DMing My Celebrity Crush

Summary

Podcast Summary — VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: “David Can Get You Money”
Release Date: February 12, 2026

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Brief Overview

In this spirited episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash, joined by Naveen (and frequent mentions of Natalie), dive into the chaotic and comedic inner workings of their lives. With their quintessential banter, the trio oscillate between bizarre hypotheticals (Marvel superheroes’ anatomical debates), stories about extracting sponsorship money, LA living, celebrity crushes, the cost of modern living, and their love-hate relationship with fine dining and fast food. The episode strikes a balance between humorous introspection, industry insight, and the absurd, offering listeners the expected blend of VIEWS' intimate friendship dynamics and pop culture commentary.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Angriest They’ve Ever Been – and Marvel Anatomy Debates

• Anger & Physiology:
  • Jason recalls punching a wall when he was broke.
    • Quote: “I punched a hole in the wall once… I was just broke.” — Jason (00:16)
• Absurd Hypotheticals:
  • David asks: Could you get aroused at peak anger?
  • This leads to a debate about which Marvel villain has the bigger penis—The Hulk or Thanos.
    • David’s Logic: “It is hard to get an erection when you’re angry. And obviously the Hulk... is only that big when he’s angry.” (01:43)
  • Consensus: Thanos would win “in that department,” since Hulk’s strengths are situational.

2. David’s Talent for Negotiating Deals

• Extracting Money for Friends (03:24–05:17)
  • Jason praises David’s knack for “extracting money,” referencing a recent $5,000 sponsorship David secured for a visiting fan.
    • Jason: “You’re so good at that. You should raise money for charities.” (03:41)
    • David: “I’ll just be able to, like, talk people... communicate. I’ll just like, swindle my way.” (04:05)
  • Sponsorship Breakdown:
    • The deal was for roughly 100,000 views; the kid expected $20 and got five grand.
    • Conversation turns to what views are worth in modern brand deals—and how being featured with David can drastically change a video’s performance.

3. YouTuber Roles, Friendship, and Social Dynamics

• Assistant or Friend?
  • Joking tension over labels—David argues John is a “paid companion,” not an assistant.
    • Naveen: “You had no problem calling me your fucking assistant for eight… You still fucking say that shit.” (06:34)
• Social Calls and Favors
  • Would Naveen ask David for a ride? “Absolutely not.” (07:45)
• Vlog Mindset
  • Jason admits to always seeing vlog potential in daily life: “That’s a mindset. It allows you to like, be with people.” (08:48)
  • David’s struggle: Integrating newer friends post-vlogging era without weirding them out.

4. LA Life and Pretty Privilege

• Celebrity Crushes and Dating in LA
  • David laments how, in LA, your date’s celebrity crush might literally be your friend:
    • David: “If you’re a hot girl here, you can marry a billionaire tomorrow.” (14:24)
  • Genuine discussion of “pretty privilege”: If you’re hot, doors open everywhere in LA.
  • The group reflects on whether they'd date a fan; all agree they’re open to it.

5. Taking the Opposite Viewpoint in Relationships

• Marital Bickering & Contrarianism (15:36–17:00)
  • Jason: “I guess I do this thing where she’ll say something and I just say the opposite.” (15:49)
  • David: “I just like, don’t like… I don’t know why… I will never know the truth. I’m still here for Jay.” (16:57)

6. Titanic Conspiracies and Skepticism Toward History

• Titanic Isn’t What It Seems? (17:30–21:23)
  • David details conspiracy theories: The Titanic may actually have been its sister ship, the Olympic, swapped for the insurance payout (19:39); skepticism over historical narratives.
    • David: “History’s written by the people who won, which is so fucking true.” (20:42)
  • Jason pushes back, citing survivor testimony.

7. Living at the Gym: Lifetime Apartments

• Real Estate + Fitness Mashup (21:45–22:40)
  • Lifetime Gym now offers apartments ($2,000–$8,000/mo) at select locations—residents get access to all the amenities.
    • David: “Lifetime is the best… It’s fucking incredible.” (22:25)

8. Uber Stories & Classic Comebacks

• Naveen’s Uber Fart Story (23:20–24:42)
  • Naveen recounts an awkward Uber ride full of “noxious gas,” possibly from the driver.
• Favorite Comebacks (24:44–26:54)
  • The group exchanges playful, classic comebacks from their youth.
    • David’s Favorite: “If I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mom’s chest.” (26:21)

9. Hottest Women Alive (Debate)

• The Great Debate (27:10–29:53)
  • Names thrown out: Madison Beer, Kylie Jenner, Margot Robbie, Anna de Armas, Teyana Taylor.
    • Jason’s joke answer: “Naveen Nash.” (27:32)
    • David: “I just think, like, Madison Beer in person is just as gorgeous as she is [online].” (28:54)
  • David shares a story about having David Blaine DM Anna de Armas for him—unsuccessfully.

10. Graveyard Mysteries and End of Life

• Where are new graveyards? (31:01–32:19)
  • David brings up a TikTok noticing a lack of "new" graveyards; the group wonders about cremation rates and space.

11. The Cost of College Today

• Price Shock (32:33–33:14)
  • David guesses current college tuition—Jason reveals it’s $90,000/year for his friend’s (undeclared-major) son.
    • David: “90,000. It’s like firm to what, to play the drums?” (32:56)

12. Personal Routines and Private Habits

• Naveen’s Wellness Trends (35:14–36:18)
  • Naveen describes “vibration plates” and “red light therapy”—with David and Jason teasing her for her rituals and social media posts.
• Zane Roasting
  • Zane sees and comments on Naveen’s private Snapchats, which makes her self-conscious.

13. Fine Dining vs. Fast Food

• Reserve/Jack’s Dining Room (37:13–42:03)
  • David and Naveen recount an exclusive, luxurious dining experience: $1,500 per person, rare crab, gourmet wagyu, “royal” cows, and curated menus.
  • David mostly trades away fish for more burgers—ends up with three.
• Fast Food Dreams (42:49–44:10)
  • David dreams of a fine-dining event with his favorite fast food (Taco Bell, Five Guys, Whoppers).
    • David: “The best fast food burger in America... is a Whopper. It’s like the Krabby Patty in SpongeBob.” (44:10)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• David, on LA pretty privilege:
  “If you’re a hot girl here, you can marry a billionaire tomorrow. Like, isn’t that kind of crazy?” (14:24)

• On sponsorships:
  “So I called Ian [at SeatGeek]. I was like, ‘Can we get this kid a brand?’... And Ian goes, ‘I don’t know, five grand?’ And I go, ‘What? Five?’ I was blown away.” — David (04:53)

• Classic comeback exchange:
  David: “You’re fat, Jason.” (26:19)
  Jason: “No, you’re fat.”
  David: “If I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mom’s chest.” (26:24)

• Celebrity crushes + awkward dating in LA:
  “If I date this girl, she’s gonna run into [her celebrity crush], right, within the next two months.” — David (13:02)

• David’s skepticism on historical ‘facts’:
  “How can we possibly believe anything that’s written? Also, I read like, some quote that was like, history’s written by the people who won.” (20:42)

• Fine dining, Dobrik-style:
  “I don’t know why I never thought of that. Marrying a chef is, like, perfect.” — David (39:18)

• David’s fast food take:
  “The Whopper is the equivalent to the Krabby Patty in SpongeBob. Like, it’s just, like, classic.” (44:10)

