Confronting Corinna About the Ferrari

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Confronting Corinna About the Ferrari
Date: November 19, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively, fast-paced episode features hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash joined by special guest Corinna Kopf. The central theme revolves around Corinna confronting David about never giving her anything in their years of friendship—despite her gifting him an extravagant Ferrari—and the emotions, banter, and musings about generosity, friendship, and gratitude that follow. The trio veers into discussions about relationships, sex, money, social media, and life in the influencer fast lane, blending their signature irreverence with a rare moment of real talk.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Corinna and David’s “Unrequited” Hookup Saga

• The episode opens with Corinna teasing David for never taking her up on her repeated offers to hook up, humorously dissecting his hesitancy and anxieties about performance and being judged.
• David admits he’s uncomfortable and self-conscious:
  • Quote [02:24] David: “You're just, like, so vocal, and, like, you're pretty ruthless. And I... I just, like, don't want the review after.”
• Corinna insists she would never judge, expressing surprise and minor sadness at David's insecurity.
• The hosts joke about whether they ever fooled around, with playful back-and-forth and vivid recollections of past almost-encounters.
• They riff about vlogging their first time together and rating the experience for content, playfully proposing bet sites to predict how it would go.

2. Relationship Banter & Friendship Dynamics

• Jason briefly discusses his own (vanilla) relationship, contrasting himself with Corinna’s flamboyant persona.
• There’s an extended riff on whether David is “gay” for not wanting to hook up with Corinna, to which David responds self-deprecatingly and with humor.
  • Quote [20:23] Jason: “You've convinced the audience for the last half hour that you are 100% gay.”
  • Quote [44:21] Corinna: “David is still fucking gay.”
• The group reminisces about their first meeting and wonders how their friendship would have changed if they’d hooked up at 17.
  • Quote [19:39] Corinna: “It would have been a little bit weirder, like if you were in a relationship... it really would.”
• They touch on catch-22s of sex and friendship, and Corinna’s “man mentality” about no-strings casual encounters ([21:53]).

3. Lavish Gifts, The Ferrari, and Feelings of Being Overlooked

• The main confrontation: Corinna calls David out for never gifting her anything despite her giving him a half-million-dollar Ferrari.
  • Quote [26:54] Corinna: "David has never given me anything... Nothing. In the 10 years I've known you..."
• Corinna’s frustration isn’t about money but effort, feeling left out despite being close for a decade. She compares David’s generous gift-giving to friends, citing Teslas, Lambos, and memorable experiences.
  • Quote [27:53] Corinna: "It's not about money. I'm not asking for a car or thing, but, like, you've given Zayn something he's liked, okay?"
• David insists he didn't mean to overlook Corinna and expresses genuine appreciation for the Ferrari, feeling she’s hard to shop for since she already has everything.
  • Quote [30:40] David: “I don’t know what to get you. I don’t know what to get you.”
• The group discusses possible reciprocal gifts or experiences, finally agreeing on planning a trip together for memories over material things.
  • Quote [34:38] David: “With you, so I would love to get you something.”
  • Quote [35:00] David: “Done. We're doing it.”

4. Corinna’s Life, OnlyFans Success, and Social Media Hustle

• Corinna shares she's making $600,000+ a month on OnlyFans ([16:39]), drawing playful envy and awe.
• They joke about content, cross-promoting platforms, and the "humble flexes" of living on a farm, building a house, and luxury pets and vehicles.
  • Quote [23:39] Corinna: “I do take a lot of baths. I don’t really do much all day.”
• Corinna and David riff on the absurdity of rich people "arguing" over who has given or received more expensive gifts ([31:13]).
• Corinna also plugs her OnlyFans and social channels, reflecting on multi-platform strategy ([46:05]).

5. Planning "The Trip": From Amsterdam to Thailand

• After a bout of banter listing hundreds of David’s gifts to his friends, the episode pivots to planning where David, Corinna, and friends might travel together—settling playfully on going to the “world’s horniest city.”
  • High-spirited debate about favorite destinations (Amsterdam, Paris, Barcelona, Thailand, South Africa, and Brazil), and musings about wild vlogging adventures.
    • Quote [40:33] David: "I don't know what it is, but visiting the world's horniest city."
    • Quote [41:23] Corinna: “Have you been to a sex show? Me and Reggie watched the sex show in Amsterdam.”
• They also joke about unlikely adventures, such as riding a submersible to see the Titanic.

6. Friendship Quizzes & Running Gags

• Corinna quizzing David about the names and birthdays of her animals and herself, further underscoring the “do you even know/care about me?” motif.
  • Quote [43:12] Corinna: "You can't. Come on. Do you not watch any of my stories?"
• Banter about adopting Jason’s children, with Jason playfully offering his two kids for adoption to Corinna ([39:09]).

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Notable and Memorable Quotes

• Corinna [26:54]: “David has never given me anything. Nothing. In the 10 years I've known you, you've given everybody and their fucking mom a fucking Tesla…”
• David [02:24]: “You're just, like, so vocal, and, like, you're pretty ruthless. And I... I just, like, don't want the review after.”
• Corinna [29:44]: “How nice would it be if I got you a car and you're like, hey… let’s plan a trip... pay for us to go somewhere for a week…”
• Jason [20:23]: “You've convinced the audience for the last half hour that you are 100% gay.”
• Corinna [34:45]: “I didn’t get a car thinking he’s gonna get me a car back… just… like, something. Experience or anything.”
• David [44:13]: “I've learned that sometimes to give is just more than an object. It's an experience.”
• Corinna [44:21]: “David is still fucking gay.”
• David [16:39]: “Wait, how. How much are you making? On OnlyFans."
  Corinna: "Like 600000 still a month. Yeah, like 600,000 plus a month. Isn't that crazy?"
• David [32:42]: “Listen, but here's. Here's the thing. I want to gift you the Ferrari back.”
  Corinna: “Really?”
  David: “Yeah. Zach, I'll. Let me properly do it, if that's what you want. No.”
  Corinna: “Stupid. I would never take that back.”

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Major Segments and Timestamps

• [01:07 – 07:21] – Sexual Tension, Hookup Backstory, and Comedy
  • The start of “will they, won’t they,” playful sexual dynamics, and banter about their past
• [07:21 – 13:38] – Vlog Ideas, Bets, and Celebrity Hookup Lists
• [14:04 – 16:39] – Material Gifts, Luxury Cars, and OnlyFans Incomes
• [26:37 – 35:08] – The Ferrari Confrontation: Gifting, Gratitude, and Friendship
• [35:09 – 42:41] – Planning the Trip: Luxury, Adventure, and Future Vlog Content
• [43:05 – 44:21] – Friendship Quiz (Corinna Tests David)
• [44:13 – 46:38] – Lessons Learned, OnlyFans Plug, Social Media Talk

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Takeaways & Tone

• The tone is unapologetically raw, comedic, and sometimes raunchy—hallmarks of the VIEWS podcast—yet notable for a sincere conversation about what it means to show appreciation among friends who have “everything.”
• The confrontation about the Ferrari, while laced with plenty of jokes, reveals authentic feelings about recognition, friendship, and being seen.
• Corinna ultimately clarifies she wants “a memory, not a car” from David, leading to a promise to plan an unforgettable shared experience.
• The episode balances fan-favorite chaos with rare vulnerability: material success, relationship foibles, and the weirdness of influencer generosity.
• The conversation closes with classic self-deprecation, banter, and plugs for Corinna’s OnlyFans and social platforms—a fittingly meta, modern wrap-up.

