How to Sneak Into David's Party

Summary

---

Podcast Episode Summary: "How to Sneak Into David's Party"

Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode Title: How to Sneak Into David's Party
Date: November 5, 2025

---

Episode Overview

In this episode, David, Jason, and Natalie host an “emergency pod” as they pause from Halloween party prep to dissect Elon Musk’s latest promises about the long-awaited Tesla Roadster, share chaotic behind-the-scenes editing stories, and dive into tales from David's massive Halloween bash—including sneaky party crashers and unexpected celebrity encounters. The conversation then meanders from viral scandals in professional sports and the mafia vs. cartel (according to Hollywood), to Netflix account confessions, pizza shop celebrity shout-outs, and more of the hilarious banter that defines the VIEWS pod.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Hype

Timestamp: 01:13 – 05:42

• David recaps Elon Musk’s appearance on Joe Rogan, zeroing in on the Tesla Roadster—David paid for his own seven years ago and is still waiting.
• They listen to snippets where Elon dances around the release date, claiming the demo will be "unforgettable" and teasing “crazier than anything James Bond” (02:26).
• Natalie, Jason, and David speculate whether it will actually fly or hover, tossing around sci-fi style theories à la "Back to the Future."
  • Notable Quote (Elon Musk, 02:28): “Whether it’s good or bad, [the Roadster demo] will be unforgettable.”
  • David (04:24): “My head literally went, oh, you’re going to be able to teleport.”
  • Natalie (04:52): “Yeah, I think it’s gonna fly.”
  • Jason (05:18): “Almost like they had in the first Star Wars… like a hoverboard car.”

---

2. Editing Sessions: “The Noblest Art” – Behind the Scenes

Timestamp: 05:51 – 08:16

• Jason shares anecdotes about high-pressure, chaotic podcast editing with David and Natalie—Natalie’s habit of checking her phone is a running joke.
  • Notable Quote (Jason, 06:01): “It’s this fucking awesome, insane thing to watch.”
• David expresses that their passionate disagreements in edits are a sign of caring deeply about their work.
  • David (07:21): “I need to know what either you think, what he thinks, what Joe thinks, or what Ferris thinks… I can’t make an opinion on my own.”
• Natalie jokes about sacrificing her happiness for eight-hour editing marathons.
  • David, paraphrasing the neon sign: “The noblest art is that of making others happy—with the sacrifice of making Natalie not happy for eight hours.” (08:06)

---

3. Halloween Party Stories: Celebs, Security, and Sneak-Ins

Timestamp: 08:57 – 18:07

• They recount the recent Halloween party, which had 3,800 RSVPs, 600 checked-in guests, and an estimated 300–400 “sneak-ins.”
  • David (15:30): “This is just… I sent the invite out to less than a hundred people… 3,800 is ridiculous.”
  • Jason (16:22): “How do you sneak in?”
• According to David, bribing security ($1,000 cash!) is the modern method of entry.
• A “70-year-old celebrity” is their annual “sneak-in” marker; if he gets in, security failed—this year he didn’t make it.
• Shaun White stopped by, which was surreal for Julia’s brother (a snowboard photographer inspired by White).
  • David (10:15): “He got to, like, meet his hero. That was so random.”
• Ty Dolla $ign was chilling at the party—intimidating to see but unexpectedly friendly and approachable.
  • David (11:24): “So opposite of the way he looks. I was like, is this actually you?”

---

4. Natalie’s Friend, Mom Hijinks, and Family Banter

Timestamp: 12:04 – 14:40

• Jason bonds deeply with “Natalie’s friend that’s a boy” (possible romantic interest?), while David and Natalie joke he spent the whole night with Natalie’s mom, Jen.
• David and Jason poke fun at Jen as an energy “vampire,” sparking playful mock interviews and impressions.
  • David (13:20): “You realize all the energy comes from her sucking it out of everyone around her.”
  • Natalie (13:26, laughing): “Oh my god. My poor little mother.”

---

5. Philosophy, Future Tech, & AI: Living to 1000?

Timestamp: 18:07 – 20:55

• They riff on a thought experiment: what if humans lived to a thousand? What if presidents never died? How would society change?
  • Jason (18:12): “George Washington would be alive right now.”
• Jason brings up Bill Gates’ prediction of a two-day workweek thanks to AI; David is skeptical, wondering who actually benefits from massive automation.
  • David (20:49): “How does everyone get fed? Why are we getting into politics?”

---

6. Movie Talk: ‘Astronaut’ & Spoilers

Timestamp: 20:57 – 23:44

• David gives a playful but thorough spoiler-filled synopsis of the new film "Astronaut," involving aliens, telekinesis, and surprise parentage.
  • David (22:43): “The aliens, the entire time, have been trying to get to her because they’re literally her parents… And her daughter, who’s like 4, fully accepts that she’s an alien.”

---

7. NBA Gambling Scandal & Ethics of Insider Betting

Timestamp: 23:44 – 27:43

• A recent NBA gambling scandal is dissected; the group discusses why players would risk their careers for relatively small payoffs.
  • Jason (25:00): “Why would you—like, [Kevin Garnett’s] reputation, money, anything—on the line for 50 grand?”
• They theorize how “insider” scenarios could apply hilariously to their own vlogs (e.g., betting on whether David posts) and muse on how bookies investigate suspicious wins.
  • David (26:46): “There’s a website where you can place bets: Will David Dobrik post a vlog this year?”

---

8. Organized Crime: Mafia vs. Cartel Culture

Timestamp: 27:43 – 31:13

• They compare media portrayals of mafia and cartel—mafia has a “code, seems elegant,” while the cartel is “terrifying.”
  • David (28:41): “The mafia to me is very elegant… but when I see the cartel, it’s actually fucking terrifying.”
  • Jason (28:53): “That’s just the way it’s portrayed.”
• Everyone agrees on the iconic (if overrated?) status of movies like Goodfellas and The Departed—David confesses he gets the cast totally confused.
  • David (31:17): “I cannot tell who is who. It is like crazy. It is like, I feel racist towards white people when I’m watching that movie.”
  • Jason (31:34): “You don’t know who Leonardo DiCaprio is when you watch it?!”

---

9. Sports Fan Fails: Baseball, the Dodgers, and Shohei Ohtani

Timestamp: 33:03 – 36:26

• Jason describes watching a record-length World Series game, only to turn it off in the 17th inning—David is horrified.
  • Jason (34:04): “I watched that game for seven hours… then I just turned it off.”
• Discussion shifts (jokingly) to whether Jason would let the Dodgers “run a train on him” if it meant becoming Shohei Ohtani.
  • David (35:14): “Would you let the Dodgers, five of the players, run a train on you for you to become Shohei Ohtani?”
  • Jason (35:16): “100%. A train.”

---

10. David’s 17-Television “Problem” and Netflix Password Shenanigans

Timestamp: 36:21 – 37:49

• David hilariously details his genuine “first-world problem”: getting logged out of different TVs around the house because of Netflix’s device limits.
• Confessions emerge: everyone shares their account with family and friends.
  • David (36:51): “Who do you give your passwords to?”
  • Jason/Natalie: “Me and my entire family.”

