Natalie Wants to Kiss David

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Natalie Wants to Kiss David
Date: October 8, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively, candid, and fast-moving episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by Natalie and friends to discuss behind-the-scenes stories from their week, explore the dynamics of platonic friendships, share hilarious anecdotes from recent social outings, and riff on everything from AI to the meaning of life. The episode’s tone is fun, raunchy, and self-deprecating as the group playfully teases each other, gets real about awkward moments, and repeatedly circles back to whether David and Natalie might ever cross the line of friendship.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “Final Podcast” Bit & Pessimism

• The hosts start the episode joking about treating it like the “last podcast ever.”
  • [01:13] Jason: “Final podcast.”
  • They reflect (mock-seriously) on the past and fake-plan future farewells.
• David teases Jason’s pessimism and his reluctance to talk optimistically about the future.
  • [01:47] David: “You are one of the most pessimistic people I’ve ever met.”

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2. Jimmy John’s Sandwich Drama & Germophobia

• The group recounts filming bits at Natalie’s house, where Jason (in character as a homeless man) almost contaminates David’s sandwich.
  • [02:16] David: “Jay was tired and then he found my Jimmy John’s sandwich... Natalie goes, Jason, did you wash your hands? ...the bit prior to it, Jason was pretending to be homeless and sitting on the ground by a dumpster where he found turd.”
• They spiral into a playful argument about hygiene, handwashing, and who is really the cleanest.
  • [03:14] David: “Find a lake, a river. Find anything. Spit on your hands.”

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3. Dinner at 4 Charles & Beer Chugging Loss

• The hosts describe a “crazy” expensive dinner at NYC’s 4 Charles, with the bill hitting ~$14,000.
  • [06:28] David: “Yeah, it’s this place called 4 Charles... $13,000 for cheeseburgers and then two plates of steak.”
• David’s pride is bruised when he finally loses a legendary beer chugging contest to a 6’7” Michigan State “Olympic chugger.”
  • [07:49] David: “I didn’t believe it. He was 6'7. Obviously his throat, physically, is bigger than mine... This guy chugs it faster than... Never lost a beer chug—Steve Will Do It, Romeo Beckham... But this guy from Michigan State, I couldn’t believe it.”

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4. Setting Natalie Up and the Club Makeout Scandal

• The dinner party tries to set Natalie up with the tall chugger.
  • [09:35] David: “There’s this thing that happens though, when there’s like a really tall guy around that the entire dinner starts to look at Natalie and go, you should—That guy.”
• Hilarious club story: the chugger makes out with several women at the table, telling each he's sleeping with Natalie that night.
  • [11:00] Natalie: “He sits down next to her, they start making out... And I can hear him be like, hey, sorry, I can’t do this right now. I’m actually—I’m sleeping with Natalie tonight.”

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5. Party to Plane (C2P) Champions

• Natalie and David power through all-night clubbing to catch a 6am flight, coining “Party to Plane” (C2P).
  • [12:37] David: “Natalie and I, we partied to the plane. We partied to the plane.”
  • [13:33] Natalie: “I timed it perfectly. Stayed at the club till 4:10. Went back to the hotel, packed up, 4:40, woke both your asses up.”

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6. Platonic Friendship and the “Should We Kiss?” Question

• Natalie raises (again) the ongoing joke about how she and David, despite their closeness, have never been physically intimate.
  • [21:21] Natalie: “It always comes up, like, how you guys haven’t slept together, right?... I’ve never kissed you. We’ve never done anything in our entire lives, which is, like, really crazy.”
  • [21:40] David: “I think that’s fine, but it’s really funny. Doesn’t it sound like it’s kind of bothering you?”
• The group debates the “friend zone,” David’s (alleged) repulsion, and Natalie’s insistence that nothing has ever happened and never will, but also that “it’s funny to bring up.”
  • [22:39] Jason: “Unfortunately, Natalie, it’s what you’re saying—sounds like you want something to happen.”

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7. Wild Hypotheticals: Sex to Save a Life

• The group riffs on the classic “would you sleep with 100 people to save a friend’s life” scenario.
  • [19:02] Jason: “Hey, if Natalie was, like, gonna die, the only way you could save her is you had to have sex with 100 women.”
  • [20:08] Natalie: “Yeah. To save your life.”
• The conversation dissolves into laughter and mock arguments about heroics, logistics, and who would take longer.

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8. Cat Content and "OnlyPaws" App Idea

• Taylor pitches “OnlyPaws”—an app for sharing cat and pet photos, playfully riffing on OnlyFans.
  • [24:28] Natalie (as Taylor): “We should start an app called OnlyPaws... starring my cat Theodore.”
  • [25:23] David: “I like the idea. OnlyPaws is good.”

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9. Behind-the-Scenes: Car Surprise Bit Fails

• Natalie recounts the logistical nightmare of surprising her divorced parents with her new car for a vlog—awkwardness abound.
  • [27:55] Jason: “Well, it was Natalie’s Dad, Natalie’s mom who are divorced, and then Natalie’s sister in the middle.”
  • [28:14] Natalie: “My dad was in San Diego, my mom was in LA... Coincidentally, they were here on the same weekend.”
• The reveal goes off the rails when her dad removes his blindfold early and her sister panics.

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10. Work/Life Balance, AI, and Existential Tangents

• The group delves into the idea of a “four-day workweek” and shares thoughts on the blurring boundaries of creative work.
  • [39:45] David: “I think you should get blacked out Friday 100%—recover Saturday and then have a day to yourself on Sunday.”
• Jason and David discuss the impact and future of AI, their own AI-generated bits, and ponder if we're all living in a simulation.
  • [44:22] David: “I just downloaded Sora... Jake Paul can license his likeness for people to use on Sora... I typed in ‘Einstein walking through a time machine and meeting Jesus Christ.’”
  • [48:00] David: "We maybe prompts ourselves right now, playing out a prompt from someone else."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Chugging Loss:
  "Never lost a beer chug—Steve Will Do It, Romeo Beckham… But this guy from Michigan State, I couldn’t believe it."
  —David, [08:56]

• On Natalie’s “Will They/Won’t They” Joke:
  "It’s really crazy… You will die without getting to kiss these lips."
  —Natalie, [21:36]

• On Platonic Friendships:
  “Guys and girls can have platonic relationships. There’s a whole show about it.”
  —Jason, [23:01]

• On Being a Hero via Hypothetical Sex:
  "So first you’re telling me I’m going to have sex with 100 girls and then also be a hero?"
  —David, [19:17]

• On "OnlyPaws":
  "It’s really funny to have Taylor on the conversations we’ve just been having—no way, she chimes in, is OnlyPaws… and it's not the cat’s asshole, right?"
  —Jason, [25:06]

• On AI Content Creation:
  “I typed in ‘Einstein walking through a time machine and meeting Jesus Christ’... and I got it. It actually moved me.”
  —David, [45:06]

• Existential Simulation Talk:
  “We maybe prompts ourselves right now… playing out a prompt from someone else.”
  —David, [48:00]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:13] — The “Final Podcast” and optimism/pessimism banter
• [02:16] — The Jimmy John’s sandwich argument
• [06:28] — 4 Charles dinner & the embarrassing beer chug
• [09:35] — Setting Natalie up with the tall chugger
• [11:00] — Club story: “I’m sleeping with Natalie tonight”
• [12:37] — Party to Plane (C2P)
• [21:21] — Natalie: “We’ve never even kissed, isn’t that wild?”
• [24:28] — "OnlyPaws" app idea
• [27:55] — The disastrous car surprise bit
• [39:45] — Four-day workweek riff
• [44:22] — Deep dive into AI content
• [48:00] — Simulation theory tangent

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Episode Highlights & Summary

This episode of VIEWS is quintessential Dobrik & Nash: quick-witted, irreverent, and packed with the casual chaos of their actual lives and friendships. Standout themes include the awkward (but funny) security of their platonic bonds, the group’s relentless ribbing, and moments where every absurdity (from club antics to hypothetical life-or-death sex challenges) gets treated with the same energy as digital-age existential dread.

