David's Turning 30

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: David's Turning 30
Date: July 23, 2026

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode revolves around David Dobrik reflecting on his impending 30th birthday, what aging means to him, navigating life changes, dealing with materialism, and exploring personal insecurities, particularly around relationships and jealousy. Joined by co-host Jason Nash and friends Natalie Mariduena, Matt, and Alex, the group maintains their trademark humor while unpacking personal experiences and sharing behind-the-scenes anecdotes about their friendships, careers, and life in the public eye.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast & YouTube Success

Timestamp: 00:53–02:33

• David opens by jokingly displaying podcast fatigue, but the hosts quickly celebrate the show “blowing up” and David’s vlog achieving a “one out of ten” ranking on YouTube for the first time in six years.
• Quote:

  "This is my first one out of ten in, I don't know, six years."
  —David Dobrik (01:29)

• The group discusses how thumbnails versus content quality impact video performance.

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2. Turning 30 – Reflections on Age and Success

Timestamp: 02:33–05:22

• David announces his 30th birthday, expressing mixed feelings—underwhelmed by age but excited for new chapters.
• Birthday Perks: David jokes about using “birthday week” as leverage for favors, regretting not exploiting it more throughout the month.
• Quote:

  "29 is the worst age... but I really enjoyed 29 because this is the last year where I actually think I felt young."
  —David Dobrik (03:55)

• David reflects on always being “ahead of the curve,” from tennis as a child, to Vine, to YouTube, and reveals anxiety about losing that youthful impressiveness as he ages.

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3. Early Achievement & Social Media Pressures

Timestamp: 04:22–06:29

• David shares the struggle of maturing while being known for achieving a lot at a young age.
• Quote:

  "When I was 22 ... it’s not cute anymore that I’m like this social media guy and I’m so young. I’m just like a social media guy now."
  —David Dobrik (05:15)

• The group digresses into sports, discussing why European soccer fosters younger talent compared to America—emphasizing economic models.

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4. Watch Collecting and Materialism

Timestamp: 10:14–15:36

• David recounts his attempt to purchase luxury Patek Philippe watches and walks listeners through the exclusivity and investment rationale behind watch collecting.
• Quote:

  "If you buy a watch from Patek, you buy it for $40,000. The second you leave the store...it’s worth $150,000."
  —David Dobrik (11:21)

• He defends enjoying expensive objects, arguing they do bring happiness—especially since he also values the richness of his friendships.
• They contrast the stress of owning fancy cars with the joy and practicality of watches.

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5. Podcast Operations & Creative Motivation

Timestamp: 17:16–20:11

• Jason and David debate the importance of what time their podcasts drop, with Jason advocating for consistent early releases for fan satisfaction.
• Quote:

  "If you guys are complaining about what time we post, we upload Wednesday, Friday, early."
  —David Dobrik (18:46)

• Conversation veers to how audience demand is sometimes perceived vs. reality, and friendly jabs about managing fan DMs.

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6. Relationships, Cheating, and Jealousy

Timestamp: 20:18–39:57

• The hosts dig into trust, fidelity, and personal boundaries:
  • Dolph Lundgren allegedly paying his wife $60,000/month for permission to cheat opens a spirited debate about open relationships, gender norms, and whether they could or would accept such terms.
  • Natalie, Matt, and David reveal unique takes on forgiving cheating and the conditions of long-term relationships.
  • Quote:

    "If there comes a point in my relationship where maybe we’re 15 years in...I would be understanding of that situation. I would have the conversation with real talk."
    —Matt (23:21)

• David uses the opportunity for some serious self-reflection, tracing his own jealousy and insecurity back to a formative adolescent experience.

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7. Breakthrough: Tracing Insecurity

Timestamp: 27:05–36:14

• David recounts a childhood memory: his first crush picking his friend Alex over him, which deeply affected his self-esteem and taught him emotional restraint in relationships.
• Quote:

  "I've just now put the pieces together of why I get jealous and I'm insecure in a relationship and I think that's it."
  —David Dobrik (29:29)

• Friends help David connect this to feelings about family, cultural roots, and being different as an immigrant kid.

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8. Friendship Dynamics & Dating Life

Timestamp: 41:10–44:03

• The group jokes about the obstacles of LA dating and long-standing patterns of friends being into the same people.
• Humor surfaces about everyone eventually ending up together if LA dating keeps failing.

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9. Masculinity & Scent

Timestamp: 44:20–46:17

• David admits to wearing “Chocolate” perfume by Sabrina Carpenter because it was handy, prompting Jason to question if men should wear women’s scents. The group laughs at this playfully.

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10. Birthday Presents & Gift-Giving Traditions

Timestamp: 47:07–49:28

• The friends discuss their plans and competitive energy around David’s birthday presents, with David expressing excitement and a preference for thoughtful (but also expensive) gifts.
• Quote:

  "I really like thoughtful gifts, but obviously love expensive gifts."
  —David Dobrik (47:34)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “In the afterlife, I do genuinely hope I get to bring at least a couple of my Patek watches with me.”
  (15:02 – David Dobrik)
• "I'm not gonna get jealous after I give John a hand job.”
  (44:08 – David Dobrik, jokingly admiring the simplicity of theoretical gay relationships among friends)
• "If someone's going to cheat on you, that's on them."
  (38:42 – Jason Nash, advocating self-confidence and detachment from potential betrayal)
• “Why are you so scared of your emotions?”
  (32:55 – Jason Nash, probing David’s past and emotional barriers)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• 00:53–02:33: Introduction, podcast and vlog success
• 02:33–05:22: Turning 30, feelings on age and relevance
• 10:14–15:36: Watch collecting, materialism, and why luxury makes David happy
• 17:16–20:11: Podcast logistics, fan feedback, and content publishing
• 20:18–39:57: Deep-dive on relationships, cheating, jealousy, and open-mindedness
• 27:05–36:14: David’s childhood story – linking insecurity back to being rejected by his first crush
• 47:07–49:28: Anticipation for birthday gifts and group banter about present-giving

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Tone and Atmosphere

• The episode balances sincerity and self-deprecating humor, typical of David and Jason's rapport.
• Even as they dig into sensitive topics like jealousy and emotional trauma, they keep the tone light, joking about masculinity, friendship, and dating.
• The friends' banter is self-aware and refreshingly candid, providing a sense of 'real talk' for longtime listeners.

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For listeners who missed the episode:
This episode captures David Dobrik processing the transition into his thirties—reflecting on success, emotional baggage, personal growth, and the shifting nature of relationships. The episode is a mix of confessional, comedy, and classic group dynamic, ensuring listeners feel included on this milestone in David’s life.

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with another podcast episode. Who gives a fuck?

[Jason Nash]

No, brother, what are you doing?

[David Dobrik]

I'm over the shit, brother.

[Jason Nash]

We're just getting in a good groove. I swear to God. We're just getting in a good groove.

[David Dobrik]

It's a pressure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

See the email?

