David Catches World Cup Fever

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: David Catches World Cup Fever
Date: July 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, David, Jason, and Natalie share their chaotic and humorous post–Fourth of July experiences, from fireworks in Pacoima to catching the World Cup fever with locals. They discuss community celebrations, passionate fan culture, excessive drinking mishaps, and reflect on their evolving social circles and personal routines. The episode is peppered with typical unfiltered banter, including spontaneous TV show pitches and candid conversations about periods, adulthood, and the realities of communal living.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. 250th Anniversary of the United States

• [01:09] David points out the US turning 250 years old, sparking a short conversation about how "recent" that is in a historical sense.
  • Notable Quote:
    David: "250 fucking years. Let's go, baby." [01:09]
  • Natalie expresses surprise at how young the country feels given its huge, complex history.

2. Jumping Between Topics & Self-awareness of Podcast Style

• [02:13] The crew jokes about a listener complaint that they "jump around too much" and don't stick to stories.
  • Notable Quotes:
    Jason: "We got one comment said that we jump around too much and that the stories aren't long enough." [02:19]
  • Leads to a mock attempt to stick to a single topic—with inevitable derailment.

3. Fourth of July in Pacoima: Fireworks and Community Vibes

• [04:16] David paints a vivid picture of the Pacoima Fourth of July:
  • Celebratory chaos on the streets, “artillery shells going off,” kids lighting fireworks.
  • The openness and energy is contrasted with his own suburban childhood.
  • The group attends a local World Cup party the following day, invited by a 13-year-old.
  • Notable Quote:
    David: "Every street you turn down, it feels like war. Like artillery shells are going off. It is fucking incredible." [04:32]
• [05:33] David hesitates to don a Mexico jersey, worried about being seen as a bandwagon fan.
  • Natalie is dismissive of the rules: "No rules, bro. You can just support and do whatever the fuck you want to do." [05:40]

4. World Cup Viewing Party and The Emotional Bandwagon

• [06:37] The messy logistics of watching the Mexico World Cup game in an alley, with extension cords, lawn chairs, and Pacificos.
• [07:00] Mexico loses—a close and dramatic match with penalty kicks—leaving David emotionally shattered.
  • Notable Quotes:
    David: “I thought everyone was going to be in such a bad mood ... I was more sad than anybody there.” [07:50]
    Natalie: “You're an interesting bandwagoner because you bandwagon physically and emotionally. ... But then emotionally you're like, distraught.” [08:06]
• [09:27] David's intense party experience—multiple beers, fruity shots, guzzling a BuzzBall, chugging vodka at the encouragement of Mexican uncles—escalates into legendary overdrinking.
  • Notable Quotes:
    Natalie: “He wouldn’t come. He didn’t want to leave. ... please, dear God, I hope he doesn't finish this thing.” [12:17]
  • Post-party: projectile vomiting, sleeping on the bathroom floor, epic hangover.
  • [13:06] David is surprised by the video evidence the next day: "I didn't know I was that drunk till this morning ..." [12:58]
  • [14:01] Recovery at 3am, reflecting: "It was kind of a vibe. I really, really, really loved it." [14:02]

5. Social Media & Embarrassing Videos

• [14:29] A video of David walking oddly goes viral on TikTok, sparking embarrassment.
  • Notable Quote:
    David: "Everyone's like, I know that walk. He's crowning. He's got a poop." [14:46]
• [15:10] Jason complains about being secretly filmed at a yogurt shop; the group debates public vs. private boundaries in the digital age.
  • Nuanced difference between positive or neutral filming versus malicious intent.
  • Notable Quote:
    Jason: "I just don't think it's healthy in any way." [17:28]

6. Natalie on Periods: Breaking Down Female Routine

• [19:00] Natalie candidly describes her period experience:
  • Crashes emotionally and physically once a month, intense pain and mood swings.
  • David is amazed by the process, from cycle-tracking to the amount of blood shed.
  • Notable Quotes:
    David: "It's kind of crazy that that, like, happens to you." [18:59] Natalie: "It just feels like you're being stabbed, and then it's kind of twisting..." [22:25]
  • Misconceptions about the menstrual cycle, leading to one of the few informative sections of the pod.
  • Explains the difference in anatomy and dispels some myths.

7. Life at David's House: The Open-Door Chaos

• [26:37] The hosts reflect on their home’s community-centric but increasingly out-of-control atmosphere.
  • Jason expresses feeling like a guest in David's house due to unfamiliar faces and less filming.
  • Notable Quotes:
    David: "It's an uncommon amount of people that come into the house. It's 80 people a day right now." [29:44] Jason: "I feel lost coming over here lately." [25:42]
  • Discussions about house etiquette, saying hello, who is responsible for random guests, and the challenges of working from home amid chaos.
  • Natalie and David both suggest it’s time to set boundaries or get a bigger space befitting their lifestyle.

8. The Shift in Content Creation: From Skits to Authenticity

• [35:02] Jason says David's new "hands-off" filming style (with a cameraman) makes it harder to be funny in the old way.
  • Jason: "It's just not conducive to like being funny... It's just the abyss." [35:02]
  • David admits he prefers the new style, finding the old camera-holding approach cringe.
  • David: "I just fucking. I hate holding a camera. ... I'm so self conscious of looking like a little fucking loser with a camera in my hand." [37:11]
  • Reflection on why seeing multiple cameras “breaks the magic” of the moment.

9. Pitching “Chub or Dub”: The Absurd Dating Show

• [43:07] Spontaneous comedic pitch for a reality show where men must avoid getting an erection to win money, riffing off “Dating Naked” and “Too Hot to Handle.”
  • Notable Quotes:
    David: "You interview the horniest guys…last person to get a boner wins $100,000." [42:13]
    Natalie: "No woman wants to, like, see a random dude's boner, you know?" [45:14]
  • Debate about the appeal of such a show for men vs. women.
  • Joke names: “Chub or Dub," "Boner Alert," “Last to Mast.”

10. Identity, Recognition, and Family Ties

• [46:57] Natalie reveals her dad is "White Randy Moss," an NFL Network reporter, and discusses growing up with a semi-famous parent and normalizing being recorded or recognized.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• David (on being a bandwagon fan):
  “What I do with what I did? I’m just like a big bandwagon. I love it. I like to be part of the fun.” [06:11]

• Jason (on being filmed at Go Greek):
  “I just think that’s just so weird, just, like, videos of people. … We just didn’t do that back in our day.” [16:27]

• Natalie (on period pain):
  “It just feels like you're being stabbed and then it's kind of twisting…” [22:25]

• David (on adult boners):
  “If you’re a younger kid listening… it’s gonna be OK… the boners aren’t gonna get in your way…” [39:48]

• Jason (about David’s house parties):
  “I always think that about you. … At some point you must be like, hey, everybody get the fuck out.” [27:16]

• David (on vlogging style):
  “I hate the editing, but it's just so fun to be able to just sit and not hold it… I hate holding a camera.” [37:11]

• David (on “Chub or Dub”):
  “Last person to get a boner wins $100,000. Winner gets kicked off the island if you pop a boner.” [42:13]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:09] – 250th US Anniversary, existential thoughts on history
• [04:16] – Pacoima Fourth of July: Fireworks and community
• [05:33] – World Cup party invite, fitting in with Mexico fans
• [06:37] – Alleyway soccer viewing, authentic local excitement
• [07:00] – Mexico loses, David’s deep sports feelings
• [09:27] – Epic drinking story, BuzzBall waterfall, hangover aftermath
• [14:29] – Embarrassing TikTok video: “Crowning walk” viral moment
• [15:10] – Debating intent: Secretly filming people for social media
• [19:00] – Women’s health talk: Periods, mood swings, misconceptions
• [26:37] – David’s house chaos: Social circle, etiquette, outgrowing the space
• [35:02] – Changing content style, old vs. new vlogging methods
• [43:07] – "Chub or Dub": Show pitch and comedic brainstorming
• [46:57] – Natalie’s family reveal: her dad is “White Randy Moss”

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Overall Tone and Takeaways

The episode is fast-paced, self-aware, and characteristically chaotic, blending behind-the-scenes influencer drama with relatable adult struggles. The trio’s interplay mixes vulnerability, nostalgia, and raunchy humor. Discussions flow from real emotional connection (David’s longing for community, Jason’s sense of displacement, and Natalie’s candid take on periods) to outlandish comedic pitches, keeping listeners both entertained and oddly informed.

