Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend"

Episode Details

• Title: Confronting Our Roommate's Girlfriend
• Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
• Release Date: May 21, 2025

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Introduction to the Conflict

The episode kicks off with David Dobrik addressing the apparent tension between him and Jason Nash regarding Natalie’s birthday party.

David Dobrik [01:01]:
"Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Jason walked in here today. Apparently he has some beef with us. Can I just guess what it is?"

Jason Nash [02:27]:
"I sent you, Natalie."

David recounts how he discovered the birthday party invite wasn't received due to a technical glitch, leading to his frustration.

David Dobrik [02:49]:
"I was sitting at dinner when my friend from across from me, Alita, gets the invite to your birthday. And she goes, haha, was just invited to Jason's birthday. And I go, what the fuck? Yeah, I haven't heard about this."

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The Birthday Party Miscommunication

David elaborates on his efforts to attend the birthday dinner despite catching COVID, highlighting the miscommunication between him, Jason, and their friends.

David Dobrik [04:00]:
"So I'll be there. I do have Covid. Yeah, I just caught it."

Jason Nash [05:03]:
"That's really nice."

Despite his illness, David expresses determination to be present.

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Interactions with the Roommate's Girlfriend, Julia

The conversation shifts to Julia, John’s girlfriend, introducing her dynamics within the friend group.

David Dobrik [27:26]:
"We have the friends here. We have John here, hometown friend, popular guest of the show. We have his girlfriend Julia here. So Julia is definitely the newest person in this circle."

The hosts discuss the complexities of their relationship with Julia, including how she interacts with them and integrates into their group.

David Dobrik [28:12]:
"And there's... There's... Yeah. Oh, we've never told you this."

Julia [28:00]:
"No, I definitely did mean it. Like, I was trying to be funny. I didn't think it was, like a revolutionary joke."

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John’s Communication Style and Group Dynamics

A significant portion of the episode delves into John’s communication quirks and how they affect group interactions.

David Dobrik [30:09]:
"And that's because he's funny, he's charming, and he's for his age. Great looking guy, full head of hair. He has more hair than I have ever had in my entire life, which is crazy."

John's vague responses, such as “coming home at 6, before 7,” lead to humorous yet frustrating moments.

David Dobrik [46:04]:
"Coming home at six, before seven. What does that mean?"

John [46:11]:
"Yes."

The group highlights the confusion and amusement stemming from John's ambiguous messages.

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Impact on Friendships and Personal Relationships

David reflects on how the dependency on John affects his relationships, particularly with Natalie.

David Dobrik [40:19]:
"We have to. We have John and Julia. This..."

Julia [40:22]:
"I don't think so."

The discussion underscores the strain and humorous tension within the group dynamics.

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Conflict Resolution and Mutual Understanding

Towards the end, the hosts and guests attempt to address and resolve misunderstandings, emphasizing honesty and mutual respect.

Julia [45:33]:
"His communication. It's the worst ever."

David Dobrik [44:00]:
"Do you think she's in on the joke?"

Julia [44:19]:
"Honestly, I don't even know, like, if."

They acknowledge the challenges in communication and the importance of maintaining healthy relationships despite ongoing bickering.

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Conclusion and Final Thoughts

The episode wraps up with reflections on the group's dynamics, the importance of each member, and a light-hearted acknowledgment of their intertwined lives.

David Dobrik [43:03]:
"We have to grab my friend's credit card and I would have to Venmo them later for the drinks."

Jason Nash [46:13]:
"Don't answer, brother."

The hosts encourage listeners to appreciate the complexities and humor inherent in their friendships, leaving the door open for future episodes to explore these relationships further.

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Notable Quotes

• David Dobrik [02:49]:
  "I was sitting at dinner when my friend from across from me, Alita, gets the invite to your birthday. And she goes, haha, was just invited to Jason's birthday. And I go, what the fuck? Yeah, I haven't heard about this."

• Jason Nash [05:03]:
  "That's really nice."

• David Dobrik [46:10]:
  "Coming home at six, before seven. That's crazy because a normal person would read that as okay, he'll be home at 6. 53. 6:54. Six minutes before 7:00 clock."

• Julia [45:33]:
  "His communication. It's the worst ever."

• David Dobrik [43:03]:
  "We have to grab my friend's credit card and I would have to Venmo them later for the drinks."

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Key Takeaways

• Miscommunication Leads to Tension: Technical glitches and unclear messages strain friendships and lead to humorous confrontations.

• Integration of New Members: Julia’s entry into the friend group introduces new dynamics, highlighting the challenges of blending different personalities.

• Importance of Honest Communication: Despite frequent bickering, the group emphasizes the need for honesty and understanding to maintain their relationships.

• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The hosts and guests use humor to navigate conflicts, making light of frustrating situations to keep the atmosphere friendly.

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This episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash offers listeners an inside look into the complexities of maintaining friendships amidst misunderstandings and the introduction of new relationships. Through candid conversations and humorous anecdotes, the hosts explore the delicate balance of dependency, communication, and camaraderie within their unique friend group.

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Jason walked in here today. Apparently he has some beef with us. Can I just guess what it is?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, go ahead.

[David Dobrik]

Is it because I was in New York?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

No, it wasn't at all. I didn't care to see you in New York. Nah, I would have loved to have seen you New York.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't know you were in New York.

[Jason Nash]

I told you it was gonna in New York.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know I told you we.

[Jason Nash]

Were going to be there at the same time.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It's on the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, is it documented?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I thought because I went this week. I went to Indiana, Chicago, then New York. So I thought for some reason you were in New York when I was in Indiana and Chicago.

[Jason Nash]

No, I waited in New York for you. No, you didn't.

[David Dobrik]

But regardless, you didn't hit me up, so it's too Eastern.

[Jason Nash]

Of course I didn't hit you up because when I brought this up to you, you were like, I said, let's Lincoln, New York. And you're like, ah, I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I got you, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

I didn' recorded.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It's documented.

[David Dobrik]

It's documented. It's probably a comedic bit I was doing. How good was my timing?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it was great, actually.

[David Dobrik]

Everything's calculated, Jay. It was all a joke. I'd love to see you in New York. Where are you going back next?

[Jason Nash]

No, I wasn't sad about New York. In fact, I don't. I don't know. What day did you get to New York? You can be honest. I don't care.

[David Dobrik]

J. I don't know what day it is now. I don't know what month it is.

[Jason Nash]

I think you got there on Thursday. Yeah. Cause I left on Friday.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so what's your beef if that's not what it is?

[Jason Nash]

I sent you. Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

What a weird Kermit the Frog voice.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You got going on. I sent.

