
On today's Views pod, David, Jason and Natalie talk about David's 30th Birthday party and the technical snafu that ruined the night. Also, Jason goes to the ER, Natalie catches David interfering in her love life, and David sees one of his crushes get engaged. Listen to Jason's latest pod here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4cL6L84Jnc5TXzeiyHKC5u?si=zCMeSHBgTKiTTtPdsC2PCQ
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Jason Nash
Shut up and in a mood.
David Dobrik
I'm not in a mood. No, I'm not. Nelly thinks I'm in a mood when I'm in a good mood.
Natalie
There's no shot you're in a good mood right now, dead ass.
David Dobrik
I woke up in a great mood now.
Jason Nash
He gave me the look, the side
David Dobrik
eye look like she give you a side eye. She literally said out loud, she's like, it's gonna be a fun one today.
Jason Nash
Why? What's going on?
David Dobrik
Nothing. I'm literally not in the mood. I'm actually. I woke up in an incredible mood.
Jason Nash
Oh, good, good.
David Dobrik
That's. That's when.
Jason Nash
That's the worst is when you're in a good mood and everyone's saying you're in a bad.
David Dobrik
Me and Ally do that all the time. Yeah, it's the same thing.
Natalie
Like, it's just the thing we do.
David Dobrik
No, it's not a thing we do.
Jason Nash
Don't.
David Dobrik
This isn't just me and you, Natalie. I do it. A lot of people. It's like, Ilya. It's like me and Ilya. Like, if he's in a good mood, I can't be in a good mood.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah.
David Dobrik
Do you know? I mean, it's like, what's that. What?
Jason Nash
What is that?
Natalie
You're crazy.
David Dobrik
You never noticed that? Like, how many times does Ilya want to go out and I don't want to go out? It's like, we want the other person. I say, I don't know what it is.
Natalie
He came down the stairs today. This is David in a good mood. He came down the stairs today and threw socks at my head. That was afraid. Didn't say hi.
David Dobrik
Is that not, like, actually good mood? Like, if I was in a good mood, I would just come down and, like, sit quietly. I threw socks at her.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
David Dobrik
I used energy to, like, interact with
Jason Nash
her and use her head as a.
David Dobrik
There's a sock.
Jason Nash
Yeah, yeah. No user.
David Dobrik
And then I went as a target. And then I went to go dap up Taylor. Like, genuinely, how could I not be in a more.
Jason Nash
Not get socks turned in her head. Taylor gets a dap.
Natalie
No, no.
Jason Nash
That's how. Why don't you do that? Why don't you reverse it?
David Dobrik
Well, first of all, the sock missed because it wasn't, like, throw the socks at Brooke. There wasn't enough cloth in it, so it couldn't fly, like, fast enough.
Jason Nash
Why don't you speak with Brooke and say, from now on, we're gonna give Natalie a break this week. I'll be throwing socks at your head.
David Dobrik
I mean, like, Brooke is so much more chill than Natalie. Natalie just misreads me. Every time. Every time I'm in a good mood, she thinks I'm a bad mood, and then that puts me in a bad mood because she's so. It's not. She doesn't put me in a bad mood because, like. Because she's, like, putting it on me. I get upset that I'm friends with someone so stupid that can't read a person's mood. That's. That's when I. That's when I get upset.
Jason Nash
But don't you think that she's got years of experience on you and she's probably tried every.
David Dobrik
She doesn't.
Jason Nash
She does have years.
David Dobrik
Years of experience, Jay, when it comes to people's mood, doesn't matter because still, Natalie has how many years of experience with herself? Almost 30 years.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But still has to go on walks when she gets the mildest inconvenience in her life. That is a woman with no experience.
Jason Nash
I see you see that.
David Dobrik
So it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter how many years she's been around. She still gets upset and has to go tamp, you know, cool off in
Jason Nash
the woods and what are some of the things that you've learned as a way to deal with? David, what are your best. Best tech. Like, if you had to leave, you never. Let's say you were leaving tomorrow and there was a new person coming in. What would you tell them?
Natalie
Oh, God.
Jason Nash
Good luck, girl.
Natalie
Send a prayer. Yeah, no, I just like, when he's in a mood like this, you just don't engage. You disengage.
Jason Nash
I see.
David Dobrik
What's a mood like this where you're just, like, in a good mood? You're gonna. Describe in a good. You just can't.
Natalie
Where you're, like, combative. Like, everything is, like, you're gonna make everything. Whether you're having fun with it, whatever. Honestly, that pisses me off more if you're like.
David Dobrik
Exactly. You see that?
Natalie
But that hasn't happened today. But I understand that when that does
David Dobrik
happen, it's happening right now. I threw.
Natalie
Well, now. Now it happening. Yeah.
David Dobrik
J. If I'm in a bad mood.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Do I come down and throw a sock at you? I don't even look at you.
Jason Nash
No.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
You didn't look at me.
David Dobrik
I did.
Natalie
Threw a sock away.
David Dobrik
I aimed and I missed.
Jason Nash
You haven't thrown socks at me in years.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah. So you must not like me at all.
David Dobrik
So. Yeah. Think about that. Yeah. Unpack that.
Jason Nash
Unpack. Can we stop saying unpack, please?
David Dobrik
I don't know.
Jason Nash
Whatever.
David Dobrik
I don't want to get into it. I'm 30 now. I don't have time for fucking this, like, wimpy shit here. To conversate about feelings.
Jason Nash
Do you have any thoughts on being 30, or do you not care? Yeah. You're just like, whatever.
David Dobrik
It's just. It does suck to say I'm 30.
Jason Nash
Why?
David Dobrik
Well, because I told you, like, a couple podcasts ago, I was, like, getting excited when I would say I'm 29.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And people be like, you're not even 30 yet. And I'm. When I'm. When I say I'm 30, people and be like, okay. Yeah. Like, now, it's just like, I probably appear 30.
Jason Nash
No, you look about 12 and act about 7.
Natalie
It is crazy. Like, this is like. It's like a new chapter. Like, you are in your 30s.
David Dobrik
I know. It's kind of crazy.
Natalie
It's, like, real. It's kind of freaky.
David Dobrik
Makes me nauseous. I watched Mr. Nobody yesterday. Have you seen that movie?
Jason Nash
No.
David Dobrik
Oh, you should watch that movie, I think.
Jason Nash
Who's in it?
David Dobrik
Jared Leto.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Diane Kruger.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Who I love?
Jason Nash
What's it About.
David Dobrik
It's about this guy who has. I. Well, first of all, it used to be one of my favorites growing up. And I haven't watched it in over five years. And I've just realized. Okay, so it's about a guy who has three different choices to make in life.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
And it shows how each of those choices affect his life. It's like a fantasy movie about time. About relationships.
Jason Nash
You love time.
David Dobrik
Movies and relationships.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And it's that this movie, you guys, people listening, should go watch it.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Because my friends didn't really love it, but I was shocked at how much I've stolen from it my entire life. Like, I am. Like, if you watch it, I don't think Natalie picked this up, but, like, I picked it up because I guess I know me a little bit better. I was like, I have stolen so much from this movie.