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Suggestions for Listeners

• If you’re a fan of David and Corinna’s dynamic, the episode is a goldmine of inside jokes and podcast moments that reveal both sides of influencer friendship: playful shallow flexes and genuine longing for meaningful connection amidst all the Teslas and Ferraris.
• For those interested in the realities behind “influencer generosity,” the rawness of Corinna’s call-out is a highlight.
• Listeners looking for relationship wisdom or delicate dialogue should brace for irreverence—this is VIEWS at its most unfiltered.

Transcript

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What's up, guys? Welcome back to View. We have a special guest here, Corinna Kopf. One of the hottest people in the world. I mean, how are you?

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Just so hot.

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Don't get.

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Don't get.

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I'm not. What?

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Don't get all shy now.

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I'm amazing. I think it's crazy that you think I'm the hottest person in the world, but you refuse to have sex with me.

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That's not true.

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That is true.

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I had a very specific deal with you.

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What was the deal?

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If we're on a boat one day, I will have sex with you. I literally said that. Do you not remember, like, a good boat, where I'm really feeling myself?

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Are you really feeling yourself nowadays or what?

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You are going on a boat in a week.

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I am.

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Maybe I'll slip right on as a surprise.

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Guess I invited Corinna.

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New captain on board.

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Corinna, he has said no to you to have sex with you.

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Not really.

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Many times.

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You've never.

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Well, many times I've offered him, like.

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You also go about it, like, an aggressive way. You're like, let's have sex. What if you, like, buttered me up, I could most likely be down.

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I really highly doubt it.

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Like, you have to wind.

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I've literally, like, you have to wind.

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Dime me.

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We've literally been laying in bed and, like, I tried. I have.

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I'm a prostitute.

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We've been laying in bed together, just me and you and nothing. Just laying there. And I'm like, okay. Like, you know. And you're like, no, I would never touch you.

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I just, like. You're just, like, so vocal, and, like, you're pretty ruthless. And I. I just, like, don't want the review after. Like, I just. I don't want her to be like, that's what you're doing with girls. That was mid. Like, I'm. I know you've had sex with some superstars, so, like, I don't want to be like, some fucking whack ass dude who's like, oh, you want to eat my ass? Oh, wait, hold on. Why don't you just say back up?

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I would never judge. Wow, that actually makes me sad that you think I would ever say anything or judge anybody for anything like that. I would never.

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You actually look really good today.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm not.

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Can we just kiss? They can hear it on the. Just the peck.

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Can you please just not do this to me right now, please?

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And you're so self conscious about everything. Like, your brain.

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I need chapstick.

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It's weird.

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Okay, can you just.

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I would, like, suck the talkies out of your teeth. Like, it's not that deep.

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It's not. Takis.

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He's eating Vardon Doo doo pretzels too, right now.

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One little peck, just so I know that you're not, like, actually gay or something.

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Here we go.

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What's wrong with him?

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Oh, wait. I could be double filming this.

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But do I look like David has the camera?

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Oh, you look really good. Corona's on the podcast with. Sorry, sorry.

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I don't know if I'm looking at you anymore.

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Sorry.

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Smells like onions.

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He's eating.

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Oh, my God, that's terrible.

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He's eating Barbecue pretzels with LaCroix.

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Okay, I take back the sucking them out of your teeth.

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That's why. Wait, wait.

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Stand up there. You look sick with a blue behind you. Stand up just for a sec. Just hook yourself up. Okay, Guys, he looks sick with the blue. Wait, wait, look here, guys. Corinna's on the podcast right now. She really wants to kiss me, so I want to film it. What?

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I always want to kiss you.

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Have you guys ever kissed?

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Yes.

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Where have we kissed before?

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Well, he claims we did all this crazy shit at the fucking Langham in Chicago.

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Yeah, we did. We got.

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No, we didn't. I, like, touched your wiener for five seconds and they like you.

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That's crazy.

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They stopped me.

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Is that not.

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That's not crazy. That's like something I did in fucking seventh grade.

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You didn't just touch my wiener. You made my wiener's dreams come true.

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No, that's a lie. That's a lie.

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No, no, no. You. Yeah, no, that was before.

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I was, like, very well versed in blowjobs, so I just feel like It's.

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Oh, so you blew me?

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No, but I'm just saying, like, whatever I was doing down there, like, I'm sure it wasn't as great as it could be right now for you.

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You've upgraded.

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Oh, for sure.

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Why? What are you good at now?

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I hate that I'm getting filmed right now. It feels, like, easier to talk when it's just a mic, but when there's a camera.

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Well, you're lucky.

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I don't know, I just feel like I just, like, I'm good. I feel like Jason's just cucking out in the corner right now.

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No, this is. This is fine.

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I get plenty at home.

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Yeah, it's usually me asking him about.

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His relationship about this, and you're just in the corner, like, waiting for your turn.

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No, but it's usually backwards. I'm usually asking him about Naveen and his relationship, so it's really nice.

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Have you ever eaten your ass?

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Never eaten my ass. No.

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What's, like, the kinkiest you've ever done with Naveen?

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Yeah, maybe, like, I feel like some, like, fondling down there.

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Oh, okay.

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That's.

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So what would you want? So what?

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Vanilla?

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Why is that? Why is that vanilla?

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I feel like he doesn't share.

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You do. You do do that. That's why David didn't want to do anything with. You just did. You hypocrite. You just did exactly what David said you wouldn't do. Yeah, she judges your son of a bitch.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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I don't spread my ass teach for everybody that walks up.

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You sounded like you love spreading your ass.

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Guys, I do.

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I don't want to hook up with Corinna because I'm scared she's gonna judge me, that my sex isn't strong enough.

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Dude, that is an excuse. You such an excuse.

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What do you mean? Dude, if I knew I was good, I would fucking.

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You don't think you're good at sex?

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No, I'm not good at sex. And, like, I could teach you a thing or two, but you couldn't.

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Do you like the way I'm holding this mic?

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Yeah, I do really like that. Listen, so, so sorry. I said I thought you.

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I thought you so good right now, David, actually. Yeah.

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Why is it that I turn you on when I look pretty gross right now?

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Dave, you don't look great.

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You actually do.

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You don't look good right now.

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I feel like I don't look.

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Wait. Why not? I feel like your ball sex will take out your shorts right now.

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Cause I'm really excited about it.

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I love it.

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Okay, what do you want me. What do you want me to do here in a perfect world?

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Corinna, just kiss me.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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What will that make you feel like?

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Okay, well, when you do all that, like, why do you have to do that?

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Can I get my lips on?

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Did you miss a spot shaving?

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Yeah, it's right on my chin. You see it? Fuck. I didn't think anybody would be this close today. You want me to go in there right now?

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Can I actually like being the dominant one? I just need you to be submissive. That's all I need you to do.

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All right, what do I do?

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But why are you always so nervous?

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I'm not nervous. Dominate me. Attack.

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Okay, that makes me so, like, turned off when you do that. Is he trying to turn me off? Like, I don't even want.

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I don't know what he's trying.

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Get over here. Pucker up.

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I just wanted to peck you. Like, I hate that you make such a.

