Natalie Caught David Crying (TBT)

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash – Episode: Natalie Caught David Crying (TBT) | Released April 3, 2025

In this Throwback Thursday episode of "VIEWS," hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash delve into a blend of humorous anecdotes, personal stories, and light-hearted banter, all while featuring their friend Natalie Mariduena. The episode showcases their contrasting personalities and the dynamics of their relationships, providing listeners with an entertaining glimpse behind the scenes of their lives.

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1. Halloween Party Antics

Timestamp: 02:46 – 06:05

David kicks off the episode by recounting his experience at a lavish Halloween party held at one of LA’s most extravagant homes. The event featured immersive games disguised within the festivities, where guests could collect coins for prizes.

David Dobrik (03:00): "It's probably like a 30, 40 million dollar home. It's like, it's huge."

David explains how the game was seamlessly integrated into the party, making the experience unique and engaging. He highlights his friend Jonah’s relentless pursuit of coins, ultimately leading Jonah to win a symbolic rock after amassing nine coins.

David Dobrik (05:19): "Isn't that crazy? Isn't that fucking crazy?"

The story underscores the hosts' appreciation for creative party setups and their friends' competitive spirits.

2. Jason Receives a Death Threat

Timestamp: 06:05 – 08:02

Jason shares a startling personal experience where he received a death threat via Instagram while in New York City. The threat was ominous, citing his family members, which understandably left Jason feeling terrified.

Jason Nash (06:09): "We know where your hotel is. We're gonna come kill you."

David reacts with disbelief, prompting a deeper discussion about online harassment and its impact on public figures.

David Dobrik (07:26): "That's really scary."

In a surprising twist, David reveals that he was the one who sent the threat to Jason when he was out of town, adding a layer of irony and showcasing their playful yet edgy friendship.

3. Visiting a Porn Star – Emily Willis

Timestamp: 08:03 – 14:33

The conversation shifts to a recent visit to Emily Willis, a well-known porn star, where the trio was invited to observe a filming session. Natalie shares her mixed feelings about the experience, noting the professionalism and comfort Emily brought to the set.

Natalie Mariduena (11:32): "It's interesting because I went out and I was trying to, like, talk to my friends and like, explain like, what I had done during the day."

David and Jason discuss the differences between professional performances and genuine interactions, emphasizing the artistic aspect of porn compared to casual perceptions.

Jason Nash (13:24): "It's the same exact thing. It's like you come in, you do these moves, and somebody... it's the same thing."

4. Encounters with Magician David Blaine

Timestamp: 14:33 – 20:35

David shares his experiences hanging out with legendary magician David Blaine. From motorcycle rides to impromptu magic tricks, David illustrates Blaine’s enigmatic personality juxtaposed with his impressive magical prowess.

David Dobrik (15:48): "I think I have to say David Blaine."

Jason humorously critiques David’s attempts at magic, revealing the playful rivalry between them.

Jason Nash (18:32): "When David Blaine does it, I'm like, oh, man. Did he come stick the four spades on the hood of the Tesla before it got here?"

The segment highlights the hosts' admiration for Blaine while maintaining their signature humor.

5. Roast Battle with Natalie Mariduena

Timestamp: 21:48 – 43:58

The episode culminates in a spirited roast battle featuring David, Jason, and Natalie. This segment showcases their quick wit and the underlying warmth of their friendships despite the jabs.

David Dobrik (22:02): "Natalie, if I had a dollar for how stupid you were, I'd have so much money I could buy you another house."

Natalie Mariduena (22:17): "You know what you have? Ugly face."

The battle intensifies as Natalie challenges the hosts' emotional expressions, particularly targeting David's stoicism.

Jason Nash (36:04): "I'm using a ton of words right now. And David's so confused. I just use void and bereft. And he's like, fuck, I got to look that shit up."

A humorous yet touching exchange unfolds as Natalie accuses the hosts of emotional disconnects, leading to playful denial and exaggerated storytelling about David supposedly crying.

David Dobrik (36:31): "Yeah. She came into my arms and I held her."

Natalie Mariduena (36:50): "I didn't cry, though. I didn't."

The segment wraps up with laughter and a reaffirmation of their bond, despite the teasing.

6. Closing Remarks and Final Stories

Timestamp: 43:58 – 44:39

As the episode draws to a close, Jason and David engage in final banter, reflecting on their dynamic and teasing each other about future endeavors.

Jason Nash (43:37): "Maybe your plug of America's musical family, because that'll make fucking sense because it'll be canceled."

David Dobrik (44:11): "It'll be online forever."

They conclude the episode with light-hearted comments, maintaining the show’s signature energy and humor.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• David Dobrik (03:00): "It's probably like a 30, 40 million dollar home. It's like, it's huge."

• Jason Nash (06:09): "We know where your hotel is. We're gonna come kill you."

• David Dobrik (07:26): "That's really scary."

• Natalie Mariduena (11:32): "I just blacked out that entire."

• Jason Nash (18:32): "When David Blaine does it, I'm like, oh, man. Did he come stick the four spades on the hood of the Tesla before it got here?"

• Natalie Mariduena (22:17): "You know what you have? Ugly face."

• Jason Nash (36:04): "I'm using a ton of words right now. And David's so confused. I just use void and bereft. And he's like, fuck, I got to look that shit up."

Insights and Conclusions

This episode of "VIEWS" encapsulates the essence of David Dobrik and Jason Nash's camaraderie, marked by humor, vulnerability, and genuine friendship. Through shared stories—from high-energy parties and unexpected threats to humorous interactions with celebrities and intimate roast battles—the hosts offer listeners an authentic look into their lives. The playful teasing and heartfelt moments, particularly involving Natalie Mariduena, highlight the depth of their relationships and the balance they maintain between lighthearted fun and meaningful connections.

Listeners can appreciate the dynamic interplay between the hosts, their ability to navigate both humorous and serious topics, and the underlying trust that allows them to share personal anecdotes openly. The episode serves as a testament to their enduring friendship and the entertaining chemistry that has made "VIEWS" a beloved podcast among fans.

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

That's fine. That's fine. Just do the podcast. Just do the podcast. Just do it. We'll have a business relationship and that's fine, David. Whatever you want. Because apparently I thought we had something more, but we don't.

[David Dobrik]

You finished?

[Jason Nash]

Are you finished? Are you finished ruining lives?

[David Dobrik]

I've been done with this for a while, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay, fine. Well, who's. Who's Terrence? Who's Terrence?

