David Looks Up His Crush

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: “David Looks Up His Crush”

Release Date: October 10, 2025

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Overview

In this lively episode, David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and recurring co-host Natalie reunite to banter about money, nostalgia, high school dynamics, and the evolving landscape of creativity—skipping seamlessly between discussions of Ferraris, AI-generated content, awkward high school crushes, and why David will never go camping. Throughout, the trio’s trademark humor and candid storytelling are front and center, with plenty of laughs, tender moments, and wild digressions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Natalie’s Big Spending & Ferrari Purchase

• [01:10–03:36] Natalie reveals she spent over $300,000 recently, including buying her first car—a Ferrari—and generously gifting $100,000 to her best friend Tierney.
  • The group jokes about Natalie upgrading to “sugar mama” status.
  • David clarifies that Natalie had saved carefully; this was her first significant personal splurge after years of frugality.
  • “I fucking love that car.” — Natalie, [02:53]
  • David and Jason tease Natalie about whether buying a Ferrari attracts romantic interest ("It may do the opposite. Probably not. It may like scare people away." — David, [03:16]).

Gifting Money: Etiquette and Pranks

• [04:00–06:07] Natalie describes her anxiety over giving her friend $100,000; her friend struggled to accept it out of disbelief.
  • The hosts joke about “the proper number of times to refuse” such a gift, mock-reenacting the awkwardness.
  • They brainstorm video pranks involving surprise gifts and reactions ("If they say no, I'm gonna take it back immediately. Not gonna give it back to them." — David, [05:20]).

Recap & Reactions: The Eating Challenge Saga

• [06:08–07:56] The team discusses the polarizing fan reactions to their on-podcast eating challenges.
  • David receives a death threat over eating on the pod: "Somebody's like, I'm gonna slit your throat if you eat again on the pod." ([06:21])
  • They clear up last week’s food mystery—David had been eating a tortilla chip from Takaya, which stumped fans.

Viral Food Reviewers & Mukbangs

• [08:03–10:14] David introduces Davis, a trending teenage cafeteria food reviewer on TikTok, sparking a conversation about why food content is so addictive. Natalie loves mukbangs, especially those by Kelia ("She makes a messy thing look beautiful." — David, [09:27]).
• The trio distinguishes between “cute” eaters and chaotic eaters—Natalie mercilessly critiques David’s eating style.

The Future of Creativity & AI

• [10:14–13:45] Turning thoughtful, David discusses how AI tools (and platforms like Sora) are birthing new creative roles, praising creators who excel at “prompting” AI for hyperrealistic content.
  • He dramatically reads a sample AI video prompt, marveling at its cinematic detail.
  • “This guy’s fucking directing AI…” — David, [12:36]
• Jason and David debate if AI-generated scenes could (or should) replace vlog content.

AI, TikTok, and Democratized Creativity

• [13:45–15:25] David reflects on how TikTok made viral, funny content universally accessible, predicting that AI will soon democratize filmmaking itself.

The Infiltration of AI in Hollywood

• [15:07–15:40] Jason mentions that Hollywood now morphs a handful of takes into many via AI.
  • “Maybe my dream of recording one podcast will soon be… people not being able to tell if we record a new podcast or if it's AI.” — David, [15:29]

Nostalgia: High School, Crushes, and Truth is…

• [16:53–27:54] The episode takes a nostalgic turn:
  • David shares odd “facts” about Napoleon, then pivots to reminiscing on eras the hosts wish they’d lived in (“Seventies,” says Jason; “Nineties” for Natalie).
  • They dive into adolescent experiences: cumbersome landlines, party lines, Facebook “Truth is” statuses (where overriding need for likes exposed school crushes).
  • “The most popular status... is this thing called Truth is…” — David, [24:29]
  • David and Jason swap stories of unrequited high school love and social group divides ("There would be, like, really hot girls… she could pull 250 likes now." — David, [25:22]).

When High School Social Rules Break Down

• [26:05–29:49] David recalls the "theater kid becomes hot" phenomenon at a hypnotist assembly: "She got hypnotized and turned on the part of her… that was hot girl." — David, [27:46]
• Jason shares a serendipitous adult encounter with an old high school friend, leading to heartfelt reflections on lost connections.

High School Traditions & Lasting Memories

• [33:47–36:20] Natalie describes her sister’s high school tradition, “Senior Sunrise,” where seniors pull an all-nighter in Chicago: "They stay up all night talking, hanging, probably drinking... and then they come back for school." — Natalie, [34:36]
• David reminisces about treasuring his last moments at high school—“sucking in every last memory” ([35:30]).

Camping, Outdoors, and David’s Aversion to Nature

• [36:46–42:36] The trio swaps camping and field trip stories:
  • David and Natalie recall Camp Edwards and camp pranks with “midnight service.”
  • David adamantly opposes camping and even “glamping”: "I hate camping. There's nothing worse." ([39:53]) and blames his parents’ love of nature for his aversion.
  • Jason presses David on whether he’s ever enjoyed the outdoors; David insists his happiness comes from other places.

Smoking Indoors: A Lost Era

• [43:06–44:44] David fixates humorously on why he loves smoking indoors, recounts friends’ houses turned yellow by cigarette smoke, and wonders about smoking policies on planes.
  • “It's also funny how it was like smoking sections on a plane. Like you're on a tube.” — David, [44:15]

Air Travel, Cruises, and the Wealthy’s Camaraderie

• [44:44–46:27] The group laments the lost luxury of bars on planes and discusses the realities of “experiential” travel, like cruises and yachts.
  • “Would you rather have a bar there or 10 more seats?” — Jason, [44:54]

Crime Documentaries and Wild Netflix Stories

• [47:03–48:21] Jason describes watching a Netflix docuseries about a USC quarterback turned cocaine kingpin and another about a charismatic inmate convinced to befriend a serial killer for a lower sentence.

Navigating Social Etiquette in Hollywood

• [48:27–49:23] Jason’s daughter’s teacher forbids movie criticism at school because so many students are “nepo babies.”
  • David admits he’s learned to “bite his tongue” on movie opinions at industry parties.

Finishing on Friendship and FOMO

• [49:26–50:01] Jason accuses David and Natalie of not inviting him to Craig's, his favorite restaurant. They finish on laughs, sign-offs, and friendly teases.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Natalie’s Ferrari Purchase:
  • "I fucking love that car." — Natalie, [02:53]
• On Generosity (and Awkwardness):
  • "What's the appropriate number of times to say no when someone gives you $100,000?" — Jason, [04:32]
  • "If they say no, I'm gonna take it back immediately." — David, [05:20]
• On David's eating style:
  • "She makes it look cute and you make it look like you're about to like choke and die when you're eating." — Natalie, [09:47]
• On AI Creatives:
  • “This guy’s fucking directing AI.” — David, [12:36]
• On Social Clout & High School Crushes:
  • "The biggest flex was after you got a lot of likes, you'd make another post... ‘Hey, I can't get to everyone today.’" — David, [24:48]
• On Experiencing the Outdoors:
  • "I have had the same mindset since I've been a high schooler. I fucking hate camping." — David, [37:41]
  • "I don't know, but I find joy other places. It's not that I'm miserable." — David, [42:38]
• On Smoking Indoors:
  • "I always look at like... smoking indoors. Cuz like all my friends, like parents used to smoke indoors and the ceilings would like be like yellow." — David, [43:29]
• On Hollywood Etiquette:
  • "I bite my tongue about movies I don't like... strictly when we're at, like, award after parties." — David, [49:10]

