Investigating My Roommate's Sex Life

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Investigating My Roommate's Sex Life
Date: April 17, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of VIEWS, David Dobrik and Jason Nash (with regular input from Natalie Mariduena and their friend John) dive into the chaos of their creative process, personal anxieties around work and content style, health updates, pop culture events, and, true to the episode’s title, an unfiltered discussion about sex, roleplaying, and intimacy as it plays out among friends and roommates. The group’s signature humor, candidness, and willingness to roast one another carry the conversation across unpredictable but entertaining territory.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The YouTube Vlog Dilemma: To Change or Not to Change?

[00:52 – 06:29]

• Struggle with Editing Style and Audience Expectations
  • David and Jason detail a behind-the-scenes debate about changing the style of David’s vlogs. New edits mixed with the classic fast cuts led to a confusing “hybrid” that left everyone, including editors from Finland and the US, plus Natalie and other friends, undecided and anxious.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “I cannot look at an edit and be like, I can't make things breathe.” [01:42]
    • David: “What would happen if you posted a 20 minute video on your channel?” [03:02]
  • Natalie notes that while the content is funny, it’s a “different funny” and isn’t laugh-out-loud (LOLs are low).
• Channel Expansion vs. Brand Realities
  • Jason considers starting a new channel for longer, more experimental content, but admits financial and logistical realities (brands and trip costs) might prevent it.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: "Views will be cut in a third on a main channel. That means a brand deal is cut in the third. I can't afford flying people out..." [05:55]

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2. David’s Sperm Analysis & Health Habits

[06:36 – 10:11]

• David received a sperm analysis:
  • “Plenty of volume” and twice the normal count (81 million vs. 39 million average) — but not all “qualifiers” are healthy.
  • Natalie and Jason joke about “Wyatt” sperm and the effects of hot yoga and nicotine gum.
  • Quote:
    • David: “I had more than double the volume of an average guy.” [06:52]
    • Jason: “That’s fucking insane.” [09:35]
• Nicotine gum addiction revealed:
  • David chews “like ten a day.”
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “That’s worse than a smoking addiction.” [09:37]

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3. Paddle Tournament & Celebrity Crossovers

[10:12 – 12:07]

• Jason prepping for a paddle tournament with pros, including the possibility of playing against Owen Wilson.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “In my tournament bracket is Owen Wilson. Which would be so fun to play against.” [10:28]
• Money is on the line: $20,000 prize.
  • Pro partners get paid separately.
• David and Jason riff on “Busboys,” Theo Von’s self-produced movie, and self-funded projects by other comedians.

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4. Internet & Pop Culture Chatter

[12:07 – 21:07]

• Avatar: The Last Airbender Animated Film Leak
  • A viral story where the unsigned movie was accidentally emailed and then fully leaked online to rave fan reactions.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “Somebody from production accidentally emailed the full movie... and people watched it and they're like, this is incredible.” [12:44]
• Discussion about lawsuits, social media virality, and potential stunts.
• Celebrity Jet Sighting Prank:
  • Jason jokes about Kylie Jenner’s jet flying overhead, then admits he made it up in a classic playful bait-and-switch.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “That's Kylie's jet. It's like heaven inside.” [14:22]

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5. AI, Life Hacks, and the Future of Content

[16:02 – 18:48]

• Discussion about soon-to-be “unusable” email (due to AI-generated spam), and a story about AI that scans houses to propose pool installs.
  • Quote:
    • David: “Your spam box is going to be like, it’s going to make email just unusable.” [16:09]
• AI in YouTube and Podcasts
  • Natalie: “We need to figure out how to incorporate AI so we're working smarter, not harder.” [17:37]
  • Jason: “One day this podcast is going to go full AI and none of you guys will know.” [17:50]
• AI-generated “Clickbait Hearts” music made about/for the group. [18:48]

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6. Beds, Intimacy and Making Adult Friends

[21:05 – 26:36]

• Reflecting on Intimacy:
  • Natalie muses on how many beds people sleep in throughout life, leading to jokes and teasing about bed “intimacy” and sharing.
  • Jason prods: “Why is your bed so intimate?” [22:23]
  • Natalie: “It freaks me out when people are in my bed. Makes me so uncomfortable.” [22:47]
• Making Friends as Adults:
  • The group discusses the awkwardness of seeking out friendships, with mentions of Bumble BFF and Natalie’s experience with it.
  • Meeting people in real life (“like a Home Depot”) vs. apps.
  • Jason teases Natalie about her mom being “clingy;” Natalie protests.
  • Quote:
    • David: “We're looking for friends in semen clinic.” [23:00]

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7. Public Transportation in LA: A Vlog Adventure

[26:36 – 27:34]

• David recounts trying LA public transit for a vlog — describes meeting helpful drivers and how easy it was, but notes the presence of “passed out heroin addicts.”
• Quote:
  • David: “I was the only, like, cognizant person on the bus, so he was happy to see me. Everybody else was fucking passed out...” [27:17]

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8. Homeownership Headaches

[27:35 – 28:54]

• David’s simple home repair turned into “find $50,000 worth of damage,” including mold and water leaks.
  • Quote:
    • Jason: “Can't anybody come to anybody's house and find at least $50,000 worth of damages if they look hard enough?” [28:11]

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9. Sex Talk, Role Play, and Roommate Boundaries

[29:55 – 41:22]

• Natalie and Jason joke about “pussy power,” Snapchat flirting, and accidental nudes.
  • Jason: “I'm not a little pervert, I'm a big pervert. Call me what I am by my name.” [22:30]
• Discussion turns to how friends view each other’s sexuality.
  • Jason: “It would really f*ck me up [to get a nude from Natalie].” [31:54]
• John is prodded about his sex life—he's reluctant, calling his penis “a Prius, gets you from point A to point B.” [34:35]
• The group jokes and explores roleplay in relationships:
  • David and Naveen engage in creative/funny sexual roleplay (cake sitting, Smarties bikini).
  • Natalie shares cliche “public sex” story: college football field.
  • Jason jokes about “roleplaying with your roommates” and what’s truly intimate among friends.
• Quote:
  • David: “Sometimes [the roleplay] actually leads to sex. Sometimes not though. Sometimes it's just like, funny.” [37:39]

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10. Religion, Church, and Praying

[41:22 – 44:16]

• Conversation shifts as they ask if John is religious.
  • John shares he tries to go to church for “self thought” and reflection.
  • Jason and David riff on what praying means to them, being caught mid-prayer, and the difference between public and private beliefs.
  • “I have this thought... what if one of my friends walks in on me? Can I stop praying?” [43:18]
  • Jason jokes about being “a little pray master.” [42:58]

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11. Closing Stories & Memorable Anecdotes

[44:35 – 46:56]

• Jason tells a classic “Jason story” — his daughter’s friend accidentally hooks a soup ladle onto her pants while at the store with a crush.
  • "Leaning into a ladle... that was the best day of my life." [46:34]
• Group roasts and supports each other, underscoring the weirdness and comfort of their friendship.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I've never been embarrassed to stand by my work... but I hid behind a loaf of bread as people watched this vlog.” – Jason [05:08]
• “If some person wants to... And I feel that way in, like, romantic relationships, too. If there’s one person that's just, like, overly doing something, like, it's not going to end well.” – Natalie [24:07]
• “I hooked up with a girl once on the hood of her car. It's not like, really kinky... I guess I didn’t want to go back to my apartment.” – Jason [39:11]
• “Sex could be funny, right? I think it could bounce in and out of–” – Jason [36:58]
• “Do you ever put Natalie in [your prayers]?” – David [43:58]