For fans:
Expect more unfiltered, funny, sometimes gross, and always honest stories—“VIEWS” at its most genuine and off-the-cuff.

Transcript

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[Jason]

What's up, guys?

[David]

Welcome back to Views. We are back with another episode. Today we have. It's a very special day. It's. It's after the anniversary of the United states.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

250 fucking years. Let's go, baby.

[Jason]

Let's go.

[David]

How good does that feel, Jay, as a. And you've been there for half of it.

[Jason]

I have. I Hope it'd be 127 next May.

[Natalie]

Isn't it just strange, though, that it's only 250 years old? Does that make sense to anybody? Because I couldn't really. I couldn't wrap my head around that.

[David]

I mean, the whole thing's confusing. That Jesus was born 2,000 years ago, but doesn't sound like a lot, right?

[Jason]

Well, wait, to answer Natalie's question, 1776 is when we had our Declaration of independence.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So 200 years would be 1976.

[Natalie]

Well, I know they're telling the truth.

[David]

What do you jump.

[Jason]

What is she asking?

[Natalie]

Sorry, I'm just saying.

[Jason]

Why are you jumping down my throat? She asked the question and I'm answering

[David]

it because that's not what she's saying. She's not saying, like, is it factual?

[Natalie]

Yeah, I know that. I know that's actually correct. I'm just saying, isn't it crazy to think that it's only 250 years old? Like, it just feels like there's so much history that's.

[David]

Oh, Jason doesn't think like that now. Jason doesn't have the ability to.

[Natalie]

To what?

[David]

I guess it's tough for a sticky creed. I guess I'm an idiot, too.

[Jason]

Two idiots. We got a lot of nasty comments on the comment. Not a lot of nasty comments, but

[David]

what do we say?

[Jason]

We got one comment said that we jump around too much and that the stories aren't long enough.

[David]

What does that even mean?

[Jason]

I Don't know. And it was 10 likes on it.

[David]

Who is this fuck? This guy. Who is this person?

[Jason]

I don't know. Some guy. So then I really thought about it because I always want to be better, you know?

[David]

Ice hockey may actually be the most popular sport in Finland.

[Natalie]

Really?

[David]

Yeah. Isn't that interesting? Tayson looked at me also.

[Jason]

Have you tried Fanta? Have you tried Fanta? Sugar free orange? Yeah.

[David]

Yeah, it's so good. I'm a. I'm a fan of it. Oh, fuck the bet. My back pain is back.

[Jason]

Oh, my God. Tell me about it. Charlie came to me last yesterday.

[David]

What'd she say?

[Jason]

She said she wants a car.

[David]

Well, listen. The rise of the Sun. Have you heard that song?

[Natalie]

You guys, I want a boyfriend.

[Jason]

That's not part of the joke.

[David]

This person.

[Jason]

That's real.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

This person doesn't find it funny at all. They just turn the pot off.

[Jason]

I'm sure they didn't find it funny, but anyways.

[David]

Yeah, Okay. I guess we could stick with.

[Jason]

I want to stick on one topic today. Like Nat Habin wanting a boyfriend. That's perfect.

[Natalie]

Let's.

[David]

No, no, new one. I got one. This is more recent. We always talk about. Yeah, let's talk about the city of Pacoima.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Because we've been doing that. We did that a lot. We did that.

[Natalie]

We've been doing Pacoima a lot of times.

[David]

We've been doing Pacoima. Pacoima is a town. It's in the Valley, right? Yes, I guess that's.

[Jason]

Yeah, obviously what happened last night.

[David]

We have to backtrack.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Jesus. Here you are already trying to skip halfway through the story.

[Jason]

I am so glad we don't have a video pod because you could see this guy. This guy's got glassy eyes.

[David]

Yeah, I look pretty rough. Well, every July 4th, I go to Pacoima to celebrate. Pacoima is a town that feels like. On the 4th, it feels like it's majority Mexicans, right?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And on. On the 4th, it feels like exactly what I wanted my hometown to feel like as a kid. Like, it's what. It's what John, Alex and I would do. Every fourth, we. We'd get a hundred dollars worth of fireworks.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And we just go light them off in the streets. But no one in Vernon Hills was doing that because you do it there. The cops come in a second. Pacoima, everyone is doing it. Like every street you turn down, it feels like war. Like artillery shells are going off. It is fucking incredible. And people are coming out of the house. No one's complaining, no one's bitching. Everyone's having the best time.

[Jason]

Oh, I'd be bitching if I lived there.

[David]

Yeah, but you move there knowing what you're getting yourself into. It's incredible.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

So every fourth or fifth we go down there, we do the fireworks. This time we brought our own. I will say, the last couple years, we just go down and it feels kind up because we don't bring our own fireworks. Because every year we're, like, too late to it. This year we actually brought our own. But every time we go, there's someone that has even bigger fireworks. And I feel even. I'm like, fuck, we gotta, like, step it up. We gotta bring the big boys here. So next year, I'm bringing even bigger ones. But there was this kid that invited us to watch the Mexico game the next day at his house, the World cup game. And we vlogged it. So this will be in the vlog whenever the next vlog comes out. But it was amazing. He was like, he's 13 years old. And it was on the same block where we were doing the fireworks. He's like, come by tomorrow to watch the Mexico game. So we bought jerseys. I didn't want to put the jersey on right away.

[Natalie]

David had, like, such this, like, internal conflict.

[David]

I don't know what the fucking rules are with nations.

[Natalie]

No rules, bro. You can just support and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

[David]

Yeah. But, you know, you'll see, like, so sometimes a team will be doing good or some shit, and it'll be like a foreign country.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And people will be like, oh, you're supporting Spain now? But where were you when we were the underdogs?

[Jason]

Like, what you did with the Knicks.

[David]

Yeah, but I fucking. Come on. I bleed. I bleed blue and orange.

[Jason]

You are pretty New York.

[David]

I am so New York. Yeah. What I do with what I did? Well, I'm just like a big bandwagon. I love it.

[Jason]

Well, you like to be part of the fun.

[David]

Yeah, I like to be part of the fun.

[Jason]

Of course.

[Natalie]

It's great.

[David]

So I waited till they. Because the lady the night before was like, don't come without a jersey. And I was like, okay. Like, I got the jersey, but I still wanted to. I didn't know if she was drunk that night or anything. Her name was Janet. So I wanted to wait till Janet gave me the approval again. And then I got there, and she's like, where's your jersey? And I'm like, fuck. So I put it On. And then I felt. And then I felt pretty good about it. It was incredible. We watched. It's exactly what I imagined. We watched like.

[Natalie]

Yeah, we were like in the apartment complex. Like, they had an alley way and they just had a bunch of like fold out lawn chairs and stuff. They had the tv, the corridors running from inside the apartment to the outside out.

[David]

Kind of unplugged at one point during halftime. Which is really funny.

[Natalie]

So funny.

[David]

John went and got more chairs. We bought like eight more chairs.

[Natalie]

Yeah. And just pulled up with like a pack of Pacificos and.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Watched the game.

[David]

We ordered a lot more Pacificos. And then this is where the trouble came. The trouble was Mexico, unfortunately lost.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Were you there for it, Jay, or you had to leave at that point?

[Jason]

I left it. Halftime.