[David Dobrik]

He's the fucking. He's the landscaper.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, okay. So I guess Terrence just comes over and landscapes at 11:30 at night? Is that what you're trying to say?

[David Dobrik]

No, he's making sure the sprinkler system was on for the morning.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. I don't think there's a sprinkler system on your couch underneath a blanket. What's in the notebook?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I'll have you know there was definitely a sprinkler system under that blanket, because Terrence can do things to my body that you can never even imagine. At least something's getting wet around here. I roll. Intro music. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views, the podcast where once in a while, Jason and I get along. May not be today, may not be tomorrow, but there is some light at the end of the tunnel.

[Jason Nash]

And I want to add to that and say that David is playing a mind game right now, which technically is not being nice. He's holding it over my head to see if he's going to be nice to me on this podcast. And I guess we'll have to see, but that is the roller coaster that I live with every day.

[David Dobrik]

We went to, we went to like a Halloween party a couple days ago that's like, it's like a big, it's like known as like a big Halloween party.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

It's actually like, it's my favorite party of the year. It's at a huge, it's one of the biggest houses in la.

[Jason Nash]

And how big we talking?

[David Dobrik]

Like, how big is the house? Yeah, it's probably like a 30, 40 million dollar home. It's like, it's huge. It's huge. And it has like a beautiful view. And we walk in and. And basically there's like characters all up along, like the front door that are like, welcome to the house, come play with us. You know, like, that are like scary, whatever, scary people. And then you get in and there's a guy there that says you have to collect all. You have to collect all the tokens. You have to collect these like, coins. And the person who has the most coins by the end of the night wins a prize.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, nice.

[David Dobrik]

And this is like an optional game. It's just a party, but you can all. But then there are characters all around the party that are dressed up as like demons or, or like monsters. And you can go talk to them and they'll help you find these coins. And you know, 99% of the people aren't looking for coins. They're just there to have fun, get drunk, dance, whatever. But Jonah, Jonah was all over the fucking coins. So the second we got there, he's like, he's looking for them. And I looked for one of the coins myself and I went up, I went up to one of the women that was dressed as like a, like, I don't know, some kind of a bird, like maybe a raven or something. And I was like, can I have a coin? And she goes, do you trust me? And I go, yes. And she blindfolds me. And she blindfolds me and she takes me to like the middle of the dance floor and she dances with me for like two minutes while I'm blindfolded.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, she's like making me like spin her around. She's spinning me around and stuff. And then she whispers in my ear, she's like, thank you for trusting me. And then she takes, she, she brings me to like the corner of the house and she Makes me get on my knees and bend down, and I have to bow down to this, like, monster sitting in this big throne, and I bow down to him, and then. Then the monster guy pulls out a coin and gives it to me.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And that was one of the coins.

[Jason Nash]

That's so cool.

[David Dobrik]

And I was, like, one of the tasks, and it was really cool because it was like. It was in the middle of the party. Like, if you were at the party, you would never know that there was another game. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't like. It wasn't like, a cheesy party where you're like, you have to do the games. Like, no one was doing them unless you really wanted to and you really wanted to look for it, which is that. That was my favorite part, is the game was disguised in the party.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then. Yeah. So that was the only thing I did because I was like, I know I won't be able to get the most amount of coins, and I don't know, I would rather just hang out with friends. But Jonah. Jonah was trying to get all the coins. By the end of the night, he had nine coins.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So he did. He did it nine times. And. And he was trying to get more coins, and he went up to one of the guys dressed in the mask, and he's like, sir, I am here for another coin. He was talking like this. Like he was out of a. Out of a movie. And the guy. The guy that was in the mask took him to the corner and pulled his mask off, and he goes, yo, buddy, you have the most amount of coins. Can you please stop playing? Seriously? You've. You've already won. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that fucking crazy? So Jonah walked away with, like. It was like. It was like a rock that he won, you know, like one of those, like. Like spiritual rocks.

[Jason Nash]

Sure, sure.

[David Dobrik]

But that's what he won. He was bummed out. He's like, I want a fucking rock. He literally spent three and a half hours doing it. Like, just walking around the house looking for these people. It's a cool rock, but. But, yeah, it was really fun.

[Jason Nash]

That's awesome. This weekend, I was in New York City. I got a death threat when I was in New York.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Someone on Instagram gave me a death threat.

[David Dobrik]

What'd they say?

[Jason Nash]

We know where your hotel is. We're gonna come kill you.

[David Dobrik]

You're kidding.

[Jason Nash]

No more. No more father for Charlie and Wyatt.

[David Dobrik]

No, they didn't.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Swear to God.

[Jason Nash]

Swear to God.

[David Dobrik]

Are you serious?

[Jason Nash]

So Every time I would leave the building, I would be like, like, looking around.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, you're kidding?

[Jason Nash]

I'm not kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Someone actually messaged you that?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, and I notified Instagram and everything. It was scary. It was kind of scary. Like, I knew. I looked at the profile and the kid was like a 15 year old kid and he had, like, lots of friends that were like, commenting on his pics, like, yo, man, you're the best. Can't wait to see you on Friday night at the dance. Stuff like that. But at the same time, I was fucking so scared.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. He was like 15 years old.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Did you tell the police?

[Jason Nash]

I told security.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like, hey, someone may be coming to kill me?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What did they say?

[Jason Nash]

They were. They took it very seriously.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. They were like, okay. They're like, we're gonna. We'll watch you. And. And they were like, why? The guy was rushing. He was like, why? Why? Why would someone want to send you this? What would be the reason? Did you do something? And I was like, I'm a YouTuber. He's like.

[David Dobrik]

He's like, I actually want to kill you too now.

[Jason Nash]

So that was scary. I'm glad I made it out of there alive.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Yeah. Welcome. That's a really scary thing to get.

[Jason Nash]

It's awful.

[David Dobrik]

And, you know, no more dad for Charlie and Wyatt.

[Jason Nash]

And, you know, the kid is just screwing around.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Not funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that is really scary. And then I'm. And then what do you say that I'm.

[Jason Nash]

I almost called you, but then I.

[David Dobrik]

Was like, what did he say? I'm going to beat your ass till you bleed. No, David, I never actually mentioned that part. How did you know that he sent that? Oh, no reason. I actually sent the threat. When Jason's out of town. I know where your hotel is, bro. You don't get back to la, I swear to God, if you don't get back to filming. Yeah, that's pretty scary.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That sucks.