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Like, I have an idea. We find out why she's sitting like.

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A praying mantis right now. Sitting on the edge of the couch.

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Wait, wait, can we talk about. Oh, wait.

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What was that vlog idea that I had? I had a vlog idea and it was like. Oh, it was us having sex. Okay, Okay, I have this idea and this is not just me trying to have sex with you. Like, actually, I think it's really funny concept.

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So this is a Corona vlog idea.

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Me and David have never had sex. I think for the vlog, we have sex and then we talk about us having sex on the vlog.

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Okay, guys, if this gets 10,000 likes, kind of good.

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And we do a. We do like a.

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How many likes do we ask for that?

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And we actually. I know that you said no reviews, but we do, like a review.

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You know what you could do is you could run bets.

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What?

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You could run bets.

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Bets.

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Like, you bet on like, Polymarket or Kalshi.

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Like, how long I last.

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How long you last? Or did Corinna like it?

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Or.

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I thought I said you can run bets. I'm like, bets.

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What are we trading while you're jerking off in the next bet?

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Corinna, I feel like you don't want me.

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Dude, you were more interested in the bet I made with you where I would pay you and Ilya to jerk each other off than actually sleeping with me. And that's concerning.

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Have we talked about that?

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Yeah, you've talked about that.

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Yeah.

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What was the offer?

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It's like 400,000 or something for me to jerk off.

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Ilya, my God.

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I know.

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Looking back at that.

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So interested in that and obviously so interested.

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It's not bad at all. Jerking your best friend off. That's why we're best friends, dude. We do everything together. Yeah, Lily, you have no idea what we do together.

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That closet door is looking real glass right now.

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Regardless. Okay, how many likes does this video have to get?

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The video has to get likes for.

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Us to have sex.

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This is lame.

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I'll make it easy.

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A good concept. Like, all right, we're finally had sex.

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If this gets 3000 likes, this video.

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Is that a lot? No, if this gets three likes, we're gonna do it. I'm getting it on all my accounts.

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Okay. Do we film it? If we have sex is like a film thing, how will people know?

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Film it?

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Yeah, I mean, we could, like, maybe.

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We film a wall.

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Like we film our shadows.

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That would be too, like, nerve wracking for me.

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I've never felt. Can I ask you shadow puppets. Can I ask you how many positions you'd want to do?

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Why only last in, like, two.

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It's not me lasting. I just can't do that many.

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Why?

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Because I just, like, I get tired.

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Dude, that is so.

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But what if I'm doing the work?

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What does that even mean? You're flipping me over and stuff, like a patty.

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No, but, like, I could be on top. Like, that's not work for you.

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Okay, but I still feel the need to do something. Even if you were on top, you can thrust.

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What?

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That's work. No.

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Well, when do you not. Do you ever just not do work?

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No, never. Like, I'm always, like, trying my best, but, like, I'm like, my.

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It's part of sex though, I think. I think that's where you're up.

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Oh, you have to let go.

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Well, you just gotta let, like, them do some of the work. I feel like, wow. Yeah, well, sometimes I just lay there and I'm just like, yes.

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See, that's why I'm scared. Because you've had such professional partners that you can lay there like a twig.

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You act like I've been with Johnny Sins. Like, what do you mean, professional partners?

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You've had sex and you've had sex with him?

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With Johnny Sins?

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No.

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You've had sex with people that have had a lot of sex. They, like, know what they're doing. I'm right. I mean, that's fair.

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I'm gonna say, like, you have sex.

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With, like, like a list people. Who obviously have sex.

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Do you wanna know the last person.

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I had sex with for the pod?

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No, I'm not gonna say, like, you have to, like, figure it out.

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I'll bleep it out. I'll bleep it out.

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I just wanna hear. Did I tell you?

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Yeah, you did.

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Oh, okay, then. It's not a good reaction.

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Tell me, tell me.

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No. She has so many good ones. You should list all of them off to Jason. We'll bleep them all out.

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You forget to bleep one?

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No. Deadass.

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Okay, where should I start?

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Okay.

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Okay, go.

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Kakarna's gonna list all the celebrities. Can I bleep it in the vlog too? We're on the podcast. Corinna's gonna tell Jason all the A list celebrities she's had sex with.

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Okay. I feel like he knows some of them.

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Just list them quickly.

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That one I've heard.

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Okay.

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Don't know who that is. Is that a wrestler?

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Beethoven.

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Like, wow, you went back in time.

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Yeah. Amazing. All right, ready? Wait, wait. Okay. Okay. This is. This is a guy she was hooking up for two years. Okay.

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No.

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Wow.

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That's a good one.

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It's a great one.

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That's crazy.

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Amazing penis. Really amazing.

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She says the best things about her. Oh.

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The best person you'll ever meet in your whole life. Amazing human. A genuine amazing human. Yeah.

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Does he know you're Republican?

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How to say slap?

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Does he know you're Republican?

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Probably not. Massive cock.

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Do you guys have stuff to talk about?

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Massive cock.

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You know, what do you talk about? Do you go in and bang people and then. And then you're like, all right, that's good. You don't have to talk. Or are you interested in, like, talking after?

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Like, I don't. It's gonna make me some look so bad cuz I don't really, like, have sex with a lot of people. Yeah, I mean, that list is curated over, like, 10 years.

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Sure, have. Have sex with a lot of people. Karena, you're friends with a lot of hot people. Have any of your girlfriends asked about me?

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Oh, yeah.

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Did you catch feelings?

[C]

Yeah, Bad. So bad.

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Oh, I don't know. What are you saying?

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I got. Yeah. Really bad.

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What do you mean? Yeah, bro, you weren't there.

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She's gonna cry. No, she told me about it every day.

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Yeah, I got. I got it bad.

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It was really crazy.

[C]

Okay, it wasn't that bad.

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[C]

Next subject.

[A]

Okay, okay. Now David lists all the people he had sex with.

[C]

Steve will do it. Is coming Back to you. December 24th.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

He just actually texted me.

[C]

He bought me a half a million dollar car.

[A]

Amazing.

[B]

He just.

[A]

Was it the red car? David showed me the porsche. It's crazy.

[B]

$500,000.

[C]

Yeah. I love it.

[B]

Wait, when's his YouTube coming out so people know?

[C]

I think Christmas.

[B]

Oh, Christmas. Yeah. On the 24th of December. Steve is back to YouTube.

[A]

This is exciting.

[B]

This is a big deal.

[C]

Have you been working out? You look like slim.

[B]

Thank you. Finally, someone said it.

[C]

Have you. Can I see your stomach?

[B]

Yes. I have been working out Let me see.

[C]

Let me see.

[B]

Let me see. I have been working out.

[C]

Wait, can I see?

[B]

Yes, of course you want to.

[A]

He's been working out with a lot of Big Macs.

[B]

Time for the abs.

[C]

Wait. It's actually better than when I saw you last time. Thank God.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

What are you talking about?

[C]

He showed me after he did this, like, full transformation. He went to his, like, it was like his peak in his pit, and his pit was not good. You actually look like, like.

[A]

Oh, he's better than when he started this transformation.

[C]

Suck it, guys.

[B]

Welcome back.

[A]

David is staying.

[C]

Like, he won't let me get close to him.

[A]

K is trying to pull his shorts off now at this point.

