Her First Date (Caught on Air)

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: Her First Date (Caught on Air)
Release Date: May 22, 2025

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1. Introduction and Setting the Stage

The episode kicks off with David Dobrik welcoming listeners back to VIEWS, introducing a topic that fans have been clamoring for: rage baiting.

David Dobrik (01:01):
“Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where a lot of you guys have been telling me to rage bait.”

Jason Nash humorously misinterprets rage baiting, adding a light-hearted tone to the discussion.

Jason Nash (01:17):
“That's when you're really mad and you're jerking off, right?”

David clarifies the concept, explaining that rage baiting involves provoking others to anger, setting the stage for an engaging conversation.

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2. Exploring Rage Baiting

The hosts dive deeper into rage baiting, discussing its role in their dynamic and hinting at upcoming provocations within the podcast.

David Dobrik (01:28):
“Rage bait is like when you bait somebody into getting angry.”

Jason Nash (02:15):
“No, I would say August is gonna be dry.”

This segment establishes the playful and provocative nature of their interactions, teasing listeners about the content to come.

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3. David's Relationship Status and Self-Reflection

David opens up about his personal struggles with dating and his reluctance to engage in social activities, expressing a desire to stay home and his fears surrounding relationships.

David Dobrik (04:01):
“I'm being dead ass about this. I'm being dead ass about this.”

Natalie Mariduena (05:22):
“That's a great thing you ever said to me, so thank you.”

He candidly shares his lack of interest in social outings and his commitment issues, aiming to provide an authentic glimpse into his personal life.

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4. Introducing Natalie Mariduena

Natalie Mariduena becomes a focal point as David and Jason discuss their friendships and the complexities within their friend group.

Natalie Mariduena (06:53):
“Your idea of. You may think it's incestual, but Alex may not feel that way. Ilya may not feel that way.”

Natalie's interactions highlight the intertwining relationships among the hosts, setting up potential romantic tensions.

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5. Interaction with Alex Ernst: The Pickleball Incident

The conversation takes an entertaining twist when Natalie spots Alex Ernst playing pickleball outside. The hosts' playful attempts to involve him in the podcast lead to a humorous yet awkward encounter.

David Dobrik (13:00):
“Do girls get horny by a shirtless guy?”

Natalie Mariduena (13:00):
“Yes, for sure.”

As Natalie becomes fixated on Alex, the hosts tease each other about matchmaking, culminating in a spontaneous and funny interaction.

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6. Friendships and Potential Romance within the Group

The episode delves into the intricate dynamics of friendships turning into romantic interests, with David and Natalie playfully suggesting a possible relationship between Alex and Natalie. The conversation oscillates between teasing and sincere reflections on boundaries and the potential impact on their friend group.

Jason Nash (38:36):
“Why isn't that. That is the truth.”

David Dobrik (43:14):
“That's why me and Natalie would never work. That's why Natalie and any of us would never work.”

This segment underscores the complexities of maintaining friendships while exploring romantic possibilities, adding depth to the hosts' interactions.

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7. Conclusion and Future Plans

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts reflect on the day's conversations, humorously contemplating the future of their podcast amidst personal revelations and group dynamics.

David Dobrik (44:16):
“This has been views.”

Jason Nash (44:55):
“It'll be over. Yeah, they should do it now. The buildup is happening.”

They announce upcoming events, such as Jason's birthday party, hinting at future episodes that will continue to explore their personal lives and relationships.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• David Dobrik (01:01):
  “Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where a lot of you guys have been telling me to rage bait.”

• Jason Nash (01:17):
  “That's when you're really mad and you're jerking off, right?”

• David Dobrik (04:01):
  “I'm being dead ass about this. I'm being dead ass about this.”

• Natalie Mariduena (13:00):
  “Yes, for sure.”

• David Dobrik (21:14):
  “And is this because you. This isn't even because you're craving them? This is cuz.”

• Jason Nash (38:36):
  “Why isn't that. That is the truth.”

• Natalie Mariduena (43:07):
  “I think you're fucking disgusting, too.”

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Key Takeaways

• Authentic Conversations: The hosts openly discuss personal challenges, such as David's hesitance toward dating and his desire to remain home, offering listeners a genuine look into their lives.

• Group Dynamics: The interplay between David, Jason, Natalie, and Alex reveals the complexities of maintaining friendships amidst potential romantic interests, adding layers to their on-air relationships.

• Humor and Playfulness: Despite serious topics, the episode is infused with humor and playful banter, keeping the tone light and engaging.

• Engaging Storytelling: Through real-time interactions and spontaneous moments, the episode captivates listeners by blending scripted content with organic conversations.

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For those who haven't tuned into VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, this episode provides a compelling mix of humor, personal revelations, and the intricate dance of friendships and potential romances within a tight-knit group. Tune in every Tuesday and Thursday for more behind-the-scenes insights into the lives of two very different co-hosts and their adventures.

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

Views. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where a lot of you guys have been telling me to rage bait. Jason J. Do you even. Do you know what rage baiting means?

[Jason Nash]

That's when you're really mad and you're jerking off, right?

[David Dobrik]

No, it's when. Actually, it probably is. Yes. I rage bait constantly. Yeah, no, rage bait is like when you give somebody. When you bait somebody into getting angry.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Obviously I'm not starting the podcast time that I'm gonna jerk you off today. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So. So rage bait. So that is my goal. And I'm letting you know now. Okay. Because you have a bipolar personality and I. And if I do it mid podcast, I don't want you to lash out on me, like, forever.

[Jason Nash]

So it's coming at some point in the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Some point.

[Jason Nash]

At some point I'm gonna say something that's.

[David Dobrik]

That's gonna get under your skin.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Yeah, I'm ready for it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. And guess what? Only, like five more. Four more months till August.

[Jason Nash]

I know. No more Nat.

[David Dobrik]

No more Nat. Natalie's leaving to Chicago in four or five months, guys. So if you're trying to. If you're thinking of a time to take a break from the podcast, it's right now. Take the next four months off, and then when you come back in August, you're gonna feel rejuvenated and it's just gonna be me and Jay sitting here.

[Jason Nash]

No, I would say August is gonna be dry.

[David Dobrik]

You think?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah. We should plan a trip. We should go somewhere so we have something to talk about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe I'm in Chicago.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what do you mean? Natalie, please stay out of this. Just give us. Give us five minutes on our own.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, I'll go to Chi Town.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know if I want to go. I can't go. I can't go to Chi Town, Natalie. Because Natalie. Natalie doesn't prioritize me. So if I end, I know she'll abandon me and hang out with her boring friends.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I will hang out with my friends for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Do you think your friends are boring?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think a lot of them, yes.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, they know that.

