My Weekend Alone

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: My Weekend Alone
Date: October 14, 2025

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Main Theme

In this episode, David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie share candid stories from their recent lives, discussing cameo requests, business investments, awkward wedding experiences, and the reality of material happiness. David reflects on his rare weekend spent completely alone, leading to deeper conversations about loneliness, love, and fulfillment, all with the group’s trademark banter and self-deprecation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cameo Obsessions and Side Hustles

[00:24–05:57]

• Jason discusses a committed Cameo buyer, “Jean Paul,” who’s purchased 32 weeks’ worth of videos, asking new questions each time.
  • “I just did 32nd week. Every week it's a new question that's in my wheelhouse.” – Jason [02:01]
  • Jason charges $75 per video, but describes how the platform takes a significant cut after taxes.
• Cameo’s widespread use, creative requests, and whether users exploit the format for jokes.
• David regrets passing up an early investment in Cameo, despite knowing the founders—and discusses his approach to investing.
  • “You could come pitch me Uber, and I’d be like, well, I’d never take an Uber, so I don’t want to invest.” – David [04:13]

2. Ventures and Investments: Missed and Messed Up

[05:29–06:53]

• David and the crew discuss funny and failed investment opportunities:
  • Wine company (bad product),
  • “Blooming Tables,” plant-laden furniture,
  • Random seltzer brands.
• David’s candidness about being a poor investor:
  • “I invested into AMC. Lost all my money there...I’m the worst business person ever.” – David [06:41]

3. Weddings, Zen Mishaps, and Lebanese Swords

[06:53–11:15]

• Jason recounts a chaotic wedding trip where Naveen’s brother, driving a BMW, nearly passed out from too much nicotine “Zen” and had to pull over.
  • “My eyes are closed, I can’t see straight, dog.” – Naveen's brother (as imitated by Jason) [08:30]
• Both Jason and Natalie attended lively, traditional Lebanese weddings, complete with swords and large celebrations.

4. David’s Lonely Weekend: A Rare Solitude

[11:19–13:49]

• David vividly describes two days alone in his house for the first time in years.
  • “It was fucking wild. Two days by myself. I could not believe how difficult it was for me.” – David [11:41]
• He spent hours in his movie room, lost in TikTok, not even playing the movie he set out to watch.
• Binge-watched films including Exodus: Gods and Kings, Gossip Girl, Relay, and The Martian.
• Admits to needing company: “Just made me realize how much I need somebody… Like, I love cuddling. I’m such a cuddler.” – David [13:54]

5. Weddings, Love, and Changing Perspectives

[13:49–17:57]

• Natalie reflects on being the “last single” after her friends' weddings and on wedding theatrics, like horses that walk the bride a short distance.
  • “The horse brought her 10ft and then the horse was done.” – Jason [14:41]
• David expresses why he’s a romantic and why he understands weddings.
  • “I love being in love. I think it’s so crazy because you just become the biggest loser. Like, you’re writing poems…” – David [15:57]
• Debates whether weddings and birthdays are for the individual or for loved ones to celebrate you.

6. Natalie’s Hidden Personality & Being a Friend

[17:57–22:07]

• Discussion about seeing different sides of Natalie: she’s more fun and open when David isn’t around or when drunk at parties.
  • “She’ll, like, completely listen to you and like be so invested… It’s the most incredible version of Natalie I’ve ever seen.” – David [20:29]
• Jason and David reflect on how group dynamics impact personality.

7. Behind-the-Scenes: Pranks, Teslas & Rental Fiascos

[22:07–24:51]

• Hilarious story of Natalie being banned from Turo (a car-sharing service) for wrapping rental Teslas green for a giveaway.
  • “So Natalie rented a car… and we were doing a dispo giveaway at the time. So… you wrapped it green. That’s fucking crazy.” – David [23:50]
• One renter loved it, the other not so much.

8. Losing Cameras and the Vlogger’s Life

[24:53–28:40]

• David once left his camera in a nightclub after drunkenly attempting to film a bit with Zane.
  • “I just put the camera down in the middle of the club… I never got it.” – David [25:17]
• The importance of specific camera gear for vlogging—he resourced a Canon 80D through a fan who ironically bought it seven years prior because of David.

9. Material Things, Fulfillment, and Happiness

[31:56–36:27]

• Natalie insists she has zero buyer’s remorse about her Ferrari; David muses on why he cherishes material things and watches so much.
  • “My goals in my life are set on milestones of, like, I can’t wait to get this watch or I can’t wait to get this car.” – David [32:01]
• Group debates if true fulfillment comes from friendships, creativity, or stuff.
  • “It's like if you said to me, oh, Jay, do you want a million dollars or a new stand up act? ... I wouldn't [take the money].” – Jason [34:10]
• Jason admits to being ‘glass half empty,’ always stressed and rarely content.

10. Self-Reflection, Stress, and Trying to Change

[36:03–39:25]

• David and Jason reflect on personalities: perpetual stress (Jason) vs. contentment (David).
  • “You are glad you will forever… be damned for eternity as glass half empty. Nothing will ever resolve it.” – David [37:08]
• Jason tries being more carefree, and both consider how mindset affects life and happiness.
• Gym talk: David built a home gym that’s now so busy it feels public.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• David on investing:
  “You could come pitch me Uber, and I’d be like, well, I’d never take an Uber, so I don’t want to invest. Like, it was so dumb. But, like, cameo is a fucking genius idea.” [04:13]
• Jason’s Cameo Hustle:
  “This guy really likes you.” – David, reacting to Jason’s 32 consecutive Cameos for one fan [02:43]
• Loneliness Realization:
  “I could not believe how difficult it was for me...just walking back and forth.” – David, on solitude [11:41]
• On love’s impact:
  “You just become the fucking biggest loser. Like you’re writing poems...not because you need to do it, but just because it’s right.” – David [15:57]
• On life’s fulfillment:
  “I’ve never, like, I’ve never not had a great group of friends… My group of friends was so great that it fueled my job.” – David [33:01]
• On being glass half empty:
  “Nothing will ever resolve it. Ever. I’m so sorry to say. The lottery will do nothing for a man like you but bring you more problems.” – David, to Jason [37:13]
• Natalie letting loose:
  “The most incredible version of Natalie I’ve ever seen in my child. It’s shocking.” – David [20:29]
• Jason’s drive:
  “It's like if you said to me, oh, Jay, do you want a million dollars or a new stand up act? ... I wouldn't [take the money].” [34:10]
• On missed business opportunities:
  “I invested into AMC. Lost all my money there...I’m the worst business person ever.” – David [06:41]
• Nightclub mishap:
  “I just put the camera down in the middle of the club… I never got it.” – David [25:17]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------|---------------| | Jason’s Cameo superfan & monetization | 00:24–05:57 | | Investments & missed business opportunities | 05:29–06:53 | | Wedding stories & near-accident road trip | 06:53–11:15 | | David’s utterly alone weekend, TV binge | 11:19–13:49 | | Reflections on weddings and love | 13:49–17:57 | | Natalie’s true personality, social scenes | 17:57–22:07 | | Rental car pranks and Tesla debacle | 22:07–24:51 | | The lost camera at the club | 24:53–28:40 | | Natalie’s Ferrari, material happiness | 31:56–36:27 | | Personalities: Stress and contentment | 36:03–39:25 |