---

11. Celebrity Shout-outs and Dobrik’s Pizza

Timestamp: 37:51 – 42:26

• Kylie Jenner posts a picture of a Dobrik’s Pizza billboard—crew speculates about the potential spike in business.
  • David (38:12): “Dude. Imagine our sales go through the roof. We sell the company tomorrow. Wow.”
• David discusses the prime LA location and how the pizza shop’s fame now precedes his own at social events.
  • David (41:14): “I could be in Italy or I could be in Cannes… they’ll know Dobrik’s Pizza before they know me.”
• A major A-list actor (unnamed, “like George Clooney”) told David he can’t wait to go in and use the coin-operated pizza party machine.
  • David (42:15): “He was like, congrats on your new pizza spot… I want to put the coin in the little thing and have the pizza party. And I was like, what? You know about the pizza party?”

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• David on Elon Musk’s Hype (02:26): “Are you still doing the Roadster?”
  Elon Musk: “Yes, eventually. … This product demo will be unforgettable.”
• Jason on David’s Edit Sessions (06:01): “It’s this fucking awesome, insane thing to watch…”
• David on Party Sneak-ins (16:53): “[Security] gets bribed for a thousand dollars. And then you’re in.”
• Jason on Mafia vs Cartel (28:40): “Mafia’s got such a softer name.”
• David on The Departed (31:17): “It is like crazy. It is like, I feel racist towards white people when I’m watching that movie.”
• David on Kylie Jenner Billboard (38:07): “Hell yeah. Dude. Imagine our sales go through the roof. We sell the company tomorrow.”

---

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Elon Musk / Tesla Roadster: 01:13–05:42
• Editing Sessions & “The Noblest Art”: 05:51–08:16
• Halloween Party Recap / Sneaking In: 08:57–18:07
• Natalie’s Friend & Mom Banter: 12:04–14:40
• Longevity, AI, and Bill Gates’ 2-Day Work Week: 18:07–20:55
• Movie Talk: ‘Astronaut’ Spoiler: 20:57–23:44
• NBA Gambling Scandal: 23:44–27:43
• Mafia vs Cartel Discussion / Mob Movies: 27:43–31:13
• Sports, Baseball Marathon & Dodgers: 33:03–36:26
• TV/Streaming & Netflix Passwords: 36:21–37:49
• Dobrik’s Pizza, Kylie Jenner, Celebrity Clients: 37:51–42:26

---

Closing

True to the VIEWS brand, the episode delivers an energetic, chaotic ride through the intersection of internet celebrity, pop culture, and real-life absurdity. Listeners get behind-the-scenes access, hilarious takes on current events, and that classic Dobrik-crew banter—moving seamlessly from party gossip to questions about the future of work, all with irreverent flair.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

The holidays mean more travel, more shopping, more time online, and more personal info in more places that could expose you more to identity theft. But LifeLock monitors millions of data points per second. If your identity is stolen, our US based restoration specialists will fix it, guaranteed your money back. Don't face drained accounts, fraudulent loans or financial losses alone. Get more holiday fun and less holiday worry with LifeLock. Save up to 40% your first year this visit LifeLock.com podcast terms apply. This episode is brought to you by Disney. This Thanksgiving, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde are back on the big screen. So grab your family and friends as Disney invites you to return to Zootopia for the Fur nominal movie event of the holiday season. See all your favorite Zootopia characters, plus new favorites in the most pawsome movie of the year. Don't miss Disney Zootopia 2 when it hits theaters everywhere November 26th. Get your tickets now. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We have an emergency podcast here. I've gathered everybody together.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Elon Musk has just made an announcement. As you know, a big reoccurring segment on this is that I bought a car seven years ago and I've yet to receive it. It's the Tesla Roadster. Paid full price for it. Don't really get updates from Tesla about it. Elon just went on Joe Rogan's podcast. We're having an emergency podcast here.

[Jason Nash]

Everyone's been called here for Natalie. We're getting ready for Halloween.

[David Dobrik]

This happened four hours ago.

[Jason Nash]

We're trying to get into makeup. I have three hours of makeup. Natalie I'm sure has a couple hours.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so this is important. This could be a little bit of cheating because I'm going to put Joe Rogan on the mic.

[Jason Nash]

Joe Rogan not cheating on here.

[David Dobrik]

It is cheating. It's cheating because I'm going to play his episode and just listen to it for three minutes.

[Natalie]

Three minutes.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, because Joe Rogan wants answers. Joe Rogan's like, tell me about this roadster. No, Joe Rogan wants answers and Elon's not giving it to him. But listen to how Elon dances around these things about this car. This is why I'm telling you it's gonna be a spectacular car. Are you still doing the Roadster?

[Elon Musk]

Yes, eventually. We're getting close to demonstrating the prototype. One thing I can guarantee is that this product demo will be unforgettable.

[Natalie]

Oh, chills.

[Elon Musk]

Unforgettable?

[David Dobrik]

How so?

[Elon Musk]

Whether it's good or bad, it will be unforgettable.

[David Dobrik]

Can you Say more. What do you mean?

[Elon Musk]

Well, you know, my friend Peter Thiel once reflected that the future was supposed to have flying cars, but we don't have flying cars.

[David Dobrik]

So you're going to be able to fly?

[Elon Musk]

Well, I mean, I think if Peter wants a flying car, we should be.

[David Dobrik]

Able to buy one. So are you actively considering making an electric flying car? Is this, like a real thing?

[Elon Musk]

Well, we have to see in the.

[David Dobrik]

In the demo. So when you do this, like, are you going to have a retractable wing? Like, what is the idea behind this?

[Elon Musk]

I can't do the unveil before the unveil. Um, but I. I think it has a shot at being the most memorable product unveil ever. It has a shot.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy. And when do you plan on doing this?

[Elon Musk]

Hopefully before the end of the year. Really?

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy. I mean, for a guy like Elon who works on rockets, I know he's been hyping this car up for, like, seven years. Yeah, but, like. And then he goes, sorry. Then he goes, listen to this. The end of this year, like, this.

[Elon Musk]

Is some crazy, crazy technology we've got in this car. Craz has crazy technology. Is it even a car? It looks like a car. Let's just put this way, it's crazier than anything James Bond. If you took all the James Bond cars and combined them, it's crazier than that rocket launcher.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, isn't that crazy? To oversell your product this much before it's launched is crazy, right? Yeah. It must mean it's even that much crazier. You know where my head went? My head literally went, oh, you're going to be able to teleport. My head literally went to. Oh, you're going to get in this car and you'll be in Shanghai.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

In two minutes.

[Jason Nash]

Or you go to the 1860s.

[David Dobrik]

But he's really good at upselling, though. Like. Like, I don't think there's, like.

[Natalie]

I think he's perfectly saying everything that he doesn't need to say but has to. Like, he's saying enough to, like, egg on the person like you that's been waiting for eight years.

[David Dobrik]

You've just been edging for eight years. No, 100.

[Jason Nash]

Doesn't even have anything to do with the car.

[David Dobrik]

But do you understand, like, now it's. All suspicions are confirmed. It will fly. That's not true.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I think it's gonna fly.