The show's real heartbeat is the interplay—whether it’s about who’s responsible for hand-washing, whose job is easier when shooting, or the future of content creation. All of it is woven together with running gags about whether David and Natalie will ever cross their boundary, delivered in the classic VIEWS tone: goofy, a bit crass, and always self-aware.

Listeners will come away feeling like they spent a night on the town with the group—laughing, oversharing, and (as always) wondering, "Wait, are David and Natalie ever going to kiss?!"

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[A]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Can we treat this one as the last episode?

[C]

Final podcast.

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Yeah.

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Great. All right, I'm down.

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Go ahead.

[C]

It's the final countdown. Okay. Last podcast. What would I say?

[A]

Well, you'd say. Well, you just kind of. First of all. Yeah, you'd start with the positives.

[C]

Yeah, I'd say it was really fun.

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Yeah.

[C]

The three years off was not. And the 11 months on was good.

[A]

Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And now. How do you. And then now you talk about. But I'm excited for the future and what the future holds.

[C]

I don't talk like that. I never say that. That is kind of interesting. I never say that.

[A]

I never realized that about you. You are one of the most pessimistic people I've ever met. Really?

[C]

Aren't there more pessimistic people out there?

[A]

Okay, well, you're not like glass half empty like you. You don't believe in a glass. Like, you don't speak of it.

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't talk about the future.

[A]

That is really interesting.

[C]

You guys are. You guys were on me. You said I was. I was acting weird yesterday. I thought I was in a good mood yesterday.

[A]

No, you were. Yeah, that was exactly.

[B]

That's why it was really bizarre.

[A]

Oh, you're like a freakishly good mood.

[B]

You were so optimistic about everything. Just like over the moon. Everything was great.

[A]

I know why I was.

[C]

What?

[A]

Well, we were shooting bits at Natalie's house, and then Jay was tired and then he found my Jimmy John's sandwich. And my sandwich was untouched. Number five, veto, which was like the best order. And he went to cut himself a little slither first. Actually, first he started opening the sandwich. And I was like. I was like, let's split it. And then Natalie goes, jason, did you wash your hands? And the bit prior to it, Jason was pretending to be homeless and sitting on the ground by a dumpster where he found turd.

[C]

I found a turd. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Right by the dumpster.

[C]

And then human feces.

[A]

We can't. Yeah. And he didn't wash his.

[B]

Didn't wash his hands.

[C]

But I didn't touch the turd.

[B]

But you had your hands, like, on the wall.

[C]

I couldn't figure out how to wash my hands in your house. Your bathroom is. Is being restored, which is crazy. I couldn't figure out how to get.

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The water out of the sink. She's got one of the things. Think about. Really think about that.

[C]

I thought her water was turned off.

[A]

I don't give a. Find a lake, a river. Find anything. Spit on your hands.

[C]

I don't know. Did you wash your hands when you.

[A]

Came back from the bit? I always wash my. I didn't see you. You came in.

[C]

We were running around. Did he wash his hands, Taylor?

[B]

Yes. And I was.

[A]

Where.

[C]

Where did he go to wash his hands?

[B]

I'm just. I'm sure of it because I learned that I always have to have hand sanitizer in my bag. This man is his clean. His paws are always clean.

[C]

But also just like feeling like he's a cat.

[B]

Regardless of all that.

[A]

It's the truth. Thank you for tape hairing my bag.

[B]

No problem. You were the one that was sitting next to the homeless Shit. You know, like, you were the dirtiest you got.

[C]

I mean, did you wash your hands?

[A]

Yes, I did.

[C]

When you came in and his house after doing all those bits all day, running around robots.

[A]

That's not a fair question. Because I washed.

[C]

Yes or no?

[A]

Because first of all, I washed my hands after you.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[A]

But like, normally I would wash them immediately when I got home.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Or especially when I'm gonna eat. So. Yeah. He started opening the sub.

[C]

I didn't know I was gonna eat. There was no food in the house.

[A]

Dude. You started opening the sub before washing your hands, you fucking pervert.

[C]

I grabbed the sub. The sub was. And then I said, do you want us. I said, are you going to eat this? And you go, oh, half. And I go, okay. And then I hadn't even opened it yet. You could have easily eaten half the sub.

[A]

Yeah, but you like.

[C]

I wish you had.

[A]

You got the wrapper all weird anyway.

[C]

I didn't get the rapper all weird.

[A]

Like you shit all over the rap. The rapper's covering shit whether it was.

[B]

The outside on the wrapper.

[C]

Yeah, whatever, man.

[A]

But, yeah.

[C]

So, well, how about we take a break for dinner?

[A]

Well, that's why you were in a good mood. That's why you're in the mood.

[C]

Because of the sub. No, I was in a good mood.

[A]

Cause you got the full sub to yourself. And Jason I don't think would ever do that. But he took the first little sliver, he cut off a little bit. It barely looked like he touched a sandwich. And then he goes, damn. Yeah. He goes, this Jimmy John's bread insane. And I go, I know, it's amazing.

[C]

I haven't had Jimmy John's a long.

[A]

Time, and I love when people get excited about the things I like, because it gets me, vice versa. Excited about the thing. And I was very close. I'm a big germaphobe, and that made that. Jason's excitement for it made me really close to going back into that shit sandwich. That's how much he was. That's how passionate he was about it.

[C]

Well, speaking of last podcast, one thing I would like to say.

[A]

This isn't the last podcast, by the way, because it was just kind of the humor I have over here on the views pod.

[C]

Yeah, he's got a really gossip.

[A]

Just a bunch of yucks. Yeah. Okay, what is it?

[C]

But I would say you turned me on to Jimmy John's. You got it for me. I never knew about it.

[A]

It's so good.

[C]

I laughed at you, actually, when you first took me there. Nat, any fallout from your vagina falling out?

[B]

Wait, when did my vagina fall out?

[C]

The last episode.

[B]

Oh, I forgot about that. No, I think it's our highest performing episode.

[C]

I think so, too.

[A]

Is it really? Why? What is it titled?

[C]

Not Wearing Underwear in Front of My Boss.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I like that.

[C]

Why are you touching yourself?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Under that blanket.

[A]

Damn. Read that title to be slow.

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Yeah.

