My Celebrity Hookup Fantasy

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: My Celebrity Hookup Fantasy (May 19, 2026)

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Overview

In this episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by their friends Zane Hijazi, George Janko, Natalie Mariduena, Julia, Adam W., Naveen, Pearson, and Livy Dunn. Broadcasting from what sounds like a group trip on a boat, the crew offers an unfiltered, lively discussion about comedy, group dynamics, celebrity fantasies, wild hookup stories, and their unique approach to making viral content. Personal anecdotes, group games, and humor drive the episode, offering listeners a raw and candid behind-the-scenes look at internet fame, friendship, and the chaos of the VIEWS friend group.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Video vs. Audio Podcast: Does It Matter?

• Early on, the group jokes about not recording video for the podcast (01:22), with George poking fun at the lack of visual content:
  • George Janko: "It makes zero sense that you guys are just like... it's like we're losing money and opportunity." (01:30)
• Zane and George debate whether a video version would draw more listeners, but acknowledge that VIEWS is all about vibes, not looks.

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2. Comedians, Stand-up, and Bombing Stories

• George Janko shares his journey in stand-up, opening for huge comedians and recounts the challenge of making old jokes feel fresh every night:

  • George: "How do you tour making jokes? You're saying the same night after night..." (03:48)

• Discussion on the difference between playing an arena vs. a club—more people means at least someone will laugh (04:37).

• George's bombing story: In a NY basement with 100 people, he suffered 4 minutes of silence until a crowd work save (“Where are you from?” “Here” - big laugh) (07:03).

• Jason Nash explains the competitive and isolated vibe backstage at comedy shows vs. the supportiveness of influencers (08:04):

  • Jason: "When I got into the influencer world, it was like, everyone wants you to win... in comedy, there’s like, 40 guys exactly like me..." (08:18)

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3. Group Dynamics, Fame, and Fantasies

• Zane playfully claims Adam is the "Justin Bieber of Dubai," teasing his international fame (09:40).

• Group banter on “boat stories”—sex and awkward incidents that become running jokes in the friend group, and the lasting impressions of wild stories (11:18).

  • Zane: "It's just so interesting because you also wouldn't expect that from you…he's very smooth, right?" (12:49)

• The crew discusses "Imposter," a group game they play intensely—John is dubbed the "best worst" at the game for his unpredictable answers:

  • Zane: "John doesn't know the word and that's why he said 'fuzzy,' 'cause it's too dumb." (18:03)
  • Julia: "Cereal is white is insane." (20:29)

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4. Relationship Talk & Celebrity Hookups

• Extended debate around post-breakup jealousy, being happy for exes, and “celebrity pass” fantasies:

  • Natalie: "I'm friends with all my exes. I'd be happy for all of them to hook up with people..." (28:39)
  • Naveen shares her ‘fantasy’: "I would convince all the Skarsgard brothers to all be with me. No, we'd all be in a relationship. I don’t do hookups.” (32:01)

• Conversation about group perceptions (“do you all hook up with each other?”), and how outsiders ask about David's sex life:

  • George: "The number one question I get is, does he bang all those girls?" (33:00)

• Zane and Natalie recall a married Australian fan openly flirting with Zane and promising to reach out if she left her husband (37:06).

  • Zane: "If I ever leave my husband, though, I'm going to let you know." (37:12)

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5. Social Group Dynamics: Outsider Impressions

• Guests like George and Naveen reveal their perspectives on coming into the VIEWS circle—initially thinking the group was "doing it with each other," but realizing they're more about friendship and fun (34:03, 34:07).
• The group underscores how well everyone balances each other's personalities, despite frequent teasing (26:31, 27:01).

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6. Content Creation: The Struggles and Realities

• Talk addresses the stress of making viral videos, editing, and sustaining weekly content:

  • Pearson: "You, like, over analyze every last detail... I won't let anyone watch it unless it's 10 minutes of good footage." (39:17)
  • Zane: "I don't edit them anymore. So now... I don't actually like them as much as I [did]." (39:32)

• Comparison between spontaneous, in-the-moment content (VIEWS style) and the structured, businesslike approach (as with Ben Azelar’s YouTube empire) (43:09).

  • Pearson: "He responded on Monday... He probably does not [check IG] till Monday morning. He’s smarter than all of us." (44:40)

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7. Memorable Moments and Notable Quotes

On Comedy:

• Jason Nash: “When we did live shows… those people just want to have a good time.” (06:01)
• George Janko: “Imagine you’re bombing for four minutes straight and then you’re like, ‘Where are you from?’ and he’s like, ‘Here.’... Got a huge laugh.” (07:23)

On Exes and Fantasies:

• Natalie: “If I dated a guy for four years and he [slept with someone] the day after we broke up, it would not bother me. I actually like that kind of pain.” (30:29)
• Naveen: "I'd convince all the Skarsgard brothers to all be with me... in a relationship, not a hookup!" (32:01)

On Group Games:

• Zane: “John doesn’t know the word and that’s why he said ‘fuzzy,’ because it’s too dumb.” (18:03)
• Julia: “Cereal is white is insane.” (20:29)

On Vlogs and Content:

• Zane: “Eight, nine, ten years into it, it sucks. That's really hard.” (42:35)
• Pearson: “I love when the good guys win... He [Ben] deserves every success.” (44:55)

On Surprises Gone Wrong:

• David Dobrik (on surprising Natalie’s mom with a car): “We surprised her, and she was just like, 'Oh, I wanted the black one.'” (47:45)
• Zane: “It was just, like, embarrassing… It came off, like, mean.” (48:44)

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• Comedian life, performing for large venues: 03:34 – 04:52
• George bombs on stage story: 06:33 – 07:44
• Group relationship dynamics & exes discussion: 26:47 – 31:18
• Naveen’s celebrity hookup fantasy: 32:01 – 32:39
• Public perception: “Does David hook up with all those girls?” 33:00 – 33:16, and again at 33:34
• Australian fan wild DM stories: 37:00 – 38:31
• Approach to editing and content creation: 39:17 – 43:09
• Comparing spontaneous vs. structured YouTube content: 43:09 – 45:03
• Natalie’s mom Bronco surprise flop: 47:02 – 48:44
• Wrap-up and shoutouts: 49:42 – end

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Playful and Roasting: The episode is full of friendly roastings, self-deprecation, and inside jokes.
• Honest & Candid: Guests openly discuss embarrassing moments, relationship quirks, and the weird realities of fame.
• Reflective on Fame & Creation: There's genuine reflection about what it means to be “on” all the time, and the pressures of keeping fans entertained.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a window into the real-life chaos, humor, and friendship that drive not just the VIEWS podcast, but the internet personalities behind it. Expect teasing, wild stories, and behind-the-scenes honesty—not just about celebrity fantasies, but about the art of staying relevant (and sane) on the internet.

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(All timestamps are in MM:SS format as per the supplied transcript.)

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

Based on the best selling book series

[Zane Hijazi]

by Elle Kennedy comes off campus A story of love. Last week you didn't even know her name. Sometimes people sneak up on you. Friendship.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This is the most absolutely unhinged planet

[David Dobrik]

and I'm obsessed with it and self discovery on and off the ice. It's scary telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know. Oh, and it's pretty steamy.

[Zane Hijazi]

This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you. Off campus is now streaming on Prime Video.

[Doug]

And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[Pearson]

Hey everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date?

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, no.

[Doug]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Doug]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Jason Nash]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Zane Hijazi]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to View today. We are here with Jason Nash, Natalie, Georgia and Adam W. Wait, is there a camera? No, no camera.

[George Janko]

Oh, this whole time looking. Why the hell is the camera pointing towards the wall?

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, we do no camera here.

[George Janko]

Oh, so you guys do no audio?

[Jason Nash]

You'd think we would do, being such a big Internet presence.

[George Janko]

Zero sense that you guys are just like.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's almost like. It's like we're like just losing money and opportunity.

