
On today's episode David, Jason, Natalie, Taylor and Georgia record from the boat in Croatia for a raucous pod talking about David trip to New York where he had dinner with his siblings, how Jason got angry at Jason's filmer and Georgia's very scary story about her last time on a yacht. Plus, Taylor gets drunk, Ilya goes full relax mode, and Jason gets stuck at the guy's table.
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Jason
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Scan
emotionally? Yeah, I did.
Jason
What happened? He grabbed the back of your head?
Scan
He. I woke up and I wasn't feeling great and he, he, he came to, he came behind me and he grabbed one hair out of the back of my head.
Taylor
One hair.
Jason
And he grabbed his hair.
Scan
He grabbed like the back and it's like this.
Jason
That's our filmer scan.
Scan
And it's, it's like the second time he's done it. And so then I just, I just
Jason
said it was the first time.
Scan
It's the second time you've, you've touched me in a weird way.
Jason
When did I ever touch you before? I'm gonna allow you to first, I'm gonna allow your perspective.
Scan
And let me say, I like scan a lot.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
And so I really do. And I've made a big effort with him.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
Even though he's creeped us both out on separate occasions.
Jason
Do you remember when you scared me?
Scan
When he did it to me on
Jason
the plane when we were in Miami and I was going, I went downstairs to look at the room and you were standing in like the corner. I didn't know anybody was downstairs. I was checking out the basement for the first time and you were standing in the corner and I was like, oh, I got so scared. And then you go, am I that chopped?
Scan
And he said the same thing to me on the airplane.
Jason
He scared you?
Scan
I had my reading glasses On. So he showed up. I thought it was a fucking Korean ghost coming at me.
Jason
Korean? Korean.
Scan
He's.
Jason
He's Taiwanese.
Scan
I know, I know, but he looked Korean.
Jason
Okay, okay, okay.
Scan
And I thought it was a Korean old lady that had come back from the dead standing over me on the plane. And then. And I went, huh? And he goes, am I that ch.
Jason
That's really funny.
Scan
He said, am I that chop too? The same time.
Jason
That should be like an ongoing thing. Yeah, that's really funny. Okay, so today let's hear from your perspective scan. You touched Jason.
Taylor
What were your intentions?
Jason
Yeah. What were you trying to do with him? I was just like touching the back of his head like it was. Did he know you were there? Nah. Okay, so now you know he's easily frightened. But I've.
Scan
Taylor, it's one thing if you, if you come up behind me and put your arm on my shoulder, that would have been cool. Oh, hey, what's up, man?
Jason
He pulled a piece of hair.
Scan
I took like a little piece of hair. And so it was almost hang on skin. I have the floor. It was almost like nothing happened. And that fucked with me even more because it made me go like he did it in an. In like a very really cool Taiwanese way with precision. You know what I mean?
Jason
Why do you think he took a piece of your hair?
Scan
He didn't take a piece of my hair. He like precision. He was like, yeah, I took out
Jason
my chopsticks and I did it. Okay.
Scan
And then it was like that one hair, like precision. You know you can hear like the Chinese winds going. The Taiwanese winds going, wait, why did it? And, and, and in that little hair that he picked from the back of my neck, I. I was like, I was like, I was like, did something happen? Like, is something happening to me?
Jason
Wait, can you, can you give me. And don't over exaggerate. Give me the exact reaction you gave him. Exact1t.
Scan
I think what I said in skank and you can fact check this. I think I said, never do that again.
Jason
Yeah, he said that.
Taylor
Yeah. You know, Jason was head down and he goes, never do that again. And you just hear Naveen look at Jason and go, are you being serious, right, bro?
Scan
What?
Taylor
That is terrifying.
Jason
That's really scary.
Scan
Well, I told him.
Jason
Yeah, I know, but that's like this is a scary way to react to somebody.
Scan
I don't know. I don't think it's that scary. I said, don't do it. And then I didn't. And then I said, I like you scan I said, just don't do that.
Jason
That's even scarier. That's even worse.
Scan
He knows I like him.
Jason
No, but that's. Yeah.
Scan
I make a fucking most effort with this guy. I've made the most effort, haven't I?
Jason
Not seen that scam. Jason's made the most effort. Who are you closest to on the boat? You won't be. You won't offend anybody. I know what he's gonna say.
Taylor
Yeah, obviously.
Jason
Go ahead. On the boat. Yeah. It's all equal.
Scan
Who's made the most effort? Everybody.
Jason
Okay. Who's your favorite?
Taylor
Say the truth.
Jason
Say the truth. Or do you actually just think? I actually think it's pretty equal.
Scan
Really?
Taylor
I thought you and John really had something.
Jason
Yeah, I thought. Yeah.
Scan
Last time, John got his girl here,
Jason
so it's like he hasn't spent much
Scan
time with me, you know?
Jason
Oh, he's been neglecting you.
Scan
Scan fails, left out.
Jason
Oh, that's why he's coming to you, Jay.
Scan
Yeah, he's like.
Jason
He's like, john's busy. I'm gonna finger the back of Jason's hat. Yeah. That is really scary. I'm sorry you had to go through that with that scan.
Taylor
Oh, my God. I don't think you' ever, like, talked sternly like that to me in. In our entire. The existence of our friendship.
Jason
Well, I'm trying to think.
Scan
Yeah, you don't scare me.
Jason
It's really funny. It's really funny. It's really scary when, like. Especially someone that's, like, so silly Goofy. So silly goofy like you gets really serious. I don't think you understand. I scan actually doesn't seem bothered by it at all. Yeah, I'm more bothered by it.
Scan
He's a psycho. That's how you have to talk to psychos, you know? I would never say it's a T. Sit down now.
Taylor
Never again.
Jason
Okay. Okay. You're right. You're right. Right. So maybe. Maybe I was. Yeah. I FaceTimed John earlier today when he was. When I. Like, not when I woke up. It was like, after breakfast. Like, around 11. I went back to take a nap, and John just picks up the phone. He goes, what's up, dude? Like that. And I'm like, what's. I'm just checking the vibe. Like, what's going on? And he's like, nothing. And he turns the camera, and it's just him fishing on the edge of the boat. And I'm like, what's wrong with you? And he goes, what? And I'm like, like, why are you Answering the phone, like you're like. Like had the worst meaning of your life, like on Wall street, like, what is going on with you? And he goes, nothing, I'm just fishing. And I'm like, I know, but it's so crazy, like, the heavy side. Does he do that on purpose because you called him? No.
