Flying Across the World to See My Crush

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: "Flying Across the World to See My Crush"

Release Date: May 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash, joined by regulars Natalie and Jay, dive into the complexity and humor of their behind-the-scenes lives. They discuss fiery workplace arguments, the logic (or illogic) of expensive car purchases, evolving attitudes about aging and partying, viral business updates, and the thrill/risk of flying across the world for a potential romance. With candid anecdotes, playful ribbing, and moments of deeper reflection, this episode gives listeners a fresh and unfiltered look at what really goes on “off-camera.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Behind-the-Scenes Drama with Friends and Co-workers

Timestamps: 01:19–05:15

• The group recaps a heated argument between Natalie and Ilya, which David partly blames on their friend group’s “roasting” communication style.
• Natalie vented at Ilya in front of a house full of co-workers, calling him a "bitch"—leading to an exploration of boundaries when working with friends.
• Quote:

  “I've known Ilya since I was 8 years old.” – Natalie (03:53)

• Discussion about the difference between fighting among lifelong friends versus a traditional work environment.

2. Rewarding Bad Behavior?/Work Perks

Timestamps: 04:31–05:15

• Natalie gets frustrated seeing Ilya being ‘rewarded’ after missing a work event for a date—David admits favoritism but insists the dynamics are different for each friend.
• Quote:

  “Why does he get rewarded all the time for being a fucking jackass?” – Natalie (05:07)

3. David’s New (Over-the-Top) Car Purchase

Timestamps: 05:31–10:10

• David reveals he bought a $1.2M Aston Martin Valhalla, justified as part video prop, part investment.
• He’s already gotten resale offers above his purchase price and justifies the expense as both business and pleasure.
• Quotes:

  “My accountant approved it, which is a crazy thing… He does not approve fucking anything.” – David (07:22)
  “I think it's a piece of art. I like looking at it more than I like driving it.” – David (08:59)

• The group debates how hard it is to wrap your head around owning such an expensive car and the anxiety that comes with it.

4. Aging, Identity, and Outgrowing the Party Scene

Timestamps: 10:32–13:13

• David and the crew discuss upcoming birthday milestones – “the new 30” – and how their social lives and priorities are shifting.
• Jay talks about how he enjoys life more after 35, while David reflects on drifting away from his party phase.
• Quote:

  “I liked when we were talking about how you were like, ‘I don't really know what to do ... socially’ …you might be kind of done with partying.” – Jay (12:15)

• Transitioning from a wild schedule (“I was like a tank”) to being choosier with social time.

5. Relationship Real Talk & Podcast Consequences

Timestamps: 13:13–16:28

• Jay shares how stating he didn’t believe in soulmates on the podcast got him “in trouble at home.”
• Quote:

  “You ever say something on the podcast, it gets you in trouble?” – Jay (13:52)

• Light-hearted banter about age and public perceptions of celebrities like Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Aniston.

6. Waivers Expansion & Virality

Timestamps: 18:00–19:12

• Excitement about their snack brand, Waivers, being picked up in major stores: “Five Below” and “Circle K” locations now expanding globally.
• David’s mom stuns everyone by finding Waivers in a random place but not purchasing them—her wholesome logic is that she wants to “leave some for others.”
• Quote:

  “Because I left it for other people to buy it.” – David’s Mom (19:44)

• Discussion on viral growth and brand pride.

7. Yacht Life & Croatian Adventures to Come

Timestamps: 21:36–24:23

• Teasing an upcoming trip to Croatia—a $150,000/week yacht booked for free in exchange for shoutouts.
• The group marvels at the size of the yacht (13 bedrooms, movie room, hot tub, inflatable pool) and jokes about cold weather ruining the fun.
• Quote:

  “I've never been on a big boat like this in my entire life.” – Jason (22:08)

8. The Podcast Hustle: Logistics & Travel Chaos

Timestamps: 24:24–27:46

• The difficulty of coordinating the podcast schedule amid a whirlwind of global travel—NYC, Croatia, France, Norway.
• Jason and Jay rib the group about last-minute planning and lack of structure.
• Quote:

  “You can’t call someone and go, ‘Jay, we're going to North Korea tomorrow’ ...” – Jay (26:17)

9. Work-Life Surrealism: Staff Complaints & Fun “Obligations”

Timestamps: 28:03–29:56

• Discussion about John, a friend/employee, who both complains about having to travel for work ... and lives a dream scenario (major events, luxury vacation homes).
• The crew jokes about suing David for “too much luxury.”
• Quote:

  “That’s the gig.” – Jay (28:32)
  “He was joking about suing me yesterday because of how much work he has to do.” – David (28:33)

10. John’s Legendary Meltdown: Stop Sign Panic

Timestamps: 29:56–34:06

• A hilarious and bizarre story about John freaking out during a routine police stop in Miami. He abandons the car, starts walking home, and panics over a $50 ticket.
• The group analyzes John’s inability to handle minor adversity—eventually, he’s calmed down by a friend.
• Notable Quotes:

  “I’ve never seen anything like it. ... John got out of the car, started walking away.” – Jason (31:02)
  “He just goes full panic.” – Natalie (33:58)

11. Speeding, Stunts, and Filming Permits

Timestamps: 34:11–36:04

• Racing and speeding stories, including how they legally shut down streets for David’s car video for just $3,500.
• The thrill (and nonchalance) of street racing for content:

  “For street racing, we had it for a couple hours ... we just kind of went.” – David (35:41)

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The Heart of the Episode: Flying Across the World for a Crush

David’s International Date Story

Timestamps: 36:35–47:23

• Prompted by fan DMs and Jay, David gets vulnerable about his romantic life.
• He confesses to flying “very far” to another country for a date with someone he’d met before—and realized, during dinner, she probably wasn’t over her ex.
• David jokes about being blunt on dates and his intuition that “the way you talk about your ex means you aren’t done.”
• Quotes:

  “I really liked her. Really chill vibes. Yeah, she's back with her ex.” – David (38:43)
  “I'm fucking. I'm 30 years old, sweetheart. Like, you're going.” – David (39:24)
  “In my head, I was like ... oh, this could be ... like, really, this is very much my type of—" – David (43:04)

• He framed the experience as worthwhile and says he’d do it again, but also warns about projecting fantasies onto potential partners.
• David discusses why dating abroad feels safer than dating in LA due to privacy and scene anxiety, despite being recognized even more in the foreign country.
• Quote:

  “There was some safety about being on a date in a different country. ... I compartmentalize it as this thing that happened here rather than mixing it with my LA life.” – David (47:01)

• Fun detail: David even tried to bring friends along on the trip—as backup!
• The group urges fans to DM David if they want him to travel for them, and tease about “getting him wifed up before 30.”

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Notable Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On Workplace Friendship:

  “You can get out all your anger by calling people the nastiest words. I don’t think you can do that in a regular work environment.” – David (03:24)

• On Life Getting Better:

  “I like myself way more after 35. So much easier.” – Jay (11:25)

• On Podcast Overshare Consequences:

  “You ever say something on the podcast, it gets you in trouble?” – Jay (13:52)

• On John’s Ticket Panic:

  “I realized John has never faced a challenging situation—he just goes full panic!” – Jason (33:31)

• On Flying for a Crush:

  “How many hours did you travel for this date? … Far” – David (40:07)
  “I'm glad I did it. ... She'll be a cool friend down the road.” – David (42:31)

• Dissecting the Comfort of Dating Abroad:

  “There was some safety about being on a date in a different country... I can compartmentalize it as this thing that happened here.” – David (47:01)

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Structure Recap (By Timestamp)

• [01:08–05:15] – Office drama; fighting with friends vs. work colleagues
• [05:31–10:10] – The car purchase: rationale, stress, and envy
• [10:32–13:13] – Turning 30, aging, and social life changes
• [13:13–16:28] – “Soulmates” and trouble saying too much on the podcast
• [18:00–19:12] – Waivers snack brand blowing up, David’s mom story
• [21:36–24:23] – Yacht trip to Croatia: details, excitement, cold weather worries
• [24:24–27:46] – Travel chaos, poorly planned podcast logistics
• [28:03–29:56] – The “hard” work of being in David’s circle
• [29:56–34:06] – John gets a $50 ticket and melts down
• [36:35–47:23] – David’s international date: anticipation, reality, lessons learned

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Tone and Style

• Conversational and unfiltered, the tone is a blend of self-deprecation, playful jabs, and honest confessions—a hallmark of VIEWS. There are sincere moments about aging, anxiety, and relationships, always folded into the podcast’s signature comedic banter.
• Quotes are often delivered with irony or as punchlines, reflecting the group’s knack for riffing and undercutting sentimentality.

