David's Secret Money Hack

Summary

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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode Summary: "David's Secret Money Hack"

Date: September 17, 2025

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Overview

In this lively episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash, joined at times by Natalie and new team member Bella, deliver a trademark blend of behind-the-scenes YouTube stories, unexpected money wins, comedic banter, and real conversations about friendships, content, and the not-so-glamorous side of internet fame. The main theme revolves around “secret money hacks” — specifically, how David has quietly built a six-figure side income from casual bets and games over the years. Along the way, the hosts deconstruct the pressures of modern content creation, discuss their evolving relationships, and roast one another about everything from athleticism to appearance.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Secret Money Hack": Winning at Social Side Bets

• David's Big Pool Win: David recounts an intense live-streamed pool showdown, where double-or-nothing bets escalate:
  • Game 1: $25K; David wins
  • Game 2: $50K; David wins again
  • Game 3: $100K; David wins against a tougher opponent
  • "It was the worst pool I've ever played in my life. But I knew going in I had the advantage... I played slow and shitty, which actually worked." (David Dobrik, 03:32)
• Feeling About Winning: The joy is surprisingly muted:
  • “It doesn't feel good to win money from a friend. It was so anticlimactic... Everyone was like, oh, I think I yelled. That was it. And I did feel bad.” (Jason Nash, 05:08)
• Lifetime Side Bet Earnings: David reveals, “Over the last five years, I've probably won, I don't know, little over $100,000...$300,000, $400,000 over the last five years. So much money— I've made a decent income just off winning games.” (05:56)
• Key Tactic: He only bets when very confident, paralleling a 'hustler’s' mindset:
  • “I don't take big bets unless I'm...pretty confident. I don't lose too many of those— I don't take a bet that I don't think I can win.” (06:25)

2. Athletic Misconceptions – David’s “Unassuming” Game

• David and Natalie discuss his unathletic appearance:
  • “Everybody thinks you have zero athletic ability... it’s how I walk, like a duck.” (Natalie & David, 06:49-07:04)
  • Childhood insecurities about body shape and insults like “chicken legs”— “Any insult as a kid just stung.” (David, 08:01)
• Jokes about Slovakian ancestry and “big ass” genes lighten the theme.

3. Hosting, Editing, and Creative Anxiety

• The duo reflects on TV hosting gigs:
  • David credits Jason for teaching him to host authentically:
    • “You said read it like you would read an ad read... You put, like, the laugh in my stomach.” (David, 10:02-10:18)
• On filming with celebrities:
  • “I just don't... love filming with celebrities... the gut feeling I have inside is so unbearable... My favorite bits are just me, you, Natalie, the Tesla in the middle of the desert...” (David, 14:32-14:55)
• Content with friends > big names, because of comfort and chemistry.

4. Influence of Social Media on Money Perception

• The Mr. Beast effect:
  • “Social media has really made... when you see the money symbol on TV... Jimmy (Mr. Beast) set the bar so high for giving people things.” (Dave & Jason, 11:11–12:44)
  • Game show prize money pales compared to YouTube giveaways—creating audience expectations.

5. Content Creation Dilemmas & Vlog Direction

• The difference between real moments and “eye candy”:
  • Bella notes that fans love the organic, “old school vlog” bits:
    • “The one I liked most was just you, Ferris, Nick and his girlfriend in the car... that feels very, like, original.” (Bella, 45:54–46:29)
  • David struggles to balance flashy content with genuine interactions:
    • “Sometimes I want to make the video that's more fun and looks cool, but that's not as exciting… The funniest moments are just in the car shooting the shit, but I never pull my camera out for those— because it's so regular.” (David, 47:55–49:15)
• Jason: “You just have to bring your camera out more, that's all. Keep vlogging.” (49:33)

6. Personal Stories and Anecdotes

• Running Mishaps: Viral TikTok about woman pooping herself during a run sparks discussion on embarrassment, support systems, and what friends would do in that situation (29:27–31:36).
• Secret Nighttime Pool Plunge: David shares sneaking out to meet a girl, dropping his phone into Zane’s pool, and appearing soaking wet at a stranger’s house— “The best/worst icebreaker.” (31:43–35:48)
• Failed First Dates: Jason’s classic about being ditched because the woman “got hit by a bus,” only for her to show up actively on social afterwards (35:54).

7. Team Changes & New Beginnings

• Welcoming Production Coordinator Bella:
  • Bella describes adjusting to the new workplace and a miscommunication with Jason about a “thumbnail bit” (40:43–44:41).
  • “She used the word delivery... I thought you were questioning that.” (Jason, 43:39)

8. Group Dynamics & Longevity

• Jason and David reminisce about earlier, more carefree days hanging out with friends and celebrities.
• As friends get older and start businesses, spontaneous adventures are rarer. Jason stresses to enjoy youth and downtime (52:27–53:25).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Money Hack Side Bets:
  • “I've made a good income just by taking these little sport bets, which is so fun ‘cause it takes me back to high school.” – David Dobrik (06:33)
• On Audience Expectations:
  • “Jimmy (Mr. Beast) set the bar so high for giving people things.” – Dave (12:44)
• On Content Authenticity:
  • “Sometimes your humor setting is down, and you’re on high alert...things that come at you are sharper than they actually are meant to.” – Dave to Jason (43:23)
• On Creative Goals:
  • “The most genuine, impressive parts...is when we’re just hanging out and shooting the shit...But I never pull my camera out for those moments because it’s so regular.” – David Dobrik (47:55–49:15)
• On Collaboration:
  • "You, like, you have to push and be that guy. Without you, it doesn’t work." – Jason Nash to David (52:54)
• On Outgrowing "the hustle":
  • “Everyone has a product now. It's a lot. But I guess that's just how life works.” – Dave (52:48)
• On Misadventures:
  • “My phone just falls right out of my pocket, perfect bounce, right into the pool. Without hesitating, I jump right in, fully clothed.” – David Dobrik (33:05)

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• 01:08–05:56 – David’s High-Stakes Pool Games and Money Hack
• 06:43–08:01 – David’s Childhood & Unathletic Appearance
• 10:02 – Jason’s Hosting Advice for David
• 11:11–12:44 – The Mr. Beast Effect on Prize Money
• 14:32–15:14 – David’s Discomfort Filming with Celebrities
• 31:43–35:48 – David’s Wet Phone and The Most Awkward Pickup
• 40:43–44:41 – Welcoming Bella, Team Dynamic, First-Day Miscommunication
• 45:54–49:37 – Vlog Style Debate: Eye Candy vs. Real Moments
• 52:27–53:25 – Lessons from Youth: Seizing the Moment

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Tone & Language

True to VIEWS’ style, the episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and informal with candid self-effacement, sarcastic jabs, and playful vulnerability. The cast jokes freely about aging, YouTube hustle culture, and body image, switching seamlessly from banter to sincere conversation. The addition of Bella and Natalie injects new energy, with audience engagement (on “random facts” and favorite video bits) woven throughout.

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Final Thoughts

This episode crystallizes why fans tune into VIEWS: open, self-aware storytelling; a mix of wealth, wackiness, and vulnerability; and a behind-the-scenes pass to a unique friendship circle. For listeners who haven't tuned in, it’s a masterclass in how the mundane (awkward dates, game night panics) and the ridiculous (live $100K pool games) combine to make both social media success and real-life growth possible—one bet, or embarrassing story, at a time.

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Transcript

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[Jason Nash]

Views.

[David Dobrik]

What's up guys? Welcome back to View. We are back with another pod.

[Dave]

Natalie is here.

[David Dobrik]

Unfortunately, Jason is here with me. Super excited to do it with him.

[Jason Nash]

Thanks. Yeah, I got a DM today that said they don't do video because Dave doesn't want to show your old ugly face.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, damn. Is that why you got my message?

[Jason Nash]

I got you in a burner coat?

[Dave]

No, it has nothing to do with what you look like, actually.

[Jason Nash]

Do you think I'm attractive?

