VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Coming Clean to My Ex
Release Date: September 24, 2025

Overview

This lively episode plunges listeners behind the scenes of YouTube superstar David Dobrik and co-host Jason Nash’s lives, blending comedic confessions, pop culture deep-dives, and candid storytelling. The spotlight is on outrageous party antics, viral YouTube bits, and a remarkably revealing listener call-in segment where a jaw-dropping college confession unfolds in real time. Authentic, irreverent, and refreshingly self-deprecating, the crew leans all the way into their signature blend of intimacy and absurdity.

Main Segments & Highlights

1. Starting Up: Vlogs, Stunts, and Firemen

[01:07 – 05:12]

• The team reunites fresh off posting a big vlog, still running on adrenaline.
• Alex Ernst returns, reprising his running birthday candle bit for Vardon—but this year with a fire truck, sledgehammer, and literal “flood team” on standby.
• Detailed logistics are recounted, including prepping Susie’s room, the comedy in expecting a flood response before damage, and the firemen’s barely disguised enthusiasm for property destruction.
• Notable banter:
  • Jason on the fireman: “You could see there was a little piece of him that was like, man, I could go do this for a living.” [03:12]
  • David: “It’s really funny when they get there. But the bit’s not done. Like, the bit hasn’t started yet, so it’s like they’re there, almost like they predicted a flood.” [02:39]

2. Boob Jobs, Gossip, and Paris Hilton's Party

[05:13 – 13:41]

• Natalie addresses persistent rumors about surgery after her absence (quickly veering into a hilarious bit about ovarian cyst cover stories and the rules of police interrogation).
• The crew describes experiencing Paris Hilton’s extravagant housewarming party in Mark Wahlberg’s former $90 million estate.
• Discussion on Paris Hilton’s legacy, her tabloid heyday, and 2000s celebrity culture.
• Paris’s unique touch: the party transitions into an exclusive dance session, with her personally DJing and using quirky pre-recorded “ad breaks” to thank brands.
• Quote:
  • David: “You don’t realize she’s actually really rich... She’s part of the Hilton family. Like the Hilton Hotel collection.” [08:19]
  • Natalie: “She just feels like her own individual.” [08:26]
• Narratives of celebrity “feuds,” especially the infamous “fire crotch” incident between Paris, Lindsay Lohan, and others.

3. Surprising Vardon: Tesla vs. The Mystery Box

[16:05 – 18:24]

• Back to vlog bits: David and Alex set up a prank where Vardon, a fan-favorite, must choose between a Tesla and a mystery box (containing only a note: “You should have kept the Tesla”).
• Family dynamics (Vardon’s mom pleading for the Tesla), production stress, layers of psychological mischief, and behind-the-scenes perspective drive the comedy.
• Quote:
  • David: “It was the most amount of reverse psychology or mental warfare I’ve ever had to play with anybody in my entire life.” [17:15]

4. The Costco Guys and Social Media Fame

[18:26 – 19:41]

• The "Costco guys" appear in a new bit, executing their influencer shtick with real professionalism.
• Social media interactions blur with real-life fan requests for tailored videos—likened to “the Disney World of social media experiences.”
• Quote:
  • David: “They understand the joke of it and everything... It was the most amazing thing.” [18:46]

5. The Sperm Race Bit: Oversharing, Science, and Comedy

[20:01 – 25:56]

• A Vlog Squad “sperm race,” motivated by Zane, becomes an event: samples are collected, “top sperm” digitally raced, and the results integrate both sincere competition and off-the-wall humor.
• Hilarious behind-the-scenes details about collecting the samples, failed ideas (cum slime? No thanks), and the complicated logistics.
• Harry Jowsey’s sperm takes an early lead but veers off course, letting Ilya snag victory; Jason’s sperm finishes… nine minutes later than everyone else.
• Memorable confession:
  • Jason: “Jason’s wife was there and she was like, ‘sometimes when you come on my arm, it ends up on my neck. It just travels so quickly.’” [23:46]
  • David: “Once the first drop hits, it’s game over. Just fucking let it go.” [50:32]

6. Real Talk: Memory Loss & Friendship Reboots

[25:56 – 28:00]

• The crew ponders hypotheticals: if someone lost all memory, what unique trait or memory would ‘prove’ their bond?
• David jokes about knowing specific (sometimes intimate) details.
• Anecdotes on ordering food, Natalie’s love for sandwiches, and little things that make people unmistakable to their close friends.
• Quote:
  • David: “Yo, your mom’s really hard to talk to. And then you’re like, oh my God.” [27:46]

