Dating a Billionaire

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash – Episode: Dating a Billionaire (June 19, 2025)

In this engaging episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, the dynamic hosts delve into the complexities of high-profile relationships, brand deals, and the unique challenges that come with significant wealth. Joined by friends like Ilya Fedorovich and Natalie Mariduena, and featuring a special story from Naveen, the conversation offers a candid look into navigating life when dating someone extraordinarily wealthy.

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1. Airline Travel Woes: A Comedy of Errors

The episode opens with David recounting a chaotic travel experience that underscores the unpredictable nature of airline operations.

• Delayed Flights and Booking Confusion (00:17 - 03:09): David shares his frustrating ordeal with American Airlines, where miscommunication led to him being mistakenly booked on a delayed flight from the previous day. This mix-up caused him considerable stress, highlighted by his humorous frustration:

  David Dobrik [01:09]: "I think that's really weird...You couldn't be more confused with this entire situation."

• Unexpected Airline Issues (03:09 - 04:12): The discussion shifts to a bizarre news story about an India flight that crashed shortly after takeoff, sparing only one passenger under mysterious circumstances. This segment adds a layer of seriousness amidst the humor:

  Ilya Fedorovich [03:10]: "It's fucking insane."

2. Brand Deals and Spending Habits: Balancing Money and Relationships

Jason Nash introduces the topic of securing brand deals and the ensuing dynamics it creates within personal relationships.

• Securing Lucrative Deals (06:05 - 07:13): Jason excitedly shares his experience landing a $85,000 Instagram story deal, juxtaposed against David’s mock frustration over the perceived triviality of brand promotions:

  Jason Nash [06:09]: "Want to pay you $85,000. One Instagram story."

• Managing Brand Deals at Home (07:13 - 15:18): The conversation humorously explores how brand deals impact household spending, particularly focusing on Naveen's shopping spree at Gelson's and the strain it places on Jason:

  Jason Nash [07:20]: "It's a lot of work...I can't celebrate victories."

3. Navigating Relationships: Insights from Dating a Billionaire

Naveen shares her personal story about dating a wealthy individual, shedding light on the challenges and control that can come with such relationships.

• Naveen’s Story: The Price of Wealth (16:30 - 25:00): Naveen narrates her experience with a billionaire who financially supported her but exerted excessive control over her life, including monitoring her phone and restricting her activities:

  Naveen [22:39]: "I couldn't leave the house...he would make me bike ride a lot."

• Impact on Personal Freedom (25:00 - 28:34): The hosts discuss the emotional and psychological toll of being in a relationship where money becomes a tool for control, highlighting the importance of personal freedom and autonomy.

4. Special Treatment and Celebrity Encounters: The Double-Edged Sword

David shares stories that illustrate the perils of fame and the often unwanted special treatment that accompanies it.

• Encounter with CeeLo Green (37:58 - 38:44): David describes a tense interaction with the artist CeeLo Green at the airport, emphasizing the frustrations of dealing with celebrities who expect special privileges:

  David Dobrik [37:58]: "He was really trying to get this bag through TSA and they weren't really letting him."

• Mixed Feelings About Special Treatment (38:45 - 40:25): The hosts debate the fairness and discomfort that come with special treatment, especially in public settings like airports and theme parks:

  David Dobrik [40:13]: "I have to bury my head in shame...It's just fucked up."

5. Personal Anecdotes and Group Dynamics: Friendship and Financial Management

The conversation shifts to personal interactions among friends, focusing on financial habits and the humorous side of managing money within friendships.

• Discussing Spending Habits (41:00 - 43:54): The group shares funny stories about budgeting, tipping discrepancies, and the challenges of aligning spending habits with partners:

  Natalie Mariduena [43:29]: "I thought lunch would be like $80."

• Balancing Friendships and Finances (44:14 - 47:56): Jason and John discuss the nuances of brand deals and spending, highlighting the sometimes absurd lengths influencers go to monetize their personal lives:

  Jason Nash [44:23]: "Complete scam."

6. Ethical Considerations and Emotional Boundaries: Moving Forward After Loss

A poignant segment addresses how individuals cope with the loss of a partner and the ethical implications of moving on emotionally and romantically.

• Debating the Right Time to Move On (45:03 - 48:47): The hosts engage in a heartfelt debate about how long one should wait to date or pursue new relationships after the death of a partner. Julia’s and John’s responses spark a deep conversation on respecting emotional boundaries:

  Julia [46:06]: "Two years." Jason Nash [46:17]: "Two years... a long time over."

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the importance of authenticity and maintaining personal boundaries amidst fame, wealth, and the complexities of modern relationships. David humorously hints at returning from France, promising more insightful and entertaining conversations in future episodes:

David Dobrik [48:52]: "So if you find him, I commend you. Go check out Jason's podcast, All Good Things, and I'll see you guys when I get back from France."

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Notable Quotes:

• David Dobrik [01:09]: "I think that's really weird...You couldn't be more confused with this entire situation."
• Naveen [22:39]: "I couldn't leave the house...he would make me bike ride a lot."
• Jason Nash [44:23]: "Complete scam."
• Julia [46:07]: "Two years."

This episode of VIEWS offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and thoughtful discussions, providing listeners with a window into the intricate dance of managing relationships and finances in the spotlight.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. I am not supposed to be here right now.

[Jason Nash]

Neither am I. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This feels like I'm supposed to be dead, but I'm here with you.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Back on Earth.

[Jason Nash]

I know exactly how you feel.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You spent the day at the airport and you were not able to go out.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, so I left to the airport. I'm supposed to be in France as we speak right now.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, already?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I went to the airport this morning. It was an all day affair.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[David Dobrik]

So what happened? I don't like to shit on fucking airlines. I hate when influencers do it.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.

[Jason Nash]

There's no need to.

[David Dobrik]

No, there's no need to. Because there's people that work, there's families. I don't like shitting on big corporations either. Cause it does boil down to somebody at the end of the day and somebody's gonna be sad if they hear this. Yeah, but American Airlines, you could suck my dick.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

So. So I'm going there. Well, first I wake up and then Natalie texts. She's like, it's delayed till 2:30. I'm like, great, I'll sleep another hour. And then we're on the road to make the 2:30. And then a notification pops up that they're actually taking off at 2, which is like, that should be illegal. Like you can't delay a flight and then pull it back.

[Jason Nash]

That's what they do.

[David Dobrik]

That's really weird.

[Jason Nash]

No, yeah, no, I've had, I've had that.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's really weird. Okay, so they pulled it back. So now I have to make it to the airport like fucking pronto, like stats. So I'm like riding the median or riding the shoulder of the highway.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I get there and then turns out that I wasn't even booked on the flight. And the guy at the front was like, you're actually booked on the flight from yesterday. And then at the same time. This is so much to follow. This was. I'm telling you, this is like Inception. This is like tenant. And at the same time I get a text from my friend who's on the flight and he's like, they're calling your name on the intercom. Where are you? Oh, and now I'm explaining to this guy that they're calling my name on the intercom. And then I find out that the reason for confusion.

[Jason Nash]

Ilya's joining us.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

What the fuck is going on, dude?

[David Dobrik]

Why am I here?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

I thought I was hallucinating When I walked in the door, I was like.

[David Dobrik]

Why is the TV on? Why are they playing the vlogs? Wow. Anyway, so this is what happened. The confusion was there was a flight yesterday that was delayed till today, and it was the same name, same airline, same place was flying with the exact same flight number as the one I was on today.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

So there's two flights with the same flight number operating at the same time.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

With the same flight number. How's that possible?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. It was like, Flight 138, whatever.

