Having Kids With Natalie

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Having Kids With Natalie"

Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Date: September 30, 2025
Episode Theme:
This episode blends the hosts’ signature playful banter with a peek behind the curtain of their personal and professional lives. The crew discusses wild stories about eccentric friends, their work dynamic, viral internet moments, quirky “would you rather” scenarios, and, of course, the topic hinted in the title: having kids with Natalie. Throughout, genuine friendship, playful ribbing, and unexpectedly thoughtful insights make for an entertaining listen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Steve Will Do It" Saga – Buying the Neighbor’s House

• Steve’s Wild Plans: David recounts his friend Steve’s plan to buy the house above him, purely to become neighbors, not even bothering to see the house before purchase.
  • “Steve found out. He calls me randomly. He goes, 'dobrik, the house above you is for sale. I'm buying it.'” (01:29 – David)
• Steve’s Lifestyle: The group marvels at Steve’s over-the-top lifestyle – winning millions at the casino, giving money away, buying luxury cars, and doing most things off-camera.
  • “All of those things did happen…But the way he does it is so incredibly nonchalant.” (03:33 – David)
  • “He started throwing $5,000 chips at me, just to try to hit me.” (03:51 – David)
• Concerns about Neighborhood Vibes: David is wary about the impact on his reputation if Steve moves in, especially considering the more “chill” image he’s cultivated in his neighborhood.
  • “This neighborhood will literally turn on me…a long time building up your reputation.” (05:00 – David)
  • They agree house rules will be necessary to keep things calm.

2. Relationships and Porn: Listeners’ Questions

• Fans Seeking Permission: David reads a DM from a listener who used David’s previous comments as justification in a relationship debate about watching porn.
  • "'If David said it's okay, then I'm fine with it.' Haha. Once again, another reason why you're the goat." (05:53 – David, reading fan’s message)
• Hosts’ Take: They generally agree there’s nothing wrong with watching porn in moderation if it doesn’t impact the actual relationship.
  • “If you're watching porn and not having sex with your partner, I think that's a problem. But if you're doing both and you're balanced, like, who cares?” (06:53 – Natalie)
  • David jokingly calls Natalie “a spokesperson of porn.” (07:00)

3. Unique New York Characters: “Radio Man”

• Who is Radio Man? David shares the story of "Radio Man," a New York staple who appears in the background of countless major films, serving as a good luck charm for productions.
  • “...He has the appearance of a homeless man, but...celebrities love him. So you always see, like, George Clooney chatting with him…he's become such a staple of New York City.” (07:27 – David)
  • “He's in the background of all these films. Kind of crazy.” (08:43 – David)

4. The John Saga: Having (and Managing) a Dysfunctional Employee

• Who is John? The team debates whether John – hired mostly for entertainment – should be expected to accomplish real work.
  • “His responsibility is no responsibilities.” (11:08 – David)
• Comedy of Errors: They share a particularly funny story about John failing to wrap boxes for a video bit, despite precise instructions and having only that one task for days.
  • “The next day comes around...nothing was ever done.” (12:22 – Natalie)
  • “None of the boxes are wrapped. They have to be, like, looking like a present.” (12:52 – David)
• Workplace Roles: David jokes that only Natalie actually works, while everyone else just hangs out and plays pickleball.
  • “You give Natalie all the work, and everyone else just plays pickleball with me. That's our motto here.” (13:31 – David)

5. Dream Collaborations & Viral Bits

• International Vlog Ideas: David’s plans include flying to Turkey to meet a viral “fast hands” guy and to Russia to film with a family who lives with bears—though language barriers and logistics pose genuine hurdles.
  • “There's this family in Russia that lives with bears...It just goes completely unnoticed.” (14:50 – David)
• Branding Opportunities and Hair Transplant Anxiety: Natalie and David riff about hair loss sponsorships after discussing Turkey’s other claim to fame: hair transplants.
  • “If we could turn this fucking ship around, it would be a true, you know, true story of a hero.” (17:21 – David)

6. Rapid-Fire “Would You Rather” Segment

• Jason initiates a long series of ridiculous but revealing would-you-rather questions, yielding laughs, candid admissions, and a few surprisingly real answers.
  • Watching Natalie Have Sex:
    “I'd love to watch Natalie have sex...[not] because I would think it's hot. I'm just, like, so curious. Oh, it's like seeing, like, Jonah's penis.” (19:01 – David)
  • Pinky vs. Video Podcast:
    David admits he’d prefer filming a video podcast over cutting off a finger, albeit reluctantly.
    “Or I lose the top half of my pinky. If I'm being completely, completely honest…” (20:23 – David)
  • Dinner with Robert Downey Jr. vs. $1 Million:
    “If he puts the Iron man outfit on and is in character…a thousand percent.” (22:20 – David)
  • Having Kids With Natalie:
    The question is finally raised on whether David would have a child with Natalie or forgo kids entirely, leading to classic awkwardness and jokes.
    • "Do I have to have sex with Natalie?" "Yes." (44:53 – David & Natalie)
    • “I just don’t like when Natalie gets fucking weird like this. Look at how much she's kicking her legs ever since you presented this...This sexual question." (45:03 – David)

7. Deep Dives & Philosophical Tangents

• Adam and Eve, Hotness, and Biological Attraction:
  The crew spirals into a debate about whether the first humans (and animals) were “hot,” how standards of beauty and attraction might have existed, and whether animals perceive each other as attractive.
  • “There's obviously looks. Like I'll fucking see a good looking deer. I'm not even attracted to deer, but I'll know the difference between what's a pretty deer and what's not.” (42:39 – David)
• Food, Calories, and Grapes:
  David is shocked by the calorie count of grapes, leading to a PSA: "I'm eating, like, 5, 600 calories of grapes." (38:24)

8. Workplace Loyalty & Friendship

• David’s Loyalty to Taylor:
  “I've told Taylor that no matter what, I will always have her back for the rest of her life.” (45:43 – David)
• Natalie’s Role:
  Natalie jokes about never having received a similar promise. There’s affectionate teasing about the unique friendships and support roles within their group.
  • “I get to hang out with him. Nobody else has to hang out with him as much as I do!" (46:34 – Natalie)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Steve Will Do It's” Habit of Throwing Money Around:

  • “He started throwing $5,000 chips at me...I was like, I didn't know what to do. Then I felt like Cinderella picking them up.” (03:59 – David)

• The Philosophy of Giving John Tasks:

  • “His responsibility is no responsibilities.” (11:08 – David)

• David on Dinner With Robert Downey Jr.:

  • “If he's in character, he says, 'I love you 3,000' to me…yeah, a thousand percent. That I would take that over $10 million, tax free.” (22:16 – David)

• On Grapes as a Calorie Bomb:

  • “I'm eating, like, 5, 600 calories of grapes [in a sitting].” (38:24 – David)

• Natalie on Food Ordering Superpowers:

