My Vacation Sexcapade

Summary

Podcast Summary: “My Vacation Sexcapade”

Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Date: January 7, 2026

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Overview

In this episode of VIEWS, David Dobrik is joined by friends Natalie, Taylor, and Ilya, recording live from the Philippines. While Jason Nash is absent, the group dives "raw" into behind-the-scenes stories of their vacation adventures, culture shocks, sunburn mishaps, and, most notably, Natalie’s romantic escapade in Sweden. The episode is laced with unfiltered humor, candid personal confessions, debates on relationships, and the group’s trademark playful roasting.

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Main Discussion Points & Key Insights

1. "Raw-Dogging" From the Philippines (01:07–02:46)

• David sets the tone, announcing there will be no edits as they're hurriedly recording in the Philippines.
  • “We are raw dogging it today. ... If anyone has anything to say that they want cut out. It's not going to be cut out.” — David (01:13)
• Everyone is warned: what they say is in for good.

2. Culture Shock: Taylor’s Toilet Story (02:16–07:16)

• Taylor shares her intense culture shock, traveling from Japan to her roommate’s (John) hometown in the Philippines.
• The group erupts into laughter as Taylor details her bathroom ordeal on a boat with only a hole-in-the-ground for a toilet.
• Uncomfortable with the local facility, Taylor ends up attempting to use a bag offered by a local mother.
  • “I just don't want to say that I had to shit in a bag.” — Taylor (04:06)
  • “Dude, what the fuck does that mean? It wasn't that successful?” — David (07:16)
• Natalie and David tease Taylor, contrasting the "adventure vacation" with their own luxurious Ritz Carlton experiences.

3. Sydney & Sunburn Mishap (08:03–08:56)

• David recounts his terrible sunburn in Sydney, referencing a "Modern Family" episode for comparison.
  • “I tanned for, like, an hour... I didn't put on sunscreen... there's a hole in the ozone, apparently, over Australia.” — David (08:45)

4. Behind-the-Scenes: Are They Really Working? (11:29–14:22)

• David and Ilya playfully accuse Natalie of just vacationing, while she insists most of their travels are for work, not pleasure.
  • “You're just like such a beautiful storyteller that you just like you go and you take a picture on the beach and you're not actually there for six hours a day.” — David (11:40)
  • Natalie claps back, “David would be nowhere in sight if I wanted to be on vacation. You are not my vacation buddy.” (13:30)

5. Global Sanitation Stats & Pivot to "Sexcapade" (14:22–15:16)

• Ilya brings up a stat: “40% of the Earth’s population lacks basic toilets or safe sanitation.” (14:28)
• David jokes about the podcast format: “...the rest we should be talking about, like, sex and stuff.” (15:16)

6. Natalie’s Swedish Fling: The Vacation ‘Sexcapade’ (17:03–21:10)

• The group finally addresses the episode’s title: Natalie’s adventure in Sweden.
• Natalie describes a spontaneous romantic connection with a Swedish local who resembles their friend Alex Ernst.
  • “Natalie was a virgin before she had sex with this guy. ... She found a guy that looks like [Alex Ernst] and she pounced at him.” — David (17:16)
• The encounter began outside a club, then escalated quickly with encouragement from friends to pursue a vacation hookup.
  • “Natalie needs to get laid tonight. That was like our joke mission...” — Natalie (18:08)
• The incident unfolds into a playful interrogation:
  • “Did you guys use a condom or...” — Ilya (19:59)
  • “No, that's also just like, what is this? This is a no edit pod. Can we just skip that? Next.” — Natalie (20:00)
• David describes receiving updates from party-goers and reveals his FOMO from missing out due to being too drunk and heading home early.

7. Reflecting on LA Party Days and Aging Out (21:20–23:38)

• David reminisces about the “prime days” of LA nightlife, noting he’d stay out late for vlog material and fun, even while sober.
  • “It was...not miserable at all...LA was all so new to us. Every night was amazing.” — David (22:38)
• Consensus: they've “aged out” of LA nightlife, and the crowd feels increasingly younger.

8. Travel Impressions: The Philippines vs. Hawaii (25:16–26:34)

• The team enthuses about the natural beauty and authentic feel of the Philippines, comparing it to Hawaii but without the heavy tourist population.
  • “It's like Hawaii but without, like, Americans everywhere.” — David (25:22)
  • “I said, like, it's like Hawaii but without, like, Americans everywhere ... it feels very magical and like you're in a different place.” — David (25:22–25:37)

9. Career Strengths: Pushing Ilya to Vlog (26:07–31:09)

• David and Natalie encourage Ilya to embrace vlogging—they praise his "12 out of 10" personality and suggest it’s his strongest asset.
  • “Like, your personality is like 12 out of 10.” — Natalie (27:12)
  • David explains, “...the thing you're best at is your personality...” (26:39)
• Solution: combine Ilya’s fitness brand vlogs with David’s travel content for synergy and shared fun.

10. Relationships, Sex, and Gender Codes (36:41–43:14)

• Conversation shifts to Jason's (absent) sex life with his wife, spurring jokes and the assertion that relationships are complicated.
• The crew dives into classic questions: Do men cheat more than women? Is male friendship code (“bro code”) stronger than among women?
  • “I will die on this hill...a guy's code is stronger than a girl's code.” — David (40:18)
  • Consensus is mixed, with room for debate: “I can see it going both ways, honestly.” — Ilya (42:18)
• The discussion covers emotional vs. physical cheating and the ease with which some men and women engage in casual sex.

11. Quick-Draw Opinions: Comic Relief About Podcasts and Traditions (43:28–47:18)

• The group riffs on satirical “man codes” from other podcasts, laughing about the appropriateness of grown men counting down New Year’s, or using blinkers.
• Existential tangent: what does it mean to live life in annual cycles and repeat the same holidays?
  • “...is anyone else weirded out about the fact that we're just supposed to relive all the months and all the holidays just over and over again in a loop?” — David quoting another podcast (47:18)

12. Wrap-up & Plugs (48:31–50:00)

• David promotes Ilya’s Zela fitness app and encourages support for Ilya’s new vlog.
• The show winds down with reminders about upcoming content and light banter about promos and travel mishaps.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Taylor’s Toilet Trials

  • “I just don't want to say that I had to shit in a bag.” — Taylor (04:06)
  • “Dude, what the fuck does that mean? It wasn't that successful?” — David (07:16)

• On Natalie’s Swedish Hookup

  • “Natalie needs to get laid tonight. That was like our joke mission…” — Natalie (18:08)
  • “You guys like literally just kissed out of the blue. Yeah.” — David and Natalie (18:45–18:48)
  • “Did you guys use a condom or…” — Ilya (19:59)

• On Personality & Vlogging

  • “Like, your personality is like 12 out of 10.” — Natalie (27:12)
  • “The thing you're best at is your personality.” — David (26:39)

• Friend Code & Cheating

  • “A guy’s code is stronger than a girl’s code. I will die on this hill.” — David (40:18)
  • “I think men can be super shady.” — Natalie (42:12)

• Self-Deprecating Humor

  • “We spend 30% of the pod yelling at Natalie for vacationing, and then the rest we’ll throw in a shit story.” — David (14:52)

