therapist, so they say wild shit."

They debate the balance between convenient AI assistance and the risks associated with data privacy.

6. Partying and Hosting: Tips and Tales

Jason and David share their experiences with hosting parties, including the challenges of managing social interactions and creating a comfortable environment for guests. John Stamos contributes with his "methodical" approach to party hosting, emphasizing efficiency and enjoyment.

• John Stamos [35:27]: "I do the photo booth as well because I know, so I do all the activities."

• Jason Nash [33:16]: "The music was awesome. YG crushed it."

They recount memorable moments from recent gatherings, highlighting the camaraderie and occasional humorous mishaps.

7. Career Aspirations and Life in Los Angeles

A thoughtful discussion on the pressures and opportunities associated with living in Los Angeles. The hosts compare suburban life with the high-paced environment of major cities, contemplating the impact on personal growth and career trajectories.

• Jason Nash [43:25]: "I'm working at Chipotle when that's a cool fucking job anywhere else in the United States."

• David Dobrik [43:17]: "You have to start your life in LA or New York, what's the bigger goal?"

They explore the notion of ambition versus the risk of failure, especially in a city known for its competitive landscape.

8. Personal Struggles and Support Systems

In an introspective segment, the hosts touch upon their personal life stresses and the importance of having a support system. John Stamos opens up about his feelings of anxiety and pessimism, leading to a heartfelt exchange about dealing with life's challenges.

• John Stamos [48:14]: "I have no idea. It's just... everything, you know, I'm in my thoughts."

• David Dobrik [50:03]: "Go talk to someone."

• Jason Nash [50:06]: "I'm having a quarter life crisis, too."

The conversation emphasizes the value of honesty and seeking help when navigating personal difficulties.

9. Closing Anecdotes and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, the hosts share lighter stories from recent social events, including interactions with friends and the amusing antics that occurred during their gatherings.

• Jason Nash [32:23]: "John points right to him. He goes, 'Dave Speed.'"

• John Stamos [35:27]: "I do the photo booth also... She's lost it."

David and Jason also tease upcoming segments and hint at future episodes, maintaining the engaging and humorous tone of the podcast.

---

Notable Quotes:

• Jason Nash [05:00]: "I don't think anybody has ever walked it on me jerking off."

• John Stamos [05:22]: "It was like walking on a parent or something."

• David Dobrik [10:14]: "And people use their chat GPT as like a therapist."

• John Stamos [43:49]: "That would put... everything's okay."

• Jason Nash [50:11]: "I'm having one, too."

This episode of VIEWS offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions, providing listeners with an intimate look into the lives and dynamics of David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and their friends. From unexpected encounters to deep reflections on past events and personal growth, the hosts navigate a wide range of topics with honesty and wit, making the episode both entertaining and relatable.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

Are you ready to dairy free your mind this summer? Melt away your dairy free expectations with so delicious Dairy Free frozen desserts enjoy mind blowing flavors like salted caramel cluster chocolate cookies and cream cookie dough and more. For over 35 years, so delicious has been cranking up the flavor with show stopping products that are 100% dairy free, certified vegan by Vegan Action and are so unbelievably creamy your taste buds will do a double take.

[Jason Nash]

Dairy free your mind.

[David Dobrik]

Visit sodeliciousdairyfree.com.

[Sponsor]

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Knowing you could be saving money for the things you really want, like that dream house or ride, is a great feeling. That's why the State Farm personal price plan can help you save when you choose to bundle home and auto bundling. Just another way to save with a personal price plan. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state.

[Jason Nash]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where we live life and talk about everything. I know the last three episodes have been very sex filled, so I'm gonna tone it back. I'm just. I'm gonna get this out of the way because this is very important. This has nothing to do with sex. Yeah, but it is a situation that happened to me and I want to address it. John came into my room last night. John's here on the podcast. My roommate, he lives with me. My childhood friend Alex is also here. John last night came to my room.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Without knocking.

[David Dobrik]

What time?

[Jason Nash]

What time was it, John?

[John Stamos]

Like, midnight, noon.

[David Dobrik]

Noon.

[Jason Nash]

Midnight, noon. Dark noon. That's how he calls it. Evil noon. Evil noon.

[David Dobrik]

Noon.

[John Stamos]

Background Evil noon.

[David Dobrik]

Opposite noon.

[Jason Nash]

So he walked it on me jerking off.

[John Stamos]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

And I don't think. I don't think I've ever been walked. I don't think anybody has ever walked it on me jerking off. Jonah claims that he's walked in on me like three times, which is like so fucking absurd to lie that it's been three times. But. But no, that's. That's not the case. So John walked in on me. What did you see?

[John Stamos]

First of all, I mean, it was really dark. The steam shower was on because I was doing my rounds. I usually, like when I come home. Okay. My rounds is if my rounds is.

[Jason Nash]

Who can I catch masturb today? No, no, no. If I don't. No, damn it.

[John Stamos]

If I don't see any of them because, like, I'm out all day. Or something like. And I was never home.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

I usually do my. My rounds of like, oh, I'll check up on. On Dave and Ilya, David and Alex.

[Jason Nash]

Jay, I'm so sorry. Can you stop fidgeting?

[David Dobrik]

What am I doing?

[Jason Nash]

You're playing with the edge of that box, dude. Every time.

[David Dobrik]

Every time on the anal retentive. What am I doing?

[Jason Nash]

I have.

[David Dobrik]

He gets. He gets thrown. He's really like a deer in a headlights. Like, if you. Or if you go. If you. If I look here and I'm not looking at him, he flips out. It's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. The other day we had a rug and he was like, nails on a chalkboard. Like, the rug was rolled up because we had an event here. And he was scratching the back of the rug like this. Like, like, it's like when someone that has, like, issues, like. No, I know, I know I do. But, like, yes, I have a very strong. I have a very weak mental game. That's actually why I quit tennis, because I could not focus. I lose myself. Anything distracts me. And I blame it. Like. Like, when we play pickleball, if the score is called wrong, dude, I always. I mentally lose my. I. I lose my fucking shit.

[David Dobrik]

You wash your hands a lot.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You do, like, like an abnormal amount, Jay, that. Right?

[John Stamos]

Well, yeah, that just reminded me of a story. Like, we were in New York for David's, like, first pickleball tournament.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And it was me and Alex on the sidelines and Ilya.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, my God.

[John Stamos]

And then whenever, like, Dave would do something stupid and he would lose a point, and I just, like, raise my head and, like, flinch a little bit.

[Jason Nash]

He.

[John Stamos]

He's like, john, shut the fuck up. And I'm like, I didn't do anything.

[Jason Nash]

Or the other way too. If I, like, if I made the smallest little, like, yay. Like, don't celebrate me. The fuck. No, no, no, it's. It's really bad. That's 100% the reason. Like, I could not do tennis any longer. I was just like, I. I was a. And tennis is the hardest sport in my opinion. Like, mentally.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I feel like basketball, football, you could kind of like, you're like. You're always moving.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

And tennis is like. It's weird because it's like golf, but it's faster.

[Alex Ernst]

You have no coach, you have no teammate.

[Jason Nash]

But. But there's something about, like, how, like, I don't know, you know, I mean. Yeah, it's like, it's not a toe.

[David Dobrik]

And then if you get too much in your head you're like, I'm hitting the ball. I'm hitting the ball.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

How am I hitting the ball exactly? Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And it's like. Is my hand too sweat? Yeah, it's, it's, it's a mess, but yeah. Sorry. That was a. See how much you derailed me just by itching that goddamn box.

[David Dobrik]

When John caught you masturbating, did you get upset because he was in the corner?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, no, I actually loved it. I love that he was watching.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so you do your rounds?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which is really sweet.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he checks it on me every night. But normally he normally fucking knocks. For some reason he thought he could just come in.

