Jason Gets Busted in Sweden

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Jason Gets Busted in Sweden
Date: January 1, 2026

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Main Theme

This episode centers on travel adventures, hilarious “rich-people” dilemmas (first class vs. economy), relationship dynamics, and behind-the-scenes misadventures from the crew’s recent trip to Sweden. The hosts ring in the new year with classic banter—discussing travel plans, New Year’s resolutions, and awkward/funny moments from recent vlogs and real life, including Jason’s “busted” moment with Swedish dinner companions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking Off the New Year

• The crew opens with jokes about sticking with the podcast (“Here’s to six more months,” “Here’s to two more weeks,” [00:38]) and ribbing each other over their dedication.
• Zane announces upcoming travel to Sydney, Australia, while still recording in LA ([00:52]).

Notable Quote:

"I just signed my one month contract, guys. I’m here for another month."
– Jason Nash [00:43]

2. The 'Am I the Asshole?' Dilemma: First Class or Economy?

• Zane poses a Reddit-style ethical question: Is he an asshole for flying his three siblings to Australia in economy while he flies business/first ([01:12]–[04:14])?
• Naveen says yes, others (Jason, David) say no, especially given the $8,000-per-person price difference.
• The group debates influencer culture, relationships, and the etiquette of flying companions in coach while taking first class oneself.

Notable Quotes:

"They’re not my kids, though… If they were my kids, I’d be like, yeah, obviously I’m sitting with them wherever."
– Zane [01:52]
"I think a business class is like, a real, real, real, real privilege."
– Zane [03:08]
"That is the one situation where I am sitting economy and my girlfriend is sitting, like, first class… I think that is fucking madness."
– David [04:04]

3. Australia's Vibe and Family Trip Planning

• Zane describes logistics around the Australia trip and plans for his siblings:
  • Renting an Airbnb
  • Vibe check: “I have no idea what got into me to invite them” ([05:08])
  • Plans for them to be mostly independent
  • Sibling personalities—Toby will likely organize activities like soccer, Esther has a boyfriend in Australia
  • Airbnbs were hard to find due to demand for New Year's ([06:32])

Notable Moment:

• “I think all the fireworks, like, over the big bridge there… I’ve been told it’s a great, great New Year’s.” – Zane [07:09]

4. Upcoming Travel: The Philippines, Airbnb Economics & Hosting Headaches

• Zane, Jason, and Naveen discuss possibly joining Zane in the Philippines ([07:38]); debate flying business vs. economy again ([07:46]).
• Alex’s family is staying at Zane’s house, leading to funny gun questions:
  • “Is there any way [Alex’s uncle] could shoot his gun in the backyard?” ([08:48])
• Jason suggests renting out Zane’s house for the LA Olympics for half a million dollars—Zane struggles with the feeling of letting strangers into his home ([09:45]–[11:41]).

Notable Quote:

"My home is very... like my literal beating heart."
– Zane [10:07]

5. New Year's Resolutions: Staying Present, Positivity, and Kindness

• Jason’s goal: Be present, positive, and “draw a square” around his face to focus ([12:44]).
• Naveen’s: "Be kinder and do more good stuff” instead of just self-work ([14:09]).
• Zane: Stay single, enjoy freedom ([16:09]).

Notable Quotes:

"I’m not gonna let anything get me down… That’s what I’m doing. I had a real realization."
– Jason Nash [13:15]
"…Now I want to do more good stuff for others because I feel like—so good with me. Like, I’m always doing self work, so now I think I’m perfect."
– Naveen [14:13]

6. Movie Talk: 'Eternity' and Philosophical Afterlife Questions

• Zane brings up the movie “Eternity” (Elizabeth Olsen and Miles Teller)—touches on the premise of choosing your afterlife and being stuck in your “happiest” age/body ([17:12]–[20:19]).
• Sparks conversation about relationships and the quirks of being partnered vs. single.

Notable Moment:

• “You’re stuck in the body you are happiest in. So, like, you go back to the time you were happiest…” ([20:17])

7. Relationships, Food, and Living with Friends

• Joking about eating partners’ meals:
  • “Naveen will eat half her meal, then I eat my meal, then half her meal...” ([21:01])
  • Amira (friend) staying with Jason and Naveen, leading to some humorous awkwardness about sharing beds ([21:09]–[21:47])
  • Light jokes about camping and “too many boners” in tents ([22:02])

8. The Swedish Adventure & Jason Gets “Busted”

• Central story: The group’s Sweden trip, dinner with Swedish women, and Jason’s surprising recall of everyone’s names ([22:54]–[24:13]).
• Jason bets $1,000 he can name all the women; wins. Naveen’s reaction is set up as a funny “busted” moment.
• Jason describes how he always makes a point to mention his girlfriend and kids quickly in new social situations for comfort—not trying to flirt.

Notable Quote:

“The best thing you can do, is be good at names, you know? Goes such a long way.”
– Jason Nash [25:57]

9. More Sweden Antics: Snowmobiles, Ice Hotels, Mountaintop Helicopter Trips

• Vivid travelogue:
  • Extremely cold snowmobiling on a frozen lake ([28:26])
  • No one wanted to stay at the freezing Ice Hotel; opted for “activities instead” ([29:57])
  • Helicopter trip to the top of a mountain; Natalie takes topless picture, Alex Ernst flees the scene out of awkwardness ([30:34]–[31:37])
  • Zane surprises his mom with a Volkswagen minivan

Notable, Funny Segment:

“They were dunzo… Zane just got off the snowmobile, he was like… he couldn't move his mouth.”
– Jason Nash [29:33]

10. Upcoming Adventures: The Philippines, Vlog Content, and Vague Anxiety

• Plans for the Philippines trip, possible wedding crashing (again!), and comparing it with past scenarios. Brainstorming things to do there: massages, McDonald’s, and seeing John’s family ([32:00]–[35:05]).
• Zane reads a hilarious text exchange with John about buying gift wrapping supplies—shows John’s lovable but scatterbrained personality ([33:40]–[35:42]).

11. Reflections on Speaking Gigs and Aging

• Zane recounts lucrative, low-pressure college speaking gigs:
  • High pay, minimal effort, just “talk for an hour” ([36:38]–[37:54]).
• The crew reflects on aging, having kids late, and what that means (“People with really old dads are so funny... anyone I’ve met where their parent was significantly older is so hilarious.” – Naveen [42:29]).