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Conclusion

This episode of VIEWS is classic David and Jason: unafraid to air their issues, roast each other, and occasionally drop unexpected wisdom among the chaos. For fans, it delivers all the inside jokes, “can you believe our job?” laughs, and slices of vulnerability they love—alongside a refreshingly honest deep dive into what it means to risk for romance, even if it means flying across the world for a crush that might not work out.

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Transcript

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[David]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to View. We just posted a vlog. Now we're back here in action with my favorite people. Jason. Natalie.

[Natalie]

Yay.

[David]

Why are you laughing, Jay?

[Jay]

Instagram study finds people who frequently post about their workouts are more likely to have psychological problems.

[David]

That makes sense.

[Natalie]

I mean, it adds up.

[David]

Shout out.

[Jason]

Ilia.

[David]

That adds up for sure. Don't even. Don't start me down this rabbit hole this early in the pod.

[Jay]

But I could also. I could also say that he's probably. He looks to be the most stable one out of all of you.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah. I mean, he is in there doing his job with a smile on his face. He's in a good mood. He's working out. This morning.

[David]

Yesterday, him and Natalie got into, like, a big fight.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

And, like, Natalie crashed out on him.

[Jay]

Oh, God.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What was the fight about?

[David]

Okay. She goes, yo, I'm not gonna lie. Being around Natalie is super unenjoyable. That's what he said. She's a constant negative energy. I realize I'm a pain in the ass, but it doesn't give her the right to talk to me that way. Hold on, hold on, hold on. And then I go, I get it, I get it. I think it's my fault because unfortunately, that's how I talk to her. So I think it kind of becomes a way we all communicate. He goes, yeah, but she comes from a place where she actually means it. But, yes, if we're talking about ultimate accountability, it does come down to you. But I'm not gonna blame you for her actions. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Natalie]

For sure. No, it. It's the boy on boy gang up on the ground.

[Jay]

How do you talk to him?

[David]

It's really funny.

[Natalie]

Well, I went off on him yesterday, but.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

But it's also cumulatively, like, a lot

[David]

of things, to be fair, you went off on him in front of a lot of people. That was the problem, I think. Like, it doesn't matter if you're doing that with us. It was the. I've never seen the house this full. I think There was, like, 15 people, and they all, like, had some sort of association or tie with us. Like, they all worked with us in some way.

[Jay]

Right.

[David]

So it was a big argument. It was nothing out of the ordinary,

[Jason]

but it was just the fact that

[David]

I think it was in front of other people.

[Jay]

Do you think there's sort of a weird kind of discrepancy there between when, like, a woman takes down a man in front of everybody?

[David]

It's fucked up. What do you mean?

[Jay]

I didn't even say anything that bad. I'm not saying it's right.

[Jason]

No, you didn't say anything bad.

[Natalie]

I called him a bitch.

[David]

That's just completely fine.

[Jay]

But he's been a bit.

[David]

I've been actually thinking about, like, how much easier it is. Here's the thing that I've realized that I think is kind of nice, like, working with friends. Like, the positive about it is you can, like, argue your way through things, I think.

[Jay]

Sure.

[David]

Like, you can get out all your anger by calling people the nastiest words.

[Jay]

Right.

[Jason]

I don't think you can do that

[David]

in a regular work environment.

[Jay]

I think it's, like, people.

[David]

There would be, like, lawsuits filed.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I think it might be tough, too, for people to understand who are listening. Like, you guys, like, went to high school together. You guys are like.

[Natalie]

I've known Ilya since I was 8 years old.

[Jay]

Yeah. For sure. Close, Close.

[David]

Close to the nasty six each other. But that's why when there are other employees in the room, especially who are new.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Like. And I've done this millions of times where Natalie's like, you can't say that when we're right. Other people.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

We have to turn it back. And yesterday Natalie slipped up and was a little crazy.

[Natalie]

That was my fault.

[Jay]

She called you a bitch?

[Natalie]

No, no.

[David]

Just fucking negative. Nancy.

[Natalie]

Well, there's just a lot going on, and I just. I would. My frustration is that I wish that everybody was just, like, working together in unison, like, on the same. We're all working towards the same. Go. Trying to make videos we're trying to do.

[Jason]

This is what set her off.

[David]

Ilya, like, Ilio. Ilya booked. So we had. We had, like, a Cinco de Mayo thing planned.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And we moved it.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Because. Because the weather wasn't good. So now it's on the 7th today.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Jason]

And.

[David]

And Ilya didn't know that. So he had a date planned in Newport with his girlfriend. And I was like, please, like, can you just, like, stay for this party? Cause we're gonna film and we're gonna, like, do stuff all day.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

He's like, I can't move it. And I was like, whatever room you have, I'll pay for the change if there's a change fee, and I'll upgrade your room. And then Natalie lost her shit.

[Natalie]

I was like, why does he get

[David]

rewarded all the time for being a fucking jackass?

[Jay]

Oh, this is what it was about.

[David]

Which makes total sense.

[Jay]

Right?

[David]

But at the same time, like, Ilya is not as tied in to me as Natalie is. Like. Like, Natalie, like, receives direct benefits when we're working, Ilya doesn't. But in other news, we just posted a video I've been keeping a secret for a long time. I bought a new car.

[Jay]

It's a great video.

[David]

Yes. Martin Valhalla.

[Natalie]

Thanks.

[David]

It was a. It's one of those more low key ones.

[Jay]

How come when I said you great video to you out there, you, like, grunted at me?

[David]

Well, I always grunt.

[Jay]

It's just like such a. It's just such a fuck you to the face. Because then. Then you grunt. And then I'm like, oh, he thinks I'm being insincere, but I was being sincere. And then it's just like, all right,

[David]

I guess I just don't believe. I just. Bella, yesterday I walked down the stairs, I posted the video. Fifteen minutes later, Bella goes, great video. And I go, you didn't watch it? And she goes, no, no, I haven't yet.

[Jay]

Well, I watched it.

[David]

No, I know, I know, I know. But I'm just like.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David]

A great video to me is like somebody saying, you look great today or something. And it's like, thank you. Not like a real. Not like a real compliment, but I.

[Jay]

That is a real compliment. You're doing great today.

[David]

But I really know you.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

So, like, so in my words.

[Jay]

Bullshit. Used to get so mad at me when I would say, great video, and then a minute later I'd say, scott, great video.

[David]

Really?

[Jay]

I'D say, dave, that video was awesome. And then two minutes later like, Scott, your video is great. And David like, what the fuck?

[Natalie]

Oh, that's funny. I do wish you were a more

[Jason]

glass halfway Scott this weekend.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Mom]

We should.

[Jason]

I love to surprise him. Oh, fuck. We probably doesn't listen to this. No, nobody tell them.

[David]

Nobody tell me.

[Jason]

That'd be really fun.

[Jay]

Sure.

[Natalie]

I love that.