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Timestamps for Highlight Segments

• 01:10–03:36: Natalie’s spending spree & Ferrari purchase
• 04:00–06:07: Gifting money & surprise pranks
• 06:08–07:56: Eating challenge drama & tortilla chip reveal
• 08:03–10:14: Food reviewers & mukbangs
• 10:14–15:29: AI creators and the future of content
• 16:53–27:54: High school nostalgia, crushes, and “Truth is…”
• 26:05–27:54: “Theater kids become hot” hypnotist story
• 33:47–36:20: Senior Sunrise and high school memories
• 36:46–42:36: Camping & David’s nature aversion
• 43:06–44:44: Smoking indoors, flights, and nostalgia
• 44:44–46:27: Luxury travel, cruises, and camaraderie
• 47:03–48:21: Netflix crime documentaries
• 48:27–49:23: Social anxiety in Hollywood circles

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Tone & Language

The episode is extremely conversational, irreverent, peppered with inside jokes, self-deprecation, and affectionate ribbing. While full of lighthearted debate and playful ridiculing (often at David’s expense for his quirks and dislikes), there are moments of genuine nostalgia, thoughtful industry insight, and reflections on friendship and the passage of time.

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Summary Takeaway

“David Looks Up His Crush” highlights what makes the VIEWS podcast unique—a blend of outrageous anecdotes, authentic personal reflection, and timeless group chemistry, all delivered with a comedic edge. From Ferraris to Facebook flirting, from AI filmmaking to midnight camp pranks, David, Jason, and Natalie keep things simultaneously hilarious and oddly insightful.

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What'S up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with Natalie. Jason's here. Natalie has been spending a lot of money this last week.

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Yes, I have.

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Big time spender.

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Big time spender.

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Over $300,000.

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Unreal.

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I think she's full blown, like sugar mama now.

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Yeah, I know for sure.

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So the last vlog, she bought a Ferrari.

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Yes, I did.

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And then gave her best friend 100. Which also. She's throwing around the word best friend, like so easily.

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David's really offended.

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Yeah.

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She was like, stop saying best friend.

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She's been talking about her for like the last, like month. I know, I know. You said.

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When she said Tierney, I was like, I've never heard of anyone named Tierney.

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Yeah. I was like, what? She's like, I really want to go give my best friend, like, money. She's going through time. I'm like, I'm your friend and best friend at that.

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I've never gotten money.

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I've never gotten money from you.

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Do you have a lot of broke guys in your DMs now?

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I do have a few.

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We should clear up also the fact of why you bought a Ferrari.

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Yes.

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Because I feel like it's.

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I don't want people to think that I'm like some Ballin multi millionaire, have all this money to spend. It was all like.

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Yeah. With all due respect. Yeah. Like Natalie. This is the first car Natalie's ever purchased on her own.

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Yes.

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I bought her the Bronco and the Mercedes.

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Yeah.

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So like, she's had a lot of time to save. Yeah. For like a really, really special car. And she's been looking for a while. Yeah. And she's been doing this job for 10 years.

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Yep.

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She doesn't spend money on anything actually, if you think about it. Cause every Time, like even if you see her travel, it's all for work. So I'm either covering it or Brand's covering it. Yeah. So this is the first time I've seen Natalie splurge.

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She bought a house and how does it feel?

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Yeah, how does it feel?

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Honestly, I feel great. I feel good. I'm so. Well, I'm just. Well, it all went to like, obviously the car was a very personal. Like I've been looking for a long time for a car. I definitely spent more on that car than I had originally anticipated on spending for a car. But at the same time, I fucking love that car. You do? Oh, I love it.

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You just posted about it like a day ago. Guys hit you up or no, like.

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Guys that I know or random guys?

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Guys that you know?

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Yeah, a lot of my friends.

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Cause I feel like that's a good in. If I've been wanting to talk to you is like a Ferrari purchase. It's like a good bridge between a guy.

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Yeah. Nobody that like, I'm interested.

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Nobody's trying to hook up with you. Yeah.

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No one's like, hey girl, let's go on a date in that Ferrari.

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I guess it is like a little bit different, right? Like girls getting a Ferrari could actually be. I even was honest with her when she was buying the Ferrari. She was like, you think this is going to help me with guys? And I was like, honestly, it actually may do the opposite. Probably not. It may like scare people away. Right? They'll be like, what the fuck? Why does she have this and I don't.

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When have you had a nice car and you, you caught the eye of a girl cuz you're a nice car. Never. Girls don't care. Girls don't care about cars.

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I think I. I don't know.

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I'm not like driving around and girls are like, can I, can I hop in?

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Yeah.

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But like, does it happen like behind me knowing. I'm sure, right? Like, I'm sure there's a girl that's like me because Corona gave me a Ferrari.

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And how was your friend?

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Yeah, how was the surprise?

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It was great. I mean like, I was so, so nervous. I was like shaking. Could barely sleep. Like, I don't know.

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She denied it for a while.

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Yeah. She did not want to accept it.

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She did not want to accept the money. Like, take it back.

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Even, like, like, even I've like given her like small gifts. You know, she got married and had a baby and I'd given her small gifts for those occasions and whatnot. And Those, to her, were, like, enormous, you know, so this, I think, was, like, almost incomprehensible. You know? What's.

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What's the appropriate time. What's the appropriate number of times to say no when someone gives you $100,000?

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Like, how. How many times you turn it down? Yeah, I think it's case by case, I think, with Grandma. Twice.

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Twice.

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I can't. I can't take it. Take the money.

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Yeah. Give me 100,000.

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Give you 100,000.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Right now as David to Jason.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, Jay.

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No. David, no.

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Wait, what?

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David, no.

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I haven't even said what I'm doing.

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Oh, go ahead.

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Jay. Jay, I want to give you $100,000 for your kids. David, I wanted to save for here on the pod.

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Please. I can't. I can't take that from you.

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That's fine. That's okay. I don't. I guess I'll just keep it. If you feel bad about it. I'll keep the money.

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I would talk myself about it.

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That's actually a really funny way to surprise somebody.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Sorry. Yeah. Bye.

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Be like, I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm gonna surprise someone with $10,000. But, yeah, if they say no. If they say no, I'm gonna take it back immediately. Not gonna give it back to them. That's really good.

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We had an idea like that the other day.

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We did. We had that. Do we talk about on the pot?

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No.

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Yeah.

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It was a really good idea of it. And then Ferris squashed it. No. Do you.

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Yeah, yeah. It was. Okay. So we surprise 10 people or, like, X amount of people with $1,000. And the person with the worst reaction, we, like, give them $50,000. We thought that would play weird in the video. Like, you reacted so horribly to this.

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Yeah.

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They'd be so confused that we want to give you even more money.

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Okay.

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Yeah. So we didn't do that.

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And by the way, the thing that you were eating in the last episode, everyone guessed it.

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Oh, they did?

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Yeah. Did they? Yeah. Well, not down to the brand.

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I got a death threat about one. Death threat.

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Why don't people like the eating challenge?

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Somebody's like, I'm gonna slit your throat if you eat again on the pod.

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I love it.

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I love the eating challenge.

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Yeah.

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So did people guess that it was a chip? A tortilla chip?

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I saw tortilla chip. I saw tortilla chip from Chipotle. Tortilla chip from Chipotle. And I don't think they got it.

