Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos
Release Date: June 26, 2025

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1. Navigating Technology and Social Media

David and Jason kick off the episode by humorously discussing the challenges Jason faces with modern technology. David shares his frustration with helping Jason navigate Snapchat, highlighting the generational gap despite Jason's youthful endeavors in editing and uploading content.

• David (02:02): "He's still true to his age. How do you balance the two of being so old? It's difficult and so innovative."
• Jason (02:17): "I don't have Ross Smith to help me upload."

The conversation emphasizes the often-overlooked difficulties older generations encounter with rapidly evolving social media platforms, even when they're actively involved in content creation.

2. Setting Up and Wingmanning Experiences

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the dynamics of wingmanning—assisting friends in meeting potential romantic interests. David recounts an attempt to set Jason up with a girl named Natalie via Snapchat, illustrating the awkwardness and uncertainties inherent in digital matchmaking.

• David (05:00): "I told him to turn the ringer on... It's not supposed to be ringing. Do you think you hit the button and it goes ding, ding, ding?"
• Natalie (07:29): "I just wanted to stand on the table and dance and, like, get drunk."

The trio delves into the intricacies of successfully acting as a wingman, debating its effectiveness and sharing personal anecdotes about what works and what doesn't in both digital and real-life settings.

3. Travel Tales: From San Tropez to Naples

Natalie shares her experiences from a trip to Saint Tropez, contrasting it with David's less enthusiastic adventures in Naples. The hosts discuss the differing vacation styles between the wealthy elite and their own, highlighting how environment and expectations shape travel experiences.

• David (09:06): "I find that so fun and amusing. And Naples was like the perfect place for it."
• Natalie (08:07): "It was the highlight of the entire trip. I had the best time in Sand Tropez."

The narrative sheds light on the contrast between meticulously planned itineraries of affluent travelers and the spontaneous, albeit sometimes chaotic, adventures of the hosts.

4. Understanding 'Riz' and Personal Charisma

The concept of "Riz," referring to charisma or charm, is explored in-depth. Natalie compliments Jason on his innate ability to engage in conversations, while David reflects on his own challenges in understanding what makes him attractive to others.

• Natalie (25:00): "You're able to talk to any person and, like, really rope them into a conversation."
• David (23:00): "I think it’s kind of what sets so low in LA... I am just a normal person."

This segment delves into personal attributes that contribute to social interactions, emphasizing the subjective nature of charisma and how it varies among individuals.

5. Guest Appearance: Ilya’s Encounter with Law Enforcement

The episode features a guest appearance by Ilya, who shares his experience of being pulled over in a Lamborghini without insurance. His story highlights the privileges and unexpected interactions that come with fame.

• Ilya (31:06): "I had court yesterday... I felt like a superhero."
• David (32:00): "If I got pulled over, I feel like I'd make it my personality for like three weeks."

Ilya’s anecdote provides a glimpse into the complexities of dealing with legal issues under the scrutiny of public recognition, adding depth to the hosts' discussions on fame and its repercussions.

6. Exclusive Perks and Luxury Experiences

The hosts discuss various perks associated with celebrity status and high-end services. David describes his lavish experience with Delta One, highlighting the exceptional service and exclusive access that come with premium travel.

• David (40:14): "It's like a private TSA... incredible chefs, really top-notch food."
• Jason (37:16): "I got re up for a second year and it's really cool."

These stories not only entertain but also showcase the tangible benefits that influencers and celebrities can leverage, reinforcing the allure of luxury experiences.

7. Light-Hearted Banter and Humor

Throughout the episode, David, Jason, and Natalie engage in playful and humorous exchanges, particularly focusing on teasing about personal appearances and behaviors.

• David (43:37): "Do you purposely wear like shirts for your nipples to come out?"
• Natalie (44:11): "I just don't... I hate wearing bras. That's the problem."

Such moments add a relatable and entertaining layer to the podcast, balancing the more serious discussions with laughter and camaraderie.

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Conclusion

In Dinner Next to Jeff Bezos, David Dobrik and Jason Nash, along with guest Natalie, offer listeners an unfiltered glimpse into their lives, blending personal stories with humorous insights. From navigating the pitfalls of social media and wingmanning to sharing extravagant travel tales and luxury perks, the episode encapsulates the dynamic and often chaotic world of these YouTube superstars. Interwoven with light-hearted banter and candid reflections, the conversation remains engaging and relatable, making it a compelling listen for both fans and newcomers alike.

Notable Quotes:

• David (05:00): "I really wanted to play the part of wingman."
• Natalie (14:32): "Coming from a middle class family and then going and like experiencing a vacation with very wealthy like 1% people..."
• Ilya (31:06): "I felt like a fucking superhero."
• David (43:37): "Do you purposely wear like shirts for your nipples to come out?"

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Timestamp Highlights:

• 02:02 – Discussion on Jason’s struggle with Snapchat.
• 05:00 – David narrates attempting to set Jason up via Snapchat.
• 09:06 – Natalie describes her enjoyable trip to San Tropez.
• 23:00 – Exploration of personal charisma and Riz.
• 31:06 – Ilya shares his experience with law enforcement.
• 40:14 – David details his Delta One luxury travel.
• 43:37 – Playful banter about personal appearances.

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This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, memorable anecdotes, and the hosts' signature humor, ensuring that even those who haven't listened can appreciate the depth and entertainment value of the conversation.

Transcript

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[David]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views.

[Natalie]

I'm back, motherfuckers.

[David]

Natalie is back. She came into my room. She goes, we have a lot to fucking talk about in this pod, bitch. Get ready. She goes, you'll probably cut it all out, but I'm going to say it anyways, so I don't really cut much stuff out, so I don't know.

[Jason]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[David]

Jake.

[Jason]

I was going to the comments on the last video.

[David]

Jake, can I say something?

[Jason]

What?

[David]

You can't use your phone while we're podcasting. I had to add Jason on Snapchat the other day, like into a group chat because I wanted to, like, send him a video and on snap. And, dude, I was fucking losing my shit explaining to him how to turn the volume on this dude. So I know we joke about how fudgeing old he is. It's a, it's a miracle that this man edits our pod, has uploaded YouTube videos. He does such youthful things, but for some reason, when you watch him operate a phone, it is, it's still, it is. He's still true to his age. Like, how is he in such like a, like a forward thinking medium? Imagine you being still so behind at the same time. How are, how do you balance the two of being so old? It's difficult and so innovative.

[Natalie]

It's a chasm.

[Jason]

Yeah, you should have seen me today. I had a, I had a phone call and they were like, my company was like, can you share your page with us so we can see? And it took me like 10, 15 minutes and they started to panic and I was like, I, I, I don't know. They're like down below the three dots.