[George Janko]

I mean, I mean just from like a. Obviously I'm not on the podcast, but from an outside viewer, like, I don't know who the hell would listen to this.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[George Janko]

I mean.

[Zane Hijazi]

Right, right. Do you think more people would listen if we had video like upon it? It's. We're not.

[George Janko]

I mean, absolutely.

[Zane Hijazi]

We're not visually, I mean, I definitely

[George Janko]

think more people would see it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[George Janko]

That's for sure.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, I just feel like we're not visually stimulating and I feel like even the way like I'm positioned right now, like no one wants. No one cares.

[George Janko]

No one really knew how you were sitting. So you said it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You could just sit up like a normal person. You don't have to be horizontal.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, but I'm not going to have fun if I'm like sitting up. If I like, if I come and I feel like sitting upright.

[George Janko]

That's how you come when you're saying the way you're laying right now.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, speaking of calm, did you actually smell that in my room?

[George Janko]

It's not like, you know, the. You know, you smell sex. Yeah, it didn't smell like that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, no. We were playing imposter. You were the only one to get my word.

[George Janko]

I know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Do you still get it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I get it now.

[Jason Nash]

Now.

[David Dobrik]

Nut. Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. The word was squirrel. And I said, come and all the girls, like, this must be a boy thing. And Adam's like, I get it. That was gonna be my word.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well.

[George Janko]

Cause I was gonna say jizz.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, yeah. There you go. So introduce yourselves. Georgia and Adam. I know. Georgia's been on, like, the last five pods.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hey, guys, it's me again. I'm back. I don't know what else to say, Adam.

[George Janko]

Well, what'd you say the first time? I wasn't here for it, actually. I don't listen to the podcast, so I didn't. What'd you say?

[Zane Hijazi]

What the hell? I'm gonna start listening. Do you have your own pod?

[George Janko]

I don't.

[Zane Hijazi]

I feel like you like doing interviews.

[George Janko]

I don't.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't.

[George Janko]

I hate. The worst thing ever is when you do a podcast and they're like, how'd you get started?

[Zane Hijazi]

I was gonna. Actually, I was gonna ask you that.

[George Janko]

So I moved to LA.

[Zane Hijazi]

So. Funny.

[George Janko]

I moved to LA 10 years ago.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. I love those questions, though.

[George Janko]

I hate those because the thing is, like, how many times have you been asked that? I don't want to keep saying the story and then make it feel fun and fresh. Like, I've said it so many times. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. Actually, on that same note, something that's really interesting is you're. You do stand up comedy, correct?

[George Janko]

Yeah. And I have been up in, like, a year, but.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, but you've. But you've played. What's your biggest room? You've played to warriors arena, which is how many people?

[George Janko]

11,500.

[Zane Hijazi]

Whoa. That's a big room, right, Jay? Coming from a comedian.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah, it's huge.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Can't imagine.

[Zane Hijazi]

Similar to what you were just saying about getting the same question. Like, how do you possibly. I just. This is my. This. What I don't understand about comedy is if comedians are so good at making, like, a take feel so real. But, like, how do you tour a performance like that? Like, how do you tour making jokes? I find that so crazy. Like, you're saying the same night after night, and you have to make it feel like it's rolling off your tongue for the first Time.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Is that. Is that difficult or no? What is that? Like, how'd you show?

[George Janko]

I've only done it, like, 20. I've only done it, like, 20 times. I've probably been up. Ah, no, not 20. I've probably been up, like, 30 times, but, like, 30 times ever.

[Zane Hijazi]

But, like, you. Oh, you've opened for, like, some big people.

[George Janko]

Yeah. Joe Coy.

[Jason Nash]

That was.

[George Janko]

It was a Joe Koi show.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. It's crazy. And he sells out arenas, every arena. I think the biggest, like, entertainment in the biggest entertainment, like, money makers, are comedians that are, like, the most under the radar.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, I don't think anybody knows.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[George Janko]

I will say, though, it's way easier to do an arena than, like, a comedy club because someone's gonna laugh. There's 11, 000 people. There's no way. No one's gonna laugh. Like, you're at a comedy club. There's 200 people. People could not laugh.

[Zane Hijazi]

How many times have you bombed?

[George Janko]

I've never really bombed, but I did a show. I did. Usually when I do it, when I go to Laugh Factor, I'll do, like, two shows. 7:30 and 9:30, back to back, right?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

And one time I did the 7:30 show and crushed, like, literally the best set of anybody who went up. And then I went upstairs, like, in the back room where all the comedians are, and I'm like, man, you just got to be yourself up there. Like, you know, I'm just having fun.

[Jason Nash]

I'm just having fun, man.

[George Janko]

I'm being myself. And they're like, everyone's, like, taking advice from me. I do the 9:30 show, barely got laughs, and I didn't even change anything.

[Naveen]

I said.

[George Janko]

I said the same exact thing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

And then I went back there, and I was like, what happened out there? And I'm like, what should I do different?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's.

[George Janko]

Yeah, it's crazy. And it's like, I do, like, if you're an experienced comedian, you can tell, like, if the room is like, oh, you got to pick it up or you got to do some crowd work or you got to talk about a different topic. Like, most comedians have, like, so much material so they can, like, detect if the room is down and, like, shift it for me. I just do the same. I don't change a single word.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. The most I've done exact thing. So the most I've done is 3,000 when I opened for Myrrh, and. And Adam's right. They're, like, there to laugh.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

So it's like, they're there to have a good time. Like when we did live shows. Yeah, those people are. They're there to have a good time. They just want to.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, those shows were disasters.

[Jason Nash]

They were great.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, they were great. But, like, the amount of panic. We used to do live shows for this podcast, so, like, one. Like, our biggest venue is probably the Chicago theater.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And, like, never. And when. I mean, we had no prep. Like, we really had no prep. Like, it would just be, like, right before. Like, behind, behind. Like, backstage. We were coming up with, like, stories to talk about, and we were pulling up anybody on stage that had anything to say because we're running out of top.

[George Janko]

Oh, wait. I actually. I did bomb once. Where I did in New York. It was in a basement. Like, maybe, like, there was my first time ever doing stand up. I just did a show. I never did, like, open mic, and I went up.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know, like, how many people?

[George Janko]

100 people. Maybe, like a small basement in New York.

[Zane Hijazi]

I mean, that does feel like. That is where you bomb.

[George Janko]

Yeah. And I had seven minutes, and for four minutes straight, silence. Not like a single noise, like, word, nothing. And, like, I had all these jokes, right? And, like, the jokes had, like, part twos, part threes, and no one was laughing at part one, part two. So I would just bail. I'd bail out of the joke. And, like, four minutes in, I'm like, fuck, I have three minutes left. I have to do some crowd work. Never did crowd work before. And I asked this guy, imagine you're bombing for four minutes straight, and then you're like, where are you from? So I asked this guy, I'm like, hey, where are you from? And he's like, here. I'm like, oh, you're from this basement. Got a huge laugh.

[Zane Hijazi]

What?

[George Janko]

Huge laugh? And then I was like, fuck, I think I won the crowd over. Let me go back to the next material. That was the only laugh I got

[Zane Hijazi]

for the whole seven minutes.

[George Janko]

The whole seven minutes. And then the next time I went up, I'm like, let me just open up with crowd work. And I was like, hey, where you from? He's like, minnesota. I'm like, fuck.

[Julia]

You're supposed to say, here.

[George Janko]

Oh, like, Minnesota, here.

[Zane Hijazi]

From this basement.

[George Janko]

And then I kind of. I did a little better that show, but fuck, it's hard, dude. It's hard.

[Zane Hijazi]

Are comedians supportive backstage, or are there. No, no, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Even if you do good. In fact. In fact, when I was in, like, the comedy world, like, when I got into the influencer world, it was like, oh, my God, everyone's so nice. Like, everyone wants you to win, wants you to succeed. Because everyone's different. Like, you're different than me, and Zane's different than you.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, we're not, like, eating from each other's, like, audiences.