  • “I just know it's, like, mainstream good. Like, it's...universally good.” (32:11 – Natalie)
  • David: “Only thing I can compare it to is…when I was making vlogs and my parents called me, like, what if the next one's not funny?...I just felt, don’t worry, I got this. That's how Natalie is when I look at the menu with restaurants.” (32:14)

• On Having a Kid with Natalie (Would You Rather):

  • “Do I have to have sex with Natalie?” (44:53 – David)
  • Natalie laughs, “Dude, you have to fuck me!” (44:58)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Steve buying the neighbor's house & lifestyle stories: 01:29 – 05:28
• Fan question – Is it okay to watch porn in a relationship? 05:51 – 07:00
• Who is Radio Man? 07:17 – 08:43
• John’s responsibility debate: 11:08 – 13:37
• Would You Rather Segment Begins: 18:44
  • Eating Jason’s toenail or watching Natalie have sex: 18:51 – 19:06
  • Dinner with Robert Downey Jr. or $1 million: 21:28 – 22:30
  • Having a baby with Natalie: 44:51 – 45:19
• Adam & Eve/Beauty Standards Discussion: 38:47 – 43:05
• David's Loyalty to Taylor: 45:39 – 45:47
• Natalie’s food ordering skills: 31:42 – 32:43

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains a breezy, irreverent, and self-aware comedic tone. The hosts poke fun at themselves and each other, effortlessly jumping between immature jokes and moments of genuine candor about issues like loyalty, lifestyle expectations, and the realities of being "influencers." Playful bickering, running gags (notably about John’s incompetence and Steve’s antics), and meta-commentary on their own fame keep the conversation lively and relatable.

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Conclusion

“Having Kids With Natalie” delivers classic VIEWS entertainment: hilariously off-the-rails stories, candid debates, absurd hypotheticals, and genuine friendship. Listeners get a real sense of the unique bond and chaos that defines David Dobrik’s circle, with enough laughs, inside jokes, and honest moments to satisfy long-time fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

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[Natalie]

I can't tell if it's like. If it's like a bit or.

[David Dobrik]

Well, let me just say first what he said.

[Jason]

So that that's real.

[David Dobrik]

People are on the same page as us. Steve found out. He calls me randomly. He goes, he goes, dobrik, the house above you is for sale. I'm buying it. And I'm like, what? And he's like, yeah, I want to buy it. I'm going to be your neighbor. And I'm like, what are you talking about? It's a couple million dollars house. And he group chats his mom. First of all, he put on his story. This, I'm sure this because it's a public. He put on a story, he said, buying a house next to David Dobrik. We are kind of best friends. And then under it he puts the. By Randy Newman from Toy Story. That's strange. Things are happening to me. So he's really excited about it. And then he puts. And then he puts me in a group chat with his mom and he says, omg, mom, buy this, please. Mom. His mom controls his finances. And then I texted back, I'm like, steve, you have to think about this. It's a big decision, brother. This is a quiet neighborhood. You may not love it. He goes, no, it's not. Not a big decision. Made 3 mil yesterday. Easiest money I Could spend coffee and cigarettes every morning. David, that's crazy.

[Natalie]

Yeah, loves you.

[Jason]

I like how he did. He said you told him to go see the house. And what did he say?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said. I was like, you should go see the house. He's like, I've never gone to see a house. That's whack. He's like, I'm not gonna go see a house before I buy it. I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know. I can't. I don't know.

[Jason]

That's so cool.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how realistic.

[Natalie]

Well, you know what's interesting is like he lives such an extravagant lifestyle and the piece, like, I don't see that because he doesn't really. Like, he doesn't have a YouTube channel. Right. So like, I don't see what he's doing. But he, when he's talking to you or like when we were with him, like he is saying the most insane stories. Experiences so many different.

[David Dobrik]

No, he says really crazy things. Like if you, if you follow him on Instagram, you'll see like an insert, like yesterday's Instagram story because he won like $3 million at the casino.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So his yesterday story was like, just won three mil, gave away a million, and then gave my friend 250, and then bought two Rolls Royces. And, and they're all. It all does seem like he's just word vomiting. But all of those things did happen.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But the way he does it is so incredibly nonchalant. And like where I come from, like from my field of social media, like if I give someone $10,000, I'm like, show me what I'm looking for. It's a whole fucking moment.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I mean, but he's just.

[Jason]

Like, he's doing things off camera.

[David Dobrik]

He'll take. I remember in Vegas and He started throwing $5,000 chips at me.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, just to try to hit me.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, I didn't know what to do. And then fell on the floor. And then I felt like Cinderella picking them up and putting them back on his table. Cuz I was like, these are, they're literally rolling under couches.

[Jason]

Picking them up too, here in the private room. No, no, no, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

It's like, what do we do?

[Natalie]

We thought we lost one.

[David Dobrik]

We're like, we thought we lost one. And Steve's like, you didn't lose one. I was like, I'm sure there's $5,000 under this table somewhere. So. Yeah. So he does function a little bit differently, but.

[Jason]

Yeah, I mean, that'd be just incredible.

[David Dobrik]

It'd be really funny if he was my neighbor.

[Natalie]

I cannot imagine Steve and all of his friends living next door.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I think. Here's the thing. I think Steve listens. Steve has listened to these pods before, so I'm sure he's listening to this right now. Yeah, there's got to be some rules.

[Jason]

He just wants to get some coffee in the morning. That's the only thing he wants.

[David Dobrik]

I just. It can't be like I hear Uncle.

[Natalie]

Tim hollering at 6am I'll come over.

[Jason]

And I'll hang out with Steve.

[David Dobrik]

Tim can't be. Yeah, he has.

[Jason]

He has like, Uncle Tim has a whole life. He's not like, living with Steve.

[David Dobrik]

No, they all live together.

[Jason]

No, Uncle Tim lives with him.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I love Uncle Tim. I'm just saying it can't be like a. This. This neighborhood will literally turn on me. Everyone here, like, I spent a long.

[Natalie]

Time, like, building up your reputation.

[David Dobrik]

Building up my reputation in this neighborhood that I'm not some crazy YouTuber. And yeah, we just have to. We just have to respect the code.

[Jason]

He doesn't do big stunts.

[David Dobrik]

No. Yeah, he's not. He's actually crazy.

[Jason]

He's not like lighting the house on fire. All he's doing is gambling.

[David Dobrik]

By rules. I also mean, like, I can't do cigarettes every morning.

[Jason]

Oh, I see. Now we're getting to it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's like, it's just a little bit health. It's like, for my health.

[Jason]

Sure.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

He's like a Corona in the morning type of guy.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I just can't do that. I do love a good cigarette.

[Jason]

How come you don't drink coffee? Never. Never had a taste for it.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just like so into Celsius.

[Jason]

Oh, right, right.

[David Dobrik]

And it would just like cut into. I have the same exact Celsius every morning and it would just cut into my Celsius thing. I don't know.

[Jason]

You could pour it in a cup with Steve.