[Dave]

No, I'm just worried about the editing.

[David Dobrik]

Slip ups that you would.

[Dave]

It's still your fault. No, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

But speaking of editing, it's funny. We were yesterday, dude.

[Dave]

I feel like we keep mentioning him.

[David Dobrik]

Like over and over again.

[Dave]

Every time we hang out with one person, I feel like we talk about them for like three podcasts.

[Jason Nash]

Well, he's the most exciting thing happening right now.

[Dave]

Right now. Yeah. Steve came by again.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

And we did a livestream the other day. Like literally. What was it? Yesterday we live streamed at the house and Jay, I guess I sent him a message. I facetimed Jason. I was like, come by. Steve's gonna live stream. And then Jay comes over and Steve's live streaming setup looks like he's vlogging. It's on a dslr, so you can't if you don't know, you think that he's full on vlogging. And then Jay walks in and Jay's like doing things in front of the camera. Whatever. Cause he thinks he's fully under the impression that Steve is making a vlog in my house.

[Jason Nash]

And.

[Dave]

And I didn't know this yet. I thought. I thought Jason knew that he was live streaming.

[David Dobrik]

And then there was a moment where.

[Dave]

Where I was like, oh, remember Naveen made a good joke, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And then Jason's like, oh, yeah, I'll send you guys the clip. And I'm like, send him the clip. Like. And then I was like, oh, my God. Jay thinks this is like a video that they can just, like, quickly throw in a clip in their edit. And I'm like, jay, this is live. And Jay goes, wait, we're live? And. And mind you, we've been live already for 20 minutes and Jason's just been, like, trying jokes and things like that.

[David Dobrik]

So it's really funny that the whole thing, it was just being streamed and.

[Dave]

Jay had no idea.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And then Jay's initial reaction is just like, what the fuck, Dave? It wasn't that. I'm being like, really dramatic. But then Jay goes, why did you tell me we were live? And I'm like, jay, we're still alive.

[David Dobrik]

Don't get angry. But that was really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. God. I didn't say anything, but you're like.

[Dave]

The master of live.

[David Dobrik]

So I was like, you got a little tense when you found out it was live. I was like, why you.

[Dave]

You do this eight hours a day?

[Jason Nash]

You got Teds, too, on the pool table. Because it was live.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, that was. That was brutal. We did. We played for $25,000. One pool game?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Oh, that was all in the live stream. The whole pool game?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It was like 45 minutes of just playing pool. It was the worst pool I've ever played in my entire life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But I won the game.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I knew going into that I had a big advantage of winning, so I played really slow. I played really shitty, which actually went. Went to my advantage because then his other friend was like, oh, I could beat David.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And then Steve was like, fine, double or nothing.

[David Dobrik]

So I had nothing to lose. So I was like, okay, I guess I'll play for $50,000. And then I beat his friend, who is a step up better than the last opponent, but still not as good as the third friend that was in the room. And he was like, wait, I could beat Dave. And then he was like, let me do double or nothing. And Now I've won two games in a row. I'm up $50,000. And Steve's like, one more double or nothing. Let's go to $100,000.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And I beat.

[Jason Nash]

I saw it too. And I'm still saying, wow. Yeah, it's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

And I beat his third friend for $100,000.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

You. You. You unknowingly Snookered them.

[Dave]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You know what snooker is not.

[Natalie]

No, I know, Snooki.

[Jason Nash]

It's like when you, like, go to a pool hall and you, like, play.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's called hustling.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, hustling. Right.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, yeah, no, I definitely didn't. Like, I definitely. I played shitty all three games.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but.

[David Dobrik]

But I was playing like. Jay, you can attest. That was like one of my worst bullets.

[Jason Nash]

Never seen you play so bad. Never, never.

[David Dobrik]

But I've never played for so much.

[Jason Nash]

Sweaty hands.

[Dave]

So sweaty.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, every shot, like, my first opponent, I knew that I, like, had a good chance of winning.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, I was.

[Dave]

I wasn't taking any risky shot and.

[David Dobrik]

I was playing so bad that I was missing. But yeah. And then when I won the hundred, it doesn't feel good to, like, win money from, like, a friend.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, like, like you, like, so anticlimactic.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, Ferris told you to grab the vlog camera. Yes, to vlog it. And I knew that it wasn't going to be, like, a good thing to vlog because I'm like, I'm not going to be excited at the end. And then what was my reaction at the end? It was just.

[Jason Nash]

It was so anticlimactic. Everyone was like, oh, I think. I think I yelled. I was like, yeah.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

And then no one else said anything. Yeah, that was it. And I did feel bad.

[Dave]

It's sad.

[Natalie]

That's crazy. You win so many. You win so much money off these little, like, random side bets of games, whether it's pool or pickle or whatever.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I've made, like, through, like, tennis Padel bats. Yeah. I don't take. I don't take big bets unless I'm, like, pretty confident that I could win it. But, like, over the last five years, I've probably won, I don't know, little over 100,000. Yeah. 3, 400,000 over the last five years.

[Natalie]

Crazy.

[David Dobrik]

So, like. Which is kind of crazy. So much money, like, I've made, like a, like a decent income just off winning games.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like. And that's from spike ball. That's from paddle. I had a really big paddle game. I won. I won.

[Jason Nash]

You beat me in spike ball.

[David Dobrik]

I beat you and a pro spike ball.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but that was fucked up. It was like there was some rule in there that I agreed to that I shouldn't agree. Serving the pro.

[David Dobrik]

Only got, like, one serve.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Something like that fucked us.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that really fucked you. That's the only reason I took it, because I'm like, okay, Then I have a chance.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

But, like, yeah, I don't lose too many of those just because I don't. I don't really take a bet that I don't think I can win.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And then I just want pool. Yeah, yeah. No, no. I've. I've made a good income just by taking these, like, little sport pads, which is so fun because it, like, takes me back to, like, high school.

[Natalie]

Well, it's also because you're so unassuming. Like, everybody thinks that you have zero athletic ability.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, it's how I walk. I mean, I walk like an idiot. I know it's my walk. I know it's the shape of my body. Like, if you see me in person, I, like, kind of like a duck. I walk like a duck. Like, my back, like, curves inwards. Like, my stomach pops out, my ass comes. I don't. Do you know what I mean?

[Natalie]

Yeah. No, you're funny.

[Jason Nash]

I never noticed that. You think he walks, like, looks like a duck. I never noticed that.

[Natalie]

He's got a really big ass. So, like, he kind of walks.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Little tight ass.

[Natalie]

Got a lot of junk in the trunk.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, No, I walk. It's not. I don't walk weird because of my ass.

[Natalie]

I do. That's why. That's why there's so much, like, there's weight back there that you're carrying. That's why your back is, like, shaped that way.

[Jason Nash]

And it's.

[David Dobrik]

No, but, like, the way I, like, I walk. I almost, like, walk on a swivel.

[Natalie]

Do you have bowed feet? Bowed legs?

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean?

[Natalie]

Like, where your legs kind of, like, curve inwards?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I was always so insecure about it as a kid.

[Jason Nash]

Your feet go in.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, chicken feet.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

That was actually a really mean thing when people used to say that.

[Natalie]

Chicken feet.

[David Dobrik]

Do you remember that?

[Natalie]

Pepperoni face or pizza face, Whatever the.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you deserve that. Do you. But do you remember when, like. Do you remember when people used to say chicken feet? They used to throw around those things.

[Natalie]

Chicken legs.

[David Dobrik]

Chicken legs. I thought that was so fudgeing. But also, like, any insult as a kid was, like, just stung.

[Jason Nash]

Do you come from a long line of big asses, like, back in Slovakia?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I've never even thought.

[Jason Nash]

It was, like, working in the fields. Maybe your ancestors were farmers and, you know, bending down and, like, squatting created this mega ass. This. This dobrik.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that was weird. When I. When I got into shape, the first thing to go Was my ass.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

My ass got a little flatter. Do you remember that? I think Natalie noticed it, and I don't recall. Don't pretend like you don't.