[David]

Yeah, it's, yeah, it's interesting because, like, you upload and you do all that yourself. It's, you're not like Ross Smith and his grandma, like, Right. Ross Smith's grandma, I assume, doesn't upload anything herself.

[Jason]

But I don't have Ross Smith to help me upload.

[David]

No, I know, but you do it all yourself.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And for some reason, there's just things that you still can't get done. Like, I don't know, enlarge a picture or like the goofiest. Like things that you would learn at the Apple Store when they had the senior sitting there, like figuring out the.

[Jason]

Two o' clock lessons that my mom signs up for.

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

This is how you open the MacBook.

[David]

That's still what you need, which is so bizarre. Um, but whatever. Sorry.

[Jason]

No, no. And that. And you actually solved that problem for Snapchat. Because I swear to God, for the last year, I would go into Snapchat and upload, and I'd be like, naveen, the sound's not working.

[David]

Yeah, you just have to turn your ringer on.

[Jason]

You have to turn your ringer on.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David]

And I told him to turn the ringer on. And he responds, it's not ringing.

[Jason]

And I'm like, I thought you were gonna call me.

[David]

And I'm like, I thought you were gonna call me.

[Jason]

I thought you were trying to call.

[David]

Me because on Snapchat, your ringer has to be on for the audio to work.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

And then he said, it's not ringing. And I was like, what the fuck are you saying? It's not ringing. You're not. It's not supposed to be ringing. You're just supposed to be hearing volume. Do you think you hit the button and it goes ding, ding, ding? Yeah. So helping Jason walk through that is fucking very, very frustrating. But okay, back to you, Natalie.

[Natalie]

Yeah. No, and I just thought it was funny how, like. Because I knew. I knew that the opening line, like, I knew what the intro was going.

[David]

To be before, like, what's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Congratulations. Natalie's not here.

[Natalie]

Natalie's gone.

[David]

You found the one episode without her.

[Jason]

Yeah, I was going to title it Natalie Free Episode.

[David]

We put it behind a paywall.

[Jason]

It spikes because it's so exciting.

[David]

Like, $800,000 off one episode. Spikes. Spotify calls us. That was $100 million for six months sound.

[Jason]

I don't know that people have grapes. You know, I love having grapes.

[David]

I feel bad when talking shit about you.

[Natalie]

Oh, please.

[David]

No, I do, because I genuinely like you.

[Jason]

You said nice things. Actually, you said.

[David]

I backed it right up.

[Jason]

You said Natalie. You said Natalie Free Episode. And then you go, but I actually love having Natalie Here.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah, you did. It was about half an hour.

[David]

I caught myself saying something so weird the other day I was in London and fuck, it's so gross. I remember when I said it, I wanted to correct myself in the moment. I was with this guy and he was like, do you have any girls to like set me up with that I can like, date? I was like, yeah, actually I have like the perfect girl. And it was Natalie. Natalie was in Cannes while I was in London. So I was like, just fucking DM her. And he's like, is she a good person? And I said, and this is going to sound so basic of what I just said, but it's so gross coming out of my mouth talking about Natalie. I was like, yeah, she's a really good girl.

[Natalie]

That's what I said.

[David]

And as I said it, I like convulsed. Like even now it took a little bit out of me. Like, I literally. I didn't want to show him that. Like, that was a tough thing for me to say because I really wanted to play the part of wingman.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

So I was fucking trying my best, but that was like a thing that was really tough.

[Natalie]

The guy, this, this guy DM'd me or whatever. And David. I wasn't actively checking my DMs. David's like, Check your DMs.

[David]

Whatever.

[Natalie]

Was like, respond to this guy. He's really cute and whatever.

[David]

And then I don't know what did he DM you? Read it? Because I thought it was actually pretty smooth.

[Natalie]

He messaged me. He just said, would you date me?

[Jason]

Whoa, you like that, David? You like that? Jumping out like that? Being forward.

[David]

I messaged her that. Oh.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

So.

[David]

So I was just like, just gimme your phone, I'll dm her. So I said, hey, would you date me? I was gonna say something else under it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But it fucking blocked me. Cause Natalie has a setting on where you can only send one message.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then you're screwed. Which actually you should probably fix now. Maybe that's not why you're.

[Natalie]

That's definitely not true. People DM me all the time.

[David]

Like, well, it wasn't working for him. And then what did he say?

[Natalie]

And well then I said, hahaha, that's one way to slide in. Smiley face.

[David]

Which was like. I was like, dude, she's so horny. You can tell like just from that dm. I was like, this is go time for this guy.

[Natalie]

That's what you were saying on the.

[David]

Yeah, I was like hyping him up he's like. He's like. He's like, but I just, like, want to date a girl. And I'm like, yeah, no, totally, you can date this girl. Like, if you just want a casual hookup, she would love that. It's working all angles here. I was like, whatever you want to do.

[Jason]

They're like, give me the phone, let me talk to her.

[Natalie]

And then he goes, look, I really don't have time to do this small talk stuff. How about you take my number and we FaceTime tomorrow when I'm sober? Then if all goes well, I can fly to L. A next week. Whoa.

[David]

I thought that was amazing.

[Natalie]

Is. It is amazing.

[David]

I thought that was so smooth when he said it, I was genuinely floored. He showed me, and I was like, that's the exact way you should talk to a girl, in my opinion.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

Because it's like, Right. It's pretty aggressive, but it's also like, come on, we're fudgeing adults. Let's do one facetime, get to it if shit's weird, if it's not vibing.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Then we'll move on. Maybe not fly to L. A. I think that's like, a little. That's a big leap.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But, like, I think getting on a FaceTime instead of going back and forth on the DMs is fucking incredible. And just being like, let me FaceTime you tomorrow, I think is so cool.

[Jason]

Yeah. That's the way to do it.

[David]

Yeah. So I think he crushed it. And did you respond to that, or did you just give up after that?

[Natalie]

I did not respond after.

[David]

Oh, my God. Were you getting that much? Were you getting that much dick in San Tray? Wait, was it like that?

[Natalie]

No. Well, actually, it was funny, like. Well, it's okay. So in hindsight, I was, like, begging David to go to San Tropez with me after Cannes, and in hindsight, I.

[David]

Would have hated it.

[Natalie]

You would have hated it?

[David]

I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.

[Jason]

I.

[Natalie]

He just wouldn't. Because David doesn't, like, do things during the day.

[David]

I don't. Yeah. I don't enjoy things.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Like, he's just like. I mean, I.