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No.

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Where was it from?

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Tortilla chip from Takaya.

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Takaya.

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So you don't owe anybody 100 bucks? Thankfully, yeah. Because there's no way anybody was gonna guess Takaya.

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It was you.

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It was you.

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You were gonna give the hundred.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I thought I was gonna match your hundred.

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No, I don't think so.

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Did you know that tortilla chips. This is gonna sound like I'm a fucking idiot, but, like, really think about it and it, like, really you up. What now?

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I just. I know what you're gonna say, and it's not that crazy, but go for it.

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That a tortilla chip is from a tortilla. A tortilla?

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Yeah. I didn't know that. I never thought about that.

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Wait, what? You guys didn't know that you just cut up a tortilla chip, throw it in some oil or tortilla.

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But I, I. For some reason I thought, obviously it's the same thing, but I thought you take a little bit of the tortilla and it blows up into like something the size of a chip. Like, I was eating tortilla chips, like they were like fucking celery on the side of my meal. But now when I eat chipotle and I have a bag of chips, that's like me getting my burrito quadruple wrapped. I know for sure, like, what one. One burrito tortilla makes like six chips. Yeah, probably that fucks me up. Like, now that I know that for.

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Some reason, like, I can't eat chips like you did before.

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Yeah. I can't. Like, I can't participate in the same way.

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Why?

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Because I think it's like. I think it's fucking gross.

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Yeah, it's a lot. When you're consuming chips, it's just a lot of.

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What do you think of queso?

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I fucking love queso.

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It's so much.

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Do you see this new, new tiktoker that's blowing up?

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No.

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His name's Davis.

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Oh, yes.

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He's like. I have to ballpark, like, 13, 14 year old kid.

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Yeah.

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Maybe a little now. 13, 14, and he's. He just reviews cafeteria food. It's fucking incredible. He's like.

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He sits in the lunchroom.

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He's the cutest kid. He's like, okay, Davis here today, I'm reviewing. I have chicken nuggets, I have barbecue sauce, and it's fun. And all the comments, first of all, they're like top brands. It'll be like Kraft Mac and cheese will be like, wow, David's. Just mixed the ranch with the ketchup. There's a lot for me to think about.

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Lots of pack.

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Yeah. It's like. And then you'll have like, It'll get like 3, 4, 5 million views. Wow. And the top comments will be like, I'm a 33 year old man at my job. No idea why I'm sitting through this four minute food review of this middle, middle schooler or this high schooler in his cafeteria. But I'm doing it. It's really good.

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You watch a lot of food reviews?

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I watch so many. I love a mukbanger.

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You do?

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Yeah. My favorite. I think her name's Kelia. She eats like the big.

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She's the one with the big mouth.

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Yes. She always wears like big red lipstick.

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Yeah.

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And she eats like burritos and she dips like she gets a whole cup full of like raising cane sauce, dips the whole thing in, like submerges it and then takes. Oh my God.

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It's like incredible.

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But it's the way their lips cover.

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Yeah. It's like the way that she looks specifically while eating the burrito is like so satisfying.

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What does she do? She has like a pleasing face. Like she's very pleased. Like what makes a good food review?

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I think she's like a pretty girl and she makes a messy thing look beautiful.

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Looks cute. Yeah, she makes it look cute even though she's fucking devouring.

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I think that's like a real. I've always, I've always had like a concern of whether or not am I, am I, am I good at eating or am I bad?

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Yeah.

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Because people are sometimes captivated by the way I eat food, but I don't know if it's like a negative thing.

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So the. So this is how I decipher between you and someone like Helia. She makes it look cute and you make it look like you're about to like choke and die when you're eating. Like your eyes bulge out of your.

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But is it the same amount of retention? Like, are you still.

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No, because I'm not like, I'm looking at her and I'm like, oh, this is cute. It's satisfying. You're doing it. I'm like, ew.

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I know. Are you, are you looking at us for the same amount of time?

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No. I have to look away from you. Her. I can watch the whole thing.

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So last episode we talked about, we talked about like AI and Jason was like, how do you think is going to change the creator landscape?

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You didn't have an answer?

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Yeah, well, now I have an answer. I've been thinking about it. I think there's going to be new types of creators. So I've been on. I've been using the AI app, doing some research for the podcast for the Sora, and I'm starting to see creators like, emerge on there that are actually like. Like, okay, so this guy, for example, he posted a video and one of the top comments on his video is your prompting is God tier. So people are like so excited about this guy because the way he prompts and the way he tells AI to do things is really incredible. So. So, Jason, let's say so. So his. This one page that he has, I assume he has multiple pages, but this one page that he runs is just a cooking page. So he has an AI chef cut open an AI turkey and make AI food. Right.

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Okay.

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And what you would say to your AI if you wanted to make that, you'd be like, can you show me a chef in a white outfit cutting open a turkey and stuffing it with gravy?

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Yeah.

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Or whatever. That's what you'd say. But this is his prompt, which is crazy.

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Yeah.

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And his food looks so hyper realistic that you can't even def. You can't tell that it's fucking AI because this is a prompt. He goes. Style and tech cinematic grade. Soft anamorphic bouquet, gentle lens flare. Shallow DOF f 1.8 to 2.8 HDR global shutter. Natural motion blur macro capable 50 to 85 millimeter equivalent key light 3000 to 3200. Tungsten at 45 degrees with diffusion. Subtle back rim light to outline steam and glaze. Warm palette, golden brown skin tones. Desaturated background for subject isolation. Camera ultra slowly dolly and with slight handled handheld breath. Extreme macro of rolled pork on a board. Fresh stream rises. Micro specular highlights sparkle on the rendered fat. That's scene one. That's just scene one. Scene one takes about three seconds.

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All for a turkey video.

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Yeah. No, this is a piece of rolled pork. And then I'll go to scene two. Three to seven seconds. Memory of heat close up on the crust. I can't read that word. Thin glossy glaze moving with micro vicious flow. Camera 45 degree slider move mid shot rack focus front crust to rear sheen.

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Jesus.

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Sound gentle sizzle tail tiny oil crackles. So like. So this guy's fucking directing AI is he?

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Sounds like he's AI who? How do you even put those. That string of words.

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Do you think he has like a film background to know all Those lines.

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I mean, he must.

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I think that's what. I think this is what's making AI kind of interesting is it's. It's literally. I know it's. I know it's taking away jobs and it's making creativity a little bit tougher, but I think it's just like, re. Skinning what we see creativity as. Yeah, I think this is what. This is. The problem with. This was the problem with TikTok. I always said when TikTok was musically first, I was like, oh, this is gonna kill my vlogs for me. Like, there will be no way to be. To compile as many funny things as you can get on a scroll in TikTok. And that's because everyone on the planet, I believe that everybody's funny. Everybody at least has one funny thing that happens to them every month. And the only thing is, how do you get it out there to the audience? And that's TikTok. Right. And TikTok has made it so easy for anyone to be. Anyone to be funny. Like, your friend from your hometown who's never had any social media can make one good joke and it could get five fucking million views. And everyone's seen it. And everyone's like, have you seen that TikTok? And people will be like, yeah, I have. That's it. She's gotten it out there. And with little. She didn't need anything. And now. Now it's. Now it's even made filmmaking accessible. And it's going to. So now your fucking hometown friend who wants to make a short film and maybe doesn't wanna make a funny, goofy TikTok now can make the short film in her fucking room can go. This is exactly how I want the scene to go. This is where I want a shot from. This is. I want. I want this on a Steadicam. I want this on a handheld.