[Jason Nash]

And. But you were booked for yesterday.

[David Dobrik]

But you didn't know I was booked for today.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you were booked, but they thought.

[David Dobrik]

I was on yesterday because the flights had the same flight number.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

So whose fault is it?

[David Dobrik]

Airlines. And then they. They were. They were really nice. The people that. That worked there were really nice.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, and then. And then we all. And there was, like, a group of, like, 40 kids going to fucking. On a school field trip to London for some reason, which is where I was connecting. So, like, I took pictures with all of them.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And at the same time, they, like, made an announcement. I couldn't hear it. And then everybody got up out of their seats and started to fucking line up at the counter and, like, what's going on? And it was because they were trying to find everybody new flights.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, the last person at the counter. And then when I got to my point in the line, it was like an hour and a half in, and they were like, no more flights. Flights are all sold out. Flights are all sold out. Sorry. And then they put me like a. In, like a waiting room. They were being really nice to me.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Did you guys hear about the India flight?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that was crazy. Did you see that, Jay?

[Jason Nash]

No, I didn't see it. Really?

[David Dobrik]

You didn't see anything about the India flight?

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Oh, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

That happened.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Insane. Well, basically, there was a flight.

[David Dobrik]

Now, this makes me feel horrible for complaining about my. Can't bring this up after I'm. Oh, man. This makes me feel really.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Jay, this is a fucking pretty crazy story.

[Jason Nash]

I was slightly inconvenienced today.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

So there's a flight, like a week ago.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

That was taking off from somewhere in India, going to London. Huge jet, like a Boeing 7, 747, 777, something like that.

[David Dobrik]

250, 280 people on board.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Takes off like, 30 seconds into the flight, just loses power and just crashes. Everybody dies. Except for one person that, like, basically walks off the plane unscathed. Just Bruises on his body. Like, nothing happens.

[David Dobrik]

Like, there's, like, videos of him on the street, like, walking. Everyone's, like, trying to get his attention.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

And he's, like, pissed off. He's, like, delusional because he's just. He's got. No. He's in shock.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

It's fucking insane.

[David Dobrik]

And I saw some news reports that he wasn't even supposed to be in that seat, that he switched it last minute. Like some real Final Destination type shit.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

He's sitting in 11A.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I'm glad you're safe. You have no idea. You call it the worst time we.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

I threw my back out having sex with Naveen, actually. Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Deadass.

[Jason Nash]

Deadass.

[David Dobrik]

Whoa.

[Jason Nash]

I literally was, like, trying to edit some podcasts.

[David Dobrik]

What was the position? You were editing the podcast while you were having sex?

[Jason Nash]

No, I went. I was. I was editing the podcast. And then she know. She comes in, she's got her top off, and I'm like, oh, come on. I'm trying to finish this.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. She was listening to the sound of my voice.

[Jason Nash]

She was listening. Yeah, she got turned on listening to. You have your whole butthole. Yeah. I'm not sure what's going on with her.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

The butthole episode aroused her.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, no, we've been getting a lot of feedback. I've been seeing the comments. Yeah, it's turning a lot of people on. It's gonna give us that Golden Globe.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you heard what Dax said.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, he commented. What did he say?

[Jason Nash]

He said, need to up my game is what the tweet said. I'm assuming it was about us.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it was probably our strongest episode. Jay, have you ever seen a band live?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, I have, and I usually use one ticketing app. I'm trying to remember what it's called.

[David Dobrik]

Let me see. Is there any chance it's called SeatGeek?

[Jason Nash]

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

Seatgeek man. I'll tell you something. Grinds my gears.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Just got mad at Naveen. So I got a brand deal. So I was so happy.

[David Dobrik]

Big deal for you.

[Jason Nash]

Big deal for me. I mean, I woke up to it. An email like, oh, Jason Nash, we.

[David Dobrik]

Want to pay you $85,000. One Instagram story.

[Jason Nash]

Slow down, slow down. Okay, Those are your rates. And so then I'm like a different guy all morning. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, this is great.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Jason Nash]

We go up that. We go hiking. I'm like, they're gonna do this and blah, blah, blah. Then she goes to Gelson's today.

[David Dobrik]

How much does she spend?

[Jason Nash]

Dude, she comes back with, like, two of each. She came back with kicking chicken spice and lemon pepper spice. Those are like, 7.99 each.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean, two of each? Why did you.

[Jason Nash]

You don't need to buy two spices. You could buy one.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Two kinds of olives. You could buy one kind of olive now.

[David Dobrik]

What is he saying? Are the shrooms sticking in again?

[Jason Nash]

You don't shop, so you don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Why did you say two of each?

[Natalie Mariduena]

She bought two of each of the things that she was supposed to buy. So inst it costing, like, 100 bucks. I'm assuming it costs, like, 200 bucks.

[Jason Nash]

Well, not two of each, but, like, there were things that she didn't need that Shelson's is so expensive.

[David Dobrik]

How much is the brand deal for? Let's. Let's. Let's. Let's work backwards here.

[Jason Nash]

The brand deal is for 15k.

[David Dobrik]

$15,000.

[Jason Nash]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

What do you have to do? What do you have to do?

[Jason Nash]

Promote a vaping company. But it's no big deal. No, not that.

[Ilya Fedorovich]

Not that.

[David Dobrik]

Just a vaping gambling company.

[Jason Nash]

Just boner pills.

[David Dobrik]

You vape and then you gamble your life savings and then you get a boner.

[Jason Nash]

Ye. It's adult diapers.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

What is.

[Jason Nash]

Nothing. Humiliated.

[David Dobrik]

What is the company? That's what I mean. I mean, what are the posts? I don't.

[Jason Nash]

It's a lot of posts for me. 15. You know, I got to Instagram. I got to do TikTok. I got to do YouTube. It's a. It's a lot of work.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. That's so funny. Do you how crazy that is? Like, you're saying. Yeah, I know.

[Jason Nash]

You're right.

[David Dobrik]

Like, even if you say, like, that's a lot.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I even started bitching about it on the hike. I'm like, that's a lot.

[David Dobrik]

I'm going to have to post two stories. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

So it's great. But I'm a different. But I don't like. So I can't celebrate victories. I can't tell Wyatt and Charlie that.

[David Dobrik]

She bought an extra chicken. And you're getting $15,000 for an Instagram.

[Jason Nash]

Post, even going to Gelson's. She was supposed to go to the cheaper market.

[David Dobrik]

You can allow her to buy more spices if you're getting $15,000 for a couple social media posts. No, no, bro.

[Jason Nash]

It doesn't work like that.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but if it was your fucking kids, you'd Uber XL them to the fucking store.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, I've cut all that back. I don't. I don't. They have. They. They have their friends drive them now. No more Ubers.

[David Dobrik]

You'd Uber XL them to the store. They can buy five spices and then you throw them. You'd get them a bottle service at the nearest club.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, don't compare. Don't get Naveen mad at the kids.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just saying don' Spend more money on your. On your current wife. Naveen deserves the world. I don't think you understand. I'm on Naveen's side all the time. Yeah, because I think she's getting a bad end of the bargain with this marriage. So, like, whatever argument you guys have, I'm like, naveen's winning.

[Jason Nash]

Then she does this thing. She goes. She goes, you have to spend money to get money.

[David Dobrik]

It's true.

[Jason Nash]

It's not.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, it is. I strongly believe that. Like, remember when I bought my Tesla Model X?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Could I afford it? Fuck no. I was light years away from being able to afford.