[C]

What's wrong with you, huh? What's wrong with you? Come here. Stop being so weird all the time. You need to have more horniness. No, just like, be confident.

[A]

He's not going to take his pants off with me sitting here.

[B]

What do you want me to.

[A]

You want me to start jerking off the corner?

[B]

Corinna, I want to see.

[A]

She's now pulling his pants off.

[B]

That's. That's not confidence. My friend's here.

[A]

I've seen David's dick before, Corinna.

[C]

You have?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Hard.

[A]

It wasn't hard. Someone pantsed him once.

[C]

That's so embarrassing.

[A]

No, it's big.

[C]

It was big soft.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You've seen it?

[C]

I mean, I don't know.

[A]

You've seen it?

[C]

I have, but I feel like most guys penises aren't big soft.

[A]

Most guys penises.

[B]

Mine's not big.

[A]

Yes. Most guys penises aren't big soft. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

That is a tongue twister.

[B]

Corinna, stop pulling my pants off.

[C]

Let me see that big, soft cock.

[A]

If you put it in your mouth, it's a big tongue twister.

[B]

Let me see that big soft cock. Compare my penis to that mic.

[C]

Spot on.

[A]

We have really long mics here, guys.

[B]

That's exactly the size of a Corinna. This is going to be very tough for me to edit. I'm going to have to pause and replay that scene a couple of times.

[A]

I'm going to have to jerk off before I edit it.

[C]

Let me see how far I can shove this in my pussy.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, guys, we're gonna be switching over to a different platform at this point.

[E]

Only fans.

[B]

Only fans.

[C]

Just as rich as I was when I started.

[B]

Thank God you're still making that much money.

[C]

Dude, I'm making like 600, 000 plus a month on only fans.

[B]

Wait, how. How much are you making? On only fans.

[C]

Like 600000 still a month. Yeah, like 600, 000 plus a month. Isn't that crazy?

[A]

David is now.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Grabbing a noose and hanging it from the ceiling. He's putting his head inside.

[C]

Please just let me see it.

[B]

You're a devil.

[C]

Let me suck it.

[B]

You're so fucking.

[C]

I just want to suck the tip just a little bit. I want to just taste your pre cum and then I'm done.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

This is. I can't believe we're getting the vlog and the pod done. This is great, Karina.

[B]

You guys come over all the time.

[A]

I'm going to be asleep all day tomorrow. This is incredible.

[B]

I don't think I can use any of that.

[A]

Karina, I'll. I'll give you 10 of my 30. Just come over to the pod and just get it done for us.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I can't just see it like, just you.

[B]

Dude, I'm not showing you my soft, you weirdo.

[C]

Okay, then let me touch it and it'll get hard a little.

[B]

No. Well, it doesn't work like that.

[A]

What? Yeah, she's so. She's so weird, isn't she?

[B]

Yeah. So bizarre.

[A]

I've never ever seen a girl like, so.

[B]

You know what she's like? She's like those mermaids that bring you into the ocean and kill you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Siren. You're like a siren.

[C]

Do you not want to have sex with me because you think you'll catch feelings for me?

[B]

Yeah. Corinna. Are you on fucking crack, you stupid fuck?

[A]

Did you ever have feelings for Corinna, like, when you were younger?

[C]

I think he did for like 10 minutes when I was in his childhood bedroom playing with his guinea pig. For sure.

[B]

Obviously I was like. I was just like, really turned on. How old were you?

[C]

19.

[B]

17.

[A]

17?

[B]

No, 17. That was before. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Went to different high schools, didn't you? Yeah, we.

[B]

We met at a Jack and Jack digi tour.

[C]

Was there any chance of us ever hooking up that night?

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[C]

You're like, oh, you go to sleep in my sister's room. I'm gonna sleep in my room.

[B]

Yes. Okay. So I met Corinna at a Jack and Jack dizzy tour. Okay. Right. And like, I don't know how Jack Dietrich connected us. Who's like another name from the past, who I love. And then Corinna was like, wait, how did you get to my house? My parents are never not home. And this one night they were not home, which Is fucking crazy.

[C]

In your sister's room with her gerbil or something?

[B]

Yeah, I put us in separate rooms because I'm like, I don't know what to do with her. Like, obviously I'm not gonna share a bed with her. She's a girl. Yeah. So I was like, you should sleep in my sister's room. And I went to my room and.

[A]

I'll jerk off in my room.

[C]

Did you jerk off in your room?

[B]

I didn't jerk off because you were in the house. But I was like, so. I was, like, so excited for the possibility of her knocking on my door. Yeah, I should have. Yeah. You never did.

[A]

And then did you knock on the door?

[C]

I wasn't bold back then.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You just went to bed.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, that's crazy to think that we totally just would have had sex.

[C]

I wouldn't have had sex with you just like that.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. But I probably would have fooled around.

[B]

Oh, that's what I mean, actually. No, back then, I probably would have had sex. Oh. Like when I was younger.

[C]

Can you imagine how that might have changed the directory of our friendship?

[B]

The directory.

[A]

Trajectory.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Directory. Wait.

[B]

Say.

[C]

Wait, why can I say it?

[A]

You said directory.

[C]

No, I know, but why can I say the word again?

[B]

Trajectory.

[A]

Trajectory.

[C]

Trajectory.

[B]

I don't think it would have changed it much.

[C]

I think it would have actually really.

[B]

Sex.

[C]

It would have been a little bit weirder, like when you were in a relationship, because it'd be like, oh, this is someone you've had sex with. Like, it really would.

[A]

Like, we probably. Good point.

[B]

No, no. That would have totally made a difference. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even think of that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow. That's crazy. We're lucky we didn't have sex that night. That was make it. That was make or break it. What?

[C]

Single. Now we can have sex all we want.

[B]

That's so weird.

[C]

Crazy is like, we could both get so much sexual pleasure right now and have sex with each other, like, right now, but you just don't want to. Are you asexual?

[A]

I'm not sure you'd get much sexual pleasure, Greta.

[B]

Okay, you have to fucking shut the fuck up over there and just let me cook.

[C]

You're not cooking anymore.

[B]

Kourna. He's right.

[A]

You've convinced the audience for the last half hour that you are 100% gay.

[B]

He's right.

[C]

It's not.

[B]

No, I. I'm more of like, a guy that, like. Can I just say, I love watching porn. And I've said this before.

[C]

Let's Watch porn together. I love watching porn, too.

[B]

I know, but I know, you know.

[C]

I can't watch porn anywhere because it's, like, banned on all the sites, so I just watch Twitter porn.

[B]

Wait, it's been in Florida.

[C]

Like, it's like, whenever I go on pornhub, it's like, oh, sign in.

[B]

And whenever I go, oh, that is in different countries. Why do you have to sign it? Or in different states. In different states, but, like, I was in Albuquerque. That was one of the things I hated the most.

[C]

I need to show you this.

[A]

And there's no point.

[B]

In Albuquerque, you have to sign in and you put your credit card information just to, like, confirm your age.

[C]

Yeah. You know what's crazy is, like, I watch so much porn that I could watch any clip, right? Like, it's any clip, and then the first scroll is like this.

[B]

Oh, my God, her Twitter for you page is straight. Like, literally.

[C]

Like, it's just a normal clip of someone talking, and then, boom. It's like, fucking.

[B]

Oh, wow. Okay, wow.

