David's Last Vlog

Summary

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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: David's Last Vlog
Date: February 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and revealing episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash, joined by regulars Natalie, Naveen, and friends, reflect on what might be David's final vlog. They discuss behind-the-scenes stories about vlogging, the challenges of creative burnout, and recent adventures—most notably the saga of surprising friend Alex Ernst with a classic car. Throughout, the group peels back layers on their relationships, work habits, personal quirks, and memorable celebrity encounters. The tone is candid, irreverent, and full of classic Dobrik banter, underlined by a sense of transition as David questions the future of his YouTube content.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Editing the Last Vlog & Group Dynamics

• David expresses thanks to Jason for helping edit, with Natalie admitting she did very little this time (01:04–01:28).
• Natalie’s “bad job” life lesson: “Do a job poorly, so you’re never gonna have to do it again. It’s a very big life lesson.” (David, 01:45)
• Group teases each other about work ethic, helping, and bodily functions (01:39–02:06).
• David on creative abandonment: He trusts others so completely that he doesn’t review final edits:

  “You guys could straight up be editing these like crazy, just butchering everything I’m saying.” (David, 02:37) “I don’t listen to them back...I just take Natalie’s word for it.” (02:28)

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2. Behind-the-Scenes: Gifting Alex a Classic Car

[05:17–12:13]

• Epic car gift for Alex: Months-long plan to surprise Alex with his dream car—a 1996 Rolls Royce.
  • David: “His dream car was a 1996 Rolls Royce, which I was not expecting...Turns out, it’s really inexpensive!” (04:43–05:17)
  • Ilya and Natalie recount the wild, suspicious negotiations with older sellers worried about scams (05:49–08:14).
  • Natalie: “She was just like, please just don’t be a scammer, like, we’ve been taken advantage of…” (07:43)
• Alex’s reaction: Confusion and gratitude, but also stress (“I don’t know much about cars, but I’m really, really grateful.” – Alex, 09:24).
  • David: “I knew we were giving Alex a problem. The car is also a headache...even when I gave him the car, I was like, Al, do you want me to sell it and just give you the cash?” (10:09)
• Turning lemons into content:
  • David plans to use the car for a second channel video where Alex must dress and act as his chauffeur (11:09).
  • The car’s quirks: “The car has built in shot glass holders…cigarette dispensers all around…the car’s incredible.” (Natalie & David, 11:21)

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3. Vlog Burnout & Changing Creative Process

[12:13–14:59]

• David’s candid confession:

  “Why don’t you just get ready for your new thing?...I fucking hate making the vlogs…No, I love filming them. I don’t like putting them together.” (13:13–13:32)

  • The group dissects the intense, laborious puzzle of editing vlogs and cutting hours of footage down to a few stellar minutes.
• Desire for spontaneity:

  “It feels like I used to capture moments and bits, and now it feels like the moments and bits are capturing me…now I’m just a slave to the idea of a certain bit...” (David, 14:44)

• Longing for the old energy:

  “I really want to go back to that. I’m tired of it. Enough is enough.” (14:59)

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4. Personal Rituals and Quirks

[15:00–23:46]

• Showering, towels, and cleanliness:
  • Jason confesses his aversion to showering; Naveen reveals she must “force him” (16:54–17:10).
  • David’s extravagant towel usage:
    • Natalie: “David uses seven towels a day—that’s what takes us so long…the laundry!” (20:17)
    • David: “I indulge in a little towel time...I shower at least two times a day. If I play pickleball, I’m showering three [times].” (22:12)
  • Jason’s feet used to make “the whole room would smell” before the group’s interventions (17:43).
• Everyone shares what they “splurge” on: Travel (Jason), food quality (Naveen won’t eat fast food), towels (David).

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5. Fast Food: Health, Habits, and Taco Bell Confessions

• Naveen has never had Taco Bell—the group is shocked (26:48–27:48).
• David’s “Zela Transformation”: The health program that broke his nightly Taco Bell habit (28:48).

  “I would either get pesto pasta from Bossa Nova or Taco Bell every single night…That was my third meal. I never do that anymore.” (David, 28:52–29:14)

• David’s failed self-control hack: Ordering Taco Bell while drunk, then taking NyQuil to “beat” the urge and falling asleep before it arrived—joking satisfaction in finding it uneaten the next morning (29:14–29:41).

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6. Addictions, Sleep, and Supplements

• On self-control and distraction: David equates resisting food cravings to ignoring thoughts of masturbation (31:17).
• Sleep aids: Natalie and Naveen use weed gummies and joke about “propofol” (the Michael Jackson anesthetic) for sleep, leading to banter about medical advice and the dangers of casual medication (32:04–32:57).

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7. Celebrity Stories: JLo, Diplo, and Chuck Norris

• Diplo’s party snub: David humorously laments being lied to about an invite (33:12).
• Peak LA party memories: Recollections of exclusive, star-studded parties at legendary estates (“It felt like peak LA…just an incredible vibe. Everyone was just having picnics in the movie room.” – David & co., 34:22–35:35).
• JLO brand deal origin: Natalie traces her start working for David to assisting during a JLO campaign (40:01).
• First celebrity collaborations:
  • Chuck Norris headlock story: David remembers Chuck “really putting [him] in a headlock” (41:21–41:24).
  • JLo “Fear Box” bit, with Jason’s mom, Lorraine, unwittingly touching JLo in a mystery box (43:12–44:25).

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8. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On vlogging burnout:

  “It feels like I used to capture, like, moments and bits, and now it feels like the moments and bits are capturing me.”
  — David, (14:44)

• On gifting the car:

  “The car is also a headache. Like, the speedometer doesn’t work…any Rolls Royce in that time frame is a joke in the car community. They break down a lot.”
  — David, (10:09)

• On towels:

  “I indulge in a little towel time. That’s why I love hotels…”
  — David, (21:49–21:50)

• On Jason’s showering resistance:

  “He cries before he showers. I have to pull out a blow dryer…”
  — Naveen, (16:59)

• On group fast food habits and health changes:

  “Every single night at 1am or 2am I would either get pesto pasta from Bossa Nova or Taco Bell. I’m not talking like, oh, I’ll do it tonight. It’s every night.”
  — David, (28:52–29:14)

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9. Timestamps for Notable Segments

• 01:04 — Behind-the-scenes on vlog editing and group dynamic.
• 04:43 — Story: Planning and gifting the 1996 Rolls Royce to Alex.
• 10:09 — Car trouble and transparent gifting.
• 13:13 — David on vlog burnout and editing struggles.
• 14:44 — “Moments and bits capturing me” quote.
• 17:10 — Jason’s showering aversion.
• 20:17 — “David uses seven towels a day!”
• 28:52 — The Taco Bell late-night confession.
• 31:17 — Food cravings compared to other habits.
• 33:12 — Diplo party and “peak LA” nostalgia.
• 40:01 — How the JLo campaign led to Natalie’s involvement.
• 41:21 — David in a Chuck Norris headlock.
• 43:12 — JLo "fear box" surprise.