12. Parenting, LA vs. Elsewhere, and Looking to the Future

• Discussion on where to raise kids (LA or elsewhere), elite schools, and school expenses ([41:04]–[41:25]).
• “Should we time it so we both have kids at the same time?... Oh my God, that’d be so funny if my kid is growing up alongside Doris.” – Zane [42:06]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You are totally fucking playing both sides here.” – Zane (about Naveen’s travel preferences) [02:42]
• “A business class is like, a real, real, real, real privilege.” – Zane [03:08]
• “For me, if my siblings were like, older… I couldn’t fly with my parents and put them in economy, that’s a rule. I think siblings is, like, where the rule is okay.” – David [04:54]
• “My home is very… my literal beating heart.” – Zane [10:07]
• “I want to do, like, nicer things for others because I feel like—so good with me. I’m always doing self work, so now I think I’m perfect.” – Naveen [14:13]
• “You’re stuck in the body that you are happiest in.” – David (about the “Eternity” movie) [20:17]
• “The best thing you can do, is be good at names, you know?” – Jason Nash [25:57]
• “I like to make it obvious that I’m old… I showed them your picture.” – Jason Nash (about dinner with Swedish women) [24:42]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:12] – Am I the Asshole: Flying Siblings Economy
• [04:04] – The Dating Class Plane Paradox
• [07:38] – Planning the Philippines Trip
• [09:45] – House Rental for Olympics Debate
• [12:44] – New Year’s Resolutions
• [17:12] – ‘Eternity’ Movie & Afterlife Philosophizing
• [21:01] – Relationship Quirks & Eating Habits
• [22:54] – Jason’s “Busted in Sweden” Story & Name Game
• [28:26]–[31:37] – Sweden Adventure: Snowmobiles & Helicopter Ride
• [33:40]–[35:42] – The John & The Wrapping Paper Story
• [36:38] – Zane’s College Speaking Gigs & Growing Up

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Overall Tone

• Playful, irreverent, self-deprecating, and fast-paced. The crew riff off one another’s quirks and past experiences with easy rapport. Underlying it all is an affection for each other and for the ordinary absurdities of their (sometimes not-so-ordinary) lives.

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For Listeners Who Missed It:

This episode delivers a mix of travel stories, introspective moments, inside jokes, and real-life mayhem—framed by honest conversations about family, money, relationships, and choices. There’s charming accountability (and ribbing) for Jason’s “busted” Sweden dinner, quick-witted debate over social etiquette, sweet New Year’s resolutions, and memorable “only-in-this-friend-group” fiascos.

Next episode tease: The group reassembles in the Philippines—bringing their podcast gear along for more fun.

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Transcript

[Jason Nash]

Views.

[Zane Hijazi]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views and Happy New Year. Happy New Year's, everybody. It is officially 2026.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. We did it, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

We made it. A whole year of podcasts.

[Zane Hijazi]

Holy. Was it?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Rinehart]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

At the beginning of the year. Yeah. Kudos to us.

[Jason Nash]

Unbelievable.

[Zane Hijazi]

Honestly, props to me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, props to you. Got it going.

[Zane Hijazi]

Keep it going. Every day.

[David]

I don't want to be here.

[Jason Nash]

I know. And yet you keep coming back.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, I'm stoked.

[David]

Another year.

[Zane Hijazi]

Here's to six more months. Yeah, here's to two more weeks.

[Jason Nash]

I just signed my one month contract, guys. I'm here for another month.

[Zane Hijazi]

This is exhilarating.

[Jason Nash]

David has two hats on his head, by the way. He has two baseball hats on.

[Zane Hijazi]

I have two hats because. Okay, guys, I know I've been saying that one of the podcasts we're gonna. We're gonna podcast from Sydney. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm still in la.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

But I'm going to Sydney right now. I'm about to leave. I'm a little out of breath.

[Jason Nash]

How many flight is it?

[Zane Hijazi]

15, but it's direct.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. It's not bad.

[Zane Hijazi]

So I'm gonna sleep the entire time.

[Jason Nash]

David is incredible on a flight.

[Zane Hijazi]

Hey, I have a. I have a question.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Zane Hijazi]

Have you ever seen those Reddit. Am I the asshole?

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Zane Hijazi]

Am I the ass? M I the. Am I T A?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I got one for you. Eta that's what's about me. I know the answer. Am I the asshole for flying my three siblings economy?

[Naveen]

Yes.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

No kids. Three siblings. They're getting to go to Australia.

[Zane Hijazi]

Naveen answered quick. That's Naveen's voice you're hearing, by the way. Jason.

[Jason Nash]

What's the difference in price?

[David]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

You're also taught the difference of price.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

$8,000 ahead.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, come on.

[Naveen]

Okay, but Naveen. No. Then you have to go.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'm just saying this honestly, just because I.

[Jason Nash]

You go economy.

[Naveen]

You go economy with them, and then it's like all of you are spending time together.

[Zane Hijazi]

They're not my kids, though. If they were my kids, I'd be like, yeah, I'm obviously sitting with them wherever.

[Naveen]

But you're starting the trip off.

[Zane Hijazi]

Would they're gonna be like, I don't think so.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Naveen]

When you're like, ugh, like, you're gonna come out, you've slept 15 hours laying down, you're gonna be like.

[David]

But they're like, younger.

[Jason Nash]

What about the time you took Wyatt and Charlie to Boston and I sat first class.

[Naveen]

I bought my own ticket. You wanted to.

[David]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Zane Hijazi]

What happened?

[Naveen]

We went to Boston, but Jason was meeting us there.

[David]

So you took Charlie and Wyatt.

[Naveen]

You took the kids six hours.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, so you upgraded yourself to first class.

[Naveen]

I was gonna sit, and he was like, I'll sit on the window. You sit on the aisle. And they were fighting and they're like, wait, Naveen, do you, like, you're okay with sitting in the middle? And I was like, so I'm seat, too, but.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. So.

[David]

Wow.

[Zane Hijazi]

You are totally fucking playing both sides here.

[Naveen]

But it was awkward.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh. Like, when you landed, it was weird.

[Naveen]

When you land, you're like.

[Zane Hijazi]

You learn a lesson.

[Naveen]

Like, you feel so good, you're ready to, like, go out, and everyone else is, like, broken and has, like, a neck problem now.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know. Dude. Listen, I.

[Jason Nash]

No. Your siblings do not need to fly first class.

[Zane Hijazi]

No. 100%, I think I agree.

[Jason Nash]

They're just. They're getting to go to Australia for the first time.

[David]

By the way, I've asked everybody.

[Zane Hijazi]

I've asked, like, 10, 15 people.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Just because I like hearing people. And, Naveen, you are the first person to argue the other side. So if they were like, I don't know. I think a business class is like, a real, real, real, real privilege.

[Jason Nash]

Like, it's like, well, let's play it out. Let's say you did go to economy with them. You would have more bonding.

[Naveen]

Yeah. But then you would be uncom.

[Zane Hijazi]

More body.

[David]

I drop them off at the airport.

[Jason Nash]

Are you going to go back and visit them in economy and.

[Zane Hijazi]

No.

[Jason Nash]

No. You're not at all. No.

[Naveen]

No. But visiting.

[Zane Hijazi]

What I think is. I think. What I think is so fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Is it's rude to visit. Is.

[David]

First of all, it's an extra $25,000 in tickets.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David]

Right. Which is too much. Kind of insane.

[Jason Nash]

Insane.

[David]

It's like a car.

[Jason Nash]

I used to fly my kids first. I'm so mad. I did it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude. You're the guy with your money. Oh. The weirdest thing I've seen influencers do this.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's so fucking weird. It drives me nuts. Is when they take their girlfriend on a trip. This is real.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

And the guy sitting first class.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David]

And the girl's not. That's insane. That is the one situation where I am sitting economy and my girlfriend is sitting, like, first class. I don't care if they don't have another seat.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David]

If we're in that moment, we're switching seats. I think that Is fucking madness.

[Jason Nash]

Well, maybe. Maybe he or she's making content up in first and they can't afford. I've seen that where it's like, yeah, we got the first class ticket so he could make a video about being in first. But yeah, yeah, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't stick to being in economy.

[David]

That would be interesting.

[Jason Nash]

I would let you have first and I'd go to economy.