Scan
You were going to take him away from his fishing.
Jason
No, no, no, no, that wasn't it. He like. I think he like, purposefully tries to like, add in, like, stress noise.
Scan
Oh, yeah, yeah, people do that.
Jason
He like. He like, adds stress just to like. I think also to kinda like. I think it's also to like, to help me match your stress. To match my stress. But I think he also does it. Cause I think he feels guilty of not having a lot of stress. So he, like. I think he, like, just like, he.
Taylor
He wants to pretend he's embodying the stress so that he's like, in it with me.
Jason
Oh, fuck. What's up, Dave? Yeah, no, I'm just on the Jet Ski. Is the video up? So it's interesting how he does that.
Scan
But yeah, just an entire chartreuse board just for me.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
That I'm just eating, but things are okay.
Jason
It's crazy. It's really fun to watch it. Watching John on these trips is. It feels like the most rewarding part of these trips. Yeah. Because it feels. It feels genuinely like. Like you took your kid out somewhere and you're just like, being able to like, enjoy it with them and see it through his eyes.
Scan
Right. I was editing the podcast yesterday and I was just watching him have so much fun behind me off the deck. And I was like, God damn it. Yeah, he was. He was on like, a boogie board then. He was on, like, a boogie board that. That had. Was motorized, that he was on one of those scuba things that you, like, hold on to and goes underwater. We're editing in a Jet Ski.
Jason
Yeah, we're editing the vlog right now. And he, like, comes in shirtless, like bare feet, his fucking nails, swimming all morning. Where. Where are you guys. Why is nobody. Why is nobody swimming?
Georgia
Yeah, you guys missed him on that motorized thing. He took flight. Like.
Jason
Wait, which one? He did?
Georgia
No, you guys were inside. It was so funny.
Jason
Yeah, he. He got on one of those se foil things and he's just like, floored it and he kind of went vertical on it really good. I don't even know how to explain it. I feel like, like dolphin. He looks like a dolphin. You know, like when dolphins kind of ride the back of their tail and stand above water.
Scan
Imagine a boogie board, like, vertical.
Jason
Yeah. John's definitely having the best time on the boat.
Georgia
He's loving it.
Jason
I also heard that some members of the crew heard our last pod.
Scan
And what'd they say?
Jason
Well, in it, we said that. What did we say? Actually, I don't remember.
Scan
I mean, I.
Jason
But the woman who runs everything here, she was like, so. I heard you. You. We. I don't know. What she said was really funny. She was like. She was talking about. I think we were talking about, like, this is a good crew to get drunk with.
Scan
Oh, yeah.
Jason
And I know that it's coming. And I think she said something along the lines of, so we have to try a little harder to get you guys drunk tonight. And I was like, f. So I think that's coming today.
Georgia
We have to.
Jason
No, I know, I know it's Friday night. Well, because yesterday. Yesterday they did say they're like, out of all the people that have been on this boat, you guys go to
Taylor
bed the earliest, the most tame.
Jason
Which is kind of funny.
Taylor
Everyone else is partying till, like, 3am they're on their yacht trip. We're, like, in bed.
Georgia
Well, Taylor was partying.
Jason
Taylor was hanging.
Georgia
3am she was. I saw a video of you doing, like, a back bend. It looks like you're being exercised.
Taylor
Totally don't know what happened, but I was watching John and Ilya fish, and then all of a sudden, I was doing headstands with my friend McCl.
Jason
Julia make a funny comparison to when Taylor's drunk. She's very much like, what? Who did she call you?
Scan
Luna. Luna Love from Harry Potter.
Taylor
Yes.
Jason
Cuz, like, she. She starts talking like this. No, please keep. Kiss the fish. Kiss the fish.
Georgia
Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
Taylor
I kissed the fish, like, four times.
Jason
Yeah. Every. Every time Ilya would catch a fish, Ilia would, like, be like, holding the fish. You could see the fish struggling. And I. And Taylor was, like, trying to get her words out, but she couldn't. It was like, ilya, no, Ilya. It sounded like she was like, wanted to say, throw the fish back in the water, but then she'd finally get it out and she'd go, ilya, let me kiss it. And she would. She would. She felt the need to kiss every fish before it went back into the
Taylor
water, make sure they're okay.
Scan
You know, I was with Tate yesterday. We went to an island with everybody, and she was being so fun and so funny, and I was like, man, Tay's on fire today. And then I was, like, standing next to her, and I could smell the alcohol, and I was like, oh, okay.
Taylor
I wasn't that tipsy when we went there.
Jason
It's kind of crazy, like, how quick she gets drunk.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And, like, how, like, you could, like, you know the second. You know the second she's drunk, like, her voice changes, her demeanor changes.
Scan
Do you take, like, two drinks and you're drunk?
Taylor
Like, maybe I just drink really fast. Like, if there's something in my hand, like, I'm finishing it.
Georgia
We both had apparels yesterday. I took one sip, and she was three quarters of the way. Two types of people. And I was like,
Scan
oh, my God.
Georgia
It was crazy.
Jason
That's really funny.
Georgia
Impressive.
Scan
I had a thought the other day. I felt like. I feel like Australian people are always cool.
Georgia
Wait, that's so nice.
Scan
Do you feel that way there? I've never met an Australian person, but I wasn't like, oh, my God, this person's the best.
Georgia
They are.
Jason
I've met shitty Australian people.
Scan
You have?
Jason
Yeah. But they are. They're very chatty.
Scan
Yeah.
Georgia
Yeah. We talk a lot.
Jason
Yeah.
Georgia
Yeah, we do.
Jason
I don't know why I said I met a shitty Australian person. That's, like, not like, a who. I don't know. But it's just, like, you.
Scan
I have.
Jason
But it's just like, why did I say that?
Georgia
Yeah.
Scan
Because you were. You were telling me that they're a bunch of cunts,
Jason
actually, Jason, all Australians are horrible. Horrible. No, no, no. I. I tend to gravitate towards Australians, too, because I think they are just, like, the easiest to talk to.
Scan
We're just like, why are you guys.
Jason
Georgia's George is great proof.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Harry Jowsey proof.
Georgia
Emma.