[David]

If there's things to enjoy, I'm out.

[Natalie]

I had an amazing time. Like, we met up with some of our friends that were from la, were there, that have a home there, and go and, like, have everything set up. Every restaurant, every everything. And I had the greatest time. And they conveniently, one of the brothers was 21, which is my sister's Age. And the other brother was 33, who was perfect for me.

[David]

Whoa, that's crazy.

[Natalie]

Crazy. And they were weird.

[David]

Like a little, like a perfect little gang bang.

[Natalie]

It was crazy. So we ended up. And then our friends are. Are a couple that we met up with. So it was like really funny. Like we were all just kind of like coupled up like all weekend.

[David]

Okay, so I would have killed the vibe.

[Natalie]

Yeah, definitely would have been weird.

[David]

Okay, but is it like.

[Jason]

Oh yeah, you. You killed that dinner in Italy. You went to the nicest restaurant once.

[David]

Oh my God.

[Jason]

And you put it right in the toilet.

[David]

Oh, that was. That was.

[Natalie]

I almost swung at you at that dinner.

[Jason]

It was. We were literally at the nicestly.

[David]

Kill the vibe there. I don't know.

[Jason]

Well, we got to order and get out of here.

[David]

We.

[Natalie]

No, no, no, no.

[David]

It was in Naples. Somebody was.

[Natalie]

Ilya was in Naples.

[David]

Ilya was in Naples texting me.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And he's like, you gotta get down here. The highest six in the world are here. And I was getting like. I was like, what?

[Natalie]

And we are one of the top five restaurants in the world.

[David]

He's like, I'm not kidding, Dave. I don't say this often. You gotta get down here immediately.

[Jason]

And you took a two hour car ride to Naples?

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

To chase Ilya. And then we ended.

[David]

We were in Positano.

[Natalie]

Well, we all had to go back there eventually, but David couldn't sit there at dinner for one hour for us to finish the dinner so then we could all go together.

[David]

Because it was cutting into. Because it was a two hour drive and it was going to cut into time.

[Jason]

Cutting in your time.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

No, it wasn't horror time. I just wanted to go. And Naples was the best time because actually I've heard a lot of bad things about Naples, but for some reason it was one of my favorite times ever. Like, no one spoke a lick of English. And do you know how fun that is? Like when you're just going to a club and like. And it's so fun. Like everybody, every door is turning you away. I mean, I love being turned away. This is like why I started going to fraternities and colleges. Like, it's. There's something so like incredible about being like, about like especially a foreign man telling you to just stop, get away. I find that so fun and amusing. And Naples was like the perfect place for it. So like. Cuz it's. It's all about the hunt. It's like, are we going to get into this club? And then every club Seems good. Like, it doesn't. You're not like, you're not like in la where there's like seven things going on and you have access to every club. This is like, we'll take fucking anything. Just give us like a. Like a sip of vodka. Anything off the fucking streets. Yeah, so like, that's what makes it so fun. It was like such a chase to find a good night. I was just me and Ilya, like, no one could understand what we were saying.

[Natalie]

Getting rejected.

[David]

Getting rejected. And we finally found a club and we danced our ass off. It was like we met like these like three Italian girls didn't understand us. We were using translating apps. It was so fun.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Yeah. That is so like. Yeah, no. And yes.

[Natalie]

You're happy that you our dinner over.

[David]

Yeah, I was very pissy at dinner, cuz I was like, we got to get the out. Very pissy. I will say very pissy.

[Natalie]

Beyonce was at the dinner like 30 minutes before.

[Jason]

Yeah, but like Bezos's yacht. We were looking at it.

[David]

Bezos was parked right outside the dinner spot. Yeah, but I'm like this thing.

[Natalie]

Impossible to get a reservation.

[David]

Yeah, but that's. But I don't know. See, that's why I don't like that kind of stuff. I do like it, like when it turns into like a fun nightly shindig. But positano, especially in Italy, it's just not my thing.

[Natalie]

But that's okay. You don't have to just like ruin everybody else's time.

[David]

No, for sure, for sure, for sure. I was just. I was just. I was just saying.

[Natalie]

I was like. That was like, probably like the highlight of the entire trip. I was like, we finally got.

[David]

Yeah, but I left this place, so that's good. Like, I recognize that I'm our car.

[Natalie]

So that you could go party in my car.

[David]

You guys were driving in my car, so. Yes, I took it earlier.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah, you did. You left us. It's funny, I was talking to your roommates when you were gone. You know, John was like so nice. When Dave is gone, you know, we can all relax. Everybody's just chill.

[David]

Yeah. Wait, what does that to do with what we're talking about?

[Natalie]

You ruined everyone's time.

[David]

That's funny.

[Natalie]

It's a little stressful, but it was. It was like. It was the perfect weekend. Like, I had the best time in Sand Tropez.

[David]

Yeah, you were like on a nice boat. People were DMing me. They're like, how did Natalie get on this boat? And I kept responding like she's fucking the captain. I was telling her, I don't know, but yeah.

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[David]

Your sister was getting it on and in can, though, was she? Yeah, she. I don't want to say his name, but she, you know.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David]

She's.

[Natalie]

I mean, I actually didn't see she.

[David]

Found a good one.

[Natalie]

She did, really? Yeah.

[David]

She's kind of like a hot commodity when we go out.

[Natalie]

Well, because she. She, like. She's really good. She's like the opposite of me when it comes to, like, approaching men or just people in general. Like, she's very extroverted. Can talk to a wall.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And, like, we'll talk if she.

[David]

That's actually a really funny way to describe her. She can talk to a wall.

[Jason]

Really. Just keeps talking.

[David]

And there. No, I quite literally mean wall. Like, I feel like there is a chance that one day I will walk into Natalie's house and she will be facing the wall, communicating. Natalie, sister, where are you from?

[Natalie]

Literally. Literally.

[Jason]

That's the light switch.

[David]

You're so tall.

[Natalie]

I don't know how she does it, but she does, and it works for her.

[David]

Yeah. And she'll, like, we'll be like, out. And she'll be like, that guy's really cute. I have to go talk to him. And then without missing a beat.

[Jason]

And that's good quality.

[David]

Incredible. Incredible. Walks right over.

[Jason]

Unbelievable.

[David]

And it's and you can say nothing to her to make it awkward. Yeah, that's why she's so good at it. Like the guy could be like not interested, she won't take any offense to it. Or he can just be a complete idiot and not know how to conversate and she'll just carry on entire conversation.

[Jason]

You have a booger on the side of your nose. That's fine.