[Naveen]

Well, if it was both of us and it was one seat, I would let you have it so that you would be in a better mood and not hurt when we landed.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. Oh.

[Naveen]

So I would take the hit.

[David]

For me, if my siblings were, like, older.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, it's 16.

[David]

Well, actually, they're actually like 16, 18, 21.

[Zane Hijazi]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

They're still pretty young and nimble.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David]

But, yeah, like, if it was my. I couldn't fly with my parents and putting them in a con. Like, that's. That's like, that's. That's a rule. I think siblings is, like, where the rule is. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

What are you going to do with them there? You going to just go around with them?

[Zane Hijazi]

Australia?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

No fudgeing idea. They keep asking me. They're like, what's the plan? And I'm like, like, you're going with the wrong guy. I don't know what got into me to invite him.

[Jason Nash]

Whose idea was it to invite them?

[Zane Hijazi]

I think it was mine.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Are you taking your little brother to.

[Zane Hijazi]

Get all three of them? Yeah, we're all. I got. I got us an Airbnb. We're all staying in one. We're all staying in one house.

[Naveen]

You have to make sure they all eat all their meals.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, that's kind of what I was like. I was like, you guys are good to, like, do things on your own, right?

[Jason Nash]

Well, Toby, 16, Toby, who's the.

[Zane Hijazi]

Actually, Toby's the one I'm telling to do things on his own the most.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

So I'm like, there's a really good chance I won't wake up till 5pm every day and then I'm going to go out. So, like, what do you know? But I think Toby's, like, got activities planned.

[Jason Nash]

Like what?

[Zane Hijazi]

He's like a big soccer guy. So, like, just going to, like, a park or, like, it's summertime in Australia.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

And I think the other one, Sarah, also, like, doesn't love going out, so I think they're always a tag team.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, got it.

[Zane Hijazi]

And Esther has her boyfriend that lives in Australia.

[Jason Nash]

You could take Toby to a soccer match.

[Zane Hijazi]

In Australia?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Isn't that, like, more like rugby there or something?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, or a rugby match.

[Zane Hijazi]

Soccer match.

[Jason Nash]

That could be fun.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, that'd be really. That'd be really thrilling.

[Jason Nash]

And what about Natalie?

[Zane Hijazi]

Natalie, She'll.

[Jason Nash]

She'll end up taking care of the kids.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, no. Because she's not. It's. Dude, in. In my house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's me, my three siblings and Zayn.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. Where's Natalie?

[Zane Hijazi]

Nelly has her own house.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. Oh. Got it.

[Zane Hijazi]

She's kind of fucked up.

[Naveen]

She has her own house.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

That's cool.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Airbnbs were really tough to find because apparently Sydney's, like, the spot for.

[Jason Nash]

So nice about Sydney.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, I think they do, like, all the fireworks. Like, have you seen Sydney?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Have you ever landed there?

[Jason Nash]

No, I've never been there, but.

[Zane Hijazi]

Fucking weird.

[Jason Nash]

How so?

[Zane Hijazi]

It's like. It's like. You would never expect it to be, like, so watery. I know it sounds crazy because Australia is, like, considered a big island.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Zane Hijazi]

Which is, I think, also another weird thing because then, technically, isn't everything an island? There's like, canal. I don't know. I don't know how to explain what you mean. When you land, you're like, oh, what the fuck? Like, from the birds. Like, a lot of it is on water. So I'm trying to say. Yeah. So, like, I think all the fireworks, like, over the big bridge there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And things like that. So I've been told. It's a great, great New Year's.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know. I'm excited to go out with my siblings. My younger brother doesn't drink. He doesn't like doing it. He thinks it's good. He thinks it's bad.

[Jason Nash]

Good.

[Zane Hijazi]

Was he 16? So, I mean, he probably couldn't.

[Jason Nash]

The other two are out of control, actually.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know about the other two. One of them I don't know about. And I should have him on the pod.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think when I'm in Sydney. Yeah. Oh, no, I won't bring the POD equipment.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. You can if you want.

[Zane Hijazi]

Which brings me to my next question.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Zane Hijazi]

Are you and Naveen going to meet me in the Philippines?

[Jason Nash]

We're down for the Philippines?

[Naveen]

Hell, yeah, we are.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I just talked to you.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, Naveen said, Hell, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Naveen's excited. Naveen loves to travel.

[Zane Hijazi]

Are you putting Naveen Economy?

[Naveen]

Are you going business? Well, I already looked up a first class ticket and it's.

[Jason Nash]

How much?

[Naveen]

It's only three grand.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Let's do it.

[Naveen]

That's not crazy for a round trip.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow, that's amazing. Wait, business or first class?

[Naveen]

It only gave me business, so I think whatever plane I was looking at was.

[Zane Hijazi]

We talked about this.

[Jason Nash]

We don't need first class, just business.

[Naveen]

Business is fine.

[Zane Hijazi]

We talked about.

[Naveen]

But the economy was like. To go to the Philippines on those days was like $300.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Naveen]

Yeah. So I was like, okay, what's first? That's like kind of too cheap.

[Zane Hijazi]

That is kind of crazy.

[Jason Nash]

How many hours is the Philippines?

[Naveen]

There's like a stop. Did. Do you have a non stop one?

[Zane Hijazi]

I'm flying from Dubai or I'm flying from Australia, so I think I am non stop. So I'm going Australia, Dubai, some. Someplace else. Oh, sorry. Australia, Philippines and Dubai.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Zane Hijazi]

So I'm gone for a long time and Alex is. I'm letting Alex's family stay at my house. Yeah, there's like six or six to eight members that are staying here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And his uncle. Yeah, his uncle texted and asked him if there's any way he could shoot his gun in the backyard. And I'm like, I don't even know. I don't. I don't even.

[David]

I don't.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'm a little worried now.

[Jason Nash]

How's he traveling with a gun?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't think a gun. I don't think they're flying.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think they're like road tripping. And I think he's like one of those, like, gun guys. Oh, I could be making this all up. I have no idea. And you know, it's. California's not a place to shoot guns in a backyard.

[Jason Nash]

No. I wonder. He just wants to, like, stay sharp.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I think he thinks that the yard is, like, really big. That, like, there's like a fire rage. I don't really know exactly how it would be.

[Jason Nash]

And what did Alex tell him?

[Zane Hijazi]

Alex said no. He's still bringing the gun, but he cannot shoot in the backyard. So just. If any of my neighbors are listening to this, do not worry if you hear gunfire. It's not him. It is an actual. It is an actual emergency.

[Jason Nash]

So what happened to Steve buying the house?

[Zane Hijazi]

That's gonna be nice. Oh, Steve will do it. Gave up on the house. But, Jay, you gave me a good idea today.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Jason said I should. I should rent my house out for the Olympics.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you make a lot of money.

[Naveen]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Which is crazy because, like, first of all, not first of all, but I feel like I would never do that because I feel that's like such an Invasion of like. Like my home is very like. It's like my like my literal beating heart.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

So like I don't know. I don't know how to let people in here. Yeah. But I also think for a month I could probably get. I'm going to fucking say a crazy number.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think I could get like half a million dollars.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Right. So at 28 Olympics, it's 10,000 a night, 30 nights.

[Zane Hijazi]

Cause I'm thinking in Palm Springs, Coachella, maybe 300,000. No, Jake is like Coachella. Right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Happens every year.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

You have a house this size in Palm Springs for the week. It's like 100 grand.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, for the weekend.