[David Dobrik]

So I'm sorry to hear that.

[Jason Nash]

I'm alive. Kind of put a damper on the place I was staying at, though, so I would go out. I had, like, a mustache.

[David Dobrik]

No, you didn't.

[Jason Nash]

And trench coat. Who's a supermodel? That's over there.

[David Dobrik]

That's my assistant, Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, Jesus. Natalie. I didn't know that was you.

[David Dobrik]

She's hard. She's hard. She's.

[Jason Nash]

She's hard. What? She's hard. What?

[David Dobrik]

Hardly a supermodel.

[Jason Nash]

That's not what you're gonna say. I thought you were Gonna say it's hard to be around someone so attractive. That's not.

[David Dobrik]

I was gonna say she's hard to miss.

[Jason Nash]

Hard to miss. Oh, okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie is in a Japanese robe with wet hair. She's now sitting down to do the podcast with us. Or to yell at David. I'm not sure.

[David Dobrik]

What? Do you have something to say?

[Jason Nash]

One or the other?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, I guess we can. I mean, we can talk a lot. We can talk a lot about it. We went to go. We went to go visit a porn star the other day. Her name is Emily Willis. She invited us on set. It was a girl on girl scene.

[Jason Nash]

Very nice girl.

[David Dobrik]

Very nice girl. Now, what'd you think of it? That has, like, a really interesting perspective on it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, what did I think about it?

[David Dobrik]

Talk a little louder.

[Jason Nash]

Says the guy who literally just whispers through two years of podcasts.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're literally under a blanket and eight pillows.

[Jason Nash]

We're thinking of hiring someone to double your voice. Dima and I, we went out looking for sound alikes last week. We've.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, go. What do you think of going to visit Emily? Natalie was like the most uncomfortable. I think she was. She not uncomfortable, but she was like. She always looks like that person who wasn't the most into it. Like, Carly and Aaron really wanted to see it, but Natalie was like, I don't know if I want to go see this.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

She wasn't really watching. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What do I say? How did I feel about it? I don't know. I just.

[David Dobrik]

You yesterday, you're sang in the bus perfectly. You're saying it give you a different perspective on that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, well, it's interesting because I went out and I was trying to, like, talk to my friends and like, explain like, what I had done during the day.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And explaining to somebody that you just watched two girls have sex is like, not.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, I had the same experience. Go, go, go, go, go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's not like. It's not even easy to like. I don't. I don't know how to explain it to make it sound okay.

[Jason Nash]

As soon as it came out of my mouth, everyone was like, what? Yeah, you fucking weirdo.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

Like, I went out that night too, with my friends after the porn star. Yeah. And I was like. I was like, oh, I went to a porn today and these two girls had sex. And they were like, what? What?

[David Dobrik]

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[David Dobrik]

To people, oh, interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But in the moment, like, as we were, like, she came into the car, was totally cool. Like, she's very normal, human, normal girl. She's. What? You would think that, like, a porn star would just be, like, you know, walking around naked and just talking about sex and saying the most. Like, just everything sounds sexual that comes out of their mouth or whatever, because they're naked.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And. But then, like, she was completely normal, and she brought us into the shoot and, like, made us feel totally comfortable. Like, it was because it is her norm. So it's not weird for her to be surrounded by people just watching her naked.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And so throughout the whole thing, I was just like, oh, yeah, this is, like, totally normal. And she was, like, doing her thing, getting, like, by this other woman. And I left, like, feeling like, okay, that's like, that's. I had more of a respect for her profession because it was like, when you watch what she's doing, it's. You can, like, tell. It's like, it's like, a job. It's not. The way that the porn stars have sex is so much different than, like, actual sex. So I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

They're, like, having sex, but they're also definitely playing it up a little bit too, Right? Making it theatrical.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right? Yeah. It's a performance. It's literally a performance.

[Jason Nash]

Like, when people have sex with David, you know, they.

[Natalie Mariduena]

They have to play it up a.

[Jason Nash]

Little bit, pretend like they're enjoying it. Right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Exactly.

[David Dobrik]

Like that. No, but you were saying that. That it looked more like an art, like watching the two girls have sex. And then I. And then I added, you're also watching two girls have sex. Right. Like, if you're watching a guy and a girl.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

It's gonna be a lot less beautiful and more like, oh, whoa. This is pretty fucking intense.

[Jason Nash]

I see what you're saying.

[David Dobrik]

Like, we were watching two girls hook up, and it was like, oh, this is, like, so pretty. Because I feel like girls, like, are like. Like, beautiful. Like, their bodies. Yeah. Like, a girl's body is, like. It is, like, art. But then when you could put a guy in there, it's like, fucking Christ. Look at that. Yeah, it's just, like, gross.

[Jason Nash]

So.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, I feel like we had, like. We had, like, the cleanest. We had, like, the cleanest example of what, like, porn would be like.

[Jason Nash]

I compared it to, like, professional wrestling. You know, it's the same exact thing. It's like you come in, you do these moves, and somebody. You know, and then there's an ending, you know, and that's basically what they did. They had a bunch of moves that they do. You know, she went down on her. She. You know, then she came around and sat on her face or whatever she did. It's the same thing.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I didn't get turned on at all.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, me neither.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it was, like, completely not anything.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. It was. It was. It was just, like, people acting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, exactly.

[David Dobrik]

No, but it was. It was really cool. And they were all so, so nice.

[Jason Nash]

They were super nice, and they were.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And it was a beautiful house, and it was just like. It was great.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

We talked about. In the video. We talked about. Emily has a scene where. Where she gets stuck in a washer. And the worst. It's. It's called stuck porn, and it's where. It's where. Where she gets stuck in the washer and someone comes behind her and has sex with her.

[Jason Nash]

I was stuck. I was stuck in the washer this morning. I was just doing my laundry, and luckily no one came on and fucked me.

[David Dobrik]

And then the next morning, after the video went up, the trending searches on pornhub. This is all in a row, by the way. It's Emily Willis, stuck. Emily Willis washer. Emily Willis, stuck washer. Emily Willis, washing machine. Stuck washer. Stuck washing machine. Emily Willis and that fucking craz. Those are the. All the trending searches on pornhub were about Emily Willis and her being stuck. Yeah. And then the top comment was, if you're here from David's vlog, her being stuck in the washer starts at 4:15. It's really, really funny. Hung out with. I hung out with David Blaine in New York.