• Meta Podcast Commentary

  • “Sometimes we say things on this pod ... these people should not have podcast equipment.” — David (47:57)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:07 – No-edit, “raw” episode announcement
• 02:16–07:16 – Taylor’s Philippine bathroom story
• 08:03–08:56 – David’s sunburn saga in Sydney
• 11:29–14:22 – Is this really a vacation? Natalie v. David on working/traveling
• 17:03–21:10 – Natalie’s “sexcapade” in Sweden
• 22:38–23:38 – Reminiscing on LA’s party past
• 25:16–26:34 – Initial impressions of the Philippines
• 26:07–31:09 – Pushing Ilya toward vlogging and personality-driven content
• 36:41–43:14 – Sex, dating dynamics, and “bro vs. girl code” debate
• 43:28–47:18 – Comics and existential talk about annual cycles/holidays
• 48:31–50:00 – Closing plugs and banter

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Tone & Vibe

• Candid, playful, and irreverent—this episode leans into the group’s natural chemistry and “no holds barred” storytelling.
• The absence of Jason is noted and poked at frequently.
• While the tales are often embarrassing or crude, there’s warmth and camaraderie underneath the teasing.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode…

Expect a breezy, laugh-out-loud behind-the-scenes account of influencer travel gone sideways, complete with:

• Unsparing bathroom confessions,
• Dating misadventures and casual hookups,
• Friendship debates about vacationing vs. working,
• A debate about the rules and codes in relationships,
• Plus lots of meta-commentary on what makes for good content and the cycles of internet life.

It’s a distinctly VIEWS mix—raunchy, silly, self-reflective, and always real.

Transcript

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[Natalie]

I am your host, Stassi Schroeder.

[David]

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[Natalie]

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[Ilya]

Steven.

[David]

Because he's so evil, I do think he is misunderstood.

[Natalie]

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[David]

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[Natalie]

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[David]

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[Natalie]

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[David]

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[Taylor]

And Hulu on Disney Views.

[David]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are live from the Philippines. Sorry this episode is a little late. I'm here with Natalie, Taylor and Ilia. We are raw dogging it today. I told everyone here that we have to make this episode, like, completely raw and we can't. We can't have Jason edit this because it's already so late in LA that this is going up so late. So if anyone has anything to say that they want cut out. It's not going to be cut out. It's all going to be fully in.

[Ilya]

Really?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Great.

[David]

No pressure.

[Ilya]

It looks like I won't be talking.

[David]

Okay. Currently we're in the Philippines. Life's been good for some. For some. Oh, wow. Yeah. We just met. We met up with Taylor. So we came from Sydney. I feel like we've been talking about this trip on the podcast for, like, two months and now we're, like, finally in the middle of it. So we came from Sydney. We can talk about later, but Taylor came from John. Our roommates hometowns, like Homeland hometown in the Philippines. And Taylor had a very different approach than our Ritz Carl, than our Ritz Carlton approach into the Philippines. What happened with you?

[Taylor]

Oh, you know. Yeah. I was excited to meet everyone from John's hometown. I definitely know you're recording like it's a.

[David]

You're talking like it's a documentary.

[Natalie]

I don't.

[Taylor]

I don't want to be offensive, that's all.

[David]

But why would you be offensive?

[Taylor]

Because I don't want to offend their hometown.

[David]

Oh. Oh.

[Taylor]

Their homeland.

[David]

I don't know what you're about to say. But you could, you could just say that you.

[Taylor]

It just wasn't, you know, it wasn't a smooth ride, that's for sure. Coming from. We went to Japan first.

[David]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And coming from Japan, it was definitely some culture shocks.

[David]

Yeah. Taylor's just. Culture shock from the whole thing.

[Unidentified Male]

Yeah.

[David]

The main thing that she took away was that there was a moment where they were on a boat and the bathroom was what, a hole in the ground?

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

Uh huh.

[Taylor]

So there was just a hole in the middle of the boat and.

[David]

And it went into the water.

[Taylor]

I don't know where it went. I don't. So I was trying to decide, like, is it gonna stay there or can you flush it? Cause there's no, there's no button to flush. You have to use like a bucket of water and then put it in the hole and I think it like, suctions it down.

[David]

Oh, okay. So. Oh, so it's not like a direct hole. The way you described it is you look down and you could see fish.

[Taylor]

Okay, okay. No, but I thought maybe if it went to like, the left or the right, then maybe then you would see the fish. So I didn't know if it just.

[David]

Didn'T examine it enough. So. Okay, so what, so what did you do?

[Taylor]

So I. I had to go to the bathroom. We had like basically the full day on this boat and there was no bathroom in sight whatsoever. We weren't stopping anywhere. So I. I asked this little. This mom with me.

[David]

Whoa. Why are you laughing?

[Ilya]

Yeah, well, I'm sorry. Just like, what's the point of the story is what he's trying to get to.

[Taylor]

I just don't want to say that I had to shit in a bag.

[Ilya]

Well, now you did.

[Natalie]

This is raw.

[David]

Yeah. Where were you gonna go with the story if not, were you just gonna keep saying no bathroom? I was hand signaling Taylor to be like, all right, come on, come on.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Taylor]

Well, I mean, you guys, like, what would you do?

[Ilya]

I would. In a bag.

[David]

I would not. In a bag.

[Ilya]

You would yourself.

[David]

I would just hold it.

[Natalie]

I don't know what I would.

[Taylor]

No, I tried.

[Ilya]

Obviously, Taylor tried to hold it. Dude, she's not a private.

[Natalie]

We were also on the boat from 7:00am until 5:00pm like, what are you.

[Taylor]

Supposed to do all day long?

[David]

And like, my body wouldn't be like, it's time to go.

[Natalie]

You would be in like, so much like, writhing pain, you had to go.

[David]

No, I. I understand.

[Natalie]

I love how you like to come off like little Miss clean boy. You don't fart. You don't? No. You'd be diarrhea in that hole.

[David]

No, but my body would, like, mentally not let me poop.

[Taylor]

I. I did that. I tried for hours.

[David]

And then you went in the bag.

[Natalie]

Stick him on the boat.

[Taylor]

Like, you're.

[Ilya]

I'm confused how you were more grossed out about this than Taylor is more grossed out.

[David]

I just, like, can't imagine going into a bag. I'm so sorry. I don't know. Is that that crazy sitting on the.

[Taylor]

Toilet or like the little hole?

[David]

That's insane to me. That would definitely take the hole, right?

[Ilya]

The whole two, actually.

[David]

Yeah, but exactly. Oh, I don't know.

[Ilya]

There was an option.

[David]

What do you mean? That's. That was our whole setup. That was her whole four minute setup, was that there was a hole, but.

[Ilya]

She chose either a hole or the bag.

[Natalie]

But are you squatting open over the hole? There's no seat, right?

[Taylor]

Squatting over the hole?

[David]

Yeah, it's a hole in the ground by your feet.

[Natalie]

That's.

[David]

But that's. That's Asian culture, right?

[Ilya]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, 100%.

[David]

That's not even. That's not even like the boat.

[Taylor]

There's no toilet seat. You realize that there's no toilet in general squat.

[David]

But that's like a lot of places that don't have toilets.

[Taylor]

Okay, and now imagine, like, just.

[David]

I wouldn't go with water, like.

[Taylor]

Like riding up to your ankle, like a little bit.

[David]

Okay. While you're squatting, are you just like adding things? Are you just like, chatgpt more things into the story? Now add more water to water.

[Ilya]

Why did you decide the bag over the hole?