[Jason Nash]

I sent an invitation. Oh, You, Natalie and Ilya, radio silence for my birthday party.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, guess what?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I actually have this. And this is also probably documented somewhere in the New York archives.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I was sitting at dinner when my friend from across from me, Alita, gets the invite to your birthday. And she goes, haha, was just invited to Jason's birthday. And I go, what the fuck? Yeah, I haven't heard about this. And I was so angry that I went into the actual app that distributes the party invites, and that's where just the notification didn't come to my phone.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, of course we invited you.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, I know. Yeah, I was trying to turn on me.

[Jason Nash]

I was trying to turn on me.

[David Dobrik]

But then actually, 30 minutes later, you actually even texted it to me and Natalie's phone.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm having a birthday dinner Thursday night.

[David Dobrik]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

Even more intimate than this with the most intimate friends. And I gotta tell you.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, I'll give you.

[Jason Nash]

I'll give it to you. No one responded.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. No way. Obviously, I'm going to your most intimate dinner.

[Jason Nash]

You are?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Jay, you don't have to. Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

That's. And if I didn't respond, that's just. Cause you used the same flyer for the intimate dinner.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I was confused. I didn't know if I thought they were the same thing at first.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Intimate dinner on Thursday, raucous party on Saturday.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, they looked like the same thing. They were the same. It was the same flyer.

[Jason Nash]

Well, it was made by the same person. It's not the same flyer. The one flyer has me and Naveen on it, and the other one is just a little thing.

[David Dobrik]

So I'll be there. I do have Covid. Yeah, I just caught it.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

On my flight back. It was incredible. But my doctor said if you catch it within 24 hours, they have these new pills for it.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's called like, plex Ovid.

[Jason Nash]

Paxlovid.

[David Dobrik]

Paxlovid? Yes, you've heard of it. So I'm taking that. The first day I was dying, it was right after the premiere. I think there's just so many people you meet that you just like, get.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I mean, you interacted with so many people.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I woke up just dead. And I was like, thank God this didn't happen, like, a day before or anything.

[Jason Nash]

And you're gonna come?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, of course.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's actually planning to hang out with me more.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

To catch the COVID Natalie's.

[Jason Nash]

Ilya starts making out with you so he doesn't have to go. Oh, my God, it's really fun. And Ilya didn't respond.

[David Dobrik]

Ten of us sleeping in my bed.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I was confused. I don't have a text from you with the birthday invite. I did get it on the app and I RSVP'd and I sent you.

[Jason Nash]

A text to Ilya, David, and Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

It's not a big deal. We'll be there. Covid or not. Whatever. I'm battling this. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get through. I'll be there for you, Jay. Don't worry.

[Jason Nash]

That's really nice.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yep, you're right. I did get it. You're right.

[David Dobrik]

You did get the text.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, I did. I did.

[Jason Nash]

Just like. And then you go. I go through this thing, which is like. Well, like, my parties aren't as cool as theirs. They probably don't want to go. And I really, like, put it together. Like, I'm like. I'm like. And you guys don't have to pay either.

[David Dobrik]

It's all hooked up. Okay. First of all, I love. I love these kinds of parties 10 times more than I like the cool parties.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you do.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That's interesting.

[David Dobrik]

Right?

[Jason Nash]

Right. Because you can actually talk to people.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Scott said no.

[David Dobrik]

Scott said no.

[Jason Nash]

Joe didn't respond.

[David Dobrik]

Obviously. Joe's a hard one to get. Can't even get him to do the teeny weeny. I'm kidding.

[Jason Nash]

I have asked him to do the teeny weeny.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know. He talks me about it a lot.

[Jason Nash]

He does?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

He's like, I want to get somebody good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I forgot that was his excuse. He's like, I really want to do it, but I just needed to be a banger. I'm like, joe, it's never been a banger. There are no expectations for the Joe TD Weenie podcast. That being said, it's still no, but whenever you're ready, ask me a couple more times, and that's when the bit will be complete where you can come in and do it.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

I was in. I was in New York, and it was like. It was late night in New York, and I got a DM that said if you're reading this at 1:56am it's a sign. And I read it dead ass exactly at 1:56am and I was like, what is this? What does this DM mean? And I showed it to everyone in the car and the DM was sent two hours before that. So it wasn't like I just read the freshest DM. It was like I was scrolling through my DMs and there was one that said if you're reading this at 1:56am and that was the only deal that that person sent. So I responded to that person. I was like, what is the sign? And they didn't respond. And for the last two, three days, I've just been left. I don't even think they've read it. I've just been left there and I don't know what the sign is. And I've scrolled through the DMs with this person. I was like, okay, let's see what they've sent me before. It's a guy. And the last four dms before that are. I want to fuck your brains out.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Shut up.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's from a dude. So I'm like, am I gay?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That's the sign.

[David Dobrik]

And I had no idea because there has to be something. There has to be something magical to it. I've never had that happen to me. 156 perfectly on the dot. I mean those are my favorite situations. Not my favorite situations. My favorite questions to ask my friends is like, what you would do for a certain something. Natalie and I always do this like, Natalie, like for me to become like I'm. I always want to be a singer. So I'm like, nat, for me to be like a class best singer in the world, would you have sex with John and Alex? And like, and obviously it's like such a selfish, like a selfless thing to do for me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know what I mean? She'd have to have sex with two of our hometown friends.

[Jason Nash]

So you could be the singer.

[David Dobrik]

So I could.

[Jason Nash]

You could be the singer. Oh, that's a crazy question.

[David Dobrik]

Well, because it's a, it's a light ask. If Natalie was. Yeah. Because if Natalie was like, I mean.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

To be the number one biggest pop star in the world is like, she'd probably do it. Yeah, I'd probably do it for that.

[Jason Nash]

Wow, that's really nice.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Like if Natalie was like, yeah, that'd be incredible. If David was a pop star, my God, that'd be amazing.

[David Dobrik]

If Natalie was like, David, if I could have $50 million.

[Jason Nash]

Dude, that would come out as a huge Diddy trial if that ever happened.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, because then you'd become so famous and.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, if I became a sing.

[Jason Nash]

And then, then it would backfire on you. You'd get into like, you know, Justin Bieber has all these troubles now.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Then it would come out that Natalie banged John and Alex and they'd be.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, but it's all consensual.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but John and Alex would also want the same for me. So they would be. They would be. They'd be sex too.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

We're all in it together.

[David Dobrik]

But he was like, David, I'll get $50 million if you have sex with Jason. Yeah, I'd turn that one down, but. No, you wouldn't. No, no, no. See, like, that's like a thing I would do for Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, ok. Ok. I don't think it's that bad. I think it's an easy one.

