Dinner With My Siblings

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode Title: Dinner With My Siblings
Date: May 15, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and personal episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by recurring friends Taylor, Georgia, Scan, and Natalie. Recorded while on a yacht trip, the group dives into hilarious behind-the-scenes dynamics, discusses their sibling relationships, and swaps wild stories about travel, trust, and growing up. The episode balances signature humor with genuine reflections on family, finances, and the peculiarities of influencer life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Boat Antics & Group Dynamics

• The episode opens with stories about Scan playfully touching Jason’s head and the unnerving reactions it triggered. This sparks a discussion on personal boundaries, pranks, and the unique quirks that develop among friends during extended trips.
• Jason describes a moment where their filmer, Scan, joked about being a ghost, and everyone laughs about the recurring "am I that chopped?" gag. (02:01)
• The group reflects on how Scan has tried to build relationships with different members of the crew, joking about who’s closest to whom.

Memorable quote:
“He's like, John’s busy, I'm gonna finger the back of Jason’s head.” — Jason (05:35)

2. Reflections on John’s Joy & Group Energy

• Observations of John having the "best time" on the yacht, acting like an excited kid with new toys—jet skis, motorized boogie boards, and more. The group describes watching John as the most rewarding part of the trip. (08:12)
• Jason recounts John bringing stress into conversations to relate with others’ high energy, noting, “I think he like, purposefully tries to like, add in, like, stress noise.” (07:11)

3. Partying on the Yacht: Expectations vs. Reality

• The crew jokes about being less wild than typical yacht guests, with the crew teasing that they’re “the most tame” group because they go to bed early. (09:52)
• Taylor’s quick transition from watching others fish to doing headstands while tipsy leads to comparisons to Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and comedic stories about her kissing every fish caught. (10:31)
• A conversation about how quickly Taylor gets tipsy and the different ways people handle alcohol. (11:18–11:49)

4. Cultural Stereotypes & Friendliness

• Scan and Georgia discuss the inherent coolness of Australians, with several in the group agreeing. Jason jokes about gravitating toward Australians because they are “the easiest to talk to,” highlighting guests from past vlogs. (12:25–13:05)
• The "disarming" nature of the Australian accent is discussed as a social icebreaker.

5. Soccer Star Neymar’s Inheritance: Fact or Fiction

• Jason shares a story about Neymar reportedly inheriting a billion dollars from a Brazilian benefactor, sparking disbelief and jokes about what that would feel like. (13:11–16:56)
• This spins into honest talk about financial transparency, taxes, and the group’s naive (and sometimes negligent) approach to managing large sums of money.

Notable exchange:
“I don't even have Chase [bank] anymore.” — Jason (14:57)
“No, I have no idea... We're trying to upload this video and we’re like, how the do we get a video up?” — Jason (15:08)

6. On Finances, Winning the Lottery & ‘Tax Write-Offs’

• David muses on how he’d document a lottery win, fantasizing about the content possibilities and how much joy comes from spreading the wealth through giveaways. (17:19)
• The confusion around “tax write-offs” is tackled, as the group tries to decipher the real benefits (or lack thereof) for influencers who give away expensive items. (18:39–19:38)
• Amusing admissions about not knowing financial details and relying on assistants or friends for updates.

7. Dinner With Siblings: Family Dynamics in Adulthood

• David shares insights from a recent dinner with his siblings as adults, noting stark generational differences despite sharing the same upbringing. He describes the surreal feeling of hearing his younger siblings complain about their parents, echoing his own experiences from 15 years prior. (23:11–24:20)
• The diversity among his siblings is explored—Esther just graduated Parsons, Sarah prefers video games and has a bunny that “should be paying rent,” and Toby is into soccer. (24:31–26:52)
• The group jokes about appearance and whether family members start to look alike, with Taylor noting Toby looks more like her than David. (26:54)

Notable quote:
“We all grew up in the same house... but in different font sizes.” — Jason (23:18)

8. Georgia’s “Yacht Girl” Horror Story

• Georgia recounts being lured onto a yacht under false pretenses, finding herself alone with three strange men and realizing she was “almost pimped out” by a friend who “put [her] in that situation.” (31:34–34:03)
• The conversation turns to the double standards and moral judgments around being a “yacht girl/boy,” with the group sharing related LA experiences, both as men and women.
• Jason admits to being “pimped out” in LA as a young man, noting, “When you’re 18 in LA, things happen. Twink city.” (37:35)

Key moment:
“One of them, like, loved me... [He said] if we were together and you cheated on me, I would invite you to Turkey and you’d never leave.” — Georgia (33:01–33:21)

9. Ilya’s Wholesome Fun & Social Table Dynamics

• Ilya is highlighted for enjoying the boat trip on his own terms—kayaking for miles, fishing at 3am, and getting quietly hyped about new clothes. (39:12–41:26)
• A funny story is told about Ilya accidentally buying a $300 sweatshirt and struggling to tell his girlfriend about the price.
• The group laughs at the difference between the “girls’ table” (full of lively conversation and games) and the “boys’ table” (silent and struggling for small talk). (42:29–44:20)
• Jason embraces the comfort of silence at dinner, while Scan and Taylor debate the value of stimulating conversation, ending with a mishap over a game of "Imposter" where Jason accidentally owes John $1,000. (45:10–46:36)

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Notable Quotes & Highlights (with Timestamps)

• On Pranks and Boundaries:
  “Never do that again.” — Jason (04:12)

• On Australians:
  “Australian people are always cool.” — Scan (11:49)

• On Financial Ignorance:
  “I'm not familiar with the landscape of the Chase bank account or whatever bank account I have...” — Jason (14:48)

• On Generational Family Dynamics:
  “We all have the same childhood, but in different font... It's just different.” — Jason (23:18)

• On Near-Yacht-Girl Experience:
  “I basically got kind of pimped out, I guess. ...I was a yacht girl for like 0.5 seconds.” — Georgia (33:32)

• On Social Dinners:
  “I'd rather just sit in silence with you guys and eat.” — Jason (44:02)

• On LA Youth:
  “When you're 18 in LA, things happen. Twink city.” — Scan (37:35)

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Segment Timeline

• [01:13–05:45] – Icebreaker stories: Scan pranks Jason, group dynamics
• [08:12–09:09] – Observing John’s delight on the yacht
• [09:10–11:49] – Party comparisons, Taylor’s tipsy antics
• [12:00–13:05] – On Australians’ friendliness
• [13:11–16:56] – Neymar’s inheritance, finances, taxes
• [17:05–19:38] – Lottery musings & “tax write-offs”
• [23:11–26:52] – Family dinner: reflections & sibling differences
• [31:34–34:03] – Georgia’s yacht girl story and navigating risky situations
• [39:12–41:26] – Ilya’s solitary enjoyment, accidental expensive purchase
• [42:29–44:39] – Dinner table dynamics, stimulating convo debate, “Imposter” game
• [46:49] – End of main content

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Summary & Tone

This episode is quintessential VIEWS: fast-paced, playful, irreverent, and grounded by real friendship. It seamlessly shifts from absurd stories to honest discussion of finances, family, and the pitfalls of LA and social media culture. The tone remains conversational and self-deprecating, with plenty of self-awareness and warmth— especially in moments of vulnerability (like Georgia’s scary story or Jason’s reflections on growing up).