[C]

You were really nice, David. You got Wyatt into that dinner Friday night. That meant a lot to me.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

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Yeah, I really didn't want Wyatt there, but something was telling me. Yeah, that was huge. How was that dinner? We had a really expensive dinner on Friday night.

[C]

Best dinner ever.

[B]

Yes. Dude.

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Oh, fuck. I was gonna say loved it now that you loved it. We had. Yeah, it's this place called 4 Charles. Yeah, the bill was what, 13, $14,000?

[C]

Yes.

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For like, 8.

[C]

Did you look at the bill?

[A]

Huh?

[C]

Did you look at the bill?

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Yeah.

[C]

You did?

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. It's really expensive.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

It was so good.

[A]

Yeah. It's like cheeseburgers, though, if you think about it.

[B]

No, for sure.

[A]

Like, it's kind of crazy. It's 13,000 for cheeseburgers and then two plates of steak. Kind of insane, but it's delicious.

[C]

Crab cakes.

[A]

It's incredible.

[C]

And Mac and cheese.

[A]

You remember what happened there that embarrassed me?

[C]

Yeah, I remember. We don't have to talk about it.

[A]

No, you can, because I want to be more vulnerable on the pod.

[C]

Well, yeah. You looked really dumb.

[A]

Did I?

[C]

No, no.

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I'm just kidding.

[C]

It wasn't a big deal. I just couldn't believe you went back for a second.

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Well, because I wanted to see where I went wrong. We just never told the audience what happened.

[C]

No, David. David's really good at chugging things. And, like, you could eat. I've never seen anybody eat as fast as David. Speed.

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Eat.

[C]

Chug things. He's really talented at it.

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I'm, like, as good at chugging as I am at pickleball.

[C]

Sure.

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Pretty solid. If I meet you at the park, I'm beating you. But if I'm up against a professional athlete, it's not looking good. Sure. And just so happened at this dinner was Michigan State's number one beer chugger.

[C]

Yeah.

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And I didn't believe it. He was 6 foot 7. Obviously his throat, physically is bigger than mine. I couldn't believe. First I looked at the guy across from me, and I was like, you like to drink beer? And he's like, I love beer. I'm like, can you chug? You know, obviously, I go for the.

[C]

Oh, so you said this whole thing.

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I'll be honest. I go for the weird guys.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So I wasn't. I didn't even want to go for. I didn't want to go for the big guy. I didn't think he'd fucking hear me. He was to the left of me, three seats over. So I was like, it's not gonna. It'd have to kind of triangulate to his position for him to find out we were doing this.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I told the guy across from me. And then fucking. I didn't know, but they were in cahoots. The guy across from me also went to Michigan State with this fucking number one Olympic chugger. And then he looks at his buddy, he goes, yo, you're fast at chugging. You should race. Dobrik and then all of a sudden it's a four person race. And it's fucking embarrassing because the whole. The whole dinner's watching. It's like eight or nine people, but like, you know, everyone's on their phones. I take pride in this type of shit. And this guy chugs it faster than.

[B]

David hasn't lost a beer chug in quite. I don't think. I don't even. I've never seen you lose a beard.

[A]

Never lost a jog. Steve will do it. Romeo Beckham, who's a Beckham, who's from the U.K. sure.

[C]

Who?

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People. Those people drink a lot. That's their culture.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

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Yeah. Smoked.

[C]

Smoked him.

[A]

Smoked. But this guy from Michigan State, I couldn't believe it.

[C]

He was about 6, 7.

[A]

And then immediately when he beat me first, I couldn't believe it. I couldn't even post it. I couldn't even put it on. I put on my close friends, but I was so embarrassed. I was just doing it like.

[C]

You were.

[A]

Yeah. And then I went back again to.

[C]

Try and try to beat him again. Let me take that down.

[A]

Yeah, try to beat him again. Nothing. There's this thing that happens though, when there's like a really tall guy around that like the entire like dinner starts to look at Natalie and go, you should. That guy.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Every time there's like somebody tall, everybody's like, you should get with him. She like, tries to set me up with that person. Including you, for sure.

[A]

No, no, no, I. No, I. It's like, it's like a force that's not even coming out of my mouth. Like something literally takes over my body and goes, him. And I like, literally.

[B]

I can't.

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I can't control. Oh, my God. I don't know what it is. Yeah, no, it's weird. But everyone start doing it and then everybody joins on.

[B]

Because once you.

[A]

I started. Alita started. Oh, I didn't start it. Our friend started it. And then when he left to go to the bathroom, she's. Our friend turned to me and was like, nelly should hook up with him. And I went, yes. And then all night we were kind of just like going it on.

[B]

I mean, then all night. It wasn't a secret either. Like, everybody was like, everybody knew that. Knew that. Even though I had. I was not even saying anything, but this guy also thought that I was gonna sleep with him that night.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, because David went up to him.

[A]

And was like, dude, he was really drunk. My favorite was he was making out with this girl at the club.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[A]

He's making out with this girl.

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And we have a tiny, tiny little table. If it's like six people. Okay, okay. And he starts making out with this girl that, like, prior. Like, two minutes prior. He asked if I could get this girl to leave the table. And then she. I was like, no, I'm not gonna tell this poor girl to just leave.

[C]

Like, this girl, don't make out with her.

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And he sits down next to her, they start making out. And I'm so confused. And then I'm sitting on the other side of him talking to, like, my girlfriend or whatever, and I can hear him be like, hey, sorry, I can't do this right now. I'm actually. I'm sleeping with Natalie tonight. That's what he tells to the girl that he's actively making out with.

[C]

No way.

[B]

It was so crazy. He did that to, like, three or four girls.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like, yeah. Like, we're like. We had other friends meet us there. The girl was like, I think this guy's hitting on me. But he also said just to keep in mind that I'm sleeping with Natalie tonight.

[C]

It's kind of genius.

[A]

Yeah, it was actually kind of funny.

[B]

Yeah, it was hilarious.

[C]

That would really throw a girl off, I think. Like, well, wait, you don't want me?

[A]

Yeah. It's like, yeah, I'd make out with you right now, but just a heads up, it's not going. Not going past here because I'm already booked for tonight.

[B]

So many. Needless to say, we did not sleep together that night.

[A]

Didn't sleep. But we had. We had a pretty good. We had a pretty good method going on. We were in New York.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We can't. We can't talk about what we're there for yet because it's not going to be in the vlog for a couple weeks.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's something really exciting with my fam. But we had. So we kind of wanted to come back to. To LA because we needed to film the rest of the vlog because we have to hold this footage for two weeks from now. So, like, fuck, we got to film the rest. And then we didn't want to miss out on our friend's dinner, so we booked two flights. We booked a 6am flight. Right. And a 4pm flight, and we stuck it out. Nally and I, we partied to the plane. We partied to the plane.

[B]

Peter, me.

[A]

Which is actually kind of incredible.

[B]

I did wake up to both of your close friends, like, on a Plane. And you guys were both so proud that you might made it.

[A]

No, it was a big deal.

[B]

It was really funny. I feel like I timed it perfectly where, like, I didn't want to leave the club too early because then I would go back to the hotel and like maybe fall asleep or something. And I wouldn't wake up for the flight. So I just like really stuck it out. I stayed there till like 4:30 in the morning.

