David and Noah Beck Look for Love

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: David and Noah Beck Look for Love
Release Date: May 15, 2025

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1. The Sudden Smell Confrontation

Timestamp: [00:38 - 07:00]

The episode kicks off with David Dobrik playfully accusing Jason Nash of emitting an unpleasant odor throughout their evening. David humorously suggests that Jason was "actively shitting himself in every location," leading to a lighthearted yet awkward confrontation.

• David Dobrik [00:40]: "Because I know you're gonna be a little bit sensitive and insecure about this topic..."
• Jason Nash [02:10]: "You couldn't even go in. It was that bad?"
• Natalie Mariduena [02:30]: "This could be really insecure."

The trio, including guest Natalie Mariduena, navigates the humorous tension, debating whether the smell was due to Jason or another party member, Alex. The conversation highlights their camaraderie and ability to joke about uncomfortable situations.

2. Music Label Proposition

Timestamp: [10:52 - 13:00]

David shares an intriguing proposal from a high-level music executive who suggested that David could start his own music label within their existing structure. The idea involves signing artists, promoting their music through platforms like TikTok, and generating revenue from both content and music sales.

• David Dobrik [11:00]: "You could build your own label... it's a really great revenue stream."

However, David expresses hesitation, unsure about how many artists he could genuinely support and promote effectively. The discussion delves into the complexities of the music industry and the challenges of maintaining authenticity while managing a label.

3. The Great Fake Tattoo Debate

Timestamp: [13:00 - 14:50]

Natalie reveals that she has a fake tattoo of David Dobrik, which surprisingly has lasted longer than expected. The revelation leads to playful teasing and jokes about honesty and deception within their circle.

• Natalie Mariduena [13:29]: "No, I got a Do Bricks tattoo on. On the... it was supposed to last six months. It's lasted, like, two years, three years."
• Jason Nash [13:36]: "Why didn't you tell me? I mean, I know why you didn't tell me, but, like, why didn't you tell me?"

David admits he knew the tattoo was fake all along, adding another layer of humor and showcasing the trust and banter among the hosts and their friends.

4. Exploring Alternative Careers and Hobbies

Timestamp: [14:50 - 16:30]

The conversation shifts to alternative career paths, with Jason humorously suggesting he would make a good PE teacher if not a YouTuber.

• Jason Nash [14:52]: "If I was a PE teacher and I said, I want to be a YouTuber... you're not going to go be a PE Teacher."

Natalie and David poke fun at Jason's interest in sports like badminton and street hockey, discussing how his hobbies might translate into different career choices. The dialog underscores the playful dynamic between the hosts.

5. Lottery Strategies and Big Wins

Timestamp: [16:30 - 18:00]

Natalie brings up a fascinating topic about a group that purchased 25.8 million $1 lottery tickets, winning $95 million before taxes. The trio debates the legitimacy and risks of such strategies.

• Natalie Mariduena [16:31]: "They printed almost every potential six-number combination between 1 and 54."
• Jason Nash [17:18]: "But who’s forking up $292 million to win the lottery?"

The discussion highlights the improbability and regulatory concerns surrounding bulk lottery ticket purchases, blending humor with an analysis of gambling tactics.

6. Navigating Dating and Relationships

Timestamp: [19:00 - 35:00]

A significant portion of the episode delves into the complexities of modern dating. The hosts share personal anecdotes, insecurities, and strategies for meeting potential partners.

• Jason Nash [20:05]: "You should totally FaceTime... then you're good."
• Natalie Mariduena [25:07]: "He's pretty busy... it's really tough."

Noah Beck joins the conversation, discussing his struggles with maintaining relationships due to his acting career, which requires frequent travel. The dialogue covers themes like jealousy, commitment, and the balance between personal and professional life.

• Noah Beck [25:38]: "I do want kids and I want family."
• Jason Nash [32:08]: "You can't think that is the wrong way to think."

The segment is enriched with humor and genuine insights, providing listeners with relatable content about love and friendship dynamics.

7. Celebrity Crushes and On-Camera Experiences

Timestamp: [35:00 - 40:30]

The conversation transitions to lighter topics like celebrity crushes and experiences with on-screen kisses. Noah shares his admiration for Emma Watson and Lily Collins, while the hosts humorously critique each other's romantic preferences.

• Noah Beck [27:35]: "I was gonna say exactly Cleopatra."
• Jason Nash [28:13]: "Like, dude, the way Noah shares any story..."

They discuss the awkwardness of on-camera romantic scenes, drawing parallels to real-life relationships and the challenges actors face in maintaining professionalism.

• Noah Beck [34:35]: "It's hard for me to name one. All I see is four different chicks."

The segment concludes with playful banter about future possibilities and the authenticity of relationships within their social circles.

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Notable Quotes

• David Dobrik [00:40]: "Because I know you're gonna be a little bit sensitive and insecure about this topic..."
• Jason Nash [14:52]: "If I was a PE teacher and I said, I want to be a YouTuber... you're not going to go be a PE Teacher."
• Natalie Mariduena [13:29]: "No, I got a Do Bricks tattoo on. On the... it was supposed to last six months. It's lasted, like, two years, three years."
• Noah Beck [25:38]: "I do want kids and I want family."
• Jason Nash [32:08]: "You can't think that is the wrong way to think."

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Conclusion

In this episode of VIEWS, David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and guest Natalie Mariduena navigate a blend of humorous confrontations, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions about relationships, careers, and personal growth. The relaxed and candid atmosphere allows listeners to connect with the hosts on a deeper level, providing both entertainment and relatable content.

Whether hashing out the mystery of a lingering odor from a night out or contemplating the intricacies of maintaining relationships amidst busy careers, the trio's dynamic showcases their genuine friendship and ability to tackle a wide range of topics with humor and sincerity.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

What'S up, guys? Welcome back to Views.

[David Dobrik]

I wanted to confront you about something.

[Jason Nash]

David, why are you talking like that?

[David Dobrik]

Because. Because I know you're gonna be a little bit sensitive and insecure about this topic, but last night, did you or did you not, were you not actively shitting yourself in every location that we were at last night?

[Jason Nash]

At the bed.

[David Dobrik]

What? No. At the. At the dinner, at the bar, Everywhere we went.

[Jason Nash]

What? I. What? I had body odor?

[David Dobrik]

No, no. Like, were you farting?

[Jason Nash]

No. Natalie, are you fucking with me?

[David Dobrik]

No. But everywhere we went, the same cloud, like a fart cloud, would follow us. And we were in multiple locations.