[Jay]

I always ask Scott to come and

[Jason]

just go to Newport's a vibe.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Jason]

Wow, that's sick. Okay, let's do that. Anyway, so I got this car, very expensive. I'm gonna justify it here on the pod because I. I saw one comment, or maybe it was a dm. I was like, why do you always talk about how you're like, how you're like very frugal with your money and like, I am. But this is my thought process behind this car, okay? It's very expensive car. It's cats out of the bag. It was like 1.2. It's very stupid. My accountant approved it first of all, which is a crazy thing for my accountant to approve. Yeah, he does not approve fucking anything. But he's like, I've talked to car people and they're telling me that if you've gotten this allocation from Aston, you should take it. This car will hold its value if not go up. So he was all hands on deck for it. Okay, now this is the way I saw it. I don't think I'm going to have this car for long. I asked Aston, I was like, is there a legal thing for me? Can I, can I sell this thing the second I walk out the door?

[David]

And they're like, well, we don't, we wouldn't want you to do that.

[Jason]

But you're allowed to, which normally you're not allowed to, right? And to this day, I've already gotten offers that are 100 or 200 over the price I bought it for. Now do I want to hold it for like, I want to have it for the summer and like enjoy it? Probably, yeah. So I'll probably end up like breaking even on it and just getting the money back that I spent or it'll go even up further in a couple months. And the other way I like, I. I've justified this is every time I have a brand deal, it goes into the video. So whether the video is we're all traveling and I have to pay for the, for the flights and, and the house we stay in, which ends up being, you know, 80, $90,000 or whatever, or we surprise someone with a Car or something.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So instead of doing that this time, the money went into this car that, that in the future I will get rid of. Therefore I will break even.

[David]

And this is the first video I've

[Jason]

spent no money on. Wow.

[Jay]

What great math.

[Jason]

That's how I'm grill.

[Jay]

Math gymnastics.

[Jason]

This is my only video that actually cost me nothing

[David]

because I got a

[Jason]

big purchase out of it that is going to disappear and I will make the money back from it.

[Jay]

I can't. Huh. You like the car?

[David]

I love the car.

[Jason]

I genuinely think it's the best car I've ever sat in. Driven. I think it's. I think it's a piece of art. I like looking at it more than I like driving it.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I'll be on the road and I'll be like, I need to pull over just so I can stare at this thing.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I like, I think, I think it really, really is stunning.

[Jay]

Have you taken it anywhere fun? Probably the most fun. What I saw was maybe like driving it up the coast.

[Jason]

Yeah. No, no, that's fun.

[Natalie]

It is the most beautiful looking car I've ever seen.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And I really didn't like, when we were deciding like colors and stuff, David was asking everybody and I was like, I don't know about this iridescent emerald. Like, it sounds kind of spooky and you don't really know what it's going to look like.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I was scared about it, but it is so beautiful.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

I'm really stoked. But it's. As much as I love it, I will never be able to compute a car that expensive.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

It's just like, it's, it's, it scares me. It scares me. In my garage. I'm like, what if the second floor falls on.

[Jason]

On the car?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

I mean, I didn't think I'd have like a fear about it, but. But I do.

[Natalie]

Even just like hitting a rock on the highway. It's just like things that are like unpredictable.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

So if you're wondering how long I'll have it for, not long.

[Jay]

Right.

[David]

But I will be, I will enjoy it for a little. I think I'll put like 2,000 miles on or something around there. Or I'll work out a deal with

[Jason]

someone now who like wants it in the future and I'll be like, I'll sell it to you. Let's lock in the price now.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

If it goes down, sorry. If it goes up, sorry for me. But I'll sell it to you in like three months. Officially. Like after my Birthday or something?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Excited for your birthday?

[Natalie]

I'm excited.

[Jason]

Yeah. I'm excited. 30. Natalie's planning it again.

[Jay]

Does it feel to turn 30?

[David]

So someone's.

[Jason]

I saw, like, a breakdown of, like, ages yesterday and, like, how, like, 23 is old, 23's 22's young, 23 is old, 24 is young, 25 is medium, 26 is old, 27 is sexy. Oh, 28 is young. And 29 is old. And 30s young. And I. And I really with that.

[Natalie]

That's interesting.

[Jason]

2029 is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No, no, 29 is definitely old.

[Jay]

We talking about 29 is.

[Natalie]

It just sounds good. Old.

[Jason]

No, 29 is like, oh, my God, you're. It's the end of your chapter. But 30 is, like, it's the beginning of your 30s. Oh, completely. It's a completely different vibe.

[Jay]

I see, like, 30.

[Jason]

You're going to accept that you're.

[David]

You're at the beginning. You're at the beginning of a. Of the first digit.

[Jay]

I like myself way more after 35.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Jay]

Way more. So much easier. Life is so much easier.

[David]

I can't imagine that. I'm trying to think, like, what I miss about being younger. Like, I miss, like, high school.

[Jay]

Sure.

[David]

Obviously. Have I talked about this?

[Natalie]

Let's.

[Jay]

Not a little bit.

[David]

You know what I loved about high school, I would cheat on every time I would go back to. I don't know. I'm trying.

[Jay]

Do you feel yourself, like, drifting away from that? Like, your love of high school?

[David]

No, not that, but I do feel myself. I mean, this has been, like, a common theme here of, like, drifting away from things. I've, like, drinking.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were talking about that the other day. Off pod. Yeah, yeah. Like, we were talking about. I liked when we were talking about how you were like, I don't really know what to do. Remember, like, socially. Well, he was saying, like, you know, he's like. I was saying, like, well, you might be kind of done with partying, you know, and that's like, a growing pain that I definitely went through or I think people go through. Like, you get to the point where you're like, oh, like I told David, like, I was living in New York City, and I was like, oh, you know what? I think I'm done with, like, going to bars and stuff. I'm going to move.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And it really does suck.

[Jay]

Yeah, it's tough. It's.

[David]

It's the only way, like, now I don't think I could be like, yo, we're going out this Friday. The only way it could be like, is if a dinner turns great or something. Or like, I don't even go to dinner. So it's like a crazy thing. But, like, if just like a night magically becomes really good, I think that's the only way for me to drink. I don't think I can, like. Like two years ago even, I used to be like, there's two big parties this weekend. One on Friday, one on Saturday, right? And I would fucking be out till seven in the. And then I'd go to paddle at my friend's house at like, noon. Like, I was just like. I was like a tank. But then I. Then it just like, I can't do it anymore.

[Jay]

You got me in huge trouble the other day on the pod, Dave.

[David]

What did you say?

[Jay]

Big trouble. I said, remember you asked me if I believed in soulmates?

[David]

Yes. What did you say?

[Jay]

I was like, no, not really.

[David]

Oh, that's funny.

[Jay]

And then rarely, she'll. She'll listen to the podcast.

[David]

Who got mad? Marnie or Naveen?

[Jay]

It's. No, I went out with the guys last night and my friends who are my age.

[Jason]

With the guys? Yeah.

[David]

The fuck.

[Jay]

I went out with my friends who are my age. Who, Who, Who? Jeff and Paul.

[David]

Oh, those are like your best buds.

[Jay]

Yeah. And then I came home and she was like, I listen to the podcast.

[Jason]

You ever do that?

[Jay]

You ever say something on the podcast it gets you in trouble?

[David]

I'm sorry. I'm, like, more baffled at this. You going out with your friends of your own age.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah, it was crazy.

[David]

Who called that together? I did.

[Jay]

I did. I'm.

[State Farm Representative]

I'm.

[Jay]

I've. I'm a changed man. I'm.

[David]

How long were you out for? Our conversation, 45 minutes.

[Jay]

I was out till 10:15, 10:30.

[David]

What did you guys do? Like, get a beer?

[Jay]

No, we went to Marvino. We went to like, this Stilly Dan themed restaurant and we sat still and we had shrimp enchiladas and how Steely

[David]

Dan themed things are there. Are you just always referencing the same thing?