[Natalie]

I believe it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know where that happened. Jay, do you remember a woman?

[Natalie]

He's built like a woman. He carries a lot of his weight.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm sure. I feel like a woman. Even though. Even though it's not to bring him up again, but the watch that Steve got me was, like, on the smallest setting of, like, wrists, because dainty. I mean. Yeah. I'm like, little. My entire body's like a woman. It's funny when people see me in person, they're like, oh, my God. You're like, tiny.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I also don't do flattering angles on anything. When I used to vlog, the camera's always under my chin. So when people see me, they're pleasantly surprised, which is really nice. They're like, oh, you look like a petite little woman.

[Jason Nash]

You look good on. Whenever we would see you on tv, like when you hosted Kids Choice or whatever, you hosted something, I was like, you look good. You look studly. Really? Yeah. Yeah. On tv, for some reason, you translate. But in person, you're like, I don't know. Do you remember? I. I remember seeing him up on the camera. We went down and he hosted something.

[David Dobrik]

It was the Teen Choice.

[Jason Nash]

Teen Choice. Yeah. And I. And I remember I got to go to the monitor and watch him, and I was like, wow. Like, you. You look good.

[David Dobrik]

Teen Choice was such a pivotal moment for me.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

Well, because you. I think it was you. You, like, taught me how to host.

[Jason Nash]

I did?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Cuz I was read, so we had to go through all the scripts.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. We used to sit in your trail. We sat in your trailer that day.

[David Dobrik]

And we rehearsed and I was reading everything like we. Welcome back to the Teen Choice Awards. I was reading everything like Nick Lachey or like a news announcer or like Ryan Seacrest or how I would imagine everybody to, like, do it. And I kept doing that and I kept reading for like 12 hours.

[Jason Nash]

It's harder than it looks, right? Like hosting.

[David Dobrik]

It's not, though. Cause you made the one change and then it was just like, oh, duh.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what I said.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you said read it like you would read an ad read.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

So it became instead of what's up, guys? Instead of what's up guys? Welcome back to the Tea Choice Awards. It became what's up, guys? Welcome back to the Teen Choice Awards. Do you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You put, like, the laugh in my stomach.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I was like, oh, duh.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, it's funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And like, that, like, made reading everything. I just had to read everything.

[Dave]

Like I was having the best time.

[David Dobrik]

Read everything.

[Dave]

Like, this is your first time reading.

[David Dobrik]

Words as backstory and you've just been given the ability to do that.

[Dave]

But yeah, that was really fun.

[Jason Nash]

I love the new gym. I used it yesterday.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Unbelievable.

[Dave]

How does it feel in there, dude?

[Jason Nash]

I was blessed because I got in there, no one was in there. And the TV's blasting. The TV's huge. And the Emmys were just starting when I walked in, I didn't even know they were on.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that. There was something cool about seeing the Emmys on that tv, right?

[Jason Nash]

Yes, yes. And the Emmys were great. The comedy was really great. And Seth Rogen won. And Nate Bragazzi did this really cool thing where he was like, oh, he's gonna give $100,000. And if anyone goes over their speech, we start deducting you go over 45.

[Dave]

I saw that. So there's like a counter. When you go over 45 seconds. It started at 100 grand and then it went down.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Which is kind of crazy. It's crazy when you see prices on. When you see the money symbol on tv.

[Jason Nash]

Uh huh.

[Dave]

Like, social media has really made, like, I'm like, I saw they're going to donate 80 grand to Boys and Girls Charity.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, 100.

[David Dobrik]

100.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But then, like, it dropped.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's like absolutely nothing.

[Dave]

Like, you know, I mean, in regards to, like.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

Like, you have your Jimmy's of the world, Mr. Beast, that have completely obliterated that standard of like.

[Jason Nash]

That's true.

[Dave]

Like, you're. Oh, you're on the cash cab. You just won $6,000. Like back then for a game show. Fuck yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But now, like, Jimmy. Jimmy won't even look at you. If he's handing that much money, he'll throw that. He'll slide that to you behind the cameras. Like, that's like. Like that's like, that's that kind of game show money. Like, there was a video I watched with Mr. Beast and it was like he was in Dubai or something and he was just like. He drove up next to a guy in traffic or in a parking lot, and he was in the Lamborghini. He's like, do you want this Lamborghini?

[David Dobrik]

And the guy's like, okay.

[Dave]

And Jimmy just gave him the Lamborghini. And then it goes on to the next segment. And that's. That's when I was like, oh, all of that is, like, dead now. Like, it's like it, like it'll game shows, competition. It's like, yeah, like, Jimmy just, like, Jimmy just made too much money. Where it's like, it's going to be impossible to compete with. Now, obviously you still have, like, you could still give people things, like when.

[David Dobrik]

They have a story.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Like that. That still works at a game show.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But, like, it is really crazy how, like, Mr. Beast just, like, set the bar so high.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For giving people things. Jane, Natalie's a big fan of Ariana Grande.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

She's coming to perform in la. So guess where I'm getting the tickets for Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

If you had to guess.

[Dave]

The best ticketing website ever.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, the best one is seatgeek.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I'm getting him on seatgeek.

[Jason Nash]

You're getting Natalie tickets.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

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[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

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[Natalie]

Halsey.

[Jason Nash]

We're going to see Halsey at the cemetery on October 14th.

[Dave]

Really? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You want to come?

[Natalie]

You didn't. You were just going to go and not invite me?

[Jason Nash]

Well, it's. It's Naveen and her sister.

[David Dobrik]

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[Dave]

I had an idea for you I.

[David Dobrik]

Don'T want to tell you yet.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

What's an idea that you've had that we had to shoot down? Is there anything that you've had that just didn't work?

[Jason Nash]

I've pitched so many ideas that you've shot down. I've tried to bring you good comedians and you shot them down.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, I. I just don't. I don't love filming with celebrities.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know why, really. Like, I love it, but the gut feeling I have inside me, like the anxiety I have going to the place.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is like so unbearable where it's not fun. Like, my favorite bits are where you go, here's an idea. And all it's going to take is me, you, Natalie, the Tesla in the middle of the desert, right? And it's a sure fire. Like, that's how I know. That's how I'm like, yeah.

[Dave]

Yes, let's go.

[David Dobrik]

Because, like, that. I know we could shoot for six hours, right? But like, going to, like, see a celebrity, I'm like, I don't want to waste this person's time. What if they're not in a good mood? I don't know. That's difficult.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

And then we're so, like, like, what happens if you shoot with someone and then. And then they watch the vlog and they're only. They're only in it for like five seconds.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We shot for Steve for like eight hours of footage.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And three hours of it was Pepino.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then Pepino calls up to me or he's on FaceTime with me and he goes, hey, man, I was only in there for about five seconds. What the fuck? He goes, I got beef with you. And I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But like, yeah, I guess that is confusing.

[Jason Nash]

Trying to think of something that I pitched that you wouldn't do. It was a prank with the OnlyFans girl and John with Sophie Rain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What was the prank?

[Jason Nash]

The prank was supposed to be that we. Hi. John is going to do a. He's working as a photographer for Ilya, but he gets there and it's Sophie Rain that he has to take pictures of. That was the prank. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We can't do that. John's girlfriend would not like that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny. I really want to do a bit with like a wedding.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, yes, yes. Weddings are great. What's the height of comedy?

[David Dobrik]

I just want. I want like some, like a wedding destroyed, obviously. It's all like, all Extras.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Not a real wedding. Like some situation where something happens at a wedding. I don't know. I just think weddings are so like, I just, I love everyone sitting in those little white fold out chairs.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

All like in columns. Joe pitched me an idea. He's like, are you ready? I have a 10 out of 10 idea. And guess what? It wasn't a 10 out of 10 idea. It was you proposing to Naveen.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like a really public setting without her knowing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like a Jumbotron or whatever. So then I started thinking about weddings. I was like, okay, well maybe a better idea would be like, there's. We have a wedding at a wedding venue and everyone is an extra.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And accept the waiter. So like you go up to a waiter as Jason Nash.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like a party guest and you're like, bring out champagne. Like right when I raise my hand.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like I want to make a toast. And you do it at like the, like the most inopportune time. And it's like you object to the.

