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John
Oh, man. Let's just say obviously he's so funny, but he's just such a nice guy. Like, great energy.
David
Yeah, he's the best.
John
He's trying to lift people up around him.
David
Yeah. Yeah. So we went to Jamie Foxx's house. John was even there. Yeah. And he's really, he's really nice. Yeah, we, I go play pickleball there sometimes. Like, like Wednesday nights at these pickleball thing.
John
Right.
David
About like a month ago, I went, I don't like talking about, like celeb friends until I've like, put them in a vlog.
John
Sure.
David
Then I feel like they're on the table for like, I could mention anything about them.
John
Right.
David
But like a month ago, we were playing pickleball and I hit Jamie in the face and I felt so bad because, like, I, you know, I'm trying when I'm there, like, I don't just go to like, fuck, I'm not gonna go easy on Jamie Foxx because he's in fucking the coolest movies ever. Yeah. He's electro from Spider Man. Like, just because he's in a couple Spider man movies, I'm not gonna take it easy, but him in the face. And I felt really bad. He went upstairs right after.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
David
Yeah, it was. I texted, I texted, I texted, like, my group chat. Like, I just hit Jamie in the face. I don't think I can come back. But we came back next week and he's forgot. And he's so great. He's so welcoming. Yeah. Like, I. I brought. I bring everybody there. Like Alex, John, Ilia, Jay, you came and.
John
Incredible.
David
And he's the best storyteller, like, on the face of earth. He has, like a million stories.
John
Yeah.
David
And he said this interesting thing that I said on the pod a really long time ago. A really long time. Like, I think when we started. And I don't know if I necessarily agree with this statement that I made, but he kind of, like, almost backed it up. Jamie was saying when he started off in the comedy world.
John
Yeah.
David
That there was like, he went on stage a couple times and this old timer that's been there for a while was like, to him, you're funny. All you need now is time. Like, you just need experience. You need life experience. That's all you need. Like, there's no you. You can't sharpen your tool of being funnier other than with life experience. And I don't know if you remember, but I said this, like, five years ago. I was like. I had a realization that I think, like, everyone's like, if you're a funny person, you're born with the maximum amount of funny.
John
Yes.
David
But then your life experiences are the things are the only things that can make you funnier. That's like, I like. I don't know. I don't, like, necessarily 100% stand by it.
John
So what do you stand by?
David
Well, I think it's 50. 50. I think there are people that are just so funny that, like, if you don't have life experiences or, like, you don't even have. If you don't have vocabulary.
John
Yeah.
David
You can't be funny. That's what I suffer with. Like, you just, like, need to know things.
Natalie
We have someone that's pretty funny in the room that is also lacking vocabulary.
David
Yeah. John, John, you don't need vocabulary.
John
What's the secret, John? Yeah.
David
What's the secret of being comic? Like, you just forgetting things. Yeah. Just mixing things up. Dyslexia. That's funny.
John
You know what he did that was. So this is what how I want to be. I wish I was more this way. He came in, the funniest thing he.
David
Said was he walked into the Room. And he goes, dobreezy. Oh, Jamie Foxx. Yeah. He called you Doe Breezy. Which I thought was.
John
No one's ever called you Doe Breezy.
David
No, it's really crazy. He, like really hypes me up. It's so bizarre.
John
He hypes you up. And then. And then what I loved what he did was he was like, you should just stand up. And you were like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. You should just stand up. And then he like walked you to his stage and. And he put you on stage and put a mic in your hand and was like, go, like, be funny. Go try, try, try. And I was like, oh, my God.
David
Yeah, he has like a room.
John
No one does that.
David
He has like a stand up comedy room. Yeah, he's really funny. There was one time, like, I was playing pickle and then he was like, he was bringing people down on his golf cart. And then those people came up to me and they were like, the entire car ride down, Jamie kept saying that there's a big celebrity here and it's you. He kept hyping you up. I'm like, is Jamie Foxx on fucking meth? I thought it was. So. It's really funny.
Natalie
I also never knew that Jamie Foxx is not his real name.
David
Oh, my God, that was crazy. Wait, that's not his real name?
John
No, no, I think I knew that.
Natalie
It's Eric. Eric Bishop is his real name.
David
Did you hear the story?
Natalie
Yeah.
David
That was insane.
Natalie
That was the craziest thing.
David
The story was. You want to say it? Yeah.
Natalie
He was saying that back in the day when he was like. And he first started out in stand up. I didn't know that either. I thought he started in acting, but he started up as like a stand up.
David
And if you don't know Jamie Foxx, he's in Django Unchained. He's. I mean, he's huge, but he's also a singer.
John
Sure.
David
He's in Gold Digger with Kanye. He's like Ray Charles.
John
Oscar.
David
Yeah, he's Oscar award, winning, Grammy award winning. He's incredible. Yeah.
Natalie
But when he first started, he couldn't get booked. Like, he would go wait in line at the comedy stores or whatever. Comedy places. And he was the black guy in a room of a lot of white people. And they were just like, no, you're not getting. You're not getting up until later. You know, whatever. He get like the worst.
David
And they were letting, like the girls up.
John
Yeah. Okay.
David
So that's why, long story short, he. He changed his name.
John
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David
He changed his name to, like, a unisex feminine name. So when the person was going through all the names, ye. They were like, jamie Foxx. That's a woman's name. Like, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like, oh, my God, Jamie Foxx.
Natalie
And it's like a sexy name.