[Zane Hijazi]

For the weekend.

[Jason Nash]

For four days.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, for four days. So now imagine the Olympics are like, you know, for a full month, a month rental in la.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of nice.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know. And I feel like that feels like a no brainer. Right.

[Jason Nash]

We should rent our house. Does that and go.

[Zane Hijazi]

Naveen, how do you feel about people being in your home? Kind of weird, right?

[Naveen]

I'm okay with it. I don't have like the same attachment. Like you like love your house. Like you like. Your eyes sparkled when you said it's your beating heart. It was really sweet.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. No, no, this is. Yeah. This is my everything. So it would be weird that someone would have like access to like do anything in here, but also like half a million dollars. Like I will be in Turks and Caicos. And also getting to leave.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

LA for, for the Olympics. I feel like it's kind of a plus. Yeah. Like that doesn't feel like.

[Jason Nash]

And they get the pickleball court.

[Zane Hijazi]

It doesn't. And they get the pool and the sauna.

[Jason Nash]

And the sauna. And the gym.

[Zane Hijazi]

And the price fix gym.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's why I'm saying with amenities. I think it's. I think I could do half a million.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. I forgot about that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Damn. And it'll be summertime, so it'll be like prime time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I just take 5% so. For the idea, so. Really? Yeah.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

So if I sell for 500 grand, I'll give you. I'll give you five grand.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Sounds good. We should, we should rent ours. What do you think we rent ours for?

[Zane Hijazi]

I won't give you five grand. I'll take you on my trip. Wherever I'm going.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, perfect.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'll take you. Where do you want to go?

[Jason Nash]

Turks and Caicos. Well, it's the summertime. It's gonna be too hot there.

[Zane Hijazi]

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[Jason Nash]

I love this topic.

[Zane Hijazi]

This is my favorite time of the year to talk New Year's resolutions.

[Jason Nash]

Dude, mine is just be positive. Just. I'm drawing a little square around my face. Yeah, right. And I stay in that square. So take your finger if you're listening and draw a little rectangle above your forehead, down by your eyes and then right on the bridge of your nose and then back up again. I'm staying right there. Interesting, focused present. Not letting, like, wild thoughts come into my head. And I'm. I'm like in the moment all the time. That's it. I'm not gonna let anything get me down. And that's. That's what I'm doing. I had a real realization. What's yours?

[Naveen]

Oh, I think I want you to.

[Jason Nash]

Take you to a doctor.

[Zane Hijazi]

I like that, Jake. It kind of scared me for you. Went on a little too long. But I was.

[Jason Nash]

I wanted everyone at home to really understand it.

[Zane Hijazi]

What does that mean? That it's just your. Your eyes are your presence. Like, you're just locked in your tunnel vision.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So when I just use my eyes and think, oh, if I'm in a moment and something's happening, I think I'm pretty good.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Like, okay. I don't panic. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Where I have problems is when I'm left alone and by myself and I'm like, oh man, what am I gonna do about this? And, oh, no, then that's gonna happen. And. Oh, no, I screwed that up. I screwed this thing up 20 years ago and now I'm here. I'm not gonna let anything like that get into my head.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. That's good.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then. Naveen, what are you doing?

[Jason Nash]

Ozempic.

[Naveen]

Mine was like, ozempic.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm kidding.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, no, no.

[Naveen]

I can't do Ozempic right now. I just wanna be kinder and I want to do more. I want to do More good stuff.

[Zane Hijazi]

I was actually going to. I was going to recommend that one for you specifically.

[Jason Nash]

We were all thinking it now.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Yeah. I want to do like nicer things for others because I feel like so good with me. Like, I'm always like doing self work, so now I'm like think I'm perfect. Now I want to focus on wow.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, enough is enough. Like you've done it.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Like, I don't think.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think too many New Year's resolutions have been about you.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Like, I got in shape. I look good. I got married. I have good thoughts.

[Zane Hijazi]

What about, like, finding a better husband? Would you put that on your New Year's resolution or. No?

[Naveen]

No, I think Jason's like, perfect.

[Jason Nash]

Are you sure?

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Dave, I'm real. I'm real good. I'm real attentive.

[Naveen]

He's so good.

[Jason Nash]

I'm real attentive.

[Zane Hijazi]

Obviously it was being a dick just as a joke, but like, it's really nice to hear that. Wait, can you explain that?

[Naveen]

I don't know, like, even when. So when he got back from Boston, we've just been like staring at each other. It was like the longest chunk we've been apart.

[Zane Hijazi]

You've just been looking at each other?

[Naveen]

Yeah. Like, we'll just look at each other. And like, my friend Amira is like staying at my house right now. She's like, I think I'm gonna go do my own thing tonight.

[Zane Hijazi]

No way.

[Naveen]

We're just like, I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

She doesn't have to do it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. You're like that in love.

[Naveen]

I'm like, really obsessed with you right now.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I'm the guy.

[Naveen]

What happened?

[Jason Nash]

I don't. I don't know. What happened to you?

[Zane Hijazi]

This is amazing.

[Naveen]

Yeah. There's.

[Jason Nash]

What happened to you as you.

[Naveen]

About you. I think you've also been more positive and happy lately.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Naveen]

It's hot.

[Jason Nash]

It's.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's.

[Jason Nash]

Ever since that vision board, ever since.

[Zane Hijazi]

That pilot got 500,000 views. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, yeah. That helped a lot. Really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's true. You know, you have to. You have to be doing something that you are really excited about and that will pull you through. And that. That's.

[Naveen]

That's.

[Jason Nash]

As long as I'm doing. As long as I'm doing what I really love, then I'm going to be good.

[Naveen]

Nice.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, good for you.

[Naveen]

What's yours?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, what's yours?

[Zane Hijazi]

My New Year's resolution. Stay single. I'm going to try to. I'm going to Try my best.

[Jason Nash]

It's not a good one.

[Zane Hijazi]

Psychology. Here. Just keep this shit up.

[Jason Nash]

You like being single, though, huh? We were talking to one of our other friends the other day. I won't say his name, but he was like, he really loves being single. Who? I don't want to say I like it.

[Zane Hijazi]

I like it just because, like, I am reminded of, like, from people in relationships.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Constantly being like, take your time. Don't fucking do it. Like, you have all this freedom right now. Just enjoy. Like, yeah. Like. Yeah. Because once I'm in a relationship, which, honestly, I don't care if it's tomorrow or in a year or five, whatever. Once I'm in a relationship, I'm like, I've said this millions of times. I'm completely different person. I'm not going out. It's gonna be. It's. I may not even see you. To be honest, I don't know where I'm gonna be.

[Jason Nash]

You think you're still making videos?

[Zane Hijazi]

It depends if my girlfriend is, like, down.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Zane Hijazi]

But also, like, I could, like. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's like a loaded question. But I feel like I have to wait for. For my girlfriend. But. Oh, speaking of girlfriends, I saw the movie Eternity.

[Jason Nash]

Who's in that?

[Zane Hijazi]

That's the one with Elizabeth Olsen and Miles Teller. That's the one. Everyone messaged me because it was my. Okay, so remember a long podcast, like, a couple podcasts ago. Like, I'm talking, like, three years ago, maybe. I was like, when you get to heaven. Yeah. Like, what are you. What are you? Like. Yeah, like, are you. Are you. What am I saying? Like, what age are you?