Jason Nash
Like, what?
David Dobrik
And like, who I am today. I don't just like, very, very little things.
Natalie
Like coin flipping in the movie is.
David Dobrik
Coin flipping is a big one. That's where I learned coin flipping. Like, make decisions.
Jason Nash
I see.
David Dobrik
I see. But, like, there's, like, really little. I don't know. I just. I really wanted to bring it up on the podcast. Cause I get. I really wanted to have that be my next movie wreck.
Jason Nash
Would you say that that movie is, like, the most you movie out of any movie?
David Dobrik
No, I think about time.
Jason Nash
About time. Yeah. What about you, Nat? What's your most movie? What's your most. Not movie?
David Dobrik
Lucifer Cave.
Jason Nash
That's it, too. What'd you say?
David Dobrik
What'd you say? Lucifer's Cave. It's not a movie, but it would be.
Jason Nash
I love Lucifer's Cave. Kung Fu Panda 3 with Anne Hathaway.
David Dobrik
So weird. Nat, you have such.
Jason Nash
Did you say Kung Fu Panda?
Natalie
Kung Fu Panda.
Jason Nash
Your life is nothing like Kung Fu Panda.
Natalie
Kung Fu Panda 3 is my favorite.
Jason Nash
Oh. Because Kung Fu Panda still used to eat.
Natalie
That is true.
David Dobrik
Now there's a good thing with animated movies. Like, okay, she'll want to leave, and I'll want her to stay.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then all I have to say is, like, but I'm. But I'm gonna watch how to Train youn Dragon.
Jason Nash
You got her.
David Dobrik
And then it, like, literally turns her around. It's really weird. I don't feel that way about animated movies at all.
Natalie
It just, like, brings out, like, I feel like my life is so, like, rigid and, like, adult, you know? Like, I'm always just like. And I feel like when I watch an animated, like, Pixar movie, it just like, it's like comforting.
Jason Nash
Yeah. For me.
David Dobrik
I get that. But I don't get like. I get like watching a brand new Toy Story movie, but I don't get it. Like rewatching it over and over again.
Natalie
I don't really watch them over and over again.
David Dobrik
What's your comfort?
Jason Nash
Except for probably Goodfellas or the Departed,
David Dobrik
because, like, that feels like you.
Jason Nash
It's like Boston. It's like the guy in Goodfellas looks like my dad.
David Dobrik
Who?
Jason Nash
Ray Liotta.
David Dobrik
Oh. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah, it's a little intense. Wow. All our movies speak about ourselves. Kung Fu Panda, because it's the big ass panda.
Jason Nash
Kung Fu Panda is really great, though. I've only seen one of them.
Natalie
Three specifically is so fucking funny.
David Dobrik
I haven't seen it, but apparently it has like one of the most justified villains in all of fiction.
Natalie
Kung Fu Panda 3.
David Dobrik
Or which one. Which one has the tiger? That's really.
Jason Nash
Yeah, there's a tiger.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Apparently one of the most justified villains.
Natalie
What does he mean justified?
David Dobrik
Like he's angry for a reason. Like, it like makes sense to like, anybody watching.
Natalie
Oh, yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, it's like I would have a crash out too. I've only. I've never seen the movie, but this is what people say about it. Like, I would have a crash out too if I trained my entire life to be blah, blah, blah in this position. But this panda took it. Oh, is that true?
Natalie
I don't think that's true.
David Dobrik
Oh, maybe you haven't even watched it. Maybe you're fucking brain.
Natalie
No. It's been a while, but couldn't wrap
David Dobrik
around the complexity of Kung Fu Panda 3. What else is new, guys?
Jason Nash
How's the party?
David Dobrik
It was a party for an hour.
Jason Nash
I had a great time.
David Dobrik
I'm going to recap. I think I'm going to try to show it in the vlog of how it went, but yeah, we had my 30th birthday. It was 30. It was like a life lesson.
Natalie
It was like a life lesson.
Jason Nash
Oh, that's very good.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah. There was some snafus.
David Dobrik
What's snafus?
Jason Nash
Some problems.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So nothing crazy, but just technological.
David Dobrik
Well, it's crazy when you're like, it's crazy. Pretty crazy.
Jason Nash
Stuff happens.
David Dobrik
Not like there was fucking an explosion, but like in terms of like party fouls, it's probably.
Jason Nash
I showed my cock. I showed my cock on stage and that was it.
David Dobrik
No, it was the top party foul. About two hours to the party. When Snoop got on stage, he got on Stage for about eight seconds. And then the power went out to the whole party. It's like every single light house went dark and the generator blew. And they thought that they could get it back up, and they couldn't.
Natalie
They could not.
Jason Nash
People kept telling me, snoop's coming back. Snoop's coming back.
David Dobrik
Everyone kept saying that. Everyone kept saying, Natalie came up to me, and Natalie was like, I need more money. I'm like, what? She's like, give me more cash. I'm like, no. And she's like, give me more cash. And I'm like, for what? She's like, so, Snoop. I'm like, no, Snoop should go home. Like, this is. It's over.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I was, like, so upset, but now he's like, I'm. And then. And then Snoop decided to stay.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And I went. And I went into his green room, which was the Prize Picks gym, and I went in there. I'm like. I was like, what are you still doing here? And he's like, we're rocking with you.
Ad/Promo Voice
We're waiting for it.
Natalie
He's so funny.
David Dobrik
He's so funny. He's so nice. And I had to tell him. I was like, please just go home. Because it stresses me out right when, like, a celebrity's waiting for something, like a performance like that. So I was like. I was like. I said. I was like, you could stay, but, like, it's the performance. We're not gonna do it, so please go home whenever you want.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow.
David Dobrik
Like, it's kind of over. But he still stayed for, like, 45 minutes, and they could not get it till the rest of time. So we left and we went to the club. So it was definitely out of all our parties, it was the biggest.
Jason Nash
I liked what you said. Life lesson.
David Dobrik
Yeah. It was very, like, okay, bring two generators.
Jason Nash
Was that the lesson you learned?
David Dobrik
No. It's also, like, why are you having a birthday party?
Jason Nash
Oh, right.
Natalie
David doesn't want to have parties anymore.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
I just. I don't know. It's just too stressful. It's like, why don't we just, like, go out? I don't know.
Jason Nash
Yeah, that makes sense.
Natalie
Yeah, it was really funny. Like, we. Obviously booking the artist is, like, probably the most difficult part of, like, the entire event process. And up until we did not have an artist booked.
David Dobrik
Oh. Oh. And we had Sammy Adams come out, which was. Which was. So Sammy Adams sings in Vegas. All night longer.
Natalie
Couple rounds, going down.
Jason Nash
Great song.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Which I love.
Jason Nash
A banging song that never.
David Dobrik
Which I've only used my vlog once, but it feels like I've used it, like, a hundred times.
Natalie
You've only used it once?
David Dobrik
I think it's only when we take Jonah and Susie and their parents to Vegas.
Natalie
Yes.