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Vlog Editing Crisis, Style Discussion | 00:52 – 06:29 | | Health, Sperm Analysis, Nicotine Discussion | 06:36 – 10:11 | | Paddle Tournament/Owen Wilson/Movies | 10:12 – 12:07 | | Avatar Movie Leak and Celebrity Jet Prank | 12:07 – 15:01 | | AI, Email Spam, Pool Program | 16:02 – 18:48 | | Beds & Adult Friendship | 21:05 – 26:36 | | LA Public Transportation Adventure | 26:36 – 27:34 | | Homeownership Woes | 27:35 – 28:54 | | Sex, Intimacy, and Role Play | 29:55 – 41:22 | | Religious Upbringing and Prayer | 41:22 – 44:16 | | Jason’s Soup Ladle Story/Wrap-Up | 44:35 – 46:56 |

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic VIEWS territory: earnest about their work, chaotic in execution, and totally shameless in their conversations about sex, friendship, and even religion. Fans get an honest look into their creative anxieties and an even more intimate look into their real lives — with raucous humor, fast pivots, and a genuine sense of camaraderie.

If you like barely-filtered, candid group chats that are both hilarious and disarmingly sincere, this one’s a can’t-miss.

Transcript

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[Jason Nash]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. There was supposed to be a new vlog up today. Secretly, I was about to post it and we just had a watch party. Me, Jason, Julia, Brooke, Taylor area, a lot of people that work here. And it didn't go as planned. So I'm not. We're not posting the vlog right. It was part of the new style. So we got an editor. Yeah, he edited it and then Ferris and I went in and then kind of reeled it back to what it used to be. And then now the vlog was a weird mix between my old edit and the new style and it doesn't really make sense.

[David Dobrik]

And we all gave Connor and then we all gave notes and we said we wanted more, but then that would make the video 20 minutes long.

[Jason Nash]

And then I'm like, do people want to watch a 20 minute video? And then Jason's like, why don't you go in, edit it, have the editor make a 22 minute cut and then chop away at it. And I'm like, that's exactly what happened. And I chopped away at it till it was an eight minute video, right? And then I even. I said like, it's inevitable. Like, I cannot look at an edit and be like, I can't make things breathe. I can't. Because I'm like, why do we need this moment if no one's smiling or laughing? Like, we don't need it. Even yesterday I was. I cut. Okay? There was like a. There was like a scene where we're all drunk on a party bus and we're all talking, right? And I cut it down from two minutes to 18 seconds because I'm like, fuck this, two minutes. Natalie saw it this morning. She goes, what the fuck did you do? It was two minutes and it was so fun. Like there was so, like I was getting so much stuff and I was like, okay, let's put the two minute cut back.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And you could see and you could trim it down yourself.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So we put the two minute cut back. I'm fucking pissed off in the corner because I already know where this is heading. And about an hour and a half later, we were sitting at about 25 seconds after Natalie cut through it because also Natalie's coming through it and she's thinking like, you know, me and the rest of us now. And she's like, well, why do I need this? Why do we need this? Why do we need this? And it's a fucking. It's. It's a disease here. And I can't post the video. For the life of me.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what would happen if you posted a 20 minute video on your channel.

[Jason Nash]

And that's my fear.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Even everybody, the editors we hired. Yeah, we. There's this one guy.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

In. In Finland, Daniel. Shout Out Daniel. And then there's one guy from here, Ethan.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Who. Who, who are working on this video. Both were like, why are you doing this?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, your audience is going to be very.

[David Dobrik]

Explore that. Wait, what, what did they say?

[Jason Nash]

Well, they're. They're Daniel, more specifically. Which is really funny. It was really nice because he's really honest.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

He's like, your audience is going to be very, very confused by this.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

And I'm like, I know when I

[David Dobrik]

watched it, I just like wanted more of being in Rio, but I'm also old and like, fast isn't better for me, but I also understand that like for YouTube it's gotta be fast.

[Jason Nash]

Also. I'm so sorry for talking about this on the podcast so many times, but this, this is.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, this is real. This is what you're going through. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

This is the biggest work stress in my life.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, man, we can always just do a video pod.

[Jason Nash]

This fucking boy, Jay. It hasn't gotten there.

[David Dobrik]

We could always just.

[Jason Nash]

But that's the thing. Three cameras is those longer. The longer videos we're making feel like video pods. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's not a pod.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, no, definitely not.

[David Dobrik]

I like Natalie's idea. I like the combo David, Natalie idea.

[Jason Nash]

I thought, I have another idea with Nat, I guess whatever.

[David Dobrik]

Move to Bali.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My thought starter. That got us to the side.

[Jason Nash]

Your thought starter finished it off perfectly. I was like, why Don't I just

[Natalie Mariduena]

make a great team?

[Jason Nash]

Why don't I create a new channel? Natalie, shut the fuck up.

[David Dobrik]

Why not?

[Jason Nash]

Create a new channel?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. Yeah, because I think the main channel, it's going to freak people out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it's going to freak people out. We just watched that and I've been, I've been watching like in a sense where we're editing the bits and I think all the bits are so funny and so entertaining and I think like seeing us all hang out in a different environment is really different.

[Jason Nash]

They're different funny. It's.

[David Dobrik]

It's like it's not like, haha.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not laugh out loud. Nobody laughed out loud once.

[Jason Nash]

Nobody.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which is weird. No one laughed out loud once.

[Jason Nash]

I've never been embarrassed to stand by my work. I went to the kitchen and I had behind a loaf of bread as people watch this vlog. Because I was like, this is so not me. Like I'm losing my fucking mind.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

And after, everybody was actually positive about it. But what they wanted more was they wanted me to slow it down even more. That was the note, right? Yeah. Everybody was like, I hate getting that note. It's. It was. And that's what I meant by it didn't work and it didn't go in the way I thought. Everybody was like, why does it still feel like the old style? Like you have to let that go and let things breathe even more. And I'm like, it's not possible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I kind of really fuck with the idea of a new channel.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think, I think putting 20 minute videos onto your channel just like is so confusing.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, can I just, can I talk realistically here though?

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Like when we're attaching brand deals to a video and we're going to Rio, it's so fucking expensive. Views will be cut in a third on a main channel. That means a brand deal is cut in the third. I'm not affording flying people out the trip and the 19 employees that we have here or whatever.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like I just, I can't, I can't just start a new channel and like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, but, no but I think. For sure. But I think, I think you still have to post something on the main channel. Like I think we still put like a five minute version. Why?

[David Dobrik]

That was the idea I liked.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no. I don't like that.

[David Dobrik]

See the rest.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, well then it's not possible.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. We'll see. Please give us, give us some, some kind of Notes. Anyway, what's everybody else up to? What's. What's new with you, Jay?

[David Dobrik]

I got my sperm analysis back.

[Jason Nash]

No, We've done this. Okay. What's the sperm analysis?

[David Dobrik]

Well, good news and bad news. Plenty of volume.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I had more than double the volume of an average guy.

