Listener Wants David in Her Throuple

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: Listener Wants David in Her Throuple
Release Date: July 23, 2025

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1. Celebrating David’s Birthday in Vegas

Timestamp: 01:07 - 07:21

David Dobrik kicks off the episode by sharing his recent extravagant birthday celebration in Las Vegas. Utilizing “empty leg” jet deals from Lowes, David and his friends, including co-host Jason Nash and Natalie Mariduena, flew to Vegas in a luxurious 15-seat private jet. David explains, “We got a jet with 15 seats to Vegas” (05:05), highlighting the affordability of such private travel when the costs are split among multiple passengers.

Upon arriving, the group reconnects with their friend Zed, a renowned DJ at Omnia hosted at Caesar’s Palace. Zed surprises David by dedicating a heartfelt and public “Happy Birthday” performance on stage, complete with playful but embarrassing cardboard cutouts of David from his past campaigns. David shares his discomfort, stating, “I don't enjoy being sung happy birthday to” (08:13), revealing his preference for behind-the-camera moments rather than the spotlight.

2. Vegas Nightclub Experience and Aftermath

Timestamp: 07:21 - 19:08

The conversation transitions to the chaotic yet memorable nightclub experience. David recounts his embarrassment as Zed orchestrates the birthday celebration, mentioning how Natalie was capturing the moment on camera to salvage the content for their vlog. The mix of loud music and personal vulnerability leads to a humorous yet honest discussion about their different comfort levels in such public settings.

David also touches on his gambling habits, admitting, “There's no winning for me” (19:34), and how he tends to lose more than he gains. This realization prompts both hosts to reflect on their evolving lifestyles and preferences as they grow older, acknowledging that their partying habits from previous years are no longer as fulfilling.

3. Delving into Moon Landing Conspiracy Theories

Timestamp: 20:34 - 26:10

Shifting gears, David introduces a controversial topic by questioning the authenticity of the moon landing. He muses, “I just can't wrap my head around it” (21:07), expressing skepticism about the 1969 Apollo missions. This leads to an in-depth discussion about the challenges and implausibilities of the moon landing, including the vast distances involved and the technological constraints of the era.

Natalie and Jason contribute their perspectives, with Jason admitting, “I kind of feel like maybe it wasn't [a real landing]” (24:02). The trio debates various conspiracy theories, including the hypothetical “Chronovisor”—a supposed Vatican-developed device that can view past events. David elaborates on the Chronovisor theory, stating, “It's the ultimate surveillance camera for all of time” (28:27), while Natalie and Jason express skepticism about its plausibility and the lack of concrete evidence supporting such claims.

4. Listener Interaction: The Throuple Proposal

Timestamp: 38:00 - 50:43

The episode takes an unexpected turn as David addresses a listener’s unique request for him to join her and her girlfriend in a throuple. The interaction begins with Natalie reading an email from a listener seeking advice on how to approach a threesome, simultaneously framing it as a “throuple application.”

David engages in a light-hearted yet respectful conversation with the listener, offering tips on how to broach the subject. He humorously notes, “It's super easy” (46:34), though he candidly shares his own apprehensions about engaging in such intimate arrangements. Natalie supports the dialogue, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual consent in such relationships.

The conversation highlights the podcast’s open and candid nature, allowing listeners to feel comfortable sharing personal and unconventional requests.

5. Auditioning for a Marvel Movie

Timestamp: 32:54 - 38:28

David reminisces about his experience auditioning for a Marvel film, specifically for a role in “Shang-Chi.” He describes the competitive audition environment, mentioning notable figures like Christopher Mintz-Plasse and laughing about why he felt others (such as his comedic alter ego McLovin) might be a better fit for the role.

Despite receiving positive feedback during the audition process, David admits, “I don't think I'd be in a Marvel movie” (36:18), reflecting on the challenges influencers face when transitioning to traditional acting roles. He humorously recounts how his unique persona as a YouTuber didn’t quite align with the archetypal characters Marvel typically casts.

6. Wrapping Up and Future Episodes

Timestamp: 50:43 - 50:43

As the episode concludes, David and Jason tease upcoming content, including a “jam-filled pod” with exciting discussions slated for the next episodes. They maintain their signature blend of humor, candidness, and engaging storytelling, ensuring listeners remain hooked for future installments.

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Notable Quotes:

• David Dobrik: “We got a jet with 15 seats to Vegas” (05:05)
• David Dobrik: “I don't enjoy being sung happy birthday to” (08:13)
• David Dobrik: “I just can’t wrap my head around it” (21:07)
• Jason Nash: “I think we should just keep lying. You should just say, like, I honestly thought about it” (03:12)
• Natalie Mariduena: “It's the ultimate surveillance camera for all of time” (27:08)
• David Dobrik: “It's super easy” (46:34)

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Key Takeaways:

• Balancing Fame and Privacy: David’s discomfort with public celebrations underscores the challenges of maintaining personal privacy amidst fame.
• Evolving Lifestyles: Both hosts reflect on how their preferences and lifestyles have matured over time, moving away from excessive partying and gambling.
• Open-Minded Conversations: The podcast delves into unconventional topics like conspiracy theories and personal relationship dynamics, fostering an environment of open dialogue.
• Engaging with Listeners: By addressing unique listener requests, the hosts create a relatable and interactive experience for their audience.

This episode of VIEWS showcases David Dobrik and Jason Nash’s ability to blend personal anecdotes with broader discussions, offering listeners both entertainment and thoughtful insights into their lives and the world around them.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

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[David Dobrik]

What'S up guys? Welcome back to Views. Jay just asked me a really good question. We're gonna get right into it. Yeah, he's asked me. Say it. You say it because it's so disgusting. I want to take credit for it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Have you come in every room in this house? Have you came?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. Let's ask Natalie. What do you think? What room have I left?

[Natalie Mariduena]

What room haven't you just in?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I mean, I would assume like the public spaces.

[David Dobrik]

Public spaces. I haven't.

[Jason Nash]

You have not like the main. Both. The main living room.

[David Dobrik]

What do you think about in this movie room? Have I?

[Natalie Mariduena]

For sure. I mean, you seem like it's a movie. You seem like the type of guy.

[David Dobrik]

When you get funny. Movie room. Guess who the last person to do anything weird in this movie?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's sister.

[Jason Nash]

My sister?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. We have to disinfect this whole fucking thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. Yeah, she's having a good time.

[David Dobrik]

And she was real proud of it too. She's like, I just had sex in the movie room.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I was like, shut.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. People say, please don't tell us that. That's where we do the pod. That's where we get our freshest ideas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Literally. And no wonder we've been having such great podcasts. We've got good charm. Yeah. Good energy in here. But you seem like the type of person that when you got a big house and you landed this big house, you would walk around and jizz in every part of it. You know, before all the roommates moved in and you were just here alone.