[Jay]

No, I told you about this.

[David]

Okay.

[Jay]

It was this restaurant I was in one day and the guy was like, yeah, it's a Steely Dian themed restaurant. And I was like, what? I was like, you're fucking kidding. And then I talked to the owner and he's like. I'm like, I can't believe you made this.

[David]

So you took your friends there?

[Jay]

It took my friends. Yeah.

[David]

That's really cute. Yeah.

[Jay]

So anyways, I don't even know what I was talking about. Oh. But then. So then I got in trouble when I got home. You ever say something on the pod and then you get in trouble?

[David]

Look by, like, a girl that I've seen. I have no idea.

[Jay]

I don't know anybody.

[David]

You're like.

[Jay]

Your mom calls you. She's like, why are you talking?

[David]

Oh, yeah, my parents.

[Jason]

Sure.

[Jay]

Yeah. Like, one time on my other podcast, I said. I said, like, very flippantly. I was like. I was like, oh, yeah. You know, and, like, Sydney Sweeney's there waiting for you in the bed. Like, that's what I said. Like, as, like, trying to be, like, reference something. Like the hottest woman in the world. Yeah. And that has plagued me now for the rest of my life.

[David]

I mean, that is a big one.

[Jay]

But I don't even give a. About Sydney Sweeney. You know what I mean? But anytime we're watching tv, it's like, oh, there's your girl. There's. There's. Oh, you want to watch. You probably want to watch this. And I'm like, I've never seen a Sydney Sweeney movie.

[David]

Yo. You know what I found out about her? You know what I found out the other day?

[Jay]

What?

[David]

Nat, guess how old Anne Hathaway is.

[Natalie]

40.

[David]

Jason.

[Jay]

40.

[David]

Oh, I totally thought she was, like, so much older.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Jay]

Oh, really?

[David]

Because people were like, she doesn't age. She doesn't age.

[Jason]

And I'm like, yeah, she doesn't. She looks beautiful.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So I looked it up, and I'm like, oh, yeah, she's 43.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

But she looks the same as when she was 23.

[Jason]

Totally.

[Jay]

Yeah, she looks good.

[Jason]

But, like, it may be my unk status talking, but, like, 43 is not that old.

[Jay]

Agree. Right.

[Natalie]

It's not like she's 60 and looking.

[Jay]

Right. Like.

[Jason]

Like, I guess this is, like, a very superstar thing to compare to another superstar. But, like, Jennifer Aniston.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Is what, 50?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

No.

[Natalie]

60s.

[Jason]

She's 60. Okay.

[Jay]

58.

[Jason]

Great. But she still looks like she's 40.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Right?

[Jay]

Yeah, she looks great.

[Jason]

I just feel like, okay, well, I don't know.

[Jay]

I mean, all these.

[Jason]

The way people talked about Anna Hathaway,

[David]

I was like, oh, wow.

[Jason]

I can't believe she looks like that for 60.

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[Jason]

But I'm like, no, she still looks incredible. I was shocked because we all guessed,

[David]

and we were like, I don't know, 52. But I'm surprised you guys got on the money.

[Jay]

Isn't that John's, like, crush?

[Jason]

Yeah. John was the closest John was, like, 46, but, yeah. Okay.

[David]

So what else? Yeah.

[Jay]

So, yeah, retraction. I. Yes. Davine is my soulmate.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Jay]

Okay, good. I said it.

[Jason]

I was very nervous. Very, very, very nervous.

[David]

We're having our pool day today. Oh, I'm a little nervous.

[Jay]

How many people?

[David]

Well, Natalie said. I think we misunderstood each other about what it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be, like, 20 people, but I think it's, like, a hundred. Oh, wow.

[Natalie]

No, it's like, 60 to 70, probably.

[Jay]

And what is it for?

[David]

It's for nothing.

[Natalie]

It's just to, like, celebrate summer and.

[David]

Now they got the ugliest.

[Jay]

You guys have so much to do.

[David]

Now they got the ugliest, and you're

[Jay]

throwing a random party.

[Natalie]

Well, I thought that was fun.

[David]

Wait, that is part of. What are you.

[Jay]

Yeah, I know, but that's so much work, Jay.

[David]

That's like saying you have so much to do. You're gonna go to Miami. It's like, that's literally our work is to do that.

[Jay]

I know, but, like, I just feel like it's.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I think everybody coming.

[Jay]

I mean, I get it.

[Natalie]

I get it.

[Jay]

You're throwing the party in hopes that you'll get some content. Okay. I get it.

[David]

Yeah. What are you talking.

[Jay]

It seems like a lot of work.

[David]

Our job's literally to have fun.

[Jay]

No, I know.

[David]

Did you forget?

[Jay]

Yeah. Because, you know, sometimes it's not fun.

[David]

Wow.

[Natalie]

Like, you're not. You're uninvited.

[Jay]

No, no, no. It's just.

[Natalie]

You've been black.

[Jay]

Oh.

[David]

No.

[Jay]

I'm going to come. But I. I'm just saying, like.

[David]

No. Security's going to kick you out as soon as the party.

[Jay]

Fine. Fine.

[Jason]

You're here for.

[David]

You're here for work.

[Jay]

We'll go to Naveen, and I won't go to you guys.

[Natalie]

We're also.

[David]

Naveen's coming here.

[Natalie]

It's also. Waivers is now in Five Below. So we have, like, a whole, like, waivers.

[Jay]

Okay, so that's the reason.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah. Okay.

[Natalie]

All right.

[David]

Waivers has been popping off, Jay.

[Jay]

It's doing well?

[David]

Yeah, apparently.

[Jay]

Incredible.

[Jason]

Where.

[Jay]

Where's it. Where's it popping off? All over the country.

[David]

Australia.

[Natalie]

All over the country. Five Below. We're going global with Circle K. How

[David]

many locations are we gonna be in Circle k?

[Natalie]

Somewhere between six and 700 stores.

[David]

Pretty crazy. That's great.

[Jay]

I thought Five Below was, like, a clothing store.

[Natalie]

No, it's like a convenience.

[David]

It's all clothing and one bag of chip. My mom found waivers yesterday at, like, the most Random place Home Goods. Yeah.

[Jay]

Oh, really? We get all our snacks at Home Goods. You get a good deal on them.

[David]

And I'm like, can you try them so they're not stale? And she's like, I'm already in the car. I didn't buy any.

[Jason]

Like, I was shocked.

[David]

I was like, what? Like, she has plenty at home because we send her packages of it.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

But I'm like. And she's always been like, when are we gonna get them around our area?

[Natalie]

Finally finds it.

[David]

And she finally finds it. Like, how do you not just like, do the checkout process? Like, that's literally the best part of finding something that, you know, damn is

[Jason]

like checking it out and then at

[David]

the cash reserve being like, this is my sons. That's my last name.

[Natalie]

I know.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

How did you not do that whole experience?

[Jay]

If that was Mr. Beast, he would have. I actually rearranged it.

[David]

I actually want to ask her, can we call her?

[Jason]

Sure, I'm sure.

[David]

I'm trying to see her. Her mindset for that.

[Mom]

Yes.

[David]

Hey, you're on the podcast.

[Mom]

I am, yes.

[David]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Right now.

[David]

Question.

[Jason]

When?

[David]

When you saw when.

[Jay]

Sorry, sorry, I can't talk.

[Mom]

I'm in a car with Oscar and he's on the phone. Sorry.

[David]

Well, just real quick, real quick. When you found waivers at the store yesterday, why didn't you buy them?

[Mom]

Because I left it for other people to buy it.

[Jay]

She won't take them all.

[David]

But you didn't want to like buy. You've always been asking for when they're going to be there. You didn't want to experience how it is buying it.