[Jason Nash]

Of actual. Just, like, the liquid part or, like, actual sperm cells?

[David Dobrik]

The liquid.

[Jason Nash]

The.

[David Dobrik]

I had 81 million. The normal is 39 million.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you have a lot of people wanting to get out of you. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So that was good.

[Jason Nash]

That's crazy. You.

[David Dobrik]

Basically.

[Jason Nash]

You could have 81 million kids all harvested properly.

[David Dobrik]

Well, they're not all good. That's the problem.

[Jason Nash]

Somewhere, like Wyatt.

[David Dobrik]

There's a couple. Wyatt's in there. And. And. Yeah. And then everyone's on me about hot yoga, so they think that hot yoga.

[Jason Nash]

Hot yoga is not good for it.

[David Dobrik]

I haven't been to hot yoga in a while.

[Jason Nash]

Isn't that kind of crazy to think about that? Like, if there was a way to see, like. Like, if there was a way to really analyze your sperm.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And they gave you, like, a breakdown before you had a kid. Like. Okay, so I have some good News. There's actually 30,000 people in here that are going to win a Nobel Peace Prize. We have 10 Hollywood actors.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. If you could do that.

[Jason Nash]

And we have a hundred Olympians. You're just, like, crossing your finger. So you're like, holy.

[David Dobrik]

I guess you can maybe do that.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, you can't do that. In a way, you can't.

[David Dobrik]

You can pick the strongest.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but that doesn't look very strong.

[Jason Nash]

Is kind of picked.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the strongest.

[David Dobrik]

The strongest is picked by getting there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

That'd be interesting if there was a way to, like, really analyze all of them and harvest.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's also, like, not even about you. It's also about, like, the woman.

[David Dobrik]

The woman, too. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I would think that it's the nicotine gum.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, wait. What's the.

[John]

What's the big.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no one's. No one's brought that up yet.

[Jason Nash]

We haven't gone to the negative yet. What's the negative?

[David Dobrik]

The negative is that just like, I need to take my vitamins. Some of them aren't just like. There's just not a lot of good qualifiers in there.

[Jason Nash]

They're just, like, dead.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Who cares about not a lot of good qualifiers? All you need is one.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You just need one.

[Jason Nash]

So is there, like, literally zero?

[David Dobrik]

No, there's A few in there. There's some in there, but it's just gotta be more. So I have to, like. I can't have processed foods. I can't go to hot yoga.

[Jason Nash]

Is this really. You're really gonna.

[David Dobrik]

I've stopped wearing underwear.

[Jason Nash]

No, that's not true.

[David Dobrik]

That was what somebody said. Somebody said, like, oh, you know, is your underwear too tight?

[Jason Nash]

How did Naveen feel about your sperm?

[David Dobrik]

She was very pleased. Oh, yeah, she was pleased. She said it's mostly good news, but I do need to make some changes.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

But, yeah, the nicotine gum might be a problem. Fuck.

[Jason Nash]

You go through that nicotine gum? Like, more than I drink bottles of water. It's kind of crazy. How many pieces are you doing a day?

[David Dobrik]

Ten.

[Jason Nash]

That's fucking insane.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That's worse than a smoking addiction.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I never smoked.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[David Dobrik]

And I never smoked.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You never smoked cigarettes?

[Jason Nash]

Like, never. Like, how the fuck you get on nicotine gum? But, like, you.

[David Dobrik]

I really. Like, not really. Like, maybe one or two.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And then I just started chewing the gum.

[Jason Nash]

So I was like, the nicotine gum is the same as a nicotine pouch, right?

[David Dobrik]

It's like you're supposed to do the nicotine gut. Like, when you get the nicotine gum, it's like, okay, you have three weeks to quit and they give you, like, a plan. But I just go to buy it at CVS every week. Like, it's fucking.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that is kind of crazy. But people buy pouches.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So I just.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's true.

[Jason Nash]

That's your version of doing that.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Which I think is fine. I'm in a big tournament this weekend.

[David Dobrik]

Pickle or paddle?

[Jason Nash]

Paddle.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, hell, yeah. What do you like better?

[Jason Nash]

Pickle. Pickle. I get, like, a better workout in paddles. Just has fun tournaments.

[David Dobrik]

How's your partner?

[Jason Nash]

Apparently, he's a pro. So it's a pro. Am I partner with pros? In my tournament bracket is Owen Wilson. Whoa, that would be sick. Which would be so fun to play against.

[David Dobrik]

Ooh, that's fun.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I called, I was like, is there any way I could just, like, straight up play Owen Wilson? And they were like, well, it's a randomized bracket. So I find out today who I'm playing.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I'd be so fun. Damn. Or maybe he's your partner.

[Jason Nash]

No, he's not. It's. He's the amateur amateurs with pros.

[David Dobrik]

How much better is the pro than you?

[Jason Nash]

That. Well, that's what sucks is, like, if you're good.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You get a worse pro.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

And if you're horrible, you get the best pro.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

So it's all kind of evens out. But the best pros are way too good where, like, they could play anybody on their own. So kind of gets fucked up at the top there.

[David Dobrik]

Is there money on the line?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Winner gets $20,000.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. You have to split it?

[Jason Nash]

No, you keep it all. The pro gets paid out by the tournament.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So it's just all mine.

[David Dobrik]

Is it an early morning think?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Hell yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you went to the last one? I won.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You should come to this one.

[David Dobrik]

I'd love to.

[Jason Nash]

This one's gonna be different because you're gonna see, like, a pro play.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

So, like, the same place they'll be. It's like four different places that they play.

[David Dobrik]

Are you. Are you gonna go see. I wanted to ask you, are you gonna see Busboys, the Ovans movie? I was gonna go this weekend.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I haven't even heard of that.

[David Dobrik]

They made a movie, like, on their own with the.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, made a movie.

[David Dobrik]

He made a movie with David Spade on his own. Like, they didn't know studio would buy it, so they just put the money up and it's like, coming out in theaters, I think. Really fun to go. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Did you hear about what happened with Avatar?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

What? Oh, you guys didn't see this?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

My God, it's fucking crazy. So Avatar, the. The cartoon?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The animated movie?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, like with Aang Appa.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that Avatar.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like the Nickelodeon Avatar.

[Jason Nash]

The Nickelodeon Avatar. Very big cult following. Huge cult following. Somebody from production accidentally emailed the full movie that's coming out to, like, I don't know if it was a fan or to a random person. And that person was bragging about it on Twitter, like, I have the full movie. And everyone's like, go fuck yourself. And he posted a clip of the movie and they're like, yeah, this is AI. Whatever. He's like, no, I actually have the whole movie. And then he posted on Twitter. The whole movie? No, Two hour movie. And people watched it and they're like, this is incredible.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Like, this movie's really good. Like, all the comments are like, we have to go to theaters to support this because it's so good.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But, like, the. The people that work on the movie, like, production, like, sent out this, like, this note that they're, like, so sad. I mean, it's horrible for them. They worked on this big thing and it's like, we wanted people to enjoy it. In theaters. Like, the trailer hasn't even come out for it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And the full movie leak.

