CAUGHT ASSISTANT SPENDING MY MONEY!!

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash – Episode: “CAUGHT ASSISTANT SPENDING MY MONEY!!”

Release Date: March 16, 2022

In this whirlwind episode of VIEWS, hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash, joined by their friends Natalie Mariduena and Ilya Fedorovich, dive into a series of hilarious mishaps, insightful discussions, and behind-the-scenes revelations that paint an unfiltered picture of life in the YouTube spotlight.

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1. The Dress Code Fiasco

The episode kicks off with a humorous recounting of David’s recent attempt to enter his favorite bar. The conversation begins around the [00:53] mark when Ilya brings up the need to dress up for certain venues. David shares his bizarre experience at the bar, where strict dress codes lead to a comedic standoff with the bouncer.

David Dobrik [02:02]: "I thought he was, like, with me, but it was like, me too."

Despite David’s stylish attempt with an Off-White hoodie, the bouncer insists on no hoodies or hats, leading to a memorable exchange filled with laughter and frustration.

David Dobrik [02:41]: "I can't go in. And he's like, okay, hat can stay."

The group reflects on the oddity of dressing up, especially when it clashes with their usual casual YouTube personas.

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2. The $6,000 Hoodie Mystery

Transitioning into the main controversy, David reveals that his assistant, Natalie, has been spending his money without his knowledge. This revelation around [04:50] unveils a hilarious yet concerning situation where Natalie purchases designer clothes for David, culminating in a $6,000 Off-White hoodie debacle.

Natalie Mariduena [05:01]: "It's not all for you to keep. You were like, I told you..."

David confronts Taylor, his assistant, uncovering the extent of the unauthorized purchases. The ensuing banter is a blend of mock anger and amusement, highlighting the chaotic yet affectionate dynamics within their circle.

Taylor [21:03]: "I was gonna carry this box upstairs and I'm gonna hang them up."

The group navigates the tension with humor, debating whether to return the items or embrace the extravagant additions to David’s wardrobe.

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3. Ilya’s Protein Launch – Xella Fitness

Shifting gears, the focus turns to Ilya’s new venture—a plant-based protein supplement called Xella Fitness. David passionately endorses the product, emphasizing its unique formulation and benefits.

David Dobrik [10:16]: "I believe in this."

Ilya elaborates on the product’s high biotin content, stressing its benefits for hair growth and overall health.

Ilya Fedorovich [10:22]: "It doesn't make you bloaty, it doesn't make you feel gross after you drink it."

The hosts enthusiastically promote Xella Fitness, with opportunities for listeners to win prizes like a Peloton bike, fostering a sense of community and support for Ilya’s entrepreneurial efforts.

Ilya Fedorovich [11:48]: "Visit the site now, you have a chance to win a free peloton."

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4. Reflections on Maturing and Settling Down

As the episode progresses, the conversation delves into personal growth and the realities of aging. David, Jason, and the group discuss the challenges and changes that come with transitioning from their carefree twenties to their more settled thirties.

David Dobrik [18:05]: "It's time to start living, like, a regular life."

They candidly talk about aspirations to settle down, the desire for family, and the pressures that come with societal expectations.

David Dobrik [19:12]: "This is weird to think, but Natalie and I right now, if we wanted to go upstairs, we can make a baby."

The dialogue is peppered with humor and genuine introspection, offering listeners a glimpse into the personal lives of these influential YouTubers.

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5. The Real vs. Vlogged Self

A significant portion of the episode is devoted to exploring the concept of authenticity in the age of social media. David and Jason debate what constitutes the "real me" versus the persona portrayed in their vlogs.

David Dobrik [30:03]: "The real me is making that."

Jason counters by highlighting the difference between curated content and genuine self-expression, leading to a thoughtful exchange on the impact of fame on personal identity.

Jason Nash [33:42]: "They want to know the real you."

This segment resonates with many listeners, addressing the universal struggle of maintaining authenticity in the face of public scrutiny.

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6. Lighthearted Moments and Closing Antics

The episode wraps up with a series of lighthearted exchanges and humorous anecdotes. From discussing unexpected earnings like a porn being shot in David’s old house to playful jabs at each other’s habits, the hosts maintain a lively and entertaining atmosphere until the very end.

Natalie Mariduena [36:29]: "It says Natalina, My Natalie. Neon light is still."

Even as they touch on personal vulnerabilities, the camaraderie remains strong, leaving listeners both entertained and endearingly connected to the hosts.

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Notable Quotes:

• David Dobrik [02:41]: "I can't go in. And he's like, okay, hat can stay."
• Natalie Mariduena [05:01]: "It's not all for you to keep. You were like, I told you..."
• Ilya Fedorovich [10:22]: "It doesn't make you bloaty, it doesn't make you feel gross after you drink it."
• David Dobrik [19:12]: "This is weird to think, but Natalie and I right now, if we wanted to go upstairs, we can make a baby."
• Jason Nash [33:42]: "They want to know the real you."

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Conclusion

In “CAUGHT ASSISTANT SPENDING MY MONEY!!”, VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash offers a candid and humorous exploration of the complexities of fame, personal growth, and authenticity. Through relatable stories and engaging banter, the hosts provide listeners with both laughs and meaningful reflections, encapsulating what it truly means to live the YouTube life behind the camera.