[Jason Nash]

Well, he said, Peter Thiel wants a flying car.

[Natalie]

I don't think you're going to Be able to just go down the street here and fly that around.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think I can take off from the driveway and like land at Erewhon. Like, I think. Right. But I think there will be. I think it will. I'm telling you, like I've said before, I think it's going to hover off the ground. I think. I think it'll be like. It'll be able to get like 10 inches a foot. Yeah. Three inches off the ground where it's not touching the ground. And it's a smooth ride and I.

[Jason Nash]

Don'T know, like, almost like what they had in the first Star Wars.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, imagine a hoverboard car.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like a hoverboard from Back to the Future. Like just hovering. Crazy. Yeah. Be insane. Smooth ride, no potholes. Life is good. Go on. Water the boat. Magic Santa Monica. Game over. All right, that's it. That's all for the emergency pod.

[Natalie]

Thank you for calling us.

[David Dobrik]

Should this be a 9 minute episode where half of it is just Joe.

[Elon Musk]

Rogan's Joe Rogan collab?

[David Dobrik]

That's funny here.

[Jason Nash]

I had a really funny. One thing that's really funny around here is when you edit, right? And you go into like seven, eight hours of edit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then what happens is Natalie has to sit next to you.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Right. And so then what happens is Natalie also has a job to like, she's doing things too. Right. So it's this fucking awesome, insane thing to watch. Cause like, anytime you come in, you just be like, fucking, not fucking. Not fucking. Get off your fucking phone. Get off your fucking phone, dad. Like that. And you're like, well, she's working. And then the funniest was the other night I was here and it was late, it was like 11:30. And you were stressing about the edit. And you go, nat, Nat, I'm gonna break that fucking phone. I'm gonna break it. And then right above you, as I looked up on the bed, there's a neon sign. And it says, the noblest art is that of making others happy. And I was looking at your demonic face, yelling at her, and right behind you was this neon sign. And I was like, if I could only make a fucking movie.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's really. No, I always think the. I always think our edits should be recorded.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, please.

[David Dobrik]

Our edit sessions are like the closest things. I don't know, it feels. It feels like really, like when people are working together.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

You know, like when people are like really passionate about something and like they're all working together. Like when me and Ferris are in a room or something and like we disagree with each other and we'll start yelling at each other like, that's my favorite. Because it's like, damn, we really want this to do well.

[Jason Nash]

You really care.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I think the edit is the best part because. Yeah. When Natalie, When Natalie fucking touches that now he's like a tick to touch her phone. And like when I'm editing, I, I like, I want her to see everything because I always need second opinions, right? I can't make an opinion on my, on my own for some reason when I edit. Like, I need to know what, What. Either you think that he thinks what Joe thinks or what Ferris thinks and. Yeah, so, yeah, I really do lose my. It really is. It's like, it's like unearthed, unworldly. But I, I really, I think I'm gonna film it one day for my second channel.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like a full. But it won't be like. It won't be like, funny. It won't even be scary. It'll just be like, oh, okay. That's how it works.

[Jason Nash]

Just a raw 15 minute clip would be fun. What'd you say?

[Natalie]

The things that you guys don't see.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, the noblest art is that making happy with the sacrifice of making Natalie not happy for eight hours. That's what comes up. That's what comes at that expense.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I saw a TikTok the other day that said that Ozempic is taking down Vegas. Oh, the lack of people. People not drinking as much. People are not going to buffets.

[David Dobrik]

Why do you shake so much?

[Jason Nash]

My father, he.

[David Dobrik]

It's like you're.

[Jason Nash]

He terrorized me.

[David Dobrik]

It's like you're a punter. Like you're about, like you're practicing a kick.

[Natalie]

He's swinging around for six weeks.

[David Dobrik]

It's like. It is like he's coked out sometimes. Yeah, yeah, Jay, I know maybe it's not like a big deal to you because you're doing it, but you're going like this to everybody's eye. I mean, you can't see it because it's a pod. But guys, he's kicking his foot up and down. He can't notice it because thank God.

[Jason Nash]

We don't have a video pod. Well, correct out, you guys.

[Natalie]

Halloween weekend was such a blast.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, I had a great weekend. Thank you for the party. Yeah, it was so fun. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Natalie]

It was so fun. Everyone was having like such a great time.

[Jason Nash]

Everyone had a Blast.

[Natalie]

And there were so many people here. But it didn't feel like too.

[Jason Nash]

No, crazy.

[Natalie]

Like, I felt like. I felt like it went well.

[David Dobrik]

What was really interesting about the party? Not interesting, but it was just like a really funny coincidence. So Julia lives with me. Who's John's girlfriend? Girlfriend?

[Natalie]

Brother.

[Jason Nash]

John's brother.

[David Dobrik]

John's John's brother and girlfriend? No, Julia's dating John. They live together. And Shaun White came to the party. I met him in Vegas once.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

And I think he was in town. So they come to the party, whatever. He stopped by and he's. He's. We'll have like, some people upstairs, like, who are like our closer friends, just like to drink and stuff. There's another bar upstairs. And John saw Shaun White downstairs. Like, John Castro? My John? And he goes, hey, Sean, you wanna come upstairs?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

So. So Sean's like, okay. So Sean followed John and they kind of hit it off and they exchanged numbers. And why I bring up Julia is because this is this huge coincidence. Julia's brother is his occupation. He, like. He's a snowboard photographer.

[Jason Nash]

No kidding.

[David Dobrik]

And one of the reasons. I mean, I would probably say the reason, as he said, he got into photography for snowboarding. Is Shaun White.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, out of all people, like, he probably thought that was so random. Shout out to a very random person. Cause I don't think he lives in la.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then also. Yeah, I think it was a very, very.

[Jason Nash]

He was just mind blown.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. He was like, what the fuck? What are the chances? And Julia lives here. It's just like, it was like a really big coincidence that he got to, like, meet his hero.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That's so cool. And Julia's brother's great. I got to meet him.

[David Dobrik]

He was so nice. So he hit it off with Sean. But yeah, Jon Castro is also having a really good time. That party. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I've heard Natalie rave about Shaun White in the past. What a great guy he is.

[Natalie]

Yeah, he was very nice.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't get to talk to him.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I really wanted a picture with the performer Ty Dolla. Ty Dolla. And which everyone was like, just go ask him. He's so nice. And I was like, nah.

[David Dobrik]

But every was really nice.

[Jason Nash]

Every time I was gonna go talk to him, someone was taking his ear. So I felt bad. And there was one point he was just on your bed chilling. And I was like, okay, this guy's having a good time. He was on his bed, like, on his phone, like, okay, I'm gonna take this in I loved it.

[David Dobrik]

I did find that bizarre about Ty Do. Like, he's got a really, like, intimidating look.

[Natalie]

Intimidating look. But, like, his demeanor once you speak to him is, like, so calm.

[David Dobrik]

So opposite.

[Jason Nash]

So opposite of the way he looks.

[David Dobrik]

So opposite of. It's so crazy. I've. It was, like, really throwing me for a loop when I was talking to him. I was like, is this actually you?