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Approximate Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:16–02:41 — Angriest moment & Marvel anatomical debate
• 03:24–05:17 — David secures $5,000 sponsorship
• 06:07–07:45 — YouTube ‘assistants’ or friends?
• 08:48–09:44 — Vlog mentality & social life
• 12:27–15:16 — Celebrity crushes and pretty privilege in LA
• 15:36–17:00 — Relationship arguments and contrarianism
• 17:30–21:23 — Titanic conspiracy theory breakdown
• 21:45–22:58 — Lifetime Gym apartments
• 23:20–26:54 — Uber fart story and favorite comebacks
• 27:10–29:53 — Hottest women alive debate & social media mishaps
• 31:01–32:19 — Graveyard mystery
• 32:33–33:31 — Eye-watering college tuition
• 35:14–36:18 — Naveen’s morning rituals
• 37:13–42:03 — Reserve/Jack’s Dining Room exclusive dining
• 42:49–44:10 — Fast food “fine dining” fantasies

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Overall Tone and Style

The episode is packed with trademark VIEWS energy: irreverent, quick-witted, and self-deprecating. Riffs and callbacks abound, as do playful jabs and heartfelt admissions about friendship, insecurity, and life in LA. It’s a characteristic mix of locker-room comedy, YouTube industry-insider insight, and personal storytelling, with absurd hypotheticals providing plenty of laughs.

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For those who missed it, this episode is an energetic blend of nonsense debates, real talk on money and fame, the random minutiae of LA life, and the never-ending banter that makes VIEWS so beloved.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Jay. I have a question for you. Yeah, I'm going to start right here.

[Jason Nash]

Let's go.

[David Dobrik]

What's the angriest you've ever been in your entire life?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I punched a hole in the wall once.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

I was just broke.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. So that's actually a good one.

[Naveen]

You still punching holes in the wall?

[David Dobrik]

You're really angry. Natalie, please. This is our friend.

[Jason Nash]

I punched a hole in a door.

[David Dobrik]

Did you hear what she just said about you?

[Naveen]

You didn't hear me?

[Jason Nash]

No, it's.

[David Dobrik]

She goes. She goes. Do you still punch holes in walls then? Cause she's basically alluding to the fact that you're still broke. Do you imagine someone so close to you saying such nasty things about you?

[Naveen]

I know he's not. I just thought it was funny.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Anyway, so in that moment when you punched a hole in the wall, you would say that you were most angry in that moment? Yes, Doctor, you'd say when you punch the hole in the wall, you'd say that you were the angriest.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Now, in that moment, could you.

[Jason Nash]

Let me tell you how much money I made last year. And you're gonna be really angry.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Now, in that moment, could you have gotten a boner?

[Jason Nash]

It's so funny. We were just talking about this.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Well, Naveen said that I had a dream last night. I woke up in, like, a night terror last night, and then I had a boner. And she was like, you were scared? And I'm like, I don't get scared and get a boner.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, interesting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This actually, like, goes hand in hand with what I'm about to ask.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Okay. So maybe this. Actually.

[Jason Nash]

Could I get angry and have a boner?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. That's what I would think.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So this leads me to my next question. Who has a bigger penis? The Hulk or Thanos?

[Jason Nash]

I think a really roundabout way for you to talk about Marvel.

[David Dobrik]

Well. Cause I wanted to make. Well, I wanted to make sure that you were taking into consideration that it is hard to get an erection when you're angry. And obviously the Hulk.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

When we're referring to him, I don't think we're referring to Mark Ruffalo's penis versus Thanos's penis. I think we're referring to Hulk. Hulk, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, 100%.

[David Dobrik]

And even when the Hulk eases up a little bit, he starts to go less green and starts to go back to his regular state. So at peak anger, when you. Right. When you punch that wall.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not saying, like, you, like, lay down on the bed, you waited 10 minutes and then calm down a little, and then you had a boner. That's normal. But at peak anger, there's no way you could have had a boner, right?

[Jason Nash]

No. No way.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I think that. Honestly, that's all I need to. That's. That's all.

[Jason Nash]

So that. I guess so. I guess that. That nulls the question.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I think it solves a problem.

[Jason Nash]

Neither Thanos nor Hulk are hard when they're angry.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I think Thanos. Thanos is a bigger penis because Thanos is eternally that big and purple.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And Hulk is only that big when he's angry.

[Naveen]

I just think they have no penis. Like, they're just. It just gets absorbed because there's so much, like, anger and hostility and stuff.

[David Dobrik]

It's just anger and hostility. Like, create a bigger penis.

[Naveen]

I would think so, but based on your science, I would think Hulk would.

[Jason Nash]

Be like, oh, I see.

[David Dobrik]

Sorry. Wow. I completely went against myself.

[Jason Nash]

I think Hulk would be chubbed, not necessarily, like, erect.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Could you also imagine having sex with Hulk and then you accidentally step on his toe? That would be scary.

[Jason Nash]

That'd be really scary.

[David Dobrik]

So he turns into the Hulk while you're having sex with him. Anyway, welcome back to the pod. I don't know. I saw that on a question on a pod the other day, and I was like, no, this is very.

[Naveen]

This is an interesting topic of debate for.

[David Dobrik]

I wrote it because I thought. I thought it was very clear that obviously, Thanos.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, I thought it was really funny the other day. You're really good at, like, extracting money from people.

[David Dobrik]

Extract. Explain.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that kid was here, and you got him a $5,000 deal. That was crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't know how that happened. I was so shocked.

[Jason Nash]

How did it happen?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I was really so good at that. Well, I hope I have really hidden talent. You should go and, like, use that talent places, I hope. Raise money for charities and stuff.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I've always thought that, like. Like, no matter where I'm gonna be working, I'm gonna be completely fine. I'll just be able to, like, talk people. You know, talk of people, talk up to people, communicate. I've always thought, like, I'll just, like.

[Naveen]

You'Re a master communicator.

[David Dobrik]

Swindle my way or. I actually am, Natalie. No, but I'm Shocked that Ian gave him so much. So. So this guy came over. We talked about this on the last podcast. A couple days ago, this guy came by. We met him in Sweden. He said, if I get a million likes on TikTok, can I come visit you in LA? He hit the million likes and came visit me in la, and he's making a David Dobrik vlog. And he's like, can we call Ian from SeatGeek and get some money from him so I can, like, give it away to people? Wow. And I was like, okay, that's an interesting idea. And then I asked him how many views he gets on his video, and he's like, well, the best video I've ever had was about 180,000 views, and my last video is sitting at 1.5,000 views. So big difference, right? 1,000 views to 200,000 views. Where do you even put that as a brand?

[Jason Nash]

Where would you put that?

[David Dobrik]

And the kid was like, I don't care if ian gives me $5.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So, sorry, Ian, if you're listening to this from seatgeek. But I. So I called Ian. I was like, yeah, can we. Can we get this kid a brand? Yeah. He was on the phone. He's like, what can you offer him? I think this video will probably get around 100,000 views. Like, and it's like, what can you offer for $100,000? And Ian goes, I don't know, five grand? And I go, what? Five? I was blown away.

[Jason Nash]

You thought that was good?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it was incredible.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Incredible. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

$5,000 for that? The kid wanted, like, 20 bucks as a joke. And I. But. But to be fair, I told Ian, I was like, if the deal doesn't make the money.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Then I'll just pay out of pocket for the kid.

