Natalie's Coachella Secret

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Natalie's Coachella Secret
Release Date: April 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic, wide-ranging VIEWS conversation that blends humor and honesty as David and Jason, joined by Natalie and "Natalie's Sister," touch on everything from space news and ethical dilemmas, to AI music, LA lifestyles, movie theater gripes, and an unfiltered, hilarious Coachella confession. As always, the group's off-the-cuff banter delivers entertaining insights and stories from behind the scenes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Space News & Existential Dread

[01:10 – 04:43]

• Natalie brings "space news" to the table, discussing conspiracy theories around recent UFO expert deaths, much to Jason and David's fascination.
• David shares a mind-blowing fact: a new photo shows 47 million galaxies (03:12).
  • David: "Do you know how many galaxies were in that photo? 47 million galaxies. You know how crazy that fucking is?" (03:23)
• Ongoing riff about the insignificance of humanity among such scale:
  • Jason: "I'm feeling so insignificant." (03:46)
  • David: "We are all insignificant. Like, obviously I'm lit, but, like, you guys should think about..." (03:49)

2. Would You Go to Space?

[04:42 – 08:04]

• The group plays "would you go to the moon?" with a 95% chance of not returning.
  • David says he'd go if he could come back, not if it's a permanent trip.
  • Jason initially says 'no' due to having kids, sparking a debate about sacrificing for humanity.
• Ethical scenario: Would you kill two people to save five? (The trolley problem)
  • David: "Do you intervene and now feel like you have killed these two people?" (09:15)
  • Jason: "I guess I would kill two." (09:44)
  • Natalie: "It's about who you're saving." (10:02)

3. On Pranks, Taste, and Boundaries

[11:21 – 13:57]

• David reminisces about elaborate vlogs and pranks, including faking an earthquake and tricking friends with actors in costume.
• Discussion of Nathan Fielder's infamous haunted house prank, emphasizing "pranks with taste."
  • David: "If you do a prank with class... There needs to be some level of taste in it." (13:04)
• Agreement that pranking random strangers is out of bounds, but friends are fair game:
  • Jason: "Doing that to like random people, I'm talking, like, your friends that you know, inside and out." (13:53)

4. The Rise of AI Music

[18:49 – 20:01]

• Jason reveals the #1 song in the country is AI-generated; 3 of the top 5 on iTunes are AI songs.
• Jason: "I think it's awful, and I feel bad for that generation to not be able to, like, experience, like, culture." (19:05)
• David: "You can scientifically curate sounds now that will, like, touch a person's brain." (20:01)

5. Nicolas Cage's Wild Spending Habits

[21:10 – 22:07]

• Recap of Cage's extravagant acquisitions: private islands, castles, exotic animals, pyramid tomb, rare comic books, and going bankrupt.
• David: "He won it in a bidding war with Leonardo DiCaprio, which, honestly, that 276 is just worth you saying that you beat Leonardo DiCaprio." (21:35)

6. Rant: Modern Movie Theaters & Experiences

[22:07 – 26:44]

• Frustration with ticket time misleading viewers about true start times due to lengthy trailers:
  • David: "Now, when you buy a ticket... under it, it says 'movie will start 25 minutes after the showtime.'" (22:32)
• Discussion on high prices, the magic of trailers, and ideas for throwback/rerun movie theaters.
• Natalie: "I think going to movies is spectacular. Has it gotten too expensive? One billion percent, yes." (22:49)
• Nostalgic memories and alternatives: rooftop movie experiences, themed food, and why collaborations with big restaurants don’t exist at theaters.

7. LA Money Mysteries & The Hustle Economy

[34:45 – 37:21]

• David and Jason puzzle over how so many people in LA afford their lifestyles.
• OnlyFans is mentioned as a huge source of "invisible" income:
  • Jason: "He just got a job making skits for Onlyfans girls... he gets paid, like, a thousand bucks a day." (37:01)

8. The Real Cost of Coachella (& Natalie's Secret)

[37:32 – 41:38]

• Discussion of just how much influencers spend at Coachella; private flights, artist passes, and charter villas.
• Natalie: "She took care of a lot of human beings for... it's a ridiculous amount, but it's a really good planner." (38:02)
• Private jet from Florida to Coachella—$37,000 round trip; LA to Palm Springs, $20,000 one way!