[David Dobrik]

Just. Yeah, just like, christen it. Christen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Naveen and I did that in my house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

In your house.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The first one to move in here was my mother, Natalie's mom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So I think she may have been the first one to jizz in every room.

[Jason Nash]

Honestly. Probably she would do that.

[David Dobrik]

Doesn't that sound like it too? Like, to curse it? Like to curse the home. And now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You, David.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

That's a crazy story.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I love when you guys go. I go too far, obviously. You literally started the whole conversation with a monad.

[Jason Nash]

But then you add, like these sound elements that are just like.

[David Dobrik]

Jay, we're in our early 30s. We're allowed to have that kind of humor.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I see. I shut it off.

[Jason Nash]

I have to say early 30s.

[David Dobrik]

I know, but we have to start saying it because in two years we will be. And it's.

[Jason Nash]

I think we should just keep lying. You should just say, like, I honestly thought about it. I was like, I should just say that I'm 24. Like, is anybody gonna know?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, when I meet. When I meet random people, obviously not people that, like, know us or whatever.

[David Dobrik]

That's not even what I'm saying. I'm just saying.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I understand. You think I'm old.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever. The good part about, like, what I do for a living, I feel like, is, like, people. There's a lot of people I meet that are. That I just assume I'm like, 35.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because I've been doing this for, like, a really long time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like social media. For like 10 to 12 years now. I've been doing social media.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

So some people just assume that I am very, very old, which is really nice. And then when I say I'm 28, 29.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Saturday.

[David Dobrik]

In three days.

[Natalie Mariduena]

In three days. What are you gonna do on your actual birthday?

[David Dobrik]

Well, we just went to Vegas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For kind of like to pre celebrate. So. Okay, so this is what happened. We. We took a jet to Vegas. We had a jet to holiday because we.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that a type of jet. Jet 2 holiday?

[David Dobrik]

No, it's a TikTok trend. But there's this. So. So there's like, you can. You can. So there's this thing called empty legs on jets.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So it's when a jet needs to go back to its owner, basically. They'll be like. They'll be like Instagram pages or like jet pages. That'll post. Hey, Empty leg. So you get the jet for, like, a percentage of the regular price of the jet just because it needs to make the trip back anyway.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

You understand what I'm saying?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Of course.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, the owner needs his jet back in Vegas. It's making the flight. Anyway. Here's the jet for so much cheaper. Just. Just if you want to sit on it so you can cover some of the gas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, we got a jet.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How many seats we got?

[David Dobrik]

We got a jet with 15 seats to Vegas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that 15 crowded?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no, no. It's 15. Like, super nice. Like 15. Everybody sitting comfortably for five grand.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wow. Which is really nice.

[David Dobrik]

That's. That's. That's as cheap as flying a Southwest flight if you split it between everybody.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Jay. I can't. I can't talk to Jay when he's adjusting the. The podcast equipment, because he can't. He can't. He can't multitask. I. Yeah, look, he's really lost right now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Everything. Everything was thrown out of whack here when I got here. Because you're planning for your party.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And so there's 9,000 rugs, and everything was unhooked. So I'm just making sure that we're. We're up and running.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Are we running?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, we're good.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I had that.

[David Dobrik]

Did you stop looking at it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I had that thought that we weren't running and we weren't good, but.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, now we keep looking at it. You keep making eye contact with it like it's the third.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I love this road.

[David Dobrik]

All right, are we back?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, go. All right, go, go, go. So you're on the jet.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's.

[Jason Nash]

So you're on the chat that had.

[David Dobrik]

Nothing to do with the story. The part of the story.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I get it. Empty leg. Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's just, like, remarkably cheap.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why can't. Why can't you roll with. When I'm doing. You should. You should look at me when I'm looking at the road and go, okay, Jay's fixing. Let me cook. Let me cook.

[David Dobrik]

I tried look over to Natalie. She. She knows about the empty leg, but.

[Jason Nash]

He was looking for your reaction to it, and you were just staring at the road.

[David Dobrik]

And I, like, elongated that story, too. I was just like, oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I know, I know.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't even care about the empty leg. I was just like, he's not looking. I got to keep Talking about it, spicing it up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You started explaining it, and I was like, yeah, okay. I think we all get it.

[David Dobrik]

No. Okay, so, like, to fly to Vegas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

From L. A.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're explaining rocket science.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but, like, empty jet. Yeah, I know, but, like, somebody listening. There's somebody listening to me. Jet is cheap, David. That's not possible. But, like. Like that. If 15 people go on the jet, which we had 10, and we all split it. Whatever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's 5,000 divided by 15 is 300 a person.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's nice to be on a private.

[David Dobrik]

Private jet. Like, a really nice one, not a shitty one.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So, yeah, it's an incredible thing. And then we got lucky, and we found an empty leg on the way back, too.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, that was.

[David Dobrik]

That was 2500 on the way back. Thank you. This is the reaction I'm talking about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Reaction you're looking for.

[David Dobrik]

So the round trip was, like, 7,500 with, like, 10 people. It was incredible. So highly recommend looking for empty legs if you got. If you're, like, trying to, like, go with, like, a bang to somewhere with your friends. I think it's really fun.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It really is. It really sets the tone. Right?

[David Dobrik]

It sets the tone. But then we got to Vegas, and then we realized we're, like, quite old. We ran into, like. Okay, so we. We were really good friends with Zed. Name drop, big Name drop, huge DJ. And he was DJing at Omnia. Omnia. You know Omnia? It's, like, the best nightclub maybe in the United States.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What hotel is that in?

[David Dobrik]

It said Caesar's Palace.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So. And. And it's, like, the one with, like, the $30 million chandelier. It's like, it holds, like, 5,000, 6,000 people.

[Jason Nash]

It's a vibe.

[David Dobrik]

It's a big deal. And, like, Zed was like, I want to do this thing for David's birthday, or all these screens drop. And I'm like, fudge, no. Like, please don't do, like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, she was texting Natalie. Natalie knows me. So Natalie's like, do you want something for your birthday like this? And I'm like, hell, no. Like, I don't like any of the. The. The big signs coming for birthday stuff.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Or whatever. Like, I hate it. Like, it just stresses me out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Because it's, like being sung happy birthday to. Like, it's just like, what are you supposed to do with your hands while people are saying happy birthday to you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

So nice.

[David Dobrik]

I don't enjoy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't celebrate your bir. It Only comes once a year.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but I feel like we celebrate me enough. It's always about me all the time. So it's like I don't need that extra layer, right?

[Jason Nash]

So humble.

[David Dobrik]

When we're. No, no, no. It's just like, I don't need.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I believe him when he says, I don't need that.

[David Dobrik]

I don't need that extra layer. Like, at a club. Like, I'm already having a good time. So, like, we're at the club, and then all of a sudden, you got, like, three of my Vegas friends pulling me to the side, and they're like, yo, get ready, Gary. I'm like, what the happening? And then these signs come with, like, pictures of me in my underwear all ripped, like, from the Boss campaign.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The ripped pictures?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not the current ones.