[Jason Nash]

I farted here and there, but I definitely did not. I would never ever in a million years fart at a. I was like, ugh.

[David Dobrik]

His. His stomach must, like, really hurt. Cause this is so unlike him.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God. Are you fucking with me? Why didn't you tell me anything?

[David Dobrik]

Because I. I was like. Cause they were so bad that I was like, oh, maybe he's. It's better if people. He thinks people don't smell it. But Alex and I would turn to each other every single time and be like, who the fuck is happening?

[Jason Nash]

And then where did this happen? Could be exactly the places at dinner.

[David Dobrik]

Like, as we were sitting down to dinner and you were sliding into the booth, I swear to God, I slid into your car.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

And then also dead ass.

[Jason Nash]

No, there's no fucking way.

[David Dobrik]

Then we went downstairs into the, like, club area. And we were standing in a circle and the same, like, fart smell happened. And Alex and I were like, what the fuck is happening?

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God, I'm really worried.

[David Dobrik]

And then we went to the next location.

[Jason Nash]

Did you smell me?

[David Dobrik]

You went to the bathroom and I went in right after you and I literally gasped. I was. And I just. I. We were with so many people that I just pretended like I was like, fuck, I gotta just suck it up and go in so I don't embarrass him. And I had to go to the bathroom in your.

[Jason Nash]

You Couldn't even go in. It was that bad?

[David Dobrik]

No, it was. So how are you. Are you joking with me? Like, it was.

[Jason Nash]

I. I genuinely don't know. The bathroom at Living Room, when we all went with Alita.

[David Dobrik]

No, the bathroom at Zuk.

[Jason Nash]

I went to the bathroom a couple times.

[David Dobrik]

There was. There was nobody at Zuk. We were the only four people at Zook. David went to the bathroom. I went in after him, and it smelled like a bomb went off.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you go in the bathroom?

[Jason Nash]

This could be really insecure.

[David Dobrik]

I told you. Look at how uncomfortable he's getting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you go in?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I mean, I go to the bathroom like, six, seven times when we're out, so I. Oh, wow, that's definitely me. And we did go to Zook. And I did go to the bathroom right away, and there was no one there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, so that explains that one. That was a smell from David.

[David Dobrik]

Had to have been.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And so that means you were probably farting all the way up. All the way up to that moment.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that.

[Jason Nash]

What, was I passing gas the entire night?

[David Dobrik]

I think so.

[Jason Nash]

No, Natalie, there's no way. There's no way. There's literally no way. I would have. Somebody would have told me.

[David Dobrik]

Did you or did you not take a shit in the Zoo Club bathroom?

[Jason Nash]

Dude, dead ass.

[David Dobrik]

I did not.

[Jason Nash]

I promise. I don't lie on dead ass.

[David Dobrik]

Objection. There's no way. Did you.

[Jason Nash]

No, no dead ass. I didn't come in. Now I'm literally covering my body.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You go to the bathroom six times when you go out.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, least number two. What? No, no, none of those times.

[David Dobrik]

He takes bathroom breaks.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, oh. So, okay, so he didn't go number two.

[Jason Nash]

No, I pee a lot. No, no, no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, maybe the bathroom just smelled.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I guess.

[Jason Nash]

I mean. No, but this is sounding suspicious, Jake. Yeah, this can be a tough one to defend for me because I'm. If it actually was every place I visited and when I slid into the booth, maybe. No, this. I would never. I would never in a million. I would literally.

[David Dobrik]

Now, this is, like, so bad that you would have known that this was happening. I was shocked that you weren't commenting on it.

[Jason Nash]

Well, now I feel really weird. I don't want to go out anymore.

[David Dobrik]

You didn't go into the zoo bath if it wasn't you. You didn't go into that Zook bathroom and, like, have to hold your breath.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She could be just trying to. It could be her and she's flipping it on you to protect herself from Alex.

[Jason Nash]

No, this sounds like it's me. Are you sure? Are you fucking with me?

[David Dobrik]

You're gonna gaslight me into.

[Jason Nash]

I'm not gaslighting you. This is just Jason's. I don't want to gaslight you because I don't want you to think I'm gaslighting you. This is.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you smell anything last night?

[Jason Nash]

No, I didn't. That's why. This is like. That's why I'm really nervous, because that is actually one of my biggest fears. If I smell and I don't smell it and no one tells me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Have you ever had a girlfriend with bad breath?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's good.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I've only had one.

[Natalie Mariduena]

All right. Have you ever had a girlfriend?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No. No, no, no, no. Has this happened ever? Have I ever had bad breath and you didn't tell me? I feel like you'd. Oh, I feel like you'd always tell me if I smelled.

[David Dobrik]

No. For sure.

[Jason Nash]

So why would you not say that?

[David Dobrik]

Because this was like. This wasn't like you can put a piece of gum in your mouth. This was, like, toxic.

[Jason Nash]

But was it. Did you smell it on me? Was it me or was it just the places I visited?

[David Dobrik]

It was the places you visit. It was like after you were standing in a place, a little cloud would follow.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, okay. But.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But what?

[Jason Nash]

Was it me, like when you were sitting next to me?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. You weren't just, like, standing around smelling, like, a cloud.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, that's what. That's what I thought this was. Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yesterday was 100 degrees. Did you shower before you went out?

[Jason Nash]

Yes, dude. I shower a lot.

[David Dobrik]

No, he didn't stink. It was. It was 100%.

[Jason Nash]

It was just like. It was. Once in a while, it would, like, someone poop.

[David Dobrik]

It'd be like a.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay, good. I thought. I thought. I thought I was. The entire night just like, oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. And then when we went into the club, we were staying in that little, like, passageway area.

[Jason Nash]

First of all, you have to be. You have to say this right away if this happens, because, like, you can burn some serious relationships with a bad smell. So you need to let me know immediately if you. If you.

[David Dobrik]

But no one would have known it was you. Like, I just knew because I was next to you the entire night.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like a dog shit smell. Like a poop smell or like a sewage smell.

[David Dobrik]

Like rotten. I mean, like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like rotten eggs. Like a fart.

[David Dobrik]

Like diarrhea. Like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like a fart. Like a diarrhea. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Gassy. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like you ate Something bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What you. What'd you eat yesterday?

[Jason Nash]

Spicy vodka pasta.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that too. Yeah. And he. And he devoured the dinner too. And I was like, oh, his tummy must be hurting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that doesn't look good on you.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't eat that much.

[David Dobrik]

No, you did. You ate.

[Jason Nash]

I had a plate of pasta.

