David's Offer to Jason

Summary

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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: David's Offer to Jason
Date: March 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of VIEWS finds the crew in their signature chaotic, hyper-casual form, discussing upcoming travel plans, relationships, viral video game culture, and—centrally—a high-stakes negotiation between David and Jason that could change the way the podcast is produced. With regulars Alex and John Zane adding their irreverent takes, the episode careens between absurd humor, genuine life reflections, and behind-the-scenes squabbles over everything from property views to podcast strategy.

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Key Topics and Discussions

1. Bali Trip Planning and House Dynamics (00:50–13:43)

• Travel Updates: Jason, David, and the crew reveal they’re preparing for a trip to Bali, with Jason detailing a convoluted flight route due to visa issues.
  • Memorable moment: Jason’s flight: “San Fran, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Bali, Bali. Another place in Bali.” (12:47)
  • Golden Birthdays: The concept is explained as Jason talks about a friend turning 27 on the 27th.
• Jason’s House as a Community Center: Much of the discussion centers around Jason’s uniquely “lucky” house in L.A., which serves as a communal space for friends.
  • Jason: “I love everything about it… every day, I just feel so grateful.” (28:29)
  • Notable quote: “This house is just like—I hit the jackpot.” — Jason Nash (28:41)

2. Video Game Culture and GTA 6 Anticipation (02:53–10:22)

• Grand Theft Auto 6 Hype: The crew discusses the immense anticipation for GTA 6, the impact of AI on gaming, and how video game purchasing has changed over the years.
  • Jason: “This is the most highly anticipated entertainment launch of all time.” (04:02)
  • Alex: “It’s been 15 years since the last one.” (04:45)
  • Gaming Monetization: The group reminisces about buying hard copies vs. today’s microtransactions.
  • Jason: “It just sucks that the experience of going…that was such a cultural thing.” (06:29)
• Game Features Explained: PvP, proximity chat, and “death chat” are explained for the less gaming-literate among the crew—with lots of jokes at David’s expense.
  • Alex: “Aliens talking to a 90-year-old dude.” (08:12)

3. The "Deal" — Trees vs. Video Podcast (16:02–18:29; 26:35–27:20)

• David’s Offer: David reveals he’s willing to do a video version of the podcast for two years if Jason can get the trees blocking his L.A. house’s view trimmed.
  • David: “If Jason does what I ask… I will do the podcast on video for him.” (16:22)
  • Jason: “There’s nothing that would make me happier on this earth than those trees.” (18:30)
  • The Challenge: The neighbor refuses to trim the trees, making Jason’s task a neighborhood negotiation ordeal.
• Listener Engagement: The group debates whether anyone cares about a video pod.
  • David: “People would fucking love it. They love you. You’re so funny.” (27:27)

4. Clear TSA Debate—Privilege & Practicality (19:16–24:24)

• Recapping a Previous Argument: The group revisits a heated argument about airport CLEAR, a TSA “fast pass” service, debating whether it’s worth it and what it says about privilege.
  • Jason: “Me paying $25 ahead…is pennies as opposed to rebooking flights.” (20:42)
  • Alex: “You want the privilege of getting the highest nicest things, but then I’m complaining about me not having money. That is Jason Nash in a nutshell.” (22:31)
• Class and Convenience: The segment gets meta as the others tease Jason about luxury habits versus money complaints, reflecting broader issues of social status and self-awareness.

5. Parenting, College Tuition, and Responsibility (39:45–48:53)

• College Costs & Parenting Styles: Jason and David get into a spirited discussion about paying for college, parental roles, and generational privilege.
  • Jason: “You’ve raised two great kids. And the fact that you can’t rest on that… drives me nuts.” (43:03)
  • Alex: “Your kids live like you are a multi, multi, multi, multi millionaire.” (47:42)
  • John: “If you were in our school and you said your parents paid for your college, it would be very obvious you were, like, spoon-fed.” (46:05)
• Empathy Gaps: Jason and Alex rib David for his incomprehension of middle/working-class pay-for-college struggles, while David maintains his intent to support his kids.

6. House Gratitude, Movie Nights, and Community (28:09–36:09)

• Appreciating Success: The cast reflects on luck, gratitude, and finding satisfaction in communal living and shared success.
  • David: “There’s days when I have had…really hard days…I instantly feel better when I sit on either of these couches.” (34:09)
  • Jason: “The best part…isn’t because it’s my house…it’s like a house for everybody. That's why I get so mad when John…isn’t appreciative.” (35:37)
• Movie Night Rituals: Jason’s legendary enthusiasm for group movie night becomes a symbol for how much communal living means to the crew.
  • David: “I wish people could watch you on movie night. I wish you would film that for Snap.” (36:10)

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Memorable Quotes

• On the GTA 6 Hype:
  “This is the most highly anticipated entertainment launch of all time.”
  — Jason Nash (04:02)

• On Paying for College:
  “If you were in our school and you said your parents paid for your college, it would be very obvious that you were like spoon-fed.”
  — John Zane (46:05)

• On the Tree/Video Pod Deal:
  “There’s nothing that would make me happier on this earth than those trees.”
  — Jason Nash (18:30)

• On House Gratitude:
  “This house is just like—I hit the jackpot.”
  — Jason Nash (28:41)

• On Communal Living:
  “The way—the reason I talk about it so much isn’t because it’s my house…it’s like a house for everybody.”
  — Jason Nash (35:37)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:50–03:03: Bali trip prep, updates on who's going and flight drama.
• 03:05–10:22: Grand Theft Auto 6 anticipation and gaming culture explained.
• 12:02–13:43: Jason’s multi-leg flight and birthday party context; “golden birthday” explained.
• 16:02–18:29: David’s ‘trees for video pod’ trade, neighbor negotiation.
• 19:16–24:24: Recap and snippet of the CLEAR TSA fast pass debate.
• 27:03–29:45: Video pod debate resumes; why Jason’s house is special.
• 34:09–36:09: House community reflections; movie night as a crew ritual.
• 39:45–48:53: Parenting, college tuition, and the generational gap in paying for education.

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Final Thoughts

This episode delivers classic VIEWS banter and wit, balancing absurdly specific house gripes and LA privilege with real talk on family, adulthood, and friendship. The crew’s willingness to poke fun at themselves and each other creates a uniquely relatable—and hilariously revealing—dynamic for listeners, old and new. Whether you care about LA property drama, video game releases, or existential debates about gratitude, there’s a character to root for and a perspective to laugh at in this jam-packed episode.

Transcript

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[Jason Nash]

What's up, guys?

[John Zane]

Welcome back to Views.

[Jason Nash]

It is me and Jason and then our friend here. You know, the person has perky tits, big tits, hot tits. I mean, I love to rub those tits.

[David]

You talking about Natalie?

[Jason Nash]

Natalie's not here. It's John. Oh, but that is. I was testing you to see if you were a pervert.

[David]

Oh, shit.

[Alex]

And you are.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie is not here. Guys, this is one of the. We should do like, you know, like on YouTube. You could do categories of like style of videos. Like here are my traveling videos.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Here are my DIYs. We should do non Natalie Pod.

[David]

I don't know if Spotify has that bracket system, but that's a good idea.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I think if they found out how many times Natalie hasn't been on it, they'd be like, this is exciting. We need to group all these videos or these podcasts together. Okay guys, so we are on our way to Bali. Yeah, I am. Jason's sitting this one out.

[David]

Yeah. If I had to go to Bali right now, I would just be dead. I don't even. I'm dead. Dead from Rio.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[David]

How about you, John? Are you going?