[David Dobrik]

Not the current ones.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Which makes you feel horrible.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That's not.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's not what I look like right now.

[David Dobrik]

That was four months ago. So it's all these ripped pictures of me and, like. And then, like, sparklers, champagne, everything. And I'm, like, so fucking embarrassed by it. And I'm like, okay, Natalie, like, I'm already a little too drunk to vlog.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm like. I'm like, I hope Natalie's vlogging this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You weren't supposed to drink. You literally told me in Orlando you're, like, not drinking. And Ilya's, like, not drinking. And I was like, oh, good, they'll come back fresh.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So. No, no, I was gonna drink in Vegas.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, you were? That's not what you said.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, so that happened. I was pretty stressed out. Cause I don't like it. And then Zed stops playing the music.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, God.

[David Dobrik]

And he goes. He goes, david calls me over to the dj. We're right behind the DJ booth, calls me over. He goes, come up here. He goes, it's my. That doesn't stop the music for anything. He comes on. Music's already playing from the DJ before. And the music kind of cuts out a little. And the cutout, it just gets lower. He goes, what's up, Vegas? Let's fucking go. Music fires up, so music is constantly going. When he's playing, he stops the music and he goes, let's all sing Happy Birthday to David. The full Happy birthday song. Sings it to me. With no music, all of Omnia, the entire club goes quiet just for him to sing Happy Birthday to me. Just me and him up there on stage. And he say, happy Birthday. I am shitting bricks. Because you can't like, obviously. I was like, no, no, I'm not going up there. I'm not going out there. But, like, it's.

[Jason Nash]

You can't say no.

[David Dobrik]

You can't say no, right? Like, if Zed's like, pull out your dick. You're like, you got to do it. He's asking you, like, on the stage, whatever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And what are you doing? You pumping your hands or.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not pumping.

[Jason Nash]

Standing there awkwardly, like. Like, cheesing really hard.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You got a hat on covering your face.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm just standing there being like, thank you, thank you, thank you. Because it's like. Because there's no music. It's not, like a happy birthday track. It's everybody's voices in the club. Happy birthday. I don't know. I'm so stressed.

[Jason Nash]

So crazy.

[David Dobrik]

And then I look over Natalie, and she's, like a mom, like, holding my vlog camera, filming me, and I'm like, thank God. Like, there's something coming out of this. Like, at least. At least we're filming it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Like, right. At least. And I think that's why maybe Natalie okayed this part of this Vegas thing is, like, at least she'll, like, capture it, and it'll be, like, good for the vlog, whatever.

[Jason Nash]

But, no, he fully told me. He was like, oh, yeah, no worries. We won't do anything. We'll just, like, bring out a bottle to the table. That's a. That's a zed text.

[David Dobrik]

And then when the Vegas surprised everybody.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he surprised everybody.

[David Dobrik]

So. Yeah. Yeah. And then he texted me, and then he came over later. He's like, I'm so sorry. It was the spur of the moment. I just felt like I had to do was really sweet. It was really sweet. And he's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's good on him.

[David Dobrik]

I know we hype up a lot of, like, celebrities, but he is actually one of the nicest guys.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Ever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's so nice.

[David Dobrik]

Like, like, so, like, just such it. Like, we brought 15 people. We had, like, 50 friends with us.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he hugs everybody and, like, spends moments with everyone and say, thank you for coming. This means so much. And we went to his room before the pregame, and he's just like. He's so fucking sweet. He's so sweet. And then I walk over to Natalie, like, after the happy birthday, I'm like, so embarrass. I'm like, nah, let me see it. And, like, she shows me the. Like, she's looking for the footage on the camera.

[Jason Nash]

Let me just say, like, I In that moment, because, like, I didn't know that whole thing was gonna happen.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And so I reach. I was like, oh, my God. Like, I should vlog this. No one's here to, like, film it or whatever. So I was, like, so excited. I was like, okay, I got the vlog camera out. I'm leaning over the side, like, over in front of the DJ booth, which you're not really supposed to do, but I was like, whatever, I gotta get this moment. And I'm filming the whole thing, like, the most proud, like, dance mom ever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then David comes over to like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I'm like. I'm like, let me see what she did.

[Jason Nash]

Let's see. And I'm like, oh.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie's like, get ready for this, bitch. And she's going back. She goes back on the camera to review the footage, and I could just see the smile drop from her face. And I go, what's going on, Nat? My drunk is starting to fucking flutter away instantly. And she looks at me, she's like, I didn't hit record.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. And I was like, were you drunk?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What are you guys doing?

[David Dobrik]

She didn't record. She didn't record. And then, like, the guy that we were with that, like, manages the club.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, she didn't hit record. Does anybody have the footage? He's like. He's like, you just had the biggest nightclub in all the United States. Happy birthday to you. And she forgot to hit record. And I'm like, I can't even explain. Like, obviously, if we knew it was happening, we would have been a little bit more prepped, but, like. Yeah. So for the. For the next hour. For the next hour, I'm just like, Natalie, like, I'm. I'm like. I'm, like, bothering her. But literally, for the next hour, you're.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not having a good time. You're focused in on that.

[David Dobrik]

Complete buzzkill.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm like, it's a red button. It's one button lights up the whole screen. The whole screen goes red. You know, it's recording. How could you miss it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not her area.

[Jason Nash]

Well, yeah, I didn't know I was going to be filming, to be honest. I thought that was David's responsibility.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It's a little hard when that pulls you. Yeah, I get.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You should have grabbed the camera, hit record, handed it to her. Like, matt, get this.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I definitely didn't have time for that. I definitely didn't have time to, like, grab the camera and be like, no, no, it was he stopped the music and it was like go time. I was. I don't know what was happening. And this is, this is separate from when the bottles came out initially with the naked photos of me. Yeah, that happened first. And then in 10 minutes I was like, oh, thank God we got that out of the way because that was already a lot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then 10 minutes later, he stopped the show.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do people go like when they saw you naked up there?

[David Dobrik]

No, like the club, you can't hear anything. The music was playing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

O. So there's just really loud music and some naked dude up there?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No boss underwear.

[David Dobrik]

It was like 10 signs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It wasn't digital bottle service. No, no, no. Like when the girls sparkles.

[David Dobrik]

It was like cardboard cutouts. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I thought you were like up on like the digital screens.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's what they wanted to do originally said was like, we have four. We have four huge digital screens that come down and we put on like hot big spenders on there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but those are the moments.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, absolutely not. Please do not do that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Those are the moments for the vlog that you should have done, even if it is embar. You should say yes to those moments because something great could come out of that. It could be like, oh my God, what an idiot. David looks like.