[David Dobrik]

You were the only person eating at the entire table. He ate the whole steak and both plates of pasta.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

I did eat a full plate of pasta.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the dairy and the V. He.

[David Dobrik]

Lit the serving spoon that was. Came with the pasta. Halfway through, he's like, do you guys mind if I just take the serving spoon for myself? You're not going to eat this, right? And we're like, yeah, you go, brother.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, he eats like a freaking caveman.

[David Dobrik]

Like. Yeah, literally, like a caveman.

[Jason Nash]

This sucks.

[David Dobrik]

Just kill the vibes. Now we can't podcast anymore.

[Jason Nash]

Ruin my whole day. I have to call our friends from yesterday.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What about in the car when you're driving there?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, in the car.

[David Dobrik]

No, I didn't smell anything in the car.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, so that means you didn't smell.

[David Dobrik]

But like, we were in a tight. It was only when we were in open spaces. Like when we're in the car, you're not gonna unleash.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, like you're saying at open spaces is when I would unleash.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Could have been lots of people farting too.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Same smell, same spicy vodka.

[Jason Nash]

What about Alex?

[David Dobrik]

Well, Alex and I were like, oh, what? What?

[Jason Nash]

You're leaving Alex out of the possible accusations?

[David Dobrik]

Because it was like, isn't that who smelted Delta?

[Jason Nash]

Is that not the age old rule?

[David Dobrik]

But it was like trail. I don't know. I can't explain it.

[Jason Nash]

We were together the whole night.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but you were like in front of me. Like I could.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, we'll never know anything.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You've been with them all day today. Anything today.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe. Maybe you should wear those metaglasses next time and put the UV light on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Those meta glasses are great.

[David Dobrik]

They have.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They have headphones. It's so odd. Like, you can.

[Jason Nash]

It's Natalie. We're all wearing better glasses now. You fucking bitch. There's a cloud around you right now. I'm using the. The UV rays.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know of somebody who's like cheating on their wife because it came through me that he was hitting on somebody that I know. Do you think then I don't know the guy that well.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. Wait, this is big.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you think I should reach out to him and be like, hey, you should cool it down.

[Jason Nash]

Like. Or like, oh, so you almost want to help him out or just be.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, this isn't going to be good for you in the long run if you keep this up.

[Jason Nash]

How long. How often does the guy cheat on his wife?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I only know one instance.

[Jason Nash]

And also, do L. A. Couples cheat on each other a lot here. Like. Like when you get older.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's true. Yeah. Maybe they have an open relationship. That's true.

[Jason Nash]

Right. So. So you. You may not even know, like, what dynamic they have.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. That's good. That's a good point.

[Jason Nash]

Would you ever be in. Well, you're in your last. With your last wife. Were you guys in an open relationship or. No?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Completely. Yeah. You know, barn, dog, can't get enough.

[Jason Nash]

You're right back.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Russia. No, no, she's great, but we didn't know. I don't. And I wouldn't do that. I'm not interested in that.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie, if I was cheating on my girlfriend, what would you do?

[David Dobrik]

I would smack you.

[Jason Nash]

Right. But would you tell my girlfriend, you're.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The last person that would ever cheat?

[Jason Nash]

No, I know, I know, I know. But, like, I'm just. For the sake of this conversation, like.

[David Dobrik]

It really depends on, like, what happened, you know, like, if you're. If. If. If I've become best friends with the woman. Yeah. Like, I really. Yeah. Don't tell me. Don't. I don't want to fucking know. I don't want to know any of that shit.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That would be near impossible for you to do.

[Jason Nash]

For me to cheat.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I mean, I mean, like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, this guy that I know, like, of course it's going to come back to me. It's probably come back to 80 people.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what I mean? Because he's in the spotlight.

[Jason Nash]

I don't. I haven't been in a relationship in a while, but I do remember the last time I was one. It's not that I couldn't cheat. It said I couldn't even ever put myself in a situation where there'd be a possibility of cheating.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Like, it's just like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Like, even. Even if there are girls at a bar, which was actually unhealthy with how I would go about it. Like, if there were girls at a bar, like, no communication with anybody unless I'm working, which is so unhealthy. So, like, I hope. And when I'm in a relationship now, I can. That was all my doing, by the way. I hope, like, now, in today's relationship, I could Be like, a healthy balance where I could still talk to the opposite sex and not feel like I'm doing anything wrong.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And Aveenal said that to me. She'd be like, what's. What's going on? Like, are you. Are you talking? I'm like. Like, I'm with you 24 hours a day.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, she accuses you of, like, flirting or cheating with somebody?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah. She'll just be like. She'll be like. She's like, are you up to something? My. My antennas are up. I'll be like, what? I was like, look at me. Like, no one's.

[David Dobrik]

You know what I mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I'll go.

[Jason Nash]

That's your whole act, Jay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not my act. I'll go to yoga. I'll go to yoga. That's like, the one time I'm not with Naveen. And she'll be like, that's going on at that yoga.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, that is strange. You go to yoga without Naveen?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I invite her to come. It's. The room's too hot for her. Yeah. Every banging out, five chicks at yoga.

[Jason Nash]

Hot yoga Sherman Oaks.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Hot ate yoga Sherman Oaks.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, well, this is interesting. I'll have to sit down with Naveen and talk to her about this.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so we had this meeting with one of these music executives. Okay. Like, high up.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. Head of music at. At an agency.

[David Dobrik]

Like, some of the biggest artists in the world. Okay. This man is managing, and he suggests to David, he was like, you know, you have all this content. You could build your own label, if you will, within our label. And you're. You have, like, three, four, five artists, whatever, signed to you, and you're promoting their music through TikTok or your content or whatever, and you own a percentage of that music, and in exchange, you're promoting it, which is, like, if someone is actually making content on a consistent basis, like, that could be a really great revenue stream. And if you like the artists and their music, obviously. Right, Nice. And. Which would be really, like, really cool. Really cool makeup, great amount of money. And then David's response was, I didn't.

[Jason Nash]

Want to do it at all, because I don't. I can't imagine there's so many artists out there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I can't imagine. I mean, can you imagine promoting an artist that you don't like?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But you would be people you would like. In other words, like, when I get in your car and you play me songs, there are songs I've never heard before, and I'm like, oh, my God, who Is this. You're, like, so good at that. You're, like, a great tastemaker. That would have been so good for you.

[David Dobrik]

No, and music is, like, such a core of everything you do.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I also.

[David Dobrik]

So particular.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but I just. I like to find the songs that have already been popular. I'm like, you know, I'm as basic as it gets. Like, I'm not on. I'm not on the brink of innovation. I'm just, like, playing with what has already been popular and repurposing. Like, I'm not.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not, like, give yourself enough credit.