David
It's like a. Literally a sexy name. And he said, like, when he got off stage as his first day of being Jamie Foxx, people were like, yo, Jamie. And he was just, like, not even looking at them because, one, he didn't associate himself with the name, and two, he's like, that's not my name. But, like, it stuck with him. Like, that's so crazy. And now he is forever known as Jamie Foxx. And more name drop. We went to Adam Levine's.
Natalie
Just one a week.
John
Just get it all out.
David
Let me get my name drops out at the beginning. Adam Levine's house. They had a private show in Santa Barbara. Natalie and I went with Susie and Olivia. Yeah, that was a fucking blast. That was a blast. That's one person that I wasn't expecting to be a big fan was Adam Levine's father. Adam Levine's like, we, like. Like, the band went out to, like, dinner after.
John
Mm.
David
And we stopped by, and his dad, like, stood up out of his seat and was like, I have been wanting to meet you for so long.
John
How old is he?
David
This is fucking crazy.
Natalie
I don't know.
David
I mean, like, I guess if he listens to this. 30. Super young. Yeah. But I thought that was, like, really cool.
John
It's pretty wild. You watch your videos?
David
Yeah. I met, like, I met Adam's brother, like, six, seven years ago now.
John
Okay.
David
And. And the first time I found out, Adam Levine watched the videos, like, six, seven years ago, and he's like, me and my brother, we put your videos on, like, in the movie theater and we watch them. That was especially really crazy because I was like, 20, like, 20 at the time we were making the vlogs. I was like, Adam Levine puts me in his movie room, like, in la. Like, what? Like, that's like. That's like so many things going on. Like Maroon 5.
John
Yeah.
David
Yeah, it's really wild.
John
Damn.
David
So look at that.
John
Dave got Jamie Foxx. Who else? Adam Levine.
David
I saw the name drops.
John
Sydney Sweeney. Any Sydney Sweeney moments this week?
David
No.
Natalie
Sydney Sweeney, Adam's wife. Victoria's Secret model. The hottie. That was my highlight of the week. She's so cool.
David
Natalie loves meeting her supermodels. Natalie has so much. Every time we meet, like, every time there's a supermodel in the wild, I just like, turn Natalie and like, which one is it?
Natalie
Because I know all them. My name.
David
I'm like, what is she known for? And then like, every. Every woman, apparently is the hottest of her generation. They're all like about the same age.
Natalie
She's like, oh, it's funny too, cuz like, Vahati was in Sports Illustrated swimsuit.
John
And she's obviously like, same as your year.
Natalie
Yeah, no, no, not my year. Not my year. She's like an og. And sh. Kept being like. It was like the funniest thing, like just the both of us in the room and like, I don't know. Just funny that.
David
Yeah. I wanted to tell her that Natalie was Sports Illustrated.
John
Why didn't you?
Natalie
And he was like. He was like, natalie, go up there and tell her that you were also in the issue.
David
And I was like, absolutely. Really?
John
You.
David
You, you. You know, it's hard to believe that's the bit, John. Ju. You fucking ugly bitch. He just gets it out there.
John
Are you sure?
David
Sports Illustrated?
John
Yeah.
Natalie
The one in the bikinis? Yeah.
John
Not Skank magazine.
David
Skank magazine, but yeah. No, it was a good time. Then we. Then we got to borrow the Batmobile from our friend for another bit, which is really fun.
John
Yeah. And crazy. He had crazy cars in there. There was like. We had like a Flintstones mobile.
David
Jurassic park has the craziest cars. It's like, incredible.
John
Yeah.
David
And then after the bit, Jay, I was with him for an hour and a half because he couldn't get the Batmobile back up. It died. It died on the street. So I sent my security from my house to stand guard because the Batmobile just sitting in the middle of the street. So I was just like, can you just go stand till the, like till the morning till, like, his team can come get it?
John
Wow.
David
They just stood there with the Batmobile. So no one, like, tags it or anything, but a really, really dope car. Oh, I thought of something the other day. I. As I was shooting, I was shooting with somebody. They said something that was like, not controversial, but they thought was controversial, and they said, everybody finds a reason these days. That's what, you know. That's a typical saying.
John
Sure.
David
Then I thought of my genius new saying that was. It's not everyone finds a reason these days. It's that these days find everyone. It's pretty cool. Oh, I think that's what it Is. It's just that, like, look at you, Mr.
John
Poet Laureate.
David
I mean, kind of. No, like, think about it. It's. It's these days. These days now, like, everyone has. Everyone has a voice. So you offend. So there's, you know.
John
Yeah.
David
Every. Every culture, everything is. Everybody's like. Everybody's a voice. Everybody's. Every is a critic is the way to say it. So I think. I think that's why a lot more things are offensive, or at least they play on, because more people are vocal about it, which in some aspects, it's incredible, and some aspects it's annoying.
John
Right.
David
So, yeah, there's, you know, there was definitely, like a. Like a white line of.
John
It's funny to see, like, celebrities get, like, just torn apart now.
David
I always get.
Natalie
And then.
John
Because I remember when there wasn't the Internet and be like, those people, they were just, you know, you couldn't touch them. I always couldn't touch them.
David
Why celebrity, still celebrity, like, just fucking go. Like, just, like, chill. Unless you're a singer.
John
But. But what if you have a movie. Movie to promote? What if you.
David
But just stop. Just go to Vernon Hills.
John
Just stop making movies.
David
Just go to Vernon Hills.
John
I don't know, but that's. They can. They have to promote the movie.
Natalie
It's part of the job.
David
I'm talking about like, those, like, uber rich people that, like, I guess they still must love it, but, like, go, like, enjoy time with your family. Like, you've made it. You're lucky. Like, just like, fucking go.