[David Dobrik]

They know that I felt weird saying that.

[Jason Nash]

Why would they be boring?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because they're just like, they're all married. They're like. They're all straight, and you can't be.

[David Dobrik]

Fun when you're married.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Some of them are fun.

[David Dobrik]

Let's see how many people can alienate again on the podcast.

[Jason Nash]

Was that the rage bait?

[David Dobrik]

That was the rage bait. I'm rage baiting our audience.

[Jason Nash]

Just because your friends don't have 50 cents coming to the house to play us three songs.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

You know what I mean. It's.

[David Dobrik]

You're always making it a money thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not bad.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't say it was a money thing. That's a clout thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, they like to go to bed at, like, 8pm and they go to work and they do their thing.

[David Dobrik]

And also, like, I just call them boring. Even though, like, I think last podcast I talked about how I actually want to be boring for the rest of my life.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So I have no room to judge other people on how fun they are. And boring is cool. There's nothing better than boring friends.

[Jason Nash]

Right. Because they're very. Anything you do, they're really impressed. Like, if you order, like, two things of pancakes, I'm like, whoa, yeah, let's go.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I guess that is nice to have. But that's not even what I'm saying. I'm just saying, like, it's just, like, really relaxing. This is going to sound like I'm making it up and I'm trying this new thing to, like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

To attract a girlfriend into my life. I have genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely have decided I am. I mean, I'm not fit for a woman in my life currently, and.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

But I'm being dead ass about this. I'm being dead ass about this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We definitely believe you, bro. No one's contesting this.

[David Dobrik]

No, but you know how I've always been, like, asking it, asking for it, right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I can't do it anymore. I've been. You haven't been on one date. That's exactly what it is.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean you can't do it anymore?

[David Dobrik]

You hit the head. You haven't done anything. That's what it is. You hit the nail on the head.

[Alex Ernst]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So the last couple days, I've been asked more so than ever to do a lot of activities with my friends. Like, I had one of my friends reach out, like, hey, I'm going to the Kendrick Lamar concert. I have these great seats. There was like 10 of us going. It's like. And all. Everybody's very hot going to this thing. And then I was asked to go to another thing, and I'm just like, I'm so sorry. Like, I would just. I just rather be at home. I have no desire to do any activity. Jay, you couldn't hit me with a single activity that I would want to do.

[Jason Nash]

Is it a box?

[David Dobrik]

Like, even better than a box.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no, Jay, There is not a single. Like, Heath will be like, you want to go to the track and race cars?

[Jason Nash]

I'm like, no, but you like that kind of thing.

[David Dobrik]

But. I know, but I don't. There's nothing more that I love than staying at home. And I don't even. It doesn't even come from, like, you're a depressed thing. I'm just like. I'm very. Just like, old.

[Jason Nash]

You're content.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm just like, I just want to be home.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's, like, such a cop out.

[David Dobrik]

No, and it's. And it's not fit for, like, I will not be an entertaining date for a girl. And I feel really bad. Like, it's like. And I can't. I can't help it. I really, really can't help it. I just.

[Jason Nash]

You would. You would. If the person you really like, the person, you'd bring on the charm. You're very charming.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I don't know. I'm. Maybe there's a chance that if I meet somebody, I'll, like, be reignited to do, like, the simplest of activities. But, like, that's why you have to.

[Jason Nash]

Go to the Kendrick Lamar concert.

[David Dobrik]

But, Jay, I can't be bothered to do that. I can't go to anything fun. Cause I genuinely. I feel like I've been able to do so many fun things. I just. I don't really want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

[Jason Nash]

There's an old saying, you know, I love old sayings. You gotta keep the Light on in the lighthouse. That means, like going out so when the boats go by, they'll see you.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I feel that. But I feel like I am keeping the light on at the lighthouse, but I'm just staying at the lighthouse, not playing. There's no better way to keep the light on than being physically at the house.

[Jason Nash]

No. In other words, you go to the Kendrick Lamar show, there's women there, you meet one of them, one of them goes, my friend Ashley would love you. You would love my friend Ashley. That's how it ends.

[David Dobrik]

And then I have to fucking go meet Ashley somewhere.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you can't give up. You've got to keep continuing lives.

[David Dobrik]

And you know what? And the more people you meet, the more hands you shake, the more Covid you get. The more Covid you get, genuinely, the more you can get sick. That was my biggest fear, being at the snack convention. I was at the snack convention in Indiana this weekend and I was meeting so many people. I'm like, I'm gonna get sick. That's all I could think about. I'm like, if I was just at home, I wouldn't get sick. Like, I just like, think of the most pessimistic things. But yeah, I love being at home is what I'm trying to say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think that you should just have some more get togethers here at the house so people can just come here and you can meet people here.

[David Dobrik]

That's like some stupid Gatsby shit, though. No, like, just like I don't go out and I don't leave my house. I'm just upstairs in my bedroom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're gonna leave the house. You're just in a funk right now because you did a lot of traveling. This is the thing that you need to be a little more self aware about because your like, behavior patterns or the things you're interested in. Like this week you're not interested in it, but next week you're gonna be like, you' going to go out with me?

[Jason Nash]

This is fucking crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I do have, I do have.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Some really like, like you swing back and forth.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I. I will say there was this really interesting thing. What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, this is another example of this. David and I, like two weeks ago, we are high on life. We're planning this European summer vacation.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Fun.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And we're, we're like, oh, we're gonna go here, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do that, we're gonna whatever. We're gonna get a place here for four weeks, you know, whatever. And then yesterday he's like, you know what? I just don't think I wanna travel anymore. I think I just wanna be home. I think, I think that we shouldn't do it. And I'm.

[David Dobrik]

Well, it's because I went to New York and like, I do my thing where like when I travel, I like wake up at four, wait for the night to hit, go out, and then I repeat again. And it just, and it just sends me into like the worst. Like, this is no way to travel.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, don't do that.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. So I have a bad taste, bad taste in my mouth from doing that recently.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, we got up at 10am, we go out, we go to a museum. We like, we go out, we do the day in New York.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You got to schedule activities. You got to like actually make an itinerary.

[Jason Nash]

You pulled the plug on the European vacation?

[David Dobrik]

Temporarily, yeah. I was like, I can't travel. I got.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was pissed. I was like, okay, well, I'll see you later.