[Jason Nash]

Because I think that's interesting for people to hear. Like, 100,000 views is worth $5,000. That is about right.

[David Dobrik]

Is it?

[Jason Nash]

I think so, yeah. Well, I know. I know. If you get. Well, what would you say, Nat?

[David Dobrik]

It's also like. Yeah, we're also guessing that he's going to get that many views. That's why it was like, he will. That's why it was that. Well, his last video got a thousand views. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But you're going to be in the video, so that's.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how the YouTube algorithm works. Like on TikTok. Yeah, for sure. Like, if I'm in the video with him, it'll. It'll do better. But, like, I don't know if TikTok's.

[Jason Nash]

Just like, I used your name the other day. I didn't use your face in the thumbnail. And it's my highest feed video.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I've been doing this every day.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, the one with John?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

David Dobrikson. What do you call him? David Dobrikson.

[Jason Nash]

David Dobrikson. Assistant. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which he is where you belittled him.

[Jason Nash]

What are you talking about?

[David Dobrik]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Jason Nash]

You belittle him every day.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. As my friend. Not as my friend.

[Jason Nash]

He sounds my friend too. I took him out to dinner.

[David Dobrik]

Took him out to dinner. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

You got really mad that I belittled him, didn't you?

[David Dobrik]

I just felt, like, bad. Why? Because he's not my assistant. He's like my friend.

[Naveen]

What? He's literally.

[Jason Nash]

Literally made a whole video where you paid him.

[Naveen]

Also, you had no problem calling me your fucking assistant for eight. You still call me your assistant. You still fucking say that shit.

[David Dobrik]

But John's like, not. John's not doing. John's here just to be John. Like, John is more. More importantly than assisting, getting paid just to not have to go to work and hang out here. Do you know what I mean? Right, right. So, like, I categorize him as friend.

[Naveen]

We'll start categorizing him as paid companion. Because that sounds so much better.

[David Dobrik]

That's actually pretty good.

[Jason Nash]

That's a new video for me. Starting to sound very gay. Is David Dobrik gay?

[David Dobrik]

What were you saying?

[Naveen]

Well, I just. Both of my cars are in the shop right now, so I'm carless.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Naveen]

I've been Ubering around all day. I do Uber here.

[David Dobrik]

That's such bad luck. Wait, your Ferrari? How much does it cost to fix?

[Naveen]

Like, five grand.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, that's fucking insane. I would have just sold it right then and there.

[Naveen]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Five grand? I still have to fix an order for it.

[Jason Nash]

Would you ever call David and have him come pick you up?

[Naveen]

Only if he's going somewhere with me.

[Jason Nash]

Like today. You wouldn't be like, hey, yo, dude, just come grab me?

[Naveen]

Absolutely not. I mean, there's, like, no time, place.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't really make any sense or circumstance.

[Jason Nash]

But isn't that, like, a fun ride for you anyway? Like, you don't go out. You're not leaving the house today.

[David Dobrik]

J, I have, like, so much. I've had so much fun in my life for picking Natalie up from the DMV or from the body shop. Doesn't equate to.

[Naveen]

I was thinking sinking. I was thinking. No, I was thinking about this. I have. I ordered this new mirror in my house.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Naveen]

And I can't put it up by myself. But I also like don't want to pay a task or have like 150 bucks or whatever to come to do it for two seconds.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

So I'm like, oh, like most of the time like you would just call your guy friend or your boyfriend or something and I'm thinking I'm like, who in my life would I call to come help me hang up a mirror? Obviously. Obviously not David. John maybe. John would probably still make me pay him the same taskrabbit price.

[Jason Nash]

I would come for free if you let me vlog it.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

And Naveen's really good at hanging stuff. Literally.

[David Dobrik]

So you'd film it. Naveen would hang it.

[Jason Nash]

I'm back in that mindset. I'm like, oh, Taylor's going to the airport. Sounds like a vlog.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Which is a really fun mindset to be in. As long as it's not annoying to everybody. But that's really fun. It's like, oh yeah, let's go get subs with. With Alex.

[David Dobrik]

That is really interesting.

[Jason Nash]

Now my allow you to like be with people. You're like, oh, it's cool.

[David Dobrik]

I never thought about it that way.

[Jason Nash]

You don't think about it like that. That's the best part of it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I spent a whole day with Alex like learning how to DJ and I was.

[David Dobrik]

I just like haven't filmed like people where I'm like casually hanging out with them where I'm kind of scared to do that again.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like, like a good example is like when like Noah comes over to hang out.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like Noah's kind of only Noah's like. Like a lot of my friends have entered my life at post vlogging so like nobody knows like that I was like literally would have like a camera. Like I'd be like in bit mode and I'd be like if a bits coming like my camera will fucking fly into my hand.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And like I haven't done that with like my newer friends that I made the last four or five years here. So I'm like kind of scared to spook them and like ruin the non camera vibes we have.

[Naveen]

I think you just got to rip, rip that band aid off.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, maybe so. I'm just so nervous around Noah Beck. He's so handsome.

[Naveen]

So handsome.

[Jason Nash]

Do you ever find yourself in situations that you're like, I think that's really funny like you being in the Situation that maybe Taylor was supposed to go or like John was supposed to go, but you have to do it like you're above it. Like, one time, one time, they flew you on Frontier, and you were so mad.

[David Dobrik]

You were like, dude, that was like eight years ago.

[Jason Nash]

I know, I know. And you were like, I'm better than this. I work really hard. I shouldn't be on this plane. Which it was really bad. Frontier is worse than Spirit. I was with you. Frontier's the worst.

[David Dobrik]

Frontier is the worst.

[Jason Nash]

You get a surfboard behind you.

[David Dobrik]

Jay, you know how you've been looking to save money?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, of course.

[David Dobrik]

You also want to go to concerts.

[Jason Nash]

Of course. Yeah. That's my whole existence right now.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you should get the app SeatGeek. Have you ever heard of it?

[Jason Nash]

What is it called?

[David Dobrik]

Seatgeek.

[Jason Nash]

Seatgeek.

[David Dobrik]

Like a geek. Yeah, like nerd.

[Jason Nash]

Like a nerd, but a geek.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

So Dean, your favorite Olivia Dean would.

[David Dobrik]

Love to go see her.

[Jason Nash]

Are you going to go to Olivia Dean show?

[David Dobrik]

I'm not much of a show guy. I think I'll just, like, play her in the car. Yeah, yeah. You're trying to set me up to buy tickets. That's on SeatGeek. Sorry, I'm like, you know what? No, I think I'm just gonna sit in the corner. No, actually, yes, I am gonna go see her live using Sequi, because Tsiki is your back. Each ticket is rated on a scale of 1 to 10, so you know you're getting a good deal. Look for the green dots. Green means good, red means bad. Plus, every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. Concert season is right around the corner. To make it even better, you can use code VIEWS10 for 10% off your seat tickets. That's 10% off tickets with promo code VIEWS10. Click the link in description, download the app, and have the code automatically added to so you can use it later. Thank you, seatgeek. Yo, I was. I was talking to this girl the other day. This is one of the worst parts about dating in la, okay, Is I was talking to her and we just got into, like, celebrity crushes. And like the safe answer for a celebrity crush, like, when you're seeing someone is to always say someone that's like 40 or 50 years old. Someone that's like a crush. What? I was like, oh, yeah, but she was just like. She named somebody you're friends with that I'm like, friends with. And. And it's like. And like hurt my stomach. I was like, oh, okay. You know what? That's kind of crazy.