David Dobrik
I don't actually know, but I was really excited for him to play on stage because that was gonna be the vlog. It was gonna be that song.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Now we don't have a single shot of him because he never got on stage because the power went out, so. And not only that, but he flew out from Boston, like, a couple days early just to come do this.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And he was also really nice about Nelly. Was like, we're so sorry. And he was like, it's totally fine. Don't worry. But, like, I don't know. I just. Yeah, it didn't go. It didn't go right. And I was like. I was telling that. I was like, I'm shocked that so many did go. Right. Like, I don't know. Every party. Every party would end and we'd all debrief, like, in the living room after, and we'd be like, that was the best one. And it was just like a little picture perfect town. Everything was just like, that was so fun. Everybody was having such a good time. And this is the first one where I was like, oh, okay, I finally have a ranking system for these now. This is at the bottom.
Natalie
Right.
David Dobrik
And then everything else. Yeah.
Jason Nash
And booking the artist was so stressful.
David Dobrik
Yeah. And it wasn't. It was. We also had, like, a lot of friends that flew out.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And, like, a lot of people we work with that. Also our friends. It was just, like. It just was sad in that regard that it didn't.
Jason Nash
Whatever. And you didn't get, like, a 30th birthday moment on stage or anything. Right. Or did I miss that?
David Dobrik
No, I don't really.
Jason Nash
Like, sometimes you go up on stage. Right. And everyone seems.
David Dobrik
Well, I actually did go on stage.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
He was on stage because, like, I said, normally when, like, the power goes out, I go panic in my room.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
But I was drunk, where I was like, oh, my God, we're fucked. So then I said, I just went on stage. I was like, maybe if I go on stage, it'll go, like, the power will turn back on, like a minute. I just have to, like, buy a minute with Snoop.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
I don't want, like, Snoop standing there on his own.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So I went up there, and then they. People saying, happy Birthday. And then I was like, oh, wait, the power's still not off.
Jason Nash
So I quickly wait I was drunk. I did see that.
David Dobrik
So quickly. Receded.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
But.
Natalie
Yeah, but I was trying to say was. Before you interrupted me, was just booking the. With the artist. We called Snoop's team, like, a day before.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie
And I was like. Because the other artists, all of them had fallen through and weren't. Weren't coming, weren't going to do it. Whatever.
David Dobrik
And then Fall Out Boy. We're still waiting for you guys. Please.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Come through.
Natalie
But I called his team, and he was like, you know what? For friends and family, Snoop's always down. You got the cash? Snoop loves the cash. He'll be there. It was just like. It was like a phone call that was just so cliche of, like, this is exactly how Snoop's team. It's exactly how you would expect Snoop's team to handle a thing like that. It was so funny. And they love David, obviously. And he just announced his new movie. His new biopic is coming out on Snoop.
Jason Nash
Who's playing Snoop?
Natalie
The guy.
David Dobrik
One of the kids. I was here.
Natalie
Yeah, the guy from Outer Banks.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow.
Natalie
Is playing him. But. So that's what they were, like, excited, and they were like, we're gonna come with Dave. He had the Snoopsicle, like, all of his little products. It was so funny. But he was a good sport about it.
Jason Nash
How's the Snoop sickle?
Natalie
Really good.
Jason Nash
What is it?
David Dobrik
So great. I don't even know if it's called the snoopcicle.
Natalie
Yeah, it is. It is.
David Dobrik
Really?
Natalie
Yeah. Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, did you get to try it?
David Dobrik
Yeah, I got to try it. And I was.
Jason Nash
You're big into Popsicles, too. You're like, the right guy.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I was definitely the right guy for that.
Jason Nash
I mean, you're a popsicle guy.
David Dobrik
And I was like, what flavor is this? And then Snoop started reading off the packaging. He's like, oh, this one is blue, razz, and cherry. And I was like, snoop, is this your first time trying the Popsicle? He has so many products. He has so many products. So it's like. But it was actually an incredible popsicle. I don't know if the green room was, like, warm, where it was, like, melted to the perfect amount, but. Oh, God, I loved it. Yeah. Other than that. My favorite phrase is other than that. How is the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And it was pretty good. Do you know that phrase, Jay?
Jason Nash
Yeah. I'm surprised you know it.
David Dobrik
I think I told you that one. Or did you. Did you learn it from a. I
Jason Nash
think I learned it.
David Dobrik
Really? I think I learned it. Do you know that phrase. Other than that, how's the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Natalie
I have heard of it.
David Dobrik
Abraham Lincoln got assassinated in a theater. So it's like, you know. Other than him getting killed, what'd you think of the play? I just love that. I love that.
Ad/Promo Voice
I love that.
David Dobrik
I love that. Love that. It was good, but. Yeah. Now I'm 30 now, moving on to new and better things.
Jason Nash
Like what?
David Dobrik
It's kind of crazy to think about, like, this is the decade I may get married in.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
We also went to a wedding.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Until we went to a wedding. If you watched my last vlog, our friend Alita, who works at Paramount, it was a beautiful wedding. At the St. Regis?
Natalie
No, Ritz Carlton.
Ad/Promo Voice
Fuck.
David Dobrik
I keep mixing those two up. Ritz Carlton in Laguna Beach. Something out of a movie. I've never viewed California as, like, a pretty place.
Jason Nash
I know.
David Dobrik
On the water.
Jason Nash
Yeah, It's. That overlooks. Right? It's way high up and it overlooks the water.
David Dobrik
That Ritz Carlton is, like, equivalent to, like, an Italy vibe. Do you know what I mean?
Natalie
Yeah. Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, it feels like I. It feels like I flew in from a different country to view it.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, when I think of California, I think of, like, Venice beach and I'm like, this is dirty. You shouldn't even swim in it. Or, like, the beach is, like, filled with, like, trash. But, like, this is, like, this place was fucking something out of, like, a film. The wedding was great. They've known each other for a year and they got married.
Jason Nash
Wow.
David Dobrik
They had their last day. It's kind of similar to you. To you and Naveen.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah. They got. They had their first date, like, a year from the mar. From the marriage.
Natalie
Yeah. From the wedding.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Or from the wedding. How crazy is that? To think that, like, Natalie could meet someone in a week. Yeah. And in a year from today, we could be sitting at her wedding. Like, that's a fucking crazy concept.
Natalie
Crazy.
David Dobrik
I don't know.
Natalie
I have a bone to pick with you.
David Dobrik
Oh, go. A boner?
Natalie
I have a boner. Yeah. No, I. So, I saw something. I have a confession.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
Saw something. A screenshot in your phone. I was, like, going through something for analytics or whatever, and you messaged a guy that I've been speaking to.
David Dobrik
Son of a bitch.
Jason Nash
Oh.
Natalie
And Son of a bitch.
David Dobrik
You caught that.
Jason Nash
Gotta stay out of her love life, man.
David Dobrik
Wow. This is actually a good one.
Natalie
Yeah, I was. And I. So I. I saw it, like, over a week ago or whenever.
David Dobrik
Probably when you first did it, so it wouldn't have Worked.
Natalie
Yeah. Well, okay. But this is what I did.
David Dobrik
It's so funny because people right now are probably like, damn, David's jealous. He told this guy to fuck off.