[C]

Take a pause.

[B]

That's crazy. I would have to avoid that immediately. Do you understand why I prefer watching it over, like, hooking up with someone? Do you ever feel like that? Like, hey, I'm just gonna just do it myself, then, like, hook up with somebody today?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The reason why, though, it'd be different with you is because I just feel like it would be just as casual as watching porn. Like, truly.

[B]

Like, why? What do you mean?

[C]

Just be like, oh, we hooked up, and then it's like, whatever.

[B]

Oh, like, if I hooked up with you.

[C]

Yeah. There's like, no, like, feeling. It's just, like.

[B]

No, it's just, you know, saying, like.

[C]

Because I get what you're saying, but for me, I'd rather just do myself because, like, I don't want to deal with, like, I feel like I have a really bad, like, man mentality. Like, okay, I want to, like, get my nut off and then, like, carry on with my day and, like, no feelings involved type. Deal.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And so that's how I feel with, like, porn. It's like, oh, I can just do that and then not have to worry about, like, somebody else's feelings. X, Y, and Z. But I feel like with you would be very casual as, like, oh, if me.

[B]

You did it.

[C]

Yeah. I'd be, like, almost as casual as watching porn.

[B]

No, I think my. I think my fear with us doing it is just straight up, just.

[C]

I don't have sex. Really. Like, I just really want to, like, give you, like, a really Good blowjob that you can, like, talk like. Okay, hear me out. I give him a blowjob.

[B]

Look here, please.

[C]

I give him a blow job. Give you a blow job.

[B]

Okay, here's.

[C]

I give you a blowjob, and then you can. You can talk about it to your friends on the vlog. You can give it a rating to, like, Ilya.

[B]

Now you're really speaking my language.

[C]

Come on, that's not.

[A]

You would never do that. You would never kiss and tell.

[B]

No, that's not his thing with Corinne. I would, because.

[A]

No, you wouldn't.

[B]

Well, if she told me to. If she told me that I have to.

[A]

So what are you gonna say? Your version would be? Well, it would be comedic. There's no way. You would be like, yeah, and then.

[B]

No, I pulled on my pants. No, I drive. I drive over to Ilya. Or I'd FaceTime Ilya, right? Like, while it's happening. And I'm like, you won't believe what's happening.

[C]

Oh, please, let's do it. Please, come on.

[B]

No, I feel like I would have to let him know first. First?

[C]

What, do you need permission from your fucking gay lover?

[B]

He's not my gay lover. He's my best friend.

[C]

I need to get permission first.

[B]

Well, no, I need. I would have to ask his girlfriend for permission to FaceTime Ilya while Corinna's giving me a blowjob. Right. That's only fair.

[C]

Yeah, but then it's, like, defeats the purpose of, like, getting a spontaneous blowjob. Like, then it, like.

[B]

Well, I'll say, hey, Ilya, ask your girlfriend if anytime in the next week I can possibly call you with a friend who's giving me a blowjob, and I'll be like, hint, hint, Corona.

[C]

Call him right now.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

He is not gonna be in a good mood. Why? Because he's probably already in bed.

[B]

No, no, no, Let me.

[C]

Let me with her right now.

[B]

Let me ask. No, nothing's. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong. I'm with Corinna, so you're not supposed to. Oh, idiot. Sorry, sorry. I'm not supposed to say that.

[C]

Stupid as.

[B]

Okay, well, I need to get your permission. This is for your girlfriend, too. This could be a no. You guys can talk about this. Is there a possibility Colonel really wants to hook up with me and she wants. Or, sorry, a random girl wants to hook up with me and can I FaceTime you while it's happening to prove that I'm hooking up with that girl?

[A]

You want to FaceTime me while you're.

[B]

Hooking up with Karina? No, with a random girl. It's not Corinna, per se. Yeah. Oh, okay. Can you ask your girlfriend, though, if that's okay? No. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

You just want me to call?

[A]

Yeah, just hit me up. Are you free right now?

[B]

Well, there's your answer.

[A]

Karina, what do you do all day?

[B]

That's a good question. What do you do all day is a good question. You look how you take a lot of baths.

[C]

I do. I do take a lot of baths. I don't really do much all day.

[A]

No, I mean, you have stuff you're doing in Orlando.

[B]

We say it's with, like, frogs and shit and horses. Yeah, it's like, non stop. She just. She lives on a farm, you know.

[C]

Yeah. Recently, my life's been kind of taken over by this, like, building project because I've been building the house, and so there's like, a lot of meetings with my builder about, like, stones and wood and X, Y and Z, which has been interesting.

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[C]

Hi, I'm here to pick up my son, Milo.

[A]

There's no Milo here.

[C]

Who picked up my son from school?

[A]

Streaming only on Peacock. I'm gonna need the name of everyone.

[B]

That could have a connection.

[A]

You don't understand.

[C]

It was just the five of us. So this was all planned? What are you gonna do? I will do whatever it takes to get my son back.

[B]

I honestly didn't see this coming. These nice people killing each other.

[A]

All her fault.

[E]

A new Series streaming now only on Peacock.

[B]

I got one. Can we squash our beef here? Corinna?

[C]

What's our beef?

[B]

I can't. I, I, I know you want me to get you a car. I just don't know what to get you. You have everything.

[A]

What?

[B]

What do you want? Okay, because every time you're going to.

[C]

Not going to like this, but you better put this in on the podcast. Okay, okay.

[B]

End the vlog.

[C]

David has never given me anything. Anything. It doesn't even have to be, like, a fucking materialistic object.

[B]

I painted you something for your birthday. You said you loved it.

[C]

I did, I did. But, like, you've never even given me, like, experience or, like, taken me somewhere. Where? Or like, one time you wanted me to come somewhere, and I was like, oh, like, could you take care of my flights if you want, like, content? Or, like, anything. You've not given me an experience, a materialistic thing. Nothing. In the 10 years I've known you, you've given everybody and their fucking mom a fucking Tesla and fucking.

[B]

That's not true. That's not true. I haven't given everyone anything.

[A]

You.

[B]

You're thinking of, like, my hometown friends and, like, like, okay, I've known you for 10 years.

[C]

Zane.

[B]

Zane, nothing. Heath, nothing. Todd, nothing. Oh, Heath, sorry. Lambo.

[C]

Did you give Todd a Range Rover or something?

[B]

No, no, that was Scott.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

No cars to Zane.

[C]

You've given Zane something.

[B]

No, nothing. I gave him a Game of Thrones chair. That was $1,300.

[C]

It's not about money, though. You're not. You're not. You're missing this point. It's not about money.

[B]

You've. I painted you something. I never painted anything.

[C]

But you see what I'm saying, though? It's not about money. I'm not asking for a car or thing, but, like, you've given Zayn something. He's liked, okay?

[B]

Right?

[C]

You've given.

[B]

He's like, can't I chalk that up?

[C]

You've given John 100,000 Ilya Lamborghini. And then you, Mr.

[A]

Beast, gave him that.

[C]

Sometimes your excuse is like, oh, you're too rich. But, like, you've given other rich people things.

[B]

Okay, so what do you want?

[C]

I.

[A]

What do you want?

[C]

So rich. And I still gave you.

[A]

I was shocked that you got David a Ferrari.

[B]

That's very crazy, mind you.