[John Zane]

I'm dead too, but I'm being forced to go.

[David]

You're going to Bali?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he just found out yesterday.

[John Zane]

Yesterday?

[David]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

I was like most nervous to tell him because I was like, I feel bad for his girlfriend.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Cuz she's. She went away for a week and they're really close and then she just told him she recommended that you should go. Was she even a little sad?

[John Zane]

I mean, of course she's sad that she's been upstairs the whole time.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean upstairs? Like crying?

[John Zane]

She's not crying now. She's just sad.

[Jason Nash]

What do you say to Her. When you're leaving for such a long trip, just like.

[John Zane]

All right, this time I'll get you two stuffed animals.

[Jason Nash]

Did you say. Did you say you're going to text her back?

[John Zane]

Yeah, I always text her.

[Alex]

What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

When real. You guys got into a little fight, remember?

[John Zane]

No, no.

[Jason Nash]

John was really drunk and he kept. He was on his phone the entire time. Like, John, the going on, he's like, julia's mad at me.

[Natalie]

And like.

[Jason Nash]

And the text was a gif of a. Of a. Of a bottle floating in the ocean. And she texted. She's like, it just feels like I'm sending messages out into the middle of nowhere. Like, you're not responding. Nothing. And John's, like, trying to put words together on his phone. Yeah.

[David]

And that's a challenge for John to put words together.

[Jason Nash]

Well, actually, when John's drunk, he's actually the most coherent.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It fixes his dyslexia or whatever he's got going on where it makes him a straight shooter. So. Yeah, the most I've been able to understand John is when he's fucking hammered.

[Alex]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

He speaks English like a professor.

[David]

I asked John to do a Grand Theft Auto video with me the other day, and he texted back, and I didn't even understand what he was saying.

[Alex]

Okay, well, I heard.

[Jason Nash]

I heard you asked about Grand Theft Auto yourself, and I thought that was weird. What did you say?

[David]

Well, I had heard that I'm going to sound like such an old person. But someone told me, though, right? Grand Theft Auto is coming out. So I was like, oh, cool. That'd be a really fun video. Me, first time playing Grand Theft Auto. I don't know how to play video games.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David]

And, like, killing hookers might be funny or whatever. Yeah. That's what you do in that game. Right. So I researched.

[Jason Nash]

Just kill hookers.

[David]

Right. But I mean, like, you can, like, drive around fast and crash into people.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David]

Right. So I thought, oh, John and Alex, they. They have, like, video game systems. Maybe they have Grand Theft Auto. But they were like. They were like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, you don't know about this? You haven't seen anything about it.

[Jason Nash]

Well, okay, hold on. They made it sound like you were asking for the new gta.

[David]

Yes.

[Alex]

Oh.

[John Zane]

And that's why I was like, what are you talking about?

[David]

Right. No, it's not out. Right.

[Jason Nash]

The new. The new gta. I'm just looking it up right now. This is. First of all, this is the most highly anticipated entertainment launch of all time.

[John Zane]

All Times.

[David]

Oh, really?

[John Zane]

Yes.

[David]

Entertainment launch guys. Yeah, like, really, like, more than, like, a movie. Jay.

[John Zane]

Last time when GTA 5 came out, they were the first, like, first company to spend a billion dollars making it.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. This is insane. And they pushed this game back. They've. They've pushed this game back so much.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Where this is like a really, really big deal. It's going to. Within. Within the first couple days. Yeah. It's projected to make one to two billion dollars. Yeah.

[Alex]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex]

Jay. Like, it's not.

[Jason Nash]

It's not like anything you've ever. It's not like it's like a movie.

[David]

Alex said, too. It's been 15 years since the last one.

[John Zane]

Last time it came out, we were in high school.

[David]

Oh, really?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[David]

They don't update it.

[Jason Nash]

Here's GTA 5, which was the last one that came out when we were in high school. In three days, made $1 billion.

[Alex]

This is nowhere near.

[Jason Nash]

This is nowhere near to the small size of GTA 5. This is astronomically bigger. Like, I know about it now, and I didn't know anything about GTA 5. This is like. This is a meme.

[David]

Was that a game that you liked?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David]

Oh, you weren't into it?

[Jason Nash]

No, I never played gta.

[David]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

That's why I'm saying, like, even I'm anticipating it as a guy who never played it.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

So, yeah, it's. Analysts are saying it's going to be $1 billion just in pre orders alone.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then in the first 60 days, they think it's going to make around $7.6 billion. So this is.

[David]

It's a big deal.

[John Zane]

What does it cost, like, 70, $80?

[Jason Nash]

No, no. I think he's saying. Or it'll be free.

[David]

Okay. And you. You pay in the app, you pay in the game for more stuff. Is that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Which is like. That's like.

[Jason Nash]

That's what's changed about video game culture, which kind of sucks. It used to be like, you go into GameStop, it's like Modern Warfare 2 is releasing. You're even waiting in line for it to release.

[David]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

And you pay 60 bucks and you get your hand on a hard copy, and if you want to feel really special, you pay $120 and get, like, this, like, steel case.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like bonus pamphlets or whatever. But like, now it's like the new COD comes out. You download it on your computer. It's free. Okay. It's free now. Which kind of is like, weird. And then. And then. Yeah. If you want to Buy a special gun or if you want to buy a special package, then that's where they. That's where they make all the money. Which is actually like genius.

[David]

Right?

[Jason Nash]

And it's like, it's. It benefits everybody, I think. Like, no one loses from that. It just sucks that, like the experience of going. I mean, that's like anything, right? Like, you'd never go into a store anymore to buy anything. But that was like such a cultural.

[David]

Buy CDs.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you go by CDs.

[David]

Great.

[Jason Nash]

But like, for Call of Duty, people would, like, people would even set up their consoles outside of GameStop and they'd be playing the last Call of Duty. It'd be a big thing. Like, it's a huge thing. The culture is completely different. Anyway, this new GTA 6, why it's so special is obviously with AI, advanced advancement and everything, like, this game is going to be so not.

[Alex]

I'm not even talking about how clear

[Jason Nash]

it's going to be and how the graphics are incredible. Like, every character you have a conversation with is going to be a brand new conversation. Do you mean like, it's going to

[John Zane]

be an actual character?

[Jason Nash]

Like, it's gonna be a real human with, like, real past? Like, you're gonna.

[Alex]

You're.

[David]

Can you do that in Call of Duty?

[Jason Nash]

Fuck no.

[David]

No, you can't.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no.

[David]

You guys are talking to each other though.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but there's not. There's not even a remotely like AI

[Alex]

character in Call of Duty.

[David]

Oh, so that's why it's taking so long. They're trying to get the air.

[Jason Nash]

No, for sure. And like, the hype for it is so crazy that I think, like, this

[David]

is the sentence that threw me. I said, is there a game that would be funny to watch me learn? Alex says, maybe cod. Like John trying to teach you. I say, that would be really funny. And then John says, I mean, any game would be funny. I say, arc for you. Arc?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's a game he plays.

[David]

I say, oh, arc for you. Trying to convince people. ARC is a game.

[John Zane]

Yeah, ARC is a game.

[David]

Okay, so it's my fault. I'm the idiot. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's okay, though. I mean, it's ARC for you.

[David]

Trying to convince people. What's that?

[John Zane]

It's just like, it's. It's a game where it's like PvP and you're also PvE, which is dude playing.

[Jason Nash]

Explain it to what PvP means, man.

[David]

PvP.

[Alex]

Aliens talking to a 90 year old dude.

[David]

What's trying to convince people so.