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Tone and Style

• Conversational, irreverent, and self-deprecating: The hosts’ chemistry lends itself to teasing, laughter, and blunt honesty.
• Insightful under the humor: Their banter often leads to thoughtful, if sometimes accidental, exploration of deeper issues—loneliness, love, and the realities behind influencer culture.
• Candid and unvarnished: The group openly discusses money, mistakes, insecurities, and personal habits in a way that's relatable and engaging.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode captures what VIEWS does best: blending outrageous stories, pop culture modernity, and authentic vulnerability. David’s weekend alone becomes a lens into friendship, fulfillment, and the eternal search for connection, all delivered with the group’s signature wit, chaos, and heart.

Transcript

[A]

Views.

[B]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. What the is up, everybody?

[A]

What's up, David? What the is up with you, Natalie, Jason, and David.

[C]

What the is up with you guys?

[A]

Yo, my boy David on Mike 1. Let's go.

[B]

Welcome back to Views. Jay. What's new?

[A]

Yo, you know, we always talking about the hottest topics in here. Dialogue I was in, I've been getting. I don't get a lot of cameos.

[B]

Oh, you're on Cameo.

[A]

But there's one guy who has bought 32 consecutive weeks of cameos. Whoa. And I'm like, is he building a doc? Like, what?

[B]

Oh, that's funny. So Cameo is an app where, like, they basically give you a script of what to say.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It'll be like, hey, my friend David Dobrik. He really likes you. Can you just say happy birthday? Stuff like that?

[B]

Yeah. But what's interesting about Cameo is you'll have the camera on and the words will be on there like, it's karaoke. Yeah. Like a teleprompter. Sorry. Yeah, you'll be looking at it. That's so funny that I called it karaoke. I'm so funny.

[A]

No, it literally is like karaoke. It gives you a script.

[B]

It's called a teleprompter.

[A]

Teleprompter. But it's actually really nice. So it's like you can read what they are.

[B]

It's literally like, hi, Stacy here. You're not going through the best time right now.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So this guy asks you to do it 30 times.

[A]

But some people buy them to goof on the people too.

[C]

Right, of course.

[A]

So it's like. So he's. He literally is on his 30. I just did 32nd week.

[C]

What is he asking for? Is it different every time?

[A]

Every time it's different.

[B]

Wait, how much do you charge for one of these things?

[A]

I charge $75. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

[B]

Wait, wait. This guy 75 times three. That's.

[A]

And let me shout him out. His name's John.

[B]

$2,300.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah. And Cameo takes a cut. So it's like $56.

[B]

I understand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Jay has to explain that he's not making much. And then taxes, Dave, you have to think about taxes. So really, I'm left with, I need to borrow money.

[A]

Okay, $2,300. I'm Ro.

[B]

Okay, so $2,300. This one guy has sent you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And what is he asking you to do?

[A]

Every week it's a new question that's in my Wheelhouse. What was your favorite moment in the vlogs? Did you study comedy? Who are some of your favorite comedians? And he'll be like, jean Paul back for week 26. He's like, this time I want to know, what are your favorite comedies of all time? Can you rank them? Top five. And then I do it.

[B]

Wait, is Jean Paul his name?

[A]

Yeah, Jean Paul's his name. Sean Paul, John J, O, N. But I say Jean Paul.

[B]

That's amazing. So every week he gives you $75?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you're working, like a minimum wage job, that's like a day of work almost.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or it is. I guess so. So he. I mean, I don't know what he.

[A]

I make as much money on cameo as I do on Facebook.

[B]

Wait, that's crazy. This guy really likes you.

[A]

Yeah, but do you think he's, like, going to build, like, a. A dock or something? Like a vertical dock?

[B]

Like, what would the doc be if he's only at. Oh, that's interesting. Oh, like, you're being like, you're. You're being questioned for the doc.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, in the. I mean, like, as. As a confessional. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's really funny. But he.

[C]

Has he asked you anything, like, personal, like.

[A]

No, nothing salacious. Nothing personal, Nothing. You know, like, completely, like, above board.

[B]

Have you sent him any pictures, like, of you? Have you done a cameo in your underwear or anything weird?

[A]

Well, the last few have been in the bathtub.

[B]

Oh, well, that makes sense.

[A]

So, I don't know.

[B]

Are you allowed to sound kind of weird on cameo nudity?

[A]

No.

[B]

Like, if you're a porn star, you can't be like, you can't charge, like, a thousand dollars.

[C]

That's what OnlyFans is for.

[B]

I don't think you can do that. Oh, yeah, we can.

[C]

It's literally what the whole thing is for.

[B]

You're totally right. Damn, that's crazy. You know, I was approached. I know the cameo owners.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really well.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I was approached. What. How long ago? To invest in that. In that company?

[C]

Well, before I was even here.

[B]

Before Natalie. Like, way before. Like, I'm talk, like, first year of vlogging.

[A]

How much money did they want?