[Jason Nash]

Because he's like, really get the real Ty doll.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, because he's like, yeah. Because, I mean, he looks just like a. You know, some rappers don't want to be bothered.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

But like, he was like. And he was talking to everybody.

[Natalie]

Talking to everybody, taking shots, everybody.

[David Dobrik]

And he was just kind of, like, listening to everybody. He was just talking. He was like, listening. Like, you could go up to Ty and be like, yeah, dude, like my. My mother, like, and he'd be like, oh, really?

[Jason Nash]

For real?

[David Dobrik]

So, yeah, he was, like, really invested in everybody. So I was very, very impressed and it was very sweet.

[Jason Nash]

I talked to Natalie's friend. That's a boy. For a long time. We got real deep.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's friend that's a boy?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, so, okay. So one of the guys that we've been mentioning on the podcast that Natalie likes talking to was there. That's who you.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So, like, potential boyfriend.

[Jason Nash]

He doesn't listen to the pod, but love him.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he doesn't. I don't think he knows this pod exists.

[Natalie]

No, definitely does. Not on this pod.

[David Dobrik]

We shouldn't. We shouldn't tell him because I didn't tell him. We're going to keep talking about him.

[Natalie]

But. Did you fish? Did you, like. Did you see just the waters?

[Jason Nash]

I went down to the bottom of the ocean.

[David Dobrik]

What did you ask? Wait, did you ask if he listens to the pod?

[Jason Nash]

No, we just got, like, deep about him and his life and.

[David Dobrik]

Well, you know what was unfortunate for him? He was hanging out with Natalie's mom the entire night.

[Jason Nash]

I know.

[David Dobrik]

The entire night.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I was having a great conversation. And then he's like, I gotta go. I gotta go see Jen. And I was like, oh, I'm out of here.

[David Dobrik]

But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Jen is. Jen's like, for the first couple times you. You meet her. Yeah, she's incredible.

[Jason Nash]

Jen's great.

[David Dobrik]

One of the best people to speak to. Like, so easy to speak to.

[Natalie]

She really locks in with you.

[David Dobrik]

She locks in with you. She's interested in what she has to say, and she's never done talking. Like, she can always Keep talking about things. But then as time goes on, you get to know her. You realize all the energy comes from her sucking it out of everyone around her.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

And you realize. You realize it's so terrible. Jen is a blood sucking vampire.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God. My poor little mother. She's just trying to have fun and enjoy herself. This is her first party that she's going to.

[Jason Nash]

I'm Jen. That was Jen. What size? Jen here. Jen here. You on the line? Yes. Oh, gosh. You sound very demonic today.

[David Dobrik]

I'm a little sick.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, you entered the wedding.

[David Dobrik]

I'm over and speak to you so I can use your energy to harvest.

[Jason Nash]

Are you able to get the I.

[David Dobrik]

Need to power my rv?

[Jason Nash]

Are you able to get Natalie's car started? You know, I know it's on block.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's started by sucking the energy out of you.

[Jason Nash]

And I understand there's like tons of the transformer. I understand there's tons of boxes in the back that need to be cleared out too. At Natalie's house.

[David Dobrik]

Those are fetuses.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God. Is it true that Natalie can get nothing done when you're not in town and when you come, it's just a huge mess that you have to take care of?

[David Dobrik]

I'm responsible for everything in Natalie's life. As a matter of fact, where is she? A little Batman, but yeah, that is. That's.

[Natalie]

That's funny.

[Jason Nash]

How's the RV doing?

[David Dobrik]

Which one? Jen's?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Jen's.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I need a bigger one.

[Jason Nash]

Bigger. Oh, gosh. And I heard you didn't love the car that Nat got you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, well, anyway, so, yeah, so Jen was here, which was. Which was tough.

[Natalie]

It was really sweet. He was like, taking care of my mom, talking to her the whole time, bringing her around, making sure that she was good.

[Jason Nash]

When I was.

[David Dobrik]

The party was nice.

[Jason Nash]

The party was great. When I was single, I had a lot of good times with Jen.

[David Dobrik]

A lot of good times when you were single?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like, I was like, making vlogs and she would, like, come out with me for the day and stuff.

[David Dobrik]

And she was really cool. She always likes a buddy. She has, like, a new best friend that's from. That they met. It's the most gen thing ever. She came over her new best friend's from. They met at Lowe's in Burbank. At Lowe's.

[Jason Nash]

I'd love to see how that went.

[David Dobrik]

Like, is that not the most. She was definitely in an aisle and just started chatting it up about paint or about two by Fours. And then they just like, you should come over and help me with this project. Like it's like 100% and they are kind of the same person. But yeah. So that was fun. Like about. Okay, so this was, this was the problem with the party.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

This is our biggest party. That. The amount of RSVPs. I don't think I want to do Halloween parties anymore because it's just too much.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And it's just like I said this. Yeah. Yeah, it's too much. We had a total of 3,800 RSVPs, so. And that's that. And think about that in like. I know we're like influencers or whatever. So like we throw around big numbers. This is 3,800 people, a house party. This is just like. And I sent the invite out to like a hundred, less than a hundred people. Probably like close friends. Sure. I'm not just like blasting it out to like. Sure. I'm not obviously not putting it on my fucking story. But like, I'm just like, it's, it's not going anywhere. Right. So 3800 is ridiculous. We let about 600 in, 600 RSVPs in. And then God knows, I think probably another three, 400 snuck in.

[Jason Nash]

How do you sneak in?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I, I do. I genuinely, I don't know.

[Natalie]

I don't, I don't really know how people sneak in. Especially this time around. Like we had, we had a whole system in place with like we have.

[David Dobrik]

Like 30 security guards.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Nearly impossible to sneak. I mean. Yeah, okay.

[David Dobrik]

It's not sneaking in. You don't like go around the side of the house. There's people like stationed all around the house. Yeah, that's actually probably the worst way. The best bet is you go to the front door and this is what happens is a security gets bribed for. A security guard gets bribed for like a thousand dollars. And like then you're in. Like that's what's happening.

[Natalie]

I must.

[Jason Nash]

We assume.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, no, we don't assume. Like that's like, I've gotten texts where it's like, yo, not, not for me. But someone has sent out saying that it's a thousand hours to get in through security. Which is like, yeah, it's pretty fucked. But like that's cash. There's like, there's this one guy that comes. He's like a 55 year old man.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I can clock him.

[Natalie]

I think he's like 70.

[David Dobrik]

He's a celebrity.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And so I can easily clock him. He's there's nothing wrong with him at all.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But it's just, like. Just a different vibe. And he, like, sticks out like a sore thumb. Cause he's. He. Because he. It's just a different vibe. So, like, careful.

[Natalie]

Most light way possible.

[Jason Nash]

I'm around that age.

[David Dobrik]

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Natalie]

No, no, he's much older. He's like 70, which is why he sticks out.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. And he's not like a friend.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

He's just like a random celeb. But, like, he's always here. And that is my, Like. Like, that's like my constant. What do you call it? Like, that's how. That's how I check to see if the security is doing good if he doesn't get it. And for the last three years, every time he is there, comes and says hello to me.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

What's up?