[Dave]

Wedding and the waiter standing there with the champagne.

[Jason Nash]

Right. Right.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like making this big speech about why the bride shouldn't marry this guy because you want to marry her. Like just putting the waiter in an uncomfortable situation.

[Jason Nash]

That's funny.

[David Dobrik]

But that's like, all I could think about is like, how do you ruin a wedding where it's only one person that like, there still has to be somebody there that like, doesn't know that there's a joke.

[Jason Nash]

I think we could. I think one way to do it is to like throw it out to a listener. Be like, if you guys are getting married.

[Dave]

Well, I don't want to be at an actual wedding.

[Jason Nash]

We'll come and screw your wedding up. And there might be somebody out there that would think it was funny and be like, yeah, we're down.

[Dave]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, of course.

[Natalie]

No, I think they'd be down in theory. But then like, when it actually comes down to it, you don't want your actual.

[David Dobrik]

No. There's so many moving parts to wedding.

[Jason Nash]

You never know.

[Natalie]

And so many people, like the parents that pay for whatever or whoever is going to be pissed.

[David Dobrik]

Like, okay, so my confused. My friend got married once.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I really wanted him. I really wanted to get him a car, like on his wedding day.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like a nice like 60, $70,000 car. Just celebrate their wedding day. And I'm telling you, for three, four hours I went back and forth with Natalie. I'm like, I don't know if it's appropriate because it's like, this isn't like.

[Dave]

I don't want to be here. Like, here I am, here's a car.

[Jason Nash]

You know, I mean, you wouldn't do it during the service, but like, I.

[David Dobrik]

Was only there for. No, obviously not during the service, but at any moment.

[Dave]

Like, any moment during the thing. It didn't feel right because I was like, this isn't. This is their day. Do you know what I mean?

[Natalie]

The bride and groom are on such a schedule. Like, everything is like, you know, like they're constantly doing stuff and talking to people and having to go here to do a photo or here to speak to this person.

[Dave]

Yes. Natalie and I debated this for four hours. I'm like, well, he's gonna have a car at the end of this. Like, And I know he's been wanting this and I know it'll mean a lot, but I also don't want the bride. I don't want it to be anything except about the bride.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

So. But then I was like, I wonder if I asked the bride if she'd be like, obviously fucking get in the car.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think you're overthinking it.

[Dave]

But you have to. Cause, like, you just have no idea. You, like, really have no idea. Like, what the per. Like, and this is usually for the bride, it is the day that she's been imagining her entire life. So, like me, cartoony ass YouTuber walking in.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Maybe she imagined you giving her something.

[Dave]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

What's the other thing too? Like, it wasn't. I mean, as much as they share everything, like, I feel like it's a.

[Dave]

Car for both of them. Right. Obviously. And you have to get something for both of them. And that was also it. Like it was going to be a car for him and like X amount of money in the. In the trunk for her.

[Jason Nash]

Your friend is listening to this.

[Dave]

Like, fuck, he doesn't listen to this. This isn't a friend that would listen to. But that's why I'm saying it. But like, yeah, it was. This was like a big dilemma at the wedding day where I was just like. And we were ready, like, I picked the car out, I was ready to send, like, now you go get it. But I was just like, I can't do it. There feels there's something wrong about this.

[Jason Nash]

Really. Maybe.

[Natalie]

I just think. I also just think weddings in general. Like, I feel like everyone would just be like, oh, just do it tomorrow, you know, but that, like, you're still like, like on the Actual wedding day. There's just so much going on to.

[Jason Nash]

Not make it about you. That's very kind. I wouldn't think that way.

[Dave]

But if.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'd be pretty. I'd be pretty selfish. If I had that kind of money, I'd be like, I'm doing it now. I don't give a fuck.

[Dave]

If I was. If I was. If I was a groom. I have, like, such a war perspective. Everything, obviously, like, how I. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Let's say you were getting married.

[Dave]

I mean, obviously I'd be like, well.

[Jason Nash]

First I wanted to give you a car.

[Dave]

Well, my bride aside, because it really, like, if my. If my wife is like, this is her fucking day.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

And she Bridezilla. I don't know. Actually, I don't see a reason why. No, no, no, no. If I like her, then I think we share, like, similar beliefs and things.

[Jason Nash]

Of course.

[Dave]

100% fucking surprise me with whatever that is. So exciting.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

Make the day as memorable as possible.

[Natalie]

It's also like your entire being in line of work, you know?

[Dave]

Yeah, totally. That's exactly why I couldn't take my. I had to take my, like, perspective out of it because I was like, I can't put myself in his shoes because it's just not possible. Because if I was in his shoes, I'd be like, roll out the carpet.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever you need to give me. Bring out a wheel of force and.

[Dave]

Game for me to play. Bring out the cash cab. Bring out Howie Mandel, dealer.

[David Dobrik]

No deal.

[Dave]

I'll play it in the middle of this fudgeing ceremony, like, whatever it is.

[Jason Nash]

But also, your friend knows that, like, you doing that makes you so happy.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

You love. You have like a giving kink.

[Dave]

I know.

[Jason Nash]

I think your friend would be like, this is going to fudgeing make Dave happy. So let me.

[Dave]

But that's exactly why. That's exactly why I can't do it.

[Jason Nash]

Right, Right. Because it's selfish for you.

[Dave]

Yeah. It's just. It's to make me happy.

[David Dobrik]

So.

[Dave]

So long story short, we didn't do it.

[Jason Nash]

That's funny.

[Dave]

If that friend ever happens to come across this podcast, I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Dave was being nice that day. He was being thoughtful that day, not giving you a car.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

He was being unselfish, not giving you a car.

[Dave]

But I want. I really. I really am curious about what the audience thinks about this.

[Jason Nash]

The audience is going to 100% agree with me. I mean, 100%. I think. Leave a comment if you guys think.

[Dave]

I'm wrong talking about it like this.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe they would.

[Dave]

But like when you're in the situation.

[David Dobrik]

You just like, especially after doing this 9 to 10.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, you really start to think about.

[Dave]

Every single angle and perspective of every single.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. You have to think about every angle, don't you?

[David Dobrik]

Like, you think about like, you're not even thinking about the bride and groom. You think about the parents. You're thinking about like, okay, the groom gets this gift. Now are the bride parents gonna be.

[Dave]

Angry because the bride didn't get an equal gift.

[David Dobrik]

She got cash.

[Dave]

She.

[David Dobrik]

She wanted a car. And other bride parents are gonna resent the grooms.

[Dave]

Like, it's just like, sure, you gotta do math. There's gonna be jealous people at the wedding.

[David Dobrik]

Now is that gonna throw off the.

[Dave]

Whole vibe where people are jealous?

[Jason Nash]

So it's like, yeah, it's funny. Like when I do pitch you ideas, sometimes the reasons you don't want to do them are like, they're like, they're very obscure. They're very obscure. And I'll be like, huh? Why didn't he. I'm like, oh, no, it wasn't that. He didn't think it was funny. Is that he. He didn't want to like go to in and out and cause a scene.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, you know.

[David Dobrik]

Did you see that Vardon clip?

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You liked it? You liked it, Jay?

[Jason Nash]

Did I?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it said like, like, by Jason. So Bardon, it's a good clip. Bardon did this clip with this guy who does this.

[Dave]

So basically he into.

[David Dobrik]

He goes into like in n out or like fast food restaurants and they all dress up as different characters and they'll like. I don't know, how do I describe it?

[Jason Nash]

Just create havoc.

[Dave]

Create havoc inside the fast food restaurant.