[Jason Nash]

The email is popping off. People are listening. And people love that we're getting the episodes out on time.

[David Dobrik]

No, dude, I'm telling you, we're blowing up right now.

[Jason Nash]

Well, yeah, but.

[Matt]

Don't.

[Facebook Ad Voice]

Don't. Don't.

[David Dobrik]

My last. My last vlog is a one out of ten.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I know. I saw. You texted me last night. Congratulations.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's huge.

[David Dobrik]

One out of 10 means YouTube ranks the videos out of your last 10 videos, how it's doing. And this is. This is my first one out of ten in, I don't know, six years.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Isn't that kind of crazy?

[Jason Nash]

Right? Right.

[David Dobrik]

So long.

[Jason Nash]

Right? Right. When you came back, you still were fighting against those other one out of tens from three years ago.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, well, they didn't really invent the one out of ten system.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

But then once they invented it, I, like, maybe. Maybe got like, one out of ten. Like, very rarely. But, yeah, this is a big deal.

[Jason Nash]

And what do you think it was that gave you a 1 out of 10?

[David Dobrik]

I have no fucking idea. I'm stoked. I'm stoked.

[Jason Nash]

The thumbnail. How much is the Thumbnail?

[David Dobrik]

Is it 90?

[Jason Nash]

How much is it?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, like, what does it have to do with the video?

[Jason Nash]

Is it about 90%? 50?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I always say that how well your video did, and this is wrong in some cases, but, like, how well your video did doesn't have to do with how good the video is just how good the thumbnail is. But how many people come back to the next video is a representation of how your last video did. So like, my last video must have been pretty good.

[Jason Nash]

And the one before that, and the

[David Dobrik]

one before that and the one before that. But guys, it is one day before. I guess when this podcast comes out, it is officially my 30th birthday.

[Jason Nash]

How you feel?

[David Dobrik]

33. 0.

[Jason Nash]

What will you do? I know you're gonna have a big party, but will you do anything special in the morning or we go sit with John and you know, I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I don't look at birthdays like that anymore. I don't look at them as like ages.

[Jason Nash]

No, dude, birthdays are the best. When it's my birthday, I start celebrating like two days before.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yesterday we were in the car and it was the first time I asked Taylor to make me a sandwich and it was kind of late.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So it was like out of sandwich making time. And then I went, but it's my birthday week. And she goes, oh, shit. And that was the first time I used that.

[Jason Nash]

Pull the card.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I completely forgot about it. And our filmer who was with us in the car was like, yo, you could have been saying that like all month long. And I'm like, fuck, I should have been using like my birthday month. And it's already the fucking 23rd. So I'm kind of late on that, which really sucks.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Did you get the sandwich?

[David Dobrik]

I got the sandwich. I mean, it's my birthday week. You can't say no to that, which is really, really kick ass. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how 30 is. I think 30 is going to be weird. I think 31's going to be awesome. Once I'm like really settled into 30. Uh huh. No, no, that's a lie. 30 is going to be cool.

[Jason Nash]

30 is great.

[David Dobrik]

29 is the worst age.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's like. Yeah, I. Well, okay, let me backtrack again. I just backtracked like twice. I really enjoyed 29 because a lot of people were like, you're still in your 20s. Like a lot of people hit me with that. This year, for some reason, out of anything, everyone was like, shocked. And I. This is the last year where I actually think I felt young. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure that'll happen when I'm also 39 and people will be like, you're still in your 30s.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But like, but 29, that's like, it felt good.

[David Dobrik]

It Felt like I was like my last days of being a teenager, like that's how when I was 18, 19, and that was like when I was like picking like when I was starting to do vine, dude, when I was 17, 18, 19. I've lived a very fortunate life where I was always ahead of the curve by a little. So like even when I played tennis, I, I was good for my age. I was good for a 14 year old.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And people were always impressed with how good I was. And I, for my age and I think I chased that feeling for a really long time. I chased that through Vine, I chased that through like YouTube and I was like always a little bit ahead of the curve.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For my age. And I think that felt really good. And I think that that's been a hard thing to come to terms with getting older. It's like I remember turning 22 and I was like, oh, it's not cute anymore that I'm like this social media guy and I'm so young. I'm just like a social media guy now.

[Jason Nash]

And it gets less and less cute, right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it gets less and less cute. Gets less and less impressive. But I think that's just like something with old age.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Like this lamine Yamal Guy, 18 years old, plays for Spain. 19, 19. 19, 19 plays for Spain. That's gonna feel so good. That's gotta feel so good.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

I watched a video of when he first like played in his like first professional game or whatever. When he was 16.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

16 fucking years old. Do you know how crazy that is? Especially for soccer, out of all sports. It's not like he got into like, I don't know, it's not like he's like.

[Jason Nash]

To me it feels like soccer would be the Sport where a 16 year old could come through.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. Cause it's just like about speed and you know, ball handling.

[David Dobrik]

Someone was talking about why soccer could never be big in the United States. Did you see this?

[Jason Nash]

No. Tell me why I'm so interested.

[David Dobrik]

Like a 16 year old in the United States will, to be a really good soccer player will have to spend like 50 to $100,000 a year for like clubs and stuff, blah, blah, blah. But in Europe, the way it's set up is a 15 year old will be making 50 to $100,000 for their club and for their family at that age. Oh, wow. So like it's, it's a little backwards here. You have to spend money to be really good there. If you're really Good. You're rewarded instantly.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That was what I heard about Messi, was that he's been playing with the same guys since he was seven.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

So imagine if you were making vlogs.

[David Dobrik]

Holy shit.

[Jason Nash]

With Nick Antonian when you were seven. How good you guys would be now.

[David Dobrik]

Damn. That's crazy. They know each other, like, pretty well.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like, they know exactly what they're doing.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, man.

[Jason Nash]

They know. They know when Messi's like, if I

[David Dobrik]

was stuck with Jonah for 30 years doing the same shit, I don't know if we would get any better. I think at some point, I'd be like, I'm not passing the ball to him.

[Jason Nash]

I told you. Nick was in charge the other day on a shoot.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And we were working with a little person, so one of the crew members, like, used a term for a little person that you're, like, not supposed to use.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. The M word.

[Jason Nash]

M. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just want to make sure.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, dude. M as in mother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And it was so. It was kind of cool, and it was also. Just melted my brain.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Jonah had to, like, be like, hey, we don't use that word.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Nick had to come over and be HR Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, I like that.

[Jason Nash]

I like that, too.

[David Dobrik]

It's character development. And the guy goes, that's what life's all about.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And the guy goes, why not? And Nick goes, because he's a person. He has feelings like that.

[David Dobrik]

It's like someone posted a TikTok. They're like, what do you call. What do you call. What's, like, the proper way to call a little person?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And ChatGPT responds saying by their name. So good.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

So good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. No props to Jonah for. For that character development there.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, why is divorce so expensive?

[David Dobrik]

Putting his foot. Is this a joke?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Why is divorce so expensive?