[John Stamos]

No, cuz I thought. Dude, the lights were off and I thought he went out cuz his, his. I was like, oh, wow, his car's not here. I didn't see it in the driveway.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

So I was like, oh, he, he must have gone out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And so I was. But I heard something. So I was like, oh wait, I heard something. Like it was kind of loud. I was like, oh, maybe he's watching a movie.

[David Dobrik]

It was not loud.

[Jason Nash]

Fuck up.

[Alex Ernst]

There's no way it was loud.

[John Stamos]

It was loud enough that I could hear it.

[Jason Nash]

You heard my porn?

[John Stamos]

I didn't hear anything. I was hearing something.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, do you understand how confusing you are?

[John Stamos]

I understand.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't anything. I heard something.

[John Stamos]

Well, the steam shot.

[Jason Nash]

Can we get to the meat and the potatoes of this goddamn thing?

[John Stamos]

I hate talking about this stuff. Dude, it's the worst.

[Jason Nash]

You pervert. He walked in on me. I quickly covered up and I.

[David Dobrik]

What you say when he walked in, John?

[Jason Nash]

No, I said, john, I'm jerking off. I had to let. I had to let him know cuz there's, there's no. It's 20, 25, you know what I mean? There's no cool way to like play that off where someone like, there was a cool.

[Alex Ernst]

He in his head already played it out a cool way. He thought you were with a girl?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. But I'm saying there's no, there's no way to like cover that up. Obviously I didn't know that he thought I was with a girl, but it was definitely, definitely something happened because I jolted because I got scared.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you kicked up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but I was just like, I'm just. I'm jerking off. And then she was like, oh, okay, sorry. And then he was closing the door and I'm like, no, no, come in. Because I don't.

[John Stamos]

Dude, it felt like walking on a parent or something. And they're like, fine, just. Just come in. Just come in. What do you want?

[Jason Nash]

Well, I. I put my dick away and I was like. Well, I don't get.

[John Stamos]

He starts putting back his boxes back on.

[Jason Nash]

I literally. I literally. I stopped doing it. And then. Yeah, he came down and he sat on the bed. My bed's big.

[David Dobrik]

You stayed? I would never have stayed.

[John Stamos]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no.

[John Stamos]

It was like. No, it's cool.

[Jason Nash]

It's not like he had a half.

[David Dobrik]

Chub, but it was fine.

[Jason Nash]

No, and then Alex came, and then. Yeah, and then we all sat down in the bed. I don't even think I masturbated that night. I think we just all hung out.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Jason Nash]

That's my favorite type of masturbating.

[David Dobrik]

Which one?

[Jason Nash]

When the boys walk in, you know?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

When the boys walk in and you realize that the vibes are better than the.

[John Stamos]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

You remember what the most important parts of life are.

[David Dobrik]

That's nice.

[Jason Nash]

That's how you know. That's how you know I'm a real guy. Real og.

[David Dobrik]

You love your friends, you know, you love these guys.

[Jason Nash]

Be rock hard. But I'd fucking. I'll let go of my boner for you, John. I'll let go of my penis.

[David Dobrik]

How's that make you feel?

[Jason Nash]

Just to hang out with you?

[John Stamos]

I mean, I don't know, man. I still felt like I was just. It was just weird. I mean, it was weird. I don't. I usually. I do knock. I do knock.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's fine.

[David Dobrik]

I don't.

[John Stamos]

I respect people's privacy.

[David Dobrik]

What did you see exactly?

[Jason Nash]

I also.

[John Stamos]

Normally. Honestly, I thought it was a woman. Okay. With their bare legs.

[David Dobrik]

A who?

[Jason Nash]

He thought it was one woman with multiple heads. He calls those a women.

[David Dobrik]

I'm lost.

[Jason Nash]

No, he thought. Sorry.

[David Dobrik]

He thought I was, say, an orman.

[John Stamos]

No, no.

[Jason Nash]

He thought I was with a girl.

[John Stamos]

I thought he was the girl at one point. And then he's called my John.

[Jason Nash]

Now you're just confusing everybody. Anyway, so Lalapaloose is this week, which I'm excited about.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. When you going?

[Jason Nash]

We're recording this podcast a day early, so I'm probably already there.

[David Dobrik]

Great.

[Jason Nash]

Really interesting. Like, I booked my hotels, like, five months ago for La Palooza, and It was like 3, 400 bucks for the room, and now Zane's coming, and the Same room is $2,000, which is so weird because don't hotels normally know.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That, like, hey, Lalapuza is around this time.

[David Dobrik]

They fucked Up.

[Jason Nash]

They fucked up. They should charge me two grand.

[David Dobrik]

Coachella knows Coachella.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You can't like, that's so. That's my favorite part about the Palm Springs is like, if you buy a house there, like my real estate agents, like just buy a house in Palm Springs, you'll pay it off by renting it. You'll pay your mortgage off just by renting it. Those four weeks of Stagecoach and Coachella. Really? Yes. You pay your entire mortgage?

[David Dobrik]

Let's get an idea. 30k for the weekend, maybe. For the house. 25.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no. How much for like a big house? It's like for like a ten million dollar house is probably like 150.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[John Stamos]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Dude.

[John Stamos]

Dude, I don't know, man.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, bro. It's a lot of money, Coach.

[John Stamos]

A lot of money Coach.

[Jason Nash]

I know this. I know this.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Coach.

[David Dobrik]

Houses are a lot 50 and it's a 10 million DOL.

[Jason Nash]

My real estate agent is Tiger's real estate manager and he says Tiger bought his place and he just pays it off literally for the rental.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then.

[Jason Nash]

And then year round he just has basically a free house that he's also just building equity on.

[David Dobrik]

So it's summertime in Palm Springs is awful.

[Jason Nash]

Summertime in Palm Springs.

[David Dobrik]

Terrible.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't know that. Did you know that they don't that the golf like Madison Club. The golf course closes in the summer in Palm Springs.

[Alex Ernst]

No way.

[Jason Nash]

Because it's so fucking hot.

[David Dobrik]

Can't go out there for three months.

[Jason Nash]

It's closed in the summer.

[Alex Ernst]

That makes sense.

[Jason Nash]

I know, but isn't that like kind of a crazy? Like you just would never imagine anything other than a school is closed for summer.

[David Dobrik]

Did you see this thing on chat? I was watching the Sam Altman interview and that, you know, like love chatgpt.

[Jason Nash]

It's been a while this.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you know when you talk to your Chat GPT.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever you say can be used in court. Whereas. And people. People use their chat GPT as like a therapist. So they say like wild shit. But with the therapist, you know, it's. There's laws. There's like doctor, patient that.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's all.

[David Dobrik]

That's protected. But.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, that can be right. That could be subpoenaed in court.

[David Dobrik]

Not a therapist.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, of course.

[David Dobrik]

Protected.

[Jason Nash]

No, not if. If there's a court case, it could definitely be subpoenaed.

[David Dobrik]

Like what you tell your lawyer, like, that's confident.

[Jason Nash]

That's a better example, I think.

[David Dobrik]

And same thing with a. With a therapist too.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I mean, it's probably like a HIPAA thing.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I think it depends, but I think there's certain rules. Like if you're saying you're gonna hurt somebody.

[David Dobrik]

Uh huh.

[Jason Nash]

Your therapist can break the rules. If you say you're gonna kill yourself, your therapist can break the rules.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's true. But did you watch that interview with on Theo Vaughn? It was so good.

[Jason Nash]

No, wait, Theo Vaughn? Vaughn had him on. Theo Vaughn interviewed Sam Almond.

[David Dobrik]

Crushing it.

[John Stamos]

Oh, wow, that's great.

[David Dobrik]

People all the time.

[Jason Nash]

Oh yeah, he's get. And he's not just getting like celebs. No, he's doing.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he's doing everybody. I mean, he had Joaquin Phoenix on, but. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Really? Right.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so he interviewed Sam Altman. What was the question?