[David Dobrik]

Where people are working. And Vardon showed me it after one was already posted. I'm like, vardon, this is like fucked up. This is illegal. Like, yeah, you shouldn't be doing this. And Vardon's like, what? Vardon genuinely had no idea. And it was. It was me, Adam W. Jonah. You were here?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, we were all together and we were like, right on. You can go to like, you can actually go to jail for this. Like, you're like, tam. Like there's like laws against this. Like, you're tamp. You're tampering with things. Like in a fast food establishment.

[Dave]

Like, it's just bad. Like, don't do this.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, what?

[Dave]

What the fuck?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

What? This is bad.

[Jason Nash]

You sent him down a like two.

[Dave]

Hours dress, but also like, yeah, but also, like, we knew that Varden didn't know and he thought it was just funny for everybody, which is totally fine. That's like beginner social media 101. Like, when you're 18 years old, you make videos where you think everyone's having fun. Yeah, we're like, it's not like that.

[Jason Nash]

It was shot really well, though.

[Dave]

But yeah, anyway, it was posted and yeah, it crushed.

[Natalie]

Did it crushed?

[Dave]

I had like 400,000 likes on Instagram, which is like, probably like 8, 9, 10, 11 million views. And all the comments were like, sephardon.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Dave]

And then some of the comments were like, this feels illegal. And then it's just that Jason Nash liked, even though we gave Bardot this big talk about maybe how he shouldn't do that anymore.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, yeah, it's really fun.

[Jason Nash]

I went to a. I went to a game night Saturday night with brand new people, and it was so stressful to go out and meet new people.

[Dave]

Oh, that's really fun.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Like, people not from the social media world.

[Jason Nash]

No, they are from social media.

[Dave]

Damn.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen met a girl here at your birthday party who's really great. And. And I don't say her name, but she's great. And she. So then she went and had dinner with this girl because Nivi's, like, trying to make friends, you know, like, which I get. Like, I've taken away from all her friends. I feel bad. So she's like, trying to make friends and then she met this girl she really likes. And then the girl invited us for, like, couples night. And then she's like, let's go to this game night. And then I was like. Then she's like, well, the only thing is she's like, everyone's like 23. And I was like, ah, not again.

[Dave]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Not again. I can't fucking shake it. So then we're driving over there and we're like, I'm like, I can't go hang out with a bunch of 23 year olds. And. Yeah, and. And it ended up being great. And they were YouTubers. So I walked in and I did know a couple people. Remember Cam, who was on our podcast? The guy who made all the money? It was his house. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

That's really.

[Jason Nash]

It was great. So then I was like, right, at ease. I met this other guy named Jojo who's really great.

[Dave]

Well, how do you. How do you feel about that? About, like, being.

[Jason Nash]

It's. It sucks, but I'll Be honest. People my age are so boring. They suck. They're all fucking dying.

[Dave]

Yeah. You're in a tough spot.

[Jason Nash]

It's a tough spot. And Naveen's young, so Naveen's like, Naveen will go hang out with like 50 year olds. She doesn't care. But it's like, I don't. I've like lost all those friendships and then everyone who's 50 is so boring. It's like, oh, I'm having an MRI on Monday. And so. And so has cancer. And.

[Dave]

Well, what's, what's really weird about you is like if you hang out with people your age, it's usually because they're drunks.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

Like that's what would make them fun.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

Because they're just drunks. But you don't drink. You're not like. No, you just have that youthful energy because you've been damned to eternal youth by hanging out with all of us that are like, you know, I mean, so like you're around younger people like constantly. So like. Yeah. So it's easier for you to like, you have the energy of like a younger person.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

It's either you hang out with drunk 50 year olds or game night with 28 year olds, which I kind of get.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

But they were great.

[Dave]

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[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Dave]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

You've learned.

[David Dobrik]

It didn't pan out too well for me this time. Yeah, I got one out of my two picks. Right. But I think next week is going to be pretty, pretty good for me.

[Dave]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Dave]

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[David Dobrik]

And Abercrombie's newest arrivals shop NFL by Abercrombie in the app, online and in store. Do you see that TikTok of that woman? She like goes on a run every morning. I mean, I actually don't know if she goes on a run every morning, but she looks like it. Okay, but at 4:15 in the morning, she shit herself on her run. She was, she was. It was a mile five and a half of a 22 mile long run.

[Natalie]

Oh, Jesus.

[David Dobrik]

And she shit herself. So she had to call her husband to pick her up. And her husband like brought us howl and drove her home. But it was like, all the comments were like, you couldn't get like the Russian government to get this out of me. And she like.

[Natalie]

I mean, she's just like sharing.

[Jason Nash]

Good for her.

[David Dobrik]

It's, yeah, it's literally her going like, yeah, I just shit myself.

[Jason Nash]

I need help.

[David Dobrik]

I just shit myself. I called my husband and the husband's like, so supportive. And it's like. And there's all these memes in the comments of like someone driving in the car with their head out the window trying not to smell it. But that's like pretty bold. Like if you shit yourself Would you call your husband?

[Natalie]

I mean, yeah, like, if. Who else am I gonna call?

[Jason Nash]

You call Dave. Call your husband.

[Natalie]

David's the last person that I would call.

[David Dobrik]

Really? Because I'd just be like, vlog, camera in hand, ready to go.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Or you just.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, Nat, please, can you shit yourself so we can have a clip?

[Dave]

No, I actually don't think I would come.

[Jason Nash]

You wouldn't put that. You don't. Of course you would.

[David Dobrik]

No, no. What would you do? I don't think I would. I would not call my wife. Like, I would be. If that happened to me. I'm like, well, she was running in Chicago, so I'm wondering if she was running by the lake. I would have definitely gone into the lake, cleaned up, and then just.

[Jason Nash]

And then I have to tie me around her waist.

[David Dobrik]

Well, not only that, she was five and a half miles away from home. So I think I would have just walked the five and a half miles back.

[Natalie]

If you were somewhere you could wash off.

[David Dobrik]

No. Even if I wasn't, like, if it.

[Natalie]

You just leave the shit in your pants.

[David Dobrik]

And it was funny because she had to call him at 4:15 in the morning.

[Natalie]

Oh, Jesus.

[David Dobrik]

And he thought that, like, she was being, like, mugged. So he, like. He said that he grabbed his gun initially because he's like, I'm about to. I have to shoot somebody. And it was like, no.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What if you went out for a run? You yourself, what would you do? To call John.

[David Dobrik]

No, straight up, I'm running back.

[Jason Nash]

No, not with poop all over you.

[Natalie]

I don't know if it's, like, possible you'd get, like, really annoyed real quick. And you just feel like, I gotta just.

[David Dobrik]

Or I'd find like a hose in someone's yard, jump into someone's pool.

[Natalie]

You can't, like, break into their property.

[Jason Nash]

But you make it ten times worse.

[David Dobrik]

No. Yeah, yeah. Be an E. Oh, my gosh. Did I ever tell the story? I never told the story before. Are you ready for a fresh story? This is exciting.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. I'm like, I'm ready.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. This is big. I may have already told it like eight years ago, but I was hooking up with this girl once, like, when I was living at the old house and there were people outside my house. Like, our subscribers would sit outside my house, my old house, like, throughout the night. And it always stressed me out so much. Cause I was just like, I don't know if anybody's here to shoot me. I don't know what the vibe is. This was like I don't know what year this was, but this was when I lived at the old house.

[Jason Nash]

Hey guys, what's the vibe out here?

[Dave]

Are you guys here to fucking shoot me in the head?

[Jason Nash]

Just wanna know.

[Dave]

So I noticed this and she was coming by, it was like nighttime and I was like, I'll just meet you down the street. So I had this back route that I was gonna run to meet her on the street. Do you remember this?

[Natalie]

I think so, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Back route. You lived on a cul de sac.

[Dave]

Yes. But if you, if you climbed down my hill.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

My really steep hill.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

You'd hit Zayn's backyard.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie]

This is so funny.

[Dave]

So I was like, fuck it. I'm gonna go through Zane's backyard and I'm gonna come out his front door and I'll meet her on the street, which is still in my neighborhood.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

But like, great, because I'm on a cul de sac. So I'm at the end of the street, but up above Zane.