[David]

Okay, so. So it was a really tight game. It was really close. And it really looked like it could have gone Mexico's way easily.

[Jason]

Was it 2:2 at one point or was it 3:1 at one point?

[David]

3:1 at one point and 3:2. The penalty kicks really fucking fuck everything really. It really sucked. The game of soccer. Like, I hate when someone's awarded a penalty kick.

[Jason]

What happened? Did. Did England score on a penalty?

[David]

England got a penalty kick. Granted. Then Mexico got one too, so it was even. But like, I just don't believe in penalty kicks. Even though they're the most fun to watch. Just kind of sucks when. When the team gets one. It's awesome when your own team gets one.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

So I guess that balances it out. But. Yeah. Okay. So when they lost.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I thought everyone was going to be in such a bad mood. Were you confused? I was more sad than anybody there.

[Natalie]

I mean, I just think everyone was drunk at that point, so no one really gives a fuck.

[David]

But it's. But it's like I was for sure. This is gonna be a really.

[Natalie]

Well, you're an interesting bandwagoner because like, you band, you bandwagon, physically and emotionally. Physically, you're wearing the stuff, whatever. And you're like, I love the Knicks, I love Mexico, whatever. But then emotionally you're like, distraught. Like the way that he reacted when they lost the game. Nobody, everyone else was like, up dancing, drinking, he's sulking in the chair, like in the alone.

[David]

Well. Cause it was. Because I was. Well, yeah, but I was like, there. I was fucking. What do you mean? Like, everyone wanted it.

[Natalie]

I know, it's just really funny.

[Jason]

You wanted a better ending for the Vlog.

[David]

No, I don't think it actually matters for the Vlog.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Because no one's going to. No one cares about the score. Yeah, because everyone just had such a good time. It was, it could have been. Honestly, it's the same ending.

[Jason]

It was funny when you're in the

[David]

vlog, I'm just going to score, I'm going to show one goal, right. And then I'm going to go to the next part of like excitement.

[Jason]

It was funny when you're getting torn between two houses and then you go, you go, all right, are you guys beefing?

[Natalie]

Oh yeah.

[Jason]

You created some beef between the two houses. And then the 13 year old kid was like, no, no, we're really cool with them. Dave was like, okay, because we can't get these two houses together. And then you kept going, you kept saying, can we all be together? Can we all, can we all be together?

[David]

There are two houses. One was down the street and they had burgers. Yeah, yeah. But our house I think had a more interesting setup because the lighting was better. So that was like burgers or the lighting.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And. And our house was the original guy who invited us, Nathan. So.

[Jason]

Nathan.

[David]

Yeah, so we had to go there. But yeah. Anyway, they lost. Everyone was in such high spirits. But this is where I got fucked. So I, I got there, I had a beer, opened a beer, drank a beer, very easy. Then they offered me one of their shots that was like. I don't know what it was. It was like a red fruity shot, something. Yeah, yeah. Which I took, wasn't a big shot. And then I had like another beer and maybe like what, Five more beers at least. Yeah, I'm saying. Until I got to the next drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, five more drinks. And then I had.

[Jason]

Whoa.

[David]

They got like a buzz ball. Like one of those mega buzz ball.

[Jason]

What time is this head? Is this after the game?

[David]

This is damn near the end.

[Natalie]

Yeah, towards the end.

[David]

And how much did I drink of the buzzball?

[Natalie]

I mean, so much. You were like guzzling it.

[David]

I wanted to finish it.

[Natalie]

I could see that in your eyes. And I was just like, please, dear God, I hope he doesn't finish this thing. Like, I think you were underestimating how much was in there.

[David]

Yes, I was.

[Natalie]

Because you just kept your mouth. You were just like.

[David]

I opened my mouth and I just let it waterfall. And I just like did my guzzling thing.

[Natalie]

Like it was almost like he was chugging a beer. But it was a buzz ball, which is so.

[David]

Oh, I probably chugged if it was a beer. It was three fourths of a beer.

[Natalie]

I chugged at Least yeah.

[David]

Of buzzball.

[Natalie]

It was crazy. And it was never ending. And I was like, this is not gonna end well.

[David]

And then like, sour apple, buzz ball. Blue.

[Natalie]

Blue raspberry.

[David]

Blue raspberry. And then they had more beers, so I drank more beers. Nathan's dad just kept giving them to me.

[Natalie]

But no, wait. So he. The buzz ball comes, he guzzles the buzz ball. And then some other, like, uncle comes in with a handle of Tito's. And David's like, nah, nah, nah. And then. And the uncle's like, okay. Walks away. And you, like, tap him on the shoulder, you bring him back in and you take the handle of vodka and you start chugging it. I was like, oh, my God.

[Jason]

Chugging straight vodka? No way.

[Natalie]

Chugging, yes.

[Jason]

What kind of to you?

[Natalie]

I don't know.

[Jason]

The loss. Yeah. Feeling it.

[David]

That's my nation. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

[Natalie]

And like, I just.

[David]

And then I had a couple more beers as, like, kids were doing donuts in the streets with their mini bike.

[Natalie]

It was completely self induced. I was like, nobody's getting this fucked up, but David is.

[Jason]

So you had like 12 beers?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I had a lot again. I was pounding him down.

[Jason]

And what time did you get home?

[David]

And I had like, I don't know, 10 cigarettes. I mean, I was sitting there just stressed. I was like. But it was. That was the experience. That's what I wanted. Yeah, we got home really early.

[Natalie]

So weird.

[David]

Why? Why?

[Natalie]

Because you could just sit there, eat a taco, have a little beer and like, watch.

[David]

They brought Little Caesars. It was amazing.

[Jason]

Oh, you love Little Caes.

[David]

Wow, that was really cool.

[Natalie]

Full circle.

[David]

Yeah, I should have just kind of. Yeah, I should have just had a taco.

[Natalie]

Well, no, you were in it. You were dancing. You were salsa ing with all the ladies.

[David]

Yeah, no, it was definitely, like, a lot of fun. It was exactly what I wanted.

[Jason]

And then what'd you do? You just went home and crashed?

[David]

Well, okay. So then I got in the car and I was already. Natalie had, like, put me in the car.

[Natalie]

He wouldn't come. He didn't want to leave. And everybody was just like, you know, he could have been there all night.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And everyone was having a good time, but, like, everyone else in the car, like, we're all hungover from fourth of July. Like, I'm like, struggling all day. I had to get an iv. I was throwing up that day, you know, whatever. So I'm like, please, I need to get home. And he finally Gets in the car and then within like five minutes of us being in the car, we're like driving down the highway. He rolls the window down and he starts throwing up out the window.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And I said, excuse you, did you just throw up? And he was like, yeah, yeah. I just had to let a little, I had to let a little one go. I was like, what the fuck is going on?

[David]

And then I.

[Natalie]

Cause I didn't realize he was that drunk. And then I kind of started putting two and two together. I was like, oh, he did chug that buzz.

[David]

I didn't know I was that drunk till this morning. Cause I was like, oh, one of my, my beers must have been like poisoned or something. And then they were walking me through what I was drinking.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was like, oh my God, I totally remember chugging the vodka. But at that point I was just like, I. The vodka was fresh, it was a brand new bottle. So it excited me. I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna break the seal. I'm gonna see how deep I can go. So like I open it up and it just like reminded me of water and I couldn't, it didn't taste like vodka cuz I was hammered. So I just like let it go. And yeah. Then I got home and I was projectile vomiting all over my bathroom floor and I couldn't go to bed. Cause every time I would go to my bed it would get me dizzy and I would have to run back. So I just slept on my bathroom floor for like an hour. And I was puking. I was just up for three hours, just dizzy, throwing up. It was really, really bad.

[Natalie]

So bad.