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Would you ever AI a scene for your vlog?

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I thought about it. Like, I thought about. She surprised Tierney with the 100 grand, right. Her best friend. I was like, nat, you know what's crazy is that could have all been AI. Cause we went to Chicago to film it. Yeah. And I was like, you could have actually sent her the money. Yeah. Just sent it to her. Yeah. And we could have still filmed it. She's like, AI generated and AI generate the whole.

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I could have been like, well, not at this point.

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No, no, no, no. Not at this point.

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But, yeah, eventually.

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That's what. I will never do that.

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Yeah.

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But I was just making an example that, like, Natalie could easily typed into a prompt, like, friend, who's been friends with this girl for a long time. Her mom is going through some stuff. She needs help.

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Emotional, upbeat girl giving the money is super sexy and the most beautiful one.

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In the world generated. And you just send them right.

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Enough prompting.

[C]

Yeah. Then you go, wow. Yeah. I mean, it takes, like all the work out of it. Like, you just. It just doesn't.

[A]

Well, it takes everything out of everything.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like.

[B]

Well, now Hollywood movies are. They're totally doing, like, so much AI and all the movies being done right now. I heard what they do now is they used to do 20 takes of a scene. Now they do three takes. And they can take those three takes and morph them into the 20 takes. So you save an hour.

[A]

Oh, and have 20 takes out of the three.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's incredible.

[A]

Maybe my dream of recording one podcast will soon be. Dude, could you imagine? What if we. I think we're a year away from people not being able to tell if we record a new podcast or if it's AI.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Isn't that fucking crazy to think about?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All of a sudden you're like, we're doing two episodes a day. People are like, this is suspicious.

[B]

Boy, these guys are really on it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dave must love the podcast again.

[A]

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[B]

Bonaparte.

[A]

Bonaparte Bonner. Part Napoleon Boner. Napoleon sometimes disguised himself as a commoner and walked the streets of Paris asking people what they thought of the emperor. Oh, it's pretty good.

[C]

It kind of sounds like you.

[A]

Yeah, it's very me coded.

[B]

What do you think of David?

[A]

Handsome, isn't he? Then it says Napoleon sometimes carried roast meat in his coat and handed out bites to soldiers, like little snacks. I love that. First off, because, like, that is something I want to be like. You know how, like, old people have those fucking caramel candies in their pockets?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You want to hand out mints to the.

[A]

I want to hand out mints or, like, Tootsie Rolls or something. I think that'd be fun.

[B]

Try the meat with John Castro. See if he'll take it.

[A]

Oh, John would work extra hard if I had beef jerky in my pocket. Wait, you know what? I actually don't think these Napoleon facts are real.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Cause the next one says Napoleon famously wore his hat sideways so he could stash a big baguette in the fold.

[B]

Real anymore.

[C]

Nothing's real.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

Nothing's real.

[B]

I mean, Jake Paul's not real.

[A]

No, Jake Paul's actually gay. I actually. You know what? I don't. I mean, who knows? Maybe Napoleon was, like, really vibey. Like this. No. Oh, Bonaparte. There we go. At least we. At least we figured out the last name.

[C]

Is that it for the fun facts? He just fed people and.

[A]

Well, I can't give you more after that. One that says he put a baguette in his hat.

[C]

But, like, baguettes were pretty big deal back then. Maybe he.

[A]

No, he wouldn't, Natalie.

[B]

He's a fucking big ass.

[A]

He wouldn't. He wouldn't do that.

[C]

Big ass at.

[A]

Well, if you could be born into any time period, which one would you be born into? That's a really good question that I just came up with.

[B]

Seventies.

[A]

Seventies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For what?

[B]

Go to, like. Go to, like, Studio 54. That'll be cool.

[A]

You think they'd let you in, Jay? You think it's just. You just have access to the. Cool.

[B]

I'd work at it. You have to find my way in.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. You're still Jason nash in the 70s, right?

[B]

Okay. But who knows? Maybe. Maybe I would be a star then.

[A]

Maybe that is when you would.

[B]

Yeah, maybe that'd be my thing, you.

[C]

Know, I'd be, like, 1980 so that I could be, like, a teenager in the 90s.

[B]

What's so great about being a teenager in the 90s?

[C]

I just, like, think that the 90s were such a fun time.

[A]

That's a good way to put it.

[B]

Like what? Like grunge music.

[C]

Grunge music. Just, like, not really grunge music. I don't know why I said that.

[B]

Hillary Duff is Hilary Duff. Is that the 90s?

[A]

That's what was Cool, dude. What was cool is like you could call your friend to hang out and by doing that, their parents would pick up and you'd have to ask if your friends at home. Like, that was the cool part. Landlines? No. Cell phones. That was fucking sick. I don't actually can't even conceptualize how we used to hang out.

[C]

Pre Internet. That's kind of pre Internet, but not super pre Internet.

[B]

Where, like. I can tell you what was like pre Internet. I remember when I got a phone.

[C]

That's crazy. I got a phone too. But I want to be like. I want to be like 20 in the 90s and like here in LA, going to the clubs, doing the thing.

[A]

One of the first times I got a boner was. Was when was kind of pre Internet. And it was. So there's this game on the computer. It was the Snake game. Huh?

[C]

The Snake game.

[A]

No, no, no. It was like this, like. Think Runescape.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But like, it was. Yeah, you could like interact with multiple people and you'd walk up to somebody and you could talk to them and you could chat with them. Okay. And I was like 14 at the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you're like, you're an astronaut bouncing around Mars. That's basically the game.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

There's no concept to. You're just bouncing around. It's very early 2000s game.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was 14 and I bounced up to like somebody who's a female in the game. And I was like, hey. And I started chatting her up and I lied to her about my age because I figured obviously, like, you can't be on there when you're 14.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I was like, hey, I'm 20 years old. And you, like, flirt with the other astronauts. And she goes, hey, I'm 15. And I fucking freaked out. I was like, fuck, she's my age. She's my fucking age. And I lied to her. And I lied to her. But then I started talking to her more. I was like, I actually lied. I'm actually. And I don't think you could say your age. Cause I was 14 at the time. So I had to like. You had to get around that. But yeah, I was flirting with her as an astronaut and I got a boner.

[B]

You got a boner.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

I remember hearing a party line for the first time.

[A]

A party?

[B]

Yeah. Like, you would call in, you would. You would call this phone line and then you'd be like, this is. No, before the Internet, you'd be like, hey, what's up? And then someone. Some Someone be like, hey, how's it going? And then some girl be like, hey, what's going on? I'm in.

[C]

I'm like chat Roulette, but for phones.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wait.

[A]

You'd call a random person and you could just like flirt with them.

[B]

You call the line and then you get sent in a room and then you start talking to people when you're like 14, 15.

[A]

Oh, that's sick.

[B]

Yeah, and people. People weren't as fucking crazy as they are now. Cuz I remember being on there and like nobody was like, I'm gonna fuck your pussy. No one said anything bad.

[A]

Oh, it was just like literally just people wanting to talk.

[B]

Yeah, it's your generation that lost your mind.

[A]

Yeah, that's really sick. Do you remember when. Do you remember?

[B]

That concept was probably so nouveau that people were just like, hello. Hi, who are you?