[Jason Nash]

And what about the roadster?

[David Dobrik]

Light years. I can afford that one. But. But. But, like, once you put yourself in a place where you're spending money, then you realize you're like, oh, fuck, I need to. I need to make money. That's why I don't work anymore. Because I. Because I don't spend money. You know? I mean, if I bought more things, I'd be like, I got to get back on the saddle.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But no, I love when he says he doesn't spend money.

[David Dobrik]

I don't spend money.

[Jason Nash]

Now, what is.

[David Dobrik]

Why do you Think I spend money? What on earth do I spend money on?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not like every day you're going out and like you're shopping at the nearest department store.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so what am I spending money on?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But when you do choose to spend money, you spend money in very.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's not true. I only spend money on important things and things for like videos.

[Jason Nash]

I saw a couple of things on your Snapchat this past month that added.

[David Dobrik]

Oh my cool lighters that add up to $150.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm not going to name what it was, but what was it? A couple of nice things that go on your wrist watches.

[David Dobrik]

Those investments, they were for other people. This investment is not. Taylor has to work harder. It's an investment into how hard she is for. No, but that's, that's what happens when you take multiple trap.

[Jason Nash]

What happens when you get in the like. Right now I'm in my like and.

[David Dobrik]

Also spending money on other people. It doesn't count. That's, that's, that's like. Because it's not real. That's just. You're just being polite. So when you spend money out of politeness, it cancels out. Can I say what comment I fucking hate the most? This drives me crazy when like I would get someone a car or something and someone goes, it's a tax write off. I go, I don't know what the fuck that means. I've nat you understand why that's like double confusing for me. I don't know what a tax.

[Jason Nash]

It is a tax write off.

[David Dobrik]

But what does that mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, it's, it is like a business expense, I guess, but it's also like. But you're still spending money.

[David Dobrik]

I don't even. I've never ever bought anything because I'm like, I'm gonna save money here because I need to make this purchase. I also hate when people do this. I'm really complaining here about a really small thing. But when like I get something for somebody and they're like, that's not his money. The brand paid for that. Like, it's like a CQ gathering. And I'm like, everything in my life brands paid for. Every fucking piece of food I put in my mouth is paid for by brands. There is no such thing as me money. If you're thinking about it that way. My entire life is just paid for by brands. That is my job. So I get so confused when someone writes that. It's like the brand paper is like, yeah, no shit. They have to. That's My job. Brands pay for things.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, sorry, back to this brand deal that Naveen has wasted at the grocery.

[Jason Nash]

Store on two extra spices. She went to Gelson. You're not supposed to go to Gelson's. It's like $40 for a steak. 45 bucks.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I'm pretty good with sub. I've been having Subway and Chipotle the last, like, three, four weeks and I just do that consistently and it's really good. I do it twice a day and that's about it.

[Jason Nash]

How's that on the body?

[David Dobrik]

It's all right. I pickleball a lot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, he has hemorrhoids. I feel like that's all you need to know.

[David Dobrik]

Ok, Natalie, the hemorrhoids. We're only gonna bring up one podcast. I don't want it to be a reoccurring segment.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, you always pick on me. And David always says that I take like the biggest, nastiest poops or whatever. Like, he always picks.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, you're a legend for that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you understand that? Everything that you say about me is just a projection of how you feel about yourself. You just like to put it on to me. First of all, you're a loud peer.

[David Dobrik]

We don't even know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You take nasty shit.

[David Dobrik]

We don't even know if it's a hemorrhoid.

[Jason Nash]

I see you got that TikTok I sent you. How to talk to a narcissist.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Am I using the tactics?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you use the tactics.

[David Dobrik]

So you say I've been projecting this entire time everything I've ever said about you? Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

When you say I'm lazy and I don't work, it's actually the fact that you're lazy and you don't work.

[David Dobrik]

I'll take that one. But no one pees louder than you. And I stand by that.

[Jason Nash]

That was unfair. That was out in the loud peeing.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it was in Africa, actually.

[Jason Nash]

Actually, there was no, like four walls around her. That was just natural. Huh?

[David Dobrik]

To be honest, that's actually a good point. I guess if you ever hear any water in Africa, it is amplified because you're like, fuck y. I think that's what it was too. I was desiring it so much in the fucking tent we were at. So when she was peeing in that hole, like, my senses, like, heightened. I was like, waterfall's nearby. There's like, oh, there's a water source somewhere. Ilya, wake up, animals. I hear a water source.

[Jason Nash]

Dave, got bottles of water right here.

[David Dobrik]

That's my favorite joke. The animals of the jungle coming because they hear a pond forming from Natalie's teeth.

[Jason Nash]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

And basically feel like a financial genius.

[Jason Nash]

And guess what? It's totally free. So go on, download the Experian app. Trust me, having a BFF like this.

[David Dobrik]

Is a total game changer. Okay, guys, Naveen is here. Jason's wife Naveen has a story to tell on the pod. We've heard. First of all, the most famous horrible story is Jason's Mexico border story.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

That's at the top of the list of worst stories of all time. Then Taylor had her friend come and Taylor was hyping this up for like three weeks. She was like, my friend has a really good story. She really should come in and tell him. Oh, you guys kept asking. Yeah. Cause Taylor was like, it's a legendary story.

[John]

It's also about Mexico.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

She asked me.

[Julia]

She was like, do you think it was good?

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, yeah, it was really good. That is at the number two spot. And we've never put that in the pod. Cause at least the Mexico story that Jason told was so bad, where it was like, we gotta put this in. But Taylor's friend's story didn't quite make it. So let's see. Let's see where you rank. And that's not to say that we have good stories. We've told the same stories over and over again. So who are we to judge how good your abilities are?

[Naveen]

I have good stories, but I'm not insecure about that.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen has this friend who's also really hot. So together they're quite a tandem.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

You know who I'm talking about.

[David Dobrik]

Of course.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Fuck, it's so hot, right? Have you guys ever all hooked up?

[Jason Nash]

Up? Yeah, a couple times.

[David Dobrik]

Is this a sore subject? You answered really quick.

[Jason Nash]

No, I wouldn't do that.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

No. Even if they asked, I wouldn't.

[Naveen]

I don't think. I don't think she would do that.

[Jason Nash]

No, I don't think she would do that.

[David Dobrik]

Naveen, would you?

[Naveen]

I feel like it would make things easier because you could have like, sleepovers and stuff. So, like, to me, that would be like, fun because it's like, oh, it's like my two favorite people.

[Jason Nash]

What's a sleepover entail?

[Naveen]

Like, just like fun gossiping.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, but, like, she would sleep in the bed with us.

[Naveen]

I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

[David Dobrik]

Jason's face. Well, break it down right now. What is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What would it entail? And that's being said. Whatever you're gonna say, I wouldn't do it.

[Naveen]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's literally biting his nails and shaking the corner.

[Naveen]

I feel like. Yeah, you would make it weird. I think I would, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Yeah, I would. Make what weird?

[Naveen]

Cause sometimes if Jason doesn't want me to get jealous of something, he'll like, overcompensate. Yeah. So we, like, watch a show and this beautiful girl will come on the screen and he's like, she's so fucking ugly.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's literally perfect.

[Jason Nash]

I did you though.

[Naveen]

He's like, she looks like she probably, like, stinks. Like, she's so annoying.

[Jason Nash]

Right? Right.

[Naveen]

And I'm like, it's okay. And he's like, no, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

We watch this one show and there's a girl that comes on.

[Naveen]

I'll be like, I like her.