For listeners, it’s an episode that delivers big on humor, offers deeper personal insights, and provides plenty of memorable, unfiltered moments.

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For More

• [Georgia’s Podcast: Girls Disrupted]
• [Follow Taylor’s cat, Theodore the Munchkin]
• [Natalie, Jason’s daily vlogs]

Missed this episode? This summary includes everything important—but for the full dynamic and laughter, it's worth a listen.

Transcript

[Jason]

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[Scan]

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[Jason]

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[Scan]

emotionally? Yeah, I did.

[Jason]

What happened? He grabbed the back of your head?

[Scan]

He. I woke up and I wasn't feeling great and he, he, he came to, he came behind me and he grabbed one hair out of the back of my head.

[Taylor]

One hair.

[Jason]

And he grabbed his hair.

[Scan]

He grabbed like the back and it's like this.

[Jason]

That's our filmer scan.

[Scan]

And it's, it's like the second time he's done it. And so then I just, I just

[Jason]

said it was the first time.

[Scan]

It's the second time you've, you've touched me in a weird way.

[Jason]

When did I ever touch you before? I'm gonna allow you to first, I'm gonna allow your perspective.

[Scan]

And let me say, I like scan a lot.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

And so I really do. And I've made a big effort with him.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

Even though he's creeped us both out on separate occasions.

[Jason]

Do you remember when you scared me?

[Scan]

When he did it to me on

[Jason]

the plane when we were in Miami and I was going, I went downstairs to look at the room and you were standing in like the corner. I didn't know anybody was downstairs. I was checking out the basement for the first time and you were standing in the corner and I was like, oh, I got so scared. And then you go, am I that chopped?

[Scan]

And he said the same thing to me on the airplane.

[Jason]

He scared you?

[Scan]

I had my reading glasses On. So he showed up. I thought it was a fucking Korean ghost coming at me.

[Jason]

Korean? Korean.

[Scan]

He's.

[Jason]

He's Taiwanese.

[Scan]

I know, I know, but he looked Korean.

[Jason]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Scan]

And I thought it was a Korean old lady that had come back from the dead standing over me on the plane. And then. And I went, huh? And he goes, am I that ch.

[Jason]

That's really funny.

[Scan]

He said, am I that chop too? The same time.

[Jason]

That should be like an ongoing thing. Yeah, that's really funny. Okay, so today let's hear from your perspective scan. You touched Jason.

[Taylor]

What were your intentions?

[Jason]

Yeah. What were you trying to do with him? I was just like touching the back of his head like it was. Did he know you were there? Nah. Okay, so now you know he's easily frightened. But I've.

[Scan]

Taylor, it's one thing if you, if you come up behind me and put your arm on my shoulder, that would have been cool. Oh, hey, what's up, man?

[Jason]

He pulled a piece of hair.

[Scan]

I took like a little piece of hair. And so it was almost hang on skin. I have the floor. It was almost like nothing happened. And that fucked with me even more because it made me go like he did it in an. In like a very really cool Taiwanese way with precision. You know what I mean?

[Jason]

Why do you think he took a piece of your hair?

[Scan]

He didn't take a piece of my hair. He like precision. He was like, yeah, I took out

[Jason]

my chopsticks and I did it. Okay.

[Scan]

And then it was like that one hair, like precision. You know you can hear like the Chinese winds going. The Taiwanese winds going, wait, why did it? And, and, and in that little hair that he picked from the back of my neck, I. I was like, I was like, I was like, did something happen? Like, is something happening to me?

[Jason]

Wait, can you, can you give me. And don't over exaggerate. Give me the exact reaction you gave him. Exact1t.

[Scan]

I think what I said in skank and you can fact check this. I think I said, never do that again.

[Jason]

Yeah, he said that.

[Taylor]

Yeah. You know, Jason was head down and he goes, never do that again. And you just hear Naveen look at Jason and go, are you being serious, right, bro?

[Scan]

What?

[Taylor]

That is terrifying.

[Jason]

That's really scary.

[Scan]

Well, I told him.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know, but that's like this is a scary way to react to somebody.

[Scan]

I don't know. I don't think it's that scary. I said, don't do it. And then I didn't. And then I said, I like you scan I said, just don't do that.

[Jason]

That's even scarier. That's even worse.

[Scan]

He knows I like him.

[Jason]

No, but that's. Yeah.

[Scan]

I make a fucking most effort with this guy. I've made the most effort, haven't I?

[Jason]

Not seen that scam. Jason's made the most effort. Who are you closest to on the boat? You won't be. You won't offend anybody. I know what he's gonna say.

[Taylor]

Yeah, obviously.

[Jason]

Go ahead. On the boat. Yeah. It's all equal.

[Scan]

Who's made the most effort? Everybody.

[Jason]

Okay. Who's your favorite?

[Taylor]

Say the truth.

[Jason]

Say the truth. Or do you actually just think? I actually think it's pretty equal.

[Scan]

Really?

[Taylor]

I thought you and John really had something.

[Jason]

Yeah, I thought. Yeah.

[Scan]

Last time, John got his girl here,

[Jason]

so it's like he hasn't spent much

[Scan]

time with me, you know?

[Jason]

Oh, he's been neglecting you.

[Scan]

Scan fails, left out.

[Jason]

Oh, that's why he's coming to you, Jay.

[Scan]

Yeah, he's like.

[Jason]

He's like, john's busy. I'm gonna finger the back of Jason's hat. Yeah. That is really scary. I'm sorry you had to go through that with that scan.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God. I don't think you' ever, like, talked sternly like that to me in. In our entire. The existence of our friendship.

[Jason]

Well, I'm trying to think.

[Scan]

Yeah, you don't scare me.

[Jason]

It's really funny. It's really funny. It's really scary when, like. Especially someone that's, like, so silly Goofy. So silly goofy like you gets really serious. I don't think you understand. I scan actually doesn't seem bothered by it at all. Yeah, I'm more bothered by it.

[Scan]

He's a psycho. That's how you have to talk to psychos, you know? I would never say it's a T. Sit down now.

[Taylor]

Never again.

[Jason]

Okay. Okay. You're right. You're right. Right. So maybe. Maybe I was. Yeah. I FaceTimed John earlier today when he was. When I. Like, not when I woke up. It was like, after breakfast. Like, around 11. I went back to take a nap, and John just picks up the phone. He goes, what's up, dude? Like that. And I'm like, what's. I'm just checking the vibe. Like, what's going on? And he's like, nothing. And he turns the camera, and it's just him fishing on the edge of the boat. And I'm like, what's wrong with you? And he goes, what? And I'm like, like, why are you Answering the phone, like you're like. Like had the worst meaning of your life, like on Wall street, like, what is going on with you? And he goes, nothing, I'm just fishing. And I'm like, I know, but it's so crazy, like, the heavy side. Does he do that on purpose because you called him? No.

[Scan]

You were going to take him away from his fishing.

[Jason]

No, no, no, no, that wasn't it. He like. I think he like, purposefully tries to like, add in, like, stress noise.