[David Dobrik]

I can't believe Naveen does that. I really, genuinely can't believe it. I. I don't know what genie she met and what debt she's paying off. Somewhere she stepped out, man.

[Jason Nash]

I went to yoga today.

[David Dobrik]

You think she's blind?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And she has no sense in her finger, so she can't feel what she's touching.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Or maybe she hit her head and she's. Maybe someone put a spell on her. Yeah, something like that.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I don't know, something dark must have happened. That's why I feel really bad for. That's why every time I see her, I treat her with like, the utmost respect. Because she's doing something that. It's like Dirty Jobs. It's like that show Dirty Jobs. But she's stuck with it. It's not even like a day thing for like the show. She' has to do it.

[Jason Nash]

She says crazy stuff to me like.

[David Dobrik]

That she loves you.

[Jason Nash]

Even crazier.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

She'll be like, hey, you know, don't be looking so sexy when you go to yoga today. Actually, I swear to God, I was on my way to yoga. I'm on the phone with her.

[David Dobrik]

I swear to God. I love how it's his wife. And he's like, david, I know you don't believe me, but I swear.

[Jason Nash]

No, she goes, don't be looking. She's dead serious. Don't be looking too sexy in there. And I go, what are you talking about? I mean, nobody's looking at me. Nobody.

[David Dobrik]

That's.

[Jason Nash]

Dude, I am.

[David Dobrik]

You know what's so funny?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Okay. So shallow. Hal, you Know that movie?

[Jason Nash]

Can you remind me again? Is it.

[David Dobrik]

It's Jack Black.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Where he's like, he only likes these 10 out of 10 girls. I think someone puts a spell on him or something. Where he only sees the most unattractive girls as the most attractive girls.

[Jason Nash]

Right. And it's Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. It's Gwen Paltrow dressed as like a 500 pound girl or whatever. And he keeps talking to her and being like, baby, stop wearing, stop wearing. And it's literally this exact conversation that you're saying. And she's like, what are you talking about? Like, I'm not wearing anything sexy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny, Imag. That's what's happening. You're having a really shallow Hal moment. Wait, so what does she say? She just.

[Jason Nash]

She'd be like. She'd be like, then don't be moaning in there because that turns the girls on.

[David Dobrik]

Do you think she's in on the joke?

[Jason Nash]

I don't think so. I mean, I would tell you if she was doing it as a bit, I would think it was so funny and I would tell you that, but it's not a bit.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

This is way too deep at this point, to be honest.

[David Dobrik]

She posted a little TikTok montage of you guys in New York and you guys like kissing and stuff.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. She loves to film us kissing. And I'm always like, please don't film us kissing.

[David Dobrik]

Don't post that.

[Jason Nash]

No one likes that. She's like, come on, just a little bit. Just a couple of kisses. And I'll be like, like, okay. I'm like. I'm like, ah. And then she'll show it to me. She'll be like, isn't this so cute? She's like, this is what people like. And I'm like, people. She's looking at it.

[David Dobrik]

You're like, I'm gonna go to jail. No, no, no, no, it's. Bella commented on it from Zela Arbella commented on it. She's like, it's. This is so cute. And I sat there looking at that comment. I'm like, okay, I know, I know, Jay, I know. I like to make jokes, but let's be serious here. Am I looking at this the wrong way? Is this actually very cute and I'm missing something?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I mean, it is like the fact that they love each other is cute.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, I know. But then I remember like the bits with Jay, and I remember, like, and you're turned off. Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And then I remember, I just think about Jason.

[David Dobrik]

I remember, like, I know why Jay is attractive, right?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And that's because he's funny, he's charming, and he's for his age. Great looking guy, full head of hair. He has more hair than I have ever had in my entire life, which is crazy. So, yes, super, super attractive guy. But then I really know Jay, right. So I know why he's really not attractive. So it's like a catch.

[Jason Nash]

My shoes smell.

[David Dobrik]

Shoes, SM shoes.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Sometimes the feet is the big thing.

[David Dobrik]

The toenails go through. The toenails are almost trying to escape the smell of the feet and trying to break a barrier through the shoe. Like, these are the things I know about Jay.

[Jason Nash]

That's what chicks like, man. It's my vibe, you know? Maybe you should look into it. Maybe you should see, that's what it is. Shower less.

[David Dobrik]

And it's these, and it's these cargo pants that he wears all the time that are like that. The material has become so soft because they haven't been washed in weeks. And it's just like stains from lunches six days past. And it's just like they're crumpled in so many different directions because I know he just puts them right on after he wakes up.

[Jason Nash]

I'm sorry I don't have a full wardrobe from Young LA on a rack out there.

[David Dobrik]

Please don't. Please don't make this a class thing. Everybody has access to a washing machine. Please don't make this up. You walk into danger. Don't do this to me.

[Jason Nash]

He has every single. It's like 47 different choices of T shirts, 40 different choices of pants.

[David Dobrik]

Here's the thing. When I was living in my townhouse with my family, I wouldn't leave the house if I didn't have a clean set of pants. This is just like a thing that you're just born with. Don't make this a thing about who has more money. Okay? No, but I'm shit talking you just for the fucking sake of this bit. I do think you're great. I always end it with like saying.

[Jason Nash]

She did something funny the other night was really funny. We're watching the studio and there's a scene where they take mushrooms.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I saw this.

[Jason Nash]

And she's never done mushrooms. And the character, one of the characters starts being really truthful. And she goes, is that what happens when you take mushrooms? And I go, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

People are very truthful. And then she goes, Then she's just like. And I'm just Trying to watch the studio. And she just goes, I'm gonna give you mushrooms and I'm gonna ask you the truth about everything. And I'm like, okay. She goes, I'm gonna give you mushrooms, pin you down, and I'm gonna ask you, do you really love me like that?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

And I was just like. I was like, I love you.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Of course I love you, hon. Ha. What can I say? Then she just flips 180 and she goes, oh, my God. That just broke my heart. You don't love me. You don't love me at all. And I was like, oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

What the fuck?

[Jason Nash]

I'm just trying to watch the studio for.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. For those of you guys tuning in at home and you've only listened to the podcast or maybe you've never even seen Jason. Naveen's super, super attractive Jason is. Is Jason. So it's. This. Is. This is where the bit's coming from.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. So she's saying things that you feel like you would be saying to her.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's wild. I mean, it is wild. I can't even process it. Every single day I go, I can't believe you're here.