Natalie
No, no. So I saw. I was going through your phone and I saw a screenshot of you sending a dm, saying, hey, do you want to come surprise Natalie? To this guy that I've been talking to that doesn't live here.
David Dobrik
Can we say where he's from?
Natalie
No.
David Dobrik
Okay.
Natalie
Okay. And I saw that. My heart's sake, I swiped out of it immediately because I was like, fuck, I ruined this prize. And actually, like, you know, it could have been.
David Dobrik
It would have been so funny.
Natalie
It would have been funny. But I'm also. Thank God it didn't happen.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie
Yes.
David Dobrik
Would it have ruined your night? You would have had so much fun.
Natalie
I don't think I would have ruined my night. I just know you would have vlogged it, and I wouldn't want it to be vlogged.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I would have vlogged it for sure.
Natalie
Yeah. But then I was like. Then I just pretended like I never saw it. I was like, I'm just gonna pretend like I never saw it. Like, because if it happens, it happens. Whatever. And then it was just eating me up all week. I was like, I need to know if he's coming, and I have access to your Instagram. So I just went. And I. Dead ass. Never go on your Instagram, by the way. I just did it for this one.
David Dobrik
Yeah, right.
Natalie
But I went and looked at the message and thank God he. He hasn't seen it yet. Like, he doesn't have. He doesn't look at his messages or something.
Ad/Promo Voice
Yeah.
David Dobrik
You're like, you. First of all, you can't DM him.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So I had to follow him. And I don't think he's, like, accepted my follow or anything. So the message isn't getting through.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And, like, I tried. Yeah. I was texting with Hallie and Brooke, who work with us. I was like, we have to make the surprise happen. We gotta fly this guy out.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
Jason Nash
You want to send the message?
David Dobrik
No, I shouldn't send it now.
Natalie
Oh, I don't. I didn't touch it. I just wanted to see if he replied and if it was, like, in motion. Because I was like, it also just would not be, like.
Jason Nash
It wouldn't be good. Why?
David Dobrik
I think it would be so fun. Okay. This is like, a guy that Natalie's been like. Natalie's been like, I just really need to get fucked. Should I Just fly this guy out here. That's the type of shit you say. That's literally. Actually, how you speak is really weird. Yeah, exactly like that. Wow. I've never heard anybody talk like that.
Natalie
But it's like, what?
David Dobrik
What? Like, I don't hear women talk like that, like, in real life.
Natalie
Okay, but I just say that to you because that's how you talk. Like, I don't talk like that. Just, like, out to the general public.
Jason Nash
Okay, Right. Well, anyway, don't shame her way you talk.
David Dobrik
No, no. I thought it was inspiring. That's why I acted on it. Okay. Maybe, like, she really needs to, like, hook up and she, like, really like this guy. She just, like, doesn't want any. She doesn't want.
Natalie
She lives in a different country.
David Dobrik
Yeah. She doesn't want this guy to, like. She's down to hang out with him, but she also, like, doesn't be tied to him for the full weekend. He's here.
Jason Nash
I say, we've been talking about this guy.
Natalie
It's not even. Yeah, we've definitely talked about him. But he also. He messages me once a week at least. Like, the sweetest, most heart. Like, he's foreign and, like, he's just like, a little, like, lover. And he is just, like, in love.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow.
Natalie
He's really sweet. But he's younger than me, lives in a different country. Like, there's multiple things working against him in this. In this instance. So it's not gonna happen. And. Yeah, but.
David Dobrik
But that's why I would have been, like, such a good, like, middleman. Cause I'd be like, listen, she doesn't know you're coming, so, like, you'd have to get a. And, like, she's really busy. But that one night would be really fun that you surprise her. Yeah, I think it would have worked perfectly. I mean, did you hook up with anyone on my birthday?
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David Dobrik
No. You were with Mike and Nick, fucking playing pool till, like, five in the morning.
Natalie
It's funny, I had that conversation. We were all, like. We were sitting on the couch, Alex and I. And I don't know who else. Someone else that was single. And I was just like, isn't it crazy? Like, I just. I would have hated to have, like, met a guy, you know, like. Or just in general, when I go out. Like, I feel like a lot of people go out to meet people, obviously. And I. That is never my intention when I go out. Like, I'm going out to hang out with my friends and, like, have fun.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie
And, like, if there's A cute guy there. Sure, whatever. Like, you talk, but I just. Not really, honestly. But I don't know. I just. But I just. I don't know. Like, I was like, I'm never. Like. I just don't. I feel like maybe it's because I'm so comfortable with, like, my people in my life that I just, like, don't put myself out there in that regard. But I'm just. I cannot imagine a scenario where that is just gonna, like, happen one day where I'm just gonna meet somebody.
David Dobrik
Well, you. Have you met that guy with the penis the size of a coke? Can I introduce you to?
Natalie
Yeah. Thank you for that.
David Dobrik
Yeah. So big.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
How's that possible?
Natalie
Anyways, I just wanted to cement this here, right here, right now. If you are, you cannot fly out men and surprise me with them for the vlog.
Jason Nash
Thank you.
David Dobrik
Damn it. He's on his way right now. He's in the air. No, I think that would have been, like, the perfect, like, I'm so pissed he didn't. I'm so pissed he didn't.
Natalie
He would be so sad if he knew that, like, he missed your dm.
Jason Nash
Really.
David Dobrik
I just. I don't even know how that's possible. How he missed it like this. Cameras, like, really.
Natalie
He's so offline.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
He doesn't, like, post. He doesn't do anything.
David Dobrik
I mean, is this not, like, the perfect guy for you, Nat?
Natalie
Like, if he lived here, probably.
Jason Nash
Is he a lot younger?
Natalie
Yeah, he's like four years younger than me. Five years, I think it would be. Not that much.
Jason Nash
But he's foreign, so that gives him a couple years.
Natalie
Yeah, for sure.
David Dobrik
I don't know, Natalie. It's tough.
Natalie
He's, like, 24. I think everybody I go for is 24. It's actually crazy.
David Dobrik
Well, because you're. A lot of people your age are already married.
Natalie
Well, I know. Thank you.
David Dobrik
God damn it. You have to start going for people that are recently divorced. We are all entering that age bracket.
Jason Nash
Hang out at the law office down the street as they walk out.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Oh, that's pretty good, actually.
Natalie
Have a little cup of coffee.
David Dobrik
Oh, you're no longer married. I'd love to get fucked. Ew. Your catchphrase. You know what feels good, Jay?
Jason Nash
What?
David Dobrik
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Jason Nash
Really?
David Dobrik
They put us together and they put us on the map.
Natalie
Yeah.
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David Dobrik
What else should we talk about?
Jason Nash
I went to the ER yesterday.
David Dobrik
Oh, fun. What happened?