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Conclusion

This episode shows VIEWS at its most intimate and meta—friends teasing and interrogating each other's quirks, while David earnestly weighs what comes next after years as a “slave to the bits.” The car surprise is classic Dobrik, but the mood is transitional: grateful, irreverent, and occasionally nostalgic. Celebrity stories add Hollywood sparkle, while everyday oddities—like towel habits and fast food confessions—ground the show in hilarious, relatable reality.

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Notable closing quote:

“I really like hearing what people splurge on. Everyone has like weird, you know, things...”
— David (25:57)

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. What is fucking new? Everybody here? Nellie's here. Naveen is here, who's married to Jason.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

A mystery that is unsolved. Yeah, but we are getting closer to it.

[C]

We're gonna be on MythBusters this week.

[B]

MythBusters? Is Naveen an idiot?

[C]

Yes. Does she have all her faculties?

[D]

What's her faculties?

[B]

So, guys, we are back. Just posted a new vlog. Jay, you were a big help for editing today.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

I was screaming.

[C]

Spent a lot of time.

[B]

She didn't yell. I was actually. I was pretty non aggressive this time.

[E]

Actually, you were very.

[B]

Is there something in your throat, Natalie?

[E]

No, I'm good.

[C]

I didn't see him be too aggressive.

[B]

Natalie, you helped too. Hold on, Jay. She wants a compliment.

[F]

Thank you. I actually.

[B]

You didn't help at all.

[E]

That is true. I was the least helpful. This blog.

[B]

In comparison to others, you were pretty tough to edit next year.

[E]

I was really tired. I kept talking.

[B]

But you're doing a good job. Cause you're pretty damn close to me not ever calling you again to help me edit those, which is actually probably something that you would.

[E]

Oh, my God. Really?

[B]

Yeah. Wait.

[E]

This is so exciting.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So you're on your way out, you.

[C]

Know, do a job poorly, so you're.

[B]

Never gonna have to do it again. It's a very big life lesson. And Natalie is fucking crushing it with. With doing that job poorly. Yes, she sleeps a lot, then she farts, and then she eats. And I may have mixed up the order, but that's how it goes.

[C]

She farting next to you.

[E]

So terrible.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[E]

No. He farts.

[B]

I don't fart, Natalie.

[E]

Yes, you do.

[B]

I literally never made that sound in my life.

[E]

Stinky.

[C]

I've seen you fart and not. And you don't hear it. And then.

[E]

No, you don't hear em. They're not loud, but they.

[B]

Okay, we've talked about this. Can we just fucking move on? Anyway, Vlog posted. Vibe. I'm excited for the newer vlogs.

[C]

Excellent. When can we expect those?

[F]

I don't know. No fucking clue.

[B]

But I'm so excited. Not edited vlogs. Because I come into the dude doing this podcast.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm just like, I don't know what happens. I don't even know what you're posting. I don't listen to them back. Or I don't. And I don't hear you edit. And I just take Natalie's word for it.

[C]

Mm.

[B]

You guys could straight up be editing these like crazy, just butchering everything I'm saying and just.

[C]

It's just me, actually.

[B]

Really? Most of them, yeah.

[C]

Have you noticed you only record for five minutes?

[B]

I have noticed that. I was wondering how you make that 40 minutes.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Interesting. So you covered the other 35. What do you talk about?

[C]

I just get in there and I talk about Steely Dan, and mostly it's just all rock talk.

[B]

Guys comment. If you want a Jason Solo pod. Yeah, that'd be sick.

[C]

I'll bring it to you. I'll bring it to the people.

[B]

I'd be down for that.

[C]

No problem.

[B]

Take a little break.

[C]

Did you take the vlog apart and then take it apart and then put it back the way it was?

[F]

Did you?

[C]

Did you? Cause I was here Friday night, and then you had it a certain way. Then I came back today, and you had rearranged everything, and then Brooke told me that you put it back to the way it was. I'm sorry. Not Friday night last night. Is that true?

[B]

What do you mean?

[C]

The vlog.

[E]

Did you put.

[B]

I don't know, when you were here and when you were.

[C]

Did you put all the wedding stuff in the end?

[B]

What did you see? No, wedding stuff is in the middle.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Oh, yes. Okay. So I had a little watch party. It was Brooke, Alex to everyone. Yeah, Brooke, Alex, Ilya, Taylor, Julia, and no, John came a little late, and I was really worried about the. The. The wedding part because I was like, I can't really separate myself from this wedding part. I'm a little confused. Like, will people enjoy this wedding part, or do I only know it because I know John, I know his family.

[F]

I know, like, Reggie.

[B]

So, like, it means a little bit more to me than, like, it will to random people. So.

[F]

So I didn't count for it to be as good.

[B]

And then they all watched it, and then they were like, the wedding is the strongest. It should go last. I was like, oh, what the fuck? So then I was gonna rearrange the whole vlog to put the wedding last, but then it just wasn't making any Sense.

[C]

But they were also there too. So you don't know.

[B]

Well, like Brooke wasn't there and. Oh yeah, I guess you're. I guess you're right. Actually, a lot of them were there. Yeah, it's tough to say. Yeah. Anyway, so. Yeah.

[C]

But again, yeah, you should just post what you're doing.

[B]

So here's a vlog. But that didn't go in.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause I feel like we need to talk about some spicy stuff here. This is supposed to be the end of the vlog, but we got Alex Ernst a car. For weeks, months, almost a year, Ilya has been doing recon to find out what Alex Ernst's favorite car is. And this was for when he completed his Zela transformation. We were going to get him this, like, this was, you know, this is going to be part of the video, like surprising him with a car we got. His dream car was a 1996 Rolls Royce, which like I was not expecting. And when I heard it from Ilya, I was like, are you fucking sure? Also I was stoked because in 1990, 96 Rolls Royce just so happens to be a very inexpensive car, which is like really incredible. Yeah. Like so great that Alex wasn't like.

[F]

McLaren 720s or anything insane.

[B]

They're listed for like 50, but you could find them for like 15 to 30,000. We was like car guy that like.

[F]

Shout out to Phil who like will go to scour auctions and stuff. So we got the car for like 20 grand. It was a fucking great deal. Usually car surprises are, you know, between 50 to 250.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So this was incredible.

[F]

And. But, but like the entire time I.

[B]

Was like, it was a really hard car to track down.

[F]

No one wanted to sell everybody. Everybody that we were dealing with also that owns those Rolls Royces. I think there's only five of those in the US they're pretty rare just cause like they're fucking 29 years old. But everybody was like schizophrenic.

[E]

Everyone was really old. There was one. A lot of people thought we were scamming them because I think a lot of older people own obviously a 1996 car.

[C]

Right.

[E]

There was one guy that, that had one in a different state. And I won't call it the same because I feel like he's the only person in that state. But he full on had like a panic attack about us. He was like, full on schizophrenic. Started. Started. Like our phone number is not attached to like.

[F]

Schizophrenic is an aggressive word. Obviously. I was just saying that for dramatic.

[E]

Well, it was.

[F]

I don't know. He was actually pretty.

[E]

No, no, he was just. He was just making up weird, like, accusations about me being a scammer.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

What would be the scammer? I don't even get it.

[E]

Well, my phone number is not like I was telling him my name and trying to, you know, whatever. And my phone number is not attached to my name. It's attached to a different name.