[David Dobrik]

I also don't. I don't like when things like that are happening to me because I would rather always be recording it. Like, I'd always rather have a friend being surprised with something big. So I'm behind the camera and nothing stresses me out more than something happening to me. All I'm thinking about is, is someone shooting this fucking properly. That's all I'm thinking about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So. So it's like I don't enjoy any moment like as much as if I was like surprising a friend with something. So. Yeah, so I'd rather be on the other side of the camera all a hundred percent of the time. So it's a little tough, but yeah. So that's what happened. But Vegas is fun. We didn't get too drunk after that. That kind of. I obviously stopped drinking.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't get too drunk. You guys were MIA all Sunday.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Everyone was asleep?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we were up. We were still up to like. Which is funny because we were up till like 5 or 6 in the morning.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Do a double take.

[David Dobrik]

Dairy Free your mind. Visit so delicious. Dairy free.com the McDonald's snack wrap is back. You brought it back. Ranch snack wrap, Spicy snack wrap. You broke the Internet for a snack? Snack wrap is back. Ba da ba ba ba. It was really funny. We were leaving the club. We were leaving the club and this guy came up to me. He's like, come party with us at Resorts World. And his like buddy came up and was like. I was like, where have I met you guys? Who are you guys? And he's like, well, he's the son of the president of the Philippines. And I'm like, oh, no way I'm going to the Philippines, like for a wedding soon. Like, this is a big deal. Like, we should, we should party with these guys so when we're there we can meet up with them.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And like, Ilya just did not believe that this guy was the son of the president of the Philippines. And I was like, let's go, let's go resort. He's like, yeah, and I'm the fucking president of Russia. And then we got, we got home and I looked up the son of the Philippines and it was him. Yeah. I said to him, like, great, we could have had the fucking greatest Filipino night ever. And our roommate's Filipino. So like, just to be able to like, brag about it, be like, guess what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We now know the president of the Philippines.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If John was there, he would have known.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, if John was there. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah, for sure.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Well, if John was there. Yeah. You, you know, the. I mean, you would have. He would have been like, my dad's the president. And that's what I would have gotten to. Yeah, but. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm definitely Vegas doubt. Have I said that on a podcast before where I'm like out of energy for Vegas?

[Jason Nash]

No, but it is, like, interesting even. Like. Yeah. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you eat? Did you eat? Did you go like a nice restaurant?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but just like, it's like, I don't know nothing. And it's so tricky because, like, it's just like, how do you, like, I don't even know how you do Vegas properly. Like, you don't really go out till 11:12. You have the dinner at 9. We start drinking on the plane. We are all just like. We were all on different pages. The entire group was on different pages. Like half of us were like really drunk, the other half were like sick from drinking too early. It was just. I don't know, I'm 29. Like I've done Vegas enough where it's like.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's what I think the thing is. It's like, it's kind of the same. It's like very structured and organized. Like you go to dinner, you go to the nightclub, go to the table, get your bottles and then.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

You know, it's like, I don't know, it's not. There's like. Even though you think of Vegas as being like a very like spontaneous. We're gonna have the craziest night of our lives. I feel like it doesn't really happen that way.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Vegas is. No, Vegas never plays out like that. Actually for the boys trip, it was pretty incredible. The.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That you planned for weeks.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like when you go to like a, like a bachelor party is fun and I think that's worth it. But like, I don't know, the one offs are just. And. And the, the flight back, it's always horrible.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

Y.

[Natalie Mariduena]

On a jet though, it's pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't matter how, it doesn't matter how you do it. It's always just cuz you're hungover, always terrible.

[Jason Nash]

And it's like the short. It's. You go into it being like, oh, this is just like a quick like 30 minute flight.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's the problem too. You're like not mentally prepared for it. You're like, you like think it's going to be shorter and you like really oversell it to how easy it's going to be for yourself. It's always the worst.

[Jason Nash]

It's a very long 40 minutes.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, and then, and then the night always ends with like me gambling at a table and I'm like, you know, I spent like a thousand dollars on a table.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you win?

[David Dobrik]

No, that's the thing. There's no winning for me. Like I'm gambling a thousand bucks or like 500 bucks. So it's like, okay, I'll double it. And then I want to double it again and I'm just gonna keep doubling till I lose. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's like, why am I even. I literally, I spent $500,000 just, just knowing that I'm gonna walk away after I lose. Like, that is literally my mindset. So I don't know what I'm doing. Like, I don't even know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I gave up gambling for that reason.

[David Dobrik]

It's so goofy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I lost several times in a row.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was like, oh, well, it's not for me.

[David Dobrik]

No. And then at the end of the night when it's like 5am you fucking look to your friends and you're like, do we go to Spearmint Rhino? Do we go to the strip club? This is the first time Natalie said no. Natalie's always the one leading the charge to go to a strip club or just continue the night in general.

[Jason Nash]

I just had a lot of, like, strip clubs. I feel like we did a lot of, like, I don't know, a lot of traveling. Bangkok had a lot of, like, stripper stuff everywhere. I was just like, I'm good.

[David Dobrik]

No, you're right. You're right.

[Jason Nash]

But there's nothing there for me.

[David Dobrik]

We're just getting older. This is. This is character development.

[Jason Nash]

It's growth.

[David Dobrik]

What can I say? I have a question for you guys. It's kind of a hot take.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. This isn't me leaning towards, like. This is. Yeah. Let me just say it. Do you think the moon landing was real?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Do you? Natalie?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, kind of gone down this rabbit hole a little bit, and I kind of feel like maybe it wasn't.

[David Dobrik]

I just. I. I've been going down the rabbit hole, and every time. Like, every time I come back to it, I keep going, like, it's just not possible. It's just not possible. I just. I can't wrap my head around it. And I know just because I think it's not possible doesn't mean that I should automatically validate as impossible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But you're saying that moon landing was fake, but all the other ones were real?

[David Dobrik]

No. I'm swept. No, we haven't gone.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Never gone to the moon.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think we've ever been in the moon.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I just, like. Okay. And this isn't me being, like, a flat Earther or anything or, like, getting really crazy with, like, my conspiracy theories.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I just think, like, here, Jay, answer this. So I do believe we've been to space. Like, the outer edge of space or, like, the outer edge of, like, Earth's atmosphere or whatever. Do you know how far away that is? If you were to guess, like, no, I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't guess.

[David Dobrik]

How many miles. Miles up in the sky is It.

[Jason Nash]

Just to get to space?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

A million.

[David Dobrik]

Get to where? The million.

[Jason Nash]

Jesus.

[David Dobrik]

Jesus Christ. Get to where the spacecraft orbits. The spacecraft, like, orbits where satellites orbit. How many miles?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know, 500,000 miles.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. 130 miles.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, okay.

[David Dobrik]

130 miles.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know how far the moon is now that you know how these miles actually work? 130 miles is the spacecraft. And now how far is the moon?

[Natalie Mariduena]

A thousand.