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For those who haven't tuned in, this episode delivers a blend of comedy, confession, and camaraderie, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Usa.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, Nat, we were talking about dressing up nice when we go out to, like, places like the place we were at yesterday. Like, really nice, like, suit, tie, you know.

[Jason Nash]

Where'd you go yesterday?

[David Dobrik]

Stopped it there.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Because it's just like, such a funny note. Like, we were talking about dressing up and now he goes, yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, would you go down?

[David Dobrik]

Because we look like bozos.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I feel like I dressed up.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, yeah? Well, yesterday, David fucking almost didn't get into the place that we were going to.

[Jason Nash]

What happened?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it was really bizarre, rough.

[Jason Nash]

Where did you go?

[David Dobrik]

It looked like he was like our favorite bar. And, like, I got like a three minute, like, conversation with the door guy and he was just like, dude, I told you, no hoodies and hats.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I was like, oh, no hoodies either.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, no hoodies or hats.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know hats.

[David Dobrik]

But it's like the scariest place for me. It's literally like the opposite of everything about me. And I showed him my hair. I was like, I can't go in. And he's like, okay, hat can stay. And then I. And then I showed him. He's like, what's under the shirt? And I lifted it up and it was. It was Iron man holding the gauntlet. So, like.

[Jason Nash]

So I was like, what did he say?

[David Dobrik]

Well, he just laughed, but it was like a really long. I thought he was, like, with me, but it was like, me too.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I didn't understand if he was with you, if he was actually serious until about, like, two and a half minutes in. Then I was like, no, he's actually serious.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but. But he was also still with me.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I don't think he was. I think he was just trying to be nice, but he was definitely like, no, you can't go in.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. But next he let us in, but next time I was like, next time I'm gonna bring the proper clothing. But it Is pretty strange. It's so strange dressing up. I don't. I don't know why I think it's.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Strange, too, but it's kind of nice because, like, we never do it.

[David Dobrik]

No, I've done.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And, like, it's a cool place to do it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Saying you have to go in with a tux. He's like, just put a nice sweater on. Not a hoodie.

[David Dobrik]

We went out last night.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, but I. I say that we should go out.

[David Dobrik]

Like, dude, I had an off white hoodie on yesterday. It's crazy. I. Look at this. Look at what I'm wearing now. What is this?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are these the CL I bought you?

[David Dobrik]

Where? That.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, wait, wait.

[David Dobrik]

Timeout. Okay? So hold on. I found a bunch of clothes in my closet, like, all really nice clothes. And I called Tyler. Tyler or the creator Taylor. I switched out Taylor for a guy Tyler. I called Taylor, and I was like, who paid for these clothes? Like, I don't want to ever pay for, like, a $300 hoodie. Like, that's so pointless. And she told me, I didn't pay for them.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, you definitely paid for them. I didn't just buy you thousands of dollars of fucking clothes.

[David Dobrik]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What's the amount? What are we talking?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, the thing is, it's not all for you to keep. You were like, I told you, okay? David and I had a conversation.

[David Dobrik]

Told me they were free, and that's why I ripped this tag off the off white. I wouldn't be wearing an off white hoodie if it wasn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know why you ripped the tag off the off white hoodie. You're only allowed one off white hoodie.

[David Dobrik]

When I was saving the other one for a better night. I wanted.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, it's fine. You can. You're. You're financially.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You can afford that off white hoodie? Like 700, 800?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's like, what?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

I thought I was, like, overshooting. If I say 300.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you dig the box of new clothes?

[David Dobrik]

It was on a hanger. It was, like, already set up.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, back up, back up. You had a conversation.

[David Dobrik]

No, you back up. You. Why is no one telling me. Isn't that kind of up? That my credit card's being spent on thousands of dollars?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

100% up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Listen to this.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Okay? Yeah, hold on. First, let me. Back up. Let me listen.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, so David and I had a conversation, right? David had a nice little photo shoot the other day, and we Had a conversation about how it'd be nice for him to like, just. You know, he wears the same pants and the same sweater and the same T shirt every freaking day. So he was like. I was like, can I get you some clothes?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, that's when l was here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I was like, I'm down. Send me some. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So I said, can I get you some clothes? So I went on to this website, and I bought, like, a box of things, and we're supposed to go through it and see what you like and don't like. And I would tell you the prices, but you ripped the tag off.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you. You got into the box before you're supposed to.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, no, someone unpacked the box. But what was the total price for all. What was the total price for all the clothes?

[Natalie Mariduena]

22,000. Just kidding his face. I was like. I mean, it was like, six grand for everything.

[David Dobrik]

That's something you should run by me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Hey, I'm buying you t shirts for 6,000.

[Jason Nash]

But some of it's not.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but you're supposed to return whenever you don't. Not everything is expensive. There's only return.

[David Dobrik]

And give me my $5,300 back.

[Jason Nash]

You're not getting into that bar.

[David Dobrik]

It's an off whitehead.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, not only that, but he didn't get into the bar.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I was finally wearing my nice. I was wearing my 700 dol.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Let me preface.