[B]

I have no idea. But. But it was like. But I don't even, like, I don't know. I don't like saying it publicly because there's, like, a definite answer, and they're probably listening to this and they're like, that's not what. We would have given you a lot less. But in my head, thinking back to it, this is a baby company. Like, I think I would have had, like, an actual percentage to 5% if I did it properly. But I personally never wanted to do cameos, so I thought it wouldn't work, which is so stupid. That's the kind of investor I was. I would get pitch shit all the time. You could come pitch me Uber, and I'd be like, well, I'd never take an Uber, so I don't want to invest. Like, it was so dumb. But, like, cameo is a fucking genius idea. Even though I would never, like, actually be on there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, given the cameos. But now it's worth, like, what's the valuation at? They sold it over a billion dollars. Over a billion dollar company.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, they crushed it. And what they do, I think now is, like, they'll, like. Which is genius. Like, let's say you're a fan of, like, Peppa Pig or some shit. They'll go to the people, the creators of Peppa Pig, they'll license it, and then parents will just buy Peppa Pig telling their kids shit all fucking day. So you'll have Peppa Pig going, go clean your room, and then you show it to the kids. The. The fucking parents just spent five bucks on it. The kid gets the room cleaned. The. Peppa Pig is AI generated or whatever. So, you know, I mean, everyone's happy. It's a cartoon. Yeah. And you can just crank those out. No one's having to record them.

[A]

I got offered a percentage in a. In a wine company when I started my podcast. And then I tasted it, and it was just awful.

[B]

Now when people ask me to invest, what do I do now?

[C]

You just say no.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

No.

[A]

Unless it's a movie.

[B]

There was a. There was a period in my life where I was just saying yes for, like, a couple of months because I was like, I got it.

[C]

There was. Yeah. We were being hit with several things, and you were just like, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[B]

Because I think it was actually cameo that made me rethink everything. I was like, okay, I obviously don't understand a fucking thing about business, so I'm just going to invest in anything that anybody offers me.

[A]

Is anything panned out so far doing well?

[B]

Charge Fuse is doing great. Yeah. And that's good. I invested in this thing called blooming tables.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I was just thinking of.

[A]

Flowers.

[B]

Is that doing well?

[C]

I'm not sure. No, it's like a table that there's glass, and then underneath the glass is, like. You can plant plants underneath it. So it's like a living table.

[B]

I have it. I know. It's beautiful. I have it. Where. When you walk in, where the keys are, like, right by the door. You've seen it. You could put, like, cactuses and, like, cool shrubs underneath the table. So I invested in that. I've invested in a bunch of, like, random seltzers.

[A]

In the world of AI, you went with blooming tables.

[B]

Well, this was not in the world of AI.

[A]

Well, that's where we're at now. Those are the things that are blowing up.

[B]

No, I know. This was, like, six years ago.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

But, yeah, no, I'm not the best investor. I mean, obviously, I invested into amc. Lost all my money there. Every time I invest, it's very, very bad. I'm the worst business person ever.

[A]

I went to a wedding this weekend.

[C]

Me, too.

[A]

How was it?

[C]

It was so fun.

[A]

I went and Naveen's brother picked us up from the airport. And he's like. I don't know. He's just, like, 28. Just a kid, you know. He's just, like, kind of. And he puts on kind of a tough.

[B]

Did you say Naveen's brother?

[A]

Yeah, Naveen's brother. Naveen's younger brother.

[B]

How old is he?

[A]

He's like 28.

[B]

Wait, that's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Why is that crazy? I had a brother and sister.

[B]

Two sisters. It's like a pretty big fact. Like, I don't know that she's a brother my age.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And so he puts on kind of, like, a hard act, you know? He's like, yo, what up, my boy? How's it going, dog? You know? So he picked us up from the airport, which was really nice. And he gets in the car and he's like, it's a nice car. It's a BMW. I'm like, this car's really nice. And he's like, yeah, yeah. You know. You know how I do it. You know, I got a lease.

[B]

No, he doesn't talk to me.

[A]

Yeah, he talks like. That's how he talks. And.

[B]

And.

[A]

And I'm like, what's going on in Houston? And he's like, you know, houston's my city. Houston's my city. Like that. And I'm like, oh, cool, cool. He's like. He's like, yo, I've been going to the gym, you know. Going to the gym. Getting those gains. He's like, calling up little Betty's. Calling up honeys. You know, I always got a girl coming to the spot. And then he's driving and then he goes.

[B]

He goes.

[A]

He goes, hey, hey, yo, I'm about to pass out. I got pulled over. He had taken his zen in his mouth. He's like driving on the highway and he's like, yo, I gotta pull over, man. I'm about to pass out.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

I'm about to pass out. And Naveen's like. And he's like, mahmoud. Mahmoud. Like, what? What's going on?

[B]

What's going on?

[A]

He's like, yeah, hey.

[B]

I kept.

[A]

My eyes are closer. I can't see straight, dog.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

And. And we're like, what?

[C]

What?

[B]

What?

[A]

What? She's like, just pull the car over. Pull the car over. So he pulls over and he's like, yo. He's like, damn, I think I had one too many Zen, man.

[B]

Oh, that's really.

[A]

And then I had to get out and drive. It was so funny. It's such a switch.

[B]

Does he ever. Did he drop the act after that or was he nice in the backseat?

[A]

He's like, yo, I'm sorry about that, guys. You know.

[B]

You don't think he'll ever listen to this?

[A]

Yeah, no, I don't think he could listen. He can hear it. We're talking about it all weekend. And then. So then I had to drive and he was making fun of me when I drove.

[B]

That's really.

[A]

I guess I call out like every exit when I drive.

[B]

That's really funny. Wait, what wedding did you go to?

[A]

It's just Naveed's cousin. Big Lebanese wedding. 350 people.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Damage. A lot of dancing.

[A]

Yeah, they came out with. With the swords and.

[B]

With swords.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Like traditional Middle Eastern wedding.

[B]

Guys, I'm super excited to see. I'm super excited to see the Great Big Cow perform one day. That's Jason's child's band.

[A]

GBC.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

GBC.

[B]

GBC. And whenever that happens, I hope Seatgeek is still there because, I mean, come on. SE is the best way to buy tickets. They have 35 million downloads. It's the number one rated ticketing app. Let that sink in. There are more than 70,000 events listed on SE including concerts, sports, festivals and more. Right now. You get tickets. This is saying right now, so maybe in the future. Great.

[A]

B.