[Jason Nash]

I'm not on the cutting edge of, like. The one thing I will know is I'll know when a creator is about to be, like, fucking popping. Like, that. I like, I can always see. And I'm really good at. But music, I have no taste for. Like, my music tastes. I love it, but it's all very, like, Guardians of the Galaxy 80 Retro, fun action movie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hey, man. Great Big Cow, they're looking for help.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. If you want. If you want to own 50% of great big Cow, that's the type of.

[Jason Nash]

People they would give me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Remember when we had the Spotify meeting? The guys are coming over and you're like, jake, they're going to offer a big deal. You should get a Spotify tattoo on your thigh. And I was like, what? I was like, okay. And I actually considered it. And then they got here and they were like, yeah, if you guys just want to, like, you know, keep uploading. Remember that one?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Well, if you got the tattoo, we would have been off to the races.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Could you imagine if I showed the tattoo? They would have been like, oh, I.

[Jason Nash]

Love those ideas, the tattoo ideas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

David found out the other day, my Dobrik's tattoo is fading.

[David Dobrik]

Is it finally fading?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it never was a real tattoo, but I never told him that.

[David Dobrik]

No, I. No. Oh, wait. Because I knew the whole time that it was. Was not.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You knew? You knew?

[Jason Nash]

I had no idea that it was a fake tattoo.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I got a Do Bricks tattoo on. On the.

[Jason Nash]

Why didn't you tell me? I mean, I know why you didn't tell me, but, like, why didn't you tell me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I just thought, oh, he would probably prefer if I'd not tell him the truth, because it's better if he's thinking that it's real. He's going to think it's that much more amazing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if I knew it was fake, I would have never interacted with it. Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's right.

[Jason Nash]

I've been like, you got a fake tattoo on your back. That's crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's still there.

[Jason Nash]

Up until this moment, I've thought that that was a real tattoo.

[David Dobrik]

It's really funny. Yeah. I knew those fake the whole time, but how long was it supposed to last in comparison to how long it's actually lasted?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Supposed to last six months. It's lasted, like, two years, three years.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy. There's a whole lawsuit around that right now. Like, all the people that got their tattoos.

[Jason Nash]

Damn. Imagine you sued. You can make money off that doorbrick statue.

[David Dobrik]

I have a question.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you ever think about, like, what an alternative career would be for you? That you would.

[Jason Nash]

I always say this. I say teacher.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Why is it, Ugh, because, like, you're not gonna go be a PE Teacher.

[Jason Nash]

I'm saying, like, you know what? You know what? What you're saying is so backwards.

[David Dobrik]

Can you go. Can you go just be a pe.

[Jason Nash]

Can you shut the up for a second? Think about what you're saying. If I was a PE Teacher, right?

[David Dobrik]

I'm not saying you went back in time, what your career would be. I'm saying right now, in this moment, you're gonna go to Vernon Hills and be a PE teacher.

[Jason Nash]

If I was a PE teacher and I said, I want to be a YouTuber and you were my PE assistant, you would also go, there's no way you're going to become a YouTuber right now.

[David Dobrik]

Obviously, you can be a PE teacher if you would like to go make $60,000 a year and be a PE teacher. But, like, you're not going to do that.

[Jason Nash]

Why would I not do that? I've already, like, I made such a good amount of money where I can. I would love to just go do something that's fulfilling. Badminton every day.

[David Dobrik]

That's what that's going to be. Your, like, life fulfillment.

[Jason Nash]

I'm not going to do that now because I'm still working, but I'm just.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Saying, street hockey every day.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know why that's so difficult for you. I'm just like, why is it that you guys still question what my hobbies are? Because your hobbies are nothing. Nothing. And napping. Oh, my God, I love it. What are you saying?

[David Dobrik]

Like, I'm just saying there's, like, nothing else, even entertainment, that interests you.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's true.

[Noah Beck]

What about me?

[Jason Nash]

I'd make a movie, but, like, I just don't know how to do it yet. So, like, it's hard for me to say that, like I'd like make it. I'd try to make a movie and then make a movie.

[David Dobrik]

But you know how to make a PE curriculum.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Don't you think you'd get in trouble of being a PE teacher?

[Jason Nash]

Like perving on the kids now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like I think you'd forget that you were a teacher and you would.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, he'd be fired.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, yes, yes. Like you'd like say something a little too.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that is a problem actually. Like I feel like if, like first of all I'd be really close with all the kids and if, when the, if the guys started talking to me about their girl problems.

[David Dobrik]

Oh my God, that'd be bad because.

[Jason Nash]

I'd be like, Lindsay, fuck that, dude. You can do so much better. Why not go for Ashley?

[David Dobrik]

Oh my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you tell one of the students to go for Ashley?

[Jason Nash]

The principal's just as bad because that's a hell of a choice. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you hear about this lottery thing?

[Jason Nash]

What's going on?

[Natalie Mariduena]

They're abolishing the Texas. Well, they might abolish the Texas lottery because there's been a lot of problems. But the thing that's most interesting is a Group bought 25.8 million $1 tickets in 2023 and they won.

[Jason Nash]

How much did they win?

[Natalie Mariduena]

They won 95 million.

[Jason Nash]

Did they win 95 million before. After taxes?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, before taxes.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so they still made like $20 million?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, they made 54 million. And then. Yeah, and then with taxes.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe taxes is okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But they printed every combination. They printed 25 million tickets, Dave.

[Jason Nash]

That's not every combination.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Almost every potential six number combination between 1 and 54. Like that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

That's insane.

[David Dobrik]

Kind of feels like a hack.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but that's not, but it's, but that's like such a risk because I don't think that is every combination.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It is a risk. It's definitely a risk. Or it's. It's a risk also because they could have been like, wait a minute.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I don't know how many numbers there are in the Texas Lottery.

[Natalie Mariduena]

1. 1 to 54.

[Jason Nash]

1 to 54?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. I'm saying how many numbers are there?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, probably six.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay. Because if you, if you want to check, if you want to do the Powerball and you want every combination, you'd have to buy 292 million tickets.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Which is a lot. But that would still get you the billion dollar win. Yeah, but, but who's forking up $292 million to win the lottery.

[David Dobrik]

There's got to be some rule, like regulation against that, too.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. I don't know. That is pretty strange. You believe that you can win the lottery.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I play every day. I play every week.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Would you still do this pod if you won?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You fucking liar. I would. You fucking lie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think about it all the time.