[Jason Nash]

Because it's worth it.

[David Dobrik]

That's funny. Does everybody hate their wives?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I mean, I don't.

[David Dobrik]

Busted.

[Jason Nash]

Bitch. No.

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[Jason Nash]

I love my wife.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but my wife.

[Jason Nash]

If my wife was here, she would concur.

[David Dobrik]

We.

[Jason Nash]

We do, like, a relationship podcast. We talk about that a lot. We're like, how come. How come nobody's happy, bro?

[David Dobrik]

How many podcasts do you do, you freak?

[Jason Nash]

I have.

[David Dobrik]

You have a podcast with your friend Jeff?

[Jason Nash]

Yep, I do the All Good Things podcast, but it was too hard to book guests, so I. So I was like, all right. Because I had a podcast with my friend Jeff.

[David Dobrik]

How many pods do you have?

[Jason Nash]

I have one.

[David Dobrik]

One. Well, two.

[Jason Nash]

But they Go out on the same channel. So it's kind of like you get two, two podcasts from me and you

[David Dobrik]

just love them that much.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I like, I like, like, I like the money.

[David Dobrik]

I like money.

[Jason Nash]

It's not that much money.

[David Dobrik]

But when's the last time you've done something because you actually, like, enjoyed it?

[Jason Nash]

I made my sitcom.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

I enjoyed that. That was like.

[Matt]

That's like.

[David Dobrik]

How much did that make you?

[Jason Nash]

Zero. I mean, that's the problem.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it's not even. The podcast is making so much money. But like, there's a part of me that's like, well, if you dip, like, I still need something to go to, I won't dip. You threaten to dip every day.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but that's like part of the charm. That's just to keep you on your toes.

[Jason Nash]

But if you dip, then I'm like,

[David Dobrik]

you realize what a good thing we have.

[Jason Nash]

I know what a good thing we have. But also I could see you being like, oh, I met this girl Tatiana, and I'm moving to Croatia.

[David Dobrik]

That's so weird because I have a friend, Tatiana.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I'm sure you have five.

[David Dobrik]

And she's from Iceland. Very close.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, very close. And she visits. She visits a lot.

[Jason Nash]

But you don't owe me anything. So it's.

[David Dobrik]

It's also like, no, I should hit up Tatiana.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, let me talk.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

She's beautiful.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, let me tell you that you don't owe me anything. So it's like I'm just kind of trying to build something on the side in case you.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I'm. I'm like fully in case you're like,

[Jason Nash]

I don't fucking want to do this. I don't want to sit in a room full of fucking. I don't know what's in this room right now, but I don't want to sit and do this anymore.

[David Dobrik]

No, this putt's pretty easy.

[Jason Nash]

I try to make it easy for you.

[David Dobrik]

You know why I stopped doing it? Because of Video Pod.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, no, I know.

[David Dobrik]

Let me tell you this. I had a call today. You know, I'm like a big watch guy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I had a call today with Patek.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

To like get. Get the relationship started. The watch game is crazy. You can't walk in to. I walked into Patek store in New York, this is a week ago, unannounced, just meeting myself, and there was like two 50 year old men working the front, whatever. And I was like, can I buy any of These watches. And they go, no. And then I go, can I just see one of the watches? They're like, I'm so sorry. No. Like, it is that crazy to get a watch. None of the watches at these stores you can buy because you have to be put on a waiting list.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Right.

[David Dobrik]

That's how it works. Because everybody wants the watches. They can't keep up with the demand. They could sell. You know what I mean? They can close all their shops now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And be selling to the.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[David Dobrik]

So I asked. I asked for these two watches I want. They're not that crazy of watches. Okay. One of the watches I already have, I just want a different color. And I bought that watch from the gray market. So. So let's. So let me explain this to you. You buy a watch.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

From. If you buy a watch from Patek, you buy it for $40,000. The second you leave the store with that watch, that watch is now worth $150,000. Wow. It's worth that much because the demand is that crazy. So I bought a watch on the gray market. I spent a hundred grand for it. I paid 60, 70,000 over what they're actually going for because demands that high. So I was asked to put on a list today.

[Jason Nash]

Are you allowed to sell it?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you're allowed to sell it. But then they won't sell you watch anymore.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, so I asked. I was like, I want these two watches. Could I be put on the list? This guy was great. He was really nice. Usually watching people are really sno. Snobby and snooty and whatever. And he was just like, I'm. I hate. This is my least favorite part of my job is having to explain this to clients because it really does suck. But if I. I can't put you on those lists because we just closed them. And the waiting time, even with the list we have currently for the watch you want is about 10 years. And by then the watch will most likely be discontinued.

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[David Dobrik]

So putting you on the waiting list even now, that's why we closed it, is like. Cause we don't think we'll make the watches that people want by the time they're ready for the people to get them.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. By the time.

[David Dobrik]

How crazy is that?

[Jason Nash]

And so did you. Is the watch that hard to make? Is it all handmade?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Why don't they just make.

[David Dobrik]

No, no.

[USAA Ad Voice]

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[David Dobrik]

They are like, yes, they're very hard to make, and they're handmade and they're very special, but, like, they Only Every store only gets like three or four of a specific watch just to keep demand and to keep exclusivity so high.

[Jason Nash]

What if I'm Michael Jordan, can I walk into Patek and they'll let me try one on?

[David Dobrik]

Trying one on is easy. This was a very weird circumstance where they were like, this is a very exclusive Patek I walked into.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of genius. It's kind of a genius way to do things.

[David Dobrik]

No, for sure.

[Jason Nash]

Creates demand. It's kind of like your vlogs. Yeah, but they only come out once every two weeks.

[David Dobrik]

If you're Michael Jordan, the answer is.

[Jason Nash]

We got a bunch on the waiting list right now.

[David Dobrik]

If you're Michael Jordan, the answer is, you got on the list early, but no. I don't know. It's really tough.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm not into watches. If I had a lot of money, I don't even know if I'd buy one. What is it? What is it like? You like it on your wrist?

[David Dobrik]

Well, why it's so good is it's an investment. It's not gonna go down.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And it's like.

[Jason Nash]

But you can't sell it or else you piss off Patek.

[David Dobrik]

You can, though, in like 10 years. You know what I mean? You just can't fucking buy and resell.

[Jason Nash]

Ah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if you're collecting them and you're selling some watches off to make room for your collection, you can do that.

[Jason Nash]

So if they're so hard to get, how come you have two?

[David Dobrik]

Because I bought them on the gray market.

[Jason Nash]

The gray market?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Did you register them?

[David Dobrik]

No. Oh, yeah. But like, another thing that people.

[Jason Nash]

So if you want to sell it because you didn't register it, can you not get that much money for it?

[David Dobrik]

No, I can sell it no matter what and no problem. The registering has nothing to do with anything other than the guy probably, that I originally bought it will maybe get in trouble.

[Jason Nash]

From when you bought it, did he go, don't register this?