[David Dobrik]

Sam Altman's just really interesting. Like he's pretty. He's pretty. Like he'll tell you the flaws with ChatGPT.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And, and he'll also say the things that are like, yeah, this, this could be really scary if this happens.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so give me some examples.

[David Dobrik]

So like he's like, ideally, I would love it if the, the five hour workweek. We all had like a four, a ten hour workweek. Like, right. That would be ideal with chat cbt. He's like, but I don't know, he's like, it might end up in the hands of the wrong people and you know, we're all fucked. And it's really interesting because it's like, well, wait a minute, you made this? I don't know what I mean, but he's super honest about it.

[Jason Nash]

But I don't know why I can't wrap my head around how is it possible to have work week? Do you know what I mean? Why is that? Why is that not?

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's like, that's an extreme, obviously. But I mean, let's say our lives get easier and better. Let's use that as an example.

[Jason Nash]

But how can they all get better for everybody like that just feel like that's not like it's.

[Alex Ernst]

Yeah, there's something.

[Jason Nash]

It's better. It doesn't have to be at the price of somebody else.

[David Dobrik]

Well, like one of the things he was talking about was the obon was like, are you gonna send your kids to college? He's like, no, probably not.

[Jason Nash]

Theoban asked him.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And Sam was like, no, probably not. Like, why would I? And he's like, one of the things I want to do is like, I want ChatGPT to be free to everybody and like, you know, put it all Over. And then he was saying also that in there where he would try to make this sort of coin that everybody would be paid from ChatGPT, and everybody would, like, get, like, money from a fund or get these, like, coins. Think of it as, like, a bitcoin or whatever, but it would be like ChatGPT coin, but every single human on the planet would have access to this coin and money and. And it would have value and all that stuff.

[Jason Nash]

What the are you saying?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, Jay, you're saying universal income from a coin. That.

[Jason Nash]

Which is about downloading the app. You make money. You sound like you got scammed on an email.

[David Dobrik]

No, I mean, I'm telling you what he said. Like, it's. It's not in play. But he was like. That was like, one of the things he was talking about.

[Jason Nash]

Everyone's gonna get free money from downloading this app.

[John Stamos]

Where does the free money come?

[David Dobrik]

It comes from. It comes from the money that is made through ChatGPT.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, and let me guess what else he said that Hot singles are waiting in my area. Hot grandmas want to have sex with me.

[David Dobrik]

He did say that.

[Jason Nash]

Have you been getting that on your advertisements ever?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Did we talk about this?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we did.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that was on the pod. I thought I was having, like, a.

[David Dobrik]

You get grannies? I don't.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Sponsor]

With the Venmo debit card, you can Venmo everything. Your favorite band's merch. You can Venmo this or their next show.

[David Dobrik]

You can Venmo that.

[Sponsor]

Visit Venmo Me Debit to learn more. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp bank and a pursuant to license by MasterCard International, Inc. Card may be used everywhere. MasterCard is accepted if Venmo purchase restrictions apply on WhatsApp. No one can see or hear your personal messages. Whether it's a voice call message or sending a password to WhatsApp, it's all just this. So whether you're sharing the streaming password in the family chat or trading those late night voice messages that could basically become a podcast, your personal messages stay between you, your friends, and your family. No one else. Not even us. WhatsApp message, privately with everyone.

[David Dobrik]

Were you on Epstein's list, John?

[Jason Nash]

Be honest. No.

[David Dobrik]

You weren't there?

[John Stamos]

No, I don't think.

[Jason Nash]

John, you're not on Epstein's list.

[John Stamos]

I think I'm too old for Epstein's list.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever visited the island?

[John Stamos]

Which island?

[David Dobrik]

Nice. He's clean. He's clear.

[Jason Nash]

Which island? Genius.

[David Dobrik]

You ever been there?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

You ever been there?

[Jason Nash]

Jake got this. No, I've never been. Would you go?

[David Dobrik]

Sure. You want to go now?

[John Stamos]

Wait, Jay, that's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'd go now. Check it out.

[Jason Nash]

No, he's saying he'd go now.

[David Dobrik]

I'd go now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I wouldn't go then.

[Jason Nash]

You are the demographic to go there, though.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, because I'm 50? Well, I wasn't 50 and 2,000 when I was listening.

[Jason Nash]

What if some. What if?

[John Stamos]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Jay.

[John Stamos]

You were rocking 30s.

[David Dobrik]

I was 30. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. You ever think that what if that's, like, all completely not real guys?

[John Stamos]

I don't think you're understanding, dude. Jay lived a completely different life at 2000. He saw the dot com bubble.

[David Dobrik]

Sure, I was here for Y2K.

[John Stamos]

He saw one.

[David Dobrik]

But, yeah, I saw grunge.

[Jason Nash]

Jay, what's some crazy things that you've experienced through your old age that maybe we haven't? Good things or bad things?

[David Dobrik]

Bad things. Your body always hurts.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying.

[John Stamos]

Get that.

[Jason Nash]

What, like you. You experienced. Where Were you during 9 11?

[David Dobrik]

I was in L. A, visiting L. A from. From New York.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay.

[David Dobrik]

That was crazy.

[Jason Nash]

What was that like? Stop playing with that goddamn box.

[David Dobrik]

It was like. It was like, oh, shit, like, we're done. It's gonna be World War Three.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, well, you gotta explain a little bit more, because I feel like most.

[David Dobrik]

People came here to do a show.

[Jason Nash]

Were, like, six or seven.

[David Dobrik]

I came here to do a show. I did a show in la. Like a comedy show with a big, big comedy show with Zach Galifianakis. It was so fun. I was like, wow, things are gonna really happen for me. It went really wrong.

[Jason Nash]

Nothing can go wrong.

[David Dobrik]

Nothing can go wrong in here. I was sleeping at Marnie's house. I was, like, seeing Marnie, my first wife.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you were still. You were just dating?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we're just dating.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. Things were on the up.

[David Dobrik]

Things are on the up.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Just got a dog.

[John Stamos]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Incredible dog.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, why did Zach Galifianakis invite you? What happened?

[David Dobrik]

He was just on the bill with me, so that was cool.

[Jason Nash]

And how did you get that gig? It's just from, like, just grinding.

[David Dobrik]

Doing. Doing. Yeah. Doing sets and trying and trying. And when you. And you came out for Tenacious D was on the. On the. On the.

[Jason Nash]

Tenacious Jack Black.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah. That was when they were back performing.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it was really fun. And it's like. It's fun to be a part of that.

[Jason Nash]

You're like, wait, Wait, and you came over September, 2000, like just for. Just for like the month, the weekend?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Oh, wait, no, I had just moved. I had just moved to la. No, I had lived in la. I was living in la. But all my friends.

[Jason Nash]

You gotta get your story straight, brother.

[John Stamos]

Cause you're like hallucinations right Here, hang on.

[David Dobrik]

So that's what it was. I had been living in la, but all my bandmates, all my comedy partners were still in New York and they came out for the show and they were crashing at Marnie's. That's what it was. And I remember I was asleep in Marnie's bed and her mother called at like seven in the morning, or six in the morning, whatever it was. Might have been six in the morning, maybe even earlier. Yeah, I think it happened at nine in New York.

[Jason Nash]

Eight or nine. So, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So let's say it was five or six. And she's like. She's like, they're bombing the World Trade Center. They're bombing.

[Jason Nash]

And I was just like, wait, Marnie's mom?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And that was it. And then we were just like, wow. And then.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean that was it? You can't just say that was it.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, you know the rest.

[Jason Nash]

No, I know, but did you turn on the tv, like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we turned on the tv.

[Jason Nash]

Did your friends from New York, were they, like, panicking or they like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, they were so panicking because they live there. And I was like. And in the back of my mind, I was like, thank God I got out of there. So then I thought New York was.