[Naveen]

Yeah, no, that's really crazy.

[David Dobrik]

It's like someone being like. Yeah. It's like, I mean, to put a different perspective, it's like, yeah, it's like I'm out with my friends and I'm like, who would you want to have sex with? And she goes, ilya.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Any chance if Ilya ever was like, can I hook up with you? I'd fuck him in a heartbeat. Like, that's what it's like. It's like really crazy. I don't know. That's what's weird about dating. And not, not, not even because, like, I know, like, I don't even know a lot of celebs, but like, at least I have like a story with like 30, 40% of them, right? Like one little moment I can remember like, oh, if I date this girl, she's gonna run into him, right, within the next two months.

[Jason Nash]

Right, right, right.

[David Dobrik]

She's gonna, she's gonna have like. Yeah, that kind of freaks me out.

[Naveen]

Wait, so what did you say? Did you have to like, did she backtrack or were you like.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I didn't say anything. I was like, yeah, he's really handsome. Oh, yeah, man. I wasn't gonna be like, who did.

[Jason Nash]

You say your crush was?

[David Dobrik]

Like, I always say, like Natalie Portman. I never say like an actual like, like 25 year old crush.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I never say anybody like, around my age range.

[Naveen]

Well, I feel like celebrity crush too is supposed to be somebody that's a little bit more like unattainable. Right? Like, it's like the dream. Like.

[Jason Nash]

No, not Naveen. Naveen goes for like people like she. She could probably get. It's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. What do you mean unattainable? If you live in, if you live in la.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I've realized this the other day too, which is kind of crazy. I never knew this. I've always. It's always been an ongoing thing. But like, if you're hot, right, like if you're actually hot, like really hot, and you're from Bumblefuck, anywhere in the United States or anywhere in the world. You can literally achieve anything. Like, you can marry. You can actually marry rich. It's not even like a. It's not like. I feel like when we were in Vernon Hills, people would. Like, girls would joke about marrying rich, and it'd be like this thing that was like, aha. Funny. Good luck. Or it'd be like, what does that even mean? But like, you can straight. If you're a hot girl here, you can marry a billionaire tomorrow. Like, isn't that kind of crazy?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, there is, like, the most serious, pretty privilege that I've just, like, not understood until, like, I guess, kind of recently.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if you're like, I hate to spook you, Jay, because I know you have a very hot wife who could marry super, super rich. But yeah, she. But she chose you, which is a good thing.

[Jason Nash]

She had her chance. That's the other is you, like, you can marry rich, but it's not going to work out necessarily to.

[David Dobrik]

No, Totally. Would you ever date someone that's like a super, super big fan?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, me too.

[Naveen]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

I never understood that question. It's like, yeah. Why would I not date somebody that loves the things I make?

[Naveen]

I feel like, yeah, I. Like, as long as I'm like. If I'm attracted to them and they're obsessed with me, like, doesn't that feel like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Unless. Unless it's like. Which is rare in our line of work. It's not like we're like musicians, like, where it's like an obsession. Where it's like posters on the wall and they're like. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a little scarier.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Yeah. And it's not creepy.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No, I mean, I think Naveen's obsessed with me, but she's never seen the videos.

[David Dobrik]

She's never said that.

[Jason Nash]

But I'm. No, no, no. She's like, no, I believe you.

[David Dobrik]

You're married.

[Naveen]

She's like six. Six.

[David Dobrik]

She's like, trust me, dude. This chick is into me. It's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

We were getting into this thing lately.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. J. Your wife's obsessed with you. I would agree.

[Jason Nash]

We've been getting into this thing lately where I've been getting in trouble. Cause, like, I guess I do this thing where she'll say something and I just say the opposite.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. I know what you mean.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, you take the opposite view. John does it all the time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And really, really. You'll finish a movie and she'll be like, the CGI was really good. And you'll be like, I don't know about the cgi. Like, I feel like that.

[Jason Nash]

No, almost more like maybe like, let's say somebody is like, pissing her off.

[David Dobrik]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

And then I'll be like, well, you know. You know, I mean, it could be this. Like that. And. Oh my God. Drives her crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I'm always like that, though.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I am too. You are like that. You are like that. You always take the opposite no matter what I say.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But it's not even like, I don't know. I just like, don't like. I hate hearing stories about people when my friends are telling me something. Like if, like, if you came to me and you're like, this person's such a fucking bitch and like, like, I believe you. But like, there's so many sides to every story. I can't just possibly take your word for cuz you're my friend. I don't know why. Right. It's not that I'm gonna be like, you're in the wrong J. But I'll. But I'll consider that story most likely, like, null. Like, I'll be like, I don't. I don't. I will never know the truth. I'm still here for Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

But like, I actually, like, won't know the truth.

[Jason Nash]

Like yesterday she had a doctor's appointment, and then the doctor called like an hour. Texted an hour before and was like, doctor has jury duty. So no appointment. And then she was just like, what the fuck?

[David Dobrik]

Like, she was pissed at the doctor.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, she was mad at the doctor. And then. And then I was like, she's like, he hates me. He hates me. And I was like, no, he doesn't hate you. It has nothing to do with you. Like, he has jury duty. Like, don't take it personally.

[David Dobrik]

That was like, that's really funny. I see how that would piss someone off, but I'm totally on your side there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This. This topic brings me to a thing that I want to talk about is about the Titanic. So have you been seeing or this has been like an ongoing conspiracy theory about the Titanic that it's. Some people claim that the ship that sank in 1912 wasn't actually the Titanic. It was her identical sister ship, the Olympic. So basically, long story short, there were people on board of the Titanic that were like, some of the most rich and powerful people, and they were opposing the US Federal Reserve.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And those people died. And then since those people died, the Federal Reserve was. Was allowed to get built. Okay. And then at the same time, I'm watching this, like, documentary. There was this guy who went down to explore. He was leading, like, this naval mission to explore the Titanic. But. But really that was a cover for. They were going to see some of their submarines that were sunk in war. But, like, they couldn't let the other countries know that. So they were saying that they were looking for the submarine or for the Titanic, and they actually ended up finding the Titanic. And not only did they find the Titanic, but the guy that found it initially was like, there were some things that were really interesting inside it. The way it, like, exploded from within that it almost seemed like the iceberg was not the leading cause for why it sank. Oh, so, like, something happened inside. Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Like, there was an explosion, a bomb.

[David Dobrik]

Detonation or something like that, or fire or anything, so.

[Jason Nash]

And that enabled them to start the Federal Reserve, because those people.

[David Dobrik]

Because those people died.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And, like, that leads me to what I'm saying about, like, what I'm saying about, like, when you come to me with an argument that you have with somebody, like, I know that's, like, one degree of separation away, but, like, the story of the fucking Titanic that happened in what fucking year was it? Long time ago. Like, there's so many years that have passed and so many different perspectives. Like, isn't that crazy? Yeah. Like, it's just like, how can we possibly believe what happened on the Titanic?

[Jason Nash]

Because it's been documented. Like, I don't understand.

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean?

[Jason Nash]

But how could you.

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean?