[Taylor]

Because this mom offered me a bag and her baby went in there.

[Ilya]

So I was like, okay, you had the. You had to hold the bag under you?

[Taylor]

Yeah, over the hole.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Taylor]

Squatting over the hole.

[Ilya]

So then at that point, why don't you just go in the hole?

[David]

Can I. Okay, so you were squatting already. You were just in your head. You're like, I'm going to. On top of this. I'm going to catch it.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[David]

Because.

[Taylor]

Because this was the only bathroom for like 30 people.

[Ilya]

Taylor decided to challenge yourself.

[Natalie]

But then what do you do with the bag?

[David]

Oh, you were more.

[Taylor]

There's a trash can.

[David]

Oh, you were more embarrassed of people seeing it.

[Taylor]

Yes. I didn't want. I didn't want it to, like, sit there.

[David]

What?

[Taylor]

Because everyone had to use this bathroom.

[Ilya]

Isn't there other in that hole?

[David]

It was a brand new toilet.

[Taylor]

It was just Pee.

[Ilya]

Oh, okay.

[David]

I guess so. You'd be the first.

[Taylor]

So. Yes. And everyone, by this point, I had to go.

[David]

Taylor comes out of the toilet. I just sit in the back. Where do I put it? Don't worry. Nothing in the toilet.

[Taylor]

No. I asked where to put it. They said the trash.

[David]

Okay.

[Ilya]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

But.

[Taylor]

Okay, let me be there. It wasn't like. It wasn't.

[Ilya]

Was it a white bag or was it a brown bag?

[Taylor]

It was a blue bag. He wasn't that successful. Like, I honestly couldn't get myself to do it. Like, I think from then on, I'm just, like, constipated.

[David]

What do you mean it wasn't that successful? Dude, what the fuck does that mean? It wasn't that successful?

[Taylor]

Like, I just want to be clear. It wasn't. It wasn't like, did you go or.

[Ilya]

Did you not go?

[Taylor]

I mean, I tried, but, like, it kind of worked. It kind of didn't.

[David]

Okay, all right, that's enough.

[Ilya]

Yeah. I feel like we've got. We've crossed the line now.

[David]

100%. Actually.

[Ilya]

We crossed the line a while ago.

[David]

100%. I think we should have just trusted her when she was stalling and not wanting to finish this story, but. Okay. So then when Taylor got to this hotel, she was like, toilet seat. She was so excited.

[Natalie]

Airbnb. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. She's texting me, like, oh, no.

[Taylor]

I've never been more grateful in my entire life. When I even coming down, like, when we landed in this island. It's a world's difference.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I. I could see that. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[David]

You had some serious culture shock. That was your first time being in a country. It's. That's toilet. Toilet seatless.

[Taylor]

I mean, it wasn't even. Yeah, by this point, I'm just, you know, existing.

[David]

There's really going through it. Okay. And then we came from Sydney, which I also had a bad experience there. Not necessarily as bad as anywhere near comparable. No. I got some poisoning, though. That was pretty intense.

[Natalie]

Have you guys. If anybody's ever seen. There's, like, a Modern Family episode where the dad goes to Australia and literally has the same exact thing that happened to David happens to the dad in Modern Family, and it's this whole, like, comedic episode where he goes out, he lays in the sun, thinks it's going to be great, and he gets this, like, raccoon, like, sunburn across his eyes.

[David]

Well, that wasn't even the worst part. I literally. I tanned for, like. I tanned for, like, an hour, and. And I didn't put on sunscreen, if I'm being honest, because I was just like, I just want to get, like, I want to look like I've been here.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And there's a hole in the ozone, apparently over Australia, which is like, that's so unfortunate. And then I. My entire face got destroyed. And then I went to go play pickleball after, and I think the sweat filled up all of the. All of the. All of the skin that was peeling from that day. And I had blisters all over the top of my chest. It was. I've never seen. I've never seen blisters. I've never seen blisters. Like, that was like. It was like animated cartoon blisters on me from the sun poisoning. So. Yeah. So I wasn't really good at that. So Sydney was a miss. No, no, other than. Other than that. He was incredible, guys. This episode of Views is brought to you by Prize Picks. Whether you're starting a new routine or making player picks for the first time, trying something new can be hard. But in life and on prize Picks, it always feels good to be right. With high pressure playoff matchups every weekend and elite hoop action almost every night, the action never stops. And prize picks lets you take control. Jay, you know I'm a big fan of prize picks.

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[Natalie]

That is not true. I hate that you set me up that way like that. I'm just fucking gallivancing back me up here.

[Ilya]

I mean all the stories that I'm looking at looks like you're total on vacation.

[Natalie]

Well, obviously I'm not just like, oh.

[David]

You'Re just like such a beautiful storyteller that you just like you go and you take a picture on the beach and you're not actually there for six hours a day.

[Natalie]

Take a picture?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Of the beach or of the like workout class that I did. That's not, that's not me. Just like on vacation.

[David]

Natalie, you are straight up on vacation. Here's the thing. Natalie duped me into going. Not that I don't like Sydney, but she duped me to going to Sydney so she can be with all her girlfriends for New Year's.

[Natalie]

No, I just thought it would be an amazing opportunity. Usually we stay in la.

[David]

That's what she keeps saying. She uses the word opportunity when she wants a vacation.

[Ilya]

Yeah, you've, you have a lot of opportunities. If I wanted to go on a.

[Natalie]

Vacation, I wouldn't invite you.

[David]

And then when she came and then when we got to, we got to the Philippines. We're in sau. We're on a specific island for like literally two days. We get here, we're like, okay, what should we go film? Cuz we don't have much time. Natalie comes down with her sister in her swimsuit and like, and like a little bag. And I know that's like maybe to like somebody listening to this is like.

[Natalie]

Is like you're on a tropical island, God forbid you're in a bikini.

[David]

Standard. But like we have to, we want, we have to go do activities. Like go into town.

[Natalie]

I wanted to jet ski. I thought that'd be great activity. No, Ilya loves jets.

[David]

We're jet skiing to today. You wanted to do beach two days.

[Natalie]

In a row, not jet skiing today. Yeah, we're not just going to know.

[David]

Yeah, we are.

[Natalie]

Well, now we probably will, because David's like, we're going to do it tomorrow.

[David]

No, we literally. We asked him, we said, when are we just getting. He said, we're doing it tomorrow. I have two jet skis tomorrow.

[Natalie]

Okay, I didn't know that.

[David]

Okay, so what do you think about this?

[Natalie]

Do you honestly think you dead ass think that I'm just sitting here on vacation every time we go places? Because I think we can all agree that's not the truth.

[Ilya]

I think that.

[Natalie]

Did I go to the beach for two hours? One day. Yes, I did.

[David]

One day. Dude, there's, like, pictures of you like bikinis.

[Ilya]

To be fair, it's like, it's really hard to be not on vacation when it's, you know, you're traveling for New Year's and you're having fun. Like, it's really hard. So I get it.

[Natalie]

Can we all agree that if I wanted to be on vacation.

[Ilya]

But you are. David.

[Natalie]

David would be nowhere in sight. Like, I would not. You are not my vacation buddy. Like, let's be honest. You make it pretty. Not vacation.

[David]

I understand.

[Natalie]

Every time I want to go, you.

[David]

Just admit that you. You book Sydney strictly for vacation.