[Jason Nash]

You would leave, you sick fuck.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I woke up this morning, I saw somebody one last night, and I was like, all right, this is it. This is me. And then I was like, I'll still do the pod. And then that's all I'll do.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You would do the podcast? Yeah, the thing that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I wouldn't tell you either that I want it. So you'd just be sitting here. I could have won it already.

[Jason Nash]

I'd be making jokes about you being broke and you're just like, this guy has no idea. No, people ask me that too. Like, would you. Where would you go? Or what would you do if you won the lottery? And I always say, like, that would be the best vlog. Like, that is when I would actually probably start vlogging.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

With like, unlimited budget, no brands necessary, and just like, not a care in the world. Do you know how fun that would be? Right? I could take everybody everywhere. I could take a group of. By 7:47 to a group of 20 people everywhere, somewhere. It'd be so fun.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that'd be nice. I really wish we had video today. Cause Natalie is in a. Is in a blanket and bucket hat.

[David Dobrik]

I would like to backtrack to the first date concept of you getting in a canoe with another woman.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Give it to him.

[Jason Nash]

Not told.

[David Dobrik]

Because that just seems like one. I know in theory it's like your little notebook moment or something, but just. Have you canoed before with Lorraine? Okay, that was. Lily, 37 seconds. We got the shot and then we got out of the water. That wasn't.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but in those 30 seconds, I realized I could do this for longer than 10 minutes.

[David Dobrik]

There's no way. Actually, I think I. You were out at sea screaming, natalie, get us back in.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe that. Maybe you're the girl I've been looking for. Maybe you're the girl I need on a canoe.

[David Dobrik]

I just think that you're setting yourself up for failure on that one.

[Jason Nash]

I just like the idea of doing something. I mean, the best things. The best things on dates are the best way to connect with girls. Or like, really anybody is. Like, when you're in some sort of mild peril, like just some. Some funny thing happens. Like you get pulled over. Yes, that's funny. Like have the waiter drops food over all of you guys. Right. Or sets a little fire on at the table on accident. Like when there's a little thing, something that went wrong is the best because then you have it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure, sure.

[Jason Nash]

And I always do recommend facetiming before you meet somebody for the first time.

[David Dobrik]

People say that. I'm always so scared.

[Jason Nash]

No, you should totally FaceTime. Cuz once you FaceTime and you have one thing to like lean back on in person, then you're good. Like if you make two jokes that stick on FaceTime and you could lean back on those.

[David Dobrik]

Me making two jokes on FaceTime is gonna be really tricky.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm gonna be so awkward.

[Jason Nash]

You can let the guy do that.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Like just something like even if like, you know, like if he sees your house and he's like just like two talking points. Yeah, like who painted that bathroom? It's hideous. Like that's one talking point. And then your living room has too much Pink. Are you 14? That's another talking point.

[David Dobrik]

The fuck?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I feel like Natalie's not a candidate for FaceTime dating. Cause she's like so out there and meeting people.

[Jason Nash]

Like her body's so hot. They gotta see the full thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm saying like I heard someone was out till seven in the morning the other night. So I'm sure you're out there meeting people and.

[David Dobrik]

Who?

[Jason Nash]

You.

[David Dobrik]

Me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Who said that?

[Jason Nash]

It's so crazy because we. Yeah. I mean, Natalie was out till seven in the morning, but it just. Doesn't that just sound like a repetitive thing? Like we're making it up. But every week she's out so late and then she thinks I'm the problem.

[David Dobrik]

I do like to go out. You know, I went out the other. That night in particular. I actually. I made a dinner reservation for me and my girlfriends at this new spot. And me and David. David didn't show up though. But it's my.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't go to the girl dinner?

[Jason Nash]

No. Sometimes you gotta let the girls do their thing. Oh, I do love my girl dinners.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Made a dinner reservation and we all were all single. Like this is like the first time I feel like I've had like a whole single girl group. And we made a pact. We're like, okay, we're gonna. And the club is downstairs. The restaurant's up top.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And so we're like, hey, we're gonna get in there, we're gonna have some drinks up here. We're gonna get down there, and each of us has to bring. Has to get two numbers tonight.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa.

[David Dobrik]

So that we can bring them to the pickleball party the next day.

[Jason Nash]

3. Three sums happening at once?

[David Dobrik]

Well, no, it's not happening all at the same time, but. Or 1 to 2 numbers just so we could invite them to the pickleball party.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, is that two numbers at once? Like, you guys each made a pact to get two guys that night.

[David Dobrik]

No. You're making this weird just to get two numbers.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I like this idea. This is fun.

[David Dobrik]

I know. That was funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did anyone get numbers?

[David Dobrik]

Nobody. Not a single person.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which one of your friends were you with?

[Jason Nash]

She was with the ugly ones.

[David Dobrik]

No, I wasn't.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm kidding.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I have an idea of who you're with, and I'm surprised that they didn't get numbers.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm surprised you couldn't get two.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what we were doing, honestly. Well, all the girls kind of. I think it was kind of intimidating because we were in such, like, a big girl pack.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And more girls added on, and we were just at a table of, like, all girls.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So you know what we need to.

[Jason Nash]

Do to meet people?

[David Dobrik]

Please enlighten us.

[Jason Nash]

No, this is actually a good idea. Hear me out here. I love. It's not even my idea. It's just. Why? Why are you laughing?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's because it sounds like you're someone who, like, has no friends and doesn't go out, like, you're liter first of.

[Jason Nash]

The town, like, at the beginning of super bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I know what we should do. No, but I. I really like those parties that have those cups that are different colors that are, like, pink first single, red for taken, black for just here to like. Those are so good. Yeah, those are amazing. Because that gets people going, man. Wow. I went to one of those parties for Valentine's Day where you had to dress, like, a certain way. I. Why did you just lock in on Jason like that? That was so weird. Natalie. You just, like, turned to Jason when he said, wow, in the weirdest way, like, you're hypnotized.

[David Dobrik]

I did. Like, I did. I was, like, definitely in a transfer.

[Jason Nash]

What just happened? Why did you look at him like that?

[David Dobrik]

I had. I was. I didn't.

[Jason Nash]

Dude, that was like you had an acid trip and you just.

[David Dobrik]

You know what it felt like? It felt like that's a Raven. Like, I had a vision, like, involved Jason. I was like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Wait.

[Natalie Mariduena]

A black.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what happened.

[Jason Nash]

You should have seen how she looked at you. Have you guys met at one of these parties before? Both with black eyes?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, we went to the Eyes Wide Shut bash a couple weeks ago. What's the Eyes Wide Shut bash?