[Jason Nash]

Do you know, like, when you go.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, what is your soul? Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[David]

So this movie is that movie where. Where this woman goes back to heaven?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[David]

But both of her husbands are there. One of her husbands who she was married to for 67 years, and the husband right before who died at war when she was 21.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh.

[David]

And now the husband that was 21 had to. Has decided to wait for her before choosing their, like, afterlife.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow.

[David]

It's really cool. So they're in this. So I'm not going to spoil anything. But they're in, like, this train station. Like, after you die, you go. You go into this, like, train station. You get off, and they explain to you, you're dead now. You have to choose where your eternity is.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David]

And if you don't choose, you can stay there, but then you have to get a job at the train station. So it's like being a bartender or helping other people find their eternity. But then all the eternities are really funny. It's like there's like a classic heaven version. You can choose that one. You could, you could choose Studio 54 where you're just getting fucked up all the time. You could choose. You can choose Mountain Village, which is like just the mountains. You could choose Beach Eternity.

[Zane Hijazi]

And wherever you choose, there's one that's just food.

[David]

And it's like constantly like you're just being fat. Like it's like, you know, a thousand different eternities you could choose from.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David]

And he gets there. Larry is the guy who was married to her for 67 years. He gets there. He's there for like four days and he's like, okay, I'm gonna go to the beach Eternity and I'm gonna leave my wife a note to meet me there. And as he's entering the eternity, she shows up at the station and she's.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, Larry, what the fuck? You're dead. You're dead.

[David]

And then at the moment they're talking, then Luke walks up, who's been waiting for her for 67 years.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David]

And then she's just. And Luke's really handsome guy, she's like, what the fuck do I do? And then she had. And then the whole movie. And then the, the people of eternity, like the people that like run it, gave her a travel visa to visit One Eternity with each of these potential husbands.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God.

[David]

So she takes one husband to one eternity and the other to the next. And then she has to choose who she wants to be with forever. And who's the girl really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Elizabeth.

[David]

Also WandaVision. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Damn, that sounds great. Is it a comedy?

[David]

Yeah. It's lighthearted, right? Yeah, yeah, it's great. And the question that I've always wondered is what is what you're gonna look like? They kind of addressed in a cool way. They said you're stuck in the body that you are happiest in. So like you go back to like the time you were happiest.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God, that sucks.

[David]

Are you happiest right now?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Damn, that sucks.

[Jason Nash]

Happiest with Naveen, but not happiest with my body.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, how funny would that be? Like we go to Eternity. You're fucking, you're going. You're 60. I'm in high school. I'm 17 year old Dave.

[Jason Nash]

We're hanging out.

[Zane Hijazi]

There was also a high school Eternity. That's one of the options. I'm like, yes. Put me in that. That is so fun being in my high school days forever.

[Jason Nash]

It's tough when you get into a relationship because I end up eating her meal. Did you ever do that?

[Zane Hijazi]

No. I'm so weird about eating after people.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[Zane Hijazi]

I can't even eat after my girlfriend.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen will eat half of her meal, and then I eat my meal and then half of her meal.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

That I'm huge.

[Naveen]

And today you ate my meal, your meal, and Amira's meal.

[Jason Nash]

I did. We have a mirror. Staying at the house.

[Zane Hijazi]

What the fuck's going on in that house, guys? You guys all fucking each other? This is code for something.

[Jason Nash]

We have her friends staying at the house, which is. Which is really fun.

[Naveen]

I love it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Why did you say, like, you're convincing yourself that it's fun?

[Jason Nash]

Because I haven't really gotten to hang out with her. She seems to be, like. She seems to kind of make herself disappear because you guys.

[Zane Hijazi]

She on, like, side missions, kind of.

[Naveen]

Like you guys were on a trip. So she came to stay with me. So she was sleeping in the bed with me, like, in the master bedroom. But then I was like, jason's coming. And I, like, moved all her stuff to, like, Wyatt's room. She's like, so that's it. And so now I feel like she's, like, a little, like, bitter.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. She's not getting kicked out.

[Naveen]

Like, our. The most fun is, like, falling asleep with someone, you know, and, like, you're, like, laughing and, like, having the best time sleeping.

[Zane Hijazi]

She doesn't sleep in the same bed as you do. No.

[Naveen]

I don't know. Sometimes Jason gets, like, too many boners.

[Zane Hijazi]

In the night or be dangerous. I don't know. That's why when we went camping, I made sure I wasn't sharing a tent with. I do know. I do know this about him, but. But, yeah. Wait, what were we talking about? Eternity.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, was that a movie in the theater or Netflix?

[Naveen]

It's on Prime.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's on Prime.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I don't think it's on Prime. It's on Apple Music or Apple tv.

[Naveen]

Oh, I saw it as an option the other night.

[Zane Hijazi]

That was a different eternity. Because I looked it up. It wasn't on there.

[Naveen]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, it just came out. So I'm sure it'll be on prime in, like, fucking couple days. But let's talk about this vlog that was. If you haven't noticed, we're recording this podcast a couple days before New Year's.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

But since it's new Year's. That means I have posted the vlog, Correct?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Right. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Hopefully.

[Zane Hijazi]

So now we could talk about what's in it.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Which is really fun. There's gonna be a. There's gonna be a scene where Naveen may be mad at you. We should just get out of the way now.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. What happened? I don't remember.

[Naveen]

What did you do?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

We went out to dinner.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

With. With. With some Swedish people.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's funny because it's actually worse the slower I talk about.

[Jason Nash]

It's so funny because this is not going to make the vlog. So you're just getting me in trouble for no reason.

[Naveen]

Go ahead.

[Jason Nash]

We went. We went out to dinner. Go ahead.

[David]

I actually think it may make the vlog.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David]

I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's.

[David]

The concept's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, you're right.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's not making the vlog.

[Naveen]

Go ahead, David. No, no, no.

[Zane Hijazi]

They booked a dinner.

[Naveen]

They booked a dinner, David, to tell the story. You zip it.

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

We booked a dinner, obviously. And there's five Swedish girls with us.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Zane Hijazi]

They're all.

[David]

They're very nice.

[Zane Hijazi]

And once we leave dinner, Jay bets.

[David]

Zane $1,000 that Zane, if Zayn can name their names, say all their names.

[Zane Hijazi]

And Zane's like, he's making up names. Completely wrong.

[David]

And Zane goes, fuck you, Jay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Then you do it. And then Jay's like, I'll take that bet. $1,000. Names every single one of them. And same goes.

[David]

Naveen's not gonna like that.

[Zane Hijazi]

We're lucky. You may have won a thousand bucks.

[Jason Nash]

And you just lost your marriage. Where's my thousand dollars, by the way? From Zay?

[Zane Hijazi]

I mean, I don't know. That's really funny. No, no, but it was funny. Obviously.

[Jason Nash]

It was hard to do.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Because I was at that dinner and I was like, not. Not talking to them or not saying anything.

[Naveen]

He's trying to.

[Jason Nash]

Well, let me try. And I was like. We left dinner and I was like, okay, let's do names again.

[Zane Hijazi]

You weren't talking to them in a flirty. You were just talking to them.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, well, I did. I did get their names after dinner because I like to get people's names. I'm like, what's your name? What's your name? What's your name?