[B]

But as of now. Tate McCrae. Doi Renee. Rap. Somber Jonas Brothers. Damn.

[A]

I'm going to see Halsey Thursday night with Natalie.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Double date.

[B]

Natalie and her are close friends.

[A]

Yes, they are.

[B]

Not really. They've only met once.

[A]

Yeah, but they seem like they were sisters when they met.

[B]

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[A]

That wasn't me.

[B]

What the fuck is somebody flirting with me from the SeatGeek team.

[A]

Someone's messing with you on the sneak geek team.

[B]

That's literally written into the ad read. And the ad read looks as normal as.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

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[A]

Is there a phone number there?

[B]

No. Okay, that's. It's. That's 10% off tickets with promo code views 10. Make sure you click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. And if you want, David, I'll come over tonight and fuck your brains out. What the fuck is this? I have. Okay, that one I made up. Thank you. Seeking code views10 for 10% off tickets on Seeking. Again, that's views10 for 10% off tickets On Seatgeek. Go, guys, go. This week was the only week I have been alone in the house.

[A]

Oh, for.

[B]

I don't know. And I'm not exaggerating. This is like. I don't think I've been alone maybe like four or five years. Yeah, it was crazy.

[A]

Where was everybody?

[B]

You were gone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You were at a wedding. Natalie was at a wedding.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

John was in Portland.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Alex was DJing in Santa Monica for two nights. So he was gone. And Ilya doesn't live here.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And no one else was here at all. It was fucking wild. Two days by myself. I could not believe how difficult it was for me. I mean, I was just walking back and forth. It was. I watched.

[A]

What did you do? What did you do exactly?

[B]

Well, I, I. Well, first I sat out in the living room, and then I was like, okay, I'm gonna try to use the movie room. I've never used it, so I'm gonna go watch it, but I'm gonna go put on a movie. And I sat down into the movie room right where we are right now. I sat down. And then Alex came back from DJing at like 11pm yeah. And Alex left me there in the movie room. And he goes, he comes in, I'm like, al. And he goes, you're still in the fucking movie room. It was nine hours later.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I was sitting in the movie room, and the movie was still. I was still about to hit play on it because I got so sidetracked with TikTok that I just got sucked in on my phone for nine hours. I was swiping away. I didn't even nap. I was just laying there for that long, said nothing to do. It was fucking wild. And then. And then he was so confused. I was like, yeah, I don't know. I've just been here. Time has, like, flown by. I have no idea what's going on. Was like, okay, I should probably start the movie. And then I hit the movie. I pressed play, and then the movie room, like, fucking malfunctioned or something. Froze, like, six minutes in. And then I just went upstairs and I went to bed. That was my whole day. That was my whole day. And then the next day, same thing happened. Alex had to go DJ completely home alone. And I watched. I watched. I watched this movie called Gods in Exodus with Christian Bale. Yeah, it's where he plays Moses.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I watched an episode of Gossip Girl because it just came on right away. I've never seen. I was like, okay, let me give this a shot. And then I watched this movie called Relay, which is really interesting. And then I watched the movie the Martian with Matt Damon, like, straight in a row. I was just sat in bed. I had nothing to do. I've never done anything like this in my entire life.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Weren't people coming by to play pickleball?

[B]

No, no one came by. Nothing. I pickleballed with Jay Shetty in the morning. The first day Jay Shetty came by. I love that guy. Hung out with him for a little, and then he left. And then I was just solo dolo. I was just, like, just doing it.

[C]

Just raw dog in the day. All by yourself.

[A]

What did you think about that? Being by yourself just made me realize.

[B]

How much I need somebody. Like, not even, like, a friend, but, like, I just need to, like, fudgeing. Find somebody to like. Like, I could have easily done that with a significant other. Like, just, like, cuddle with. I love cuddling. I'm such a cuddler. Okay. How was your wedding? Sorry?

[C]

Oh, my wedding was great. It was one of my high school girlfriend. My last high school girlfriend is officially married. I am officially the last single one.

[B]

Last as it was written.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Any guys?

[C]

No, Nothing. Not a single one. Everybody there was like, like married. Really married. Everybody at the wedding was married. There were like, no single men. Yeah, that was interesting.

[A]

What do you. Sometimes when I look at weddings, I go, this is so silly.

[C]

I know. Like the theatrics of it all, like, is a little.

[B]

I think it's silly.

[A]

They had it. But I mean like the wedding is fine. But like they had a horse at this one. The horse brought her 10ft and then the horse was done.

[B]

You know what actually don't get?

[A]

I don't get that. And then there was like a lot of pictures. And like the pictures went on for like a couple.

[C]

But I also think that we just have such a different perspective because we've experienced so much in our lifetime. And I mean, I don't know who.

[B]

These people sing a horse. The most extravagant thing ever, but I.

[C]

Used to think like that.

[A]

Like, I used to think, oh, right, right, right, right.

[B]

I want the horse. Cuz the big deal.

[C]

Yes. I'm like, this is my day. I'm getting a horse. I'm getting fireworks. I'm getting all this.

[B]

And now we think it's like a little tacky, like too much.

[C]

Now I'm like, I just want to sit down and no, I don't. I want to party my ass off. But like, I just like, I think about it differently now. Like, I don't think about it that intensely because I've experienced so much the.

[B]

Way I experienced the way I've experienced love once. Let me take you back, guys. Let me take you back down memory lane.

[A]

Jealous, man.

[B]

What do you mean jealous? You're jealous.

[C]

I said, tell us.

[B]

Have you been in love?

[C]

Of course.

[B]

I don't think so.

[C]

I just feel like he loves to tell me this.

[A]

I just like, why could you say that to somebody? You asked me that today too. If I've been in love.

[B]

Yeah, but I didn't say, no, you haven't.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Sounds like somebody wants to be in love.

[B]

I love being in love. I think it's so crazy because you just become the fucking biggest loser. Like you're writing poems, you're getting Hallmark cards. And like. And not because you like need to do it, but just because it's right. You're just like, I feel this. I need to write a poem right now. I need to rhyme things and tell her how much I love her and rhyme things.

[A]

I used to write Naveen poems.