[A]

Is that what it's called? C2P.

[B]

2P. Plane to plane, party to plane. Oh, yeah. So I stayed at the club till 4:30.

[A]

Does Alix Earl know about this?

[B]

How to do it? Yeah, she's definitely like, but does she.

[A]

Know about this catchphrase? She's kind of like the master of it. Has she coined it?

[B]

I think she's definitely aware.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I don't know her like that.

[A]

She's C to peeing. Okay.

[B]

But yeah, no, I timed it perfectly. I stayed at the club till like 4:30. No, I stayed at the club till like 4:10. Went back to the hotel, which was super close.

[A]

Oh, he's so brave.

[B]

Packed up 4:40. Woke both your asses up.

[C]

Woke me up with Wyatt in my bed.

[B]

I know Jason was like, I brought someone home last night. And I was like. And I was filming. Cause I was like just being funny, knocking on their doors. And I was like, who is it? And then it was poor. Like, I didn't actually anybody in your bed. I thought you were just being funny, period. And then it was actually Wyatt under the covers. And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

[A]

That's really funny. That big afro sticking out.

[B]

And he was like. His hands were like up, blocking his face from my flash. And I was like, I'm really sorry.

[A]

Wyatt's so nice. When Wyatt is Jason's son. And we were leaving and he was saying goodbye to everybody. He's always so thankful. And he's like, oh my gosh. Yeah, he's like the most thankful kid ever. And then I feel like it's a.

[B]

Bit sometimes, like I can't tell if it's real.

[A]

Me too. I don't know if it's real. I don't know. Well, now I know it's real, but yeah, I could see why you would think that. But he me like, hey, thanks for doing this for my dad. Thanks for bringing him out here. Oh my God. I'm like, okay. Hell yeah.

[B]

That's pretty.

[A]

Thanks for including my dad. I know. He's so funny. He's a lot to hang out with. But nice. It's nice to get him out of the house.

[C]

He really needed this.

[A]

You ever think, Jay, you're going to get like really old or you're going to have like some like, memory loss? You're like going to. And you're going to come back to like, to come back to like these moments. Like, you ever think you're gonna be like, dave, where are you? Or you're gonna have like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you know what I mean? Like, do you think he's ever gonna be triggered? And you're gonna be like back in the vlog days. And you'll be like, where's Dave? Where's Dave? I'm late. I'm late. I'm late for the flight. I'm late for the flight. Right.

[C]

But I'm really just in my bed.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

With a nurse.

[A]

You're really 95. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Dave's not here. It's not here. Dave's not here.

[C]

Car surprise. Don't blow it. Car surprise.

[A]

Today.

[C]

Don't say anything.

[A]

G. Justin Bieber's backseat Only Carly and Aaron now. Don't tell Matt. Pancake. That's really funny.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'll look back on in terms of my working life for sure.

[A]

That's really funny. The nurse has to put like a vlog camera in your hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hold this, hold this, hold this, hold this.

[C]

Like when like granddad's like really sick, they put like a Chicago Cubs hat on his head and he can barely move. You put a vlog camera in my hand. That's really funny.

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[A]

When Jay passes Naveen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the plan?

[B]

Well, I think I'm gonna die before him is like the consensus.

[A]

Let's pretend that's not happening.

[B]

He dies first.

[A]

Yeah. Let's say. How old are you, Jay?

[C]

52.

[A]

52. So let's say now, how long we talking? Probably another 30. Yeah. Okay. Let's just say 10 for the sake of this argument.

[B]

30 years. That's a long time. No, I'm just kidding.

[A]

I hope he's dead before, say, in 10 years. Jay passes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the plan? Yeah. How much time till you remarry?

[B]

Well, so I.

[A]

I think I would.

[B]

Be really sad, and I would, like, go through the feelings, but I think that, like.

[A]

A crazy question to navigate.

[B]

Totally. I don't know.

[A]

You could pass.

[B]

I'd like to think I would date people to try to, like, heal my heart a little.

[A]

Jay, what would you want her to do?

[C]

I mean, become a nun? No, actually, I'm not like that. I'm like, naveen's going. Naveen's going. We're going to a wedding. And they needed a girl to walk down the aisle with two guys, and they.

[B]

Because one of the girls dropped out, like, last second, and the whole family.

[C]

Decided that I. I'm the man that would take it the best.

[B]

Everyone else's husband is, like, a little more, like, controlling. So they're like, already, what? I can't wait.

[C]

On tv?

[A]

Is that why I'm saying what that's like? Yeah, that's, like, a crazy thing, walking down the aisle.

[B]

It's not like you guys are, like, hooking up. You're just, like, going for a.

[C]

For some people it is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Some people are just.

[C]

Maybe it's not the best example, but.

[B]

Like, I was like, I'll have two guys. And then they were like, yeah, he's.

[A]

Got all the guys.

[C]

Yeah. Two, six, four guys on her arms.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

I'll draw the line there. You didn't talk about their height. I didn't know that. Damn.

[C]

But I don't get jealous. Really? I would want her to move on, like, right away.

[B]

Yeah. You tell me to move on even now sometimes.

[C]

Well, just to save yourself.

[A]

That's kind of crazy.

[B]

I agree with that, though. You don't want your partner to be, like, miserable and sad and just depressed just because you're gone, you know?

[C]

Hey, if. If Natalie. If Natalie was, like, gonna die, the only way you could save her is you had to have sex.

[A]

This is what I'm talking about.

[C]

100 women.

[A]

I'd have to have sex with 100 women to save her.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah, but on camera.

[A]

What? This is a Scarlet one, dude. I like getting fucked by LeBron more. I feel like this is a good.

[C]

My questions are a little more straight.

[A]

So first you're telling me I'm gonna have sex with 100 girls and then also be a hero.

[C]

Yeah, but it's filmed.

[A]

But yeah, but like my hero. It's like me running into fire and like saving Natalie.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I guess you'd come out the hero on that one.

[B]

He gets to sleep with a hundred different women to save my life. But it's like a no brainer.

[C]

How long would it take you?

[A]

Two minutes a girl. And that's.

[B]

What is that takes three months.

[A]

That's really funny. I've taken it up 30 years. Natalie's held in limbo, talking to God. Is he done by any chance? No, sweetheart. I'm so sorry. He's still on.

[C]

Still working on it.

[A]

Still on the first one. He's scared to go on the first date. No, no. I'll get that done. Nat, Would you sleep with 100 guys for me? That's a better question.

[B]

Yeah. To save your life.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It's really tough to think about though. A hundred men.

[A]

Can I. Can I say okay, if Jason had a twin? Because I don't want to disrespect Naveen. If Jason had a twin and it was also Jason Nash and I am 100.

[C]

You better fucking fuck 100 guys to save my life. I do it for you.

[A]

That's not what I'm saying.

[B]

Is what you say.

[A]

That's not where I'm going, dude. Huh? That's not where I'm going.

[C]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

Sorry. It's okay. Maybe we should just keep it at that.

[C]

No.

[A]

No. Well, I was gonna say, would you have sex with Jason every. Jason's twin. Would you have sex with Jason's twin every day to keep me alive?

[B]

He's really. For the rest of your life?