[Jason Nash]

It's so funny when you come up with an idea like this. You're like, this is logical.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

So I'm like, fuck it. So I go down Zane's hill. It's really steep. And then when I hit the bottom, Zane's fence is like 8ft tall. So I'm like, okay, fuck, fine, whatever. So I climbed the fence. And as I'm climbing the fence, my phone, my phone just falls right out of my pocket and makes the perfect bounce right into the pool. Like seven foot pool.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And like without hesitating, I jump right.

[David Dobrik]

Into the pool, like fully clothed, to after my phone.

[Natalie]

Wait, does Zane know that you're doing this by the way?

[David Dobrik]

Fuck no.

[Dave]

No, this is, this is the middle of the night. No one knows I'm doing it. So I'm in his pool. Like pitch black, dark out. Like you can't really hear anything other than maybe like, like an insect or something. And then I come out and I'm like. I'm like completely soaked, shoes on, everything. And I have to hop his fence once again from his backyard to the front yard to get out and to like go like flag this girl down because my phone's not working anymore. And I know this girl is like, I have to intercept her before she gets to my house because I couldn't get the message out in time that I'm here at the address. So like, I come out, headlights are coming, and I'm literally in the middle of the road just like, hey, fucking soaked. And I stumble from like A random house, like maybe 50 houses away from me. And I'm just, like, literally flailing my arms. I'm like, I gotta get in this fucking car. And she's like, what the fuck just happened? I can't explain.

[David Dobrik]

And it's funny.

[Jason Nash]

You wanna get some dinner? Yeah. You don't mention it.

[Dave]

And then we get to my house and then we're working on my phone, we get rice, and we're trying to get it back together. But that was. Was like one of the funniest. One of the funniest.

[Jason Nash]

Did the people see you come back all wet?

[Dave]

The front of your house then we pulled in. I closed the gate.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you duck down. Yeah.

[Natalie]

I just don't understand why she couldn't have just pulled in. You closed the gate, like, on her own. Why you had to go on a hike.

[Dave]

I don't actually know why I did. I don't know why I did all that, actually.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Dave]

But it was.

[Jason Nash]

But I was not thinking that day.

[Natalie]

I remember when you woke. I don't know if you woke me up or if it was just the next morning and you told me this story and I just didn't believe him. I was like, what are you talking about?

[Dave]

Definitely woke you up. I mean, it's so. I felt like the scene was straight up when someone is all bloody in the middle of the road and there's headlights hitting them and they're like, hello. It, like, literally felt. It felt like I was dripping blood, even though I was like, just covered in pool water. But it was like the. And then I had to explain to her everything in their car. It was so funny. And there's no better. There's no better thing to like. Like, that's the best icebreaker. I mean, I've hung out with this girl a couple times before this. Like, maybe like a seventh hangout. But there's no funnier thing.

[Jason Nash]

That is funny. Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah. Then, like, you always have that so misfortunate like, that happening.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Remember when I was going to go on a date with that really beautiful girl and then she got hit by a bus?

[Natalie]

No.

[Dave]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

It was like when you lived at Derry View, I was like, I'm going to go on a date with this girl. She's so pretty, I'm so excited. And then the day of, she's like, hey, I got hit by a bus.

[Natalie]

God, shut the fuck up.

[Dave]

And on Instagram, was it real?

[Jason Nash]

Yes. And I was like. Then you were like. You were like, jay.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You're like, Jay, she's, She's letting you down. Like, she doesn't want to go on the date with you.

[Dave]

She's not. I, I, I don't even. I didn't even say that. I was like, she's not letting you down. She's, like, almost rubbing it in your face.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

She's like, I so badly don't want this that I'm making up the dumbest excuse ever.

[Jason Nash]

But then you go on Instagram and in the, in the main feed, she's in a full podcast. Oh, my God.

[Dave]

Did you ever talk to her after?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Dave]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

And, like, I can tell the story now. Cause she's fine. But I remember, like, maybe I've told it before, I don't know. But that was wild.

[Dave]

Did she, like, reach out? Did she reach out after?

[Jason Nash]

No, he just kind of dropped it. I was like, okay, well, I hope you're okay.

[Dave]

Oh, my God. John and Julia had the funniest story yesterday.

[Jason Nash]

What happened?

[Dave]

So, Julia, John's my roommate. My Filipino roommate.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And I was like, so how did you meet John? Whatever. And basically it was during COVID so, like, it was hard for them to meet up. They talked for two weeks before they finally met up. And John was going to go on a date with her, and then he got a flat tire. And she was like, okay, this is a bunch of bullshit. Like, he obviously didn't get a flat tire. He just doesn't want to hang out. I'm not never talking to this guy again. And then he sent a picture of his flat tire in the mechanic shop. She's like, okay, fine, I'll give him a chance. And then they were going to hang out again, but then John was like, I have to hang out with my family. My family's in town. I'm so sorry. Like, they surprised me. I didn't know they were here.

[David Dobrik]

And she was like, what the fuck's going on?

[Dave]

They still haven't met. And John's like, just come to dinner with me and my family. And she goes, what? I'm not meeting you for the first time with your family. Like, that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

And he's like, just come.

[Dave]

Just come. And then finally, the next day, they hung out. But this is the funny part is this was all of John's pictures were how John looks in, like, normally. But this was in. This was at the end of his Zela transformation journey.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[Dave]

So John looked completely different. Like, 80 pounds different than all his pictures. But, like, but like, John's. John's Like, a chubbier guy, but in all these pictures, chiseled jaw and abs. Sorry. In real life, he is chiseled jaw and abs. In his pictures, he's like, chubby guy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

So completely different. So she was like. She was like. She even texted her friend right away. She's like, I think he may be sick or something because he doesn't look. He doesn't look anything like the pictures. And I'm like, wow, this is the first time anyone has gotten reverse catfished. Like, John is coming with. Like, John's like, I'm so sorry. Like, I know I have abs and that's not what the pictures look like. Like, I know I look ripped, but I thought that was so funny. Like, this guy is like, so much like. Like, plumpier in pictures, but he's showing up just, like, the best shape of his life. And she's just like, what the fuck? This isn't what you look like.

[David Dobrik]

But what a fucking strange encounter.

[Jason Nash]

My friend Ilya made me do this. Sorry.

[Dave]

I'm gonna start eating a lot soon.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

Natalie looks different. She looks much happier and brighter.

[Dave]

Say it. Say it. And more in shape.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't say that.

[Dave]

No, no. Bella's here. Right now, joining us instead of Natalie.

[Bella]

I'm back.

[Dave]

Guys, guess what? We just hired Bella. Bella's officially on the team. Do you know that, Jay?

[Jason Nash]

I knew that. Oh, I was here when you were deciding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

You were against it.

[Jason Nash]

It was between me and her. J, I think you're a little too old for this one. Yeah, yeah, we're. Give it to Bella.

[Dave]

Bella, what's your position? Because I actually don't know.

[Bella]

Natalie calls me production coordinator.

[Dave]

Hell, yeah. So Bella's here to help us with bits.

[Jason Nash]

Bella's good. Bella's good. She's like. She's. She's. I've communicated with her on a couple things, and she's really good.

[Dave]

What's the first thing you worked on? You worked on one bit already.

[Bella]

Oh, the thumbnail bit.

[Dave]

The thumbnail bit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah. How was that?

[Bella]

It was good.

[Dave]

How's working here other than Zila?

[Bella]

Oh, my gosh, it's so fun. No, I really love working here. I report to Natalie.

[Dave]

Oh, no. Oh, shit.

[Bella]

It's a little scary when she texts me in the middle of the night. I don't see it.

[Dave]

That is really scary.

[Bella]

She'll text me, like, 100 questions.

[Dave]

I fucking hate to report to Natalie. Yeah, it's rough that I wouldn't work here if I had to send my vlogs to Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

You do have to send your vlogs to Natalie. Yeah, you do report to Natalie. You just don't know it, I guess.

