David Discovers Sexsomnia

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: "David Discovers Sexsomnia"
Release Date: July 16, 2025

In the episode titled "David Discovers Sexsomnia," hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash delve into a mix of personal anecdotes, behind-the-scenes insights about their vlogging adventures, and an unexpected exploration of a peculiar sleep-related condition. The conversation is lively, filled with humor, candid moments, and engaging discussions about pop culture and their intricate relationship dynamics.

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1. Opening Remarks and Vlog Reflections [00:50 - 03:18]

The episode kicks off with David apologizing for the late start, attributing it to their commitment to posting a recent vlog.

David [00:50]:
"What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where we are late again. I'm so sorry, but it's because we were posting a vlog."

Jason expresses his excitement about the quality of the latest vlog, praising David's editing skills and song choices.

Jason [01:39]:
"It's the first one. You got out of the way. You did such a good job. It came out so good. Your editing was so good. The songs you chose that were so good."

David shares his recent struggle with editing and how discovering a new song in his library transformed his approach, highlighting the importance of music in storytelling.

David [02:12]:
"I found this one that I've never seen in my life... it changed the entire vlog for me. I was like, oh, what the fuck?"

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2. The Importance of Music in Vlogging [02:20 - 03:18]

The duo discusses how a perfect song can elevate a vlog, making the editing process more intuitive and enjoyable.

Jason [02:38]:
"How much the heavy lifting the song does."

David [02:38]:
"The song can take you through fucking so much."

They reveal that their trip to Bangkok and Ibiza was primarily to create engaging vlogs, appreciating the enthusiasm of foreign audiences towards their content.

David [02:51]:
"Foreign countries are the easiest to vlog because everyone there is like, so, like, excited about a camera."

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3. Fast Food Fiasco and Personal Struggles [03:28 - 04:58]

A humorous segment ensues as David and Jason recount a late-night visit to Wingstop, where David indulges in a high-calorie meal while reflecting on the challenges of balancing vlogging with personal life.

David [04:05]:
"There's nothing better than fucking chicken wings. Boneless chicken wings from Wingstop."

Jason [04:54]:
"Cause I don't like doing that."

They discuss the difficulties of maintaining a healthy lifestyle amidst the demands of editing and content creation.

David [04:50]:
"Any kind of, like, computer desk job... you're like, tied into the computer."

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4. Introduction of Andy and the Concept of Sexsomnia [05:08 - 10:35]

The conversation takes a surprising turn when Jason introduces a friend who experiences "sexsomnia," a condition where he unknowingly engages in sexual activities while asleep.

Jason [05:08]:
"So that's not fun. But what were you going to say? Jay, you want this guy that sleeps people. Sleeps with people?"

Jason [05:21]:
"He has sex omnia, which is a disease where he has sex and he doesn't know it."

David and Jason call Andy onto the podcast to discuss his condition, leading to a candid and somewhat humorous interview about the implications and challenges of living with sexsomnia.

Andy [06:01]:
"I fall asleep, and then my wife says that I started talking to her, and like, I started, like, trying to flirt with her."

David attempts to lighten the mood, questioning the legitimacy of the condition and pondering whether it's a genuine medical issue or a playful invention.

David [06:11]:
"Is this, like, a real disease or is this something you made up?"

Andy affirms the authenticity of his condition, sharing how it affects his relationship and daily life.

Andy [08:10]:
"I don't know, because we have a name for him. So she's like, hey, so his name is Pedro."

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5. Navigating Relationships and Trust [10:35 - 19:03]

Post-interview, David and Jason reflect on the importance of honesty and communication in relationships, especially when unusual challenges arise.

David [10:31]:
"I feel way better knowing this."

They segue into discussions about the influence of reality TV shows like "Love Island," analyzing how these shows shape public perceptions of relationships and fame.

David [12:18]:
"We had some of the cast here. So the last vlog, we surprised Jason's kid, Charlie."

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6. Reality TV and the Rise of Influencers [19:03 - 22:50]

The hosts delve deep into the mechanics of reality TV shows, particularly "Love Island," exploring how they transform ordinary individuals into overnight celebrities and influencers.

Jason [20:16]:
"And they had no expectations that it would be this big either."

David [20:19]:
"Especially when you're that, like when you're hungry enough to be on a reality show where your phone's taken away and you're locked in for a couple weeks."

They discuss the psychological impact of isolation and constant camera presence, suggesting that reality TV creates a unique environment where participants quickly form strong emotional bonds.

David [18:32]:
"Another person I spoke to from another season said he had no idea the queen died for three weeks."

The conversation shifts to the ephemeral nature of influencer fame, noting a decline in new viral stars since the peak during the TikTok era.

David [22:28]:
"It's very rare. TikTok did it. And that's when we got..."

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7. Interactions with Tay and Group Dynamics [22:50 - 27:49]

The hosts introduce Tay, a pivotal member of their group, whose interactions add a layer of warmth and camaraderie to the discussion. They reminisced about past vlogs, shared experiences, and playful banter that showcases their tight-knit friendship.

David [24:25]:
"He was like, can you just shut the fuck up, Vardon? He's not gonna vlog."

Jason [27:27]:
"Yeah. He doesn't stay still. So he kind of floats around, banging off all of us in a circle."

This segment highlights the playful teasing and mutual support within the group, emphasizing the importance of friendship in their creative endeavors.

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8. Acknowledging Natalie's Contributions [28:11 - 41:44]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to recognizing Natalie, their collaborator, for her critical role in planning and executing their vlogs. David and Jason express genuine appreciation for her organizational skills and multitasking abilities.

David [40:32]:
"I genuinely am impressed with Natalie. I really am."

Jason [40:37]:
"I'm so proud of you."

They recount specific instances where Natalie's efforts significantly enhanced their projects, reinforcing the value of teamwork and dedication.

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9. Light-Hearted Conversations and Humor [41:44 - 43:40]

The episode concludes with a series of humorous exchanges about everyday topics, including the notorious subject of farting on flights. This segment serves as a comedic relief, showcasing the hosts' ability to discuss trivial matters with the same enthusiasm as more serious topics.

David [30:23]:
"Yeah, but, like, this is like, a little bit of a. Like a flex. So I'll sit first or business."

Jason [33:59]:
"So not a crop dust, an actual, like, loud fart as you walk by Taylor or Natalie."

Despite the juvenile nature of the topic, the hosts handle it with their characteristic humor and ease, keeping the conversation engaging till the very end.

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Notable Quotes:

• David [06:55]:
  "You're so famous. Couldn't even go to Costco."

• Andy [09:03]:
  "She's like, on top of me, you know, and, like, she's enjoying herself and I just, like, wake up and I'm like, holy fuck. Like, what's happening?"

• Jason [35:43]:
  "She's right out. She's right 10ft away from us."

• Tay [35:41]:
  "Yeah, it'll come. It'll come around, you know, we'll get our time."