[Jason Nash]

So Basically, you, like, form alliances in this game.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, online, you're talking to other players. So you'll run into a group of another two players.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And you'll be like, let's team up. Yeah. And you'll. Anybody in real life, like, you're on a phone call.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Right. And then once they're like, yeah, let's do it. Then they turn around, you shoot them in the back, and you take all their stuff.

[John Zane]

Yeah. You're literally betraying them.

[David]

Like, oh, so I'm, like, betraying people that I'm talking to.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Or you could actually team up with them. So that's what's interesting about these games. Now they have proximity chat.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So usually it used. For video games, it used to be, like, me, John, Alex, Ilia would be in a party together so we could hear each other.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so let me take you through the different types of chats. That's just regular game chat.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Then they also have, like, before the

[Alex]

match starts, everyone in the lobby can hear each other.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

And then they added this new thing called death chat.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Which was really cool. And it really changed the game is when you killed somebody for. And they were on the opposing team.

[Alex]

Like, obviously, you could never hear the opposing team's chat.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But when you killed them for three

[Alex]

seconds, you hear their mic.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So you kill them and you hear. They go, fuck.

[Alex]

Shit. God damn it. And that's the best part of Call of Duty part.

[Jason Nash]

It's because you. You're getting death chats from everybody. So every time somebody dies, they're obviously pissed, and they say some swear word or something in the mic, and it's just, like, adds to the enjoyment of the game.

[Alex]

And now they've added proximity chat, which is like, let's say you're in this

[Jason Nash]

huge open world, like, and you're not.

[Alex]

I'm not playing. Let's say I'm playing by myself and I walk into a building or a room.

[Jason Nash]

Anybody else who's a real life player I could start talking to just because I'm in their proximity. Just so. So, like now in Call of Duty, it kind of sucks because it's kind of a pain in the ass because people will, like, hear you, but, like, you'll walk into building, and the enemy team will be like, fuck you. I'm upstairs. Come get me, pussy.

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Like, during.

[David]

During your conversation with some of the suspense.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Alex]

It takes it away.

[Jason Nash]

Because if you don't know that there's an enemy near you, they'll overhear your entire conversation. Yeah, yeah. So it's really interesting. But you should try gta.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could rule even the old game. Or should I wait for the new game?

[Jason Nash]

The new game and never come out?

[David]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, just God knows when it's coming. It should be here, what, next year, supposedly. But it keeps getting pushed.

[David]

You don't have old gta, do you?

[John Zane]

I do have the old gta, yeah.

[Alex]

Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe you get it.

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[Jason Nash]

We're all going to Bali.

[David]

I'm so glad you're going.

[Jason Nash]

I had to change my fucking flight.

[Alex]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Now I have to leave at 4.

[John Zane]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

My Australian visa hasn't gotten approved and expired when we went for New Year's. Oh, so now I have to fly through Hong Kong. But not only does it fly through Hong Kong, I have to land in San Francisco first.

[John Zane]

What?

[Jason Nash]

And then go San Fran, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Bali.

[David]

Wait, why to Hong Kong? Oh, because there's two flights in Hong Kong you got to get.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, did I say Hong Kong, Hong Kong?

[John Zane]

It sounded Hong Kong, Bali.

[David]

Oh, you said San Fran, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Bali.

[Jason Nash]

No, I said San Fran, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Bali.

[David]

That's two Hong Kongs.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just saying San Fran to Hong Kong Hong Kong, to Bali.

[David]

Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought you're going San Fran to Hong Kong.

[John Zane]

To Hong Kong and then to Bal.

[Jason Nash]

But the actual whole trip is San Fran, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Bali, Bali. Another place in Bali.

[David]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John Zane]

Wait, I didn't know that you're throwing

[David]

in an extra Hong Kong.

[John Zane]

You're adding a nice.

[David]

Confusing the audience. You're only going to Hong Kong once.

[Jason Nash]

I am only going once.

[David]

I mean, I don't know tons, but

[Jason Nash]

I'm taking off from Hong Kong. No, John, you're not going to the second part of the trip. That's where I. So we're going for a friend's birthday.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And we've turned it into, like, a friend trip, too. So the first half. Yeah, like, all our friends from L. A are coming, and then just me and Natalie are going to break off to go to this specific part in Bali for a friend's birthday. Oh, it's really cool. I've never been to, like, an international birthday.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

It's her golden birthday. So I'm really excited.

[David]

A lot of people, huh?

[John Zane]

What's a golden birthday?

[Jason Nash]

My golden birthday is like 25. No, it's not. It's not a year. It's like mine when I turn 23 on the 23rd. Oh, that's my golden birthday.

[John Zane]

Oh, I have never heard of that.

[David]

She's turning 27. The 27.

[Jason Nash]

When's your birthday? The 18th.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So unfortunately, yours was about 25 years ago, when I were 18. Now he's 35. Yo, you know what I learned the other day? This is fucking crazy.

[Alex]

I.

[Jason Nash]

Give me. Let me ask Jason first, because John knows weird facts sometimes. What is. What's like the oldest. Like what's like the oldest creature that lives?

[David]

A turtle.

[Alex]

A turtle.

[Jason Nash]

How long do they live?

[David]

120 years.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. What about you, John? Or did you see what I sent in the chat yesterday?

[John Zane]

I was gonna guess a whale, though. Okay, guess a whale.

[Jason Nash]

Well, do you know that, okay. Turtles can live up to. In captivity, I think, like, in perfect conditions, can live up to 150.

[David]

Yes, I have heard that.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Whales live 200 years old.

[David]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

Why the did no one tell us that? Is that not crazy? Why were we not taught that in school? And then let me tell you one thing that's gonna knock your socks off. The Greenland shark.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Lives 400 years.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Lives 400 years. Does. Can't get pregnant till it's 150 years old.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Its pregnancy lasts to 8 to 18 years.

[David]

What what?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm like, where the. I couldn't believe it. I was like, is this a fucking.

[Alex]

A shark?

[Jason Nash]

I had to Google this shit, dude.

[David]

They must be endangered if it takes that long to get one out. 150 years. There must be like 400 year old sharks.

[Jason Nash]

Do you understand there's. There's a shark that was born in the 17 fucking hundred that sharks gotta be either fucking bored or is tapped into some crazy underwater networks and there's like, serious things going on down there.

[David]

Yeah.

[John Zane]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

And also, how does something live that long and we haven't harvested it to like, figure out how to live that long ourselves?

[David]

Well, you know, there's huge developments in that and living forever. Have you been following that?

[Jason Nash]

But nothing like, no one's living to like 160 yet.

[David]

They pretty soon you think, Yeah, I think you'll live to like 160.

[Jason Nash]

That's really sad.

[John Zane]

160 would be crazy.

[Jason Nash]

What do you do for that long?

[David]

Well, I mean, world's gonna be so amazing. You're gonna be so stoked to be. To be there.

[Jason Nash]

Are you bummed that you're gonna miss out some of the world that we're gonna be.

[David]

Hey, man, I might catch the wave.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no.

[David]

I might get to one point.

[Jason Nash]

And also, like, you never know, all these jokes are gonna bite me in the ass one day because I'm gonna die earlier and then I'm gonna be like, in this podcast, he thought Jason was gonna die in this podcast, he said Jason was gonna die first in this podcast.

[David]

Speaking of podcasts, John, we have a development here at Views. I don't know if you heard, but there's a possible deal on the table for a video pod.

[John Zane]

Video pod?

[Jason Nash]

No, I mean, I don't think it's gonna happen. Spotify. Basically, the deal is if Jason does what I ask, if he gets it accomplished, I will do the podcast on video for him.