[A]

Naveen, don't say like that.

[B]

He's really cool. Sorry, sir.

[A]

When you throw your little reality anecdotes in, it really fucks us up.

[C]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[A]

What are you doing? What are you doing?

[C]

Habib, we have too much sex.

[A]

Okay, Nevermind. No more.

[B]

Change it.

[C]

You literally have to stop.

[A]

Okay. Tell us about your cat.

[B]

This is kind of a crazy thought I was thinking about like yesterday. But isn't it kind of crazy? We're so close.

[A]

Dude. She brings this up all the time.

[B]

Because it is crazy.

[A]

Hey. You're shaking your head, right?

[B]

I finished my thought. I feel like every time I'm like, around this specific group of people, it always comes up, like, how you guys haven't slept together, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was not even. Just not even sleeping together. It's like, I don't even touch you. Like, I never. I've never kissed you. We've never done anything in our entire lives, which is, like, really crazy. You will die without getting to kiss these lips.

[A]

I mean, that's. I think that's fine, but it's really funny. Doesn't it sound like it's kind of bothering?

[B]

No, I'm not bothered. I just think it's funny, like, that we spend so much time together and there's nothing has ever happened.

[A]

Tay. How often is she bringing this shit up?

[B]

No, yeah, it's often. But, like, I think about it and I'm like, it's crazy. But, like, I would see how it's crazy, like, when you guys think, like, started becoming friends, like, a really long time ago, but now I feel like, I don't know, everyone in this house is, like, so close that it's, like, not weird. Also, you talk about it all the time.

[A]

I don't know why you're putting it on me. I think it's disgusting where your head's going.

[B]

Well, that's the other thing, too.

[A]

Is like, a little perv, huh?

[B]

I'm actually kind of chilling.

[A]

I mean, just have a conversation where it's funny, like it's bringing up sex or fucking. I think it's that hard to have an intellectual conversation for once on this planet.

[B]

Well, it's also because you are such a little perv, and I'm actually pretty cute. Like, the other way around.

[A]

Oh, my God, she's so hurt. Do you see this? Are you fucking picking it up? Jay?

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Jay, speak. Say something.

[B]

You're missing out.

[C]

I don't know. This is a weird area.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Unfortunately, Natalie, it's what you're saying sounds like you want something to happen.

[B]

No.

[C]

And I know you don't, so I don't know why you're pushing it.

[B]

Oh, I just think it's funny.

[C]

Yeah, I mean. I mean, like, guys and girls can have.

[A]

It's just a joke.

[C]

Girls, you have friendship with girls, you never have any sex with them. That's not weird.

[B]

My girlfriends? Yeah, I don't fuck.

[C]

But no, I'm saying, like, guys and girls can have platonic relationships. There's a whole show about it.

[B]

I just think it's funny. I think it's. Well, I think because of his personality.

[C]

Oh, because he's such a pervert.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think has anything to do with me.

[A]

I'm not a pervert. Please.

[C]

I mean, I think he's honestly repulsed by you.

[A]

Thank you, Jason.

[C]

And that doesn't. Not to say that he should be, but in his brain.

[A]

It's right out my mouth.

[C]

In his brain.

[A]

No, I'm not repulsed by that. It's just like, it's. You know. And also saying that we haven't done anything. When I fucking went eye to eye with your vagina last week is not doing. Not doing my battle any justice.

[B]

I think that's. I would be like. I feel like that's why she's so upset, too, is because.

[A]

Because I saw it and I didn't touch it.

[B]

Ew. No, no, because you were just, like. Your face was just repulsed. Like, it was. Well, I would, if any. I look at vaginas and I'm like, I wasn't repulsed.

[A]

It's like, you're not supposed to see it during podcasts.

[B]

No, I.

[A]

Those are the moments.

[C]

There were a lot of comments. They wanted video. That was the most famous.

[B]

That's really fun video.

[C]

Bunch of perverts out there.

[B]

Literal.

[A]

That's really funny. Wow. We should do a pod like that. That's pretty good. Put it behind a paywall like OnlyFans. One video podcast. All of us fully nude.

[B]

What?

[A]

Think about it. It's really good money.

[B]

Oh, Ferris. Speaking of, Ferris had a really great idea.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yesterday when we were driving, that we should start an app called Only Paws. Oh, yeah. Starring my cat Theodore. And I actually agree because how many times do you, like, look up a cute photo of something, A cute puppy or. But what if you got the best of the best? I think this would really be great for your niche of the world. I mean, like, I think only paws. Do you know how many photos I have of my cat? It's insane. And they're all cute. They're all perfect, and I look at them all the time.

[A]

It's really funny to have Taylor on the conversations we've just been having. No way. She chimes in. Is only paws.

[C]

And it's not sexual. Right. It's not the cat's asshole.

[B]

I don't think so now, Jay. Oh, my God.

[C]

Cause we all can see plenty of that.

[A]

I don't think so. No, Jay.

[C]

Well, I get it. I like the idea. Only paws is good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's not bad.

[B]

I think someone's gonna take it now.

[A]

I actually didn't. I used to not be like, climb this cat tower. I used to not be like a cat guy at all. But Taylor snaps me probably three, four times in the morning when she wakes up and it's just snaps of her cat.

[B]

He's so cute.

[A]

And it's just her being like, good morning munchie, coochie, chunchy. And I watch the whole thing.

[B]

Yeah, I always wonder when you're. Cause sometimes I'll cut it to where he starts meowing so it's cuter so that you watch the full thing.

[A]

Oh, you.

[B]

I did that this morning.

[A]

You'll edit it so I get the best part.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

Do you ever watch me as I open all the snaps to see if I'm actually watching them or if I'm just clicking through them? Cause you could see when they've been opened. And sometimes you'll send me like six in a row and I was like, do I wonder, do you watch that?

[B]

Oh, well, now I will.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

Yeah, I'll keep it. What do you mean? Doesn't it just open? It just says it's opened.

[A]

Yeah, but like if she's sending me a full 20 second video, it'll act as two different snaps. Right? So like if, if it, if it doesn't open 10 seconds after another, it means I'm skipping through them really quickly. Oh, if she's literally Taylor, she doesn't do this anymore. But like she'd like get. Go out and she'd be drunk and she'd try to tell me a story like at night. And I'm not even kidding. It'd be. I'm not kidding. It'd be like 16, 17 snaps.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

And I would like, I'd tune in for the first two or three and then I'd realize that it's just Taylor.

[B]

That's understandable.

[A]

But I still sit with them. Cause I'm like, I don't want her to think that I've skipped through them. So I just put them down and I just let him play through.

[B]

But you don't do that with Theodore.

[A]

No, Theodore. I watch all of them.

[B]

See? Told you only pause. Alright. Anyways, are you gonna kiss me or what?

[A]

Oh my God.

[C]

We talk about that botch surprise yesterday.

[A]

I'll do it. That's actually a really.

[B]

No, it's not in the vlog yet.