[Jason Nash]

You're saying that the ship went down was the Olympic and not the Titanic? That's what you led with?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so it's a completely different ship that went down.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. The Olympic was damaged in an earlier collision and allegedly became too expensive to repair. So the ship owner, White Star Line, supposedly swapped the identities of the Olympic and the RMS Titanic. They allegedly sent the already damaged Olympic, renamed Titanic, on its maiden voyage. The plan, according to believers, was to stage an accident, sink the ship, collect massive insurance money, and save the company. But instead of a minor incident, it became a catastrophic, catastrophic sinking. Ooh. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow. Is that a doc that you can watch?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I think so. I think the thing I'm watching is a little bit of, like, playing on the conspiracy theory. But, yeah, so in the late 1800s, the Titanic sank, or the early 1900s. But, yeah, I don't know. I just, like, get, like, really confused about that. Like, how can we possibly believe anything that's written? Also, I read, like, some quote that was like, history's written by the people who won, which is, like, so fucking true. So it's like, what? Like, how do we believe anything in history books ever?

[Jason Nash]

Well, there is a woman in the movie that goes out, you know, finds the guy, like, there are people that survived the Titanic.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. That are what? On a sinking ship? That's all they know. What do you mean there's people that survived 9, 11. That doesn't mean that you're saying.

[Jason Nash]

Your question was, how do we. Your question was, how do we know it happened? And I'm saying there's. There's, like, survivors and stuff.

[David Dobrik]

No, I said, how do we know, like, how it happened? Sorry. I'm not saying that it happened. I'm not, like, doubting the sinking of the ship. I'm just saying, like, no one really knows. Right, Right.

[Jason Nash]

I hate conspiracy theories.

[David Dobrik]

I hate them.

[Jason Nash]

To hate them so much.

[David Dobrik]

I'm so over them. I'm also over them because I think everything in history is a conspiracy theory. Sure. Like, I just think. I don't think anything's accurate. I think anything can possibly be accurate.

[Naveen]

I mean. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Just not possible. It is not possible that everyone's getting all the facts. Right. Like, how can you write about a war and be, like, 100% legitimate about it? Like, I don't care how many people are talking about it. Like, there's only so many people at the certain battle. And then. And then. I don't know. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

There's so many sides to everything.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, do you see? You can live at Lifetime now. Whoa.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Naveen]

What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. David's favorite. David's favorite gym is called Lifetime, and he introduced me to it, and it is great.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean? You could live there?

[Jason Nash]

So they're. They've built Lifetime apartments. Apartment. Lifetime apartments, yeah. From $2,000, you can get an apartment. Two to $8,000.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, where? Where?

[Jason Nash]

Coral Gables, Florida. Green Valley, Las Vegas. And then there's, like, three other locations. I don't know where they are, but. Wow, that's pretty good. Two to $8,000. You could.

[David Dobrik]

You have basketball there. You have pickleball courts.

[Jason Nash]

You have everything. Outdoor workers. You have trainers that come to your door. You have. You could work out at any lifetime across the country if you live there.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, that's an amazing, amazing thing. Lifetime is the best. Lifetime is the only thing that would make me, like, do Jim.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's fucking incredible.

[Jason Nash]

So fun and pretty reasonable.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Two grand for all those amenities.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, that's amazing.

[David Dobrik]

I remember it used to be like 247 where we were.

[Jason Nash]

How much is a membership? Must be 300.

[Naveen]

It's over 300amonth. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So you can get an apartment for two.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's incredible. When, when, when we were kids, we obviously couldn't afford the fucking day pass there. Because the day pass is like 50 bucks. Yeah, maybe at the time, like $40.

[Jason Nash]

It's 75 now.

[David Dobrik]

Unheard of. Wow. But like we would come and we'd stay there till like 4 or 5am so worth it. You're just hanging out at Lifetime. You. You have access to anything. The pool, the fucking. The gym, which you don't use. And the basketball court mainly. Or like the soccer field. They have indoor soccer fields. It really is like Disney World for people that like being active.

[Naveen]

Well, back to my Uber story.

[David Dobrik]

What were you saying about the Uber?

[Naveen]

Because I ubered here today and I got into my Uber and I think she like shit herself before I got into the car. Because I got in, I was like loading myself into the car and she kind of like side eyed me from the driver's seat. Like, like a little guilty, like side eye.

[David Dobrik]

Like she thought you pooped.

[Naveen]

No, I think she knew what she did. And I got into the car right after she released something that was just like a noxious gas. And she kept looking at me in the rearview mirror and I was like, gavage, I know what you just did, and it's fucking stinky. She had her. She had her window down. She was like trying to air it out, but it was fucking brutal. And I just. And then I. I don't know if she did it again when I was, when I was leaving, because when I.

[David Dobrik]

Got here, maybe she was an alien. And that's how she says hello.

[Naveen]

And she was like sweating too. I was like something. I think she was. Maybe I was. Her last ride before she had to go to the bathroom or something. When it was fucking.

[David Dobrik]

She was sweating.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

She could have had like a really bad stomach bug the night.

[Naveen]

No, I, that's what I'm thinking. I mean, I feel bad. I didn't say anything obviously to her. I didn't want her to feel insecure.

[David Dobrik]

About it, but it's obviously. What would you say?

[Naveen]

I would have been like, oh, do you, do you smell that?

[David Dobrik]

Dude, you're a fucking asshole.

[Naveen]

I'm just kidding.

[Jason Nash]

Was there a moment where it was like, you can smell something and then she puts the window down?

[Naveen]

She didn't have the window down when we first started, but she was like, Looking at me in the rear view. And then by the time we got to the end of my street, she had rolled her window down.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, you got any good comebacks?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, I mean, Hemi was in there.

[Jason Nash]

I looked up comebacks. I think comebacks are so funny. Like, this morning, Naveen came down. Naveen, like, roasted me yesterday. I went to the skin cancer doctor. I'm no skin cancer. And. And. Which is great. And she roasted me at the office. But then I got her back this morning. She said. She goes. She goes. She goes, I'm coming down there. I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. And I said, can you spare it?

[David Dobrik]

That's pretty good.

[Naveen]

Can you spear it?

[David Dobrik]

Spare it, dude. You dumbass.

[Naveen]

Can you spare my mind?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, spare a piece. Like, don't.

[Jason Nash]

I love dumb comebacks.

[David Dobrik]

My favorite is when someone's singing a song.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then you go, wait, who sings that? And then.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And they go, kelly Clarkson.

[Naveen]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Let's keep it that way.

[Naveen]

This is the vine we made back in high school.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no way.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's so good.

[Naveen]

I remember, like, driving through. It was, like, the end of the school day. And you were like, get in the car. And you didn't, like, tell me what we were doing. And you were, like, taking a lap around the high school parking lot. And he was playing One Direction.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

And he was like, who sings this song? And I don't know if I said Harry Styles or One Direction or whatever.

[David Dobrik]

He definitely said One Direction. There's no way you were like Harry Styles at the time.

[Naveen]

I don't know. And then he was like, yeah, let's keep it that way. And then I was just, like. Just jaw dropped. So rude.

[Jason Nash]

Here. If someone calls you fat, you can say, that's because every time I fuck your mom, she makes me a sandwich.

[Naveen]

I'm gonna start saying that to you every time you tell me something stupid.

[Jason Nash]

I thought these would be a bigger hit.

[David Dobrik]

That one's pretty good. Well, my favorites. Like. Like. Okay, here, Respond to me just really quickly.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

You're fat. Jason.