[David Dobrik]

Barely get in there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's just. There's some things in there that are really expensive, like, designer things. Because I thought it'd be nice if you had, like, one or two nice designer things, but you can return them. The other things are just regular pants and T shirts that are, like 50 bucks, 100 bucks. You know, whatever it is for normal stuff. You just happen to grab probably the most expensive thing in the entire box.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you grab the.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You should start your own clothing line.

[David Dobrik]

I want to.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And then it'll all be free.

[David Dobrik]

That's. That's insane. Well, thank you, Natalie, for teaching me the beauty of.

[Jason Nash]

Did you. Like, now everyone's gonna be like, Natalie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Just sitting over here, swiping David's credit card.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's how she bought her fucking house, bro.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I swiped that thing.

[Jason Nash]

How much have you taken from David?

[Natalie Mariduena]

A lot.

[David Dobrik]

You'd be honest if you stole money from me, right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. I've never stolen money.

[David Dobrik]

Be honest. You can. You can even wink at me. Has your mom stolen money from me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Where would she get your money?

[David Dobrik]

Has your mom ever stolen from you stolen my money? Yeah. Because yesterday you and your mom were in a big fight. And I go to Reggie. I was like, did she find out the Natalie find out that her mom's been stealing from her? And Reggie just started laughing so much. I was like, oh, my God, did I guess it right on the head?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, bro, the whole Reggie hasn't been checking my mail for like six months. So all my mortgages, everything has been not being paid for months and months and months. I have, like, thousands of dollars in late fees.

[David Dobrik]

You need to borrow my credit card again?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Honestly? Yeah, I could. I could really use your credit card right now.

[Jason Nash]

I heard Reggie's assistant's not doing his job. E.

[David Dobrik]

Free assistant. As an assistant.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

All right, but we should start dressing nice. Agreed.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

I think you guys should start dressing nice.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Okay, but how nice are we talking? Because I don't want to see you come out with, like, an okay, like, outfit. I want you to, like, come out, like, really well dressed. Oh, like that.

[Jason Nash]

What he has on now is good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

This?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that is like, that's.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What do you wear? I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Pull over with some nice pants.

[David Dobrik]

I'm wearing shorts.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

But not dress shoes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Dress shoes.

[Jason Nash]

You have a problem with pants because of your big butt?

[David Dobrik]

It's the other side of it, actually.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I see. What were you wearing? Did you get into club? Okay.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I was wearing pretty much this. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And you got in like that?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Well, yeah, because, well, we were all together, so he knew that we were all not dressed to code. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Was it. Was it fun?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I love that place. I mean, we. Yeah, a lot of people.

[Jason Nash]

Anybody there that you knew last night?

[David Dobrik]

There's so many people.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I got like, way too packed.

[Jason Nash]

Who was there?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, so many people. In a good way? You keep saying it. It's a bad thing.

[David Dobrik]

Cameron Diaz.

[Jason Nash]

Cameron Diaz was there?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

It's like that. No way.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Cameron Diaz was not there.

[David Dobrik]

It's crazy. You never see those people at, like, clubs or bars.

[Jason Nash]

Is there 50?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, who cares?

[Jason Nash]

But why would they. Don't want to.

[David Dobrik]

But like, Cameron Diaz acts in so many movies where she's older and her like, her and her girlfriends go out to bars. Why doesn't she do that? No one would bother her either.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They'd be like, she is. But they just don't go to your bars. They're just going to random.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe they go, like, low key places.

[Jason Nash]

The place he goes to sounds like a kind of a hot spot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It is. That's why there's nobody There.

[David Dobrik]

What did you just say? Nelly's so dumb.

[Jason Nash]

It's so hot. No one goes there. That's how in it is. JSON. What doesn't make any sense.

[David Dobrik]

It's tough.

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Ilya Fedorovich]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Ilya Fedorovich]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

How much money did you put into Xilla?

[David Dobrik]

Honestly, how much did I put in?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

150,000.

[Jason Nash]

You put in 150 grand.

[David Dobrik]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

How much? What percentage of the company do you own for 150,000?

[David Dobrik]

That was just for fun.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, so you don't own anything? Just gave him 150,000?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Are you proud of this?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I'm so proud of it. I mean, like, there's definitely a few tweaks that I could make, but I love the packaging, I love the taste, I love the ingredients. I love how it makes you feel. It doesn't make you bloaty, it doesn't make you like feel gross after you drink it, you know, so I'M really proud of the product, honestly.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's really good. I am.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And I. Sorry to interrupt. I was just gonna say, I. I love, like, when people try for the first time and then they call me, like, the next day and they, hey, can I have a bag? You know, I'm like, oh, hell yeah. Like, it's working.

[Jason Nash]

Good. Good. Yeah, it's really good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Cool.

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[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Do you like it?

[Jason Nash]

It's delicious. I really do like it.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I really did. Like, I really did try to make it the best tasting plant protein you can.

[David Dobrik]

And, you know, it's Ilya's. You know, this is Ilia's brand because on the back, the one thing he put most of in here is biotin to help your hair grow. I'm surprised you know that there's 500 in here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He also suffers from hair loss.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, isn't that funny? Like, literally everything else is at, like, 125, maybe 20, like, really low numbers. And then biotin is at 500. This may not make you stronger, but it'll sure make your hair stronger.