[C]

A half a million dollars. You know, I don't even own my own Ferrari.

[A]

Why did you do that?

[B]

Karina? Corona. Corona.

[A]

Why did you give him the Ferrari? As a thank you. For what?

[C]

For making My whole entire career. And if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be making money.

[A]

Okay, and so. And so now you want him to thank you? I'm just saying, like, for thanking him.

[C]

I know it's kind of crazy. I don't know. I'm. The only reason I'm even bringing it up is because I've known Steve for three weeks and he bought me a half a million dollar Porsche GT3R, GT2RS for no reason.

[A]

He gave me $17,000 to kiss his old friend.

[B]

He gave a Popeyes employee a Rolls Royce for giving him an extra piece of chicken.

[A]

Steve gave Reggie $23,000 because he said gay 23 times. I mean.

[B]

No, listen, listen. No, no, listen. Yeah, I want to finish. Can I also say something? Okay, sorry.

[C]

No, you can't. You can't say anything. I didn't give you, obviously, the fry because I was like, oh, I'm going to get something back. I'm going to get something back. It's not about that. Like, I don't even want something anymore because it would just be like, only doing this because of this. But, like, it would be nice if you're like, hey, I've never done anything for Corinna. And she did this huge, big thing for me. Like, I'm gonna take her on a vacation to her favorite fucking place. Or, you know, just like, something like, okay, experience or anything. Like, I've just never gotten anything. You can buy Carl a Gucci sweater and it'd be so excited. You've never gotten me shit.

[B]

Okay, I'll get you something. I just have.

[C]

But I don't even want it anymore. Like, I hate to be like, oh, but, like, you know what I'm saying? When you beg for something, is friendship, like, enough. Shut the fuck up, Jason. Actually shut the fuck up.

[A]

Like, truly, like, David did get me a car, but if he never got me a car, I would never have said, like, where's. I never for once was like, where's my thing? Never for once.

[C]

I mean, it's not like that, though. I'm not saying, like, where's this?

[B]

But it's like, this would be different if I wasn't appreciative of the Ferrari. But I'm so appreciative of the Ferrari.

[C]

Just, like, hate me so much.

[B]

I don't hate you. That's like, he doesn't hate you.

[A]

He talks about you all the time.

[C]

I'm not asking for something even materialistic. I'm asking for, like, a memory with him.

[B]

But. But tell Me what? I'll literally get you whatever. But I just. But, but, but. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. It's easier for me to get someone something when I feel like there's an ounce of something that somebody wants. You're extremely hard to shop for. I very much.

[C]

I'm not hard to shop for.

[B]

I very, very much wanted a Ferrari, like, really bad. And you hit the nail right on the head, and I love it to this day. It is like, it's my.

[A]

Have you ever got him a Ferrari?

[C]

Have you ever asked Reggie something that I would like?

[B]

Well, yeah, when we were doing your birthday, and then you chimed in and you were like, I don't want a money thing. You can paint me something. So then I went and I painted you something.

[C]

You weren't gonna get me anything anyways.

[B]

If Reggie was like, she wants this thing from here.

[C]

Or there'd be like, oh, my God, this is.

[B]

She have two Lamborghinis, a Porsche, a Ferrari, a Tesla. I don't know what to get you. I don't know what to get you.

[C]

I don't want a car. Rich people arguing.

[B]

I don't want a car.

[C]

I really don't want a car.

[B]

You have four houses in Florida.

[C]

Rich people. Three curse house. Florida got ruined. The hurricane.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

We're at K's house in Orlando and she's like, yeah, we're going to Tampa for the night. And I'm like, oh, you're gonna, like, get a hotel over there. She's like, no, I'm just going to my house in Tampa.

[C]

I was like, what?

[B]

Listen, Corinna, tell me right now. What. Like, this is what I have thought about getting you. And, like, it's not just gonna be like an easy thing for me because I don't know anything about it. It's like a horse. Like, I'd love to get you a horse because I know you like horses. That doesn't excite me, per se. Like, oh, I got her a horse. It feels, you know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I do, like, mutually being excited. Like, if there was a car you wanted or something, I'd be like, okay, I can get behind this.

[C]

But, like, I mean, there is a car I want.

[B]

Great.

[C]

But it's really expensive.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. So my dream, like, car lineup. Okay, so I'm building this huge house, right? And I have a six car garage on one side and four on the other. But the four is gonna be like my main four. And I want it to be my Pinkiers, my Ferrari F8, the one that matches David's. I bought him for like, half a million dollars. The GT2 RX.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And then I want either a revolver.

[B]

That's the new ones you just got from Steve.

[C]

An svj.

[B]

Oh, you want a million dollar car.

[A]

Or like a 750,000 SVJ?

[B]

$700,000 Aventador Lamborghini. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cool. That's sick. I'm gonna paint you. Another thing.

[C]

You can paint me a picture.

[B]

Listen, but here's. Here's the thing. I want to gift you the Ferrari back.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Zach, I'll. Let me properly do it, if that's what you want. No.

[C]

Stupid. I would never take that back.

[B]

Are you sure? I just feel bad. I can't. I can't swing an svj. I feel bad.

[C]

It's been two years.

[B]

Well, because you. You kind of do hold it over me.

[C]

We barely even fucking talk, but.

[B]

Exactly. And when I do hear from you, I'm on the phone with Steve, and I'll hear you in the background in the corner. Go. Hey, fuck that guy. He never got me anything.

[C]

I hope there's somebody on this podcast listening that's on my side.

[B]

I really don't. No, no, no, I'm.

[A]

There isn't.

[B]

I'm sorry. I'm so appreciative of you. I'm so appreciative.

[C]

I just want to know. You know what? I just want to know when any one of your other fucking friends have gotten you anything other than Ilya, but because nobody gives a fuck to get you anything.

[B]

Joe got me a jukebox, so don't talk bad about Joe.

[C]

Oh, like a Corvette or something, Right?

[B]

I would love to talk.

[C]

What did Joe get? Tell me what Joe got.

[B]

He got a Corvette.

[A]

Oh, me too.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

His was actually.

[C]

What did Natalie get? Like five Teslas?

[B]

She got two. She got a Bronco and a Mercedes.

[C]

What did Reggie get?

[B]

He got a car. That's because he was gay.

[C]

What did he get?

[A]

Lamborghini. Are you gay?

[C]

Just keep going.

[B]

Okay, well, you're hitting.

[C]

What did Jonah get?

[B]

He got a BMW.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Susie Vardon.

[C]

What did Vardon get?

[B]

Mercedes.

[C]

Do you get Susie anything?

[B]

I'm. Yeah, I got her on Jeep.

[C]

Wait, what about John?

[B]

John? I actually didn't get him. Oh, the hunter guy.

[C]

What about Alex?

[B]

Alex? Oh, wait, I did get John a Mercedes. I got Alex a Mercedes too.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

I get it. But there's also. I have. There's a lot of people here.

[A]

Would you have been excited by a Mercedes?

[C]

I don't. You're missing the point. I don't want a car. I literally just said, I love filming.

[B]

With you, so I would love to get you something.

[C]

Okay? Hear me out. Just please, for once in your goddamn life, hear me out.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

I didn't get a car. Thinking he's gonna get me a car back. But, like, how nice would it be if I got you a car? No, no. And you're like, hey, this is super cool. Like, let's plan a trip. And, like, I'm gonna take Corinna and whoever the else, and we're gonna. I'm gonna just pay for us to go somewhere for a week.