[Jason Nash]

No. You're fat.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. If I wanted my own comeback, I would have wiped it off your mom's chest.

[Jason Nash]

That's good. Oh, that's really good.

[Naveen]

Really good one.

[Jason Nash]

Damn.

[David Dobrik]

It's my favorite one.

[Jason Nash]

My dad used to do this one. You'd say if someone goes. I'm thinking. And my dad would go, oh, I thought I smelled wood burning.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I love that one. I love that one. Or Even just like, once when someone's just like, I had an idea. And then you just go, like. I don't know what you say, but you go, thank God. Or like, what do you say? Like, I didn't know you were capable of those. Or just something like that. I love that.

[Jason Nash]

That's funny.

[David Dobrik]

I love little ones like that. All right, now let's play a game. Who do you think the hottest woman on earth is today? I battle with this a lot. I think about it all the time. I'm always putting people in. Like, I say, a lot of people are in the top five of all time.

[Naveen]

Hottest woman today.

[David Dobrik]

So I'm talking about someone who is currently in their prime. Just throw out some names just so we could start.

[Naveen]

Okay. Madison Beer is definitely up there.

[David Dobrik]

Easy.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

This answer is so easy.

[David Dobrik]

Who is it?

[Jason Nash]

It's so easy.

[David Dobrik]

Who is it?

[Jason Nash]

Naveen Nash.

[David Dobrik]

Why did I think you were actually gonna be, like, Wolfie Cindy?

[Jason Nash]

She has somebody, but I'm not gonna say in case she listens to this.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, there is an answer for, like, in terms of, like, hotness and, like, zeitgeist.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Who?

[Jason Nash]

Tatiana Taylor.

[Naveen]

Oh, Teyana Taylor.

[Jason Nash]

Tiana Taylor.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Wait, what?

[Jason Nash]

That woman is, like, on fire. She's, like, all across from every.

[David Dobrik]

From one battle after another battle after another.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, interesting.

[Jason Nash]

I would say she's Guy has everyone's eyes right now.

[Naveen]

And her.

[Jason Nash]

She's going to win. She's going to win the Oscar.

[David Dobrik]

Tiana Taylor.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry. Yeah, Tiana Taylor.

[David Dobrik]

Tiana Taylor. Dude, this guy loves his wife so much, he made up a name.

[Jason Nash]

Taylor.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Yeah, she's definitely up there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm going to go with. I don't actually have much time.

[Naveen]

I mean, like, Kylie Jenner, obviously, the icon of all icons.

[David Dobrik]

Kylie Jenner. Yeah.

[Naveen]

But she's just, like, she's never going to leave there, so it's, like, not even fair.

[David Dobrik]

I think it's like. But I'm also saying, like, who are. Who are you? Yeah, who are you? Just, like, Kylie Jenner is, like, a whole vibe, like, everything. She's like, a curator of, like, whatever she does.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

She's, like, the best of influencing of. Of all.

[Jason Nash]

Sure. You're talking about pure hotness.

[David Dobrik]

I'm talking about. I'm talking about, like, you're, like. You're, like, sitting in, like, a coffee shop and you're face to face with this human being.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I think it genuinely is Madison Beer. I think it's very. I just think, like, Madison Beer in person is just as gorgeous as she is.

[Jason Nash]

Put it in chatgpt. See what they say.

[Naveen]

Sure, but so is Kylie.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying, like, I'm just. I'm separating those two. I think it's.

[Jason Nash]

Are you trying to. You trying to get a date here, Dave?

[David Dobrik]

I think if Madison's listening to this right now.

[Naveen]

It'S happily taken.

[David Dobrik]

I just always thought about it because, like. Because. Because when I was growing up, it was like Megan Fox, right? Like that. It wasn't even a question. I don't think at that time, right? Megan Fox. Like, full blown, full stop.

[Naveen]

I'm trying to think of who else, because these feel like, really shit.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, you guys are better with the younger people. Like, I don't know the younger people. I kind of. I mean, I would say Margot Robbie.

[David Dobrik]

Margot Robbie is a good one. Anna de Armas is a good one. Like, a new Armas is like, I think my. My new age celebrity crush.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You like her?

[David Dobrik]

I love her. You know, I had David Blaine DM her for me once.

[Jason Nash]

You what? You had David Blaine DM her for you once?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What did you have him say?

[David Dobrik]

I was just like, please, can you DM Ana de Armas for me? Cause like, they followed each other. So I was like, please, dude, just do me a favor. And he goes, okay, fine. And he DMed her.

[Naveen]

He goes, like reluctantly. He was just.

[David Dobrik]

No, he was like, laughing about it. It was very easy. He was like, I have a friend that's interested in you.

[Naveen]

Did she ever reply? Did he tell you or.

[David Dobrik]

No, I think she responded, but it wasn't about that.

[Naveen]

She just ignored it.

[David Dobrik]

I don't even think he got to the point. I don't even think. I think he, like, sexes. Hi, how have you been? And then blah, blah, blah. Yeah, so. Yeah, so I missed that.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

One day, whatever, Hannah Diamonds and I will be strolling into the sunset.

[Jason Nash]

Doesn't she date Tom Cruise?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yes. Yes, she does. Oh, I can't fucking go after one of my best friends.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Tom Leroy, how can you do that? Oh, I would never do that. Oh, fuck. My bad.

[Jason Nash]

David. I can't believe you we're doing like that.

[David Dobrik]

Does that day on the set of Mission Impossible not mean anything to you? You're DMing Anna behind my back.

[Jason Nash]

Imagine she leaves Tom Cruise for David.

[David Dobrik]

Crazier things have happened.

[Jason Nash]

He'd be baffled.

[Naveen]

I would be like, girl, there's something wrong with you.

[David Dobrik]

Tom would smile.

[Naveen]

Someone's wrong.

[David Dobrik]

Tom would quit filmmaking. Tom would be. Cause it's not enough. Okay. Yeah. So I guess it's kind of up in the air or whatever it is. I also. Have you guys seen this TikTok? This kid? This guy? Not this kid, but this guy was saying he's like, he has 200,000 followers on TikTok, and he's like, I need one of you, One of you, one of the 200,000 of you to tell me, where is there a new graveyard? I thought it was a really good.

[Naveen]

Like, we're just using the same graveyard.

[David Dobrik]

Where the fuck. Why aren't we. Why isn't it, like. Why aren't we popping up new graveyards? Like, up. They're building a new one here.

[Jason Nash]

That is an interesting.

[David Dobrik]

Like, where the fuck are we putting.

[Jason Nash]

These bodies in cemeteries that already exist?

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean? Like, on top of each other?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No, I mean, like, you know, this.

[David Dobrik]

That already exists. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You go to Forest Lawn. Like, I was at a funeral at Forest Lawn, and they pop them in.

[David Dobrik]

They just.

[Jason Nash]

We went out there with my mom.

[David Dobrik]

Like, you think. Like, I think it. Maybe the easy answer is they're just cremating so many people that, like, everyone's bodies are kind of just at people's houses.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, just sitting over mat. Like, you want to be cremated, right, Jay?

[Jason Nash]

I do, but most people don't.

[David Dobrik]

And your mom wants to be cremated.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. And that's. That's in case you wake up in the middle of the.

[Jason Nash]

Very good.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Which is actually, like, such a valid point. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Happened.