[Zane Hijazi]

I've noticed about Jay is he's really good at dinner. Of making. Making it obvious that he's old.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Naveen]

He likes people to know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I like them to know where my place is. I showed Them your picture on the phone.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

That's like such a guy move to get someone to, like, flirt with you, though.

[Jason Nash]

Well, no, that.

[Zane Hijazi]

What?

[Naveen]

That's not what he's doing. That puts them at ease as a girl. Like, when someone's like, like, this is. This is my girlfriend. I'm like, oh, my gosh, this guy's gonna try to hit on me, but he wants me to feel comfortable.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think you do that.

[Naveen]

But if a guy, like, immediately tells.

[Zane Hijazi]

Me I'm like, that, dude, you're thinking.

[David]

About it so up. I feel like.

[Naveen]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Because I feel like any girl would be like, that's so sweet. He mentioned his girlfriend in seconds. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's what any girl.

[Jason Nash]

No, but I feel like that is what happens to you.

[Naveen]

I feel like it's like a. Like, why are you, like. Unless I came off flirty.

[Zane Hijazi]

Interesting.

[Naveen]

Why are you telling me? Like, as a friend.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no. Jay's really good at just being like. At being like, he'll talk about his kids.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And, like, it'll be very obvious why he's with us. Like, within three minutes or four minutes. Like, you won't be like, hey, why is this 30 year old? Or why is this. What are you, 60?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm 30.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'm 30 now. Isn't that crazy? I just fucking try to diss you by my own age. That's how old I'm getting. Oh, my God. I'm 29. So.

[Naveen]

But also, Jason's so good at names.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Which I'm, like, really proud of.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I like to be. I like to be good at it. That's the best thing you can do, is be good at names, you know?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Goes such a long way.

[Zane Hijazi]

We could talk about the trip now in full.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Because it's in the vlog. I don't know. I haven't. As of this moment, I'm like 30 minutes into the edit, so I have no idea what it's gonna look like or what's gonna be in it, but we could pretty much talk about anything.

[Jason Nash]

So, I mean, Ilya jumped in an ice hole.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. So, yeah, so we landed in Sweden. We got, like, no hours of sunlight. And then we flew to another place closer to where the dart was. So, like, almost right on the money of where Zayn. So we went to Sweden because Zane threw a dart at a globe and landed in Sweden. And a lot of big coincidence, like, coincidences happened with this. And that was Abba is from Sweden, which is crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then also Ikea is from Sweden, which is Alex's table, which is kind of really crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know if I'll edit the Alex table bit in. And we didn't visit the Appa Museum, which is kind of crazy. The two Swedish things, I don't think we did the best job, but I think I want to address those on the pod because I don't want people to be like, why'd you miss this? I was very aware that the Apple Museum was there. I feel like we were just like. So especially.

[Jason Nash]

We were. You were too tired.

[Zane Hijazi]

I was so low energy.

[Jason Nash]

You should have seen. I was. I was like, let's go.

[Naveen]

Let's go so close to where you guys were.

[Jason Nash]

No, I know. I kept pushing. I was like, let's go do something. I gotta go back to my room.

[Zane Hijazi]

I couldn't do anything.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I was so fucking dead. But yeah. Okay. So we went to this place that was, like, right on the edge of the Arctic Circle. And we went snowmobiling. There was a hole in the ice. Ilya jumped into the cold plunge type thing.

[Jason Nash]

David told me he hated activities. We were out there in the snow.

[Zane Hijazi]

Because they were like, let's go snowmobiling. And I'm like, I don't want to go snowmobiling, even though I'm like. And it's freezing. This is where I gave. This is why I gave up those kinds of activities. I went ATVing in Ibiza.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And it made me sick for, like, three weeks. Have you been ATVing?

[David]

Why?

[Zane Hijazi]

I can get you, like, really sick if you're not, like, covered properly.

[Naveen]

Yeah. Especially Ibiza is just so, like.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, when it was. It was this. No, it's not. When it wasn't. That was the sand. Like, sand was kicking up into my. Into my face, into my throat. I was fucking out for, like, I'm telling you, three weeks after Ibiza. So that's why I'm like, I'm good with activities. And thank God I opted out of this one. So we went snowmobiling. I did, like, a lap with everybody, and that was like. And my instructor was up, up, up ahead. So I was like, let's go back. After, like, literally four minutes of snowmobiling. My face was freezing. You didn't go, Jay, So you have no idea how cold it was.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't go.

[Zane Hijazi]

I got back.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't go because I couldn't drive, and I didn't trust Zane driving. It wasn't a snowmobile for Me.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. And then we got back. We did. We took a shortcut. And I'm like, waiting to film all of, like, Natalie, Zayn, Ilya coming, Alex coming back on the snowmobiles. I'm waiting to film them, and they pass by the place they were supposed to turn. And my snowmobile instructor's like, oh, they missed it. And then they stayed out for another 20 or 30 minutes. Now, keep in mind, it's freezing outside. And on and on the snowmobile. We're on a lake. We're snowmobiling on a fucking lake.

[Jason Nash]

On a frozen lake.

[Zane Hijazi]

On a frozen lake. Nobody's anything on their face.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

So, like, it's like miserable freezing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

My snow instructor said a couple days before he went, it was negative 20 out, but when you're on the snowmobile, it's double that. So it's like negative 45.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And he. There was one piece of his skin that wasn't covered and he got frostbite in like 30 seconds. His face started peeling off the next day. It's fucking crazy. So then Zayn and Ilya got back. Just fucking. They. They sounded like characters out of South Park.

[Jason Nash]

It was the funniest part of the whole trip. Zane just got off the snowmobile. He was like. He couldn't move his mouth.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't think it'll play as funny.

[Jason Nash]

It was. It looks so funny to me.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, because I. I'm watching the footage. It's not as funny as it was in the moment. In the moment. It was hilarious. It was so funny because they were like. They were dunzo.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then. And then we went to. Yeah, so helicopter. We took a helicopter to the top of this mountain, which is incredible. Zane was terrified about this. This entire place. So this place in Sweden, it's where the. I don't know the town, but if you look it up, it's where the ice hotel is located. Originally, the main reason we were going there was to stay, spend the night at the ice hotel. Thank God we didn't, because that place is fucking freezing. I don't know what I was expecting, but it is made out of ice. Everything is ice. We've talked about this before. So we didn't stay there, but we did all the activities instead. We went to a restaurant. There was bear, reindeer. You could eat anything you wanted.

[Jason Nash]

Bear meatballs.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Then we went onto this. This. Yeah, this mount with this helicopter. Natalie took her clothes off. She took her top off, took some pictures. That was really funny. I was just watching that footage back and you could see, Alex Ernst is like. Alex Ernst is so funny because he's like. When anything. When, like, Natalie does anything that's like. Or like any. If there's any girl around, Alex Ernst, I'm telling you, will take 300ft, like, of a distance. Like, you could see Natalie in the far distance. You see Alex almost falling off the.

[David]

Side of the hill because he doesn't.

[Zane Hijazi]

Want to be anywhere near Natalie. And it's because Alex is a girlfriend. Right? And it's really funny. And then Alex was, like, just making sure, like, I wasn't anywhere near Natalie. And we're like, you weren't anywhere near Natalie, but to fuck with Alex. It's so funny. We got back to the hotel, we were like, dude, Al, why did you make Natalie take her top off on that mountain? Alex's face was just, like, shot. He was like. It was like, it's the best way to get under his skin.