[Natalie]

But first of all, waivers is in Sydney at all. The 7 11. That was the purpose of the trip.

[David]

That's very convenient.

[Natalie]

We had a launch party. It was amazing.

[David]

That's just propaganda for you to be on the beach.

[Natalie]

Amazing. If I can leverage our chip company and Sydney.

[David]

We announced it months prior, but apparently.

[Natalie]

You'Re acting like you didn't have fun.

[David]

We know I did. I'm just saying, like, we were there for a week. Which when we travel, we don't trap. We don't go anywhere for a week.

[Natalie]

Well, there was no.

[David]

Yeah, in the Philippines. I'm just saying. Okay, I don't want. I don't want to argue. I just.

[Natalie]

We had to be there for a week because of the vlog. The vlog schedule made us be there for a week. Yeah, there's no way for you to get around this.

[Ilya]

Anyways, 40 of the earth's population lacks.

[David]

This is why he hasn't been talking. Because he's been wanting to read this stat.

[Ilya]

40 of the Earth's population. Population. It lacks basic toilets or safe sanitation. 40.

[David]

Alia's been on his phone since the moment Taylor stopped talking. And he was chat. GPT something. And I kept kicking him because if you listen to this pod. You know how much I hate when people are on their phone and he Kept. That's what.

[Ilya]

I'm trying to make this interesting, bro.

[David]

We don't need facts, dude. This is in, like. We just make up facts here. Yeah, you literally say whatever you want.

[Ilya]

All right. 90 of Earth's population.

[David]

Oh, we've never been factually correct here. We don't buy. Yeah, we don't spend time looking at vibes, I guess. Yeah, no, this is 100 vibes. We. We've 30 of the pod we spend yelling at Natalie for vacationing, and then the rest will throw in a shit story. Usually it's Natalie. Taylor took it. Took it over today, and now the rest we should be talking about, like, sex and stuff.

[Ilya]

I'm surprised we haven't gotten to it yet, honestly.

[David]

Do you have anything to say about sex? Yeah, I have a lot to say about sex. What do you want to get into?

[Ilya]

I mean, I can't get into it yet.

[David]

Oh, you want me to, like, flow into it? Yeah.

[Ilya]

I'm not gonna be the one that starts it. That's just. It's not my podcast. Damn. The New Year's here.

[David]

Dave, do you know what you need for the New year? What? Tickets.

[Ilya]

Oh, my God. Tickets to what?

[David]

Anything, brother. Think about it.

[Ilya]

What about tickets to a concert?

[David]

Oh, you know the place, right? Yeah.

[Ilya]

What about tickets to a sporting event?

[David]

Done.

[Ilya]

What about a magician?

[David]

Seatgeek?

[Ilya]

Opera?

[David]

Sea Geek?

[Ilya]

What about a ticket to a Wing fest? Chicken tenders?

[David]

SeatGeek doesn't have that one.

[Ilya]

No, not that one.

[David]

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[Ilya]

Yeah.

[David]

Guys, I'm excited for the World cup, and I think now that we got a little ticket, it's going to be here. No.

[Ilya]

Yeah.

[David]

In L. A. There's going to be a lot of.

[Ilya]

Games in the United States.

[David]

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[Natalie]

Wait, have we even talked about like the old. The vlog that we just posted?

[David]

We did. We touched on it in the last episode. But we didn't talk about your boy because you weren't there. Okay, so, Natalia. So here we are. Natalie had sex for the first time.

[Natalie]

No, I didn't even think about that.

[David]

Natalie was a virgin before she had sex with this guy. I was a virgin basically with a look alike.

[Ilya]

Alex Ernest, I should say.

[David]

Nellie's a thing for Alex Ernst this entire time. And now she. She found a guy that looks like him and she pounced at him. She. The. The. The. The opportunity that, that she had, she took it.

[Natalie]

Yeah, well, you know.

[Ilya]

What was his nationality?

[Natalie]

Swedish, brother. We were in Sweden. You were there.

[Unidentified Male]

I don't fucking know.

[Ilya]

I'm. I'm American. I was in Sweden, bro.

[David]

He was from there. You fucking was.

[Ilya]

Really? I was super drunk. I have no idea. But he walked out. It's funny because you guys left like ahead of us. Like you were 15 minutes ahead. You were already at the apartment and I was with.

[Natalie]

Well, that's how this whole thing happened, because of you.

[Ilya]

Oh, really?

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, because.

[Ilya]

Oh, what's the story? I don't know it.

[Natalie]

Because I. We met him. Like we were walking from one club to another or something and I don't even know how we met, but we met him outside.

[David]

Like he's just like a random guy that was walking by.

[Natalie]

Completely random. And my friends, my girlfriends that we were with, they were like. There was a whole thing of the night that like, Natalie needs to get laid tonight. That was like our. Our joke mission or whatever. And then we saw this guy on the. On the side of the street. We saw this.

[David]

Bingo. No. Alexands look like time to fuck.

[Natalie]

No, no, no. And we saw him and he was. He was standing there and they were talking to his friend, was talking to David. And my friends were like this. That guy's really cute. Like, you should go talk to him. And I was like, you're so right.

[David]

Oh. So when I interacted with you guys on camera, that was also the first time you guys met?

[Natalie]

First time.

[David]

Oh.

[Unidentified Male]

Oh.

[David]

So you guys like literally just kissed out of the blue. Yeah.

[Natalie]

100.

[David]

Oh, I thought, like, because I was talking to Zayn and his girl that he met on. On the dating app.

[Natalie]

Yeah. And then I was off in the corner just talking to the other guy.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And then you came over and then you guys were like, kiss. And I was like, yeah, let's kiss. Anyways, but then, so he got my number on that street corner, and then I was like, okay, like, I'm. I met this random man. I'm never, probably never gonna see him again.

[David]

Right.

[Natalie]

And then like 20 minutes later or whatever, he sends me a selfie of him and Ilya at, like, the burger spot down the street.

[David]

Like, me, Natalie and like, the girls and Zayn and Jason, we all went to the apartment.

[Natalie]

We went to our friend's apartment.

[David]

Ilya and Alex, like, side mission. Completely like Raven, the burger spot.

[Natalie]

Like, I thought you guys went home.

[David]

A 15 minute walk away. And then they ran into Natalie's guy. Did he approach you guys and was like, I just kissed Natalie.

[Ilya]

I think so. I actually don't remember. I was. I was. I drank a lot that night.

[David]

And then they. Bro. And then Ilya and Alex brought him to the house party.

[Ilya]

Oh, yeah. I think I was. I think I was like, we're actually going to see Natalie now. Do you want to come?

[David]

Wow. And then that led to Natalie's sexcapade.

[Natalie]

Okay, that's crazy. Don't describe it like that.

[David]

Well, it was really funny.

[Ilya]

Did you guys use a condom or.

[Natalie]

No, that's also just like, what is this? This is a no edit pod. Can we just skip that? Next.

[Ilya]

Okay, okay, so that's a no dog.

[Taylor]

Wait, so what was your reaction?

[Natalie]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Taylor]

We're at this house party. Were you, like, shocked to see him?

[Natalie]

Well, he sent me the selfie of him and Ilya and then I was just like, oh, that's my best friend. Like, I didn't even know if you had interacted. And I was like, you guys should come. So I invited him and then he came over with Ilya.

[David]

I went to my room and one of our friends there that was letting Natalie, she, like, let Natalie use her. Her. Okay.