[Jason Nash]

Just going to go off crazy.

[Alex Ernst]

There was no social media to like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I can't imagine. You imagine.

[Alex Ernst]

Filled in on.

[Jason Nash]

Could you imagine, like, social, like, just the people in the buildings, like, posting from inside. Like. Like, I'm here right now. I need to help them on this floor. Like, it's wild. I was. I don't know why I remember it so. I know we've talked about the pod a long time ago, but, like, I don't know why, but I remember watching it on tv.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

In Slovakia. I don't know what time of day it was, so I don't really know how this adds up, but I remember, like, my mom crying, trying to get a hold of my dad who was living in New York. And then he woke up, I think, like 11:00am, 10, 11. And he just went on his roof and the buildings were gone. Slept through the whole thing.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Your dad did.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, My God, that's super scary.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I mean, isn't that insane to, like, wake up and then you go on. You go look outside of, like, the most famous skyline on all of the planet.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And two of the buildings are not there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I can't. That's fucking wild.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And for the longest time, I've also said this on the pod, but now that we're on the topic, like, I know it was, like, a big part of my life for some reason. I guess I was kind of, like, traumatic as a kid, like, just, like, watching that. So, like, I've always, like, been so interested in it, whether it was conspiracy theories or just like. Like every year I would buy the commemorative coins that would, like, come up on the tv, which I don't know what that was funding. I don't know where the money was.

[David Dobrik]

Going for one of those coins.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. I don't remember. It was like, 10 bucks, two payments of 1999 or something for, like, the commemorative rare coin. That was the Bitcoin. Before Bitcoin was 911 coins.

[David Dobrik]

What are they worth now?

[Jason Nash]

Probably 25 cents.

[David Dobrik]

When you got them in the mail, were you like, oh, yes.

[Jason Nash]

I don't. I honestly, I feel like I actually only bought them once. But every time they came around, it was like a really big, like, moral dilemma for me. It was like, I gotta get this shit. Like, I gotta show my support. I really want the coin too. It's fucking sick. But, yeah, it was like, always, like, 911 was always such a big deal to me. And then I. I remember second grade came around and we were talking about 9 11. And I. I've said this on the pod, but I was like, it was second or fourth second grade, and I was like, well, at least nobody died. And. And that's when. That's when my teacher was like, literally everyone in the class. Which is kind of crazy because everyone was really young, and they looked at me like I was fucking crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Why'd you think that?

[Jason Nash]

Why'd you think that? My parents told me no one died.

[John Stamos]

Oh, why Hallucinations?

[Jason Nash]

Because I was so young. I was so young. I was, like, freaking out about it.

[David Dobrik]

And I've done that. I've lied to my kids about that.

[Jason Nash]

And then that. That was. That was the same week I found out Santa Claus was.

[David Dobrik]

Everybody's good.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

That was the same week?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Because I went back and I was like, what else? You guys?

[David Dobrik]

How'd you take that?

[Jason Nash]

I think fine. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You're fine, right? You're like, all right, that makes sense.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I got in trouble on 911 because we went to the beach and then Marty got really mad at me.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, interesting. She was like, wow, you're doing. You're like, what are you doing?

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, we're at the beach. I was like, what? What do you want me to do?

[Jason Nash]

Well, that'll get you canceled. That's kind of crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Going to the beach. We're in la. What am I supposed to do?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. It's kind of, like, canceled. It's 9 11. It's like, the fucking saddest day in all America. You can't, like, be happy.

[David Dobrik]

But, I mean, we weren't, like, celebrating at the beach.

[Jason Nash]

No, I know, I know, I know.

[David Dobrik]

But we did get in trouble. And I guess looking back, I guess I could have sat around all day and watched the news.

[Jason Nash]

I feel like I don't mean to be this guy.

[David Dobrik]

Go ahead.

[Jason Nash]

But I feel like it's kind of fucked up. No.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I guess it is.

[Jason Nash]

I guess if I saw 9 11.

[David Dobrik]

Like, what did you do all day? Did you fucking sit around and go to church?

[Jason Nash]

Actually, I could put into perspective if 911 happened. And I was like, of my age. I was 29, as I am today.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I found out John's at the fucking beach with his girlfriend when the biggest attack of all of history on the United States is happening. Yeah. I would lose my shit. I mean, Alex, is that not.

[David Dobrik]

You just wanted John close to you now, using it as an excuse.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Alex Ernst]

I feel like I would really. Other than just wanting to be, like, informed, like, I don't know. I would go out and do shit.

[Jason Nash]

Really. I would be like, this is not the. No, guys, guys, guys, guys. There's no way that's.

[Alex Ernst]

Why do you have to make yourself.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's what I mean. Point.

[Jason Nash]

It wasn't just the World Trade Centers. There's another two planes hijacked somewhere, and God knows what else is about to happen.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, it was just the unsureness of.

[Alex Ernst]

Like, okay, is this the thing, like, for your own.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, for everything? Like, is this the beginning of, like, literally war in the United States? Is all the. Is everything.

[David Dobrik]

By the time we left for the beach, all the planes were grounded.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, good. So good that you checked.

[David Dobrik]

And then my friends were visiting from New York, and to go to the beach is kind of. They wanted to go to Malibu. And I was like, all right. Yeah, fuck it.

[John Stamos]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I have such a It was a somber ride. And we were such a radio aspect.

[John Stamos]

To this because, like, this feels like the crisis of, like, Covid. Like, oh, you're not supposed to go outside.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's different. That's because you would actually get people sick.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. But I still had to go to work every day and I was just mad. I was just like, dude, Covid's not real. I have to go to work still.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, yeah. John kind of got. Everyone else got to work from home.

[David Dobrik]

But you had to because you're testing stuff and helping people. I had stop Covid.

[Jason Nash]

John was secretly spreading the COVID No.

[John Stamos]

I was testing for the hand sanitizers.

[Jason Nash]

I remember my.

[John Stamos]

I think of every crisis I've worked it.

[Jason Nash]

I remember, like, Zane got in trouble because he would come to my house during COVID and people were getting mad. Like, why are you guys hanging out? But we were next door neighbors. Like, our. Our lots touched.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

So we were just with each other every day. But I couldn't tell anybody that we were next door neighbors because they didn't want his address doxed because everybody on the. You could. You could have googled my old house.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And David Dobrik's house would pop up like a pin like on the Comedy Store.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I'm Universal Studios.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And they never wanted to doc. So it was really funny that, that I was just like, yeah, he's not my neighbor. And then. But we're like, our fence is touched. It was really interesting.

[David Dobrik]

Those rules were so dumb because I remember, like, we couldn't make videos anymore. And you were excited about that because you just wanted to stop anyway. But I remember you're like, we can keep doing the podcast. Which I was like, okay, but we're getting together for that. Remember that? You remember how dumb that was?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. Covid's like, very confusing to me because, like, it just like disappeared.

[John Stamos]

I remember when 2012 happened. Right. Destructive day. I don't know what you call it. 2012 was.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. The end of the world.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, the end of the world. And I think those all happened. And everyone's like, so tensed up.

[Jason Nash]

I remember that.

[John Stamos]

And I think this was like a way too. To see, like, what would happen because if obviously Covid is Covid, but, like, imagine if it was far stronger.

[Jason Nash]

My favorite part about when John starts talking is. Is figuring out how long it's going to take me to connect what he's saying.

[John Stamos]

God damn it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I'm sorry, sorry, I don't mean to cut you off, but But I'm still not there yet. Do you know? I mean, because you brought up 2012.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, well, it's just like this is like the fear factor. Like people were like on heightened state and 2020 came out of fudgeing nowhere and everyone, you know, like, hey, there's this virus in Wuhan.

[David Dobrik]

Fear factor.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, like. Like Joe Rogan. No, not fearful, like the fear. Fear indicator.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry, try again. Cut that out. Go again.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm not cutting it out.