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Conclusion

"David Discovers Sexsomnia" offers listeners an authentic glimpse into the lives of David Dobrik and Jason Nash, blending personal stories with broader discussions about fame, relationships, and the intricacies of content creation. The episode stands out for its honest portrayal of challenges, humorous undertones, and the strong bond among the hosts and their collaborators. Whether reminiscing about past vlogs, analyzing reality TV's impact on influencer culture, or navigating the quirks of friendship, David and Jason deliver an engaging and relatable conversation that resonates with both long-time fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[David]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where we are late again. I'm so sorry, but it's because we were posting a vlog.

[Jason]

Let's go.

[David]

David.

[Jason]

David. I am so jazzed.

[David]

Hold on. Let me do five animals.

[Jason]

Cat. Dragon.

[David]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jason]

Natalie Drunk.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. What's up, Jay?

[Jason]

I was so excited coming over here.

[David]

Jay came over. So excited.

[Jason]

I was so hyped. I was in my car. I was watching the vlog as I drove. I was like, oh, my God. I thought it was so good. Then I came in here, and you're so.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

It's like, come on, man.

[David]

I know.

[Jason]

Take the win.

[David]

There's no such thing as winning when you're vlogging. It's all about the next one. No, I know.

[Jason]

It's the first one. You got out of the way. You did such a good job. It came out so good. Your editing was so good. The songs you chose that were so good. I mean. And when you're down, then the rest of us are like, well, where the fuck are we doing this?

[David]

I completely forgot what it was like editing a vlog. Like, completely.

[Jonah]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, I was just like. Because. Because last night we were editing, and I was, like, showing it to Ferris, and I, like, was having a pretty big tantrum. I was like, this is fucked. This is fucked. It's impossible. Put this together. It's impossible. It's impossible. I can't do this. And then today, I was just going through my library of, like, songs.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I found this one that I've never seen in my life. Because I'll just download random songs and like, I don't. I'll forget about it.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

And I saw it and it changed the entire vlog for me. I was like, oh, what the fuck?

[Jason]

Oh, incredible.

[David]

Yeah. And then it made me see things clearly and I remembered how much of the edit is in the edit or how much of the vlog is in the edit. Like, I completely forgot because I haven't really edited in, like, and how much.

[Jason]

How much the heavy lifting the song does.

[David]

Yeah, the song. Yeah. The song can take you through fucking so much.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah. Once you have that song, then you just fill in the little pieces.

[David]

But. Yeah. So now you guys know that the reason we went to Bangkok and Ibiza is to put a vlog together.

[Jason]

Yeah. Thank God we can say that.

[David]

What?

[Jason]

Thank God we can say that.

[David]

I know.

[Jason]

Yeah, you wouldn't let us say it. And I was just kind of like, well, what do we talk about? Oh, we can still talk about.

[David]

But yeah, it was. It was really fun. I really wanted to go to, like, a foreign country, especially to vlog. Foreign countries are the easiest to vlog because everyone there is like, so, like, excited about a camera.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

In America, it's like, it's just like a different kind of culture here.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Like they.

[Jason]

It depends where you are.

[David]

Yeah, I guess it does.

[Jason]

You know, you got to just get out there and get your camera out there, put your black hat back on and be all. Be old 18 year old Dave.

[David]

Gain my 30 pounds back and we're good to go.

[Jonah]

That was my first thought. I was like, oh, I am going to gain all my weight.

[David]

Totally.

[Jason]

Well, you guys were snacking last night. I couldn't believe I came back from Wyatt's show and David called me over here, which I'm happy to come over. Came over with Naveen. What do I see? Buffalo Wild Wings.

[David]

It's wingstop at 12 o'. Clock.

[Jason]

Oh, wingstop at 12 o'.

[David]

Clock. Did you happen to notice how much that Wingstop revived me? Like, I was like, down and out about the. Oh, Natalie was asleep. She didn't even see she was asleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the second that Wingstop hit my mouth, there's nothing better than fast food. I'm about to start crying right now. I'll take you out. Genuinely. Genuinely. You know how passionate. I don't want to get into another hate speech where I. Where I talk shit about the fitness world.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

Because I don't like doing that.

[Jason]

It really bugs out a lot of people.

[David]

There's nothing better than fucking chicken wings. Boneless chicken wings. From Buffalo Wild Wings Wingstop. And I hate looking at the fact that 15 Wings is 1500 calories. It doesn't make any sense. And the ranch, my bucket of ranch that I get is another 400 calories on top of it. So it's a 2000 calorie meal at the least. I don't like seeing that, but, boy, does it bring me happiness.

[Jason]

And then I saw you celebrate with a snack wrap.

[David]

Yeah. And then I watched it. Well, not only that, yesterday. Yesterday, when I ordered the Wingstop, you guys were ordering bossa nova, which I can't resist. And I ordered pesto pasta, too.

[Jason]

Do you eat that, too?

[David]

No, I had a couple bites, but this is the problem with vlogging is, like, when you're editing, it's like any kind of, like, computer desk job, Right? When you're, like. When you're, like, tied into the computer.

[Jonah]

Yeah. Like you don't know when you're gonna eat next. You're like, okay, I might as well just order now.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jonah]

And then like, a couple hours later, you're like, fuck, wait, I might not have time later. So, like, I should order again now.

[David]

Yeah. And you're like, I might as well order, like, a high calorie meal because I may not be able to eat for a while.

[Jonah]

I need a lot of energy.

[David]

Yeah. I need a lot of energy. So I'm getting. I'm getting fucking wings.

[Jason]

Stop.

[David]

And pasta.

[Jonah]

No, that's literally it.

[David]

So that's not fun. But what were you going to say? Jay, you want this guy that sleeps people. Sleeps with people?

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah, my friend, he. He has sex. He has sex omnia, which is a disease where he has sex and he doesn't know it.

[David]

That's not real.

[Jonah]

What?

[Jason]

I don't know. He's. He's telling me I met him on a.

[David]

What do you mean? Like, like, when he's having sex, his, like, memory gets wiped.

[Jason]

I guess he'll bang his wife at night and he doesn't remember.

[Jonah]

Like, in his sleep. Like, he's asleep and he wakes up, bangs her and then.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

What do you mean?

[Jason]

I guess.

[David]

Wait, is this guy available? Can we speak to him?

[Jason]

Sure, yeah. I'll give him a call. Andy.

[David]

Hi, Andy.

[Jason]

Andy listens to the pod.

[David]

Do you think he's asleep right now? Andy, can you hear me? Sorry. Jason just passed the phone to me. Okay, so apparently you're some kind of sleeping sexual maniac.

[Andy]

I wouldn't say maniac, but it is an interesting thing about me. Like a party favorite.

[David]

Like a party oh, okay.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Surprise. Here's my day. Yeah. Wait. Okay, you gotta explain this. Is this, like, a real disease or is this something you made up? Are you being 100% honest?