[Dave]

Yeah, she kind of makes me feel like I'm in charge, but really, I'm not.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. She'll say that to me. She's got to make him think it's his idea. Okay. Okay. And Natalie's amazing. I mean, you need a Natalie. You need a Natalie.

[Dave]

That is the way with me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that is the way.

[Dave]

Because you guys will be like, let's bring back the podcast. Like, that was like, a discussion. And I'm like, fuck you guys. And then we were making the vlog, and I was like, dude, we should bring back the pod. And you guys are like, what?

[David Dobrik]

Genius.

[Dave]

And now here we are, bringing back the pod. Because I had a genius idea.

[Jason Nash]

We had a crazy miscommunication, Bella and I. The first day, right?

[Natalie]

Literally.

[Bella]

Literally my first day.

[Jason Nash]

You remember?

[Dave]

Wait, what happened?

[Bella]

So mean.

[Jason Nash]

She was like. She was texting me about the thumbnail bit.

[Dave]

Okay, so wait, the thumbnail bit was in the last vlog. Jason had a bunch of thumbnails, and they were funny, so it was like David coming out of the closet and it was a picture of me exiting the closet.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, $1 p versus million $p.

[Dave]

Yeah, they're all like, funny titles and thumbnails for the vlog. And then, yeah, Bella, you upset Jason by something you said.

[Bella]

Jason, you explain.

[Jason Nash]

She was texting me and Faris and her were texting me, and they're like, yeah, we're really worried about this bit. It's gonna be stagnant. And I was like, all right. She goes, we're worried about delivery. And I was like, well, I'm just doing it as me.

[Dave]

Yeah, you got really offended.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Bella]

I was like, ask Ilya to do it.

[Jason Nash]

I was like, well, I'm like, if you don't want me to do it, like, just have Ilya do it. Ilya be really funny doing it.

[Dave]

It's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

She.

[Dave]

Right. When she told me that you said that, like, I Like, you're so funny. Cuz, like, you're just like. When you're in your little panic mode, Jay, like, the slightest thing could, like, set you off.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

Like, sometimes your humor setting is down.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Dave]

And you're on, like, high alert.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Dave]

So, like, things that come at you, like, are sharper than. Than they actually are meant to, like, come at you.

[Jason Nash]

Well, she used the word delivery, which she didn't mean. She meant.

[Dave]

I know. She said to you.

[Jason Nash]

She meant. She meant, how is it going to go? Not delivery, like, how I'm going to say it? So I was like, deliver.

[Dave]

You know, right when she told me she said that to you, I'm like, oh, I know, exactly.

[Jason Nash]

Did you do the math on it?

[Dave]

Yeah. I was like, oh, Jay's pissed. Jay's probably cussing you out to Naveen. Jay. I'm like, I just imagine you in your room just going like, this isn't even my fucking video. I don't want to fucking do this.

[David Dobrik]

Who cares if they don't think I can deliver it?

[Dave]

They're like another comedian.

[David Dobrik]

Just.

[Dave]

See, just fucking walking around your room. Probably not to that extent, but in that font is, I think, how you were upset.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Sounds like a squash the beef. You and Bella.

[Jason Nash]

No, she immediately wrote back. She was like, no, I didn't mean delivery. I meant. I meant, like, how it was done. No, it wasn't at all.

[Bella]

It was like six texts from Jason. I was like, ferris, what's going on? In the group chat? He was like, you pissed him off. I was like, that's my first day.

[Dave]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Well, delivery is like, to me is like, well, how the person giving their delivery. Right. So I thought you were questioning that. And I was like, well, I'm just gonna do it as me.

[Dave]

No, she. No, that was actually a note from me, I think, too. I was like. It was like, I just want to make sure when we're doing this bit that, like, there's, like. Because that bit, I feel like if there's, like, three people in the room. Yeah, that was a problem. If there was three people in the room, it could have gone really boring.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Dave]

Like, but since we have, like, 10, 15 people, like, there's so many people reacting to a lot of energy. A lot of energy.

[Jason Nash]

If you. If you could see David accomplish one thing in. In the next year on the vlog, what would you like to see on the vlog?

[Bella]

Like a.

[Jason Nash]

Like. Like a bitch doesn't have to be a funny idea, but maybe just, like, something you'd love to see, like, I don't know, film with Justin Bieber or whoever. Like. Yeah.

[Dave]

What is, like, the goal of the vlog? I'm always thinking about this, and it's.

[Jason Nash]

Just, like, it's really hard because it's like, every couple weeks, you have to come up with a bunch of stuff.

[Dave]

I don't think there is, like, a North Star. I know this question is for Bella, but, like.

[Jason Nash]

But I'll take it.

[Dave]

But let me just feel that as Bella. So what I think you answer first.

[Bella]

I honestly think, like.

[Dave]

So what I'm thinking is basically, I'm just kidding. All right, go, go, go.

[Bella]

No, I honestly think fans and, like, just from your vlogs coming back, the one I liked the most was the ones or just bits in general was you, Ferris, Nick and his girlfriend in the car, and you're just, like, talking about Nick's sex life, and the girlfriend's in the back. That feels very, like, old school vlog, homie. Original. And I think more moments like that are needed. Like, I definitely get.

[Jason Nash]

I agree with that.

[Bella]

Celebrity appearances are amazing, but I also think, like, people crave, like, just being in your house and doing funny. Like, it's just.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bella]

So I think that.

[Jason Nash]

I agree with that.

[Bella]

I really love. Because, like, this last vlog was sick, but I think more of the, Like.

[Dave]

I struggle with, like.

[David Dobrik]

Like, this is. This is interesting because this was, like.

[Dave]

Back to the, like, the Mr. Beast point we were making earlier about how he's, like, he's made money, such. Such a big thing now, and, like, it's. It's harder and harder to impress people. So, like, okay, so here's what I'm trying to say. Like, I think the most, the, the most genuine impressive part of the videos is when we are just hanging out and shooting the shit. Like either insulting each other right. Or just making jokes about whatever it is. Just shooting the shit. But for some reason I've made so many and I live that life. Like that is my everyday is where we're just insulting each other. Where the more amusing things to me is like when we're out partying and there's like a fun montage I could put together or there's a fun montage I could put together like on a boat. But like that stuff is easy. Do you know what I mean? Like, no, no, like, like that's like, like, like to any, any other YouTuber, like that's kind of like the easy thing to get. Like you can just like, like Mr. Beast. Do you know what I mean? Steve will do it. Got a McLaren in the video. Which for me is like, yes, I fucking love car surprises. But it's so easy now to do that kind of stuff where that's not like what's so interesting. What's interesting is just like the more just literally just friends hanging out.

[Jason Nash]

Sure, sure. Day to day. Natalie walked into a bee's nest. I mean, that's amazing.

[Dave]

That's really cool. We should try to set up actually. Can we put a bee nest somewhere? Not. No, but like. Yeah, like the more like grounded stuff just like plays so much better and like so much more fun.

[David Dobrik]

But for.

[Jason Nash]

That's harder to come by though.

[Dave]

Yeah, but like I'll watch like, I'll watch like crypto channels videos like, like young crypto kids.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

Like young kids that make a lot of money. And all their videos will be really good. It'll be like really fun partying. They'll be in Monaco. You'll see nice cars. You'll see like beautiful boats, beautiful people and all this. And I'll be like, wow, this is such a fun video to watch. And then I'll realize, oh my God, there's like 15 to 30 people making this exact video.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Dave]

But what they're not making is like, you know.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, this.

[Dave]

Jason and Natalie, you know, Jonah calling Natalie a whore.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

And Natalie calling Jonah fat. Like they're not in different ways, but like they're not making that video. So I don't know. So I'm like, it's. Sometimes I get lost and like I kind of want to make the video that's like more fun and looks cool. But then that's not as exciting because it's so accessible to anybody.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

Does that make sense?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

I forget, like, when Bella says, like, yeah, the funniest moment is when we're just in the car shooting the shit. But I never pull my camera out for those moments because it's so regular.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Dave]

We're just in the car. We do this every day.