Jason
Emma is great proof. Ian. Everyone's just, like, really, really, really chatty.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And even when we were. Whenever this vlog goes up, either today or tomorrow or the next day, but even though this is Australian, we met at the bar, who was drinking at Disney World, and, like, another fun guy. Like, it's. When you hear that Aussie accent.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
It's very. It's. What is it called? It's like. It, like, takes your guard down.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
Like. Yeah.
Georgia
Disarming.
Jason
Yeah, it's disar. That's what it is.
Scan
I was thinking about that guy, too, from your video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt like I knew him because I watched your video so many times.
Jason
Yeah. I had Jason watch, like, five times. Yeah. Anyway, you guys want to hear a fun fact? This is crazy. Do you guys have the soccer player Neymar?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Yes, I fact checked this. I think this is real. Do you know that there was this guy who really liked him, was like, from a rich family in Brazil. So he put him on his will and he passed away. Neymar inherited all of his money. A billion dollars.
Taylor
What?
Georgia
That can't be right.
Jason
And that crazy.
Scan
Wow.
Jason
He just really liked Neymar, obviously, like, the player really liked his family values and saw a lot of himself in Neymar. And Neymar inherited a billion dollars from him.
Georgia
This is why Australia is so friendly. We're trying to get that back, trying
Jason
to get that bag. That's insane. That's like. That's got to be one of the. That's got to be one of the coolest lives ever to be lucky. One of the, you know, one of the goats of soccer.
Taylor
Yeah.
Scan
How does that come when you get an inheritance that you just get a wire?
Jason
I have no idea.
Scan
Anything happens, you get it in installments.
Taylor
I mean, I'm sure it's different for everybody.
Jason
The best part of that. It's got to be the call. Yeah, it's got to be.
Scan
No, the best part of it has got to be when it hits your account.
Jason
I don't check my bank account enough. So that's not like a. That's not like a.
Scan
Don't you worry. People could steal from you.
Jason
I assume Natalie takes money from me, right?
Scan
Well, we all know that she brags about it behind your back.
Jason
I've taken.
Taylor
How do you think I afforded the Ferrari?
Jason
Whatever percentage that is, I've eliminated that from my head.
Scan
No, I don't know, guys. Natalie's buying this Ferrari. I'm not spending money on it. Natalie's like, dumb bitch.
Taylor
You idiot. I took it from your bank account.
Jason
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not familiar with the landscape of the Chase bank account or whatever bank account I have, so I don't know how that would look.
Taylor
You don't even have Chase.
Jason
I don't have Chase anymore.
Scan
You've never. Oh, no way.
Taylor
It's actually insane.
Scan
You don't log in. You don't have a password and a website that you do.
Jason
I don't know my YouTube. YouTube password. We were just logged out for the last hour on my YouTube password. No, I have no idea. I had asked Taylor and we were calling Brooke or other sister from him. None of us know it. We're trying to upload this video. We're like, how the do we get a video up?
Scan
But like, Dane Cook lost all his money because his brother was Stealing brother took it all.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
Yeah. So, I mean, that could happen to you.
Jason
Yeah.
Taylor
No, that can't happen. There are actual people that monitor his finances.
Scan
Sure. People that could steal all of it.
Jason
Yeah.
Taylor
Well, yeah.
Jason
I mean, all, like, all Amir Khan has to do is just listen to this and be like, really? He doesn't know.
Taylor
He's.
Jason
Well, not that chase anymore. Just take a million from here and a million from here. Wow. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, I guess I should probably look into it, but whatever. Anyway, the Neymar thing, I've always wanted to also.
Taylor
You get financial updates.
Scan
You don't.
Jason
I do get. I. I asked Natalie. I'll be like, how much money do I have?
Taylor
I'm very transparent with him because he should be.
Jason
Natalie used to send me it before taxes.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Which is really nice. She gave me. I owed, like, a million in taxes, so not.
Scan
Not a real number. So not a real number. Like an inflated number.
Jason
Yeah. Yeah. It gets so mad. I. So. So the other day I asked for my, like, my finances, and I owed, like, a million in taxes for, like, a certain thing. I don't know what it was for. And. And I got the number and I was like, fuck, okay. But I have to subtract a million. So in my head. And Allie didn't text back for like, 10 minutes.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
I was like, greg, I'll subtract a million from this because that's being taken out. And then ally text back 10 minutes later, she's like, no, that's the millions already been taken out. And in that 10 minutes, I basically made a million dollars, which is kind of crazy to think about. Like, that's insane. I was a million short in my head, and then I wasn't. That's. That was my Neymar feeling.
Taylor
You inherited a million?
Jason
That was my inheritance coming in. I don't know. Know. I also find it interesting, like, I really want to win the lottery and I know it's, like, impossible.
Georgia
Oh, it's.
Jason
I know. I was gonna say fucked up, like, of me to say that.
Scan
Right.
Jason
I just, like, think, like, me winning the lottery is just. I just don't think any. I want to win it. Not for the money, obviously. For the money, sure. But, like, mainly to be able to document it.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
I think that would be the greatest video series of all, obviously.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jason
Of all time. Someone winning a billion dollar Jack. Could you imagine that first video? Could you imagine how many people are watching that video? Be David Won. But, like, that video series would be so. Because you. You never See, a billionaire documented, like the. Or like a lottery winner documented. The closest one was that guy that won in la. Remember he won like the Dallas friend. No, no, well, that too. But that was in a billionaire that was a millionaire. Yeah, but like the guy who won the 1.5 and he like paparazzi would follow him everywhere. He bought like a new, like Ferrari, then he bought like three homes in la. Oh, wow. Like, it's so interesting. I'd love to, like, see.
Scan
What would you do? Would you give a lot of it away?
Jason
Of course, yeah.
Scan
I mean, what way would you give it away?
Jason
In what way? Like, probably through, like cars, through videos. I mean, cars, cash, cars. But everything would be through video, which would be so fun. Imagine giving a million dollars away like through fucking through. I don't know, 40, 50, 60 vlogs. Like, that's gotta be the best thing ever. And I feel like, honestly, if you like really think about it, that's best case scenario for a lottery winner because then I get to spread it around. Other than one guy.
Scan
Tax write off. What isn't it?
Jason
What do you mean? It's free tax write off.
Scan
Well, like, you can write all that money off.
Jason
I see. I don't understand that logic.
Scan
Well, you can.