[C]

Are you on your dad's account?

[E]

I pay for it. Thank you. But it's not my name, but. So he was like, I know you're not real. And then I was like, I promise I'm real. Can we have a phone call?

[F]

The texts were insane. The texts were like. It was like someone battling like a shadow. Like, they were like, you're not here.

[E]

I was like, let's hop on the phone. And he was like, you're a scammer. I can't speak to any blocks.

[F]

And we were gonna send out John to fly across the United States to this place. John was going to get the car in one day.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And then the guy was like, nope, I don't want. I. Like, I. I don't want to do business with. With you. You're not a real person. Your name's. Your name isn't Carmi or whatever he thought it was.

[C]

But then in his defense, like, that's what's out there these days.

[E]

No, for sure.

[B]

Also. Yeah.

[F]

So who the fuck's buying?

[E]

I mean, even.

[F]

I think he was just.

[B]

Oh. And then. And then the person we bought it.

[F]

From was also like, listen.

[E]

Terrified of scammers.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like an older woman. And Natalie was like. She was really cute. She was like, please don't, like, screw me over.

[E]

She was like, they're like a elderly couple that owned the car. And she was just like, please just don't be a scammer, like, we've been taking advantage of. And I was like, I promise you, I'm not gonna take advantage of you.

[F]

I was like, there's something going on.

[C]

But what would the scam be?

[F]

In the 1990s Rolls Royce business that is fucking shady as fuck.

[E]

She. Even though I was bringing a cashier's check, she was like, she's had fraudulent.

[C]

Checks, so you bring the check, Right?

[E]

But for the people that were out of state, it was like doing an out of state trail. Like, I wasn't gonna physically be there at the dealership in this state to do it, so I don't know I don't know.

[F]

Even the guy that. Yeah, he was like, there's someone needs to meet me face to face. So we're like, my God. Okay, so we'll send John. It was just like a five hour flight to get there. John was happy to go. Cause John likes this place. Luckily, there's like a restaurant he likes there. So I was like, you'll go for a day?

[C]

Yeah, there's a ramen place over there I wanted to check out.

[F]

Yeah, unfortunately, that fell apart. But anyway, we got the coolest car, Surprised Al on video. This is supposed to be the end of this video. We filmed this yesterday. And I could tell, I was like, I don't know if. Because the immediate, like, immediately Alex turned around and he goes, what is this? But, but right before I was like, what car have you been wanting? Like, when he had his blindfold on and he's like, well, is it the car that Ilya's been trying to get out of me? And I was like, God damn it, Ilya, you're the worst fucking spy ever. And then I'm like, okay, yeah, what car is that? And he's like, 1996 Rolls Royce. And then I'm like, yes, yes, it's that. And then, and then, like, literally within like eight seconds, I'm like, al, have you.

[B]

Did you want this car or did you just not know a car to drive and alike.

[F]

I honestly don't know much about cars.

[B]

But I'm really, really grateful.

[F]

He was really appreciative of the car. And I was like, I'll just give you the cash instead of the car. Like, I'll just give you 20 grand.

[C]

Sure.

[F]

Uh, and he's like, no, no, no, no, no. Let me, like, let me, like, let me, let me think about this. Like, I'm. I'm really appreciative. He was being very. Being very sweet. And it was really funny because we kept playing into the fact we were just like, you're so ungrateful.

[E]

He was like, panicking.

[B]

He's like, he was panicking, but, like, I didn't care because. Because for no second did I think that he actually wanted this car. And I only got it because it was like a reasonably priced, really cool car. The car is also a headache. Like, the speedometer doesn't work. And a 90, 96 Rolls Royce and any Rolls Royce in that, like, time frame is like a joke in the car community. Like, they break down a lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I was, I knew we were giving Alex a problem. So, like, even when I gave him the car. I was like, al, do you just want me to sell it and just give you the cash? Yeah, I was gonna be the plan.

[C]

How are you gonna. What are you gonna do with the car now?

[B]

So now we've pivoted. I think I'm gonna make, like, a second channel video where Alex is like, can we take it to a car show? Yeah. And I was like, okay, I'll go with you. A car show?

[E]

Yeah. Because that was the only reason why he wanted the car. He was like, he wanted to have a classic car that he could just take to a car show.

[B]

It turns out he doesn't have a garage.

[E]

Right.

[B]

So he doesn't know where to put the car. And he sells the Tesla we got him a while ago, like eight years ago, so he doesn't have room for another car. And then I was like, okay, I'll make you a deal. I'll give you. We'll go to the car show and we'll sell the car the week after, and I'll give you 20 grand for the car. Yeah, but you have to, this weekend, dress up as my driver. Like, fully gel your hair back. Like, only talk to me when you have to talk to me, and drive me around all night when I go. I want to go party, and I want to smoke. I want to drink cigarettes in the back of the Rolls Royce, and I want to drink.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

So I'm gonna make a video out of that, like, him being my driver.

[E]

The really cool thing about the car, too, is on the actual dashboard, it says that it's. It's the number six out of 50 of those cars. Like, it's only.

[B]

Wow, it's really sick. And the car has built in shock. Like, shot glasses in the car, shot glass holders, and it's built in, obviously. There's cigarette dispensers all around the. The car's incredible.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't you have to open the trunk to turn it on? That's what John said.

[F]

No, no, no.

[B]

John, like, tripped a wire or something on accident. But what's really cool about the car, too, is it's, like, kind of upgraded, so it has, like, power windows. We hit play on the CD player and just started playing, like, this classical music. It was so cool.

[E]

Like, straight out of, like, a mob movie. It was so cool.

[F]

Yeah, it was like.

[B]

The car's really exciting. I want it for my. If it wasn't, like, gonna break down, I'd 100% get myself one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's so cool. You feel so cool in it. I'M really looking forward to like, going out and having Alex drive me around while I just like, drink whiskey in the back or something. I think that'll be a fun video.

[F]

I don't even know if I'm posting a vlog in two weeks or what.

[E]

We shall see. Stay tuned.

[C]

Why would you?

[F]

Why would I?

[C]

Yeah, why don't you just get ready for your new thing?

[F]

Yeah, I don't want to. You're right. I really don't want to. I fucking hate. I hate making the vlogs okay, but.

[E]

Elaborate because that sounds crazy. You can't say you hate it because it's so funny.

[F]

No, I love filming them. I don't like putting them together.

[E]

Take it back.

[F]

Putting them together is a headache.

[C]

It's a puzzle piece.

[F]

It's a puzzle piece.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And it's like. And it's, it's weird. It's so hard to explain if you don't do it with us.

[B]

Y.

[F]

If you watch it.

[B]

I remember we were talking about putting the vlogs together.

[F]

Like I mean every week for the past eight weeks. But like someone like commented something somewhere. I was like, I don't know what he means when he says. Right like that he's putting these vlogs together in a specific way. And I'm like, I mean that makes sense.

[C]

Like it's like, it's like if you have a bunch of funny clips of Zayn on the street, right? And he's out there and he's being funny on the street.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

There's like, there's a lot of funny stuff that Zane says. So you can cut that down to like 30 seconds and you're like, wow, that's really funny.