[David Dobrik]

You think it's a stunt?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think that, like, kind of stunt would be necessary.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe. Yeah, I think it would be.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

I wouldn't go say they fucked up avatars before.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think it's a stunt.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But I do think in the long run, it will help them out.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

But it was. It's very. I've never seen that. It's very interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn. That's, like, so illegal.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why would that guy even take. He's gonna get sued for, like, millions of dollars.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But I don't think he was, like, a real person.

[David Dobrik]

Can you sue him, though?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. It's not his property.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No, you could definitely sue him 100%.

[David Dobrik]

For what?

[Jason Nash]

For, like, releasing it. I'm sure the email had some sort of confidentiality on it. No.

[David Dobrik]

That he signed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You can't publicly distribute something that's not.

[Jason Nash]

That's Kylie Jenner's jet flying over the house right now.

[John]

Shut up.

[Jason Nash]

I swear to God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is it pink?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

How do you know it's not pink?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It has a pink stripe.

[Jason Nash]

No, because that's Kylie's jet.

[David Dobrik]

It's got a big ass on it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you just, like, trying to get me to get up?

[Jason Nash]

Why? What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know. Sometimes you like to prank me.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

It's, like, very rarely a jet flies directly over the house. That. It just did.

[David Dobrik]

What color is the jet that you know? It's her jet.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever seen Kylie's jet on the inside?

[John]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God. It's like heaven.

[David Dobrik]

Is it gold or something?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Were the windows lit up pink? Like, how did you.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, they were a little pink.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why didn't you say that?

[David Dobrik]

Are you just fucking with me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why are you smiling like that?

[Jason Nash]

I just think it's funny that we're arguing about it. I'm telling you, it's right here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, how did you see it in high in the sky and say it's not.

[Jason Nash]

It was not high. It was right. It took off from Van Nuys. It was right fucking here.

[David Dobrik]

Okay? I saw this tick tock today. It was crazy. The guy's like, basically, you're not gonna be able.

[Jason Nash]

It wasn't Kylie's jet. He's totally kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, he wasn't.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know why I did that.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just fine.

[Jason Nash]

Dude, I'm so stressed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, what is going on?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. You just want to be on Kylie's jet right now.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Damn.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Nice. Oh, my God. Kylie, please.

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Save us.

[David Dobrik]

I saw this thing on the Internet. Tell me if you think this is true.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

In three months, you won't be able to email anybody.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How do you communicate?

[David Dobrik]

Because what's happening now is people have like open claw, which, you know, it's like a computer that will just like mass email everybody. That's how you can get leads and stuff. So this guy was saying he's like, your spam box is going to be like, it's going to make email just unusable.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So I saw this. I saw this guy that came up with this program. Yeah. That basically scans Google Maps.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

In neighborhoods and finds houses that would look good with a pool.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then takes a screenshot of the house from whatever, builds a pool. It's all doing this on its own while the guy's fucking asleep.

[David Dobrik]

Unbelievable.

[Jason Nash]

Builds a mock up of how the pool would look.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then emails and sends a postcard to that house and then connects to that.

[David Dobrik]

How does the computer send a postcard? He must send the postcard.

[Jason Nash]

No. What do you mean?

[David Dobrik]

Sorry, I don't understand how a computer can send a postcard.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean? You can, like, you could set up, like, you could electronically send something.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. All right. All right. Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So sends a post.

[David Dobrik]

Go to stamps.com.

[Jason Nash]

yeah, whatever.

[David Dobrik]

Send a postcard. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Then yeah, the person will get this thing.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

And if they want the pool, it'll also give them a quote for the pool.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

If they want. Then the person will connect them with the company.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Make 40, 50 grand on a person. Like, that's fucking crazy. And this guy's not obviously. He just created the program and now he kind of just chills.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. We gotta figure out something that we can do that's like AI Really, Natalie,

[Jason Nash]

we have a really kick ass job.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[Jason Nash]

We just gotta figure it out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know. We should. We need to figure out how to incorporate AI So we're not. We're working smarter, not harder.

[Jason Nash]

I think we should AI all the vlogs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think we should.

[Jason Nash]

I think we should. I've been saying we should AI the podcast forever. One day there will be an AI. One day this podcast is gonn go full AI and none of you guys will know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, did you see our friend Made

[Jason Nash]

could be there right now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He made an AI song about us. He just texted it to us.

[Jason Nash]

What? No. Let me hear it.

[David Dobrik]

What is this, 2024? He said, N be my assistant. She said, dude, I already am. He said, n be in my thumbnail. She said, fine, but run the brand. He's like, can I crash on?

[Jason Nash]

This is so gross.

[David Dobrik]

She's like, you've lived here for years. Comment section. Taking attendance. Are they? D.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Isn't that funny?

[Jason Nash]

And then Phineas sent that to you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I wish.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He wants to put out an album called Clickbait Hearts.

[Jason Nash]

That's Billie Eilish and Phineas.

[David Dobrik]

It's Phineas's new one coming out.

[Jason Nash]

Guys, this is a little bit of a. That's really funny. That's a funny, like, premise for a movie. It's like everybody developing a. Like, all these celebrities developing a really weird, like, infatuation with a random person. It's like a very Being John Malkovich kind of pov and then everybody, like, obsessing with this random guy. I don't know what's going on.

[David Dobrik]

I watched Charlie. Is it Charlie xcx?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Mm.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you watched that doc?

[David Dobrik]

I watched it, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What was it like?

[David Dobrik]

I liked it.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't know. I didn't. I showed Natalie the trailer because I was like, what is this?

[David Dobrik]

It's like. It's like, imagine. It's like, partially real and partially scripted. She is. It's her on, like, ending the brat tour. And then. But then there's actors in there acting and. And then what's cool about it? What I liked about it was that it was this interesting thing about when you're at the top of something, like, what do you do next? So the. The record company's like, we can't let Brat go. And she's like, but I have to. I have to move on and do the new thing. And it's also very, like. I guess she started out as like, a very niche artist, right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Super.

[David Dobrik]

And then she got really big and didn't expect to be that big. And so, you know, that was interesting. I thought it was good.

[Jason Nash]

I think Charlie Stigs is. I think that the whole, like, her whole come up so interesting because of what you just said. Like, her, like, she like, kind of fell into this, like. Yeah. If you know. You know, Charlie xcx.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But that she, like, you would think that that's kind of. I feel like that's happened a lot, actually, with a lot of artists where, like, a lot of, like, artists were plateaued, like, five years ago.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Mm.

[Jason Nash]

And then, like, they've really hit their stride in the last, like, two, three years.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then it's, like, interesting, I guess. Like, a lot of the music was about, like, doing cocaine and stuff. But then, like, now she's in this, like, wider audience, so the movie's kind of like. Yeah, well, Amazon doesn't want you to, like, sing about cocaine anymore. Well, that's what it is.

[Jason Nash]

And she still wants to sing about cocaine.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But it's scripted too, so it's like you don't really know what's real. And I like, Alexander Skarsgard's in it. It was like, a great actor. It's like some really good English actors in it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Kylie Jenner's in it.

[Jason Nash]

I did see that. I just said, yeah, it's pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

It's worth watching.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, I'll check it out.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Are you still gonna be a movie reviewer?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, fuck, yeah. I gotta start the letterbox.

[David Dobrik]

Start your letterbox yet?

[Jason Nash]

No, I haven't.

[David Dobrik]

Why not?