[David]

And I'm already working on it, John.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, are you actually.

[David]

And the listeners. I've already made contact, actually, and we are flying high.

[Alex]

No, you're not.

[Jason Nash]

No, you're.

[David]

David, I'm getting this done for me.

[Alex]

No, you're not.

[David]

For the listeners, it's not possible.

[Alex]

For the listeners, it's not possible.

[David]

Oh, I will get this done.

[Jason Nash]

Do we say what it is?

[David]

Well, you're the one being cryptic. I thought for sure you would say what it is.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say what it is.

[David]

Oh, okay, here's. Here's what? John, do you know what it is? Do you know what David has asked for in return? To do the video pod for two years.

[Jason Nash]

What do I want more than anything in this world?

[David]

Let him see if he guesses.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, anything.

[Alex]

Can I, like, local?

[Jason Nash]

Can I localize it for him more?

[David]

Yeah, sure.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. It's around this house. What do I want more than anything?

[David]

Movie night.

[Jason Nash]

This should be so easy.

[David]

Joe Tay's sandwiches.

[John Zane]

Dude, it's gonna bite me in the ass.

[Jason Nash]

If I'm not gonna bite you in the ass, you mean?

[John Zane]

I just feel like. I feel like I should know.

[David]

Ilya to hang out.

[John Zane]

Yeah, I mean, that's what's going through John Zinger. It's gotta be Ilya. Is it a relationship? It's gotta be a person.

[Jason Nash]

No, dude, no.

[David]

That's the funny thing is it's a really bizarre request.

[Jason Nash]

What do I complain about the most? Podcast listeners probably have already guessed it.

[John Zane]

Yeah, the fucking trees.

[Jason Nash]

Bingo.

[Natalie]

Oh, nice job.

[John Zane]

No way. Your whole basis of this entire thing. Yeah, for the damn trees.

[Jason Nash]

If Jason couldn't cut down the trees that are blocking the view, no way. I will do the video podcast, John.

[David]

Come on, baby. Let's get this done.

[Jason Nash]

I'm talking to my neighbors. And Master negotiation. I don't know what that's going to take.

[John Zane]

I mean, to be fair, Jay, it is pretty. It's a hard task.

[Jason Nash]

Really hard task.

[John Zane]

Yeah, it's a hard task.

[David]

You're talking about you just want them trimmed.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, yes, that's all.

[David]

And the neighbor refuses to trim.

[Jason Nash]

Refuse.

[David]

I'm coming in with deep pockets.

[Jason Nash]

You're gonna give him a piece of the podcast.

[John Zane]

You're gonna have to give up, like, you're gonna have to give up one of your kids, like, college tuition.

[David]

No, it'll all work out in the end.

[Alex]

For this bet.

[David]

I'll make it back. Eclipse.

[Jason Nash]

That's really crazy.

[David]

I'm gonna hire a clipping agency.

[Jason Nash]

That's really crazy. I really wish you the best.

[David]

Thank you, David.

[Jason Nash]

And like, I mean, obviously, like, I would. I'm a man of my word, so I'm obviously gonna do it. But, like, I mean, there's nothing that would make me happier on this earth than those trees.

[David]

How do you think we'd do the video pod? Like, right here on the couch?

[Jason Nash]

I think we'd have to make another set.

[David]

Oh, really? Because I feel like the only way you really like doing it is wrapped up in a blanket.

[Jason Nash]

I do like it here.

[David]

It's nice.

[John Zane]

It's kind of nice. Dude, other people have, like, podcasts just on the couch.

[David]

Did you. Did you ever see the podcast that we did at his first house?

[Jason Nash]

Like when we just did. On the couch.

[David]

We just did it on the couch.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John Zane]

The only one I remembered seeing was the views one.

[David]

Oh, yeah, no, we did it. We did another version down the couch that was really casual.

[John Zane]

Really?

[David]

Like, really casual. Like, Dave was like jumping up and down on the couch with the mic and he'd be like, taylor, come in here.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, can we. Can we bring something up?

[David]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

I got some shit. The other. This was a couple podcasts ago.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

For the clear TSA thing.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David]

Well, we recorded a whole podcast about it.

[Jason Nash]

We recorded a whole podcast, an hour long podcast, just yelling at each other about it.

[David]

It came out great.

[Jason Nash]

I edited it, Jason. Oh, really?

[David]

Yeah, I cut it together.

[Jason Nash]

Jason and I saw more eye to eye. I don't know.

[David]

Jason, your argument. You know your argument. I understand your argument. Your argument's very tight. You have a very tight argument.

[Jason Nash]

Well, first of all, what did you think of the clear TSA tobacco? When we were going from. A lot of people were like, debacle. What is it?

[David]

I don't know what a tobacco is.

[John Zane]

Tobacco.

[David]

John's like, tobacco.

[Jason Nash]

Basically smoking. Basically. Jason brought, bought clear, and then had to buy another thing to get through the line of clear.

[David]

Huh.

[Jason Nash]

Right. So there's two layers. Yeah. And Jason was like, it wasn't worth it, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, it was incredibly worth it. Like, that's like. And then I made the point to Jason.

[Alex]

Jason's like, why didn't you mention this on the podcast before?

[Jason Nash]

And I'm like, cuz, I don't. I didn't feel like I needed to.

[Alex]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

And like, I still don't want to, but I will say it just for the sake of this argument. I was defending, you know, I know

[David]

I said like, that's a. That's a very good point in your.

[Jason Nash]

I don't like putting all the cards on the table because I thought I could win that argument without it.

[David]

Got it.

[Jason Nash]

But like, I'm booking, like, I've booked. I'm booking all the majority fights for our friends. So it's like 30 to 40 thousand dollars in tickets.

[John Zane]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

So like, and that's also employees that are flying that I would have to pay for another day if they're stuck somewhere.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So me paying $25 ahead in total, $100 to move four people across the line is. Is. Is pennies as opposed to rebooking flights.

[John Zane]

Agreed.

[Jason Nash]

Like, it's. It's like yeah, it's.

[David]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

It doesn't even compare. Jason hates clear. I don't understand it.

[David]

If you guys want to hear that podcast, let us.

[John Zane]

I mean, you had. I mean, to be.

[David]

We got into it. I'm not gonna argue it here, because we had a huge argument the other day and Jason thought it was bullshit.

[Jason Nash]

But I. Listen, I thought.

[John Zane]

I mean, it's crazy.

[David]

It's crazy.

[John Zane]

That shouldn't. That shouldn't exist. It feels like some Illuminati shit.

[David]

Yeah, it does.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what are you saying?

[David]

He's on my side.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what he's saying. What are you saying?

[John Zane]

I'm saying it's, like, crazy. They, like, for you it's worth it, but for some people, it's not, you know?

[Jason Nash]

All right, okay, okay, okay.

[John Zane]

But like, to. For that to even be an option in general is crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[John Zane]

For the extra, extra, extra, extra.

[Jason Nash]

Right? Yeah, okay, I. I agree with that. I agree with that sentiment.

[David]

That was my argument.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but then you just be stuck in the clear line. Then you'd be stuck in clear with all the clear people. I was telling.

[Alex]

Okay, I'm not trying to get that.

[David]

Let's not talk about it, because we might release that podcast. So let's just move on.

[Alex]

I don't think we will.

[Jason Nash]

Let's just.

[Alex]

Let's just do it.

[David]

Really.

[Alex]

Let's just do it here with John.

[David]

It's really funny.