[John Stamos]

Oh, we gotta cut it out, please.

[Jason Nash]

No, because I. I told Ilya, if.

[David Dobrik]

He'S doing a pod with John, let John be raw.

[Jason Nash]

John's gotta be wrong. No, no, I know, I know.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but they're just gonna be so confused, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I don't know if I'm confused. Does that make sense?

[Alex Ernst]

He wasn't really making any point. He was just comparing it to 2012. Like, it felt apocalyptic.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, he was saying that's what it felt like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah, that's really funny. Alex just summed it up really nicely. I get it now. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So there was. There wasn't a point. You're just saying scary two times. Scary 2012. John, have you forgotten? Why are you staring into the. Into the abyss?

[John Stamos]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Have you forgotten what kind of confused.

[John Stamos]

Where to start or where to end? So I can't start.

[Jason Nash]

Well, what did you want to get across? Because I'm. What did you. Let's highlight what you wanted to get across. I mean, I was just taking a guess.

[John Stamos]

You know that.

[David Dobrik]

You know that so.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I think you describing what John was saying confused John. So what did you want to say?

[David Dobrik]

It's hard when he talks. It's like you kind of get. Get like dreamy and sleepy and you're like. It's like a gas is coming over the room.

[Jason Nash]

That's why.

[David Dobrik]

You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

That's why I said cut it. Because I don't want people to crash their cars.

[David Dobrik]

It's very calming. His voice is soothing.

[Jason Nash]

There's something very. It's hypnotizing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's it in the nicest way. You just tune out.

[David Dobrik]

I don't tune out. I really.

[Alex Ernst]

Because he has everything he says, has the, like a high level of passion. Like, okay, this is about to be something good.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but he doesn't even know. It's really fun. Okay, so what were you trying to say? Just so we can just end this bit, please, and move on. Hi, sorry. If you're listening and you've already crashed to the side of the road. Dial 9. 1 1. You've been in an accident. Wake up. Wake up, wake up. John's done talking. Please wake up. Okay, go. Try to. Try to go.

[John Stamos]

What was I talking about?

[Jason Nash]

You compared 2012.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, 2012 to Covid.

[Jason Nash]

Fear factor. Like, a lot of scary. Everyone was scared.

[John Stamos]

Like, I'm just saying, like, we joke about COVID now, but, like, imagine. I think maybe that was a way for, like, the world to, like, protect itself, you know? Like.

[David Dobrik]

Ah. Yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

Like, maybe, let's say that Covet evolved to become something even scarier.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

Where? Sure. What's he saying, Jay?

[David Dobrik]

I have no idea. I really don't know what he's saying.

[John Stamos]

I want to cook my bacon outside.

[David Dobrik]

They're trying to help him land it.

[John Stamos]

He's.

[David Dobrik]

If Covid had become a really big.

[Jason Nash]

Thing, he's saying it was a way for the world to prepare itself. So what does that mean? Like. Like, like that's like a one side sent it. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. It was the first time where, like, the entire world agreed on something other than World War II.

[Alex Ernst]

I would. I wouldn't say that.

[John Stamos]

Like, the whole world kind of just like, froze.

[Alex Ernst]

We had to come together in a way.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, we definitely did.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. The whole world definitely froze.

[David Dobrik]

John, now I feel like you, because I can explain what you're saying, but when someone's jumping down your throat, you can't. Yeah. Like, when Dave started to jump on me, I lost what I was gonna say.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry. Sorry. All right, go, go.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I feel you.

[David Dobrik]

I got your disease.

[John Stamos]

Thank you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I'm sorry.

[David Dobrik]

I think what he's saying is. Covid.

[Jason Nash]

Come on, dude. We can't keep doing this. We can't keep doing this. You know what?

[John Stamos]

Let's move on.

[Jason Nash]

This can't be a fucking three hour pod with one story.

[David Dobrik]

I think these are the best kind of pods.

[Jason Nash]

No, this is no.

[John Stamos]

Terrible.

[Jason Nash]

This is. No, no, it's really fun.

[John Stamos]

Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Did you get. Hey, there's just like. There's these chips that I like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Waivers.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, they're called waivers. They're called Siete.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And so it's like a Dorito. It's like a healthy Dorito. You know how good Doritos are?

[Jason Nash]

I think I know what you mean.

[David Dobrik]

They're great.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I'm sitting there in the store. I'm at this, like, health food store, and I'm buying the Siete chips, which I love. They're, like, really expensive. But I treat myself and I get them. And the guy in line, he's like, hey, man, those were bought by Pepsi Cola. He's like, all the fucking contents of those are bad now. He's like, you should know that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like, they used to be really healthy. They're not anymore. They have the same ingredients. So basically, like, I don't know if it's true or not, but, like, that's so fucked up. Like, our food system is so fucked up in the United States.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, it's really funny that that's the angle. You're gonna take it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You know when you go to Europe and you, like, eat pizza, you don't feel like shit.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, here you do.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know what I mean? Like, all our food is fucking poisoned. I hate to be that guy.

[John Stamos]

Well, damn, that was a crazy turn of events.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You thought you were just gonna be like, fuck this guy.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You're gonna be like, who cares?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But all our food is poison. It's really fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I don't think like that.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I don't think like that. But I kind of understand what you're saying.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

We really don't know him. Right.

[David Dobrik]

When we were in Thailand, when you ate right. Didn't you, like. Didn't you, like, process everything better?

[Jason Nash]

Dude, I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Like, when you would have rice in.

[Jason Nash]

Thailand, you turned the wrong guy. My body's built on fast food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's. I also. I. I don't care for that stuff. Like, I'm not the organic guy.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Like, whatever's.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I think it's interesting.

[Jason Nash]

I don't care that a McDonald's burger can survive a nuclear war and can, you know.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Can be alive for 10 years.

[John Stamos]

Hey, guys, it's Ceedee Lamb, wide receiver.

[Jason Nash]

For the Dallas Cowboys. I'm partnering with Abercrombie this season to tell you all about their viral denim.

[John Stamos]

All you need to know is denim should fit like this. My jeans need to check a lot of boxes. Fit first, trend second.

[Jason Nash]

They need to go with whatever I'm feeling. And Abercrombie Denim has it down whether I'm throwing on a tee or putting the whole fit together. Shop Abercrombie Denim in the app, online and in store. Jack Daniels is proudly served in fine.

[David Dobrik]

Establishments, questionable joints, and everywhere in between.

[Jason Nash]

So no matter where you go in every bar, you'll always know someone by name.

[David Dobrik]

Jack.

[Jason Nash]

Jack and Coke shot at Jack.

[David Dobrik]

Jack Daniels, please. Right away.

[Jason Nash]

That's what makes Jack. Jack. Please drink responsibly. Responsibility.org. jack Daniels and old number seven are registered trademarks. Copyright 2025 Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey. 40% alcohol by volume 80 proof.

[David Dobrik]

The McDonald's snack wrap is back.

[Jason Nash]

You brought it back.

[David Dobrik]

Ranch snack wrap.

[Jason Nash]

Spicy snack wrap.

[John Stamos]

You broke the Internet for a snack?

[Jason Nash]

Snack wrap is back. We haven't talked about the birthday party. How was everybody's birthday party?

[David Dobrik]

It was so good. I had such a good time.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

I had the best time I've had in so long.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I like getting reports back that people had fun.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Someone's so good. Everyone got really drunk.

[David Dobrik]

I got there at.