[David Dobrik]

That is kind of spooky.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Not to like, add to your, like, to your confusion about the situation.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But the way she's going about it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Would have me double down on my confusion. Would be like, okay, something's happening here.

[Jason Nash]

Well, it's not funny.

[David Dobrik]

She's fucking with me either. This is a bit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This is a well orchestrated David Dobrik 15 year long.

[Jason Nash]

Is it dead ass? Is it a bit.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's not. Dude. Look how worried you are. Say dead ass. Dead ass. It's not.

[Jason Nash]

Say dead ass. My marriage to Naveen is not a bit dead ass.

[David Dobrik]

Deadass. Your marriage to your wife and I.

[Jason Nash]

Never pull out dead ass.

[David Dobrik]

Dead ass is not a bit dead ass. I believe that she found you naturally through natural. I had nothing to do with it.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

I did not know her before she met you.

[Jason Nash]

And it's not Nelk.

[David Dobrik]

It's not the Nelk boys.

[Jason Nash]

You don't know that.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know if this could be a Steve will do it thing. I don't know if he's as strongly associated with the Knock Boys anymore as he was before. It could possibly be. Steve will do it.

[Jason Nash]

He is.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

They're still close. I follow them.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. We love Steve.

[David Dobrik]

One of the boys I Don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe it's steiny.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe it's definitely steiny. To be honest. Yeah, this is a steiny bit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, man, I got you, Steiny.

[Jason Nash]

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[Jason Nash]

How was the snack invention?

[David Dobrik]

It was really good.

[Jason Nash]

I saw you there. You look so cute there.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

He looks so cute.

[Jason Nash]

He was popping around.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Nice little outfit.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, Natalie made the funniest joke.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, what was it?

[David Dobrik]

That was so underra appreciated.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Wait, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So they're all these mascots. I think it's genuinely the funniest joke Natalie's made in her entire life.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What did I say?

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Which is kind of crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Love this.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's not going to sound as funny on the pod.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

There was a bunch of mascots walking around. Like you had your nerds clusters. And it was like, it was like a big cluster walking around. And then you had your cheese.

[Jason Nash]

It.

[David Dobrik]

It was a. It was a big cheez it thing. And then you had Captain Crunch, who is actual Captain Crunch. And each of the mascots had their little handler from and like, the cheez it person had like a person dressed in a cheez it jumpsuit. And then Captain Crunch had their Captain Crunch suit, like, handler walking around with them just because they couldn't see, like the mascots can't see walking around. And the mascots would have to, like, every 20 minutes because it would get too hot. They'd have to walk into their little mascot room to go change and take off their clothes and the mascot and Captain Crunch was walking away with their Captain Crunch handler. And I'm like, look, Captain Crunch is going to go get laid. And Natalie goes, I think that's a fan. I thought it was so funny because she's just in all this, this entire Captain Crunch get out outfit, get up outfit, and just, like, looked like she was going to. I don't know why, but it was so funny in the moment.

[Jason Nash]

Captain Crunch banging chicks out at the snack convention.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but, like, we're just like, the biggest Captain Crunch fans.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It was really good. And it was a hat I posted on my snap. And like, right before I posted, I looked at Nat and I was like, damn, that was really impressive, Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Damn. Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

I don't even know if you meant it in that funny way.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No, I definitely did mean it. Like, I was trying to be funny. I didn't think it was, like a revolutionary joke.

[Jason Nash]

Do you think that's your funniest joke you ever said? Can you think of a better one?

[David Dobrik]

Did you say it because she was wearing Captain Crunch all over her merch?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes, yes, yes.

[David Dobrik]

I thought it was so funny.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I think you just had a long day at the snack convention.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I went to the SNL after party in New York.

[Jason Nash]

You did?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

How was that?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

This weekend?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

Where were you?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I was in Chicago.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Nellie left me alone in New York.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah. I haven't heard the end of it. Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Now he's apparently moving to fucking Chicago.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

She know this?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Shut up.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I swear to God.

[David Dobrik]

Moving for a fucking month. And she's like, I've told you this. And I was like, when did you tell me this?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

We've talked about it so many times. But he just, like, puts it out of his head because he doesn't want to accept the fact that I'm not going to be here for a month.

[Jason Nash]

You're going to a lake or something?

[David Dobrik]

No, she's moving into the city.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I'm moving into the city.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that's why you posted. Hey. Looking for real estate in Chicago. Oh, wow.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And I found a place.

[David Dobrik]

Jesus Christ.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

July 28th. I'm going to Chicago.

[Jason Nash]

How are you going to work with David and be in Chicago for a month.

[David Dobrik]

She does it to work with David and be in Chicago. That's how it happens, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

What about your birthday party?

[David Dobrik]

She does it to another.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That's the weekend before, bro.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know what happened in Chicago? It got fucking intense. Natalie wouldn't come out with me and my friends.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, my God. Me and my friends. Our friends.

[David Dobrik]

That's not how you were treating him, you fucking idiot.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I Went out with them the night before. You fucking didn't, idiot.

[David Dobrik]

No, you didn't.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes, I did.

[David Dobrik]

It was me and my friends. Me, Mike, Nick and Brooke. Right, okay, so Mike and Brooke are getting married in two weeks. So let's show them some respect and go hang out with them. Natalie decided to have her mom's day and hang out with her mom.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Mother's Day. I didn't get to spend Mother's Day with my mother.

[David Dobrik]

Mother's Day, she postpones. Postpones these holidays like it's nobody's business. Like she invented the calendar. It's Wednesday. It's also Mike's birthday, right? So this is a big reason to go out with our friends. Natalie refuses to come out.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

She's saying, I went out the night before with them.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, and we didn't have fun. We stayed out till like 11:30.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That wasn't my fault. There wasn't anything to do.

[David Dobrik]

Went home. This time Brooke comes out. So now the full bride and groom are out. I'm like, nat, you gotta come with us. Then her fucking mom grabs the phone. We're in the same hotel. Natalie won't give me her room because she doesn't want me to find her. Then, then Natalie's mom, then Natalie's mom grabs the phone and she's like, it's family weekend. It's family weekend. Fucking starts nagging. And then, and then I find out her grandmother is on the other phone. So this is fucking a generation of maradwenas. My worst nightmare, like literally hell. Hell is opening up in one of these hotel rooms at the Langham. And then her grandmother gets on the phone and she's like, it's family weekend. And I'm like, listen, grandma, I don't know when you were fucking born, but the weekend doesn't start till at least Thursday or Friday. It's fucking week. You can have her in a couple days. But right now Natalie needs to be with her friends. This is very important. And I know Natalie's like, we haven't even eaten. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I took, he took the liberty.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I ordered postmates for my mom and I. How did you even find it? He goes and he steals my postmates from the like drop off location and holds the food hostage.