John
We've had this conversation before. I've. I've taken that side, too. I know what you mean.
David
Right. Yeah. I'm only saying this for no reason at all. I feel like that's like. Yeah. I guess it just depends, like, if you really love your job. You love your job. That's right. Kind of stupid argument.
John
It's pretty cool, actually, to shoot a movie, but the. It's pretty fun.
David
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David
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John
Yes.
David
These are. This is gonna. This is a really good segment of David's favorite, newest quotes. You can apply them to your life. I think these are great. Ready? These are my favorite quotes I've written down. I looked up, and you. You tell them how much you like them.
John
Okay, we'll rate them on a scale one to ten. Here we go.
David
Okay. My first one is only a fool trips on something behind them.
John
Oh, that's really good, John. What does that one mean?
David
Trip someone behind them. That's what he said. Oh, like you tripping someone. You stick your foot out. You know how you. You kick their shoe and then their shoe flies off a little bit? Yes. From behind. Got it. What do you rate that quote? That sounds dumb. Even though he put his own spin.
John
On it, I don't think that's what it is. That doesn't make sense.
David
No, John, Only a fool trips on something behind them. It's like you trip on things that are in front of. Dude, I can't believe I'm doing this. You trip on things that are in front of you. Right. So if a situation's behind you or a problem's behind you, no need to trip over it.
Natalie
Like, don't dwell on the past.
David
I'll make it easier. So he's not tripping on anyone? No.
Natalie
A better saying is, I can't tell if he's pretending.
David
I think this one. He's acting. This. You're acting. Right, Right. Okay.
John
I think you have too much of a literal brain. Like, you have a science brain.
David
I do have a little.
John
What it is. A little. A little brain.
David
Guys, I got more. I got more. You see what I did there? This one is. This one's a little religious. Okay, ready?
John
Okay.
David
Why seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man? Pretty good. That's a good one.
John
No, now I got John brain. I'm trying to follow that once. Why seek validation?
David
He goes, who did you crucify behind you?
John
Why say It. One more time.
David
Why seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man? Ah.
John
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
David
Okay, this one I've known for while. I really like this one. I have it on a snow globe here in my house. When you turn and face the sunshine, all the shadows fall behind you.
Natalie
I love that one.
David
That one's nice. Easy to understand. I'm not going to repeat it for you, Jay. I know. I could tell.
John
I got it.
David
You sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John
Sunset's night. The sun is nice.
David
Yeah. Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.
Natalie
That's my favorite.
David
Yeah, that's navy. There's two more guys. Two more. Bear with me here. This is really important. I like this segment.
John
My neck, my crown.
David
I like this.
Natalie
You're inspiring the people.
David
No, I feel like we need more things where we, like, inspire things.
John
Inspiring is good.
David
Yeah. Okay. This is a good one. Never miss someone who knows how to find you.
Natalie
I like that.
David
Yeah, it's, like, good. Yeah. These are.
Natalie
You should write a book.
David
I mean, I didn't come up with these stolen from the Internet, but, like, that one's fucking good. I love that saying. Like. Like, what is it? Like, if someone could, they would. Or something like that.
John
Your book would be like, join them.
David
Can't shoot. Can't beat him. Join them. Can't beat him. Join them. No, John, you're just, like, throwing out another, like, rhymey phrase. No, no, no. It's just, like, the fact that, like. Like, you know, if you're, like, texting a girl and she's like. Or a guy, and they're like, if you wanted. I can't this week. There's no such thing. Yeah. As can't this week. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I don't care who you are. Unless you're, like, rockets taking off. Actually, even then, your priority's the rocket. Like, that's just it. Like, it's just. He doesn't want to. You're just not the number one priority. That's how I see it.
John
He's just not that into you. That was a famous phrase. Good one.
David
Okay. And then this is a good one. There's nothing in nature that blooms all year round, so don't expect yourself to.
Natalie
That's good, too.
David
Pretty damn good. Yeah. So that's it. These are. This is. This is all the ones I have for this episode.
Natalie
Are you writing these down and then thinking about them and internalizing them for yourself?
David
Really? There. Like, there's, like, 10 of them that I.
John
Sounds like nothing you would ever, ever apply.
Natalie
Are you preach.
David
No, it seems like he could because all. Yeah, no, so this is why this flies to Dave.
John
Like, I can't.
David
You see he was canceled. I didn't say that.
John
Like, I can't see you like being somewhere and you know, saying that quote to yourself and looking at the sun and be like, well, Dave, the shadows are behind me. You know what I mean?
David
I don't know.
John
I do like, you should try to though.
David
I do like, I do like things that are written pretty. I do actually I haven't been able to look at these like as much, but like, I do like, like lame quotes like that. Not lame, sorry, not lame, but just.
John
Like the quotes are great and I.
David
Like those quotes cuz they. There's like some actual like reason behind it. Like it makes sense in my head.
John
Well, Natalie said something really interesting right before we started recording, which was you were looking at a picture of yourself when you were ripped and you were like, wow, I was really ripped. And Natalie, what did you say?
Natalie
I said that David has this problem where he can't in the moment. He doesn't like, appreciate.
David
Yes. No, no, no, that's not, that's not it. That's. I have that problem.
Natalie
You can't be something about. I don't remember what I said.
David
It's like never enough.
Natalie
It's like you're very glass FMD kind of person.
David
100% for sure. And like, thank God I am because like, you know, that's. That's how I think how it should be. But, but no, no, that's, that's, that's a whole different thing with like, when you're in shape, like you start getting so nitpicky. You're like this A.B. dude.