[David Dobrik]

I love it here. I hate being away from my hometown friends. I feel like, you know, they text in the group chat and they go, let's get on cod, you know, fudgeing jealous. That makes me. I don't care if I'm standing as a Tom Cruise. You're dropping in Verdask without me. And I know they're doing it to piss me off too. I know, I know they can easily start a fudgeing group chat. And I know they know I'm busy.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

But they're doing it to rub it in my fucking face.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

I can't be anywhere else. There was this girl I saw, unfortunately, she has a boyfriend, but I was in New York. It was. This is when it was like 3am, the clubs were closing. I was standing outside and she like stormed out of the club. She was really upset and I was like, oh, bad news, Something's happening here. And then this guy ran after her and he was like. And they were just like in a tiffy.

[Jason Nash]

Tizzy. Yeah, Tudy a tootie, a tizzy, tizzy, tizzy.

[David Dobrik]

And then they went to the car. It was like a 22nd thing. And then two days later, I'm going to eat at a restaurant. We're waiting to be seated and she's the, she's the girl working the stand, like at the restaurant. And she's like, a table for eight or whatever. I'm like, yes, yes, yes. And I'm like, were you really stressed out two nights ago? And she's like, yes. I'm like, were you gonna fight with someone outside of. Outside of this club? And she's like, yes. And I was like, how did that go? She goes, that's a long story. But how the fuck do you know that?

[Jason Nash]

Who are you?

[David Dobrik]

That was really bizarre. And I was like, oh. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was there and I saw that you were really stressed out. Yeah, that was really, really bizarre. But then I found out that that was her boyfriend. I was like, your boyfriend? She's like, yes. Got it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Good luck. Did you feel like being in New York that you would have an easier time, like, finding love?

[David Dobrik]

Yes. If I was anyone but myself and my. In my weird mental state, yes. Natalie, you should totally move to New York. Fuck Chicago. New York is a fucking video game.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, dude, I was drunk. We were driving to dinner, and there was this guy that just walked right by our cab. This is not even a cool story for New York because this is the most basic thing, but he's like. We were just driving. We were stuck in traffic, and you just hear a guy pass by and he goes, I am a slave to entertainment. I am a robot. And he just. He's talking to somebody on the phone and I'm like, wow, that's fucking. This is the craziest. That is just New York in a nutshell. Like, everybody's so different.

[Jason Nash]

It's great. You can yell there, you can do. Fucking do anything. No one cares.

[David Dobrik]

No one cares. But also, everybody cares. That's why they're in New York. Yeah, yeah, but nobody really cares.

[Jason Nash]

Nobody really cares. Yeah, you can film there.

[David Dobrik]

But, Natalie, you should definitely move, though. That is the place to find.

[Jason Nash]

Why are you telling her to go? She's going to be here with you.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, like, I don't, you know.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean you don't, like, don't you need to be here day to day?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't do anything today. I just sit here and talk to him, which I could do on the phone.

[David Dobrik]

No, but she doesn't understand the power of, like, being next to me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, no.

[Alex Ernst]

That's how our mighty king.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. That's not what I mean. That's how. I mean. I mean, like, how much it, like, turns me on to, like, do bits. Like, to come up with things. Like, if I'm not, like, shooting the shit with her.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I'm just dead.

[Jason Nash]

You get it all from that?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. From, like, from our interactions. Like, so many more things. Stem than when I'm just, like, just at home by myself.

[Jason Nash]

Sure, sure, sure.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I'm not thinking of work when I'm playing pickleball all day and she's not here. So, yes, that will suffer like crazy.

[Jason Nash]

And no pod and no podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Congratulations, listeners. I don't even know you're gonna get a good month of pot. Hey, gonna get that Natalie you guys have been waiting for.

[Jason Nash]

I love Natalie on the pod.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I, like, I just kind.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Of accidentally showed up here, but I.

[Jason Nash]

Think it's necessary to have a girl here. Yeah, I mean, that's what I think, but I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I'd love to get a girl on the pod. Nat, can you reach out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'll try to find someone.

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Who are these men that are all shirtless and hanging out outside?

[David Dobrik]

Dude, you get so horny so easily.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm just confused.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's noon, there's just fucking people playing.

[Jason Nash]

Do girls get horny by a shirtless guy?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, for sure. What?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you get horny by a shirtless woman?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but men are pigs, you know? What do you think of tattoos? I don't think they're so great.

[David Dobrik]

Depends where the tattoos are. I think tramp stamps are so hot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I like low key. Feel like I match with this guy on Raya. Who is this man?

[David Dobrik]

Okay, fuck it. Can you just bring him on the podcast so we can just talk to him?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, you fucked yourself because I'm gonna go grab him. Wait, why is he attractive?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know. I can't tell.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, stop.

[David Dobrik]

Time out. There's A hot guy playing pickleball outside right now. Natalie keeps looking at him, keeps asking, who are these gu. None of us seem to care because they're just random guys. Random people are always here. But for some reason, today, Natalie is.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, there are not four random shirtless men playing pickleball.

[David Dobrik]

Which one's the hottest one? Tell me right now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm waiting for him to turn around. I don't think any of them are.

[David Dobrik]

Which one's the hot one? I don't know, Nat, just be honest.

[Jason Nash]

Alex is the hottest.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You think?

[Jason Nash]

Well, he has the best body.

[David Dobrik]

Which one?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think it's the brunette.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, the brunette. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I can't get a. He can't. Can you turn this way?

[David Dobrik]

There he is.

[Jason Nash]

Just. Not now look. Now look now. There he is.

[David Dobrik]

Jake.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Throwing this mic here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no, I'm kidding.

[David Dobrik]

This mic. Give him this mic.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm scared.

[David Dobrik]

Shut up. We're gonna set you up. This is what you need. This is what you need.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I actually don't like him like that.

[David Dobrik]

Shut up. Wait.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm nervous that I like Natalie. Do I know this first?

[David Dobrik]

Sit there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Take your glasses off.

[David Dobrik]

Put your hair down. Look like a slut.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Stop. No, I don't want this. I don't want this.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait. What did you say? Say it again.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm gonna throw up on your.

[David Dobrik]

What did you just say? What did you just say? What did you just say?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think I know him.

[David Dobrik]

Louder. I can't hear shit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think I know him, dummy.

[David Dobrik]

Where did you meet? Where did you meet?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. No, I can't do this.

[David Dobrik]

He's coming in. J.J. the mic, the second he walks in. Second he walks in because now he's nervous. Why did he say no? Wait, why would he not want to be on the podcast? We'll keep him anonymous.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think I know him, and he is in music. I know Alex likes music.

[Jason Nash]

He said he's not into podcasts.

[David Dobrik]

I hate podcasts, too. What do you mean he's. It's. It's. It's. It's a phone call.

[Jason Nash]

That's what I said when he told me that. I said, good call.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait.