[David Dobrik]

There's something weird about coffee cup. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, someone DM me earlier today. They said I got caught by my girlfriend with open porn tabs. She threw a whole fit. But then I told her that my idol, you said it's normal for the boys to still watch porn regardless of whether or not they're in a relationship. She responded, oh, well, if David said it's okay, then I'm fine with it. Haha. Once again, another reason why you're the goat.

[Jason]

And then meanwhile, you're like, did I say that?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know if I said that. Did I say that?

[Natalie]

I mean, if that's the one thing somebody took from you, I mean, I.

[David Dobrik]

Feel like I may have said that.

[Jason]

Probably said both.

[David Dobrik]

Like, is it okay to watch porn while you're. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I still stand by that, Hector. You're welcome, brother.

[Natalie]

Yeah. That's why I don't understand the porn argument. Unless you're there, like, watching porn twice a day and, like, you have no sex life. But, like, some people just.

[David Dobrik]

Whoa. Why you make it twice a day sound like it's some fucking crime, Brother, please. Oh, like when you're in a relationship.

[Natalie]

When you're in a relationship. Yeah. Like, if you're watching porn, you're not having sex with your partner. I think that's a problem. But if you're doing both and you're balanced, like, who cares?

[David Dobrik]

Okay, Natalie. Wow, I didn't know you're such a spokesperson of porn. Did you see this non porn? Really? Because I can talk about this all day with Nelly jerking off and everything. So let's change the subject quickly. Did you see this guy, a radio man? Do you know who this is?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You don't know Radio Man?

[Natalie]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know who he is?

[Natalie]

Radio Man? No.

[Jason]

I know radio. The Cuba Gooding movie.

[David Dobrik]

No. So there's a guy in New York, his name's Radio Man.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And he, like, he's. He's always around celebrities. He's. He has the appearance of a homeless man, Right. But I'm not sure if he is. And he wears a radio around his neck and celebrities love him. So you always see, like, George Clooney chatting with him. Keanu Reeves. Every celebrity under the sun knows who he is. And he's become such a staple of New York City that he is in, like, every movie that's shot in New York considers it to be a good luck charm to have Radio man in shots of New York. Oh. So you'll have, like, recently Anne Hathaway shooting Devil's Wear, Prada, the new one. And it's a shot. You see Radio man in the background with his bike and the radio around his neck.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, it's really interesting. And, like, I've definitely seen him places. And now I'm like, just putting it together. Everybody knows who he is. Same as Craig Castaldo. And he's just like, the good luck charm for film in New York. Like, they just put like, everybody knows. And they put him in as, like, A background actor in, like, all of your fucking favorite movies, from, like, Spider Man 3 to born supremacy, Godzilla, Shutter Island. Wow. Yeah, he's just all. He's in the background of all these films. Kind of crazy.

[Natalie]

That's kind of cool, Jay.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

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[Jason]

It's so funny, the other day, Natalie, we were in the car and. And Natalie was like, oh, maybe we could have John do it. And you go, you go, natalie, he's not a real person.

[David Dobrik]

He's.

[Jason]

He's not real. We can't count on him.

[David Dobrik]

Well, we've been giving John tasks.

[Jason]

Right, Right.

[David Dobrik]

Cuz we, you know, we hired him.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

If you watch the videos. But like, I think we've been putting too much on him.

[Jason]

Oh yeah.

[Natalie]

He, like, he has too much responsibility.

[David Dobrik]

He can't. And, and, and I'm telling Natalie, I'm like, natalie, you have to stop pretending or you have to use to pretend like he's not employee. He was just hired for the, for the laughs and the yucks. And like Natalie and Bella are getting really upset when he doesn't get something done. I'm like, john isn't really hired. We just got him out of his job so he can vibe to hang out. To hang out. Okay. So like that's all it is. Stop putting stuff on him and being stressed out. That's not his responsibility. His responsibilities is no responsibilities.

[Jason]

What do you think of that?

[Natalie]

I mean, I think if you're on the payroll, you gotta put some work in, but I understand.

[Jason]

Do you consider John's pickleball time work?

[Natalie]

I, I realize that when he's out there playing pickleball, I am like, bro, I know you're supposed to be doing something, not pickleball.

[David Dobrik]

He's not the best at like, he, he needs things to be spelled out.

[Natalie]

Even when you spell it out.

[David Dobrik]

It's what happened the other day with the boxes. We were doing the mystery box like thing bit and he had to wrap the box. What did you say?

[Natalie]

He had to get a box. David was like, okay. Because he had messed something up on the prior bit. So he was like, when you talk to John, you have to clearly like bullet point, like lock in with him. Make sure he's looking you in the eyes and make sure you, you know, I'm saying exactly. So I locked in with John and I had him. I told him exactly what he did to do. He needed to get a box, wrap the box, and then get a silver platter to put the box on.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And I said, john, do you understand? He said, yeah, yeah, of course. I got it. I was like, okay, say it back to me. So I know you know? And he said it back to me and I was like, okay, you can get this done by tomorrow. And he was like, yeah, of course. It's easy. Tomorrow. The next day comes around.

[David Dobrik]

Mind you, this is his only job for the day.

[Natalie]

Yeah. His only job is to wrap some boxes.

[Jason]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

And get the silver platter. It's not like there's other things.

[Jason]

Oh, wow.

[Natalie]

And the next Day rolls around, there's nothing. Nothing was ever done. And I had this conversation with him at noon on a Thursday. Nothing was ever done. And then Saturday comes around, we're gonna film it. Still nothing done. There's. He did get the boxes. Yeah, but he got, like, these legal filing boxes. It's like, not a gift box.

[Jason]

Yes, Yes.

[Natalie]

I don't know.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know.

[Natalie]

They were just tossed in the corner.

[David Dobrik]

None of the boxes are wrapped. They have to be, like, looking like.

[Natalie]

Like a present.

[David Dobrik]

Like a present.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

None of them are wrapped. They're just all sitting in the corner. I just called off a bit. I was like, forget it.

[Natalie]

Yeah, we're not doing this anymore.

[Jason]

Oh, that can't happen.

[Natalie]

I know, but now I'm just supposed to not ask John anything. So.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I told Natalie. I was like, just give him a break, man.

[Jason]

Like, you know, look at you playing cool boss.

[Natalie]

Yeah. He's such a chill boss.

[David Dobrik]

I am cool boss.

[Jason]

You shouldn't be cool boss.

[David Dobrik]

I know everybody's role.

[Jason]

Not going to help you.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie has to work hard, really hard. Harder than anybody. And everyone else has to chill.

[Natalie]

Everyone has such a fucking hangout.

[David Dobrik]

You give Natalie all the work, and then everyone else just kind of plays pickleball with me. That's our motto here.

[Natalie]

I love these roles we have here.

[Jason]

Is there anybody el out there that you want to collab with? Dave, have you seen anybody, like, on TikTok? You're like. Even if they live in, like, Bulgaria.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. There's actually a guy in Turkey I want to go collab with. I've been talking to him.

[Jason]

What's he do?