[B]

It's just so, so. And it's like. And you love doing it and you're just so happy to See them, read it, and you're like, do you like what I did? And, like, a little, like, I don't know. I love that shit. It's so weird. It's like the most unexplainable emotion because it's like. It's like. It's the cheesiest thing ever. It's the cheesiest fucking thing. And that's why, that's why, like, when you're saying, like, you don't really get weddings. I don't know. I like, I really, I really get them. But I also do think that, like, a wedding that's less extravagant, like, would really do it for me. Like, just like a wedding. Even if it's just like the two of you and you go off and you have like, the most romantic, like, honeymoon getaway type thing, I think that's a good wedding too.

[C]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

But I also don't think a wedding.

[C]

Can you tell me why you think I've never been in love?

[B]

Let me keep going. I also think. I also don't think.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's dive into it.

[B]

Can I say one more thing about this wedding? I also don't think a wedding. And this is, this is. I'm tying this into a personal experience right now because Ilya is having his 30th birthday birthday party, right? And he doesn't want to. He doesn't want to celebrate being 30. And, like, and I said this, and I think we all thought I was kidding. I was even, like, kidding in the moment, but I was like, that's selfish.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it kind of does. Do you know, do you kind of agree that, like, I know it's his birthday, but, like, we want to celebrate you? And, like, I think same things with weddings. Like, I think weddings, they are for the bride and then for the groom, but I also think they're for everybody. Like, they're for everybody to, like, celebrate you. So I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where I'm going with that.

[A]

You brought it back to Ilya. Birthday is different than a wedding, right?

[B]

Yeah, a little bit different, but I think that's what I was tying it to. I actually don't know why I was saying that. But do you agree with that? That, that notion that, like.

[C]

Yeah, no, I do. I definitely. I mean, the.

[B]

Do you think Elias Dick for not wanting to do.

[C]

Of course, that's all about you. Can we backtrack for a second? Can you explain to me why you think I've never been in love.

[B]

Do you know what I love about the new Porsche Taycan? Why I think you've never been in love?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's unpack. It's the same reason that you've never seen me in a relationship. It's not actually based on any, like, fact. It's just like, I've never seen you. I've never seen you gush over anybody. I've just seen you, like, just, like, do the motions of, like, a relationship.

[A]

I don't think she'll show that side to you.

[B]

That's all I'm saying. I've just never seen it, so I can't, like.

[C]

Yeah, you don't really allow for that side of me to, like, blossom, and you're gonna be like, Natalie. What the fuck are you saying?

[A]

Maybe Natalie's a very interesting person without you.

[B]

I'm trying to think, what is that?

[A]

It's like, she's interesting with you, but you get a different side of Natalie when you're not around.

[B]

Yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what is that exactly?

[A]

It's her real being.

[B]

She's allowed to come out. You've gotten that real being throughout.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's almost shocking when you get it. Like, I can't think of an exact place, but, like, I've definitely gone somewhere and you're not there. Maybe, like, over Covid, like, when we were all kind of separated a little bit. And, like, you see Natalie.

[B]

Is it like, when you go, like, a farm?

[A]

Yeah, if you go to a farm. Or maybe, like, Natalie, like, throws, like, a party and you're not there. I've been to, like, Natalie birthday parties, and you're not there. For whatever reason, you're not there. Maybe you come later that first hour that you're not there.

[C]

It's incredible.

[A]

Yeah, you're, like. You're like, oh, my God. She has, like. She's, like, really sweet, and she has, like, feelings and, like.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And she's, like, trying to make sure everyone has a good time, and it's. It's kind of cute.

[B]

No, the best way to explain that, Natalie, as much as I take full responsibility for. For her being stressed out when I'm around is. Is when she's drunk.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I remember Mike and Nick, like, we're, like, so iffy about Natalie. And as, like, people that have never, like, gotten to hang out Natalie, they don't understand that she's, like, the fucking best.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

The. The. I was fucking 10 toes down the best person to go out with the best. Thank you. Like, just, like, so accommodating to everybody. First of all, it's impossible go out without her. Like. Like, it's just like, she came to Mike's bachelor party, right? Like, that's just how, like, important she was. Yeah. But, like, yeah, Mike and Mike went out with her in Paris, and they stayed out 7, 8 in the morning riding bikes to the Eiffel Tower.

[C]

We're not going back to the rooms.

[B]

Get on a scooter, and it's just like, oh, yeah. Riding lime scooters or whatever. Whatever it was. And, like, that is, like, Natalie. Like, Natalie will just, like, the way she locks in with you when she's drunk. It's. It's like she's on coke. Like, it is. She, like, just will talk your ear off in a kitchen. And, like, not, like, an annoying way. She'll, like, completely listen to you and, like, be so invested in whatever you have to say. It is the most incredible version of Natalie I've ever seen in my child. It's shocking.

[A]

Why? Because she's just there to have a good time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I know her pretty well, and I talk to her every day. Like, even sometimes when, like, we're drunk. And, like, it's very hard for me to be in a good drunk mood because, like, I don't function like her. Like, alcohol just, like, puts me to sleep, or I just, like, want to get out of here, want to go home.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But, like, there'll be moments where she'll be talking. I'll be like, this is really fun. And I'll be, like, shocked. I was like, I talk to her every day, but, like, I'm, like, really locked in right now.

[A]

Am I in love with her?

[B]

No, no, no. It's not like that. It's just, like, she's a really good friend. Yeah. What? What? Why are you laughing?

[C]

It's just funny. She just. Good friend.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know.

[C]

We should. We should make it a little chore. Natalie coming to your city soon for.

[B]

A little party tour.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

I'll open up.

[C]

You guys can do the Views podcast, and then I'll do the after party with everybody.

[B]

Yeah, but you're. You're. You. Yeah, you got. You have to, like, that would be so, like, a group of four or five people.

[C]

What do you mean? To go out with.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Or so I feel comfortable.

[B]

Yeah, because you. No, you. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, you're good when, like, the pressure's off and you're, like, turned off. Like, that's what you need.

[C]

Oh, okay, I see.

[B]

Like, you can't just be like, that'll be work if you're doing a tour.

[A]

Yeah. We can't bring David with us.

[C]

That's fair. That's fair.

[A]

It has to just be me and you.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Because he's always in a bad mood.

[C]

I know it's.

[B]

And I'm not always in a bad mood.