[F]

I don't, I don't think it's that.

[C]

I think it is. And then you get it, Then you get it. Then you even get it down to like 15 seconds and you're like, wow, like that's the very, very best stuff. And then that's what like makes it really move.

[F]

No, that's not the complicated part. It's like when you're. When all the clips are sitting at 15 seconds and it's like how are they like touching each other? How do they like.

[B]

Uh huh.

[F]

Like it's that.

[C]

How are they connecting?

[F]

That's the important. Like for what? Like the vlog. This was a nine minute vlog. And for the last 48 hours we are like, like actual time we spent editing. Like the last 15 hours, it was at like 13 minutes.

[E]

Mm.

[F]

Is that 13 minutes? The log was at 13 minutes. And just, like, adjusting the last 13 minutes to get to nine.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Took about 15 hours of, like, actual editing because I was just, like. Kept rearranging, and I was like, this isn't right. This isn't right. This is right. But. And I don't like doing that. I don't like doing it. I don't like doing that. I don't like that. I want to do the vlogs. Like, the pod. Like, I want to come in, do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Goodbye. And then I want to watch something like, oh, fuck, we did this. I don't want to give fucking notes, even though I'm going to have to, but I don'. Want to give notes. I just want to. I want to. I want someone to play it back, and I want to watch it back. Like, someone came to my wedding and shot a video for me, you know? I'm like, oh, that was so fun in Rio. Like, I think that would be really cool.

[C]

You think you can get there with somebody? You think you can actually get to that place? I don't think you can.

[B]

I think so.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I said something the other day to myself in the shower. What did I say? Like, I feel like I've been. I was like, it feels like I used to capture, like, moments and bits, and now it feels like the moments and bits are capturing me. Like, it's like. It's just.

[F]

I.

[C]

What does that mean?

[B]

Well, it just feels like now I'm just, like, a slave to, like, the. The idea of a certain bit or something, rather than just, like, having things naturally come and happen.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I really want to go back to that.

[F]

I'm just.

[B]

I'm tired of, like. I don't know.

[F]

I don't know.

[B]

We talked about enough. Enough is enough.

[C]

That's what we do every day in our vlogs.

[F]

We just let the.

[B]

I know. I'm so inspired.

[C]

The bits come.

[B]

I'm so inspired by the dailies.

[E]

You guys are the inspo.

[B]

Oh, I promised you Jason, you could flip. I gave away Natalie for the day.

[E]

He offered my time.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I'm happy to give.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause Jason was helping me with the vlog, and he's. Jason gets so stressed out when he sits on my bed. Is it cause you're dirty or why?

[C]

No, no, I was clean this morning.

[B]

Okay. So he sat on my. He wouldn't. We had it on my bed, and he wouldn't, like, fully sit on my bed. His, like, legs were hanging off. My bed's big, so, like, we could easily all fit.

[C]

No I just don't want to be, like, crunched next to you.

[B]

But you're not. You were, like, so far.

[C]

I know, I know. I have a weird thing about, like, cuddling you.

[B]

That's not what we're doing. Well, you make it sound like I.

[F]

Have to fuck everyone in my bedroom.

[C]

You guys are close on that bed.

[B]

No, we're not.

[C]

Sometimes I've seen Joe. Joe will put his head on your shoulder.

[B]

Joe's fucking weird. Joe will, like, reach over and, like, point to something on the laptop, but.

[F]

He'Ll rest his hand on my leg.

[B]

Like, in like, a flirty way. I'm like, are you genuinely trying to fuck me right now or.

[C]

You'll be so pissed off. And then Joe will show me his, like, an Instagram post he has with Chrissy Teigen or something, but you don't see it.

[B]

It's really funny. He loves his Chrissy Teigen book signings.

[C]

Yeah, it's really funny.

[B]

No, but, yeah, then I was like, jason, please just sit on the bed. You're stressing me out. And Jason sat down. Then he got up and I just fucking see his. Basically I'm looking inside his ass. Just see his ass crack. Asshole. Just drag across my bamboo pillow with my favorite comforter. I know I'm gonna get pink eye tomorrow. Just fully covered.

[D]

No, his butt is clean.

[B]

No, I know. He told me he showered last night.

[D]

Which is like, I forced him. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is also, like, not a thing to. Nobody brags saying they showered yesterday.

[C]

I'll be honest. Let me break it here. Let's. Let's break this news here. I hate showering.

[D]

He, like, cries before he came. I have to pull out a blow dryer. I'm like, I promise I'll blow dry you dry. It's gonna be so comfy when you get out. And he's like, no, no. Yeah.

[C]

I have so much hair.

[D]

He always does it.

[C]

And then you come out wet and you're like a dog when you come out, like a hairy chest. It's just like, I hate it. I hate showering and I know that I have to. And it's the worst. I wish you could just take.

[B]

You are the fudgeing craziest 60 year old man.

[C]

I don't like it. If I have time and like, I'm not doing anything. Yeah, okay, I'll jump in the shower. But it's just like, how many days.

[B]

A week you shower?

[D]

No, he showers every day.

[C]

I shower every day.

[B]

But like, okay, if Naveen wasn't around.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, If Nevine wasn't around.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And, like, I didn't have to come over here. Like, if you were out of town.

[E]

I mean, let's put it this way. Jason's feet used to. Like, the whole room would smell. I haven't smelled Jason's feet.

[C]

No. Because of you. When I come over here, I'll even say to Naveen, I'll be like, check my feet. I'm like, I gotta. I got. You wanted me to come over, like, last minute at some point, like in the last 48 hours. And I was like, I don't have socks on. I was like, I gotta get socks. I gotta. Natalie's gonna smell my feet.

[D]

I actually thought it was weird. So Jason came here last night. And he was here for a while. But before he left, he was like, I gotta put socks on and stuff because I don't want my feet to smell. But he's not someone that cares about that. And then he's, like, missing all night. And I'm like, what's going on?

[C]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

Sorry. That is the first thing he said when he came over.

[C]

What did he say?

[B]

You were like, I need socks, Dave. I need socks.

[F]

And he was like.

[B]

He was like, so freaking.

[C]

I was taking Charlie to school and you were like, come over. And I was like, I'm not going over near Natalie with no socks.

[F]

Wait, wait. You forgot to put on. You forgot to put on socks.

[C]

Like, I woke up. I wake up like this, and then I'm like, oh, Charlie. I gotta get Charlie. And then I fucking run over there and I'm picking up Charlie, and then she's late, so I'm trying to get in her. Get her in there by 8:50. Then I get a text from David like, yo, what's up, Jason? Come on. Come by. And then I'm like, I'll come by. But then I look at my feet and I'm like, I don't have fucking socks on. I can't go over there.

[F]

Wait, you leave the house without putting socks on? It's crazy. Crazy.

[C]

You never do that. You never just throw your shoes on and go. Because you're late.

[E]

I mean, I take the extra 10 seconds for the socks.

[F]

Wild. Okay?

[C]

So I can't. Me putting socks on is not like you putting socks on like that.

[D]

Like, oh, it does.

[C]

It hurts. So I'm like, oh, yeah, fucking put my socks on. It.