[David Dobrik]

Great. A thousand. The moon is 238,000 miles away.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So you understand how crazy that is?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. It's far.

[David Dobrik]

238,000 miles.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And you're telling me in 1969 we got up 238,000 miles to the moon and returned and was on. And the astronauts were on a phone call with Richard Nixon from the moon. It's just like. And recording it. Yeah, it's just like, all is, like, so fudgeing wild to me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

For what reason then would they fake it? To.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

To. To. Yeah. Why?

[David Dobrik]

Be Russia. Yeah, to be Russia to the moon.

[Jason Nash]

To, like, assert the dominance.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It was like the whole space race. It was like the biggest fucking. It's the biggest, like, propaganda thing during that time. Huge.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. And why. How could they get away with fixing that? Like, someone would have came out and said, like, oh, yeah, it was a fucking hoax.

[David Dobrik]

I don't. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what I mean?

[David Dobrik]

Have you ever seen those videos of, like, the astronauts being approached.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

By, like, conspiracy theorists, and they're like, can you put your hand on the Bible and swear to God that you've been to the moon? And, like, all of them avoid it like crazy, but, like, at the same time, like, if I. If I actually did go to the moon.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And these. These, you know, these people came up to me telling me I didn't. I would also tell him to fuck off. I'm not putting a hand on 100%.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Me, too.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you're just, like. You're fucking delusional. I don't know. I just can't wrap my head around it. 1969, brother. That is fucking a long time ago. Our cars looked like Model T's back then. I don't know. I don't know. I just. I just don't get how a spaceship with that. I. It doesn't make any sense to me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What do you think, Nat?

[Jason Nash]

And landed and returned safely? No, I think I. I also kind of think it was fake. Did you see the movie? Who was it? Like, Scarlett Johansson or something recently?

[David Dobrik]

That's what inspired you? Yeah, yeah. The one with chatting.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that's what. That's what prompted me to, like, actually look into it. Yeah. The one with Channing Tatum. Because the movie's about, like, how they faked it or whatever. It's a. It's whatever, scripted. But. Yeah, it just doesn't make sense to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Me where they were in, like, a TV studio. Like, what do you think?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I have no idea. Like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, I mean, explain it if you think that it's fake. Like, what. What do you think they did?

[David Dobrik]

Well, yeah, I think. Yeah, I think they definitely just filmed it, like, on a black site. Like, I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Area 51. Fucking anywhere. I'm sure there's a mill. I'm sure there's a thousand black sites that the United States has that no one knows about. I mean, I just. It's not that difficult to do that. Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it is difficult to pull a hoax like that and not have anyone.

[David Dobrik]

It's. It's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not. Have it be found out, but, like, do you know hundreds of people involved in it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but I feel like.

[David Dobrik]

But you also don't know, like, what happened to a lot of those people. Yeah, like, you don't know if, like, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, the people. Like, this is me just making things up. But, like, you don't know if, like, 50 people were involved in it and then 40 of them were executed.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

To make an example to Neelox. Like, you genuinely. You don't know what. What the government does.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, yeah, there's like.

[David Dobrik]

I know this is, like. I'm really, like, far out there. I'm being, like, real crazy guy that lives in the wilderness right now. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is so against humanity. But, like, I mean, you just have no fucking idea.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And so you. And you. And your statement was that subsequent landings, too, have been fake.

[Jason Nash]

Have we gone since?

[David Dobrik]

I don't think we've gone in. Like, I don't think we've landed on 10, 20 years. So the last time humans walked on the moon. This is so dumb. This is. This is stupid. Was in 1972. I mean, come on, Jay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Come on.

[David Dobrik]

What? Last time was 50 years ago, right? That's it. And it's just like, we have no reason to walk on it again.

[Jason Nash]

It's just like, we've explored it.

[David Dobrik]

It's just craters. It's made out of cheese. We're done. Time to try for monsters.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It costs a lot of money to run that. So they. You Know if there's nothing up there, if no one's going to live there. You know what I mean?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, dude. I don't know. I fudgeing hate being this guy. I hate being this guy because I sound. I do sound crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I hate conspiracy stuff, but it's like you don't know. You're right. You don't know.

[David Dobrik]

No, you don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

That's why I'm kind of open to everything. Have you heard of the Chronovisor?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, this is my new favorite conspiracy theory. I just found out about it. It's a theory that originated from Father Pellegrino Ernetti, a monk. I don't think he invented Pellegrino the water, but that is his. In the 1960s, he claimed that he was part of a secret team of scientists, including Nobel winning physicist Enrico Fermi and rocket scientist Wernher von Braun, who helped build the Chronovisor under Vatican supervision. So basically, the Chronovisor is an alleged time viewing device secretly developed by the Vatican in the 20th century. So it's. According to theory, it allows users to see into the past, not travel, but see through time, view past events, like watching a live stream from ancient history. So like, so like Martin Luther King's speech when Nablick got shot, you could be anywhere at any time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

And you could. Jesus Christ. You know the crucifixion?

[Natalie Mariduena]

The Vatican developed this.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then, and then the, and then it was brought to the Pope when.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was developed that big tech company, the Vatican.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, come on. Again. Why are you talking like that? Okay, but how can you laugh at that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm making jokes, I'm saying it's, it's, it's. It's kind of hard to believe, but keep going.

[David Dobrik]

How is it hard? It's Christianity.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, great. So, all right, so it's not.

[David Dobrik]

It's Jesus, It's.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, but they just have so much money.

[David Dobrik]

It's the most powerful belief system in the world.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, okay, go ahead.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm defending all these heavily, but like, you are very Chronovision. You. As, as, as open minded as I am about it, you are the exact opposite. Where you are like the world's nothing more than what you see it as. Like that, that is like your horror personality.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm listening. Like there's no making jokes.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But to you, I get it.

[David Dobrik]

To you, there's. Or anything in life, a bunch of.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Priests developed this technology.

[David Dobrik]

No Obviously, a bunch of priests did it, or they.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was magic. They did it with Jesus. Like, what are you talking about? I'm asking.

[David Dobrik]

But why. Why are you belittling this like that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not belittling.

[David Dobrik]

Obviously, the Pope didn't get together in his little. In his. In his master bedroom at the Vatican and come up with this. They have. The Vatican probably has.

[Jason Nash]

They decide on like 20, 30 different agendas for the year, and they decided.

[David Dobrik]

Billions of billions of billions of dollars.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The Church.

[David Dobrik]

It's the Church.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Amazing. They put that. They put a bunch. They put a billion dollars towards chronovision.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway. I mean, I. I do realize I sound crazy, but Jason's taking me to that notch. He's such a non believer that it's making me go even heavier.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I want to hear it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So you can look into the past.