[Jason Nash]

Exactly. So for me, there's like, 40 guys exactly like me. 40 white guys exactly like me trying to, like, get.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, definitely. No one's mean to you in the influencer world. You're one of. You're one of only here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm the only.

[George Janko]

No, but even backstage, if you do, like, from our world, Instagram guy thinks he's funny.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

That is tough.

[George Janko]

That is tough because then they're like, you know.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. They want you to.

[Zane Hijazi]

They.

[Jason Nash]

You really have to prove it to them if they recognize you from Instagram or something.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, that's probably gonna be the worst. An influencer trying to be a comedian.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, the worst.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

They just think it's so easy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And also when you're in New York, too, Adam, that can be really tricky because New York has, like, all different types of people, and lots of times they're really too cool for school. And tough people, like, you just don't know. It could be Wall street people.

[George Janko]

LA is kind of tough, though. I feel like more people are too cool for school in la.

[Zane Hijazi]

But how can you. Okay, so you come off stage and how do you. How are you read in these comedians? Differently than, like, an influencer would. After you shoot with them, like, can you just tell that they're being fake to you to your face or.

[Jason Nash]

They're not even fake. They're just like, I don't give a. About you. Like, it's my turn, and, like, it's. We're all gonna go, and whoever does the best does the best.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow.

[Jason Nash]

And. Or you'll walk off me like, the guy be like, that sucked. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, I know, right? Like, you know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, my God, that's the worst. If someone was like, oh, maybe you get stage fright. Yeah, I get stage fright.

[George Janko]

But you talk. I. I feel like you talk in front of big crowds a lot.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I don't.

[George Janko]

You did the Dubai thing, and I

[Zane Hijazi]

also get really nervous.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

You don't seem like it. I mean, you did the Dubai thing.

[Zane Hijazi]

Speaking of Dubai, guys, Adam is like the Justin Bieber of Dubai. Is he? Yeah. No, this. I'm being serious.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's not true. You literally. You told me that they call me

[George Janko]

the Justin, the Brown Bieber.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, no, no. But this, this is crazy. We were at the, we're at the airport in Dubai and like, obviously Adam's huge, right? Like on Instagram and all the social medias. But, like, when we landed, where were we? It was Paris.

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

We were at some airport together.

[George Janko]

Oh. Because we were going to can. No, we're going to Dubai.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Or can.

[George Janko]

No, we're going to Can.

[Zane Hijazi]

Can. Can. And like, there was like a. Yeah, I mean, it was just very international, very international group and it was not. It was literally like I was sitting with the Pope.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, it was wild.

[George Janko]

I'm like, I'm super humble, dude.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

Like, I'm doing this, you know?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Really? Thank you for being here.

[Jason Nash]

I'm on these podcasts.

[George Janko]

I'm not gonna be here for the whole thing. Right, right.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, like a 15 minute segment. How much are you gonna you for?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Adam's manager says he's gotta leave in about 5 minutes. Just texted me.

[Zane Hijazi]

Do you have the same manager as Jonah?

[George Janko]

Well, I would say he has the same manager as me. I wouldn't word it like that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, yeah, that's a good point.

[George Janko]

Yeah, we have the same manager.

[Zane Hijazi]

Huh? What's the goal?

[George Janko]

Fuck, like, life goal.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. You want kids?

[George Janko]

Start a family?

[Zane Hijazi]

Actually, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you serious?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

I'm 33. I don't want to freaking.

[Zane Hijazi]

I thought you were on this, like, I just kind of want to have sex kind of thing.

[George Janko]

What the hell? What are you taking me for?

[Zane Hijazi]

What are you taking me for?

[George Janko]

No, I think, like, it's just that stuff's, it's like childish. I mean, for me, like, I do wanna, I wanna settle down. I'm 33. I don't want to be an old dad, you know?

[Zane Hijazi]

You can't, you can't share that boat story, can you?

[George Janko]

What boat?

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. You can't. Right.

[George Janko]

The boat story.

[Zane Hijazi]

I mean, you know, a boat story.

[George Janko]

Oh, you're talking about when I went on a boat. All my friends at Croatia.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, not this one.

[Julia]

Oh, no.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. Okay. Probably not just say no.

[George Janko]

I, I would just. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. Okay. Best boat story.

[Jason Nash]

He does.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. I mean, I can't. I can't get that good of a book.

[Jason Nash]

We can cut it out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, he knows exactly.

[Jason Nash]

Stolen.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no. Oh, does he know exactly what it is?

[Natalie Mariduena]

He just said it's not that good.

[George Janko]

It's not that good.

[Zane Hijazi]

So it's one.

[George Janko]

I, I, the thing is, because I want to leave that kind of stuff in the past, I Do want to settle?

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, that was like four months ago.

[George Janko]

It was not four months ago, bro.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, that was really recent. No, I have like. We have another friend who lives in my hometown and she's a girl and one. She has a story that she was in a parking lot and she had a poop and she. In the parking lot.

[George Janko]

Well, hold on a second. This sounds like you're doing a transition off my boat story. My boat story is about sex, not about shitting at all.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no. So Adam shit his pants, but tell your story now.

[George Janko]

Everyone at home thinks that myself on

[Zane Hijazi]

a boat very similar to Adam's story. But no, no. Basically her only story is that she like pooped on the cement in a parking lot. And every time I see her, I can't think of anything else except the poop. I mean, it's a crazy story and it's a crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Why would she do that?

[George Janko]

Wait, is that what you think about me with the boat?

[Zane Hijazi]

It's like one of like the stories that's like ingrained in my head.

[George Janko]

Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, but it's not like a. It's just like. It's just so interesting because you also wouldn't expect that from you.

[George Janko]

Really.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, I know you're smooth and you're like. I mean, you guys are gross. Explain Adam. He's very smooth, right?

[George Janko]

I'm not that smooth.

[David Dobrik]

Adam Fox.

[George Janko]

I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't feel like. You are smooth.

[George Janko]

Not by choice.

[Zane Hijazi]

You don't. You don't have sex by choice?

[David Dobrik]

No, it's like. It's like funny guys are always like sneaky, you know, like sneaky, sneaky. Get like. Girls get laid. Like, you know, you got like the Riz thing.

[Zane Hijazi]

I wouldn't even deem him as like a. Like, he's very funny, but he's also really good looking.

[Julia]

Guys, come on.

[George Janko]

What is this podcast about? Keep going.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but he's also. He's also a really self deprecating.

[George Janko]

You say something.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's also really hot.

[George Janko]

Yeah. No, it's not. Just. Wait, did you guys hear George?

[Zane Hijazi]

He's also got a really good body.

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Livy Dunn]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Really.

[George Janko]

Anything you want to say?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And he rides a jet ski really well.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, that was. That was mad weird earlier.

[George Janko]

Why was that weird?

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, you two went out jet skiing. Adam was driving.

[George Janko]

They.

[Zane Hijazi]

They're gone for about like 15, 20 minutes and then they come back and now George is driving. I'm like, it's pretty dangerous to switch out in the middle of the ocean unless Something's going on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Bermuda Triangle?

[George Janko]

Well, yeah, she never jet ski'd before.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really? Oh, so you guys switched? There wasn't anything like freaky happening on the Jet Ski. That means you guys changed the.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm getting.

[Zane Hijazi]

Is this another boat story? Dude, add on boats.

[George Janko]

Well, what boat were you talking about?

[Zane Hijazi]

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[Pearson]

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[Zane Hijazi]

Oh no.

[Doug]

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[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Jason Nash]

Anyways.

[Doug]

Get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Jason Nash]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Zane Hijazi]

Guys, I have an update on how I'm feeling about the boat. I understand why I like it now. I couldn't put my finger on it before.

[Jason Nash]

Cause all your friends are here and it's worth a billion dollars.

[Zane Hijazi]

Not that. It's not only that, but I. Why I like it more than, like, a hotel or anything. I love the fact that we're in our socks constantly. And I love the fact that we're like. It's always like, it's not a hotel where we have to, like, go down and, like, get dressed up. Like, I. I come out straight out of bed. I don't brush my teeth. Sure. I don't. This is where Adam goes. We know. And. And I don't shower. And I just come straight to breakfast. Sure.