[F]

Is it like the equivalent like. Like if, like, I had, like, a torn wrist or something and I was in a cast?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay. Because things do get Annoying. Then.

[C]

Yeah. Even to bend down, you're like, I can't.

[F]

Okay, so how many times if we weren't around or Naveen, would you shower a week? Dead ass.

[C]

Don't be fast out of my. And you guys are on vacation.

[F]

Yeah. Be serious.

[C]

And you're out of my life. Let's see.

[F]

But you're still going out, like, going grocery shops.

[C]

I'm not, like, seeing people. I. I would go, like, I'd probably not shower for a couple days.

[F]

Give me like, how many times a week?

[C]

I mean, like, I don't know. I would shower like, at least three or four times a week.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[E]

That's fine.

[C]

That's fine. But I. I would go a whole day. But now as I've gotten older, like, I just, like, I sweat a lot and I'm like, I. I really can't do that anymore.

[F]

The. The cleaners were. Natalie was like, talking with the cleaners.

[B]

About, like, their schedule and stuff.

[F]

They, like, outed me so bad. I was so embarrassed. What did they say?

[E]

Well, I was just. I was. Yeah, I was talking to them about, like, the timing and the schedule and stuff to, like, rearrange days or whatever.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And they were like, but Natalie, David uses seven towels a day. That's what takes us so long is the laundry.

[C]

Oh.

[E]

She's like, that's. That's why we're here for so long. Each day is because the laundry takes so long.

[F]

He only has one washer spoken rule, you know, like, you don't talk about my towel, you usage. And then when I heard it, I was like, oh, my God. And then Natalie goes. And then Natalie, like, continues with the accent. She goes, natalie, like, he uses one so his feet don't touch the ground. And I go. And I go, no. Like, there's no way they know that. And then Natalie's like, no, I'm kidding. I made that one up. But I was like, oh, my God.

[E]

Well, because I go into his bathroom and I do see, like, four of them on the ground.

[F]

Those are used towels.

[E]

But I have seen you, like, take a towel and like, throw it on the ground for your feet.

[F]

Okay? So I just. Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy Jay?

[C]

I'm trying to figure out how you use seven towels every time you call.

[E]

Listen to this routine.

[F]

I come from a crazy household.

[B]

Okay?

[F]

That's like, where two, three towels.

[E]

What, Vernon, like your family? There's no way. They were like, hell, yeah, David use seven towels.

[F]

No, it's the complete opposite.

[C]

It was the Opposite. So he's compensating.

[F]

Yeah. It's like it truly. It's like one towel.

[C]

I get that.

[F]

It's like one towel for the week.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And you hang it up to dry.

[E]

Very normal.

[F]

Which is very standard. And you don't know who's using the towel. Right. Like there's like that part I don't like. It's just there.

[E]

It's one towel for the whole family.

[F]

Most likely. You're getting a good towel. You just grab the towel that's dry. Right. Okay. I've spoiled myself since I've come here.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

I understand.

[F]

I understand.

[E]

You indulge in a little towel time.

[F]

I indulge in a little bit of towel time. That's why I love hotels. Because you know when they say, do you want the eco friendly version where you want. You can like dry your own towels. Fucking rip that paper. I turn into air. I turn into paper airplane and I throw it out the window into the fucking nature. That's how opposed I am to saving. Saving energy for towels. No, I really do.

[C]

You're into your towels, that's cool.

[F]

But I shower at least two times a day, right?

[C]

Twice a day for sure. When? Why?

[B]

It's pretty normal.

[E]

Like when he wakes up.

[C]

When he goes, you wake up. Cause you sweat in your sleep.

[F]

Well, I sweat in my sleep, but even if I didn't, I would always do that.

[E]

I don't know. I mean, like once a day is more than enough. I think it's because you're like so used to being so sweaty.

[F]

I shower twice a day. If I play pickleball, I'm showering three. If I'm doing sauna, I'm doing three. So there's a lot of moments where I'm showering three times a day. Wow. Very, very normal.

[C]

So that is seven towels.

[F]

Very normal.

[E]

And you won't use the same towel in the same day even though it's from.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And I completely agree that this sounds fucked up. And like my hands are up. I'm guil. But yeah, I'll use one towel for my upper body and the other towel for my lower body. I just like to stick.

[B]

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

[C]

No, I go one towel all over.

[F]

Yeah, No, I know. That's just the kind of guy you are.

[D]

I just wrap like one on the top, one on the bottom.

[F]

No, like, I'll dry my top. Oh. And then I'll dry my bottom. And then if my bottom doesn't. If I've dried the bottom part and I'm still wet at the top. I have to grab the third.

[B]

Because I've already use the first one that.

[F]

I use as my upper body as now my floor mat. Oh, my God.

[C]

You've really.

[D]

Oh, I see. And then that goes on the floor. Do you have one on your hair?

[F]

No hair.

[D]

Air dries.

[F]

No hair. I just use, like, the towel you blow dry. That's my upper body. It's part of my upper body.

[D]

I think you need another towel.

[F]

I may have to have it up to 8 to 9.

[C]

You blow dry your hair?

[F]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty, like, normal about that, but, yeah. So that's kind of my schedule. But it felt crazy when I heard.

[B]

It from another person.

[F]

I was like, oh, my God. Like, they are really, like, they're in there. They see things.

[C]

He's crazy with the towels. He's turning into Howard Hughes.

[F]

It's kind of crazy. It's crazy, like, how much, like, cleaners, like, really get to know you.

[E]

Sure, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like ours find Naveen's crack pipes all the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Too many crack. Too much crack.

[E]

Too much crack.

[F]

Funny part is, like, when you have, like, weed or something somewhere.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. And then they put it away for you.

[F]

They put it away, like, really cute.

[C]

We had a maid once eat the pot brownies. Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Wait, how did that go?

[C]

She had to go home early.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[C]

She was like, I'm not feeling so good. And I was like, go home. Go home. Because I'm always, like, I'm always very super nice to maids. I'm like, I think that that's, like, you know, the toughest job. I'm like, yeah, yeah, no worries. Go, go, go, go, go. And then, like, I looked. The thing was off on, like, the.

[E]

The tin foil.

[C]

The tin foil. Yeah, whatever. And I was like, huh? And I was like, oh.

[F]

And you're like, oh.

[C]

I think she got into it.

[F]

My grandma. I think I've talked about this before. My grandma used to be a housekeeper. Yeah. And she's, like, super into it. But she had to quit because. Well, first she had a fling with the guy she was housekeeping for. Ooh, I know. Kind of like a telenovela, huh? Yeah. Except Hungarian version. But I don't even know if it was a fling, actually. I don't know. Maybe I just felt the 10. I was really young, so I guess I didn't really know what was going on. But she didn't like working for him, because she didn't. She felt like she wasn't doing enough, which I always thought was really interesting. She was just like, I just like, the house is so clean normally that, like, I feel like I'm like useless here. It's really interesting.

[C]

She didn't want to take the job anymore.

[F]

Yeah. She said he was, he was paying too good. Prideful thing. Yeah.

[C]

It's a big thing in your family, having pride.