[A]

We can. Let's just tee it up. Who cares? We'll say Natalie got a new car.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

The next vlog is fully Natalie. A lot of I am a star nat. Got a new car. It's really exciting. She got it herself. It's exciting. This is. I'm not trying to flex, but I've gotten her her last two cars, so this is her. This is her first actual car purchase on her own.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

This was a big deal. I know she's 28 or 29, but this is like. This play's really big. So we went to go. Surprise. This part won't be in the vlog. Cause it was so bad. So funny, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Jay, you want to set it up?

[C]

Well, it was Natalie's dad, Natalie's mom, who are divorced.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And then Natalie's sister in the middle.

[A]

Yes. Well, you should say, when's the last time they were together?

[B]

My parents have not been in the. For three years now.

[A]

In the same room. That's kind of crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She got them together for this to show them the car.

[B]

Coincidentally, they were here on the same weekend. My dad was in San Diego. My mom was in la, and I got my dad to come up here.

[C]

Yeah. And David just said, okay, blindfold's on. And when I say, three, two, go, take off your blindfold. But Natalie's dad just heard, go.

[A]

Yeah. So he took it off.

[C]

And he's just standing there as I'm saying.

[A]

So when I say, three, two, go, you guys are gonna. And as I said that. Go right there. He took his blindfold off. And then Natalie looks at me, starts panicking. And I'm trying to reset everything. And not only that, but under his blindfold, he's wearing shades. So I don't even know if he's opened his eyes yet. So it's a complete disaster. And I'm wait, Natalie. And then Natalie goes off and rips the blindfold off her sister. And her sister goes, oh, my God. And then her mom's like, what am I doing? I'm not good on video. At the same exact time, it is the biggest. Taking her blindfold and me, Jason Faris, and John, who are all behind the camera, just fucking take off in a sprint the other direction. That was one of the most painful experiences ever.

[B]

Yeah. That was crazy. My sister was so in order to get my. My dad was visiting my sister in San Diego, and I had to, like, I was begging him. I was like, you haven't seen me in. So, you know, I was like, guilt tripping to, like, get him to la. Cause I didn't want to tell him what was happening or that he'd be in the vlog. He'd overthink it. And he. My sister was like, I know. And I didn't tell her what was happening either. But she was like, I know I'm gonna come up there because we're doing a vlog thing or whatever. And I know I'm not gonna be in the video. Cause we filmed other things with her and she hasn't been like, in a vlog yet. And I'll make her drive all the way up here and she's never in it.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. And I was like. I was like, no, I promise you, like, I won't let you down on this one. This one is like for sure in the bag.

[A]

She's not gonna be in the middle, bro. There's a serious shinks that goes on with the vlogs with that. It happens all the time with every single person. Like, anytime we finish a bit and we do it with like actors or new people, they'll always be like, when does this go up?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the second they ask that that it doesn't ever go up.

[B]

It like fucks with the.

[A]

It's so weird. It happens every single time.

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[C]

David, we were sad to say, but the nominations for Golden Globe for best podcast has come out and we were not on the list.

[A]

I saw this.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What the.

[C]

I don't know, man. I really thought you gave it. Give it your all.

[A]

Did you send them the hemorrhoid episode?

[C]

I did. I sent them the hemorrhoid episode. I heard back. They said this is really good. And it's what?

[A]

Send him this. Send this audio.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I'm trying to get it Clean. That's why I'm not talking. I love when you eat.

[A]

Hold on, guys.

[C]

If you can guess what David is eating right now, these are good.

[A]

I love this segment.

[B]

Okay, go.

[C]

It's time for David Eats, and we're gonna guess.

[A]

I'm gonna take one more bite of mystery food.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Suck my dick.

[C]

Let me put that.

[A]

You could have had this one. Okay, Ready?

[C]

Yeah, go ahead.

[A]

If you can guess what this is, what are we gonna give away?

[C]

I will PayPal the first person in the Spotify comments. I will pay PayPal or Venmo them $10.

[A]

$100.

[C]

A hundred.

[A]

I'll send them $100.

[C]

The first person to guess it.

[A]

First person to guess it. Correct. This one's gonna be a difficult one.

[C]

Okay, go ahead.

[A]

I kind of want the exact thing that's going.

[C]

It's got to be exact.

[B]

Like, from.

[A]

Like, from the specific place.

[C]

No, no, not from the civic place, but just the type of food it is.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Okay. Fucking lock in. 100 bucks could be yours right here.

[B]

Mmm. That was kind of nice.

[C]

You didn't hear it on the phones. It was incredible.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

It was incredible. In fact, I think people will get it.

[A]

Really?

[C]

I think so.

[A]

Cause I did that good of a job.

[C]

You did such a good job. Because we had a little roof action of the mouth in there. It was really good. Natalie, you want to try?

[A]

Natalie's looking at what I'm eating. Do you still not know?

[B]

No, I know what it is. I was just looking at the place.

[C]

Let's make it.

[B]

That's gonna be tough for people.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Because if I know you, I'm thinking.

[A]

Yeah, shut up, shut up, shut up. Natalie shouldn't give away our 100 bucks like that. Let the people decide.

[B]

They deserve it.

[C]

Nat, would you want to take a bite?

[A]

You know what'd be crazy? If the Golden Globes emailed. The Golden Globes official count as the first person to comment. It's a banana. Fuck you.

[C]

That would be amazing.

[A]

Sick. Okay. Yeah.

[B]

You know, it was funny this weekend when we went to New York. I was telling you, Jay, that I wanted to share this with you on the podcast.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That would have pissed me off.

[B]

No, not that it would piss you off. I said. You pissed me off by something that you said. We're sitting in the living room with a hotel room, this beautiful hotel room, and David turns to me. It's like fucking midnight or something, and he goes, you know, it must be nice being you. Like, you don't have to, like, when you go to the bit tomorrow, you just sit there. You don't have to do anything. Like, I'm like, really? I'm over here, like, really stressing about it. Granted, I have coordinated, like, every aspect of this entire thing.

[A]

I think about this a lot.

[B]

And he was like. And this is true. Like, there's a lot of the bits where I'm just kind of, like, sitting there partaking. Like, my job is done once the bit starts, essentially.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And I just thought it was so funny because he was just like, it's so nice. Like, you don't even have to be funny. You don't have to say anything. You just gotta sit there. And I was like, yeah. Cause my job for the past month is done.

[A]

No, I know, I know, I know.

[B]

It's so funny.

[A]

What? Jay?

[C]

She just went.

[A]

I said, yeah. Cause my job's been done for the past month. I thought you were gonna immediately jump to her defense. You just made fun of her.

[B]

Yeah, I was like.

[A]

I thought you would have my side on this one, Jay. I like her.

[C]

No, she has little tics that come out that are so funny. It's like after she does something, she goes, ahah. You ever see her do that?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Jay, come on, get her back here.

[C]

So he has to shit on me.

[A]

For things that are completely unrelated. I was giving you the opportunity, but you went, no, D. You don't understand. She sounds like a fucking moron. No, no, no. I get what Natalie's saying.

[C]

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I thought it was really funny.

[C]

That is rude also.

[A]

Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, because, like, this is the. This is where I meant it from. Like, I meant it, like, when it's a celebrity bit.

[C]

Yeah. I would love.

[A]

Like, I think about Carly and Aaron in the backseat of Justin Bieber a lot because it's like, I love watching surprises. So, like, I am making the videos that I would love to watch.