Jason Nash
N. Hurt her neck. I went to the er, went to Burbank, got in there. She's like in a lot of pain. So I'm like, trying to get her to go get. Get seen quickly, you know, Sky. And scrubs walks up. Oh, he's like. He's like, hello, Hello. And I'm like, hey, hey. And he's like, what's going on? And I'm like, my wife, she's got shooting pain down her right side. Is there. Is there any way you can see her? She's in so much pain. Like, can you. Can you, you know, make sure she gets seen as soon as possible? And then he's like, he goes, me too. Me too. I have shooting pain down my left side like that. And I'm like, what? And he's in scrubs. Yeah, he's in scrubs. So I'm like, okay. I'm like, wait, do you work here? And he's like, yes, yes, I work here. And I was like, okay. I was like, are you a doctor? And he's like, no, no, no, I'm not a doctor. He's like, but I was just in Africa and I have a shooting pain down the left side. And I have. I might have Ebola like that. So I'm like, ebola. So now I'm like, what the fuck? Wait, what? So it turns out. So then I find out that, like, oh, he doesn't work there. He's just in scrubs and he's fucking crazy. He also gets. And then he. I go outside to park the car. And he comes. He walks by Naveen and in Arabic says, your eyes. He's Middle Eastern. And he goes, your eyes are beautiful in Arabic. So I come back in. She's all freaked out.
Natalie
He's like.
Jason Nash
He's saying, your eyes are beautiful in Middle Eastern. And he keeps walking by us. And Naveen's flipping out. Naveen's running around the emergency room, is
David Dobrik
like a homeless guy.
Jason Nash
He's just crazy. And so then I finally tell him, I go, can you just please leave her alone? Like, don't talk to her. And he's like, okay, okay, I'll leave her alone. Then the security guard comes over to him and goes, empty your. Empty your duffel bag. Empty your duffel bag. And the guy goes, no, no, I won't. I won't empty my duffel bag. And he goes, empty your duffel bag right now. And he goes, okay. And he unzips his duffel bag. And he had taken all the pens in the emergency room. It took like 400 pens. Just all the little carafes of pens that had put out like a little circle each. Each one has, like, 12 pens in it. And the guy confiscated the pens. And then he started screaming, and then that was it.
David Dobrik
Okay, what is this a real story? I swear to God. And is this like.
Jason Nash
But that's what you get for going to the emergency room. Like, in Hollywood, in Burbank, I mean, everybody was nuts.
David Dobrik
Do you think he had Ebola?
Natalie
No, he definitely was on.
Jason Nash
And I don't think he was in Africa. I think he's just fucking nuts. But he's wearing scrubs.
Natalie
That's really scary.
David Dobrik
Yeah, that's really scary.
Jason Nash
So put off by. But anyway.
David Dobrik
How are the shooting pains?
Jason Nash
She's okay. We went this morning to a different doctor. Then we got to go back.
David Dobrik
What's the. What's the diagnosis?
Jason Nash
She says, like, a pinched nerve in her neck. Oh, yeah.
David Dobrik
Scott was gonna come to the birthday party, but he couldn't.
Natalie
Why not?
Jason Nash
What happened?
David Dobrik
Next to me, he's like, I can't walk again.
Jason Nash
I don't know.
David Dobrik
Something with his leg.
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David Dobrik
Did you see you if Scott Sire guys had, like, surgery on his knee or his leg?
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And he is like, he. Like the biggest hole in his. Did you see that story?
Natalie
Yeah, that fucking.
David Dobrik
He posted it. It was like. It was like. It was like a pixel missing from his leg. Yeah. Like it was just a black hole in his leg, like someone forgot to draw it in. It was crazy. He's getting better now, but he couldn't couldn't walk for the longest time.
Jason Nash
What's that from? Is that from lifting?
Natalie
It's. Yeah, from over time. Like running, squatting down his knees.
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Jason Nash
Should
David Dobrik
we just continue like we're in the middle?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Did you. I've been seeing.
Jason Nash
No, no, no, no. Let's address that. You tapped out yesterday.
David Dobrik
It's gonna confuse people.
Jason Nash
It doesn't confuse people. Guys, this is recorded on a second day here. This is Tuesday. We're recording. What you heard so far was Monday.
David Dobrik
Yes.
Jason Nash
Easy to get.
David Dobrik
I tapped out yesterday. I couldn't finish the pod because you
Jason Nash
had to play Guess who with Taylor.
David Dobrik
Did you see the Guess who or are you just. Are you just.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I noticed I wasn't in the pictures.
David Dobrik
You were in the pictures.
Jason Nash
I was, yeah.
David Dobrik
One of the. One of the questions was, is this person currently out of shape? And she said no, so I had to put you down. I Got a Guess who board that my. That Julia and John made me.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And all the characters on the Guess who are, like, friends and some celebrities. So it'll be like, Natalie Portman, Leo Big Jason, Zane, Heath, Ilya. It'll be really? Yeah.
Jason Nash
Was that for your birthday?
David Dobrik
Yes. I played that for, like, an hour yesterday with Taylor.
Jason Nash
So fun.
David Dobrik
After the podcast. After the podcast, after dealing with Natalie, I was like, I need to take some time. But I'm glad you guys are back because I've been wanting to talk to you guys. I have a lot to say. First of all, Madison Beer is engaged.
Natalie
I know.
Jason Nash
Wow.
David Dobrik
How crazy is that?
Jason Nash
To who?
Natalie
Justin Herbert, her quarterback husband.
David Dobrik
I mean, it's like the perfect relationship.
Natalie
It's crazy.
Jason Nash
He's a quarterback?
David Dobrik
Yeah. So hot, huh?
Jason Nash
Who's he play for?
Natalie
I think the Chargers.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
That's nice. LA team, San Diego.
Natalie
Oh, no, they're in LA now.
David Dobrik
They're in la, but that's pretty cool. That was kind of shocking to me.
Jason Nash
Okay. That she didn't choose you.
David Dobrik
No, no, no, no. Not that they're married, but like that. Like someone. Someone in LA is married. I'm like, fuck, yeah.
Natalie
And it's crazy. Like, Madison being married is.
David Dobrik
It goes against everything I've been saying.
Jason Nash
What did you feel when you saw that she was. Did you. Did you have, like, a. Like, a little pain in your chest when you saw the announcement or did she tell you or did you see it?
David Dobrik
I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and she called me, and normally I don't pick up for people.
Natalie
She called you to tell you?
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
Well, I didn't know you guys were close like that.
David Dobrik
Normally I don't pick up for people during. But during Pirates, I picked up on the first ring. I was like, what's going on? Because I was like, something's going on.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
And then she's like, quickly, go under your covers. And I went under the covers, and then she showed me her ring. I couldn't believe it. Pretty fucking crazy. Like, I'm so jealous. And I love both of them, like, individually, for finding love, and I. They actually look like. Really, they, like, fit each other absolutely perfectly. Sure.
Jason Nash
It's like the, like, what? Homecoming king and queen.
David Dobrik
But, like, what happens now? Yeah, Homecoming king and queen. Yeah, like, what happens now? They just spend life together.
Natalie
Yeah. She's probably gonna, like, have a kid.
David Dobrik
Yeah. And like, a hot, athletic singer kid.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, come on.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
She couldn't have written it better.
Jason Nash
That's nice.
David Dobrik
Pop star. I'm happy for Mary's quarterback. Good for her. Yeah, so anyway, I had nightmares.
Jason Nash
You could have that too.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jason Nash
Yeah, you could have that too. You could marry a quarterback.