[Jason Nash]

I told you, more biotin. You know what I like about it is every time I've drank it, I felt great after.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

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[Ilya Fedorovich]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Ilya Fedorovich]

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[David Dobrik]

Let's cut that out of the podcast. So just us visiting the site.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm like, what the Never goes anywhere.

[David Dobrik]

We won.

[Jason Nash]

And you're gonna start to get David and Chape soon as part of. As a promo for Zila.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes, I'm going to try. Maybe in April.

[Jason Nash]

Do you really think that he's going to give himself over to you?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I honestly, like, I've been thinking about it, and whenever Dave puts his mind to something, he'll do it 110%. But this is actually one of the things that he may not do.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I don't think he'll be able to do it.

[David Dobrik]

I won't be able to put my mind to it. That's the thing. It's like, I just don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What does that mean? That means you're not going able to do it?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just saying, like, what I'm saying, I don't think I'll be able to do it.

[Jason Nash]

How much time are you going to waste? On it. In other words, are you going to.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I don't think I'm going to waste much time because it's either he wants to or he doesn't.

[David Dobrik]

He's doing it with Zayn and Heath and already fucking. He's already had like three sit down conversations with Zayn where it's like, Zane, you're either in or you're out, buddy. Yesterday I walked into the movie room and it was Zane and Ilya talking. And Ilya goes, can you give us a minute?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Well, no, there's like when you go, when you go through like a journey or like a transition or transformation, I should say, there's like tough moments and it's not easy. It's really not. It's like you have to have those conversations. I mean, with you I wouldn't because like, I know, you know, to just get it done, but it's not easy for a lot of people.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I did the zilla training fitness.

[David Dobrik]

Program for like, what was it, two days, four hours? Four hours?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I did it for like, I think like two weeks. But on day two I had like a. He had to sit down, talk with me.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

On literally day two, we started cheating. Like, day two. And I'm like, God damn, Matt, why.

[David Dobrik]

Don'T you do it? You're like a natural athlete.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know. I don't know. I know.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I was like, like not eating what you eat, you know, which is like.

[David Dobrik]

Bro, she, I mean, you know what.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what, you know what?

[David Dobrik]

People are like, leave now. A little better eating. You guys should see this. Because she goes in, I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

The fried cheese came to the dinner table the other night.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I didn't even order that.

[David Dobrik]

I know you didn't, but it's.

[Jason Nash]

I know you. But it was like in front of me and Natalie, Natalie was like reaching for it and I was like, oh, man, this is in the wrong spot.

[David Dobrik]

But the thing about Natalie is like, she'll like, she'll like order something like strawberry covered or banana cover or chocolate covered strawberries.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like, she doesn't stop there. Like, she has to go get the peanut butter out, get like the marshmallow spread that she has and like make a full fucking layered sandwich.

[Jason Nash]

I know, but what she makes looks so good too though.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, of course.

[Jason Nash]

But like, yeah, she does.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And I'll tell you one thing, honestly, this is coming from a friend. I think that you're currently in like a snowball effect of like this like, awesome. Of this, like awesome.

[David Dobrik]

Like you look like a snowball.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, proceed.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, I'm just saying, like, you're, like, you're very used to this really good food, and it's not a bad thing, per se, but I just think it's extremely difficult to kind of, like, derail yourself from that and take, like, the healthy route every single day.

[David Dobrik]

But also, to be fair, like, I'm also snowball effect.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I. I mean, it doesn't help that, literally, I'm with Dave. Okay, you know what? The real reason why I can't get fit is because I'm here all day long, and by the time I'm done being here, I'm tired.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That's not tr. You work out in the morning. You got to work out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but I mean, I'm. I work so, like, I'm always working so late, and I'm just tired.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, you have appointments, like, four hours a day. You're literally never here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not true.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You can. You can find time. Like, if it's your actual goal, you can find time for it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, for sure.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You know that. Like, you know that that's true.

[Jason Nash]

So what happened after the two weeks you just said it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I went to Cancun. And.

[Jason Nash]

What did you tell Ilya?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, there was an. Talking on it. I was still grinding away, no margaritas.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I saw her story, and I was like, all right, well, that's it.

[David Dobrik]

Why don't you do it with me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You keep saying that.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you two should do it together. That's. Dude, that'd be fun. And that'll. That'll inspire Dave to do it if you're there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it would be the opposite.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it would be the opposite.

[Jason Nash]

It would.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He doesn't like when there's somebody else, like, competing with him, like, when it comes to working out.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I don't like competition in the workout room.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, and that's fine, but what was.

[Jason Nash]

Ilya's story the other day that was so funny? You showed me his story, his Instagram story about his live show.

[David Dobrik]

God, bro, Ilya. Ilya's doing, like, a live show for his fucking podcast and, dude, because that's.

[Jason Nash]

Such a fucking dumb idea, maybe we could do that. David, you asshole.

[David Dobrik]

Fuck that.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa. What?

[David Dobrik]

Listen, listen, listen.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

March 15, 5pm Go buy tickets.