[Jay]

No, I didn't.

[Mom]

Because we have still at home.

[David]

Okay. That's literally exactly what I said. Okay.

[Mom]

I wasn't thinking that way. Like, I really thought like, even when I go to store and buy something, I want four of something and that is like sick. So I would always leave some two, one or two behind for other people, you know? So that's how I feel when I saw that. Like, oh, other people probably want to try it. So why would I take, you know?

[David]

Okay, that's very sweet. Okay, thank you.

[Mom]

Bye.

[David]

Bye.

[Mom]

Bye.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Jay]

It's really bizarre thinking about the other people. Yeah.

[David]

That is a really like wholesome way to think about things. Yeah.

[Mom]

Yeah.

[David]

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[Jay]

I have a question. Are we going to be on a boat in Croatia?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What kind of situation is that?

[Natalie]

What does that mean?

[Jay]

Like, what's the boat like?

[David]

So we're taking a trip.

[Natalie]

I haven't sent you what it looks like.

[Jay]

No. Or maybe you did and I didn't see it.

[Jason]

It's a really big boat.

[Jay]

Oh, wait, is it. Did you send it in the chat?

[Natalie]

No.

[Jason]

Are we allowed to talk about, like, how much it costs and how much

[David]

we're gonna get for.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's public information. People can just look it up online.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

The boat's like $150,000 a week, but

[David]

they're giving it to us for free

[Jason]

just for us to, like, mention in the.

[David]

In the thing.

[Jason]

I've never been on a big boat like this in my entire life.

[David]

Kidding.

[Jason]

The only problem is the temperature in Croatia is going to be, like, 62.

[Natalie]

Yeah. It's not exactly warm.

[Jason]

There's going to be, like, a little Alaskan cruise type situation.

[Natalie]

Pack your parkas.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

How come we can't get good weather,

[Jason]

but the boat is, like, 13 bedrooms. It has a movie room.

[David]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Oh, like three floors.

[Jason]

No, no, it's like a boat boat.

[Jay]

It's like a yacht.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Jay, it's 150 grand a week.

[Jay]

Oh. Oh. Oh, okay.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I didn't know what we were on.

[Jason]

I've never.

[David]

I've never experienced anything like this.

[Jay]

And so the idea is that you're on the boat for five days and you're stopping and seeing stuff.

[David]

I actually don't know. I don't know.

[Natalie]

Yeah, they have, like. They're doing a whole item. We'll get off, we'll do a little excursion.

[David]

Oh, we will be able to get off.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

Oh, I'm so nervous about this.

[Mom]

She.

[Natalie]

I don't know what the official itinerary is yet, but.

[Jay]

You guys are so funny. You run this place like, it's. It's like Charlie runs, like, yearbook squad at her school.

[David]

No, it's absolutely. It's absolutely mesmerizing how anything has gone this far ever.

[Natalie]

I wonder who the problem is.

[David]

I mean, I'm also the solution because

[Jay]

David and I were like, we're on a boat. And we're like. Like. Oh. Like, that could be.

[David]

No, no, no. I think it's like a big boat where you won't even feel like you're on a boat.

[Jay]

I don't know.

[David]

I've never been on a boat like this. So, like.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

Could it. Damn, I love boats. Could it be, like. Okay, Jason's now looking at pictures.

[Jay]

Oh, shit.

[Commercial Narrator]

What?

[Natalie]

Scroll, scroll. Look at how beautiful it is.

[Jay]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's got a slide.

[David]

Well, we won't be able to use it because we'll be going into icy water.

[Natalie]

Jason has to polar plunge.

[David]

The slide will hit an iceberg.

[Jay]

Oh, my God. Guys, it has, like, a pool that, like.

[David]

There's a hot tub on the boat.

[Jay]

I don't even know how to explain this, guys, but it's like, imagine a bunch of gym mats that go out in the water that, like, create.

[Natalie]

They have, like, an inflatable pool.

[Jay]

An inflatable pool in the water.

[David]

My mom. Just sex it. If you want, I can go buy just for quality insurance. Insurance.

[Jay]

Insurance. Does it have a gym?

[Natalie]

I don't know. I'm sure it has a guide and weights and.

[Jay]

Wow. Oh, my God.

[David]

Oh, it's gonna be really sick.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Shit.

[David]

So that's gonna be fun. That's our next vlog.

[Jay]

That'll be a crazy vlog.

[David]

That's in, like, three vlogs.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[David]

We're trying to stay one vlog ahead.

[Jay]

Right.

[David]

We may be fucked. There may be. I predict we will miss a week.

[Jason]

No, three weeks.

[Natalie]

Stop.

[David]

I predicted two weeks. We're gonna miss a week of posting.

[Jay]

Get your crystal ball.

[David]

Well, I don't know how. I don't know what you're expecting or how we're. How we're doing this, but it's. It's getting really intense over here.

[Jay]

Yes. You only have two days to shoot two weeks. Vlog. The next vlog. Yeah, Two days. Today.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I've been editing a lot of these videos, like, sitting there, right? So it's like I haven't gotten the full week to shoot. I'm only getting like two or three days to shoot a vlog.

[Jay]

Right.

[David]

But Miami was really fun. I'm looking forward to that vlog.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Jason]

Like, big time. I think that'll be like, very, like, friend hanging out.

[David]

Heavy. I think that's gonna be like, one of my faves.

[Jay]

Wow.

[David]

And then, yeah, Croatia, we haven't gone, but that will be also really fun. Once again, we're fucking leaving. I fucking. I beg Natalie not to leave. We're going to Croatia. Then we have to go to France. And then from France, we have to go to Norway.

[Jay]

Hang on, man. Croatia?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Cannes.

[Jason]

Oh, wait, no, wait.

[Jay]

What's in Norway?

[David]

Wait, first I have to go to New York. For what? I have to go.

[Natalie]

Sister's graduating.

[David]

My sister's graduating.

[Jason]

Okay, I'll go to New York on Sunday.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

Which we haven't even talked about this.

[Jason]

How the fuck are we gonna podcast? I guess I'll meet you guys in Croatia and we'll do a podcast a little later.

[Jay]

Guys, we gotta have a better sketch for the pod.

[Jason]

Okay?

[Jay]

So anyway, we have to make it a priority. It's. It's how I live New York.

[Jason]

Well, Jay, I said that in Miami. I was like, I thought this was Jason's bread and butter. Why isn't he here?

[Natalie]

That was my fault. That was my fault. I take full responsibility for that.

[Jason]

Well, all right, go ahead, hit me.

[David]

Go ahead.

[Jason]

Go ahead, hit me.

[David]

What, bro?

[Jay]

You guys, these guys. These guys.

[David]

We called you a day in advance.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

Call everybody, date.

[Jay]

You can't do that.

[David]

You can't.

[Natalie]

That's our problem.

[David]

You can't.

[Jay]

You can't call someone and go, jay, we're going to North Korea tomorrow. We have Tuesday. We come back Wednesday.

[David]

If we were going to do that, you'd probably have a two day heads up, too. I mean, it's just really tough because we don't know where we're going.

[Natalie]

But I'm sure we know where we're going. We just need to plan better.

[Jay]

You knew you were going to Miami. No one told me anything. You knew you were going to Miami. F1 was probably planned for months.

[David]

Okay? I'm telling you right now. Yeah, we are going to Can.

[Jay]

Okay, yeah, tell me.

[David]

And then we're going to Norway. So I think you're gonna have to come with us everywhere.

[Jay]

Okay, bro? Wait, so wait a minute.

[David]

How.

[Jay]

What's in Norway?

[David]

Norway. We. We're going. We're celebrating the launch of waivers around the world.

[Jay]

Oh, my God, that I'm out.

[Jason]

Why?

[Jay]

I'm not going to celebrate waivers in Norway. Are you out of your mind?