[Andy]

No. Yeah, yeah, this is 100% true. I wish I was with my wife right now, but, yeah, so pretty much what happens is I fall asleep, and then my wife says that I started talking to her, and, like, I started, like, trying to flirt with her, and then, you know, it literally happens, like, randomly. So I wake up and she notices when I wake up in the middle of having sex.

[David]

Shut the fuck up. Wait, so you'll start having sex with her? You're asleep. It's like sleepwalking, but you're sleep fucking.

[Andy]

Yes, exactly.

[David]

And then you'll wake up and you'll be doing the deed, and then do you.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah. So she can literally tell when I wake up because she says my eyes open up. Like, I'm, like, super surprised where I'm at. And then. But, I mean, I'm a gentleman, so I have to keep going.

[Jason]

Good man.

[David]

You do realize how incredibly lucky you are that you have a wife. This situation would be a lot tougher to explain with somebody you're hanging out with for the first time. Yeah.

[Andy]

That's why my homies, I don't let them sleep over me.

[Jonah]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Oh, my God. Yeah. If one of my friends started fucking me in my sleep, that would be crazy. Natalie's tried. Well, okay, so how. When did you realize you had this? Is this, like, a thing that, like, is it. Is this, like, a common thing?

[Andy]

Yeah, so it's like. Okay, let's say like, once or twice a month.

[David]

Wow. Oh, no, I meant, like, do people have it, like, is it common within, like.

[Andy]

I really don't know. I'm not, like, fully diagnosed with me because I feel weird bringing it up to my doctor.

[David]

Yeah, it's a lot safer here, but.

[Andy]

Ignoring and things like that, so I felt really safe here.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, if I ever need a diagnosis, I'd rather talk about my asshole here than face to face with another human being, so. You're right. You're right. Well, is there anything that you need us to help you with? Like, do you think. Do you want to stop doing this, or does your wife enjoy it? Does she. Does she prefers sex with you when you're asleep or awake?

[Andy]

You know what? I don't know, because we have a name for him.

[David]

Oh.

[Andy]

I think she kind of asked, like, hey, so his name is Pedro. So she's like, hey, is Pedro Coming out tonight.

[David]

I'm like, I don't know.

[Jason]

Oh, my Lord.

[David]

She's like, I want to literally, like a split. Like a split personality here. That's incredible.

[Jason]

Ask.

[Andy]

She's lucky. She's like, in a throw pole with the same guy.

[Jason]

I thought Pedro was his cock. Pedro is his alter ego.

[David]

Pedro is the full thing.

[Jason]

I call Pedro my cock.

[David]

Do you. Is it. Is it. Are you. When you do this sleep fucking, is it strictly with another partner or has it ever been, like, solo? I guess you wouldn't know.

[Andy]

Well, yeah, I wouldn't know because it has happened where I don't remember anything at all. Like, she wakes up and I wake up in the morning. She's like, hey, thanks for last night. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

[David]

No way.

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like to that point where sometimes I don't remember or sometimes I wake up in the middle of it.

[David]

Yeah, but do you think that if your wife wasn't around, you would just. You would just start a pillow or you would just masturbate or what would happen?

[Andy]

No. No. So just for the fact that it happens, like, sometimes she, like, touches my back, my back, like, trying to say, like, are you good night to me? You know, like, being all cute and cuddly and that's when he awakens.

[David]

Oh, so. So she is triggering to it?

[Andy]

I think so. Or sometimes she says she's just, like, trying to sneak into bed and, like, the bed shakes and she says, I turn around and she's like, oh, no.

[Jason]

That'S.

[David]

So could you imagine?

[Jason]

Ask if he's ever get scared when he's, like, awoken mid act?

[David]

Yeah. Do you ever. Do you ever get freaked out when you wake up and you're. Oh, my God, I'm. I'm doing it. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Because this is tmi. But we're already this far. She's like, on top of me, you know, and, like, she's enjoying herself and I just, like, wake up and I'm like, holy fuck. Like, what's happening?

[David]

Oh, my God. You know what? I wonder if. I wonder if this is actually your doing or if this is just your wife having sex with you while you're asleep. Because I have a feeling she's convinced you that this is your doing, but she's just really horny and she must have a thing for sleeping you. I'm glad we figured this out with you. This is why it's important to always reach out to the Views podcast for any kind of help.

[Andy]

Yeah, I feel Way better knowing this.

[David]

No, but seriously, thank you for messaging Jason about this. This is right up my alley for sure.

[Andy]

Yeah, I had a feeling. I was literally listening to last week's Saturday's podcast on the way to work and I'm like, do I feel like adding myself? Sure.

[David]

Oh, the one where we talked about the porn.

[Andy]

Yes, exactly.

[David]

See, I knew that would resonate with people. I've got. I got so many DMS about our last episode where we talked about porn. We gotta talk about that shit more.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Yeah. We gotta get Ilya in here, though. He's the leading expert on it. All right, well, thank. Thank you for calling. Please keep us updated.

[Jason]

Thanks, Andy.

[David]

Oh, you saw it. Thank you so much. I'll see you soon. Bye. Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.

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[Jason]

Oh, my God, I was such a hero for Love island, you know? Wait, it's been going on for days?

[David]

Oh, yeah. Okay, so let's talk about that. We.

[Jason]

Yeah, we.

[David]

We had some of the cast here. So the last vlog, we surprised Jason's kid, Charlie.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And her friends with some of the cast from Love Island. And it was really crazy cause we had like eight of them here while the show was still on. The show was like on tv. It was the day before the finale.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And they were here. They were here for like three, four hours.

[Jason]

It was like perfect timing. Like unbelievable timing.

[David]

James SEO helped us set that up. Who we've had on the podcast before.

[Jason]

Yeah, the Mormon.

[David]

The Mormon. He helped us set that up. It was incredible. They were all so nice.

[Jason]

Great.

[David]

And, yeah, this was like. The reaction to them was like, we surprised. Like, we surprised your daughter with, like, Prime One Direction.

[Jason]

I mean, I've never seen a reaction like that over anybody.

[David]

That's crazy. No, I was shocked. And even. Even the Love island, like, cast was shocked. They were like, this is the craziest reaction we've gotten so far. And I was like, yeah, I don't know what's going on. These girls were, like, fudgeing. Salivating. Yeah, like, it was. And then we went out to the club with them. We took them out to Keys, which is like, whatever. Like, the clubs in L. A, you know, they're not the best. It's not like clubbing anywhere else. But, dude, it's like we walked in with, like, fucking Celine Dion.

[Jason]

Really? Yeah, yeah, Like One Direction.

[David]

No, Jay, people were fucking losing their mind.

[Jason]

Seriously.

[David]

In la, crowding.

[Jason]

Do it, do it. You walk in, you're the girl, you see the guy from. From Love island go, hey.