[Jason Nash]

I'll be like. I'm like, ugh, she fucking sucks.

[David Dobrik]

So you think if it ever came down to like a threesome with Jay, he'd probably have to put this other woman down at the end of it?

[Naveen]

I think he would actually ruin it by like, saying something crazy to the person thinking that I would get upset if he didn't.

[David Dobrik]

Nat, what are you sensing here? Are you sensing something?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm sensing. I'm sensing Naveen would kind of be down and Jason would kind of be down, but Jason is the problem.

[David Dobrik]

I'm sensing that Naveen's just saying that for the sake of this pod, Jason obviously wants to the most.

[Naveen]

Maybe.

[David Dobrik]

I think Naveen's just entertaining it to entertain it.

[Jason Nash]

But not with your friend.

[Naveen]

I would never do something like that with a friend.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. But I could have a sleepover.

[Naveen]

Okay, we'll talk later.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

All right. Sorry. Naveen, what's the story?

[Naveen]

So my best friend started this, like, company. She really wanted to make it big. And she met this guy who's like, crazy wealthy and just sold his business for like, an insane amount of money. Yeah, he came to LA for a business retreat and at the end of the retreat, it's all like, multi millionaires and they're all having a party at the end. And so he invites her to the party and she's like, naveen, please come with me. But like, you have to dress like business Women, Like, I want him to take me seriously. Like, I don't want him to just, like, sleep with me. Like, I want him to invest in my business. And so she, like, forces us to wear, like, blazers and stuff. And we, like, roll up to this party, and she's like, please, like, don't get too drunk. Don't do anything. Like, this is serious. And we, like, pull up to, like, a classic LA Hollywood party, where it's, like, drunk girls are outside and, like, club dresses and heels. And I was like, this is. Is ridiculous. And it's just a party. And so we, like, go upstairs, and all the guys are meeting upstairs in a room. And she's almost gonna cry. Cause she really thought they invited her to a business meeting.

[Jason Nash]

She's in a blazer. No one wears a blazer.

[David Dobrik]

So she goes, oh, my God.

[Naveen]

She goes into another room with the guy to tell him how she feels. And so it's just me sitting in a circle of a bunch of Asian guys. And one of them was like, hey, do you want to take this? And I was like, all right. So I, like, took something, I think. I don't know what it was.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. She leaves you alone for four minutes.

[Naveen]

I just didn't know what else to talk with them. Like, I looked so silly. And so I took drugs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's cool. Must take drugs.

[Naveen]

And then she came back into the room crying, and she's like, we need to go home now.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Naveen]

And I was like, oh, my God. Can we stay for, like, a little bit? Because I took something, and I don't know how it's gonna affect me, and I might need to be around, like, my new friends. And she was like, no, we need to leave now. And so she forces me into the bathroom and had a Japanese toilet that kept closing. And she's shoving her fingers at my throat. She's like, throw up the drugs.

[Jason Nash]

Throw up the drugs.

[Naveen]

And I was like, no, no, no, no. I'm, like, crying. And then she did make us leave. And then I was tripping all night, just blasting music in my apartment.

[David Dobrik]

What happened with the deal? Did she ever. Did she ever talk to the guy again?

[Naveen]

Yeah, he didn't invest in her business, but he gave her a really good business deal advice.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, that hurts.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that's.

[David Dobrik]

That's like a real. That's like the beginning to, like, a sad, like, Disney movie or something where, like, a girl thinks she's like, this is it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

And then she's, like, taking me seriously, finally.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then she's completely like let down.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This, that's. That's an important part of your character arc though. I feel like that had to happen and maybe now it's hard being hot. Yeah.

[Naveen]

I think you should just lean into it.

[David Dobrik]

It's. So now, how do you balance. How do you balance work? Really tough. Like, how do you know when people are calling you for work and not just have sex?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sometimes, like, I get on the phone with these, like these big brands.

[David Dobrik]

T mobile will call and they'll be like, are you just trying to fuck me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'm like, you're obviously just trying to fudge me. Like, we're not even doing business here, are we?

[David Dobrik]

There are things that Natalie's gotten like, I don't want to say that. She's definitely gotten all jokes aside from her looks and because the people have wanted to have sex with her.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I mean, that's obvious, right? Like, isn't that like there'll be people that'll call just to give us more brand deals?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Just cuz they want to have the conversation with Natalie on the phone, which makes very much sense. This is how it works. Cuz they can. A brand can send money anywhere and no one gives a. Like the brand doesn't care. They just have to spend $10 million a month or whatever. So like if he wants to talk to Natalie, he's like, oh yeah, this will cost me a million bucks.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Let me go.

[David Dobrik]

Let me call her. Maybe we'll have sex.

[Naveen]

That's romantic.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I haven't really seen any of those opportunities through, but yeah, we like to keep the facade alive.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever gotten anything off your looks?

[David Dobrik]

All the time.

[Jason Nash]

Like what?

[David Dobrik]

My whole career.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe when you were like, lived in Vernon Hills, did you ever.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm kidding. Vernon Hills, Jay. Have I gotten anything off my looks? That is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think looks, I think personality. Just like charisma.

[Jason Nash]

I had a job once. I worked for a woman that was like in her 40s and there was no reason for her to keep me when I was like 21 years old and she kept me around for two years. That makes sense.

[David Dobrik]

Nothing like an older woman. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when I went back to Mike's wedding, was this older woman. I'm going to say her name. I doubt she listens to this. So her name's. And she was like, she really, really liked me. She was a great woman. And she kept saying she. She's like, if you caught me 30 years. 30 years ago, I would have run away with you. Wow. Yeah. She was really into me. That was. And. And she didn't, like. She didn't know who I was or anything like that. So I was like, this is kind of cool.

[Jason Nash]

You should go for it.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I'm fully being hit on because I think she thinks I look good in this suit. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So that felt good. Good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

But no, I. I don't think I've ever gotten anything because of my looks.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Was this the same woman that told us she worked at TSA and that we can, in fact, smuggle drugs? No problem. That's what she told us.

[David Dobrik]

That's really fun. There's another woman, she had that. She works at tsa. And I was like, okay, so how many. How much drugs can you get through to the airport? I've always wondered. I was like, are they sniffing for drugs or are they sniffing for bombs? She's like, we don't look for any kind of drugs.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

She's like, it's all for bombs. Unless you have. I think it's over.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was, like, a large amount. It was like.

[David Dobrik]

It was like a softball amount of cocaine.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

So if you have, like. I mean, I don't know how many of our viewers actually probably a lot of our listeners need to know this. You're good to go. Naveen, what about you?

[Naveen]

I think I've always just leaned into that because I feel like you should just get the most possible from anyone that wants to, like, give it to you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I hate when people are, like, embarrassed that they're hot. When they're like, I'm more than being hot, I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, you whining like that makes me believe that you're not more than being hot. Like, if you were truly more than being hot, then lean into it and then fucking use that as a stepping stone to get anything else you want.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Right.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I've never seen a person that's hot. I've never seen that be a curse. What's the craziest offer that you've gotten because of your looks?

[Naveen]

The person I dated that was, like, really wealthy. I think we talked about him before.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, the billionaire.

[Naveen]

Just to sit at his house all day and not work or do anything else. He paid me, like, 16 grand a month.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Naveen]

Yeah. But I couldn't leave the house.

[David Dobrik]

That's basically what. That's basically the same job Natalie has.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Sit at my house, do nothing. Wow. That's crazy.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You couldn't leave the house?