[David Dobrik]

And I take and I take and.

[Jason Nash]

You did, you know he had to do that himself? He didn't send somebody?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I did that myself. Yeah, I went and I went downstairs where they drop off the postmates and I took the bag, I took the Chinese food And I. I said, Every 10 minutes. What did I say?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I said, no, you said every minute one egg roll gets eaten.

[David Dobrik]

And I had Mike hovering over the egg roll, so it was very believable.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And then I sent it.

[David Dobrik]

And then this fucking asshole checkmates me. And she sends me a picture of my credit card. And she goes, every minute that food's not at my door, I order a Chanel bag. And I literally. And I fucking drop right back into the couch at the Lingam. I was like, fuck, she's got me. And Mike and Nick are like, what did she say? What did she say? And I'm like, she's going to order Chanel bags for. So I put the food outside my door, and I was like, come and get it. It's here. I waited right behind the door. I was looking through the peephole for Natalie to come get it. And when I saw Natalie coming around the corner, I opened the door and fuck, it was Natalie's mom. I didn't even want to interact with her. And she was like, david, don't even try it. And I was like, that's fine, Jen. Just take the food. And I turned around and I let Jen take the food. And Natalie didn't hang out with us that night, which is really, really sad.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

They all texted me, like, every five minutes, I was getting a text about how much fun they were having. Two, three in the morning.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah. Like, they didn't let go.

[David Dobrik]

And I was telling Natalie. I was like, if I was even desired, like, 1 16th of this amount to come out, I would have caved. Like, how could somebody like you do.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

This to me everywhere we go?

[David Dobrik]

Because we want you to come out really bad. We feel. We feel incomplete.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And I did. I took you guys to four different rooftops the night before. I tried.

[Jason Nash]

What was it like not having her there?

[David Dobrik]

It was horrible.

[Jason Nash]

It was horrible.

[David Dobrik]

And the entire night, I was trying to explain to everybody. I was like, I'm sorry. We were hanging out with new people that we just met, and I was like.

[Jason Nash]

And I was like, you gotta meet Natalie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

I was saying that stuff. And I was like, I'm sorry if I'm not myself. I have a hard time going out without my friend Natalie.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And they're like, brother, you got a problem.

[David Dobrik]

One problem is I can't pay for everyone's drinks. I like to pay for everyone's drinks. You are with me. That's just, like, a thing I'm gonna do. So I would. I'd have to grab my friend's credit card and I would have to Venmo them later for the drinks.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

He doesn't have a wallet.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I don't have a wallet.

[Jason Nash]

So. So.

[David Dobrik]

So I grabbed my friend's credit card, whatever I have in my pocket as my own credit card. So the waitress comes, I give her my friend's card, and this is. I'm still explaining to our new friends how lost I am without this Natalie figure in my life, right? Like, I don't have my hotel key, nothing. Everything's confusing to me, right? And then the waitress comes back and she goes, you gave me your room key. And I go, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's like. It's like a fucking. It's like. It was like a bit I planned. I was like, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I gave the. I gave the fucking waitress. She's like the waitress. I was trying to scan it and then I realized there's a room key to the Langham.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, truly lost.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Are you sure that you're not in love with me? Because it sure sounds like it.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. I'm definitely not in love with you. But I do need someone like you in my life.

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[David Dobrik]

Don't worry about it. Welcome back to Views or. How are we doing this?

[John]

Wow, that's crazy. I've never seen David.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God. I knew you guys were hooking up, bro.

[David Dobrik]

Me and Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

David just put his arm around Natalie. I see her sneaking upstairs at about 2am that happened last night. I know, dude. I woke up and I saw her sneaking up.

[David Dobrik]

No, she did. We came home last night pretty late and she did ask if I wanted a cuddle.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, did I?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And she made room for me in her bed because she was being like, serious about it.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

He's just shoving the mic in my face.

[David Dobrik]

Tell them the truth.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I did. I was really up. But yeah, I did ask him.

[Jason Nash]

That's crazy.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I knew he wasn't gonna do it.

[David Dobrik]

But here's the thing. Because you know what, you know what happens there? You know what cuddling leads to?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Sex. Oh, right on.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Exactly.

[David Dobrik]

So. So. Honestly, I'm not even kidding. I think we were close. I went upstairs going like, that was weird.

[Jason Nash]

How much would it. What?

[David Dobrik]

Really? I see that I'm being dead ass. I'm not even.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I went to bed. He came into my room, into my bed.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. Because I got a DM from somebody very crazy that I can't talk about.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

But fully going to sleep on my own.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's the move. That's what you say. Oh, my God, I got this dm. Open up. That's what you say.

[David Dobrik]

Look at this dm, by the way, are you horny?

[Jason Nash]

Also, whenever Ilya is on the podcast, it sounds like there's a fucking monkey in the room. He just rattles his mic.

[David Dobrik]

He's like.

[Jason Nash]

He's like, no fucking way, David.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so try not to rattle too much. We have the friends here. We have John here, hometown friend, popular guest of the show. We have his girlfriend Julia here. So Julia is. She's definitely the newest person in this circle. Right? Like, and a complete stranger. She didn't grow up with us. She' California. She has an inside look to this. Very interesting. John, can you please stop holding the mic away from Julia? I've really been stalling. I keep trying to talk until you hand the mic closer to her.

[Jason Nash]

John has an arm's length away from her.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, Julia, say hello.

[Julia]

Hello.

[David Dobrik]

So, Julia, you came into this friend group, the latest out of anybody really far from. From the convergent point, converging point, conversion point.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay.

[David Dobrik]

You're.

[Jason Nash]

Don't worry. About it. Just keep going.

[David Dobrik]

Can you edit that out?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, my question is, like, is this not strange, this relationship we have? We're so dependent on John being around that sometimes I feel like it strains the relationship with him and Julia, his girlfriend. Strange because, like, it's a custody battle is the best way to put it.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And we like her.

[Jason Nash]

That's.

[David Dobrik]

If we hated her, this would be great. It would be like a war. But yes. And you are the first girlfriend of John that we've. That we actually, like, really, really, really like. And there's. There's. Yeah. Oh, we've never told you this.

[Julia]

What the heck? Oh, my gosh. Wait, Keep complimenting.

[David Dobrik]

No, Alex, I talk about this all the time. Yeah, you guys are role model relationship. Honestly, I'm not even kidding. There's so many times Alex and I are in the car and we're just like, I hope to God they get married. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, Seriously, like, all the time.