[Jason Nash]

I've been editing this video.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I saw this TikTok the other day, and it was this guy who was talking about. He was asking the audience, how many beds do you think you've slept in in your life? So that was so interesting, like, because, like, your bed is such a sacred place, but, like, we've probably slept in hundreds and hundreds of beds. Isn't that kind of, like, disgusting?

[David Dobrik]

Hundreds.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, why is that so gross?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because, like, your bed is so, like, intimate.

[Jason Nash]

It's. It'd be weird if it's. The question would be weirder is, like, no, Even that way, it's like, how many people have slept in your bed?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not that many people. I don't know what you're doing.

[David Dobrik]

You're talking about hotels. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, how many beds in general have you slept?

[David Dobrik]

All right, how many beds a year you think you sleep in?

[Natalie Mariduena]

At least 50.

[David Dobrik]

Could you travel that much?

[Jason Nash]

She.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'd just be.

[Jason Nash]

That's just in LA.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, because.

[David Dobrik]

No, not 50, because you don't take 50 trips. And.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, guys, I don't understand why this is so fucking crazy. This is, like, not right. I'm not trying to next it, but I'm just saying. I mean, talk through it. Talk through it. Let me hear you.

[David Dobrik]

What's interesting is that she thinks that her bed is very intimate, which I don't think that.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think that either about my bed. My bed's also the size of the fucking floor.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, you also do invite everybody under the sun into your bed.

[Jason Nash]

Like. Yes. I don't. I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think that.

[David Dobrik]

Why is your bed so intimate?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[David Dobrik]

What are you.

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[Jason Nash]

What. What makes it so.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Make it disgusting, you little pervert.

[Jason Nash]

I'm not a little pervert. I'm a big pervert. Call me what I am by my name.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, big perv.

[David Dobrik]

Call me big perv.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't know. Yeah, I guess I just don't really have many people in my bed.

[Jason Nash]

It's because you're a loser. But also, the main problem is you need friends, dude.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And it, like, would freak. It, like, freaks me out when people are in my bed.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Makes me so uncomfortable.

[David Dobrik]

And I are looking for friends. It's so hard.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what?

[David Dobrik]

We're looking for friends.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, so we're killing my story.

[Jason Nash]

No, this is a good pivot. This actually just saved your story. Now, Jason, hopefully we'll pivot into something.

[David Dobrik]

We are looking for friends in semen clinic.

[Jason Nash]

He goes back to it.

[David Dobrik]

This woman. This woman was. She was talking. She was like. She looked like a pretty, like, cool woman. She's like. She's like. You know, sometimes I'll just say. I'll just walk up to someone and I'll just say, I need a friend. Will you be my friend?

[Jason Nash]

Interesting.

[David Dobrik]

Have you ever thought. Would you ever do that?

[Jason Nash]

No, not particularly.

[David Dobrik]

It sounds like a loser thing to do.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's. It's. You just don't know every situation. But it is kind of scary because it's like, why is this person alone?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

At this part in their life. Like, is it their fault or is it someone else's fault? Because it could easily be both.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. And then the other thing is, if you do do that, you're inviting in, like, fucking crazy people.

[Jason Nash]

A stranger.

[David Dobrik]

Right. You're inviting the person that's like, I need a friend. I'll be your friend.

[Jason Nash]

Exactly. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It could be, like, dangerous.

[Jason Nash]

It could be very endearing. And it could also be like this. Nobody talks to this person because they're a serial killer.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Anybody in my life that has ever, like, clung to me.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, met me and clung to me. It has always ended bad. Like, it has always ended in a bad.

[David Dobrik]

I agree.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Where they, like, it's. If some person wants to. And I feel that way in, like, romantic relationships, too. If some. If there's one person that's just, like, overly doing something, like, it's not going to end well.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I feel like it has to be.

[David Dobrik]

So what do you do? How do you find friends?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, that's a great question.

[Jason Nash]

I really have many, so I don't think you are. I think Bumble.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think you just have to.

[David Dobrik]

Can't go on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Bumble.

[David Dobrik]

That's for dating.

[Jason Nash]

No, Bumble. BFF. Bumble BFFs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's right. When I first moved to hell.

[Jason Nash]

Just open Jason's eyes.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, there's a. There's a. There's a. Yeah, but that's not a real thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, it is. I've gone on mumble BFF dates.

[David Dobrik]

You have? What was that like when I first

[Natalie Mariduena]

moved here and I had no friends?

[David Dobrik]

Incredible.

[Jason Nash]

Probably when you move somewhere. Yeah. That's the only way actually making a friend.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I'll tell Naveen.

[Jason Nash]

Makes very good sense. I just moved here.

[David Dobrik]

But don't you get, like, a lesbian vibe when girls do it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you could.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You could. But that's. I met. We met up and, like, went to dinner.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, Natalie. Nice to meet you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I didn't go to their apartment.

[Jason Nash]

When you say, like, you're trying to make a friend as an adult, my brain just goes to Natalie's mom, Jen. Meeting her new best friend in LA at a Lowe's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like a Home Depot. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And they found each other at the aisle. Like, that feels.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, my mom is amazing at making friends. She's. She just talks up a storm. She goes to a store, she finds.

[Jason Nash]

Your mom is the problem you're describing when you're saying when something clings on to me, it's an issue that is literally your mother.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Your mother's like, a little like a vampire.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, let's not do this right now.

[Jason Nash]

No, no. Like a meth smoking crack, slinging hash slinging slasher vampire.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know. I think you have to go out. I think you have to go out to, like, a nice bar or cocktail lounge or something, and you just, like, at the bar, you strike up a conversation with somebody.

[Jason Nash]

Is that why you said you were gonna take the bus the other day, Jay? So you can make friends?

[David Dobrik]

No, I took the bus for a vlog, but. Oh, there were no friends on that bus. They were passed out heroin addicts on that bus.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we just did it. We had John pick us up. Oh, yeah. We went down. We're like, that's the vlog for today. We're like, let's try public transportation. And, you know, it's kind of funny, but then we got on the bus and we were like, oh, wow. This is. This is the bus.

[Jason Nash]

Is public transport in LA not good?

[David Dobrik]

It was actually really good that we. We only waited seven minutes for a bus. We. We saw the. You know, how in your life, how

[Jason Nash]

often do they come.

[David Dobrik]

Great question. So we're, like, crossing the street, we see the bus. We're like, that's the bus to David's house.

[Jason Nash]

No way. Another one came in seven minutes, and

[David Dobrik]

a new one came in six minutes and 20 seconds.

[Jason Nash]

Shut the.

[David Dobrik]

Pretty good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That is crazy.

[David Dobrik]

It was great. And then I got on the bus, and I was like, how much? And he's like, don't worry about it. And I was like, well, I need to know for the vlog. And he was like, $1.75. And I was like, okay.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean, don't worry about it?

[David Dobrik]

He just said I'd have to pay. He was just like, don't worry about it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was like, okay, your wife's hot. Stay on as long as you want.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then. And then I go. And then I go, I'm trying to go to my friend's house. Can you take me to this street? Is it. Go to this street? And he goes, yeah. He goes, for sure. And he goes, you want to be on the east side of the street or the west side of the street? And I go, I'll take that side, bro.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

You didn't get into an Uber?