David Dobrik
That's funny. Was that not a joke? You actually want me to marry quarterback?
Jason Nash
I was testing you.
David Dobrik
Yeah, Jay, I guess I could. I was reading some things on TikTok yesterday. This is kind of like fucked up. But there was this whole comment section talking about how to like, fuck up. Okay, so basically it all started with a comment saying if a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24 7. So like to get back at the hotel. And then all the comments under it are ways to get back at the hotel.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
And it's like, really fucked up. And someone said, you guys know nothing about how to damage property long term. You have to inject raw egg with a syringe into soft furniture and beds. The smell will appear only a few days. Impossible to get rid of. Total change of furniture. And then somebody said, this one. This is the craziest one. Worst diabolical thing I've ever saw. Was in college, 20 something years ago. Listen to this. This is fucking disgusting. Someone took a giant shit in a plastic bag, froze it and use gloves and a cheese grater and grated it all over the house of someone he had beef with. And then you wait for that to unfreeze and now you have little shit particles all over the house.
Natalie
Oh my God.
David Dobrik
How fucking crazy is that?
Natalie
That's.
Jason Nash
You shouldn't be allowed to type that.
Natalie
That should be. They should. These people should go to prison. They're sick.
David Dobrik
That's like. I mean, that is a. That's a fuck. Obviously. Definitely a crime. But it's like pretty.
Natalie
What. What would the crime be?
David Dobrik
It's something about bodily fluids, right? Like, you can't just like. You can't just like, Come on, people. Shit.
Jason Nash
Which one of your friends do you think would do that to you if they were mad at you?
David Dobrik
That's like Natalie's mom and like a manic episode.
Jason Nash
Yeah, all over the place.
David Dobrik
Yeah, for sure. But I also learned some positive things. There was this 8 year old boy or girl. I can't tell from the screenshot, but I mean, I don't do laundry too often, but this is a good laundry hack. So what he did was when. Too often, AKA ever, when the laundry was done. He sticks the basket in the laundry basket upside down and then turns the laundry machine inside and all the clothes fall into the laundry basket. Kind of genius.
Natalie
Wait, you're not explaining that correctly.
David Dobrik
He puts the basket into the laundry, into the dryer.
Natalie
A cloth basket or a plastic basket?
David Dobrik
A plastic basket. Like when it's done and he's gathering the clothes.
Natalie
Oh, it's nice and narrow. So it slips through the.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Slips into the dryer and then circles the whole dryer around so everything falls in. So he's not like taking bits and pieces out to put them into the little.
Jason Nash
Sounds like a million dollar idea.
David Dobrik
Yeah. I thought it was. I thought it was genius. And then I have even some more tips. This is something I've actually used before.
Natalie
Okay.
David Dobrik
And it's never worked for me. It's never worked for me. I'm not good at it. But we may have talked about this on the pod. I think that's why I use it so much. But if you're in a crowded social group and you want someone to know, and you want to know if someone's looking at you.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Do you know what to do? What, like, okay, so like, let's say me and you are at a table and there's like, a girl looking at you from far away and you're like, you're curious if she's checking you out. What you have to do is you have to. You have to very visibly check your watch. Or even if you don't have a watch, like, pretend you're checking your watch because it'll automatically, like, prompt a response from them to check their own watch, cell phone. Or they'll casually look at various obvious places where someone would put a clock because they'll also want to check the time.
Jason Nash
And that would mean they're checking you out. Yeah, man. If a girl was checking me out, I'd. I'd have to go kill her.
David Dobrik
I've tried this.
Jason Nash
Get in trouble with Naveen.
David Dobrik
It's either they're definitely not checking me out or it doesn't work. In other news, 11 years ago today.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I posted vlog number one.
Natalie
Whoa.
David Dobrik
11 years ago.
Jason Nash
Shit.
David Dobrik
It's kind of gross. Kind of crazy to think about, like, how much time has gone by. Eleven years ago is in, like, a.
Natalie
It's not that much time, to be honest. It feels like way more time has gone by. It feels like 20 years have gone by.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie
Yes.
Jason Nash
No.
David Dobrik
Small chunk of change 11 years ago is a lot.
Natalie
Do you remember, like, you remember, like, vividly your first vlog?
David Dobrik
No. No.
Natalie
It's not like a trick question. I'm just curious.
David Dobrik
I'm just trying to answer it honestly. No, I don't remember it. Like, watching it.
Jason Nash
I'll be like, okay, I know what it was.
David Dobrik
I know what it was, too.
Jason Nash
You're in a grocery store.
David Dobrik
No, I don't think so.
Jason Nash
Doing the worm. Isn't that what you were doing? Maybe that was your video that welcomed you to the channel.
David Dobrik
I think that's a different guy.
Jason Nash
I think it was basically like this. What's up? I'm David and I'm giving this vlog thing a try.
David Dobrik
Yeah, that's. You're saying two different things. One was the beginning of my vlogs, and the other was the beginning to my channel. Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But I don't know, it just feels like.
Jason Nash
I don't know, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna give it a try and just give it a whirl. And you know what? We'll see. And if I look stupid along the way, but then that's that. That was the general attitude.
Natalie
Well, did you know.
David Dobrik
Oh, you have a fact, too.
Natalie
Did you know that Olive Garden is bringing back its never ending pasta pass?
David Dobrik
What?
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I never knew that was gone.
Jason Nash
Did you guys go to Olive Garden the other night?
David Dobrik
Oh, we did.
Natalie
For David's birthday. Dinner was at Olive Garden.
Jason Nash
How was it?
Natalie
It was so fucking good. Oh, my gosh.
David Dobrik
It's not only good, but they're so fast. Like, fast. Like fast food fast.
Natalie
Like it comes in less than 10 minutes. Your food is on the table.
David Dobrik
And if you were like going through a drive through.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
You'd be only a little bit upset about how long the food's taking. Like, that's the timing. Like, it's damn near drive thru time.
Jason Nash
Wow.
David Dobrik
Yeah. It's really incredible.
Natalie
Well, anyways, the never ending pasta pass is essentially. It's $100, and it gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks. No limit on your visits.
David Dobrik
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not true.
Natalie
Then why?
David Dobrik
There's no way you're telling me every day for 13 weeks I could come in, no limit on my visits. I could come in multiple times a day. Natalie, they would never do that. $100.
Jason Nash
Check your sources. Nat, this is important.
David Dobrik
I mean, can we just be serious about that?
Jason Nash
Well, it's. I mean, how much pasta can you eat? That's the other thing. Jay.
David Dobrik
What if you're homeless still? Do you think you're gonna be like, I've had enough of this chicken parm or whatever?
Jason Nash
You probably can't order chicken parm.
David Dobrik
Okay, fine.
Jason Nash
Whatever you can just get.
Natalie
Okay. This is what the pasta pass gets you. Are you ready? Buckle up.
Jason Nash
Start again. How much Is it?
David Dobrik
There's no way.
Natalie
It's $100.
David Dobrik
Okay.
Natalie
Okay. Your very own pasta pass. Unlimited dine in visits. Okay. For 13 weeks straight. Okay.