[Jason Nash]

How is that?

[David Dobrik]

Dude's crazy in New York.

[Jason Nash]

Or on the plane in New York. Okay, and where'd you go?

[David Dobrik]

I went to his office.

[Jason Nash]

He's got an office in New York?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And it's like. It has, like, all these, like.

[Jason Nash]

Does he have an elevator? As you just snap his fingers and you go up to the fourth floor.

[David Dobrik]

I'm just trying to see, like, what I can mention because there's a lot of, like, secret things in his office.

[Jason Nash]

Like, what. What could be so secretive?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

What can't you mention? He has a. He has a dinosaur in there. I mean, what. What? He does. All dinosaurs are extinct. What are you talking about? Don't talk about.

[David Dobrik]

Not the stegosaurus. Blaine. The t. Blame. You know what's interesting about David Blaine?

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

I was hanging out David Blaine. I've. I've kind of made, like, if somebody asked me who the most interesting person I hang out with.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I think I have to say David Blaine.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

He has. He's like. First of all, he was showing us a little of his, like, demo, but go ahead. He was showing some of his video that isn't released yet. Like, of his, like, new special. It's just so interesting. I was like. It has every single celebrity you can think of, like, in their home, like, in the most intimate setting, like, with their kids.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

And. And it's just because. Because there's not a single person in the world that doesn't want magic, you know? I mean, right? Like, that. He has literally the. The ticket to anything. Because everybody wants to see magic.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Everybody. You can be. You can have any. You could speak any language, and you're like, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

No arms, no legs. You want to see magic?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Can't say much about it.

[David Dobrik]

Can't say much about it.

[Jason Nash]

I. What's it like. What's it like when he's not doing magic? What's that like? Must be some funny moments.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he's goofy. He took me for a motorcycle ride around the city.

[Jason Nash]

Did you go on the back and grab his waist?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, well, I grabbed his shoulders.

[Jason Nash]

How is that?

[David Dobrik]

I went for his waist right away. And he was like. And he was like, don't worry. You don't have to do that. And I was like, okay, because there's, like, a backrest.

[Jason Nash]

That's pretty sick.

[David Dobrik]

It was cool.

[Jason Nash]

That's awesome.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

David has been doing a ton of magic lately around the house because he hung out with David Blaine once, and he's, like, obsessed with magic. I came over here last time.

[David Dobrik]

He taught Me a trick. So I came over here.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

You.

[Jason Nash]

No. You are so into it. I came over.

[David Dobrik]

I'm showing everybody.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he was. He was in the middle of, like, five or six different tricks last night with Heath and Mariah.

[David Dobrik]

So I did this trick to Jason where. Where I have him pick a card, and then he puts it back in the deck. And somewhere on the trick, I go. I go, did you drive here? And he goes, yeah, I drove here. I go, you didn't leave anything in the car, did you? And he goes, no. I'm like, never mind. I'm right. Okay, so put the card back in the deck. So he puts the card back in the deck. And. And then I show him his card. I'm like, is this your card? And he goes, no. And then I go, oh, say it like that. Yeah. He goes, no, that's not my card. And then I go. And then I go, okay, let me. Let me check the rest of the deck. And it's. The card's not in the deck. And then I go, wait, Jason. Jason, did you. You sure you didn't leave anything in the car? And then Jason goes, oh, come on. So then I take Jason outside, and it's sitting on four spades. The four spades is sitting in the windshield of the car.

[Jason Nash]

Like, when David Blaine does it, you're like, oh, cool. When David does it, you're like, oh, man. Did he come stick the four spades on the hood of the Tesla before it got here? Yeah, but when David Blaine does it, I'm like, ooh, maybe he did magically go there, but I know you don't actually have any magic.

[David Dobrik]

When David Blaine does it, there's, like, magic. But then when I do it, you go, okay. So he got Taylor, his assistant. He got his assistant to run out to the car and put it on the windshield after Jason chose it. Okay, right on. Makes sense.

[Jason Nash]

David Blaine, do not teach David Dobrik any more magic tricks. We got enough magic in this house.

[David Dobrik]

You see my Instagram story.

[Jason Nash]

Leave the magic to the greatest one.

[David Dobrik]

David Blaine's a story. I was teaching him how to post on Instagram.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I did see that. That was.

[David Dobrik]

He doesn't know how. It's so funny.

[Jason Nash]

What was he doing?

[David Dobrik]

He didn't know how to post an insta story.

[Jason Nash]

What was he?

[David Dobrik]

David Blaine is one of the. The greatest magicians, like, ever.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he's. And he's very hard to track down, I hear. Yeah, like, he's very hard to shoot with and stuff. So I don't know how we've been able to hang out with him three times now. It's. It's pretty exciting. But, yeah, we were teaching him how to post on Instagram and he just. He has no fucking clue. And it's crazy because he's literally. He's lived underwater for seven days, like, and he's held his breath for a very long time. He used to hold the record for it. He can fucking put spears through his arm. He can do crazy things, but he doesn't know how to post an Insta story. It's the funniest thing.

[Jason Nash]

Didn't you go on a bike ride with him?

[David Dobrik]

I did. He took me around New York City. He goes. He goes, david, you have to go on a bike ride with me. It's the craziest thing I do. And I go, what? And he goes, just get on the bike.

[Jason Nash]

That's the craziest thing he does.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Cuz he fucking whizzes through traffic.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. You know, pretty sure sticking a knife through your arm is pretty crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I would agree. I. After the bike ride, I was like, you did stab yourself. You did stab yourself about two days ago.

[Jason Nash]

He has the best delivery when he talks to you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he is.

[Jason Nash]

It's literally the best when he's like, got you in a trick. He was talking to Aaron the other day. He's like, okay, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he knows how to do tricks in any situation. Like, he'll adapt to any. Like, let's say he's at an airport. He'll make, like, an airport trick happen.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, yeah, really good at that.

[Jason Nash]

That's awesome.

[David Dobrik]

Guys. I know this wasn't highly requested, but Joe's around, so we're just going to do it. This next segment of the podcast has not happened in a while. It's called Joe C Podcast. It's where we give Our Editor Friend 15 seconds to say and do whatever he does in return for editing the podcast.

[Jason Nash]

He's not editing the podcast today.

[David Dobrik]

Except today he's not ending the podcast. We're just giving him free 20 seconds. Go.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What's up, Wheaties?