[Natalie]

Is he there this weekend?

[David Dobrik]

This weekend he was not there.

[Natalie]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

This weekend, I guess either was sick or we succeeded somehow.

[Jason Nash]

You know how the other day we were saying that you're going to be able to live to a thousand.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. So, like, imagine if they had, like, you know, 200 years ago, George Washington would be alive right now.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that is kind of crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Like, Abe Lincoln. Well, he got shot, but.

[David Dobrik]

Like, what.

[Jason Nash]

Would they be doing?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I mean, it'd be dangerous, right?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Like.

[Jason Nash]

And obviously, like, if George Washington is, like, on the stream and then people are, like, fucking canceling him for keeping slaves. You know what I mean? Like. Like, it'd be wild.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I mean, the whole thing would just be like. I feel like it wouldn't work because then you'd have fucking. You definitely wouldn't have, like, presidents anymore. You'd have, like, a dictatorship. Or somebody would figure it out by then where they want to rule for the rest of their life.

[Natalie]

Mm. For sure.

[David Dobrik]

And I think. I think people just operate better with the fact that we have a hundred years on this planet.

[Natalie]

Mm.

[David Dobrik]

People started to know that at 2000. Shit. Shit would get kind of scary. For sure, because I think people be more cutthroat and they'd be, like, trying to get something to be less urgency. No, I don't know. I think they'd. I think there'd be more of a hustle and bustle to, like, acquire wealth. No, you think?

[Jason Nash]

I think people would take their time.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I think people would have more time.

[David Dobrik]

Really? And I. And I think the fact that we don't have time.

[Jason Nash]

You're only 284 years old.

[David Dobrik]

@ the top would get even more greedier. And I think that would hurt for sure.

[Natalie]

Yeah, there'd be like a way bigger.

[Jason Nash]

Separation of, separation of the wealth.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, yeah, the top would be scary. It'd be like, how do I stay rich for eternity?

[Jason Nash]

But imagine, imagine like. And the other thing that Bill Gates was saying is that he'll have. There'll be a two day workweek. 100%.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Just wild Bill Gates was saying. He did a whole big interview on AI and he said there's going to be a two day workweek.

[David Dobrik]

I'm really not understanding when people say that, I guess. What is that? Why, why, why, why is that? How is AI going to help all of us work less? What does that mean?

[Jason Nash]

So let's say you have a company, right? And right now there's like 160 employees at this company. The company's gonna have two employees. And Larry and Ted, it's three employees. It's, it's David and Natalie and Alex. And David's the boss. Natalie's coming in on Tuesday and Thursday to make sure the prompts are right. And Alex is coming in on Monday and Wednesday.

[David Dobrik]

Incredible. That's really cool. For David, Natalie and Alex.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but what about everybody else?

[David Dobrik]

That's what I'm saying. So two day work weeks for what, like another top 1% of people? Like, what does that even mean? Like, I don't even know. Like we can't all have two day work weeks, right? Like, how do you make money? How do you succeed? How do you like get bigger? How do you get more money? How do you get bigger houses? How do you find success? How do people innovate? I'm. I don't know, I'm like confused by that.

[Jason Nash]

No, yeah, that's a good point. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

How does everyone get fed? How does, why are we getting into politics? What am I doing?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I watched the movie Astronaut today.

[Jason Nash]

What's it about?

[David Dobrik]

Did I tell you what it's about?

[Natalie]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Can I spoil it? Please? Can I just spoil this movie?

[Jason Nash]

What year Was it made?

[David Dobrik]

20, 25.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, no, probably not. Spoiler alert. You can spoil it for me.

[David Dobrik]

Spoiler alert. Okay, I'm going to spoil it.

[Jason Nash]

I love when people spoil movies. For me.

[David Dobrik]

It's this woman who goes, I love it. It's pretty fucking crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I don't have to watch it.

[David Dobrik]

It was a bit. Can I just say, this movie is pretty fucking ambitious for what it was trying to do. It's this woman who is an astronaut. It starts with her coming back to Earth, okay? And the little pod opens up in the ocean. Crazy hair mask is destroyed. So, like, something went in. Her mask blew all over her face. Like she interacted with some sort of space anomaly. So they put her in, like, a chamber. They're testing her, make sure she's okay. She's fine. And then they put her in a safe house to track her vitals for another month just to make sure she's okay. And then for the next hour and a half, she's experiencing things like she. She starts to become telekinetic. She can move things with her mind. And you're thinking like, okay, is this. She's either. She's either hit her head really hard in space and she's imagining all of this. This is all a dream, or there's some real shit going on. And then every night there's, like, a new space monster that comes and interacts with her. And you're like, what's going on? Are these actually aliens, or are they in her head? And then she has a daughter and she has a husband. And then, long story short, at the end of the movie, this alien is chasing around the house. She escapes through the back of the house. She's in the woods. The alien comes up to her. And now she's face to face with the alien. And now her husband is also seeing the alien. So now, as a viewer, you finally decided, okay, these aliens are real. And the alien goes, we are your parents. And you're like, what?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[David Dobrik]

So. And so the aliens, the entire time, have been trying to get to her because they're. They're literally her parents. And they invaded the earth like, 60 years ago. And to. To. To hide her, like, the. The FBI came and shot at all the aliens or whatever, and they were all running back to the ship, but she, as a baby, like, as a cloning device, changed herself into a human. And she was raised as one of the humans and became an ass for 40 years and became an astronaut. And then. And, yeah, and the head of the FBI was raising her as an alien human so one day he could catch the alien when they came back to get her.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

So she also discovered she was an alien this entire time. And her daughter, who's, like 4 years old, fully accepts that she's an alien and she has to go back to her alien life. And her daughter's like, bye, Mommy. I'll see you soon. And the mom's no longer a mom. She's a full on alien creature on four legs.

[Natalie]

Oh my God.

[Jason Nash]

Who stars in this?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, but this is what I did.

[Jason Nash]

Did you hear about the NBA gambling scandal?

[David Dobrik]

Yes. I fucking saw this on the news.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

It's like Molly's game. There's like 80 guys being arrest.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Poker tables. There's poker tables.

[David Dobrik]

Where you seen this?

[Jason Nash]

See through cards.

[David Dobrik]

FBI. FBI conducted a raid on like everybody in the United States at once. Like 30 different. Everybody. 30 different sanctions of the. Are we talking about the same thing? Yeah, I mean 30 different sanctions of the agency, like all different parts. Arrested everybody at once so no one had time to flee. Okay, right with Alex, you're the sports.

[Natalie]

Guy within the NBA.

[David Dobrik]

Al, is it all NBA? I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you guys kind of covered everything.

[David Dobrik]

I knew just by that my big thing was the X ray table thing. Okay, this is what happened. Ready? So basically the latest NBA FBI situation is about a federal investigation into legal gambling. Shaun, say Billups, who's the head coach of the Portland Trailblazers, and Terry Rozier from the Miami Heat just got arrested. This is big. The FBI says they were caught up in some rigged poker games and insider betting schemes. The NBA's put them on leave for now. And that's the gist. That was me asking AI.