[John Zane]

That's really funny.

[Alex]

All right, can you just play a fucking snippet of that pod right here?

[Jason Nash]

Here's a part of the TSA pod. Let us know if you'd ever want us to release the full thing.

[Alex]

That is the most victim mentality, and that's.

[David]

Honestly, and I'm sorry, you don't have anyone in your life.

[Alex]

That's you in a nutshell, actually.

[David]

Oh, really?

[Alex]

Yeah. Explain at the airport.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Alex]

Yeah, it's always. It's always not enough money. I want to take the bougiest, the highest road ever, but then all of

[Natalie]

a sudden, I'm broke.

[Alex]

I mean, is it not.

[David]

Natalie.

[Natalie]

For fucking 10 hours. I mean, how can you. How can you say that? I want to complain.

[Alex]

I want the privilege of getting the highest nicest things, but then I'm complaining about me not having money. That is Jason Nash in a nutshell.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

Traveling with 10 afford my kids. Why?

[Alex]

Cuz they uber to fucking Khloe Kardashian's

[Natalie]

house in a black car and have lunch at Erewhat. And then I don't have enough money. That is Jason, Matt.

[David]

They do not.

[Alex]

In a nutshell.

[David]

Oh my God.

[Natalie]

I mean, is it not? And you in a nutshell is you are so fucking out of touch. My nutshell is I have 10 employees to get through to the fucking airport. You're in a fucking $14 million house. And you are so out of touch. Congratulations. Every day. Cause I earned it. You earned shit. I mean, Natalie, you earned.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I think you guys are

[David]

doing a good job.

[Natalie]

You filmed your friends being fucked up and you got a big house out of it.

[Alex]

Well, at least I had find funny

[Jason Nash]

fucking friends to be around,

[Alex]

basically. John.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[Alex]

I said supply and demand.

[John Zane]

Yes.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah. Like a lot of people bought the clear.

[John Zane]

Yep.

[Alex]

And therefore everyone was in the clear line. So it wasn't really working.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Alex]

So they had to do another layer of the next level. That's all it is.

[David]

I'm not doing this again with someone whose rent you pay. We have to get another person in. No, no, because I started to see John flip to your side. I see his.

[John Zane]

I don't. Don't you worry about me. I will argue this, man.

[David]

Okay, Go, go, go.

[John Zane]

I love being against him.

[David]

Okay, okay.

[John Zane]

O mean, I.

[Alex]

If I got.

[John Zane]

I gotta agree, Jay. I agree because of me. I don't agree because of nobody.

[David]

All right, John. All right, John. You got. You. You got it.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you, John. I'll slip you that 100.

[David]

We don't have to get into it. I. I don't really want to.

[Jason Nash]

I'm being very calm about it right now. Obviously, I'm being very.

[David]

I know, I know, I know. But I can't argue it, cuz I. I argued it the other day and then I edited the entire podcast. I listened to it. It's like. I can't go through the same arguments. Okay, let's just do something else.

[John Zane]

Damn.

[Jason Nash]

I can't believe I'm flying three flights today.

[David]

Oh, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.

[John Zane]

Hong Kong. Bali, Hong Kong.

[David]

Johnny, you sick?

[John Zane]

No, just allergies. Well, maybe. I don't know, man.

[David]

It means really sick.

[John Zane]

Really?

[David]

She's fucked up.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David]

Yeah, Jay.

[John Zane]

You know, I was upstairs the other day, you know, and Natalie brought this up. I was like, of course she would. She was like, it's like, you know, in Dobrik LLC, we only have 10 sick days. I'm like, I only got sick because I've had to fucking fly for 24 hours with all these. Dang it. Mosquito bites on my leg.

[Alex]

She didn't say that.

[Jason Nash]

We don't have dengue. What'd you Say, bro, dengue, which. That's in Bali. You need Bengay, that's where you're gonna go.

[John Zane]

I brought offsprey. I brought two different type of fucking mosquito repellents.

[Jason Nash]

This time, I think one of us. Just the odds of all of us being there, unfortunately, I feel like one of us is gonna catch some dengue fever or whatever they got going on there.

[David]

Yeah, bro.

[Jason Nash]

It's not like Natalie did say that. Natalie did say that we only get 10 sick days.

[David]

Is that true?

[Jason Nash]

No, it's actually quite the opposite. I never let Natalie skip work unless she says she's sick. The one thing I hate more than anything is being around a sick person. So, like. Because I don't want to get sick.

[David]

It's really cute when Natalie, like, fronts as a corporation, but you know that, like, none of the things that she's saying is true because you don't run it that way.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's fucking bullshit.

[David]

You know, John, we have 10 sick days. It's like, okay, sure. Not.

[Jason Nash]

Well, she picks and chooses when it's.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

When it's like a corporation and when it's just, like, we're friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking bullshit. But to be fair, I probably do it the. The opposite way, too. Yesterday, I never call it a corporation.

[David]

You need to start calling it a corporation a little more.

[Jason Nash]

I love saying that's Natalie. Because Natalie, like. Like the other day, I told Natalie, I was like, that's an interesting thing to say to your boss. She's just that she's like, she's leaving for three months somewhere and then she's. She's kidding. And then. And then she's like, you're not my boss. We're partners. And I was like, oh, interesting.

[David]

I didn't know.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't know. We started the channel together.

[David]

Hey, I got a brand for a Natalie. Bachelorette.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what do you mean?

[David]

Oh, really? I was researching Natalie's bachelorette today, and I think I have a brand for her.

[Jason Nash]

What is it that I need?

[David]

You guys gotta cut me in.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, timeout. Did you make contact about these trees or no?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean you made contact?

[David]

I don't want to talk about it. I'm gonna get it done. I just have to get really focused and I just to fucking get it done. I want this video pod like you

[Jason Nash]

just got his number, huh?

[David]

I don't wanna talk about it on the pod right now. I don't want to get the listeners too excited. The listeners are all lathered up.

[Jason Nash]

Brought it up.

[David]

Just feel they're all lathered up for a video pod.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think anybody cares for a video pod.

[David]

David, you are so.

[Natalie]

Just go.

[Alex]

I'm not trying to be cynical.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just saying, like, you're already getting the audio.

[David]

I don't think you're being cynical. I think you're, like, not even, like, thinking. Thinking of yourself as the incredible person that you are.

[Jason Nash]

But I'm performing. I'm just saying we're doing the audio. Like, why do you want to see us?

[David]

I can't even talk to you sometimes. Maybe.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David]

You're so dumb.

[Jason Nash]

I'm like, what?

[David]

Why wouldn't people want to see you?

[Alex]

I don't know.

[David]

A video pod? I guarantee you the comments will have the most comments on any podcast on right now. Because I'm saying. I said video pod. People would fucking love it.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay.

[David]

They would fucking love it. They love you. You're so funny. Right?

[Jason Nash]

John, you don't. You don't need to say.

[David]

And I hate that.

[Jason Nash]

I hate.

[David]

You can't take a fucking compliment. It's so annoying about. You won't. You won't take. You won't take gratitude, and you won't take compliments.

[Alex]

And so you're like, I love gratitude. I think you don't.

[Natalie]

I thanked you about the podcast. I sent you a nice text thanking you.

[Alex]

I don't want you thanking me.

[David]

Oh, whose name should I thank? You want me to go thank Alex Newman about the podcast?

[Jason Nash]

Well, when I say gratitude, I'm like,

[David]

you don't accept gratitude?

[John Zane]

No.