[David Dobrik]

What's that?

[Jason Nash]

Bro, you can't name drop sex parties that we don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, there's like a famous movie called Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise and they. It's like they have these crazy sex parties and they all wear masks.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay. I have seen that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Get your references up.

[Jason Nash]

80S reference.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, 80s 2000s.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I feel like those parties would really help us out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's a great idea. You could pull that off. That'd be fun. You should throw that party.

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's what my idea was for the summertime.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

With the pickleball. His singles here.

[Jason Nash]

Duffy, just. Shannon, get in.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Who is it?

[Jason Nash]

Noah Beck.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, Noah Beck.

[Jason Nash]

No, take a come.

[Noah Beck]

What am I on right now?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shoes off.

[Jason Nash]

These podcasts.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shoes off.

[Jason Nash]

Now we're just talking about dating and how difficult it is here.

[David Dobrik]

We are. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And he walks out and how we should.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's tough. I was telling them that the best idea for dating I like, is when those. When they have those parties. That's like the different colored cups. So like yellow you're single, green you're in a relationship. Red you want to have sex or something, whatever. Like, those are the kind of cups I like.

[David Dobrik]

And then we should throw more of those. Those parties so that it's clear it's easier to just like, there's one red.

[Jason Nash]

Flag in la if Noah Beck is single. That means that genuinely just shows you how difficult it is today.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're having a tough time, man. Is it tough out there?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. He's really picky, though. But like, also, I feel like, I don't know, I've told him to date so many girls. He's like, okay, Dave. Focusing on my career, which is fine.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Whatever. What's your career like? Are you like, flying to do shoots and stuff and you travel a lot?

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, I think that's become a bit of an obstacle is like the traveling and then a lot of it, honestly, is like, I really like acting and like, I've like, really found a recent love for that. And so having to kind of like explain that to someone just doesn't seem, well.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why? Everyone's an actor here.

[Noah Beck]

That's true, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But he's pretty busy. Like, I'm pretty. I'm pretty friendly with Noah, I would say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I see him, like, it's really random when I see you. Yeah, he'll, like, come in really hot. He'll like, love Pom Me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So he'll.

[Jason Nash]

He'll come in for like a week, and he'll be here for like three or four days. And we'll play pickleball every day. And then he'll disappear to Canada to shoot, like, a pilot. So, like. So, like, I. I guess I see what he means. Like, for him, it is really tough. Cuz, like, when he's here, he's here. When he's not, he's like, in Milan.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah. And just mia.

[Jason Nash]

But that makes it tough.

[Noah Beck]

It is tough. And it's just like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

I don't know. I'm picky, but, like, shouldn't we all be? But then also, like, I don't want to be. I don't want to seem too unavailable. You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

You are available.

[Noah Beck]

I am available. But my.

[Jason Nash]

For sure.

[Noah Beck]

But my mom tells me that I'm, like, too picky sometimes. I'm like, mom, like, shouldn't you be the one telling me, like, the opposite? Like, shouldn't.

[Jason Nash]

No. I've heard that before though, too. Not from your mom, but from other people where, like, you should just be open. You shouldn't just, like, close people off immediately.

[Noah Beck]

Working on it.

[Jason Nash]

That's my problem too.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, how old are you?

[Noah Beck]

23.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, oh, here he goes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Come on.

[Jason Nash]

Jason hates 23 year olds.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I love 20. I mean, Jason thinks you got a.

[Noah Beck]

Lot of time to figure it out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Why you say that? That's the stupidest shit. Jay, you have a lot of time to figure out that it's not true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because Noah wants to do something and he's not there yet. And he's got to figure that out first. And he can figure that.

[Jason Nash]

I. That I agree with.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And also, so I am a full believer of, like, it's just gonna walk into your life. Whoever it is is just gonna walk right into your life, and that's it.

[Noah Beck]

I hope so.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's also. You don't even have to look.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Who's your celebrity crush? Like, from the.

[Noah Beck]

What are we doing right now?

[Jason Nash]

From the romance movies.

[Noah Beck]

From the romance movies.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. You don't have to say anybody that's, like, realistic. You can say somebody that's like, asking Noah, who is celebrity crushes, is like asking someone in one classroom be like, point to the hot girl here. No, too realistic for Noah to get. Okay, go old time seven.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, I was gonna say exactly Cleopatra.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sharon Stone calls him on the phone.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. Like, I don't.

[Noah Beck]

I kind of have like a. I don't want to think about it for too long, but I kind of have like a Mount Rushmore.

[Jason Nash]

Sort of like George Washington. Like you'd him?

[Noah Beck]

No, not him.

[Jason Nash]

But not literal Mount Rushmore.

[David Dobrik]

Like Abe.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like Mount Rushmore is four heads.

[Noah Beck]

I have like my.

[Jason Nash]

You're an orgy type of guy. My dude is crazy. He's like. It's hard for me to name one. All I see is four different chicks. Okay, go.

[Noah Beck]

No, I got like three right now that just like popped into mine that.

[Jason Nash]

Are like the ideal people, the Holy.

[Noah Beck]

Trinity, their characters in the movie. You know what I mean? Like, just. This is purely based off of just.

[Jason Nash]

Like, dude, the way Noah fucking. The way Noah shares any story. It's not. He'll be like, you know who texted me the other day? I'll be like, who? And then he'll be like, get this. So get this. And then he'll give me like a four minute breakdown before he tells me who it is. And I can't. I can't even fucking listen to what he's sharing because he hasn't given me the name yet. And I'm like, please shut up and tell me the fucking name. But he, like, has to hype it up first. Okay.

[Noah Beck]

It makes it so much sweeter when you like finally find out that.

[Jason Nash]

Tell us your Holy Trinity.

[Noah Beck]

But now I don't even want to be anti climatic. No, it's like Emma Watson.

[Jason Nash]

Incredible.

[Noah Beck]

Love Lily Collins.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

I loved her in Blindside, which is crazy. Like, she was just like the sister.

[Jason Nash]

She. The sister.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah. But I really like her in the. There's a movie with Sam Claflin that she's in.

[Jason Nash]

I'm not sure.

[Noah Beck]

Love, Rosie.

[David Dobrik]

I haven't heard of it, but I don't.

[Noah Beck]

Oh, it's so good. And I think she's stunning in it. And that's like Emma Watson, Lily Collins, Natalie Portman.

[Jason Nash]

Now, of course you have.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's got the same taste as you.

[Jason Nash]

Well, he's.

[Noah Beck]

We have similar tastes. We talked about it.