[David]

Like that.

[Jason]

More fervent than that. That's it.

[David]

No, no, but, like, it was like. Like herds of girls coming over. Like. Like a group of 10 would come by, then the next would come by.

[Jonah]

And they're just being a massive crowd.

[David]

No, no, Jay. Like, it was like. I don't even know what to explain it. Like, it was like, really, Like, I've never seen that happen in la.

[Jason]

How do you guys explain that of a reality show? They're just watching every day and they're so invested.

[Jonah]

Yeah, it's like. It's like if somebody was. Like someone was daily vlogging, you know, it's like.

[David]

It's also. They're really approachable. So, like. Yeah, if Kendall Jenner was at the club, like, that's not happening, right? Yeah, no one's flocking the table. Kylie Jenner. No one's flocking the table.

[Jonah]

And the show is, like, so personal. Like, you're literally watching these people make out, tell each other their most intimate moments.

[David]

Like, you really feel it was. It was very much like. Yeah, I guess. Natalie described it as like a vlogger at, like, the peak of vlogging.

[Jason]

And, like, it was interesting to talk to a couple of the guys, but I've. Sorry, go ahead.

[David]

I've just never seen it in la is the point. I'm trying to get across.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, people in la, I get that.

[Jason]

Even, like, Justin Bieber.

[David]

I mean, like, If Justin Bieber was the club, obviously everybody would be looking. Same with Kendall and Kylie.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But no one would be flocking.

[Jason]

Right, right, right, right.

[David]

Cause like. Cause people, there's like a code for that kind of stuff. Like you don't do that. But there's something about these guys that like, it's. Natalie hit a nail on the head is like, you see these people every day. Like you think you know them and they were totally great with meeting people. They loved it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But it's like people are throwing themselves at them. It was fucking really crazy to see. Sorry, what were you saying?

[Jason]

I had a couple conversations with some of the guys and it was really interesting. They were like in just getting into their fame. They were maybe two days into it because they had come off the island and the kid was like. The look on his face was like, we walked down Melrose today. I think his name is tj. And he was like, dude, I walked down, I've never been to la. He's like, I was walking down Melrose. We had to leave Melrose.

[David]

He was like, I. Oh my God, Totally.

[Jason]

And I was like, I was like, oh my God. I'm like, that's so crazy. And then another guy was like, I mean, like, what, what do I do? Like, like, how do I, what do I do now?

[David]

You know?

[Jason]

And I was like, I don't know. He's like, I made money. Want to do YouTube. And I was like, you should, you should, you should go for it.

[David]

No, they were like very fresh off the boat. Like I've, I've never.

[Jason]

They all were special. I don't watch the show, but talking to all of them, they were special.

[David]

They were very nice. Yeah, no, no, they were definitely cast.

[Jason]

Like, yeah, cast.

[David]

Well, you could tell that there was like some thought that went beyond this casting. Like all, all of them were. Had like a personality. All of them, all of them had their own thing.

[Jason]

Yeah, they weren't, they weren't just like some good looking guy. No, they were a good looking guy with that were funny and had a personality.

[David]

Totally.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

It all, it all made sense how they were put on that show. But yeah, they were all very like. I don't know. Explain it. Like. Yeah, like it was just.

[Jason]

They had star quality.

[David]

No, no, no. I'm just saying like how new this is all to them. Yeah. So fucking crazy.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

Like, and they were, they were talking to me about the show.

[Jason]

It's like when I got on vine, you know?

[David]

Yeah, when you blew up.

[Jason]

Just crazy.

[David]

You're so famous.

[Jason]

Couldn't even go to Costco.

[David]

No. That must have been annoying.

[Jason]

Oh, so rough. I'm just trying to get my chicken.

[David]

When was your Most. When was your. When was your.

[Jason]

My highest peak of fame?

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. When were you, like, God damn, this is too much for me. When were you, like, maybe this isn't the life for me.

[Jason]

I'll never. I don't think I've ever been. I love it.

[David]

Yeah. Have you ever. Okay. Yeah. I'm obviously kidding about, like.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, when you.

[Jason]

My level of fame is so nice. It's like one or two people per day. If I go out.

[Jonah]

Yeah.

[Jason]

If I go to the mall. You know what I mean? When I was in Japan on the layover for Thailand, I. I got approached, like, a couple times, and that was cool.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Where's the place you get approached most?

[Jason]

Just probably the mall. Oh, Disneyland. Oh, that's the most Disney. Well, there was a time where Charlie and Wyatt and I were going, like, you know, twice a year. Yeah.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But, yeah, no, these guys were. These guys were the best, and I really wish them the best.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jonah]

I just can't imagine, like, that show specifically is, like, so 0 to 100. Like, the winners that won, literally, are on Good Morning America this morning. They have no idea that anyone even, like, knows. I mean, obviously they have some idea.

[Jason]

They're going.

[David]

Yeah. So, guys, if you don't watch Love island or the Bachelor or any reality TV show, basically, they're filmed for, like, a month or two. Love Island's filmed for, like, 40 days, right?

[Jonah]

Yes.

[Jason]

Five weeks.

[David]

And while you're there, this is any reality show that has to do with love, most likely. They take away your phone, they take away your computer. You have no access to anything. No social media. You can't. You don't have. And when I say you don't have a phone, I mean, you literally can't make calls. They only let you know that something happened is if there's an emergency or a death in the family. That's it. Two of the guys we spoke to, Jay, found out their dogs died once they got off the show. They had no idea.

[Jonah]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Another. Another person I spoke to from another season said he had no idea the queen died for three weeks.

[Jonah]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, it's just. It's really interesting. And they. So they do this thing, you know how, like, in Love island, they'll bring on new contestants throughout the season? So what is it called?

[Jonah]

Bombshells.

[David]

Bombshells. Yeah, yeah. So they have. They have bombshells, basically, in waiting at the hotel. So you'll be called by the show and you'll sit at the hotel for three to four weeks with no phone. Yeah, no phone.

[Jason]

Can't leave the hotel.

[David]

You can't leave your hotel room except for an hour a day to go work out and another hour to go sit by the pool. And when you go sit by the pool, Natalie also knows all this. Cause she got a brand deal with Love island on the first season.

[Jonah]

Like five years ago, I promoted the first Love island usa.

[David]

So, yeah, so Nat, when the contestants go by the pool, you're not even allowed to see them, right?

[Jonah]

Yeah, we were there. And all the contestants were staying at the same hotel. And during their one free hour of the day, they would clear. Cause, you know, CBS or whatever, they buy out the whole hotel so nobody can go by, like, where the contestants are. And they can't interact with each other either.

[David]

So they can't have any contact with people. Yeah, it's really, really crazy.

[Jonah]

It's crazy.

[Jason]

It's a mind fuck.