[David Dobrik]

So he can grab things really fast. I don't know if you've seen.

[Jason]

Oh, I've seen him. You showed him to me.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Yes, yes.

[David Dobrik]

So he'll have, like, 14 lighters on the table, and he'll start a stopwatch. Grab the lighters.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then stop the stopwatch all under, like, two seconds.

[Jason]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

And it'll look like it's actually fake. Okay. I'm fully convinced that it's fake, but I messaged with him, and he's saying, come to Turkey. You'll see. Like, he does this for real. He doesn't really leave his city in Turkey, but that is my. The next thing I go out for.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is probably that you'd travel for that.

[Jason]

You'd go to Turkey for that.

[David Dobrik]

That's exactly the time. There's. There's. There's two bits that I want to do that have that. That Are the main reasons doing the.

[Jason]

Vlog that in canhead?

[David Dobrik]

No. Well, that's not one of them. One of them I don't want to say because it's a surprise.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And it's just some. It's just like a purchase that I've been wanting that'll come in February. Something I ordered.

[Jason]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And the other one is there's this family in Russia that lives with bears.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And I have been. This has been on my list of things to vlog forever. It's two bears. The bears come inside into the family's house, and they'll sit on the couch. They'll sit in the kitchen while the family eats. I've been wanting to go fudgeing film with these guys forever. I don't know why. Every time I ask Natalie or anybody that's working with us for more details about this family, it just goes completely unnoticed. Can you explain why they're really hard.

[Natalie]

To get a hold of and then communicate with? Because they don't speak any English.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean? Just say we're. When we're coming.

[Natalie]

Yeah. And then he ghosted me.

[David Dobrik]

He did, yeah. But you were talking to the actual family.

[Jason]

She was talking to the bear.

[Natalie]

I think I was talking to somebody that knew the family.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So. So we still don't have contact, even.

[Natalie]

Like, on the family's page. I think there's a WhatsApp number that I tried to reach out to and I never got a response.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So that's the dream bit.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then this turkey one would definitely be up there, but we'd have to, like, part pair it with another bit. I think. I think it'd be funny if, like. Because turkey's known for hair transplants.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I think it'd be funny if, like.

[Jason]

I'll pair it with the transplant.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, pair it with, like, it's like me and Ilya going like we're going to Turkey just for this bit, nothing else.

[Jason]

And then you come back.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

When all come back shaved heads.

[David Dobrik]

I think it's really funny when you.

[Natalie]

Should get a hair transplant.

[David Dobrik]

I think there'll be a time for that.

[Natalie]

I'm like, not right now, but, like, I feel like, well, maybe right now I feel like you could change up your hairstyle that way. I would love to see David Dobrik in a different haircut.

[David Dobrik]

You know that is true. You know what I thought would be a really good brand deal for me? What would be? This is. We're talking to someone. We could say this right. God knows if anything will ever come through. Here in Los Angeles, there's a lot of empty brand deals that start and they never actually unfold. But a hand. A hair transplant, like, brand deal would be really sick.

[Natalie]

A hair loss product.

[David Dobrik]

Hair loss product with me because I don't get more messages about anything else than my hair because I'm always showing my hair product that's just like this Minoxidil, a combination of things. And people are always curious as to what I use. So I think that would crush. And where we're from in Chicago, Brian Erlacher used to be a big quarterback.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Bears player.

[Jason]

Yeah. And the linebacker.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, okay, sorry, Linebacker.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't even know him from that. All I know is he is plastered all over the suburbs and the city.

[Natalie]

Like, still to this day for his hair loss.

[Jason]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

And it's like, that's how I know him. I don't know if the billboards aren't being bought again or what's happening.

[Natalie]

They update like, oh, they are.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, to this day, this guy's still like, the face of hair loss. And I think I could be that guy. I could be like the new age guy for that. For some reason, I don't know why, like, nobody is losing hair at a rapid pace like me, other than maybe Ilya. And if we could turn this fucking ship around, it would be a true, you know, true story of a hero.

[Natalie]

True. This is very true.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason]

Okay, I have some questions for you, Dave.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason]

I wrote a bunch of questions, Natalie, and I thought this would be a fun idea for you.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. But your Would you rather. Choice question, I love.

[David Dobrik]

Would you rather.

[Jason]

Here we go. Would you rather. Would you rather eat my toenail or watch Natalie have sex.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, what? I'd love to watch. Now we have sex.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

I would eat your toenail to watch Natalie have sex.

[Natalie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jason]

Something to snack on.

[David Dobrik]

Not because I'm, like. Not because, like, I would think it's hot. I'm just, like, so curious. Oh, it's like seeing, like, Jonas penis. It's like. Or driving by a car accident. You're, like, peeking your head out the window. Like, you got to see what's going on. That one's an easy one.

[Jason]

Would you rather cut off the tip of your left pinky or do a video podcast?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. This is evenly balanced.

[Natalie]

Yeah, this was the one that. Where we were like, oh, we should ask him this and play a whole game.

[David Dobrik]

Left pinky. Like.

[Jason]

Like a little tip. Not just a tip.

[David Dobrik]

Like, shave the skin off, like, underneath the nail. Not the whole. Oh, fuck.

[Jason]

So you have to chop.

[David Dobrik]

Like, how long is the video podcast for?

[Jason]

A couple years.

[David Dobrik]

That. Well, no, I'm gonna play these questions in reality.

[Jason]

Please.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not gonna try to be humorous about them.

[Jason]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

I will do the video podcast.

[Jason]

Okay, great.

[David Dobrik]

But awesome. It is over.

[Jason]

I. I would just say you just.

[David Dobrik]

It's not easy to make that decision.

[Jason]

I would say cut your pinky.

[Natalie]

I'm actually surprised. I for sure thought the pinky nail was gone.

[Jason]

Your pinky will grow back.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, pinky nail.

[Jason]

So, like, the tip of your pinky. So, like, look at you look at the tip of the nail and then beyond the nail.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Let's be honest. Like, let's be realistic. Like.

[Jason]

Yeah, you wouldn't be able to.

[David Dobrik]

Video podcast would make all of us so much more money.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Or I lose the top half of my pinky. Like, if. If I'm being completely, completely honest.

[Natalie]

You're being a sensible person.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah. I do understand why that question is incredible.

[Jason]

It's 1000 weighted.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Weighted perfectly on both sides. But, I mean, any rational person would have to choose.

[Jason]

Would you never have to sleep or never have to eat? Good.

[David Dobrik]

I think about never having to sleep all the time. Could you imagine if you never had to sleep? What is it? What is it? Like, what's the statistic? 30 of your life.

[Jason]

That's a tough one for me.

[David Dobrik]

30 of your life. You're asleep.

[Jason]

I would love to not have to eat.

[David Dobrik]

Are you on meth?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Eating is, like, the best part.

[Jason]

I know. I'm over everything, and I overeat.

[David Dobrik]

I have, like, the stupidest question. Food problems. That's such a bad Question. That's such a bad question.