[Naveen]

I couldn't leave the house. And he had to, like, he would, like, monitor the calls coming into my phone.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Naveen]

Like, he would, like, answer my phone and stuff, which is, like.

[David Dobrik]

Which I would say is absolutely crazy. But if it is your job. Yeah, I mean, I guess he did, like, which is also definitely illegal. But it's like, the fact that he, like, is paying you for that, and.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You'Re like, what was he paying? Just to sit next. Like, is he working?

[Naveen]

Like, I would be like, oh, like, I can't hang out today. Like, I have to go do, like, this or this. And, you know. And he'd be like, well, so you're saying if it's. You're just leaving because of a money thing? So, like, what if money wasn't an option? Would you be here all the time? And I was like, for sure. Then he's like, well, how much are you getting paid at that job? And I was like, around $16,000.

[Jason Nash]

Burger K.

[Naveen]

I just made up a number because I thought he would. I honestly thought he would go lower. And then he was like, okay, so if I just gave that to you, you'd be here, like, all the time. But, like, you can't leave. And I was like, sure.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

How would he pay you that?

[Naveen]

Cash.

[David Dobrik]

Shut the up.

[Naveen]

Yeah. We would have, like, a monthly therapy meeting, and if it went well, then at the end of it, he would give it to me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. This is crazy.

[David Dobrik]

The.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean? What if it didn't go well?

[Naveen]

I always made sure it went well. And I think lady was in on it a little bit. Like, she. It was like a woman in Santa Monica and she knew, like, Jay, you're.

[David Dobrik]

Never, like, thinking to yourself, like, naveen, go back to this guy just for the sake of us. Like, for, like, three months, just go and go back to this man.

[Jason Nash]

So I think for the sake of her. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

$50,000 after three months.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that I couldn't live with, but.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know. I'm kidding.

[Jason Nash]

But I do. I do feel bad. I'm like. But then again, I think what's interesting.

[David Dobrik]

But why do you feel bad? The guy was fucking paying her to fucking hang out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Obviously, she likes.

[Jason Nash]

That's what I feel bad about.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, obviously she likes you more because.

[Jason Nash]

I wish she had. Like, I wish. I think what's interesting is that point where you're like, you're getting the 16k a month. You're dating the Billionaire. And then you're like, I can't do it. Like, I think that's so.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. How did that end?

[Naveen]

He was just too crazy. And everyone was, like, fighting me on it. Cause they're like, dude, like, just shut up and just, like, go with it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, all your friends.

[Naveen]

And then I just, like, physically couldn't. He would make me bike ride a lot. We weren't allowed to watch tv.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, you said this. Why weren't you allowed to watch tv?

[Naveen]

It just. Anything that took the focus off him, he would, like, lose his mind.

[David Dobrik]

Do you guys go on vacations or Was the only thing. Okay, okay, okay.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But it was always right by his side.

[Naveen]

We would go on vacations, and we would always go first class. But there was one instance where there wasn't another first class ticket. And so he was like, hey, listen, you're gonna have to sit economy because I have, like, a bad leg, so I have to be first. And I was like, no. And so then he, like, pulled out cash on the plane. It was, like, five grand in cash. And he was, like, yelling at all the people in first class. And he's like, take this and move to the back. Like, just let her sit up here. And he's like, shut the fuck up. I was like, never mind, never mind. I'll sit in the back. And so then, like, I sat in the back of the plane, and he kept coming out of his seat and, like, checking on me to make sure I wasn't, like, watching anything, like, comedy that or something that wasn't a documentary. And then he'd, like, keep coming back. And I was like, just leave me alone. And then that plane ride was, like, so annoying for me. That was like, I can't. Like, you're so embarrassing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What was like, the final thing?

[David Dobrik]

That's insane. That's insane.

[Naveen]

No, no.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, like, waving money in first class.

[David Dobrik]

I'd be just, like, all of it.

[Naveen]

And, like, like, yelling at people. Because he had, like, a little bit of, like, Asperger's, I think.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. Also, I'm surprised he let you sit with other people in the back.

[Naveen]

Yeah, no, I know. Me too. But then, like, after he was, like, fighting them. I was like, okay, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

But he was checking to see if you were watching. Why did you say documentary? You were.

[Naveen]

So watching a documentary on a plane is okay, but watching a comedy or something, like, mindless was like. He just didn't understand it. So I would be like, oh, have you seen this show? And he's like, what? What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

You seen 2 Broke Girls?

[David Dobrik]

Wow. He'd love Jason. That'd be so funny.

[Jason Nash]

Knock him in the middle.

[David Dobrik]

Can I see some of his work?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, did, like, when you ended things with him, was he like, oh, this makes, like, did he ever sense anything? Or, like.

[Naveen]

No. He would get, like, upset and then confused, and then he would, like, have people, like, business contacts of his email me, like, letters of recommendation as to why he is great. And I have it all wrong.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. This is wild.

[David Dobrik]

God, this is like a movie.

[Naveen]

And then I would think that was, like, so funny. And then I'd be like, okay, let's have dinner.

[David Dobrik]

This is what I. Dude, this is. This is the type of shit that makes me so fucking livid. Like, I just fucking. There is nothing appealing to me about a successful person or anything like that, because people are fucking weird. People are fucking weird. This is also hard to say because I'm sure people think this about me, but, like, people are so bizarre. And, like, Natalie and I will meet with someone who, like, wants to give us money for something, and I'll be like, that guy's a weirdo. Like, a fucking weirdo. Like, genuinely, like, really scary and bizarre. And it just, like. It makes me, like, everything I grew up thinking about, like, looking up to successful people and all of that is, like, so out the window for me. Me. And, like, what's interesting to me is just a person. That's good.

[Jason Nash]

But the money accentuates.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, yes, yes, for sure. And then makes you even fucking weirder.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, but just hearing things like this, it's just like, whatever he is, like, the CEO of Google, Yahoo, whatever he is, like, it just makes me think, like, who cares? Like, it just, like, devalues everything he's ever done in his life because I'm like, this guy is a fucking freak. Well, I'm glad you got out of that.

[Naveen]

Thank you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thank you.

[Naveen]

Me, too.

[Jason Nash]

Now we share one car.

[David Dobrik]

One car. One toothbrush.

[Jason Nash]

Too fresh.

[David Dobrik]

And you got yelled at for going to Gelson's and buying too many things.

[Naveen]

Did you talk about Gelson's to everyone?

[Jason Nash]

I came in the other day and I said, you know, I did get a little Fall into a little money. And then that day, you went wild at Gelson's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You got two of the rubbing salts, Naveen?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Rubbing salts.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

Go. Go big.

[David Dobrik]

Go big.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. See what he says? 100k for. For a year.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, 100k. How much you make now?

[John]

I'd say like 65.

[David Dobrik]

All right, how about this? How about 75?

[John]

Doing what?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I'll give you $75,000 a year if you quit your job tomorrow, bro.

[Jason Nash]

Don't you. Don't you get it? You don't have to do anything. You literally have to sit here with him and literally say like, oh, that is cool, Dave. Oh, that's not cool, Dave. That's all you have to say. Or just offer an opinion. All you have to do is go. I don't really like that.

[John]

Do that for free, though, so why.

[Jason Nash]

Not get paid for it? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I say you take the job and we'll find something for you to do first. It'll. Yes. It'll start with just sitting with me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You have to train.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You have to have orientation.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Because you're not here during the day, so you don't know how I operate during the day.

[John]

Yeah, I could. Here, let me guess. I just. Top of my head.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I lay a lot, so.

[John]

Yeah. So here. Here's what I'm thinking.