[Natalie]

So it wasn't pretending. It didn't have anything to do with the NBA itself. It was just people.

[David Dobrik]

No, no. They were rigging the games.

[Natalie]

They're rigging the games?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. There's all these tick tocks that like watch. They take. They take rosier out at this moment when they're down by like 12 points. Why is he taking out his best player? To like, you know, it's. It's. I guess the.

[David Dobrik]

Can I just say. Sorry to cut you off, but how are you not illegal gambling when you're in the NBA?

[Jason Nash]

I disagree. This is what this. I'm glad you said that because why would you like in other words, like Kevin Garnett's name was brought into it. Whether Kevin Garnett is guilty or not doesn't matter. But let's say he had something to do with it. Why the fuck would Kevin Garnett put.

[David Dobrik]

His reputation on the line?

[Jason Nash]

Reputation, money, Anything on the line for 50 grand.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You get suspended for like a year.

[Jason Nash]

And that could be 10 or 20 million dollars. Like I don't get it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I guess I never looked at it. But I also mean like. I mean like a little low key things like if you're a tennis player, like you can bet on like, will X player double fault once in this game? Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yourself.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And if you. And if you just bet on yourself to double fall, like, why don't you just make a quick couple. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 grand.

[Jason Nash]

No, when you're like, maybe a tennis player that doesn't make that much money.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if you're a pro. No. Like, let's say you're Djokovic.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And it's like, well, Djokovic double fault the first game in the first set, and you say, yes. And then Djokovic double faults for himself.

[Jason Nash]

That's like.

[David Dobrik]

That's like.

[Jason Nash]

That's like me saying to you, david, why don't we fake this prank in the YouTube video? We won't tell anybody. You'd be like, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

That's like saying, why don't we make this prank? Or why don't we really reel this prank? And also bet that the prank's gonna happen, in my opinion. I don't know. Okay, I see it this way. Well, this is why you can't do it. Somebody told me. This is really interesting. Ferris, our filmographer, actually told me this, that you could have bet if I'm gonna bring the vlogs back this year, there's like a website where you can place bets.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

And one of them is, will David Dobrik post a vlog this year? And, like, the odds were pretty good of me not posting a vlog, and I never knew about this.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like. I was like, ferris, you could have made like, fucking millions of dollars but fucking all your life money. You're here with me as I'm editing the video. Nobody knows I'm posting it.

[Jason Nash]

I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I know. Now you're pissed. You insiders.

[Jason Nash]

But I know, Jason, I should have said something.

[David Dobrik]

But what they do. What they do. He knew about it before.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So he also thought about betting. Yeah, but what they do is when you win that bet they like, especially if it's a crazy number, they'll make sure you don't have any association with anybody who knows of that person. So they'll do research. If it's like an anomaly of a bet, like if Ferris won $8.9 million and they'll just take the money back to the vlog, they're gonna figure that out. You know what I mean? They'll take the money back. Or that's like actually illegal insider trading.

[Natalie]

I'm sure they don't administer it until there's, like, A check.

[David Dobrik]

I can't imagine that they, like, arrest you, but yeah, I'm sure, like, the money doesn't come to you till it's, like, fully verified. Especially when it's something big like that.

[Jason Nash]

Here's what I think happens. I think that some, like, they, like, cheat on their wives or whatever, and then the mob, like, comes in and they're like. They kind of like, sink their teeth in them and then they're kind of forced. Yeah, that's what I think. Because why else would you do it?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, like. Well, that's what. That's what they're saying about this new basketball thing. The NBA scandal is. It's Mafia tide, Right. So like the ma. Yeah. So you're saying somebody came in and was like, you have to throw this game, I think. I don't know. Or they're like, in debt to somebody, man. That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

It's also interesting, like, yo, is the.

[David Dobrik]

Mafia like, the cartel or no?

[Jason Nash]

Well, how do you mean?

[David Dobrik]

Well, cuz, like, the cartel, like, is very scary to me. The mafias. And I think this is just like a. How we portray things, like entertainment. Yeah. But I think the mafia to me is very elegant.

[Jason Nash]

Like, they have a code.

[David Dobrik]

They have a code.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But when I see the cartel, it's more like haphazard. It's actually fucking terrifying. But do they all kind of operate in the same way? I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I. I think. I think that's just the way it's portrayed.

[David Dobrik]

But I think. I think. I think so too. I think they're both equally scary, right?

[Jason Nash]

I think so.

[David Dobrik]

And mafia's got such a softer name.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's because of Kaisen at Mafia Thon. I'm like, oh, you're going on a stream, I think. No, we're rigging the NBA.

[Jason Nash]

You're talking about two different governments too, that, like, that work with these organized crime organizations. Like in Mexico, the cartel has a much bigger hole.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Because, like, I've been in New York and like, there they've been. There's. They'll be a person there. It's like, yeah, his. His dad is linked to the mafia.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like, I won't be like, I have to leave this place.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know what I mean? Like, I don't feel like that.

[Jason Nash]

Right, right.

[David Dobrik]

But I guess, I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay not to be perfect with finances.

[David Dobrik]

Experian is your big financial friend and here to help. Did you know you can get matched with credit cards on the app? Some cards are labeled no Ding decline, which means if you're not approved, they.

[Jason Nash]

Won'T hurt your credit scores.

[David Dobrik]

Download the Experian app for free today. Applying for no Ding declined cards won't.

[Jason Nash]

Hurt your credit scores.

[David Dobrik]

If you aren't initially approved, initial approval will result in a hard inquiry, which may impact your credit scores. You have any mafia stories, Jay? I feel like you've been around a while. I don't know anything about mafia. I haven't seen the Godfather. I don't know why.

[Jason Nash]

Did you watch it?

[David Dobrik]

I don't really know how. I can't. I can't get myself to watch it for some reason. It's like my kryptonite when it comes to.

[Jason Nash]

Can you watch Goodfellas?

[David Dobrik]

Also my kryptonite.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

All those movies I've tried, I just can't. I can't get back.

[Jason Nash]

I think they're kind of overrated.

[David Dobrik]

I was really excited to watch them. And then.

[Jason Nash]

I fucking hate this house.

[David Dobrik]

The people in it. The people in it.

[Jason Nash]

Huh?

[David Dobrik]

The people in the house.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, the people. Sorry. The house is great. It sucks. How can you say that? It's overrated. It's like the best.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not saying it's overrated.

[Jason Nash]

Especially if you like, like a code and stuff like that. Like, it is all about that.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie]

I love the mafia stuff.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I love the cartel stuff.

[Natalie]

I mean, I like the cartel stuff too.

[David Dobrik]

Like that I could get behind narcos. Yeah, I could do that for some reason. I don't know why, but, like, I think it's like the old timey movies I just can't do, but I think I should probably.

[Jason Nash]

Goodfellas isn't an old timey movie. I've seen Good Fellas, 1991. You didn't like it with all the music in it?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, dude.

[Jason Nash]

With the way he, like, consists of how I feel.

[David Dobrik]

All those movies I put under one bracket and it's the Departed.

[Jason Nash]

You don't like the Departed?

[David Dobrik]

I know. I'm just pissing you off, and I'm probably pissing a lot of people off.