[David]

No, it's not waivers in Norway. It's waivers around the world. It just so happens the event is in Norway.

[Jay]

It's going to be me, you and Natalie standing around an ice sculpture with a fucking bag of waivers and, like, two people like, oh, it tastes good. It's not a good. Crunchy.

[David]

You love these events. We're going. We're going to, like, one of those food things.

[Jay]

Oh, no.

[Natalie]

First of all, David doesn't even know what the fuck.

[David]

I don't know what I'm going.

[Natalie]

So the headquarters for Circle K is in Oslo, in Norway. So we're going there to meet with all of the countries that are going to be distributing.

[David]

It's like we're meeting with the United Nations.

[Jay]

Oh, really?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

Have we met? Have we been in Oslo before?

[Natalie]

We have not.

[David]

Have you been to Norway?

[Natalie]

Never.

[David]

Oh, wow. That's going to be really fun. Okay, so you give Norwegian vibes.

[Jay]

So you're going to. We're going. I'll be in Croatia.

[David]

Yeah, I'll be there.

[Jay]

We're going to get four podcasts done in Croatia.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Then you go to France.

[David]

Okay. And then you come to France.

[Jay]

And then when I go back to LA and then fly to Norway.

[David]

No, I think you go to France and then you go. You go with us also to Norway, dude. Yes, John.

[Jay]

What am I going to do in France? I'm not going to be able to go to anything.

[David]

John.

[Jason]

John pays, actually.

[Jay]

Khan is so nice.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's like the most beautiful.

[David]

Nice, John. We've been asking John to travel places with us. Yeah, it's so funny.

[Jay]

What does he say?

[David]

Because he works. Oh, dude, the funniest fucking thing.

[Jason]

Okay, well, let me say this first.

[David]

He.

[Jason]

He works for us, right? He's also our friend. She has no other obligation other than just, like, hang out. And we told him, like, john, we're gonna need you to come on this, like, yacht with us. And he goes, dude, he goes, but

[David]

I've just been traveling so much, and I'm like, john, like, it's like, that's the gig.

[Jay]

Yeah, that's the gig.

[Natalie]

That's what we do.

[David]

He was joking about suing me yesterday because of. Because of how much work he has to do.

[Jason]

So how is court gonna go down? John, like, you.

[David]

So you work for your best friend who you get to travel with, and you have to go on a yacht in Croatia, but you don't Want to go? Because you just got back from Miami F1.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

It's really funny.

[Jason]

So John's like, really? But like, I'm like, john, bring Julia.

[David]

Bring your girlfriend.

[Jason]

Like, have it be, like a fucking fun thing. He's like, I don't know. And then when he found out that we're staying on, like, a big boat.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

He was like, oh, wait, everybody gets their own room and stuff. And he, like, tried to pretend like he didn't love it. He was like, oh, okay, I guess I can think about this.

[Jay]

Yeah. I liked on the pod when you said, you're asking John, like, if he's going to stay.

[Jason]

Like, if he's going to stay working here.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I was loving that conversation.

[Jason]

I get really quizzed about that.

[Jay]

What it was.

[Jason]

So. Because we were in Miami F1.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And for three days, I'm just editing the first three days. We're editing the Bali vlog. So he's doing nothing, right? He's. He's fishing on the dock for, like, six hours at this, like, million dollar house on the water in Miami. And it's so funny. I'm just like, I'm.

[Jay]

Wow.

[Jason]

I'm sending pictures to the group chat. I'm like, john's work is really tough today. It's really fun. And it's not like I need him to do anything. Like, I'm not, like, taking a picture and being like, why isn't he working? Because there's actually nothing for him to do, right. Other than fish.

[Jay]

Well, there is things he could be doing.

[Natalie]

Well, he'll, like, run around. He'll, like, run errands, like, random, sporadically. That's really.

[Jay]

You should have. You should have, like, create, like, shorts.

[Jason]

But John did the most interesting thing in Miami that I've never. I've never seen. And it made me look at him completely different.

[David]

We were. We were rolling. Oh, we were rolling. We were.

[Natalie]

We were in the neighborhood. We were in the neighborhood.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Probably 30 yards from the house.

[Jason]

We're all drunk except John. John's our dd. And John rolls the stop sign and police come. He gets pulled over. John is freezing, like, panicking. I've never seen anything like it. I'm recording him because I think it's funny that he's panicking, right? And the officer comes, whatever. He's panicking the entire time, gives him a ticket. Officers are going back into his car. We're like, john, well, how could you roll that stop sign, you criminal? That was crazy. What were you thinking?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And John's like, you know what? Fuck this. John gets out of the car and he's like, I'm walking home. I've never seen anything like it. I'm like, john, get back in the car. The cop is still right outside. Like, he's gonn. John, the cop's going to shoot you. Like, this is like those videos you watch. And it's like. And you're like, why is this person

[David]

not just like, yeah, chilling.

[Jason]

Chilling. And giving him the license and the information? Like, why is he being so panicked? And that's what John was doing. John got out of the car, started walking away. Meanwhile, we're parked diagonally on the side of the road. Everyone in the car's drunk, so no one can take over driving.

[Jay]

Oh, no.

[Jason]

And we're like, john, what the fuck are you doing? And John's like, I'm done. I'm done panicking.

[David]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

I've never seen.

[Jay]

And the cops riding the tickets.

[Jason]

Cops already written the ticket. But he's back in his car, still sitting behind us, like, ready to leave.

[Jay]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

I couldn't believe it was. I've never seen anything, like. And I've just realized now that John has never faced, like, any sort of challenging situation in his life.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That's challenged him like that.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And then I told his girlfriend about it, and she's like, oh. The same thing happened to us two years ago. We got pulled over and he went completely blank. And he wasn't him himself anymore.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

Like, he was just, like, not himself. He couldn't talk to me. He just couldn't communicate. It was very. He has something with law enforcement that just, like, triggers him. There must something. It was Jay. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. It was the craziest thing.

[Jay]

How'd you get him back in the car?

[Jason]

Georgia had to go after him.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And this was. He was like, I don't know, half a football field away. And Georgia calmed him down. She was like, please, we're all drunk. None of us can drive the car. We need you to finish the driving and just get us to the next place.

[David]

And that's it.

[Jason]

And then he, like, calmed down. He thought, like, it was going on his record and everything, like, he was

[Natalie]

gonna go to jail.

[Jay]

Yeah. Like, what happens if you get a ticket in Florida? Do you even have to pay?

[Natalie]

The cop wrote it. It was a $50 ticket.

[Jason]

And we were all like, we're gonna pay it for you, dude.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

Like.

[Jason]

And also, like, John, you make 100 grand a year and have no expenses, no rent, no gas.

[David]

No.

[Jason]

You can afford a $50 ticket. You can afford a 50. It's like, I don't know where the panic was coming from. I was so confused.

[Jay]

Interesting.

[Natalie]

And then it was the craziest thing to watch.

[Jason]

It was fucking crazy.

[Jay]

I thought he was.

[Natalie]

Jok. Was kind of like, acting it up for the camera, and then he just fled the scene.

[Jason]

Yeah. And I was like, he murdered people.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Jason]

Like, he murdered. Like, he ran over a family of four.

[Natalie]

It was so funny.

[Jason]

And then the next day, I get pulled over by in the same spot. Oh, the cops just sit there. I roll the stop sign too. We're in a neighborhood. Like, it's one of those stop signs where you're like, does this even count? So I rolled it and same thing. I'm filming again. And John's like, ha. How does it fucking feel? And I'm like, I don't know.

[Jay]

Fine.

[Natalie]

I don't really care.

[Jay]

Like, I was set up.

[Jason]

Like, yeah, like.

[Jay]

Like the cops have nothing else to do.

[Jason]

I like, I was like, john, it's fine.