[David]

It's a mind fuck. And that's why, like, when you're on the Bachelor, like, you're always like. Like you're watching the show the Bachelor and you're like, how do all these women fall for this one guy? And it's because this is the only person that they're in contact with. Like, this is the only person they could spill their guts to or speak to or open up to. So it's like. It's literally. It's a complete mind fuck. Like, you just. You're automatically falling in love with this person.

[Jason]

What would you do? What advice would you give them right now? If they have. They just got off Love island, they're at the peak of fame. What do.

[David]

I don't know.

[Jason]

Well, it's just like, start a beef jerky brand.

[David]

I feel like it's so easy.

[Jason]

What do you do?

[David]

Like. Cause they signed up for it, right? So that. So in some respect.

[Jason]

And they had no expectations that it would be this big either. So they're signing up for their.

[Jonah]

Like, I think they have a certain. I think they have a expectation because.

[David]

The last couple seasons have been doing good.

[Jason]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jonah]

People.

[David]

But. But yeah, I think it's pretty simple now. I think they just have to start posting.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

I mean, it's just like. Especially when you're that, like when you're hungry enough to be on a reality show where your phone's taken away and you're locked in for a couple weeks. I don't think you'll have that much of a problem doing the social media part. That'll be like a walk in the park.

[Jason]

No, that's a different beast to show up somewhere and perform and they take care of the editing and the cameras and everything. It's a completely different beast than to be edited.

[David]

And I'm. So my advice, I guess, would be to not get caught up in the partying. Cause I feel like that's. I feel like that's gonna happen right away.

[Jason]

Cause everyone's gonna want to party with them.

[David]

Everyone's gonna want to party with them. You're gonna. Yeah.

[Jonah]

But also to put yourself out there. I feel like it's so important, like, you have such a small window to, like, capitalize on, you know?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jonah]

And, like, really take advantage of, like, okay, you have all this notoriety, like, get out there.

[David]

And I was telling Natalie how funny it is that, like, it feels like Love island just, like, graduates a new set of influencers every year.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, it's so funny. Like, when they were here, when they were hanging out here. We hung out at the house for, like, three hours after we filmed, and we ordered pizza and stuff, and everybody was, like, talking to each other, and it was just so funny. It felt like a wrap party for the show, even though we weren't on it, but it was just so interesting. It literally felt like a graduation, like, and they were, like, being welcomed into the social media world. It was so funny. And, like, I know the Love island cast from last year and from the year before, and you know what I mean? It's just like, a new batch of, like, eight to 15 people. It's, like, really interesting. Yeah, that doesn't really happen anywhere. Cause there's no, like.

[Jonah]

There's no, like, surefire, like, pipeline to.

[David]

Influencer stardom because, like, when was the last time we saw influencers blow up? It's very. It's very rare. Yeah. TikTok did it. And that's when we got.

[Jason]

That's when we got, like, Bryce and Charli d'. Amelio.

[David]

Yeah. You got your Addison Rays, you got your Noah Becks, Josh Richards. You got all those guys through Covid.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then that really hasn't happened since then.

[Jonah]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, the last person I remember, like, blowing. Blowing up is like, maybe Alex Weber. Axel Weber. Sorry.

[Jonah]

Well, I would say, like, Alex Earl and, like, Jake Shane was, like, the new, like, post Covid, like, wave of people.

[David]

That's true. But I feel like I don't see that happen anymore. And that was happening on Vine a lot. It almost feels like there needs to be, like, a new app or a new medium now.

[Jonah]

Yeah.

[David]

To, like, bring in the new rising stars.

[Jason]

Why don't you start an app?

[David]

Okay. I'll get on it, I guess, just so I could scout new talent. No, but, yeah, I mean, I. I think they'll be fine. Just get caught up with the partying and stuff. Yeah.

[Jason]

And then, anyway, it was just like, I was such a hero at the house. It felt so good. Thank you so much. With Charlie.

[David]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

Huge. Huge. Huge, huge. They thanked me outside. They pulled me aside. They were like, jason, you have no idea how big this is. I was like, really? They were all like, you're the. They were like, you're the best dad ever. Even the other kids said it. I was like, I am not the best dad ever.

[David]

No. There's a moment in the vlog, which I wish I caught better, where, like, charlie daps you up. I thought it was so cute.

[Jonah]

Yeah.

[David]

That was so cool.

[Jason]

I was proud of her. She really got her friends here on time and stuff.

[David]

Well, and Charlie's just really good at, like. Just, like. She just has so much energy, and she's so sweet.

[Jason]

She's good with rolling with it.

[David]

But someone else who I have to give credit to is Vardon. Yeah, Vardon's really crushed it. The last Vardon is actually a big reason I wanted to pick up the vlog camera again. There was, like, a car ride we had, like, what was it, like, two months ago?

[Jason]

Yeah. And Vardon's like, me, Jonah, and Vardon in the car. David had to take out his old Tesla to recreate a bit that he was recreating. So we were in the old Tesla, which makes you think about the vlog.

[David]

Yeah, we were in the old Tesla, and we were, like, cracking jokes, and Vardan was like, which is so great.

[Jason]

You have the old Tesla there. It's like a little museum piece. When you walk in, it is really funny.

[David]

I think. I think I posted, like. I think I posted, like, an Instagram story or something or post, like, a TikTok or something. And one of the comments was, they still all ride around in that day.

[Jonah]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Oh, it was some. Someone clipped my Snap story, and it was us going to the movie theater. I only take the Tesla when there's too many of us, so we could, like, squeeze eight people in there. And, like, one of the top comments was, they still ride around in that thing, which is so funny. It's like a school bus. Yeah. So we were in it and we were like making jokes and Vardon's like, see, this is perfect for the vlog. And Jonah was like, can you just shut the fuck up, Vardon? He's not gonna vlog.

[Jonah]

Not gonna vlog.

[David]

And there's something so sweet about Vardon enjoying it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I don't know. Cause I always like, Vardon was the only child star in the videos that I could compare to a child star on anywhere else. And just to know that he like loved it so much and to know who he is and then he loves it so much. Like he is the most pure hearted person driven by nothing but by wanting to make other people happy. Like making something special. Like the fact that I know that's who he is and this is what he desires and what he craves, made me really go like, fuck. Like I should be doing that thing that makes him that happy.

[Jason]

That's so interesting because in that moment I was just like, vardon, this is so futile.

[David]

Like, is that working?

[Jason]

But he actually got 3D that night.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That's really cool.

[David]

So then we. We had a bit. We didn't put it. I think I'm gonna put this on the second channel. But we took Vardon out to a basketball hoop and we blindfolded him and we said, vardon, you make this shot backwards and I'll start the vlog again. And he was like, freaky. God. He's like, this is the best opportunity ever. Thank you so much. He took like six practice shots. Missed all of them. And then we blindfolded him. We had him shoot backwards and you know he missed, but the plan was to react like he made it. So he missed. Actually, it was pretty close. Yeah. It hit the backboard. So to him it actually sounded like it really did go in. And then we all freaked out and he was so excited. And that's.