[Jason Nash]

Can we call him on the pickleball court?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he can stay out there on the phone. Just put the phone here. We don't. We should wait till they stop playing again.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, he's really good at. Good at pickleball.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Right?

[Jason Nash]

He's better than David.

[David Dobrik]

Jay. He could definitely see us Staring at him. No.

[Jason Nash]

Nah, he's way down, Jay.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean he's way down? It's a pickleball court, dude. It's not. This isn't an arena.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think he can see me.

[David Dobrik]

You're 14ft away from him, dude. What are you talking about?

[Jason Nash]

He's down the end, and he's focused on the ball.

[David Dobrik]

Nat, you're really into this. This guy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, because I'm just confused, like, how this man ended up here.

[Jason Nash]

That's such a typical woman thing. But I'm, like, just confused, like, why is he here?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, let me check my right.

[David Dobrik]

Hold on. Dude, Natalie wants to fucking find this man.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it is funny, too.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, if he came in right now, like, a little sweaty from pickleball, and he was like, natalie, I need to have sex with you right now, what would you say?

[Natalie Mariduena]

What? I'd be like, excuse you?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, really? You'd say, excuse you?

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever had sex like that, Dave?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Someone's just like, hey, let's have sex right now.

[David Dobrik]

I told you that was my. The best sex I've ever had in my life. I don't remember in Chicago. Well, you asked me. Come on, dude, you remember anything I tell you.

[Jason Nash]

Block it all out. I kind of. I kind of remember. What was the story again?

[David Dobrik]

I was at a club, and this girl came out, came up to me, was like, look, can we have sex?

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Yes, yes.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, my God. Hello. Yes. Who do you think knows more about us, each other, or our audience that listens to these podcasts? Because I feel like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I feel like we.

[David Dobrik]

We don't remember our own stories.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have a question for you guys.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How often do you.

[David Dobrik]

Twice a day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm scared for you on that answer. No. How often are you guys having wet dreams?

[David Dobrik]

Never. Never.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I never.

[David Dobrik]

I've never had one wet dream in my entire life.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe because you guys are both getting laid pretty often.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, Natalie, I mean, even if.

[David Dobrik]

First of all, that's probably the nicest thing you ever said to me, so thank you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You never, like, compliment me, like, in the bedroom.

[Jason Nash]

What is it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I didn't say you were doing a good job. I just said you were doing it.

[David Dobrik]

That's good, too. I'll take that. No, I'm a horrible. I'm horrible at sa. Climax.

[Jason Nash]

That's the longest you ever lasted.

[David Dobrik]

That's my problem. This is forever.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, it goes forever.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, oh.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Climax.

[David Dobrik]

It's just. Yeah. It's not even fun.

[Jason Nash]

Interesting.

[David Dobrik]

It's just like, how does that work? It ends, like. Should we just stop? Oh, my gosh. That's not a lot. But, yes, that's. That is how it happened because I grew up so scared of it.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I think I programmed my brain for it to never happen, and I just can't. I can't. I have finished once early.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was. And I did the whole. This never happens. And I. And to this day, it's never happened. That was the only time that that's happened.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But, yeah, normally it's just like I really have to fucking really have to lock in and I have to help myself out. I'm gonna be honest. Sorry.

[Jason Nash]

A couple of fingers in a couple of places.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. You have your finger.

[David Dobrik]

Two hands in my ass.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Whoa. Yeah, I knew you were doing some weird shit up there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's why you have all those toys for Snapchat.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Anyways. Because I'm having wet dreams. Like.

[David Dobrik]

Are you being serious? You're having wet dreams? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[David Dobrik]

What? We need Ilya in here for this. I didn't know. This is gonna be.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The horniest conversation of all time. Wait, wait, you're horny? Wet dreams?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, I think. I think it is crazy for your age.

[Natalie Mariduena]

For my age? What does that mean?

[David Dobrik]

Like, you're pretty mature. Like, I feel like. Don't you grow out of wet dreams? Like, is that not like a thing?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, like an extreme.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, no, no, no. A wet dream is where you come when you wake up.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, just pissing the bed.

[David Dobrik]

Just pissing. Shit. Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Another wet dream.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what did you think a wet dream was?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I just thought you were having sex in your dreams. Oh, no, that is what a wet dream is.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's.

[Jason Nash]

I think. I think of what Dave said. But that's just a sex dream.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You're just having dreams about. Yeah, I think he's just horny, dude, I'm telling you, ever since we sat down to record this podcast and these four shirtless guys are playing pickleball in the back, Natalie has been on a little mission here. She keeps looking over there. The only thing she's mentioned so far is this wet dream she's having. I think she's currently in one.

[Jason Nash]

Are they famous people in the dreams or people you know?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, my people? I know. Like, my friend. Like, friends.

[David Dobrik]

Like, how close are these friends?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, super close.

[Jason Nash]

How many followers do they have?

[David Dobrik]

How many Iron man statues are in the living room? Are you actually having watchings about your close friends?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, are you fucking, like, one of my close friends?

[Natalie Mariduena]

People you know? Yeah, it's people in my life that I live with. No. No.

[David Dobrik]

Dead ass.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe dead ass. You don't lie. Don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I've had. I've had a lot. Like, I don't. I can't just.

[Home Depot Advertiser]

You've.

[David Dobrik]

I just fucked every guy you've ever seen. You're just having dreams about. Wait, how is that possible? Who are you having wet dreams about? Be honest. In our friend group, it's not like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not having the wet. Like, it's not like I wake up out of the wet dream. Like, oh, my God, that was so hot and sexy. All right, let me restart whoever, like, I don't know, whoever's in my purview.

[David Dobrik]

Who'S ever in your line of sight. Okay, let's start here. Have you. Have you had a wet dream about Jason?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, every night.

[David Dobrik]

Don't be rude. Have you had a wet dream about me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. No. Smirk and smile like you want me to. No, I haven't. I don't think. I mean, maybe.

[David Dobrik]

I'm saying, I don't think that is such a cop out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If I did, it wasn't memorable.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just saying that sounds like actually you had a wet dream about me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, I'm sure I have. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

That chalks. That chalks up to the experience you would have with me in real life. Not the best time, but it did happen.

[Jason Nash]

I think it is sort of my calling card.

[David Dobrik]

That is how I've been described as before. So, yes, that was me. Okay, so it's about our friends. And is this because you. This isn't even because you're craving them? This is cuz.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I have no desire, like, for them when I wake up and then. But in the dream, it's, like, very intense.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Okay, hold on. The pickleball. The pickleball guys are done. Can you get Alex? Just get Alex. Hey, why. Why wouldn't your friend want to be on the pod?