[David]

You have a booger on the side of your nose. But yeah, no, I. Kudos to her. She's. She's really, really good at it. And she's like, just keep hyping her up. She's beautiful.

[Natalie]

One thing that I thought was kind of interesting on my trip and I don't know if like you guys have experienced this, but coming from like a middle class family and then going and like experiencing a vacation with very wealthy like 1% people, the way that they approach vacation and the way that like my family approaches vacation, like we go like we go to Costa Rica and every day is jam packed itinerary. We have to make the most out of that time because like we might not ever go back.

[Jason]

Sure.

[Natalie]

You know, but like these people, they will probably go back, you know, so they're just like chilling. They're like, oh yeah, we'll go here, maybe we'll do that. It's just like, it's like a totally different experience and like tempo.

[David]

Yeah, I met some people in, in London. They were Saudi people. So like, like a lot of Saudi people in Europe travel in the most interesting, bizarre way. And I've had enough of it. I had to get to the bottom of it. I was like, I was like, I'm just going to ask all the questions. I'm going to go, where does this money come from? How are you guys always like, like from a couple Saudi people, I've heard like they kind of all travel together. Yeah, like not together, but it's like, it's like, you know, like billionaires have a schedule. Like it's like the F1 races. Like there's always like a curriculum of where. Like, like when Natalie went to Saint Tropez and I was like, should I go to central pay? Five people were like, oh, it's not the time to go to central pay. You have to go in a month, you go later. So like there's schedules for all this shit. Even though not only had the best time in central pay, we wouldn't know the difference. Yeah, but yeah, no, I was just like, I was, I was talking to some Saudi people and about like, okay, so they go to Saint Tropez. Like, what do you do? And they're like, well, we stay on my father's boat.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then I'll go have breakfast. I always go to the same crepe. Crap, crepe place. And then I'll go do. I'll go do Pilates.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And I'm like, what do you mean you go do Pilates?

[Jason]

Like.

[David]

Like, if I'm on vacation somewhere, I can't just find a Pilates place for some reason that's, like, so hard for me to compute. Like, so, like. So you've basically, like, moved there for, like, the time you're there. Like, you know, it's so. Well, that it's like visiting your hometown.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And I think that's so interesting.

[Jason]

For, like, a week.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So every week. Every year. A week. Every year.

[David]

Every. No, not even for a week. Like, this. This girl will stay there maybe for, like, two, three weeks.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

But it's so interesting because it's just like. It's just like, this is what I do when I'm here. And then after I go to Paris and then I'm there, I'm in Paris for three weeks, and I do this, this, and this. It's just such interesting schedules. And every place, they make it sound like it's home. And they know exactly what they're doing and they.

[Jason]

Do these people have jobs? Do they work as well, or.

[David]

No, I don't know.

[Jason]

Probably not.

[David]

I don't know how. I don't know how. Like, I was trying to ask about, like. So are you royal family and every. Everyone's royal family adjacent that I've spoken to, especially in London, was somewhat adjacent to the royal family. But I think the royal family is pretty big. I don't really know how it works.

[Natalie]

When I was away in Saint Tropez, I went out to the club with these friends, and I always.

[David]

Sorry, were there hot chicks in Saint Tropez?

[Natalie]

Yes, of course.

[David]

Like my type.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

What's your type?

[David]

Five for two. Latina. I always say the same thing. I don't even really mean it. I just mean, like.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[David]

Short, dark and handsome. That's my type. That's really funny. You met?

[Natalie]

No, I was out at the club, and I was with a mix of guy and girlfriends. And I always think it's funny to compare. Cause most of the time I'm with David at the club. And, like, that experience is very much like, you know, David's.

[David]

Okay, what's going on? Here. God of fun, where are you? Tell me this is a better time.

[Natalie]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying it's a better time. I actually was. I was going to. I was laughing because one of my girlfriend's boyfriend was like, any guy you see in here, if you want him, just let me know. I want to. I'm going to wingman the out of you. Whatever. They were, like, trying to get me to, like, go talk, and I didn't care to go. I just wanted to, like, stand on the table and dance and, like, get drunk. And I thought it was so funny because that is like, this. I'm like, oh, God. Like, literally all men are just programmed the same way because David is the same way. When we go out, he's like, where's the guy you want to talk to? Let me set you up, Nelly. And I'm like, I just want to stand here by myself. But, like, all men are, like, going to the club to, like, find a woman or whatever. Not all men, but you know what I mean? It was really funny because you weren't there, and I was still having the same experience of someone trying to set me up. It was so funny.

[David]

It's easier to wingman a girl, and it's like, it's not even wingmanning because you just go to a guy and you go, her. And the guy will go, go. Okay. Yeah. So there's. There is no. Yeah. There is no tough part about wingmanning a guy. But what I have found recently that now I've just, like, drawn the line on that this doesn't exist, is, like, guys being wingman. Like, when someone's like, I want to be your wingman, that's like, another guy.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

I think it's impossible. I think you've just made it more difficult for me to talk to this girl. Because you're going over there.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

You're going to have a conversation as the wingman. It kind of almost. Unless you have some, like, crazy way of going around about it. But, like, it's almost like you're having the better conversation.

[Jason]

Right. You're the lead. You're the one that had the balls.

[David]

To come up and talk, and you're. You're talking to this girl in a way that's not. Like, you're not coming on to her, so it's already a lot more attractive.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. Like you.

[Natalie]

You're true.

[David]

It's like. And you're setting me up and being like, this guy that's coming next is gonna try to Come on to you.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

So it's like, I just don't think there's a win in wingmanning. I think, like, a letter of recommendation after, like, you know, if I walk away from talking to a girl and then Natalie turns her back, he's really cool. Like, maybe. But, like, the whole, like, let me wingman you. And, like, let me, like.

[Jason]

I think maybe you could do that. Maybe you could start doing that.

[David]

No. And I always say it's this stupid. Like, you know what everyone says? This is like. It's like a. It's like saying hello. In clubs, people love saying they're good wingman. It's just like a frat thing to say. I say it, too. I say it all the time.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

I've never wingmanned a man in my life successfully. Every time, for some reason, I'm with another guy and he's looking for a girl, I'm like, dude, I'm the best wingman. Like, all of a sudden, I fucking put on my captain's hat. Like, I've been doing this shit since grade 5. I have no fudgeing idea what I'm doing. And 1000% I'm making it a lot rougher for the guy. So.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I just think it's hard to be wingman by someone of the same. Like, I feel the same way about, like, one of my hot girlfriends are out, and they're like, nah, we're going to find boy tonight. And I'm like, no, you're gonna go talk to him, and they're gonna see your big tits, and he's gonna want to talk to you. You know, like, it's not gonna. It's not gonna get translated over to me.