[Jason Nash]

There's not a meat in the lobby situation?

[Zane Hijazi]

There's nothing.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Just go straight. And it's like you're all. You're literally actually all together. And it is kind of like my dream. It's kind of like being in, like, you all in high school. The most beautiful part about it is you all have to report to high school. And same with this boat. You all have to report to breakfast and lunch and dinner.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Stuck here.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You have to be at breakfast at the same time.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Or else they won't serve breakfast.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. And yesterday. Yesterday we were playing imposter. Again, all stuck in the movie room together playing imposter. We had one of the worst imposter rounds of all time. John, I've deemed as the worst, best player of all time in Imposter.

[George Janko]

No, let's not say best.

[Zane Hijazi]

He's so good.

[George Janko]

That guy's a piece of shit.

[Julia]

He's.

[George Janko]

I mean.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, so yesterday, what was the word? The word was blanket. Right? And John is not an imposter. There's 14 of us going around the room, so 13 of us have to pick a word so far away from blanket that the imposter can't guess what the word is. So John goes up third. One of the first people to go, Ilya says the dumbest word already says pigs.

[George Janko]

Pigs is not terrible, dude.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's plural.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's plural. He goes, pigs. So in my head, I go, pigs in a blanket. Right away, I'm not the imposter. But then we go to the next person, he says, scan, or scan is the next person, and he says, throw. So you think throw a blanket. You're already getting really, really too close. And then John says, like, the ultimate blanket word of all time. He goes, fuzzy, and we fucking lost it.

[George Janko]

And he thought he cooked. He was like, fuzzy.

[Zane Hijazi]

And this is why John is the best player for imposter. Because halfway through it, I literally had an epiphany. I'm like, john doesn't know the Word. And that's why he said fuzzy, cuz it's too dumb.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's so bad, you think maybe he's

[Zane Hijazi]

being good or it's too good that you think he's being dumb. It works both ways, so you never actually know how he's playing the game. And that's why he is. That's why I say if there was an imposter way to play a game, he is the highest level of difficulty to throw into the mix, because you don't know if he's being spot on with the word or if he's being, like, abnormally far. Like the other day, a day before we were playing imposter. Again, the word was three wise men. Okay? And. And John was not the imposter, and he chose the word penis. And then when I asked him after, I was like, why on earth did you pick penis? He says, because it's your third leg.

[George Janko]

That's insane. That's fucking insane.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's a crazy reference. So he thought all of us would understand Three wise, which is, by the way, a biblical term for him to throw in. Penis is, like, quite possibly the furthest away. I was like, maybe thinking, like, circumcision, like, Jesus probably got circumcised. There has to be something to do with that. But no, that's not what it was.

[George Janko]

No. You know what the two ones that pissed me off was?

[Zane Hijazi]

What? Today?

[George Janko]

This morning at breakfast, we did. The word was falafel.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

He was not the imposter. He went first, he said balls, and

[Natalie Mariduena]

then Julia, next restaurant, we just said game over.

[George Janko]

Insane. Insane.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

What was the other one he did? It was. The word was cathedral. What did he say?

[Zane Hijazi]

He said.

[George Janko]

He said something insane.

[Julia]

It was. It was curtain, but he said fountain.

[George Janko]

Oh, that I was lit. Oh.

[Zane Hijazi]

He starts rhyming.

[George Janko]

So, no, it's not even. Doesn't even rhyme.

[Julia]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[George Janko]

He said the word was Christmas card.

[Zane Hijazi]

And he said, what?

[Julia]

Handwritten. I mean, there was another really good one, but this was really bad. Yesterday, the word was steak. So I said it gets to. Jason is imposter. You're imposter, right?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Jason says cereal. Everyone's like, oh. And then. And then John goes, got it. And we're like, okay. He got it. And then it keeps going. And then the game.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Like, let me clarify that. John should not know what Jason's saying, because Jason's just throwing out a random word.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Julia]

For.

[Zane Hijazi]

For steak by steak. Cereal.

[Julia]

And John and John. And we're like, john, why did Cereal make sense for you for steak? He's like, because cereal is.

[Zane Hijazi]

Or wait, yeah, he said cereal is white.

[Julia]

White is the color of a cow, and cow is steak.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

Guys a genius.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, that's why he's a genius.

[Julia]

Cereal is white is insane.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. It's crazy because cereal's not actually white. Cereal is the only thing in the bowl that is not. That's why it's brilliant. It's really, really. But the way he thinks is. And then obviously I texted this in my John is dumb chat. And Alex also texted at the same time, another encounter he had with John. That same day, Alex was playing a really cool set at a club, and John texted him, good luck, Alex. You gonna kill it. Hope I was there. But that's just his English. But it's so good. Hope I was there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hope I was there. You were.

[Zane Hijazi]

Hope I was there. Like, what is that? Are you a time traveler? What the fuck does that mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Creepy.

[Zane Hijazi]

If I got.

[Jason Nash]

Then sometimes, you guys, it's like there's

[Zane Hijazi]

multiple versions of him.

[George Janko]

I was there.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's how I read it.

[George Janko]

Sounds like he's planning a homicide.

[David Dobrik]

I would look over my shoulder.

[George Janko]

Make it home safe tonight.

[Julia]

Sorry, one more, one more. This one really pissed us off too. The word was pancake, right?

[George Janko]

Oh, man.

[Julia]

Julia and John are the first two to start.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, Julia. John should never start games because they gave away the word.

[Julia]

They need to separate themselves because them together, it actually makes it more clear what the word is to everybody playing. It's insane.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Wait, what happened?

[Julia]

Oh, yeah, the first two words. The first two words were Julia goes flop.

[Zane Hijazi]

Pancake. Oh, yeah.

[Julia]

And then John, before you even say

[Zane Hijazi]

flap is already a bad word for pancake, because flapjack.

[Julia]

Yeah, right.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. And then John.

[Julia]

Go John. John is just like, guys, non stick.

[Zane Hijazi]

The only word that is associated with any kind of breakfast or pan in general. It's kind of crazy. He's. It's. It's really.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but you guys also, like. You guys also yell at him no matter what. Like, I back he was imposter once. Well, we didn't know the word. And the game just ended and Ilya was like, fuck you, John.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, we take imposter really seriously.

[George Janko]

Just didn't know the word.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm so glad John's here because you guys stopped yelling at me. I couldn't play with you guys. He's the one that gets the heat every time.

[Livy Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

How are you, like, coming into this and, like, playing with us? How does it feel? Because I know a lot of People like Natalie doesn't like playing anymore.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Terrifying.

[David Dobrik]

I don't. I refuse.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I spectated for, like, 10 rounds when

[Zane Hijazi]

we got on this because. Because of, like, how passionate we are about it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You guys were yelling at me in Brazil. Do you remember? In the car? Every word I said was terrible. It was either anything I said, so now I go 10 steps away. You're the only one that gets it now. And then you don't get it. You still yell at me.

[George Janko]

How'd you get started?

[Julia]

But, Georgia, aren't you better now? You're better now. The way you go far away from the word is perfect because you were yelled at.

[Zane Hijazi]

I would argue Zayn's the most passionate about the game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

It's definitely you.

[Zane Hijazi]

You.

[Julia]

I'm right there behind you. I'm right there.

[Zane Hijazi]

I would love to take that. I would love to take the honor of being the most passionate about it, but it's.

[David Dobrik]

It's most out of character for you. Like, the amount. The level of excitement, the way that you perk up and you're like. I don't know what you said. Like, yesterday, you were like, I'm so glad we found this game.

[Zane Hijazi]

I was like, really?

[Julia]

Oh. Because I like how riled up it gets everybody. It's just really, really fun.

[Zane Hijazi]

Love screaming.

[Julia]

I love how bad John is. It's like, if he wasn't that bad, I don't think I'd like the game too much if it was very easy.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Julia]

And we're able to get it every then. I feel like we wouldn't even be.