[David]

It was really bad. And then I woke up at 3pm cause we got to bed early, right? We got home at like 10.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

I woke up at 3. I thought it was the morning. And then I did my actual nighttime routine. I showered, I brushed my teeth.

[Natalie]

3am you woke up?

[David]

3am Sorry, 3am and then I took my vitamin C, my tablets, everything like

[Natalie]

this will cure me.

[David]

And then, yeah, I went to bed and I woke up and now it's 2pm and now we're here doing the pod. It was kind of a vibe. I really, really, really loved it.

[Jason]

You done drinking?

[David]

I'm always done drinking. I'm never like, I'm never like itching for it. But what else? Oh, and then the day before when we were at Pacoima, someone took a video of me. It has like 330,000 likes now on TikTok and it's of me going to use a. Like, someone's bathroom. Have you seen this video?

[Jason]

No.

[David]

It's like, me going, it's like we pulled over to where the fireworks are. I'm like, do you guys have a bathroom? Because I needed a pee really bad, but everyone's, like, looking at how I'm walking, and I walk weird normally. I have, like, a little waddle, and I think those pants, like, really made me waddle. And everyone's like, I know. I know that walk. I know that walk. He's crowning. He's got a poop. All the comments. And I'm like, I literally do not have to shit. I mean, be so embarrassed.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.

[David]

It's really embarrassing. Walk. I look like an idiot.

[Natalie]

Also, like, he's in. He's in the street. The car is parked. He's in the middle of the street.

[David]

Yeah, the car's parked in the middle of the street. It literally looks like I.

[Natalie]

Like, it was an emergency diarrhea.

[David]

Yeah. Like, I pulled that car over, and I was just like, get me inside. Give me. Take me to your nearest bathroom.

[Jason]

Someone took a video of me at Go Greek the other night and sent it to Charlie. And I told Charlie, I only go to Go Greek once a month. But then I went back the second night.

[David]

Oh, that's funny.

[Jason]

And I fucking hate that. That's really just like, Charlie's dad, Like, why did, like, taking videos of people. It's so lame.

[David]

What? Why?

[Jason]

I don't like it.

[David]

What do you mean? Charlie's. Why. Why is that weird?

[Jason]

It's just weird.

[David]

If I saw, like, anybody anywhere, I took a video of them.

[Jason]

It's so weird. It's. It's. I didn't grow up that way. I just don't. I just don't. I just think that's just so weird. Just, like, videos of people.

[David]

Videos of. You take videos. People all the time.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know, but to. To. To have that intent. Like, you literally look at your fat.

[David]

You film Geeky Gadrida, the pride parade.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know, but. But I'm not. I'm not, like, filming somebody who doesn't want to be filmed and, like, oh,

[David]

like, you're not being negative about it.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm not being negative. Oh, wait, wait.

[David]

She was making fun of you?

[Jason]

Yeah, I was like, look at your dad. It's like, go Greek.

[David]

Okay. What did she say? Because I feel like you're mumbling things to make us assume that she called you a fat ass.

[Jason]

I think the intent is.

[David]

No, I think she was Just like, look, your dad's at Go Greek. And I think you are so warped. Show me the tactics. Show me the text.

[Jason]

I'd have to go way back.

[David]

Go way back. Look up. Go Greek. In your text there's. Did this girl actually be.

[Jason]

I just don't like it. We just didn't do that back in our day.

[David]

Okay, but was it.

[Jason]

Can't you see what I'm saying?

[David]

No, I can't because you're making this girl seem like she was actually nasty about you. And I think she was just showing Charlie, like, look, your dad's at Go Greek.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's just lame.

[David]

So what did she say? Be honest.

[Jason]

Here, I found it.

[David]

All right, let me, let me.

[Jason]

It's a photo.

[David]

Can I hold it?

[Jason]

Charlie says, caught your red handed, Mr. I never have go Greek two nights in a row.

[David]

I said, ha ha, ha ha. Where did the. It was just a photo.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's just a photo.

[David]

Okay, so you completely made up what this girl was saying. You made Charlie's friend look like an evil.

[Jason]

I'm still just like, take a photo of me. I don't like it.

[David]

That's because she's sending it to her friend.

[Jason]

When we were growing up, you should see all kinds of shit and you wouldn't go fucking snitching around. I just think it's lame. That's it.

[David]

That's it.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

So you were really hurt that your fat ass was caught getting ice cream?

[Jason]

I was.

[David]

That's what it feels like.

[Jason]

I was. That's ex.

[David]

It feels like.

[Jason]

Yeah. Like if I want to go get some go Greek.

[David]

That's the equivalent of like going into like a nude magazine store and you being caught.

[Jason]

Yeah, basically. Yeah. But I don't like that whole practice of like, oh, I got you.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

At all. No, it's just. I just don't think it's healthy in any way.

[David]

Healthy? I don't know. I think you're just being like dramatic about it for no reason.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

Upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 for a 12 month plan required $15 per month equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy.

[Jason]

See terms.

[David]

Ned, you seem kind of sad today.

[Natalie]

Really?

[David]

Yeah. Did something happen?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

Tell us what happened.

[Natalie]

I got my period. Did you?

[Jason]

Yeah. Wow.

[David]

You see? I can feel you as an empath.

[Natalie]

You could tell?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I'm tired and sad. I don't want to be here. Really?

[David]

You don't think seeing me cheers you up when you have your period?

[Natalie]

It does.

[Jason]

You're not like.

[David]

There's only one thing that can help this. It's hanging out with David.

[Natalie]

True.

[Jason]

What number period is this?

[Natalie]

This one is. God.

[David]

Wait, girls know that?

[Natalie]

782.

[Jason]

Nice.

[David]

You think this would be 782?

[Natalie]

Yeah. Right?

[David]

What?

[Jason]

Yeah, you'd think there'd be more. Just like the United States being around for 250 years, you'd think there'd be more than 182.

[David]

Wait. It's kind of crazy that that, like, happens to you.

[Jason]

It's wild.

[Natalie]

It's crazy. I'm sorry. This is 350G. My bad.

[David]

How have they not figured that out yet?

[Jason]

How did you know that?

[David]

Wait, what is this?

[Jason]

I was kidding when I asked.

[David]

What number is this?

[Natalie]

Everyone keeps track of their period.

[Jason]

Every single one.

[Natalie]

Yeah, of course.

[David]

Wait, what number is it?

[Natalie]

You have to. 352, brother.

[David]

This is 352.

[Natalie]

352.

[Jason]

It's more than the United States has been around.

[David]

Yeah. How have you been bleeding for that many years?

[Natalie]

Well, because you bleed once a month.

[David]

I knew you were rich. You're 350 years old. Wow. That's crazy.

[Natalie]

You didn't know, like, women just keep track of all their periods?

[Jason]

No, I didn't know that.

[Natalie]

Really? That's how you, like, track your cycle and stuff?

[David]

Yeah. But, like, since you were. Since you were. When did you get your first one? When you were 14?

[Natalie]

Yeah, I was. I think I was 12.

[David]

What the. And you've been. You've been writing it down since then?

[Natalie]

Yes, of course.

[David]

What do you mean? How did you. What? Okay, you start bleeding in four weeks. You go into your notes app and you add it.

[Natalie]

Of course. Yeah.

[David]

Are you fucking kidding?

[Jason]

You don't keep track of the. How many times you've nutted?

[David]

How many times I jerked off?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Oh, my God. I would wonder what number I'd be at this week. I'm probably at 352.

[Natalie]

Definitely way more than my period.

[David]

Wow. That'd be crazy. I really should.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Who. Who did that? I think corinna was doing that. Corinne was writing down the amount of time she would masturbate. And then she's like, it got to a point where it was too much, so I stopped.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Natalie]

Also, by the way, I'm lying. I don't keep track of every period.

[David]

What the fuck is that? What is that? Why would you even do that?

[Natalie]

Well, because it was just too good.