[Jason]

You answer it.

[Natalie]

Not having to sleep, for sure.

[Jason]

No, that one's AI Jay.

[David Dobrik]

That's so. That's such a bad question. Because, like, eating isn't only, like, eating. It's like hanging out. There's actually no benefits to sleep if you don't have to do it. But, like, eating, you're like, oh, yeah, you're right. You're, like, commuting with people. You're, like, hanging out. You're like, meeting people. You're going on dates. You're hanging out with friends.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, that's so important.

[Jason]

Would you rather have dinner with Robert Downey Jr. Or get $1 million in cash, tax free?

[Natalie]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

One dinner. Three hour, maybe three, two and a half hours. It's just you and him.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Can I. Can I rephrase this question? Where it'll be more balanced? Because that. I think I would choose the money.

[Jason]

Of course.

[David Dobrik]

But if you were like, is it. If it's video? Am I recording with him?

[Jason]

Let's throw that in. It's. It's a. It's a. Yeah, it's. You get. You get some funny clips for the.

[David Dobrik]

Vlog with Robert Downey.

[Jason]

Yeah. Who's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

Is he. Does he do. See.

[Natalie]

Whatever you want.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, whatever I want. He'll, like, put the Iron man outfit on. Whatever. But if he puts the Iron man outfit on and, like, is in character.

[Jason]

Yeah. Then you'll take it, no questions asked.

[David Dobrik]

No questions asked. If he's in character, he says, I love you 3,000 to me. Just. We go through the lines and I have him for three hours, and I could literally feed him anything. And he'll, like, do it. Yeah, a thousand percent.

[Jason]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's. That's a better question.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, yeah, that's like. But that's. That I would take that over 10 million, tax free.

[Jason]

Would you take $10 million to not see John and Alex for one year?

[Natalie]

These are pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

That's a good question. So John, Alex, were best friends.

[Natalie]

Since you were 6.

[David Dobrik]

Well, they would want me to take that. Yes, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't, like, keep all, like, can I give it to them or no?

[Jason]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Okay. For sure. I think they'd be really stoked.

[Jason]

Would you rather let Natalie cut your hair or have you give a sponge. Have her give you a sponge bath?

[David Dobrik]

Whoa. Now, this is weird, because I am, like, I'm insecure about Natalie seeing me naked.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

But I'M also really weird about people cutting my hair. Yes. I feel like at one point in my life Natalie will give me a sponge bath, but I don't think she'll ever give me. No.

[Natalie]

You think I'm going to bathe you before I cut your hair?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. For some reason, I think there's going to be a moment where I'm just going to be, like, pretty old, and.

[Natalie]

I'm going to think, you're going to have to use that money, honey, and get somebody else.

[David Dobrik]

I think it's going to be up to you. You wouldn't give me a sponge bath.

[Natalie]

What are you talking about?

[David Dobrik]

Like, if you. Like, this is why I see it. If you got, like, if you got.

[Natalie]

Into, like, a tragic accident, there was truly nobody else to take care of you, yes, I'd be there for you, but that's. That's not going to happen. Like, you're gonna. There's. There'll be somebody to bathe you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but what if I'd want, like, your touch? I was like, I only trust you.

[Natalie]

What?

[David Dobrik]

That's not true. What does sponge bath mean?

[Jason]

Too nude in the bath, and it's bathing all your love parts.

[David Dobrik]

How many of your toenails do I have to eat for that?

[Jason]

If you were bedridden and needed a bedpan, which one of your friends would you ask to change?

[David Dobrik]

You bedpan is when you change.

[Jason]

Like, you can't get up to the bathroom. You can't get up to go to the bathroom, so you have to have someone come in and change the poop.

[Natalie]

You're peeing and pooping, like, laying down.

[Jason]

Yeah. You're in a full body cast and.

[David Dobrik]

You still John, because he's seen the inside of my.

[Natalie]

That's very. I'd want John, too.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. John's, like, the most, like, medically.

[Natalie]

Yeah. He feels like he. He kind of gives, like, nurse vibes. I don't know why.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. Like. Like, if you, like, even if you had, like, a rash.

[Jason]

Like, he's Filipino.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like caretaker.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, it's like. And you feel like he has, like, he signed. What is it? What's the act?

[Natalie]

Hipaa.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You feel like he's under hipaa, even though. Even though he's not.

[Jason]

But he's the closest thing to a doctor around here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. There's, like, this confidentiality that I feel like comes with him.

[Jason]

Yes. John carries a code with him.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Until, like, slips out and he, like, says something on accident. Big, oh, Natalie has a rash in her asshole. Like, I feel like, he'd use that against you.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Would you rather never play pickleball again?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. There was one time with John, we were live stream. We were live streaming on, like, on Twitch. And, like, I hooked up with this girl that, like, I didn't want to talk about. I never talk about my hookups. And this was like. I don't know. This was, like, four years ago whenever I was live streaming. I don't know. And I remember, like, I called John something on the stream. I was like, you idiot. Whatever. And, like, John doesn't know how to, like, argue online, do you know? I mean, it's like, it's a different type of argument than you would in person. Like, you don't say everything in person. You go fucking crazy. Whatever. You could say whatever you want, but online, you got to watch what you say. But I remember him. I was like, john, that's the dumbest thing I've ever done. Really dumb. And then he was like, dave, yeah. Should we talk about who you hooked up with last night? And it was just really funny. And Alex and Elliot were like, what the fuck? It was just really funny because he doesn't have, like, a filter for that kind of. So, like. Yeah, so very well, if, like. Yeah. If I ever, like, was like, john, there's a. There's a rash inside my ass. He would definitely bring that up, like, on a date. Like, if he was, like. He was, like, double dating with me and his girlfriend and a girl I liked. He definitely, like, if I said something to offend him, he would go to the darkest, deepest corner. Yeah. And that's what he would use against me.

[Jason]

Would you rather go on Jason's podcast or sit in solitary confinement for one week?

[David Dobrik]

Jason's podcast.

[Natalie]

Yeah, definitely. Jason's pod.

[David Dobrik]

Solitary confinement. That doesn't look good.

[Natalie]

I feel like that, like, affects you for life.

[David Dobrik]

Well, so does being on the podcast. All those clips, everything you're gonna get from that.

[Jason]

Would you rather.

[David Dobrik]

Yo, did you know my Foodie Boys podcast came out?

[Jason]

I wanted to talk about that. I've been watching the clips. Yeah, it's so funny, David. That fucking Foodie Boys clips, it. Have you ever seen something in your entire mind, like, shifts?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, why? Why? What is it about? I don't know how many they've posted.

[Jason]

It's like, you're. I was like, oh, my God, he's fucking 13. Like, that's who he is. Like, I've never seen you more at home than with the Foodie Boys.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

This is your thing.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I Like it. Because it's like such an innocence to them. They're just like, they just want to talk about fun stuff.

[Jason]

They were tasting the waivers and you gave it to them and then you go, you go. Okay. The masters are at work here, waiting to see what they would say.