[Alex]

Like, Alex came home from Chicago, and

[Jason Nash]

he's like, dude, like, I know you love this house. And I didn't realize how awesome this house was until I had to spend a couple days back in Vernon Hills. See, I'm telling you. And Alex was like. And John, he has no idea how nice his house is. And then I went to John. John was right in the kitchen. I was like, john, you. And I'm like, you don't get it how sick this house is. This is one of the. This is the best house ever. I mean, dude, I got so lucky.

[David]

Hey, the guy from. The guy from Fairly Odd Parents was even blown away.

[John Zane]

I know.

[David]

And you know. You know, that guy's probably got some money.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. It's like. Yeah. The guy from. The guy who created Fairly Odd Parents came by yesterday. He drew us all customized pictures from the show. Really cool guy. Butch Hartman drew me a picture of Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy. And then Cartoonized me, drew me as if I was in the show. Really sick. So I'm gonna hang that up. But, yeah, he really liked the house too. I don't know. This house is just like. I'm so sorry. It is. I am. So I hit the jackpot.

[David]

I, I. Jay, remember when you're gonna buy it and you're like, well, I don't know.

[Alex]

It's not even, like, a money thing. It's not even, like, I hit the jackpot. And success, that's a whole separate category.

[David]

Right.

[Alex]

I have hit multiple jackpots.

[Jason Nash]

And this, like, house category, like, a lot. Not a lot of people. But think about all the people that have gotten to reach the level of success I have.

[David]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

Like, there's a handful. There's a good number of people. I don't know. I'm not trying to undersell, oversell, whatever, but out of all those people, there's still another jackpot.

[David]

Hong Kong.

[John Zane]

Hong Kong.

[Jason Nash]

To get the cool house. And I just really got lucky. I bought this house at the best time.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I got. I got it for $3 million cheaper than it was listed.

[David]

You buy it before COVID or after?

[Jason Nash]

Like, right during company? The second I was in escrow.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I got an offer for $2 million over on this house.

[Natalie]

The.

[Jason Nash]

And they couldn't. They could. Legally, they couldn't get out of escrow because they were already in agreement with me.

[David]

Wow.

[Alex]

Do you understand that?

[David]

Yeah. You got lucky.

[Natalie]

I got so.

[Jason Nash]

And I love everything about it today, Today I was in the shower, and my shower sticks out a little bit. Like, the glass sticks out a little bit. So I could see into the closet.

[David]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

And. And I, like, defog that part of the glass just to look into the closet. And I was like, I've never seen this angle of my closet.

[Alex]

I just, like, put my head in the corner.

[David]

Boner in the shower.

[Alex]

And I was just, like. I was like, looking at the closet. I'm like, I'm in my shower looking into my closet. I do.

[John Zane]

It was just.

[Alex]

I always discover new angles and new things I'm looking at. I am so stimulated by this house. It's insane.

[David]

That's why you want the trees down?

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

It's.

[Alex]

The view's a very, very big part for me. Very big part.

[Jason Nash]

I'm.

[Alex]

I just love this place so much. I'm so. I'm so grateful. And I don't mean to, like, say it in a bragados way. I, I.

[Jason Nash]

It's just.

[Alex]

I've also just noticed like you just

[Jason Nash]

said with, like, fairly odd parents. Like, with like.

[Alex]

Like, I saw Logan Paul the other day or Jake Paul. Like, this was a couple months ago.

[Jason Nash]

And.

[Alex]

And when I met them, we were talking about their home in Puerto Rico, and they were like, but, dude, anybody got lucky with their house, it's fucking you.

[David]

Oh, have they been here?

[Alex]

They've just seen it.

[David]

Just seen it. Yeah.

[Alex]

They haven't even been here.

[David]

Right.

[John Zane]

Awkward thing when they're here and they recognize this house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex]

They're like, you got so lucky with that house. And I'm like, I know, dude.

[Natalie]

I wish I could be a little

[John Zane]

mosquito in that conversation.

[David]

Here's a little tip. If you guys out there and you ever meet David on. David. If you ever meet David on the street, just bring up his house and you'll feel he'll talk to your for 30 minutes. I mean, you're literally Barney Hockman, dude.

[John Zane]

That's literally his favorite conversation.

[David]

Honestly, he's such a little Martha Stewart.

[John Zane]

It's just not his cars, not anything.

[Jason Nash]

Not.

[John Zane]

Not any of his work. The house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it really is just. Just really. It's incredible.

[David]

Yeah. You'll be nice in this house.

[Jason Nash]

It's incredible.

[David]

You know what it's missing?

[John Zane]

What?

[David]

Podcast studio.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's missing a girlfriend. Aw, I'm just kidding. I was trying to be lame. No, but once I get a girlfriend, I'll probably move out of here.

[John Zane]

Damn. Once.

[Alex]

Like, because why?

[Jason Nash]

There's so many people that live here and like, like, so many people that, like, walk in throughout the house. Like, I don't think my girlfriend's gonna like that. Why?

[David]

Oh. Oh, cuz. Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

The funny part is John and Julia were looking for an apartment, right, like, eight months ago. And I was like, john, just move Julia in here. Like, I. I don't care. I'm sure Julia was, like, nervous about it.

[John Zane]

Yeah, of course.

[Alex]

Right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And Julia's like, okay, fine, but we're only moving till January, and then we're gonna look for places. And I'm like, yeah, right.

[Natalie]

Once you get a taste of this, you're never leaving.

[Jason Nash]

So I don't know. Where's that conversation?

[John Zane]

I don't know, dude. Every time we get woken up by Ilya, though she does mention it, I'm not gonna lie.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, because the gym's under it.

[John Zane]

The gym's so loud, and it just fucks up the feng shui for her.

[Jason Nash]

But you should just tell earlier that that's too loud.

[John Zane]

No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

[Jason Nash]

It's fine.

[John Zane]

But that's the only time she was like. But I tell her, like, calm down. I was like, look. Look at the view.

[Jason Nash]

John. John doesn't want to move because John doesn't want to split rent with Julia. John doesn't want to have to pay rent.

[Natalie]

I'm with this guy.

[Jason Nash]

So John's like, what was the argument you guys got into?

[John Zane]

Which one?

[Jason Nash]

Where, like, Julia moves down the street? What was it? What was was.

[John Zane]

It was for, like, one of the houses or something, right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David]

You looked at a house down the street.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, we've talked about this on the pod.

[David]

I think so.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think we have. Yeah. Never mind, Never mind.

[David]

No, no, but tell it again.

[Jason Nash]

No, because we don't know it. And I think it's gonna sound more accurate on when we've described it before. I don't remember it. Yeah, but yeah, like, basically, Julia was

[David]

gonna move and John was gonna stay

[John Zane]

because I was like, I live right there.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, yeah, I'm very, very, very lucky. And it's just, like, a communal spot.

[David]

I'll give you some gratitude about this house. There's days when I have had, like, really, really hard days, like, really worried about everything, and I'll just come, and I instantly, instantly feel better when I sit on either of these couches.

[Jason Nash]

Really? Yeah, instantly.

[David]

Or if I. If I get the spot in front of the TV and the doors are open.

[Jason Nash]

Can I just tell you my favorite thing? I don't think we were podcasting during this time when I got the house.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Or maybe we were, but I got the house without anybody knowing. Like, Natalie didn't know.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

None of you guys knew.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So I got to bring all of you guys in and surprise you with.

[David]

That's your favorite.

[Jason Nash]

And. Yeah, and that. That was, like, such a crazy memory, because also, like, this house is, like, not like my old house.

[David]

No.