[David]

Do girls feel fresher after their period? Like, is it like, do you feel like you've like, do you feel like a snake that is like new skin, like you've shedded over the years?

[Natalie]

But like my whole aura and mood changes the week after my period.

[David]

But is that because you were at such a low. Do you like, let's say you're at zero normally, right?

[Natalie]

No, I think, I think it's. Yeah. I mean, no, I think I'm like, at negative right now. When I'm like, on it the week leading up to it, AKA when I crashed out, it all sort of makes sense. You like, that's like my. The worst time of my life. Like, that week is going to be hell. And everyone around me, it's going to be hell.

[Jason]

Really.

[Natalie]

I'll try to continue the best that I can, but it's not going to be a fun time. Now. Now it's happening. We're going through it. You guys are listening to me, like, so locked in.

[David]

Well, because this happens every month.

[Natalie]

Every month? Yeah.

[David]

So every month you have one bad week.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's like a three to four day period where I am going to crash out.

[David]

Wow, that kind of adds up.

[Jason]

Yeah. Do you sense it when she's on her period or it's coming?

[Natalie]

Well, he's also on the same cycle as me because he also gets his period.

[David]

Wait, why?

[Natalie]

Because you just.

[David]

Do you think I'm like, moody? Yeah, I think you just perceive me as that because you're going through something.

[Natalie]

Because I'm on my period.

[Jason]

So he's only moody once a month.

[David]

Wait, I'm confused. So then, okay, so then when you're. When you bounce back from it, are you above a zero or are you just back to where you are? But it feels good.

[Natalie]

No, I'm like on. I'm like going to a workout class every single fucking day. Like, I'm like, I can take on the world. I can answer 300 emails in a day. Like, my energy is just like completely different.

[David]

I feel like if I got a period, I wouldn't do anything for the full week.

[Natalie]

Amen. Can we should we implement that here?

[David]

You know when I get a sore throat? Yeah, we're not doing anything. I'm not talking to anybody.

[Natalie]

That's the whole thing. It's like a man couldn't last a week in a period. Woman's shoes.

[David]

Is it worse than a sore throat?

[Natalie]

Is it worse than a sore throat? You should have seen me this morning, brother.

[David]

What is it like?

[Natalie]

It just feels like you're being stabbed and then it's kind of twisting and it's like, you know, okay.

[David]

But it's only. Does it give you, like, a sore throat, too? That's like, my biggest concern. I hate sore throats.

[Natalie]

It doesn't give you a sore throat.

[David]

You know those tiktoks, that's like when you have a sore throat and you're looking at everybody and you're like, God damn, you're so lucky you don't have a sore throat. I always think about that, and sometimes I'll get that TikTok when I don't have a sore throat.

[Natalie]

And I'll be.

[David]

Someone's listening to this with a sore throat right now, and they're probably like,

[Jason]

fuck, why do you get sore throats?

[David]

I don't. I'm such a hypochondriac, though, that when I get sick. Yeah. I think about that moment for months, and I'm like, it's gonna happen again. It's gonna come back and I'm gonna. I'm gonna be that sick again. It's happening. Like, I know in October I'm going to get sick.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

It's gonna be bad, and I'm not looking forward to it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

But. Yeah. Okay, so tell me more about this thing.

[Natalie]

Well, it just feels like sometimes like you're. It's like, lower back. Like, there's so much pressure going on in the front that your back. Like your lower back just feels like someone's just, like, pushing on it.

[David]

Does it hurt when you pee or poop more?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

That doesn't change anything, huh?

[Natalie]

That doesn't affect it? No. Your pee hole, your vagina hole, and your butthole are all different.

[David]

It's not just one hole down there?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

Interesting. So then when. When you're bleeding, is it. How much of it is. How much of the. Is there a lot of blood?

[Natalie]

It depends. It's like, it starts low at the beginning and low at the very end, and then it sort of like, peaks in the middle days.

[David]

And how many tampons do you have to go through a day?

[Natalie]

Like, on a heavy day, like, probably Three.

[David]

Okay. That's kind of what I would guess.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

What's the question that girls ask? Ask me about your period and I'll see if I'll know. I kind of have tackled everything. Like, girls will ask, do you know

[Natalie]

what a period is?

[David]

It's. It's like when you're getting. You're getting rid of your eggs.

[Jason]

Your eggs are shedding, right?

[Natalie]

Yeah. It's not really your eggs. Just like the lining of your uterus that I guess would essentially hold everything. Yeah.

[David]

Okay. And apparently girls only have, like, one to two eggs a month or something.

[Natalie]

No, that's definitely not true.

[David]

Really? But it's not like sperm.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God, you're right.

[David]

How many?

[Natalie]

Just one?

[David]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Natalie]

There's only one egg per period.

[David]

That's why they're so expensive. That's why if you give your eggs to somebody, especially if you go to Harvard. Have we talked about this here?

[Jason]

I don't think so.

[David]

Okay, so someone was telling me this the other day. If you go to Harvard or Yale and you're an athlete from Harvard or Yale or whatever, you could sell your eggs for a lot of money. But you only get one, like, a month or whatever. But you can sell them for like, 80, 100 grand.

[Natalie]

Okay. If you had to guess how much. How much blood do you think is lost during a period?

[David]

Like, can we talk in terms of Celsius cans? Because I don't know, like, liters and stuff.

[Jason]

I've always been curious about that. Like, how much blood is there?

[Natalie]

You can use. Use an inanimate object.

[David]

Yeah. One Celsius can. Full of blood.

[Jason]

Wrong.

[Natalie]

It's only about six tablespoons.

[David]

Oh, what the fuck, you guys?

[Natalie]

Half a Celsius can. It's actually a lot less.

[David]

Wait, that's actually crazy that I thought it was one bottle of Celsius. What else should we talk about? Something that really excites you, Jay. What's something that we don't. That you wish we knew more about you.

[Jason]

I feel pretty lost lately.

[Natalie]

Oh, really?

[David]

Oh, what the fuck? This is like a somber pod.

[Jason]

I feel lost coming over here lately.

[David]

Why?

[Jason]

Because it's just like, I don't. I like hanging with you guys, but then lots of times when I'm here, so, like, the inner circle people. I love you, Nat, John, Tay. Alex can hang out with those guys all day.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

But then when I come over and there's, like, new people here that I don't know, I'm kind of like. I don't feel like I Should be here. And then we don't really film anymore. So it's like. So it's like. There's no. It used to be before I could justify, like, well, I'm working. I'm here to work. I'm waiting for Dave to bring the camera out, and then maybe we'll get something, and then I'll go home at a decent hour. But I don't have that anymore.

[David]

I actually kind of feel that.

[Jason]

Of course.

[David]

But, like, I don't know the random people here either. Natalie. Natalie has. Even my roommates have brought that up. They're like, it's getting too random here.

[Jason]

Yes.

[Natalie]

You blame me?

[David]

Huh?

[Natalie]

You blaming me?

[David]

No, no, I'm saying. You've said that before.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, yes, you're gonna say Natalie has some weird friends.

[Jason]

No.

[David]

Yesterday we got. When we got home from Pacoima, we were, like, out till, like, 10pm we got home.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And there was. I'm not kidding you, if I felt like a dad that just got home and there was, like, a party at my house, there's like, what, 50, 60 people here.

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Oh, on Fourth of July.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And I had no idea. Single soul. I had no idea who anybody was. And I left Natalie in charge of the house. So I guess that one was actually your fault.

[Natalie]

That's what I thought you were gonna say. But it wasn't me. Like.

[David]

No, I know, I know. But, like, that. That was like, my first time where I was like, what the fuck is going on?

[Jason]

I always think that about you. I always think, like, you know, you're so gracious with your house, but then at some point you must be like, hey, fucking everybody. Get the fuck out. You must feel that way.

[David]

Well, it's just so easy because they can go upstairs.