[David]

Like, it's like I've been pulled over one other time, and it was because

[Jason]

I was going 110 in, like, a 70 on my way to San Francisco. That could have, like, actually gotten my license revoked. That was scary.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I'm like, this doesn't. This doesn't give you a point on your license.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, you rolled stop sign. It is like, the most minimal infraction ever.

[Jay]

What do you think it is?

[Jason]

Like, why was he so panicked?

[Jay]

Yeah, why does he get panicked by cars?

[Jason]

I couldn't explain it.

[Natalie]

I just don't think that he does well in a high. If there's some sort of adversity or high stress, he just goes full panic.

[Jason]

Can't do high stress.

[Jay]

Yeah. Interesting. I got a crazy ticket in Alabama and I looked the cop right in the eye and I was like, okay, take me in. You're gonna take me in.

[David]

That's it.

[Jason]

Wait, what was the ticket?

[David]

What was the ticket for? What did you do?

[Jay]

I was with Heath and Mariah. We were coming back from Matt King's wedding and we were going. We were going from state to state, and the time changed, so we lost an hour. All of a sudden it was like 9:30 in the morning, but suddenly it was 10:30 in the morning, so we were gonna miss the flight. So I just start tearing ass and it got pulled over.

[David]

Tearing.

[Natalie]

Tearing ass is crazy.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That's probably where I got Pulled over.

[Jay]

Yeah. And I was doing, like, 120. And they were like, you're gonna go to jail. And I was like, all right.

[Jason]

Well, yeah, anything over 100, you can go to jail. Yeah, but I think that's what they say.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I don't think they actually put you behind bars unless you're going, like, 1:30, 1:40.

[David]

Like, unless you're.

[Jason]

And also, like, when I was going 110, it felt like I was going 60. It was on a road with nobody on the road.

[Jay]

How fast were you going in your video when the cops shut the street down?

[Jason]

1:55.

[Jay]

Whoa. 155.

[Jason]

But it didn't even feel.

[Jay]

How fast did you go in the Bugatti that time?

[David]

Not one.

[Jason]

I think this is the fastest I've gone. But in that car, 155 feels like you're going 70.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. We had. So for the Valhalla, we had cops

[David]

shut down the street, which is actually incredibly, like, affordable for, like, a video, which was shocking.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

I mean, was it not. I mean, to shut down streets? It was. It was like 3,500.

[Jay]

That's nothing.

[David]

No, for, like, for street racing. We had it for a couple hours, and, like, we just kind of went.

[Jason]

I was like.

[Jay]

And also, you're breaking the speed limit.

[Jason]

Yeah. I was really confused.

[Jay]

Really confused.

[Natalie]

It's also like, my friend who like

[Jason]

races cars was like. Was like, this is way more affordable than, like, going to the track. Why am I not bringing out all

[David]

my friends to do this, like, full time?

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[David]

Do you think I'll ever find love, Jay?

[Jay]

Someone DMed me about Tuesday's pod, and they were like, we really love David talking about, you know, his relationships, because I'm in the same boat. I'm trying to find somebody and I love. Can you get him to talk more about it?

[Jason]

Yeah. What do you want to know?

[David]

I'm kind of like, I don't really

[Jay]

want to know anything.

[David]

I am kind of like a little love Guru bro.

[Jay]

You gotta. You gotta. You're.

[Natalie]

You're.

[Jay]

You. You know, you really.

[David]

You really are sexy.

[Jay]

Are sexy. You got me good on the podcast on Tuesday because I was explaining that whole thing about how I can't, like, enjoy life, and then. And then I. And then you said, oh, that's the same thing with Naveen. You're afraid to love Naveen. And I was like, wow.

[David]

Yeah, you know, I mean, you're a fucking man student.

[Jay]

Become a teacher.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a real bizarre man when it comes to enjoying things.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah, for sure. But that's just like the panic in you. You are just constantly panicked. But I also Chicken Little.

[Jay]

I have never read that. I don't know that show.

[Jason]

He's just like, a little scared.

[Jay]

He's a scared guy.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I can't really help you with relationships because you. You're like. You've already figured yourself out, so there's nothing I could say.

[Jason]

I know it does kind of suck.

[Jay]

You're not. You're not helpable.

[Jason]

I do feel like I'm kind of there.

[Jay]

Like, you know your problems and I

[Jason]

know the answer, but it's just like, I can't really do it.

[Jay]

When's the last time you went on a date?

[David]

When's the last time I actually went on a date in a different place the other day.

[Jay]

Really?

[David]

Yes.

[Jay]

Where'd you go?

[David]

I don't want to say the location.

[Jay]

Sure.

[David]

But it was in a different country.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

I went on a date.

[Jay]

This wasn't the other day.

[David]

This was a while ago. Yeah.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

Over a year ago.

[Jay]

I remember now.

[David]

Over a year ago.

[Jay]

But yeah, you met somebody and they said, meet me in this country and you went, yeah, that's cool.

[David]

Yeah, that's really cool. Super cool.

[Jay]

I mean.

[Natalie]

No, isn't it?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And to be able to afford that and to be able to be like, fuck it, I'm gonna go.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And also, it's crazy cuz, like, you're

[David]

setting yourself up talking about this, but. Yes.

[Jay]

You're setting yourself up for disaster.

[David]

Yes. So it was really good.

[Jay]

Right?

[David]

I really liked her. Really chill vibes. Yeah, she. Yeah, she's back with her ex.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

That's. That. That I remember when I was on the date with her.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

She would, like, talk about her ex and I was like, he seems great. Like, I would tell her that. I was like, yeah. I was like, don't lose that.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Cuz like, that kind of feels like that's like your person. I'm like, I'm Very clear with that type of shit. Like, right. Like, I don't want to waste any time when talking to a girl. And, like, I. As much as I really liked her. And I was like, I could see this, like, happening in the future, but I was like, no, no. Like, the way you talk about your ex is like, this is. It's not over. You're gonna go back. And she was like, no, it's absolutely not happening. I'm like, I'm fucking. I'm 30 years old, sweetheart. Like, you're going.

[Jay]

You shouldn't do that on a date. That's. That's bad. That's bad sickness.

[David]

I. I didn't say it like that. Okay. I didn't say like that. I'm being very dramatic here.

[Jason]

On the pot.

[David]

But, like, I was. In my head, I was like, oh, it's. This isn't gonna work because. Okay, it's. She's this guy. She's describing this guy who sounds great. I liked him. I was like, I fuck with this guy. I love the music. She showed you pictures? Yeah. He's very handsome. Oh, yeah. So I had no problem. So, yeah. Back with Axe. So that didn't go well. But it went well in the interim. Interim. Interior. Interior.

[Jay]

You had it right the first time

[David]

in the interior decorator. In the interstellar. It went well, and I'm glad I did it. Like, I went.

[Jay]

How many hours did you travel for this date?

[David]

Far.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

Far.

[Jason]

Probably the.

[Jay]

More than three hours.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Okay. Okay.

[David]

Very far.

[Jay]

Very far.

[David]

And I went to. Yeah, I had dinner. First time I actually have done dinner.

[Jay]

Yeah, you were.

[David]

I'm like, obviously, I'm not describing the story as.

[Jason]

Well, how. Well,

[Jay]

how do you. God, you at dinner. You're such an alien. Like. Cause, you know, I go out to dinner all the time. I always want to call you, and Naveen will be like, call David. Invite David. I'm like, he won't want to go. He won't want to go. So I don't call you. But you at dinner, like, how did you do. What'd you do with your hands? I. What'd you order?

[David]

What did I order?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Well, first, you skinny girl, and not eat.

[David]

Well, first we got, like, drinks at, like, a sushi spot.

[Jay]

Okay, Fun.