Georgia
I don't know if you can.
Jason
No, first of all, it's not, it's not tax free. You win 1.5.
Scan
No, no. You get taxed on that obviously. But then the money that, that you're giving away. Yeah, you can write that off.
Jason
Listen, I'm a YouTuber and one of the most popular comments I get when I. Not most popular, but like whenever there's a hater in the comments, they'll be like, I'll give away a car and they'll be like, it's a tax write off. I have no idea what that means.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And what that does. So I don't think that you're still
Taylor
spending the money at the end of the day.
Jason
Yeah, like, aren't you still spending the money? I don't, I don't get what people say.
Scan
But you write off. You write it off against what you make.
Georgia
Yeah, you just pay a little less deducts from that.
Scan
Deducts from that.
Georgia
So it's basically saving you.
Jason
It's like, it's like that you're still spending money. Like it's never a situation where it's like, you should buy this thing. You shouldn't.
Scan
You should.
Georgia
I feel like it can be that.
Jason
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Scan
You have to give us. You have to Be taxed a certain amount anyway. So that's why, like, when you see, like a billionaire, like, give away $40 million, it's like, well, yeah, because he was going to have to pay it anyway.
Jason
My siblings asked me the other day. They were like, mister. Yeah. She texted me.
Scan
What'd you say?
Jason
She said, does Jason hate me?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah. We should have her on the podcast.
Scan
We should, we should.
Jason
We should build this up for a little bit longer.
Scan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason
I think one day.
Scan
I watched her snaps last night out of rage. Terrible. No, I didn't. I wouldn't know how to find it.
Jason
My siblings asked me the other day. They were like, have you. Have you. How much do you pay for taxes? Or do you pay taxes? I was like, no, I've never paid taxes in my life. And they were like, what? I was like, yeah, no, no, you don't have to pay taxes when you're rich. It's really funny because they. They bought it, obviously.
Taylor
That's funny.
Scan
What's it like when you go to dinner with them? Is it probably better now that they're older? I'm sure you had fun. Yeah, but is it better now that you're older?
Jason
We went to Monkey Bar.
Georgia
Have you been okay? No. I was thinking the night I went to dinner with your sister, Same thing.
Jason
Is it the same place for Charles? Oh, yeah, yeah, we went to Fort Charles.
Scan
You went to For Charles?
Jason
No, no, they. They own Monkey Bar.
Georgia
Oh, they have the cool bread.
Jason
Yes, it's called the monkey bread.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
The best bread I've had at a place.
Georgia
Insane.
Jason
Yeah. And I'm talking, like, better than, like the marinara pizza bread. It is. Fuck. It's.
Georgia
It's.
Jason
There's like sugar on the bread.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Like on top.
Georgia
I don't even know how to explain it.
Jason
No, no. It's wild. So this is my first time at dinner with my siblings as like, adults. So it was like, really, really interesting. And I remember the waitress. The waitress was just like. I said, can you take a photo of us for our family? And she's like, okay, that's what this is. I was so confused by the setup. I was like, what is going on here?
Georgia
I feel like you guys look related.
Jason
She said. She said we didn't, which was interesting. I do think we look a lot like you look a lot alike. But it is interesting to like, it's me sitting next to a 21 year old.
Scan
David's like the modeling age.
Jason
16 year old. It's like, what is David doing here? It's so random.
Georgia
I thought there was an adult also present.
Jason
No, no, no. I feel bad for, like, people that have. That are like, that are. That are really. That have really hot daughters that have old dads.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
Right. Like, that's got to be tough to go to dinner.
Georgia
Yeah.
Scan
I live that every day.
Jason
Like, especially in.
Scan
In a different way.
Jason
Oh, with Naveen?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Oh, wow. Yeah, you. Yeah, you do.
Scan
I went saw my mom in Boston, and she lives with all old ladies, like, in the same apartment complex, so they're all friends. And she walked in, and this woman looks up to me and she goes, jason, Robin the cradle.
Jason
Huh?
Georgia
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
Jason
Robin the cradle is like, I never realized how fucked up that.
Georgia
That's really.
Jason
That phrase is.
Scan
Robin the cradle.
Jason
Robbing. Right.
Georgia
Cradle snatcher. Isn't it as well?
Jason
Robbing the cradle.
Scan
Yeah, that is. That's really fucked up if you think about it.
Jason
It's so fucked up.
Scan
Well, especially after Epstein. Yeah.
Jason
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, y. But I.
Scan
Eating the cradle.
Jason
I've heard. I've heard that phrase forever. Yeah. But other than that, no. Dinner was lit. Sister graduated.
Scan
What did you guys talk about at dinner? Is it better now than when you were kids?
Jason
For sure.
Scan
Okay. How so?
Jason
Well, because they have.
Scan
It's real.
Jason
It's. What's really baffling to me is that we all grew up in the same house.
Scan
Right?
Jason
We all grew up. We all have the same childhood, but in different font or like, different font sizes or. It's just different.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Like, we have the same parents. I know. This is like, a very weird thing.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
I said this at dinner and they were like, yeah, dude, we're related. That's what they said.
Taylor
But your age gap is so large.
Jason
It's so large. So, like, we didn't grow up to get. Like, I left and then they were growing up.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jason
And they were doing the same. It was the same curriculum that I had. Right. Like, they went to church, they fought with my parents. Parents. My parents were weird on this. They weren't weird on this. So, like, we've so many similarities, and it's weird to hear them complain about certain things. Like, let's. Let's say it's, like, about my parents. Right. It's weird to have, like, a complaint that I'm like, that's so crazy. Like, I remember that exact thing 15 years ago. It's so. It's so bizarre. And I've, like, I've never had that experience ever. And I'm like, this is so weird. It's like, you guys, like, are me.
Scan
I'm the only one who can be me because I'm lit.
Jason
So now I have to kill you guys. Wait a minute.
Scan
Wait a minute. Are you guys possibly lit, too?
Jason
No, but it's really. I just. And I think they live such interesting lives. Like, Esther just graduated Parsons. She's roommates with my younger sister Sarah. And, like, Sarah doesn't like to go out. She likes to, like, play video games. And she's a bunny in her room that takes up half the bunny has better real. The button the bunny should be paying in New York, probably twelve hundred dollars. Like, the bunny. The bunny has so much room in her room, it makes no sense. Oh, you walk in and you see bunny and you go, where do you sleep? That's how. That's how you respond to where the bunny is. The bunny kind of hops around the apartment. It's. Yeah, yeah. So Sarah stays home and Esther goes out. And Esther will complain and be like, I want Sarah to go out, but Sarah just doesn't care for it, which I totally get. Yeah, it's really interesting. They're like, really. They're opposites.