[Julia]

And, yeah, we should have done this sooner.

[David Dobrik]

Guys, that being said, sorry, I didn't mean to, like, be all nice, because I did want you to dig in on us on, like, how we treat John. How much we need John is. Do we need John too much?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What was your, like now? You guys have been dating for how long now?

[Julia]

Like, two and a half, three years?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes. So what's your perspective, like, when you first entered this entire situation versus now? I feel like it's probably changed so much.

[Julia]

I don't know. I feel like when I first entered, it was a lot more like, tame versus now. I think we're all comfortable with each other. So now it's like, what the fuck?

[David Dobrik]

Now you're hearing all John's nicknames.

[Julia]

Yeah, I'm like, okay.

[David Dobrik]

Retard, Fuck face.

[Jason Nash]

Julia calls them that, too, though.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, most likely. That's what I like about her, too, is like, she. Well, she's definitely in on it. She picks on it. She definitely understands now. Like, our issues with John. You haven't even said a word yet. John, do you get. Do you get stressed about being needed in so many places? Places?

[John]

Yeah, dude, honestly, if I had a twin, I'd switch places so goddamn much.

[Jason Nash]

You'd switch places?

[John]

No twin, dude. Why a clone?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? You just.

[Jason Nash]

You switch places with your twin? You wouldn't switch places. You just. You just said one of them to be with Julia and one of them to be with David and Ilia.

[John]

Yeah, but isn't that a twin?

[Jason Nash]

That's a clone, bro.

[David Dobrik]

No, dude, That's a twin.

[John]

Twin.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[John]

A clone would be just me.

[David Dobrik]

No, it'd be two of you.

[Jason Nash]

If you were a twin and you were switching places, that means you'd be going back and forth from Julia to Dave. Julia to Dave.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John]

The clone's the same thing.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no clone. Wait, hold on. Actually, maybe. Right.

[Jason Nash]

Same exact person.

[David Dobrik]

A twin is similar, but if he has a clone, he still has to be in one spot.

[Jason Nash]

If you had triplets, you could have one with Julia, one with Dave, and then John go do what he wants.

[David Dobrik]

So, Julia, you know now that John sometimes misspeaks and he never means wrong. His heart is very pure. Yeah. You would agree with this?

[Julia]

100%.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Have there been moments or arguments where. Why are you laughing?

[Julia]

I feel like I know where you're going with this question.

[David Dobrik]

If you know, I would love to.

[Julia]

Bring this up where he, like, misspoke.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I don't know what fight I'm allowed to bring up. I don't know what fight I'm allowed to know.

[Jason Nash]

Cause I know all of them, Julia.

[David Dobrik]

But, no, there's never been. I think I only know of one fight that you guys have had, and I was 100% on your side. So if that helps, if that makes it easier for me to bring this argument to light. Can I bring it up now?

[John]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Remember the fight you guys had when we were at Young la?

[Julia]

Okay, I know exactly.

[John]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. This one.

[John]

Oh, come on. Out of all of them.

[Julia]

Yeah, this one's good, actually.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I think this one's such a good. No, I already took my loss, dude. But John, I had to explain it to you. Okay, so John has this guy friend who he hangs out with once a month, maybe, right? So, like, casually. And then that guy friend has a girlfriend who John's met maybe one or two times. Alex has told me that this girl, I actually upset it myself, is very pretty. I've said it. I'm like, this is a pretty girl. I think she's pretty. I'm sorry. She recently broke up with John's friend. Correct. John knows this friend way more than the. The girl, by far. And the first thing John texts Julia is, hey, my friend and his girlfriend just broke up. Maybe we should hang out with his girlfriend to make her feel like she has friends. What the fuck? Julia goes, what? And John goes, well, I just feel like she'd probably need somebody right now because she's all alone. And Julia's like, you don't even fucking know the bitch. Am I explaining this To Julia. No. Yeah.

[Julia]

You're, like, pretty.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, explain it from your point of view, because when I heard this fucking story, I was like, john, are you on fucking crack? I couldn't believe it.

[Julia]

Yeah, so, I mean, I couldn't believe it either. I remember, like, I was just like, what are you talking about? And, like, usually when John says, like, something super outlandish, I, like, really try to think about it, you know? And so I. In my head, I thought maybe I just don't know the full story. Maybe his friend told him something that I didn't really know.

[David Dobrik]

Right. Yeah. So for people listening at home, the obvious thing to do is to hang out with the guy who Jon is actually close friends with, not the hot Latina chick that just got broken up with. Okay, Jon, defend yourself. Wait, what? I'm so confused. What the fuck were you thinking?

[John]

Like, in the moment?

[Jason Nash]

Genuinely.

[John]

Genuinely in the moment? Yeah, I was thinking. I was like, oh, Julia, we can hang out with her.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John]

And then I'm like, I didn't. At that point, I didn't think of anything. I thought it was cool.

[David Dobrik]

Which part?

[John]

All of it, I guess. And then they said they ended in a friendly relationship, and I knew that. And I don't know how to show that to you guys, because obviously that doesn't happen all the time.

[David Dobrik]

What, they ended in a friendly relationship?

[Julia]

Yeah, it was, like. Like, on good terms. On really good terms after.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That's even more reason to just let the girl go. No. Yeah, she's fine.

[Julia]

John's like, no, but maybe what he was thinking to. Also why. I was kind of like, okay, I guess, whatever. Like, think what you want to think is because this girl has also tried to hang out with me previously. Like, we've talked to the point where, like, okay, she just moved out here. Like, she. Every. All of her friends are, like, in Orange County. And so we were supposed to hang out, but it just, like, never happened. Okay, but that was also a really long time ago.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. The way. The way John communicates is he has a thought in his head and then he reverses ten steps back backwards with everything in his brain. It's really. Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And what did you say when John was like, well, maybe we should hang out with Marisol or whatever her name is?

[Julia]

Well, at first I was like, what the fuck do you mean? You know? Because I didn't.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, I'm sorry. Can I read the messages? No. Yeah. No.

[John]

No.

[Julia]

Honestly, I don't even know, like, if.

[David Dobrik]

Dad, come on. No.

[John]

It's so far back and we already had this fucking conversation. Out of all things.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John]

I thought it'd be a fun, friendly way of introducing Julia to the podcast. Ok.

[David Dobrik]

This is an ambush.

[John]

This is a setup.

[David Dobrik]

Well, the only way to make her feel comfortable is to me.

[John]

We could talk about our healthy relationship that you were jealous about.

[David Dobrik]

This is something. No, I am jealous. And your relationship is so healthy that you guys bounce back from the stupid. The stupid decision you made.