[C]

Right?

[A]

But, God, would I love to just watch them and not make them. Like, especially in those moments. Cause I'm so stressed. Like, with Justin Bieber in the car. Or we did a celebrity bit for a vlog two vlogs away. Right. We surprised someone in my family. Yeah, but it's just like. Yeah, I'm just like. I wish I was just in the Tesla and I was just watching the bit unfold and just fingers crossed as Natalie. I know, Nat. You do?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm coming to your defense now because it is amazing. Like, I just get to sit there Next. Just take it all in.

[A]

Yeah. She's. Yeah. Like, it was like, really?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I don't envy your job at all.

[A]

No, no, I'm not saying I know.

[B]

On you, but it was just fun. It was just funny.

[A]

No, guys, it's not that difficult. Please.

[B]

You know, I'm. I've talked to like eight different team members to coordinate this. I'm like on pins and needles trying to get it done. Like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, it can't be funny. And it's like, you know, he has his own talent and he's doing his thing. It's just really funny in the moment because like, like I'd also been like slaving away. This bit that we've also been trying to make happen for years.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And it was just really funny.

[C]

I would argue too. It's like your job is not that hard.

[A]

No, of course not.

[C]

In that scenario, it's like the celebrity's doing all the heavy lifting. So you'd have to be a real moron to fuck it up.

[A]

Yes. Most of the time. Yeah, yeah. When you're with a celebrity. But it's just nerve wracking to being with. Yeah, it's that nerve wracking that like, oh, I hope it's not awkward talking to this person. It's like this person's taking time out of their day and putting trust in me for this to do well for them too.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So like, this is like all. Everything has to go right here.

[C]

What goes through your mind if you're dealing with a big celebrity and you're filming with them?

[A]

It's like, it's just. It's the lighting. I get so nervous about the lighting. Like, I know if I fuck it up in the camera or anything and that crazy. Just like a button I hit on my camera and I'm just like praying to God it's actually recording. Yeah, I think about that too. Like when we had Justin Bieber in the car, like, I'm just like, I like feel. And then I stopped. I like I was recording and then I stopped hitting record or I stopped it and I was like. Did it actually, like just. It's in there now. Like, it's just like a really weird thing to think. It's like it's, we got it and like, it'll stay there. And then I literally. I treat the fucking like the camera like it's like a bag full of poop. Like I'm holding it like a couple inches away from my fucking face so I don't get any moisture. On it or anything. I get it straight to the computer and like preserve the footage. But no, no. Now he's been like really working at that bit, so that was a funny example. But yeah, I was just like stressed out going into it. That feels so good though. I really wish I was just sitting. Sitting in the back. But also, fuck. Would I ever be able to plan a bit like the actual logistics, conversations with other adults? No, no, no.

[C]

I could find a celeb and let you tag along if you want. You just watch it.

[A]

That would be really fun.

[B]

You want to.

[C]

I'll call my few celebrity friends and I'll surprise.

[A]

I don't have anything to do with it.

[C]

You don't have. You can just sit in the back and enjoy.

[A]

All right. Don't ask me things.

[C]

I won't.

[A]

I'm actually down. Who would you get? Because like, obviously I could be. I could be in on it because I'm like, I'm the Natalie in the situation. Do you want me to reach out to the celebrity? My buddy Jason wants to.

[C]

Well, like Naveen would probably love to meet.

[A]

Who?

[C]

Taylor.

[A]

Taylor Swift.

[C]

Hudson?

[B]

No.

[C]

Taylor Swift.

[A]

Oh, brother. Come on, man. Why are you naming the toughest celebrity.

[C]

On the planet, Vince Vaughn? Would that excite you?

[A]

There we go.

[B]

No, I'm married. There's not much I could do there.

[C]

Oh, you want to bet? You want one night? You want a hall pass with Vince Vaughn?

[B]

No, no, he's married too.

[A]

You wouldn't do a hall pass, Davine?

[B]

No, I don't like. I just don't like sleeping with someone unless, like we're gonna spend our like life together.

[A]

You never know where the hall pass will take you.

[B]

True.

[A]

Hey, Vince, I know this is a one time thing, but I can see myself being with you.

[C]

Bad news, buddy. I'm taking your wife. Okay, Dave, what do you think of this?

[A]

I hit it.

[C]

Finland's youngest prime minister wanted to introduce a four day work week with six hour days. What do you think of that?

[B]

I mean, I can tell you exactly what he thinks about that dog shit.

[A]

Can you say it again?

[C]

It's a four day work week. It's a. It's a prime minister in Finland. They want to do four day work week. Six hour days.

[A]

Wait, why would I think that that's dog shit.

[B]

Well, for yourself, because you're a slave driver.

[A]

Oh, I don't consider what you do like, like, it's not like the general, it's like a creative work. I think it's a little different. I think we work differently well, for sure. We have different benefits. There's people that work with us that are. But regardless structured like regular employees. But I feel like, like Natalie more specifically. Well, for sure, but it's more like just creative.

[B]

But my. But my work is also based, like, I'm interacting with people that are.

[A]

Yes, yes. That are on the regular time.

[B]

Yeah. So, like, my weekends would also therefore extend.

[A]

I mean, I think that shit only works in, like, Europe.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Right. Yeah.

[B]

Well, our economy, like, doesn't work like that.

[A]

I don't know why. Like, I love that idea.

[C]

You do?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

I think Friday should be a weekend. It should be Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I think Saturday, Sunday is just ridiculous.

[A]

I think you should get blacked out Friday. 100% recover Saturday. Yes. And then have a day to yourself on Sunday.

[B]

Exactly. Couldn't agree more.

[A]

Wait. I guess I actually would make mean that you would have to get blacked out Thursday and then get blacked out again Friday.

[B]

I like having like, full recovery. Yeah. Like having a real time to recover.

[A]

I also think it'd be important, like, you come home fry. You come home Thursday night from work.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you could just go. Just go to bed and then the next day you go out. Do you know what?

[C]

That's nice.

[A]

That sounds nice.

[C]

Then you fresh Friday.

[A]

Yo, can I do this prime minister guy? Let me talk to him.

[B]

Wait, that's actually genius.

[A]

I just made like, the perfect time to go out. That's pretty sick.

[B]

That'd be perfect. Yeah.

[C]

Using AI to replace an actor is now against the law in California.

[A]

About time. Tired of being in films I'm not wanting to be a part of.

[B]

Wait, what does that mean? You can't use AI characters in film, period. Or just to replace somebody that exists. This already.

[A]

Sorry, Christopher Nolan. If you're going to want me, you're going to have to reach out yourself.

[C]

Yeah. So it's like if you. If you booked a job and then they're like, you know what? We're just going to AI.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I mean, that's against the law. I thought this was really interesting. This is like a TikTok that I saw. So it's just like a guy who's 66 talking about, like, how hard it is to be older. Because you don't think of yourself as 66. You think of yourself as like 46. And so it's like older people can't connect with other older people because some people who are like 60 think they're 30, and some people who are 60 think they're 60.