[F]

I don't think I would ever do, like, I don't, like, if I would, I don't think I would be like, I'm getting paid too much for a job.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Like, I don't know you.

[C]

Yes, we know.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Just to make sure, like, well, remember.

[C]

Your grandmother when you'd grab that seven in the towel?

[B]

I feel like she'd want me to use it now.

[C]

Oh, you do?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's like a reward, you know, like, it's like, it's. It's the perks of, of my labor.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

This is, it's like a reminder of the seventh towel when I'm almost already dry and there's no reason to grab another one. Just to really top it all off, like, you deserve it, Dave. I really like hearing people's like, what they splurge on. Everyone has like, weird, you know, like.

[F]

I always say travel and lodging is like important for me. What do you, what are you like, just such a.

[C]

Like means pretty frugal.

[D]

I. I'm not a splurger. I mean, I won't eat like cheap food, I guess. Like, it's like, I feel like that's like.

[E]

What do you mean by cheap food?

[D]

Like, what's like, if I was like, even if I had no money, like, I'd find a way to get like.

[F]

Like a home cooked meal.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Like you're saying from a restaurant.

[D]

Are you saying Taco Bell or like, let me just get something like fast and.

[F]

Excuse me. You wouldn't get Taco Bell.

[D]

I would never get Taco Bell.

[E]

She doesn't eat any fast food ever.

[F]

That's.

[D]

I would.

[C]

Taco Bell. Taco Bell is like baffles me.

[F]

Cut this out. I'm kidding. But like, like, actually, what the fuck?

[C]

I mean, you took me once.

[D]

It's not real. It's not real me. And that's weird.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I hate to be that person, but what.

[F]

It's just incredible. Really, dude? Yes. That's why I love having friends that live that grew up here in Beverly Hills is because a lot of them have never had Taco Bell. Like Olivia Jade, one of them, she still has never had it she's had Taco Bell. She's never had Quesarito.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

So like that is something that is on our menu to go fucking try on. It's really exciting. But like, Naveen, how old are you? I mean, you're what?

[D]

33.

[F]

33. Okay, so like that's no excuse for what? To not have Taco Bell. What do you think we're talking about?

[D]

I've had like, I've tasted Taco Bell.

[F]

Oh, okay. You just don't like it.

[D]

No. You're how old?

[F]

29.

[D]

No excuse to be eating Taco Bell.

[F]

Really? My body kind of like runs on it.

[E]

And Duncan, it is kind of astonishing, like how like terrible the mix of food is that he eats like the different fast food restaurants whatever he chooses. And like it does fuel him. Like he doesn't get tired. Like, if I ate like you, I would literally be sleeping for half the day.

[C]

Oh, that's interesting.

[E]

But also he gets energy.

[D]

Same person that was like putting his butt up, talking about his hemorrhoids and stuff.

[E]

Yeah, there's gotta be some other.

[F]

But that hemorrhoids. Hold on. First of all, that hemorrhoid was like a false alarm.

[E]

She's coming back, isn't she?

[B]

No, that was another false alarm. Okay, she's maybe coming back, but it's.

[F]

Not as bad as it was before.

[B]

It's a girl.

[C]

You're having a girl.

[B]

She's a girl.

[F]

No, the. The one thing reveal.

[B]

The one thing that did me up.

[F]

Was the Zela training.

[B]

That's what like, re. Like I used to have three meals a day. I only eat two now. Crazy.

[E]

How. How are you saying that? The zila. Oh, just because it used switch to something so healthy.

[B]

Yeah, because I got to like 2200 calories a day. And then I realized how like every single night without fail, every single night at 1am or 2am I would either get pesto pasta from Bossa Nova or Taco Bell every single night. I'm not talking like, oh, I'll do it tonight.

[F]

It's every night.

[E]

Pre transformation.

[B]

Yeah. And that was my third meal. I never do that anymore. I got home drunk the other day from going out and I ordered Taco Bell. And right as I ordered it, I fucking popped a Nyquil. I was like, I'm gonna beat this bitch and I'm gonna fucking fall asleep before it comes. Cause I was like, I can't do this. I can't.

[F]

I can't do this.

[B]

And then I woke up in the morning, Taco Bell was sitting Right outside my door. And I was so fucking happy.

[F]

Oh, shit.

[B]

Yeah, it felt really good.

[C]

I never thought to do that.

[B]

Felt good. I had it in the morning, but not the point.

[E]

Wait, actually, you ate it in the morning.

[B]

Oh, the Baja Blast.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[C]

If I were rich, I would hire someone to stand in my kitchen at night.

[E]

Really?

[C]

And just be like, nope.

[E]

I mean, you can do.

[B]

Such a waste of money.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

You can just get like a lock.

[E]

Like an automatic lock that you can't undo from a certain time to certain.

[C]

Time that once with Wyatt when he.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. What?

[E]

You can get like a lock on your cap. Like. Like. Like you lock a door and it locks.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Everything up at it from a certain time to a certain time. You can't unlock it.

[B]

Really? Yeah. Oh, that's fucking terrifying.

[C]

I did it with Wyatt once. I put a lock on the fridge, shut the up, and I gave him the key when he was a kid.

[E]

You gave him the key?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I thought you locked it from Wyatt. I was like, no.

[C]

And then it got to be like 2am and I was like, what? Wake up.

[E]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

You can't keep waking me up. Oh, you had your son lock the fridge from you?

[C]

Yeah, I said take the key. Don't fucking ch me. Poor kid.

[E]

That's really funny.

[B]

That's really funny.

[E]

Like, also kind of traumatic.

[B]

That would be a really. That'd be a tough battle.

[D]

No, dad, please.

[E]

It can't.

[F]

It's.

[B]

It's game over. The second you start thinking about food.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

That's when it is. But like, if you don't think about it, you could actually go quite, like quite some distance without eating.

[E]

Of course. Yeah, but like, what does that even mean? Like, how do you just stop thinking about it?

[B]

Well, have you ever thought about, like we haven't talked about in a while, like masturbating, for example? Like, if I don't think about it.

[E]

Hesitation.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Cause I was like, eh, fuck it.

[B]

Cause if I don't think about it, I'm totally good.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Then the second my head goes there before I'm going to bed, sure. I'm like, I probably should.

[E]

Cause like, that's like any addiction. That's literally just what addiction is.

[C]

But masturbating, you sleep really well.

[F]

That's exactly what it is. This is why I think that's how.

[C]

You sell it to yourself.

[F]

This is how I think about it. I'm like, okay, it's 11 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[F]

I can go to bed right now. But like in an hour and A half. I may, like, I may just not be able to sleep because I need to do it. So I'm just gonna do it now. Get it out of the way. I don't even really need to do it, but I've thought about it. I'm just gonna fucking do it so I'll get a good night's rest.

[E]

That's how I am with, like, taking, like, a gummy at night, like a little weed gummy. Because I, like, will take it so consistently and then I'll.

[F]

I'm scared of taking all those things. I feel like they're gonna fuck up my sleep forever. But, like, I'm scared that, like. Like, I only take kids. Melatonin.

[E]

I've definitely built a tolerance for sure. Like, my. My tolerance for weed because I take gummies at night, like, is so much higher now than it used to be.