[Jason Nash]

He's got such sweet boy, like, sweet girl, like, intelligent girl. Sweet girl, like Hermione Granger is like, perfect.

[Noah Beck]

Are you a little young in those?

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Noah Beck]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but you were young at the same time. Technically, she's older than you.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, but I didn't watch the movies till recently, so if I. If I looked back and been like, oh, I get it. That'd be weird.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Noah Beck]

You know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Noah Beck]

Like Little Women.

[Jason Nash]

You don't have to give people those details.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, I just watched it. Or in the Beauty and the Beast live remake. I think Emma Watson is stunning. She's perfect.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever run into her in person?

[Noah Beck]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Remember we were in Paris and Emma Watson was outside. Oh, my God. Wait, wasn't Noah there?

[David Dobrik]

I don't.

[Noah Beck]

I would have remembered.

[Jason Nash]

Really? Oh, my God. It set us into a panic.

[David Dobrik]

No, David, I think. I think we were at a dinner table and I think all of the boys, like, saw her get up, like to leave dinner as well.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, we were walking into. What's that one place that everyone goes smokes cigarettes, hotel cost. And we were walking and she was outside, like, waiting for a car. And yeah, literally all the boys we were with were like, that's fucking emo. And Emma Watts is, like, maybe one of the craziest people to see in the wild.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Especially in Paris where, like, everything is heightened. Unicorn for romance. Yeah, totally. So, yeah, we were all panicking when that happened and nobody said anything. Nobody said, I love Harry Potter. We were all literally too scared, like, literally like 4 year olds around this woman. Which makes sense because she is like the most beautiful thing on all of earth.

[Noah Beck]

I mean, from what I. From what you've told me about your type, she doesn't like, fit all those.

[Jason Nash]

Five foot two Latina.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah. She's not a five, two Latina.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's already fighting for her. Look at that.

[Noah Beck]

You don't like her as much as I do.

[Jason Nash]

You're not into her, Right? No, you're right. I don't know. I've also like. I've also kind of left my idea of like a type.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I just want me too. Totally. I don't have any types anymore.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. I met my wife. I'm done. It's like, she'll tease me, like, you love Lady Gaga. I'm like, no, I don't.

[David Dobrik]

Lady Gaga.

[Jason Nash]

Well, dude, you got really lucky with your wife. Have you seen his wife?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I got really lucky.

[Noah Beck]

I think so.

[Jason Nash]

His wife is really hot. Like, comparatively.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense.

[Jason Nash]

Good for you. No, he, like, hit the jackpot. Natalie and I actually talk about this quite a bit once a week. We'll be like, what's wrong with her?

[David Dobrik]

She okay?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. We'll be like, something's going on there. Yeah, I mean, it's incredible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought it was a prank for a long time.

[Jason Nash]

You. Honestly, it still may be some kind of.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I Thought like I, when we first started dating, I would like come around you and be like, you up to something.

[Jason Nash]

Right? That sucks. Like, I thought it was you that you're friends with. Me too. Yeah. That could have definitely been something Kyle. Something Steve will do it put her up to for sure. Well, right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I get jealous when I see Noah on your story. That's interesting. How come when you're hanging out with Noah, I'm like, damn. Like, Noah's so good looking. It is youthful.

[Jason Nash]

It's actually, it's actually kind of the worst though.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Like, because I know he's here. I will say, let's say we're going to like an event. I actually rarely go to events with Noah. But like, if we're out and there's like a pretty girl nearby, I don't even think to approach her because I'm like, there's, I have no chance here. No. There's not many guys that I'm like, genuinely like, yeah, I'm gonna lose to them 10 out of 10 times. And it is Noah Beck for sure.

[Noah Beck]

Not true.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, it is. 100. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You can't think that is the wrong way to think. I've learned so much from my wife. Like women, they don't think like us at all. Like when I started dating, if I.

[David Dobrik]

Was looking at David and Noah.

[Jason Nash]

But.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They'Re looking for like, they're looking for your soul. Like you, you, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Has a great soul.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No one has a great soul too. But I'm saying just because, just because like Noah's like a professional model doesn't.

[David Dobrik]

Mean that they're gonna go for Noah.

[Jason Nash]

No, but I, I, I'm saying this past, like his looks like. Noah's actually like a great guy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know he is so like, so.

[Jason Nash]

Like, that's why I'm saying I may lose to it. Noah's just like so fucking good. That's gonna be the true test. If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm gonna be like, is today the day I have the courage to bring her around Noah? And once I have the balls to do that, that's how I know my insecurities gone. Noah's not gonna be my girlfriend. He's not gonna be invited to my wedding. He's not gonna beat her for four years.

[Noah Beck]

That's funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Have you ever, have you ever had an on camera kiss?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

In like a movie?

[Natalie Mariduena]

In movies? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that often awkward? No, I had to do it once. It was awful.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

Was it? Did you know the person beforehand?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I Knew her and she was really nice about it. She walked in and she was like, okay. She's like, you're gonna kiss me in the scene and it's fine. And I was like, okay.

[Noah Beck]

Why would that be super, like, professional?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Super. Yeah, she was really professional.

[Noah Beck]

Great.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I don't think that's awkward. I think that's like the easiest kiss probably is an on screen, but.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But if you're with somebody and you have to go to work and kiss, I think that that's awkward.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's like, what do you see a.

[Jason Nash]

Lot of interviews about that kind of stuff? I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Have you ever had to do a bed scene?

[Noah Beck]

Yeah. Like, inferred? Not exactly. Like the full thing?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure, sure. Not like, not like motion. You're in bed in your underwear.

[Noah Beck]

It's like cameras cover the camera and it's like, you know what's happening.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You ever have to wear a sock on your penis?

[Noah Beck]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

You don't have a penis? No.

[Noah Beck]

Nope. Just not a sock.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Noah Beck]

But no, that's.

[Jason Nash]

How big is your penis.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, but that is one of the reasons that you just said, like, why I'm not really rushing into a relationship right now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, exactly.

[Noah Beck]

To explain that is, like, because I personally would understand exactly what they're feeling. Like I'm not going to be oblivious to how they would feel about me doing my work and having to like, oh, today's day of work. I got to go have inferred sex with someone. It's like, do you want your girlfriend.

[Jason Nash]

Your future girlfriend, to have any sort of jealousy? Like, is there a level of jealousy.

[Noah Beck]

That you think this feels loaded?

[Jason Nash]

No, it's not loaded. I mean, is it. Is it. Does it seem loaded? Like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I know where you're going.