Scan
I heard Sarah's really into, like, nature and stuff. That's what your mom told me, right? She, like, wants to own, like, a farm and stuff.
Jason
Yes.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah. I don't know about farm, but she wants to. She said she wanted to move to Canada.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
I was like, why Canada?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
That was strange. I was like, out of all places, you want to say you're. You've moved to Canada.
Scan
What's wrong with Canada?
Jason
I don't know. That's what she said, too. And I guess I'm being, like, kind of a hater. Canada's beautiful.
Taylor
I'm just, like, just random.
Jason
Yeah, I. I have a thing for names.
Scan
Canada's weird.
Jason
And I think the word. Why do you think it's weird?
Scan
The people are just weird. It's like, they're just like, oh, no.
Jason
I had like.
Scan
They're like. It's a little bizarro there. What, the people? Yeah.
Jason
No, I think the people are good.
Scan
It's like the United States, but it's not.
Jason
No, something's off. The way I'm saying, oh, that is funny. The United States, but it's not.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Well, the reason I reacted to, like, that's weird that you're moving to. That you want to move to Canada. It's like someone saying, I want to move to Illinois, where I'm from.
Scan
Okay.
Jason
Like, I love Illinois. And I see why? You would love it. It's just a weird thing to be like in my head to be like, this is the goal. No, because I'm like, why don't you just, like, move to Switzerland or, like, go to, like, a European country or something?
Scan
What's the goal? Moving to Illinois or Canada.
Jason
Exotic. Well, hers is Canada.
Scan
Yeah, Canada is kind of, you know, strange. I don't know why she wants to move there.
Jason
Yeah, but you have to ask. They're all very different. Really cool. Toby is 16.
Scan
What's he into?
Jason
Into soccer.
Georgia
Wait, Toby's 16?
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
He's really good.
Jason
Really?
Georgia
Doesn't he look, like, younger than that? Do you.
Taylor
He does look younger.
Jason
He's a young face. But he's so fucking tall.
Scan
He's a handsome guy.
Jason
Yeah.
Taylor
The other day we were saying Toby looks more like my sibling than David's.
Scan
Oh, that's cute.
Jason
Oh, yeah, that is kind of cute.
Scan
Do you think people start to look alike when they hang out a lot?
Jason
Well, he looks a little Asian, which I don't really understand. I don't really get it. I don't care why he looks Asian. I don't.
Taylor
You're a dad. Like, dad looks a little Asian.
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Jason
Really? Georgia, how is your. Have you met my siblings in New York?
Georgia
I have. I met your sisters.
Jason
Oh, but not like on your own.
Georgia
No, I was gonna. I've gotta hang out with Esther.
Jason
Oh, yeah, you said that.
Georgia
Yeah. And I like. I keep traveling, but I really want to. I feel like I don't know if
Jason
she'll keep taking you out.
Georgia
We have so much fun.
Scan
Yeah.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
How's your boat experience?
Georgia
It's so fun.
Jason
Have you been a yacht girl before?
Georgia
Yes, I have. Not in that way. No, no, no. I've just been on a yacht, first of all. Oh, I actually have a weird story about someone accidentally trying to like put me in a yacht girl situation.
Jason
Wait, wait, wait.
Georgia
I tried to.
Jason
Okay, I want to hear the story. But why is that a negative thing?
Georgia
Oh, it's prostitution. Yeah. It's basically you're getting paid by someone to be on a yacht and like,
Scan
which by the way, I don't think is negative at all.
Jason
Like, wait, yeah, wait, no problem. I don't know why I owed like that. I'm still just like, I would go.
Georgia
Well, when you think of.
Jason
Yes. It's so different when you're a guy.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
Talking about. Cuz like as a guy, if an older woman was like, I have this beautiful boat.
Taylor
Oh, it's definitely like a double standard.
Scan
It's like, oh, for sure, right?
Taylor
Yeah, yeah.
Jason
Cuz like if you were a guy you'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna go
Taylor
like if want to go have sex with somebody and also make a fucking bag, you should just go do that. Like, who cares? But people love to just talk down on.
Jason
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, so you agree that it's not a bad thing?
Taylor
I mean, I personally don't care. Like you can do whatever you want, but other people obviously frown upon.
Jason
I would totally Yacht boy.
Taylor
It's like the same.
Jason
Which honestly, if anybody is listening to this and they need a yacht boy. Oh, there are yacht boys. There's like actors, right?
Taylor
Yeah, yeah.
Jason
Oh yeah.
Georgia
Oh, true. I think I know a few.
Scan
Yeah. There's a really big actor I was reading about who's a yacht boy.
Jason
Wow. And is it like, is that confirmed or do they just see a picture of him on a yacht and they just like.
Taylor
I think it's a lot of just like paparazzi photos on like rich people's.
Jason
Also big actors go on rich people's yachts because it's like the rich person wants not fucking them.
Taylor
Yeah, yeah.
Jason
Just like they each want what they want the company and the person has a boat.
Georgia
I don't know. Okay, see that's my experience is I've just gone with friends that have a boat, but I've never been paid or been there to be with someone.
Jason
Okay, wait, what's your yacht girl story story?
Georgia
Oh, the interesting one. I nearly got like kind of pimped out by my friend. They kind of, they told me a bunch of people I knew were going on this trip.
Jason
I Feel like that would happen to you a lot.
Georgia
Yes, it does. People always put me in situations like this because I'm like, I'm always down to, like, have fun. And I think they just take advantage of the fact that they can get something out of me.
Jason
Yeah.
Georgia
By being around certain people. I don't see it that way. I'm a little naive in that as you are.
Jason
This is. Yeah. Girling aside and pimping you out aside. You are the one person that, like, my brain goes to when like, we. We joke. Like when we're like, who should we go film with in this country? And I'm like, well,
Georgia
that's actually so nice joking when you said that.
Jason
Oh, no, no, no.
Scan
It's a nice compliment.
Georgia
Yeah, yeah, it's a really nice.