[David Dobrik]

So you can look into the future. You could think of it as the ultimate surveillance camera for all of time. So the chronovisor was supposedly made up of cathode ray tubes for visual output, like old TVs. A directional lens had out to tune in to time events. A matrix of metals to receive electromagnetic, magnetic, and sine waves of the past, and some heavy duty quantum math and theological sauce. What do they see? According to Ernetti, they use the chronovisor to witness. These are the things they witnessed. The crucifixion of Jesus.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Amazing.

[David Dobrik]

A speech by Cicero, a lost play by the Roman playwright Quintus Ennius, which Ernetti allegedly transcribed from the screen. Okay, that's kind of crazy. A photo Ernetti provided in the 1970s claiming to show Jesus on the cross was later debunked because it matched a 1950s church souvenir postcard. It was just reversed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So you believe this, but you don't believe we landed on the moon? It's funny what you choose.

[David Dobrik]

Well, no, I just. I just. I believe in cover ups.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Positive, negative. I believe that people could cover things up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I. And it's like, so necessary. Like, I don't think anybody should have a chrono visor, like, access to it. You know what I mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I also think when you're in war, the very least, or like when you're in a war debate with another country, the easiest thing you can do is pretend you went to the moon. You know, I mean, other than nuking them or doing whatever, the easiest thing you can do is stage you land on the moon just to show, like, how superior you are in tech. In tech and advancements and all that. Anyway, you could spy on anyone at any point in time, be used to falsify or manipulate historical narratives, be considered a threat to religious doctrine. So a Vatican decree in 1988 reportedly warned that anyone using such a device would fix would face excommunication. Which conspiracy theory, which conspiracy theorists cite as proof that the Chronovisor was real. And then in parentheses, it says it's more likely that the decree was a general precaution against occult tech and sci fi hoaxes. So that decree was made, but it's not necessarily saying that it was for the Chronovisor. There's zero scientific evidence that such a machine exists or could work. These are the debunking skepticisms. And a man claiming to be Ernetti's friend later said on his deathbed that Ernetti admitted the whole thing was a hoax.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, wow.

[David Dobrik]

Though that could also be part of the conspiracy, depending on how far down the rabbit hole you want to go, which is pretty crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I think the moon landing thing is a little bit easier to achieve. I don't know about this. Like, looking through the looking glass like that sounds a little bit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The thing about. The thing about it is like, why didn't someone else come up with it too?

[David Dobrik]

The Chronovisor?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, why. How come? If they were able to do it in the 80s or the 70s, whenever they did it, I mean, why hasn't Elon Musk done it now or someone like that too? You know what I mean? It's like, if Google could jump on that, they would.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. But I also think it's like, I think it just may go further than that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Interesting.

[David Dobrik]

I just think it's like, I think if someone has the ability to do. To make a chronovisor, I think someone has the ability to know when a chronovisor is being made somewhere. Like, I think. I think. I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did a priest ever touch you?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

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Today I'm going to the Fantastic Four movie premiere.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Ooh, fun. That trailer looks so good.

[David Dobrik]

It's so good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I wouldn't even, like, want to go see that movie. But then I saw the trailer, I was like, this looks good.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, it looks really good. And the premise of it is Galactus, who's like the. Basically, who's that? He's one of the biggest powers in the Marvel Universe. He's. He's like. He's known as like a planet Eater.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And Galactus for. I think the first time you actually see him, like, properly in a. In a Marvel movie, he's like the. One of the most powerful.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What's he look like?

[David Dobrik]

Huge. His, like, his face is the size of a planet and he eats planets and he consumes planets. And not in like a mean way, but he. It to like, have to get energy because he kind of balances the cosmos.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And the whole. I think the premise from the trailer, I don't know because I haven't seen it yet, but the premise is that Galactus is coming and about to destroy Earth. The Fantastic Four. Earth. So this is set in a different multiverse. So what people are thinking is this new Fantastic Four, the Pedro Pascal Fantastic Four, they're all going to have to flee their Earth because it gets destroyed. And they enter our timeline, Earth 616, with, like, our Iron man and everything. And then. And then we get Doomsday. Oh, I don't know if you care.

[Natalie Mariduena]

About how does I do. How does Doomsday relate to it? That's a. That's a character. Doomsday. Right.

[David Dobrik]

Dr. Doom is the main villain in all the Fantastic Four movies.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Got it.

[David Dobrik]

And what's Doomsday and you know who's playing Dr. Doom? Take a while.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Steve Harvey.

[David Dobrik]

Take a while. Guess who's playing Dr. Doom? The biggest. The biggest DiCaprio. No, the biggest. Wait, you don't know this? This is crazy. I feel like if I tell you, you're gonna know. Robert Downey.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yes. I did know that.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. So Robert Downey's playing Dr. Doom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So you know how Avengers. There's Avengers, Infinity War, and Endgame.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Now we're going to have Dooms Avengers Doomsday, and then Avengers Secret wars, where.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Where Robert Downey is the bad guy.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, wow. That's fun for him to be the bad guy.

[David Dobrik]

Incredible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, he's a good bad guy.

[David Dobrik]

So Avengers Doomsday is where we're going to see Dr. Doom, and we're going to see, like, all the Avengers come together for the first time. The new Avengers. Every new. Like, all the X Men come together to try to take this guy down. And then Secret Wars. This just came out, like, a day ago was Kevin Feige said it's going to reset all of the mcu. So, like, all your characters are gonna die. I mean, not all of them, but, like, you're definitely gonna see your main guys go. You're probably. Thor's probably gonna die. You know, you like all the big guys. Really? It's gonna reset the whole timeline, and MCU is gonna start afresh with all new characters. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. Now, if they told you, David, you have to drop everything you're doing. We're gonna put you in three Marvel movies as sort of a side character. Like, not a side character, not the main. But you've. You've got a thing.

[David Dobrik]

You've told me that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Would you do it?

[David Dobrik]

You've asked me this before, and I said, I can't. I can't. Like, you wouldn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You wouldn't drop everything to be in Marvel. That's, like, your dream.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think I would really.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You go and you get. Get really fit. And then you're, like, hanging out with everybody and you're like.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, you're in movies. If I was helping Marvel, I would. I would be taking away from, like, you can't have an influencer in the movie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

It just takes you out of it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Obviously, good actors are good.

[David Dobrik]

That's what I would like. If Kevin Feige came to me, I'd be like, you realize, like, I do YouTube videos and stuff, and it's like. It's like, you don't want that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Nah, I don't think.

[David Dobrik]

And if Kevin gave me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Never say that.

[David Dobrik]

If Kevin gave me a good reason, then yeah, you should. The only. The only.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Never say that.

[David Dobrik]

The only time I was almost in a Marvel movie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Put yourself in a box.

[David Dobrik]

What? I've talked about this. Did I talk about my audition for a Marvel movie?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Maybe. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I auditioned for Shang Chi.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And I had to keep it a secret for, like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Then we went and saw Shang Chi.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We were.

[David Dobrik]

My part in it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which is, like, totally should have not been my part, but as a YouTuber, it was so in Shang Chi, there's. There's a fight scene.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shangchi was good.