[David Dobrik]

It was like an Uber. It was great.

[Jason Nash]

Were there not other people on the bus? How are you having this open conversation with this man?

[David Dobrik]

I was the only, like, cognizant person on the bus, so he was happy to see Me, everybody else was fucking passed out and on heroin and like, you know, and they were fine. Like they weren't dangerous or anything. But it was, it was like a. Generally a good experience. Like I would do it again. It was fun. We're gonna go to the beach next.

[Jason Nash]

With a bus. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We had this guy, Naveen had this guy come to our house to like fix the moldings and stuff.

[Jason Nash]

John.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Well, his name is Bulmaro. And then he found so much wrong with the house that like it started out as like a $3,000 job.

[Jason Nash]

That's the worst.

[David Dobrik]

Brother. He took apart my ceiling in my bedroom today. So I can't sleep in there tonight.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like to do what?

[David Dobrik]

I just came home and I was like. Because he found. He found like water leakage and stuff on my deck. Like a lot of problems. So it started out being this like three thousand dollar job.

[Jason Nash]

But let's be honest. Like, can't anybody come to anybody's house and find at least $50,000 worth of damages if they look hard enough?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like that is just like that's part of the trade of what they do, right? Like that's how they get money. I guess anybody that comes here, anytime they work on anything, they're always like,

[David Dobrik]

by the way, yes.

[Jason Nash]

And it's always, always, always.

[David Dobrik]

That's what he did to me. And I could say no, but also I need the work done. So now I'm like, fuck yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But you didn't need to work. You didn't need it done until.

[David Dobrik]

No, I did. There was. There was mold. So that's like dangerous that he placed there.

[Jason Nash]

I don't trust.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no, no. It's like my house was leaking for a while.

[Jason Nash]

No, he was.

[David Dobrik]

You think he did it really? Yeah.

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[Jason Nash]

Now, can you close your legs? I feel like you're just, like, shooting me with your vagina juices right now. It's like, freaking me out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You feel my pussy power?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, dude, that's crazy. All right. Please, John.

[David Dobrik]

Are you intimidated? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

She's coming for you.

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[Jason Nash]

Venus flytrap.

[David Dobrik]

She's talking.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Put a mic down there. Now let's see what she has to say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Tinkle, glitter, rainbow, star.

[David Dobrik]

We run this place. We're partners. Shut the fuck up.

[Jason Nash]

I'm gonna eat you.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's what my pussy said.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, dude, we're starting an OnlyFans. We don't need you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Honestly, I'm about to.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie, would you say if you. If your vagina had name, what would your vagina's name be? Oh, is your vagina manly or is it feminine?

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's cutie.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's definitely a linebacker. Offensive tackle.

[Jason Nash]

I can't imagine.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Definitely down there in the dirt getting the job done.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I could send you a pic later if you want. Would you like that? What if I sneaky, sneaky a little.

[Jason Nash]

You have snapping me all day, which is really weird.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I sent you one Snapchat, two selfies.

[Jason Nash]

Now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, I was being funny because you actually replied within seconds. I was like, what are you doing on Snapchat?

[Jason Nash]

I fucking. I'm on Snapchat.

[David Dobrik]

I thought you were, like, in the

[Natalie Mariduena]

bathroom or something, which I think you were, but you were also on Snapchat.

[Jason Nash]

I was taking dick fix. If you.

[David Dobrik]

If you got a snap from Natalie, that was her vagina, what would you do? Dude, like, let's say it was an accident. You don't know like, fully, like, first reaction.

[Jason Nash]

Fully real vagina there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You run the John and show a.

[Jason Nash]

This is like, did someone send me

[Natalie Mariduena]

snapping you my vagina?

[David Dobrik]

It's Natalie. Snap.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I thought I was sending my other David, but I accidentally sent it to you.

[Jason Nash]

My other David is so gross. I hope you never date a date.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Obviously, I could never date a David. Are you insane?

[Jason Nash]

I would. I'm not trying to be funny, but, like, it would really me up.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think so.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. You're so.

[David Dobrik]

I wouldn't care at all.

[Jason Nash]

What? Okay.

[David Dobrik]

I would. I'd be like, oh, yeah.

[Commercial Voice]

She.

[David Dobrik]

She up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you've seen my boobs.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I wouldn't just, like. I wouldn't look away. That's the problem. Like, I'd be like, I gotta see this.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, right, right, right, right.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I like it. No, you'd have to Bob Lazar that stuff.

[Jason Nash]

I'd be telling people about the tail for 18 years.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The tail.

[Jason Nash]

And I'd be like, you have to believe me. It lights up and it hovers.

[David Dobrik]

And you match the footage up with Logan.

[Jason Nash]

It was talking to me. No, I don't know. I just. I think it would, like, really, like, break something for me. What?

[David Dobrik]

If John sent you a dick pic?

[Jason Nash]

That's. That's another person. If Alex sent me a dick pic, I'd be like, that's really gross. If John sent me. John's actually. John's thinking about John's penis is actually very accurate to me thinking of Natalie's vagina.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, John, to me, in my head, like, is like a cartoon. So, like. Yeah, like, it's like if, like all of a sudden, like, Timmy Turner, like, whipped out his. Or like a spongebob. Spongebob was jerking one off. Like, that would be like, what's going on? Like, John shouldn't have a dick.

[David Dobrik]

Why? I don't. He has a girlfriend. How could he not have a date?

[Jason Nash]

Don't even get me started on that. I can't imagine that.

[David Dobrik]

But why can't you picture your friends as sexual beings?

[John]

That too. Jay. I mean, that's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Say it again.

[John]

I don't do that. I mean, that's weird.

[David Dobrik]

You don't do what?

[Jason Nash]

John also never talks about dick pics. John never talks about, like, his own, like, penis or anything. Yeah, like, he doesn't. He's a very not sexual person.

[David Dobrik]

Neither does Alex.

[Jason Nash]

He'll make, like a sexual joke. J, are you okay?

[David Dobrik]

Dude, I got wrapped up in the.

[Jason Nash]

Up in the mic ch. Jay. Jay, just stop.

[John]

Stop.

[Jason Nash]

You're gonna unplug the mics. Why are you doing that?

[David Dobrik]

Because you're not. You made a thing about it. I was gonna stay there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How does he still tangle them?

[Jason Nash]

I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Get the foot out.

[Jason Nash]

How the fuck is he 60 years old?

[David Dobrik]

Dude, it's cause I'm 60 years old.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, why are you standing up now?

[David Dobrik]

Because now I gotta make sure the mics are in.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Take the cord off your phone.

[Jason Nash]

You have headphones right next to you. Listen to the fucking headphones.

[David Dobrik]

We've been recording for 44 minutes, and we have eight minutes because it just

[Jason Nash]

got good when Ellie spread her damn fucking legs.

[Commercial Voice]

Stop.

[Jason Nash]

He's back in the water.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, all right, all right, all right, I'm off.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's working.

[David Dobrik]

Can I tell my story?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Why? Because I'm part of the podcast, too. Shut up.

[Jason Nash]

We're talking about John's cock right now.

[John]

We can talk about the Jason story.

[Jason Nash]

John, what is it like?

[John]

What is it like?