[David Dobrik]

The worst part about this fucking podcast though, is they forgot to turn my mic on for the first hour. Oh, no. Yeah, so if you watch these clips, my audio is coming from all their other mics, like in the room.

[Jason]

Oh, that's okay.

[David Dobrik]

But no, this was a big deal for me and the mic wasn't on for an hour. We record for an hour 45. Like, fuck.

[Jason]

I didn't notice that in the clips I saw.

[Natalie]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

I don't think you noticed that kind of stuff though, Jay.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I mean.

[Jason]

Oh, well, maybe if I was like listening to it, I would maybe.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, no, it's definitely felt like I heard you fine. There's. I think there's just so many mics in the room and it was quiet. It's fine.

[Jason]

I tried to find the full version, but. Is it on YouTube?

[David Dobrik]

I don't actually know where they post it.

[Jason]

Where do they put it? Just, just, just, just on the middle school website.

[Natalie]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's a. That's really funny. But yeah, no, it's an honor. So thank you for, thank you for having me on Foodie Boys. Go listen to the pod, Maryland Foodie boys on Tik Tok. Okay, continue, Jay.

[Jason]

Okay. Would you rather work out for three hours every day for the rest of your life or never have fast food again?

[David Dobrik]

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[Natalie]

I would probably give up fast food cuz I do. I like good food too. Like, like, you know, catch.

[David Dobrik]

You'd give up fast food so you wouldn't have to work out three hours a day?

[Jason]

You have to choose one.

[Natalie]

I mean, three hours a day is a lot.

[David Dobrik]

Three hours a day is ridiculous.

[Jason]

Three hours a day for the rest of your life.

[David Dobrik]

What kind of working out is this? Is this cardio or you have to.

[Jason]

Spend the whole time with Ilya?

[Natalie]

My God. No.

[David Dobrik]

Fucking nice to do for sure. Yeah. Nelly would give up everything. Nelly give up water to not hang out with Ilya. I'd probably go with. I'd probably go with the working out, to be honest.

[Jason]

Would you rather hit a world series home run or sink an NBA championship three pointer?

[David Dobrik]

This is.

[Jason]

Oh, Dave's like, I don't care for either.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. I've always not an NBA three pointer.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

There's something to me about a college three pointer that's so much cooler. All the comments after a college three pointer are always like, you know, he's getting laid. And I just like, I can't imagine, like, coming off the court and being a college kid and just. That's like a different kind.

[Jason]

There's something sick about college basketball. I agree.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason]

There's something about it that feels cooler.

[David Dobrik]

To me than an NBA 3. Even though, like, NBA 3 is like, the whole state is rooting for you.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

There's something more passionate about, like a college where, like, you're. You're going to experience your 5 seconds of fame or 15 seconds. Like no one ever. No one ever has.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You will be the king of the school for that night. And I think that is like a really cool experience. And I just love. I loved high school.

[Jason]

So, like, do you remember the story from that movie Air? The Michael Jordan movie?

[David Dobrik]

What was it?

[Jason]

It was like they were deciding who to give the big Nike contract to. And he was trying to convince him to give it to Michael Jordan. And the guy's like, no, I'm not gonna give it to this guy. Michael Jordan. Who the fuck is Michael Jordan? Why should I give it to Michael Jordan? And he goes, when Michael Jordan was a sophomore, they were in the national championship. And Dean Smith, who's like one of the greatest coaches of all time, he's like, he could have given the ball to the seniors. He's like, he gave the ball to Michael as a sophomore and he fucking sunk the shot. He's like, and that's why you need to give him the Nike contract. It turned out to be right.

[David Dobrik]

You know, that's crazy.

[Jason]

That crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait, why did he. Why did he feel that way about him?

[Jason]

Because he just knew. He's like, this, this is the guy. There's no sophomore that's going to hit the winning shot under pressure like that. There's something about this guy.

[David Dobrik]

Damn, I love stories like that.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's fucking sick.

[David Dobrik]

That makes me.

[Jason]

And he was right.

[David Dobrik]

Do you think anybody's ever looked at you like that, Natalie, and been like, yo, you have to, like, maybe like at a restaurant. They're like, dude, we ordered too much. Do you think that's our girl? Tap her in someone, Then turns and goes, see that girl right there? She's really good under pressure.

[Jason]

Natalie walked in with Mendocino Farms today, and David, David was complimenting you. He was like, nat's NASA Trendsetter no, she's so good. She turned to Tay and he was like, damn, she got Mendocino. Come on, Tay. We gotta get her game up.

[David Dobrik]

No, Nat's incredible at all ordering food. It is like she.

[Jason]

It did look good.

[David Dobrik]

No trend center is a proper way to describe it. She knows what I'm gonna want days before I want it. She knows what's hot. She.

[Jason]

She's really.

[David Dobrik]

It's really.

[Jason]

It's something else that she ordered that caught your eye.

[David Dobrik]

She just knows. It's not that. It's like when we're at a restaurant, she knows exactly what to get at that particular restaurant.

[Natalie]

I'm like, really good. Like, I just know it's like, stream. Like, mainstream good. Like, it's.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's gut feelings.

[Natalie]

Universally good.

[David Dobrik]

The only thing I could compare it.

[Natalie]

To, it's like, I know what you guys want to eat.

[David Dobrik]

Only thing I can compare it to is when I was in my vlog prime and I was making vlogs and my parents called me and they were like, well, what happens if the next one's not funny? And in fucking the bottom of my stomach, I just felt, don't worry, I got this. That's what. That's how Natalie is. When I look at the menu with restaurants, it's like, well, how do I know if Natalie's gonna get it right this time?

[Jason]

She always does.

[David Dobrik]

You just have to trust her.

[Jason]

She's like Michael Jordan.

[Natalie]

I don't know Michael Jordan.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's quite literally like that. She's a savant. It's an honor to eat with her.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

Would you drive cross country with Jason for $100,000?

[David Dobrik]

That's it? No, but Natalie sent me. This is. This game's triggering a lot of fun stories.

[Natalie]

I would love that. That'd be so fun.

[David Dobrik]

So this is.

[Jason]

Can I pay you 100?

[Natalie]

Yeah, you can pay me 100.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. So this is what I want to do. Okay, listen. Ready? This is a good idea.

[Jason]

I'm gonna talk to Steve. That 100 net.

[Natalie]

I would totally do it for 100 grand in road trip, no questions.

[David Dobrik]

Would I do that with Jay? What is that, 30 hours? 34 hours this trip?

[Jason]

No, but it's gotta be fun too.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, look, we have to like. Oh, we can't just like Cannonball run it. We gotta like.

[Natalie]

Actually, no. We gotta spend like a month going around like. Do like. Like what? Speed?

[David Dobrik]

Just spend a month or fucking meth. Come on.

[Natalie]

Sorry. I thought we were having a good time.

[David Dobrik]

No, but there's a really good road trip, Jay, in through the uk.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

You start at the top and you make your way down.