[David]

Yeah. Or like, if I'm out with Noah, Noah, let me wingman you. I'm like, go fuck yourself. You stay far away from that woman. You go over. You can wingman me by going on the other side of the club and sitting your ass down.

[Jason]

But what happens when you're in the club with Noah back? Do they just know it?

[David]

Noah doesn't. Like, I'm trying to think of, like, times I've. I think more of, like, when we're out.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like nine times out of ten.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Girls going to go for Noah. But he. He's not really, like. He's not really all about. He'll, like, entertain it.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

But he's, like, not, like, I don't.

[Jason]

Know, looking for that.

[David]

He's not really looking for that. I don't know. But it is.

[Jason]

It is like, it's so funny.

[David]

Yeah. I'm not looking to be in a relationship when I'm out with Noah.

[Jason]

Who else. Who else has. Sorry, I'm using this word, Riz, that you've seen.

[David]

Who has, like, really, like.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Who's really good at talking to girls.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I mean, like, this is. I don't even want to admit this.

[David]

Oh, my God. You're gonna say Harry Jossy.

[Natalie]

No, no, no. Harry Jossy. No. Faze Banks.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

Ricky Banks has, like, really good wrist.

[David]

Yeah, he is good at it.

[Natalie]

Like, he pulls first of all, the hottest girls in la.

[David]

Oh, my God, dude, you're gonna fuck. He's gonna be so excited to hear this. You just gave it to him.

[Natalie]

He's always so smooth.

[Jason]

He's always so SM sweet.

[Natalie]

And he's so sweet. Like, he. You look at him from the outside and you're like Loki. You're like.

[David]

That's his whole shtick.

[Natalie]

No, I know.

[David]

And it obviously so good. Yes, I know, I know, I know. It's like every. What's the saying? Like, everybody wants a bad boy to be good for them, and then everyone wants a good girl to be bad for them. He is the definition of that boy.

[Natalie]

Is in the dictionary wherever that.

[David]

Yeah, he is a bad boy. But then he's just. He's like a little like anime character. When you start talking to him, he's like, I love you. He'll love bomb you. But. But you're aware that he's love bombing you.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And he's very open about it. Super transparent.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, you know, he'll. He'll tell you. You're the only one but says that to you.

[Natalie]

No, I don't even think he tells girls that. They're only like, they. Everyone's fully aware that there are multiple.

[David]

Thanks. I'm on the podcast, okay? So I'm sitting here with Natalie and I asked her, who do you think? What guy has the most? Riz, guess who? She said, natalie, you didn't.

[Natalie]

I did.

[David]

And she goes, you know what? I think it's Banks. Natalie. Why?

[Natalie]

I think it's because, like, like, I wouldn't assume for you to be such like, a sweet, like, suave guy. And, like, you know, you're. You got like the hottest girls. You're always so nice and kind.

[David]

She's touching herself right now, by the way. Has to come out, by the way. You need to. This needs to. This needs to go live.

[Jason]

What are you guys posting?

[David]

I need to repost this immediately. I get into conversation a lot with girls in LA specifically. And I've tried to get to the bottom of it myself because to be honest, I'm not even really quite sure. Quite sure why girls like me. But to be honest, I think the bar sets so low in la, where so many guys are like, I'm just like, blatantly just like creepy and weird and like, not like, easy to be around and kind of insufferable. Especially, like, the richer they get and like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Well, I also. I'm just like a normal person. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

I also think it's. It's kind of what It's. You're unassuming, so you have like this, like. You're like. You have this bad boy image.

[Jason]

Sneak.

[David]

It's like a sneak attack.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah. You're posting it like, you'll have like, strippers and money, but then you'll also be like, natalie, you're so beautiful. I love you. You know, like, like structure your side profile. Yes.

[David]

I also said I'm also 6, 5, 10, skinny now.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yes.

[David]

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, just looks. Not even like. Not even counting your looks. Looks aside, we were just talking your personality, but when you add all of it together, it really is quite remarkable. Wow, man. You guys really just made my fucking day.

[Jason]

I liked how he was like. I don't even know what it is, man.

[David]

Thank God you called. I couldn't sleep. I've been thinking about this. All right, well, that's all. We just wanted, like a firsthand, you know, an account of. I love you guys. You guys really made my day. All right, well, go, enjoy. See you later.

[Natalie]

Bye.

[David]

There you go. I mean, that's a rare guy to get, you know?

[Jason]

Yeah. Amazing.

[David]

Yeah, you. You heard it firsthand. The Riz Master. What about me, Nat? How's my Riz?

[Jason]

How is David's Riz?

[Natalie]

Actually, David has really good Riz. He's really good at like.

[David]

Whoa. What? I thought she's totally going to just plummet me into that.

[Natalie]

No, cuz he's like such ob. Like obviously, like on the podcast and even like the vlog and stuff. Like, he's just like, very conversational. Like, I don't think. I don't think you're being super sexy, but, like, you're able to, like, you're able to like, talk to any person and, like, really rope them into a conversation and like. Yeah, you pick things.

[David]

Manipulation, how to run a call. 101.

[Natalie]

No, but you can just, like, you can Talk. Even though you're like, oh, I don't want to talk. Like, I'm so tired and introverted or whatever. Like, you can talk, like, to no end.

[Jason]

Did you ever find yourself with nothing to say to somebody?

[David]

Yeah, all the time. It's just the easiest thing to say is, I have nothing to say.

[Natalie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jason]

That's what you usually say to me, obviously.

[David]

Yeah, that's. That's how the podcast ended three years ago. Just the last one.

[Jason]

Goodbye.

[David]

I am out. Bye. No, no. Yeah. I mean, wait, what were you gonna say, Nat?

[Natalie]

I was gonna say that we had this meeting in Cannes. It was just like, the whole. The whole meeting was kind of like pulling. He was an older man.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Definitely does not really have a grasp on, like, social media and whatnot, but he, you know, is.

[David]

He's trying.

[Natalie]

He's trying.

[David]

Yes.

[Natalie]

And he's associated with more traditional talent.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So we came into the room.

[David]

Very wealthy man.

[Natalie]

Yeah, very wealthy. And we came into the room and he was basically like, who are you? What do you do? Like, he's, like, taking. Every 30 minutes, he's taking a meeting, essentially.

[David]

Right.

[Natalie]

Like, he's just there. And I could just feel like there were. He. David would try to, like, carry the conversation, explain. You know, obviously explaining who you are in the YouTube videos to someone that's older is like.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Pulling teeth, you know, impossible. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. Where does this air?