[Jason Nash]

Are you like. Yeah, can we just, like. Can we just fucking finally talk about the fucking? Like, you've seen my asshole. You've been deep inside there. What is your penis like? Is it a regular size? Is it.

[John]

It's just like a Prius, man. It takes you from point A to point B. That's it.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So it takes you places?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's kind of. Actually kind of like, it's got to

[David Dobrik]

get charged up like a Prius.

[John]

No, no, no. It gets good mile per gallon. It just works low maintenance.

[David Dobrik]

How often do you have sex?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

And remember, your entire family in the Philippines is listening.

[John]

I'm good, Jay. We can move on.

[Jason Nash]

But, like. Okay, like, we don't have to talk about how often, like, when you are having sex.

[John]

This is what you guys brought me in here for?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. Sorry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I spread my legs and it took

[Jason Nash]

us on a weird bath for another reason. I'll ask you that later. But, like. But how, Like. Yeah. What are you, like. Do you talk dirty or.

[John]

No, no.

[Jason Nash]

Why did you say like you do? Why are you embarrassed about it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

He doesn't want me put on the spot.

[Jason Nash]

Do you talk dirty?

[David Dobrik]

I didn't discover talking dirty till I was much later in life.

[Jason Nash]

Well. Cause it's because you've been living dirty. So I think you basically had it, like, fully covered.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like, I haven't showered a week.

[Jason Nash]

Do you say things or. No, Though I. I think talking dirty is a very aggressive way to say it. Do you talk.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Talk her through it?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No.

[John]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Do you say things?

[John]

Yeah, I go, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm here.

[Jason Nash]

No, but seriously, seriously, be serious. What do you say?

[David Dobrik]

I'm the one who knocks.

[Jason Nash]

I'm the one who knocks. What do you say?

[David Dobrik]

Call me Heisenberg.

[Jason Nash]

Do you role play? What's an easy.

[David Dobrik]

How's. How's.

[Jason Nash]

What's an easier way for me to approach this question with you? There's no easy way to approach this. Okay. Have you rolled?

[David Dobrik]

Tell me. I'm Peter Parker's friend in real Life.

[Jason Nash]

No. Tell me you've seen me in Spider Man.

[David Dobrik]

Call me Ned. Call me David's friend.

[Jason Nash]

Call me David's friend.

[David Dobrik]

Tell me.

[Jason Nash]

Tell me I don't have to pay for rent this much. Tell me the Tesla Charger out and the driveway's open right now and I can plug in. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Tell me I can send these chairs for the next two years and get paid.

[Jason Nash]

Can I send these chairs for the next two years? Okay. Have you ever role played? Like, I feel like role playing with you would be really fun. Cuz like, I don't think you take it like, I don't. Like, I'm like, I like, you're obviously. Well, actually, forgive me if I'm wrong, but like, I don't think you're like this Christian Grey, like smoldering guy. I think role playing with you would be like funny experience. And I think sex could be funny, right? Like, I think it could bounce in and out of like.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

No. Okay, there we go, John, we're getting somewhere.

[David Dobrik]

Sex isn't funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it could start funny.

[Jason Nash]

I think it could start funny.

[John]

I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like you're just goofing around.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, hey, no, I'm saying role playing. Role playing a lot of the time is all.

[David Dobrik]

We got some great role plays going on in my house.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, amazing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I'm sure.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you ever have somebody sit in cake?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sit in cake?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[David Dobrik]

The best.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What does that mean?

[David Dobrik]

Or sometimes the vital knock on the door and she'll be like, hey, I'm here for the photo shoot. Like, hey, come on in.

[Jason Nash]

You're kidding.

[David Dobrik]

No. And then. And she was like, yeah. She's like, just tell me what you like want me to change into and you know, we'll just take the pictures.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay. But do you guys actually. Does it actually lead to sex?

[David Dobrik]

Sometimes. Sometimes not though. Sometimes it's just like that feels like I'm kind of proving your point of the funny point.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Okay. Cuz that's like shit. I do with you. Like you come in and we banter.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. Fucking you? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, I'm not interested in fucking.

[Jason Nash]

You'll walk into my house and you'll be like, where's the leak? I was like, the leak? I don't know. And then I'll play along with you. I'll be like, I guess the sink's not running properly.

[David Dobrik]

And then my bike.

[Jason Nash]

But nobody's clothes come off, so that's. That's the difference, right?

[John]

Well, that's.

[David Dobrik]

That's like, one scenario.

[Jason Nash]

But you with fun, you with Naveen can get to the point where it's like. It's like a serious role play.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I bought her a. A Smarties bikini once. Made a Smarties.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That can't be fun.

[David Dobrik]

That was great.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Then it was in our house that Charlie. Charlie picked it up. She said, can I have some of these Smarties?

[Jason Nash]

Crazy John's type of role play. It's Crazy John. You ever have a Korean barbecue?

[David Dobrik]

John's got a little hibachi by the bed.

[Jason Nash]

Instead of John changing positions, it's him, like, flipping it over like a skewer.

[John]

You guys have some wild imaginations.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I want to. I want to get you my entire life. Like, come on. Like, give. Give me one thing. Give me one thing. Role play. Yes or no? Have you ever. I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. What's, like, the kinkiest thing you've done? I got.

[John]

I got. I have no answer honestly.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

What's the kinkiest thing you've done?

[Jason Nash]

The kinkiest or, like, anything?

[David Dobrik]

Roleplay, kind of.

[Jason Nash]

I hooked up with a girl once on, like, the hood of her car.

[David Dobrik]

Nice outside.

[Jason Nash]

It's not, like, really kinky.

[David Dobrik]

Down at Walmart or. Where were you?

[Jason Nash]

It was in. I don't remember, because I was so young. I think I was, like, 19. It was right when I moved to LA. I don't know what street it was, but it was somewhere in the Valley, I think.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn.

[Jason Nash]

Like, out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really? Out in the public?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, like, out. Like, out in this. Like, parked on the street?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

All right.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No, nice.

[John]

No.

[Jason Nash]

No. Nothing. That wasn't even, like, kinky. It was just like. I guess I didn't want to go back to my apartment. How'd it get all quiet?

[John]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Waiting for John to just give something out.

[Jason Nash]

Where's the kinkiest place you've had sex or hooked up? Hooked up. I would. I hooked up. I say, is anything like, more than, like, kissing and making out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I've done, like, some, like, cliche stuff where, like, I broke into the football field and, like, had sex in the middle of it at night.

[John]

Whoa.

[Jason Nash]

Sex in the middle of the football field?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I, like, made my boyfriend do it, too. I was like, we're doing this? And he was like, no, we're not. And I was like, well, you're gonna

[Jason Nash]

have to come get me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

To come get me.

[David Dobrik]

That's a cool one. That's a cool bucket.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that One was fun. It was Bucket list. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

How old were you? This was in high school.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I was 20. I was in college.

[Jason Nash]

And did you break into a high school field?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. With a college football field.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay, Okay. I was like, I only know one football field, and that's the Vernhills cougar. And I'm like, you didn't do that there, did you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That'.

[David Dobrik]

That's sacred ground. It's where the Vikings play. Dave's peeking in. You guys aren't supposed to be in here. This place is closed at 10. Who's over there? He's got a flashlight. What's going on? David? Natalie? What are you guys doing out here? Why are your pants off?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, he's just helping you study.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Helping me stretch.