[Scan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, people do that.

[Jason]

He like. He like, adds stress just to like. I think also to kinda like. I think it's also to like, to help me match your stress. To match my stress. But I think he also does it. Cause I think he feels guilty of not having a lot of stress. So he, like. I think he, like, just like, he.

[Taylor]

He wants to pretend he's embodying the stress so that he's like, in it with me.

[Jason]

Oh, fuck. What's up, Dave? Yeah, no, I'm just on the Jet Ski. Is the video up? So it's interesting how he does that.

[Scan]

But yeah, just an entire chartreuse board just for me.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

That I'm just eating, but things are okay.

[Jason]

It's crazy. It's really fun to watch it. Watching John on these trips is. It feels like the most rewarding part of these trips. Yeah. Because it feels. It feels genuinely like. Like you took your kid out somewhere and you're just like, being able to like, enjoy it with them and see it through his eyes.

[Scan]

Right. I was editing the podcast yesterday and I was just watching him have so much fun behind me off the deck. And I was like, God damn it. Yeah, he was. He was on like, a boogie board then. He was on, like, a boogie board that. That had. Was motorized, that he was on one of those scuba things that you, like, hold on to and goes underwater. We're editing in a Jet Ski.

[Jason]

Yeah, we're editing the vlog right now. And he, like, comes in shirtless, like bare feet, his fucking nails, swimming all morning. Where. Where are you guys. Why is nobody. Why is nobody swimming?

[Georgia]

Yeah, you guys missed him on that motorized thing. He took flight. Like.

[Jason]

Wait, which one? He did?

[Georgia]

No, you guys were inside. It was so funny.

[Jason]

Yeah, he. He got on one of those se foil things and he's just like, floored it and he kind of went vertical on it really good. I don't even know how to explain it. I feel like, like dolphin. He looks like a dolphin. You know, like when dolphins kind of ride the back of their tail and stand above water.

[Scan]

Imagine a boogie board, like, vertical.

[Jason]

Yeah. John's definitely having the best time on the boat.

[Georgia]

He's loving it.

[Jason]

I also heard that some members of the crew heard our last pod.

[Scan]

And what'd they say?

[Jason]

Well, in it, we said that. What did we say? Actually, I don't remember.

[Scan]

I mean, I.

[Jason]

But the woman who runs everything here, she was like, so. I heard you. You. We. I don't know. What she said was really funny. She was like. She was talking about. I think we were talking about, like, this is a good crew to get drunk with.

[Scan]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

And I know that it's coming. And I think she said something along the lines of, so we have to try a little harder to get you guys drunk tonight. And I was like, f. So I think that's coming today.

[Georgia]

We have to.

[Jason]

No, I know, I know it's Friday night. Well, because yesterday. Yesterday they did say they're like, out of all the people that have been on this boat, you guys go to

[Taylor]

bed the earliest, the most tame.

[Jason]

Which is kind of funny.

[Taylor]

Everyone else is partying till, like, 3am they're on their yacht trip. We're, like, in bed.

[Georgia]

Well, Taylor was partying.

[Jason]

Taylor was hanging.

[Georgia]

3am she was. I saw a video of you doing, like, a back bend. It looks like you're being exercised.

[Taylor]

Totally don't know what happened, but I was watching John and Ilya fish, and then all of a sudden, I was doing headstands with my friend McCl.

[Jason]

Julia make a funny comparison to when Taylor's drunk. She's very much like, what? Who did she call you?

[Scan]

Luna. Luna Love from Harry Potter.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Jason]

Cuz, like, she. She starts talking like this. No, please keep. Kiss the fish. Kiss the fish.

[Georgia]

Oh, my God, I totally forgot.

[Taylor]

I kissed the fish, like, four times.

[Jason]

Yeah. Every. Every time Ilya would catch a fish, Ilia would, like, be like, holding the fish. You could see the fish struggling. And I. And Taylor was, like, trying to get her words out, but she couldn't. It was like, ilya, no, Ilya. It sounded like she was like, wanted to say, throw the fish back in the water, but then she'd finally get it out and she'd go, ilya, let me kiss it. And she would. She would. She felt the need to kiss every fish before it went back into the

[Taylor]

water, make sure they're okay.

[Scan]

You know, I was with Tate yesterday. We went to an island with everybody, and she was being so fun and so funny, and I was like, man, Tay's on fire today. And then I was, like, standing next to her, and I could smell the alcohol, and I was like, oh, okay.

[Taylor]

I wasn't that tipsy when we went there.

[Jason]

It's kind of crazy, like, how quick she gets drunk.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And, like, how, like, you could, like, you know the second. You know the second she's drunk, like, her voice changes, her demeanor changes.

[Scan]

Do you take, like, two drinks and you're drunk?

[Taylor]

Like, maybe I just drink really fast. Like, if there's something in my hand, like, I'm finishing it.

[Georgia]

We both had apparels yesterday. I took one sip, and she was three quarters of the way. Two types of people. And I was like,

[Scan]

oh, my God.

[Georgia]

It was crazy.

[Jason]

That's really funny.

[Georgia]

Impressive.

[Scan]

I had a thought the other day. I felt like. I feel like Australian people are always cool.

[Georgia]

Wait, that's so nice.

[Scan]

Do you feel that way there? I've never met an Australian person, but I wasn't like, oh, my God, this person's the best.

[Georgia]

They are.

[Jason]

I've met shitty Australian people.

[Scan]

You have?

[Jason]

Yeah. But they are. They're very chatty.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

Yeah. We talk a lot.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

Yeah, we do.

[Jason]

I don't know why I said I met a shitty Australian person. That's, like, not like, a who. I don't know. But it's just, like, you.

[Scan]

I have.

[Jason]

But it's just like, why did I say that?

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Scan]

Because you were. You were telling me that they're a bunch of cunts,

[Jason]

actually, Jason, all Australians are horrible. Horrible. No, no, no. I. I tend to gravitate towards Australians, too, because I think they are just, like, the easiest to talk to.

[Scan]

We're just like, why are you guys.

[Jason]

Georgia's George is great proof.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Harry Jowsey proof.

[Georgia]

Emma.

[Jason]

Emma is great proof. Ian. Everyone's just, like, really, really, really chatty.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And even when we were. Whenever this vlog goes up, either today or tomorrow or the next day, but even though this is Australian, we met at the bar, who was drinking at Disney World, and, like, another fun guy. Like, it's. When you hear that Aussie accent.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It's very. It's. What is it called? It's like. It, like, takes your guard down.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like. Yeah.

[Georgia]

Disarming.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's disar. That's what it is.

[Scan]

I was thinking about that guy, too, from your video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt like I knew him because I watched your video so many times.

[Jason]

Yeah. I had Jason watch, like, five times. Yeah. Anyway, you guys want to hear a fun fact? This is crazy. Do you guys have the soccer player Neymar?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yes, I fact checked this. I think this is real. Do you know that there was this guy who really liked him, was like, from a rich family in Brazil. So he put him on his will and he passed away. Neymar inherited all of his money. A billion dollars.

[Taylor]

What?

[Georgia]

That can't be right.

[Jason]

And that crazy.

[Scan]

Wow.

[Jason]

He just really liked Neymar, obviously, like, the player really liked his family values and saw a lot of himself in Neymar. And Neymar inherited a billion dollars from him.

[Georgia]

This is why Australia is so friendly. We're trying to get that back, trying

[Jason]

to get that bag. That's insane. That's like. That's got to be one of the. That's got to be one of the coolest lives ever to be lucky. One of the, you know, one of the goats of soccer.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Scan]

How does that come when you get an inheritance that you just get a wire?

[Jason]

I have no idea.

[Scan]

Anything happens, you get it in installments.

[Taylor]

I mean, I'm sure it's different for everybody.

[Jason]

The best part of that. It's got to be the call. Yeah, it's got to be.

[Scan]

No, the best part of it has got to be when it hits your account.

[Jason]

I don't check my bank account enough. So that's not like a. That's not like a.

[Scan]

Don't you worry. People could steal from you.

[Jason]

I assume Natalie takes money from me, right?

[Scan]

Well, we all know that she brags about it behind your back.

[Jason]

I've taken.

[Taylor]

How do you think I afforded the Ferrari?

[Jason]

Whatever percentage that is, I've eliminated that from my head.

[Scan]

No, I don't know, guys. Natalie's buying this Ferrari. I'm not spending money on it. Natalie's like, dumb bitch.

[Taylor]

You idiot. I took it from your bank account.

[Jason]

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not familiar with the landscape of the Chase bank account or whatever bank account I have, so I don't know how that would look.

[Taylor]

You don't even have Chase.

[Jason]

I don't have Chase anymore.

[Scan]

You've never. Oh, no way.

[Taylor]

It's actually insane.

[Scan]

You don't log in. You don't have a password and a website that you do.

[Jason]

I don't know my YouTube. YouTube password. We were just logged out for the last hour on my YouTube password. No, I have no idea. I had asked Taylor and we were calling Brooke or other sister from him. None of us know it. We're trying to upload this video. We're like, how the do we get a video up?

[Scan]

But like, Dane Cook lost all his money because his brother was Stealing brother took it all.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

Yeah. So, I mean, that could happen to you.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

No, that can't happen. There are actual people that monitor his finances.

[Scan]

Sure. People that could steal all of it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Well, yeah.

[Jason]

I mean, all, like, all Amir Khan has to do is just listen to this and be like, really? He doesn't know.

[Taylor]

He's.

[Jason]

Well, not that chase anymore. Just take a million from here and a million from here. Wow. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, I guess I should probably look into it, but whatever. Anyway, the Neymar thing, I've always wanted to also.

[Taylor]

You get financial updates.

[Scan]

You don't.

[Jason]

I do get. I. I asked Natalie. I'll be like, how much money do I have?

[Taylor]

I'm very transparent with him because he should be.

[Jason]

Natalie used to send me it before taxes.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Which is really nice. She gave me. I owed, like, a million in taxes, so not.

[Scan]

Not a real number. So not a real number. Like an inflated number.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. It gets so mad. I. So. So the other day I asked for my, like, my finances, and I owed, like, a million in taxes for, like, a certain thing. I don't know what it was for. And. And I got the number and I was like, fuck, okay. But I have to subtract a million. So in my head. And Allie didn't text back for like, 10 minutes.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I was like, greg, I'll subtract a million from this because that's being taken out. And then ally text back 10 minutes later, she's like, no, that's the millions already been taken out. And in that 10 minutes, I basically made a million dollars, which is kind of crazy to think about. Like, that's insane. I was a million short in my head, and then I wasn't. That's. That was my Neymar feeling.

[Taylor]

You inherited a million?

[Jason]

That was my inheritance coming in. I don't know. Know. I also find it interesting, like, I really want to win the lottery and I know it's, like, impossible.

[Georgia]

Oh, it's.

[Jason]

I know. I was gonna say fucked up, like, of me to say that.

[Scan]

Right.

[Jason]

I just, like, think, like, me winning the lottery is just. I just don't think any. I want to win it. Not for the money, obviously. For the money, sure. But, like, mainly to be able to document it.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I think that would be the greatest video series of all, obviously.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Of all time. Someone winning a billion dollar Jack. Could you imagine that first video? Could you imagine how many people are watching that video? Be David Won. But, like, that video series would be so. Because you. You never See, a billionaire documented, like the. Or like a lottery winner documented. The closest one was that guy that won in la. Remember he won like the Dallas friend. No, no, well, that too. But that was in a billionaire that was a millionaire. Yeah, but like the guy who won the 1.5 and he like paparazzi would follow him everywhere. He bought like a new, like Ferrari, then he bought like three homes in la. Oh, wow. Like, it's so interesting. I'd love to, like, see.

[Scan]

What would you do? Would you give a lot of it away?

[Jason]

Of course, yeah.

[Scan]

I mean, what way would you give it away?

[Jason]

In what way? Like, probably through, like cars, through videos. I mean, cars, cash, cars. But everything would be through video, which would be so fun. Imagine giving a million dollars away like through fucking through. I don't know, 40, 50, 60 vlogs. Like, that's gotta be the best thing ever. And I feel like, honestly, if you like really think about it, that's best case scenario for a lottery winner because then I get to spread it around. Other than one guy.

[Scan]

Tax write off. What isn't it?

[Jason]

What do you mean? It's free tax write off.

[Scan]

Well, like, you can write all that money off.

[Jason]

I see. I don't understand that logic.

[Scan]

Well, you can.

[Georgia]

I don't know if you can.

[Jason]

No, first of all, it's not, it's not tax free. You win 1.5.

[Scan]

No, no. You get taxed on that obviously. But then the money that, that you're giving away. Yeah, you can write that off.

[Jason]

Listen, I'm a YouTuber and one of the most popular comments I get when I. Not most popular, but like whenever there's a hater in the comments, they'll be like, I'll give away a car and they'll be like, it's a tax write off. I have no idea what that means.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And what that does. So I don't think that you're still

[Taylor]

spending the money at the end of the day.

[Jason]

Yeah, like, aren't you still spending the money? I don't, I don't get what people say.

[Scan]

But you write off. You write it off against what you make.

[Georgia]

Yeah, you just pay a little less deducts from that.

[Scan]

Deducts from that.

[Georgia]

So it's basically saving you.

[Jason]

It's like, it's like that you're still spending money. Like it's never a situation where it's like, you should buy this thing. You shouldn't.

[Scan]

You should.

[Georgia]

I feel like it can be that.

[Jason]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Scan]

You have to give us. You have to Be taxed a certain amount anyway. So that's why, like, when you see, like a billionaire, like, give away $40 million, it's like, well, yeah, because he was going to have to pay it anyway.

[Jason]

My siblings asked me the other day. They were like, mister. Yeah. She texted me.

[Scan]

What'd you say?

[Jason]

She said, does Jason hate me?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. We should have her on the podcast.

[Scan]

We should, we should.

[Jason]

We should build this up for a little bit longer.

[Scan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

I think one day.

[Scan]

I watched her snaps last night out of rage. Terrible. No, I didn't. I wouldn't know how to find it.

[Jason]

My siblings asked me the other day. They were like, have you. Have you. How much do you pay for taxes? Or do you pay taxes? I was like, no, I've never paid taxes in my life. And they were like, what? I was like, yeah, no, no, you don't have to pay taxes when you're rich. It's really funny because they. They bought it, obviously.

[Taylor]

That's funny.

[Scan]

What's it like when you go to dinner with them? Is it probably better now that they're older? I'm sure you had fun. Yeah, but is it better now that you're older?

[Jason]

We went to Monkey Bar.

[Georgia]

Have you been okay? No. I was thinking the night I went to dinner with your sister, Same thing.

[Jason]

Is it the same place for Charles? Oh, yeah, yeah, we went to Fort Charles.

[Scan]

You went to For Charles?

[Jason]

No, no, they. They own Monkey Bar.

[Georgia]

Oh, they have the cool bread.

[Jason]

Yes, it's called the monkey bread.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

The best bread I've had at a place.

[Georgia]

Insane.

[Jason]

Yeah. And I'm talking, like, better than, like the marinara pizza bread. It is. Fuck. It's.

[Georgia]

It's.

[Jason]

There's like sugar on the bread.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like on top.

[Georgia]

I don't even know how to explain it.

[Jason]

No, no. It's wild. So this is my first time at dinner with my siblings as like, adults. So it was like, really, really interesting. And I remember the waitress. The waitress was just like. I said, can you take a photo of us for our family? And she's like, okay, that's what this is. I was so confused by the setup. I was like, what is going on here?

[Georgia]

I feel like you guys look related.

[Jason]

She said. She said we didn't, which was interesting. I do think we look a lot like you look a lot alike. But it is interesting to like, it's me sitting next to a 21 year old.

[Scan]

David's like the modeling age.

[Jason]

16 year old. It's like, what is David doing here? It's so random.

[Georgia]

I thought there was an adult also present.

[Jason]

No, no, no. I feel bad for, like, people that have. That are like, that are. That are really. That have really hot daughters that have old dads.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Right. Like, that's got to be tough to go to dinner.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Scan]

I live that every day.

[Jason]

Like, especially in.

[Scan]

In a different way.

[Jason]

Oh, with Naveen?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, wow. Yeah, you. Yeah, you do.

[Scan]

I went saw my mom in Boston, and she lives with all old ladies, like, in the same apartment complex, so they're all friends. And she walked in, and this woman looks up to me and she goes, jason, Robin the cradle.

[Jason]

Huh?

[Georgia]

Oh, wow, wow, wow.

[Jason]

Robin the cradle is like, I never realized how fucked up that.

[Georgia]

That's really.

[Jason]

That phrase is.

[Scan]

Robin the cradle.

[Jason]

Robbing. Right.

[Georgia]

Cradle snatcher. Isn't it as well?

[Jason]

Robbing the cradle.

[Scan]

Yeah, that is. That's really fucked up if you think about it.

[Jason]

It's so fucked up.

[Scan]

Well, especially after Epstein. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, y. But I.

[Scan]

Eating the cradle.

[Jason]

I've heard. I've heard that phrase forever. Yeah. But other than that, no. Dinner was lit. Sister graduated.

[Scan]

What did you guys talk about at dinner? Is it better now than when you were kids?

[Jason]

For sure.

[Scan]

Okay. How so?

[Jason]

Well, because they have.

[Scan]

It's real.

[Jason]

It's. What's really baffling to me is that we all grew up in the same house.

[Scan]

Right?

[Jason]

We all grew up. We all have the same childhood, but in different font or like, different font sizes or. It's just different.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, we have the same parents. I know. This is like, a very weird thing.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I said this at dinner and they were like, yeah, dude, we're related. That's what they said.

[Taylor]

But your age gap is so large.

[Jason]

It's so large. So, like, we didn't grow up to get. Like, I left and then they were growing up.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And they were doing the same. It was the same curriculum that I had. Right. Like, they went to church, they fought with my parents. Parents. My parents were weird on this. They weren't weird on this. So, like, we've so many similarities, and it's weird to hear them complain about certain things. Like, let's. Let's say it's, like, about my parents. Right. It's weird to have, like, a complaint that I'm like, that's so crazy. Like, I remember that exact thing 15 years ago. It's so. It's so bizarre. And I've, like, I've never had that experience ever. And I'm like, this is so weird. It's like, you guys, like, are me.

[Scan]

I'm the only one who can be me because I'm lit.

[Jason]

So now I have to kill you guys. Wait a minute.

[Scan]

Wait a minute. Are you guys possibly lit, too?

[Jason]

No, but it's really. I just. And I think they live such interesting lives. Like, Esther just graduated Parsons. She's roommates with my younger sister Sarah. And, like, Sarah doesn't like to go out. She likes to, like, play video games. And she's a bunny in her room that takes up half the bunny has better real. The button the bunny should be paying in New York, probably twelve hundred dollars. Like, the bunny. The bunny has so much room in her room, it makes no sense. Oh, you walk in and you see bunny and you go, where do you sleep? That's how. That's how you respond to where the bunny is. The bunny kind of hops around the apartment. It's. Yeah, yeah. So Sarah stays home and Esther goes out. And Esther will complain and be like, I want Sarah to go out, but Sarah just doesn't care for it, which I totally get. Yeah, it's really interesting. They're like, really. They're opposites.

[Scan]

I heard Sarah's really into, like, nature and stuff. That's what your mom told me, right? She, like, wants to own, like, a farm and stuff.

[Jason]

Yes.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. I don't know about farm, but she wants to. She said she wanted to move to Canada.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I was like, why Canada?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That was strange. I was like, out of all places, you want to say you're. You've moved to Canada.

[Scan]

What's wrong with Canada?

[Jason]

I don't know. That's what she said, too. And I guess I'm being, like, kind of a hater. Canada's beautiful.

[Taylor]

I'm just, like, just random.

[Jason]

Yeah, I. I have a thing for names.

[Scan]

Canada's weird.

[Jason]

And I think the word. Why do you think it's weird?

[Scan]

The people are just weird. It's like, they're just like, oh, no.

[Jason]

I had like.

[Scan]

They're like. It's a little bizarro there. What, the people? Yeah.

[Jason]

No, I think the people are good.

[Scan]

It's like the United States, but it's not.

[Jason]

No, something's off. The way I'm saying, oh, that is funny. The United States, but it's not.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Well, the reason I reacted to, like, that's weird that you're moving to. That you want to move to Canada. It's like someone saying, I want to move to Illinois, where I'm from.

[Scan]

Okay.

[Jason]

Like, I love Illinois. And I see why? You would love it. It's just a weird thing to be like in my head to be like, this is the goal. No, because I'm like, why don't you just, like, move to Switzerland or, like, go to, like, a European country or something?

[Scan]

What's the goal? Moving to Illinois or Canada.

[Jason]

Exotic. Well, hers is Canada.

[Scan]

Yeah, Canada is kind of, you know, strange. I don't know why she wants to move there.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you have to ask. They're all very different. Really cool. Toby is 16.

[Scan]

What's he into?

[Jason]

Into soccer.

[Georgia]

Wait, Toby's 16?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

He's really good.

[Jason]

Really?

[Georgia]

Doesn't he look, like, younger than that? Do you.

[Taylor]

He does look younger.

[Jason]

He's a young face. But he's so fucking tall.

[Scan]

He's a handsome guy.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

The other day we were saying Toby looks more like my sibling than David's.

[Scan]

Oh, that's cute.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, that is kind of cute.

[Scan]

Do you think people start to look alike when they hang out a lot?

[Jason]

Well, he looks a little Asian, which I don't really understand. I don't really get it. I don't care why he looks Asian. I don't.

[Taylor]

You're a dad. Like, dad looks a little Asian.

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[Jason]

Really? Georgia, how is your. Have you met my siblings in New York?

[Georgia]

I have. I met your sisters.

[Jason]

Oh, but not like on your own.

[Georgia]

No, I was gonna. I've gotta hang out with Esther.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah, you said that.

[Georgia]

Yeah. And I like. I keep traveling, but I really want to. I feel like I don't know if

[Jason]

she'll keep taking you out.

[Georgia]

We have so much fun.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

How's your boat experience?

[Georgia]

It's so fun.

[Jason]

Have you been a yacht girl before?

[Georgia]

Yes, I have. Not in that way. No, no, no. I've just been on a yacht, first of all. Oh, I actually have a weird story about someone accidentally trying to like put me in a yacht girl situation.

[Jason]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Georgia]

I tried to.

[Jason]

Okay, I want to hear the story. But why is that a negative thing?

[Georgia]

Oh, it's prostitution. Yeah. It's basically you're getting paid by someone to be on a yacht and like,

[Scan]

which by the way, I don't think is negative at all.

[Jason]

Like, wait, yeah, wait, no problem. I don't know why I owed like that. I'm still just like, I would go.

[Georgia]

Well, when you think of.

[Jason]

Yes. It's so different when you're a guy.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Talking about. Cuz like as a guy, if an older woman was like, I have this beautiful boat.

[Taylor]

Oh, it's definitely like a double standard.

[Scan]

It's like, oh, for sure, right?

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Cuz like if you were a guy you'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna go

[Taylor]

like if want to go have sex with somebody and also make a fucking bag, you should just go do that. Like, who cares? But people love to just talk down on.

[Jason]

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, so you agree that it's not a bad thing?

[Taylor]

I mean, I personally don't care. Like you can do whatever you want, but other people obviously frown upon.

[Jason]

I would totally Yacht boy.

[Taylor]

It's like the same.

[Jason]

Which honestly, if anybody is listening to this and they need a yacht boy. Oh, there are yacht boys. There's like actors, right?

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Oh yeah.

[Georgia]

Oh, true. I think I know a few.

[Scan]

Yeah. There's a really big actor I was reading about who's a yacht boy.

[Jason]

Wow. And is it like, is that confirmed or do they just see a picture of him on a yacht and they just like.

[Taylor]

I think it's a lot of just like paparazzi photos on like rich people's.

[Jason]

Also big actors go on rich people's yachts because it's like the rich person wants not fucking them.

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Just like they each want what they want the company and the person has a boat.

[Georgia]

I don't know. Okay, see that's my experience is I've just gone with friends that have a boat, but I've never been paid or been there to be with someone.

[Jason]

Okay, wait, what's your yacht girl story story?

[Georgia]

Oh, the interesting one. I nearly got like kind of pimped out by my friend. They kind of, they told me a bunch of people I knew were going on this trip.

[Jason]

I Feel like that would happen to you a lot.

[Georgia]

Yes, it does. People always put me in situations like this because I'm like, I'm always down to, like, have fun. And I think they just take advantage of the fact that they can get something out of me.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

By being around certain people. I don't see it that way. I'm a little naive in that as you are.

[Jason]

This is. Yeah. Girling aside and pimping you out aside. You are the one person that, like, my brain goes to when like, we. We joke. Like when we're like, who should we go film with in this country? And I'm like, well,

[Georgia]

that's actually so nice joking when you said that.

[Jason]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Scan]

It's a nice compliment.

[Georgia]

Yeah, yeah, it's a really nice.

[Jason]

Because you're really good with other people and, like, you understand the camera thing and you like, you know, you're very reality show based. So you don't even care that we're even if we are filming a lot. You're like, you don't give a fuck.

[Georgia]

Yeah. And I'd never like, hit you and be like, delete that. Like, I don't care.

[Jason]

We've never even had. We've never even had a moment like that. But yeah, I gu. That is kind of interesting. We should spice it up more.

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Jason]

We should get to the moments where it's like, that's got to be unleashing him.

[Taylor]

Let's keep it out of here.

[Jason]

Okay. Wait, wait. So go. Sorry.

[Georgia]

Yeah. I got invited to this trip. I was told a few friends of mine were going. Sounded amazing. I flew there. Basically none of them were coming. I get on this boat and it's three Turkish men I've never seen in my life. They don't speak English. My friend doesn't come. And all the girls. I was on the boat. One other girl shows up that I've met one time and I've started piecing this together and I'm like, wait, I don't think this was the trip I was invited to. My friend was claiming they were sick in another country and couldn't make it turn their phone off.

[Jason]

Wait, what?

[Georgia]

I was literally on a boat with these three Turkish men that I've never met. And they were trying to come into my room. Like, it was kind of creepy. I was very. What do you mean?

[Jason]

I feel like you're really downplaying this.

[Georgia]

Well, I ended up getting off the boat. It took. I had a charter to it, thinking all my friends were going to be on it. None of Them are on it. Just three Turkish men on the roof. And I'm like, they couldn't speak English. They're all speaking in Turkish about me. They're all looking at me really funny.

[Jason]

Were you. Did you get. Did you charter there alone?

[Georgia]

I charted there alone because I was meeting people I thought, like, were going.

[Jason]

And none of. Just one was there.

[Georgia]

None of them were there. None of them were there. One of the girls ends up coming late, and she's super young, bubbly, naive. Was so excited. I'm like, hey, like, no one we know is here. We need to get off this.

[Jason]

Wait, this is, like, taken.

[Georgia]

It was pretty scary, I'm not gonna lie. And one of them looked at me at one point. I was trying to be nice and, like. Like, disarm the situation. Just keep it chill. And I was planning an escape. I ended up leaving the next day for a week.

[Jason]

And one of them.

[Georgia]

One of them, like, loved me, like, really, really obsessive with me. And, like, sat next to me and started giving me, like, hypothetical situations about, like, if cheating and stuff. He's like, if we were together and you cheated on me, I would invite you to Turkey and you'd never leave. Like, basically saying it would kill me. I'm like, cool.

[Jason]

Wait, what?

[Georgia]

Yeah.

[Scan]

And that is how much I love you.

[Georgia]

I would bring you. I'd bring you to my country and, like, no one would ever find you again kind of thing. I'm like, wait, I need to get off this boat.

[Jason]

That's a weird way to profess your life.

[Georgia]

I know.

[Jason]

I want to capture you.

[Georgia]

Yeah. So I basically got kind of pimped out, I guess. I was a yacht girl for, like, 0.5 seconds. I didn't know I was.

[Scan]

How many days you last on the boat? Pre K?

[Georgia]

I was there one night.

[Scan]

One night. Got out.

[Georgia]

Oh, wow.

[Scan]

You said, hey, you gotta.

[Jason]

How did you leave? How did you leave that? That's a very tough situation.

[Georgia]

I wonder if they'll ever hear this because I lied. I said, I have, like, an emergency work thing. People are gonna, like, book my flights. I'm going to Capri. And I just went and met friends in Capri.

[Jason]

The same frats?

[Georgia]

No, a different group of people that I knew were there.

[Taylor]

Wow.

[Georgia]

And I just got out. I was like, I'm so sorry, guys. Like.

[Jason]

And were they, like, pissed?

[Scan]

Pissed?

[Georgia]

They were pissed. But I. I didn't want to be like, I'm getting off this boat, because I didn't know I was on the boat.

[Jason]

Totally, totally, totally, totally chill. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

It was very weird situation and a friend put me in that.

[Jason]

So, yeah. Wait, your friend that put you in this. Do you guys still talk?

[Georgia]

We do now. They lied and said they were in hospital and I ended up like having a full on fight with them. Getting. I said, show me the medical records then. Because I knew they were just partying in Ibiza and they just pimped me out and they ended up being like, okay, I lied. Like, I just put you on that boat. I'm like, what,

[Jason]

Georgia? What the are you saying?

[Georgia]

Well, we've kept it. We've kept it cool because they know a lot of people I know. Like, I'm a very.

[Jason]

This is a girl.

[Georgia]

Like I'm friends with all my ex.

[Jason]

This another woman?

[Georgia]

No, it's a guy.

[Jason]

Was he paid?

[Georgia]

Oh, probably.

[Taylor]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jason]

What?

[Georgia]

I definitely think so.

[Jason]

So wait, what'd you say?

[Scan]

Was he paid?

[Georgia]

I think so. And I. I know because there's been a few other things that I was invited to thinking it was like a good gesture for me to be coming, that I was actually. My attendance was paid for and they kept the money for. This is like people that I would hang out with in la. So I'm like.

[Taylor]

And that's why she moved.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Wait, do I know this person?

[Taylor]

I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Jason]

Oh, you know this person?

[Taylor]

Yeah, I've heard this story before.

[Scan]

Oh, wow.

[Georgia]

Yeah, it was pretty shocking. It was more shocking. They were lying and doubling down and being like, you're a terrible person. Because I was in hospital and I said, okay, show me the medical report. Where's the bill?

[Jason]

Holy crazy.

[Georgia]

They're like, how dare you? Like, I was calling my mom. My mom was so worried about me. I'm like, medical report, like, oh, fine.

[Jason]

Wow.

[Georgia]

I just stayed in Ibiza and partied.

[Scan]

I'm like, wait, I don't know, I could have died. He says to you, you want to go on a yacht? Like, have fun. These guys are great.

[Georgia]

You know, it's going.

[Scan]

Yeah, it'll be fun.

[Georgia]

Love them.

[Scan]

Sure. Yeah. And then you get there.

[Georgia]

I get there. Not a single person was.

[Jason]

Wait, that's. That's a. Literally a horror movie.

[Georgia]

Yeah. Multiple of the girls hadn't even been told about the trip. One was moving houses in la. She was nowhere even. She wasn't even in Europe. And I was like, expecting all these girls that I'm really comfortable with and like, like friends. We had to be there. And none of them even knew it was happening.

[Taylor]

That's also just such a crazy liability for that Person to just like send you. Cuz I don't. I. I imagine that he doesn't even know who these men are on the boat, right?

[Georgia]

Like, no idea. This was the first time they've actually spoken.

[Jason]

Does this supposed to have a reputation like this or. This was very out of the blue?

[Georgia]

I think so.

[Taylor]

I think people are starting to realize who.

[Jason]

Oh, wow.

[Scan]

John Castro.

[Jason]

John Castro.

[Georgia]

Yeah. So you just got to go on the boat and.

[Scan]

I mean, I don't know where you're going to go on the. What's it called? The dock. Okay. Yeah, go on the dock.

[Jason]

What's it called? The dock.

[Scan]

Put your foot on the boat and.

[Georgia]

Crazy.

[Jason]

When was this? How long was this?

[Georgia]

It was last year. Summertime, Georgia.

[Jason]

That's one of the. It's very insane.

[Georgia]

I know. It's actually pretty scary.

[Jason]

Well, good for you for getting out of there.

[Scan]

You ever been pimped?

[Taylor]

Yeah. By David. Every day. That's what I'm doing right now.

[Jason]

I'm yach.

[Taylor]

Girling it up.

[Jason]

Yeah. Speak. Nah, don't.

[Taylor]

I know you're trying to me.

[Scan]

You ever been pimped out?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

Have you?

[Jason]

Yeah, for sure.

[Scan]

Oh, I know your story.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Georgia]

I got to hear that later.

[Jason]

When you're 18 in LA, things happen.

[Scan]

Twink city.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's. It's happened. It is.

[Scan]

She read a movie.

[Jason]

It's very different. As a guy.

[Georgia]

Wow. I didn't even realize that would happen.

[Taylor]

Just poor little naive Dave.

[Georgia]

I see. I would. I'm the same. I was the same.

[Jason]

It was so dumb, but I was also like, I wanna experience everything. I'm 18. It's kind of. It's. Yeah, it's unfortunate, but it is kind of like that's. That's how you. Liberty Mutual customizes your car and home insurance.

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[Jason]

Kind of learn, you know who's having a good time on this boat? Who? Ilya.

[Scan]

Oh, my God. I just saw him three miles away from the boat on a kayak.

[Jason]

Yeah, he's having a really good time. I was like, could you see yourself doing this more? And he's like, I actually surprisingly love this. And I've never heard him say. I've never heard him speak like that.

[Taylor]

Really? That's. So what is he doing? I guess I really haven't seen him. So he's just really minding his own business.

[Jason]

I think he, like. I think he likes that has his own room that, like, he like, has his own.

[Taylor]

Like, he can go.

[Jason]

He can go do his work and he come out, be on the water, work out on the deck. I think he really likes the sun.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I think he, like, likes just like the access to the water. He was fishing till like 3am last night with John.

[Scan]

Yeah. And he was really fun. We went to town yesterday.

[Jason]

Really?

[Scan]

Yeah, he was really fun. He bought a shirt and it was a sweatshirt and it was. He thought it was $30. So he ripped the tag off.

[Jason]

Off.

[Scan]

But it ended up being $300.

[Jason]

Oh, Jesus.

[Scan]

Then he was too shy to take it back, so then I went and took it back for him, but I couldn't get the money back.

[Jason]

Oh, my God. He was.

[Scan]

Why wouldn't he just not buy it?

[Jason]

Because he ripped the tag off.

[Scan]

So what?

[Jason]

Just put the tag. No, I'd feel guilty about that too.

[Scan]

Really.