[A]

Yeah, that is really crazy. Just connecting to random people. Yeah, but Chat Roulette and Omegle were like the best times of my life. There wasn't a sleepover that we didn't do. Omegle. Yeah, there was not a sleepover being video conference with random people. I thought all the hot we were again, 15, 16 at the time, all the hot girls were always in California. So I had this like fucking crazy perception of California. I was like, it's just hot girls there, dude. It's just hot girls. I think honestly that's what sparked me wanting to move to LA to. When I was doing Vine, I was like, it's all them. The sun for some reason, cooks them to the perfect hotness. So, yeah, that was a big part. And then remember when, I don't know if Jason, you know this, but there's a time where you'd call somebody and they could have this setting that it'd be like, listen to some music while your party is reached. And then you'd hear like metro station pop up.

[C]

Yes, yes, I remember this only like.

[A]

The, like the most angsty. Like, okay, so this girl, not angsty, but like this girl named Rhiannon. Yeah, Rhiannon had this on her line.

[B]

Rihanna was like such an angsty name.

[A]

Rhiannon had cool DC shoes, skinny jeans. Her shoelaces were neon and like very shoes. What? What is that? What is that? Sceney.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

What is that? Yeah, what is that? Like, like, not, God, emo, but like fun emo. Like skater. Yeah, skater, skater.

[B]

Avril Lavigne.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And she was one of the only people with that ringtone. Like when you would Call her. It wouldn't ring. It. Stop your ring. And it'd be like, please listen to some music while your party is reached. You'd hear the full song, but it'd be really, really bad. It'd be, like, so muffled. It'd be like someone's recording it. Someone put their phone next to and recorded it. Yeah, it'd be really bad. And then I used to borrow. I had, like, a really shitty phone, so I'd have to borrow Alex's to text Rhiannon. I had, like, a crush on her, so I would borrow John and Alex's phone to text her and flirt with her on. On their phones.

[B]

Do you ever go on Facebook and look her up or anything? You ever like. Do you ever do that? Look up, look up girls you had a crush on in high school and see what they look like now.

[A]

Well, Facebook was. I used to dominate Facebook. Like, I used to.

[B]

Like, when you were a teen.

[A]

Yeah. I looked like I loved. Like, what? Well, when Twitter came out, I had this big thing in my head that I needed more followers than Natalie.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And when Facebook was around, like, it was all about how many likes you can get on a status.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Like, that was. And the most popular. So the most popular status that always gets you the most likes is this thing called Truth is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you know what that is?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So you would come. So you'd make a status, and you'd say, truth is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then people would like it. Everyone that likes it, you go on their wall and you go, truth is, Rhiannon, you're really pretty. I wish I got to hang out with you more, but we don't really see each other too much. I love you. Text me something like that. Oh, so you'd like, you'd. And you'd fucking pray to God that the hot girl from school likes that. No likes. The truth is, because then you can write on her wall, and it's like a big fucking.

[B]

So you're being, like, really open about your crush.

[A]

You. I mean, no, you'd still be shy when you comment on their wall. But it's like, you only made the status to see how many likes you would get and to get those, like, two, three people that you really want to like it.

[B]

How many likes we talking?

[A]

Fuck. Like, the 40 popular girls.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think I was pulling, like, probably 70 to 90.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah. Which is pretty badass, but, like, pretty badass. There would be, like, really hot girls that are, like, the popular girls in Lake county. Like, that, like, coming to the fair. And you're like, oh, my God, she's fucking here. Like. Like, when she was there, it was, like, a big deal. She could pull 250 likes now. The truth. Like, shit. But. And then she. It'd be one of those like. And the biggest flex was after you got a lot of likes. You'd make another post on your own wall being like, hey, I can't get to everyone today. Like, that's how you're like, God damn, dude. Melanie's so busy. Melanie's so busy knocking these out, she doesn't even have time to get to them, she's so fucking popular.

[C]

What a time.

[B]

Did you ever have people in high school that, like, suddenly became hot? Like, out of nowhere?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, we had two girls in our high school that, like, in ninth grade, no one ever said a fucking thing about them. But then by 11th or 12th grade, it was like, oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's really interesting.

[A]

I mean, do you have a story of yours? Because I have the most specific moment when a woman. When a girl became hot.

[B]

I don't have a specific moment. No, but.

[A]

So in senior year, for us. I may have said this on the pod already, but senior year, we had this, like, everyone goes to everyone. Wait, you should talk about your sister's senior year tradition, because I think that's crazy. Right after this. Remind me. But so senior year, we go. They, like, rented out, like, a party venue, and everyone goes there, and they brought a hypnotist, and the hypnotist pulled out random people, and there's this girl who's like a theater girl kind of quiet, and at the time, you'd separate in your head. Right. Cause you're a kid, you're in high school. The hot girls are hot.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

The theater kids are theater kids.

[B]

Yes. That's what happened. The theater kids became hot.

[A]

Yes, that's exactly what happened for us, too. Because in high school, you're like.

[B]

You threw the balance off.

[A]

Yeah, it's not. Theater kids don't become hot till college.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause that is when everyone just becomes, oh, you're just a per. Like, this is segregating the theater kids and they're popular because, like, that's fucked up. You only do that in high school for some reason. But anyway, this girl got hypnotized, and the hypnotist, which now thinking back is kind of weird that he did this to, like, a high schooler, but he was like, pretend you're a supermodel and this is your big show, and you're on the Runway. And she, like, flicked her hair back and, like, all of the gu. All of the guys were like, jaws drop. The fuck is going on?

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah, we were losing our mind.

[B]

She got hypnotized and changed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

In that moment, she got hypnotized and, like, turned on the part of her.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That was hot, girl.

[B]

Like, never.

[A]

Like, I don't think she ever used it. I don't think she even ever knew.

[B]

Unleashed it.

[A]

She just like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm telling you, every guy in the room was like, after the thing. After the thing happened. And, like, the. The. The little crowd dispersed. It was all students. It was like all 80 to 100 kids watching this happen. And after everyone got off stage, like, the girls went, shit. Said her name. The girls. The girls went to her and they were like, oh, my God, that was so crazy. All the guys literally formed a little group and they were like, did you fucking see what I saw? And everyone's like, yeah. And then, like, my guys, my. My guy friends were like, I think I'm going to try to get her number. And like, I had no poll in high school, so I was, like, so jealous. I was like, fucking good luck, bro.

[B]

Let me know what happens.

[A]

That was, like, a big deal.

[C]

That's so funny.

[A]

Yeah, that changed everything.

[B]

I had a friend in high school. I had a really, really, really good friend, but we were in two different social groups, so we couldn't hang out. But I would talk to him every day.

[A]

Like, he went in. What were the social groups?

[B]

He was in the cool emo Depeche Mode. Like, they smoked. And I was friends with the jocks, but I hated my friends, so you.

[A]

Couldn'T hang out with them.

[B]

Yeah. So I'd be like, we should hang out. And they'd be like, yeah, but you can't really come here. And I can't really go there. But I would talk to him every day, and he was.

[A]

The fuck.

[B]

He was so funny. His name was Josh Kell. And then one day when I was in. When I was living here maybe like, I don't know, five years ago, I'm running down by the beach. You know, I like to run down by the beach. It's my favorite fucking thing. I'm fucking running down by the beach.

[A]

No way.

[B]

Go ahead. I'm running down by the beach and. And I run by in a little apartment on the water. On the water. And through a screen, he goes, jason Nash.