[Natalie]

Natalie's like, we gotta leave some things up for mystery. Yeah.

[David]

Okay. Natalie was having sex in this. In this girl's house. Wait, okay, I want. Well, I'm not gonna do what we go.

[Ilya]

That's crazy.

[David]

Yeah, but. But go, Nat. She called me. She called me and she's like, natalie's having such a good. And she walks into your room and she Opens the door and it's you and this guy. I'm on FaceTime and it's you and this guy just laying on the bed, like making out. You guys are fully clothed. But she just like came in like you guys were like, like, like it was an exhibit at the zoo. Primates. She's like, you're missing out.

[Natalie]

Crazy.

[David]

And then. Yeah, and I got. And I was really pissed. I remember I called Ferris that night because I'm like. Because I left early because I was like really drunk. I was like, I just gotta get home. I'm dizzy.

[Ilya]

Dave.

[David]

But then Zayn sent me so many videos and was like, dude, you're missing out. They got like a party limo. They got all these things. And I called Ferris just screaming. I was like, I'm such a idiot because I don't have, I don't have like the energy anymore that I did as like, like when I was like when I was like. When I was like 19 and we would go out, I would stick it out to like the last man standing.

[Natalie]

But I just don't believe that because on a like on a random Tuesday, you're up in bed till 4am like you don't go to bed till 4.

[David]

But I, to be in my room. I don't want to be like out and about.

[Natalie]

I know, but that's such a lame excuse.

[David]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

Then you have like.

[Ilya]

Yeah, but when you, when you're drunk it's just like different. You also weren't drinking when you were 19, dude.

[David]

Yeah, okay. That's what it was like when I was, when I, when we were making three videos a week. Like I remember like very specifically, like people would be like, we'd be at Saddle Ranch and somebody would be like, why aren't you filming? I'm like, oh, I don't think. I don't film around until like 3 or 4am like it, like things don't happen until like we leave Saddle.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And like it was like literally I would just like hang out sober the entire time.

[Ilya]

I think that's so bizarre that you, Y. You would hang out like.

[David]

But it was so normal. I mean it's just like anybody that doesn't drink.

[Ilya]

But that's like so miserable though, like hanging around. Especially like you hanging around with like heavy drinkers. Like everyone was.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but it was so fun. Everyone was entertain. There was so much going on that.

[David]

Was not miserable at all. It was like incred. Cuz every night was like some. And LA was all so new to us. Like Every night was amazing and, and then, and everybody would have, would want to like, have more fun because there was a vlog. So like everybody wanted to like keep the party going to the next place or do something that was like exciting for the video.

[Ilya]

Yeah.

[David]

And like it may just like. I don't know. That was like. I mean, I can talk about the prime days of, of LA nightlife like no other. I really do wonder if it's. If LA nightlife is dead for everybody.

[Natalie]

I just think we've aged out.

[Ilya]

I think we've aged out too. Yeah, I don't think it is. I think there's new spots that we may not even know about, to be honest.

[Taylor]

No. And like they'd know.

[Ilya]

I don't think so. They're like a decade older, you know?

[David]

Yeah.

[Ilya]

Lot brother.

[David]

Yeah. Because like, because like the clubs we used to go to are still pretty. Same. Same. But it's literally, literally 16 year olds. Yeah, Like, I don't. That's not me saying that it's 20 year olds at the club. I think they're literally like 16 year olds. So. Yeah, the spots are different now, but I don't know. I don't know. I kind of. But everyone that's gotten older, like now, like the way that I talked to Natalie with this like a couple months ago, I was like, I feel like everybody that's like older that we used to go out with, like, they don't just go out in LA anymore. Like now when they want to go out, they like go to fucking St. Barts or like they go to like Paris or they. Natalie just dribbled a piece of water right on her nipple. Sorry. She's wearing a white T shirt and the only spot I landed on was her nipple. That was crazy.

[Natalie]

Why are you looking at me?

[David]

Yeah, I'm just waiting for it to.

[Ilya]

Like, like to soak in.

[David]

Yeah. Wait, do we already do 30% of sex on the pot or. We should. We should.

[Ilya]

I don't think we've covered it yet. No, I don't think we even touched the surface.

[David]

Okay. But then we came from Sydney to.

[Natalie]

From Sweden to Sydney.

[David]

No, no, no. From LA to Sydney. Oh, LA to Sydney. By the way, is. Is the one flight if anybody want. Wants to take a flight with no jet lag, that is what wants a.

[Natalie]

Voluntary 15 hour flight.

[David]

No, it's the best flight. We left at 10pm and we landed at 9am you sleep on the flight and jet lag is completely eliminated. My sleep schedule is better in Australia than it's Ever been in L. A? Yeah, it was pretty nice because I wake up at. In LA around noon to 2pm and that is the equivalent to 9am in Australia. So I've been waking up at 9am in Australia every day.

[Natalie]

It was.

[David]

And then we flew over to the Philippines. We landed in Manila. We were there for about six, seven hours, and then from there we came to Cebu. We came to Cebu. Now we are currently in the Philippines, and it's kind of exceeding our expectations. No.

[Ilya]

Would you say I love it?

[Natalie]

So nice.

[Ilya]

It's kind of like. It's kind of like Hawaii but humid.

[David]

It's like I. I said, like, it's like Hawaii but without, like, Americans everywhere. Like, it feels very. Like you're very far away, but it still feels like Hawaii.

[Natalie]

You're saying that it feels like we're in, like, an Adam Sandler movie where he does, like.

[David]

Yeah, like, the way, like, Adam Sandler movies, the one thing they don't have, I feel like, is tourists. I feel like. I don't know, like, when I imagine them, maybe they do, but, like, but it's very, like, local driven. So, like, it feels very magical and like you're in a different place. Like, oh, you're in Hawaii and, like, you know, it's not like you're staying at the Hilton there and, like, it's just all touristy people. But here it really feels like, oh, man, I'm in a getaway. Which is. Which is really, really sick. Ilya is also here, by the way.

[Ilya]

Yeah, they know. No, I've been on the podcast for 30 minutes now.

[David]

No, I know, but, like, we should explain why you're here. We've tricked Ilya into coming. Yeah, I actually think it's a good idea.

[Ilya]

Maybe. We'll see.

[David]

Okay, so I. So let's unpack this because this is. I mean, this is the root of all our issues, right?

[Ilya]

I don't know about all our issues, but.

[David]

Well, I. I have strongly believed that. I don't even know where to start this conversation. So I told Ilya to come out here and to film, like, a Zela vlog, right? Because I was like. I was like, I think. I think the docs are good and you could always do them simultaneously. But, like, I think you should do, like, the thing you're best at is your personality. Like, I don't think. I don't think you're like, some out of the park. Like, you. You're a home run trainer or you're a home run businessman. Like, I like, and I don't I don't mean this in a negative way. I don't mean this in a negative way. I just, I genuinely think, like, if, like, if you had statistics on all your things, like, I. I agree. Like, your number one highlight is your personality. It is so incredible.

[Natalie]

Pretty crazy. Like, your personality is like 12 out of 10.

[David]

12 out of 10. Like, it's. Natalie fucking hates you.

[Natalie]

It's actually crazy. But I have to love you because I fucking love you.