[Jason Nash]

This is weird. And, like, I remember I was looking for a new house. So much bigger, because before I was

[Alex]

in Studio City, and we were just outgrowing it. So many people are coming over where we just needed more room. And then we found this. And I was like, I'm not paying a dime or over 5 million. And then the guys were like, I saw this house before it was built, like, a year before it was finished.

[David]

I saw what was here.

[Alex]

Nothing. It was dirt.

[David]

It was just dirt.

[Alex]

This lot is owned by Walt Disney's brother.

[David]

Right.

[Alex]

So this is owned by Disney, and it was just dirt. And then they built the house, and then I saw, like, A month before or like four months before I was finished, I didn't really get it. And then I came back again, and I still didn't really get it. And Natalie was like, are you an idiot? This is everything you've ever wanted. And then I kind of thought about it, and I got it, and I surprised Natalie. Got to surprise you, Josh, Zane, you know, everybody. And it was just, like, so fun. And, like, the best part about it is, like, the way the reason I talk about it so much isn't because it's like. It really is like a communal thing, and it's like a house for everybody. So that's why I get so mad when John. I'm not like, when I get mad at John for not being appreciative of this. It's not that I am. This is my house. And, like, it's.

[David]

It's that, like, we're all here.

[Alex]

I don't give a. How I got to this house. I don't care if John sold a Korean noodle company and I don't need one of the bedrooms. I don't give a.

[David]

Found a cure for dengue.

[Alex]

Yeah. Found a cure for mosquito bites. I don't care. It's as long as we're all here together. And we are. And I think that's so sick.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

I wish. I wish you could. I wish people could watch you on movie night. I wish you would film that for Snap.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David]

I don't know. You become. You're just so. So charged up. So charged up about a movie that everyone's already seen.

[Jason Nash]

Well, sometimes there has. There's been a person that hasn't seen the movie, and that gets me excited.

[David]

Like, you stand up on the couch,

[Natalie]

you're like, okay, is everybody ready? Okay, let's watch these video first. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be first. We'll watch these videos then. Then we'll do Border Identity.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Our movie nights seem to line up with Steve's posting schedule. It's really strange.

[John Zane]

Kind of crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So before we. Yeah. Before movie night starts, I'd definitely.

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[Jason Nash]

Steve will do it. What should my last meal be before. Before I board this flight?

[David]

You meant like, last meal? Like your last meal on Earth?

[Jason Nash]

I think I'm gonna do five guys.

[David]

Wow. Where are you gonna do that?

[Jason Nash]

I'm gonna just have it come to the house.

[David]

And that just. And that just is okay with you? You, like, eat five guys and get on a plane? Like, I couldn't do that.

[Jason Nash]

I don't even know what that means. Like, what's gonna. What's gonna happen to me?

[David]

No, no, I'm sure you're fine. I'm sure you have, like, an ironclad stomach. No, no.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I just, like, what happens to you? Like. Oh, like, it's not like, curry.

[David]

No, I'm like, really heavy and bloated. And then, like, you have to poop.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, no, no.

[David]

It's like five guys and then go sit on a plane.

[Jason Nash]

This is gonna be our first trip with Ilya's girlfriend, Emma.

[David]

Fun.

[John Zane]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So I'm really excited we don't get to see Emma a lot.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And, like, Emma's like, you know, obviously taking Ilia from us, like, just like her girlfriend should or would.

[David]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

So there's gonna be a lot of competition at this. At This. I think that we're gonna come in hot. We're gonna be like, oh, nice to see you, Emma. You know, there's gonna be some. Obviously some beef. We split Ilya 50, 50. So that's gonna be. We're gonna overcome that. But it's gonna be nice.

[David]

We'll be playing a lot of imposter on the trip.

[Jason Nash]

A lot of imposter. And Bali's known for Padel, I think. Oh, yeah, Pickle. Yeah. So I'll be doing a lot, like, I'll be getting active there. It's just gonna be really fun. What are you gonna do while we're gone, Jay?

[David]

I'm going to Boston to. I'm going to New England to show Charlie a bunch of schools. Northeastern bu.

[Jason Nash]

In your last year of college?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

This is bittersweet. You don't really think like a human, though.

[David]

What does that mean?

[Jason Nash]

I feel like you, like, let Jason

[David]

talk on the podcast. I kept thinking about that.

[Jason Nash]

That's really funny.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I literally just, like, blazed through you right now. You don't feel like a human. You're weird. Anyway. Hot dogs.

[David]

David's dad said that he cuts me off a lot.

[Jason Nash]

I'm trying to do better. Also, it's my dad's birthday today, so.

[David]

Oh, happy birthday.

[Jason Nash]

Shout out. Paolo.

[Alex]

Paulo Paulo's birthday.

[David]

Jason has a lot of insight. You should let him.

[Jason Nash]

I was saying, like, like. Well, the one thing I think about you a lot is when you. You. I asked, like, when your child was born.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What was that like?

[David]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

And I think you're always, like. It was like, nothing because you always say that it took you.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, two years to actually, like, understand that that was your kid, which I find to be the most interesting POV I've ever seen.

[Alex]

Is that accurate?

[David]

It's pretty. It's really accurate. I have a problem, like, I have a problem with, like, babies where, like, the baby is not. Not. Doesn't talk. So I'm like, what?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David]

I just don't know what to do about a baby. But once they get to be, like, three or four. Oh, it's the best.

[Jason Nash]

But that's so interesting. So fun as a baby. That's where I'd be like, you're like. You're this specimen that we created. Yeah, that's like. That would be. I don't know. I'm so.

[David]

Yeah. I think there's something wrong with me.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just as excited for having a baby as I was trying DMT for the first time. Just less nervous. It's just gonna be such an.

[David]

Baby. Or how House.

[Jason Nash]

Huh?

[David]

Baby or house?

[Jason Nash]

Come on, Jay, don't do that.

[David]

Well, see, that's what I'm saying. In other words, like, until the kid is.

[Jason Nash]

Imagine if someone was like, I'm gonna take your house away right now unless you give me your firstborn. I'd be like, God damn,

[David]

we can have others.

[Jason Nash]

Damn, that's crazy.

[David]

We'll have a second and third.

[Jason Nash]

How does the firstborn thing work? Did people used to do that?

[David]

Yeah, it's like a saying from the past, I guess.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But, like, why would somebody do that?

[David]

Take your firstborn is like, you know, then you have someone to work on the farm and.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David]

Like, you give your firstborn to. Or you would. In a feudal society like you. You would give the firstborn.

[Jason Nash]

I feel like I've only seen that with, like, stories. Like, fantasy stories.

[Alex]

Yeah, right.

[Jason Nash]

Where, like, a witch will come for your firstborn or something.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Okay, so. So back to what you're experiencing and feeling here, because you're not as human as the rest of us. No, but what is this. What is this moment like for you? Or is it bittersweet? Are you, like. Is it, like, because you have. You have graduated yourself of being a parent right here? This is the moment when they go off to college. I feel like society wise, like, that is, like, you've done it.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Do you feel that?

[David]

No. Because you're. I'm just always worried about her. Always worried. It's like, oh, God, she's going out into the world. Like, what's she gonna do? AI is coming. That's what's going on in my.

[Jason Nash]

You're so. You're so annoying.

[David]

What? What? What?

[Alex]

And I'm not.

[David]

You asked for an honest answer.

[Alex]

I'm just.

[David]

I'm not annoying.

[Natalie]

That's literally a lot.

[Alex]

You're annoying.

[Jason Nash]

Because that is honest.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And.

[Alex]

And.

[Jason Nash]

And I know people.