[Jason]

Right? That's true. Still, it is your house.

[David]

The only time I don't like it is I don't like when people at the house are bothering the other people at the house.

[Jason]

Right. If they're bothering your roommates.

[David]

Yeah. I don't like that. Or I don't like if they're bothering other guests. Like, if something like. Like there was a situation where. Like, there was, like. It wasn't a situation because I don't think either of them are aware of the situation. But I didn't like it. It was. There was, like, a celebrity over at the house.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then, like, our other person that's here, like, went right up to him and started, like, recording him in his face, like, acting. Acting like they're, like, best friends and Like, I don't like that. Like, that's not. Like, that's not.

[Jason]

So it's not okay just to film somebody? Not their consent. I see. Not their consent.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason]

Holy shit. You're right.

[David]

I don't know. Oh.

[Jason]

If the person's famous enough, you can't do it.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

But for. You're good, Jay. No one gives a fuck.

[David]

Yeah. You don't get those. Right?

[Jason]

No, but I just. I do. I do feel like. Oh. Like I was here on 4th of July, and then Naveen felt sick. And so then I was. And then I got home, I was gonna come back, and then I fell asleep.

[David]

My parents brought that up.

[Jason]

What'd they say?

[David]

Well, my parents were like. My mom was like. She said that it was rude that all these people walked in and they didn't say hi to her.

[Natalie]

Oh.

[David]

And my parents have always been like that.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

Like soup. Like, I remember one time. One time I had to tell Alex. I was like, yo, my. My parents, like, you need to start saying hello. And it got to the point where Alex would walk into my house, like when we were children, and my dad would go, hello, Alex. He'd do one of those, like, you know, like, really make you feel like shit. Like, to really get it in his head.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And from then on, I mean, Alex now always says hi. It's always, hi, Mrs. Dobrik. Hi, Mr. Dobrik. Like, it's just like. It's like a trauma response at this point or. I think he's learned it. And same with all my friends. Like, everybody now always says hi to my parents. But I was telling my mom, I was like, I guess this is a niche situation.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I'm like, I actually appreciate that people don't say hi. Cause there's like. Like, there's like, so many people that come through the house. If everyone came over to dap me up and say hello.

[Jason]

Right?

[David]

And I'm not just. This is like an. This is an uncommon amount of people that come into the house. It's 80 people a day right now. Is that fair to say?

[Natalie]

Sure.

[David]

80 people. If 80 people came up to me while I'm sitting on my couch.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And dat me up. Because they're at the gym or they're playing on the pickleball court, I'd be like, no. No one can come over. I'm so sorry. Like, it's just like. And. And then I hate when people ask. And this is, again, uncommon. This is not like regular etiquette. Hey, this house operates a little Bit differently than a regular house. But, like, if someone comes up to me, like, can I have a water from the fridge? Yeah, you hate that. Hate it. Like, please go take. Vardon does it to me all the time. Vardon asked me yesterday if you can have a water. I'm gonna start saying no to him. I'm like, if you want water, you got to go somewhere else. Please stop asking me if you can take a water. But, yeah, so my mom didn't really understand that. But, like, I don't know. Am I. Am I crazy for saying that? Does that make sense? Like, if I was fielding every hello every time?

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

But I get it to the point where, like, I don't know. But also, this doesn't off. This isn't a house upstairs. It's a home down here. I want it to be the reason I don't have to leave the house. And because there's so many people here, I get to interact with, like, everybody.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

It's like the dream. I don't. Here I am talking about the house again. It just reminds me of high school.

[Jason]

Yeah. I want that at my house. I want more people coming around.

[David]

But I get what. I get what you're saying. It's like, I do. I also feel like kind of like a stranger. I don't know. Natalie has been wanting to be like, we need to, like, figure out who comes into the house now and make it a lot more tighter.

[Jason]

Right?

[Natalie]

It's a fucking free for all here. And I'll be sitting here working, and there's, like, 10 different random dudes I've never seen in my life that are just, like, walking around with their fucking shirts off after the gym. Getting something to drink, do wedding. I don't know.

[David]

Whatever. I think that's the problem that's gone into.

[Jason]

Why don't you charge for the gym? Wasn't that the original plan?

[Natalie]

Why don't we not charge and just tell them to go home?

[David]

I think it's a lot of people that, like, work out here will, like, also use this as, like, a Soho house. So, like, after they're done working out, they'll, like, sunbathe, go for a swim, take calls, play ping pong. It's really funny. I don't mind it. I think it's fun. I think that's cool. But, like, it's now starting to bother me because, like, it's also summertime. The people we work with, like Brooke, Halley, and Natalie, who are all on their computers, like, getting actual work done.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Are like, we can't take calls anymore.

[Jason]

Right.

[Natalie]

Other people are taking up my room where I take the phone call.

[Jason]

Right.

[Natalie]

I'm like, this is a little counterpreted.

[David]

People are like fighting for like, it's almost like there's cubicles. You're like, this is the movie room. Right. Like, the movie room will be taken because someone will be taking a call. Or the guest bedroom. Someone will be taking a call.

[Jason]

You need a bigger house.

[Natalie]

Amen.

[David]

I do feel like I've outgrown this house in a way.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

I was kind of feeling that. Like, I just. Not. Not that you've outgrown it, but just.

[David]

Yeah. Not like. Yeah, but like for what we want this house. For what I want this house to be.

[Natalie]

For what it's become.

[David]

Yeah. I need a house that functions differently. This is what. Okay, so there's this house I've been looking at. I don't want to spoil anything. I don't think anything will come of it. But there's this house I've been looking at. It's a complete tear down. It's like, it's a beautiful spot up in the hill and it has a tennis court. And I'd love to like completely change the tennis court into like a, like a facility. Like roofing party barn. Like. Yeah, like a barn. But like put like pickleball in there and the gym and a lounge and like have that be its indoor pickleball. All indoor.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then at night time we can dress it to whatever. Like if we're having a branded thing. Right. You can have like, you know, we can do. We can do parties, we can have events there. So like, the house is not touched. Yeah, but you're still getting that like fun vibe of like being at a house party.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Because you're pulling up to a house but like just separating the two. So like, I don't know. I really like to use my house for both living and for hosting. And I feel like now that I've discovered that I love that as much as I do, I feel like I could now like design a house that's perfectly fit for that. And this house really pays for itself, like, completely. I've never had, you know, with. When you throw parties, it's not even that, but just like the amount of things we've used it for, like, you know, like even like wellness days or like a brand will want to rent this out his music video here.

[Jason]

What do you charge a brand if they want to rent it out?

[David]

If they want to rent it out.

[Jason]

Yeah. If I want to have a lunch in here. What's it cost?

[David]

Like, probably two to 300,000.

[Natalie]

A luncheon. No. Does not cost that much.

[David]

No, I'm saying, like, to, like, redo the house.

[Natalie]

Like a proper. Yeah. Birth. Like, birthday level or like, Halloween level event. Yeah. Probably two to 300.

[David]

I'm not even saying that's like. That's saying that they're gonna have that many people. I'm saying a brand wants to invite, like, 50 people, and they want to transform the house and they want to have, like, a nice dinner, like, in the backyard. It's like 2 to 300. I'm not. Like, I'm not. Yeah. Like, if it's not my event, then yeah.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

But. Yeah. Which pays for the mortgage, you know?

[Jason]

Wow. Pays for a few months of the mortgage.

[David]

Yeah. It's nice.

[Jason]

That's really nice.

[David]

I don't know. I love it. I love this house. I love this house. I got so lucky. I got so lucky. I get so lucky. So lucky. So you have no idea. You have no idea.

[Jason]

It's nice. Well, I appreciated the phone call last night to come out. That was good.

[David]

To where?

[Jason]

To Pacoima.

[David]

Oh, yeah, of course. Jay.