[David]

And I was like. I was like, she loved sushi. He's like, no, let's eat here. I fucking hate sushi. So I was like. I was like, I'll just. I'm sure I could find something on the menu. Like, this is no problem at all. The menu Came back. I was like, oh, great. I'll just. I'll just do the pizza and, like, oh, great. It's like the sashimi pizza or something. And I'm like. And she saw the panic in my eyes. She's like, I really don't mind not eating here. Like, we can just go somewhere else, right? And I was like, okay, let's go. But it wasn't about the food. But.

[Jason]

No.

[David]

Then we went to the next spot.

[Jason]

We just talked. It was really.

[David]

It was really fun.

[Jay]

How did you feel? Like, you're like, oh, why did I come here?

[Jason]

Or were you like, no, not at all.

[Jay]

No, you're.

[Jason]

I was really scared about going then I was really scared about being at a place by myself.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

To go and meet a girl. But I was really, really stoked that I did.

[Jay]

Yeah. You. You tried to bring a couple of friends with you. I was.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Only. Only. So you brief with them after, in person? Yeah.

[Jason]

I called my friends.

[David]

I called my friend Mike and his wife Brooke from my hometown.

[Jason]

I was like, listen, I'll pay for your trips right now to this place.

[David]

I'm like, this is like an incredible honeymoon vacation. Like, they just got married. I'm like, just come here with me.

[Jason]

There's a good chance you won't even see me. Yeah.

[David]

I was like, it'll just be you

[Jason]

guys and consider it a date, like, weekend, whatever, and.

[Jay]

But if it goes bad, if it

[Jason]

goes bad, you'll see me a lot, and I'm gonna ruin your date. But if it's going great, you'll never see me.

[Jay]

Me.

[Jason]

And it went great.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Jason]

It went really, really great.

[Jay]

Great.

[Jason]

And it went way better than I thought it would.

[Jay]

Great.

[Jason]

Until after I found out that she was probably going back tracks, which I'm like, whatever. Like, it's totally fine.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

But I'm glad I did it. I'm glad I met her. She's very sweet. She'll be a cool friend down the road. But are you leaving part of the story out? Of course. Of course I'm leaving things out I can't fully like. But, yeah, I'm obviously leaving things out.

[David]

But all in all, buckets of fun.

[Jay]

Would you do it again

[David]

with that person?

[Jay]

No.

[Jason]

No. Oh.

[Jay]

Would you go to another country and see somebody?

[David]

This was a girl that, like, in my head, I like, was like, you'd

[Jay]

also met her before.

[David]

I've met her before. And in my head, I've, like, kind of painted an image of her where I was like, I've kind of, like, completed things in my head I was like, oh, yeah, this could be. Like, really? This is very much my type of.

[Jay]

Oh, that's. That's a dangerous thing.

[Jason]

Very dangerous.

[Jay]

I've done that.

[David]

Do not do that.

[Jay]

I've done that.

[David]

And that's why I, like, that's why I was like, I'll go to this country to meet her.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Or hang out with her again, which you shouldn't do. But yeah, I think I would. I think I'd definitely do that again.

[Jay]

I think that's interesting. When you, like, you meet somebody and then you. You build up this thing in your mind and then you meet them and you're like, oh, wait a minute. I'm a fucking asshole.

[David]

This is. I'll tell you what. I'll give you one little tea of the day.

[Jay]

Okay, Go.

[David]

I was, we were. We met somewhere else before, in another country.

[Jay]

Right.

[David]

And I was. I already showed interest.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was like, we were out, it was really late.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was like, I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna go to bed. This is like kind of my first time meeting. And. And she's like, wait, why are you leaving? And I'm like, I'm just like, really tired. And like, if I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't have the energy to, like, go out and do stuff. And like, I really like, like you, but, like, I just like, I'm not in my party girl era is how I describe it. Like, I'm looking for something more serious.

[Jay]

Ooh, David.

[Jason]

Yeah. I said that.

[Jay]

That's a big turn on for the ladies.

[David]

And then she was like, I. Then she said this and I was like, she's like, I want to be married yesterday. Oh, wow. And I went, okay. So I sat back down. And then I was like, I still have to go soon.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

And she's like. And then she was like, playing it like a chick. I know. It's crazy because I was just.

[Jason]

Cuz I'm genuinely. Like, I am older.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So I'm like, I can't do, like, I have to be straightforward with the person.

[Jay]

Sure.

[Jason]

I have to be like, this is what I want. And if. And if you can't do that right now, that's totally fine.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, I'll see you down the road or we'll meet again.

[Jason]

Like, whatever. Whatever destiny has for us. Destiny will call me in again. So I was like. And then she was like, how about this? I'm going here.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

In a week.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Meet me here and we'll spend the Weekend together. Wow. And I was like, done.

[Jay]

Damn. And then you did a dramatic exit.

[Jason]

And then I was like, no, no.

[Jay]

Did you look back at her?

[David]

No, no, I stayed for.

[Jason]

I stayed for a couple hours.

[Jay]

Batted your eyes till we meet again.

[David]

And then I. And then I was like, I can't believe I'm actually doing this because I've never gone on a dinner date anywhere.

[Jay]

I'm proud of you. That you.

[David]

And then. And then I went, and I genuinely, genuinely was really happy about it. And she was really great, and I wish her the best.

[Jay]

Yeah. But.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Well, if you're in another country and you want David to come visit.

[David]

Yeah, yeah,

[Jay]

he has the means.

[David]

Yeah. I'm pretty easy about that. I actually would rather go on a date with you in a different country.

[Jay]

Oh, really?

[David]

I was talking to. I was talking to Cindy about this. Wolfie Cindy.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

And I was like, yeah, I went on it. She was, like, helping me come up with, like. Yeah, she was helping me come up with, like, date spots.

[Jay]

Okay.

[David]

I'm like, where to take this girl out to dinner? And things like that. And she's like, this is so you. For you to have your first date in a different country.

[Jay]

Why is that?

[David]

In la, she's like, you're just scared of, like, going out in la. You're just, like, scared of, like, how, like, sceny it is and stuff. And, like, seeing people out and, like. That's very true. Like, I felt, like, so much comfort in being in another country.

[Jay]

Yeah, I think, too. Like, it's like you go out and then. Yeah. People know what you're doing and they know your business and they look.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Which I was kind of scared about in la, but it was actually tenfold worse in this country.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah, it was. A lot. A lot more people approached me during the date.

[Jay]

Really?

[David]

Yeah, it was very strange. Also cool. I was like, oh, this is nice. But, but, but it.

[Jason]

Yeah, but it was still that everyone

[David]

was speaking a different language, where I was like, okay, this is kind of nice. Like, it still doesn't feel like everyone's, like, in my face.

[Jason]

We're in la. Like, everybody knows each other.

[Jay]

Yes. And you feel douchey. And it can go from, like. I don't know, it could go from, like, this person likes me to this person's being an asshole, like, really quick.

[David]

I don't know.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

And there was, like, some safety about being on a date in a different country. Whereas, like, if it doesn't go well, I just go home. Like, it's like kind of like I compartmentalize it as like this thing that happened here rather than like mixing it with my LA life. I don't know. Anyway, yeah, if you're in different culture. You want me to go on date with you two? Medium?

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[Jay]

Seriously guys, Dave's gonna be 30 soon. Let's get him wifed up and maybe I can find you somebody.

[David]

I don't think so, but I really appreciate it. No, I'm kidding. Alright guys, thank you for listening to the pod. Thank you guys, Jason Nashticks for being here.

[Jason]

Shout out.

[David]

Natalie, go watch Jason's daily vlogs. You still doing those?

[Jay]

We are doing a couple a week because I am working on big stuff. Dave.

[Jason]

Oh my God.

[Jay]

I'm working on the sitcom. I'm working on new things.

[David]

Big things coming.

[Jay]

Big things coming.

[David]

We'll see you guys soon.

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