Jason
Because you're really good with other people and, like, you understand the camera thing and you like, you know, you're very reality show based. So you don't even care that we're even if we are filming a lot. You're like, you don't give a fuck.
Georgia
Yeah. And I'd never like, hit you and be like, delete that. Like, I don't care.
Jason
We've never even had. We've never even had a moment like that. But yeah, I gu. That is kind of interesting. We should spice it up more.
Georgia
Yeah.
Jason
We should get to the moments where it's like, that's got to be unleashing him.
Taylor
Let's keep it out of here.
Jason
Okay. Wait, wait. So go. Sorry.
Georgia
Yeah. I got invited to this trip. I was told a few friends of mine were going. Sounded amazing. I flew there. Basically none of them were coming. I get on this boat and it's three Turkish men I've never seen in my life. They don't speak English. My friend doesn't come. And all the girls. I was on the boat. One other girl shows up that I've met one time and I've started piecing this together and I'm like, wait, I don't think this was the trip I was invited to. My friend was claiming they were sick in another country and couldn't make it turn their phone off.
Jason
Wait, what?
Georgia
I was literally on a boat with these three Turkish men that I've never met. And they were trying to come into my room. Like, it was kind of creepy. I was very. What do you mean?
Jason
I feel like you're really downplaying this.
Georgia
Well, I ended up getting off the boat. It took. I had a charter to it, thinking all my friends were going to be on it. None of Them are on it. Just three Turkish men on the roof. And I'm like, they couldn't speak English. They're all speaking in Turkish about me. They're all looking at me really funny.
Jason
Were you. Did you get. Did you charter there alone?
Georgia
I charted there alone because I was meeting people I thought, like, were going.
Jason
And none of. Just one was there.
Georgia
None of them were there. None of them were there. One of the girls ends up coming late, and she's super young, bubbly, naive. Was so excited. I'm like, hey, like, no one we know is here. We need to get off this.
Jason
Wait, this is, like, taken.
Georgia
It was pretty scary, I'm not gonna lie. And one of them looked at me at one point. I was trying to be nice and, like. Like, disarm the situation. Just keep it chill. And I was planning an escape. I ended up leaving the next day for a week.
Jason
And one of them.
Georgia
One of them, like, loved me, like, really, really obsessive with me. And, like, sat next to me and started giving me, like, hypothetical situations about, like, if cheating and stuff. He's like, if we were together and you cheated on me, I would invite you to Turkey and you'd never leave. Like, basically saying it would kill me. I'm like, cool.
Jason
Wait, what?
Georgia
Yeah.
Scan
And that is how much I love you.
Georgia
I would bring you. I'd bring you to my country and, like, no one would ever find you again kind of thing. I'm like, wait, I need to get off this boat.
Jason
That's a weird way to profess your life.
Georgia
I know.
Jason
I want to capture you.
Georgia
Yeah. So I basically got kind of pimped out, I guess. I was a yacht girl for, like, 0.5 seconds. I didn't know I was.
Scan
How many days you last on the boat? Pre K?
Georgia
I was there one night.
Scan
One night. Got out.
Georgia
Oh, wow.
Scan
You said, hey, you gotta.
Jason
How did you leave? How did you leave that? That's a very tough situation.
Georgia
I wonder if they'll ever hear this because I lied. I said, I have, like, an emergency work thing. People are gonna, like, book my flights. I'm going to Capri. And I just went and met friends in Capri.
Jason
The same frats?
Georgia
No, a different group of people that I knew were there.
Taylor
Wow.
Georgia
And I just got out. I was like, I'm so sorry, guys. Like.
Jason
And were they, like, pissed?
Scan
Pissed?
Georgia
They were pissed. But I. I didn't want to be like, I'm getting off this boat, because I didn't know I was on the boat.
Jason
Totally, totally, totally, totally chill. Yeah.
Taylor
Yeah.
Georgia
It was very weird situation and a friend put me in that.
Jason
So, yeah. Wait, your friend that put you in this. Do you guys still talk?
Georgia
We do now. They lied and said they were in hospital and I ended up like having a full on fight with them. Getting. I said, show me the medical records then. Because I knew they were just partying in Ibiza and they just pimped me out and they ended up being like, okay, I lied. Like, I just put you on that boat. I'm like, what,
Jason
Georgia? What the are you saying?
Georgia
Well, we've kept it. We've kept it cool because they know a lot of people I know. Like, I'm a very.
Jason
This is a girl.
Georgia
Like I'm friends with all my ex.
Jason
This another woman?
Georgia
No, it's a guy.
Jason
Was he paid?
Georgia
Oh, probably.
Taylor
Yeah, definitely.
Jason
What?
Georgia
I definitely think so.
Jason
So wait, what'd you say?
Scan
Was he paid?
Georgia
I think so. And I. I know because there's been a few other things that I was invited to thinking it was like a good gesture for me to be coming, that I was actually. My attendance was paid for and they kept the money for. This is like people that I would hang out with in la. So I'm like.
Taylor
And that's why she moved.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Wait, do I know this person?
Taylor
I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Jason
Oh, you know this person?
Taylor
Yeah, I've heard this story before.
Scan
Oh, wow.
Georgia
Yeah, it was pretty shocking. It was more shocking. They were lying and doubling down and being like, you're a terrible person. Because I was in hospital and I said, okay, show me the medical report. Where's the bill?
Jason
Holy crazy.
Georgia
They're like, how dare you? Like, I was calling my mom. My mom was so worried about me. I'm like, medical report, like, oh, fine.
Jason
Wow.
Georgia
I just stayed in Ibiza and partied.
Scan
I'm like, wait, I don't know, I could have died. He says to you, you want to go on a yacht? Like, have fun. These guys are great.
Georgia
You know, it's going.
Scan
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Georgia
Love them.
Scan
Sure. Yeah. And then you get there.
Georgia
I get there. Not a single person was.
Jason
Wait, that's. That's a. Literally a horror movie.
Georgia
Yeah. Multiple of the girls hadn't even been told about the trip. One was moving houses in la. She was nowhere even. She wasn't even in Europe. And I was like, expecting all these girls that I'm really comfortable with and like, like friends. We had to be there. And none of them even knew it was happening.
Taylor
That's also just such a crazy liability for that Person to just like send you. Cuz I don't. I. I imagine that he doesn't even know who these men are on the boat, right?