[David Dobrik]

So good. There's a fight scene on the bus.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And on the bus, there's a live streamer who's live streaming the fight, and he's like, which. That role makes sense for me in some way. Yeah, a little bit. Because I'm, like, a YouTuber, but I feel like I'm still too close to the reality of a YouTuber. You kind of need a guy playing a YouTuber, but, yeah, so I went into audition for this. I had to keep it a big secret. I had the script as my background on my phone.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

For like, a year and a half because I was so excited about it. They were really nice to me. They were like. I think they say this at every audition. They go, we loved it so much. Do you know what I mean? When you auditioned, did they always call you back and they were like, that was incredible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Oh.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I think they do that because you have a. Like, a semblance of status. Like, they're not just taking, like, Joe Schmo off the street and be like, you're amazing. We're totally gonna call you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Maybe they were just blowing smoke up my ass just to, like, be on good terms or.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You could have been great.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think so. But, like, in the audition room was, like, people that really fit the archetype for casting for that character.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like. Like. Like nerdier guys. Not saying that I was, like, too cool to play the bar. I'm just saying, like. Like, one of the guys that was in there was McLovin from Superbad. Yeah, it was me, him, and two other guys sitting in. Sitting in the waiting Christopher Mintz Plassey. Yeah. So, like, I was like, why the fuck am I here? Like, McLovin should 1000% get this over me. Like, that is so funny and cool for Shakespeare.

[Natalie Mariduena]

David, you're a good actor.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, incredible. But, yeah, that was. That was the One time where it kind of made sense, but other than that, I don't think I'd be in a Marvel movie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, can I. Can I read you this letter?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. From who? From the Vatican Trouble application.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Serious inquiry. Hey, David, I swear, your podcast today felt like divine intervention. Are you ready for more? Oh, it's a wild letter.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so someone's asking me to be in trouble.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Two Girls thruffle. Two Girls Trouble, Thrupple, whatever you want to call it now. This is David's break.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, hold on. Have to put the Vatican talk on hold, I guess.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Put the conspiracy stuff down for a second. Yeah, we've got some real stuff.

[David Dobrik]

We probably landed on the moon. Who gives a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My girlfriend and I are literally talking this morning about how to go about asking a guy to join us for a threesome. You just put this out.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Incredible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then you start talking about threesomes. Wild timing. So, yeah. Got any tips? Is there a smooth way to bring it up, or should we just straight up ask? Help us out? Also, this doubles as a casual throuple application. Both hot, both fun, both into you. Our Instagrams are ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. If you feel like creeping. Oh, wow. Here we go. Here we go. I'm from Chicago.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, this is crazy. So this is a. I mean, open for relocation.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sorry, go.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Got our phone number here.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so this is insane.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So this is. This. I feel like for the sake of creativity and content, I'm gonna have to see this one through.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, I think so.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Just for the sake of the podcast. And we're doing two a week. I'm gonna have to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thank you, man. Thank you so much.

[David Dobrik]

About the fly to Chicago.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And get this threesome done for, I guess, for the team.

[Jason Nash]

We will be there next week, so that could be a good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not a threesome, David. A full relationship.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, no. I think she says just for a threesome. Should we call her? Yeah, it's David from Views.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Just like, fuck. They got the email.

[David Dobrik]

Can you hear me?

[D]

Am I on right now?

[David Dobrik]

Do you not want to be?

[D]

I'm just at work right now. I have to be really quiet.

[David Dobrik]

What do you do for a living? Is this an appropriate place to have a conversation about a throuple?

[D]

Absolutely not. Stop. Okay. This is actually, like, the worst time and spot for me to be answering this.

[David Dobrik]

What do you do for a living? Unless you don't want to share.

[D]

No, I cannot share.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. All right. You want us to call you back another time?

[D]

Wait, yeah, definitely call Back.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. What day? We can call back tomorrow.

[D]

Okay, yeah, definitely tomorrow. Like, later in the day.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, Bye. Bye.

[D]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so we're gonna call back in three minutes in your time, in podcast time. But first off, right off the bat, she's a working woman, like, that, knows her boundaries.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

That's really good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

She can't speak. She doesn't want to ruin what she's got going on at work. Sounds important. May work for the Vatican. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I was thinking that.

[David Dobrik]

Sounds secretive.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever she's working on is, like, big.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'll call back, see if she's working on Chronovision.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, Michelle, it's me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you think the moon landing was fake? Yeah, real quick.

[David Dobrik]

Obviously, guys, it's now the next day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're calling.

[D]

Hey.

[David Dobrik]

Hey. Okay, we're back.

[D]

Yeah. Sorry about yesterday. I was literally, like, surrounded by a bunch of cubicles, and it was, like, dead silent, and I was, like, making a commotion.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, no, no. You're good. Do you work at the Vatican? Where do you work?

[D]

Yep, the Vatican.

[David Dobrik]

I knew it. Okay. Mysterious. So we got your email. I'm super interested in what's going on here. I know. I'm so curious.

[D]

What about my email, like, made you want to call me? Because there were, like, two parts about it.

[David Dobrik]

I'm also looking for a throuple, so I just wanted to kind of. Just kind of sketch out or sketch out?

[Jason Nash]

Do you say sketch out like you plan it out?

[David Dobrik]

Hold on. I have my translator here. I just wanted to see. Yeah, plan it. I wanted to see what. What. What it means to be in a throuple with you. And if I can possibly do this.

[D]

I mean, I don't know. I'm so open to it. And, like, the last podcast, that girl was just, like, so casual about it, and I was, like, flabbergasted.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Okay. So that's what. That's what kind of inspired you.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[D]

Also, so my girlfriend and I have, like, always been open to the idea of, like, trying to threesome. And so that's another thing I need your advice on.

[David Dobrik]

But then, yeah, for sure.

[D]

The podcast. And you were like, one wife. Like, I want two.

[David Dobrik]

I said that. Oh, my God, these things are gonna bite me in the ass in literally a couple weeks. Okay. I didn't know I said that, but that sounds like me.

[D]

I feel like you're. You're always, like, if you're single, like, hit me up. But that podcast, you were like, never mind.

[Jason Nash]

I want to.

[David Dobrik]

We gotta comb through these Pods. A little more. Okay. Right on. Okay. I may have said that.

[D]

You know what? Let me just, you know, shoot my shot. And my girlfriend was, like, so down, so.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, that's really sweet. Well, I. I really enjoyed the. The fact that it was an email, because it wasn't just like. I'm like. I guess you were sitting in your cubicle, so you probably had no other way of communicating with me. So maybe the email blast was the easiest. But I thought the email was a lot more serious, and it made me think, hey, these girls, like, they really know what they want. And it's. This is just like a DM at 4am so I appreciated that. So thank you. But, yeah. So. Okay, so you guys have never had a third person, so this would be, like, your first time?