[C]

No. Jason Nash.

[A]

No way. And I go.

[B]

I go, what?

[C]

What?

[B]

What? Like that. And he Goes, it's Josh Kell.

[A]

No way. Yeah.

[B]

And I go, shut the fuck up. And it's a screen so you can't see his face. And I'm like, that's really funny. And. And I was like, someone's fucking with me. Like, someone knows about Josh Kell. And he's like, I swear to God, man. It's fucking me. It's fucking me. I'm here on business for six months.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And then I was like. And he fucking came outside, and I was like, what the fuck? It was the best.

[A]

And then you had sex with him?

[B]

And then I had sex with him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we went and had drinks, and he was like, still so funny.

[A]

Wait, that's crazy.

[B]

You guys still smoked?

[A]

You guys went to hang out?

[B]

Yeah, it was the best.

[A]

Wait, that's cool. Wait, wait. When did you see him in high school? What year was that?

[B]

In high school? We went to. We were the same grade, so ninth to tenth.

[A]

Oh, sorry. Was it in high school is what I'm asking? Like, in high school when you guys had different friend groups?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, but it was such a weird thing.

[A]

And you haven't seen him since high school?

[B]

No, and I wasn't. And I wasn't smart enough to be like, oh, I'm just gonna go hang out with my best friend. I was just like, oh, I can't.

[A]

Did you guys talk about that when you guys hung out?

[B]

Yeah, he'd be like, yeah, it's fucking weird. I mean, I can't stand your friends. And I'm like, yeah, I can't stand.

[A]

Did you talk about that when you, like, met up with him again? Like, did he have the same. Like, did he remember it the same way?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he remembered it the same way.

[A]

He wasn't like, you wouldn't let me come hang out with the jocks.

[B]

No, no, he was just like, yeah, that's just the way it was.

[A]

Wow. That's really.

[B]

I would have let him hang out with the jocks.

[A]

Did you grab his, like, number?

[B]

Yeah, I have his number.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, but he's not Josh. Cal. He was from Chicago, too.

[A]

Oh, so where. Wait, where did you guys go to school together?

[B]

Well, he moved from Chicago to. To Medfield, and so then he was just, like, this cool kid that came from Chicago, and everyone.

[A]

Everyone is cool.

[B]

He would quote Ferris Bueller and he quote Ferris Bueller. He would quote Breakfast Club. He knew every fucking line.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Sounds really funny. I like Chicago people.

[A]

Wait, what do you mean he quote that? Those movies probably just came out right then and there.

[B]

No, they were maybe like 15 years old or 10 years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Damn, Jay. That's fucking quite imagine if that was like. That's crazy. If that was like your high school crush, that would be a serious moment. Maybe one day I'll run into the girl from the hypnotist thing like that.

[B]

I love a hypnotist that comes in in the last period and, like, you don't have to do anything or they bring in like a speaker.

[A]

You'd have that a lot.

[B]

Yeah, not a lot, but maybe a few times a year.

[A]

My favorite is when they would roll the TV in. Did you get very happy? You probably had that.

[B]

Yeah, they rolled it.

[A]

I don't know how fucking old you are. When they would.

[B]

No, we didn't have TVs.

[A]

Really?

[B]

No, not then. Not. Not in 1990. There was. TV wasn't around yet.

[A]

When was it? I can't tell if he's fucking with me. Wait, wait. No, no, no. Obviously at TVs. Did you have TVs in school is what I'm asking. Yeah. Oh, okay.

[B]

We watched the space shuttle go down in school.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Right. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That was crazy stuff. Now.

[C]

Yeah. No, they definitely had TVs.

[A]

Which were you around for? Napoleon.

[B]

Napoleon. I knew. We went to high school.

[A]

Napoleon Dynamite.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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[A]

Okay, what was your sister. What's your sister's tradition? I think this is fucking crazy.

[C]

My sister. My sister's high school is like 5,000 kids. It's a massive school back in Chicago.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And on the last day of school, they have this tradition called Senior Sunrise. And they only live like 25 minutes outside of the city. So everybody.

[A]

And the train runs right through the town.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I mean, like, right through the town like that. It's like suburbia and then train tracks. So you, like walk three minutes and you're on the train.

[C]

And when you're on the train tracks, you can. If it's a clear day, you can, like, see the city. It's really easy to get to. So, like, when we were in Vernon Hills, we didn't really go down to the city that much, but my sister would go pretty frequently because they were so close. And so she has this thing called Senior Sunrise. And on the last. The last day of school is like a couple hours long. So the night before, they all take the train down to the city and they spend all night together. Like, they bring a blanket and they go sit at. It's called Concrete Beach.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like right on Lake Michigan. And they all. They stay up all night talking, hanging, probably drinking, whatever. And they watch the sunrise. And then they come back for school. The last day of school.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, hungover, drunk, exhausted. And they do like their last three hours of school. But it's like this big, like, bonding moment that they do.

[A]

They pull an all nighter. I don't know why I find this crazy. Like, I'm 85 years old, but pull an all nighter and then they go to school.

[B]

And what do they do all night? Just drink.

[C]

Just drink, hang out, walk around.

[B]

And then they go to school.

[A]

Yeah. I don't really get it. I also. My complaint with that is, like, the last day of school, I want to be sharp. Like, I want to, like. I remember my last day of school. I was like, why do you want.

[B]

To be sharp on the left?

[A]

Because I am sucking in every last memory. Like, I am absorbing it like a sponge. And, like, the last thing I would want to be is, like, intoxicated or tired.

[B]

Like, what are you sucking in?

[A]

I mean, everything. You look at everyone's face and you just start like, dude, I remember when we were all in the field house.

[B]

Did you run for class president?

[A]

Not a fucking loser, J.

[B]

It feels like something you would want to do if you're so into high school.

[A]

No, I liked High school because of the lack of responsibility. I wouldn't want to give myself responsibility. High school to me wasn't real. High school was like, you fuck off and you do whatever you want and you have. And you get to hang out with your friends, dude. It's my heaven. I love high school. So. So. Yeah. So the last day, we were all in the field house and we were all like, in our. Oh, my God. We were all in. We were all in our, like, graduation gowns. Like, I'll never forget that. Just looking at everybody like, this is fucking it, brother. This is goodbye. This is. This will never again happen in my life. I will never be here ever again. Isn't that crazy to think about?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. Because I can right now, in my adulthood, I can do. If something happens to me tomorrow, I can most likely do it again in a week. Can't do that with high school. You go to jail.

[B]

So what do you think about this? Charlie's going on to Utah on a 13 hour bus ride this week.

[A]

Why?

[B]

They're going away for five days.

[A]

Charlie's in high school?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the. What's the.

[B]

How would you fare?

[A]

Wait, 13 days?

[B]

No, 5 days, 13 hour ride.

[C]

What kind of field is a field trip?

[B]

They're just like, going to Moab to like, to be in the desert. Did you guys ever, like, do like.

[C]

Like her friends or is this like through school?

[B]

No, school. School. The whole school's going.

[A]

Yeah, we did Camp Edwards.

[B]

No bathroom.

[A]

What the fuck you mean?

[B]

No shower in the woods.

[C]

They shit and shower in the woods.

[A]

Natalie, shut up.

[B]

In the hole.

[C]

It's called camping, brother.

[A]

Natalie, what are you talking about? They shit and. What are you talking about?