Georgia
Like, no idea. This was the first time they've actually spoken.
Jason
Does this supposed to have a reputation like this or. This was very out of the blue?
Georgia
I think so.
Taylor
I think people are starting to realize who.
Jason
Oh, wow.
Scan
John Castro.
Jason
John Castro.
Georgia
Yeah. So you just got to go on the boat and.
Scan
I mean, I don't know where you're going to go on the. What's it called? The dock. Okay. Yeah, go on the dock.
Jason
What's it called? The dock.
Scan
Put your foot on the boat and.
Georgia
Crazy.
Jason
When was this? How long was this?
Georgia
It was last year. Summertime, Georgia.
Jason
That's one of the. It's very insane.
Georgia
I know. It's actually pretty scary.
Jason
Well, good for you for getting out of there.
Scan
You ever been pimped?
Taylor
Yeah. By David. Every day. That's what I'm doing right now.
Jason
I'm yach.
Taylor
Girling it up.
Jason
Yeah. Speak. Nah, don't.
Taylor
I know you're trying to me.
Scan
You ever been pimped out?
Jason
Yeah.
Georgia
Have you?
Jason
Yeah, for sure.
Scan
Oh, I know your story.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
Yeah.
Georgia
I got to hear that later.
Jason
When you're 18 in LA, things happen.
Scan
Twink city.
Jason
Yeah, yeah. No, it's. It's happened. It is.
Scan
She read a movie.
Jason
It's very different. As a guy.
Georgia
Wow. I didn't even realize that would happen.
Taylor
Just poor little naive Dave.
Georgia
I see. I would. I'm the same. I was the same.
Jason
It was so dumb, but I was also like, I wanna experience everything. I'm 18. It's kind of. It's. Yeah, it's unfortunate, but it is kind of like that's. That's how you. Liberty Mutual customizes your car and home insurance.
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Jason
Kind of learn, you know who's having a good time on this boat? Who? Ilya.
Scan
Oh, my God. I just saw him three miles away from the boat on a kayak.
Jason
Yeah, he's having a really good time. I was like, could you see yourself doing this more? And he's like, I actually surprisingly love this. And I've never heard him say. I've never heard him speak like that.
Taylor
Really? That's. So what is he doing? I guess I really haven't seen him. So he's just really minding his own business.
Jason
I think he, like. I think he likes that has his own room that, like, he like, has his own.
Taylor
Like, he can go.
Jason
He can go do his work and he come out, be on the water, work out on the deck. I think he really likes the sun.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jason
And I think he, like, likes just like the access to the water. He was fishing till like 3am last night with John.
Scan
Yeah. And he was really fun. We went to town yesterday.
Jason
Really?
Scan
Yeah, he was really fun. He bought a shirt and it was a sweatshirt and it was. He thought it was $30. So he ripped the tag off.
Jason
Off.
Scan
But it ended up being $300.
Jason
Oh, Jesus.
Scan
Then he was too shy to take it back, so then I went and took it back for him, but I couldn't get the money back.
Jason
Oh, my God. He was.
Scan
Why wouldn't he just not buy it?
Jason
Because he ripped the tag off.
Scan
So what?
Jason
Just put the tag. No, I'd feel guilty about that too.
Scan
Really.
Jason
He. He was FaceTiming his girlfriend yesterday. We were like editing the vlog and he was sitting here and he's like, baby, baby, baby, guess how much I paid for this. The sweater. And she's like, is it a lot or little? And he's like, you gotta guess. You gotta guess. You gotta guess. She's like, well, tell me, is it a lot or a little? And he's like, you just have to guess. You have to start guessing. She's like, okay, well, it's probably You're. It's probably little, right? And he's like, no, baby, you gotta guess. You gotta guess. And she's like, okay, so I'm assuming now it's a lot, so I'm just gonna guess a lot. He's like, yeah, baby, guess, guess. And she's like, $130. And he goes, no, no, no, no. And she goes, oh, okay, okay. So I guess it's little, so. So I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess $10. It's like, no. And she's like, well, was that closer with, like, a lot or a little? And he goes, baby, you just have to guess. You just have to guess. She's like, okay, well, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go somewhere in the middle, like, $70. And. And he's like, nope. And then she's like, well, am I closer with the 130 or the 5? And he's like, baby, you just gotta get guess. You got a guess.
Taylor
Oh, my God. It went on for like 15 minutes.
Jason
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. It kept going. And I was like, just tell the girl. Just tell her how much it is. And it kept going. And then she finally. And then she guessed over after like, four more guesses. She's like, there's no way it was 400. And he's like, closer. And she's like, you did not spend 400 on a sweatshirt. You spent 400. And I'm like, well, great. Now you have to, like, reel it back. Now she's like, blown away by this 400. Now you have to reel it back. It's only 300. And I was, like, sitting right next to it. I was like, oh, my God, this is.
Scan
If you had someone in your life, would you be a little more sensitive about that call?
Jason
I felt bad for her.
Scan
Oh,
Jason
I felt bad for her.
Taylor
Spit it out.
Jason
Yeah, because he was. Because she was just like, can you just tell me if it's a lot or a little? And yes, granted, she should have started guessing right away. She wasn't giving it up. They were both being stubborn. They were both being stubborn, but I was just like, why don't you just tell her also? It's like it's 300. I know it's a lot, but, like, this is not worth a 20 minute fucking argument about this thing.
Scan
Did you notice we did boys and girls tables last night?
Jason
Yeah, I thought we did that on purpose.
Taylor
So nice.
Scan
And so I'm watching the girls table. They're on fire over There. They're having the best time.
Jason
You're, like, really jealous about that. I was, like, not bummed out.
Scan
I wasn't jealous about it. I don't need to be at the girls table.
Jason
You were like, they're having a lot of fun. And I was like, yeah, they're girls.
Scan
Yeah. So then it's over at our table with Zane, you, Ilya and John and Scan. Psycho Scan. And like. And listen, I'm not blaming you guys. I'm bad too. But, like, we can't get a fucking conversation going. Like, what's wrong with us? I asked Zane after you left because you had a call. I was like, yo, man, tell me about your life. And he just goes. He goes, hey, man. He's like, I don't know, man. I do two podcasts a week. He's like. He's like, I just don't feel like talking at all. Oh, my God. And I was like. I was like, okay, that's fair. And then I turned to Ilya.