[C]

Yeah, we should stop taking what we're taking.

[F]

What are you guys taking?

[C]

Propofol.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[D]

Have you heard?

[F]

It's really bad.

[C]

We have a doctor come administer propofol.

[B]

Yeah, Propofol is not intense.

[C]

We take like a unicorn.

[D]

It's like a over. It's like an iQuil. It's like the thing that makes you sleepy in NyQuil.

[F]

I used to do NyQuil, like, every night for a while.

[D]

I did, like, initial NyQuil. I loved NyQuil.

[F]

Yeah, NyQuil's good. If you're drunk and you're like, get me out of here.

[D]

Oh, really?

[E]

Really?

[F]

Yeah, if I'm really drunk, I'm always popping for that.

[E]

That's not.

[F]

Well, yeah, I mean, obviously the worst takes here. Remember when I said, take antibiotics just.

[B]

When you're feeling a little bit, not.

[E]

When you think you're not.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Just pop an antibiotic.

[B]

So many DMs from doctors.

[F]

Like, please, dude, do not say stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Whenever you have a light cough, you take seven day antibiotics.

[B]

It's not funny.

[E]

Do not take medical advice from us.

[F]

People were tagging me. Diplo was at an after party for the Grammys, right?

[E]

Oh, fuck. He didn't invite you.

[F]

And they were tagging me. They're like, david, he fucking lied to you. Last podcast, I told him that I hit up Diplo to see if he's having his party, and he said he's not. And yeah, he didn't.

[C]

To be fair, he wasn't having a party.

[F]

He was having a party. And it's a very specific Diplo house party that I was asking for. He's the only person to actually do it. I think that's like ever pulled it off like that. It is literally like 1500 people on a fucking. It was like one of the Hadid's estate or something, right?

[E]

Yeah, the Hadid's dad.

[F]

It was fucking.

[B]

It's a.

[F]

It's massive. It's massive.

[B]

And it's always the biggest shit show.

[F]

In la because it's not like.

[B]

It's actually why it was so interesting. Because it was like one of those parties that was like you had everyone from the Grammys there, but then you.

[F]

Also had just random kids about like me.

[B]

Like I shouldn't like I was there.

[F]

Fucking 18 year old, 19 year old.

[B]

Dave was there a 21 year. Whatever I was at the time was like at this party and like just.

[F]

Because I waited outside the fence long enough and like, that's why I think.

[B]

That'S probably why I think it's so fun. Do you remember it?

[E]

Yeah, of course, dude.

[F]

It was a.

[B]

So it was this ginormous. When I say estate, I mean like four pools, just ginormous. And there was this one like there was this underground. Do you remember this movie theater? Yeah, yeah, it was a movie theater room. I've never seen people hang out like that. Do you remember that? It's like ingrained in my head.

[E]

Well, okay, Elaborate, because I feel like.

[F]

I know.

[B]

So it was like these red velvet movie chairs. Very fancy. The lighting was very like Delilah y like very warm and elegant. And it was a theater that probably fit 20, 30, 40 like 140 people in this house. Okay, In a house. But they're all like luxury couches. On every luxury couch and every single.

[F]

Couch, it's friend group after friend, group after friend, group after friend. Like everyone's just hanging out in the movie room. Not a single spot is taken anywhere. And everyone's just like talking like it's like. It was like the coolest vibe ever. It wasn't like anybody was like passed out or like fucking too drunk. Everybody was just like. Like they were having picnics. What's that place that everyone goes to in LA to have a picnic? Where like you go Griffith Observatory. No, no, no, you go. It's like the hot new spot in Venice. Everybody like, oh, oh, oh.

[E]

Penmar. Penmar.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, Penmar. Okay, so it's very like Pen Mary Y. That's what it felt like.

[B]

It was.

[C]

It was very cool, people talking.

[E]

I think everyone was like. I think everyone was like smoking weed in that room. I think everyone was like chill.

[B]

Oh, that could be it.

[F]

But I'm also Like, referencing, like, what people call here in la, like, peak la. That was like. That's, like, when LA had, like, the. It's just like an incredible. I don't know what was going on and what happened since then, but don't.

[B]

Things come in waves?

[C]

They definitely come in waves. Yeah.

[F]

I think it's definitely gonna come around, right?

[C]

Yeah. We were talking about this yesterday.

[E]

It's bad, guys. Come on, we gotta get.

[C]

Well, Someone's gonna do it. There's. The people are here. There's plenty of people here.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It's just someone has to, like, bring it all back around and make it get cool again. It's just too expensive to go out.

[F]

Yeah. I think it's gonna. I think once we turn, like, 31, 32, I think it's really gonna. I don't know why, but I'm just feeling something.

[C]

And there's a decline in drinking.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So lots of times now, people, they go to, like, coffee parties on stuff.

[B]

Have we talked about legalizing cocaine on the spot or.

[F]

No, I just thought about it again the other day and I was just, like, thinking. I was like, would that not increase? Like, you would. I'm surprised that the government doesn't want that. Like, would they not, like, regulating, like, would then you get so much money through alcohol and, like, everything.

[E]

He talked about this, but.

[F]

And then she was like. And then hospitals, David.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then people would just have.

[E]

People are just gonna go to excess. Yeah. Into excess. And it's gonna cause more issues.

[F]

Okay, interesting.

[E]

They can't, like, encourage.

[C]

No one overdoses from pots.

[F]

Yeah. I don't know, dude. Pot's. Fucking. Pot's dangerous.

[C]

Not that pot's not dangerous, but it's.

[F]

Not like cocaine and alcohol is dangerous, too. Like, just in general. I don't know.

[E]

Alcohol is. Yeah.

[F]

Lucky I don't do any of those that we listed.

[C]

You know what I hate when. I hate when you're watching a commercial and they go, I'm gonna get ready for the big game.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You can't say Super Bowl.

[C]

I hate that.

[F]

Why are you so annoyed by that? You know, like, most of our sponsors say that, right?

[C]

You can't say Super Bowl.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Why does the super bowl just go. Eh, Go ahead, say Super Bowl.

[F]

I don't know.

[C]

So lame.

[E]

I don't know.

[F]

The first job I got with Jennifer Lopez.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And we couldn't say super.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And we were at the Super Bowl. The whole thing was.

[C]

I'm really excited about the big game.

[F]

Look how. Yeah. That is a really good Question. Like, why the does somebody own the word super bowl? And why are they so goddamn stingy about it?

[C]

Yeah, the NFL is weird.

[F]

Is that the NFL that owns it?

[E]

Yeah, I think so.

[B]

Yeah. Or is it, like, a random, like, Bruno Mars character? No, somebody bought it.

[C]

Where is the Super.

[B]

No one says it.

[E]

San Francisco.

[B]

San Francisco?

[E]

You mean the big game?

[C]

Where is the big game?

[B]

Were you there when we went with JLo?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That was really fun. When we sat in her box, that was really crazy.

[C]

Really something.

[B]

It was like. It was. It almost felt like sitting behind, like, the Kennedys. Felt like sitting behind, like, the. It was. It was her and a rod and her family, and it was like.