John
No, no, no, that's. It's not about that. It's not about. We're not saying like.
David
No, no, I know, I'm agreeing with her, but I'm saying that specific moment, right, had to do with like, literally, like, I remember when I was like fully had all six packs, right?
John
Yeah.
David
I remember like there would be a day where I would have an extra slice of fucking cheese.
John
Yeah.
David
And the next morning I would wake up and I'd be like, oh my God, it's fucking gone. That's a. That's mental to think like that, right? You know how angry that made me. Like, that makes me so angry. And that's why I have a divide between me and Ilya. It just, it just, it really makes me it really makes me mad, like, to like, count stuff like that. And I've. I get into this argument every time we're on the pod about health and fitness. Like, now I'm so happy to be in, like, a place where, like, I'm not, like, I'm actually thinking about what I'm eating.
John
Right.
David
But I'm still not.
Natalie
Like, you're still enjoying.
David
I'm still enjoying, but I'm definitely not doing what I was doing before.
John
No, I think it was bad. The conversation about health and fitness is not what I'm getting at. I'm getting at the idea of, like, hey, you just posted a great vlog. Like, I just hope you enjoy, Enjoy yourself. And I hope you recognize and you take these little moments for yourself and be like, oh, good job, Dave. Or you have that inner monologue.
David
That's all there's. Hold on. I don't like when people do this to me. What you're doing here.
Natalie
Oh, my God, what is he doing?
John
We finally, we have something to talk about.
David
What do we do? Because. Because I think. I think I have moments where I'm like, like, like, yeah, I'll post like a. A vlog or I'll go shoot a bit.
John
Sure.
David
And it's not the way I want it to be.
John
Right.
David
And then I'll be very glass half empty about it. But, like, but like, let's be honest. And we're calling a spade a spade here. Like, I've been very happy doing absolutely nothing for the last three years and just sitting here and I'm very. I'm very. Glasses filled to the top, brim, pouring down, waterfall, infinity pool.
John
Right.
David
For how I view, like, and how excited I am about, like, just, just hanging out in life. So I, I think there's a mix of that. I think. I think when it comes to my work, I'm glass half empty.
John
Okay.
David
When it comes to just, like, take smelling the flowers, I think I'm a little bit different. Okay, but you can argue with me.
John
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying. I just hope that you take the time to.
David
Fuck you.
John
I hope you take the time to, like, be nice to yourself.
David
That's all really sweet, but.
Natalie
No, I think he takes. I think he really hypes himself up.
David
Yeah, I agree on that one. All right, so what's the problem?
Natalie
It's about the others around you.
David
You want me to build you up?
John
Up?
Natalie
Yeah.
David
I yelled at Natalie today and she has like a knee spasm.
John
Yeah.
Natalie
Oh, my God, my knee today has just been like, spasming.
David
It's. And it's driving me nuts because she'll sit by me editing, and my leg.
Natalie
Will just fall on, like.
David
And I'll literally go.
John
Natalie making noise? No, but she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. She's making, like.
David
Scares the out of me. It's like her sneezes are already one thing that I have to deal with. Like, it's. It's like a volcanic eruption from her throat. Like, her sneezes are really loud. And now she's. She's picked up a new spasm, which is crazy. And then she found out that it's. When I stress her out, her knee starts to spat. Crazy, dude. It's like, crazy. It's not that crazy, but, yeah.
Natalie
He was yelling at me about something else. And then my knee started twitching again. I was like, I found out why it's twitching. You're stressing me out.
David
Saw a TikTok the other day. This is really funny. It was. Tell me your. Tell me your. Tell me what your job is, but in the most Neanderthal way possible.
John
Okay.
David
The comments are really good. The comments are. I took some screenshots. It's me see man no swim. Me swim lifeguard.
Natalie
Oh, okay.
David
Someone commented, you don't want grandpa. I take grandpa.
John
Elderly care worker retirement home.
David
Me sleep. Me do nothing. Caveman husband, hunt and gather. There's another one. That's me applying job. Say no. Me apply job, say no. Me apply job. Say no car. No clean car. Now clean. Me carry many plate arms. Strong balance like mountain goat. Oh, this one's good. Sorry. Last one. Sorry. I know I'm finding joy in the stupidest things here. Dig and rock. All right? Dig in rock. Look at rock. Understand rock. Oh, he's a geologist. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good.
John
Wow.
David
I love tick tock.
Natalie
Yeah, it's pretty great.
John
You do. So open your TikTok right now. What's the first video that comes up?
David
Oh, that's a good question. These are always so scary. I saw Shawn Mendes do an interview once.
John
Yeah.
David
And it was like. And someone asked him, like, can we see her for you, Paige? And he was like, I'd rather not. And I never, like, understood it. And then I, like, like, started to realize, like, these are really, like, tailored.
John
Yeah.
David
Like. Like, there. There's. There was a day where, like, I had, like, five hot girls in a row. Just, like, hot girls. I was like, what is this? And it, like, literally made me feel. I was like, if somebody saw this, it'd be like, this is concerning. I had it.
John
That's happened to me.
David
I had to go into settings and here, let's see my first one right now. Get off that dying julio. Okay.
John
What is it? That. Is that a dance video?
David
Yeah, it's a girl twerking. No, I'm k. Oh, my God. No, it's an HBO Max commercial, so that doesn't count. You want to hear Ilya's favorite quote?
John
Sure.
David
Fuck this guy.
Natalie
I don't know if I like hearing.
David
Can you give me the first word?