[Jason Nash]

You don't like the Departed?

[David Dobrik]

I just can't. I can't do it.

[Jason Nash]

The Departed. So good.

[David Dobrik]

I can't do it.

[Jason Nash]

Leo's so good in it. And even the little, like, Alec Baldwin's greatness.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, I can't.

[Jason Nash]

Wahlberg's great in it.

[David Dobrik]

I know actors pretty damn well. Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Leo. I cannot tell who is who. It is like crazy. It is like, I feel racist towards white people. When I'm watching that movie, I'm watching the Departed. I'm like, I know all of these actors. I don't know what characters, what character.

[Jason Nash]

You don't know who Leonardo DiCaprio is when you watch it?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what it is. Do you suffer this when you watch the Departed? It is. I've tried watching it three or four times. I can't tell them apart.

[Jason Nash]

It's so simple. Leonardo DiCaprio.

[David Dobrik]

I get it now. I get it now. I don't know why. I'm so sorry. I hate to see you.

[Jason Nash]

He's working. He. He goes undercover in the mob. He works for the police. That's it. And Jack Nicholson's the mob and Matt Damon is the police working for the mob. I guess. Oh, actually, now I see.

[David Dobrik]

That is so confused.

[Jason Nash]

Now I see why you are confused. Yeah, well, that's what's so great about it.

[David Dobrik]

You have no idea what's going on?

[Jason Nash]

No. Who's Matt Damon in the Departed?

[David Dobrik]

Michael Jackson. Matt Damon is in the mob working for the cops.

[Jason Nash]

No, he's a cop who's been compromised by the mob. Who works for the mob. He's a cop. He's a cop who's informing the mob.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, fuck this.

[Jason Nash]

You can get it.

[David Dobrik]

Leo DiCaprio likes drugs, makes money. So easy to follow. No Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in sight. Nobody to confuse me. So you don't like when there's a lot of big actors in one? I don't like when it's the Mark Wahlberg's and the Matt Damon's.

[Natalie]

They have a very similar look.

[Jason Nash]

Similar look.

[Natalie]

Like Matt Damon.

[David Dobrik]

Matt Damon is like my top three favorite actors.

[Jason Nash]

Love that.

[David Dobrik]

Of all time. One of the best.

[Jason Nash]

And he's so good in it.

[David Dobrik]

And he's still confused.

[Jason Nash]

And he plays such a prick in the Departed.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, listen, I don't know, man.

[Jason Nash]

I watched the. I watched the ball game last night and I never watched sports.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. You were updating us till forever. I was shocked that this game was still going.

[Jason Nash]

Watched sports, but I, I.

[David Dobrik]

The longest game in the World series history.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. 18 innings. Right.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

It was amazing.

[David Dobrik]

It what? Seven hour game?

[Natalie]

Yeah, seven hours.

[Jason Nash]

I couldn't believe it. I was like standing again. I was going like, oh, my God. I was doing that. What guys do. I couldn't believe it. It's two games and then I'll tell you what happened.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I saw the coach in the locker room. There was a debrief with the players and he was like, we have a game today. He was saying that for a speech. Because it was already the next day.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So like during his. Yeah. In the locker room speech, they had to go to bed real quick.

[Jason Nash]

And you know what? I did too. Which was like, really weird. Which makes me think I have like a. Like a problem with my brain. Like a chasm in my brain.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I was like. I watched that game for seven hours. I was like so into it. And then it got really late and it was in the 17th inning and Naveen was sitting there. He's like, we gotta get up in the morning. And I was like, I know. I gotta take Charlie. And then I just turned it off. What, in the 17th? Yeah. And then I woke up. I woke up the next.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you're a fucking psycho.

[Jason Nash]

I'm a psycho. I woke up this morning, I was like, I gotta see who won the game.

[David Dobrik]

That actually describes you perfectly.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I did.

[Jason Nash]

Leaves at the end of the movie.

[David Dobrik]

Leaves at the end of the movie.

[Jason Nash]

I did that.

[David Dobrik]

Actually. Actually, it honestly makes me believe now that you did that behind closed doors with your wife. It actually leads me to believe that you have genuinely enjoyed all the moments you've walked out on. Because that is crazy to think you are enjoying yourself. And then you're like, nope, I'm done. Bye. Especially a sporting event, it's not like a movie that you can pick it up. You have to know it there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You have to know the result.

[Jason Nash]

Or you can go the next day and look. Look it up.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But you're not there for the fucking. You've.

[Jason Nash]

Like, you. You were so deep.

[David Dobrik]

You put so much time into it.

[Jason Nash]

Six and a half hours in. I know. And then. And then something went. Went off my brain. I was like, I don't care.

[David Dobrik]

You realize you don't care about sports.

[Jason Nash]

I don't. So why am I. Yeah, but I was into it for a while.

[David Dobrik]

That's really crazy.

[Jason Nash]

But I. But I started to love baseball again. And I was like. I remembered all the things about baseball that are great. You know, like three, two, pitch. Everyone runs.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so Shohei Ohtani's like the greatest baseball player of all time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Oh, they him so hard last night, Dave. It was so awful.

[David Dobrik]

That's actually my question.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Would you let the Dodgers, five of the players run a train on you?

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

For you to become Shohei Ohtani.

[Jason Nash]

100 a train.

[David Dobrik]

Five of them.

[Jason Nash]

I'm bleeding from my butt.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's. Whatever happens when five guys run train on you. I. I don't wanna.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, so tell me. You would know.

[David Dobrik]

Nice. Cut that out.

[Jason Nash]

But no, what they did to him last night was he had two home.

[David Dobrik]

Runs, two doubles, and they started walking him.

[Jason Nash]

They walked him four times.

[Natalie]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

Intentionally walked him four times. It was like it took all the fun out of him.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy. I didn't even watch the game. But I feel like I'm keeping up with this conversation pretty well because you were texting so much.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I wanted you to watch it.

[David Dobrik]

I was trying to confine it. I've. Did you know I have so many. No. I have so many fucking TVs in this house that I get. This is the craziest fucking first world problems ever, okay? That I get logged out of every fucking device. I went to go treadmill, so I put on Netflix there, but that logged me out of the gym TV next to the treadmill. That's bigger. So then I was done with the treadmill and I was gonna lift weights, so I had a log in to the big tv.

[Jason Nash]

You're kidding me.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then. And then that locked me out of my bedroom. When I. When I went back and I wanted to watch the astronaut, I was logged out there.

[Jason Nash]

Did you call Tay, your personal slave?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I called Tay. Panicking, but, yeah, I just. I have to.

[Jason Nash]

That is, I think I have to.

[David Dobrik]

Call corporate and explain to them that there are 17 TVs in this home and. And they are all actually being used by me. Yeah, I'm just switching rooms constantly.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

They think I'm like, you know, I've shared it with five families. But no, no, no, it's just room to room.

[Jason Nash]

It's really funny. Who do you give your passwords to?

[David Dobrik]

Nobody.

[Natalie]

Me and my entire family.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

You're such a thief.

[Jason Nash]

Me too.

[David Dobrik]

I knew it. Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I guess my parents use it too.