David Dobrik
If you said 13 days, I'd be like, this makes sense.
Natalie
No, for sure. Never ending first course super salad, which you kind of already get in breadsticks. Unlimited plates of your favorite never ending pasta bowl creations. So it's not anything on the menu. It's like their signature pasta dishes.
David Dobrik
They're a signature for a reason, so that's actually a good thing.
Natalie
Still great. Unlimited toppings. You can switch up on each bowl so you always meet your protein goals. Okay. Oh, my God.
David Dobrik
You can even put chicken on top. Are you kidding me?
Natalie
Same great price of just 100. A passport to stamp as your. As you work your way through every never ending pasta bowl. So you get all the pasta things.
David Dobrik
No, that doesn't sound right.
Natalie
I mean, I'm on their website, so what they're.
Jason Nash
What they're betting on is like, you're gonna come in and order alcohol.
David Dobrik
Yes.
Natalie
You're gonna order drinks. Yeah. Appetizers.
Jason Nash
Appetizers.
David Dobrik
Yeah. But Jay, okay, 13 weeks is what, 84 days?
Jason Nash
Yeah. It's three months.
David Dobrik
84 days. You're telling me.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
No.
Jason Nash
I mean.
David Dobrik
No, no.
Jason Nash
What do you mean?
David Dobrik
If I move to la.
Jason Nash
Told you.
David Dobrik
If I move to LA and I live by an Olive Garden, but it's
Natalie
only for one per. Like, most people aren't able to eat more than one dish.
David Dobrik
Natalie. I was eating peanut butter and a slice of bread for the first three years I lived in L. A. What do you mean? I would fucking fuck this shit up.
Jason Nash
Yeah. If you were a family, too.
David Dobrik
What are you.
Jason Nash
That's, like, pretty good. Let's say you had a family of four.
Natalie
Oh, I agree. I just don't.
Jason Nash
400 bucks. You can feed everybody for three months.
David Dobrik
That's a crazy. That's a deal out of the fucking 1990s.
Jason Nash
Let's say you only went once a day. That's still incredible.
David Dobrik
Wait, are we still. They only had $100 for three months. Are you fucking kidding me?
Jason Nash
It's amazing.
David Dobrik
No, that makes no sense.
Jason Nash
It's better than Equinox.
David Dobrik
My grocery bill was like, what, $35 when I was. When I first moved to LA. And that was for like, a week of food for, like, dog food. And Olive Garden is, like, incredible. No, there's something. I think you're reading this off, like a meme account or something.
Natalie
I'm on their website.
Jason Nash
Okay. I mean, let's call It. Give a call. Calm. Right now.
David Dobrik
The CEO.
Jason Nash
We got to settle this. Yeah.
David Dobrik
Mr. Garden.
Natalie
Oh, it's already sold out, though. Oh, they only sold it says 10,000 of them across the country.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah. They're gonna fucking. They're gonna be like, what? What did we do? They've unlocked a monster.
Natalie
They used to do this a lot. They used to have this.
David Dobrik
I mean.
Natalie
Yeah, it's probably because they're like, maybe dine in. Sales are kind of tinkering off, so they want people to come. You have to dine in. You can't take it out or anything like that. You have to eat it in the restaurant.
David Dobrik
I mean, that's gotta be one of the most genius things I've ever seen in my entire life.
Jason Nash
The question is, can Natalie pull some strings and get David give you that pass?
Natalie
The foster house?
Jason Nash
That would be.
David Dobrik
I mean. No, I'd rather have it. I'd rather give it to somebody that, like, just moved to la they need.
Jason Nash
Sure. Well, that'd be good too. That'd be cool. For the vlog. Hey, I got you the pasta pass.
David Dobrik
Hey. Surprise.
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Jason Nash
You got me a Tesla?
David Dobrik
You'll never be. Yeah, no.
Jason Nash
Better. No, but you're gonna be full for the next three months.
David Dobrik
What else? Guys.
Jason Nash
Natalie, I was going to send you this TikTok. It's how to. How to deal with.
David Dobrik
How to be pleasant.
Jason Nash
When somebody. When somebody says something mean. What to do?
David Dobrik
Oh, shit. I just did it to Natalie. Wait, what are you supposed to do?
Natalie
How do you handle people who are
Jason Nash
intentionally mean when they say something mean?
Natalie
I want you to envision it as if something has come out of their
David Dobrik
mouth and just fallen to the floor.
Jason Nash
And you get to choose to take
Natalie
five to seven seconds of nothing.
David Dobrik
And you can look down as if.
Natalie
Are you guys sure?
David Dobrik
If they're good with that, you can
Jason Nash
look down and look back up at them as if.
David Dobrik
Is that what you're proud of saying?
Jason Nash
And if that five. Is that what you're proud of saying? That's what you say.
Natalie
Honestly, I basically did that yesterday. I feel David was going on and on and on about some dumb yelling at me. It's all my fault, blah, blah, blah. And I just went mute and I looked down at my computer and I just carried on with my life. And I was like, you know what? I'm not engaging with you right now. That's what I said.
David Dobrik
You can't do that.
Natalie
Yeah. And that's how you win.
Jason Nash
Really? Yeah.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Well, now I'm going to, because then
Natalie
you just Sit there.
David Dobrik
Now, I'm going to just break your computer.
Jason Nash
Engage with this. I'm going to write this guy. I'm going to say, what if the person breaks my computer? What do I do? What if he throws socks at my head? Is that the choice you just made?
David Dobrik
Do you know Natalie's looking to move into a new place, selling the house? I don't.
Natalie
I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I'll keep it.
David Dobrik
I don't know how she's making this much money. She told me this the other day.
Jason Nash
What does she take from me? 20%.
David Dobrik
So you're gonna have to sell the other house.
Natalie
15.
David Dobrik
15, 15, 10.
Natalie
I don't take 10 from you.
Jason Nash
And herein lies the problem.
David Dobrik
Oh, my God.
Jason Nash
This is.
David Dobrik
It's so. Natalie. You should be taking.
Jason Nash
Bro, you've got Dane Cook vibes.
David Dobrik
Huh?
Jason Nash
You've got Dane Cook vibes. You are. You need to go talk to Dane Cook.
David Dobrik
Are you stealing money from me?
Natalie
No.
David Dobrik
Have you ever even just a little bit?
Natalie
A little bit? For sure.
David Dobrik
Like what?
Natalie
Like sometimes when you piss me off, I'll order my dinner on your credit card.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jason Nash
Oh, hell yeah. Two apps.
David Dobrik
You're a. You could go to jail for what you just said.
Natalie
Chicken tenders are good.
David Dobrik
Yeah, chicken tenders, too. You ordered food that I would like on my card. God, it's disgusting.
Natalie
I remember. This is actually kind of funny because when we went to. I don't know if I've said this before on here, but when we went to visit Mr. Beast in North Carolina, when he gave Ilya the Lamborghini, he was talking about his finances. I think David asked him, like, how do you. What are your finances? Like, how do you manage your finances? And he was saying something about his mom, how his mom kind of oversees everything. And David's like, I would. I could never do that. Like, how do you need someone that you trust, Trust and, like, you know, whatever.