[Natalie]

And I could feel David just, like, like, side eyeing me. Like, fucking speak, like, take the conversation. And I also had, like, no idea what to say to this man. And I don't know, just the whole. The whole thing was very.

[David]

There's one group of people that I can't connect with.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

It's ironic, but it's older white males. I can not do it.

[Jason]

Oh, that's funny.

[David]

Like, I first. I don't know what it is, but it's. I'm like, so not their speed, like any other, like, race, sexuality, anything. I am very good at, but I can. Every time someone like you, Jay, comes along.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That's not. You especially, like, that are, like, richer. Like, they. For some reason, we can't see eye to eye because I think I. I get really frustrated with them because I'm just like, oh, you're not fun. So then, like, I, like, lose interest.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

But I don't know. I don't know what it is. Do you. Do you. Would you say the same thing? That. That's, like, my toughest person to interact.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Now that you, like, pointed out, like.

[David]

That I just realized that actually at Cannes, we were like, speaking to people there. There are a few that have slid by.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

But like, let me give you an example of something I could. Probably couldn't connect. Who's the guy that owns the Patriots craft? That's a guy. Maybe give me 15 years younger.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Would never be able to connect with him. Do you know what I mean? Like, that type of guy is like the. It's like. I think it's like the all American white football. Like that. That for some reason I can't.

[Jason]

I can't.

[David]

I can't.

[Jason]

Like, which team do you like?

[David]

I can't break that. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

You're not like a. You're not like a. As much as you are kind of a cliche sometimes. Like, you're not a cliche. Like, you're not a guy that, like, sits around and like, watches sports.

[Jason]

No. And like, I hate the assumption. I hate the assumption that men make about sports. Like, I got ice cream the other day. Wyatt had a New York Rangers shirt on.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And the guy was like, Rangers.

[David]

Like, I know. I.

[Jason]

So who do you. Where are you from? I'm from Boston. Oh, you're Celtics guy, huh?

[David]

That's really funny. What? No, that's the wor. I always feel so bad when I bring up that I'm from the suburbs of Chicago and they go Cubs or Celtics. I go, hot dogs.

[Natalie]

Today I had this call with this agency that is doing stuff around the World cup next year. And, you know, I was obviously pitching David or whatever, and they were like, so like, what's his team? And I was like, usa. Yeah. They were talking about all the soccer stuff.

[David]

I wore a New York Knicks hat to party last. Literally last night.

[Jason]

Yeah.

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[David]

Ilya is here. Guys, he just entered the pod room. He has something important to say.

[Ilya]

So I got pulled over.

[David]

Oh.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Ilya]

A few months ago in the Lamborghini. Didn't have insurance in the Lambo.

[Natalie]

Oh.

[Ilya]

So I had court yesterday.

[David]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's crazy.

[Ilya]

Why?

[David]

It's weird. Like if I got pulled over, I feel like I'd make it my personality for like three weeks. Yeah, it's weird that like things like that happen to you and you just like. Like a court case yesterday. Oh.

[Ilya]

I mean, I. It just happens to me so often.

[David]

Right. Where are you going in the. What was the speed?

[Ilya]

I wasn't even speeding. I was. Oh, I didn't have a turn signal on. The cop pulled me over.

[David]

Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. In la, that's crazy. Wow. That guy had it out for Lamborghini on the highway.

[Ilya]

Anyways.

[Jason]

I wonder why he pulled over the light blue Lamborghini. $330,000. I mean, it's a beast on the side.

[David]

Yeah, but to get pulled over in LA, you got to be. You gotta have an M16 out shooting out the window, like for a cop to pull you over.

[Natalie]

I like, never see cops.

[David]

No, it's really rare. And like the times I do see cops, it's like, yo, gun it. It's like, what?

[Ilya]

I actually had that experience on the highway like a few weeks ago.

[David]

The cop was like, in the Ferrari. When I'm in the Ferrari, they always ask. When I'm at a red light with them, they always ask me to floor.

[Jason]

I thought you meant when they're chasing you, your friends like, gun it and then you outrun the police and you had some weird David fantasy going. I just fucking gun it and smoke those. You know how fast a Ferrari is?

[David]

No, no, no, no, no. They always ask me to floor it and like they give me Like, I feel like they like that kind of stuff.

[Jason]

Sure, sure.

[David]

Cuz they're worrying about, like, the most insane crimes here in Burton Hills. You'd be locked up for 20 years if you. If you sped off at a red light, like, genuinely, like, it's the death penalty there. But. Okay, sorry, continue.

[Ilya]

Anyways, the cops didn't give me a hard time. I just didn't have my insurance on me, so I had to provide proof of insurance. In order to do that, you have to go to court. It's a pain in the ass.

[Jason]

You didn't have it on your phone?

[David]

No.

[Ilya]

So I went into court yesterday, and, you know, it's like 40 minutes away. It's a fucking pain in the ass. I get there, the Setup is like 30 minutes. There's like 30 people sitting there, and then there's like another 15 on a Zoom. I'm like, fuck me, this is gonna take so fucking long. It's like it's 8 in the morning. I know this is gonna take until like, noon for sure, right? By the time they call my name and whatever. And I'm sitting there, and this guy next to the judge stands up, walks right over to me and goes, hey, do you want to get out of here? And I was like, yeah, please give me the fuck out of here. He's like, okay, let me see. Let me see the insurance on the Lambo. And. And I showed him the insurance. He's like, okay, cool. Go to window three, and you're good to go. And I just stand up around like, everyone's sitting down. They have no idea what's going on. I stand up and I walk out. I felt like a fucking superhero.

[David]

That's pretty privileged.

[Natalie]

No way.

[Ilya]

It was crazy privilege.

[Natalie]

Why? Did. Did he recognize you or something?

[Ilya]

Or he's like, I love your videos, man.

[Natalie]

Shut the up.

[Ilya]

It was pretty crazy. And it felt so good because I knew I'd be sitting there for another at least two hours.

[David]

I had almost an identical experience this week coming back from. From France. When I landed at tsa, I have my green card. I show them, and a lot of times it hasn't been a pain. It hasn't been a pain in the ass since I got my green card. Like, I don't have to go into the interrogation room as the TSA agents checking out my green card. Two TSA agents come up to me, and I could already see the guy's recording on his phone, and he's like, yo, Dobrik, where's my Tesla? And. And. And the TSA agent that's checking out my green card is like, whoa, what's going on? What's going on? And I'm like, God, I. I like any kind of attention you give anybody. Those T agents, TSA agents, lose it because they go on like a serious power trip. So I was like, you just fucked me. Like you just fucked me by recognizing me and now I'm screwed.