[Jason Nash]

See, that's weird. Ew. Okay, enough of that. John, do you have an answer, please, so we can wrap this up? I'm gonna go to Jason's story. Dude, let's just move on to Jason's story.

[David Dobrik]

Why don't you like talking about sex? It's okay if that. You don't. They're just curious. Like, I get it. I didn't used to like talking about it either. I don't love talking about it either. I don't like people hearing my business. But it's a podcast.

[John]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Are you religious?

[John]

I don't know. I don't know if I'm actually considered religious now. Like, I go to.

[David Dobrik]

Your family hasn't told you?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[John]

I mean, I go to church like you do. I want to try going more.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[John]

Honestly?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Should we all become church people?

[John]

It's really nice.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think so.

[David Dobrik]

People get a lot out of it.

[John]

You go to church like that 10,

[David Dobrik]

10am Mass, what do you get out of it?

[John]

I don't know. It's just. It's a lot of self thought.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's a good way to make friends.

[David Dobrik]

That's a great way to make friends. Go to church.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go to church.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I'm a big church guy.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know. It's.

[John]

It's. I think you got to try.

[Jason Nash]

You got to, like, just what I did all my life.

[John]

I know, I know, but it's different now. Like, you haven't gone to church in how long? How many years now? Like, 10 years.

[Jason Nash]

Other than, like, holidays?

[John]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like nine, 10 years.

[David Dobrik]

I respect people that go to church, but when they tell me they go to church, I'm always kind of like, really, like. Like, huh? Like. And you get. And what do you get out of it? And they're like, this is a crazy

[Jason Nash]

pivot, by the way, from where we were

[David Dobrik]

ago.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's the same of your vagina, by the way. Would you go to 10:00am Mass?

[David Dobrik]

Well, here's the thing with churches. You feel like you're missing out because those people love it so much. They get so much out of it. And you're like, maybe I should do that.

[John]

Yeah, it's a lot of self reflection and I think that's what I like about it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. No, I don't ever look at somebody that likes church and go, why the fuck do you like church? It's just not my thing. And I'm a guy that loves praying.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you like to do a little praying up in your room by yourself, huh? You're a little pray dog, aren't you?

[Jason Nash]

I'm a little pray master.

[John]

You know what I don't get, Jay? The people that like actually like, you know, the, like they go next to their bedside and like they pray.

[David Dobrik]

That's David.

[Jason Nash]

That's literally me. What?

[John]

No, you're with me.

[Jason Nash]

That's every night.

[David Dobrik]

You've never.

[John]

Every night.

[David Dobrik]

You've never walked in on him while he's praying?

[John]

I've never done that.

[David Dobrik]

That's so funny. I would think living here, you would have walked in.

[Jason Nash]

I have a big argue, like every time. Not every time, but like every, like five. Every five times I start praying. I have this thought in my head that like, gives me like guilt and I'm like, what if some one of my friends walk in on me? Can I stop praying? Like I'm talking to God in this. I'm like, yeah, can I stop praying? Or like, should I hold my ground to show him that like this shit. But like, in my head I'm like, I'm probably gonna stop praying. Like, I don't want you to be offended.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And in your mind, what do you do?

[Jason Nash]

No one's ever walked in on me. Yeah, I've never.

[John]

Never seen that.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[John]

No, I've never seen that.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I don't know. And I have. And I have to be sitting upright and I have to say things. Right.

[David Dobrik]

Do you ever put Natalie in there?

[Jason Nash]

Huh?

[David Dobrik]

In your prayers?

[Natalie Mariduena]

In your prayers?

[Jason Nash]

No. No, I've never actually put her in there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't pray for me when I went to the hospital two weeks ago.

[David Dobrik]

Who's in there then? If you're not putting natter in there, you put John in there.

[Jason Nash]

I like to keep those. That's private.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay. We're on a podcast Brother John.

[John]

John's gonna have to tell us his

[Jason Nash]

kink, or I'm not telling you what I pray about. Fine. Fine.

[David Dobrik]

My kid John. You can get into his prayers.

[Jason Nash]

I like being tied up. And he barked at. Yeah, well, that's okay, Jay. You tell us your story.

[David Dobrik]

Well, okay. Charlie has this, like, best friend. She's great. Known her all my life. And so I was in the grocery store, and she's in there with. She's. She's in there with this, like, hunky, like, football player dude.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's with a guy, and they're in high school. They're in high school, you know? And I was like, yo, what's up, Susan? Hey, how's it going? And you can just kind of tell that she's like, you know, she's, like, crushing on this guy. This guy. The guy's really handsome dude. He's like, big, jock kind of guy, you know? And. And they're like, hey, Jason.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like.

[David Dobrik]

Like, oh, I just saw Charlie, like, so nice.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like. Like, this is Steven.

[David Dobrik]

Like, you know, she's, like, so proud to, like, be hanging with this dude. Because it's, like, all about boys now. It's so fun. Like, Charlie just got asked to prom and stuff.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, shit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And. And. And he's like, what's up? Nice to meet you. I know Charlie, you know, And. And so then she's like. She's there, and she's, like, you know, kind of awkward because she's a teen. And she's next to the soup, and she, like, leans against the soup and the ladle from the soup.

[Jason Nash]

Actual soup?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

There's four soups out.

[Jason Nash]

There's mushrooms, soup bar. Soup.

[David Dobrik]

Soup bar. And the ladle from the soup hooks onto her jeans. And she's, like, moving, and it wasn't, like, a big deal, but now she, like, moves again, and she. Her jeans has grabbed the ladle.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And so now this is, like, full ladle with lentil soup, like, hanging off of her. But she doesn't know that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but you see it.

[David Dobrik]

I see it, and I'm like, oh, my God, Susan. Like, this is fucking embarrassing.

[Jason Nash]

He doesn't see it.

[David Dobrik]

He doesn't see it. And then all of a sudden, and she's like, what? Oh, my God. Like, it wasn't a huge thing. You know what I mean? But it was just, like, a little thing. And the ladle was on her. She's just like, oh, my God. How did that happen? He's like, oh, whoa. That's crazy. That was it. It was so fucking funny to me.

[Jason Nash]

Such a funny Jason story. Just leaning into a ladle and that was the best day of my life.

[David Dobrik]

That was so funny.

[Jason Nash]

Now that is really funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Well, Susan, if you're out there and you were on your first date, stay away from the soup bar. Am I right?

[David Dobrik]

You fucking idiot. She's great.

[Jason Nash]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's pod. We saved the best for last around here. Thank you for joining us, and we will see you guys for the next Views podcast. Tuesday and if everything goes well, a vlog.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Monday, let's go.

[John]

Monday, let's do it.

[David Dobrik]

And we're gonna go see busboys this weekend, right?

[Jason Nash]

I'm gonna go see busboys.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I don't know. I have my paddle tournament.

[David Dobrik]

Your pal's in it.

[Jason Nash]

My paddle tournament? Yeah, Paddle tournament, Jason.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. What? I thought you meant your pal's in it. Like David Spade.

[Jason Nash]

My pal is in it.

[David Dobrik]

Come on, man. Let's go to the movies.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. All right. Let's go to the movies.

[David Dobrik]

All right.

[Jason Nash]

Bye, guys.

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