[C]

We weren't allowed to say anything about her on the podcast.

[B]

We weren't?

[C]

No.

[B]

Really?

[C]

We're not allowed to even mention that we were in that box with her.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Oh, how long is that up for?

[C]

I don't know. I think the statues are up, but.

[F]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Well, that makes sense.

[C]

But I will say, if someone was.

[B]

In my box, like, I. Yeah, well, actually, no.

[F]

I don't know if I was as.

[B]

Big as JLo, sure. Then she was a great mom. Yeah.

[C]

I remember watching her, like, oh, wow, she's like a real mom.

[B]

No, she was great. That was, like, one of my first celebrities that I've worked with, and I was like, yeah. So worried.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember when I scared her? I was hiding in a bush and I popped out and I scared her.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

She was like, a good sport about it.

[C]

Where were you?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Is that with my mom?

[B]

It was a couple times.

[C]

With you?

[E]

It was in Minneapolis.

[B]

No, like, it was in Minneapolis. She was doing some interview, and I was like, I'm gonna crawl through those bushes and scare her. Can you film? And someone was filming for me, and I just, like, went right through, and I scared her. She barely flinched. And she hugged me after, and she thought it was funny.

[F]

She was like.

[E]

She thought you were adorable. She ate you up.

[F]

Even though I think she liked.

[B]

Because I was, like, literally, like, young and very easily, like, I very easily did not know it. Like, you could tell that I did not know what I was doing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So she's like, this guy, you know, he needs help. Poor guy. Shout out JLo for JLo. Yeah. Yeah. Really?

[C]

Oh, David, you scared me, you little scam.

[B]

David content creator. Can't wait to see this brand deal go up, cutie.

[E]

That JLO gig is the reason why I'm here today.

[B]

Wait, what?

[E]

That was you? You were filming that campaign during my, like, two week trial that I. You invited me out here for two weeks and you filmed that thing with JLo and you're like, come with me. And it was me, you and Joe Vus. And I was like, okay. And I didn't really know what to expect or anything. And then, like. And you didn't tell me anything about what you were doing or whatever. You're like, I have to film something for at&t.

[F]

Oh, at&t.

[B]

That's who it was.

[E]

Yeah. And. And then JLO like, walks out of a car and he's like, filming all this stuff with JLo. I was like, holy fuck. He's like, famous and shit. I should go work for him.

[B]

Oh, I feel like you've talked. Was that. Wait, what was the first moment where you were back home and something happened and you were like, oh, that's really cool. Like, did you see something from home that I did that was like, oh, this is actually more legit than vine something.

[E]

Norris. Chuck Norris.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we went to church.

[A]

Were you there, Jay?

[C]

Yeah, I went to Chuck Norris's ranch.

[E]

For the other day.

[B]

Chuck Norris's ranch.

[E]

I saw a Facebook post, like a selfie of David and Chuck Norris. I'm like, back in front of Hills, minding my own, but I have no idea what the fuck David's doing out in la. And I see him post with Chuck. I was like, oh, my God, he's collaborating with Chuck Norris. It's crazy.

[B]

Well, Chuck Norris was. That was like his. That was like his peak too. That was like when, like, the first Internet memes were being born.

[F]

It was all about Chuck Norris.

[C]

You jumped out and scared him too, right? He punched you in the throat?

[B]

No, but he, like. Remember he put me in a headlock.

[C]

Did he?

[B]

Yeah, he put me in a headlock and he, like, really put me in a headlock. Obviously not for long enough, but for the. For the two seconds he was going, yeah. And it wasn't even close to passing me out. Yeah.

[F]

But I felt like, oh, yeah, I remember.

[B]

I felt like the anaconda grip, like, just for a little bit.

[C]

I remember we were in the dojo.

[B]

Yeah, we were in his.

[C]

You're on the mats.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

And. And. And I remember they were like, let's get Chuck in there. Let's get him to get David. And I was like, oh, this will be cute. And then Chuck was such a. Like, had killer. He just has killer instinct. So he can't not do it and not knock you out.

[B]

Yeah, he felt that I was A threat?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's like, I gotta eliminate this guy.

[C]

And when he started to choke you, I was like, oh, no. I was like, oh, it's gonna go sideways.

[B]

Yeah. That was probably, like, my first JLo or Chuck, I guess.

[E]

Chuck. First for sure.

[B]

Chuck Norris was my first.

[E]

Wait, what is Chuck Norris known for? I honestly, I don't know.

[B]

He's just a badass in movies. Like, I mean, we know him from. We know him from, like, Expendables, but he, like, earned his way into Expendables, so I don't know.

[C]

Like, when Stallone was a fighter, he was a fighter. He was a kickboxer, I think. And then he transitioned to movies. I remember when you were doing JLo, and I remember you were racking your brain for an idea, and I just started working with you, and you were like, really, really shitting bricks. You're like, I fucking need something for JLo. Like, I gotta get something for J. Lo. And it went on. It went on for, like, a couple days. And I remember I was thinking, like, I'm so dumb. I was like. I was like, oh, man, my mom loves J. Lo. And I'd be like, but I didn't make the connection that you would want her.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

And for two days I was like, man, it's too bad it's not me, because then I could have my mom do J. Lo or something, but I didn't. And then finally, it was like 9 o' clock at night, and I was like, my mom really loves J. Lo. And you were like, what? What? What? What the fuck? What do you mean? I'm like, well, yeah, it's your favorite celebrity. Like, I've been fucking trying to solve this for three days. And it was 10 o' clock at night. And then we had to call my mom, who was like, 78, and like, you gotta get on a plane now, but not tell her why.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

And she got on a plane.

[B]

Yeah. No, your mom's been probably the best sport, and she's the best in not knowing where she's going. And even at that time, even, especially at that time, there couldn't have been.

[F]

Anything exciting on the end.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, now it's like, get on a plane. It's like, okay, he's gonna at least give me a car. But like, yeah, that's kind of crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I remember the idea was. It was like a Fear box challenge.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

So it was like. It was like, originally, the idea was, we're gonna put JLO in the box we're gonna have Jason's mom feel what's in the box. And, like, sometimes you put, like, a stuffed animal or like a lizard or something or like a bunny, and you.

[F]

Freak out the person. One of the people is supposed to be J. Lo. But I was. But then we were like, we can't put J. Lo in a box. We're like, but we can't put Jason's.

[C]

Mom in a box.

[B]

So then we had J.

[F]

Lo feeling Lorraine.

[B]

And then J.

[F]

Lo's like, is this a person?

[B]

And Lorraine's like, is that J.

[F]

Lo?

[B]

And then that's how we surprised.

[E]

My mom went.

[C]

My mom went, ah, Ah.

[B]

J.

[C]

Lo was pulling her hair. But then when she saw it was J. Lo, she was like, forgot all about that. You're so excited. It's really funny.

[B]

That's really funny. Well, shout out Lorraine. JLo, Chuck Norris.

[F]

Hope you guys are doing good. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast, I guess for listening, go watch Jason's daily vlogs with Naveen. They are ripping it up every day. Every day and every day.

[B]

New vlog just posted one.

[F]

See you guys soon. Bye.

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