Natalie
It's something about power and greatness. I know it.
David
It's something.
John
I'm going to be a billionaire.
David
Is it. There is no difference. Does it go. No. There is no such thing as free cheese. Oh, okay, good. Only free cheese is in a mousetrap. I like. I like this one better. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Why?
Natalie
What does that mean?
David
The second mouse. The first mouse dies in the mousetrap trying to get the cheese, and the second mouse learns from the first mouse, can't get trapped, eats the cheese.
Natalie
So someone has to die.
David
One of us in this room will be executed today for the podcast, not me. No. And only then will we be able to achieve Golden Globes status. Golden Globes. And the Illuminati of personal called me. My sister texted me yesterday. She goes, are you an Illuminati? I just sent her back the Shh emoji. I'm not telling her. When you joined, did they have you keep it a secret, Jay?
John
Join what?
David
Very good, dude. John just. John just freaked out.
Natalie
I just got scared.
David
John just freaked out for a second. Cut that out, Jay. No, I'm kidding. Oh, John, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. What? Someone. So John wants to move out with his girlfriend. Oh, Johnny.
John
What?
David
Actually, let me backtrack it.
John
I feel like Ilya started a trend.
David
Julia wants to move out, wants to get her own place. Yeah. And I don't know.
John
Are you gonna cry?
Natalie
He starts breaking down.
David
Can you just give me a sec? You need a Kleenex and. No. Well, basically. Basically when I. Basically when I found out about this, I was like, john, what the fuck? Like, we'll give you guys the bigger room, whatever.
John
Your room.
David
No, Alex is in the bigger. Alex is the best view in the house.
John
Oh, yeah.
David
Like, if we were to compare, like, how much rent should be in every room? John's rent would probably cost 3,000 and Alex's room would cost, like, 8,000. Yeah. Like, Alex's room is, like, by far the best room. So I was like, okay, what if you and Alex switch rooms? And Alex, Alex does not care for the room because he doesn't care for the view. And he actually wants a colder room that's John's. So it was perfect. So situation solved. But then I read some comments and some comments, yeah, like on Snap. And they were like, Dave, you gotta let your friends go.
Natalie
Oh my God.
David
And it made me realize I totally fucking do. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
John
It's funny that comments made more sense to you than the people around you that got through to you.
David
Yeah. Well, also my sister texting me the other day. It was really funny. She texted me, she's like, she's like. We were like having like a argument about something about like, I don't know. And she's like, what makes you happy? And then I sent a picture of like John playing pickle and she goes, don't you pay him? And I'm like, fuck, dude. Like, this is crazy. Yeah, I guess I fucking pay John now, so. Yeah, yeah, you didn't have to pay me. No, I know, I know, I know, I know know. But like I pay you cuz you are my friend, not backwards. That makes sense.
John
Whoa, wait, what?
David
Wait, what?
John
So John, you're going to go?
David
Go where? Oh yeah, you're going to move out.
John
Move out. Don't play this Abbott Costello with me.
David
John doesn't want to.
John
Like it's like a. Who's on first? You know who's on first.
David
Don't do that with him. Yeah, yeah.
John
So you are moving out.
David
I told her to extend the Runway. Here's John's problem. Let me, let me do it. Cuz I feel.
John
Extend the Runway.
David
Extend the Runway. John doesn't want to pay rent. Rent.
John
Gotcha.
David
So if he moved out with his girlfriend. Yeah. Oh, he'd have to pay rent?
John
Yeah, of course. You have to pay for everything. Food, eat.
Natalie
I mean, to be honest, like I feel like wi Fi. I mean I get, you know, growing up and like wanting to move out. I obviously did that. But I also feel like, you know, I don't know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't leave.
David
Hell yeah. Natalie drank the Kool Aid.
Natalie
Well, no, I just like not paying rent is such an amazing thing.
John
Yeah.
Natalie
Rent is so expensive.
David
So expensive.
Natalie
So. And if you do, if you get the bigger room, your room right now is ass. I can't believe that you even still live there.
David
Still. That's a horrendous room.
Natalie
Yeah.
David
Okay, you guys did not say anything for the Last two goddamn years.
Natalie
Because I never go in there. And then when I do, I'm like, oh.
David
Hey John, it matches your up. Obviously. You could change the. In your room, dude. Bro, I can't get rid of the goddamn gel blaster lighting. You have to keep those. That's our. That's our armory in case the apocalypse ever happened.
John
Well, people should know that. Yeah. David had a little thing with gel blasters. And so one wall is like all.
David
Gel blasters, not just the whole. The whole fucking room.
John
Yeah.
David
Is. Imagine an arcade and then a rainbow came and fucked all the walls. It's not. It's like. It's pretty crazy. I mean, it's a trick. And the craziest part is he doesn't even have a ceiling. Like, the walls are covered by jail blaster and his ceiling are like cotton balls to mimic clouds. And if you hit a button, it'll look like there's a thunderstorm in the clouds.
John
It's nice when you get freaky, huh, John?
David
Yeah, he's like, I turn that shit on, man. Well, speaking of showtime. Speaking of getting freaky on his. On the panels behind his bed are like light panels. They're like little squares and like over the months they've fallen off because he's getting freaky in there, I think. Okay, that's not. That's not how it happens, dude. Anyway, the double sided tape.
Natalie
Tape, obviously, that's all right, own it, John. You're a freak.
David
I hear you masturbating. I hear you jerking off. Do you? Yeah. He goes. He's the craziest one. His girlfriend's not there. This man is a solo maniac.
John
Does he speak in a different language.