[David]

Am I supposed to say. Then you tell me. Well, you tell me.

[Jason Nash]

This is why. This is what I'm gonna say.

[David]

Yeah. Mr. No kids.

[Jason Nash]

Well, mister, apparently, I. Mr. No gratitude. When you over here can't recognize, I'm gonna pay you a compliment, believe it or not. God damn it. Okay? You've raised two great kids. And the fact that you can't just rest on that and just be like. And just be like, you know what? I have done a good job. I shouldn't be worried. She's very smart. He's very great. I've done my part, and you can't not worry for a single second, and it drives me nuts. Oh, I see.

[David]

That's fair.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it is really fair. It's okay.

[David]

So you want to pick up her tuition at tulane for 80k a year.

[Alex]

You're not glass half full.

[Jason Nash]

You're. You're. Where.

[Alex]

How can I crack this glass?

[David]

You want to like.

[Jason Nash]

You want to stains in this glass.

[David]

I mean, it's just like. It's never done.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, I understand it's never done, but I'm right.

[Alex]

Views gotta be like, happy that your kids not addicted to fucking meth. Do you know what I mean?

[Natalie]

Yeah, but.

[David]

Okay, so then you're right. But the same. The same thing. Like, if you have like a good day shooting the vlog and I say, like, good job. That was really fun. And you just fucking grunt. You're the same as me. You're the same.

[Alex]

That's so different as.

[David]

Why? Why is that different?

[Natalie]

Because.

[Alex]

Because you raised a child for 18 years and now that going on to adulthood. It's different than me trying to be consistent on YouTube and thinking, you know.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but.

[David]

But it has nothing like that. That's different in that, like, you. You have a responsibility for morale.

[Alex]

No, that's like that. Okay. That's like. That's like this. That's like this. This would be the. This would be the comparison.

[David]

You're the leader here.

[Alex]

Netflix came to me and was like, we're taking the videos off YouTube.

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Like, now we're just doing Netflix series videos.

[David]

Okay.

[Alex]

And then you come to me like, good job on the vlog that is behind you. Right?

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Like, you've done it. You've achieved that. And now onto the next thing. That's a little bit different. That's kind of.

[David]

It's the exact same thing. It's the exact same thing.

[Alex]

You think I'd give the same response?

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[Alex]

You think I'd give the same response?

[David]

No, it's this. It's the same thing. Like, you've. You're. You're saying to me, you've done a great job on Wyatt and Charlie. Now rest. But I'm not gonna rest because I still have to pay for college.

[Alex]

No, I'm just.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm saying you have to acknowledge what you did as like this, like,

[David]

John, jump in here. Is it not the same thing?

[John Zane]

I mean, Jay, it should be up to their shoulders to pick their colleges, so it's there.

[Jason Nash]

They're adults now, dude.

[John Zane]

Yeah, it's their tuition. It's not yours.

[David]

Right, but you don't see the. The parallel here that we're both.

[Alex]

I haven't even thought of that.

[Jason Nash]

It is unfortunately their tuition.

[John Zane]

It's their. It's their choice. So it's their tuition.

[Jason Nash]

It's. They're pay.

[David]

They have to pay with what, John? What are they gonna do?

[Alex]

See, why do you think, like why

[David]

it's gonna start only fans.

[Alex]

Why do you.

[John Zane]

How else, dude, how do you think the rest of America.

[David]

The rest of the world works?

[John Zane]

Works?

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Why do you do that? Why do you spoil.

[Jason Nash]

That is how the world works.

[John Zane]

That is not true.

[David]

For college and take on those loans.

[Alex]

J.

[David]

My mom.

[Alex]

You live in Beverly. Yeah, goddamn Hills.

[David]

I live in somewhere else.

[Alex]

This is a very different. Maybe.

[David]

Maybe this is my very different part

[Alex]

of the world that you live.

[David]

I don't know where I'm from. My parents paid for college.

[Alex]

You know, I don't think that's how.

[John Zane]

It's not true at all.

[David]

Okay.

[John Zane]

All right. Even Mike, and Mike was middle class.

[Alex]

If you were in our school and you said your parents paid for. Paid for your college, it would be very obvious that you were like spoon fed.

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

You would be like. You would be an alien.

[John Zane]

Yeah. Really? Yes. And we had a good school.

[Jason Nash]

That's why you have to.

[David]

Everybody I went to school with their parents paid for college. And I didn't grow up in like.

[John Zane]

Nah.

[Alex]

No.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[John Zane]

No.

[Alex]

Well, yes, 100% I believe you.

[David]

But I guess I did grow up in maybe. No, wait a minute.

[John Zane]

My sister went to college. My other sister went to college. My brother went to college.

[David]

And they all pay for it themselves. Yes.

[Jason Nash]

How you get a job.

[Natalie]

You get. You get a job.

[Jason Nash]

Totally.

[David]

I'm. I'm asking. So they got loans or they got a job and they went to school? Both.

[John Zane]

And then they went to school.

[Jason Nash]

They're working and going. And then you got a career. Yeah.

[David]

Right. And so they're working where? And pay.

[Alex]

There's no way.

[John Zane]

This is crazy.

[Natalie]

This is.

[Jason Nash]

This.

[Natalie]

How are you crazy?

[David]

$90,000 a year.

[Natalie]

Don't go to school.

[John Zane]

Then you have to pay $90,000 a year. It's not that hard.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but get a tuition.

[David]

You're talking about, you're talking about like some giving somebody like the best. Sending somebody like to a really to. To be at like a. A fancy school is like you're rubbing shoulders with like other, you know, people that are going to do great things.

[Alex]

Yeah, but that's like. Right. That's really nice that you want to do that for your kids, but nice for you one. Like maybe you can't do that.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Alex]

Because you're not financially there.

[David]

Yeah.

[Alex]

So you're. You should be experiencing that burden because that shouldn't be on you.

[David]

Okay. You're right.

[Alex]

Because the rest of America.

[David]

I'm gonna do it anyway, but you're right.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John Zane]

Okay. It's your choice.

[Natalie]

This is.

[David]

You win.

[Alex]

This is why you get yourself into financial trouble. Because. And it comes from a good place. You're not buying yourself Chanel bags. No, no. It is all for your kids. But your kids live like you are. A multi, multi, multi, multi millionaire.

[John Zane]

Agreed.

[Alex]

You're going to live lives that, like, I've never seen before. Yeah. Like you are Courtney Cox still living off friends. A million a month. It's just very, very different.

[David]

I don't know what to do, guys.

[John Zane]

You know what I say? I love you, Jay. But, like, that's like.

[Alex]

But you're crazy.

[John Zane]

Yes, I'm. I agree with David on this one, dude.

[Jason Nash]

Good for you.

[Alex]

Yeah, good for you. If anybody. If anybody has a question about where Jason Nash's money is or they're on Tick Tock and they're digging into Jason Nash's finances, please send them this podcast and tell them to Skip to the 30 minute mark where we start talking about it. You will understand this, man.

[John Zane]

Good for you.

[David]

That was why I did Tick Tock. My mom dad did the same thing.

[John Zane]

They'd be like half a million dollars

[Alex]

in debt, which is crazy. Even high school tuitions is crazy, John. You only pays for high school tuition.

[John Zane]

Yeah, I think that's retard. Sorry, my bad.

[David]

Debt is just dumb.

[Alex]

At least he stopped himself. All right, guys.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

That's all the time we have for this podcast. We're gonna start Jason's GoFundMe for his

[Alex]

kids Ivy League schools really soon. And we will see you guys for the next time. Bye bye.

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