[Naveen]

So funny.

[Zane Hijazi]

So funny.

[Naveen]

You should edit him into, like, her topless photo. Just have him on the side.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, genuinely, Genuinely. It was really, really funny. Then also, I got to surprise my mom with a minivan. Like a Volkswagen minivan.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

That was really fun. And I think Australia, maybe in this vlog, I have no fucking idea.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What will the Philippines be like?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know. And I. And I. And I.

[Jason Nash]

How did this come about?

[Zane Hijazi]

I like your hesitation about it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And Taylor's really scared.

[Jason Nash]

Why?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know. Well, your hesitation is, I don't want.

[Jason Nash]

To be in the way.

[Zane Hijazi]

Of the wedding. I don't want to be the way. Yeah. Of the wedding. But I think you are the funniest person to be in the way.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay.

[David]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

You're so funny.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But we can't. We can't force our way into the wedding. We've done that.

[Zane Hijazi]

I know, I know, I know, I know. We have done that. Where do we do that?

[Jason Nash]

You took me to a wedding. You took me, Susie, and Zayn to Natalie's friend's wedding.

[Zane Hijazi]

It was like Natalie's best friend, though.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but still not your best friend. Natalie's best friend.

[Naveen]

And that's a crazy three people to bring because each one, like, you can't just ignore.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's. Yeah, you can't ignore them.

[Naveen]

They're each three, like, very out there in their own way.

[Jason Nash]

I remember being all dressed up with Zayn in the hotel with Susie, kind of waiting around, watching TV and waiting to get a phone call for when we could come.

[Naveen]

They're doing vows. Run in now.

[Zane Hijazi]

No no, it was. It wasn't that bad. It was like, why did you come in?

[Jason Nash]

It was like, I came in for the party, for the dinner.

[Zane Hijazi]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

It was great. It was a great wedding.

[Zane Hijazi]

No. And everyone was really excited you guys were there. So as crazy as it sounds.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, I get what you're saying.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What else is there to do in the Philippines?

[Zane Hijazi]

We try the McDonald's there.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that's fun. You try to beat your record.

[Zane Hijazi]

Try different. Oh, yes.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen loves massages. I bet there's good massage there.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

This doesn't have anything to do with McDonald's.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm just saying things to do in the Philippines.

[Naveen]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. And then it'll be interesting to see John over there.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, John.

[Jason Nash]

I wonder if he'll be like a big stud over there.

[Zane Hijazi]

Bro, John fucking pisses me off more than anything.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, what was the thing you said that was so funny?

[Zane Hijazi]

Did I. Do we share it on the pod yet?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Zane Hijazi]

John and Alex were in charge of bringing the car when I was surprising my mom with the Volkswagen, so they had to wrap some gift. There was like a Rolex for my dad and other gifts inside. Like inside the car for them to wrap. Alex goes to John, can you get tape and scissors? John goes, lmao, I'll get it at Staples. And then John texts again about 10 minutes later, goes, shaking my head, this place sold out of wrapping paper. And Alex goes, I got wrapping paper. Just tape and scissors. Then John goes, oh, I got tape then. And I go, did you get the scissors? And then he sends a picture of the tape, and it's one of those tapes that like, has like the little. The teeth at the end that cuts the tape. And he sends a picture of that. And he goes, this doesn't require scissors. Alex goes, what? And I go, wrapping paper does, you dumbass. And Alex goes, john, I need to cut the fucking paper. And then I go, bro, there's no way you're good at wordle. And then. And then John. And then Alex goes, I'm speechless. We don't need to see another photo, please, because he says, I'm gonna send you another photo. And then I said, did you get the scissors, yes or no, bro? Hurry. Yes or no? And then he's not responding. Alex goes, it's a typable response. And I'm standing at Michael's waiting to see if I should buy a tape or scissors. John goes, yes. And Alex goes, that was fucking crazy. I mean, this guy is.

[Jason Nash]

He's a blessing, really.

[Zane Hijazi]

It is. Yeah. My sister. My. My sister was in the car with me when he was texting us. So I read the text, and she was like, I have no idea how you guys fucking do it with this guy. Like, is he fucking an idiot? What's going on? I'm like, no. Well, he's like, the best. He's got a really, really good heart. And then Alex and John got into the car, and then as a joke to my sister, my sister said something nice to Alex, and I was like, well, that's not what you were saying about him before. And then my sister goes, no, I wasn't talking shit about Alex. It was about John. And John goes, what the f.

[David]

No.

[Zane Hijazi]

But I'm really excited to see John's family and everything that's gonna be. That'll be a good trip. I will come back just absolutely fucking drained, though. I already know it.

[Jason Nash]

What are you doing in Dubai?

[Zane Hijazi]

Giving a speech.

[Jason Nash]

You are?

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I'm not giving a speech. It's just like a fireside chat. But I always called speeches a fireside chat.

[Naveen]

Fireside chat, yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, me and Natalie will sit there and someone's gonna talk to us about the Internet. Oh. Oh, I assume. I assume that's what it is. I have no idea. It's called the Billionaire Summit.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, isn't everything there, the billionaire something?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. I believe it once. I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

So, yeah, I have no idea.

[Jason Nash]

Unbelievable.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. I'm a little nervous because, like, I don't. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Now you're good. You're good. When you get out there, you just kind of roll with it. Yeah, keep talking.

[Zane Hijazi]

Those are the best gigs, dude. The best gigs were those college gigs that I used to do.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Zane Hijazi]

I've never worked like that in my life.

[Jason Nash]

One hour of work. How much money?

[Zane Hijazi]

Good amount.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Should I say?

[Jason Nash]

Sure. One time I went with you to a college that was in East Bump. Fuck. It was so far in the middle of nowhere.

[Zane Hijazi]

Do you remember?

[Jason Nash]

It was a nice college.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It was like, in Pittsburgh.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

We drove. Drive way out.

[Zane Hijazi]

It was. Yeah. So basically, I would do these, like, college speaking engagements where I would, like, do Q and A's and stuff.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And they'd pay like. They'd pay like a brand deal would pay. I'm not going get the number, but they pay, like, a really good amount. But the great. The most amazing thing about it is you don't have to post a single thing. Not like I'm here at the college Nothing. The college did all of it. The tickets would sell out, and you just show up, you speak for an hour. You put a bunch of crazy things on your rider, like Gardettos, Diet Pepsi, things like that.

[Jason Nash]

They carry you with, like, a. Like a. Like a kid who, when they went to the college, pair you with a.

[Zane Hijazi]

Student who's, like, asking questions. So it's like. It's literally like you're just like. Like, it's the best gig ever.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And you don't even have to be funny.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Zane Hijazi]

You just have to, like, you just have to talk. Yeah. And it's so much better than, like.

[David]

It's so much less pressure than our podcast.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Because it's, like, the same questions over and over again.

[David]

It's like, so how did you meet Jason Nash?

[Zane Hijazi]

And I just do that.

[David]

And I did, like, 10 of those. I did, like, 10 different college shows.

[Zane Hijazi]

And it was fucking.

[David]

I could not believe it. I could not believe it.

[Jason Nash]

And one time you did one, I think it was Iowa, and you put money under the seats. Did, like, 10k under the seats in an envelope.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know what I did.