[Jason]

We all went, no way, Vardon, you fucking did it.

[David]

And there was like random kids walking by.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And they were like, what just happened? We were like, oh, Vardon just brought the vlogs back.

[Jonah]

They're like, what?

[Jason]

No way.

[David]

He made the shot.

[Jason]

Speaking of child stars, I saw Enzo from the Vlogs last night at Wyatt show.

[David]

He's incredible.

[Jason]

Insane. He's so handsome.

[David]

Yeah, he's really good looking.

[Jason]

And now he's acting. It's going to be in an Adam Sandler movie.

[David]

Shut the fuck up.

[Jason]

Yeah, so we were joking last night when his dad was like, don't worry, we sent over The. The clips from David's vlog to get him the role.

[David]

Shut up. That's funny. Wait, is he gonna be, like, a big part or just, like, quick?

[Jason]

I think he's got, like, a couple scenes or something.

[David]

Oh, no way.

[Jason]

I know he has lines.

[David]

I don't know if it's Enzo. If you don't know who Enzo is. He's like the little kid in the vlogs before Vardon. I don't even know how to explain it.

[Jason]

He had, like, a voice like this.

[David]

Wow. He's a real.

[Jason]

Now he's like a real man. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. Now I see him. I run into him at Equinox.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

He's lifting. It's, like, so funny.

[Jason]

We gotta get Enzo and Vardon together.

[David]

We did.

[Jason]

You did?

[David]

Yeah. For a vlog, I think.

[Jason]

Not all grown up.

[David]

Oh, no, no, no, no. But it was Enzo confronting Vardon, and Enzo was like, so you're the new kid. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

No, but now it'd be funny to see, like, Enzo who's this, like, handsome stud.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And then, like, what happened to Vardon?

[David]

That's really funny, dude. Vardon. Vardon. Last night was here when we were editing the vlogs. That, man, he can't sit still. Have you noticed this?

[Jason]

Yeah. He follows you like he's your moon.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

He's, like, attached to your shit. Yeah.

[David]

Yes. And you'll see. Moon's better because he has his, like, own gravity. I don't know what it is.

[Jonah]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Yeah, but, like, he. When he comes close to you, you, like, feel like you're being.

[Jonah]

He just, like, falls into you.

[David]

Like, he falls into you. He doesn't have control of his body.

[Jason]

He doesn't stay still.

[David]

No, he doesn't.

[Jason]

So he kind of floats around, banging off all of us in a circle. Yeah. And then finally, David just goes, please, please, just go inside.

[David]

Just please, please fucking. I had to lock him in the movie room at one point. He's like, are you locking me in the movie room? I didn't end up locking him, but I wish I could have because he just kept bouncing around all day. He's really funny.

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[David]

Jay, you got something good. I know it.

[Jonah]

Who wants to hear me speak?

[Jason]

But I bought a refrigerator. Oh, I have. My fucking skin cancer came back.

[David]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a lot. Can we talk about the refrigerator? That's my top choice.

[Jason]

You like refrigerator?

[David]

Let's talk about your refrigerator. That second we go skin cancer, and then can we talk about something else? And then we'll let Natalie speak.

[Jason]

We have a refrigerator that's just, like, not working.

[David]

No. Okay, that. Go, go. What did you want to say? Wait, is your skit cancer really back? God damn it. This is no way to podcast.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's back.

[David]

One thought at a time.

[Jason]

Sucks. I had it taken out. Remember? I had it taken out?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I couldn't work out for two weeks. So I go back there, she goes to take the stitches out, and she goes. She goes, by the way, I didn't get it all. She's like, we have to go back in. Oh, go back in again. It's really. It's really not. Now that I say it out loud, it's nothing there, but. Okay, well.

[Jonah]

I know you maybe don't experience this so much because you're all the way up in first class, but when you're sitting, like, you know, in the back of the plane, isn't it so crazy that, like, we're on a flight for 14 hours or whatever it was, and you're, like, fully sitting next to a stranger, watching a movie, eating, drinking, and I don't say, like, I don't. I usually never say a word to the person that sits next to me.

[David]

Can I ask something?

[Jason]

What?

[David]

Do you think people know when you fart on the flight?

[Jason]

Yeah. You think people know?

[Jonah]

I don't know, like. Because sometimes I'm like, oh, it could be coming from this direction. Like, I feel like I know what direction it came from, but I also am like, I don't know.

[David]

What about when you let one go? Are you, like, thinking to yourself, they'll never guess that it's from this seat?

[Jason]

No, I know. Not always. I know I will not fart on a flight.

[Jonah]

I usually won't either.

[David]

Wait, really?

[Jonah]

So bad?

[Jason]

I'm lucky. I don't fart that much.

[David]

I get the gassiest on flights.

[Jason]

You do?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I get boners.

[David]

Oh, no. I get boners and gas.

[Jason]

Good title for this pod.

[David]

Yeah, but I always. I always assume that they don't know. Really?

[Jonah]

You just assume they don't know?

[David]

Yeah. The reason I do think.

[Jonah]

Okay, well, you're also, like, passed out. The whole fights. I feel like you try to use that to your advantage. Like, oh, I'm dead asleep. They will never know.

[David]

That's exactly what I think. Like, as if you have to, like, be completely awake to be letting out farts.

[Jason]

Aren't you in a blanket, too, though, so you can kind of suffocate the fart.

[David]

Yeah, but, like, this is like, a little bit of a. Like a flex. So I'll sit first or business.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And. And there's pods, so that's what I'm scared of.

[Jason]

What do you mean?

[Jonah]

Like, that's when you're safest?

[David]

No, because that's when I think the flight attendant's gonna really zero in on where it's coming from. Because then they're walking around, they're like, this pod is reeking.

[Jonah]

Yeah. But that's fine.

[Andy]

I'd rather.

[Jason]

In that area. So when they come up to give you a hot towel. You gave them a hot towel.

[David]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

[Jonah]

I'd rather that than, like, my actual seatmate know that. I. I farted.

[David]

What's the worst place you've ever farted? I'm so sorry. This is, like, such a stupid, juvenile question, but, like, I got on your pillow. On my pillow? Really?

[Jonah]

No, I'm just kidding.

[David]

What's your favorite place to fart? I'll say the hot tub when friends are in.

[Jason]

Ew.

[Jonah]

Are you actually being.

[Jason]

That's so equalized.

[Jonah]

Like, weird.

[David]

I'm kidding, dude. Oh, my God. You took it back.

[Jason]

You took it back. You're not. He's mouthing. I'm not kidding.

[David]

Yes, I am. I'm totally kidding.

[Jason]

Ew.

[Jonah]

Are you serious?

[David]

No, of course not.

[Jonah]

Why are you being so open about this? I liked it better when you didn't fart or poop.