[Natalie]

Oh, do they really? That's probably why.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, that. That could be it. Okay, so it's not just the TVs.

[Jason Nash]

Do you ever go into a Netflix account and you're like, who the. Been watching Bridgeton?

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

You ever do that?

[David Dobrik]

No. But there was one time I was seeing this girl.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah?

[David Dobrik]

And she came by and we would watch, like, cute movies together. Not cute, but like Ratatouille. You know, like movies I shouldn't be watching by myself. And then one time I did actually watch a movie by myself. It was High School Musical 3. I watched that on my own. And she came back and she's like. She saw it on, like, Cued up. Like, continue watching 3/4 of the way and which is a. It's a red flag, like for a 28 year old man to have High School Musical 3 queued up. She's like, what the fuck is this? And I was like, I genuinely was watching it on my own.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like I. I had like a High School Musical kick and I had to watch it. But yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Do you think it's a red flag?

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie]

Breaking news.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie]

Kylie Jenner just posted dobriks on her story.

[Jason Nash]

Ooh.

[David Dobrik]

No way. Oh, hell yeah.

[Natalie]

There's a Kylie billboard above Dobrik's Pizza and she just posted it.

[Jason Nash]

That's so cool.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Let me see. Big time.

[Natalie]

It says sunset. Hell yeah, Kylie. Hell yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Hell yeah. Dude. Imagine our sales go through the roof. We sell the company tomorrow. Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Now do you think you will see a spike in vision?

[David Dobrik]

It's so funny because you see your eye goes to Dobrik's Pizza when you see this story.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You can't even tell that it's a Kylie billboard. Ah. Shout out to Kylie. Thank you.

[Jason Nash]

That was nice.

[David Dobrik]

That's really nice of her.

[Natalie]

Very sweet.

[Jason Nash]

I guess there was no way for her to cut you guys out.

[David Dobrik]

Fucking Dobrik's ruining my shit.

[Natalie]

She's like, God damn it.

[David Dobrik]

I'm actually so impressed that she didn't cut us out.

[Jason Nash]

She can just scribble us.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I would think she'd put some kind of funny emoji over it. It is crazy, dude. The Dobrik's Pizza location. Let me talk about Dobrik's a little it. I feel like we never talk about it.

[Jason Nash]

You never do.

[David Dobrik]

It is one of the craziest, craziest.

[Jason Nash]

When you guys got that location, I was like, oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

It's the craziest location in all of Los Angeles. And when I say crazy, I mean every single celebrity that you can imagine.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Knows that that pizza place is there.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

That doesn't mean they know who I am.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Doesn't mean they go. That doesn't mean they go. But everybody knows it's there because right across Sunset Tower, which is like. It's right across the street from Sunset.

[Jason Nash]

Tower where I got engaged.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It's like a celebrity hotspot. Everybody goes there.

[Jason Nash]

Beautiful.

[David Dobrik]

And yeah, it's. It's big and it's like poking out around that curve. I remember now the problem is, is.

[Jason Nash]

That street is dying.

[David Dobrik]

Okay?

[Jason Nash]

That's not a you problem. That's an LA problem.

[David Dobrik]

I don't Think that street's dying, brother. I think LA is everything.

[Jason Nash]

Everything's shut down. Den is gone.

[David Dobrik]

That's why I'm shocked.

[Jason Nash]

Pink Taco's gone.

[David Dobrik]

We, like, stand.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I'm also.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but you don't pay a lot in rent. You have a small place.

[Natalie]

Oh, you pay a lot.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you do. I thought. I thought you told me once what you pay there. And it was. I was shocked.

[David Dobrik]

I know.

[Natalie]

It's like 10 to 12.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. 10 to 12,000 for a pizza place.

[Jason Nash]

It's a lot for a pizza place. But that's not a lot of rent on that street. That's insane for that.

[Natalie]

I mean, I agree. Like, in comparison to purchasing a billboard on that street, it's cheaper.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, $10,000. That's what I thought it was. And that's crazy that you paid $10,000 in rent for that spot.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, no, I think it's pretty insane. But everything. And the Comedy Store, everything next to us has closed.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, yeah, like you said, everything up the streets closed.

[Jason Nash]

Now, granted, the Comedy Store is doing great. Yeah. Killing it.

[David Dobrik]

But that's what I'm saying. Like, Dobriks, this was our biggest last. Our last three months have been our biggest months in Dobriks, like, ever.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, it's been crushing. So it's like. So it is kind of confusing. But back to what I was saying. Like, Dobriks has gotten so many. Like, I've met so many, like, cool celebs through Dobriks. Like, it's kind of insane how. I don't know. I. I really hate name dropping, but.

[Jason Nash]

You don't have to name drop. But what do they do? They. They come into the pizza place.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. Like. Like, it'll be like, I'll be at a party and it'll be like a talking point for somebody to approach me all the time. Or, like, I'll have, like, one celeb introduce me to another sub. Like, he owns the. He owns the pizza spot.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Right across Sunset. It's like, oh, dough breaks. And it's like.

[Jason Nash]

And it's a great talking point.

[David Dobrik]

It's because you could be. I could be in fucking. It's. It's the craziest thing I've ever actually experienced because I could be in. In Italy or I could be in Cannes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, right.

[David Dobrik]

And it's like, oh, where do you live? La. And then they'll be like, I live in West Holly. I'm like, oh, cool, I owe the pizza. I own the pizza place. And it'll be a person that doesn't know who I am at all, Right? And they'll be like, oh, Dobrik's Pizza. Yeah. Like, they'll know it before they know me. Wow. It's just, like, a really cool experience to have that.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I liked what Natalie said. It's like, if for a billboard on that street is, what, 50 grand?

[Natalie]

50 grand?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

There was one time. I've got a name drop. I gotta. No, I can't name drop him. I can't. But, like, the biggest actor, okay? Like, I'm talking, like, huge actor, okay? It's not gonna. The story's not gonna work without saying his name. But, like, imagine like, a George Clooney, okay? Right? And who I was just like, doesn't even. I didn't even know. He knows who I am. Like. Like, yo. He was like, congrats on your new pizza spot. And I was like, oh, my God, thank you so much. Like, I'd love to bring you one sometime. And he's like, no, no, no. I'm gonna go in. I want to put the coin in the little thing and have the pizza party. And I was like, what? I literally said. I was like, you know about the pizza party.

[Jason Nash]

Are you doing a little Leonardo DiCaprio impression there?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. And he's like, I know all about.

[Jason Nash]

The coin and the pizza, but, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It was really, really cool. That, like, blew my mind. I was like, that's fucking crazy. You know about the pizza party.

[Natalie]

That is crazy.

[David Dobrik]

So that's, like, really exciting. Like, it'. Why are you laughing?

[Jason Nash]

You start doing Shaq. I want to put the corn in.

[David Dobrik]

The piece of thigh. Very obviously doing. It's obviously Shaq after my game tomorrow. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you, everybody, for joining us. Jason, Natalie, Alex, it has been a wild ride. See you later. Bye. I like the color on that. You actually did a good job. Thank you.

[Natalie]

Now suck a fat fucking dick.