[Jason Nash]

But you should.

[Dave]

But I think that's what people want to see for sure.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

So, Yeah. I don't know if I explained that properly.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you did. There's eye candy and then there's, like, grounded, like, little bits, day to day. That's the stuff that grounds it, and that's what gives it the personality and connects you to people.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's like your relationship with Jonah is so funny.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So you just have to bring your camera out more. That's all.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Keep vlogging.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Thanks.

[Jason Nash]

Always be filming.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I've always.

[Dave]

And I also. Not that I'm having this problem, but, like, I always wanted to make sure that, you know, like, when, like, I've talked about this on the podcast before. Like, when, like, an artist, like, makes a movie too much. Like, when you, like, it's better with music. Music artists. When, like, a musical artist makes songs for too long.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Dave]

They start to go really, really niche.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Dave]

Do you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

Exactly.

[Dave]

I'll start as a pop star, but they'll be doing it for so long, they'll just, like, love this. Like, really. Like, they found their lane 15 years later. They're not into just the basic pop music. They're doing, like, something, like, really grungy and, like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Or like, Lady Gaga went and did an entire album with Tony Bennett. It was like a jazz album. It's just, like, not for everybody, right? Yeah, but it's what she wanted to do.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Is that what you mean?

[Dave]

Yeah. I don't love that.

[Jason Nash]

Sure thing.

[Dave]

I've never loved that type of. Of stuff. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But what's your point?

[Dave]

I don't have a point. I just wanted to let people know. I've always thought that was bizarre. Like, I always thought, like, but you.

[Jason Nash]

Have to grow as an artist. That. That's. That's what it is. It's like Lady Gaga, she made an amazing pop album, I guess, just to try it, right? Yeah. Like, you have to, like, that's what makes a great artist, and that's what makes you great. Dave is like, you're always.

[Dave]

Thanks, man. I'm like, Lady Gaga.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You're like Lady Gaga. I mean, you're always. You're always, like, pushing, and you're never. You'll even say, like, yeah, we did that bit. Like, let's try something else. And that. That's what makes you great.

[Dave]

We did do a lot of bits.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You know.

[Dave]

Damn.

[Jason Nash]

You said bring the alien back. We're like, well, we did it.

[Dave]

No, I want to bring the alien back.

[Jason Nash]

You do? Okay.

[Bella]

I think so, too. That's.

[Dave]

I think the alien bit is like. And it's like.

[David Dobrik]

It's more popping than it was.

[Dave]

Like, aliens is like.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

It's like a bigger topic nowadays.

[Jason Nash]

Sure. They're.

[Dave]

They're just so funny as an alien.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, thanks.

[Dave]

And once the fucking. Oh, my God. It's my favorite bit. When Madison Beer was in her Rolls Royce and you stumbled upon her in the car as an alien. I mean, it's, like, so good.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I got lucky that day.

[Dave]

Madison Beer, the hottest woman on the planet, and then alien, an intergalactic person that's not from this planet. It's like, such a good combination.

[Jason Nash]

It's crazy. I was in the makeup that day, and you just happened to be with Madison Beer in a Rolls Royce?

[Dave]

Is that what happened?

[Jason Nash]

That's amazing. Kismet.

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's how it used to be, right?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I would call you, like, I can't right now.

[Dave]

I was watching I'm with Chris Rock's kids. I was watching Zane's birthday video. I thought it was so funny. It was like, oh, yeah, I saw it. Yeah, you were here. Right? When I put it on, it was so funny because we went to go shoot Zayn's birthday. We were surprising him, and it was like, Kendall Jenner, Kaia Gerber, Olivia Jade Stassi. It was like, all of those girls, like, we're at my house, and we were planning on how to, like, surprise Zayn. So I was like, well, Zayn, we should just surprise Kendall. You should be the surprise because you're a fucking superstar. So that's enough of a surprise. So we did that. And then, like, the girl stayed back and picked a cake at my house.

[David Dobrik]

Which is really funny.

[Dave]

While we went and we went to the bar to surprise Zane with a mariachi band, which is, like, such a funny thing.

[David Dobrik]

It's like, yeah, it was just so much.

[Dave]

Everyone was so young.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Dave]

And no one had anything better to do than just, like, hang out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That's a good lesson for everybody out there. Like, enjoy your days where you don't have anything to do if you're yeah, you're younger.

[Dave]

We had nothing to do is, like.

[David Dobrik]

What bar are we going to?

[Dave]

And, like, everyone was just. It was so fun, and everyone was just like, how do we keep the night going? And then we repeat it the next day.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And now everybody has a tequila company now.

[Dave]

Yeah, now everyone. Everyone has a product or something. It's like. It's a lot. But, I mean, I guess that's just how, like, life works.

[Jason Nash]

You got to keep fighting to get those moments back. You know? You're really good at that, David. You're the. You're the conduit. You're the glue. But you can't. You can't forget that. You, like, you have to push and. And, you know, be that guy. Without you, it doesn't work.

[Dave]

I'm not, like, complaining. I'm just saying, like, that.

[David Dobrik]

Like, that.

[Dave]

It's just, like, it's really fun. And I know moments don't, like, last forever, right? Like, but I always. I love to. I love. I love. Dude, every time. Every time I'm with Olivia or Stas or anybody, it's like we all, like.

[Jason Nash]

The.

[David Dobrik]

One of the first three things we.

[Dave]

Bring up is like, that was crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that was.

[Dave]

Because, like, none of them do that. Nobody does that. Nobody. It's not like it's like a. It's like a thing. Like, we don't. We don't, like, go out as much. It's like everyone's just older.

[Bella]

Also, love on the Views podcast for you guys to bring back just, like, random facts.

[Jason Nash]

Random facts.

[Bella]

You guys are just like, bring facts and be like, I don't know if this is true. This was like a Snapchat news story, but I'm reporting on it.

[Dave]

Oh, you like learning from us?

[Bella]

Yeah, I've been listening to Views podcast since I was in college. Like, when I was 18.

[Jason Nash]

Well, here's a little fact. All female nightclub closed after the first night because no one bought a single bottle of liquor.

[Dave]

Wow. Is that not a joke?

[Jason Nash]

No, it's true.

[Dave]

Oh, really? That's kind of funny. All female nightclubs. This is the stuff you wanted, Bella. Yeah.

[Bella]

No, it was more like.

[Dave]

That one was a little hard to digest.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, we can try something else.

[Dave]

You got a fact, Dave, for about all female nightclub. Do you like that? Does that sound fun? No, no, no. Why?

[Bella]

No, you want guys there?

[Jason Nash]

It's good if you're a lesbian.

[Bella]

Oh, okay.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait.

[Dave]

What?

[Jason Nash]

It's good if you're a lesbian.

[Dave]

Is it? Is it, though?

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Dave]

It's like, you probably feel 30 times safer in a nightclub. But like, why do you want a guy there?

[David Dobrik]

Aren't you married?

[Bella]

Yeah, I'm not speaking for me. I'm speaking for like, like other women that listen to the podcast. They would for sure want guys there. No, they just bring like that energy. I don't know. I'm straight. You can't really, like, ask me this. Maybe my sister, who is lesbian would like that, but I don't even think she would.

[Dave]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I think it's probably really cool. What probably starts out great.

[Dave]

I'm an all guys nightclub. Yeah, Dave, they have those.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't even get it.

[Bella]

I was like, that'd be fun.

[Dave]

No, there is some like, there is.

[David Dobrik]

Something cool about that.

[Jason Nash]

Great, man. Just guys.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys. Well, before Bella reveals any more sense of information about herself, we should end this podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks for Natalie joining in. Bella for joining in. Jason Nash, thank you so much for being the co host.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, you got what, two more weeks left till two more weeks. Still looking for somebody new?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm moving to Boca. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. See you guys soon.

[Jason Nash]

Bye.

[David Dobrik]

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