[C]

I mean, I'm sure there's. I'm sure there's like.

[A]

It's high school kids. You're not gonna have them fucking pee and poop in a hole, dude, no.

[B]

They poop on the ground.

[A]

No, they don't.

[B]

Maybe there's a porta Potty, but there's no shower. Yeah, it's Moab. Have you ever been to Moab? It's like, it's gorgeous. You can probably get out of it if you wanted to, but probably like.

[C]

Such a big bonding.

[B]

And you get certain amount of points for going to.

[A]

Nope. Hate it. Hate it.

[B]

Couldn't do it.

[A]

Couldn't do it.

[B]

But you're in high school.

[A]

That would be.

[B]

You be with all your friends and you wouldn't have to do homework.

[A]

I have had the same mindset since I've been a high schooler. I fucking hate camping.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I hate the outdoors. I hated Camp Edwards. We went to the fucking.

[B]

What was Camp Edwards like?

[C]

It was like a YMCA camp in Wisconsin.

[B]

Summertime or during the year?

[C]

No, during the school year. So there was no kids there.

[A]

It was like fall.

[C]

Yeah, in fall. And you would just do a bunch of outdoor activities. You would have, like, a small group. Everyone's assigned to different cabins.

[A]

It was like 15 kids, but it.

[C]

Was a whole weekend, like, away from your parents. Your teachers are your chaperones.

[A]

The best part was midnight service that I've talked about. This guy named Felipe was.

[B]

I don't remember that.

[A]

It was. It was. We. I had a fun group because I had like. Like the popular kids in my cabin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, like, some funny guys. And then we had Felipe. And Felipe did this thing called midnight service where he got fully naked and he ran into each of our bunks. I. I told you the story. I. I just think it's so funny. And like. And he would, like. Everyone was laughing. It was so funny. Because he'd, like.

[B]

An adult ran naked into your.

[C]

No, he's a student.

[A]

Oh, he's our. He's our student.

[C]

The adults didn't stay in the cabins.

[A]

No. Yeah. It was just the kids.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

And the cabins were like. They were cabins. So there's no one could hear what's going on in the cabinet. So Felipe was straight up terrorizing us. And it was so funny when he would go to each and every kid until he. Until he turned his attention towards you, which I've said this word for word, but until he, like. Until he focused in on you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then. Then it became not funny. Felipe, get the fuck off me. But then. But then he'd leave you, and then it'd be really funny because he'd go to the next person and continue. Like, that's the only thing I took from camp that was absolutely incredible. I don't like. I don't like not being able to shower. I don't like. I was like, no.

[C]

Well, they had showers at Camp Edwards.

[A]

I know. I don't like, like public, like, you.

[C]

Have to wear flip flops.

[A]

I'm scared of touching the ground. I don't want to get athlete's foot. Like, all these things. I've, like. I don't know.

[C]

I just actually, my. Like one of my friends from camp is back there, like, spending the weekend there. Whatever.

[A]

At Camp Edwards?

[C]

No, no, no. At Camp Robin Hood.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

And.

[A]

Oh, Natalie went to, like, a rich person.

[B]

Camp Camp Robin Hood.

[C]

I went to like a very like middle of the lane camp. Sleep A lay camp. Like there was camps that were way bougier. They had like TVs in their fucking bunks and like. And carpet.

[A]

What was yours?

[C]

Mine was just pure wood shower stalls. Like you had to go walk outside to the shower house. I mean, it was not nice really.

[A]

By any means, but I hate camping. There's nothing worse.

[B]

We should go. We should go camping. All of us.

[C]

We should be so fun. It would be so funny for the vlog.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

I know it sounds. I know it will be funny.

[B]

You want to go glamping?

[A]

No, no, no, no. We got to actually don't like. I don't like glamping either.

[B]

Glamping's fun. There's a great spot up in Santa Barbara that's glamping. You get a little cabin.

[A]

I'm sorry, I really can't.

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

I can't.

[B]

Oh yeah, you hate the. You hate the water.

[A]

I don't. I don't even like, like super nice 20 million dollar house in the woods on the water. Yeah. Even if that. Even if you consider that glamping. I've. I don't like it now.

[C]

I've never liked it.

[A]

I've never liked it since. There's something that I think my. I think it's. My parents did this to me. But my parents loved nature so much where it made me like I would. I fucking hated it.

[B]

Did they make you go out in nature?

[A]

Well, after church, I was like so happy that I finally got my church out of the way. And I was like, time to go home. And they were like gaming. They were like, we're not going home. We're going for a walk. And then we'd go to some fucking forest and we'd walk around on a path with other families walking around. I was like, why the fuck are we walking on this path? I'd lose my mind. And I think that's what got me into like hating. Yeah.

[C]

Doors.

[A]

Hating the outdoors completely. I was like. Because I was never there on my own accord as well.

[B]

Have you ever had a nice moment in the outdoors ever? Like, looked out.

[C]

I don't know why you're looking at me.

[B]

Looked at out the view or like if you had a peaceful, like feeling.

[A]

Right here at my home.

[B]

I always look right here in my mansion.

[A]

No, no, no. Like, like when I moved to la, I'd like drive up to like view spots. Like, I like that because it was like you're like dreaming about what the.

[B]

City holds and what you do here in la. It is kind of foresty here.

[A]

It's different, though. Y.

[B]

That's kind of what I'm thinking about.

[A]

No, I never really.

[B]

You ever been in, like, Mykonos and fucking looked out at the ocean?

[A]

No, I never did.

[B]

Like, holy gosh.

[C]

I think you just named his probably, like, least favorite place.

[A]

I hate Mykonos. That's also a really weird spot to look at the ocean. Holy gosh.

[B]

Well, there's mountains there, like, tie up, so you have, like, a great vantage point.

[A]

Yeah, but of the water, acid, and all these drugs that are just like. That are fucking up nightclubs.

[B]

I don't know what you did there, but.

[A]

Well, there's, like, a lot of distractions. No, I left right away. We all went for, like, a trip and they stayed there for four days. I left day one.

[C]

Didn't even check into his room.

[A]

No, I was like, give me the out of here. I did not, like. I did not like Nikonos at all.

[B]

Right. Don't like.

[A]

I don't know. But do I like ocean stuff?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Have I ever looked at the ocean?

[C]

Even, like, when we, like, we're like, we should, like, go get a nice bow and, like, go to Malibu or something. He's like, no, why would we be on the water? Like, he hates it. It's so weird. And it's like, such, like a natural pleasure of life, just like embracing the outdoors.

[B]

I don't know about you, and you're hard to eat with too.

[A]

I don't know, but I find joy other places. It's not that I'm miserable. I just.

[B]

No, no, no. You just. There's certain things you just. I would never ask you to do.

[A]

Yeah. Like, if you were like, dave, let's. Let's open a Corona and light a cig and sit on the cloud couch. Sure, Anything. You said this funny. What did you say? You said this funny thing about if you let me smoke indoors. What did you say? Oh, yeah, yeah. Who are we with?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. I said, Dave will go anywhere if he could smoke indoors. Maybe I was at Scott. Where's Scott?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Scott's like, come down and vlog at my house. I'm like, well, can Dave smoke indoors? Will come if you can let him smoke in the house.

[A]

No, I've been wanting to see Scott's house. But yes, if you're like, you could smoke indoors. Yeah, I'm there. I don't care. If it's two, three hours, you can.