[Jason Nash]

Taylor. Taylor. Sorry, but there's this moment where one of my friends came over. He's. He's in Marvel movies.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And Taylor's never met him. And she just beeline right over to him. And she's like, I recognize you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I was like, this Taylor, she, like, watches all the Marvel movies. Marvel movies with me. She's, like, so excited about that kind of stuff. And she goes. She goes, what's it like to fly? She was really drunk. So, like, she was being, like, fun and cute, but also, like, she was being honest.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So I remember, like, at first he looked at her like, huh? And then. And then, like, a couple questions. He, like, started to, like, understand Taylor and was like, okay. She's like, actually, like, excited and a little drunk about it, so it's really, really funny. But other than that, it was really. It was really fun. I remember there was. Speed was here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Who's like a big streamer. One of the biggest. And John gets really excited about Speed.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And he was standing maybe, like five feet away from John. I'm not kidding you, John. Like, it's from the distance from me to you. And he's looking at me. John points right to him. He go. And he looks at me, goes, dave Speed. And I'm like, okay. John.

[David Dobrik]

His Speed harem.

[Jason Nash]

It's really funny. No, no, it's really loud. But it was freaking. I mean, maybe it is right behind him. But no, it was a really good time.

[John Stamos]

I mean, that was crazy. I mean, everyone.

[Jason Nash]

Everyone's.

[Alex Ernst]

Everyone.

[Jason Nash]

Like, everyone dances.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Just the vibe. And this time we didn't let too many people in, which we really liked.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. It was a smaller party.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like, normally it's like, crowded and you really don't know who's who, and it gets kind of dark. But this time it was, like, perfect. And we did this amazing thing for our neighbors where we had golf carts.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. So there's no cars at all.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So there's no cars on the road. So we golf carted people up and down the hill.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, in, like, four or five golf carts that I didn't even know people were coming into the party. And they were like. The golf carts were awesome. There's golf carts. I don't leave my house ever. I haven't got. I haven't left the house in seven days.

[John Stamos]

So I was like, wow, there's golf carts out there.

[Jason Nash]

But, no, it was really fun. The music was awesome. YG crushed it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I know you're asking. He didn't perform the song.

[David Dobrik]

He didn't.

[Jason Nash]

My N word.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were talking about it in the car and Aveena and I, like, I wonder if he'll sing it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I'm like, well, he's got it.

[Jason Nash]

Thank goodness he didn't say we. I didn't know he had so many bangers. He's, like, featured on so many songs, so he was like. He was really going at it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But it is really hard to host a party, I will say. I don't.

[David Dobrik]

What was it like?

[Jason Nash]

I know I've, like, hosted a couple of. But it's just a lot.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's like.

[Jason Nash]

It's like. It's a lot of talking to people.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And it's. It's not the talking that's the toughest. It's when someone pulls you when you're in the middle of another conversation.

[David Dobrik]

Like, Natalie pulls you.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. Like, another person. The next person comes over, it's like, happy birthday. And then. And then you're like, okay, well, do I leave this conversation?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. It's a skill.

[Jason Nash]

It's like, what do you do? What do you do?

[David Dobrik]

I think you have to develop the skill of, like, it's been so nice talking to you, and I have to go right now, but it's great to see you have the best time ever.

[Jason Nash]

I know, but what if you talk? It's gonna be so hot and you can't leave. That was my problem. I was talking to this girl that was, like, really pretty.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And, like, people came up to me and.

[David Dobrik]

Not now, John.

[Jason Nash]

No, literally, like, Natalie came up to me and was like, let's go dance. I was like, shut the fuck up. Please leave. Please. But, yeah, no, it was fun. It was a good time.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Did you hide in your room at all?

[Jason Nash]

No, I hid in Alex's room because my room. My room's, like, used.

[David Dobrik]

Filled with people. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Filled with people.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you had a bar in your room.

[Jason Nash]

I had a bar in my room, which is great. It gets really gross in my room. I put a sign on my bathroom that says do not enter for some reason. That's the one people enter the most.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know how that always happens, but it's the do not enter one is like the most gross one where like, like if anybody wants to puke in one, it's always a do not enter one. No one puked this year, thank God. But it feels like people go in there because like, oh, finally no one could enter this.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So it's going to feel more private.

[David Dobrik]

Naveen. Naveen won a thousand dollars.

[Jason Nash]

Oh yeah. A lot of people won.

[David Dobrik]

So fun.

[Jason Nash]

A lot of people won money.

[David Dobrik]

And I had the feeling she was going to win before. I was like, you're going to win. She's like, I know I'm going to win. And I was like, huh? I did it. Yeah, you manifested it. But it was so great that you told me to come at 6:00'. Clock.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's great.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I always tell.

[David Dobrik]

Cause that was the most fun. I did the photo booth first. I did the spin first.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. John has a whole method when he goes to these parties. He says when he goes to like.

[John Stamos]

First off, free stuff.

[Jason Nash]

My favorite is when John and Alex are trying to go up to their rooms and the security stops them at the security stops them at the stairs. I always think that's so funny. Cause I always like, it'll happen like once in a while and you'll just hear Natalie go, they live here. They live here. It's just like it's such a funny thing for security to stop you in your own home.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Jenna and I pulled up Nick and Tony in best moments last night with the security guard to get upstairs.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wait, what? Oh. Just to show him that we're all friends. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

This guy's done a lot. With David, we were dying.

[Jason Nash]

Did it work?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, no. Mara came over at that point and was like, they're good.

[Jason Nash]

That's really funny. Yeah. No, John has this method for when the parties start. He basically because he lives here. So he gets to go. He gets to try the food first before anybody.

[John Stamos]

Nice and warm.

[Jason Nash]

We had raising canes. We had the raising canes truck.

[John Stamos]

So good. So good.

[David Dobrik]

You had some Jay.

[John Stamos]

I was the first one.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So he gets the food really warm and then he goes. Gets the merch early. So that all the sizes are available. He probably takes an extra one for himself. And then he does any kind of game where he can win money or any, like, fun activation he does first, really? And he does it before anyone's there.

[John Stamos]

And I do the photo booth also, because I know. So I do all the. All the activities. And then I'm like, okay, now he's a nepo.

[Jason Nash]

He's a Nepo party goer.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, you do this. You do this by yourself without Julia?

[John Stamos]

No, I do. I do it with Julia. And I try and explain to him because, like, she brought a plus one this time. And I told her, look, I have a plan for you. You just got to follow me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And she already went off track. She went straight to the bar. I'm like, that's it. She lost it. She didn't even spin the wheel.

[Jason Nash]

Can't get drunk anywhere at work.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, you gotta spin the wheel.

[Jason Nash]

Win $1,000 from Gopi.

[John Stamos]

I do these movements for a reason. It's methodical. It's efficient.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

It's wise.

[Jason Nash]

He's a genius.

[David Dobrik]

I like that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he's a savant.

[David Dobrik]

What do you do, Alex?

[Alex Ernst]

He's just fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

Dude. Today we left. Tommy, Bahamas.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

We were in Newport Beach.

[David Dobrik]

Tommy, Bahamas today.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's fucking delicious.

[David Dobrik]

Steak.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So good. And we're leaving, and we're getting up, and John grabs the receipt. I'm like, why are you fucking. Why are you taking the receipt? And he's like, points. Points? Like, for what? I still don't actually know.

[David Dobrik]

Tommy Bahama points.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Oh, you go.

[Jason Nash]

On the way. First of all, Tommy, Bahamas is a two hour, an hour and a half drive away from us, brother.

[John Stamos]

You don't know where I go without you.

[Alex Ernst]

Okay, we do.

[Jason Nash]

We do track you, but it's an hour and a half. Is like. That's not like. That's not like the amc.

[David Dobrik]

There's one in Palm Springs, but it's pretty hard to find a Tommy. That's like a once a year thing.

[John Stamos]

I spend $100 more and I get 50 bucks off. Okay? So.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[John Stamos]

Yes, sir.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow. So how.

[David Dobrik]

Pretty good.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That's so funny.

[David Dobrik]

I've been. I've been doing the John Method with a lot of stuff, dude.

[John Stamos]

Jay, you know what freaks me out the most? When we go to amc.