[Jason Nash]

I understand. And then we had somebody playing, like, oh, there was one college we had, like, a game on stage.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. There was one college we went to where that was the best part, like, when you guys would come. I think it was in Iowa, where we went around to, like, the frats and, like, got to, like, play beer pong with them, too, or, like, just visit the houses. That was really good. But, like, I've gotten to the age where I feel like I'm too old to be visiting frats, which is really sad.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, the next time I'll go back is when I have kids. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever done a college gig, though? Those are good.

[Zane Hijazi]

Have you ever done, like, a. Visiting your kids at college or. No.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, we went and visited Wyatt, but it's kind of weird because he said, go to school in New York City.

[Naveen]

So it's not like I didn't feel like going to, like, the frat houses. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It just feels a dorm. It's in New York City, but it's.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's not the same. It's. Yeah, it's.

[Jason Nash]

It's. Yeah, but it's cool. We. We. We moved him in sophomore year. We moved him in freshman year.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

But when we go and visit him, he just, like, meets us on 14th street and he's like, oh, yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yo, are you guys having a kid this year?

[Jason Nash]

We'll see.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, wait, this is crazy. You guys are gonna have another kid.

[Jason Nash]

It's crazy.

[Naveen]

Oh, yeah. Maybe twins or you feel twins. Well, I have twins.

[Zane Hijazi]

Hey, what would you do if she had quadruplets?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, Jason, you're gonna be a dad before me again?

[Naveen]

You never know.

[Jason Nash]

You never know.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's kind of crazy. What do you mean you never know?

[Naveen]

You could meet someone on your first class flight when your family's in the back. Maybe someone else is in the front with you.

[Jason Nash]

Really? But he wouldn't have a kid.

[Naveen]

I don't know. He.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'm not gonna have a kid the first year I meet somebody.

[Naveen]

I've never seen you in a relationship, but I feel like you're so loving and, like, when you like something, you're obsessed. That I could see him going zero to a hundred.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, but I have to be careful because that is true. But I have to, like, be careful that. That doesn't, like, overtake me.

[Naveen]

Let it.

[David]

Okay.

[Naveen]

Sounds like you love it. You love this house, you love your friends. You'll love your girlfriend, and you'll love the baby you guys make.

[Zane Hijazi]

Isn't that kind of crazy to think that, like, my kid could be anything?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

My kid could be 50, Japanese.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Isn't that crazy to think about?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, I think that's the craziest thing. Like, I'm Slovak and as white as it gets. But, like, my kid could be anything on this planet. Like, I'll be visiting a country maybe every single year that I have no idea.

[Jason Nash]

And they could be just like you, too.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, my kid?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like, they could have your exact personality. That's gonna be weird, which would be insane. Or, you know, they could be your polar opposite.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. I'm so excited.

[Jason Nash]

Or one thing that happens, my kids gonna be lit. One thing.

[Zane Hijazi]

That loser.

[Jason Nash]

Sometimes when you have kids, too, they. They end up being like, your mom or your dad.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

Which is really interesting. Like, my. My Wyatt is a lot like my sister. Like, very introverted and, like, very thoughtful and methodical.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

Really weird.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. That's gonna be really fucking sick.

[Jason Nash]

And Naveen and our kid. I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, where are you guys gonna go when you have this kid?

[Jason Nash]

To the hospital.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I mean, like, are you guys gonna stay in la? Say, I urge you not to make the same mistake you did the first two times. I urge you. Go to a regular community. Arizona. Go to even. Fuck it, Illinois. Beautiful.

[Naveen]

I want to stay here. At least for a little bit.

[Zane Hijazi]

Go to regular Public school. You cannot be paying $60,000 a year for high school.

[Naveen]

I would never do that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Naveen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never, like, have.

[Jason Nash]

I tell you, man, people get down in la, but I got back here yesterday from being in the cold. The weather was so nice.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's your home, dude. You're gonna always love it. You're always gonna love it. It's your home.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And I.

[Jason Nash]

And I have the other kids here, too.

[Naveen]

The first batch.

[Zane Hijazi]

They're not really here anymore. When's the new year?

[Jason Nash]

I know, but why is moving back here?

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, he is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he loves it here.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's gonna be kind of tough then.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I'd like to stay here.

[Zane Hijazi]

Do you want to?

[Jason Nash]

We're gonna get this show together. Positive thinking in 2020.

[Zane Hijazi]

Should we time it so we both have kids at the same. Can you guys wait a couple, maybe potentially a couple of years for me? Oh, my God, that'd be so funny if my kid is growing up alongside Doris.

[Jason Nash]

Your kid's picking on my kid.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, Taping him to the wall. Your kids.

[Jason Nash]

David Jr. We told you not to tape him to.

[Zane Hijazi]

David Jr. Your kid's like, why is my dad so old? And why is your dad so hip and cool?

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's Theo Vaughn's whole thing is he had a really old dad and he felt really disconnected from him.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Naveen]

People with really old dads are so funny. Every time you think. Yeah, yeah. Anyone I've met where their one parent was, like, significantly older is so hilarious.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't think you'll be like, old, old. I think, like, how old are you now? Actually, 52. Oh, yeah, never mind. Yeah, you're fine.

[Naveen]

Well, no, you're gonna say, never mind.

[Zane Hijazi]

You.

[Jason Nash]

Will 72 be 70 when he goes to college?

[Naveen]

Yeah, but we have so much, like, biohacking and stuff. Like, people aren't getting old like, they used to get old.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's true. You're 70, maybe like, you're 70, maybe, like, 50.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

But yes, back in the day, 70 year old dad, 20 year old kid. Yeah, that's like that, actually kind of back in the day. I mean, your dad's pretty cool. It's like, damn, he had a kid that late, like, right. What's going on?

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Naveen]

I think it's hot.

[Jason Nash]

Thanks, baby.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, enough of this. I'm gonna get out of here.

[Jason Nash]

All right, well, listen, get on your flight. No one sleeps better on an airplane than David. This guy is unreal.

[Naveen]

But you have to remember, he's out first meeting because your flight is non stop. You have to get up and walk.

[Zane Hijazi]

Why?

[Naveen]

Like you will get a blood clot. Like it's such a scary thing. So you should just like. Well, you like will pee or like.

[Zane Hijazi]

You said, I do so much.

[Naveen]

Okay, good.

[Zane Hijazi]

I pee more than anybody I've ever met.

[Naveen]

I think I pee more than anyone.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you drink so much water.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'll let you know how much I pee tenth time.

[Jason Nash]

All right, so I'll bring the podcast equipment to the Philippines.

[Zane Hijazi]

I'll see you in the Philippines.

[Naveen]

So we're going, guys.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, we should go.

[Zane Hijazi]

Next episode we'll be with Jason Ash. Once again, the return. Let's go. We'll see you guys for the next one. Thank you for listening to Views. Bye, guys.

[Sam Rinehart]

Hi, it's Sam Rinehart from the Florida Panthers. Watch as we take on the New York Rangers in the 2026 Discover NHL Winter Classic in Miami. The NHL Winter Classic is coming to the Sunshine State Ring in the new year with me in Miami. Catch all the action on January 2nd at 8:00pm Eastern on TNT and HBO Max. That's January 2nd at 8:00pm on TNT and HBO Max. For tickets and more info, visit NHL.com WinterClassic.