David Dobrik
Especially that I don't trust my mom for.
Natalie
For money stuff. Like, to manage all your money.
David Dobrik
Oh, like she wouldn't steal it.
Natalie
No, no, no, no, no.
David Dobrik
She just never managed money.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah. She just wouldn't know necessarily what to do with it. And his mom, I think, wasn't like an accountant or anything either, but. But then you. He asked you. He was like, well, then who's like, managing all your stuff for you? And instead of saying a mirror, you obviously pointed to me. Instead of seeing his business manager, he points to me. And Jimmy is equally, like, dumbfounded. He' handling your. And. And I Don't remember what. And I think somebody had stolen a lot of money from him, or he had some sort of bad experience with someone close to him. And. And you were like, oh, well, she's definitely stealing from me and whatever. And it was just like whole kind of awkward thing because then I'm just sitting here uncomfortably like, I'm not a thief. And you asked me in front of everybody, you were like, have you ever stolen from me? And you were like, dead ass. Not even a doll. Like, you never spent. Like, you're like, putting on the spot in front of everybody. And that's wild. And I obviously wasn't gonna say, like, in that moment, yes, I had used your credit card for.
David Dobrik
In that moment, yes, I have stolen.
Natalie
I had done the dinner thing before, and I remember it was like, eating me up because you. I didn't want to say that, obviously, in front of all these people that I barely know. They're also very big influential people, but I was technically lying on dead ass. Why? Because I said no.
Jason Nash
Why would you pose that question in front of foreign.
David Dobrik
Why would she steal.
Jason Nash
Yeah, but. But why would you do a dead ass in front of everybody if she stole himself? You wanted to admit in front of Mr. Beast that I stole.
Natalie
Yeah, imagine if I.
David Dobrik
Like, I feel like I'm pretty justified here. I caught a thief. I sprung the trap. Yeah. I needed a higher power dynamic of Mr. Beast to help me with it. Wow. You used the circus and you lied on dead ass.
Natalie
I had no choice. You were threatening me. I would have considered that a threat in the situation that we were in.
David Dobrik
It's not a threat, Natalie. It's not a threat. You. Okay? We've. We've written the laws of dead ass.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
A couple years ago, we wrote them out because Ilya and I had a misunderstanding.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
And you can't use dead ass in a threatening way. And Natalie keeps bringing that up, and that, that means, like. That means like, if you're like, if. If I'm like, jason, please come with me to the club. Please.
Jason Nash
Yes.
David Dobrik
And then you go dead ass. If you ask me one more time, I'm not coming. That's how you can't do it. That's enough.
Jason Nash
I can't use it in a threatening way.
David Dobrik
Yeah. But Natalie, anytime she feels any kind of.
Natalie
Well, dead ass, like, is threatening my life at all times of every day.
David Dobrik
Honestly, I don't know, dude. I can't believe you stolen from me. And now I've known. How many times have you done the credit card thing?
Natalie
Like, maybe two or three times or like a $40 meal.
David Dobrik
First of all, three times $40 meal. That could get you unlimited pasta for 100 days. So technically I bought you 84 meals. But you know, times 3, 249.
Natalie
You know what, I didn't feel bad because MrBeast probably supplies lunch for his people. He probably supplies.
Jason Nash
No, he probably doesn't.
Natalie
Benefits and things like that.
Jason Nash
Probably doesn't.
Natalie
I used to actually, for his right hand person, I'm sure he fucking gives him a pirate.
Jason Nash
Everybody used to complain to you about it.
David Dobrik
What? Really?
Jason Nash
When I had an assistant, I would buy her lunch and I'd be like, hey man, I'm like buying her lunch every day?
Natalie
Is that.
Jason Nash
And then you'd be like, no, it's nice.
David Dobrik
I think it just depends why you
Jason Nash
don't buy Natalie lunch.
David Dobrik
Well, I buy Taylor lunch.
Jason Nash
Oh, you buy Taylor every day.
Natalie
Amazing. Thank God.
David Dobrik
Wait, wait. Grab the mic, you fucking little thief.
Natalie
Guys, I have to go to a meeting and do my job, motherfuckers.
David Dobrik
Bye. Alright guys, so that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys for listening. There you have it, guys.
Jason Nash
What do they have? We fight all the time.
David Dobrik
Natalie's been stealing from me.
Jason Nash
Is that the resolution you came out with today? There's a bigger problem here, a bigger picture here. That you're driving her crazy so she
David Dobrik
can steal chicken tenders. Think about it, Jay. Think about it.
Jason Nash
Well, you should go back and you should check your receipts.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I know. I'm going to.
Jason Nash
Yeah, right.
David Dobrik
I wonder what she could get away with if she wanted to.
Jason Nash
She bought me some stuff.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jason Nash
Yeah, she got me.
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What'd you get?
Jason Nash
She got me a whole wardrobe.
David Dobrik
Oh, you have been looking more dapper.
Jason Nash
Thank you. Wow.
David Dobrik
Is that Ralph Lauren?
Jason Nash
You want to see my new impression?
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Okay, this is, this is, this is 60 year old guy who's had a career as a sound engineer, talking about producing his son's, his 20 year old son's album together.
David Dobrik
Okay.
Jason Nash
Yeah. You know, I just, I just realized that, you know, it's gotta be. Gotta be his way and I gotta, I gotta just, I gotta get out of the way, you know, it's his album and I gotta, I gotta just, just be there, you know, and, and, and when, when he says he wants it that way, you know, I need to drop whatever I've learned over the years, all my years producing and I gotta just say, okay, Bill, hands off hands. That's it.
David Dobrik
Thank you guys for listening to the pod. We left you a little beautiful gem there at the end. You guys stayed this long?
Natalie
Are you curious where that came from?
David Dobrik
Where'd it come from?
Jason Nash
This guy I met the other night.
David Dobrik
I love it. I thought it was just straight from the top of the dome. Guys, if you wanna hear more impressions at the end of the podcast as like a little treat.
Jason Nash
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I could do that.
David Dobrik
Yeah, that'd be nice. It's like, I feel like maybe people will wanna hear that more than even the podcast.
Jason Nash
Maybe they say please never again.
David Dobrik
Well, let us know. All right, guys, we'll see you soon.
Jason Nash
Bye.
David Dobrik
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Episode: David's Birthday Gone Haywire
Date: July 29, 2026
This episode of VIEWS finds David Dobrik, freshly 30, recapping his birthday party that quickly “went haywire”—including a high-profile Snoop Dogg performance that was cut short by a power outage. Joined by co-host Jason Nash and their friend/assistant Natalie, the trio dives into the chaos of birthday planning, relationship drama, internet hacks, and, as always, signature irreverent banter.
The Snoop Dogg Scene:
For fans and newcomers alike, “David’s Birthday Gone Haywire” delivers all the classic VIEWS ingredients: celebrity cameos (Snoop Dogg), wild party stories, introspective moments (aging, relationships), and plenty of laughs. The episode’s heart lies in navigating adulthood’s disappointments—whether it’s a failed surprise or a blackout birthday bash—while finding humor (and even a little wisdom) in the mayhem.