[C]

You're like.

[A]

You were in New York. You're a bad mood that day.

[B]

I don't like leaving.

[C]

Okay, well, just shut the fuck up and let everyone else enjoy it.

[A]

When we couldn't get the Tesla, you're upset.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, Jay. When we couldn't get the Tesla, losing my.

[A]

That was so funny because we woke up that morning and I was like, now he's like, I'm banned from Turo. Which I thought was so funny, and I was like, okay, I'll come back and help.

[B]

You were banned from all those stupid apps.

[C]

Apparently people don't like when we give away Teslas.

[B]

That's why you're banned.

[C]

Yeah, because we wrapped the Tesla dispo green.

[B]

That's so fucking funny.

[C]

There's no damage to it.

[B]

That's so funny. You did that. That's crazy. That's why you're banned from Turo.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Did you hear this?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Well, you were asleep.

[C]

I was hearing about this, like, 9am trying to figure it out, and I couldn't. I can't even call Turo. Like, my number is complet blocked from the entire program.

[A]

They've erased you.

[B]

Natalie took a Tesla when we were giving away a dispoker. So, like, when we. When we do. When we do car. When we do car giveaways. Yeah, Always. Every time you see a car, like, in the driveway or whatever, they're all rented cars. So then when the person actually wins it, they get to decide, do you want the money or do you want the car? Some people want. Want money over cars, which totally makes sense. So none of those cars are purchased yet, so we rent the cars. So Natalie rented a car, and we were doing a dispo giveaway at the time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So you took the rental and you wrapped it green. Yeah. That's fucking crazy.

[C]

I had no other choice. I didn't know what I was doing.

[B]

Did you tell them?

[C]

No.

[B]

Oh, that's really. Oh, I remember this. And then their app. Their app was. Their Tesla app was like, yo, your car's in a body shop.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Being taken apart. That's crazy. Yeah. You should be banned from Turo.

[C]

It wasn't being taken apart. They were just putting the sticker on.

[B]

No, not taking apart, but, like, all the doors were open.

[C]

Yeah. And the Tesla has little cameras all around it. So I, like, saw the people. Whatever. I mean, the guy, I don't even think complained or really knew one of the guys. Because we did it to three Teslas at the time. We had three Teslas we were bringing around everybody's homes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

One of the guys ended up. He loved it so much. He was like, fuck, yeah, I have one of the green dispo Teslas. And he kept the wrap for, like, ever.

[A]

Wait, you gave the car back with the wrap on it?

[C]

Well, he want. He.

[B]

No, he noticed it before.

[C]

Yeah, he noticed it and he's like.

[B]

Can I keep the green? Yeah, it's really funny.

[C]

But I guess whoever I got the car from did not.

[A]

Wasn't.

[B]

Did not appreciate that you took his $30,000 car and wrapped it green.

[C]

There was no damage or anything.

[B]

No, I understand. I know that you'd cover it if it wasn't, but I think that's a pretty crazy thing to do. We were at the club the other day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was so drunk. And, like, I never really do this, but I was just like. I had my camera. Cause I was, like, gonna try to vlog, which is impossible. Cause I was drunk. But I did get one bit with Zane. So I took the SD card out, I put it in my pocket, and I just put the camera down in the middle of the club. I was like, I'm gonna come get it after.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

I never got it. I never got the camera. Just left it there. Completely lost.

[A]

Did you get drunk?

[B]

Obliterated.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I left him. He was being so annoying. I was just like. I gotta go.

[A]

You left him because he was so drunk?

[B]

Yeah, I wasn't. I was not being annoying. I wasn't even near you. What are you talking about? We weren't even with each other.

[C]

I wasn't even with you.

[B]

You're right. That's crazy.

[C]

No, I could just, like, send. Say, like. I know, like, once you get.

[B]

We were literally in different rooms.

[C]

No, but at the start, we were, like, together. It started at the dinner where you were, like, drinking. And then we went down for drinks downstairs. And, like, David starts, like, when he, like, gets drunk. He starts, like, just asking me, like, to do random things that, like, are not necessary.

[A]

Like what?

[C]

But he just, like, feels the need to, like, ask me to do things there. He. He wanted me to, like, go outside. I was like, fully in the middle of a conversation with somebody.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And David was like, nat, I need you to go outside and get the camera. And I was like, okay. And we're not vlogging at this place. You can't even.

[B]

This isn't a crazy ask.

[C]

No, this wasn't that bad.

[B]

He had to go home. It's a members club. Natalie's a member. My camera is in my car that I'm letting Heath take home because he's sober.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm like, nat, can you go outside because you're the member. Can you go out and grab the camera and. And either bring it in or move it because he's taking the car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's not that crazy.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

No, that wasn't that crazy.

[B]

Are you just making shit? Did you just make up, like, the worst night ever with me? You're like. You're a fucking piece of shit.

[C]

I don't know. I actually think it's just, like, PTSD from, like.

[B]

No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a good drunk. I'm not fun.

[C]

He's just, like, annoying. Like, he just. He's just. He starts, like, wandering like a fucking lost zombie, Like a lost puppy. And I don't want to have to, like, look for you. I don't have to take care of you. I don't have to worry about, like, where the fuck is David? Is he drunk in a corner somewhere? Or did he, like, make it home, you know?

[B]

Yeah. And I'm like, really? Like, I'm not, like, the highest energy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm like. And then. Oh.

[C]

And then. And then he, like, when he starts to get drunk, he's like, let's go here, let's go there. And I'm just like. I'm content where I'm at. But then he's like, we have to go.

[B]

Like, oh, yeah. The second I feel a little bit buzzed, I have to start moving.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or else I'm gonna fall asleep. That is when I get annoying. That's like, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. Or if there was dancing or anything that I'd stay. But there usually never is an LA club. Anyway. Then the next day, I had to order a new camera.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And the camera I use is a Canon 80D. It doesn't exist anymore because they discontinued it. It's just been a while. But it's a very specific camera. Because the mic. Let me explain it to you for the people that like the technical side of things the Canon 80D is the only 80D. There's now a 90D and maybe even 100D. I don't even know what's come out since then. But the 80D is the only one that has two or multidirectional mics on the top of the camera. So when I'm vlogging, it's perfect. Cause the mics aren't only pointed to one way. So if, like, Jason's standing behind me and he says something, I catch what he says perfectly. Whereas the 90D doesn't have the best, like, omnidirectional mics or whatever.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So I'm only catching what's in front of me. So I always get the add. And Taylor had to, like, order the add from, like, a random guy on Facebook Marketplace, and I think she paid him using, like, either my credit card or my Venmo. And he goes, oh, my God, this is for David Dobrik. Like, I bought this camera, like, seven years ago because of David Dobrik, because I wanted to start vlogging, and I never got around to it, and now I'm selling it to David. Like, how crazy is that?