[David Dobrik]

No, it was. Dude, it was already sold. I bought it from a fucking watch dealer. I didn't buy it from a guy. No, but people get watches. This is a saying that people say not to get time, but not to tell the time, but to show people that your time is worth money.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of interesting. Damn.

[David Dobrik]

Kind of cool. And I just love them. I love watches. I think. I think they're really cool because I think. I think a cool car, you. You have to leave in the parking lot. And like, I really think some watches are like pieces of art. And, like, I love art. And just having it on your wrist.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I genuinely look at my watch about five to ten times a day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Mmm.

[David Dobrik]

Like, just to, like, admire it. So I genuinely actually like them. And I am. And I am a fan of materialistic things. I. They. They genuinely bring me joy. And in the afterlife, I do genuinely hope I get to bring at least a couple of my Patek watches with me. Like, I think, you know, people are like, people say, you can't be buried with your possessions. Like, I don't care. It's making my life so much better here on Earth. Like, I think materialistic objects can make you happy. I don't subscribe to the idea of people being like, you need this. And again, this is the same argument we always have. It's like, I think I'm very rich in friendships.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I don't think I ever, like, have to look at that and, like, be sad about it. So the next thing is, like, buying fun things sometimes actually makes me excited.

[Jason Nash]

A nice. I don't know, a nice car is nice, but, like, also, like, owning a Ferrari is, like, it's stressful, for sure. So stressful. It's like, for sure.

[David Dobrik]

I bought very stressful.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God. I. I didn't even want to go in that car.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, it's very stressful. It's.

[Jason Nash]

Why did you buy it?

[David Dobrik]

Even keeping it in my car? Well, because Aston offered it to me, and again, that was like, an asset. It's like a thing that will make me money.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So it's different. And I got two free Ferraris from my friends, so it was just buy two. Go.

[Jason Nash]

How much money are you going to make on the Valhalla?

[David Dobrik]

A couple hundred grand.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, nevermind,

[David Dobrik]

Jay. I've been wanting to get out of the house so bad. I know. That's unlike me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? You got a little cabin fever?

[David Dobrik]

It's not even that. I just want to use the Seat app. I want to buy tickets. I don't even want to go to the events.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

I do.

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[Jason Nash]

Oh, and also, let me say.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Our argument yesterday. Yesterday about the timing of the podcast. You don't think it matters what time the pod comes out. But let me explain it to you this way. Imagine Olivia Jade did a show.

[David Dobrik]

Love her.

[Jason Nash]

Every Monday.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

About how incredible you are. She talked about your skills as a creator. She talked about your looks, your skills on the pickleball court.

[David Dobrik]

Hope post notifications are on for this for sure.

[Jason Nash]

And not only Olivia Jade, but it was her and some of her friends, too.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Some of her friends get on there and they. They only say good things about you.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that means I'm like, in with the whole. With the whole crew there.

[LifeLock Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That means even more to me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And this is a show that you. You're ready for every Monday.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You're like the Olivia J. Talking about David show.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you want that show out as soon as possible?

[David Dobrik]

Yes. I do get it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But my argument is people should just pretend. This is what I would do. If Olivia was late on it sometimes. It came out at Monday at 8pm yeah. I'd be like, olivia, post Tuesdays.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. But most people don't do. Can't do that.

[David Dobrik]

Why? They don't do that because they can't change.

[Jason Nash]

Most people go to a job and they're like.

[David Dobrik]

Most likely they go Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. But they're like. They're like, oh, nice. It's Tuesday and Views is up early. Like, okay, this makes my day so much fucking better.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, let me. Let me do this for the listeners. If you guys are complaining about what

[Jason Nash]

time we post, they're not complaining.

[David Dobrik]

We upload Wednesday, Friday, early.

[Jason Nash]

The other. They're not complaining.

[David Dobrik]

Wednesdays and Fridays are the days we upload.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's gonna fuck us up now. We're gonna be posting on fucking no Wednesday night.

[David Dobrik]

Between us, we're still posting Tuesday and Thursday.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're good.

[Matt]

I just, like, don't understand why that matters. Why can't we just make it Monday and Wednesday?

[Jason Nash]

I shouldn't have said anything.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't know why you Bring this shit up. You realize you shoot yourself in the leg.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's because it's. Anything I say, you go the other way.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you. Also, a lot of people were siding with me on the Microsoft thing.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, I got the opposite, J.

[David Dobrik]

You don't actually. You get, like, one DM and then you think it's the opposite I got.

[Jason Nash]

So do you. You get one DM from a guy. One DM from a guy. Jason fucked up the podcast. And then you fucking text me like, you fucked up.

[USAA Ad Voice]

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[LifeLock Ad Voice]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Fucking perfect from now on. Do you see now, like, last time, you fucked up the podcast. I sent you eight screenshots because that

[Jason Nash]

is a issue with Sirius xm.

[David Dobrik]

That's not my point. That's my point.

[Jason Nash]

That is the point.

[David Dobrik]

No, my point.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't fuck up the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

My point is, did you see how many DMS I got about it?

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

I sent you a whole little carousel.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, I saw.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But now I'm.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want you to think that I'm just panicking off one DM now. I sent you the whole group. I'm like, look, I just got 10 DMS within the last two minutes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

All about podcasting.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

It's your fault. It's your head on the line.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Don't.

[Jason Nash]

Stop saying that. It's my fault. It's not my fault. All right, well, it's not my fault.

[David Dobrik]

Jason sent me this DM saying, dolph Lundgren.

[Jason Nash]

Who?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know who that. Who is that.

[Jason Nash]

He was a big action star.

[David Dobrik]

Did you just almost throw up?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just so sick of you. I'm so sick of your shit.

[David Dobrik]

Dolph Lundgren paid his wife.

[Jason Nash]

He used to be like Sylvester Stallone, like that type of guy.

[David Dobrik]

This is alleged, by the way. Actually, I don't know, because it says he speaks openly about this. He, Dolph Lundgren, paid his wife $60,000 a month for permission to cheat. How do you feel about that? As a woman?

[Matt]

He allocated 60 grand to the girl. To the woman. And he was allowed to cheat.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, to his wife, dude.

[Matt]

I mean, no, I don't like that.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, you. Yes, you do. You 100% do. I don't think you're thinking. Do you understand what I said? He's giving his wife $60,000 a month so he can cheat on her.

[Matt]

Yeah, I heard you loud and clear.

[David Dobrik]

That sounds right up your alley.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That literally.

[David Dobrik]

Matt, we've had cheating conversations before, and you have literally told me you let Your husband cheat for free and you take him back.

[Matt]

So don't tell me you can't say that. You can't put those words out there because that's not what I intended when I was saying.

[David Dobrik]

But you, if your husband cheated, you'd be able to get through it. I, I, which is crazy, by the way.

[Jason Nash]

I'm with Natalie, actually.