Jason
Oh, that's so funny.
Scan
And then I turned to Ilya and I'm like, hey, man, put your phone down. And he goes. He goes, I can't. And I go, why? And he goes, I watched top 10 birds of all time, and honest TikTok are the 10 craziest birds.
Taylor
Bird.
Scan
Bird sounds.
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
So, like, one is like the loon. One is like the Quetzlaw from Argentina.
Jason
I mean, he's got a good point.
Scan
And then, you know, John, who. Who I love, obviously, but he's not bringing anything, and you left and, like, we barely got a conversation going.
Georgia
It was.
Scan
It was bad.
Jason
I.
Scan
Instead of male thing.
Jason
I didn't mind sitting there in silence with you guys, really, at all. I was actually glad. I was glad we split up because girls are so chatty. And, like, I, like, I know that, like, I won't contribute there. I'll just bring the vibe down, right? I'd rather just sit in silence with you guys and eat.
Scan
You don't crave, like, a stimulating conversation.
Jason
Come on, Jay, I'm being serious. No, really? No. Never. Never in my life.
Scan
Life. You wouldn't. Well, you wouldn't want Ilya to tell you a story he's never told you before.
Taylor
You're so chatty.
Scan
You love. You are so chatty.
Taylor
Couch and just chop it up.
Jason
Not a stimulating conversation. I like conversations about nothing. Like, with my roommates. Like, when it's just, like, we're just, like, reminiscing about high school. Like, I love that. That's, like, when it's nothingness. But, like, I don't, like, go out. I don't ever. I don't ever leave the house. I like you guys.
Georgia
Guys.
Jason
I don't ever leave the house, so. And crave it somewhere else. That's what I'm referencing. Not like, not. Not at a dinner table with you. I'm saying, like, I don't crave stimulating conversations. Like, I'm not like, let's go out and meet people today and, like, see what they're like. I just. I don't know. It's like, not really.
Scan
But then I joined the girls table later, Zane and I joined it.
Jason
Awful. Horrible.
Scan
No, it was great. They were. They had a game going. They were playing a game. And also imposters is so stressful.
Taylor
I, like, never, ever, ever want to play it ever again.
Scan
I don't want to play it anymore either.
Taylor
Wait, did you actually.
Jason
Wait, this is really funny. So imposter. You're trying to guess the word. I'm not gonna explain again because I figured people should know by now. I don't know who the imposter is, but it's not John or Ilya.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And I don't know the word. I'm not playing. I'm just, like, listening to the game. Ilya's word is bikini bottom.
Scan
Okay.
Jason
And then John goes right after him. And John goes, squidward.
Scan
Okay.
Jason
And I go, why the fuck would you say Squidward after he said bikini bottom?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
Like, you're obviously the imposter, and you can't think of any other word.
Scan
How.
Jason
Are you referencing the same cartoon?
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
The same show.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And I was so stupid that I was like, I'm so sure you're the imposter. I'll bet you a thousand dollars you're the imposter. And he shakes my hand, and I, like, couldn't pull my hand quick enough.
Georgia
Enough.
Scan
Yeah.
Jason
And I shook his hand. So I took the deal, and I owed him $1,000 because he wasn't the pastor. I felt like an idiot. And I paid him 500. And I was like, I know I owe you 1,000, but I'm sending the other 500 to Alex, our other roommate, because I. I just feel really guilty throwing money at you all the time. And I called Alex and I was like, you're welcome. John just made you 500.
Scan
Did you. Did you explain to Alex why?
Jason
Yeah.
Scan
What did Alex say?
Jason
Alex laughed. He was like, yes.
Taylor
He's like, I'm making money.
Jason
He's like, that makes sense.
Scan
That's the funniest part of the story. Alex being like, yeah, ch. So.
Jason
All right, guys, that's all time we have for this podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for everybody that joined us. Go listen to George's podcast. Girls Disrupted. Natalie, Jason's daily vlogs. Taylor's cat, Theodore the munchkin. Go follow him on Instagram. We'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.
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Episode Title: Dinner With My Siblings
Date: May 15, 2026
In this lively and personal episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by recurring friends Taylor, Georgia, Scan, and Natalie. Recorded while on a yacht trip, the group dives into hilarious behind-the-scenes dynamics, discusses their sibling relationships, and swaps wild stories about travel, trust, and growing up. The episode balances signature humor with genuine reflections on family, finances, and the peculiarities of influencer life.
Memorable quote:
“He's like, John’s busy, I'm gonna finger the back of Jason’s head.” — Jason (05:35)
Notable exchange:
“I don't even have Chase [bank] anymore.” — Jason (14:57)
“No, I have no idea... We're trying to upload this video and we’re like, how the do we get a video up?” — Jason (15:08)
Notable quote:
“We all grew up in the same house... but in different font sizes.” — Jason (23:18)
Key moment:
“One of them, like, loved me... [He said] if we were together and you cheated on me, I would invite you to Turkey and you’d never leave.” — Georgia (33:01–33:21)
On Pranks and Boundaries:
“Never do that again.” — Jason (04:12)
On Australians:
“Australian people are always cool.” — Scan (11:49)
On Financial Ignorance:
“I'm not familiar with the landscape of the Chase bank account or whatever bank account I have...” — Jason (14:48)
On Generational Family Dynamics:
“We all have the same childhood, but in different font... It's just different.” — Jason (23:18)
On Near-Yacht-Girl Experience:
“I basically got kind of pimped out, I guess. ...I was a yacht girl for like 0.5 seconds.” — Georgia (33:32)
On Social Dinners:
“I'd rather just sit in silence with you guys and eat.” — Jason (44:02)
On LA Youth:
“When you're 18 in LA, things happen. Twink city.” — Scan (37:35)
This episode is quintessential VIEWS: fast-paced, playful, irreverent, and grounded by real friendship. It seamlessly shifts from absurd stories to honest discussion of finances, family, and the pitfalls of LA and social media culture. The tone remains conversational and self-deprecating, with plenty of self-awareness and warmth— especially in moments of vulnerability (like Georgia’s scary story or Jason’s reflections on growing up).
For listeners, it’s an episode that delivers big on humor, offers deeper personal insights, and provides plenty of memorable, unfiltered moments.
Missed this episode? This summary includes everything important—but for the full dynamic and laughter, it's worth a listen.