[Alex Ernst]

I don't know. I actually don't know him. I just met him today. He just doesn't like podcasts.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie thought he was hot.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, damn it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it has nothing to do.

[Jason Nash]

Go grab em. Go grab em.

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[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

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[David Dobrik]

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[David Dobrik]

I think it's over there. No you didn't. And we're not saying your name or anything so you're just a voice.

[Unknown]

Sorry, did you guys take my wall to fucking?

[David Dobrik]

No, no. Al, give him the mic. No, no, no, no. Looking for this? No, no. You were just playing pickleball out there and our friend Natalie was like he's really hot. And she kept getting distracted while we were podcasting. Shut the up Natalie for making all this jealous. And second of all, let's just bring him in and talk to him. That's really so Nat, if. Do you have something to say to him?

[Unknown]

What do you guys want to know?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't have anything to say.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, she's nervous now.

[Jason Nash]

He's been having a lot of wet dreams.

[David Dobrik]

That's where we started. Oh, that was the second thing after we were dreaming.

[Unknown]

I have a wet dream as a girl.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I, I didn't. I didn't know the definition of a wet dream.

[David Dobrik]

You just explained it to her. Cuz I was like Natalie, you know that's like when you wake up and you come and she's like, oh, no, no. I thought she's just.

[Unknown]

She just pissed herself.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's what we said too. This is not going my way right now.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, she's just been having. She's just been having sex in her dreams, which I guess is kind of semi wet dream.

[Jason Nash]

With friends.

[David Dobrik]

With. With friends, like in her close home.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. This is not like information that needed to be.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Unknown]

That's why you guys brought me in?

[David Dobrik]

Well, we just wanted. Are you single? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

Hell, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Hell, you shoot your shots.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Amazing. No, I thought that I recognized you from somewhere.

[Unknown]

I've definitely like seen you on Riot. I mean, the Sherwin Oaks Raya community.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It'S pretty close to it.

[Unknown]

I'm committed to fostering an intimate community.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's like, I definitely saw him on Raya, but I know we didn't match, so I don't want him to think that I like studied him. Even though we didn't match.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I remember. Yeah. Looking at your profile or something. I don't know, whatever. And then I saw you.

[David Dobrik]

Well.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I was like, how is Alex randomly friends with this guy that I randomly seen on Raya? Anyways, put two and two together and then.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, Matt, this would be. If I was in your shoes, I would be fucking shitting myself. I'd be having one of your wet dreams right now.

[Unknown]

Wait, did you not swipe on me on Raya?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

There's no way you didn't. If you remember him this well. Unless you got to a fourth pick and you were like, maybe I.

[Jason Nash]

Are you guys connected and you don't know it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, maybe you both swiped and didn't. I just looked and I was like.

[David Dobrik]

Did you swipe on? I mean, I don't want to put. Put you on the spot.

[Unknown]

I think I did Loki.

[David Dobrik]

Whoa. This is amazing. Okay, well, that's all we need. Now we can unpack this with Natalie. Thanks for coming on.

[Unknown]

That's all. That's it.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I'm.

[Jason Nash]

Well, what kind of woman are you looking for?

[Unknown]

Yeah, yeah, just a salt of the earth woman. Wait, could you imagine partying?

[Jason Nash]

What about Salty?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, that's her. Loves to go out.

[David Dobrik]

How old are you?

[Unknown]

31.

[David Dobrik]

Dude. Nat, this is like perfect.

[Unknown]

How old are you?

31?

[Natalie Mariduena]

20. 21.

[Unknown]

No, 31.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, no. I was like, Jesus, no, I'm 28.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, that's like good. No, 31 to 28 is like almost Perfect.

[Unknown]

Classic Hollywood. Manipulative, age, gas.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's really good.

[David Dobrik]

And then. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Do you do any sports?

[Unknown]

I'm 30. What do you mean?

[David Dobrik]

Well, what do you. What do you.

[Unknown]

I play high school soccer ball.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. What are your hobbies? Hobbies? Hobbies.

[Unknown]

I mean, I make music for a living, so probably that's like the main one, but yeah. I also don't understand how audio equipment works, but. I don't know, I. I just do outside shit.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's an outdoors girl. In college, she was studying plants.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Environmental science.

[David Dobrik]

Environmental science.

[Unknown]

That's very outdoorsy.

[David Dobrik]

If you were to take Natalie on a first date. I don't know if you're a first date kind of guy, if you go on dates or if you.

[Unknown]

I mean, how do you avoid it? You just skip to the second date?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I'm just usually like. I go for, like, a car ride type of guy. I'm not really, like a location, like, restaurant kind of guy. Really?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I'm more of a restaurant type of guy, really. Like, I like restaurants a lot, so that's. I mean, that's probably one of my hobbies is, like, going to new restaurants, so.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my gosh, we have so much in comm.

[Unknown]

This isn't like my move necessarily, but, like, Anna Jack down the street is pretty good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, the Thai place, right? I've never been.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Okay.

[Unknown]

It's pretty fire.

[David Dobrik]

And your last relationship, was it a long time ago or like two years ago? It's perfect. He's like. He's ready. This wouldn't be a rebound. This would be a serious thing. Are you looking to be in a relationship or not really.

[Unknown]

I don't really know. I'm like. I live by myself and I'm, like, pretty content. And like, I like, you know, I don't really want to, Like, I keep looking at it. I don't want to fuck anything up, you know, I'm pretty happy right now, but, you know, I'm open to it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Same, same. Amen.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, cool. Yeah. I don't know what to say because I don't want to ruin this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know what to say either.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie, how did you know he was in music?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I've definitely looked at his Instagram.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, she definitely knows him.

[Jason Nash]

And did you, mystery man, did you really forget your wallet?

[Unknown]

No, I really. I still haven't found it.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know where it is.

[Unknown]

My friends are waiting outside and I.

[Jason Nash]

Drove them all here because that is the move.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't even know why you guys.

[Unknown]

Wanted me on this podcast. You guys were like, yo, can you be on the podcast? And I was like, nah, I'm good.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown]

I don't want to be on a podcast.

[David Dobrik]

You're probably scared of just telling the. Natalie's really into him. All right. You're good. You're good. Thank you so much for doing that.

[Jason Nash]

Thanks for coming in.

[Unknown]

Well, what's your name?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Natalie Christian. Well, if you guys.

[David Dobrik]

Do you guys want to exchange info, or is that too much?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Hell, yeah. Look at you.

[Jason Nash]

You love the matchmaker. You're such a little teenage girl. You are such a little teenage girl. Teenage girl.