[Jason Nash]

Happy Halloween. The JTWP is back forever. We have rollover minutes, so I'm gonna be here for the next 15.

[David Dobrik]

Nope, no rollover minutes.

[Jason Nash]

I went trick or treating last night, contrary to the fact that I'm 45, and I picked up some candy for my good friends David and Jason. Ooh, candy. I love candy.

[David Dobrik]

Here you go. God damn it.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you.

[David Dobrik]

It's a fucking York peppermint. Patty and an Almond Joy.

[Jason Nash]

I knew he was gonna bitch about the Almond Joy.

[David Dobrik]

I knew it. Almond Joy.

[Jason Nash]

And I've got a Hershey's and Joe. What's that? David, look at this. Pick those out for you, bud. He put razor blades in my chocolate. There's razor blades.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Another visual gag from Joe on an audio podcast.

[David Dobrik]

Joe just gave Jason Milky Ways with razor blades sticking out of him.

[Jason Nash]

I had no idea that was there.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. I'm glad mine's not. I'm glad mine's not razor bladed.

[Jason Nash]

Too bad David Blaine's not here. He chomp right through these.

[David Dobrik]

All right, that's all the time we have for Joe forever.

[Jason Nash]

Love you guys. All right, now on the Views podcast, it's time for a good old fashioned roast battle. Natalie Miradwena is here. The lovely and the beautiful. She'll be judging it between Jason and David. And we're gonna start the roast battle now.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, if I had a dollar for how stupid you were, I'd have so much money I could buy you another house. Oh.

[Jason Nash]

Over to Natalie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, okay. You know what you have? Ugly face.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, right back in David's court. One to one.

[David Dobrik]

That's pretty, pretty good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what, Dave?

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're really. You know.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie, have you ever had a good burn on anyone in your entire life?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm just too on the spot.

[Jason Nash]

Do you remember any?

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[David Dobrik]

Hi, this is Jevon, your blinds.com design consultant.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow, a real person.

[David Dobrik]

Yep. I'm here to help with everything from selecting the perfect window treatments to.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I've got a complicated project.

[David Dobrik]

No problem. I can even help schedule a professional measuring install. We can also send you samples fast and free. Hmm.

[Jason Nash]

I just might have to do more.

[David Dobrik]

Whatever you need.

[Jason Nash]

So the first room we're looking at is for shopblinds.com now. And save up to 45 sitewide blinds.com rules and restrictions may apply. I did Career day this morning. It was pretty fun. Marty was all crazy about me bringing this computer, and I was like, they're not going to be able to hook your computer up. It's a public school.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Then we got in there. First class was Wyatt's class, music class, orchestra. And I got to tell you something, these 8th graders, they just did not want to talk to any of us. It was really awkward.

[David Dobrik]

Nobody.

[Jason Nash]

Nobody. Marty and I both went. Marnie did her thing about being a TV producer, and then I did my thing about being a YouTuber.

[David Dobrik]

They cared about nobody's career.

[Jason Nash]

They were just dead to the world. Except for Wyatt. Wyatt was like, talk about Vine. Tell them about your tour. Talk about merch.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

They don't care. I don't think these people care at all.

[David Dobrik]

Wait. It was, like, just a dead crowd.

[Jason Nash]

They were dead. But then we went to the sixth grade class after. They were really into it, so that was nice.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. 8th graders even care about being a youtuber. I feel like that's, like, the coolest thing.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's the music class. I think they're just like, oh, socially, kind of whatever kids or whatever. They were just very quiet.

[David Dobrik]

Those kids are too smart for probably.

[Jason Nash]

Then I'm. Then I'm walking out, and there's a big crowd of people following me. And they're like, jason. Jason. Right? And I was, like, walking out, like, oh, cool. Because that was cool. And then I walked by the principal, the guy who busted you. And he grabs me and he goes, oh, come, come. Come in here. Come into my office. And I was like, okay, okay, what's going on? He's like, I want you to do an announcement over the PA system. And I was like, oh, okay, okay. And then he goes, good afternoon. He goes, good morning, students. We have a guest announcer right now. Get ready for David Nash.

[David Dobrik]

You're kidding.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I go. I go, it's Jason. Jason Nash.

[David Dobrik]

You're kidding me. No.

[Jason Nash]

And he's like, goes. He goes, oh, Jason Nash. And then I get on there, and he's like. He goes. He goes. He goes, say something funny. Do your catchphrase. You know, And. And I said, I don't have a catchphrase. And so I started. I was like, hi. It was great to be here at the school today. You're all really great and very inspiring. And then I said, some Lame joke. I was like, all right, I got to go to work and get shot with a paintball gun. And then, you know, I expected to hear laughter, but it was over a PA system, so there wasn't any laughter.

[David Dobrik]

You just hear classrooms erupt down the hall.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Wait, then. And then as I leave, he grabs the mic and he goes, okay, that was David Nash.

[David Dobrik]

Are you fucking serious?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I go, jason, Jason Nash.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, you've been to his office multiple times.

[Jason Nash]

I've only been a couple times.

[David Dobrik]

And he thinks your name is David?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. He kept saying David. I think he kept thinking, David Dobrik. David Dobrik. David Dobrik. This is the guy from David Dobrik's blogs. So then he messed. Just thought in his brain, David Nash. Which, you know, if we ever got married.

[David Dobrik]

And what was the P8, what was this? What was the announcement about? Like, who is this principal? He's just like. Like just in the middle of third period, he's like, hey, come on. Yeah, let's. Really?

[Jason Nash]

Well, he's a former stand up comedian because the day that he busted us.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that is so funny.

[Jason Nash]

Remember when he busted us?

[David Dobrik]

Well, you got to clarify, what did he bust us for?

[Jason Nash]

David and I went to the school to pick up Wyatt, and Josh Peck was with us. And David, you know, the kids got excited to see Josh, and David was sort of. You were. You know, there was like kind of a mob that happened.

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

And they. And so he. He reprimanded me, called me. This is like a couple of years.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. We got out of the car and we were shooting something and with like Wyatt or something, and a bunch of kids came over and, you know. Yeah, it got a little. Got a little intense.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So then I got in trouble.

[David Dobrik]

So the next day, the principal, like, called Jason and was like, hey, you guys can't be doing that. Whatever. So I thought they became friends.

[Jason Nash]

I thought he was gonna bust me. And instead he was kind of like. Told me he was like, you know, he was a stand up comedian and he was interested in the business. So we had like a whole conversation. So he was just having some fun.