[John]

I was okay. I was okay. I was also working out. So I was just like. I was just texting, you know, to respond.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And what'd you write? Maybe we can hang out with her to make her feel better.

[John]

Yeah. And then she started getting drilling me.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, yo, Julia, threesome would be sick. By the way, I'm working out, Chess. So sorry if I'm saying something crazy. I don't know if this is coming out right. I'm just on the treadmill, just randomly typing away. Bye, John. No, we know. We know you mean well. It really is like, who gets John what night? It's because Alex and I are here to hang out all night. And the most fucked up thing about John is like, I do think he like hanging out with us, but a lot of times it feels like he just uses us. Cause when he is here, he'll be like, it's my three in one day. And I'll be like, what does that mean? He's like, I get to charge my car, do my laundry and play video games. I'm like, okay, so you're here mainly just to get your chores done. And then the rest is he's just at Julia's. Cause he just genuinely loves being at Julia's.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Not charging the car there. Charging his heart.

[John]

Okay, okay. Not only that, though, it is also technically 13 minutes closer to. To my work.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's true.

[Julia]

To sleep in.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so everything has to.

[Julia]

It's all about time, efficiency, kind of using me, too.

[David Dobrik]

I was trying to give John the benefit of the doubt. He's like, hold on. Did he pick the location for your apartment?

[Julia]

Yes, he found my apartment for me. He's like, you should move here.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

You should move.

[David Dobrik]

John's finally giving you some fucking points. And you're like, hold on, hold on. It's not just pure love. It's location.

[Jason Nash]

John, this is the Quest Lab. No, I know, but it feels.

[David Dobrik]

It's a good apartment. No, but. But Julia, you don't. You don't understand how lucky you are to have John's full, mostly full, undivided attention. John is really special. And he really likes you a lot more than he likes us, which is pretty intense, right, Al? I mean, I can attest to this the most. Yeah, it feels like we have a pretty good 50, 50 situation going on. Yeah. I don't know, Julia, what's your opinion?

[Jason Nash]

What do you think the split is?

[Julia]

I don't know. I think it is kind of 50. 50.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I think. I think it's from different perspectives. I think there'll be weeks where we'll really have John, because maybe he's been driving a lot and his battery. So I think those weeks are sick. And then there's other weeks where. Yeah, when he's sick, he's at Julia's because she takes care of him, which makes sense.

[John]

Damn. I like how you guys don't ask about the questions. Like, so, like, how does it feel to be sleeping in a $10 million home? The security guard outside, the robberies. The robberies.

[Jason Nash]

How does it feel to sleep in a $10 million home in a gel blaster room?

[Julia]

It's pretty cold. You know, it's like, the AC is really cold all the time.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't really feel like a home. So I got so pissed when Julia got her own apartment. I was like, they're definitely not gon to come here because Ilya puts the AC down. Julia has control of her own AC unit. I had to look up the apartment building, see if I could buy it so I could break the AC in there. I got so mad. The second job was like, julia's looking for a new place. I'm like, julia's looking for a new place. Fuck Julia.

[Jason Nash]

Did you make a case for Julia not getting a place and living here?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I didn't make a case, but, like, I knew that it was, like, the progression of the relationship.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I watched want them to live long and prosper. So, like, I have to let the bird leave the nest sometimes, you know? But, like, I was definitely making a case for Ilya to move out. I was like, ilya, I think it's time for you to move out because you're. You're causing the AC problems. And he wanted to move out. And remember before, I was, like, begging him not to.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I've definitely come around to, like, Ilya's more fun when he doesn't see us for a while.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

He gets a stupid, boring work out of the way.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then when he returns to us, he's, like, ready to have a good time.

[Jason Nash]

And what about Alex?

[David Dobrik]

Alex, recently, Can I say Alex recently quit his job and he's pursuing music, which basically means we hang out all day. No. So it's amazing. So, yeah, Alex and I kind of just hang out all day, and we wait for John to get home. And John, obviously, I'm begging. I beg John to quit his job. I'm like, john, we'll give you a job here. I, like, just quit the. The lab. And the thing about his lab job is it's not building towards anything, right? So I'm like, why the don't you just leave and work here and. And. And do a side gig, too? We'll pay you for a job here. Yeah, but also start another side gig.

[Jason Nash]

John, what are you doing?

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Okay.

[John]

I'm not.

[David Dobrik]

It's.

[John]

It's more than that.

[David Dobrik]

All right?

[Jason Nash]

I'm. I'm saying it in a. I'm. I'm, like, thinking of you. Like, why don't you. Like, why don't you quit the job?

[John]

And I like my, like, rotation, you know, like, routine. Rock rotation.

[David Dobrik]

Okay?

[John]

Like, I. I sleep with Julia. I sleep with Dave.

[David Dobrik]

I sleep with girlfriend.

[Jason Nash]

Damn.

[David Dobrik]

We have to. We have John and Julia. This.

[Jason Nash]

Don't you think. Don't you think John should just take a job here? I mean, yeah, 100.

[David Dobrik]

But I see your, like, why you want to stay? It's like you're away time from all of this. Yeah, but he has Julia. Brother. There's already an away.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John]

I need my away time by, like, by myself?

[Julia]

Yeah, by.

[David Dobrik]

By myself. God damn.

[John]

Mr. Kraft, they don't make fun of me at work. Don't get drilled at work.

[David Dobrik]

Dude. Money. Where is me? Pearl, anytime. Okay, now I understand. I get it. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Do me laundry. Where's me night?

[David Dobrik]

Okay, question. Like, we pick on John a lot. Even though John is our weakest link, he is the most important member. It is. Is a very, very, very interesting paradox that John creates. Julia, did you ever think we were too hard on John?

[Julia]

I don't think so.

[David Dobrik]

Really? You think he deserved every verbal beating?

[Julia]

Well, not that he deserved it. I just think that it's the dynamic.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, Nat, there's gotta be moments where we. Like, we were saying shit to John, and then we turned to each other and we were like, does this Julia girl think?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Well, all the time, like, you guys would, I think, leave to go to Julia's apartment after, like, we were all hanging out, and then we'd all kind of turn to each other and be like, I hope Julia, like, is okay with everything that just happened here.

[David Dobrik]

No, but I mean, it Is it is like really, like.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's not that bad. Every friend, every friend group has always John.

[David Dobrik]

It's always John.

[Julia]

I feel like it's really.

[Jason Nash]

I feel like you yell at Ilia more.

[David Dobrik]

I do say Natalie gets it the worst.

[John]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[John]

I feel bad for Natalie, actually.