[B]

Smoke in my house. We're gonna have a Thanksgiving party inside. Yeah. I'll let you smoke inside with the doors open, right? Yeah, we'll open the doors.

[A]

Yeah. I always look at like. I don't know, I have like this weird thing about smoking indoors. Cuz like all my friends, like parents used to smoke indoors and the ceilings would like be like yellow.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, is that how it was in the 70s? I always see like movies, like back in the day.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

One of my.

[C]

One of my friends, her mom smokes indoors and she has one spot on the couch that she's always sitting on to watch tv. And like that whole side of the room is just yellow and like brown and gross.

[A]

And it smells, right?

[C]

Yeah. I mean.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

The whole house obviously smells crazy how.

[B]

We got rid of smoking.

[C]

Well, that's what we were thinking, like just got rid of. I don't know what we were doing on the plane, but then one of our friends was like, isn't it crazy how like they used to just let you openly smoke in the.

[B]

What would that be like?

[A]

I guess.

[B]

Is there ventilation in the plane? So it wasn't that bad.

[C]

No, I'm sure it was terrible. I just think nobody cares. But I don't understand how nobody cared.

[A]

I think it's also funny how it was like smoking sections on a plane. Like you're on a tube.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like the plane's a smoking section, brother. The whole thing. But I've also seen things about planes. I don't know how much of this is AI or real. Knowing me, it's all AI, but I've seen people always make tiktoks. Planes used to be so much fun. And it'll show. A plane with a dance floor or a bar or some. A dance floor is pushing it, but a bar, sure.

[B]

They had a bar on the twa. Yeah.

[A]

What happened to that? How come they don't do.

[B]

Because for money reasons. Would you rather have a bar there or 10 more seats?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know, to be honest.

[B]

If you can go run the airlines.

[A]

Yeah. If you're charging more on the tickets and you're charging more for.

[B]

I mean, that's just not what it is. It's like people can barely afford to get on the damn plane.

[A]

No, I know, but I'm just talking about like an experiential, like travel thing. Like they have cruises, right? Cruises are really cool.

[B]

They have jet suite, you jet suite.

[A]

Is not it, brother.

[B]

I know what you Mean, why isn't there a plane that has, like, a bar and an experience?

[A]

Yeah. Like, a cruise is a boat with fun stuff on it.

[B]

Just can't be. Must just. Must not be profitable, really. What are you gonna do? You're gonna have 100 people spending $10,000 on a ticket. You might as well get a fucking private jet by then.

[A]

No. Cause it's like, for the comradery. It's like the same reasons, like, why, like, you go on the Four Seasons yacht that they just started. It's like, for a nice room, for the lowest tier room, it's like $20,000 for the cruise. And for a nice room, it's like $250,000 and it's fully booked.

[B]

So let me ask you about that. So let's say I did have $20,000 go on the Fourth Seasons yacht. Am I really getting camaraderie with rich people? Am I okay, so don't you think they're just, like, keeping to themselves?

[A]

So people say that's the benefit is you're, like, rubbing shoulders with other people. You're networking, you're making money.

[B]

Expose.

[A]

Yeah, right when you're asking if that's actually happening. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I think so.

[B]

I guess so if you get into those rooms.

[C]

Well, I think there's, like, social things. There's, like, events, there's dinners, there's. You're laying by the pool.

[B]

We went on a cruise. It was a goddamn mess.

[A]

I don't think people are paying 20 to $250,000 for the week to not mingle with the other people on board.

[B]

Have you ever been on a cruise?

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Have you not?

[C]

No, never.

[B]

It's interesting.

[C]

Yeah. I've never done it.

[B]

The one we went on was good only because we got to stop in, like, Cannes and we got to stop in Italy and we got to stop, but otherwise, it's insane. And the fact that you'd go out there, anything can go wrong.

[A]

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

[B]

You'Re out in the open ocean there.

[A]

Don't they have, like, serious safety precautions now? Or is it not?

[B]

Have you seen those videos of, you know, when the ships.

[A]

The shit cruise?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was the shit cruise?

[B]

Shit cruise? Yeah. Poop cruise.

[A]

The poop cruise.

[B]

Netflix special.

[A]

Yeah. Where, like, all the toilets were clogged. Poop was, like, filling out into the fucking, like, hallways.

[B]

We're watching this. We were watching this show on Netflix last night, and it's about a quarterback from USC who is a cocaine dealer. Big cocaine kingpin.

[C]

Wait really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And a quarterback at usc.

[B]

Yeah, he was a backup quarterback, but he became a cocaine kingpin. He worked with the Sinaloa cartel in Milwaukee. This is crazy. How did this guy get a show and we can't get a show? I'm like, he's in jail. He's in fucking jail. Like, that's how he got a show. You want to go to jail also?

[C]

That's just, like, really interesting. Like, you were, like, a quarterback at a crazy university and also a kingpin and selling drugs. It's wild.

[B]

Did you ever hear about the guy that was in prison? He's, like, a really charismatic dude, and he went to prison for drugs, and he's in jail and he's fucking. He's in prison, and then the cops come to him and they're like, hey, you're so charismatic. Everybody fucking loves you. All the women in here that have prosecuted you love you. Fucking the judge loves you. You're in jail. You're stuck here for 10 years. He's like, there's a guy coming into this jail. We think he's a serial killer. We want you to go be his bunkmate. We'll cut down your sentence, and you can get him to talk. And so this guy. It's a whole story. It's, like, up on YouTube. You can see it. It's such a fucking cool story.

[A]

And he gets him to talk, and.

[B]

He gets him to talk. And when you see the guy, you're like, oh, this guy is charismatic. This guy's cool as fuck.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, it's so cool.

[A]

And then they took time off his sentence.

[B]

Yeah. And I don't know if he's out of jail or not, but. Such a cool thing. Hey. Charlie said this to me.

[A]

That's really sick.

[B]

We talked about Charlie's school before, but she told me this yesterday when I picked her up. Me and Brandon Calville went and picked up Charlie yesterday at school. And she basically said. She's like, they're talking about school. And they were. They were talking about, like, movies. And then. And someone was about to. They were about to, like, talk about movies and what they liked and what they didn't like. And the teacher stopped them and was like, you can't say what you do or don't like in this school.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Because a parent or a kid might be the. Their father might have produced the movie or directed the movie or. Isn't that interesting?

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

I thought that was so weird. I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, wait, that's really interesting.

[C]

Yeah, that's kind of strange.

[A]

No, that's not that strange.

[C]

Really?

[A]

That makes sense. I bite my tongue about movies I don't like.

[B]

When?

[A]

Well, strictly when we're at, like, award after parties or anything like that. Yeah. Like, I'll never be like, I didn't like a movie or anything because everyone's fucking worked on everything. But that's really crazy, right? So that's how many, like, Nepo kids are in this fucking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

School that you can't talk shit about movies?

[B]

Remember the other night? The other night when you guys are like, yeah, we. We went to Craig's. You should have came. And I go, I. No one invited me.

[A]

No, we didn't hit you with that.

[B]

We went to Craig's, like, my favorite restaurant. Oh, okay. Well, next time let me know about it.

[A]

That's really fun.

[B]

I'll try to read your mind next time to show up.

[A]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you, Jason, for joining me. Go listen to this pod. Thank you, Natalie, for joining us. It's been such a vibe seeing Natalie be here, blossoming, giving her friends money.

[C]

Blossoming.

[A]

We'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye.