Dinner With Three Famous People

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Dinner With Three Famous People
Date: March 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash (joined by friends Natalie, Taylor, and John) explore the hypothetical dinner-with-three-famous-people question, discuss upcoming vlogging adventures, and dive into topics ranging from drug experimentation (specifically DMT) to food rituals, editing paralysis, and conventions. The pod mixes humor, introspection, and the group’s signature banter as they debate life choices and dish out both pop-culture commentary and personal anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points

1. DMT Trilogy & Brain Realities

• David reveals his plans for a DMT "trilogy" (second episode in the arc, still hasn't tried DMT)
  • He speculates about altered states and reality itself, tying future tech to simulated experiences.
  • “If you find something that can just call the shots a little stronger than your actual reality, then you’re straight up in a different reality.” (01:31, David)
• Group reactions:
  • Jason jokes about David starting a cult.
  • Taylor muses the positive side: "If it allows you to see a world where things are possible, it makes you believe in our current reality that you're capable of those things." (04:57, Taylor)
  • Natalie is hesitant about timing for DMT, while David’s resolve is to “just fall into it.”
  • The team acknowledges: whatever changes David undergoes post-DMT could shift the podcast and their lives.

Notable Quotes

• “Are you searching for something?” – Jason (07:00)
• “No, no, no, no…whatever happens, whatever I’m feeling at the end of it is what I’m going to want.” – David (07:06)

2. Drugs, Anxiety and Coping Mechanisms

• Drug experiences:
  • David confesses he doesn’t really enjoy drugs, even weed (“No drug where I’ve been like, yes, let’s go.” (08:26)) but is curious about DMT as a one-time thing.
  • Ketamine stories and John’s anxiety about weed/marijuana.
  • Beta blockers for anxiety: Jason shares that trying a beta blocker made him calm before a shoot (11:34-12:17).

3. Group Dynamics and “Friendship Maintenance”

• Three-movie marathons stress John out (“I just think I’m not used to being constantly surrounded by people.” – John, 14:12)
• Debate over needing alone time vs. FOMO vs. doing “absolutely nothing” in a social setting.
• Hilarious bit about “hanging out too much” and needing a “reset”— likened to romantic relationships.

4. Food and Restaurant Rituals

• Obsessing over quick restaurants and food preferences:
  • David’s speed-eating prowess and preference for immediately ordering.
  • Natalie’s need to “take a minute” with the menu – group’s conflicting preferences over how to handle ordering rituals.
• Embarrassment over being a ‘groupie’ for a restaurant: Jason admits feeling awkward going to the same restaurant every day for five days (18:23).

5. Filming the New Vlog Style

• David is launching a new, more hands-off vlog experiment:
  • He’ll film in Rio de Janeiro, filming on high-quality cameras, with no editing direction— sending raw footage to 4-5 editors and letting the best edit win.
  • “I just want it to be where I’m not touching any of that.” (20:36, David)
• Paralysis Analysis: David wants to escape his old perfectionism; Natalie and Jason are skeptical whether he can fully “let go” after years of being so hands-on.

Notable Quotes

• “I don’t even want to watch these before they’re uploaded…just put them up. I’m done.” – David (32:06)

6. The Rio de Janeiro Trip & Brazilian Social Rituals

• Travel plans: The group is headed to Rio; Jason is nervous about the flight length and rain.
• Cultural observations:
  • In Rio, “everybody there loves making out…[it’s] almost like saying hello.” (23:35)
  • Natalie recounts her experience being spontaneously kissed by a stranger (“I have to show you the Brazilian way”) and being pursued at different clubs.
  • David is excited about more daytime, “chill” activities instead of all-night drinking.

Memorable Story

• Natalie’s two-night run-in with the same Brazilian kisser is hilariously recounted (25:27-27:39).

7. Dinner With Three Famous People

• The main game: Each host and guest shares their ideal dinner guests, living or dead.
  • David’s picks: Jesus Christ, Bob Lazar (alien whistleblower), and Barack Obama.
    • “And you don’t actually really need anybody other than Jesus Christ, because that kind of covers everything.” (36:07)
  • Natalie: Marilyn Monroe, Emma Greed (entrepreneur), and Kylie Jenner.
  • Jason: Larry David, Dave Chappelle, Howard Stern (“My dinner’s going to be so funny…” (38:54))
  • Taylor: Abraham Lincoln plus struggle to find perfect pairings.
  • Ilya: Eminem, Bill Gates, and David Dobrik (for comfort and less awkwardness).

Notable Quotes

• “My job’s kind of to, like, have fun. Meanwhile, this guy’s, like, fucking in a cloud of smoke, pulling out people from a burning building… I felt like a fuckin’ loser.” – David, on explaining his job to a firefighter (42:31)
• “Jesus is going to be telling me about how the universe started…I’m not going to keep comparing my things to you guys.” – David (39:05)

8. Conventions, Snack Food, and Healthy vs. “Real” Snacks

• Snack conventions:
  • David and Jason compare healthy organic snack events vs. industrial junk food conventions.
  • David strongly advocates for “authentic” junk food (“color my insides red!”) and resists the healthy snack trend for chips.
• Upcoming Waivers chip flavors discussed and group favorites.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Brain Reality & DMT:

  • “So at the end of the day, if you find something that can just call the shots a little stronger than your actual reality, then you’re straight up in a different reality.” (01:31, David)
  • “Yeah, you're kind of like a groupie to the restaurant.” (18:23, David to Jason)
  • “I don’t know if it’s rude to the waiter either… in my mind, the waiter just wants the order.” (17:41, Jason)
  • “I just want it to be where I'm not touching any of that [editing].” (20:36, David)
  • “I don’t even want to watch these before they’re uploaded…just put them up. I’m done.” (32:06, David)
  • “It is like a DMT for ass shaking.” (24:51, David explaining Rio night-life)
  • “My job’s kind of to, like, have fun. ...I felt like a fuckin’ loser.” (42:31, David, meeting a firefighter)
  • “Color my insides red. I want my fingers red…that’s what snacks ought to be sometimes.” (45:39, David)

• On Dinner Guests Game:

  • “You don’t actually really need anybody other than Jesus Christ, because that kind of covers everything.” (36:07, David)
  • “My dinner’s gonna be so funny… we’re looking over at you like, oh my god, those guys are having some awkward conversation.” (38:54, Jason)
  • “Do you want to come sit at ours? Yes, please. I’ll bring Abe.” (39:28, Taylor and David)

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Important Timestamps

• DMT & Brain Reality: 01:08 – 07:14
• Drug Stories & Anxiety: 08:02 – 12:17
• Group Dynamics, Alone Time, and Movies: 12:35 – 15:04
• Restaurant Habits & Rituals: 15:30 – 19:01
• Vlog Style Change & Editing Experiment: 20:11 – 23:10; revisited 31:18 – 32:14
• Rio & Brazilian Club Culture: 23:19 – 28:32
• Dinner with Three Famous People Game: 33:44 – 41:00
• Convention Stories & Job Comparison: 41:00 – 43:11
• Snack Philosophy: 44:08 – 46:31

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Tone and Style

The episode is fast-paced, witty, and personal. David and Jason’s banter is humorous and often self-deprecating, with the group weaving in and out of big concepts with relatable, often ridiculous, comedic detours. The language is candid, conversational, and peppered with sarcasm and playful jabs.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you haven't listened, this episode delivers the classic “VIEWS” mix of deeper musings (the nature of reality; who to dine with if you could pick anyone) and absurdist humor (restaurant groupie guilt, ass-shaking in Rio, and chip flavor rants). It’s a peek into the evolving minds of David and company as they balance career evolutions, friendship negotiations, and the ever-present allure of both the past (Vine, early YouTube) and future (new vlogs, new experiences, new snacks). The episode is heavy on personality-driven moments, with each host getting vulnerable (or making fun of each other) about life, anxiety, vlogging, and big “what if?” scenarios.

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Next time: Will David actually do DMT? Is the next episode the long-awaited “DMT Finale”? Tune in for “DMT Tuesday” to find out!

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[C]

What's up guys?

[A]

Welcome back to Views. This is part two of the trilogy of my DMT pursuance. I have not touched DMT yet.

[C]

Great.

[A]

But this is a trilogy. Okay, so we know the next episode is the finale.

[C]

Yes, we have. Have you procured the dmt?

[A]

I'm not going to say, but somebody's wife in this room right now is helping me get dmt.

[C]

John, you're married. You gu. Got married.

[A]

And the people in this room are Jason.

[C]

It's amazing.

[A]

John and Taylor. So somebody's wife here, obviously. Also, I'm doing the. This experience, you know, for the pod.

[C]

Of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. We should say that.

[A]

We should say it's strictly business, strictly scientific.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm doing just like the scientists. I'm doing research. I volunteered myself as one of the test subjects. I haven't done more research about it, but I've given it some more thought.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So people are saying that, like it's like you enter a different dimension. People are saying that it's like it's more real than reality. And like I've been kind of thinking about it and it's like, yeah, it's like if, if you take something and it fires more parts of your brain on, like it turns more parts of your brain on. It has more parts of your brain communicate. Like in reality, your brain can confuse you into thinking that there is more reality than what you're seeing. Right. Like take away our eyes. Take away our. No, like take away our brain.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And our eyes, nose, ears don't do anything. Right. So it's kind of our brain calling the shots.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So at the end of the day, if you find something that can just call the shots a little stronger than your actual reality, then you're straight up in a different reality. So I'm kind of interested in this. I also think this will lead to. In a hundred years, my biggest goal for science and development is I hope one day we'll all be able to be hooked up to a chair and we'll be able to type in our lives and, like, what we want to experience, and then we'll be able to live as a rock star.

[C]

Oh, that's right. You've always wanted to do that.

[A]

Yeah. Live as a superhero and. Yeah. Like, why is that so far away? Like, why can't scientists just find the tube that, like, confuses your thoughts for real? And that's it.

[C]

Yeah. I don't understand that, though. To be hooked up to a tube for your whole life. Like, why not just live your whole life or just die?

[A]

What? Well, because you can live like it. Well, I'm saying this is that, like, this is. You'd probably do this either in your early age just because you don't love your life, or you do this when you're in your 70s, 80s, and you're about to die.

[C]

Oh, wow. What do you think that would cost

[A]

80 grand a year today?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I think it'd be a one time payment.

[C]

I would think it would be a monthly.

[A]

What? No, no, because you're hooked up to it for life.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

And I think the way it's programmed is when you die in this new dream world, in this beautiful dream world, that's when you actually die, which could quite literally be happening right now to any of us. This could be the life you've always wanted, Jason.

[C]

The one I'm in now.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Are you sure?

[A]

Yeah. Well, who knows? Maybe you came from somewhere where it was like, a lot rougher. You do live a nice life. I know.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[A]

You're right. I know. You know, all things consider. You are the joke sometimes. But, like, you live an incredible life.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I am very lucky. I was at a snack convention yesterday. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[A]

Yeah. So that's like. And you probably wrote that in into the system. I probably did, yeah. You're like, can I? Yeah. At one point I want to go with a younger guy to a snack convention for his chip company in Anaheim. No, but, like, who knows? And maybe when you die here, that's when your actual body that's hooked up to a computer right now dies.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I don't know. I don't want to get into this too much. If people ever, like, question you, like, DM you. Hey, are you okay? No, they actually. I'm serious. I'm just being genuine. I have a secret following on. We're all you guys starting religion, basically. You guys are like, really? Whatever.

[C]

Wait.

[A]

We say John.

[B]

I was thinking, like, that's Taylor. It's more of a positive experience, the blonde than John's.

[A]

The Filipino guy.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I was thinking it's more of a positive experience if it, like, allows you to see a world where things are possible, and then it makes you believe in, like, our current reality that you're capable of those things.

[A]

Interesting. Everybody, I've brought up to the fact that I may or may not try DMT this Sunday. Everyone's, like, so positive about it.

[C]

They are.

[A]

Yeah. It's.

[C]

Have you talked to some people outside

[A]

dinner Inner Circle last night? Yeah.

[C]

You went. Where'd you go?

[A]

I went to dinner last night.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Two people.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was like, I'm gonna try dmt. I was actually. Well, we went to snack convention yesterday in Anaheim.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And two of, like, the buyers that were there or three of the buyers.

[C]

You didn't bring it up to the buyers?

[A]

Of course I did.

[C]

You didn't?

[A]

Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna do DMT this weekend. And I guess I think I got the perfect crowd because they were, like, really excited about it. They've never done it, but they've heard a lot about it. So they were like, you gotta tell us what it's like. Wow.

[C]

Were they some of the older guys you were talking to?

[A]

No, they were, like, younger guys. Like, 40s.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. It wasn't like 60s or 70s type of guys, but. Yeah, no, definitely guys that have been around, that have heard of it, like, and haven't gotten a chance to try it. Right. It's so interesting. You have, like. You didn't just ask younger people. You have, like. No, I've asked a lot of people. No one's been. Stay away from it.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And that, Natalie, was like, why don't you just do, like, at a later time, like. And I'm like, I don't want to, like, overthink this. Yeah, I just, like, kind of fall into it. I just want to go.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think it's the right time, but.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I don't think it's the right time either.

[C]

I don't think it's the right time for you.

[A]

Yeah, I'm about to Start vlogging more.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, what if this completely changes your perspective on vlogs? Yeah. But the way I see it is, whatever it does, let's say I find out I have to move to move out of la. Yeah. And move to, like a small town in Slovakia. Yeah. That's what I'm going to want. So it doesn't matter. Yeah. Do you know? I mean, it doesn't matter. Oh. Like all of a sudden, I don't like YouTube. Cool. I don't like it anymore, period. That is the feeling I am feeling. Therefore, it does not matter. You know what I mean?

[C]

Are you searching for something?

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

No, you're not.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, whatever. Whatever happens, whatever I'm feeling at the end of it is what I'm going to want.

[B]

Okay. So this could affect all of us. You guys hear that, right?

[C]

Yes, it could.

[A]

So this trilogy is actually kind of important. Very good point, Taylor. Something I've been thinking about.

[C]

Yeah. What if there's no more pod? What if you're like Jay?

[A]

Or what if I'm like, I want you video pod? What if I'm like, I want people to see me?

[B]

I want daily pod.

[A]

Yeah. I want daily podcast. I want Jaily Pot.

[C]

I want to hang with Jason Moore, comedian guests on.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That'd be crazy.

[C]

All those people Jason wanted to book.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

I'm gonna hang out with Charlie and Wyatt more.

[A]

Yeah. You never know this. I mean. Yeah. But yeah. Okay. That's all for that conversation. Yes. We'll see you hopefully the next pod if I don't chicken out. Is it?

[C]

Yeah. I don't think you're gonna like it. I think you're gonna be like, that was dumb.

[A]

I've never liked any drug. I'm not a big fan of mushrooms. I just get dizzy and I get this like, feeling in the back of my throat that I just don't love.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Molly, I'm also not the biggest fan of. I actually refuse to do Molly just because of the comedown. So I don't know. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not a drug guy at all. Weed I don't even love because I just eat too much. There's never been a drug where I've been like, yes, let's go.

[C]

I wonder. I wonder.

[A]

But I thought DMT is supposed to be just like a one time thing. Oh, yeah. So there's two ways you can purchase it so you could get it through like a vape. This guy has it like, you can or you can just get the powder. Mm. Vape's a little more expensive, but it's. I think it's less potent. And I don't want to tell people because I'm only gonna do the shit once.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I don't want to be like, I vaped it.

[C]

Some people microdose it.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm. No, I want to do it the proper way, the real way, just once, and that's it. Goodbye.

[C]

One drug that really freaks me out is ketamine. I hear people do that a lot. My friend did ketamine, and he said he could be at a party and he could look at his friends way across the room and hear what they're saying. He said he could tap into some other kind of.

[A]

Yeah, I think what's going on frequency is. I think he was standing right next

[C]

to them, maybe, but I think they

[A]

felt like they were far away.

[C]

I can't do. I can't think about doing drugs anymore. I'm just. I actually. My brain starts to. Like, when you. When you talk about drugs, my head starts to hurt.

[A]

No, I don't.

[C]

I don't have, like, flashbacks of bad ones. Do you ever get like that when people talk about drugs? You're like. You get, like. Like a little flashback.

[B]

That's how I feel when I smoke weed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The thing I like about weed is, like, being paranoid.

[B]

Yeah. The fact that you like that, that's

[A]

crazy, dude, because it's not real.

[C]

Why do you like feeling paranoid?

[A]

Because it's, like, the strongest feeling that I have when I'm smoking weed. It's like having a nightmare. Like, usually nightmares are better than dreams because nightmares are, like, you remember them more. And, like, when I'm paranoid on weed, I'm just like, this is crazy, but I know this isn't going to last. But, like, you're, like, freaking out way more than you would be, like, having a good time. I don't know. I just think, like, that, like, side of it is, like, so much crazier.

[C]

I have so much anxiety that I would never want more anxiety.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. I'm such an anxious person. Like, I don't want to, like, walk outside and be paranoid.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

I'm saying, like, in my living room, if I'm, like. If I start, like, freaking, like, either the walls are caving in or, like, someone's about to break in, or I heard something outside that is kind of interesting to me.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

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[C]

I had a beta blocker yesterday.

[A]

You were talking about that.

[C]

It was incredible.

[A]

What is it?

[C]

Oh, it's like. It's. I don't think it's called a beta blocker. And it, like, just helps your anxiety because normally when I go out to shoot, I'm like, I'm. I'm so nervous.

[A]

Yeah, but how did you take it?

[C]

I just put it under my tongue and it. It dissolves. It's like a. It's like a little. Almost like a little candy.

[A]

It was great, but it's like a pharmaceutical. It's like something you get over the counter.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

You have to talk to your therapist or something to get. Yeah. How did you acquire psychiatrist? Your wife can get you anything.

[C]

I'm not sure.

[A]

That's crazy. I'm not sure if it's legal or not.

[C]

I think it's legal.

[A]

You sure it was a dmt? No, but. Sure it wasn't like a Molly or something?

[C]

No, it wasn't that. No, it was just. It just completely took all that anxiety of a day of shooting away.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

That feeling of like, oh, my God, I have to do this.

[A]

If it doesn't come out good, it's

[C]

not going to be good, Jay.

[A]

That's. That's. I feel. I feel like I need that. When we watch three movies in a day, my anxiety shoots up. Why do you get so stressed out? I don't know, dude. I can't tell you why. It.

[C]

Just because you're militant when you watch movies.

[B]

Dude. He goes, would we have to.

[C]

Somebody, like, goes to the bathroom.

[A]

That's how. That's how. Why he's. That's not why. He's weird about it.

[C]

Oh, that's not what's making you upset?

[A]

No, he's, like, anxious about it because he's just, like, doing nothing. Yeah, he's like. He's doing nothing.

[C]

That I get.

[A]

Yeah. But, like, Natalie's right there. And Natalie's like. Natalie's on her phone all day answering emails, and this is, like, the sir. One thing that she loves doing is just, like, sitting on the couch and doing nothing. And we're always like, john, what the fuck are you stressed about?

[B]

Yeah, that's like, the one time we're actually doing absolutely nothing. We don't have to do anything, you know?

[A]

And every time we finish a movie, John's like, no more. No more. And it's only because he has to go upstairs to play Arc Raiders. That's not true. With his. With his new friend, he made. That is not true. Me. And Alex gets so mad. That is.

[C]

Wait, John has a new friend?

[A]

Are you fucking playing with Asian Mike? That is not true. Yeah, dude, you.

[C]

You're jealous.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Of course you're jealous.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's fucking bullshit. Not only that, but we'll be playing Call of Duty. Yeah. And. And we'll, like, be in our lobby waiting for our game to start, and John will switch over his screen to. And play it, like, in the downtime when we're in the waiting lobby when our game's loading. It's fucking bullshit. Okay, I do do that, but everything else is not true.

[B]

Well, the other day, John goes, hey, guys, I think we're hanging out too much. And we all were really offended. He was like, we need a little break from each other.

[A]

Yeah. He's like, we need a reset. I'm like, what the fuck you mean, we need a reset? Like, what are you, my girlfriend? Genuinely, like, what is that? We need to reset?

[B]

Even Julia was like, what?

[C]

Why would you say that, John?

[A]

I don't know, dude. It's just. I think it's just because I'm not used to being constantly surrounded by people and, like. And, like, David, like, really, like, choked me on that one. You know what I mean?

[B]

You have a huge family.

[A]

I know, I know, but, like, I like being alone. Something about it. No, you don't. You don't like being alone, you fucking loser. I know you don't. Only for, like, a little bit. Just a little bit. Just enough to wonder, like, I get fomo. Watching three movies stress you out that much? It's just something about it, man. I don't know. Because, you know, Sunday after dmt, we have to watch two Lord of the Rings. That's seven hours of film.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know if that's possible.

[A]

I didn't put that. I didn't put that together.

[B]

I did get really antsy during the last Lord of the Rings. It was just.

[A]

It was a lot.

[C]

Three and a half hours is too long.

[A]

Yeah, I get it. But for anything, it's seven hours, Jay, not three and a half. Seven hours.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We're gonna split it with Olive Garden in the middle. All right. I hope we get the same waiter that we got last time at Olive Garden. This guy, I think he was genuine. I think he's going back in the kitchen and waving a wand and then bringing the food back. She was coming so quickly. I had no idea how he was making it. We got out of there in, like, 30 minutes. Salad, refill of salad, another refill of salad, refill of drinks.

[C]

Yeah. Did you appreciate that?

[A]

Of course. The way. Can't tell which one's faster, that one or the. The other restaurant we went, definitely that one.

[C]

There is no one who eats faster than David. I've never met my entire life.

[A]

No. Like, this place, like, served food. Like, when he ordered, the next second, it was already there.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

We went to a restaurant. I think we were underdressed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I think. No, he's talking about another one. There's, like, two spots that are competing for the fastest service. Yeah. And this other one. Was it called Castellina? Castellina. And I think we were a little underdressed. And they're like, okay, yeah, we have a table, and they got us out of there. I'm not even. Which is our dream to lease. Mine to leave in, like, 35 minutes. I'm not even.

[B]

It was less than that. I'm pretty sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Valley guy looked at me.

[A]

The Valley guy didn't take my car back yet.

[B]

He was so confused when I was like, here's the ticket. He looked at me like he. He didn't even, like, touch the car yet. Like, that's how fast we were in and out. David didn't even get his second Diet Coke.

[C]

I think it's funny when you go, this is. I struggle with this when you sit down at a restaurant and then the waiter makes contact, and then right away, my instinct is to order, but then that's rude to everybody else. Some people like to take a minute.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Do you do that? Do you like, to take a minute. Are you ready to go?

[A]

No, I don't care if I get my food wrong. Yeah, I want to order immediately.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

But most people want to sit with the menu a second. So then I'll be like, let's. Let's order. And they'd be like, hey, hang on. Let's.

[A]

Dude, give us a second. I know you were like that. Huh? I didn't know you were like. I didn't know that. Like, me.

[C]

I am. I am more like you because I do that shit.

[A]

Natalie. Or like. No, Natalie. Natalie's the one now. He will always turn to me and she'll be like, excuse me. And she'll, like, fucking do her, like, weird, like, little tone where she, like, talks down. Yeah. And she'll get so mad about it all the time.

[C]

Well, we're talking about food.

[A]

Yeah. I'll be like, I don't care. Like, genuinely, I don't. And also, like, I'm pretty easy when it comes to reading the menu. Like, I'm never going to, like. I'm just looking for the words Bolognese, cheeseburger, or.

[C]

Yeah, you only eat, like, four things or pizza. Yeah.

[A]

So, like, yes, selfishly, I have the menu. Like, I have it down immediately. But, yeah, I love ordering right away.

[B]

That stresses me out.

[A]

I don't know if it's rude to the waiter either.

[C]

In my mind, the waiter just wants the order. They're ready to go. They're just turning the table.

[A]

I think it just depends, right? Like, some waiters have so many tables going on that they can only take your drink. Yeah. And then they're going to come back to you because they're also serving the other table. It just depends where you are in the flow of being. You know, I used to be a waiter, Jason. I know all about this.

[C]

Oh, I know. At the old folks home.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm going. I've been going to the same. What do you think of this? I go to the same restaurant every day for five days in a row.

[A]

Which one?

[C]

Great White.

[B]

Why didn't it just open?

[C]

Yeah, it just opened. I just love it. They see me in there and they're like, oh, well, you really like it here?

[A]

Yeah. Does that feel kind of weird to you?

[C]

It does feel weird.

[A]

Like, do you get embarrassed when you, like, when you, like, like a place so much?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, you're kind of like a groupie to the restaurant.

[C]

Yeah, completely. And I'm talking about. I'm getting, like, breakfast and dinner.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, that would stress me out. I'd be like, embarrassed to keep going in.

[C]

Yeah, I almost am. When Naveen was gone last week, I just kept going there because I just liked it so much.

[A]

You just went on your own?

[C]

Yeah, I would get takeout. I took my friend Jeff there to eat.

[A]

Wait, why don't you order from. Why don't you order from the place and then just eat at home?

[C]

I do do that. I did that too. But I still go have to go pick it up because I do it on in kind so I wouldn't postmate.

[A]

Oh, because you're getting discounts there. Yeah. Oh, dude, that makes sense.

[C]

Yeah. Getting big discounts.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I love it.

[A]

It's like my parents. We don't. We only get Little Caesars when the little coupons would come in.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Even though Little Caesars was like, already max discounted. Yeah.

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Guaranteed limited time offer for new clients on federal terms. Participating locations and [e-mail] 149So listen, I've been talking about this new vlog style for a while and we're filming the first one this week. It's going to be a more laid back vlog.

[C]

Okay. Are you filming it or someone else filming it?

[A]

No, I'm gonna have someone else film it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'm not gonna touch the camera for this new one.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And I think what I'm gonna do is I've already been talking to like, couple editors.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think I'm gonna send all the footage to four different editors and I'm just going to just tell them to make a vlog.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

And I'm gonna watch the four and then we're just gonna choose one.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

I think that's what. I think that's what's gonna happen.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

So I really. I really want to find an editor and filmers. We already have but like. Yeah, I just want it to be where I'm not touching any of that.

[C]

You gonna give him any direction?

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

Damn. It's like. It's like a college class.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So we're going to Rio de Janeiro.

[C]

I know. I can't believe how long I looked to see how long of the flight was. I was like, what?

[A]

The flight.

[B]

Is it long?

[A]

I think it's like 20 hours.

[B]

No, 20 hours?

[C]

Yeah. It's at least 14 or 15.

[A]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, 14, 15 in a layover. Bali's 20 hours.

[C]

How could it be that far? Is it gonna be warm?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's gonna be warm. I just. It'll be like a little tropical rainy. Have you been?

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh, have you been. Have you been to South America?

[C]

No, I don't think so. I've been to Costa Rica. That's a.

[A]

Have you been to Colombia?

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

You've been to Rio?

[A]

I've been to Rio, but it was part of, like, our world trip, so, like, we didn't get to, like, Rio it up, you know?

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

Like, we went there for, like, two or three days. Okay. This time. And it was in the middle of, like, 14 countries.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

So this time we're going just to Rio. We're bringing, like, a bigger group with us and. Yeah. So. So basically the way I'm filming it is I'm filming it on. I usually film on the Can 80D.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm going to film this on the FX3. It's a little higher quality camera. Like, you need to color correct the footage. All that boring stuff that I have no idea how to do.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm going to have a film or film it and. Yeah, I'm just gonna give. Give off all of it. No editing notes to these. Like, I just want to be able to post consistently and not worry about the edit. Like I said, paralysis analysis. I keep using this work because I've just figured it out and I have so much of it, and just with a podcast, I have no paralysis analysis. Yeah. Because I don't. I don't know what these episodes sound like after I leave this fucking room. I just asked Natalie. I'm like, is it good? Are you sure? And then that's it. And I really like that.

[C]

You're like Matthew McConaughey.

[A]

Oh, watching Interstellar. Yeah. Yeah. Different quality. Yeah. Views. Podcast versus Interstellar. Two different forms of entertainment or media. But. But, yeah, no, I really like that. I think it's like. I think it's just going to allow me to make more stuff.

[C]

I'm just not convinced you're going to be able to let go. I'd be shocked.

[B]

I'm just scared for the. For the people getting feedback. Because, you know, you're like, you're pretty meticulous. Like.

[A]

Yeah, I'm really nervous about that. Cuz also like all my life everybody's like, everybody's like, what's the most important part of like making a vlog? And I'm like, it's the editing. It's all in the edit. Like, anybody can put together fucking vlog. Yeah, but you have to like, you have to edit it properly. And I'm letting that go. I feel like counterintuitive and like, really stupid.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I have to.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I have to.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that's good. I think you'll be a lot happier.

[A]

Yeah, but you're right. I'm worried that like, I'm not gonna be able to. It's gonna, it's gonna. I'm not gonna be able to go.

[C]

What's real?

[A]

Like, it's really. So the one time we went. We went out and they're like, I can only speak on my one night there. And I'm gonna just group this into the whole culture. Cuz I don't know. I don't know. This is what I experienced. But everybody there loves making out.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

It's like a big thing. And like they make out like, they like, they do group. Like, I think you like, talk to someone for like five, 10 minutes. Yeah. And they'll be like, you want to make out? I think it's like a regular part of like going out.

[C]

Oh, w. Damn.

[A]

And then they also love shaking ass.

[C]

Really?

[A]

To like any song. Like, even if you're like in your head, it's like, oh, this isn't like a song to shake your butt to. They can figure it out. It's really, it's. It's really like. It is kind of like. I don't know, it's really interesting.

[B]

They like dancing, right?

[A]

Yes. But it wasn't just dancing. It was specifically like a lot of butt movement. Twerking.

[B]

Twerking.

[A]

It was damn near twerking. Yeah.

[B]

I was thinking like more like ballroom.

[A]

Well, we were like a group of like couple Rio Nairs. Real people from Rio, Brazil de Janeiro's. Rio de Janeiro's. And. And yeah, once the music came on, like something went right over them. They weren't even making eye contact. It wasn't even like, you like when you're dancing, you're like looking at a friend and you're like, kind of like. Yeah, yeah. But they were like, just like looking at their own ass and making sure it was shaking properly. I was.

[C]

So the music took over them completely.

[A]

Yeah. Everybody was in their own individual world. There wasn't even like a group like dmt. It was like a DMT for ass shaking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I don't know.

[B]

They seem fun.

[C]

You know who will be fun? There is Zane Ross. They won't be incredible because he loves to dance.

[A]

Zane's coming with us. Taylor's coming with us.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Natalie's here. I was just telling Jay how everyone in Brazil shakes their ass.

[B]

Oh, yeah?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And how they love making out.

[B]

Love making out?

[C]

Yeah. Did you guys make out with anybody when you were there?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. I didn't make out with someone.

[C]

You did.

[A]

It's very, like. It's very normal.

[C]

Really?

[B]

It's like. It's like. It's like almost like saying hello, like

[C]

putting beads on someone at Mardi Gras, honestly.

[A]

Yeah. I also don't know if it was like the group you were with or was like, normal.

[B]

I mean, the guy that I. That I was walking to the bathroom one night in Brazil, like the popular club, and I'm super drunk or whatever, and I'm walking like by myself and this guy is like, Natalie. And I thought it was someone that I. That I knew because I was just drunk or whatever. And he was like talking to me for two seconds and he goes, I have to show you the Brazilian way. And just grabs my face and starts making out with me.

[A]

Fucking wild.

[B]

Insane. And then I was like, okay, is he cute? Yeah, he was really cute. That's why I obviously let it happen. Yeah. I don't know. And then he, like, came to the bathroom. I was like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom. And then I'm meeting up with my friends. He's like, where are your friends? And I was like, oh, they're over there. And he's like, okay, I'll come to the bathroom and I'll. I'll wait with you. And then you, you come party with me and my friends. Like, we're happy. Have a whole table, whatever. And I was like, okay. And then once I got into the bathroom, I just kind of, like, sobered up and I was like, for a second, I was like, wait, this is like crazy.

[A]

I'm not going to just go run

[B]

off with this, like, strange, strange Brazilian man. So I, like, left. I, like, snuck out of the bathroom. Like, went back to my friends.

[A]

You fucking ditched him?

[B]

Yeah, I ditched him.

[C]

Well, how'd you get out of the bathroom?

[A]

I'm going to go with my friends.

[B]

I was just drunk. I like, I just like. I was like, bye.

[A]

Blew a hole in the back of the bathroom.

[C]

He thought he died in there.

[A]

Gotta get out of here.

[B]

But then the next day, we decided. We're like, okay, it's our last day in Brazil. We're like, we have to go out. And I remember I went back, we

[A]

went out two nights in a row.

[B]

Two nights in a row. And I remember I went back to the table that first night and I told David and Ilya. I was like, I just made out with a man. Like, you guys missed it. You know, whatever. This is back when I like, hadn't kissed many people and when I was in a. Now I'm a makeup bandit. No. And then the next day we go to this other club and I'm walking in to the club and I hear Natalie, and it's the same fucking guy that I made out with the night before.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

He's there again at this new place, completely new place. And he was like, you owe me another kiss. Starts making out, starts making out me again. And I hear.

[A]

I checked all the stalls for you

[B]

about you just feared him die the Brazilian way. And then I. And I hear David and Ilia behind me like, dude, what the. She's like, making out with a guy, like, because they didn't know it was the same guy from the night before. It was. Yeah. Fun story. So I'm really excited to go back.

[C]

Are you guys going to stay out all night and then waste the days?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay. No, no. That's definitely not what these new vlogs are.

[C]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

It's actually time you going to go to sleep at night, like 9. Because this is the thing, when I travel with you guys, it's like sometimes you guys stay out really late and then I wake up at like 8:00am and then I don't see you guys. So, like, 5:00'. Clock.

[A]

No, no, no. It's actually like, like, that's why I'm excited for these vlogs, because it's actually opposite. It is like, there's going to be like a lot of daytime activities.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

To be very chill.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And I'm. We're getting to Rio on Monday or Tuesday.

[C]

Tuesday morning.

[A]

Tuesday morning. Oh, damn. Yeah. So then we're going. Yeah, we're not going out to like, the weekend and Like, I'm making sure, like, from now on, when I book any travel, I want to make sure that the weekend comes at the end, is at the end of our travels. We go out one time, we're hungover, getting on the plane, going home.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

Like, I. Yeah, because being hungover, like, really does ruin a trip. Ruins the whole trip. I mean, Bangkok was insane.

[C]

Yeah, I know that was.

[A]

Were you part of that?

[C]

No, I went to bed, but he was there. Yeah, but I was a part of that when I would, like, walk around the hotel looking for you and they're like, still not up.

[A]

Yeah, we went out in Bangkok. Didn't even get home. Such a crazy time. Yeah, you did. Really? Like what, 5:00am yeah, like five or six. Yeah. It wasn't like we got home at like, noon.

[C]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[B]

Yeah, that would be fucking insane.

[A]

Yeah, but what we. See what you're saying, but what we did was insane. Like, we. We slept the next whole day.

[B]

By we, you mean you. What I went to. Yeah, everybody else was up. It was you that slept the whole day.

[A]

No, Ilya did too. Oh, okay, maybe I think Zayn.

[B]

No, me and Zayn were at the pool at the spa.

[A]

Okay. So me and Ilya slept through the whole day and then that whole night and then woke up. Yeah. Which was two days later.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Fucking weird. I've never done.

[C]

Plus the jet lag.

[A]

Yeah. Like, we went out Friday night and woke up Sunday morning.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

That sucks.

[B]

Such a mind fuck.

[A]

It's such a mind fuck. And it's like. And I remember sleeping. I woke up first at like 2pm and I was like, okay, way too early to wake up. Then slept. Then I accidentally slept till like 8 or 9pm And I'm like, well, might as well just fucking send it. And then woke up the next day at like 10, 10am and I was like, okay, let's do it. So, yeah, I don't want to do that anymore, actually. Like I told you, I really like this. This not being drunk vibes. I love being healthy. I've been feeling really healthy the last couple weeks. Yeah. Like, peak health. So I want to just keep that up. I'm excited to film. I've been really, really bored around the house. Like, really bored. I've been really bothering Natalie and Tay.

[B]

He's been, like, making up illnesses and stuff. He's like, ugh. I woke up today and just this part of my body is really hurting. I think I have something. I'm like, bro, it's called Boredom.

[A]

Well, it goes against what I just said. I said I've been feeling healthier than ever.

[B]

But you are healthy. But you'll be like, oh, my pinky hurts. I think I have.

[A]

Whatever. Who cares? That's because I've been exercising a lot.

[C]

You have not, have you?

[A]

Yeah, but the Padal tournament made me sore for the last week. I can't do anything, but yeah, I've been incredibly bored. So I'm like, really excited to like just start filming things again.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

It actually is really exciting to like pick up the camera and go do something.

[A]

But like. And not pick up the camera. Not filming.

[B]

Well, someone's picking up the camera.

[A]

Someone's picking it up. I'll do it. But the first video, I'm really excited for the audience to be like, smash or pass.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The first video is gonna have to be like a big. It's gonna be a big judgment of like, whether or not people like it.

[B]

It's judgment day, right?

[C]

I don't know. Are you really gonna send it to four people?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Send it to four people?

[A]

Yeah. I was telling them that I was gonna send the raw footage to like four or five different people.

[B]

Oh. To like edit and try and.

[A]

Yeah. And then one day we just watch all the vlogs. That'll be really fun. Yeah, that would be fun.

[B]

That actually is really fun. Yeah, that is really fun.

[A]

And then picking who the winner is and then full time editor.

[C]

I think you're creating more work for yourself.

[B]

The editing Olympics.

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

I think you're gonna get five vlogs. Happy with.

[A]

There's no way.

[C]

Yeah, of course, of course. Maybe one will be better than the other four.

[A]

No, I think out of five vlogs, you're gonna pick one that you're gonna like.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, like, like. Or that. No, like with. With edits and tweaks. But like one that's like.

[A]

I'm not tweaking anything.

[B]

Well, either notes.

[A]

Either I'm editing the whole thing or I'm not touching. I don't even want to watch these before they're uploaded.

[B]

We're still in Deluland.

[A]

Just put them up. I'm done. I don't want to fucking look at anything.

[C]

How do you say he's in Deluland?

[B]

Because this is not realistic. Like, you can't go from 10 years of editing, producing, directing your. All your own shit and then just handing it to someone and thinking they're magically, magically gonna put together a masterpiece.

[A]

I don't think you could do it necessarily the way I want to. Yeah, but, like, I think you're gonna do it your own way. Hey, can you explain to me why. Why Daniel Day Lewis is, like, such a crown jewel of actors?

[C]

Oh, sure.

[A]

Why?

[C]

It's just the best.

[A]

Okay, I knew you were gonna say that. Why?

[C]

Because the. The way he can transform a character, the work he puts.

[A]

What character has he done where I'm right? Which should be blown away by not saying. He's not.

[C]

I'm just like gangs in New York.

[A]

Okay. I haven't seen that.

[C]

Incredible.

[A]

Really?

[C]

I mean, he went and became a cobbler for, like, six months to get the job as Bill the Butcher.

[A]

Like, shut up.

[C]

Like, he. He's just like. He just transforms. Whereas you're watching that movie and you're like, okay, yeah, that's Leo. We love Leo, of course. But then you look over and he's opposite Daniel Day Lewis, and you're like, who the. Is that really?

[A]

Yeah, he's that good.

[C]

Did you see him as Lincoln? Like, incredible.

[A]

I don't look at Leo and go, like, yeah, that's Leo.

[C]

You don't?

[A]

I guess I do.

[C]

Even. Even as much as I love, like, Bourne Identity. I loved it. It's Matt Damon. It's Matt Damon fighting, and you're just kind of like, oh, yeah, it's Matt Damon.

[A]

Like, Daniel Dayton as Abraham Lincoln in what? Lincoln.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, I should watch it. Is that the one where he's a vampire hunter or is that a different Lincoln?

[C]

No, this is, like Spielberg's, like, actual, like, Lincoln.

[A]

Oh, I should watch this.

[C]

It's good.

[A]

Jason asked us yesterday who we want to have dinner with.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Alive or dead.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Or three people.

[C]

I was vibing yesterday.

[A]

Yeah, you were vibing because you had those beta blockers. Taylor goes. Taylor's first person was Abraham Lincoln. Well, which is, like, cool, but, like. It's just like, what is that? That you are, like. Abraham Lincoln's obviously one of the greatest of all time. Right. In terms of, like, famous presidents, but, like, what the fuck?

[C]

Well, what is. Yeah. What? That is an interesting answer for Taylor.

[B]

That is. I don't know. It was the first person that come. Came to mind.

[A]

Were you just naming a famous look?

[B]

I did. Natalie said Marilyn Monroe. That she came to mind as well. But then I wanted to, like, say someone who, like, lived so beyond our

[A]

time, you know, I think I had the best ones.

[C]

Oh, he had David.

[B]

Well, yeah. You stole all the good ones how?

[A]

I didn't steal. I just crowned myself in the car. I was like, wow, my dinner is the best out of all of yours. And now he goes, of course, King David, your answer is the best.

[B]

But listen, there's no superior.

[A]

You go first. I'm gonna. I'm save mine for that, because mine is so good.

[B]

Who did I have?

[A]

Yeah, who did you have?

[B]

I had Marilyn Monroe.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I had. Oh, Emma Greed.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She's the person that started, like, Good American and scams and stuff.

[C]

Well, I said, you should just call and see if she'll have dinner with you.

[A]

Okay, cool.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I'm down.

[B]

I don't. Well, I don't know. And then who was my third? I don't know if you had a third.

[A]

I mean, no offense to Marilyn Monroe, but mine are going to fucking blow those away. If you're.

[B]

But this is, like, a question that you've, like, prepared your whole life for.

[A]

If you're at dinner with these people next to my dinner, you're going to have the best. And I'm going be looking over at my table like, what are they talking about? What are they talking about?

[C]

It's one restaurant with all your dinners, and it's just Tay and Abraham Lincoln in the corner.

[A]

Abe's like, t. Why didn't you invite anybody else?

[B]

If I was being, like, honest? And I was like, okay, Honest Abe.

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Sorry, go.

[B]

These are the people that I would actually, like, enjoy. Like, I know I'm gonna have, like, a really.

[A]

You're changing your answer now.

[C]

Did you say yours yet?

[A]

No, not yet. I'm saving mine for last.

[B]

But, David, if I even said one person that was in your three, you'd be like, well, you can't even have

[A]

your own thoughts, Taylor. Okay, let me say my three, because I feel like it's gonna slip out somewhere. My three is Jesus Christ.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

The actual goat.

[A]

The goat.

[B]

The goat.

[A]

The goat of everything. Bob Lazarus, who's like an alien whistleblower from Area 51. Obviously, Jesus Christ can confirm whatever Bob Lazar has to say. And you don't actually really need anybody other than Jesus Christ, because that kind of covers everything. And then just to triple confirm Barack Obama. What a group.

[B]

Any questions you ever want?

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Any questions you've ever wanted.

[C]

I mean, I think the conversation would just be about. It would just be Jesus. It would be Bob, you and Barack. Like, you're not talking about anything else but, like, Jesus's life. And.

[A]

Yeah, but I think. I think having an intellectual, especially like, Barack there.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Ask Jesus questions. Mine are going to be surface level. Like, what Is the floor, like, in heaven? Is it clouds or is it marble?

[C]

Right.

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Is it. Are they heated? What's the temperature? Like, mine are going to be like that. Brock's going to be, like, more, like, you know. Right. Gonna be more guided, and it's gonna be. It's gonna. It's gonna make more sense. And then Bob Lazar is just obviously gonna be like, by the way, have you seen aliens? Then Jesus will be like, chill, Bob. And I'll be like, why?

[C]

Why?

[A]

Why chill, Bob? And then Jesus will be like, well, everybody knows there's aliens. I made them. And then Barack will be like, well, how did you make them? I think it'll just. We'll just talk forever.

[C]

Do you think the conversation would ever turn to you and your life?

[A]

We want to know about YouTube, about Vine. How was meeting King Bash? Yeah, yeah. Vidcon. What was it like when it was at its peak? Yeah. Jesus is gonna be super curious. He wasn't at Playlist Live, but I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so who are. Who are your new 3 nat?

[B]

I kind of want to throw Kylie Jenner into the mix. I feel like she'd be, like, a great, fun dinner person.

[A]

You, like you and Marilyn Monroe. You just want to gossip.

[B]

I just want to have a good time. Yeah, I guess I could.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's what I'm torn on. Do I want to, like, I don't find something out, or do I want

[A]

to have a good. Do you want to find something out? What do you mean?

[B]

I don't know if I do.

[A]

I love to have dinner with Kylie just as much as the next guy, but that's not. Like, I'm not choosing Natalie. Did you just hear my three? Jesus Christ.

[B]

I can't compete with your three. Your three.

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Like, see, I'm about.

[C]

It's not better. It's just different.

[B]

I don't know if I want to know about, like, I don't know if I want to discover the. What's not been discovered.

[C]

You know, he's gonna be flipping out in that restaurant.

[A]

Like, you think, like, too many people are gonna be asking for pictures.

[C]

Yeah, that and also just, like, the menu and, like, how decadent the food is and the lights.

[A]

The good thing is, the second we get the water, we have the wine,

[C]

the second it comes, I'd go, Larry David, Dave Chappelle. Howard Stern.

[A]

Knew it. I knew you were gonna say that. Yeah. Anyway, I'm still winning. Jesus Christ. Trump's all, no way.

[C]

My dinner's gonna be so funny to be Dave Chappelle. Making us laugh the entire time. Oh, my God. We're looking over at you like, oh, my God, those guys are having some awkward conversation.

[A]

You're going to be giggling and my mouth's going to be wide open because Jesus is going to be telling me about how the universe started it. Just. Okay, sorry. I'm not going to keep comparing my things to you guys. Taylor, who are your other two? Other than Abraham Lincoln?

[B]

Oh, man, I knew this was coming.

[A]

So what did you think?

[B]

I don't know. You obviously have really great ones, but I kind of like. I obviously want your table.

[A]

Do you want to come sit at ours? Yes, please.

[B]

I'll bring Abe. I'll bring Abe. I feel like. No,

[A]

can me and Abe sit here?

[C]

That's a table.

[B]

I don't even know what to ask Abe anymore. I don't know who to pair him with, where he'd feel comfortable.

[C]

What about Theo?

[B]

Theo?

[A]

Probably Taylor's cat. So, Taylor, tell me about Theo.

[B]

Mr. Beast. I don't know. I have no idea.

[A]

Abraham Lincoln and Mr. Beast.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

All right, Ill, let's see if you can beat mine. I'm currently in the lead. Self proclaimed number one champion, dead or alive. You can choose three people to have dinner with you. Who are you choosing? Marshall Mathers. Eminem. Okay. Eminem.

[C]

That's a good one.

[A]

That's a good one.

[C]

Really good. I smell wood burning.

[A]

Bill Gates. Bill Gates. Yeah. Okay. And David Dobrik.

[C]

Oh, that's fun.

[A]

This one actually may be mine. That's a vibe.

[C]

That is a vibe.

[A]

That's what you would lock in. Probably because I want a friend there. Otherwise it'd be kind of fucking awkward.

[C]

That's a really good point. That's what I worry about with my dinner is like, are they just not talking to me the whole time?

[A]

All right, that's all. Thanks.

[C]

I don't like you guys hanging out with older guys.

[A]

I saw you.

[C]

You got an old guy in your videos now. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Rod.

[C]

Yeah. I was like, who's this guy? And then yesterday you were at the convention.