[Jason Nash]

And this fucking ticks him off, dude.

[John Stamos]

Ticks me off. So the parking is $35 because of Universal. We go for the movies and if David buys the tickets, because these are like Marvel movies from Fandango instead of amc. So you have to redeem it. And the parking should only cost five bucks. And we usually have like three or four cars.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

So I'm like, dave, why are you paying $150 when it would just cost us 20 bucks? If I redeem this. But since he never sends me the ticket, I have to be over there and like, look, because we watch a lot of movies together.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of hard to explain for somebody that's not in LA, right? What? Basically park is $35.

[David Dobrik]

The parking at Universal is really bad because it's theme park.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's $35. But if you. If you show that you went to the movies, you get literally almost all of it back.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

30.

[Jason Nash]

And John gets really pissed when he doesn't have the ticket. He like, loses his fucking shit about it.

[David Dobrik]

Because he has to pay 35.

[Jason Nash]

No, he doesn't have to pay when.

[David Dobrik]

He takes his own car.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Alex Ernst]

No matter who's paying. Very, like, money conscious. Even further, people.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but you just show the ticket and you get the money back, right?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, But David just goes like, let's get the fuck out of here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.

[John Stamos]

I gotta. I gotta. I gotta redeem the ticket first.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

And he wants to be in the theater. Like trailers, like seated and everything, you know?

[David Dobrik]

You know, John, take his time and do the things he likes. Even if you don't. Even if you don't care about the $35, you should just let him do it. Because, like, it's. It's. It's him.

[Jason Nash]

No, the last one was really confusing. Oh, you know what? You know what it was? It was. It was. Cause John left.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it was.

[Jason Nash]

We left the movie theater and John ran back inside to do it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then it was me and his girlfriend just outside. And I've never hung out with Julia by myself. I know it, like, sounds bizarre. Cause I'm like so close to Julia. But, like, for some reason in that moment, I couldn't find things to talk to her about. And I was like, where's John? And it was taking him like, a really long time to do it. Like, a really long time. Like over a minute. 30. So I ran back and I'm like, jon, let's go.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You're so weird like that. You're like a child sometimes.

[Alex Ernst]

You pull out your calculator and check the weather.

[Jason Nash]

Like the dude at the club. I don't know why I got so awkward. For some reason in my head, I was like, ah, damn, Julia probably thinks this is weird, but I'm hanging out with her, but I'm hanging with her without John. And then it made me feel weird from my own thought.

[John Stamos]

So.

[Jason Nash]

So then I. Yeah, I got really uncomfortable and I went to a good job.

[David Dobrik]

But don't you feel like there's certain people that he'll talk to that's like. Like just a bad mix? Have you ever seen, like, David? There's just certain people. Of course, he's like, I can't. I can't talk to the person.

[Alex Ernst]

But he fakes it really well, like he's good at it.

[David Dobrik]

Not always.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

He'll fake it for a minute, but then he'll come in and be like, let's go. Don't leave me here. You know, like, jay, why did you leave me with that person? I'm like, it's your mom. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Dude.

[John Stamos]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, how do you feel about Heath moving?

[David Dobrik]

Crazy. I talked to him last night. I was like, wow. It felt like time just, like, went like that, and I was like. And I wasn't noticing that time went by and I was like, oh, fuck.

[Jason Nash]

It's really weird.

[David Dobrik]

Like, he looks mature. Mariah's pregnant. I don't know if I can say that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, no, she's pregnant. People know.

[David Dobrik]

Can I say that? Okay, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And just. Just to see that, I was like, no, it's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

It's crazy. It's. It's weird to think, like, big boy.

[David Dobrik]

Grown up, grown up, grown up.

[Jason Nash]

It's weird to think that that's where we are.

[David Dobrik]

For me to look at you guys to, like, be married and have kids, it's. It's like. It's like watching my own kids grow up and be married and have. You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's really, really bizarre.

[Jason Nash]

When I think of turning the age where I start to have kids, I'm like, oh, my life is completely going to change. But then I look at you and you're kind of doing the same thing we are, but with two kids. So now I'm like, fuck, does it change? Maybe my perspective will change on things.

[David Dobrik]

It's all in your choices, I guess.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's like, if I never quit, like.

[Jason Nash]

What you've taught me is I'm not raising my fucking kids here.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah?

[Alex Ernst]

Where else? I can't see you living anywhere else.

[Jason Nash]

I will. I'm telling you, I will move back to the suburbs. I cannot pay $100,000 for my kids to go to high school every year. I Cannot do that.

[John Stamos]

I mean, that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I think that's crazy.

[Alex Ernst]

And connections that get there, like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Alex Ernst]

So worth it.

[Jason Nash]

You think?

[John Stamos]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, why? It's made so many friends that are like, like, doing cool stuff now. It's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I guess you're right. No, no, if your kid makes it.

[David Dobrik]

Worth it, obviously it's like, yeah, sure, Kids on a fuck up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But I think, I think the risks there is, like, higher. Like, I.

[David Dobrik]

It could go wrong.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I guess I could go wrong anywhere, to be honest.

[David Dobrik]

And the other thing is, like, rich kids, they fall into drugs, cocaine.

[Jason Nash]

It sucks. Because I don't have any other perspective other than mine. And like, my perspective has always been growing up in a small suburb is the best because all you're thinking about every day is, how the fuck do I get out of here?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you want to. You want to make something of yourself. But if you start your life in LA or New York or one of these big cities, like, what's the bigger goal?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Where do you go from there?

[Jason Nash]

Like, you're not, you know, I think you just want to, like, just want to stay there. I just feel like you don't have as big of aspirations as you might have in the Midwest. But again, this is very. Just my perspective. I'm sure kids in LA maybe even have bigger aspirations because they see they're around the success that's more attainable. So maybe there's that side to it too.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I think that's true.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I just. When I. When I. When I hear of what Wyatt's friends are doing, I'm like, one's making a film and he's 19. Like, they're like doing cool shit.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so maybe that's. But then also I feel like you. You can maybe succeed higher in la, but I feel like you could fall even harder.

[Alex Ernst]

Higher ceiling, lower floor.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Like, I feel like the, the. Yeah, it's like, damn pressure.

[David Dobrik]

You want to look at, look at.

[Jason Nash]

All these people around me doing so many cool things. Look at my classmates doing this. My. My. My classmate is in this Marvel movie because his dad's a producer, blah, blah. And then look at me, I'm working.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, that would put.

[Jason Nash]

I'm working at Chipotle when that's a cool fucking job anywhere else in the United States.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You know what I mean?

[David Dobrik]

I think Charlie feels that a little bit. Like, she's like, oh, Wyatt knows what he wants to do. I don't yet.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know, and then we have to always be like, oh, you're 16. Don't worry about it. You'll fucking. You're gonna figure it out.

[Jason Nash]

I guess just growing up is kind of tough in whichever direction you. You cut it, slice it, dice it. You're gonna be okay, Jon.

[John Stamos]

Why are you talking about me, man?

[Jason Nash]

It's gonna be fine.

[John Stamos]

Shut up, dude.

[Alex Ernst]

When we were on the way back, we, like, you made it clear that you needed John on the pod and that it was gonna be like, right when we got home. And I go upstairs and he's playing Starcraft on his computer.

[John Stamos]

No, because nobody was down here. And I was like, oh.

[David Dobrik]

He literally walked in here and watched me setting up.

[Jason Nash]

That's crazy.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

No, John, I went to go pee.

[John Stamos]

Okay?

[Jason Nash]

There was a pee before we started the pot and you were like, up. He's going to pee. I'm gonna play Starcraft. That's fucking insane, dude.

[John Stamos]

It's my day off. I can do whatever the I want. I'm going back to work tomorrow.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[John Stamos]

What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

It's not that you don' even have to be here doing the pod. I very much appreciate it. That's what I'm saying.