David
When he jerks off? He speaks in Filipino.
John
He does, yeah, that's what I figured.
David
Tagalog. And he just goes crazy by myself. No, no, but looking up at the clouds. But yeah, the clouds are the scariest part because I'm like, how. How have you not removed those? Cause like I could. Just one. It's the fucking craziest flame fire hazard I've ever seen in my entire life.
John
Yeah.
David
And I've walked into John's room and there was a candle on at like 4am and he wasn't home. Oh, like really, really scary. The whole house would be ablaze if one of those clouds caught on fire. And also like, John sleeps with his mouth open like a fuck. Like the Hoover fucking Dam. So like, I'm surprised. How do you even know that?
John
I've.
David
I come in there to make sure you're still home. You're still here. Right, John? There he. No, but, but like cloud. I'm surprised like a piece of cloud hasn't fallen into his mouth and just like choked him. So. Yeah, you gotta fucking change that room. But John, you should move out. It's a work in progress. You're 31. Mm. And I'm putting my foot down. Wow. Yeah. And I'm gonna play the other side.
John
The move, John really would be and would be to get Julia to move in here. And you guys don't pay rent. You save for a house.
David
That's what they're doing. That's exactly what they're doing, actually.
John
Oh.
David
Not about the house, but the rent for sure. Yeah. They're. Because John's like, why would we get a place? Like we're gonna be gone for Thanksgiving and Christmas, we might as well start stay at Dave's for a little. Yeah, so he's gonna. He's gonna stock up the money and then February, maybe you'll move. Yeah, February, March. It's not gonna happen. It's so fun. I can't wait to look back at. Well, actually Julia will make it happen. Yeah, Julia's gonna want. But if it was up to John. Yeah, if it was up to me. Dude, what the fuck? Why do I pay the big man when I can is not pay the big man. Oh my God. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah, that makes sense. That adds up. Dude, Alex, like, I. I feel like I have to like buy random things for his room. Be like, can you just please hang this up?
John
Yeah, you know why?
David
Because my room's clean, so there's room to decorate. Well, yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like, you should be decorating a lot more. You think my room had you just like snack a lot? Dude, your room would be. Your room would be clean. He has. He has jam. He has jam in. In like luggage bags. Like, he like. Like he illegally imported jam.
John
Where'd you get the jam?
David
It's really weird. I don't know why he does that shit.
John
You big into jelly?
David
It's okay. First off, it's habanero blueberry jelly. It's really good. Oh, so it is illegal shit. So it's like. Yeah. Okay, so make.
John
What do you do with it? You put it on toast.
David
Crackers, you know, up in the room, obviously. Yeah, the crackers. Cracker station.
John
You got a butter knife?
David
Biscoff cooks.
John
You got a butter knife up there.
David
To put it on there? Yeah, sometimes, you know, I have a basket of goodies for Joe. Juliet, too. It's just a bunch of candy for Julia. Yeah, right. Julia has no idea where that basket is. It just so happens to be on John's side of the bed. No, it's not. It's on her side. But we have Alex here, guys, who just had his first DJ set. Alex has been training to be a DJ for a really long time, I would say.
John
That was, like, one of my favorite, favorite, favorite clips I've ever seen in your vlog was when you were. When he cried, Crying. Like, it's like, such a sweet moment. Like, that's crazy. And I get it. It. I get it. Like, it was. The look on your face was like someone gave you, like, $100 million.
David
That's what it felt like. Like, David's obviously done a load for me, moved me out here, gave me a car, whatever. This is, like, by far the most.
John
I got one more quote for you. Give a. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Yes. Give a man a fishing reel.
David
You taught me how to life. Give a man.
John
You taught me how to DJ a.
David
Nightclub in a bedroom.
John
Yeah. Give a man his own nightclub in his bedroom, he'll work for life. Something like that.
David
Yeah. Hopefully. That'd be really sick.
Natalie
Yeah, it would be cool.
David
Yeah. So how was. That was the first show. It was incredible. I had so much fun.
John
It was like. It's like euphoric.
David
No, I wasn't there for that. So I wasn't there for the moment. If you see in the vlog at the end of the credits, Ferris, who we work with, like, got a moment where Alex was crying. I wasn't there. I was upstairs. And Alex is, like, crying, too. Alex is. You're crying too. I was crying, too. Yeah, I was. I was crying. I was stressed.
John
Yeah.
David
So.
Natalie
So it's a lot of people.
David
Yeah, I was really stressed. And the lights, everything stopped working, like, right before. So I wasn't having the same experience as Alex. Alex was like. Alex was so zoned in on his music when I was. Even when I was like, the lights aren't working. He's like, I don't care. Just. I just need to, like, play this. Like, are the speakers working? Like, that's all he. He didn't care about anything else other than his songs. But I was so stressed about, like, how the shots were going to look and everything was falling apart, so I didn't think it went well. While Alex was downstairs crying.
John
Oh.
David
So I'm like, in my room and I'M like, fuck. I'm, like, having my own panic attack. And then there's this moment where Alice goes up to Natalie. And what happens? Nat? He just.
Natalie
He was just, like, tearing, like, crying or whatever. And then I was confused. I didn't really know why he was crying either. And then I figured out that it was out of joy.
David
Yeah.
Natalie
And then whatever.
David
Natalie was obviously hearing from me the most where I was stressed. And so then I got a text on my phone saying, dave, you got to come down here. Alex is crying. And I'm like, oh, my God, everybody's panicking. And then. And then we. And then I still haven't seen Alex. Everyone, like, got on the bus to go to the party bus.