[D]

Yeah, no, we've never done. Yeah, more than just us.

[David Dobrik]

That's gonna be tough for me, because I need somebody with experience. Right, Jay? I feel like I can't be in there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, you know, you're all in it together for the first time. You'll have to figure it out. The three you have. The three of you will figure it out.

[David Dobrik]

I know, but I feel like I need somebody that's, like, already. That's already been down this road before. A throuple or a threesome?

[D]

Both.

[David Dobrik]

I've never been a throuple, and I came very close to threesome once, but.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My mom was outside, and I had to go.

[David Dobrik]

What does that mean? Is that it didn't work. I don't want to be. I think I got nervous is what I'm trying to say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's so funny how immature we are because, like, this is a conversation that lots of adults have, but every time she says three sub or throuple, we're.

[David Dobrik]

Like, well, I do think it's really fun. Wait, where are you? Where are you? Oh, you're in Chicago. Oh.

[D]

I actually grew up right next to Vernon Hills.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wait, where did you grow up?

[D]

Like, Lincolnshire? Buffalo Grove.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, what the fuck? Oh, okay, this is. Wait, that. Jay, that's. I play tennis in Lincolnshire.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[D]

Me too.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait. At the Lincolnshire Tennis Club.

[D]

Yes. That was literally two minutes from my house.

[David Dobrik]

Shut the up. With the clay courts outside and Paul.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The hot dog guy.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait, wait. This is crazy. You were that close.

[D]

Was Jeff Love your coach?

[David Dobrik]

No, but I know Jeff Love. Oh, wait, you were good. Wait, Jeff Love didn't. Wait, Jeff Love didn't just. Okay, you know who was my coach? This guy named Brian.

[Jason Nash]

We've opened up the bucket of Nostalgia.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Don't get David talking about the suburbs of Chicago.

[David Dobrik]

All right, but. But you know the swirl cup and liquid fusion.

[D]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Okay. Wow. Wait, this is crazy. You should have started with this. Yeah, I'm down for the three. Liquid fusion. See you at Liquid fusion. Okay, well, I'll let you know. I mean, obviously for science and for the Views podcast, it may have to happen, but I don't. I genuinely, like, if we're being completely serious, I'm. I'm too scared to do that kind of stuff. I've barely, you know, barely made moves here in my real life. But. But I. I like. I like talking about it because I think it builds courage for when it does come my way. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense. Well, okay, so how. How do you think I should approach it? Because, like, you're a guy, obviously, you deal with girls.

[Jason Nash]

How, like, what's for me and my.

[D]

Girlfriend to, like, go up to a guy? Like, how do we go about it? Threesome? Do we just, like, ask him?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I think it's.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, it's pretty easy, my sister.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, come on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How do we offer someone a million dollars?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you. That is the easiest ask on earth. Like, there is not.

[Jason Nash]

And no one's gonna be offended either. They're gonna be like, it's harder to.

[David Dobrik]

Ask your friend to grab you a beer from the fridge at your. In your living room than it is to ask a guy for a threesome. No, like, that's. I think a guy is going to. For, like, if he's never done it before, he's going to go. He's going to be. He's. I mean, he's going to be smitten. I've never even used that word. But he's going to be. He's going to be smiling ear to ear and he's going to think you're kidding and he's not going to take you seriously. But, like, then when you, like, lock in, he's going to get really nervous and he's going to go, where do we go? When do we go? And how do we fucking leave here? So, no, I think it's super easy. Is there. Is there a guy that you guys are talking to now?

[D]

No, no, we've literally haven't made any steps towards this. We were literally just talking about it the other day and we're like, fuck. Like, we gotta, you know, start plotting.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, do you guys, like, go out together?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, we go out together.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's so easy. It's like when one of you. I think you just wait till one of you guys gets hit on, which I'm sure happens every time you guys go out multiple times. And then when you guys both agree on somebody that's hit on you guys that you both like, I think you just tell the guy, hey, I'm bi and this is my girlfriend. And then it's fucking game over. Yeah. Wait, why are you. Why are you telling. Why? Okay. Yeah, you're. You gotta. You gotta realize what you have here. Yeah. The ball's. The ball's in your court, and you could pass the ball to almost anybody in the entire world.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And they'll catch it. Yeah. Yeah. You're overthinking this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're at the Lincolnshire Tennis Club and you're winning the game.

[David Dobrik]

Jeff, he said you're at the Lincolnshire Tennis Club and you're winning the game. Yeah. Yeah. No, so don't have any. Yeah, don't have any worries about that. You'll be good. But. But thank you for emailing, and I'm sure I'll run into you in Chicago one day. I'm there for Lala, so I'll be around.

[D]

Oh, wait. I'm there for Lala.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, hell no. Track him down.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. Okay. Well, I'll let you guys know on the beauty spot how this goes.

[D]

Well, thank you for all the advice.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I really appreciate it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, of course. Thanks for emailing in.

[D]

Question.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[D]

I have one question.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[D]

Now that the vlogs are back, can you please make one vlog with Carmelita?

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny. We went to.

[D]

I literally cry laugh anytime. Carmelita in the vlogs.

[David Dobrik]

Really? Wow, that's really interesting. We wanted to bring her to Bangkok. Jason was like, should I bring Carmelita to Bangkok? And Dave was like, no, I was like. I was like, I think we should let Carmelita rest, but. Okay, I'll think about that advice. That's not bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I did make the call, though.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe she'll come to Lollapalooza.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I see you there.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe she's the threesome you've been wanting.

[D]

Oh, my God. That's my dream.

[David Dobrik]

All right, well, I'll see you soon, probably.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, sounds good.

[David Dobrik]

Bye. See ya. Bye. Bye. Wow. That was crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That was great. She was so cool.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Now what do I do?

[Jason Nash]

Why do I feel like this threesome's actually gonna happen?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, the Lala connection.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, the Lala connection.

[Jason Nash]

The Lincolnshire Swirl Cup Liquid fusion.

[David Dobrik]

What are you talking? She lives in my town. For people that don't know, like, this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is around your town.

[David Dobrik]

Town.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's not. Yeah, I mean, next door.

[Jason Nash]

Next.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, this is. It's like Sherman Oak, Studio City.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, this is. This is in my town.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think I'm gonna do it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I like the way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The way you said that was such a different read. I don't think I'm gonna do it because.

[David Dobrik]

Anything else? Right?

[Jason Nash]

Like, I don't think we need to dissect whether or not you're gonna do it or not.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, like, anything else for the pot, I totally would.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like, you've done it all.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, like, like, like, you know. Yeah, just like a funny story. But I, I just, I do. I do just get really nervous in those situations.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah. I don't blame you.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys, well, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys Thursday for the next pod. I'm super excited and it's gonna be a jam filled pod with a lot of fun. We'll see you then. Bye.