[C]

That's really cool.

[B]

It's, like, really funny. Yeah. Full circle for that camera. So now my new vlog camera is. Has. Has reached its destiny.

[A]

How are the vlogs going?

[B]

So good. Bangers.

[C]

Bangers.

[B]

I'm good.

[A]

You happy doing it?

[B]

I'm really, really excited about the next one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, actually, I've filmed nothing for the next one, so there's just one bit that I really enjoyed. My mom's finally in it. It's really exciting. We surprised her with her favorite celebrity that's coming out Wednesday. Next Wednesday. And then I'm really excited about that, but that type of stuff is so hard to come by, you know? So, like, we had that bit, and I'm really excited to put that out there.

[A]

Do you see that text I sent you about the Roadster?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I have a friend.

[B]

I don't know if I believe it.

[A]

I have a friend who just.

[B]

Huge news.

[A]

I have a friend named Dennis who does Tesla content. Really great guy. Remember when I brought the cybertruck over here?

[B]

Yes. He was, like, one of the first people have a cybertruck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And so he sent me a text. He said, rumor that the Roadster is coming out. Q1.

[C]

That'd be crazy.

[B]

Insanity. Yeah, you're telling me. Yeah, it's crazy.

[A]

What will you do?

[B]

So, guys, the Roadster is a car I bought full price. Seven years ago. Eight years ago.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I paid $250,000, eight years for it. If you're a fan of the podcast, this is probably our most repeated story ever. This is like a big, ongoing thing and apparently it's coming.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's been supposed to come out for seven, eight years.

[A]

Will you sell it?

[B]

Well, Tesla does this weird thing where if you sell it within the first two years, they sue you. Oh, you have to, like, sign something. That was for the cybertruck. I think it would be very rude of Tesla to do that with this car.

[A]

Because you've waited so long.

[B]

Because you've. It's not waiting. It's the fact that Tesla tied up $250,000 of mine for eight years. Like, that's crazy. That should be like. Cuz, like, yeah, if it was Tesla stock, It'd be like $10 million now. Like, that should be. You should have full rain. If, like, if the roadster comes out, I have a feeling it's gonna go for double, maybe triple on the market.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And I do think that it will be. I'll probably make a video with it, drive it around the city. I don't know, see what the price they're going for. Maybe sell it if it's not illegal. If Tesla gives me, like, some weird embargo, then I won't. But I am also really excited. And at this point in my head, it's like a free car because that money's been gone for so long. So I don't know. What do you think? Shaky. You better sell it.

[A]

If you can sell it for triple, you should sell it.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. I could kind of see that. Probably buy it back in like two years.

[A]

Speaking of cars, not. How's your Ferrari?

[C]

Oh, it's incredible.

[A]

I think you should take it back.

[C]

I know. You keep telling me that I need to return it.

[B]

Natalie's absolutely no buyer's remorse. Jason's like. Jason's like, doubling down onto her.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Natalie's like, I've asked her. Like, I was like, so how do you think about the car? Like, now that everything's done? She's like, it's incredible. Hell, yeah. Like, no buyers remorse.

[A]

Every time you get in it, you're psyched.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, I've had that with cars, I guess.

[C]

I mean, it's like. It's like just the best looking, best driving. And the like, the best part about it is, like, I had. I mean, I was planning to buy a car, but I had no intention of getting that Car. And it just ended up being per. Like, I really. I know I said this in the video that I felt like the stars were aligning or whatever, but everything just happened perfectly that day. But I really feel like it did.

[B]

You really. You, like, starting to send me a bunch of car things now, too?

[C]

Well, now I'm getting a bunch of cars on my feed because I, like, must know that I have a car.

[B]

I was thinking. I was. I asked this to Alex the other day. I was like, why is it that I enjoy materialistic things so much? Like, Like, I. My goals in my life are, like, set on milestones of, like, I can't wait to get this watch or I can't wait to get this car. And, like. And, like, when I watch a lot of billionaires being interviewed, a lot of the consensus is always, like, money doesn't. When you get all this stuff, you realize what is it for.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But every time I get a new thing, I love it to pieces. Every single watch I've ever gotten, I cherish so much. Like, I'll just. I'll just stare at it when I'm in my room. Like, I just love it. I love material. I just. I think they're so cool. And I was wondering. And Alex brought up a good point. It's like, well, maybe because you're like. Maybe because I'm fulfilled in so many other places. Like, like, I'm, like, really fulfilled. Like, friendship has never been a concern in my head.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I've never. I've been very lucky where I've never been.

[A]

Like, you're fulfilled creatively.

[B]

Yeah. And I'm never, like. But I've never, like, I've never not had a great group of friends. I've always had the best group of friends. And, like, the best growing up experience were, like, the real things. Like, my group of friends was so great that it. That it fueled my job. Do you mean so, like. I don't know. I feel like maybe that's why I, like a. Like, a little bit of a skewed word perception and why I still love materialistic things so much.

[A]

Because you have everything else.

[B]

It's because I have the other things, and I'm so grateful for that. So lucky.

[A]

You're so lucky. Why?

[B]

You look like you're about to kill me. He looks like.

[A]

No, no, no. I mean, like, something like that is. Is really means a lot to me. Like, like, it's like when you. When you gave Alex the chance to be a dj, it's not like, you know what I Mean, it's like that phrase, like, you know, you give a man.

[B]

Yeah. You teach a man how to fish.

[A]

Yeah, I teach a man how to fish. Yeah. He fished forever. Like, that to me is like, that really gets me going.

[C]

Mm.

[A]

It's like if you said to me, oh, Jay, do you want a million dollars or a new stand up act? You know what I mean?

[B]

You take the million.