[B]

Done. We're doing it.

[C]

No, but, like, is that crazy?

[B]

I didn't even know you want to do that.

[C]

I didn even try anything.

[B]

I'm sorry. I didn't know that was a thing that you wanted.

[C]

I have to try.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

I'm surprised if somebody.

[B]

No, I have to try. You're right. I should have tried.

[C]

I don't even know Steve when Steve like that. I mean, like, don't bring up Steve.

[B]

He's the weirdest anomaly on the planet Earth. Dude, stop saying his name.

[C]

We've known each other really well for three weeks. He bought me that, and guess what I did. I went the next day and I bought a $200,000 Richard Millie and gifted to him.

[B]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[C]

He said, thank you for giving me something. I just. That's. It's not like it was necessary, but it was like, hey, this is a nice gesture.

[B]

No, I understand. I get it. I'll get you something, you butts. Now she's gonna hit me with. I don't. I don't want anything.

[C]

I mean, fuck if I have to prove my. Like, explain my point to fucking. And Jason's over here.

[B]

Like, no, no, no.

[C]

Do you understand it all?

[B]

We're gonna. We're gonna go on.

[A]

I do. I can't imagine.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Being.

[B]

We're gonna go on a cool trip.

[C]

Okay. Did you already have it planned?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, you're not. You're not going anywhere.

[B]

I'll go anywhere with you and her. Where do you want to go? No, she wants to bring a friend. Well, you can. Where do you want to go? Corinna?

[C]

Where do I want to go?

[B]

Huh?

[C]

How long do I have to plan? No. Like, how long is the trip?

[B]

A week, Seven days, somewhere.

[C]

It's just me, you, and a friend.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

That's kind of lame.

[B]

We'll bring more people. Okay, well, this is where I'm going. Do you want to tag along to any of these locations. Ready?

[A]

Vernon Hills.

[B]

No, no, these are gonna be. These are good. These are good. I'm going to Sydney.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then I'm going to. Actually I'm going.

[C]

I'm going to Australia in the New year as well.

[B]

I'm there for the New Year's.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Oh, okay. Okay. And then. And then. Oh, Philippines.

[C]

Yeah, I'm going there too.

[B]

No, you're not.

[C]

Yes, I am.

[B]

With Reggie.

[C]

Yes. Reggie. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, that's so fun. See, there you go. Give back. Done. No, I'm kidding.

[A]

Being such a pain in the ass that someone gives you a Ferrari and you're such a pain in the ass. Like here, just fucking take it back. That's how much of a pain in the ass you are.

[C]

You know what, I'll just.

[B]

You know what?

[C]

I'll.

[B]

The keys.

[C]

I'll remember that if you just give me the Ferrari back. And it'll be remembering it as a negative.

[B]

No, I don't want to give you the Ferrari back.

[C]

I love that there's one one spot on the private jet if you would like to come the 28th.

[B]

Are you just like flexing on things that you're giving me?

[C]

Well, I was going to give you some vlog content if you want to come to the jet to go to the yacht.

[B]

What day do you go?

[C]

The 28th. Where it's a three hour flight on the jet. Actually there might be even a dead leg back. But I don't know when they're flying back. Flying back right away I see the.

[B]

Yacht and I go.

[C]

I mean you can.

[B]

Yeah, that'd be sick. Cuz I don't want to share a room so I would just stop by and go.

[A]

That's where you're gonna have sex on a yacht?

[B]

Oh, that is weird. I said if the vibes are good in the water is good.

[A]

Wait, what did you say when she gave you the fry? What? Did you have any idea?

[B]

No, she gave me a Rolex box. Cartier box.

[A]

You had no idea?

[B]

No, the key was in it.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Which is a crazy feeling. I've never been gifted anything.

[A]

It's pretty cool that you did that.

[B]

Actually, you know who gifted really cool? He was the first person gift me a car.

[A]

Yeah, me.

[B]

Steve. Genuinely fucked that guy.

[C]

What did he give you?

[B]

Tesla.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

Remember he had like beef on the Internet. He's like dobrik. I don't actually hate you. Just joking around. Here's a Tesla.

[A]

It's pretty good.

[B]

It's pretty good. Steve and Then he walked away. All right, where are we gonna go on a trip? Just so we can lock this vlog in. Or this.

[A]

You guys go to the Philippines.

[C]

Wait, are we done with the vlog? I was having fun.

[B]

Oh, this vlogger podcast.

[C]

Can you come lay on me for the last segment?

[B]

I'm so sweaty. You've made me so sweaty. I'd rather vlog with you out of this room.

[A]

But you have a baby cry.

[B]

No, wait, wait, wait. Where are we going? On a trip. Hold on, Jay.

[A]

I know you want that.

[C]

I do want a baby. I want two, and I want to adopt two.

[A]

You're adopt two. You have four.

[C]

I want two of my own, and I want to adopt.

[A]

Oh, that's so cool.

[C]

And the reason, honestly, why I want to adopt two. Like, that's not the reason. Like, I really do want to adopt. Like, I think adoption is great, but, like, another cool thing about it is I could dot people that are. Yeah, I could adopt kids that are a little bit older, and then I'll be like, hot young mom.

[B]

Wait, can I tell you, I have this guy.

[A]

Would you have a baby with David?

[B]

Wait, wait, Jay.

[C]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

Jay, do you wanna. I have this guy. I have kids that you can adopt. They really need a home, actually. Yeah.

[C]

Are you being serious?

[B]

Yeah. I'm not even kidding. Charlie and Wyatt.

[C]

Got so excited, and they're older.

[B]

They're older. You could be a hot mom.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Charlie would love to live with Kirby, but they need. They need someone that's well off. Okay, do you want to adopt Jason's kids?

[A]

Please? Do you want to? Yes, Please be so good. I mean, please take my kids.

[B]

That'd be really funny.

[A]

I mean, I love my kids, but financially, yeah, take my kids.

[B]

But you can't see them anymore.

[A]

I can't see him ever again. That's on holidays.

[B]

That's K's dog.

[C]

He's Carl.

[B]

He's wearing Versace shoes right now.

[A]

Check out Carl on Instagram.

[C]

Can you let him out?

[B]

Why did Reggie just bring the dog in here? Dropping a nuke in here.

[A]

Worst spot Podcast.

[B]

Where you guys.

[A]

Where's podcast that I was doing a podcast.

[C]

Well, I would really love to go somewhere that you haven't been, but I think that you've been to a lot. Like, you've been to Brazil. I really want to go to Brazil.

[B]

I'm going there in February.

[C]

I really want to go to South Africa.

[B]

I'm going a lot of places. South Africa.

[C]

I know you've already been there as well.

[B]

Yeah. But that, that'd be exciting. Somewhere I haven't been, that would go. Yeah, what have I said? Have I said a place that I haven't gone yet?

[C]

Oh, Spain, Thailand. I've never been to Thailand. I hate Spain.

[B]

I will go back with you to Bangkok in a heartbeat.

[C]

I hate Spain.

[B]

Okay, let's go to Thailand. I know what we should do. I've always wanted to do this for a vlog.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't know what it is, but visiting the world's horniest city.

[C]

Where is it?