[Jason]

Oh, fun.

[David Dobrik]

I want to do this for the vlog.

[Jason]

Oh, it's great.

[David Dobrik]

These are the towns you hit. You start at the town called Twat and then you go through. This is 22 hours.

[Natalie]

They're all real.

[David Dobrik]

This is all real.

[Jason]

And here we have a first joke for the vlog.

[David Dobrik]

It goes from the top to the bottom.

[Jason]

Natalie, you were born here. Go ahead.

[Natalie]

It gets better.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You start from the top of the UK and go straight to the bottom. It's a 22 hour road trip.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

You start at Twat, then you go to Cockbridge.

[Jason]

Jesus.

[David Dobrik]

Then you go to Dick Place, then you go to Cockermouth. Then you hit Penistin. Then you go to Alley. Then you go to Fingering Hole. And then you go to Ass Hill. And then you end up in Shitterton. Isn't that incredible?

[Natalie]

Isn't that funny?

[Jason]

Incredible.

[David Dobrik]

It's like a real. That's a really good vlog with like a fun song under it.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

I think it's amazing.

[Jason]

You should leave now.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I think I want to do it for the next one.

[Natalie]

Really? We're going To London.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, why not, right? Is that.

[Jason]

How long trip is it?

[David Dobrik]

22 hours. But, like, it's probably two days.

[Natalie]

Scotland and England.

[Jason]

Oh, you get to go to Scotland too.

[Natalie]

So it starts in Scotland.

[Jason]

Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.

[David Dobrik]

I think it's worth it. I think we'll knock it out. Either the next vlog or the vlog after.

[Jason]

Would you delete all your socials for 100 million?

[Natalie]

Oh, my God, I would. Fuck that. $100 million. Hell yeah. I'm out.

[Jason]

You could just get new socials tax free.

[David Dobrik]

You can't do. You can't get new socials. Come on. She could, but don't make it that.

[Jason]

But think about it. You get the 100 mil.

[David Dobrik]

No, I understand, but don't make that part of the rule.

[Natalie]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Jason]

That I write the rules. So that's how. That's what I'm saying.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but if. But like, if he starts a new account, like, it's going to be easy for him to like, grow that, you know, people are going to be like, oh, this is David's new account.

[David Dobrik]

And then be like, oh, David got 100 million. Just delete the old one. Let's see what he's doing with 100 million on the.

[Natalie]

Has to be like, gone, gone.

[David Dobrik]

Actually may honestly help with the algorithm and everything. I'll be like a fresh account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Then sure, I'm gonna take the hundred mil, but I think even if you have. If, even if I had to delete all my socials, Hunter mil tax free, I would rather off the grid.

[Jason]

Would you rather eat nothing but grapes for two days or.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, but why don't you have to finish it? I already do that.

[Jason]

What?

[David Dobrik]

I already. Nothing but grapes. Okay, but what's. Okay, what's that? What's the back end?

[Jason]

Watermelon.

[David Dobrik]

Grapes. Grapes. Grapes are. So first of all, can I say this something a little quick PSA on grapes. They're actually extremely bad for you.

[Natalie]

We actually.

[Jason]

They're high in sugar.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I'm just taking a wild guess because I was at the airport.

[Natalie]

Oh, this is not based in fact.

[David Dobrik]

No, of course not. I was at the airport and they have these little, you know, like the little grape cups they have. It's like a cup. It's like a cup of grapes.

[Natalie]

Yes, we're familiar. It's pretty straightforward.

[David Dobrik]

I know, but I'm just. But you. You've. Everyone's seen them visually, so I just want you to know, grapes, it's not that, huh?

[Jason]

Yeah. Like nine grapes, right?

[David Dobrik]

You get, like, 30.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And on the back of it, guess what it said.

[Jason]

What?

[David Dobrik]

150 calories. Okay, that's fucking insane, Jay, because when I eat grapes, I eat the whole bag.

[Jason]

30 grapes for 150 is pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but that's not how I look at grapes. I look at fruit as, like, a nothing.

[Natalie]

Well, I think it's like, zero. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, when you eat grapes, you expect to eat water. But now I've realized when I'm eating this full bag of grapes.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm eating, like, 5, 600 calories of grapes.

[Jason]

Yeah, but isn't it, like, good calories that don't you just burn it right off? Like, it's not like you're having, like, peanut butter cups.

[David Dobrik]

Is there such thing as good calories?

[Jason]

Yeah, 100% for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. But, yeah, I'm doing okay.

[Jason]

They say there's a lot of sugar, but, like, do you really think you're going to get. Get, like, gain weight from eating grapes? Like, if you went the whole day and just.

[David Dobrik]

I have a question about grapes.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So you know the story of Adam and Eve?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know how, like, they had everything? Yeah, but. So Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, according to Bible.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Right. And Eve was made out of Adam's. What was it? Torso?

[Natalie]

I have no idea.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

Regardless, Jason's Jewish.

[David Dobrik]

Jason, you don't know this story. Okay.

[Jason]

Anyway, I'm a Jew.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. So there's two people named Adam and Eve. I don't know why I keep setting this up. Everyone already knows this, but they could have anything in the land. They could go to any garden, except they couldn't eat from this specific tree.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And this is Pastor Dave. And this tree. This tree had an apple on it. It was an apple tree. And God was like, eat anything except from this tree.

[Natalie]

Yes, yes, we know. Get to the point.

[David Dobrik]

Well, the point is they took from the tree because the devil convinced them.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

To eat from the tree.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Jason]

Do I need to cut this out?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. Please keep this rolling. What would you do in that situation?

[Jason]

If God told me not to.

[David Dobrik]

That's not fair, though, because if. Because I don't think Adam and Eve knew of God as we know of God. Right.

[Jason]

So what do you ask?

[David Dobrik]

Like, I think God to them was probably, like, a normal guy because it was just them and God.

[Jason]

Sure. So it was a neighbor, huh? He was just a guy in the neighborhood.

[David Dobrik]

Like a neighbor. Yeah, but you could Tell he was a little more Steve, and he had his.

[Jason]

Yeah, Steve is God.

[David Dobrik]

He was like. He had his shit together.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

He was like, Steve. And then the dirty neighbor, the devil.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Was like, now you should really eat from the tree.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So. So put yourself in their shoes. Would you eat from the tree?

[Jason]

Probably, yeah. If I was hungry, I was like.

[David Dobrik]

And it's all. You have access to all the other apples in the land.

[Jason]

Just don't. He.

[David Dobrik]

God just said, just please don't touch this tree.

[Jason]

I mean, yes. Yeah. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. If it was like, if it was a neighbor. If it was, Steve will do it. That was like, don't eat from this tree. I'd be like, okay, Steve. I won't.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I think so, too.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But putting myself. But putting myself in that situation.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And maybe 20, 30 years pass by and that tree is made to be such a point. I'd be like, what's going on here? And then, like, the devil comes, and he's like, you don't think it's weird he's not letting you eat from this tree? Do you know what I mean? It just depends on how persuasive this devilish snake was. I've thought about this quite a bit. I'm like, is this. Cause, you know, the Bible makes it seem out to be very clear, don't take from the tree. But how good was this? Was this, like, a Mark Cuban sales type of person? Devil.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he was like, really selling me on the street.