9. Natalie’s Coachella Secret: The Great Bieber Set Pee Incident

[39:52 – 47:03]
(The episode’s highlight/story everyone will be talking about)

• Viral rumors fly about people peeing (and even a pile of shit!) at the Justin Bieber set.
• Natalie reluctantly admits to having peed herself during Justin Bieber’s Coachella set, along with others in her group.
  • Natalie's Sister: "I may or may not have peed myself during Justin Bieber's set... No, I'm not. I fully peed myself." (40:03, 40:20)
• Details:
  • They couldn’t leave their prime spot.
  • Natalie: "I'm holding the vlog camera... I can't leave. Like, this is the Coachella moment being a Justin Bieber set. If I leave, they... closed down the entire section." (42:25)
  • Random strangers encourage her: "You're not leaving. You sit on the floor and you pee right now." (43:08)
  • "Little did they know, I had already let half of it out... I was in full panic attack mode" (43:16)
  • Zane, from their group, also peed himself.
• After escaping, Natalie changes and still makes it to the afterparty—"and I pissed myself there." (46:50)
• David’s take: "Justin, there's a likely chance that 100% of people piss themselves for you." (44:49)

10. Closing Banter: Justin Bieber, AI Pranks, and Embracing the Chaos

[47:01 – 48:28]

• The joke of "did Justin Bieber play your viral clip at Coachella?" spins into more riffing about AI-edited videos, online hoaxes, and the blurring line between what's real and what’s not.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• Existential dread:

  • David: "Do you know how many galaxies were in that photo? 47 million galaxies." (03:23)
  • Jason: "I'm feeling so insignificant." (03:46)

• On AI music taking over:

  • Jason: "It's really, really, really, really fucked up. I think it's awful, and I feel bad for that generation to not be able to, like, experience, like, culture." (19:05)

• On movie theater protests:

  • David: "Now, when you buy a ticket... under it, it says 'movie will start 25 minutes after the showtime.'" (22:32)

• On LA's weird wealth:

  • David: "Where the fuck is everybody making their money from?" (35:07)

• The reveal:

  • Natalie’s Sister: "I may or may not have peed myself during Justin Bieber's set... No, I'm not. I like fully peed myself." (40:03, 40:20)
  • David: "Justin, there's a likely chance that 100% of people piss themselves for you." (44:49)

• On OnlyFans content:

  • Jason: "He gets paid, like, a thousand bucks a day... just to make comedy skits for Onlyfans girls." (37:21)

• On the lengths people go for the vlog:

  • Jason: "Let's give Natalie props for trying to do something for the vlog. That's pretty cool." (43:55)
  • David: "That's so funny. I wish you vlogged that." (43:58)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [01:10] Space News, UFO Theories, Insignificance Rant
• [04:42] Would You Go to Space? + Trolley Problem
• [11:21] Prank Etiquette & YouTube Nostalgia
• [18:49] AI Music & The Changing Charts
• [21:10] Nicolas Cage’s Wild Purchases
• [22:07] Modern Movie Theater Rants
• [34:45] LA Wealth & OnlyFans Gigs
• [37:32] Coachella Spend and Chartering Influence
• [39:52] Natalie’s Coachella Pee Confession
• [47:01] AI Video Pranks/Hoaxes, Bieber Clips

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Tone & Style

The conversation is hilarious, brutally honest, and peppered with pop-culture references. The group's chemistry shines, delivering both laugh-out-loud moments and surprisingly candid admissions, especially during Natalie’s Coachella story.

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For New Listeners

This episode perfectly encapsulates what VIEWS does best: irreverent, unfiltered storytelling, a blend of internet and real-life drama, and the willingness to overshare in a way that feels like catching up with old friends. If you want stories that aren’t polished for YouTube, this is the podcast for you—especially if you want the inside scoop on what really happens at Coachella.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[David Dobrik]

What's up, guys?

[Natalie]

Welcome back to Views, the Thursday episode. I'm here with Jason. Natalie.

[David Dobrik]

Listen, between us, how much do you

[Natalie]

guys like when I give you guys, like space news?

[Jason Nash]

I'm. I'm getting into space a lot. I just saw some. Another UFO guide died, you know. Did you see this? The 12 UFO experts have been killed or committed suicide.

[Natalie]

Oh, yes, I saw that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I like this a lot.

[Natalie]

It was on like Fox News or something.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Natalie]

You know how everyone's always like, this is to distract us from the files or whatever?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

That's what people were saying about this. Yes. Like 12. This is even what I was going to report on. I didn't know you were so tapped in.

[Jason Nash]

I am.

[Natalie]

Wait, what were they? They were all scientists that were.

[Jason Nash]

They're just like scientists that have been going like researching the UFO and saying stuff about UFO sightings and they're all dead. Oh, yeah. But which is weird because it's like, well, they are releasing all of the information, so also why are they dying? But then also.

[Natalie]

And they all die deaths. Like they shouldn't be dead.