[B]

I don't know, but I feel like. I feel like we could just look it up, like, statistically.

[A]

Oh, that's perfect.

[B]

And like, me and you can go. It'd be so good.

[A]

Really good for your crib.

[C]

Probably like Amsterdam.

[B]

So there's three cities that pop up. It's Amsterdam, Paris and Barcelona.

[C]

I actually hate Paris and I hate Barcelona.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I don't want to say hate. I don't. I don't like the word hate. I just don't like them.

[A]

You go to Amsterdam and what do you do? You go to the red light district.

[B]

I hate the red light district.

[C]

Have you been to a sex show? Me and Reggie watched the sex show in Amsterdam.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, we haven't.

[C]

And we watched this girl give a blow job to the beat of a song.

[B]

It was like, oh, that's actually sick.

[A]

That's funny.

[C]

She started going fast. Yeah, it was crazy.

[B]

Been in the red light district?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's really sad. Like I, I. Yeah, but you have.

[C]

To realize, like, they want to be there.

[B]

Do they?

[C]

Most of them, yeah.

[B]

I think they want to be there because their circumstances have allowed no other choices. Right. I mean, I think it's like a last, like. Does Jason want to be taped to a wall?

[A]

No. Exactly.

[B]

As a 42 year old.

[A]

How. It's how it went down for me. Go in one of those little things down to go see the Titanic.

[B]

A little submersible. Yeah, that's pretty good. Me and you.

[C]

Yeah. Until it fuck.

[B]

I'll have sex with you in a submersible.

[C]

Implodes.

[B]

I'm gonna implode. I'm gonna explode before that thing implodes for sure.

[A]

That'd be a terrible way to go out.

[C]

Ever go on a submersible?

[A]

No.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

Really?

[C]

You would go?

[B]

I mean, I would go just now because. Yeah, because now I know what it is.

[C]

You wouldn't be worried.

[B]

That's like a thing implode. I don't know. I just think. I think implosion Is so quick that it wouldn't bother me.

[A]

Lots of people did that submersible. That one just happened to go.

[B]

I also. I also feel like this may be one of those things where I'm all talk till I get in.

[C]

I mean, I'm too scared of skydive.

[B]

Skydiving sucks.

[A]

Oh, do you guys want to do adventure? Like go to like Greenland or something like that? I see the North Pole. No interest.

[C]

I like a lot of nature y stuff. I like seeing stuff like that.

[B]

Oh, I'll go Switzerland.

[A]

Oh, Switzerland's beautiful.

[B]

If you. If you're listening to this pod, which you are, because you're here right now listening to the pod.

[C]

Is this an ad read?

[B]

No. No. But let us know where me and Corinna should go. DM me or DM me. Cool things. That I should get Corinna something that she doesn't have. Keep in mind she has Ferrari, Lamborghini, 17 horses, eight cats.

[C]

It actually is eight cats.

[A]

A successful horse.

[C]

How many horses do I have? Let's see how much you know about me. How many horses do I have?

[B]

You have six horses.

[C]

No.

[B]

Plus two. No. Plus three.

[A]

No.

[B]

Minus one. You have seven. Okay.

[C]

And can you just name one of them?

[B]

Spy Pie. Come on.

[C]

Name one of my horses names. Name one of my cat's names.

[B]

Solo.

[C]

You can't. Come on. Do you not watch any of my stories? I like write their names out.

[B]

Cubitus.

[C]

What about my goats? Okay. You have to know my pig's name.

[B]

Yes. Oink. Dude, I'm bad at names.

[C]

That's crazy. You don't know anything. What's my dad's name?

[B]

Homero.

[C]

When's my birthday?

[B]

6Th of November.

[C]

Are you being be so deadass right now? What's my birthday?

[B]

December 1st.

[C]

What year?

[B]

5.

[C]

What's my sign?

[B]

You're Pisces. No. I don't know.

[C]

Sagittarius. Name one of my animals that's not Carl.

[B]

Dog.

[C]

Name their names.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's not Carl.

[C]

That's not Carl.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Brian. Brian. Why'd you mouth that, Jason?

[A]

I said you wait.

[B]

Billy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's do a sign off.

[C]

No, I like this. I want to keep talking.

[B]

What do you want to talk about? Is there.

[C]

Okay. No, I don't want to hear. Can you promote my only fans?

[A]

Let's wrap up. What'd you learn today, Dave?

[B]

I've learned that sometimes to give is just more than an object. It's an experience.

[A]

Corinna, what'd you learn?

[C]

David is still fucking gay.

[A]

Oh, yeah? Oh, nice.

[B]

I'm glad you just learned that. Well, Corinna, is there anything that you want to plug here while you're on this podcast?

[C]

Only fans.

[B]

Hell yeah. Jay, have you. Have you checked it out? Be honest. Be honest.

[A]

I'm being. I swear on my kids, I've never looked at Corinna's only fans.

[C]

But you've seen my tits, huh? You've seen my kids.

[A]

I said I swear on.

[B]

Have you seen her tits?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No.

[B]

Definitely seen them.

[A]

Like, where?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Where would I see them?

[B]

They literally pop up everywhere.

[C]

Yeah, that's true. Wait, what?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

I hope not. I have pictures in my phone of Corinna's tits. It'll give me memories and it'll be like, Corinna pulling out her tits in the hot tub. I'll be like, fuck, I hope, like, no one's looking through my phone or over my screen. That's fun. Yeah, it is good. It's kinda nice. Go follow Corinna's onlyfans. Corinna Cop.

[A]

It's a picture of Toby and then Corinna's tits. Yeah.

[B]

Pictures of my family, Toby's birthday party. Check out Corinna's. Do you know Corinna's a YouTube channel?

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Check out Karina's YouTube videos.

[A]

Are you making videos? Does she make videos?

[B]

No. She always has. I didn't know. I went to her house. I saw the subscriber plaque. A million subscribers.

[A]

Yeah, you pointed out to me.

[B]

Yeah. And I was like, did you buy this? And she goes, I had a channel and I looked it up and there's like four videos with me on it. And I was like, dude, I have. I literally had the worst memory on planet. Especially when you're vlogging, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So many things happen at once where I was like, nothing. Nothing's real. Nothing's actually happening.

[A]

Wait, what do. When you make your content, Corinna, do you do. Do you still do stuff on Instagram and Snapchat and all that too?

[B]

You.

[A]

Or do you just. Don't even need to?

[C]

I mean, why the. I don't really do anything, but if I. I was trying to do tick tock for a minute, but if I'm doing anything, it's Snapchat.

[A]

Yeah. Like when I'm going just like, doing your day.

[C]

Like, we're doing six days in the Caribbean for my birthday and I'm gonna.

[B]

Do like, why would you. Wait, why are you wasting your time with that, though? Snapchat you make 600, 000amonth.

[C]

It's more.

[B]

It's just funny.

[C]

It's funny you say that because it's just more. Just. Yeah, it's, like, fun.

[B]

Or like, getting more snaps is probably the easiest.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's more. Eyes on you.

[C]

And then they, like, might drag, even though you're not promoting it. Like, it might get people to be curious and like, oh, what else does she do? And then go to your.

[A]

I think so. You know, isn't there a certain level of, like.

[B]

No, no. 100%. It's discoverability.

[C]

I can make like 2, 3000 or something.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

That's great.

[B]

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