[A]

Oh, I saw this. I saw. You know what?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I saw Ilya hang out with his older friend Rod.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I went through this whole thing in my head. I was like, what if I, like, set up a hangout day with Rod?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And, like, fed him, like, really good. He's funny, but, like, fed him really good jokes that you'd find really funny. Yeah. I wonder if you'd genuinely be hurt by that. 100%. What are you talking about? Really? Ye old guy? I mean, it's like, would that, like. Like, if there was another old guy that came and was like, I'm sure you'd like him for the first day, but I bet.

[C]

I mean, I like him a lot, actually. I talked to him really, really funny. I mean, he's like. He's great.

[A]

But if he. But if he became, like, a reoccurring guy in, like, a video, like, would you be mad?

[C]

I'm not.

[A]

If I was like, rod, you got to do the podcast with us again. It's like, the fourth day.

[C]

Yeah, probably.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

But I'm not that jealous either, though.

[A]

Wait, why did you not like me talking to older people the other day?

[C]

Well, I'm, like, partially kidding, but I saw you at the convention, and you were like. You were, like, goofing around with a bunch of older guys because they're. They're all, like, buyers or whatever and, like, having a good time.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I turned into me, and I was like. I was like, man, I don't like that at all.

[A]

I was one of the older guys. I was talking to a bunch of firefighters there.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they fought in the. They fought the Palisades fire. So, like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The biggest fire in Los Angeles. And we talked about that for, like, I don't know, two minutes, three minutes. And then he's like, you got to tell me about what you do. Like, how. What's content creation? Like, and it's like. And I actually, for, like, 20 seconds, tried to explain it to them. I was like, so, like, yeah, you supposed. Three times a week. And then I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. Like, explaining to firefighters.

[C]

So you didn't save any lives, though.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't know. Like, I felt like a fucking loser. But he was so interested. But I was like, I couldn't even. I don't know. It was like. And I wasn't even, like, trying to be, like, humble about it on purpose. I was. I was genuinely like, this is like, so, like, I feel I sound like an idiot, like, describing to you how my YouTube schedule is like. He was like, so you wake up and you do what? I'm like, I wake up, like, noon, and then I see. And I was like, my job's kind of to, like, have fun. Meanwhile, this guy's, like, fucking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

In a cloud of smoke, pulling out people from a burning building. So it was just like. Yeah, that was, like. It was pretty crazy to have that conversation. Yeah.

[C]

That was overwhelming. That snack convention Yeah. I liked you in the car. You were like. You're like, I don't want to go. And then you got there, and you're, like, turning on the charm. We were all laughing.

[A]

Conventions are really tough. Like, why? Because. So. Well, we'll go to these conventions, and they'll be. Because we have a chip company called waivers. And it's just tough because you'll be having a conversation with one person, and then you'll get pulled away for another.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And that is my least favorite thing in all of human being conversations ever. Like, I. I hate being pulled away because I just, like, don't know who do I give my attention to? Like, that's. It's just, like, so rude, and it's like, there's nothing you can do about it because there are a lot of people to talk to. And I'm such a big. The guy on, like, finishing a conversation, like, on the right note. And, like, when I don't have that moment, I'm just, like, pulled away. And, like, I have to, like, find a way to say goodbye. And, like, it just, like, really frustrates me. That is what those conventions are. A lot of the time. It's like. It's like, hopping from person to person and, like, making sure.

[C]

Like, did you get to fill up on snacks?

[A]

No, I didn't walk around this time.

[C]

My God, I ate so much, which.

[A]

Thank God, it was great.

[C]

It was natural foods, so that was so fun.

[A]

Yeah. But I went to the sweets and Sweets snack convention. Yeah. In. I think. I don't know where it was. It's in a different state. Ohio somewhere. I don't remember anything, but, like, it was all the brands there. Like, I'm talking, like, Frito Lay. So, like, you had your hot Cheetos. You had, like, you had, like, your Hostess.

[C]

That's what I thought it was gonna be like.

[A]

No. So this one was the organic one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So everything was, like, fairly healthy. Right. But this other one was, like, the candies. Like, the real. Like. Like, heavy hitters. Top of the charts, number one in their category. Like, fruit gushers, skittles starboard, you know, like, all the big guys. I don't know. I'm a big believer in candy and. And chips should not be healthy. Like, I just don't. I. I don't know. Waivers. We are, like. We just switched over to avocado oil. Like, we are very, very healthy alternative to snacks. But I keep telling, like, the team there. I was like, we need to just fucking go the other way, at least for one Bag of chips. Like we need to have a specific version that's just fucking absolutely delicious and addicting and dyed in every single fucking color and, and is just breaking all the guidelines for what it is to be a healthy snack. I just said it because I think that's what, that's what snacks ought to be sometimes.

[C]

What do they say when you suggest

[A]

that, you know, they're in the second street? Like, you know, real recognize real. Like they know that that's necessary to some extent. Right. Like I saw when they were like when Hot Cheetos were taking away the red 40.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's the same taste, but the Hot Cheetos no longer red. It's like, what? Oh, no. Like fucking color my insides red. I want my fingers red. I don't know like that. It's like, it just doesn't make any sense.

[C]

But then when you're a brand and you're known as healthy, you can't do that. You can't, you can't have different.

[A]

Oh, yeah, no, I don't think we can.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But I'm just saying I don't like when like a brand like Hot Cheetos, I don't think Hot Cheetos will ever take away the Red 40 or like whatever, change their colors.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I think we're fine. But like. Yeah. I just urge companies to please stay true to who you are and don't make healthy alternatives. There's so much healthy food out there. So much healthy food. So like, if you, if you, you know, if you need to choose, you, you can pick. You can pick healthy food. There are alternative options. Please don't also try to play in those categories. Stick to your, stick to who you are. Believe in yourself. Hot Cheetos.

[C]

We went to a healthy convention. Like most healthy stuff ever. And then I got in the car and Natalie had it. Hot dogs in a foot long hot dog.

[A]

She's the only person to find a hot dog in a convention. Yeah. Yeah. Covered in mayo. Yeah.

[C]

I was like, where'd you.

[A]

Covered in mayo and corn. I was like, what the. Yeah. So. But yeah, new waivers. Hot Cheetah Hot freaking hot flavor is going to be released soon in the summertime.

[C]

Oh, fun. Oh, I had that yesterday. It's really good.

[A]

That's my favorite flavor of waivers.

[C]

It was really good.

[A]

Which is kind of shocking because I think nothing could beat late night pizza, in my opinion. I pound those things down like crazy.

[B]

I know, but I've had them so frequently, like, it's good to have.

[A]

Could have mixed it up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, guys. Well, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you everybody for listening. If everything goes well, the next pod will be the one.

[C]

Yeah. Am I going to be here for that?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Are we going to pod during it or report after?

[A]

We're going to pod during it.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

If we do it, if we, if I end up doing it, I, you know, I, I don't know if I'm all talk and then when it's in front of me, I'll be scared. So I'm still giving myself the opportunity to opt out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But if I do do it, I'm going to to pot it from front to back.

[C]

Tuesday will be amazing.

[A]

See you for Tuesday for DMT Tuesday. Bye, guys. New Year, new me.

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