[USAA Ad Voice]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And Naveen and I argue about this all the time. She's like, if I, she always tells me, she's like, if I cheat on you, Jason, you have to leave. And I go like, what?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. If my girlfriend even said that. If my girlfriend said that, I'd be like, chopping block. You're dead to me.

[Matt]

I'm also just, this is so incredibly micro circumstantial that, that when I was referring to when I said that originally, like, I wasn't like, I wasn't like, yeah, he can go with my fucking friend Jessica and cheat on me and I'm going to forgive him. Like, obviously there's different levels to the cheating.

[David Dobrik]

It sounds like you want your husband to be fudgeing girls. No, no, I'm kidding. But like, I, I just want my

[Matt]

husband to be fudgeing, period. And if I don't want to fuck him, then I understand, but I just,

[David Dobrik]

I never want my relationship crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

So you're saying if you're, if you're done having sex with him, which a lot of married couples in their fourth, fifth, sixth, and so on, it's a lot harder to have sex for a lot of couples.

[Matt]

Okay, 100%.

[David Dobrik]

So you're saying at that point you'd be.

[Matt]

Okay, I'll see what I'm saying.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Matt]

I'm saying I come from a divorced family, right? So I understand shit doesn't necessarily last forever.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I like this angle you're taking.

[Matt]

I want my relationship to last forever.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Matt]

I don't want to get a divorce. I don't want to split up or anything. So if there comes a point in time in my relationship where maybe we're 15 years in or 20 years in or something, not saying right away, not saying, like, go fucking spread everything around town, but if there comes a point where we maybe need. He needs to explore another option or something, because I'm fucking 60 and I don't necessarily want to fuck him anymore, which I don't. You know, I'm sure I still will. But, like, I have a lot of assistance. I have a lot of faith in myself. I'm just saying in confidence. And we had this conversation confidentially between each other. I was saying I would be understanding of that situation. I would have the conversation with real talk.

[David Dobrik]

Huh?

[Jason Nash]

Real talk. From that.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, that is. Yeah, that's some of the realest shit you've ever said, first of all. And that's. That's very. What's. What is that? Not open minded? I think it's open minded. Yeah. Very strong willed. Strong minded too. Like, that's impressive.

[Matt]

I'm not saying he goes and has a second wife, you know, or like has an affair and is in love with somebody.

[David Dobrik]

Paint this picture. You're four.

[Matt]

Year four. Damn. No. Fuck no. Nothing's happening in year four.

[David Dobrik]

Hold on. But year four is like no year four of marriage. So you've probably already been together three years. So this is your seventh year of being together.

[Matt]

We saw him with six months and we're gonna get married.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Fourth year of being married, sex has slowed down to once every three weeks. Well, he goes to Miami.

[Matt]

Okay, this is just.

[David Dobrik]

Sleeps with a girl. He goes to 11, never sees her again.

[Matt]

He goes to 11 on my free table and fucks another girl.

[Jason Nash]

He buys a condo.

[David Dobrik]

He buys a cond. We keep pushing this condo with pool and massage access. I just.

[Matt]

You need to paint a different picture because none of that's ever happening. It's just not. That's not even a realistically possible scenario.

[David Dobrik]

How are you so brave in your thoughts?

[Matt]

Because I'm not entering into relationship. If that's even a poss. Like there's. There's something other deep. There's something else that's deeply wrong. That.

[David Dobrik]

Can I tell you where things go.

[Jason Nash]

Things go sideways for sure.

[Matt]

But if it's year four and you're going to cheat like we're breaking up, period, point blank period. That's not what I'm talking about.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're saying like deep in.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, well, now back to the original question. Would you pay. Would you take a $60,000 salary a month?

[Matt]

I would like to negotiate a fee for sure.

[Facebook Ad Voice]

If we're.

[Matt]

If we're deep into it.

[David Dobrik]

Not deep into it. This is like year three, year four.

[Matt]

No. Well, 60 grand a month. How much does that mean?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

I say you take the 60 grand and then let him go fuck his life up. Because that's what's gonna happen. You know, you go and you like, start other relationships.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

I would do it.

[David Dobrik]

I would do it if my wife was like, it's 60 grand a month. Yeah, but you're grandfathered in for at least 10 years of this deal. I would need to know that, like. Because he will fuck his life up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

He will get into new relationship.

[Matt]

Mm.

[David Dobrik]

And I obviously also not have to like this wife as much as, like, a regular wife at this point. Do you know what I mean? Like, I can't, like, be actually in love with the wife. And then she's like, I'm going to pay you to go fuck other guys. Eat me alive. But. But I'm talking like, you know, we're on the outs. We're like five years. And she's kind of like, natalie doesn't want to divorce.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And she, like, gives me a little stipend.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

60,000amonth is pretty kick ass. Oh. But you know what that means actually for Dolph Lundgren?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

I assume with this 60k, his wife is not allowed to cheat.

[Matt]

I would assume. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I think he's that type of guy.

[David Dobrik]

For sure.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because then you just have an open relationship.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Facebook Ad Voice]

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[David Dobrik]

So, okay. So. So then I'm getting paid 60 grand, but I can't spend it at the club, so I don't even know what I'm gonna buy.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you're doing this scenario where you're getting the 60k and your wife's going

[David Dobrik]

fucking everybody, But I'm also fucking everybody because now I make so much money.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Now I'm like, look how. Look how rich I am. And I spend that on going to 11, paying the mortgage on the condo.

[Matt]

My answer is no. Okay, Your answer is 60 grand is also just, like, not enough for you to fuck myself.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, I've kind of figured out why I'm, like, the jealous type.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

I'm, like, insecure.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I. This is a very pivotal moment in my life.

[Matt]

Groundbreaking. This is 30, baby. We're realizing shit.

[David Dobrik]

Well, this is a story I've referenced a lot, but I use it to when I say my relationship with my parents got weird. Have I said that on the pod?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[Matt]

Okay, I'm sure. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, sure. Right? But I also think that's when I developed, like, oh, my God. Like, this can happen when my friend hooked up with the girl I was into.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, this is the first girl I ever had a crush on.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, wait. Go. A little more context. What are you talking about? You're talking about your parents?

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm talking about. Well, there's a lot. There's a lot to unpack there.

[Jason Nash]

But my least favorite word, really? Unpack.

[David Dobrik]

I love it.

[Jason Nash]

I love it.

[David Dobrik]

When you're talking about yourself, I don't like when someone's like, let's unpack that. Yeah, I don't like that.

[Jason Nash]

Let's unpack that. Oh, I hate that. You just misstep. So let's take some time and talk about it.

[David Dobrik]

No, but I think.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, so go ahead, be a little clearer.

[David Dobrik]

There's a girl I was into in high school.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I asked my friend to go with me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Who just so happens to be Alex. Should we get him down to go with you?

[Matt]

Where?

[David Dobrik]

Should we get him down here to

[Matt]

go to her house?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. This is actually good.

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[David Dobrik]

Has Alex has entered the chat.