[David Dobrik]

I'll send you tiktoks.

[John]

No, no, not yet. He probably wakes up up.

[David Dobrik]

I'd say like two noon to one noon to one.

[Jason Nash]

All right.

[David Dobrik]

And it's getting. It's getting more summertime, so I'm going to start getting up earlier because the UV index is high.

[John]

So like 11am 11?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, then what happens?

[John]

Okay, so he wakes up at 11.

[David Dobrik]

I always come downstairs, first thing I do, no questions asked, I grab a blue lemonade. Celsius.

[Jason Nash]

Nice.

[David Dobrik]

That is like my coffee. I do that every time.

[John]

I was going to guess that. Honestly.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. You can have that rare. Ready?

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So you'll. Well, Taylor does that, but.

[John]

Yeah, Taylor does that. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Taylor always puts two fresh ones in the fridge for me when she gets here. Because she gets here like an hour or two before I Wake up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, they're always just nice. A cold Celsius.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, and it's nice because I drink like 5 or 6 Celsius a day.

[Jason Nash]

One of my favorite things about your house is looking at all the beverages, I think, in the fridge.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's crazy. Isn't that crazy, Jay? It's like a 711 here.

[Jason Nash]

It's my favorite. And there's always new ones.

[David Dobrik]

John, do you understand how cool that is?

[John]

That is really cool. Cool.

[Jason Nash]

It's so fun when you come over.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like, when I was. When I was a kid.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if I wanted to grab like a Celsius or even a beer, like, if I wanted to, like, take a beer for my dad.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

My dad would have a six pack that was like, for, like, for him and his boys.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For like four days from then. Do you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Like, he was planning to have that beer in a couple days.

[Jason Nash]

Let me get ready for Saturday.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Grab a six pack.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. But, like, sometimes you'd get like a 12 pack. I lose my mind. I'm like, he's doing really well. Like, he had a good day at work.

[John]

You guys didn't have, like.

[David Dobrik]

And the fact there's like 30, 40 in there? No, I didn't have canned coke.

[John]

You didn't have canned coke in the garage where it's like, super cold.

[David Dobrik]

That was you. That was you. We would have two liters with our Little Caesars. That's as far as we would go.

[Jason Nash]

Two liters much.

[David Dobrik]

The fact that two liters. The fact that our fridge. John, right now looks like fucking 711 is fucking such a blessing.

[Jason Nash]

Dave was, like, having a serious conversation about something, and he asked your opinion, and we looked over and you were, like, wrapped in a blanket, like, eating Postmates.

[David Dobrik]

Well, we were asking about it.

[Jason Nash]

Dave was like, I don't know. I don't know. Dave just keep paying the mortgage.

[David Dobrik]

We were talking about if I should make videos. Yeah. I'm like, I think it may get stressful if I make, like. I kind of like the freedom I have without making videos right now. And I'm like, it could get stressful making videos. And I'm like, john, what do you think? Like, as he, like, he had the blanket up to his neck and he was eating a popsicle.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[David Dobrik]

It was just such a funny sight. And I'm just like. I just imagine in his head, he's just thinking, I don't care, as long as the Mortgage is paid for.

[Jason Nash]

You do you, bud?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, is Julia here? Yeah, John's girlfriend Julia is here. They got into a fight, and I want to get in the middle of it real quick. Basically, they were driving around the neighborhood, and they saw a house for sale. And Julia's like, imagine I move in there. And, like, they're talking about it, blah, blah, blah. Like, I buy the place. And then Julia made a joke saying, like, john, but you can't live there, like, as a joke. And then John goes, that's fine. I'll just go drive up the street with Dave.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And Julia's like, so in 10 years, you're gonna go up the street and live with Dave? And John's like, am I saying this right, Julia?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Julia]

No, 100%.

[David Dobrik]

And then John. Yeah, in 10 years, I'm gonna live with Dave. And then. So what happened here with this argument?

[Julia]

Yeah, and then. So I was just like, do you realize in 10 years, you're gonna be, like, 40, and you're still gonna be living with Dave? And he was like, yeah, and we'll be playing, like, video games and stuff.

[David Dobrik]

And then Julia comes to me. Cause always got Julia's back. Cause I think John is, like, fucking delusional. So Julia's like, can you believe this guy?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I go, that is actually what we're gonna be doing today. It's like, the one time I completely did not see eye to eye with Julia at all. I was like, you're being a crazy bitch. He's gonna live here when he's 10, sweetheart.

[Jason Nash]

So imagine when you met me. Yeah, right. Remember how weird it was?

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

That I was, like, running around with kids.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but that'll be you. But no, no, no. John.

[Jason Nash]

You and John playing video games at 40 is not gonna work.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's not what she's saying.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, what she's saying.

[John]

And Jay, that is gonna work.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean? We can't play video games at 40.

[Jason Nash]

That's not live together.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, yeah, that's what we're saying.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. No, I get it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. At 40, we're still gonna be able to live together. Friendship will be forever.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

What are you talking about?

[Jason Nash]

It just won't work.

[David Dobrik]

Why would it not work?

[Jason Nash]

Because it'll. It brings a certain stink to a man at 40, if you. He's, like, living with a bunch of guys.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I think that's what Julia's point is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But.

[John]

But what if it was, like, living together at 40 while successful? 1 guy, successful.

[David Dobrik]

I'm telling you, this is. We're all, we're group successful.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, we all individually live in a 10 million dollar house. I just so happen to have the primary bedroom. But we all live in the big house. We have all made it. We are all very lucky. We've done it.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

And that's. That's by God or by something. We've all been here together and we've all been put together and now we all live together. So like, I don't care who made the money. We're all staying together till it's 60.

[Julia]

Okay, let's not get crazy. 60?

[Jason Nash]

John, you don't talk about yourself that way, man.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, don't let Julia talk to you that way.

[Jason Nash]

No, not Julia. Don't say, don't say you're not gonna be successful. You're a young guy, you're smart, you got a lot.

[John]

No, no, I was just saying for the moment.

[Jason Nash]

For the moment you could figure something out. Joe, first of all, John, take this job from Dave, then fucking build a business of your own.

[David Dobrik]

Isn't that almost backwards?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

That's gonna make him live here forever.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. Living off.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I'm take this job from Dave. How long do you think we're gonna live together, Alex? I hate this question. Why? Because it makes me sad.

[Jason Nash]

Cause it's so good.

[David Dobrik]

And I think I'm the only one that it makes sad. No, John. John's on board.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, forever.

[David Dobrik]

Well, Julia's putting an end to it.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Julia doesn't want us to live together forever.

[Julia]

My thing is. Cause the whole scenario was that I would buy a house that's like down the road. And the fact that even then he's still like, oh no, I'm gonna be with Dave still.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you made a joke about kicking him out. Yeah, that's right.

[Julia]

For a night. For a night. And he was like, well, I'm just gonna go live with Dave then.

[David Dobrik]

Well, yeah. Could never kick him out for any night.

[Jason Nash]

Julia. Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

So you better check yourself if you're gonna be in a relationship with John.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Better show my man some respect.

[Julia]

I guess.

[David Dobrik]

So how long do you think if my wife wanted you guys out, I would have to listen, if she didn't.

[Jason Nash]

You would still keep us here?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Oh, that's very nice. Yeah. Like if I had a girlfriend. No, like, like a serious, serious girlfriend or what? Okay. I don't know what that means. Like, I've never gotten that far with a woman where like, I feel like maybe I'll probably Need my own privacy and, like, to, like, figure out how to, like, start a family. So maybe that'll be different. Yeah, we can help. But that. I do think that my initial instinct will be like, I need to upsize. And you get a new house with a guest house for the boys. I mean, that's where my sick. That's where my head would go. Yeah, that'd be pretty perfect.