[Jason Nash]

Why can't we do a live show?

[David Dobrik]

What are you doing? Is this putting me into talk about a live show?

[Jason Nash]

I'm derailing your story.

[David Dobrik]

Doing this promo for. You're also doing it in person right now. People can come see you.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, no, no, it's all virtual.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. It's all virtual. Okay. So it's like. It's an online live show. And. And he's just like. And he's like, I know what some of you guys are thinking. Like, will I be able to watch in Nebraska? Yes. What about if I'm in Vermont? Yes. What about Oklahoma? You'll be able to watch it literally anywhere, even on your toilet. And that's his Instagram story. And I responded. I'm like, dude, that's what the fucking Internet is like. You don't have to fucking explain it to people.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, but, like. No, a lot of people were. No, he was getting.

[Jason Nash]

He was getting DMs. He was like, Guys, I'm getting a lot of DMs about it. And he's like, the show is virtual.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

A lot of people online, so you can be any. He was explaining.

[David Dobrik]

But he listed three states.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he did.

[David Dobrik]

And then as on top of it, it didn't seem like a joke. And on top of it, he's like, you could be on the toilet.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Natalie just got her food delivered.

[David Dobrik]

What'd you order?

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's got a coffee with the bagel, side of beef.

[David Dobrik]

Starbucks order. Can I get a latte and barbecue back ribs, ma'am? I'll be only here. Jesus Christ.

[Jason Nash]

Did you know Starbucks has brisket now?

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, please stop calling us for briskets. You got a weird life, huh?

[Jason Nash]

It's so weird today. It is some weird shit today, which.

[David Dobrik]

Is normal, but, like, it is kind of. It's a bizarre life. Life in the middle of our lives.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Yes, yes. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's like you're. What, you're driving your kids to school at 6.

[Natalie Mariduena]

45.

[David Dobrik]

That is it. Which it's so crazy because it's like, I'm thinking about that, like, Zane is 30 now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Todd is. How old is Todd?

[Natalie Mariduena]

30.

[David Dobrik]

That's. My parents had me when they were 22.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, this is like, a very normal thing to.

[Jason Nash]

If 32.

[David Dobrik]

If Todd and Natalie got married, like, the way I would have to react would be like, oh, my God, congrats. But in my head, I'd be like, what the.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know what I mean? I'd be like, you guys got married?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What about one? Okay. And Saddle Ranch. What are we gonna do?

[Jason Nash]

You're also a lot younger.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That five years is a lot. That you're the age from, like, 25 to 30. You do so much growing up.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, that's the crazy part is it's like, it's like, time to kind of start settling down.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's. It's time to start living, like, a regular life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like that's. It's kind of cool and also kind of exciting now.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

My mom says she wants grandkids. The other day on the phone, I was like, what the.

[David Dobrik]

Did you just go, you mom?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah. And it was International Women's Day. I just didn't want to be mean, but I would have said that. Weird, man.

[David Dobrik]

It is a strange thing, but, like, we're like, at that age where it's so normal to, like, start a family.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, just the juices you have inside. Like, this is weird to think, but Natalie and I right now, if we wanted to go upstairs, we can make a baby.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know what I mean? Like, we have the means to, like, we don't need, like, we don't need to call somebody or, like, order, like a special machine. We could just go do it.

[Jason Nash]

It's. It's crazy. Or like, if not and surprise you.

[David Dobrik]

Nine months and be like, you won't believe this, but look.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. It's an alien, David.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Or if Natalie has the bitchiest, most indecisive creature ever.

[David Dobrik]

Fuck you. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Actually.

[David Dobrik]

Guys, we brought Taylor into the studio. Taylor's actually the reason this all went down. I called you about these clothes. Yeah, you were with your friend, which you didn't tell me, which I was already embarrassed by.

[Jason Nash]

Why are you embarrassed?

[David Dobrik]

Well, because I called her right away and I was like, who paid for these clothes? And then she was like, I'm with my friend. And I was like, I mean, I paid for these clothes. I'm happy about them. No, but you're on speaker. I called you. I called you at the clothes and like, obviously they're like designer clothes, right?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, who paid for these? And you were like, you got them for free? And then I was like, get the fuck out of here. I got all these for free. And then turns out Natalie used my credit card to buy $6,000 worth.

[Taylor]

I wasn't aware of that. I had no idea what kind of.

[David Dobrik]

Communication is going on here where you didn't know that Taylor.

[Taylor]

Well, there was box that was brought in.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And you assume anything in a box is free?

[Taylor]

Well, I mean, you never get new clothes that Natalie orders. That's like a first.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Was a very rare circumstance.

[Taylor]

U they were all from revolve and I just assumed they were sitting at the front, like, of the house for X amount of time and I was like, I'm gonna carry this box upstairs and I'm gonna hang them up.

[David Dobrik]

You know this is coming out of your paycheck, right?

[Taylor]

Oh, great.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thank you.

[Taylor]

Now I'll be living on the streets.

[Jason Nash]

I think the problem is they were hung.

[David Dobrik]

That's the problem.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. If they were never hung.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, if we're gonna point, what's their place? If we're gonna point at anybody, it is Taylor, right? Taylor's at fault.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it's obviously you because you're fucking stupid.