[Jason]

Rude.

[David]

And then, and then he took me into an interrogation room.

[Natalie]

Oh, no way.

[David]

Yeah, because. And then as we're walking, he's like, so did you know those people? And as the, as those people that like asked me for a picture of the TSA agents, they had to tell him. They use the word stand down. They're like, it's fine, just stand down. Like, he's chill. And then. Yeah. And then as I'm walking over to the interrogation area, the guy's like, so did you know those people? What was going on back there? I'm like, first of all, they're your co workers. Why is. Yeah, what's so. This is so confusing to me. Like, like, do you guys not get along or what's happening?

[Jason]

It's big beef between them.

[David]

Yeah. But it, yeah, so sometimes that works in your favor and sometimes it definitely goes against you. But there have been cops more so I think are like, like pretty tapped into social media world.

[Jason]

Yeah. Cuz they sit around all day waiting for something to happen.

[David]

I remember I was leaving like a party once and I got pulled over like 1am I'm like, fuck. And he just like, just wanted to say hi. Big fan of the video.

[Jason]

Don't next time.

[David]

I was like, scare the out of. Yeah, it is really interesting. But yeah. Have you had. You had a moment like that? Jay, has your social media clout gotten you out of anything?

[Jason]

I got some like free toppings at Menchies once.

[David]

Oh yeah, that is nice.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Use an app where you get free food all the time.

[Jason]

Yeah, I do.

[David]

Jay's this big fan of this dinner app. I'm not gonna plug it because that's not what this is about. But it's. He's always offering to take people to dinner, which he's never done before. But now he has this connect that basically gives him like 100 dol off any dinner he wants. So he's like, he's become like a little Bill Gates over here inviting us.

[Jason]

What are you doing tonight? I'm checking Naveen out.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Are you using the app tonight? Yes. I mean, it's incredible.

[David]

Tonight. Let me check. Yeah, it's another night.

[Jason]

No, she's really good about it. I'll be like do you want to go to the place where we have to pay or do you want to go to the place where we don't have to pay? And she's like we'll go to the place you don't have to pay.

[David]

Oh so it's select restaurants.

[Jason]

It's select restaurants. Yeah. So we've been to like great white like 80 times.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Jason]

It's great Apple app.

[David]

What's the app called?

[Natalie]

I love that.

[Jason]

I'll give a plug.

[David]

It's.

[Jason]

It's amazing. They're so nice to me in kind. Great app. And so you get. If you. If the bill is $100 you get immediately get $20 back. So I'll take Naveen to dinner for $100.

[David]

Do they pay you or do they just comp your dinners?

[Jason]

They I'm. I get. I get like a salary posting hardcore for these guys. I get, I get a. I get like a monthly allowance. Allowance. Yeah.

[David]

Damn that's lit.

[Natalie]

I love like that.

[Jason]

Yeah. And they're so nice to me. Every time I call them I'm like do do another video. And they're like sure and then I'll send them the video and they're like this is great. You made. You did this.

[David]

Wow.

[Natalie]

I did it.

[David]

I'm trying to think like what has like the best like perks of working with a company. Like I have a friend who who's a professional tennis player.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And he's sponsored by Rolex.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

So he gets like an allowance to spend at Rolex every month.

[Jason]

Oh wow.

[David]

Which I think is cool. So I'm trying to think of like has there ever been anything like that Natalie where like like oh Chipotle. Chipotle was big for us.

[Jason]

You had a card you could get it at any time car you only.

[David]

Get it for one year.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I got re up for a second year and it's really cool cuz they cuz on the instructions they tell you that you it's only for one meal a day but that's literally only something that's written that card.

[Jason]

Oh yeah.

[David]

Like literally zeros out the cash register and I don't think they want to tell you that cuz they don't want you to use it that way. But the Chipotle card you literally come in with eight people. Whatever the total is you scan it it. It sends it to zero.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

It's a wild card. And then you could also use it to like cater parties. The Chipotle celebrity card is one. It's. It's right under the AMEX black card in terms of the power it holds.

[Jason]

What other cool cards are there?

[Ilya]

I forgot what the card name was, but it was like a Delta one card or something. Yeah, but anyways, if you get enough points on that card one time, your flights get upgraded to first class, no matter what.

[David]

What?

[Ilya]

Like if you book economy, you get upgraded to first.

[David]

What do you mean, no matter what? They'll kill the person that's sitting in the seat. What if the first class is full?

[Jason]

If there's available.

[Ilya]

If there's available, they'll remove the person from the economy.

[Jason]

Get the up. We have someone more important here.

[David]

You got the card, buddy. I just flew Delta one again.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

On my last trip.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Insane.

[Jason]

Good.

[David]

You. You know that you. You actually asked me like three podcasts ago about like, the craziest, like, flight, like, travels I've had with celebrities.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

This time I felt like. I literally felt like Barack Obama. It was cra. Like they. You. You come into the lounge, like, they give you a wellness shot. Yeah, the lounge, like, straight from the. Where the terminals are, right?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

You walk in and you are in the lounge immediately, one door and you're in the lounge. Where?

[Ilya]

At lax.

[David]

At lax, the Delta one lounge, it's brand new. Immediately. So like, you know, like when you're waiting for someone to have baggage.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

You know how far the baggage is away from the doors?

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

This is closer. This lounge is closer to the doors than baggages. So right when you walk in, they give you a wet towel or a warm towel, a wellness shot. And then like any beverage that you want, they take your bags. Then you go through tsa. And the TSA is. The line is either one or two people. That's it.

[Ilya]

It's like a private tsa.

[David]

Completely private tsa. And then you go through a private elevator. What? And then you go up to their private Delta One, like, restaurant that has a patio, balcony space that. Where you're basically sitting in front of all. Like you're outdoors at the airport watching all the planes land.

[Ilya]

Wow, that's fucking incredible.

[Jason]

Can you smoke?

[David]

Actually don't. I don't think you can smoke just because it's still an airport. And then. And then obviously open bar, like incredible chefs, like, really top notch food. And then. And not only that, but I forgot my watch at home when I was at the airport. So I told the guy there, I was like, is there any way you can grab my Watch. So. So John brought my watch to the airport and he ran out to the. Like, if the service is incredible. He ran out to get my watch, like, from the front from the terminals and brought it to me. And then I finished my food and he came and got me. And he's like, okay, it's time to go. They're holding the plane because we were a little late. We were like two minutes late. They helped the plane. No, I was the last one to board. I. We went downstairs in the elevator. This is fucking crazy. I don't know how this happened. We went downstairs in the elevator. There's four Porsches. He's like, this is my favorite one. I got in the back of the Porsche. Drives me down the tarmac, like at lax. And then right up under the plane. And then he takes my stuff up and we walk up the side to the sky bridge. And then right into my seat. Seat. Right into my seat.