[David Dobrik]

Hers is like serious stuff.

[Jason Nash]

Like, it's work over here.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Let's talk about that one, dude.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Okay, so as long as everyone's getting it, like when.

[John]

When you start yelling at Natalie, I'm like, oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like.

[John]

Like when I see that first tear.

[David Dobrik]

Tear makes me like, you see Natalie more than me. What are you talking about?

[John]

Okay. Yeah, before Paris, dude.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Okay, that's not true. He called me a bitch one time.

[John]

One time heart bitch.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

But Julia heartfelt.

[Julia]

Really?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, it broke my heart.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but when John says bitch, he says it with his fucking chest, like on that Natalie bitch eight times a day. When John says it once, he's dropping a fucking bomb straight into.

[Jason Nash]

It is odd. Like, I've been here for four hours and I've watched you and Natalie fight like five times.

[David Dobrik]

I just can't. I can't, like. I can't, like, live a different way. I just. I love bickering.

[Jason Nash]

You'd love it. Huh? What do you love about it?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's my love language. It's like, it's. It's genuinely my love language is to fight and argue. Why her, though? It's all of you. No. Well, Natalie's. Natalie's the person that I'm like, communicating with throughout the day the most. Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'm a little too aggressive. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

It's the book. Natalie. Natalie's so funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. What is the book you're making?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, fuck. What's my title? It's in my notes.

[David Dobrik]

It's a. Working for the Devil.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah, Working for the devil. That's what it is. I got some good shit in there.

[David Dobrik]

Damn. So I want to bring this up. Natalie's working on a book.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yes, I am, bitch. Yes, I am.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie threatens me because we get into fights a lot. And I'm bringing this up because John Julia are here and I feel like we fight with John a lot. We fight with everyone, but me and Natalie get into the most of us amount of fights and she always threatens me with this tell all she's going to write.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It's my favorite threat to David because he actually, like, shuts up when I say it.

[David Dobrik]

My problem with arguing is it's just like, it's not fair that I always win the arguments when we're fighting. That's why I don't like it. Like, just because, like. Like, I love going head to head with Natalie, but Natalie always bows out earlier. And then I feel bad. It's like, I think we're having a good time. But then Natalie's like, I'm gonna go on my walk.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Yeah. It's not a good time. I don't like to argue with you. And also, sometimes David says that I With a negative attitude. You should see me in the mornings at my home. The way that I wake up on top of the fucking world, loving my life. And then I come here, and you're fucking rolling out of bed, this dark cloud, and you're like, it's not me.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. Dude, Talking to Natalie in the morning is, like, diffusing a bomb. If your eyebrow is lifted in the wrong way, she will look at you and she'll go, we're in this kind of a mood this morning. And that will send the entire, like, atmosphere into a spiral.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's. Cause you have years and years of baggage between the two of you.

[David Dobrik]

100%.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So she's still mad about something from yesterday?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Possibly. Yesterday she tried to fuck me.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yes.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, this. Yeah. No, every day's different here. All right, one more question for you guys. What's Julia? This is for you. What is your favorite thing about John?

[Julia]

Maybe how honest he is. Sometimes he's a little too honest.

[David Dobrik]

Totally.

[Julia]

But I would much rather have him be honest than, like, lie to me about something. Cause it holds me accountable.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's really good. Yeah, he's probably the most honest ever.

[John]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

John looks so scared.

[David Dobrik]

John's just making sure he doesn't say anything. All right, John, what's your favorite thing about Julia?

[John]

Ah, Julia.

[David Dobrik]

What can I say about Julia?

[John]

My Julia, she's really positive. And in her, like, storytelling, it's so good. Like, sometimes, like, we're just.

[David Dobrik]

He says this about you a lot, actually.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[John]

You know how, like, Julia just talks about something, and it's, like, really passionate. Like, she's all about, like, book talk and, like, fourth wing.

[Julia]

Yeah. I love reading books, but I think it's like, I'll be reading a book, and I think this could go into the storytelling, because there's, like, two different times where he's, like, said it to me. Like, I can see a TikTok. Like, that's really funny, and, like, I can't find it. So I try to re. Explain it to him, and then I'm like, you know, describing the whole scene. I'm, like, laying it down, and he's, like, really into it, and he's laughing and I'm, like, explaining it one by one.

[Jason Nash]

And then what did he say?

[David Dobrik]

That is fucking awesome. This whole time, Julia's just been reading children's books to jump. Like Dr. Seuss. He didn't pull the next house down, did he?

[Jason Nash]

It was made out of brick.

[David Dobrik]

He couldn't have. He couldn't have. That's amazing. Okay. Yeah, well, okay, I should have asked this first, but I'm sorry. Cause that's a positive note to end on. What's one thing that your least favorite quality about John, Julia?

[Julia]

His communication.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Julia]

Yeah. It's the worst ever.

[David Dobrik]

It's disgusting.

[Julia]

It's so bad.

[David Dobrik]

Today in the group chat, we were asking when Alex said, can everyone play at 5? Everyone responded except John. So Alex had to say, john, come on, brother. And then John responds. Coming home at 6, before 7. What does that mean? That you'll be here at 5. That you'll be here at 6. 54, 6, 53. What does that mean?

[John]

Yeah, like leaving before 6. I mean, leaving at 6.

[David Dobrik]

Coming home at 6, before 7.

[Julia]

Coming home at 6. Like leaving, leaving.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. You're trying to say that you're leaving at 6 and you'll be there before 7.

[John]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

That is all we're asking for, is.

[David Dobrik]

Just a straightforward answer of like, what time? That's insane. You give us context. That one isn't we don't care about and two is confusing. Dude, you text like you're under fire and you have two seconds to get it out. Coming home at six, before seven. That's crazy because a normal person would read that as okay, he'll be home at 6. 53. 6:54. Six minutes before 7:00 clock. Okay, you realize that that's so crazy and so funn. Confusing.

[John]

No, six before seven. I mean, it makes sense.

[Jason Nash]

It does come before seven.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, John, I'll give you. I'll give you. I'll give you the question too, because I gave it to Julia. What's your least favorite quality about Julia?

[Jason Nash]

Don't answer, brother.

[John]

I really don't have, like, any, like, I. I honestly can't pinpoint a single thing.

[David Dobrik]

Beautiful. Well done. You've learned a lot from this pod, but. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast than you guys for listening. Thank you, John, Julia, Natalie, shout out to you trying to me last night. Okay, that is all the time we have Go listen to Jason's podcast. He's got a side gig called All Things Good. And. Yeah, hope you guys enjoyed. Bye.