[David Dobrik]

Dan, I've never been this nervous in my life. Holy.

[Jason Nash]

You love it. You love to connect people, get a charge off of it.

[David Dobrik]

I was. I feel like Natalie should have been talking more, and I didn't know what to say anymore.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you went right to the pickleball court, right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe for the second part of the podcast, we'll look for the wallet.

[David Dobrik]

We'll see how much money he has in there. Oh, a black card. Bye. Thank you. Thank you.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe we should help him find his wallet.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm scared.

[David Dobrik]

Good job.

[Jason Nash]

He's very handsome.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Natalie. Very.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's still here.

[Jason Nash]

Why are you acting like he's got crazy eyes?

[David Dobrik]

Very handsome. Jay. He's right out here. You're hot, dude. Wait, Nat, how did you feel about that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really nervous.

[David Dobrik]

Tay's laughing in the back. That was not bad, Nat. You did. He goes for Tay. Tay's like, I'll help you find the wallet.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It hot. Mr. Pretty Blue Eyes.

[Jason Nash]

Who gets credit for that, David or Alex?

[David Dobrik]

Alex.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, really?

[Jason Nash]

Nice job.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I think it's a mix. I think it's a mix.

[Jason Nash]

You sealed the deal.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I started the deal, lost the deal. Alex brought it back. Natalie sealed it. To be honest, Natalie, you're real good.

[Jason Nash]

You're playing nice and cool.

[David Dobrik]

You played it really cool. Even though you didn't say much. You didn't seem like you were panicking.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'm really good at, like, calm composure.

[David Dobrik]

Did you see how nervous I got?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, because you were, like, really? I mean, you were holding on the floor. You were, like, taking control of the conversation.

[Alex Ernst]

I felt like you were flirting more than that.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I didn't know why no one was talking, and I hate silence. So I was, like, really freaking out. Yeah, And I was freaking out because Initially he felt 50. 50 on coming on the podcast.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like, he didn't want to be, like, zero.

[Jason Nash]

And you haven't finished in years, so.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I haven't came in years. This is my first time coming. I came mid conversation. This usually never happens.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. Ew.

[David Dobrik]

So are you. Would you consider. Would you go on that date with him?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think so. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what did you. What did you. What did. Just hat. What happened? Did you guys exchange informations?

[Natalie Mariduena]

He just got my Instagram informations.

[David Dobrik]

I'm idiot. Cool. Nelly. Are you gonna have a wet dream tonight about this guy?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know. Maybe.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Good for you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I don't know. I think that went well, right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. He has good taste in restaurants.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jason Nash]

I like that he, you know, like, likes to go out to eat.

[David Dobrik]

I also. You know what I like. We didn't get that many questions in because I was nervous and I was doing a really bad job. But I did like that he. When I asked him, he's like, are you looking for a girlfriend? Like, I don't know, maybe. Like, I like the. Like, I like that he's not like, fishing for it like me, he's just.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

He's just sort of like, if it comes, it comes. He's secure. He lives by himself. He doesn't want to fuck up his own happiness.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Which is big.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's a green flag for or. I'm in a good spot. I don't need anybody right now. And that's actually when you can use somebody, when you don't need anyone else.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa, David. Dropping knowledge.

[David Dobrik]

Interesting. Very good, Natalie. This is.

[Jason Nash]

So. Why don't you take your own advice and fuck him? No. Stop looking.

[David Dobrik]

No, I've already told you, I'm done.

[Jason Nash]

You're done.

[David Dobrik]

But yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Remember two days ago when he told us he was done?

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm sticking to this. I'm being serious. That's why I've canceled our trips to Europe. Because I don't even. Yes, I have no desire to. Look, I don't care.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You can go to Europe without, like, a pursuit of.

[David Dobrik]

Everything in my life I have ever done has been in the pursuit of love. And I'm canceling everything. And I'm just gonna sit at home and I'm gonna wait till I hear a beautiful voice on Warzone. Call of Duty. And if I hear a girl that sounds sexy enough, I'm gonna be like, what's your Instagram? I'm gonna fly you out from whatever country you live in.

[Jason Nash]

You suck at this game.

[David Dobrik]

Pussy.

[Jason Nash]

Sheila?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sheila, is that you?

[David Dobrik]

No, but my friend from high school met his current girlfriend. He's been dating for two years on this game called Valorant. They started talking and he flew out to meet her. I think she lived in Canada. And they've been going at it ever since. So there is a possibility I could find someone on Call of Duty.

[Jason Nash]

Gee, how do you hook up with somebody on Call of Duty?

[David Dobrik]

Well, you have to do it in real life. You can't.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but. I mean, but what's the beginning process? Hey, great job in the lobby.

[David Dobrik]

The fact that you even know the term lobby is fucking insane.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what? What? I wonder even how that comes about. Have you ever picked up a girl on there, Alex? No.

[Alex Ernst]

That's probably such a rare case.

[David Dobrik]

When you hear a girl on cod. Every girl sounds hot.

[Jason Nash]

Okay?

[David Dobrik]

So it's really tough, okay? Girls just sound.

[Alex Ernst]

And every guy in the lobby just goes, girl?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like the most misogynistic. Every guy. Every guy either goes really misogynistic or super horny. It's like, it's not a safe place for a woman on call.

[Jason Nash]

What do they say? What do they say?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's. It's that everyone's girl, girl, girl. Or they go, go back to the fucking kitchen, make us a sandwich, bitch. It's like it's one or the other. Like you're. You're the sipping over the girl. Or you're like, there's no room for girls in this lobby. Yeah, it's very dangerous place. I'm proud of you, Nat.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really? Did I do well? I was like, I. I really panicked, and then I tried to just reel it back in the moment, you know, just like, oh, it's chill. Like, I don't even. I don't care about.

[David Dobrik]

You played it so. You played it so chill. And so did he. Where both of you guys looked like you guys didn't even care.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie doesn't need the help. Why don't you help your other friends, Alex?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I'm literally running his hinge still. Taylor's cat just DM'd me. I posted a video of Taylor making me food, and Taylor's cat, Theodore DM'd me saying, so that's what she does at work.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

I have a feeling Taylor's running this account. Okay, sorry. All right. Yeah. How did you meet. How did you meet those guys?

[Alex Ernst]

Just a friend of a friend.

[Jason Nash]

Do you ever let people think that you own the house?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Alex Ernst]

No.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Alex Ernst]

No, he asked me if I ever let people think I own the house.

[Jason Nash]

It's a great place, Alex.

[Alex Ernst]

Only girls.

[Jason Nash]

Well, yeah, we all pitch in I.