[Jason]

A Tai Lopez type.

[David Dobrik]

Right. So, yeah. Was this Tai Lopez selling me a course. And it all starts with the apple from this forbidden tree.

[Jason]

And you're hooked.

[David Dobrik]

So I don't know. Yes, I definitely think if my neighbor.

[Jason]

Devil'S in front of a private jet.

[David Dobrik]

If my neighbor was like, please don't eat from my tree 100%, I would never eat from his tree.

[Jason]

Right on.

[David Dobrik]

But I just. I wonder how it was all packaged together.

[Jason]

You think. You think Eve was hot?

[David Dobrik]

Was Eve hot? Yeah, dude, that's a really good question. What was Adam like? Was he hot?

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

They had to have been, like, the peak humans, right at the time, I guess. Yeah. Like, it had to have been the most beautiful, I think.

[Jason]

Do you think people like Brady and Giselle.

[David Dobrik]

This is a better question. Do you think people started out ugly or started out hot? Do you think there was. You think? Yeah.

[Natalie]

What is ugly and hot? You know?

[Jason]

I mean, like, what do you. What are you saying?

[David Dobrik]

But no, no, no, People had bones knows. I'm not. I'm not saying that. I'm saying like, I'm. I'm saying like, not Tara Sanders today. I'm saying, like, was there a moment? What moment came first? Oh, man. She's kind of ugly.

[Natalie]

I don't.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, man, I'm. This woman is way better looking than the rest of us. Which one. Which one do you think came first?

[Natalie]

First of all, I don't think looks were a factor at all whatsoever. I think it was just like this innate attraction.

[Jason]

So you just birth the best children.

[David Dobrik]

Shut up, Natalie. There's no way. There's obviously looks like I'll fucking see a good looking deer. I'm not even attracted to be like, that's a beautiful deer. You know what I mean?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's not even the species I'm attracted to. And I'll know the difference between what's a pretty deer and what's not. Cut this part out. I know the difference between a sexy. No, no, no. But do you know what I'm saying? I think it's always been.

[Jason]

I got one more good one.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, no, no, stay on this.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Stay on this. Don't move. Way. So you don't think that animals are attracted, you know?

[Jason]

You know, I'm sure eventually at some point.

[David Dobrik]

That's actually a good point, Natalie. Now I'm like rethinking because now I'm like trying to think like, if we did have these animal instincts from the beginning.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Do dogs Are dogs. Like, that's a hot dog. No.

[Natalie]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, right. Like, does a. There's a rottweiler look at a poodle and it's like. Yep, that's like. That's like the hot celebrity. A list dog?

[Natalie]

Nope.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason]

I don't know. But I mean, like, you know, if someone has like a nice body. If one of the cave women had like a nice body, you'd be like, oh, yeah, I like her better.

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean, though? Think about it. What does that mean, nice body? Because.

[Jason]

Yeah. You don't know. Big jugs. I don't know. Whatever you're into.

[David Dobrik]

Why would they. Okay.

[Jason]

I mean, you like deer. So can't relate, but.

[David Dobrik]

So. Yeah. Why are you bringing up cable?

[Jason]

Dave, you going hunting again this weekend? Would you rather go back to high school when you were 17 for one week?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, what on earth can compete with this? Yeah.

[Jason]

Or go back and star in the first Avengers movie.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sorry. And this is my next question, obviously. Is Will I do the Avengers movie justice?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, Avengers movie.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Of course. If I'm like, that's setting myself up for life and, like, coolness and funness.

[Jason]

That's true. This one's. This one's dumb.

[David Dobrik]

Can you please sit up now?

[Jason]

Oh, wait, I got one. I got a good one. Would you rather have a baby with Natalie and raise a child for 18 years or never be able to have kids?

[Natalie]

Oh, sure. That's good.

[David Dobrik]

Do I have to have sex with Natalie?

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie. You're still a little fucking pervert.

[Natalie]

Dude, you have to fuck me.

[Jason]

Are you not putting the mic up because you don't want this on the podcast?

[David Dobrik]

I just don't like when Natalie gets fucking weird like this. Look at how much she's kicking her legs ever since you presented this. This sexual question.

[Natalie]

Now they're wide open, Natalie.

[Jason]

The whole room.

[David Dobrik]

I gotta open the door. Hold on. Right now.

[Jason]

All right, well, that's all for. Would you rather. Really? I mean, I have some other ones, but they're not that good.

[David Dobrik]

I actually kind of really like this segment.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's a good one. Natalie said to do it and it worked out.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, Natalie, it's really nice when you, like, actually give tips that work out.

[Natalie]

I know, it's crazy.

[Jason]

How would you rather fire Taylor or not speak to Jason for a year?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I would never, ever, ever, ever fire Taylor.

[Jason]

Got you.

[David Dobrik]

I have told Taylor this is a real thing. It's a real story.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I've told Taylor that no matter what, I will always have her back for the rest of her life.

[Jason]

Oh. So that's really nice.

[David Dobrik]

I have made a promise. Taylor, she.

[Jason]

Tay, is the best.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, she's the best.

[Jason]

She's one of a kind.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, she's like.

[Jason]

She really is. I was talking to her last night.

[David Dobrik]

Nellie's so jealous.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I never got that kind of promise.

[David Dobrik]

You kind of have it just because we're, like. We're like, best friends from our hometown, but Taylor was, like, newly added to, like. I really like Taylor.

[Natalie]

Taylor's like, yeah, I think Alex, John, Ilya, they all get it. Taylor.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you don't think you have it?

[Natalie]

I definitely. I don't think I have it.

[David Dobrik]

Really.

[Jason]

You get to spend a lot of time with him, though.

[Natalie]

Oh, God, I'm so lucky.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you really. You know, when we were doing the Views podcast tour, a lot of people would pay a lot of money.

[Natalie]

I want to know about my future security.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's not about your security. It's about the fact that you get to listen to me speak every day. What an honor.

[Natalie]

I get to hang out with him. Nobody else has to hang out with him as much as I do.

[David Dobrik]

You get the Views podcast live. It's so nice.

[Jason]

Yeah, you get to hear him, you know, pontificate on religion and Adam and Eve, talk about fucking deer.

[Natalie]

I am so blessed.

[David Dobrik]

And you get to hear, yeah, I'm gonna turn the pot off soon, and you're just gonna get to hear it all day.

[Natalie]

Yay.

[David Dobrik]

And you decide to go home and.

[Natalie]

I get to re listen to the podcast after we're done.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Amazing.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast. Thank you for everybody that joined us, mainly Jason and Natalie, and we'll see you guys for the next one, which is in one day on Thursday. See ya. Bye.