[David]

And then, and then there'll be days we'll hang out and she'll be like, I can't believe I like him. Because you really are. You are so much fun. And it's like. And you don't play at that at all. And it's like, frustrated me so much, like, because I think, like, I don't know. I don't know. This is like the second time I've, like, found somebody or like, been friends with somebody that's like, that's like acting on something, like, not their strength. Like, I just feel like Ilya. So. So I sent you this tick tock the other day. Did you watch it? It was hustle culture. What was?

[Ilya]

It is like, overrated.

[David]

Yeah, it was like, it was like the idea of hustle culture being overrated and like, how it doesn't actually get you anywhere. And I feel like Ilya is like a big on hustle culture. Like, he really does love working.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And he like, prize himself in his work, which is like, kudos to him. Like, he's got an incredible work ethic, but I think he can get things done 10 times easier if he just, like, play to his strengths. And that's why I'm like, instead of making the Zela docs where I don't even see much of Ilya, like, I watched Alex's doc. I really liked it. It was great. But, like, I didn't see any of, like, I didn't see, like, Ilya's so fun that I wish I saw more of Ilya. So I was like, why don't you try, why don't you try, like, vlogging? Like, why don't you come out here to vlog this trip with John, train him, show how the ZL app works and like, and do something more like, natural like that, that, like, is like, more so accustomed or like, similar to your personality. So that's what he's trying now. How do you think it's going?

[Ilya]

Well, I. I traveled here alone. Right.

[David]

Like, which is tough. Yeah, it's impossible to film alone.

[Ilya]

Really, really tough. But, you know, I shot a lot.

[David]

But do you. Do you not. Do you not see how, like, it could benefit you?

[Ilya]

Like, I totally see it. I just think that I need someone to be filming me rather than me filming myself.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think the only problem was that.

[Ilya]

Yeah.

[David]

That you traveled here alone.

[Ilya]

No, I. I love that. We actually wanted to do that more for. For our socials, for zealous socials, where we, like, you know, cut up the. The documentary footage and post it. Prior to posting. Yeah, like, posted prior.

[David]

Like. Like, you know, like, my big debate with Ilya all the time is, like, I'm always trying to hang out with him more. But, like, I'm, like, saying, like, we have, like, these trips planned. Like, we're maybe gonna do. I want to do, like, a big vlog around Cape Town, a big vlog around Rio de Janeiro, a big vlog around Hong Kong. And I'm like, why don't you come at the same time? And we're filming two videos simultaneously. And, like, you're filming something for the Zela Channel. I'm filming something for the vlog. And then I. I'm glad that you're there, because I have someone to go out with and, like, have fun, and then you can get all the workout stuff done. And that. That means it just gets us to shoot more because we have, like, more of a purpose when we're at a place. So, like, hopefully you guys support his Zela vlog when it comes out.

[Ilya]

Because I'd also love to know, like.

[David]

Because that means he'll come out more.

[Ilya]

Because I'd also like to know feedback, like, genuine, raw feedback of, like, what people want to see.

[David]

Yeah. You know, and I also. I told him. I'm like, that doesn't mean, like, don't do the docs. I'm just saying, like. Like, do the. Like, you. He already has, like, a system where he. You've got, like, how many people that you're working on a dock for this year?

[Ilya]

We want to release eight.

[David]

Eight. So it's like, they're already in motion with, like, you know, he's got, like, trainers that he trains with and, like, filmers that are filming these people. Like, he's kind of plugged in. He kind of plugs himself into it a little less and a little more, like, strategically. So there is more time to do more fun stuff. I don't know.

[Ilya]

Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm excited to see how it turns out. I don't know.

[David]

Okay, we'll see. Guys, please, the love of God, support it. There was a.

[Ilya]

Should be out now, right?

[David]

Huh?

[Ilya]

It should be out by the time this podcast or when are you releasing this podcast?

[David]

No.

[Ilya]

Oh, you're releasing this today.

[David]

This releases in 20 minutes.

[Ilya]

All right. Yeah. Okay, well anyways, the new Zeala vlog is launching on the same day as your vlog. Vlog.

[David]

Hopefully. Hopefully we get a vlog done.

[Ilya]

Okay.

[David]

I don't know. Now he's been visiting the beach too long.

[Ilya]

Okay, well anyways, can I kill you? Whenever David's vlog is out, that's when.

[David]

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[Ilya]

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[David]

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[Ilya]

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[Ilya]

Wow.

[David]

Yeah.

[Ilya]

Is that called lucid dreaming? Is that what that is?

[David]

No, I don't think so.

[Natalie]

Not really.

[David]

No. Because I didn't have, like, control, and then I woke up. I literally, like, I fucking jumped. You know that kind of a story of what I just told. If someone else told that, like, I don't care. You ever feel like that?

[Ilya]

Yeah, we're in a podcast where you.

[David]

Like, have to care.

[Ilya]

No, no, it's just, like, people do care, regardless of what story.

[David]

No, because I will say, like, if I said this story to, like, Natalie at lunch or, like, you at lunch, you'd. But you'd. Honestly, with it.

[Ilya]

You, like, with it.

[David]

You'd, like, ask me a question about it.

[Ilya]

No, I wouldn't. I genuinely. I don't give a. Really? Yeah.

[David]

Okay.

[Ilya]

I think you never even tell that story first off in the first place, you know?

[David]

Yeah, I would. Yeah. No, you wouldn't, dude, because I was. Yeah, because I wanted to share it, but I was like, I should just keep my mouth shut because I.

[Ilya]

You wanted to share your story about your dream, how a missile was coming at you and then you hit the fall asleep.

[David]

It was really scary. It was really scary.

[Ilya]

There's no way you would have told that story.

[David]

And I would have described it better because it just happened. I was, like, ready to tell Natalie right when it went. Right when we got off the flight, but I was like, I should save it for the pod.

[Ilya]

I don't believe that.

[David]

Okay, well, let me just. Nat, if I brought it to you up at lunch, you like, entertain it, right?

[Natalie]

Well, yeah.

[David]

That's crazy.

[Ilya]

You would entertain it. You would ask questions about his dream.

[Natalie]

Well, I like to understand the deeper meaning because then I understand what kind of mood he's in and like what he's going through that day.

[David]

Like, that's so cool. Like if Natalie told me that, like I. I like talking to now. I love hanging out with her, but I couldn't care less. But Natalie's so good at like.

[Natalie]

Well, I like to conversate.

[David]

Yeah, Okay. I guess that's the difference. But you think you also would just throw that stuff story straight into the trash.

[Ilya]

I would be so confused as to why you're telling me in the first place. Genuinely.

[David]

Okay. That's. I guess that's our guy relationship, right?

[Ilya]

Yeah. I mean, cool dude, you know, you had a dream.

[David]

I guess you're right.

[Taylor]

I'd act like it was interesting regardless.

[David]

Yeah, Taylor, you'd be into it. I could always count on you.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Can I peel your skin off?

[David]

No, no, no. I can tell you've been staring at my skin.

[Taylor]

It's just that part. It's like flaking.

[Ilya]

We're at 35. You think we're good?

[David]

It's better to not peel. No.

[Ilya]

How long do we need?

[David]

We do three hour podcasts now.

[Taylor]

I wonder what Jason's doing.

[David]

Yeah. What is Jason doing?

[Natalie]

Having sex with his wife.

[David]

You think he just does that for sure?

[Natalie]

Yeah, like all the time.

[David]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah, I think they're like super sexually active.

[David]

Can you explain that to me?