[Jason Nash]

Let's go.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, guys, my friend is here from my hometown, Al.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Have we ever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Talking nostalgia.

[Jason Nash]

DJ DJ Renfree.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's not good nostalgia. It's trauma nostalgia. Did we ever talk about when you started dating that girl that I liked on the pod?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which one?

[David Dobrik]

The first one.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. I'm sure you've talked about it.

[Facebook Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[LifeLock Ad Voice]

With you,

[Natalie Mariduena]

maybe.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, well, how old were we?

[Natalie Mariduena]

12, 13.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Okay, so we were really. I was saying that, like, I've just now put the pieces together of why I get jealous and I'm insecure in a relationship and I think that's it.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Like, wouldn't that make sense?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, wouldn't that then you one time also connect this to.

[David Dobrik]

No. Yes. Like my relations, my parents.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. No, no. I think that was a very. That was my first, like, traumatic moment as a kid where I experienced, like, loss or like anything like that. Like, in reality, I'm totally fine now about it as I start crying almost. No, but okay, so I think we've talked about it on the pod. So I don't.

[Matt]

Who cares? Just fucking go for it. Break it down.

[Jason Nash]

I just. Go ahead.

[David Dobrik]

You don't remember it I'm sure.

[Jason Nash]

I'm sure we've talked about it, but the important part is that you're having a breakthrough now that I'm doing a different connection to.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, okay, so there was. There was this girl. I really liked her. She was kind of the popular. One of the popular girls, for sure, right? Like the pretty girl. I don't know. Popular girl. And I finally scheduled a day to go hang out with her, which was, like, kind of crazy. And I wasn't like, a guy that, like, was talking to girls, so this is a big deal. And I asked Alex. I was like, alex, can you come with me to help me with this girl? Like, I really like her. Whatever. Then we went. We hung out with her all day. Hung out in her basement, which is like, if you're hanging out in a girl's basement, it's like kind of like in high school. It, like, really turns you on. Like, I can't believe I'm down here. It's like her inner sanctum, that laundry machine. It's like, no, it's like her parents

[Matt]

are like a finished, proper, nice baby.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, because you're, like, separated. Like, the parents don't know her parents are upstairs. You're being dirty little sluts doing nothing but just hanging out. And then we hung this pool table, and then we hung out on the trampoline. And I remember, like, I was sitting on the trampoline and Alex was, like, jumping up and down. I was like, alex, chill. Davy's good at that. And then we left.

[Matt]

Alex

[David Dobrik]

Chotos almost flipped. And then I remember we laughed and I texted her. I was like. I was like, did you. Whatever. What did you think? Or like, I kind of like you, whatever. And then she was like. And she said it pretty. Pretty exact to this. She was like, I think I kind of like your friend Alex.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And she was that direct.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, super direct. And then I was. I think I. I don't know if I even asked her how come or what happened or what, but she was just like, I just, like, really, like an outgoing guy, and he's just, like, super talkative. And you're kind of shy and like, it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Fuck that change.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, fuck you. I was doing it for you. It like, fucking killed me. And I think that was like. And that was like the first moment I, like, I really cried to my dad. And, like, I was, like, sobbing to my dad. And then I remember this was like, at night I was crying. And then the next morning I woke up and I, like, told myself, I was like, I'm Never again will I ever do that. Like, in front of my parents, I was like, fuck it. It freaked me out. It's like, what the fuck? Like, how did I let myself go that much where. I was crying that much. And I think that, like. I think that's.

[Jason Nash]

What did your dad say?

[David Dobrik]

I turned to the doctor. No, he's. My dad was great about it.

[Jason Nash]

He was?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I just. I didn't like that. I didn't get through it. What?

[Jason Nash]

You'll get through it. Everyone, the popsicle.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how I would have. What I think it was that he was so understanding that it freaked me out. I think that's.

[Jason Nash]

This is a wild, wild story.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's explaining so much about you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You're so weird.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I think it was cuz he was like, so. I don't know. I kind of. I can. This isn't. You should never parent your kids this way. But I kind of wish. He kind of threw it away.

[Jason Nash]

Why are you so scared of your emotions?

[David Dobrik]

I don't. I'm not. I'm not. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Why were you so scared of emotions?

[David Dobrik]

He didn't do anything wrong. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Is that weakness?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I used to see it as weakness. I used to be in church and I used to get weirded out by the fact that me and my family all looked alike. I used to say that. I used to tell you this. Right? Yeah. I don't know what it was, but it.

[Jason Nash]

That sounds like a separate issue. Don't deflect.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Stay on topic.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's all part of it. That's all.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. You all look alike. Every family looks alike.

[David Dobrik]

But I think it was like the deep family getting close. Emotional things, like, freaked me out.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, but what does that have to do with you guys looking alike?

[David Dobrik]

That we're family?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, so I see. So maybe because you look alike, you don't have any individuality.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Is that what it is?

[Matt]

I feel like it's more like you're just like, trying to push away your, like.

[David Dobrik]

My roots?

[Matt]

Yeah, your roots.

[David Dobrik]

I think maybe like, I was like, in America, like, he was embarrassed to

[Matt]

be a part of, like, this, like, foreign family.

[Jason Nash]

I see. That's right. I remember that.

[USAA Ad Voice]

I think I was like.

[Jason Nash]

I think I was like, that's good, Nat.

[David Dobrik]

I wanted to be American. They really wanted me to be Slovak. I think it's somewhere in between there. That's like, really Unpacking.

[LifeLock Ad Voice]

I don't.

[Jason Nash]

What about your friend Alex that fucked you over?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[LifeLock Ad Voice]

What?

[David Dobrik]

He did? No, but I genuinely think, like, that's probably a big moment. Nat, would you say.

[Matt]

Yeah, I definitely would say.

[David Dobrik]

I think that is the moment.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you talk to me about it? I don't remember us having any.

[David Dobrik]

Like, no. The first person I dressed it with with was my dad. And then when I literally woke up the next morning, I was like, never again in my life am I doing that. And I think I meant that for, like, everywhere, all around. I was like, let me just chill with this shit. The fuck was that?

[Jason Nash]

And wait, what is your realization today?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I think that that's where like, like Natalie will be, like, so confident in a random person. I've never been cheated on in my life.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

But I just don't. I always expect that. Just kind of weird because that was, like, the same type of pain and I'm always, like, really scared of it because of that situation.

[Jason Nash]

And that's why you get jealous. Is that what we're talking about?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Or like, I'm insecure.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's insecure because he just thinks that, like, a woman's not going to be

[David Dobrik]

loyal to him or she'll go for my friend.

[Matt]

All your super hot friends you have hanging around here, dude,

[David Dobrik]

now I know you want to fuck Alex.

[Matt]

Don't get me started on this.

[David Dobrik]

Really.

[Matt]

David texts me once a week. Really? You should really, you should take a second look at Alex.