John
Yeah.
David
And I'm just like, I can't go to the club. Like, I'm down on the dumps. I wish this fucking Cairo. Like, there was, like, pyro, and there were certain things I wanted to work in the room that weren't working. And I was so stressed out about them. I was like, I'm just gonna stay home and just sleep. Like, I was just in a. I was not in the best mood. But then I was like, I promised the people at the club that I'd stop by, so I gotta go do that. And I walked in and I knew that Alex was crying. And I saw Alex, like, right when I walked in. And I didn't even. I didn't, like, I didn't want to talk about it because I was like. Because, like, I just. I don't want this to ruin everything. So I was just, like, walked by Alex. He didn't even hear me because he was drunk and having a really good time. But I walked by him and I go, I know, I know, I know. We'll talk later. And then I go up the ferry and I go. And I go, tell me what happened with Alex. Why is he crying? And he's like, he loved it. And I'm like, be dead ass with me. What happened? And then he's like, dead ass. He, like, had the best time of his life. And I'm like, ferris, dead ass. Like, we don't lie on dead ass. And he's like, I'm not fucking kidding. Then I went up to Alex. I was like, how was it? He goes, it was amazing. And I go, are you? I was like, wow, it's crazy. Like, what two completely different experiences we had. I had no fucking idea because I was so stressed about all the shots.
John
Wow, that's great.
David
Yeah. Damn, it's really funny. But yeah, it turned out great. His DJ name is DJ Rent Free. I don't know if you want to stick with that. You can always change it, you know, like, don't. Later. Yeah, for now, I'm. No, I think. Oh, for now you're gonna go DJ Rent Free. Yeah.
John
You got the other names thinking Burker Layton.
David
No, it's just tough. It's tough to like you. It has to be something like, you know, like a kitchen item, like butter knife or butter squash. It can't. Like, that's kind of what. Or like a non word, like Z. Like, that kind of thing. Well, yeah, but then you. You don't want to get into, like, Apex. Like, you don't want to get it to. I do. You don't want to go. You want to get into, like, 2011, like, call of Duty. Like, cool names. Like, you know what's actually cool? Starkiller. Something like. Something like that would have been really cool when you were 12, right? Like, think of a name where you were trying your hardest to be cool when you were really young, but it would come off lame. Now I feel like that's kind of where we're at. I feel like that's the market. Tennis Killer. You're like, tennis Killer.
John
Fifth grade.
David
Tennis Killer is where I got that inspiration from. But Starkilla is like, damn.
John
What's Starkiller?
David
Starkilla?
John
What's Starkilla?
David
Nothing. It just sounds like a really.
John
Oh, it just sounds cool.
David
Sounds like a lame call of duty name.
John
Oh, gotcha.
David
But I feel like that's kind of what it is. Yeah. Or like, Mac and cheese. I don't know.
John
Were you nervous before?
David
Yeah, I was freaking out because, like, you said, like, nothing was going right.
John
The power went off, like, five times.
David
Literally right up until we actually brought people in everything. And we were plugging in fans because it was so hot in the room.
Natalie
It was the hottest day of the year.
David
It was the hottest day of the summer, and it was like 100 people in a bedroom. So it was like. It was really fucking hot. But luckily. Luckily it fucking happened. And after I got to look back at all the shots, I was like, okay, this is really fun, but. But you know when you have, like, a certain idea of, like, everything you want and, like, the little things don't happen?
John
You like being in clubs?
David
I would like performing at them.
John
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David
That. Dude, there's nothing better than performing at a club over being at the club.
John
Sure, sure.
Natalie
Like having a genuine purpose.
David
Like having a purpose at the club.
John
Yeah, I'd rather be the bartender than at the club. Yeah.
David
Yes, 100%. And like, but. But even. Even being the bartender, I can't speak for all bartenders. I can't speak for any bartender, but I feel like, like, not. Yeah. Not only do you have a purpose, but I feel like that's like, fun, right? Like, I feel like you're still experiencing the actual fun part of the club.
John
Yeah. Yeah.
David
Without like the. The symptoms of, like, why am I here? I'm shitting my life away. Does your mom text you yet? She called me like 10 minutes ago, but. Really? Yeah, Faris was helping me with something. Should we get her on the pod? She texted. She texted saying, hi, Taylor, it's Jackie, Alex's mom. I just wanted. I just want you to thank David for doing the DJ thing for Al. I just watched the video. Alex looks so happy. Happy DJ rent free. Freaking hilarious. Love you all for helping Alex make his dreams come true. And supporting him means the world to me.
John
Hart. Should I call her?
David
Yeah, that's really.
John
See, she's still crying.
David
That's really sweet.
John
Maybe that. Maybe. Sorry, go ahead.
David
What?
Natalie
Well, on that note, I just got a text while we were just podcasting too, from our friend that does all the. Like, he's the athletic director at ucla, and he was like, hey, can I hire your friend DJ rent free to do all of our, like, fan fest stuff for this upcoming, like, football season?
John
What?
David
Wow.
Natalie
For all the kids.
David
Fuck it.
John
Yeah.
Natalie
Yeah. That's great.
David
Are you serious?
Natalie
Yeah. Alex at the Rose bowl before our football games.
John
Oh, my God.
David
Big time now.
Natalie
Oh, you're gonna, like, seriously have a full blown career.
John
That's kind of cool to do videos like that, Dave.
David
That'd be.
John
You know what I mean? Like, rather than give someone a car, if you can, like, make somebody's dreams come true, that's fucking so powerful. You know what I mean?