[David Dobrik]

It's. What do you mean? It's happened? Oh, it's happened to people.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's rare, but it has happened.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's like, a fair point.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, what do you think? I. Let's play a game. What do you think? Why? It's college cost per year. Oh, yeah.

[Naveen]

60,000. 60.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

I think 85.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, go.

[Jason Nash]

Who was closer?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

David wins.

[David Dobrik]

What? I guess really high. How much was it?

[Jason Nash]

90.

[Naveen]

Oh, I know Jason.

[David Dobrik]

90,000. It's, like, firm to what, to play the drums? What does he do?

[Jason Nash]

No, he's just learning. He's not even taking, like, a music major. He's just learning. He's just going to a really good school.

[David Dobrik]

He's learning.

[Jason Nash]

Isn't that crazy?

[Naveen]

Wait, what's his major?

[David Dobrik]

Studying. What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

He hasn't declared a major? I think he'd be English major.

[David Dobrik]

He's declared a major and he's going in and spending 90 grand.

[Jason Nash]

I think you have till end of, like, sophomore Year to declare.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but shouldn't he just, like, know from, like, you have to.

[Naveen]

Like, take courses towards that major? Is he going to.

[Jason Nash]

And he will. Yeah. And he has been.

[David Dobrik]

But don't you take like your. You have to get gen ads out of the way? Is that a word? Did I just make that up? Gen ads, that's.

[Jason Nash]

That's a word.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I pulled that out of fucking nowhere. You know, I said wherewithal the other day. Did I use that on the pod?

[Naveen]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Werewolf's a nice one.

[Naveen]

No, Wasn't it in David's.

[David Dobrik]

I think I used it here. I'm David, by the way. Now.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry, Nat. Are you getting quieter?

[Naveen]

Am I.

[Jason Nash]

Or am I losing my hearing completely?

[David Dobrik]

She does this when you first meet her for the day. Yeah. This is what she does. It's so fucking annoying.

[Naveen]

Do it, do it, do it. My voice isn't broken in yet?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. It's like this whole thing. Am I whispering everything about her?

[Jason Nash]

She's like a cat.

[David Dobrik]

Everything about her is different. When she first comes in the morning.

[Naveen]

Is that what it is, David?

[David Dobrik]

That's exactly what it is. I mean, it's like she comes from her house and she's like, okay, let's do this today. And then I'm like, natalie, just fucking. Don't. Don't forget where you came from last night. Last night you were shouting from the rooftops. Right, okay, so, yeah, you have to break Natalie in. Like when she comes in every day, she comes in, it's like 50 first dates.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like Drew Barrymore. She forgets. Yeah. Like, who she is. She really is. Because she goes to the Zen place at her house. She gets fucking high. She takes a gummy.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

And she goes to bed, like, really quietly. It's just her. She has a candles lit and shit.

[Jason Nash]

Wouldn't you love to just be like, in the room, but, like, she doesn't know you're there and you're just watching.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

What she's doing. Oh, no. I'd love to see her get.

[David Dobrik]

It would have pissed me off. I just be. I just know I'd be bored.

[Jason Nash]

Really.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I think she, like, does, like. I think she, like, folds shit. Yeah, she folds shit. Like, I think she's like, I haven't.

[Naveen]

Folded something in a very long time.

[David Dobrik]

I think she's, like, standing over the sink and, like, making sure, like, things are pointing the right direction. Oh, it's like that. Yeah. She gets, like, excited about being home. Like, I'm home. And then she like organizes things by her. Her eye mask is like not touching her like water bottle. Like weird like that. So I don't think I'd be like excited by it. But like.

[Naveen]

Oh my gosh. Wait, I, I posted. So I did. There's like this trend. It's on like the girl side of tick tock. But to do like red. I don't know if you've seen but like red light therapy and like vibration plates. Have you seen this? So like in the morning there's like the health and wellness women that have a vibration plate that just like you stand on it and it shakes you.

[David Dobrik]

It's a scale but it vibrates you.

[Naveen]

Yeah, bigger. Bigger than a scale. But like. Yeah, but it, it vibrates you. It gets everything flowing, the blood moving or whatever.

[David Dobrik]

To get you to orgasm, like in the morning?

[Naveen]

Yes. To make sure that you orgasm. No, just to get the blood flowing. And it's supposed to be really good for you. And then you also have like a red light.

[Jason Nash]

Why did I come over here?

[David Dobrik]

I'm still watching through the window. I just wanted to see the morning routine. Now she's Jason standing up.

[Naveen]

Why is she filming this?

[Jason Nash]

She have a ring light out?

[Naveen]

Anyways, so I just got my vibration plate. I've had my red light for a while. So I've been doing this.

[David Dobrik]

That's why you're so quiet.

[Naveen]

I've been doing this combo whenever and I posted it on my Snapchat and I didn't, I don't, I don't realize like what friends of ours like actually watch my Snapchat because it's very much like for the people that follow me, not for our friends.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Naveen]

And yeah, I don't watch it for sure. Yeah, you would never. But Zayn watched it yesterday and this is my first time posting my. Like I put goggles on the red light and the vibration play. It's like a 10 second clip or whatever. Zane sends me a screenshot. He's like, what the are you doing over there?

[Jason Nash]

That's the worst. When you get a text from Zane. Like I once reposted something on Instagram by accident and he's like, ha ha.

[David Dobrik]

Ha, you fucking idiot. That's funny. Especially because it's like it feels like your private life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So it does feel like when, like, especially like someone as like funny judgy as Zane would be.

[Naveen]

Yeah, it was so funny.

[David Dobrik]

Funny for him to catch that. That's really funny.

[Naveen]

I was like, get the fuck out of there. You're not supposed to be Watching that.

[David Dobrik]

Last night we went to. We went to the Reserve. So our buddy Jack from Jack's dining room has this. I don't know, I don't even know what to call it. He just does these like. Like these exclusive food drops.

[Naveen]

No, that's a terrible way to explain it. It's like.

[David Dobrik]

I was just trying to say something.

[Jason Nash]

This is the guy you have a crush on?

[Naveen]

Excuse you don't say that out loud. I'm just kidding. No, it's not him.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think so, but close.

[Naveen]

But I do love Jack. But no, he curates these elite, exclusive dining experiences.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I've seen his stuff. Yeah, of course.

[David Dobrik]

I walked away yesterday with a gift package from this event of this ice cream. What is it called? Shoku ice cream. Shoku? Yeah, Shoku. Vanilla ice cream collab with Lucky Charms. It was vanilla ice cream with the marshmallows from Lucky Charms in it. And it was all brand official. Like you had the logo on there and everything. It was fucking crazy. Yes, okay, sorry, continue.

[Naveen]

No, I mean, yeah, that Shoku la like does. They had. It was like an eight course meal. It started with like omakase from these, like, I don't even know where they're from. Whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Sushi.

[Naveen]

Sushi? Yeah, little sushi bar. And they like, they hand feed, they with their hands, they're making this little piece of sushi and they're hand feeding it to you and you have to eat it with one bite in a specific way that the chef recommends. And then we go into like. Then they open the place up for the dining experience, which is.

[David Dobrik]

It's like a really beautiful place. It's like a 70. I don't know, I think $70 million house or something. Insane.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The guy like the Oakley Mansion, I think he started.

[Jason Nash]

Oakley. How many people were there?

[Naveen]

35.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, 20 to 30.

[Jason Nash]

Gosh.