[Jason]

That's fun.

[David]

You're welcome to come out with us wherever.

[Jason]

It's hard to. Your new style is hard, though.

[David]

My new style? What?

[Jason]

The way you film now is hard.

[David]

Why? It's so easy.

[Jason]

It's hard for me. Why? Cause it's just like. It's not conducive to, like, being funny. Or for me, at least, it's like. Or sometimes if I think of something funny, like, I say it to scan.

[David]

Right.

[Jason]

But you're not there.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. Scan's like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I'm like, no, I think it's funny.

[David]

Oh, right. Have to be. Right. Because I feel like I'm more going about and doing my thing.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Where I'm not, like, coming to you.

[Jason]

Right. Or at least if you were there, you could be like, oh, this is good. Or not good. Let's try it. But it's. It's like. It's just. You're. It's just the abyss.

[David]

That's. That's really interesting.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's really hard. It's really hard to make it like. And it's also not about. I did feel that way during the prize picks thing that we kind of came up with something together that was funny. Like, I don't know if you came up with or. I came up with it, but you came up with this idea, which was

[David]

everyone doing the read.

[Jason]

Yeah, everyone doing the read. And I was like, okay, this feels like a bit. I get it. I know. I see what the game is. I get it, I get it, I get it. You know?

[David]

Oh, interesting.

[Jason]

But I haven't had those moments in a while.

[David]

I just don't think you've, like, come on a trip with us. Like, the trips are really fun. I was on the odd trip you did. You didn't think, like, going to Brazil was like, felt very, like you knew what you were doing there.

[Jason]

I guess there were moments, but it's just not. I don't know, it's different. It's just not like you're not there. You need to be there. You're like the arbiter of like, okay, this is funny. Or this is not funny.

[David]

Yeah, I understand that.

[Jason]

You know what I mean?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And it seems like you're more concerned about how you're coming off, which is totally valid that you're in front of the camera. So you're like, do I look fucking stupid right now? Which. Yeah, like. And you do. No, but. But which is totally valid. Like, I get that.

[David]

Yeah. Like, I'm not directing. No, no, no, no.

[Jason]

You kind of are somewhat.

[David]

It's a little different. It's also.

[Jason]

You're also not even directing any bits. You're not. You're not going for bits either.

[Natalie]

No, there's no bits that happen.

[David]

I love that.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's great.

[David]

I don't know, I've. I like it a lot more.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's more grown up.

[David]

I hate the editing, but it's just so fun to be able to like just sit and not hold it. I just fucking. I hate holding a camera. I hate the optics of it. I hate how it looks. I'm so self conscious of looking like a little fucking loser with a camera in my hand. I don't know why, but it.

[Jason]

It's the same. You show up with a cameraman, you look the same. You're still the YouTuber filming. Yes. Still the guy filming.

[David]

Yes. But in a lot of. A lot of places.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

There's a lot of people that are filming me. Yeah. Sometimes it just blends in to like the group of people that are already filming me.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Which I kind of like. Rather than me filming something and then everyone filming me filming that. I don't know why, I don't know why that stresses me out so much. But it's just like social media, people in the wild. It just like feels like it ruins all like, the. The fun and the magic of the vlog. Like, I used to.

[Jason]

If.

[David]

Like, if I saw a camera in the shot when I was vlogging, I'd be like that. Like. Or like, if Scott was filming and I filmed Scott filming, like, I would hate that. I would hate to see his camera because I feel like it would ruin it. I don't know. Make it feel like we're filming something rather than just hanging out. I don't know. What are you gonna say, Nat?

[Natalie]

I was watching this new show. I guess it's not new. It's been out for a while. But it's called Dating Naked.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And, like, they have. They match up, these couples, and it's essentially like Love island, but you're completely naked.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Like, vagina out, penis out. And everybody's just mingling at the villa. Completely negative.

[Jason]

Is it blurred?

[Natalie]

No.

[Jason]

What? No, it's not blurred. Dave's like, I gotta go.

[David]

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I gotta watch this show right now.

[Jason]

John.

[David]

Wait, wait. Can you watch people get, like, boners?

[Natalie]

I didn't see anybody get a boner on the screen. Damn it.

[David]

That's like that. Dude, that's. Come on.

[Jason]

I mean, I'm sure I thought you'd ask, but.

[David]

Okay, Wait, really? That's so funny.

[Jason]

Did anyone get boners?

[Natalie]

Well.

[David]

Cause it's so funny to watch a guy be having a random conversation.

[Natalie]

Well, I was, like, shocked by that,

[David]

because I think you actually don't get boners that much. I've been thinking about it.

[Jason]

You don't?

[David]

No. Sorry to cut you off, but, like, why not? I was thinking about high school, and I thought boners would be such a bigger problem growing up.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Like in high school, like, there's a. There's social studies. You're leaving social studies with a boner for no reason. It's kind of crazy, like, when you're first.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

What does that mean? It's just hormones. What is that? But, like, I thought that that would be, like, a regular thing in my life.

[Jason]

You'd be getting boners?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Don't you wake up with a boner?

[David]

Sometimes. But, like. But, like, I thought it would be, like, it. You'd have to walk a certain way out of the. Out of the fucking. Out of class. Like, with your books in front of you, whatever. Or, like, sit randomly. But, like. And I thought that would be, like, forever thing. Like when. If I'm at it in a cubicle or if I'm at a work setting or if whatever, I'm doing, like, a random Boner attack would happen. And then that's not a thing of adulthood. If you're a younger kid listening to this, I want you to know it's gonna be okay when you're older and the boners aren't gonna get in your way, but. Yeah. Sorry. Keep going. About your show.

[Natalie]

Well, I thought that too. I was like.

[David]

You thought you'd have a boner?

[Natalie]

Yeah, I thought I'd have more boners in my life. No, I just thought when the men would enter the villa, like, they, like, even, like a half tub or something would happen. Most of them are uncircumcised, by the way.

[David]

Well, you know that's like a thing, right?

[Natalie]

What?

[David]

That's like a statistic that most people in the world are uncircumcised.

[Natalie]

Uh. Oh, okay.

[Jason]

Are you watching this on, like, of tv?

[Natalie]

No, on Paramount plus.

[David]

What?

[Jason]

Paramount.

[David]

Pl.

[Natalie]

They're completely naked. Tits, vaginas.

[David]

But what are they doing? How does no one get a boner? I'm sorry.

[Natalie]

They're all just standing around.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

It's the craziest.

[David]

So no one's actually, like. When they make out, what happens? Do they make out?

[Natalie]

Okay, so I only watched the first episode where they, like, get to know each other because I was like, whoa. Like, I have to, like, talk to you guys about this because this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. They're all just, like, hanging out.

[David]

Are they attractive?

[Natalie]

Averagely. Yeah. Like, not unattractive, of course.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

But not like, they're not. Like. They're also, like, more middle aged, like more adults.

[David]

Oh, okay. Yeah. I think you have to have some kind of, like, courage for that.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I mean, think about it. If you.

[David]

No, no. I feel like a 25 year old would actually want to be naked the most, probably.

[Jason]

Wait, if we put you naked right now.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

In the living room and everybody was naked in there. Right.

[David]

If I was in a tank top in the living room, I'd be freaking out.

[Jason]

Right. But you wouldn't. You wouldn't pop a boner. If I had a camera and there's a sound guy and like. All right, Dave, it's time to shoot. Nat's nude. I'm new.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

You're not gonna pop a boner.

[David]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't pop a boner.

[Jason]

Okay, good. But we're in agreement.

[David]

Yes. But if I'm a guy going on a show.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Where I'm conf. Where I want to be naked around people. I'M probably popping more boners because I'm, like, so confident in myself. Right.

[Natalie]

You just love your boner dick.