[A]

Oh, interesting. You just have to find like minded people. I feel like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So some. I saw another TikTok that was talking about, like, how, like, 90s babies.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And 80s and 90s babies are like, the last, like, people to experience, like, just a world without technology. Like, and we're like, the first people to adapt to it. Like, isn't that crazy? Like a baby born today.

[C]

Crazy.

[A]

A baby born today will not know a world without AI.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That is a fucking insane. That's fucking crazy.

[C]

I know.

[A]

That's fucking crazy. We shouldn't have babies born today. I think that's the only fix because AI's not going anywhere.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Your first born will just make all those kids even smarter and more advanced. Totally.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

No, but here, I'll tell you, Charlie's not allowed to use AI, which I think is no way.

[A]

And I was allowed to fucking smoke weed and do coke off Natalie's ass. You know what I did? No, I didn't do that.

[C]

But think about it. You have a kid that's like, growing up now, and all the schools are like, you can't use AI. But shouldn't they be learning AI?

[A]

Yes, but, Jay, they are all using AI.

[C]

They're not. No, they are, but they have.

[B]

They have a scanner that checks to see if you use chatgpt. Cbt. But if you take.

[A]

Yeah, you just take it into another AI software.

[B]

Yeah, you just take the little codes out.

[C]

No, but it's like automatic expelled if you get caught.

[A]

Oh, it's actually. Okay. That's actually pretty scary. You automatically expelled if you use AI, you're done.

[C]

You're out. You're out of the school.

[A]

I mean, I don't even. Even if I thought for sure they couldn't catch me. That is actually pretty scary.

[C]

And then also, I think about this. I'm like. I'm like, well, we're, we're. We're working here every day. Like, we're doing the dumb videos or whatever. I'm sorry. The videos are really great, great. But, like, you know, we're doing this, right? Making content. It's fun. But, like, am I, like, should I just be, like, learning AI?

[A]

No.

[C]

Do you know what I mean?

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

Should I just, like, come up with something that's like, that's what's gonna be?

[A]

I don't think so. I have seen, you know, our podcast is really on the forefront of AI.

[C]

I feel like we're really on, of.

[A]

Course, cutting at shit. I just downloaded sora yes. Have you gotten Sora?

[C]

Did you make that Views video?

[A]

Yeah. I sent Jason a video of Martin Luther King being like, I have a dream that the Views podcast needs to be back on video.

[C]

So good. It was so good.

[A]

Yes. So Sora is amazing. Have you used it?

[C]

No.

[A]

It's fully like TikTok creators post on there. Oh, wow. Every single video is AI. Everything is AI. And if you're a celebrity, you can license your likeness to the people on the app and it's called a cameo. So, like, Jake Paul can. You've seen a lot of Jake Paul being gay and Jake Paul painting his nails and stuff like that. It's because he's licensing his. His likeness for people to use on Sora. But it's so easy. Like, I typed in Einstein walking through a time machine and meeting Jesus Christ.

[C]

And you got it.

[A]

And I got it. And it's like. And it's Al and it's Albert. I go, like, I finally. I finally figured it out. I'm here. And Jesus goes, we have a lot to talk about, Albert. It's like, crazy. It actually moved me. And then I was like, give me another one. I said, a shot through a window where you see a school bus pull up, but every kid coming off it is actually a monkey, and it's a bunch of monkeys through a window. And it's a little girl being like, they're all monkeys. What are they doing? It's fucking crazy.

[C]

How long does it take for the video to process from prompt?

[A]

About 60 seconds.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. So, like, I've had this bit idea where I wanted to deplane a plane in the fastest way possible.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I've typed in people on a commercial airline trying to beat the world record for deplaning the quickest. And it showed me how my bit looked. And now I'm not doing it because it looks fucking dumb, but, like, it's all. It's passengers that look completely real and they're leaving a plane trying to break the fucking record. Well, I mean, it's truly insane. This is. It's.

[C]

It's like, so what do you make of all that? Being you, like, somebody who makes videos for a living. Done very well with it, I think.

[A]

I think there's going to be, like. I think there's gonna be, like, new, like, the new era of, like, meme pages. I also think there's a serious renaissance in creativity that's. That's, like, on the horizon. I think film, I think music, I think content. I think all that is, like, Like, I think we're, like, about to, like, come back.

[C]

Like, tell me what you mean, like, using AI or people not using AI?

[A]

I don't really know.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

It just, like, feels like it. Doesn't it feel like it. Don't you just feel like we've, like, reset?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Oh, it feels like we're like, dude.

[C]

I saw Stephen Hawking doing the backflips.

[A]

On the skate ramp.

[C]

On a skate ramp.

[A]

That was real.

[C]

And I was done. I was like, oh, I can't. You can't beat this, right? Like, no one can come up with a joke that's as funny as this. You know what I mean? Like, what? No one can go. You can't go film that. It's like, I don't know.

[A]

I wonder if it's gonna make things funnier.

[C]

The Jake Paul thing. It sounds. And I love Jake Paul. It sounds like Jake Paul. When I first saw it, I was like, oh, this is Jake being funny.

[A]

Oh, 100%.

[C]

And I showed it to Naveen and she was like, oh, I was pranking her. But she was like, oh, yeah. Oh, he's gay. Okay. Like, it's weird.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know.

[C]

I don't know. Does anyone know?

[A]

No. No.

[C]

Well, that's all the time we have.

[A]

But do you understand that? That's why I think it's. But that's why we are.

[C]

I understand what you're saying. It feels like there's gonna be some kind of renaissance.

[A]

I understand why. That's why they're this. I've never understood it as clear as I understand it now. Now, that is why there is a really good chance we are a simulation. I didn't know what those words meant. No, I didn't know what those words meant. Do you understand now?

[B]

Nope.

[A]

Like, someone like, I type in this prompt to see Albert Einstein meeting Jesus and I'm watching a video and it's like, pretty good. The. The dialogue isn't there. I still don't believe it. Right? But in 5, 10, 15, 20, 34, 5, 600 years, prompts are going to have a mind of its own. So we. Damn, we maybe prompts ourselves right now, playing out a prompt from someone else.

[C]

We interrupt this program.

[A]

Do you know what I mean, Naveen? Yeah, that actually makes sense. Like, isn't that crazy? Like, I never understood it that way. But, like, someone wrote a prompt saying, David Dobrik, YouTuber, Slovakia, 18, meets this guy, 45, gave me a really descriptive prompt and probably wrote in seconds because they're living in a completely different world as we are. And I am playing out that prompt. Prompt. You're playing out that prop. Somebody. It's all just like. And maybe in our prompt. Lifetime. It takes a lifetime because we are the prompts. But for them, they get the data back like this. Like, whatever they need to analyze, like, whether it's emotional damage, depression, happiness, how, like, I overcome things, how I fucking want to kill. Like, every emotion they're analyzing, I'm actually going through it like a computer program would. And that fucking crazy think about.

[C]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Know.

[A]

I don't want to go down that rabbit hole. But, like, yeah, we. There's a very good chance we're props.

[C]

So, Jake, Paul's not gay.

[A]

No, he's gay. All right, guys, that's all the time we have. Thank you guys for joining the Views podcast and we'll see you for the next one. Bye. Bye. And Doug, here we have the Limu Emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mut.

[C]

Fascinating.

[A]

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[A]

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