[David Dobrik]

So he, like, just in the middle of like, fourth period, he was just like.

[Jason Nash]

It was in between periods or maybe it wasn't. No, it was the start of fourth period. It was the start of third period.

[David Dobrik]

And he was just like, hey, I'm a fucking announce something to the whole school.

[Jason Nash]

I guess he threw me on the mic. I didn't know. I didn't want to be.

[David Dobrik]

It sounds like a principal out of, like, a movie.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Hey, hey, come here, come here, come here. Check this out. When I hit this button, the entire school hears me. Yeah, I know. Aren't you the principal? Like, that's pretty funny.

[Jason Nash]

I wanted to stay the entire day, and then Marnie went up there to talk about movies or tv. She works in tv. And all the kids wanted to know about was. Was stuntman. That was all they.

[David Dobrik]

Who do you think. Who do you think is cooler to. To the kids? Marnie or you?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. They were pretty interested in tv, the second class. They. They knew her shows to, like, SWAT and timeless. And so that was kind of cool. That made her feel good because I think she felt like no one was going to care what she said. She did good. What are.

[David Dobrik]

What were the other family's careers?

[Jason Nash]

There was only one other woman that we saw, and she. She was a music supervisor. I met an animator. I met a guy. Oh, I met a. I met a guy with a German shepherd attack dog. A policeman.

[David Dobrik]

Did you get his number so I can have him on the log to bite you? That's a fun fact. There's a deleted scene from the vlog. We had a German shepherd actually come once and chase Jason around the backyard.

[Jason Nash]

But it wasn't intense enough for David to include.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, the bites were.

[Jason Nash]

The dog was too nice.

[David Dobrik]

This is a true story. We had a police guy bring his police dog over, and it was still kind of like a baby police dog. Like, it wasn't, like, grown enough. And Jason ran around the backyard and it chased him and, like, started biting him. But the dog, Jason was in, like, gear. He was, like, protective gear. But the dog wasn't biting hard enough. So we never ended up using the footage. But we shot it for, like, two hours. It was kind of fun.

[Jason Nash]

It's kind of fun. And Natalie yelled at me the entire time. You are so fucking slow.

[David Dobrik]

You were running around, like, literally so slow, because you weren't even. The dog didn't even think that you were trying to get away from it because you're going so slow, bro.

[Jason Nash]

That thing. You get out of breath when a dog is chasing you.

[David Dobrik]

I know, but you were going so slow, it looked like you were taking the dog for a walk. I think that's why he wasn't attacking you, because he was like, oh, cool. We're just walking around.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, you excited to go to Miami with me next week?

[David Dobrik]

No. No.

[Jason Nash]

Why not?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I'm pretty excited.

[Jason Nash]

It's pretty fun.

[David Dobrik]

Like, Miami Miami is a fun place.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's great down there. Super fun times.

[David Dobrik]

America's most Musical family premieres today. The show I did.

[Jason Nash]

How are you feeling about it?

[David Dobrik]

Pretty good. Feel good? I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

Are you, are you. Are you scared?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I'm pretty scared. I've never been like a part of something that's so big and is not controlled by me.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I have no idea how it turned out yout know, you don't get to redo shots like you do on YouTube. It's so. It's so weird every time I see myself on video that I didn't record or I wasn't like, I just. I'm like cringing watching it. Like I get so uncomfortable. I don't know what it. I especially because it's so weird because I'm on camera so often.

[Jason Nash]

But you control it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I think there's something about me that like, like when I'm like hosting something, it's not 100% me yet. You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't. It's not like 100% David. It's still like, like a, like a hosting version of David.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And I think that's what makes me cringe is like I haven't figured out how to be like entirely comfortable yet in front of the camera. So I'm still kind of like, oh, that's not how I should be acting.

[Jason Nash]

I used to audition for hosting stuff. I was terrible.

[David Dobrik]

You weren't good at hosting.

[Jason Nash]

No. It's hard. I think hosting is way hard.

[David Dobrik]

You surprise me when you're bad at stuff.

[Jason Nash]

It surprises you when I'm bad at stuff?

[David Dobrik]

No, I said that the wrong way.

[Jason Nash]

Cuz I've been around so long, I should probably be good at something by now.

[David Dobrik]

No, it, like it like, like, like you're a good actor.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then sometimes we'll have you like, like, like re. Say a line. Like a joke. Like a. Like we'll have you like say a joke or something and you just can't get it and you can't. And you can't get it right at all.

[Jason Nash]

That's because your direction is, is bad in that moment.

[David Dobrik]

No, that's not.

[Jason Nash]

It is because you'll do this thing where you like, you tell me exactly how to say it, how you exactly want it. Which is the worst kind of directing, which is like. And then, and then I try to do exactly what you want and then you're like, no, no, no, that's not it. Because what you really want is me to be myself, but do it the way you're doing it. But then I tend to be like, well, he's fucking yelling at me right now, so I guess I'll just do it exactly as I'm hearing.

[David Dobrik]

What I. What I hate is when we go to, like. When we go to, like. Let's say we have a bit where we're, like, doing stuff with the firefighters.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then every time you go, okay, I have a couple. I have a couple jokes written down, that's when it's the worst. You're. You're always good, like, off the cuff. I hate when you write stuff down because I feel like when you write stuff down, all you do is think about the stuff you've written down and you're not letting yourself just flow like you normally would. And then you're just, like, caught up on it. Like, you know. You know those. You know those moments when you go. When you go. When you go, dave, Dave, Dave, turn the camera on. Turn the camera on. Those are fucking. Those are the best.

[Jason Nash]

Fuck you. Fuck you. I've had some good moments where I turn the camera on.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, I'm only saying this because you're the funniest person, but. But it's like when you write stuff down, it's always a disaster.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, whatever. That's not true. Like the time when we did the thing. The jokes in the car. There were funny jokes in there.

[David Dobrik]

What jokes? In the car.

[Jason Nash]

We went and wrote. I wrot. Wrote a bunch of jokes to be yelling out of the car. And you didn't like any of them.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah, that's exactly. That's like the best example.

[Jason Nash]

That's the best example. Right? Okay, well, cool. I'll just quit the vlogs and go work at fucking Starbucks, you asshole. Yeah, well, you're fucking. Let's see. What. You're bad at being communicative.

[David Dobrik]

Really? I thought I was pretty honest just.

[Jason Nash]

Now about being appreciative of the older people in your group that work really fucking hard. How about that?