[David Dobrik]

I'm wearing the clothes right now, but guess what? I know I'm actually wearing the hoodie right now that I got. But fun fact, check this out. If you're watching it.

[Taylor]

Oh, great.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Now we're not going to return it. Everyone's going to know that you're.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, because everybody that works at Off White, we get an email from Off White. Don't even bother returning those we saw. I am wearing the tag. So on my new Off White hoodie that I have, because. How much are these again? Like 800 bucks?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's going right back.

[Taylor]

Well, did you enjoy the one that you did take the tag off?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I did enjoy it.

[Taylor]

Yeah. It seems like you liked it.

[David Dobrik]

I did until I went to my favorite bar that I like and he had me take it off because you're not allowed to wear hoodies. It was fun up until I walked to the door.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We're filming Discovering David Dobrik the show. It's such a fucking bizarre name. I know, but it's so tough to tell people, like, what they're like when people, like when I write name of your show Discovering David Dobrik. You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's long.

[David Dobrik]

Like when I. When I run into people on the beach and like, they're like, maybe they know me, but they don't know the show. And then they asked me about the show and I'm like, yeah, it's on Discovery. It's called Discovering David Dobrik. How often are you on the beach? Actually? Recently, a lot.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you looking at me like, I know what.

[David Dobrik]

It really went to Costa Rica with me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were on the beach a lot.

[Jason Nash]

What are the two of you doing.

[David Dobrik]

On the beach late at night? Never said late at night. Yeah, we were on it late at night too. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I like where you're going, Joe.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's funny not being David Dobrik and telling people that you're on a show called Discovering David Dobrik. They're like, what? It's very. What are you doing?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I am his handler, but we were filming the segment where I met with, like, a spiritual. Almost like spiritual guide. Is that fair to say, Jay? Yeah, yeah. Like a spiritual person.

[Jason Nash]

Did you have an awakening?

[David Dobrik]

She made me cry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They literally. Right after you did it, the producers came over to me and they're like. I think we really. He really had a moment there, and they were. I was like, oh, my gosh, that's so great. Yeah. But they were all like. Everyone was pretty stoked that you had, like, a very deep emotional.

[David Dobrik]

It was really interesting. I did this thing. I mean, you'll see it on the show, but. Sorry. It was really interesting. You'll see on the show, but.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What's wrong with you?

[David Dobrik]

Sorry. I had edibles before I walked in.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Emotions are difficult or.

[David Dobrik]

It was. It was really.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you going to cry?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God, you're crying.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm not. Is it the worst when you get embarrassed and someone goes, oh, my God, you're turning red? It's the fucking. Natalie does it all the time. She's such a bitch.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't. Yeah, no, because I know this is.

[David Dobrik]

How you say it. You go, oh, my God, look at.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You getting all right.

[David Dobrik]

That's what you do.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, well, I do that to you just to fuck with you. I don't do that to, like, anybody.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my gosh. That's how she talks. I fucking hate it. But I was talking to her and she was like, tell me a little bit. A little bit about yourself. And then somehow, for some reason, we got into, like, me talking about, like. Well, I feel like there's two parts of me. Like, I feel like one part of me wants to leave everything that I do and, like, move to France and start a new life and just, like, worry about my family and that's it. And then there's another part of me that still wants to do the whole LA thing and, like, work at it and, like. Right. Really do this for the next 20 years. She is interesting thing. She, like. She's like, okay, name. Name one of your. Name one of those personalities. Because it sounds like there's two different personalities. You're communicating with each other. Okay, So I named one Francis for the guy from France, and I gave Andy to the guy from la.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you come up with this advice?

[David Dobrik]

Well, because on. On the bottom of Woody's shoe is Andy.

[Jason Nash]

Okay?

[David Dobrik]

So I just. So that's like, one of my first Hollywood memories is Andy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I Would have been like, David and Dave. I wouldn't have gone that deep.

[David Dobrik]

So it was interesting. So then she had. She had me. She's like, what does Francis want to tell me? So she had me sit on the left of the couch, and she had me talk as Francis.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And then she had me turn as Francis and talk to Andy. And then she had me do the same thing. Then she had me talk as Andy, and she had me tell Francis stuff. And she had me as Andy, tell her stuff. It was really bizarre, and it made me cry because it was just like. It was a lot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Who cried? Francis or Andy or David?

[David Dobrik]

But what.

[Jason Nash]

What part? Like, what are some of the things that Andy said? What are some of the things that David said? Francis.

[David Dobrik]

Francis ended up suffocating Andy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Choking him out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, man.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, can you describe more? Like, what is.

[David Dobrik]

They had a gang bang. Francis, where was David in the gang bang? So the three of those. Yeah, the threesome. What Can I describe what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like. Like, who. Define who is Francis and who is Andy more so than like, well, I.

[David Dobrik]

Don'T want to talk about. Because it'll be on the show, so I want to let you see it there. But, like, it's like, it was. And it was just me and Andrea and, like, the camera people, which is kind of like. That's tough to, like, open up in front of camera people. So, like. But yeah, but it was so bizarre. I was, like, so shocked that she got me to cry. I was like, what the.