[Julia]

Like a little.

[David Dobrik]

Little compound for us.

[Julia]

Like, he's gonna be 40. You don't think we're gonna be at.

[David Dobrik]

That place or have you or what if. Because the whole thing is you have a life. I thought you were just cgi.

[Julia]

I'm not real. I'm a figment of everyone's imagination.

[David Dobrik]

Well, no, then I'll. Then I would just buy. Then we'd all go to. We'd make a group decision. We'd all go to Vernon Hills, and I'd buy, like a cul de sac, and it'd be like five homes. And we're like a cult. We do like, cult, and we don't. We all pray and wear the same thing and stuff.

[John]

The cul de sac is literally going to be final end game.

[David Dobrik]

The culdesac or the cult of sack. Yeah, genuinely. That's what it's going to be. Yeah, it's going to be amazing.

[John]

Imagine we have, like, a plastic cup in a string.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. Well, we just have phones and face. Yeah, but you're just saying, like, more like.

[John]

Yeah, a cup in a string sounds cooler.

[David Dobrik]

John, guess who I saw today at the airport?

[John]

Famous.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, super famous art artist CeeLo Green.

[John]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

We were both sitting in, like, this lounge area. It's just me and him and three other airport employees. And he was really trying to get this bag through tsa and they weren't really letting him. This is some top secret that I'm sharing because it was really intimate. It was just me, CeeLo, and three TSA agents. And he was like, this bag has got to go, and it's got to be right next to me. There's a lot of expensive things in that bag. And he was making it very clear to the point where I had to, like, Google his net worth, because I'm like, what the is in this bag?

[Jason Nash]

If I'm a celebrity, what kind of special treatment can I get at the airport?

[David Dobrik]

I have traveled.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I've traveled with some real high roller celebrity friends.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It gets spooky.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You can do anything.

[Jason Nash]

Not private jet. I'm talking commercial.

[David Dobrik]

Commercial. You could do anything, really. Yeah. It's incredible. I mean, you could drive right up.

[Jason Nash]

Pull up to the tarmac.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You drive right under the plane.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And you go right up the steps. Now, this is the worst. One time, I ran into a celebrity friend of mine at the airport, and they were just like, just come with. With us. Because they, like, they go before anybody towards the plane. Anybody steps foot on the plane. I think the people from the last flight are still on the plane. When these people are getting on the plane, like, it's, like, very early. And I was like, no, I'm good. And they're like, no, come on. Just come on. Just come on. Come on. And then the TSA agent, like, working the gate, made a big fuss and was like, I don't care who you are or how much money you're spending, you guys are using a third party. This has nothing to do with us. I make the final decision, and I'm standing there, and this celebrity friend of mine is completely covered, like, head to toe. And, like, you can't see who it is. And it's just me standing there, like, just David. And I'm just like. I'm like, I'm. I should have just fucking sat down. I should just sat down. I should just. Why am I. Why am I doing this? That really bit me in the ass. I hate special treatment. I don't know how people get fast passes when they go to Six Flags.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you have to know.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, walking by people.

[John]

Oh, yeah. You give them the stink, guy.

[Jason Nash]

Fuck that. I can't wait in line for rides with my kids. I can't really.

[David Dobrik]

I can't walk by people. I think it's fucking so crazy.

[Jason Nash]

You pay for it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But some people can't afford it, and you're, like, literally right in their face.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I mean, like, the fast lane, like.

[David Dobrik]

I fly when I fly. I fly first class. And I have to, like.

[Jason Nash]

Bury your head.

[David Dobrik]

I have to bury my head in shame, really, because it feels really weird. It's just fucked up. There's, like. There's, like, women and children, obviously, that are going to the back. It just. It just doesn't make sense. And I'm a pretty young guy.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's a good point. Like, yeah. The fact that you're young, it's just bizarre.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't feel right. And, like, that's earned it. That's kind like what Six Flags is. I think I've earned it. Thank you very much.

[Jason Nash]

No, you feel like you have an argument.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, I'm kidding. Yeah.

[John]

What Happened to your flight?

[David Dobrik]

I was supposed to go to France today and my flight got cancelled because I got to the airport, they said I wasn't on the flight. Turns out I was on the flight. But that flight was actually the flight from yesterday. The whole thing was completely thrown off. So they just canceled a flight. And.

[John]

And they didn't give you anything like no voucher, no nothing?

[David Dobrik]

I think they will, but I had to rebook my next flight and it was quadruple the price. Quadruple?

[Naveen]

Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Cuz everyone's going to London so I had to pay quadruple the price just for one way. Guess how much I'm paying for one way.

[John]

Oh, I'm guessing 40 grand.

[David Dobrik]

No, no no no no. 15 grand. Oh, 15,000.

[Jason Nash]

That's nothing for you, Dan.

[John]

That's actually not bad.

[David Dobrik]

What the 15 grand one way?

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You.

[John]

You usually pay 10 grand first class round trip.

[Jason Nash]

That is a funny game to play like that is crazy. Ask Alex and John what things cost. I played that game with Naveen the other day.

[John]

No, I pocket watch David all the time.

[David Dobrik]

Time though.

[Jason Nash]

What does that mean?

[John]

You don't. You've never heard of that term?

[Jason Nash]

No. I don't know. Pocket watching.

[John]

Oh pocket watching is like oh like.

[Jason Nash]

Oh you watch how much he's spending.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[John]

Your pocket watch.

[David Dobrik]

The fact that you think I just put $40,000 on a one way flight makes me think that you don't. That you aren't really pocket watch properly. No, no, no.

[John]

Well because you said quadruple and I'm thinking 10 grand.

[David Dobrik]

That's a round trip. Like last minute flight is ten grand.

[John]

I feel like that's like a normal.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen saw a bill the other day. The bill was $238 and she, she saw it and she was like is that what things cost? And I was, was like yeah.

[John]

Wait really?

[Jason Nash]

She's like. She's like I thought lunch would be like $80. And I'm like no. So things cost.

[John]

Jay. I. I raised a stink when my pizza and hot dog from hot dog was almost $4.

[Jason Nash]

Your pizza? Hot dog from hot dog. Dude.

[David Dobrik]

What lang was that? Dude? That felt like. That felt like when someone's like being domestically abused and they call, they call Pizza Hut and they're like I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza. That was like weird. Coke.

[John]

My pizza from pizza and hot dog from Costco.

[Jason Nash]

There we go.

[David Dobrik]

Oh my pizza and hot dog from hot dog was pizza delicious? Yeah. They'll stay the same price. What's something that you splurge on John.

[John]

Sometimes they're turkey provolone sandwiches.

[David Dobrik]

No, not at Costco. Like, what's something that you spend a lot of money on?

[Jason Nash]

How much is dinner? When you take Julia out to dinner.

[John]

Usually between $60 and $65, depending on how good the service is.

[Jason Nash]

With. With tip.

[John]

Yeah, that's with tip.

[David Dobrik]

So sometimes you go 2% tip and sometimes 5% tip.

[John]

Yeah, I hover between 15 and 20.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[John]

Because, like, the Korean place, that one. Oh, so good. That deserves.

[Jason Nash]

It's pretty good. You go to a Korean place for only $65.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, okay, so when you and Julia go out to dinner, who covers the bill?