7. Car Culture: Hot Girls, Asshole Drivers, and Road Rage

[29:16 – 32:48]

• Opinions on which cars attract the most “hot girls” (white Tesla Model Y) and which have the “biggest asshole drivers” (BMW).
• Reflections on road rage, David’s unflappable attitude, and how to deal with aggressive drivers.
• Notable exchange:
  • Jason: “If I ever get cut off in traffic... it’s always a BMW. A white one.” [30:55]
  • David: “I love people with road rage... people that get angry during the day about small things and they’re being serious are not real humans.” [31:15]

8. Jonah’s Hollywood Shuffle (Fake It Till You Make It)

[32:55 – 36:05]

• David roasts friend Jonah for hyping nonexistent movie deals—falling for “David Spade is in! No wait, Mark Wahlberg now!” as he cycles through rumored celebrity attachments.
• Jason draws parallels to real Hollywood tactics: “a little bit of lying until you get what you want... promises to one person that another is involved.”
• Quote:
  • Jason: “In Hollywood, you kind of—it’s always a little bit of faking till you make it.” [34:41]

9. [Listener Call] Jesse’s Infamous Public “Pooping” Incident

[37:18 – 47:14]

• [37:35] — The Main Event: David calls listener Jesse, whose direct message promised a public ‘pooping’ story so wild it left jaws on the floor.
• She describes running back to a hotel from brunch at a college formal, failing to make it in time, stashing her soiled clothes in a potted plant, and fooling everyone—including her then-date (now estranged).
• Following encouragement, Jesse calls her ex live on air to come clean. The twist: he already knew about both the plant and another futon “accident,” and holds no grudge.
• Memorable moments:
  • Jesse: “So I dug up the mulch, shoved my pants and underwear [in the potted plant], and right as I pulled on my shorts my date walks in.” [40:07]
  • Ex (reacting live): “I do… I’ve never been able to look at this from the outside perspective. Like, you just are just, like, peeing and pooping all over, like, all my stuff.” [46:36]
  • David: “This is incredible that he knew this entire time… he just accepted you for this.” [47:01]

10. Squad Confessions: Natalie’s Own “Pee Story”

[48:06 – 50:36]

• Natalie recounts an LA night out: unable to hold it after a long car ride to a club, she ends up peeing herself while running down Sunset Boulevard.
• The mortification, escape via an unregistered Mercedes, and the relief at not being caught.
• David draws sympathetic parallels (the moment you realize you can’t stop peeing).
• Quote:
  • Natalie: “I booked it out of that Tesla down the street. And as I’m running, I am just peeing myself all the way down the sidewalk.” [49:06]

Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• David, on being recognized in the middle of a prank:
  “It’s the Disney World of social media experiences.” [19:36]
• Natalie, on hype and social media perceptions:
  “She just feels like her own individual.” [08:26]
• Jason, on collecting sperm samples:
  “Me and Ilya had sex. Harry didn’t… Not with each other.” [22:13]
• David, on letting go (literally):
  “Once the first drop hits, it’s game over. Just fucking let it go.” [50:32]
• Jesse’s ex, unfazed:
  “It happens to the best of us. We’ve all been there.” [46:12]
• Natalie, post-peeing:
  “My pants are soaked. I could not hold it any longer.” [49:06]

Closing Thoughts

The episode is a candid mix of hilarious behind-the-scenes YouTube stories, nostalgic takes on ’00s tabloid drama, and some of the rawest listener confessions yet. From birthday stunts and outrageous bodily function stories to friendly mockery and the reality of Hollywood “fake it till you make it” culture, David, Jason, and the gang continue to serve up intimate, offbeat, and surprisingly heartwarming moments.

Key Timestamps for Skimmers

• Fire Truck Bit with Alex Ernst: [01:53 – 03:27]
• Paris Hilton Party: [06:07 – 11:20]
• Vardon’s Tesla Mystery Box: [16:05 – 18:24]
• Sperm Race Bit: [20:05 – 25:56]
• Car Stereotype Debate: [29:16 – 32:48]
• Listener Call: Jesse’s Story: [37:35 – 47:14]
• Natalie’s “Pee Story”: [48:06 – 50:36]

Whether you’re here for reckless YouTube bits, wild celebrity parties, relentless banter, or the sheer, unfiltered humanity of “coming clean” to an ex, this episode is classic VIEWS—raunchy, sincere, and unmistakably real.