[Jason Nash]

What made you cry about it?

[David Dobrik]

Well, it was like Francis talking about how much he wants to, like, do this thing and move to France, but he doesn't want. He doesn't want Andy to give up on what he's always wanted in his life. And then Andy's like, I really envy your life, Francis, but I feel like my job's not done here. So I was like, wow. Yeah. This is.

[Jason Nash]

This is something that I would, like, never expect to hear out of his mouth ever. Like, two years ago, if I was like, yo, Dave, let's try an exercise. You'd be like, jay, shut the up. Jay, what are you saying?

[David Dobrik]

This is very good.

[Jason Nash]

Why didn't you tell me this on the bus?

[David Dobrik]

Well, Andrea told me not to tell anybody.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

And then Natalie just brought it up earlier in the living room, and she was like, yeah, the whole crew came bragging about how you were crying.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

They didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They weren't. They didn't tell me, like, any details because they wanted to Preserve it as a private moment and obviously for the show.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's a private moment.

[David Dobrik]

It' Andrea was like, even though it's going to be on the show, like, keep this moment between us until then. But.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

But you guys brought it up, so I decided to share it here. But yeah, yeah, it's pretty interesting. Never been moved like that.

[Jason Nash]

And so where are you with it? What will you do?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I don't know, man. That's tough.

[Jason Nash]

You think about leaving back to Costa.

[David Dobrik]

Rica to meet Andrea.

[Jason Nash]

Andrea's married, by the way, so slow down.

[David Dobrik]

And I think they're like that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, Andrea could, like, come here and, like, sort of be like a life coach for you in some way. Like a month.

[Jason Nash]

She'd probably love that.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that'd be kind of cool.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That would be really cool. Full circle moment, for sure.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you mean like somebody that's with him all day?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, not with him all day. No, no, but like, like, somebody. It's hard. I feel like it's hard.

[Jason Nash]

Caretaker.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think. No, no, not a babysitter or just.

[David Dobrik]

Put me in a straight jacket.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think that way you don't.

[David Dobrik]

Have to keep an eye on me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's such, like, a stigma around, like, therapy and things sometimes, and maybe it's, like, easier to have a conversation with somebody who's just, like, real and, like, just at that level with you.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I don't know. I think she has more of stigma around her than a therapist. Like, I think therapist is more conversational. This was, like. This is like, something I wasn't expecting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, But I feel like therapists kind of has, like, this, like, where a therapist is kind of, like, up here and they're talking to you and they know everything, whereas, like, someone that's a spiritual guidance or guide is kind of, like, on the same playing field with you. Like, they're just. I don't know. I feel like that connection is different than when a therapist talks to you.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe. Yeah. Andrea is down. Come by.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But over here.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, by the way, if you're watching our lights guys, for the remainder of the podcast, we just had a power outage here at the house, so if you're watching the video version of this, the lights behind us just went out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Is this something you want to share with everybody?

[David Dobrik]

Sure. What do you want me to say?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Yo, you always say I don't share a lot, but I was thinking about it. I feel like I share a lot.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't say you don't share A lot.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay. Because you're always like, open up and stuff.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. I think it's always good to open up.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean, open up? Joe asked me a question. I'll be completely honest.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Do you want to give up YouTube?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Somewhat. Not. I don't know. I. I kind of do. Kind of don't. I feel like I've done it. I don't know. I don't know how to answer this in, like, the sweetest way possible. There's different days where I do in different days or I don't. Like, I'm so happy with the videos I've created, and I made so many of them where I'm like. Like, I've completed everything I wanted to finish on YouTube. Like, I'm, like, really content with those videos. And, like, that's it. Like, I do want to put a bow on it and wrap it up and be like, next. Next thing. What else can I do? Can I go fishing?

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever it is. I don't know. But yeah. And also, I'm not in the same, like, mindset I was before.

[Jason Nash]

What was that mindset?

[David Dobrik]

It was like, full blown happiness, and you couldn't penetrate it. You couldn't penetrate it. My least favorite question. So when people would come up to me and they'd go, what's the real David like? And I'd be like, get the out of here. I'd be like, this is it, like, what you're getting? It's like. It's like, yeah, but, like, the YouTube video is like, it's not all real. And I'd be like, yeah, neither is a film or a TV show. But, like, the process of making it is real to me. And that's so fun.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like the process of. Of filming a montage at Coachella. Yes. We're not going like this the entire time at Coachella, but, like, it's like filming anything.

[Jason Nash]

I think that's the problem.

[David Dobrik]

That's. The real me is making that.

[Jason Nash]

I think that's the problem is that that can't be the real you.

[David Dobrik]

God, you're one of them.

[Jason Nash]

Like, you never. You weren't. You don't have.

[David Dobrik]

But a real you. But, Jay, I don't think that's fair.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

Like, because, like, how can. How could someone ask me what the real me is? The real me is the same as the real Joe. The real now. The real Jason, the real you. It's like, you were different when you were 20. You were different when you were 30. You're different now. It's you're consistently the real you. You're just a different age with a different perspective. Like, that's not fair to assume that your final form is when you're 45 and you know everything, every step of your way is your real you.