[John]

Depends on how expensive.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, Julia. Holy shit. This one's a lot. Yeah, maybe I'll get the next one. How about I get ice cream after this? What, do you guys switch off or what do you guys do?

[John]

Yeah, we switch off.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[John]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Have you ever felt like John is claiming the ones that are cheaper.

[Julia]

Sometimes?

[Naveen]

No.

[Julia]

Sometimes I think it's like, where I know, like, he won't do it is like, if we're delivering food because he doesn't want to pay for delivery. So if he doesn't want to go out to dinner, he'll be like, oh, I'm so hungry. And then I'll be like, okay, let's order food. He's like, yeah, we should Postmates.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I used to. When I had. When I. I was the only girlfriend I ever had. This is every time we made the exact same amount of money at one point.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Every. She love ordering Postmates. And I fucking. I'm so cheap, so I can't do it. So I literally, strategically would not eat for hours until she was like, you want something? I'll be like, yeah, whatever you have. And, like, making, like, pretty decent money.

[Jason Nash]

Really good money.

[David Dobrik]

I just could not do it. I just could not. There's something about Postmates where I was like, I can't. I can't pay this fucking extra price. Price.

[John]

It's the delivery, the service charge. It doesn't make sense. Why should I pay someone when I can pick it up?

[Julia]

Yeah, but it makes sense when I.

[John]

Do it kinda so.

[Jason Nash]

Remember I told you that I got this brand deal and I was all $50,000. Yeah, yeah. And then Naveen went and spent all the money at Gelson's, and I was mad at her.

[David Dobrik]

She didn't spend all the money, but she spent more money than she normally would.

[Jason Nash]

She went ham at Gelson's.

[David Dobrik]

Literally, ham. She just got A little bit too much ham.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Brand deal was fake. It's a scam.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Complete scam.

[David Dobrik]

What was it for?

[Jason Nash]

It was for established titles. Do you know what that is? It's like, you can buy land in Scotland.

[John]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's called, like, crown titles or something. Have you ever seen that on YouTube?

[David Dobrik]

No, but I'm sure it's a legit thing in some capacity. But the fact that that's what it was is so funny.

[Jason Nash]

No, I've done a brand deal for it before.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

A couple years ago. It's like, you buy someone. It's like, here, Dave, here's a piece of land in Scotland.

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And now you're like a seraph.

[Jason Nash]

And now you're a lord. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

I was so. Fuck. And I was like, damn.

[David Dobrik]

I'm so sorry.

[Jason Nash]

I couldn't believe it. I knew it.

[David Dobrik]

I saw a clip of you, Naveen, talking about something where. How long she would wait to date somebody.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

After you died.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What was the answer?

[Jason Nash]

A year.

[David Dobrik]

A year?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Were you offended?

[Jason Nash]

No. No. Naveen is, like.

[David Dobrik]

A year's pretty good.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it's. It's actually.

[David Dobrik]

If Naveen people.

[Jason Nash]

Most people wouldn't do a year, but I'm okay with it because that's, like, who she is.

[David Dobrik]

If Naveen died.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

How long would you wait to have sex with, like, a really super high girl?

[Jason Nash]

Wait to have sex? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if a super hot girl approached you.

[Jason Nash]

Over a year, for sure. And I don't think I would ever, ever be with anybody if she died.

[David Dobrik]

Here. You want to watch John Julia fight?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

John, same question to you. If Julia passed away, how long would you wait? Oh, God. That's a layup. To answer this safely. It really is.

[John]

Yeah. There is really no correct answer.

[David Dobrik]

No, genuinely. Honestly, there probably is. But, like, I don't know. How about. How about this? Can you guys each text me how long you would wait?

[Jason Nash]

That's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

Be honest. Be honest. How long you would wait to. I don't even want to say sex, just to date somebody else.

[Julia]

Is this, like, at this age? Right now?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, right now. John dies tomorrow.

[Julia]

Oh, I thought you meant, like.

[John]

Yeah, I thought later on, too.

[Naveen]

Right now.

[Jason Nash]

Two days.

[Julia]

No.

[David Dobrik]

All right. Here. Text me. Text me. You have to text me, too. You have to text me, too.

[Julia]

He dies, like, right now.

[David Dobrik]

He dies right now. How long are you waiting? How many days, weeks, months or years? Are you waiting to sleep with someone.

[Julia]

Else or date someone else?

[David Dobrik]

Date, sleep, kiss, make out, pursue all that I'm just taking into.

[Julia]

But I feel like those are all different.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. Because, like, just, like, pursue super hot guy Julia. So your type. That most ripped Filipino dude.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what your type is. And, John, be honest. Don't.

[John]

I am.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Because she answered really honestly.

[John]

I'm being genuine.

[David Dobrik]

She answered really honestly.

[John]

Yo, this is not fair, dude. I can't spend it.

[Naveen]

Send it.

[David Dobrik]

It's kind of. Sending it. Send it, send it. So Julia said. Julia said two years. Two years. Whoa.

[Jason Nash]

To have sex with somebody.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Or just to, like, pursue her date or any. Wow.

[Julia]

Yeah. That would be, like, really sad.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Two years.

[David Dobrik]

Two years.

[Jason Nash]

A long time over. John.

[Julia]

If it happened right now, I would be 27 by then. Like, I would. I'm not 30 yet, you know?

[David Dobrik]

You don't want me to read it? No, you have to read it.

[Julia]

What did he say?

[John]

Okay, go ahead.

[David Dobrik]

Just goes, yo. Don't say my answer. Are you ready, Julia?

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

His is in weeks.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Weeks.

[Julia]

Wait, like, actually weeks.

[John]

That's crazy. Read it out loud. Dude, what the hell?

[David Dobrik]

I know. I'm sorry.

[Naveen]

I was like.

[David Dobrik]

He said 52 weeks. 52 weeks, question mark. He said 52 weeks, question mark.

[Jason Nash]

What did John answer?

[Julia]

What does that even mean?

[David Dobrik]

A year?

[John]

Maybe it's a year.

[Julia]

A year.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

We're like, yeah, I think that's fair.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But 52 weeks sounds like he's fucking counting it down. Like, he can't wa. Not a year, bro. Like, 52 weeks.

[David Dobrik]

Week. One week. Fuck it. Okay. That's pretty good.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I wonder if we would have never said the Naveen thing.

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What you guys would have said because. Because he totally piggybacked off Naveen's answer. Maybe.

[John]

But I think I would have also still done, like, a year. Because, like, I had to look back to different.

[David Dobrik]

When someone dies.

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Right. Like, that's not like someone leaving you.

[John]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Dead.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, death is like, you have, like, no matter how, even if you are horny week, fucking four. You should wait a year.

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

But wouldn't you want Julia to move on quicker than that?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. John, if you died and there was, like, the perfect man came along for Julia, six months in and you're looking down from heaven and Would you be angry?

[John]

No, I honestly wouldn't. I'd be like, she has to get happier. Like, I'd say, even, like, one month later.

[Naveen]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. That's really sweet. That was fucking crazy.

[John]

I mean, I just think about it, it's like, dude, that's a long time to be be sad. Two years.

[Naveen]

Thanks.

[Julia]

Good to know.

[Jason Nash]

And now, Julia, wouldn't you want John to find someone?

[Naveen]

No.

[David Dobrik]

That's funny. That's funny. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you for everybody that joined us. Make sure you go check out all of their social medias. John probably doesn't have one, but if you can find it, it'd be really cool. He does post really weird things on a story that don't make sense. Sense. So if you find him, I commend you. Go check out Jason's podcast, All Good Things, and I'll see you guys when I get back from France.