[George Janko]

No.

[Zane Hijazi]

We played around earlier today at breakfast, and John wasn't in it. We were like, this is boring. Remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went. We were.

[Jason Nash]

We heard you at the other table yelling at John, and David and I were, like, looking over there like, oh, shit.

[Julia]

We stay tired.

[George Janko]

We.

[Julia]

We heard one little line that David was saying as they were playing. We're like, let's listen. How are they doing? We're listening. David is just like, Taylor's word. Taylor's word was fucking stupid. And then his word is like, they're doing great.

[George Janko]

They're doing great.

[Jason Nash]

It's really hard, though. Like, you either go way too far and no one knows. Knows what the you're saying. Also, you guys are so into Disney and there's so many shows that I don't know.

[Zane Hijazi]

Hey.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And also, David can do no wrong. He said the word twice.

[Zane Hijazi]

That was up. That was.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If that was me, I would have been thrown off The.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, you keep saying that like, oh,

[George Janko]

I messed up again.

[Jason Nash]

You said blanket like three times.

[Zane Hijazi]

Hey, hey, listen. First of all, just yell at me then. I don't know. It's not like I'm. What am I supposed to yell at myself? I can't give the same.

[Jason Nash]

Because if we yell at you, then we draw attention to the fact that you just said the word.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I had to keep it cool.

[George Janko]

You're a big bully, pal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're a bully.

[Zane Hijazi]

Whatever. The whole game, it's called passion, and you guys don't have it.

[Jason Nash]

How come you don't like it? I'm sorry.

[George Janko]

He cares.

[Zane Hijazi]

Sorry. Huh?

[Jason Nash]

Why don't you. Nat does not like the game because David was looking at you today in the other game. Well, it was like, I don't get it.

[Julia]

Now.

[Zane Hijazi]

There's one game in Rio that, like, I think set Natalie. Like, I remember. I remember the moment where Natalie was like, I'm done with this.

[David Dobrik]

I just don't. It, like, triggers something. Well, it's because David attacks me.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And he, like, singles me out and he manipulates me. He plays, like, little mind games

[Jason Nash]

into, like, high school mean girl. He'll be like, come on, people, let's fucking get this together. Get your shit together.

[David Dobrik]

It's. Honestly, it's for the best because, like, when he gaslights me, it just triggers something deeper inside where then I would just be rich.

[George Janko]

And I think it is deeper than that. Right. Like, I don't think it's just a game at this point. I think it's like, let's. Let's step back. Let's zoom out for a second. Right?

[Zane Hijazi]

I mean, 100%.

[George Janko]

Listen, I feel like you're constantly getting. Give us a second. He's doing it again right now. I feel like you're constantly getting gaslit and you're constantly getting pushed down this road that you don't want to. And for me, it's very obvious to see outside looking in.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

And I.

[Zane Hijazi]

You literally called Natalie a five killer earlier.

[David Dobrik]

He was kidding.

[George Janko]

What are you talking about?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I didn't hear that.

[Julia]

What is the roast of Kevin Hart?

[George Janko]

Let's.

[Julia]

Let's calm down.

[George Janko]

Never said it. I mean, I don't know. I just. It's. Remember, I'm outside looking in.

[Zane Hijazi]

Right. For sure.

[George Janko]

It's very easy for me.

[Jason Nash]

What do you think? Outside looking in. This group of people?

[George Janko]

This group of people.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, Georgia, next.

[Zane Hijazi]

Next.

[George Janko]

I'm good.

[Jason Nash]

You got. Because. Because I'm sure, like, there's so many times when I'm with These, this group of people and I'm like I know that they're all known you for so

[George Janko]

long but I'm getting yelled at.

[Zane Hijazi]

Job.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[Zane Hijazi]

We've known you for so long. Want to be in this group of people.

[Jason Nash]

This group of people.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's like so up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I actually really love the balance. I feel like you guys all give it to each other in the perfect.

[George Janko]

How did you get started?

[Jason Nash]

How did you get started?

[George Janko]

And part two, follow up question. Are you happy where you're at right now?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Actually I hate this group.

[Zane Hijazi]

I hate this group.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are we really answering that well?

[George Janko]

Yeah, we're already here.

[Jason Nash]

What's the hardest part about being on reality show?

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait guys. I'm actually curious about this outside looking in thing.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I feel like you guys are. You all have a perfect balance. There's like a perfect character for every person here.

[Zane Hijazi]

Interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like it's a really good and you guys all give it and take really well.

[George Janko]

I will say a lot of people, not kind of a lot of people have asked me just as of recent like oh, how's like how's that group? How. How are they

[Naveen]

cracking?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that's when every time are you cracking David or Zane?

[George Janko]

You know what I actually do get? I actually do get a lies like hey, does David fuck those girls? I swear to God I'll show you a DM somebody. He literally just asked me. He's like, is he those girls?

[Natalie Mariduena]

My ex boyfriend begs me to hook up with David. He's rich.

[George Janko]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

My first boyfriend who messaged me being like I'm such a.

[George Janko]

Why? Because he wants to watch.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, he's just a huge fan.

[Zane Hijazi]

Shout out to him, dude, I don't

[George Janko]

think I'm a huge fan of a lot of people. I would never want someone to my girl.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well with him.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. That is a crazy relationship.

[George Janko]

That's a crazy thing, man.

[Zane Hijazi]

If you message your ex boyfriend right now and you're like, I just him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh he would be so happy.

[Zane Hijazi]

There's no fucking way.

[Jason Nash]

Really.

[George Janko]

I would be happy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Since he was a kid. He would feel some kind of pride.

[George Janko]

No way. I love the Rock. I'd be pissed if he gave my girl back.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

How old is his ex?

[Julia]

Like how far?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, oh, he's like my first boyfriend. 16.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh I mean he's not 16 now. Why would he say I dated him

[Natalie Mariduena]

when I was 16?

[Julia]

16 years old. I mean that's like you're a baby. I don't think it matters anymore that, that he's excited because it doesn't Matter.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, he's got a child now. We have good friends.

[Zane Hijazi]

He's 16 now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no, no. I'm crazy. We were 16 when we dated. We. Like, five years.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, listen. I mean.

[Jason Nash]

But I'd never be happy for. For someone. Yeah, someone.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it's different.

[George Janko]

I'd never be happy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Friends now, like, that's like, you know, I'm friends with all my exes. I'd be happy for all of them to hook up with people that.

[Zane Hijazi]

I guess if.

[Jason Nash]

Like Natalie. Bang. Like Leonardo DiCaprio. I'd be like, nice.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. But you never date.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

What the.

[Jason Nash]

You and Natalie.

[George Janko]

My friends.

[Jason Nash]

My friends. I mean, I'm trying to think if I would, but.

[David Dobrik]

Like, Naveen. Like Naveen.

[Jason Nash]

No, Exactly. No.

[Julia]

Who's.

[Zane Hijazi]

Who's, like, one of your favorite people.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen and I broke up. I would. I would never want to know anybody.

[George Janko]

Well, who do you love? Like, what's a celebrity?

[Jason Nash]

Who do I love?

[Zane Hijazi]

Who's a celebration if not. If Naveen. Bert Kreischer. Would you be like, hell, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

In your life?

[Jason Nash]

Not at all.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thinking about it.

[Jason Nash]

He's married, by the way.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, okay.

[George Janko]

Maybe it's like a guy girl thing. I don't think a guy would ever want.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Australian thing. We're a bit more chill.

[Zane Hijazi]

Georgia, if Harry Jowsey slept with Natalie Portman, I feel like you'd be thrilled for him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I actually would be. Yeah. No, we've talked. We've talked about a few people he's hooked up with, and I'm like, like, great job.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. That's crazy. You don't get jealous at all about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't. Like, if I. What about dating someone?

[George Janko]

What about while you're dating them?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Very jealous.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

So jealous.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then you just cut it off.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I just cut it off. It's insane. My family doesn't understand how. Because I'm, like, very protective of someone. I date them as soon as it's over. I'm like, don't care what you do.