[Jason Nash]

Me. That can't be someone's reality because it's not reality.

[David Dobrik]

But why? Why is creating not a reality?

[Jason Nash]

Because it's not. It's not something that you can really. Everybody can relate to.

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean? I can't relate to astronauts, but that does that. I'm not going to go and be like, you're not really an astronaut. Like, you can't be an astronaut. What's the real you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you just saying because, like, it's not true.

[Jason Nash]

Like, the real you. For instance, when you had a girlfriend.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

And when you broke up.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You were upset.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And we all were. And.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And you need to get her back.

[Jason Nash]

And. And, you know, but that didn't. That wasn't in your videos.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, there's a part of reality that wasn't included. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's not the real you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but that's still. That's like, that's kind of.

[Jason Nash]

In other words, if I watch one.

[David Dobrik]

Of your videos, it's not a 360 degree angle of me. Totally.

[Jason Nash]

So what I'm saying is that question is valid. So it's like, if I watch one of your videos and I get, you know, a fast car, Okay. I get some hijinks with Ilya, and I get some funny jokes with Natalie, I'm like, cool. He seems like a cool guy. And then I see you at a party.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't know that's what you want. That's what people wanted. Like, am I. Yeah, I think that's what people want. They're like, no shit.

[Jason Nash]

They want to know. They want to know the real you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, well, I think people literally didn't think. No shit. I think people literally just assumed.

[Jason Nash]

That's a good point.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Where the reality. People don't, like, conceptualize the fact that, like, four minutes does not actually equate to a full week of time, you know? Like, they just see that and that's all they got, you know?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I guess. Okay, I get your argument. I get it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get yours.

[David Dobrik]

But it's also. But it's also like, who cares? Like, like.

[Jason Nash]

Well, they do. They asked.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, because.

[David Dobrik]

Right, but. But I guess that's what would bother me is like, why do you care? Like, just. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's an interesting side of fame, for sure. Like, I would pay so much money to find out what Dave Chappelle is really like, because I'm crazy for him.

[David Dobrik]

I'm sure he's just, like, really relaxed on his couch and just sits there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, probably.

[David Dobrik]

I'm sure that's what it is. And I'm sure somehow he gets fired up when, like, he's feeling funny. And I feel like 80% of the time, he just hanging out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. So the answer to how it answer that is the real me is fun and sad. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I watched an old video of mine today because I was, like, clipping it for Facebook, and it was pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You know what it was?

[David Dobrik]

I wouldn't go that far.

[Jason Nash]

It was when I gave everybody gifts.

[David Dobrik]

I do like those. I actually.

[Jason Nash]

It was fun because it was like, you didn't get any good gifts. I actually was funny.

[David Dobrik]

I actually really like your videos.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, thank you.

[David Dobrik]

I'm David.

[Jason Nash]

What's the real Jason like?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. But. But I did. I do like those because they were like. So I watched, like, I think two, like, seven months ago, and by accident.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

My autoplay was still on.

[David Dobrik]

I was. I woke up to the autoplay on my tv. No, but it was. It was really cool because, like, you know when your vlogs turn on? Like, I mean, like, let's not kid ourselves. Like. Like, a lot of times when other people vlog, people go, yes, let's do it. And then when you vlog, if they're sitting like this, they may even slouch lower. So. So if we're talking about the real people, that's when you get the real.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you get the real stuff on my channel.

[David Dobrik]

So that's why I do. I do enjoy it. So maybe. Maybe I just answer my own question.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Who is the real me?

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Or yesterday, Joe vlogged me all day. I was in the worst mood.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

The worst mood. But then I watched it, and I was like, oh, that's cool. I kind of showed a side of myself, like.

[David Dobrik]

Like, this sucks.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I'm in a bad mood.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. That is cool. Yeah. And it's cool to watch that back and be like, I wasn't. I remember why I was in a good mood that day.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Thank God. I'm better now.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Did you watch the porn in your old bedroom? The video?

[David Dobrik]

No. Someone made a porn in my. My old house that I sold. Someone rented it, renting it for, like, 50 grand a month? Yes. And Natalie's art on the wall is.

[Jason Nash]

In the back of the video.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Really? And now there's a full on porn that was shot at my house.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It says Natalina, My Natalie. Neon light is still.

[David Dobrik]

You watched the video?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I did. I did see it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you did. Wait, you have the account? It's like a paid account? Like it's not free?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it's free. Oh, well, you know what? Somebody sent me screen recordings of it. I think that's what I watched in my DMs.

[David Dobrik]

Oh yeah?

[Jason Nash]

Was there any from Jason?

[David Dobrik]

Yo, now I screen recorded this for you. Probably don't have an account. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you Jason, Natalie and Ilya for being here. Seriously. Go check out Zela. What's the website?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Zelafitness.com.

[David Dobrik]

Go check it out. You can't buy the product yet, but you can, you can sign up for.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

The launch list, which immediately gives you a chance to win a peloton.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, and everybody wants a brand new peloton. So make some space in your garage because it is coming. All right, guys, we'll see you soon. This has been a views podcast. My name is Jeff. Bye guys.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Peace be.