[John Stamos]

I'm just saying, like, thank you.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just saying the pain.

[John Stamos]

Hear that, guys?

[Jason Nash]

I'm saying the pain of firing up Starcraft in between five minutes is fucking insane.

[John Stamos]

I didn't know it was.

[Jason Nash]

You could just lay like. Like, I don't know.

[John Stamos]

You know me. Like, I kind of. I got to keep going. I'm like, Jay, dude. I'm honestly like, Jay. I see my life in Jay and that freaks me out, honestly.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, why? Why do you see it?

[John Stamos]

Just. I can see the anxiety and, like, the pessimism and I'm like, fuck, it's in me. It's in me. And I really. I honestly was already like. While you guys are talking, I was already asking, like. Because we brought up 2008. And I was like, jay, you've seen the cycle of highs and lows of life. You said, like, sure, you moved in la. Everything was going right.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And then something happened.

[David Dobrik]

Then I went to the beach and.

[John Stamos]

It started going downhill.

[Jason Nash]

Nine, 11.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, and I've had a lot of ups and downs.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. It's just like. But that scene so much, and I think that's what makes him so, like. Like a sage to me.

[David Dobrik]

I'm always here.

[Jason Nash]

So you see yourself in him and it scares you because you're scared of the failures to come. I think there's One pretty good right now, but as Jay has it, it must come crashing down.

[John Stamos]

Like, whatever. Like, in my. Honestly, it's a terrible way of.

[Jason Nash]

John, you've always been such an optimistic person, though. Where have you gotten your dream?

[John Stamos]

That is not true. I've always been pessimistic. You guys just think I'm optimistic because I'm more optimistic than you guys. Okay? I'm not gonna lie. I see the light better than you guys. When I see.

[Alex Ernst]

When it comes to your inner.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, do this homeless person thing. Okay, what are you gonna say when you see homeless person, what happens? You place your hand on them and you bless them. What do you do?

[John Stamos]

No, I don't. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like, like, when you see a stranger, like, oh, it's a stranger. I'm like, oh, it's a stranger.

[David Dobrik]

You know, like, like, ooh, wait, do.

[Jason Nash]

The homeless person compare? Because I can't imagine where you're going with it.

[John Stamos]

No, I don't know. You know what? I, I, I saw the, I saw. I went up the hill and it said. And it's not, it doesn't lead anywhere, so I'm going to stop there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you saw the dead end sign.

[John Stamos]

I saw the dead end sign.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That was a crazy metaphor. I almost said another analogy because he's, because he's talking about homeless people, and then he's like, when I went up the hill. So you think. You think you're in the story of the homeless person, but really he's painting a metaphor somewhere completely left field. You don't know which that was.

[John Stamos]

Lily.

[Jason Nash]

Inception. Am I in the thought or am I in the dream? Okay. Damn. So you were saying.

[John Stamos]

Never mind. About the homeless person. There was a homeless person. Okay, okay.

[Jason Nash]

That was also made up.

[John Stamos]

It was a hallucination.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. God damn, dude, if. If someone hasn't fucking crashed their car yet on accident, they may be on purpose by now. There. You may be drawing people to the end of the line, John.

[John Stamos]

Okay, this is what this podcast is all about. You guys just talk about anything. Yeah, I talk about everything that pops in my head. Like, like point, one second, I say it out loud.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I know. Sometimes I'm scared that your mouth can't keep up with your brain.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you ever want to come to me for advice?

[John Stamos]

No, I just want to see. No, because. Because if I can see.

[David Dobrik]

Because you've done everything wrong.

[John Stamos]

If I follow your advice, it scares me even more, you know?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Because I'm gonna, I'm gonna Speak this to you, brother? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. It's just like. Yeah, like he's experienced life.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I gave Heath advice last night.

[John Stamos]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, I opened the door, I said, if you ever want to talk to me, I'm here.

[John Stamos]

Like, I can't imagine being a parent, dude. Oh, my God, John.

[Jason Nash]

But you're gonna be fine. Everything's okay.

[John Stamos]

I'm just saying.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just saying. Hey, what are you most stressed out about right now in life?

[John Stamos]

Everything.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, honestly, give me the number one thing. What's the number one thing? Like, what's. Like. What's the category? Work, relationship, daily life, career. Like, bigger than just daily work.

[John Stamos]

It's kind of like that.

[Alex Ernst]

Storytelling.

[Jason Nash]

Storytelling. English. English. Prepositions.

[John Stamos]

Those don't exist. Ok. After high school, college, they don't exist.

[Jason Nash]

What doesn't exist?

[John Stamos]

Prepositions.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[John Stamos]

What is that? He, she. No, no, those are pronouns.

[David Dobrik]

Answer the question. Answer the question. What is. What do you worry about?

[John Stamos]

What do you mean?

[David Dobrik]

Answer his question.

[John Stamos]

Well, it's just like, everything, you know, I'm in my thoughts.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Can you just tell me, is the career mainly?

[John Stamos]

No, it's not. I mean, it's sometimes career. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's just. I have no idea.

[Jason Nash]

All right. Is there anything we can help with?

[John Stamos]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Do you want to send the pod? Should we talk about it? No, but I want to wrap up the pod. But I don't want to just, you know, I want the audience to know what your issue is before they go.

[John Stamos]

It's a deep end. It's a rabbit hole. It's more about me, obviously.

[Jason Nash]

That's why we're asking you.

[John Stamos]

I know. And we don't.

[Jason Nash]

Just say. Just say. What is it?

[John Stamos]

I don't know. I honestly don't know. I mean. Look, look, look.

[David Dobrik]

You should figure that out, though.

[John Stamos]

Whatever's bothering you. I try, I try, but.

[David Dobrik]

Go talk to someone.

[Jason Nash]

Just like you're having, like, a quarter life crisis.

[John Stamos]

Y. You know that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, of course. I'm having one, too.

[John Stamos]

I know. Me also, because you have no idea.

[Jason Nash]

What the fuck? Are you making my. Are you making mine sound worse?

[John Stamos]

Yes, absolutely. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

You think my core life crisis is worse?

[David Dobrik]

You think it's getting worse than you?

[Jason Nash]

That's a weird way to deflect.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, it is. It is a weird way to deflect, but it's just. There's just a lot more pressure for you. And I'm like, damn, if I was in his shoes, I don't know what the fuck I would be doing.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how they do. Hello there, Dave.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what I do either, Dave.

[David Dobrik]

Hello. How they do, Alex. You know what Dave do? I don't know what they do.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

All right.

[Jason Nash]

Right, well, we'll figure this out.

[John Stamos]

I know.

[Jason Nash]

All right. Thank you for joining us, John. Guys, the English dubbed version of John's podcast will be available. We'll be available in a week. We're going to get a voice actor to recreate what John said, but in spoken English. So please join us next week for the next podcast. Thank you, Alex. John, you guys have anything to plug?

[Alex Ernst]

Nope.

[John Stamos]

No. No, no.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

It's okay. I'd like to shout out, Jay, I feel bad. Why do you feel bad?

[David Dobrik]

Fuck it.

[John Stamos]

Close the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

You shouldn't feel bad. Like, I've gone through everything you've gone through. I know exactly where you're sitting. I know exactly where you're sitting. Fuck.

[John Stamos]

And you have no idea what you're gonna go down.

[David Dobrik]

But I went through the same thing you and Dave are going through. Like that quarter life crisis.

[Jason Nash]

This is a little Marvel post credit scene.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I went through the same thing. And I am here if you ever wanna talk to somebody.

[Jason Nash]

Thanks, Jay. Off, off, pod.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, and then I'll just. I'll just tell Dave everything on pod.

[Jason Nash]

She's like. So I had a conversation with John off pod. Welcome back to Views. Gonna tell you guys all about it now. All right, we'll see you guys later, okay?