[Alex Ernst]

Have a story that could spice this.

[Unknown]

Up a little bit.

[Alex Ernst]

Alita can tell it better if you want to have her on.

[David Dobrik]

Alita, we had to call you because Alex. Well, you set this up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I feel like I know where this is going.

[Alex Ernst]

Wait, am I talking to the microphone?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. I know where this is going. So we went to Zook.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I'm waiting for it to connect with Natalie. Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, yes, yes, I got it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, there it is. Okay, so I've been making jokes about Alex and Natalie hooking up for a really long time now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, there it is.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, got it for like three or four months. And then we were out together getting drunk at the club. Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And Alito, who's our mutual friend, was like to Alex, hey, Al, I think if you have any chance to hook up with Natalie, tonight's your night, right? Is that what you said, Al?

[Alex Ernst]

I don't remember. I thought she was saying like, I think Natalie's trying to fuck you.

[David Dobrik]

I know that's how you die.

[Alex Ernst]

Maybe that's how I translate.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. So, Elita, what did you say?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think I was like, oh, Alec, what's going on with Natalie? I do. I think she might be down. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It started like, it was like, little by little.

[David Dobrik]

What did you know? How did you respond to that? You were like, oh, okay, so tonight I should go for it.

[Alex Ernst]

No, no, no. I told her what you said previously, that, like, you've been trying to do this for like eight months.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Alex Ernst]

And for a while it was like getting me, like, I was very awkward around Nelly.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I told you motherf.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie would say this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I told David.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, yeah, bro, for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Hold on, Alita, I gotta call you back. Yeah, that's so weird that you said that because I was making these jokes and then Natalie pulled me to the side and Natalie was like, hey, can you chill with those jokes? Because Alex is starting to take him, like, seriously or he's being really awkward about it.

[Alex Ernst]

Yes, because you fucking. It's easy to get in my head. So that's why I didn't want to say anything because obviously you're going to just pounce on it even more. So I'm like, fuck, I can't say anything.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like. And I was like, natalie, obviously I going to fucking go for you. We've been friends forever. That'd be like, incestual. And then, and then Alita told me this story in New York. Alita was like, yeah, I told Alex to go for Natalie. And Alex was kind of, like, into it. And he was like, yeah, okay, I guess I'll try. And this is how Alita told me it. Okay. And in New York, I'm like, wait. Alex said that he'd actually be down to go for Natalie?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why are you talking about me like that?

[David Dobrik]

In my seat? And I literally started. Like, I couldn't breathe. Cause I was just like, no, no, no, no. That's not possible. That's not possible. This is just a joke. This is just a joke. It was like o turning on me and Alita and Michaela and all. Like, the girls I was with, they were like, why is this such a big deal? What's going on? I'm like, cause we're all best friends from our hometown. This is, like, in my head. This is as incest as it gets. Like, like, literally illegal in my head, right? Like, that's why me and Natalie would never work. That's why Natalie and any of us would never work.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was, like, panicking. I was like, no way Alex would go for her. No way. Alex knows better. Alex knows better than that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Knows better. What are you talking about? You're the only. No offense, this is not, like, to inflate my own ego, but you're the only person in this friend group has said that they will never touch me ever in a million years. Everybody else either has or says that they would.

[David Dobrik]

Everybody else has fucked me. Wait, wait. Okay, okay, Sorry. I guess you're right.

[Alex Ernst]

Like, Natalie's very attractive, but.

[David Dobrik]

No, you know, you wouldn't hook up with her.

[Alex Ernst]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Because there was one moment we asked you how many shots it would take to hook up with Natalie, and you said one.

[Alex Ernst]

Yes. And then I thought about for four months, and I'm like, no, it's fucking weird shit.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so you. That's where the joke stemmed. Right? That's why I started giving you shit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Right. Come on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, let's be. If I was. If I. If Alex and I went out.

[David Dobrik]

Like, okay, go finish.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't even want to finish.

[David Dobrik]

No, just say it. Sorry, cuz I cut you off. Say it.

[Jason Nash]

Has Alex been in your dreams?

[Natalie Mariduena]

If. If Alex and I went out, had a night, we're drinking, whatever, and we came back and I, like, put a move on him. I'm sure Alex would reciprocate. Why would he not? Why would. There's literally no.

[Alex Ernst]

It depends how aggressive you are. If it's like, God damn.

[Jason Nash]

She'S got.

[David Dobrik]

You in the picture. I'm the mystery man.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, that is true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, there's no.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, Alex. Yeah, right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm sure if I. David, are you stupid?

[Alex Ernst]

It would have to be so, like, blatantly obvious.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I would have to be like, let's go upstairs right now. Or just start making out with.

[Jason Nash]

No, but she would.

[Alex Ernst]

Even if she had me, like, upstairs in the bedroom, whatever. She would have to, like, grab my balls. Like, I don't think.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, it's not that hard. If I wanted to make out or do something with Alex, I do it. Do it. It's not like, what is going on.

[Jason Nash]

I think that what really is bothering you is that you just wouldn't want to lose Natalie in that way. That's the deep thing here.

[David Dobrik]

No, I don't think things. I don't think about things like that.

[Jason Nash]

No?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

You sure?

[David Dobrik]

I've actually lost one of my best friends. Yeah, well, probably just because we are living in different places. But to hooking up. Yeah, but I still don't look at things like that.

[Jason Nash]

You hooked up with somebody and now you're not friends anymore.

[David Dobrik]

Now we are.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but not as much.

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's just because we don't live next to each other. Actually, there was for a year where we didn't talk as much, but now we talk a lot.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I don't know. So, Natalie, you're saying that Alex would for sure fuck you if you put a move on him. And Alex is standing right here, five feet away from you, and you're saying this straight into his eyes. Al. You. What do you think about this? Al?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why would he not. Like, I don't. I don't. Like. I'm not saying this because I'm the hottest person in the world. I'm just saying, like, we're like a guy and a girl. If we thought. If we wanted to, like, do something with each other, like, you just do it. Like, who cares? You know? Like, it just. It just happens.

[Alex Ernst]

I care. I have feelings.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, the reason. The reason why we wouldn't is because there is like, such a strong friendship there and you don't want to ruin that, per se.

[David Dobrik]

Let's. Alex speak. Alex, would you. If Natalie grabbed your balls and you guys, under that circumstance, if she grabs. If she grabs you, she pulls a move on you and it's very direct. Would you have sex with her?

[Alex Ernst]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know about, like, full on. Holy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know about full on. Just half.

[David Dobrik]

Holy shit.

[Home Depot Advertiser]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

No. Holy.