[Jason Nash]

I feel like there's some love. Like, if my girlfriend is completely okay with me going to do an on screen kiss and she doesn't question it at all, I'm like, what the fuck? You're not worried about this at all? Nope. Go for it. I'm like, who are you fucking?

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, of course. Of course. It's like that. It.

[Jason Nash]

How. Like, I'd like to push back there.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah. How tight is the line of, like, oh, you're secure or you just don't care?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. Like, there. Ha. Yeah, there is a sweet spot in, like that. Like, I mean, it's very hard to meet, but okay.

[Noah Beck]

But I would have to be so, like, reassuring with my words, but also, like, my actions towards her.

[Jason Nash]

Cause it's like like, if you had a girlfriend.

[Noah Beck]

How do you explain that to someone?

[Jason Nash]

If you had a girlfriend, it's Emma Watson. And then, oh, great, she just booked a role with David Dobrik and they have to kiss. It's not gonna bother you at all, huh?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's the homie. Yeah. Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

I would have her reassure me, be like, you still like me, and then I'd dap you up on the side.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I can't blame you.

[Noah Beck]

But no, that's why it is.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I saw. I saw Olivia Munn in a sex scene the other night in your Friends and Neighbors with Jon Hamm. And all I could think was, oh, she's married to John Mulaney. Like, what? Oh, like, is that weird?

[Jason Nash]

I've seen interviews where Judd Apatow is the director for, like, Leslie Mann having to hook up with, like, Paul Rudd. And. Yeah, it's like, that's crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

I mean, so many. So many movies he's directed that Leslie Mann stars in and that. It's just.

[Jason Nash]

And Leslie, man, is like, double scary because she has such good charm. So I'd be like, she's so good. Ye. She's just, like, such a charming person where I'd be, like, terrified of. I don't know. But I guess if you're Judd Apatow, you have, like, this crazy level of confidence anyway. Cause you are Judd. Here's your question. First date. How do you feel about this canoe. Getting on a canoe ride with a.

[Noah Beck]

Girl for the first date?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Noah Beck]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Where?

[Noah Beck]

Where? Like, in the lake or.

[David Dobrik]

Valid question.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, like a lake or like an ocean.

[Noah Beck]

An ocean. Tricky. I feel like a canoe. A canoe in a lake.

[Jason Nash]

I just could be. Yeah. No, I like the idea. Or like, those, like, swan paddle boats.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You don't like your idea?

[Noah Beck]

I think you're against it.

[Jason Nash]

No, I love it. Oh, well, where do you take girls on dates? You know, like a date guy.

[Noah Beck]

I was. No, you're not a date. I'm not a girl guy. But then I could have been taken completely out of context. I just. Like I said, I'm just not really, like, dating at the moment. But if I were to be.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Such a typical guy, though. Like, he's like the manly. Do you watch Noah's Instagram stories? They're pretty ridiculous.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, what happens?

[Jason Nash]

Making steak and broccoli and then he's like, whoa. He's, like, in bed by 8, watching a movie. Captions like, it's after he's posted his 13 mile run that morning in his Cryo chamber. Like, he really is like. It's like none of this is by accident of like, what he looks like and who he is. He really is like a well trained. And he's oiled. He's like, you know, he's maintaining.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I bet you're oiled watching his stories.

[Jason Nash]

I have. I have the oil just to fit into my jeans. Lubricant up macaque in my right hand. Watching him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You were a soccer star though, right?

[Noah Beck]

I played soccer. Yeah, but you're good. I was okay.

[Jason Nash]

Who's that coach that was just. That was just hyping you up in.

[Noah Beck]

That tick tock Pochettino.

[Jason Nash]

Is he a big coach?

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, he coaches the US national team now.

[Jason Nash]

That was a big compliment he paid you.

[Noah Beck]

Yeah, he. I mean, he was the manager at Chelsea for like, I don't know how many years, but he's like a huge manager.

[David Dobrik]

Like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he was.

[Noah Beck]

That was insane.

[Jason Nash]

He was like, basically it was like an interview with no one. He was like, this guy, he could be professional if he wanted to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's fucking crazy. Where do you see yourself for 10 years? No, but back.

[Noah Beck]

Happy, hopefully. Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you not happy?

[Noah Beck]

No, I am. I hope to continue to be happy. I don't know. Like. I don't know. Like, I just want to be. Yeah. Happy, healthy. In 10 years, what? I'll be 33 maybe.

[Jason Nash]

That's crazy. Jay. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. He's a little baby.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's a baby.

[Noah Beck]

I. I don't know if I don't want to put like a number on an age, but I guess it would be more of a feeling. And like, honestly, where I'm at, career wise, like, I do. I do want kids and I want family. Family. Yeah. It's unfortunate. Your day will come.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I got one thing to pitch you.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. Big. I had a great idea, Natalie, the other night.

[David Dobrik]

Let's hear it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Dave. I had a great idea.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. So you want to get out of the country?

[Jason Nash]

Of course. Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You want to go travel? You want to go travel in the world? You want to go pay for all your friends, right?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And you even invited old J Dog to come to Europe with you. I heard it. I have it on recording.

[Jason Nash]

I invited you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you did.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You said. He said. And then you said, love to hear.

[Jason Nash]

That back, but, yeah, probably did.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And then you said, could you pay your own way? And I go, well, you know. See how the. That's what I said. And then I thought. I have an idea.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's 10 shows in Europe.

[Jason Nash]

There's no way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hang on, hang on. It's not a views tour. It's called An Evening with David Dobrik.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

All right. All it is, is you come out right now. You can't do it on your own. You need a moderator. Right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I come out, I go, like, thank you so much for coming to An Evening With David Dobrik. I introduce you, we come out, we see, sit two chairs, fucking ask you questions about your life. You talk about the vlog, we show some clips, people ask questions, and we tour the world.

[Jason Nash]

There's no way, even if you gave me an upfront of you get to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go, we'll be in Paris. We'll be in Paris.

[Jason Nash]

It's like a normal number. Even if you give me an upfront of, like, $100,000 per show, there's literally no way I would do it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

I just hate that you hate a live thing. We just don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Noah.

[Jason Nash]

I just don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How about An Evening with Noah?

[David Dobrik]

Ben, you come.

[Jason Nash]

You need a moderator, right? All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. I've had a blast here with Jason and Natalie. Please send us an email if you want more questions answered. Go listen to Jason's podcast. All things are okay, good. Whatever. Who gives a fuck? Just look it up. Go check out Natalie's multiple businesses. She starts on the side without letting me know. Oh, my God. Go support her and we'll see you guys soon. DM me on Instagram. If you wanna be my girlfriend by.