David
Yes. Yes. Sorry. Yes. So send John back to the lab. Well, no, that's. That's what the joke was on that. Know another bit we filmed for the last vlog? Was Jonah at a gas station.
John
Yeah.
David
Breaks my Tesla windshield.
John
Yeah.
David
So John is there, like, cleaning it up into a bucket.
John
Yeah.
David
Jonah points at John, he goes, what the fuck? We hired John to be an assistant. Like, we plucked him out of being a doctor and now he's cleaning up glass at the mobile. So. Yeah. That is really funny. It's really funny. Yeah. Well, not. Flowers don't blossom all year round. You don't call your mom or.
John
Sure.
David
Hello.
John
Hi.
David
We got we got your text.
Natalie
I wanted to say to you. That was kick ass. That video that David posted of you with the dj, that was amazing.
David
Yeah, Alex blew the house off. He killed it.
Natalie
That was so fun. DJ Rent Free. I love it. Who came up with that name? Who do you think?
David
But the name, it was either no rent or rent free. But. But he's gonna. He has time to change it, I think. He doesn't have any other.
John
Yeah, I don't have anything.
David
You got to come to his next show. The Next Bedroom show. It was amazing. It's like the most fun I've had, honestly, at any club in la.
Natalie
Yeah, you look like you were truly enjoying yourself. That makes me so happy. I almost cried. I almost cried.
John
I cried.
David
I'm kind of disappointed you didn't. That's not the Newman without the Newman family way.
Natalie
Yeah, I almost cried. But I was. It was amazing. It was so good.
David
Thank you.
Natalie
When did that. When did that all happen?
David
Sunday.
John
Two days ago.
Natalie
Sunday. Oh, why don't you ever call me and tell me this, Dude?
David
I was prepping. I was preparing.
John
Tell your mom how you got later after.
Natalie
Alex.
David
Go. All right. Okay, well, that's. I. I'll call you back. We're gonna. We're gonna end the pod.
Natalie
Okay? We'll wrap it up, kiddo.
David
Okay. More than which more ways than one, if you know what I mean.
Natalie
No Newman babies.
David
No Newman babies. Okay.
Natalie
Break the chain out.
David
Alex.
John
No more babies.
David
Oh, yeah. We have a family history. Not wrapping it up. Alex's sister has 19 kids.
Natalie
No more babies out of wedlock.
David
All right, guys? That's all the time we have. All right, well, go check out DJ Rent Free. DM him if you need him for any music or anything like that. Go check out Natalie's clothes.
John
Pickle.
David
Go check out the new vlog. Pickle.
Natalie
My pickle is where I rent the fucking clothes. We talk about this every day.
John
I told you this so many times.
David
My bad. Whatever. All my used underwear. Go check it out on Alice. Pickle. I hope she's washed it. Go check on Jason's podcast. All good things. Anybody else want to say something? Do you want to shout out your kids?
John
Brian.
David
No more time.
John
Terry. Hi.
David
Brian and Terry.
John
Yeah, I forgot their name.
David
You changed Charlie's name to Terry?
Episode: Hanging With an Oscar Winner
Date: August 27, 2025
This episode of VIEWS dives into the crew’s surreal encounters with celebrities (most notably Jamie Foxx and Adam Levine), offers behind-the-scenes friendship banter, explores musings about fame and personal growth, and features a heartwarming story about helping a friend, Alex, live out his dream of performing as a DJ. The conversation, as always, is peppered with laughs, gentle roasts, and the group’s signature blend of self-deprecation and genuine support.
[00:55–06:35]
“He’s the best storyteller, like, on the face of earth. He has, like a million stories.” — David [02:49]
“He changed his name to, like, a unisex feminine name. So when the person was going through all the names...now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like, oh my God, Jamie Foxx.” — David [06:15]
[06:55–09:18]
“His dad, like, stood up out of his seat and was like, I have been wanting to meet you for so long.” — David [07:20]
Fangirling Over Supermodels
[25:19–32:15]
Room “Roasts”:
[32:12–39:45]
“It was like the most fun I’ve had, honestly, at any club in LA.” — Natalie [41:19] “Honestly…that’s, like, by far the most.” — Alex [32:53]
“I just got a text while we were podcasting…‘Can I hire your friend DJ Rent Free to do all of our, like, fan fest stuff for this upcoming, like, football season?’” — Natalie [39:16]
Reflection on Helping Friends:
“Rather than give someone a car, if you can, like, make somebody’s dreams come true, that’s fucking so powerful.” — John [39:45]
“He called you Doe Breezy. Which I thought was…No one's ever called you Doe Breezy.”
— John [04:23–04:31] (on Jamie Foxx inventing a nickname for David)
“If someone could, they would.”
— David [15:49] (on prioritizing people)
“There’s nothing in nature that blooms all year round, so don’t expect yourself to.”
— David [16:44] (in his Deep Quotes segment)
“It’s these days. These days now, like, everyone has a voice. So…everybody’s a voice. Everybody’s a critic.”
— David [10:35]
“You taught me how to DJ a nightclub in a bedroom.”
— John [33:10]
“DJ Rent Free. I love it. Who came up with that name?”
— Alex’s Mom [41:00]
“No more babies out of wedlock.”
— Natalie [42:31] (running family joke at episode end)
The episode features a zippy, joke-filled cadence with moments of sincere reflection and support among friends. It combines inside jokes, absurd personal stories, career reflections, and a celebration of group achievements—particularly Alex’s journey to DJing for a living—making it relatable to listeners who enjoy both levity and genuine camaraderie.