[Natalie]

I mean, I myself don't understand it, but I know that it's happening.

[David]

So Naveen's like. And Naveen is thinking about Jason when they're having sex.

[Natalie]

I would assume so.

[David]

She just has a very powerful imagination.

[Natalie]

No, I think she.

[David]

It's just like young Arnold Schwarzenegger that she's having sex with.

[Natalie]

No, no, no, I don't think. I think she's like, there's something in there that's programmed to be attracted to Jason.

[David]

Like something. Dude, it's really funny to talk shit about someone who is the co host of the podcast when they're not in the room and you're on the podcast.

[Ilya]

And that they're also.

[David]

But they're also editing. I hope this makes it in. That's how you know Jason has a good sense of humor. If it makes it in. Jay, you can. You can chime in here right now if you want. Even just cell phone audio. Yeah. No, that is kind of crazy. What do you think it is? Because. Okay. Because I do think that women are wired differently.

[Natalie]

Oh. I just think. I think that, like, we see Jason and we see, like, his toenails and, like. Like, you know.

[David]

Yeah. We see, like, the hair curling. We see, like. We see the wheels on the shirt on places they shouldn't even be stained.

[Natalie]

Yeah. And I just think that she is looking deeper. She's not looking superficially.

[David]

You know? That's what I'm saying. But girls can have sex with guys strictly because of their personality.

[Natalie]

Yeah. There's, like, an emotional attraction.

[David]

Ellie's shaking his head and, like, his eyes are expanding.

[Ilya]

That's crazy.

[David]

You think it's crazy.

[Ilya]

I get it.

[David]

But guys can do the same thing. Yeah. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Guys will literally have sex with anything. What are you talking about?

[David]

Oh, that is very interesting.

[Ilya]

Wait, what do you mean?

[David]

What?

[Ilya]

What do you mean, have sex with anything?

[Natalie]

Like, video. Do I need to. I need to elaborate?

[Ilya]

Yes. Like, any type of woman you're saying or like.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Not a. What?

[David]

I'm interested where this conversation is going. What are you saying? Yes.

[Natalie]

A woman you're saying, or a man.

[David]

Agreeing with both of you? Actually, I'm right in the middle of each of you.

[Ilya]

Okay, so you're saying that a guy.

[Natalie]

Like, a guy. If a guy is horny enough, they will just be like, okay, what woman at this bar is going to be interested? Let's go.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Ilya]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah.

[Ilya]

Because I've seen it. Yeah. I've seen a lot of memes where it's like, you're taking up this 2 out of 10 home when I'm really up.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Ilya]

I've never done that before, by the way.

[Natalie]

For sure. Of course not.

[David]

Okay.

[Ilya]

I actually haven't. I actually haven't.

[David]

I don't think I've done that either, actually.

[Natalie]

You guys are the holiest of men.

[David]

We're not the holiest.

[Ilya]

No, no. It's just like, you know.

[David]

Right.

[Natalie]

So what's your stance, David? You're disagreeing with the both of us.

[David]

What were you saying? Let me disagree with it. What was it?

[Natalie]

I was saying that a man will.

[Ilya]

Fuck anything and a girl can.

[Natalie]

You know, I mean, I think it goes both ways. I think there are a lot of women.

[David]

Yeah. But one has to go more than the other.

[Natalie]

I think it's much more difficult for a woman to just go sleep with a random man as opposed To a man just going to sleep with a random woman. Attractive level, whatever it is.

[David]

I think this is also one of those questions that depends on who you ask. Like, if you ask a woman who cheats more, men or women, they tend to say men. Right, Taylor, who cheats more, men or women?

[Taylor]

I think it, I think it's just, you know, dependent on the person.

[David]

All right, well, Tay's one of the boys, so she's got us. Tastes like women. Women are cheaters. Now he thinks men. I don't know. I, I. Yeah, I just think men.

[Natalie]

Are like, more likely to act on it because, like, your primal instinct is like, must.

[Taylor]

But then I feel like girls are much.

[David]

That's. Oh, yeah, girls. Like. Well, yeah, like, I think guys have.

[Natalie]

A. I think, I think girls are more like emotional cheaters and men are just cheaters.

[David]

No, that's like, that's actually a good question. Do guys, Is guys code stronger than a girl's code? I think it's, yeah, I think a thousand percent guys. A guy's code is stronger than a girl's code. I will, I will die on this hill you're seeing.

[Natalie]

Like, our girlfriends would rat us out if we cheated.

[David]

What? No, I think a girl. I think a girl will go behind your. This is a very extreme situation. But we'll go behind your back and fuck your, your ex boyfriend.

[Natalie]

It's so crazy you have this perspective because it's like, usually someone that has this perspective, it's happened to them has been fucked over. Yeah, we never had that happen.

[David]

No, no, exactly. I know, I know, but I think.

[Taylor]

That'S more likely with.

[David]

I don't like to. I don't like to. I also don't like to speak on things because I'm fucked over on things. I don't like to change my viewpoints just because something happens to me. I think it's unfair. Which is a little pathetic too, because I've had the same viewpoint since high school. But like, I'm very like, if, yeah.

[Ilya]

If something's happened to you, how would you not change your viewpoint on it?

[David]

Well, I just think it's unfair. Like, like I've like, like I've always, like, my perspective of money is like an example. Like, since I was a kid, I've always, like, envied and glorified people that have money and like, I don't know how to explain it. Nothing's changed since I've grown. Like, I, I like, I don't know my like, instincts as being younger. Like, I just don't Think it's fair for them? I don't know. I don't know.

[Ilya]

Yeah, you haven't grown up. You're saying.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot. Wait, sorry, can we, we got sidetracked here. Can we go? Wait, what are you saying?

[Natalie]

You said the guy code is stronger than girl code.

[David]

Yeah. You don't agree with that? I think, I think guys are so much more. And this is obviously going to be divisive.

[Ilya]

I. I don't actually agree totally.

[David]

What?

[Ilya]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Oh, I think, I think men can be super shady.

[Ilya]

Yeah, I agree.

[David]

Really?

[Ilya]

I agree. I mean, I agree. I can see it going both ways, honestly.

[David]

Yeah. Okay.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

This is not that divisive, I guess.

[Natalie]

I mean, it really just depends on, like.

[Taylor]

I mean, like, it's different because you and Ilya's bro code is way different than some two guys bro code, I think.

[David]

Okay, I think that's right. But I don't know, I just like, think of, like guys and I think of war and I think of guys in war and like, I think a guy can.

[Ilya]

A guy. I mean, I think a guy can over another guy pretty easily, honestly.

[David]

Really?

[Ilya]

Yeah. People are shitty, bro.

[David]

I just.

[Ilya]

Girls are shitty, guys are shitty.

[David]

Okay, sorry, that's an extreme situation of like another, another dude's girlfriend. But like, I'm saying like more like on like a minuscule level of like just talking behind each other's back. I just feel like, like that just feels.

[Natalie]

Oh, that's definitely more girl. Actually, I don't know, I've. I'm like, I feel like girls take the heat for that, but like, I feel like guys do that just as much.

[David]

I don't know, like, actually, I don't.

[Natalie]

Know, maybe you're right.

[David]

Like, I don't.

[Ilya]

Guys just don't gossip. I feel like as much like I.