[George Janko]

But have you ever broken up with a guy and then got back together?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[George Janko]

In that. In between.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

You do.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But I don't. Just. I haven't.

[Zane Hijazi]

Who's calling the relationships off?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Me, mostly.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, so somewhere before the relationship is over, you have to be calling it quits in your head?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. So I mentally evacuate the relationship before I actually physically do it. It's a girl thing. You, like, start to dislike them and then hate them. And then you're like, I'm done now.

[George Janko]

How long is that process, it takes a little while.

[Jason Nash]

How much time do I have?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Probably three months of like me really thinking this is over. And then when it's over, I'm like, if you're.

[Zane Hijazi]

If you're telling me you dated a guy for four years and he someone the day after you guys broke up, it would not bother you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't care actually would help me. I actually like that kind of pain. Makes me feel like a good son.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's very motivating. That is insanity.

[George Janko]

That's a crazy mindset. Like in a good way.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think it's in a good way.

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, oh, I don't like them anymore.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. Outside looking in. Yes, I am Natalie. But what else is? What else is? Yeah. What were you saying? We all give it to each other. Which is interesting. What do you say, Adam? What's the question you said people have asked you? Ah, speaking of Naveen. Naveen is here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Naveen in the building.

[Zane Hijazi]

Naveen, would you ever have sex with Bert Kreischer?

[Naveen]

What are the circumstances?

[George Janko]

You just broke up.

[Zane Hijazi]

You and Jason just broke up.

[Naveen]

And personalized first after breakup. Okay, I would have to go like so a list like so who would you be?

[Jason Nash]

Who would be your first?

[Zane Hijazi]

Don't answer this. Don't do this as true. Don't answer that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Never answer.

[Zane Hijazi]

Just kidding. Tell us.

[Jason Nash]

Tell us.

[Zane Hijazi]

Tell us. Tell us.

[Jason Nash]

I know who her crushes are.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Tell us.

[Jason Nash]

I know the type of guys that she likes.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh.

[Jason Nash]

And it pisses me off.

[Zane Hijazi]

All right, well, give us one then or no. Jay. Jay, Jay. Yes or no?

[Jason Nash]

What's the question?

[Zane Hijazi]

Do you want to hear this? Are you sure?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I'm pretty. I'm pretty fine with it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay, here we go.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I know.

[Jason Nash]

I know she looks like Martin.

[Julia]

Are we sure he was just saying how he would fucking kill himself. Who she slept.

[Naveen]

I would do.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Naveen]

And this is like if. If he. If he cheated on me and it's like we're never getting back together. Like something crazy.

[Zane Hijazi]

If he cheated on you. Fair. Okay. This is the evil plan.

[Naveen]

I would do this thing where I would convince. I would convince all the scars Guard brothers to all be with me.

[George Janko]

Wait, I'm down for that. What the hell is that?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know what that is.

[George Janko]

Is that a biker gang?

[Zane Hijazi]

One of them was.

[Naveen]

It was what he was like the.

[Zane Hijazi]

How many of them are there? 3.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's one in True blood. Did you ever watch that? No so hard.

[Naveen]

Oh.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Insane.

[Zane Hijazi]

What? Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

All the brothers Alexander Skarsgard like to

[Zane Hijazi]

hook up with you at the same time?

[Naveen]

No, no. We'd all be in a relationship. I don't do hookups.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Who's we?

[George Janko]

How many of them?

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's like five brothers. They're all actors.

[Naveen]

I put the dad really hot, and the dad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And the dad's hot. Whole family hot.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. Have you. Have any of you ever gone for anybody's dad? Is that, like, a thing?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[George Janko]

Wait, are you.

[Jason Nash]

Wasn't asking you.

[George Janko]

I don't know who you were. I'm just. Okay, so it was a group question.

[Zane Hijazi]

All right, back to what we're saying outside looking in. Were you gonna say something? I really like that question. I think it's so interesting.

[George Janko]

Yeah. So the number one question I get is, does he bang all those girls?

[Zane Hijazi]

What do you say?

[George Janko]

I mean, I tell the truth.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[George Janko]

Yes. No, I just say it's not like that.

[Zane Hijazi]

I swear to God.

[George Janko]

Let me show you the dm.

[Jason Nash]

Somebody.

[George Janko]

Somebody text me. He's like, they asked it so weird too. They're like, oh, that's gonna be sick. Trip. Does he bang those chicks? Let me pull up the dm. Complete opposite. We're playing imposter.

[Jason Nash]

It's the only reason Adam came.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then.

[George Janko]

And then. I don't even know why I said it.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, we literally play imposter for eight hours.

[George Janko]

Nah, dude, it's not like that. Let me look up. Let me look up the dm.

[Jason Nash]

What do you think? Outside, looking into this group?

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, yeah, I guess that's a fair point.

[Naveen]

I came. I don't understand the question.

[Zane Hijazi]

Well, when you first came into the group. Right. We had, like, a friend group that we've. I guess we've all been hanging out for a while.

[Naveen]

Oh, like, my. I. I truly. If I'm being, like, so honest, at first thought, like, you were all doing it with each other really, really quickly. I was like, oh, I don't think any of them are having any sex.

[Zane Hijazi]

It was, like, such a wonderful pivot.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, wow.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Who do you think gets laid the most in the group?

[Natalie Mariduena]

John.

[Zane Hijazi]

John. Ah, dude, I wish I knew. John doesn't tell me that kind of stuff. Keeps that to himself. Maybe we gotta ask. Maybe Zane. Maybe Zane. I can see it.

[Naveen]

Or are you in secret? Maybe, like, you just don't brag about it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's very private.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay. Thank you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's why.

[Naveen]

And, like, you love your bedroom. You love your bedroom so much that

[Zane Hijazi]

it makes me think that I definitely don't. I definitely don't love my bedroom for that reason. I actually think that, like, Ruins my bedroom. Like, when I. When I hook up with a girl, I'm like. Like, I'm like, no, no, you love

[Jason Nash]

your bedroom too much to bring a girl in there.

[Zane Hijazi]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like, that's like my sanctum.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, don't. What are you doing here?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You have to, like, cleanse the room before you come.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, I have a hundred percent holiday.

[Jason Nash]

George, did you ever have a girl that, like, comes to you to hook up with David?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yes, actually. Recently. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you off.

[Pearson]

Off.

[Zane Hijazi]

Would I like her?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think so. This was a little bit. I think you were around for this story I told Emorett. Eden and I were speaking about it with you in Miami. There was this girl, a friend of a friend of mine, and she was just enamored by you.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, my God, did I meet her?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It started like, oh, you know David. I'm like, yeah. And then it was like, I love David. Like, really in my face. Like, oh, when are you. Are you gonna hang out with him again soon? Like, maybe I should come along. I'm like, you biting yourself? They're not even. They have to invite me.

[George Janko]

Like, you wanna hear the opposite of that? This is what my friend said. Yeah, I said, it was a text, it wasn't a dm. I said, I'm going to Croatia for a David Dobrik vlog. He said, just confirm one thing since you're out there. Does he hit any of the girls he's around? And then he says, I heard nada.

[Zane Hijazi]

Sexually or physically?

[Julia]

In which way?

[George Janko]

No, no, like, hit. Like, I hit that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, okay. I thought you. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, like crack?

[George Janko]

Yeah, like crack.

[Zane Hijazi]

Crack is a crazy word.

[George Janko]

Well, he didn't say crazy word. Does he hit any of those?

[Zane Hijazi]

I heard nada.

[George Janko]

Yeah, and then he.

[Zane Hijazi]

He does.

[George Janko]

He's not even Spanish. I don't. White guy, so.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[George Janko]

And then I said, lol. No, it's like a big friend group.

[Zane Hijazi]

He's gay.

[George Janko]

It's not like that. He's a raging homo.

[Zane Hijazi]

He may zay. We'll report back in two days.

[George Janko]

Well, I guess I don't even really know the answer. I was just assuming.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, yeah. So wait. Okay, so who's this chick?