[David Dobrik]

I am bad at that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You know what? I love it. David doles out the fucking love to everybody around here. Oh, no, no. Carly, how's your day? Come sit next to me. Oh, Aaron, I'm so glad you're here. Let's try on outfits. Taylor, you're the best. But when it comes to fucking Jason, Taylor's laughing at that one. She's like, I actually haven't heard that one yet. Ridiculous. You know what, David? You know what's going to happen. One of these days I'm gonna move back to Boston. And you know what?

[David Dobrik]

You're gonna have to go, no fucking way. You're moved back to Boston.

[Jason Nash]

Well, what would you do if I moved back to Boston right now?

[David Dobrik]

I think that sentence would have been better. If you say, one of these days, I'm gonna drop dead, that would be more accurate. And I'd be like, ah, you're right. Fuck. I should be nicer to you. No, I am appreciative of you. I really. I'm telling you, you're the most important. And I actually say this all the time. You're literally the most important person in my videos. I literally say this all the time.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that's nice.

[David Dobrik]

And then never said that. How often. You're talking about how often do we.

[Jason Nash]

You've never said it before. This is the first time you've ever said it. Don. Start with me, Pepper Potts.

[David Dobrik]

Finally, someone's on my side about how much we say this to you.

[Jason Nash]

You never say it to me. This is the only time you've ever said it. Did you know? Did you know I have dates written down in my diary when you've complimented me? And there's only three dates in there.

[David Dobrik]

I didn't know you had a diary.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I have a diary.

[David Dobrik]

Well, maybe I'd compliment you more if you didn't have a fucking diary.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, this is also your detriment. I feel like we're constantly telling you things, and you're like, you never say this. Cause you just forget. But we I. Multiple times a week. You are praised for your amazing talents.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you are, Taylor. Have you ever heard them compliment me once? Ah, no, no, no. Thank you, Taylor.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you, college graduate. Thank you. It's an uncollege graduate.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You have to, like, you both appreciate Jason so much, but you show that through. Like, no, no, Jason needs to be here. Like, we can't do it without him. That kind of thing.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we don't. But we don't send you Hallmark cards.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What do you want me to say? That I love you every day or what?

[Jason Nash]

That'd be nice.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. We don't. We don't. We don't. Okay. Maybe we can send you an edibles arrangement once in a while.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That'd be funny. We just set up a rotation.

[David Dobrik]

Cheetos so alike.

[Jason Nash]

It's disgusting. Natalie and David, you are so alike. You both have, like, emotional disconnects that really need to be worked on. Really need to be worked on. Like that fight you had when we were driving home from Pittsburgh about Natalie's laptop. You were both wrong, by the way.

[David Dobrik]

How are we both?

[Jason Nash]

You are both emotionally void of, like, all the nutrients that a good human being should have.

[David Dobrik]

You are just like, I'm totally emotionally void.

[Jason Nash]

I'm using a ton of words right now. And David's so confused. I just use void and bereft. And he's like, fuck, I got to look that shit up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's currently.

[Jason Nash]

Taylor, what does void mean?

[David Dobrik]

You're emotionally void.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I'm not. I'm. All my emotions are here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, there's just. There's times where you need to be emotional and there's times when you don't need to be overly emotional.

[Jason Nash]

Uh huh.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's no disconnect. There's just a certain.

[Jason Nash]

You guys just don't show any emotion. I understand that.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie and I actually cried last night together.

[Jason Nash]

Bullshit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. She came into my arms and I held her.

[Jason Nash]

Bullshit.

[David Dobrik]

I swear to God.

[Jason Nash]

About what?

[David Dobrik]

Go ahead.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not really sure how to continue and comment on this one. Because it's.

[David Dobrik]

Because it's. Because it's between us. Because we're emotional and we keep some secrets.

[Jason Nash]

Lying sack of shit.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, it's okay.

[Jason Nash]

Go take another Instagram photo. Iron man costume.

[David Dobrik]

Stop it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm so sad.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie. Me again.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wrap me in your arms again.

[David Dobrik]

Come here, Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You guys are weird, the two of you. You're exactly alike.

[David Dobrik]

Why? Because we actually don't like you at all. See, there it is.

[Jason Nash]

There it is.

[David Dobrik]

No, we do. We do.

[Jason Nash]

Did she really cry in your arms last night?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. No.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever cried in his arms?

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever cried in front of him?

[David Dobrik]

I think she would cry because she is in my arms. And she'd be like, please let me go. That's the only time she'd be crying.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know if I've ever cried.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever cried in front of him?

[David Dobrik]

Have I ever seen you cry? Yeah, I've seen you fucking cry when you cried, literally the other day.

[Jason Nash]

Like, I've made you cry, bitch.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's true. Wait, when have you seen me cry?

[David Dobrik]

I broke the door down.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I didn't cry, though. I didn't. You didn't make me cry.

[David Dobrik]

The story sounds bad, okay? Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But because it was. It was fucking terrifying. Because you're a monster.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

So she did. I already talked about this. No, we had a Nerf. She shot. She was shooting me with a Nerf gun, right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I was like, natalie, jokingly, like, in his butt. Like it doesn't hurt at all.

[David Dobrik]

But I was sick, and I was. I don't know what I was doing. Editing. I was just not in the mood.

[Jason Nash]

Listen.

[David Dobrik]

She was shooting me in my butt. And I was like, natalie. I said, natalie, please stop, or I will have to shoot you. That's what I said. I said, natalie, don't do it, or I'll shoot you. And then guess what? She fucking shoots me in the ass again. So I'm like, okay, fuck this. So I walk right past her out of my room into the garage. She knows that I'm going to the garage to grab another Nerf gun, Fully loaded, automatic, ready to fucking fire at her fucking ass. So she runs into my bathroom, locks herself in.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And I'm like.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm pounding on the drum, like, natalie, let me in. I need to shoot you. I've already said I'm gonna shoot you. Like, I have to. I have to, like, follow through with this. I have to shoot you. I can't go on the rest of the.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Can you imagine? Why would I ever open the door?

[Jason Nash]

Why couldn't you let.

[David Dobrik]

No, I even was like. I was even like, natalie, just come out. I'll shoot you in the leg. I just want to do it just so I know I have done and I can move on with the next step of my day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Psychotic.

[David Dobrik]

And then I was like. And I was like, natalie, stand back. I'm gonna fucking break the door down. So I kicked the door in and I broke the lock.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't just break the lock. He broke the entire door and the entire door frame.