[Jason]

Why do you do that? Is that, like, a little, like, fucking?

[David]

I've really opened up about farting since the hemorrhoids. Yeah. Yeah. I've always wanted to be one of those guys that goes, no, it's so gross. Fart box or whatever. And they're like. They lock you into the thing. I don't know. I can never get myself to do it, and I feel like I have to start talking about it more.

[Jonah]

No, it's not a good trait.

[Jason]

Have you ever Dutch oven, Natalie? Like, when you guys are editing in the bed?

[David]

No, I don't fart around my friends.

[Jason]

Really?

[Jonah]

You said you just. You let it rip in the hot tub.

[David]

Yeah, but when I know that Della won't know who. Who it is. I used to have. I used to have a little situationship and once things ended, I saw her like a couple, like, I don't know.

[Jason]

Where this is going.

[David]

I saw her a couple, like, weeks later and I was like, you never farted. Sorry, that's not how I said it.

[Jonah]

I don't know why I said fuck was start over.

[David]

That's not how I said it. That was really weird. Hey, baby, you never. Hey, baby, why you think you're leaving so soon? You haven't even passed gas. No, but it was like you never farted around. And she's like, I farted all the time, but it sounded like things that were just happening in the house, which is really funny. And I. I've learned from that. And now I'll just fart and I'll just keep walking and you'll look at me and I'll keep the straightest face because.

[Jonah]

Shut up.

[David]

Because farts do sound like you're dropping things. And the louder you let them go and the more straight faced you are, the harder it is to tell that it came from you.

[Jason]

Yeah, the more pleasure you get.

[David]

Yeah, because, like, I'm sitting up right now.

[Jason]

We finally got you to talk about something you're passionate about.

[David]

Because, like, if you really. If you like, really let one go and it's really loud, like, everyone most likely is gonna go, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Or like, they'll make a face or start laughing. But that's the secret. You keep a straight face there and no one will know that you had the balls or audacity to keep a straight face and let that fart go. That's what I'm talking about. That's what this.

[Jonah]

I don't know if I like this topic.

[David]

Really.

[Jason]

You're doing the Lord's work here, David. What about good advice to people?

[David]

Well, you didn't like the porn topic, Natalie, so I'm like, having a really difficult time gauging what your interests are here.

[Jonah]

Porn and farts.

[Jason]

So not a crop dust, an actual, like, loud fart as you walk by Taylor or Natalie.

[David]

Natalie's right. We've talked. We've talked about this too much. I would never do that today, but.

[Jason]

To Natalie, you would.

[David]

Dude, Tay's my favorite. Yeah, I like, she's really been growing on me recently.

[Jonah]

She's been our friend for like six years.

[Jason]

I can dissect that.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Wait, what do you mean? Do you want me to. Yeah.

[Jason]

Okay, here it is. So you've been sitting on your fat ass for the last three years.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Right? Playing pickleball, living a wonderful life.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And Tay is a big part of that. Tay will bother you at 3 o' clock and you'll do Snapchat or whatever, maybe for a couple hours, and then you go back. So now you're actually working.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And so now when you see Tay, you think of that old life, the old couch, day of life.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. Tay cutting up the cucumbers, the watermelon, the grapes.

[David]

Yeah, I told her that yesterday. I was like, tay, I miss our time together.

[Jason]

You don't miss Tay. You just miss being a lazy.

[David]

No, I miss Tay so much.

[Jason]

She's right out. She's right 10ft away from us.

[Jonah]

You just are.

[David]

Oh, Tay, are you here? Come here. We're talking about you.

[Jonah]

She's gonna live.

[Jason]

I hope we can get a couple of meows.

[David]

Okay, guys, chase here.

[Tay]

What did you say about me?

[David]

Tell her. Tell her because it won't sound real coming out of my mouth.

[Jason]

It's actually quite the opposite. He was saying how. How much he was loving hanging out with you lately.

[Tay]

Oh, really? Like. Like when we used to hang out back before you, like, made this video.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, that's what Jason said basically, too. It's really funny.

[Tay]

Yeah, it'll come. It'll come around, you know, we'll get our time.

[Jason]

You miss your time with Dave?

[Tay]

Yeah, a lot. I actually got really bored for a sec. Like it was lonely here. For real?

[David]

No. Like, there was yesterday. Yesterday I was editing or something in my bed and she was sitting there. I don't know what we were doing. I think I was editing or just like, laying and bored. And she was leaving and I was like, dude, tape. But like, you're like, one of my best buds. And then she goes, you always know how to get me to stay.

[Tay]

John, like, turned to me yesterday when you guys were all sitting on the bed and me and him were just clearly just watching. Have no input when we were editing.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Tay]

And John just whispers in my ear and goes, you know, we just gotta stick around. Just gotta be here for him, for moral support. And I was like, yeah, man, we do the same thing. He goes, I feel like we're pretty equal.

[David]

That's true.

[Tay]

We both kinda just sit here and do the same thing.

[David]

That's really funny. Yeah, just like the vibes.

[Tay]

Yeah, we bring the vibes. Wow, the positive vibes.

[David]

What did you. Yesterday? We were editing till, like, 1 or 2am I was really late and we were really tired and. Tay, you stayed by and what did you do last minute? You, like, did something and you're like, thank God I need you.

[Tay]

That's why I stayed. I think that was actually why I stayed. Basically, you always go put this in a safe spot. And safe, to me means, like, no one will be able to find this.

[David]

You know, except you put it in a safe spot.

[Tay]

Oh, SD card. An SD card. He always hands me an SD card. And whenever he goes put in a safe spot, I always have to, like, come up with, like, where only I would know.

[Jonah]

There's a different spot every time.

[David]

Faye's hidden SD cards in 50 different places.

[Tay]

This happened over, like, you know, it's been a while since the last time I had to hide one.

[David]

Yeah.

[Tay]

So this time I really gotta think.

[Jason]

You know, where do you put them?

[David]

Secret. That's a secret.

[Jason]

That was a secret.

[David]

Okay, Jay, come on.

[Tay]

That's the whole point. So. Yeah, anyway, at Ferris, you brought up. You were like, where were we? When we were filming in the car? And I was like, oh, my goodness. This is why I'm here.

[David]

Yeah, that's why I'm here.

[Jason]

I'm being called to my destiny.

[David]

It was like. It was like four hours of just her being the Vibe police. Yeah. And then we finally needed her for something.

[Tay]

Yeah.

[David]

She, like, stayed four hours longer than she definitely had to at all.

[Tay]

You needed it, right?

[David]

Yeah, no, it was really important. Yeah. Yeah. And I really.

[Tay]

And there wasn't just one SD card. There was two.

[David]

Yeah. And she found the exact. She found the exact one we were looking for.

[Jason]

Oh, it's incredible. Well, there's nothing more important than that.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Because.

[Tay]

Right.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And then when a card is lost.

[Natalie]

Lost.