[Jason]

He. He was FaceTiming his girlfriend yesterday. We were like editing the vlog and he was sitting here and he's like, baby, baby, baby, guess how much I paid for this. The sweater. And she's like, is it a lot or little? And he's like, you gotta guess. You gotta guess. You gotta guess. She's like, well, tell me, is it a lot or a little? And he's like, you just have to guess. You have to start guessing. She's like, okay, well, it's probably You're. It's probably little, right? And he's like, no, baby, you gotta guess. You gotta guess. And she's like, okay, so I'm assuming now it's a lot, so I'm just gonna guess a lot. He's like, yeah, baby, guess, guess. And she's like, $130. And he goes, no, no, no, no. And she goes, oh, okay, okay. So I guess it's little, so. So I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess $10. It's like, no. And she's like, well, was that closer with, like, a lot or a little? And he goes, baby, you just have to guess. You just have to guess. She's like, okay, well, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go somewhere in the middle, like, $70. And. And he's like, nope. And then she's like, well, am I closer with the 130 or the 5? And he's like, baby, you just gotta get guess. You got a guess.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God. It went on for like 15 minutes.

[Jason]

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. It kept going. And I was like, just tell the girl. Just tell her how much it is. And it kept going. And then she finally. And then she guessed over after like, four more guesses. She's like, there's no way it was 400. And he's like, closer. And she's like, you did not spend 400 on a sweatshirt. You spent 400. And I'm like, well, great. Now you have to, like, reel it back. Now she's like, blown away by this 400. Now you have to reel it back. It's only 300. And I was, like, sitting right next to it. I was like, oh, my God, this is.

[Scan]

If you had someone in your life, would you be a little more sensitive about that call?

[Jason]

I felt bad for her.

[Scan]

Oh,

[Jason]

I felt bad for her.

[Taylor]

Spit it out.

[Jason]

Yeah, because he was. Because she was just like, can you just tell me if it's a lot or a little? And yes, granted, she should have started guessing right away. She wasn't giving it up. They were both being stubborn. They were both being stubborn, but I was just like, why don't you just tell her also? It's like it's 300. I know it's a lot, but, like, this is not worth a 20 minute fucking argument about this thing.

[Scan]

Did you notice we did boys and girls tables last night?

[Jason]

Yeah, I thought we did that on purpose.

[Taylor]

So nice.

[Scan]

And so I'm watching the girls table. They're on fire over There. They're having the best time.

[Jason]

You're, like, really jealous about that. I was, like, not bummed out.

[Scan]

I wasn't jealous about it. I don't need to be at the girls table.

[Jason]

You were like, they're having a lot of fun. And I was like, yeah, they're girls.

[Scan]

Yeah. So then it's over at our table with Zane, you, Ilya and John and Scan. Psycho Scan. And like. And listen, I'm not blaming you guys. I'm bad too. But, like, we can't get a fucking conversation going. Like, what's wrong with us? I asked Zane after you left because you had a call. I was like, yo, man, tell me about your life. And he just goes. He goes, hey, man. He's like, I don't know, man. I do two podcasts a week. He's like. He's like, I just don't feel like talking at all. Oh, my God. And I was like. I was like, okay, that's fair. And then I turned to Ilya.

[Jason]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Scan]

And then I turned to Ilya and I'm like, hey, man, put your phone down. And he goes. He goes, I can't. And I go, why? And he goes, I watched top 10 birds of all time, and honest TikTok are the 10 craziest birds.

[Taylor]

Bird.

[Scan]

Bird sounds.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

So, like, one is like the loon. One is like the Quetzlaw from Argentina.

[Jason]

I mean, he's got a good point.

[Scan]

And then, you know, John, who. Who I love, obviously, but he's not bringing anything, and you left and, like, we barely got a conversation going.

[Georgia]

It was.

[Scan]

It was bad.

[Jason]

I.

[Scan]

Instead of male thing.

[Jason]

I didn't mind sitting there in silence with you guys, really, at all. I was actually glad. I was glad we split up because girls are so chatty. And, like, I, like, I know that, like, I won't contribute there. I'll just bring the vibe down, right? I'd rather just sit in silence with you guys and eat.

[Scan]

You don't crave, like, a stimulating conversation.

[Jason]

Come on, Jay, I'm being serious. No, really? No. Never. Never in my life.

[Scan]

Life. You wouldn't. Well, you wouldn't want Ilya to tell you a story he's never told you before.

[Taylor]

You're so chatty.

[Scan]

You love. You are so chatty.

[Taylor]

Couch and just chop it up.

[Jason]

Not a stimulating conversation. I like conversations about nothing. Like, with my roommates. Like, when it's just, like, we're just, like, reminiscing about high school. Like, I love that. That's, like, when it's nothingness. But, like, I don't, like, go out. I don't ever. I don't ever leave the house. I like you guys.

[Georgia]

Guys.

[Jason]

I don't ever leave the house, so. And crave it somewhere else. That's what I'm referencing. Not like, not. Not at a dinner table with you. I'm saying, like, I don't crave stimulating conversations. Like, I'm not like, let's go out and meet people today and, like, see what they're like. I just. I don't know. It's like, not really.

[Scan]

But then I joined the girls table later, Zane and I joined it.

[Jason]

Awful. Horrible.

[Scan]

No, it was great. They were. They had a game going. They were playing a game. And also imposters is so stressful.

[Taylor]

I, like, never, ever, ever want to play it ever again.

[Scan]

I don't want to play it anymore either.

[Taylor]

Wait, did you actually.

[Jason]

Wait, this is really funny. So imposter. You're trying to guess the word. I'm not gonna explain again because I figured people should know by now. I don't know who the imposter is, but it's not John or Ilya.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I don't know the word. I'm not playing. I'm just, like, listening to the game. Ilya's word is bikini bottom.

[Scan]

Okay.

[Jason]

And then John goes right after him. And John goes, squidward.

[Scan]

Okay.

[Jason]

And I go, why the fuck would you say Squidward after he said bikini bottom?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, you're obviously the imposter, and you can't think of any other word.

[Scan]

How.

[Jason]

Are you referencing the same cartoon?

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

The same show.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I was so stupid that I was like, I'm so sure you're the imposter. I'll bet you a thousand dollars you're the imposter. And he shakes my hand, and I, like, couldn't pull my hand quick enough.

[Georgia]

Enough.

[Scan]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I shook his hand. So I took the deal, and I owed him $1,000 because he wasn't the pastor. I felt like an idiot. And I paid him 500. And I was like, I know I owe you 1,000, but I'm sending the other 500 to Alex, our other roommate, because I. I just feel really guilty throwing money at you all the time. And I called Alex and I was like, you're welcome. John just made you 500.

[Scan]

Did you. Did you explain to Alex why?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Scan]

What did Alex say?

[Jason]

Alex laughed. He was like, yes.

[Taylor]

He's like, I'm making money.

[Jason]

He's like, that makes sense.

[Scan]

That's the funniest part of the story. Alex being like, yeah, ch. So.

[Jason]

All right, guys, that's all time we have for this podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for everybody that joined us. Go listen to George's podcast. Girls Disrupted. Natalie, Jason's daily vlogs. Taylor's cat, Theodore the munchkin. Go follow him on Instagram. We'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.

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