[David]

Not that I just like being naked, to me, obviously, isn't a fear. I would. I would be the smallest I'd ever be if you guys had me be naked in the living room in front of everybody.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

I mean, I just don't think.

[David]

I don't know.

[Jason]

I wouldn't pop that.

[David]

So what's the point of the show if no one's getting boners?

[Natalie]

Well, the whole point. The whole point is that you're just, like, burying it all. Like, there's, like, nothing to hide. You're just, like, putting your full self out there, I guess.

[Jason]

Wow.

[Natalie]

Which actually makes sense. It is, like, kind of a really interesting, like, concept for a show.

[David]

No, what's a good concept for a show is you interview for the fucking. You interview the horniest guys that can get boners. You put them on an island. Winner. Last person to get a boner wins a hundred thousand dollars. That's a good concept for a show.

[Natalie]

That is probably a funny.

[David]

It's incredible, huh? Call Mr. Beast. And then you have all these, like, girls coming out. You have all these things that are happening to get these guys boners. And these guys are running around trying to avoid the girl. And the last guy with a. And then there's a little alarm that goes off and somebody hits a boner

[Jason]

from the mind of David Dobrik.

[David]

And then it's like. And it's playback. It's playback. It's like, I'm so sorry. So sorry, Ron. But look right here. When Cindy approached you. Cindy, you got a half chub. And then they're boarded off the island. We just see a good name. Boner.

[Jason]

Boner alert.

[Natalie]

Naked Dating is pretty good. Or dating naked. That's what it is.

[Jason]

No, a name for David's show.

[Natalie]

Yeah, no, I know, but I'm just saying something like that, where it's like, you're still saying it's naked.

[Jason]

Last to masked.

[David]

Last to mast. That's pretty good. Boner alert.

[Jason]

Boner alert.

[David]

Boner alert's so good.

[Jason]

Chub.

[David]

Chub or dub? So chub or dub? Like dub, Like W. Like, you win.

[Jason]

Pretty good. Chub or dub.

[David]

Chub or dub is good.

[Jason]

Chub or dub is good.

[David]

Chub or dub is good.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Wow. You got it. You nailed it.

[Natalie]

Chubber job.

[David]

That's pretty good. Should I pitch it to someone?

[Jason]

Okay. David wants to pitch an idea. Okay.

[David]

Come down. We have two women here. They're about the ages of. I mean, how old are you guys? Can you guys just please tell us your ages?

[Natalie]

23. I'm 26.

[David]

Okay, so you guys are, like, in the Love island range, right? Like, you guys love watching that shit. I came up with a new show, and we want to know if you guys would be into it. We just came up with it, and since you guys are the demographic. Well, no, it's called Chub or Dub. Okay, so first of all, anything that's sticking out from that, and I may work on the name.

[Natalie]

I mean, it sounds intriguing. I just love how they both looked at me like, natalie, help.

[David]

It sounds intriguing. I think it's a little too aggressive of a name. But basically, the show is. Have you seen that new show that's naked on Paramount plus, like, the Naked Love Island? Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Have you watched that?

[Natalie]

I haven't watched it, but I know from Twitter that it's a thing.

[David]

Okay, so it's very similar to that, but it's basically you interview 10 guys that are, like, the horniest guys ever, and then just, like, too hot to handle. They get on the show and everyone's like, fuck, we're on Too hot to handle. We can't fucking kiss each other. But this is. These 10 guys are on this island and they're naked. And the rule is they can't get a boner. And the second they get a boner, they get kicked off and they can't win the prize money.

[Natalie]

There's girls there, or are they just all over?

[David]

There are girls. Okay, so the show puts these girls against them to try to get them to have a boner.

[Natalie]

Where did the name come from?

[David]

Well, Chub is like, when you have, like, a boner, and dub is like, when you win.

[Natalie]

Oh, I guess I was singing Chubby.

[David]

No, no, no, no, no. So, yeah, so the whole premise is basically, it's. I guess maybe they hate it. Wait, do you guys actually. I think they don't like the name.

[Natalie]

I wouldn't say. I would, like, watch it. No, I mean, no woman wants to, like, see a random dude's boner, you know?

[Jason]

But you're not gonna.

[David]

Same place. Same place. Paramount, Whatever. No, you guys don't like this. And when the guy gets a boner, it's like, there's a playback and then there's an alarm that goes off. The boner alert.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God. Will you be associated with this?

[David]

Huh?

[Natalie]

Will you be associated with this?

[David]

Wait, so you guys not like it?

[Natalie]

I think it's like a very. It's like, tailored towards men, but I don't know if men would actually want to watch it.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

But the name's pretty aggressive. I don't know if I think I would maybe.

[David]

Okay, so. So let's. I feel like we'd have to workshop it in a way for women to want to watch. Like, what if all these guys are in relationships and they're. And they're. And they're.

[Natalie]

Women are from random men. Like. Oh, sorry.

[David]

Random women. Yeah. And their girlfriends are on the other end.

[Natalie]

So it's like a mix of Temptation Island.

[David]

Yes. And their girlfriends are the other. I'd be like, my husband would never have a boner for another woman. Like, we're gonna win this and take it home for our kids. That. Is that better? Would you watch that? I'm just combining a bunch of shows.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I think it's more interesting, but I also think it's kind of impossible, so I don't know if anyone would win. I don't know.

[David]

Okay, well, that's it. Honestly.

[Jason]

My daughter's friend filmed me a go Greek. What do you think of that? And sent it to her in a text.

[Natalie]

She filmed you?

[Jason]

Yeah, and sent it to her like, hey, your dad's a fat fuck. He's like, go Greek. He's got go Greek.

[David]

Wait, she didn't say that.

[Natalie]

Do you know her?

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Like, you've never met her before.

[Jason]

I don't know this bitch.

[Natalie]

How old is she?

[Jason]

Fucking. No. 17. Whatever. Don't you think that's a little weird?

[Natalie]

I grew up with a dad that's on tv, so. Not really.

[Jason]

Who's your dad?

[Natalie]

White Randy Moss.

[Jason]

Who's white Randy Moss?

[David]

White Randy Moss.

[Natalie]

If you Google white Randy Moss, he's who pops up. So I grew up. Like, my friends would always send me pictures of.

[David]

Oh, fuck. I was thinking of black Randy Moss.

[Jason]

Who's white Randy Moss? Randy Moss, the football player?

[Natalie]

Nope.

[David]

He's a reporter for the NFL Network.

[Jason]

Oh, your dad's a sports reporter?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, amazing.

[David]

Yeah. Was he a football player?

[Natalie]

He was not, no.

[Jason]

With. With the unfortunate name. Yeah, just like Randy Moss.

[Natalie]

He is the og.

[David]

Wait, why is that unfortunate?

[Jason]

Because it's another guy named Randy Moss.

[David]

Oh, there is?

[Jason]

Yeah. A big football player.

[David]

Oh, that's why he goes by Ready Moss.

[Jason]

But that's kind of cool. Why? He. He. He played it. He turned it around.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah. No, and he's been. There's been multiple times where he's been booked.

[David]

So he's on tv. How would he feel about chubbing Dub.

[Jason]

I think we get her dad to host White Randy Moss to host Chubber. Dub.

[David]

Yeah. I honestly think that maybe that an NFL reporter would be, like, perfect. Perfect for Chub and Dub.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Can we get your dad? Dad. So I'm. You know how I got that new job, right? My boss wants to pitch you something. All right, guys, well, let us know how you think about what you guys think about Chub and Dub. And if you have anybody in, like, if you have anyone that works in television, you want to pitch it to your parents, please let us know what they think. Obviously, I'm gonna work on the name. I'll have better names next episode. Thank you guys for listening to the pod. And we'll see you guys for the next one. Go. Go watch Jason's daily vlogs. You still do those?

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[David]

You're actually not.

[Jason]

No. The daily vlogs.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

No, I haven't done them for a while. I told you that.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

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