[Jason]

Oh, hell, is that the most.

[David]

What's the most fulfilling thing that you do here?

[Tay]

Like, you know, just the small moments. Like, those really.

[David]

It's worth living for those.

[Tay]

And, like, you know, being the Vibe police with, like, job.

[Jonah]

Funniest thing. When we were. When we were trying to find something for this video.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jonah]

Like, we were all, like. We were all. There was probably 10 of us in the living room, just, like, pacing back and forth, calling every number we could possibly find. And then Taylor came in, like, 10 minutes later, and she was like, well, I want to find it too. Like, it was just so cute.

[David]

Oh, yeah, we were.

[Jason]

I want to help.

[Tay]

Well, no, I actually do get motivated.

[David]

We were trying to find a Limo. And none of us could find in.

[Tay]

Those moments, like, high pressure. Like, I feel like that's. Like, I used to do it, like, back in the day.

[David]

High pressure. You think you do, Elton, I know.

[Tay]

You think I don't, but I'm here to argue.

[David]

Please.

[Tay]

I don't know. But silly things, like, I think that I've pulled through a lot more than you think.

[David]

Really?

[Tay]

I will defend myself. There's moments. No, I remember those times, like, you know, sky skunks. Yeah, I did that in a day. Ping pong balls. I did that in a day.

[David]

Wait, what do you mean, skunks? You did it in a day?

[Tay]

I remember getting a skunk in, like, one day.

[David]

Oh, really?

[Tay]

For a bit, yeah. Obviously, we didn't talk at the time.

[David]

But we weren't friends yet.

[Tay]

We weren't like, cool.

[Andy]

What?

[Jason]

Wait. I think what's funny is if. What does David do? He tells you to set the vibe.

[Tay]

Oh, no, he doesn't tell us. We just kind of bring it.

[Jason]

How do you set the vibe? I think that's interesting.

[Tay]

You just sit there and just be yourself.

[David]

Oh, it's very hard. Yeah.

[Tay]

I don't know if, like, anyone can do it.

[David]

No, no. Tay's so good, actually.

[Tay]

I'm, like, thinking about John when I'm saying this. Like, no one. Like, he just makes you laugh, you know?

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

It was really funny last night when the food came. We were editing and then. But we didn't. We didn't know what to do. So I got up to leave to get the food. Dave was like. He was like, no. He's like, no. What you doing? Everybody know your fucking roles. Tay gets the food. Tay, sit down. Tay gets the.

[David]

That was really funny. That was really funny because I was editing with Jason and Faris, and Jason and Faris, like, are right on my left and my right, and they're, like, helping me make, like, decisions, and they both get up to go get the food that they didn't even order. I was like, fucking Tay's gonna get the food. This is her thing.

[Tay]

Yeah. Cause then I remember the forks.

[David]

Yeah, it tastes really good.

[Jason]

I think you should give Natalie her flowers. She did a really good job on the vlog she was planning in Bangkok. Not getting any credit.

[David]

Cut this out.

[Jason]

Every time we'd be on the bus, we'd be on the bus.

[Jonah]

It's like, not even, like, okay, yeah, whatever.

[David]

Can I say I'm actually impressed with Natalie. What? There's no chance right now. I genuinely am.

[Jason]

Good, good, good.

[David]

I genuinely am. Talk.

[Jason]

Talk.

[Andy]

All right.

[David]

You ready for this?

[Jason]

Yeah. I'm scared.

[David]

Here it goes. I don't think she's that much of a bitch. She's pretty chill. No, no, no, no. This is what I was to say. I actually do find it impressive that Natalie's in the bits, planning the bits and also corralling all of us.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

Like, it is kind of crazy. Like, sometimes I get surprised because sometimes, like, we'll, like, walk into a club and I'll go, where's our table? I'll do something stupid, right? Like, something just, like, so dumb.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And she'll, like, respond, and I'll be like, that's weird. I really thought she was going to give me shit for my attitude just now, but. Because she'll be like. She'll be like, in her phone, like, doing something else. Yeah.

[Tay]

She doesn't really care when you give her attitude.

[David]

Yeah. And I'll be like. And I'll be. Be like, where's Jonah? I mean, like, she'll just be like, sure. She'll keep track and tabs of a lot of things. She's really good at multitasking.

[Jason]

Really good.

[David]

She's really good. So I'll give it to her. And you really. This. This video really showed it.

[Jason]

And there was a moment on the bus where everybody was, like, being fucking mean to her because, like, she was trying to figure out where we're gonna go. And everyone was like, well, we don't wanna go there. And we don't wanna go there. And then finally, we found a place to go. We went to this beautiful building, which I loved. It was one of the tallest buildings in Bangkok.

[David]

Oh, the burger spot.

[Jason]

Yeah. We went to the top and I loved it so much. And I was. We were walking down and I turned to Natalie and I go. I go, nico. Nat. That was great. I was like, that was, like, the best thing I've done so far.

[Jonah]

I actually intentionally said it, like, so that all of you guys would hear so you'd give me my props. And then. And then I responded. I was like, well, Naveen actually found this place.

[David]

The one spot Natalie didn't plan. Jason tried to give a crap. No, no, no. But she crushed it. Like, Natalie, you really did actually help.

[Jason]

You did so good.

[David]

What was. What was the.

[Jason]

And Jason, too.

[David]

And Jason too. What was the toughest part of vlogging? Like, now that we did a vlog. We did a full vlog.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And we've been talking about making a vlog for, like, a couple months now, pitching jokes.

[Jason]

And you Ignoring and not saying, like, yes or no.

[David]

No. That was the toughest to you? Yeah.

[Jason]

Cause I would send you voice memos, like, what about this? What about this? And then I wouldn't hear a response, and I'm like, oh, this guy doesn't want to do this.

[David]

No. I always listen to your jokes.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you don't respond. Always.

[David]

The toughest part of the vlog, I think, was just. I don't know what it was, actually.

[Jason]

I just feel like, like, maybe filming more would have been better, like, getting more opportunities to, like, have stuff happen. And I think. I think we would just need to film more.

[David]

No, the toughest part about the vlog was, like, setting things up. Like. Like, we need that. We need a coordinator. I don't know. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you, guys for listening.

[Jason]

You did a good job. Congratulations. I want you to hear me.

[David]

No, no, no.

[Jason]

I'm so proud of you.

[David]

And I really appreciate, like, all the help. Everybody. Everybody really, really crushed it. Especially Ferris. I wish Ferris was here, but Ferris is really great. Jay, you crushed it.

[Jason]

Thank you.

[David]

You stayed out long nights partying with us, Joe. I know how difficult that is for you.

[Jason]

Zayn was so funny. Ilia was incredible.

[David]

It was all great. So thank you, and thank you for everyone that watched. All right, guys, we will see you on Thursday for the next pod. Thank you, guys for tuning in. We really appreciate you guys listening, listening and.