[Jason Nash]

So wait a minute. So why didn't you. So you. But you're saying no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I just stopped replying because it got a little funny.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She ended up being like, I'm coming to New York. And I was in New York. And I was like, oh, she's.

[George Janko]

Oh, that's so weird. I'm gonna be in Croatia also.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah, she did that, too. And then she's in Europe, and I'm like, oh, this is getting.

[George Janko]

I'm gonna also be in slovakia. I'll be 17. So weird.

[Zane Hijazi]

There is one nat. You remember this better. There was this. This girl when we were in Australia and I was talking to her. She was married. She's being very flirtatious.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I remember this.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. Yeah. And what did she say? What did she say?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I forget something really crazy. Like, let me.

[Zane Hijazi]

She's like, if I left my husband.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Ever left my husband. Yeah, I'm gonna let you know or something. Like, she's gonna message you.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's where she got your number, too.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. She's like, would you. Yeah, she. First of all, she got my number before I knew she was married.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. You had no idea.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then when I found out, I was like, wait, you're married?

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then was crazy.

[Zane Hijazi]

And I was like, yeah, it was really strange. And then she's like, if I ever leave my husband, though, I'm going to let you know.

[George Janko]

Well, there is some respect for her husband. She does have respect for her husband. She's saying, if I ever left my husband.

[Zane Hijazi]

I think it's wild.

[Pearson]

Wild.

[Zane Hijazi]

And then she was like, you.

[George Janko]

You.

[Zane Hijazi]

You're like one of my first crushes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, she was really.

[Zane Hijazi]

It's not the same girl.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Oh, no. But she is Australian, I think.

[Zane Hijazi]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She is.

[Julia]

It is crazy how respectful and not respectful. That is at the same time. Like, that is such a.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, that is not respectful, period. No. No.

[Julia]

She has enough respect to weigh. No. She could have just cheated. No, look, I'm agreeing with you guys. It's terrible, brother to me, but it is.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but it's like testing the water.

[Julia]

No, dude, to me is like, absolutely. I would never.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but if David responded, like, interested, she probably would have acted on that in the moment, you know?

[Doug]

You think?

[Zane Hijazi]

So the. When, like, when we were, like, vlogging, like, 20, 20, 20, 21, like, the. The most DMS I would. Would always get were from Australian girls. I don't know what was going on on that continent, but that's where I was getting. I mean, I would say this to Natalie, like, I wasn't allowed to travel at the time because I had the DACA thing or. Or whatever, and I was like, we need to go to Australia. Like, I think I'm gonna find a wife there immediately.

[Julia]

Thomas got. Told me Those. That was the place.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Aren't Australian people, like, the horniest?

[Zane Hijazi]

That could honestly be it. Maybe. There's just so many.

[George Janko]

Well, it's because it's geography.

[Zane Hijazi]

Literally.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Celibate. Eight months.

[George Janko]

No, it's a geography thing.

[Pearson]

Thing.

[George Janko]

Because they're down.

[Jason Nash]

You live in New York though.

[Zane Hijazi]

It is. It's the ozone.

[George Janko]

Well, because they're down under.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I think the men are really horny.

[George Janko]

I mean, that's everywhere.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, there is extra. Like, extra extra.

[Jason Nash]

Wait a minute. Not horny, but, like, maybe more free with sex. Yeah. In the United States.

[David Dobrik]

Like, more, like, chatty about it. Like, more open.

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pearson]

Probably.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I agree with that. Not everyone, though.

[Zane Hijazi]

Pearson's here now.

[Pearson]

Hi, everyone.

[Zane Hijazi]

You were saying about how, like, different it is. Like, I was stressing about editing in the vlog. What did you say? It was like, how differently we approach making videos.

[Pearson]

And I'm like, you, like, over analyze every last detail. And you also didn't let me watch the 10 minutes of footage that was there. You're like, I won't let anyone watch it unless it's like, 10 minutes of. 10 minutes of good footage. Which I thought was like, who cares?

[Zane Hijazi]

I just. I care. I just don't. I. I don't like that. I don't edit them anymore. So now I don't like. I don't actually like, like them as much as I.

[Pearson]

What takes more time editing them yourself or hiring someone and then telling them how to edit it?

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

Okay, I have to tell you, I

[Natalie Mariduena]

was just looking on ebay, where I go for all kinds of things I love.

[Zane Hijazi]

And there it was. That hologram trading card. One of the rarest. The last one I needed for my set.

[Ebay Announcer]

Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams.

[David Dobrik]

One of a kind.

[Zane Hijazi]

Ebay had it. And now everyone's asking, ooh, where'd you

[Doug]

get your windshield wipers?

[George Janko]

Ebay has all the parts that fit my car. No more annoying, just beautiful.

[Ebay Announcer]

Millions of fines, each with a story.

[Pearson]

EBay, things people love.

[Doug]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Hey, everyone.

[Pearson]

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[Zane Hijazi]

Oh, no.

[Doug]

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[Jason Nash]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Doug]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Zane Hijazi]

That's really interesting. Yeah. Hiring. Hiring someone.

[Pearson]

And, like, don't get me wrong, I think teaching somebody how to edit, it takes. It's a process.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

But then, like, give it, like, a couple months, and then after that, see if.

[Zane Hijazi]

But why? Why I found this conversation interesting is because you've always approached content, like, so. Like, with such structure. And it makes me so jealous because I don't think we could figure it out for the life of us over here.

[Pearson]

But it's so spontaneous and, like, raw and real because there is. You don't even know what your next video is like, you guys, I'm sitting here watching you guys talk about, like,

[Zane Hijazi]

should we go to Frickin.

[Pearson]

Where?

[Zane Hijazi]

Slovakia.

[Pearson]

Slovakia. Like, you guys. And I was asking John this morning at breakfast, I was like, how do you guys come up with your content? He was like. I was like, do you guys. And with Taylor, too, I was like, do you guys have a brainstorm meeting? And he's like, sometimes, like, most of the time, we're just like, hey, that would be a good idea. And then you just go shoot it, which is so rare, especially on YouTube. So I think it's actually a really good idea.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, I think it works for you guys. But I think eight or nine, 10 years into it, it sucks. That's really hard.

[Pearson]

But then create buckets of, like, you have five buckets. And, like, that is just the foundation of what you have to hit every time. Okay. Every time. It's like a joke of Natalie or, like, no bucket or something like that so that you can, like.

[George Janko]

No, no, no.

[Zane Hijazi]

That is what we did. And that, like, actually, like, made the vlogs that much harder to make. Because every video I'd be like, we need a giveaway. And now no one's crying.

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

And now no one's drunk. And now no one's.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Especially after that many years, you can't just do it anymore.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, that's why. That's why I was like. Yeah, that's why I want it to be, like, super chill. But, like, I'm so jealous, cuz. Okay, so even there's. There's this. There's this one guy, Ben, in your friend group, Ben Azelar, who's like, destroying on YouTube, gets like 40 million views,

[Pearson]

like, on two channels.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really? On two different channels.

[Pearson]

He's killing it.

[Zane Hijazi]

And. And that group has such structure. I DM'd him because I needed. Because someone approach someone. Someone's parent approached me and they're like, hey, do you know this guy Ben? Like, I really want to get my kid a shout out. And I was like, I do know Ben. And then I DM him. I was like, is there any way I DM him on Friday? I didn't get a response till 9am on Monday. And I was like, oh, my God. He was out of fucking office. He was probably not on his Instagram till Monday morning.

[Pearson]

He, like, is smarter than all of us.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Pearson]

And I've been watching, like, he's always had it all figured out. This entire time. He has it completely figured out.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

Like, he understands that type of control is insane. It's such a.

[George Janko]

No, no, this is crazy. I. My. My lawyer hit me up.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[George Janko]

And was like, my son's turning 10. I'm like, oh, here we go. He wants a birthday shout. He's like, he sees that you follow Ben Aslar. So I'm literally gonna text right now. I asked him on July 25th. Guy doesn't respond till the 28th. That was a Friday.