[David Dobrik]

Cause she gets, like, super horny. And I'm like, he's right there. I'm like, there's only one always there. There's one other person that's like, same

[Matt]

amount of horny as you.

[David Dobrik]

He's upstairs. Just knock on his door.

[Jason Nash]

You have a horny gauge. You have, like, a meter. A horny meter.

[David Dobrik]

Well, we asked Alex once. It's like, how many shots would it take to hook up with Natalie? And I think this is where it started. What did Alex say?

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[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think I had two. I told Ilya like eight because.

[David Dobrik]

No, and then.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, and then I told you, like, one.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, yeah, I could see this potentially, but yeah, I could see this potential. So I think that's where I connect that too. And I was.

[Matt]

You just want me to move back in here, brother?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, well, yeah, that'd be really sick. But yeah, no, I was really proud of putting all that together.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's good.

[Matt]

I feel like we. I feel like we unpacked that, like, a while ago.

[David Dobrik]

I think we unpacked half of it and I just connected the rest.

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[Jason Nash]

You think you could be in a relationship and not be jealous?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, really.

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[Jason Nash]

the type of person you are, all you've accomplished in your life, you don't have the confidence to be like, oh yeah, I'm me. I'm the shit. I don't ever. I don't ever worry about Naveen cheating ever.

[David Dobrik]

Ever.

[Jason Nash]

And if she did, like I don't

[Matt]

know, figure it out.

[Jason Nash]

You know what I mean?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. That's crazy to me. Why are you like that? Like if you. You've never had a relationship, which is

[Natalie Mariduena]

so fucking crazy, I probably would be pretty paranoid.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't know. And Natalie's like that too. I'm talking to the two most not scared of cheating people in our friend group.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think because they have dated a lot so they, you get over that fear the more you date, I assume.

[Jason Nash]

But if someone's going to cheat on you, it's like that's on them.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's what Natalie Says to Natalie, goes like, well, then that relationship was never for me. And I'm like, that's, like, really strong.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's a great way to look. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, how do you. Like, how can you possibly. That is the healthiest way to look at it, 1,000%. But, like, how did you get there?

[Matt]

Well, because I'm a prize. Like, if you don't want this prize, like, somebody else 1000% want. Wants to be with me, you know? So, like, you were never, like, meant to, I guess, be my, like, if you want to.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, I don't look at it that way. I look at it as, like, I love this person. And, like, this is my person.

[Matt]

I love this person. But someone that loves you would never do that to you.

[David Dobrik]

No, I get that. But also, like, I don't want to have to fucking restart after I'm, like, comfortable with something.

[Matt]

Yeah, that definitely sucks.

[Jason Nash]

I used to be like you. I had. But I've had so many times in my life where I've liked a girl, she didn't like me back, and at one point, I was just like, no more. No fucking more. I will never give someone, man or woman, whatever I'm into, ever.

[David Dobrik]

I knew it. I knew you slept with that guy in New York. I fucking knew it.

[Jason Nash]

Fuck. Damn. I just came out.

[David Dobrik]

If you reference this story in the podcast, there was rumors that Jason had sex with a man in New York. He's been denying it for a really long time.

[Jason Nash]

My best friend.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Oh, is that him?

[Jason Nash]

Brian?

[David Dobrik]

Is that Jeff? Oh, Brian.

[Jason Nash]

No, Jeff's. Oh, Brian.

[David Dobrik]

We called him, right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Brian is his best friend, too.

[David Dobrik]

We asked if you had sex with him. Yeah, but you texted him before, and you were like, brian's Just deny. Wait. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then we had him on the show, and then he called me, and

[David Dobrik]

he's like, you can't use it.

[Jason Nash]

And he's like, you can't use it. And then we got Vincent Marcus to redo it word for word. Oh, that's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

That's funny. That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

And I remember being so stressed about it, like, oh, my God, this is

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

such a good bit.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't really. Anyway, but I just. I refuse to let people have that power over me. No way. No fucking way. It is such wasted energy to be like, you can't control what someone's gonna do. So it's just like, that's another person. And it's just like, you have to just be like, okay, there's no fucking way. No, it's Just the worst place to put yourself in. Like, if I remember pining after girls when I was younger, like, oh my God, I can't believe she doesn't like me.

[David Dobrik]

But is that like, what if I bring her flower? Is that when you're crushing or when you're in a relationship?

[Jason Nash]

Both.

[David Dobrik]

Both.

[Jason Nash]

You're in a relationship and you're like, oh, come on, would you like me too? And it's just fucking turning the girl off the more you try. No, you know what I mean?

[David Dobrik]

I've heard and I appreciate. And I also dish out to people. Like, I say the same thing. Like, if they're not. If they're not giving you any time, it's like, that's like everybody. Anybody can make time for anybody they love. Like, period. And if they're not giving you the time, what are you doing? It's easy to dish out, but it's like, it's harder to like, live it.

[Jason Nash]

Do you ever think about getting a girlfriend?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But do you think you're damned with no girlfriend after you stole that girl from me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe. Maybe that's what it is.

[David Dobrik]

Holy shit.

[Jason Nash]

I. I find it odd that there's like a lot of people in like, your age that like, don't have girlfriends that don't have boyfriends.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How fucking common it is here.

[David Dobrik]

Well, in la.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But like everyone in our hometown.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh my God. Yeah. If you're not with somebody, like your forever person by the time you're 28, like, you're a weirdo.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And how is dating going?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not great.

[David Dobrik]

Alice just waits for me to hook up with someone and then he goes, I like her.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're going on a date this week, right?

[David Dobrik]

Dave, she is mine now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. She's still doing it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I mean, it's fucking old. Still going for the same old habits tale. As old as time. Old habits die hard.

[Jason Nash]

Why don't you two just be together?

[David Dobrik]

Honestly, we may have to at this point, but. Yeah. Well, that's something I figured out. I don't know. I'm telling you, dating is tough. And Natalie and Alex will soon find out that they are the perfect match for each other.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You gotta start dating Natalie. And then that's how I get in.

[David Dobrik]

Especially with the both of you. As much as I look you up.

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[Jason Nash]

You guys aren't all fucking each other and you haven't told me, right?

[Matt]

I wish. Jay, kick it.

[David Dobrik]

We were talking about that actually yesterday.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because our friend John's brother.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Had sex with someone. Like in Reggie. Had sex with someone, like, in whatever, had sex with a guy in one of our rooms.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, that's so cool. Like, could you imagine if we were all gay, Me, John, Alex, who live together, and we're, like, done playing cod. Every time we're done playing code, we come, we meet in the living room and, like, debrief.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We walk out of our rooms and there's a middle living room between all our rooms. And we all come and sit down on the couch and we talk about what we could have done better during Call of Duty. It's really fun.