[Jason Nash]

What would you do a week.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What they said.

[David Dobrik]

Do two podcasts.

[Natalie Mariduena]

A week.

[David Dobrik]

And here we are breaking the friend group and tearing it apart.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't like. I like. That's, like. So that's pretty normal.

[David Dobrik]

What would you do, David, if Natalie grabbed my balls? I punch her in the jaw. Yeah, right. Are you kidding me? No way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I just grab her by the.

[David Dobrik]

Neck and I'd push her back. Really? What are you on fucking meth? You think I have to stoop so low? A lot closer.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Like, David and I's friendship is so different than my friendship with anybody else.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I smell her when she walks in. Like I know her scent, right? Like, better than I know anybody. It's so distinct.

[Jason Nash]

Well, my mom always says, and my mom's never wrong, that Natalie and David will end up together.

[Alex Ernst]

There's not much that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Wait, what do you think? Yeah, you think that.

[Alex Ernst]

I think if it's like a. If they're not married by 40 type of thing, like, there's a chance.

[Jason Nash]

I say 35, brother.

[David Dobrik]

She's all yours, Natalie. Grab his balls, Alex. Grab her tits and fuck away.

[Natalie Mariduena]

When you say that, it makes me feel. Feel like. You don't think that I'm a nice match for somebody.

[Alex Ernst]

No, I think it's an incest thing.

[David Dobrik]

No. Wait, what? Dude, I literally hype you up to all the guys we see. But I'm just. I just feel like Alex is, like, one of our brothers. It's, like, weird that you're, like, pursuing him with your little fucking horny antics.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not.

[David Dobrik]

You've been weirdly horny lately. It's freaking me out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I.

[David Dobrik]

We're having, like, a role reversal going on here. Usually I'm the horny guy, and Natalie's for sure adopted the horny traits.

[Jason Nash]

Alex, no more pickleball with guys shirtless out there, please.

[David Dobrik]

Alex.

[Natalie Mariduena]

At least at noon on a Wednesday, okay?

[David Dobrik]

You know that.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's the horniest. Mid work week, mid work day, mid podcast.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, guys, can you actually keep your shirts on? You're in there doing a podcast. Natalie's horny as hell.

[David Dobrik]

Which one's Natalie? She's the one slapping over there. She's the one drooling behind the screen over there.

[Alex Ernst]

Wait, how did this come about? She was, like, looking out the window, distracted, and you're gu. You're like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We made a joke in the living room. I was like, why are there four shirtless men playing pickleball on a Wednesday at noon? Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And then so normal to play pickleball at that time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What? No, it's not. It's like, there's David. There's never been four men playing pickleball at noon on a Wednesday.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, fair, fair, fair.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then I looked out and I looked at the guy, and I was like, I recognize him from somewhere. And then I, like, couldn't put my finger on it. And then I was like, oh, I think maybe it was Raya. I don't know. And then.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Jay, you don't have anything to add on this?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. People hook up all the time. I mean, there's friend groups, and people see people and they hook up, and then they start dating somebody else. I mean, you had something when they.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Grew up together, though, to be honest, like, the fact that you and I have never done anything is, like, pretty insane. No.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, don't. Don't. Don't turn your.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why isn't that. That is the truth.

[David Dobrik]

Don't turn your bean on me here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shut the fuck off.

[Jason Nash]

Also, you have to. You have to remember, like, your.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And that's because of me, not because of you.

[David Dobrik]

Don't point your titties at me.

[Unknown]

Your.

[Jason Nash]

Your idea of. You may think it's incestual, but Alex may not feel that way. Ilya may not feel that way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The main reason why I'm sure David and I would have, like, kissed or somewhere along the way at some point, it's just because we have a professional relationship that, like. Yeah, that never happened. That boundary was never broken.

[David Dobrik]

Dumb. You think just because we make money together, I don't want to have sex with you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I. First of all, I'm not even.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want to have sex with you because I think you're gross.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. I think you're fucking disgusting, too.

[David Dobrik]

Great. So let's fucking draw the line there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm just saying. Yes. Right now, in this moment, it's not happening. But I'm just saying, like, Stop talking.

[David Dobrik]

Like it's ever going to happen.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm saying in the past, dummy.

[David Dobrik]

Past, present, future, multiverse, anywhere.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

It's not happening. It's not happening, and it shouldn't happen in this friend group. I hate to draw the line, but, like. Al, it's fine.

[Alex Ernst]

It's not gonna happen.

[David Dobrik]

We're family here, okay? We're gonna be okay. Don't want anything to get ruined here by people fucking. Okay. Ilia's tried with Natalie. That was fine. That was, like, weird. Yeah. Why did he get to do it? Yeah, okay, whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what happened?

[Alex Ernst]

He made out with her and then, like, oh, cuddles with it.

[David Dobrik]

Fine. If people. If you guys don't need to experiment by fucking each other, let's just get it out of the way. This weekend, super. Put on an event.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Put on an event.

[David Dobrik]

You sell tickets, watch best friends fuck for the first and final time. You will see Natalie and Alice go at it. Tag team in Jon Castro. And when they're done, Ilya Fedorovich gets one last chance at love. Will he make it through the bushy, bushy bush?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Ew.

[Jason Nash]

So guess what happened here was you made a lot of jokes and it backfired on you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I think I got to keep my mouth shut. Mm. Or something's gotta get shut. That's it. I'm ending this topic, actually, maybe ending this podcast. I'm going back to zero a week, I think, on the podcast after this. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. I think it's about time we end it here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Go take some showers. Reflect on what we've said.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go have some dreams.

[David Dobrik]

Go have some dreams with Natalie, Alex, whatever you gotta do, whatever messages you gotta send.

[Jason Nash]

Wish Jason a happy birthday wish.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Alex Ernst]

When?

[Jason Nash]

Friday.

[Alex Ernst]

Oh, oh, nevermind.

[David Dobrik]

We'll do that next podcast.

[Jason Nash]

It'll be over. Yeah, they should do it now. The buildup is happening.

[David Dobrik]

All right. Go wish Jason a happy birthday.

[Jason Nash]

Big party this weekend.

[David Dobrik]

This Friday, big party.

[Jason Nash]

You gonna be there Al. Saturday.

[Alex Ernst]

What's Saturday?

[Jason Nash]

Saturday we're having a party with a big bigger party.

[Alex Ernst]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Chad and I'm with us.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We'll be there, baby.

[Jason Nash]

It's a big deal, you know, it's great. You invite people, places, they get excited.

[David Dobrik]

Amazing. Welcome to Earth. And we'll see you guys next podcast episode on Tuesday. See you guys later. This has been views.