[A]

No, I wouldn't.

[B]

Really?

[A]

No, I wouldn't.

[B]

So what's your point?

[A]

My point is that those.

[B]

Because that's. That almost sounds backwards, though.

[A]

My point is, is that that's what I'm taking from that story is like, it's like, oh, that, that's. That's the thing that gets me really jazzed. Like, good friends and like having like a creative being fulfilled creatively. I mean, it's everything.

[B]

Oh, wow. That's what you took from the story.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

It's everything. And it allows you to enjoy more expensive things.

[B]

Like, let's see. I see that. I see.

[A]

Let's say. Let's say I hit the lottery tomorrow and I'm like, I got a Ferrari and I get a nice house. Would I. Would I be fulfilled? Would I be happy? You know what I mean?

[B]

I mean, I think that. I think it's like when I lived. I don't know you what? I don't know you personally, but yes, I would be off the his egg. I'd be.

[A]

Yeah, because you've done so much already.

[B]

I guess I don't.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, if you had never.

[B]

But if I was you, I'd be like, not only do I have a wife, but I have an ex wife and I have two kids. Like, I'd be like, I would. I don't know, I'm just like, pretty good at seeing the positive in things. And like, I feel like if I. I think you're like a perpetually, like, always, like, concerned and, like, worried.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you're like your mother. Like, you're just always stressed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I think that's why maybe the lottery wouldn't alleviate everything for you. But I don't know. I. I don't know. I don't take words out of your mouth.

[A]

Well. It's kind of like when I was my first marriage, like, everything was fine, but I wasn't happy. I wanted to go out different. I wanted to go out and do something.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I wanted to accomplish something.

[B]

Okay. But yeah, okay, now we're getting into, like a little bit of a different. But okay, I guess you're saying that, like, that I've accomplished everything I've wanted to. Where I can find the joy in this materialist space.

[A]

Yeah, maybe.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I could see that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I wish I was better. I wish I was, like, less concerned. I just live such a. I can't.

[B]

Wait till you go to heaven, dude. Or wherever you are.

[A]

Oh, my God. I saw someone die the other day, bro.

[B]

Jesus is gonna be like, dude, you're a fucking freak, bro. That's how he's gonna talk to you. He's like, you're fucking weird. Why are you always stressed? Why are you. Look at you. And then he's gonna play back a video of you walking into my house all stressed and shit with your laptop and your coffee almost. Look how fucking crazy you look. I tried to tell you through David when he made fun of you, but you just didn't understand.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Yeah. No, I think. I think you gotta.

[A]

What did I do today when I walked in?

[B]

Just looked so. It looked like there was a tornado chasing you. It's like. It's like we've been yelling at you for, like, six hours to get over to the house.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Where the are you, Jay? Where the fuck are you? Like, your kids are being tied up in here. Like, it's like, literally, like the craziest thing was going on. That was the look on your face.

[A]

It's hard for me because when I come over here, it's like there's other things that aren't happening in my life. You know what I mean? That's what's hard about it.

[B]

There's other things that aren't happening in your life.

[A]

It's like, I have other things that I have to do to make money. So when I come over here, I'm.

[B]

Harried, but this is all this. You're just, like, kind of just explaining. You know what I mean? You are glad you will forever. Forever. Forever. Forever. You have been damned for eternity as glass half empty. Nothing will ever resolve it. Ever. I'm so sorry to say.

[A]

The lottery.

[B]

The lottery will do nothing for a man like you but bring you more problems. I'm so sorry, but there's nothing. It's just. It is what it is. I mean, am I right or am I right? You will find a way to take the lottery and spin it and be like, I cannot believe I am paying the government $140 million for taxes. Like, it's just. It's just. It's just how you are, which is. Which I think it's great because it's gotten you to where you are and that's why you're so hard working.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it's like it's never. It's never enough and like, you got to keep going. And you're one of the most hard working people I've ever met. So I think it's a blessing and a curse. Yeah, but. But I think you would. You're gonna have that forever unless you go get hypnotized or something. I mean, am I right or am I. I'm being a little bit dramatic for the sake of the pod.

[C]

Yeah, I am.

[A]

I've been trying to be more carefree. The day we vlogged on Sunday, I was carefree.

[B]

I don't remember what happened. Where were we? Where were we?

[C]

We vlogged.

[A]

The day you said I was acting weird.

[B]

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

[A]

Oh, the day I was in a good mood.

[B]

Oh, that day.

[A]

Like the robot day.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes. You were acting so weird and you were like, it's cause I went on a run this morning. I was like, that's not it. There's something else. I still don't know what it is. Maybe it was the run. But. Yeah, no, that was like a.

[A]

No, that was me, like, making a choice. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna be.

[B]

That was like, hang out, Jason.

[A]

Carefree.

[B]

But yeah, it was like. It was like, oh, we're gonna go see a movie. Let's go.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And like. And I think you've always said something like, when my kids, like, go to college, I'll be blah, blah, blah. But like, I think it's like you. You just remind me of myself in terms of like when I said. When I said I was gonna start working out more, when I'd build this Price Picks gym here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Bunch of bullshit. I haven't fucking touched it yet. But like, yeah, I don't know.

[A]

You lost everything, huh? You lost all your gains.

[B]

Yeah, I've really lost my muscle.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I want to get back into working out. A lot of people are using the gym, which I'm stoked about. It's almost like. Almost too many people. It's not like a private gym anymore. It's like a public gym.

[A]

Well, you invite literally everyone to go over and use it. You just did it.

[B]

No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I want people to use it. Makes me feel so good about it. Investing in it and spending all that money if it's being used. Yeah.

[A]

You can't be down at Ralph's, like, come by and work out anytime you want.

[B]

No. Yeah. I mean, there are people. I've literally. I have no idea who they are.

[A]

I walk in there, I don't know who anybody is.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No idea.

[A]

I walked in there the other day, I got a dirty look, and I was like, okay.

[B]

That'S really funny. Yeah, no, it's. It's tough out here, man. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for this podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you, Jason Nash, for being here, taking some time, relaxing with us, unwinding a little bit. Natalie, thanks for being the best friend ever.

[A]

Thanks, Dave. Okay, thanks for being here.

[B]

We'll see you guys later. Bye.