[Zane Hijazi]

Friday.

[George Janko]

He responded on Monday.

[Julia]

Yes.

[George Janko]

I'm not even playing. Look, look.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wow. Let me see. Yeah. That's literally crazy Friday. Monday. He probably does not. This. You're on his work phone, brother.

[George Janko]

That's insane. This guy Hollywood in me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

I mean, that's like.

[George Janko]

No, he's the man, though. He's.

[Zane Hijazi]

That.

[George Janko]

He did it.

[Zane Hijazi]

He's up in the lake.

[Pearson]

Ben is the best person ever. No, like, he deserves very success.

[Zane Hijazi]

He's very sweet and I think that, like, just makes up as. Yeah.

[Pearson]

I love when the good guys win, I think. Don't you?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. I think you're like, spontaneous is fine. You're really, like, living in the moment. But I think Ben may actually be living in the moment more.

[George Janko]

Right.

[Zane Hijazi]

Because he keeps his YouTube videos nine to five, and then throughout the whole weekend, he's just kind of, like, doing whatever he's doing. Natalie and I are about to slice each other each other's throats when we're editing these things. So it's a little bit different.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I wonder why.

[Pearson]

Also, I will say, you guys posting every week sucks. Can't believe it. I'm posting every. I'm trying to. And I'm one person, and I'm posting, like, it probably takes me, like, three days max to shoot a video. Sometimes I do week, Like, a whole week video or whatever. But mine is, like, three days max, one person. I don't even have a camera person. I have a tripod and myself, and that is it. And I'm trying to post every week, and I'm not doing it. And you guys have a whole, like, squad traveling the world.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, I feel like yours should be. Yours should. Yours should be easier. Harder. Yours should be.

[Pearson]

Mine should be easier.

[Zane Hijazi]

Wait, I don't know who's two shots in me. Okay. Harder.

[Pearson]

No, I have just heard herself. I have all the control.

[Jason Nash]

But he's not looking for what you're looking for.

[Pearson]

No. No. And right.

[Jason Nash]

He's looking. He's. Wait. David can't plan anything because he's waiting for something to happen.

[Zane Hijazi]

Dude, people probably think we have, like, 15 mics set up right now. Yeah, there's so many people in this thing. They were passing around four mics. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that. Yes. Going weekly is really tough now. Like, it's just like. I think we're kind of old, too. How old are you?

[Pearson]

27.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, we're up there. Well, we are.

[Pearson]

You're more up there. So don't group us together.

[Zane Hijazi]

No. 27 is the age.

[George Janko]

How old is everybody? Let's go around.

[Zane Hijazi]

How old are you?

[George Janko]

I'm 33.

[Jason Nash]

We're out of time.

[Zane Hijazi]

Adam. I am. I'm 29. Natalie, 29.

[Jason Nash]

41.

[Zane Hijazi]

Jason's 55.

[Naveen]

33.

[Zane Hijazi]

Whoa. Naveen and Adam are the same age.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[George Janko]

So what?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think that's so cool. Wait, what's. What's the worst giveaway you ever had?

[Zane Hijazi]

Worst giveaway? Yeah. Like, who I surprised?

[George Janko]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What's your worst surprise? What's your worst surprise you ever had?

[Zane Hijazi]

It's easy. It's Natalie's mom.

[George Janko]

Oh.

[Doug]

Oh, okay.

[Zane Hijazi]

It was the worst Natalie bought her Bronco. I mean, says two things about it. Being excited, and then she immediately goes to. It's not the color I wanted, but it's. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life. It was. It's like we were making a skit. No, Pearson, this is real.

[Pearson]

Your mom said it's not the color I wanted.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, my mom, like, really wanted a Bronco, so I bought her one. And it's baby blue. It's so cute.

[Zane Hijazi]

I even convinced Natalie was, like, gonna get, like, the tier below it, and I was like, no, if you're gonna do it, it's for your mom. Go fucking big. Get the. Get the best Bronco. Like, the baby blue. Like, the little pink badges, like, really nice.

[David Dobrik]

And then we surprised my mom. Granted, she doesn't love being on camera, but we surprised her, and she was just like, oh, it's not. I wanted the black one. That was her reaction.

[Pearson]

I need to see this clip.

[Zane Hijazi]

That was crazy. No, we just canned it. We canned the whole thing.

[Pearson]

That's kind of great, too, because nobody's expecting that.

[Zane Hijazi]

Nobody.

[Jason Nash]

That's what I said.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, no, no. Well, maybe now I could put it in, because now we've mentioned it so many times, but. But we were trying to make it work for so many ways, but it was just, like. It was really weird. It was really. And then at the end, she was like, well, I deserve this. Like, she made it clear that she, like, deserves this car, because Natalie's. Natalie's mom does think that she started this whole, like, YouTube journey we've all been on.

[George Janko]

Yeah, but that's. Even. Like, nobody expected for her to have a bad reaction, so it ended up like, you guys are good.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know.

[George Janko]

You guys are good.

[Zane Hijazi]

You guys know the reaction game.

[George Janko]

It's always original. Know you guys?

[Zane Hijazi]

No. I don't know. We were trying to edit it. Why didn't it work? It was just actually too scary.

[David Dobrik]

No, it was just, like, embarrassing. Like, it was just, like. It came off, like, mean. Like, my mom was.

[George Janko]

What'd you do with the car?

[David Dobrik]

She still has it.

[George Janko]

Did she get a paint job?

[David Dobrik]

No, she still kept it that color. She kept it that color?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

Did you guys, like, make a joke after? Because you guys always, like, know how to bring it back, but, like. Did you bring it back? No.

[David Dobrik]

I was pissed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh.

[Julia]

I feel like if it wasn't. If it wasn't your mom, I feel like you guys could have made it funny right after if it was.

[Zane Hijazi]

How? Yeah, there's Something about, like, Natalie's mom that, like, scares the fucking shit out of me. So, like, there was a moment where, like, I just started running away. I ran away. I was like. I just. It was. It was getting really awkward.

[David Dobrik]

That was the other thing, too. You also, like, hate my mom, so you, like, didn't want to film it. And it was the energy. It was the mix of your energy, her energy, and cut.

[Zane Hijazi]

No, no, keep that. She can't hear this. She doesn't have Starlink.

[David Dobrik]

And Bronco gives me fucking nightmares, let me tell you.

[Zane Hijazi]

Like, I had to pick that shit up. Natalie say, wrap this podcast up. What's your. I'll wrap this up.

[David Dobrik]

No one knows this, guys.

[Zane Hijazi]

Taylor has been drunk every. Every hour of every day we've been here. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

That's true.

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't know how she's doing it. It's really good.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how I'm doing in Georgia. Seriously.

[Zane Hijazi]

What about. What about this boat? How are you? How's your experience so far?

[David Dobrik]

I've had. I've had a great time.

[Zane Hijazi]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

I was a little hungover yesterday, but

[Zane Hijazi]

I got past it because you just started drinking again.

[Julia]

I think you're hungover.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah. I think you'll be hungover tomorrow, but I'm sure about noon you'll recover. All right, well, I think that's it, right? I think that's all the time we have for his pod. Thanks for everybody joining us. Go check out Jason's daily vlogs. Go check out Naveen's daily vlogs with Chase. And go check out George's podcast, Girls Undisrupted. Go check out Natalie's. Natalie's boss, David stuff. Go check out me. Go check out Adam. Adam. Where can people find you, Adam W. Adam W. Hell, yeah. Go check out Pearson's channel. Some heat is coming. And go check out TAYLOR Stuff. Zane McLean. Scans here. Go check out Scans Filming.

[George Janko]

Wait, where's scan?

[Zane Hijazi]

I don't need it. And go check out John and Julia's.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, I figured out how to do a scan impression.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah, go.

[Jason Nash]

You just do a really low voice, and you throw in one Gen Z phrase.

[Zane Hijazi]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And that's it.

[Zane Hijazi]

There you go. That's tough.

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