[David Dobrik]

And it's like. Really? Yeah, like, you know, like, it's. It's very, very nice. And the menu is very curated. And like, this was a big deal for Natalie. Like, Natalie's business. Like, Natalie's been fucking dying to go to this thing. We met the chefs actually two weeks before and like we met them at a party and they're like, you're coming to this thing? And then we. I wasn't familiar with their game, but we got in the car and Natalie was like, do you have any fucking idea who we just met? The horniest I've ever seen her in the car. And I was like, dude, fucking take it easy. She's like, Those guys are about to change my life in two weeks.

[Naveen]

Oh. They were like talking to me about the menu. I just like felt so.

[David Dobrik]

Loves fucking food.

[Naveen]

Love food, right?

[Jason Nash]

That's the way I could see you marrying a chef.

[Naveen]

Oh my God, I would die.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Wait, I don't, I don't even know why I never thought of that. That's like perfect.

[Naveen]

Yeah, it's like my dream.

[David Dobrik]

But okay, so.

[Naveen]

Yeah, so, but like, just for like a little background on these guys, like the shoku in order, first of all, you have to know, like, they have to be. You have to know someone to have this experience. And if you want to have the shoku experience, it's fifteen hundred dollars a person, okay. And they'll come to you, they'll set it up or whatever. Like Lebron James will do this and like, It'll be like three grand a person and he'll set up a 10 person dinner at his house or whatever with them. And they only do it like it's very.

[David Dobrik]

Like they only get the $30,000 experience.

[Naveen]

Yes. It's insane. But that's because of what, like the king crab that they got for last night's meal.

[Jason Nash]

She's cooking. This is the passion in her voice.

[Naveen]

I mean, not that it really makes that big of a difference.

[David Dobrik]

Crab. What was it?

[Naveen]

Okay, the king crab that they got for last night's meal comes from the one like guy that catches the best, the best king crabs for all the restaurants around the world. But this was the biggest king crab that he's caught all season long.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Naveen]

And that's what they like serve to us. Like the biggest and best one.

[David Dobrik]

And like all the cows that they pull from for the Wagyu, there's like, they're like a dynasty. So like these cows are like royalty, basically. I mean, I'm explaining, I'm not kidding. No, I'm explaining it in David Terror's village. I mean, these cows, whatever cow land they're from, like they rule shit there. Like we're eating the prince and princes of cows. And like, like Jack was explained to me, but just for a second because he's very busy, but he was, he was saying like, basically these cows that like each, each piece of meat comes with like a, like a piece of paper that says what the cows have been through. They print, they print the nose treated. These cows have been right. Like you're, you're tasting the most stress free cow ever.

[Jason Nash]

Could you tell the difference in the bite?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like you could tell this cow lived to like its full Age and was. And, you know, died a happy death with his family. With his cow family, holding his hand right at the hospital, being like, see you later, cow dad or cow king. Like, these cows, like, genuinely lived a healthy, full life. And that's what you're eating. So it's like a really big.

[Jason Nash]

You're die honorably in David's belly.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It's like a really big deal. So. Yeah, we had the dinner. Really incredible. Hell, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Did you get drunk?

[David Dobrik]

I was jerky a little bit. The best part about it is, you know me, I don't like fish.

[Jason Nash]

I was gonna say, there's no way you ate the crab.

[David Dobrik]

So this was the best part. Across from me that was sitting was Adam W. Yeah. Who doesn't eat pork but loves fish. So we traded. I gave him all my fish meals, and then he gave me all of the beef and pork. It was incredible. So it was like the best of both worlds because, you know, they don't serve that much food because it's, you know, it's like a very fancy place.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But I had double of everything.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, great.

[David Dobrik]

And there was one time, because I'm a fast eater, that I ate Adam's. I ate my burger so quickly and Adam's burger so quickly that they were still passing out the burgers. And they came out. They're like, oh, my God. Adam never got a burger, so they gave us a third.

[Jason Nash]

So you didn't eat it?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, of course.

[Jason Nash]

You had three burgers.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So I got nothing.

[Jason Nash]

Like three little burgers.

[Naveen]

Little burgers.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, little burgers. But I ate them so quickly that they thought that.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

That. That they had to deliver more to him.

[Jason Nash]

Little trick.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. No, it was very.

[Jason Nash]

Can't believe Anna De Armas didn't fucking DM me back.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

I can't believe her.

[David Dobrik]

If she saw me, though, she would have loved it. But. Yeah. So it was a really great time. Shout out to the reserve and Jack's dining room. It was an incredible experience.

[Naveen]

Please have us back.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You made Natalie's.

[Jason Nash]

We made a Hello. Fresh meal last night.

[Naveen]

Oh, yeah. That's wonderful.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, that's good, too. And I'm also, like, not, you know, like, Natalie's very fine dining. I. I was telling. I want to put something together like that, but for my favorite fast foods, because I feel like I have the same.

[Jason Nash]

BJ does that.

[Naveen]

Yeah, the chain Novak does that.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, he does. For the chain.

[Naveen]

That'd be a fun thing to do here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Like a chain.

[Jason Nash]

That would be great. What would you do, though. Like, would you Taco Bell?

[David Dobrik]

I'd start with Taco Bell and probably wrap it up with Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I mean. I mean, like, the case they now this volcano Quesarito that I absolutely love.

[Naveen]

What? Volcano Quesarito?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, they got rid of the Quesarito and they went volcano. I don't know what their problem is with the quesarito, but they can't keep that thing on the menu for more than fucking three weeks. They keep, like, putting it on and off. It's fucking pissing me off. Anyway, yeah, I do a Baja Blast. I do the, like, the little Cinnabon Munchkin Balls. And then, of course, I think the best fast food burger in all of America. This is going to be five guys, kind of controversial. And I'm talking what it means to be American. Like, when my. When my cousin came from Slovakia, I took him to one place. Granted, I didn't know five guys at the time. I didn't know In n out at the time.

[Naveen]

Wait, what year was this?

[David Dobrik]

This was like 2010. Okay. Okay. But I still kind of stand by, like, what tastes the most American when you have a burger.

[Naveen]

Yes. We're on the edge of our seats.

[David Dobrik]

I know. Just get ready. It's a Whopper.

[Naveen]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, It's a Whopper is. I think. And I'm not saying it's like the. The greatest, but I think what tastes like. Oh, this is what a burger. Like, if I've never had a burger and I'm an alien, you give them a Whopper. Start here. This is the. This is a burger. And then you. And then you, you know, you go, here's In n Out. This is really good burger. But I just think, like, what the Whopper is the equivalent to the Krabby Patty in SpongeBob. Like, it's just, like. It's just, like, classic. And that's what makes it so special. That's all the time we have for today's podcast, guys. It's a good place to end. Go and have a Whopper. Thank you for everybody listening. Jason.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You want people to donate to your GoFundMe for your son's school?

[Naveen]

Yeah, please.

[Jason Nash]

And then comment on the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Go watch Staley vlogs, Go check out Natalie's managing, and we'll see you guys for next week's episode. Bye. Monster Energy. Everybody knows White Monster Zero Ultra. That's the OG it kicked off this whole zero sugar energy drink thing. But Ultra is a whole lineup now. You've got Strawberry Dreams, Blue Hawaiian Sunrise and Vice Guava. And they all bring the monster energy punch. So if you've been living in the white can branch out. Ultra's got a flavor for every vibe, and every single one is zero sugar. Tap the banner to learn more.