[Jason]

It makes you call on all the times that you. The. They're being difficult with you. You're like, no, your bag can't go in there. And you're like, no, it can.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

If you wanted to, you could put it there.

[David]

It's Jay. It's unreal. There's no line. I could not believe it. I have no idea what was going on.

[Jason]

Do you pay for this monthly?

[Natalie]

No. I'm sure that that first class ticket is incredibly much more expensive.

[David]

I think the guy that was working watch my videos or something. So he gave me. He gave me a ride when maybe that wasn't part of it before.

[Natalie]

Yeah. The Porsche thing is not a part of, like, just having a first class.

[David]

No. I think he was being really nice.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was. I'm telling you, last one on the flight. I couldn't believe it. But there is this thing called, I think PS at the airport.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And it's where they always drive you. Where that always happens. You go to, like a private lounge. It's really ridiculous. I think it cost. It's an extra $800 per flight. Which is not actually like a crazy upgrade if you're like. Like, if you're a rich guy that's like really nothing to go to your private lounge. And then they drive you to the airport, basically make or airplane. Making it feel private. It really is crazy.

[Jason]

Have you ever had, like, access to something that you're like, oh, shit, I'm. This is like, not great. One time we went to see AJR with the kids.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And they loved AJR at the time. Like, loved, loved, loved. And they still do. And then we saw somebody at the show and they were like, you want to meet the band? And I was like, yeah, of course. And then the kids are so excited. And we went backstage and like, we were there too soon. The guy like got off stage and was like sweating and like coming down from like an incredible performance. And the guy was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Like you, you, you gotta meet. This is Jason Nash and his kids, blah, blah, blah. His son's a musician.

[David]

Oh my God.

[Jason]

And I was like, oh, I feel so bad.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. No, I know what you mean. Yeah, that's like Marvel premieres.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the Gwyneth Paltrow story. Yeah.

[David]

Well, well, well. To me, that's like a thing that I've gotten special access to, but I watch it. I'd rather watch it in theaters with like the fandom when it happens. Like, that's the best.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

I'm sorry, I've been meaning to ask, like, all podcasts, do you. No, no, it's. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's actually positive for you. I mean, in a way. Do you purposely wear like shirts for your nipples to come out? I mean, just. I. I'm actually curious.

[Natalie]

No, no, I definitely don't. I just don't. Like, because you also do the same. Think about it.

[David]

Where like, they're like, like rock hard. I don't know why, I don't know if it's cuz we're podcasting, but it's just. And. And the way the. Where you sit in the room too.

[Natalie]

Like they're just staring at you.

[David]

Yeah, it's really weird. I like, I feel less eye contact from you than I do from your nipples on days that you wear like specific shirts. Do you do it on purpose?

[Natalie]

First of all, thank you.

[David]

Yeah, of course.

[Natalie]

Second of all.

[David]

So it is a compliment.

[Natalie]

No, I just. I just don't. I probably should wear a nipple cover. I hate wearing bras. That's the problem.

[David]

Listen, I have nothing against women. You could come in here naked if you want.

[Natalie]

Well, stop staring. Now you're like, really?

[David]

I don't know. I don't know. Now I'm confused whether or not I'm looking at your eyes or your nipples. No, you're right. You're right. No, totally free. The nip. Whatever.

[Jason]

It's residual San Tropez is what it is.

[David]

It's residual Santrope.

[Natalie]

No, I've always been like, just a.

[David]

Little horniness left over that's really funny.

[Jason]

I'm sure that's what happens in Central Bay.

[David]

This is the least I've seen Jason look towards Natalie. He's like, if you can't me hear. Hear it in his voice. He's leaned over, like, into the palm of his hand.

[Jason]

That's all the time we have.

[David]

No, but, like, Natalie does this thing where she'll, like, she'll walk in, she'll be wearing a very specific shirt, and I'll be like, okay, boobies. I'll say something like that. And then she'll go, oh, my nipples are out.

[Natalie]

Like, she genuinely don't think about it.

[David]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah, Like, I don't. I'm not.

[David]

Okay, so maybe I'm the problem. 100%. Maybe I'm the guy.

[Natalie]

Well, no, they're definitely out. So, like, I get it. Like, I.

[David]

Because I know if, like, Jonah was. Jonah was here or anybody else was here, if Ilya was here, I get. I guess this is to speak negatively on all men, but, like, yeah, okay.

[Jason]

What about when your junk is out? I feel like, what about when you're.

[Natalie]

Scratching your balls all fucking day in my face? How about that?

[David]

But that's just, like, a thing I do.

[Natalie]

It's like a mating call.

[Jason]

What about you touch yourself when you give people a car? Remember that one?

[David]

Yeah. When Borat called it out. Oh, wait, Jonah called it out.

[Jason]

Jonah called it out.

[David]

Yeah, I remember when I was filming Borat, that was like, a bit in the video.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

Borat's like, why are you scratching your crumb when you're talking to me?

[Jason]

But I guess I'm just excited to be filming with you, Sasha.

[David]

No, that's literally what it is. And I get like, yeah, I think it's like, it's like a fidget toy. My penis is like a fidget toy. So, like. No, no, no. Sorry.

[Natalie]

Literally vomit.

[David]

I think also when I'm filming, I have to pee because I'm so nervous.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

So I can order, like, not pm. Like, just, like, rubbing myself.

[Natalie]

Right.

[David]

Okay, whatever. This is a weird way to end the podcast, but it had to be said. Someone had to put an end to those nipples. All right, guys, let's just end it there before things get out of hand. And we'll see you guys for the next podcast. It's Been Abused podcast. Go follow Ilya Zela app. A lot of working out stuff on there. It's incredible. Go follow Jason's other podcast. I can't imagine what he speaks about on.

[Jason]

It's all about you. You you should listen.

[David]

Just talk about me. He yelled at me. Well, Jason and Natalie, thank you.

[Jason]

Thanks, David.

[David]

We'll see you guys next time on Tuesday. Bye.

[Natalie]

I kissed a girl just to try it I told my girlfriends I don't like it But I did did that was great, Natalie.

[Jason]

That was great. Take a break for a second. Rest your vocal cords. You're sounding amazing today.

[Natalie]

Who are you talking to?

[Jason]

I'm talking. I'm in the booth. I'm talking to you.

[Natalie]

Oh, got it, got it.