[David Dobrik]

Okay? I broke the entire door.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was out of a movie.

[David Dobrik]

And this isn't why she was. Why she. I thought she was crying. It's because then she ran out. As she ran out, she fucking trips and eats shit. Falls right on the fucking floor. And then she's on the floor, and I'm like, sorry about this. When she's on the floor, she gets up, and she just goes to her room, and she's in her room for, like, 10 minutes. I'm like, natalie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I wasn't like. It hurt. So, like, I was, like, in shock when I fell because I didn't think I was gonna fall.

[David Dobrik]

She was, like, embarrassed.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I was embarrassed. She was embarrassed.

[David Dobrik]

That's why she went to her room. Jo was there. Like, Jo saw her fall, and it was, like. It was pretty embarrassing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I'm sitting in my room, and David genuinely thinks that, like, he really hurt me. And it was so funny because, like, he never shows emotion, right? And so he was on the outside of my door, and I locked my door. And he's like, nat, come on. You know I didn't mean it. Like, just come out, okay? And I'm like, stop it.

[David Dobrik]

You're making me seem weak. I was like, now get the fuck out of there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then I heard him, like, pacing back and forth in the hallway. He's like, reggie, get in there. Tell her that it's okay, that I didn't mean to hurt her.

[Jason Nash]

So you let him squirm there?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I let him squirm for like 15 minutes.

[David Dobrik]

I just heard her fucking crying.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because she doesn't want to admit it. No, I never cried. I just was in shock.

[David Dobrik]

And then she came out and she went to go grab four Oreos. She went to the kitchen, she grabbed four Oreos, and as she's chewing on them, she's like, oh, I wasn't sad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I wasn't sad. Okay, whatever I was gonna say. Have you actually ever seen me cry? Like, legitimately? Because I didn't actually cry then.

[David Dobrik]

Have I seen you cry?

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever cried in front of any or. Have you seen her cry?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I've seen David Crime.

[Jason Nash]

When?

[David Dobrik]

What the.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I saw him cry. But, like, I've seen him cry too, actually.

[David Dobrik]

You've seen me cry?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you cried. You cried. When? The last week when I read that thing about Charlie. You totally.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's different.

[Jason Nash]

That was just like a tear up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, like, legitimately, like. Yeah, sobbing.

[Jason Nash]

What was he crying about?

[David Dobrik]

You haven't seen me sob.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, I have. Week two on the job.

[David Dobrik]

No way. You've never seen me sob. I know for a fact you haven't seen me sob.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, I did. I walked into your room and you were. You were crying. Yeah, it was right after he broke up with Liza, and I was out with my friends, and I got a call from Ilya, and Ilya was like, I wasn't crying.

[Jason Nash]

He's like, david, his eyes are watering right now, you guys. His eyes are watering.

[David Dobrik]

No, I swear to God, it wasn't crying.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, you were.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, maybe I was. Look at you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He was.

[Jason Nash]

Look at you too. You won't admit you're so alike. I wasn't crying. I wasn't crying. You're so afraid to, like, put your defenses down, the both of you.

[David Dobrik]

I was crying. Who gives a fuck?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I got a call. Wait, let me finish. This is actually a really funny story. This is, like, exploiting your weaknesses. I Got. I was out with my friends, like, on the second. My second day on the job is. Can I say that is when, like, David and Liza broke up. Just coincidentally.

[David Dobrik]

Isn't that crazy? The second she got here, it was when we broke up. I got off a movie.

[Jason Nash]

That's because she was supposed to be here six months before that. No.

[David Dobrik]

And she's the first person she. She's the only person I told.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, until like, four or five months after.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And. Well, except for Ilya. So. Yeah. But I was out and about doing stuff and at night, and I got a call from Ilya, and he was just like, hey, are you can. Do you mind going home? Like, Dave's not, like, he's really sad. He's really upset. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay. And I've never, like, I've never experienced, like, David have any sort of emotion.

[Jason Nash]

Right, sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And so then I came home, I knocked on the door, and he's just, like, sitting in bed. Everything's just pitch black, Dark tissues, like, everywhere. You don't remember this at all, genuinely.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not just saying this because, like. Because, like, I'm trying to be tough.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

I know. I'm being serious. I'm being dead. I don't.

[Jason Nash]

Because I put on.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because I just blacked out that entire.

[David Dobrik]

Because I know every time I was around Natalie, I was making sure I wasn't crying.

[Jason Nash]

You're saying this up? Is that what you're saying?

[David Dobrik]

I definitely cried.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

With a breakup, unless she put her ear up to the door and she was just listening to me crime. I've never. I was never, like, crying in front of her.

[Jason Nash]

You're saying Natalie's making this up.

[David Dobrik]

Then I'm thinking that maybe I was crying and then she came in and I wasn't crying, but I was never, like. I was never doing that. Like, that was never a situation.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, you were.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you were, like, full out, like, tears flowing, but you were like, oh, yeah, baby. Like, I don't know. What do I do?

[David Dobrik]

I think that happened.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, not those exact words, but yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay, Dave. That's okay.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm telling you, that never happened.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay. It's okay.

[David Dobrik]

I'm being fucking completely.

[Jason Nash]

It's okay. If you were sobbing like a. You. You. No, we all cry. This has been fun, guys. This has been a fun podcast. I really like it.

[David Dobrik]

That's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening.

[Jason Nash]

Come See me in Boston next week, November 6th.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. How many New York tours are you in, bro?

[Jason Nash]

I'll be in New Jersey. I'm in Virginia next weekend. Come see me.

[David Dobrik]

If people are listening to this podcast in three years, none of these outros are gonna make sense because you just. It's you just plugging random places.

[Jason Nash]

Shoot. Maybe your plug of America's musical family, because that'll make fucking sense because it'll be canceled.

[David Dobrik]

That'll live forever.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

It'll be online forever.

[Jason Nash]

So will my comedy shows.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, right.

[Jason Nash]

You. Yeah, right. I like how I offered you a roast challenge and you did it with Natalie because you knew I would fucking beat you.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that's it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe I didn't want to waste my time with you.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really? Why don't you go cry in a black room again? Fuck you.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you, guys for listening to the Views podcast. My name is Jeff.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sorry.

[Jason Nash]

Nice hiccup there. Now, that's your brand. I love it.

[David Dobrik]

Genius. We'll see you guys soon. Bye, Views.