[David]

Talk about Ilya all day, but it's not like the real kind of girls do. Yeah, yeah, like, like girls, when they talk, it's like, like they're gonna be fake to their face. Like, to Ilya, I would love to say everything I've said to him. I wish I could record the things I say beyond his back.

[Natalie]

Right, sure.

[David]

Have you guys seen this pod? It's called the Sandbox sessions, and they, they do like, really like satrical takes on things.

[Unidentified Male]

Is it appropriate for a grown man to count down for the ball drop?

[Ilya]

I don't know if it's ever appropriate to count down anything, you know? You saying 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[David]

Are you iCarly?

[Ilya]

Are you sad that you're in that moment of time, that you have to count down to another moment of time. I mean, I just feel like as a grown man, you just gotta stay where you are.

[Unidentified Male]

It shows a lack of purpose, a lack of initiative, because more times than not, they have resolutions saying, oh, yeah, I'm gonna start working out today. I'm gonna start eating healthy today. I'm gonna start getting good grades. And it's like, at what point do you just do it on your own?

[Ilya]

Yeah, you could have been doing it.

[David]

Why are you having a calendar? Determined when you start fixing your life, like, and counting down to anything, that lets me know you're not prepared for the moment. Yeah, bro, these guys are really good.

[Ilya]

Have you seen the turn signal? 1.

[David]

What?

[Ilya]

Have you seen the turn signal?

[David]

Play it, play it, play it. These things are really so good. I love the grown man ones.

[Natalie]

I feel like this is like, if you're a man sort of thing. I don't know if I'm relating.

[Ilya]

Oh, really? I could see. I can see a girl not getting it.

[David]

They had a good. They had a good question on their pod. They're saying, you're at a New year's party, but LeBron James shows up two hours after the ball drops. Do you set the clocks back for LeBron to have another happy New Year?

[Natalie]

That's really funny because, like, men love LeBron.

[David]

Yeah, I mean, it's just like a celebrity walking in. Like, do you. Do you set the clocks back for him?

[Natalie]

Would you?

[David]

Yeah. Are you. Are you making. Are you showing us something? Oh, here it is.

[Ilya]

The signal one.

[David]

So I'm just trying to get your perspective.

[Unidentified Male]

Is it appropriate as a grown man.

[David]

To use your blunt blinker to tell people you're going left, right up back.

[Unidentified Male]

You know, wherever you're going.

[David]

I don't.

[Unidentified Male]

If you know what a blinker really means. Like, okay, I'm about to turn left. I want you to turn left with me. Like, you let people know your next move, because at that point, people gonna copy.

[David]

They gonna follow you, bro.

[Unidentified Male]

I don't even put my headlights on. I just move. Because at that point, bro, you can't see what I'm thinking. You can't know where I'm going. And J.C. the creek, bro. Bro, you don't know who's following you, bro. You don't know what's gonna happen next. Because imagine I put my blink around. I'm Turning Left to McDonald's.

[David]

Boom.

[Unidentified Male]

I can turn around. I can see three goons behind me going to McDonald's. Yeah, now I'm stuck. Now I'm at. Look, if anything, you should be doing.

[David]

The opposite blinker where so you people.

[Unidentified Male]

Don'T know what you're doing. That's what I was thinking too. I'm not, you know, worried about another man's work to put some electrical engineering into a vehicle to make it so that I'm comfortable.

[David]

Exactly.

[Unidentified Male]

And I, I personally, I'm just not with that. I started doing this thing, bro. Like, if I am going to turn my blinker on, I'll turn on my hazard lights so they both on. Now you going to know I'm going to turn, but you got to guess which way I'm going.

[David]

Never going know. It's so good.

[Unidentified Male]

Okay.

[David]

I mean, that's incredible.

[Natalie]

That's funny.

[David]

That's incredible. That's like one of the freshest things I've ever seen.

[Ilya]

Yeah, that's really good humor.

[David]

How is that? Like, are they writing this? Like, do they really just riff off that? Like five in a row? God damn, that is so funny. It's. That's like one of the fun. That's like one of the funniest podcast things I've ever seen. Also, somebody said this is. This is a different podcast or this was just like a tick tock I saw. But someone said, dude, I've been having this thought a lot and I think it's because of social media. Someone said, is it just me or is anyone else weirded out about the fact that we're just supposed to relive all the months and all the holidays just over and over again in a loop? Have you been thinking about that? That I've referenced that when we like do, like when we do our yearly activities, it's like Vegas, F1 Miami.

[Natalie]

I mean, that is actually pretty crazy.

[David]

Yeah, it's like, it's weird.

[Ilya]

All like, technically, like, it's very like linear.

[David]

It's just like non stop. And the top comment on this is saying social media has made us all. Social media has made all of us too aware of being alive. Someone said, hey, so I have panic attacks about this.

[Natalie]

Please stop.

[David]

No, that's really weird. I don't know. I don't know why I've been having that feeling too. I've been like, this is just like, we're like in a circle. Just like.

[Ilya]

Well, you want to repeat the things that you like to do, right? And that's why you do them again.

[David]

I don't know.

[Ilya]

As simple as that, right?

[Natalie]

Yeah, but it's like there's like no innovation that's not true.

[David]

It's not that it's no innovation. We sound like, dude, sometimes we say things on this pod where it's like. It just reminds me of those clips on TikTok where all the comments are like, these people should not have podcast equipment. That was. That take was, there's no innovation on the years. They're all just 365 and it's just enough is enough. So I might have to put an end to it or a start to.

[Natalie]

It, but it is kind of weird. I agree.

[David]

Yeah, enough. All right, all right, guys, let's just end the pod there before things get things go more south, before we innovate.

[Natalie]

Too much, switch the shit up.

[David]

Yeah, we don't want to switch this over for a 40 minute pod. That would scare people. But guys, new pod on Thursday also probably will be from the Philippines. And thank you, Ilya, for joining us. Thanks, Tay for joining us, our little poopy diaper and Natalie, thanks for being here. Go get ready for Ilya's vlog on the Zilla fitness channel. Also, Ilya is giving away a Tesla. Go say it.

[Ilya]

So if you guys are looking to start your New year's resolution, Alex's 90 day challenge is live on the Zeala app.

[David]

This is probably the easiest way to win a Tesla.

[Ilya]

Not genuinely. All you have to do is the workouts and follow the.

[David]

Wait, when do you win the Tesla? At the end of the workouts or just for signing up?

[Ilya]

Yeah, every day. No, if so you. The person who has the best results wins the Tesla. And that's after the 90 days.

[David]

Oh, wow, that's kick ass. So, yeah, literally you'll get into shape and you'll get a car out of it. Okay, 90 day challenge. What, you just download Zela? Yeah. X E E L A. Yeah.

[Ilya]

X E L A App store or Google Play.

[David]

I ran into these guys yesterday and I was going to like work out with you. I was like, dude, fuck Zila. And they're like, hey man, let's be respectful.

[Ilya]

Oh, really?

[David]

Yeah. And I was like, oh, okay, you said it. Were you there? Do you remember that, Ferris? You said. I was so confused. Huh?

[Ilya]

You said that out loud.

[David]

No, because they were filming. So I was just like, I was just like making a joke that I was like, that I had to go work out. Yeah. He said. Then I like felt bad for say, like, I was like, oh, okay.

[Ilya]

And then my crowd's behind me.

[David]

I was like, I didn't mean for it to come off real. All right, I'll see you guys podcast over.