[Guest/Additional Speaker]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm like, just imagine in that moment, after we're done talking, we're like, okay, time to make each other come. Oh, this is why. This is why. Because. Because Reggie said you could debrief while you're fucking. Because Reggie said when he hooked up with the guy, they, like, took turns giving each other blowjobs.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm like, that's so crazy. Like, being gay is like. It's literally like you know exactly what the guy wants, and you guys just do it flip flop and then go on your way and just do it midday. It's like. It's the same as, like, jerking off. It's really, really funny. I don't know. So, like, if there's any.

[Matt]

Maybe you should unpack that.

[David Dobrik]

No, I can't. I'm not. I'm not gay. But I just. I do admire. I do admire the lifestyle.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm very jealous that you just get

[Matt]

a girlfriend, you know?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But you can't. Like, I'm talking about fucking the bros. I'm not talking about, like, having sex with a girl. It's completely different. And there's no, like, I'm not gonna get jealous after I give John a hand job. Like, I'm not gonna be like, oh, who you meeting up with now? Do you know what I mean?

[Jason Nash]

It was funny yesterday, you. You put on that cologne, you go, give me the perfume. And I go, it's cologne. And then Taylor and Nat go, no, it's perfume. It's Chocolate by Sabrina Carpenter. And I was like, what? And I'm in the front seat with you, and, like, I start smelling it, and I'm like, that is perfume.

[David Dobrik]

Well, it is perfume.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it is perfume. But I don't know, I just, like, it's odd that you put on Chocolate by Sabrina Car.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't have any perfume with me, and I was like, this is the nearest thing I had.

[Jason Nash]

But it's. It's for. It's a female smell.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but I, I, I, I felt like I wasn't smelling the best, so I was like, I need to put perfume on or like anything. If it was cologne, I would have been, can I have a cologne?

[Jason Nash]

Sure, sure. No, I know, but I just wouldn't grab if Grab perfume.

[David Dobrik]

We were in the car, there was nothing else to grab.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, you'd rather smell bad?

[Jason Nash]

I would just smell. Yeah. I would just be without perfume.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

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[Jason Nash]

I don't you think that's weird, Al?

[David Dobrik]

No, I always apply.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I smell good. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Always What?

[Jason Nash]

It's like, you'd rather smell like. Like you have perfume on.

[David Dobrik]

That's like the most weirdest masculine thing I've ever heard you say.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think it's like something I would expect.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Familia.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like what?

[Jason Nash]

From me?

[David Dobrik]

Perfume? Yeah, definitely. You should smell like fucking flowers of her body.

[Jason Nash]

Ilya said it. You would respect it. But if I say it, you don't. Is that what you just said?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I would expect it from.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, expect.

[David Dobrik]

No, If Ilya said it would be like, oh, he's a douchebag. Like, obviously saying, oh.

[Jason Nash]

But it's like, no, I would, I would be self conscious that I was smelling like Sabrina Carpenter. What? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Someone's gonna feel like most guys would

[Natalie Mariduena]

actually agree with Jay.

[David Dobrik]

What? Someone's gonna go, you smell like flowers. That's such a better compliment. Then you smell like.

[Jason Nash]

Guys, this is a crazy break, this.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, you're definitely on my side for this. Please.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't. Don't poison her. Let her come up with her own thing.

[David Dobrik]

She's a woman. I know she's gonna say, let her be.

[Jason Nash]

Let her say her own thing. Let her use her.

[David Dobrik]

So sexy.

[Matt]

David's right.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you.

[Jason Nash]

Ah, bullshit.

[Matt]

It's his birthday, Jay.

[David Dobrik]

We gotta let him be my birthday week. What'd you guys get me?

[Jason Nash]

I got you something. And I'm, like, afraid to give it to you because it's not very good.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, give it to me on camera, though, because I'm making, like, a little birthday vlog.

[Matt]

It's gonna be a montage.

[David Dobrik]

Mike gave me a birthday gift two days early. I was so weird.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So weird.

[David Dobrik]

It was so funny too. It was such a good gift. Have you seen it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What was it?

[David Dobrik]

I was so pissed. I. I want to show you guys on camera so I get your reaction. I was like, why did you just hand this to me? This is so great.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe he didn't want to be filmed.

[David Dobrik]

No, I don't. I just don't think he thought it was, like, that good. But, like, that's exactly the type of things that I find, like, really funny. So pissed. I'm gonna. I'll show you guys, but on camera. You won't think it's great, but, like, I thought it was great because it has something to do with what we do, but would you guys get me. Who do you think here has the best gift? And if you didn't get me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I think I'm second, but mine's coming pretty.

[Matt]

Wow. Did everybody get you gifts?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's kind of weird no one talked. Like, we never get you anything.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, well, I think. I think it's my 30th.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's because it's 30th.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, now what'd you get me?

[Matt]

My gift will be arriving today.

[David Dobrik]

Is it thoughtful?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is it expensive?

[Matt]

Don't say. I'm obviously not gonna say anything, but she's saying yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. I really like thoughtful gifts, but obviously love expensive gifts.

[Jason Nash]

You know what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know, mine's gonna be thoughtful.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

I wrote you a card.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, it's. Wait, it's coming today?

[Matt]

It's coming today.

[David Dobrik]

Like. Like, today. Like, we have to film it today.

[Matt]

I receive your gift today.

[Jason Nash]

Coming today. Like, with four wheels and a steering wheel. Yeah, and a spoiler.

[Matt]

No, no, no, don't.

[David Dobrik]

Is it stuck in traffic right now? Oh, so I. I open it today. Oh, can I record it? Yeah, for the vlog. Will scan be here?

[Matt]

I mean, scan will be here all day, but, yeah, I told him that it's coming at a certain time.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Blindfolded.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, we'll blindfold you.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God, I love it. I'm so excited.

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[David Dobrik]

Okay, well, guys, tune in to next week's pod. Guys, do you guys want to see a full birthday vlog? Sounds like a stupid question.

[Matt]

Of course they do, bro.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Sick.

[David Dobrik]

I just. I. We don't film a lot on my birthday, so I just want to make sure that, like, I don't know why

[Jason Nash]

you wouldn't do that.

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[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I guess. I guess I'll just film throughout the whole birthday.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, get, like, little moments of, like, Tay setting up Nat figuring out

[David Dobrik]

I'll start filming earlier.

[Jason Nash]

Like, the thing you lost for the business vlog.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, get that. Well, guys, leave a comment down below of who you think is gonna have the best gift for me. Do remark.

[Jason Nash]

I gotta go to the store.

[David Dobrik]

I'm kidding.

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[Matt]

Store.

[Jason Nash]

I don't have to empty out my fucking bank account.

[David Dobrik]

Remember when. Remember when Ilya and I had this thing? Ilya told me, he's like, we should start getting each other nice gifts for our birthdays.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I got him a watch. And then my birthday came around. He's like, I thought we called that off. I was like, regardless, you still owe me one. So pissed. All right, guys. Well, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening and we'll see you for the next one when I'm 30. This is my last podcast as a 29 year old. Get ready for serious thoughts after.

[Jason Nash]

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear David.

[David Dobrik]

Happy birthday. Bye.

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