[David Dobrik]

But the thing is, it's like, why?

[Jason Nash]

And they've also said, like, if anything happens to me.

[David Dobrik]

They have said that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That crazy how that kind of cut stuff could just get buried. Like, you could say whatever you want. Like they could say exactly that. They can make a video. They could be like, hey, I'm completely healthy. If I die tomorrow, something's happened and then they die tomorrow. And the government or whoever, whoever could just bury the Video.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie's Sister]

So you got to make sure you have good friends around you. So they go and they fight for

[David Dobrik]

you on your behalf. But listen, so there's these new pictures released about space.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So there's this. I really don't know how to explain this to you guys because I don't think your brains can. Can handle the information.

[Jason Nash]

Well, we've got two brains here.

[Natalie's Sister]

I don't know. I don't know if my brain wants the information.

[David Dobrik]

So. Okay, so I'm. So do you guys see this picture I'm holding up? It kind of sucks because we're not a video pod, but basically it's like the picture looks like a spider web. So there's this. There's this. There's these like, formation of telescopes that we have here on Earth.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And they photographed a bunch of galaxies and they got a bunch of galaxies in one picture. So. And it looks like a spider web, but every little white thing is. It's made up of tiny little dots. Do you know how many galaxies were in that photo? 47 million galaxies. You know how crazy that fucking is? And in our galaxy.

[Jason Nash]

Makes me sick.

[David Dobrik]

No. Natalie hates.

[Natalie's Sister]

I, Like, I'm physically ill. Like, I'm gonna have to call out for the rest of the day.

[David Dobrik]

So. So let me just say this. So Pluto. Okay, guys, really bear with me here. I'm sorry. This is a lot of information to deliver.

[Natalie's Sister]

You're making me dizzy.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I'm just not capable of telling people all these facts.

[Jason Nash]

I'm feeling so insignificant.

[David Dobrik]

It's blowing my fucking mind.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. We are all insignificant.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, obviously I'm lit, but like, you guys should think about. You fall in with the rest of these galaxies. Okay. So we. Our galaxy. Do you know what it's called?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Commercial Voice 2]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Good job. The Milky way galaxy. It's 100,000 light years across. Does that make sense? So if you're traveling at the speed of light, it would take you 100,000 years to get from one side to the next.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie's Sister]

What?

[David Dobrik]

And just so you understand how far away that is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Pluto is.0006 light years away. Pluto, a planet that's so far we don't even want to count it as a planet. Right. Because it's so far. This is thing.

[Jason Nash]

Does this make you not care about the trees?

[David Dobrik]

And that's it.

[Jason Nash]

You want cut?

[David Dobrik]

No, I want these trees cut.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. If we could send you up in space, would you go? It's you. Zane Heath.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I love Zane Heath.

[Jason Nash]

Zane and Heath are going. And Taylor's There you, Zane, Heath, Taylor, you guys go up in space, you walk on the moon. They guarantee you it's going to be safe and you'll come back. You go, wait.

[David Dobrik]

Guaranteed.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you know, within reason. Well, because you don't want to get stuck out there like that lady.

[David Dobrik]

Well, it just depends what I'm doing. Like, if I'm going to the moon, like, for sure. Like, am I being blasted out, like, forever into space?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, you're. You're in a ship.

[David Dobrik]

Just go for like a week.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You go there. I don't take you longer than a week to get there.

[David Dobrik]

But I don't know who would say no to that. I feel like you'd go that. The question has to be a little bit more intense. Like, if the government came to me and was like, david, for some reason, we studied your podcast. We've been listening to Views and you're genius. Nobody else knows how many galaxies there are.

[Jason Nash]

Okay? So they need.

[Natalie]

We need to up a little bit.

[David Dobrik]

We need. You send. We need to send you up there to save the universe.

[Jason Nash]

I see, I see.

[David Dobrik]

Then. And you want them to stroke your ego first. Yeah, yeah. But then if they're like, you can't come back to Earth. Yeah, like, that's a question.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't saying that.

[Natalie]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Because that's more. That's more 50, 50 to me. Like, that's more like, oh, you.

[Jason Nash]

You don't want to come back. You want to go. You want to go out a hero.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm saying, obviously, I'm gonna go to the moon if I'm back in a week.

[Jason Nash]

So you'd go? Yes. A simple question.

[David Dobrik]

Would you?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, it's so weird.

[Natalie's Sister]

Really? I would go for sure go to

[Jason Nash]

the moon for a week. Why? To see what.

[David Dobrik]

There's nothing out there to see. It's like just to do. No, just to do. Just to check it off.

[Jason Nash]

Just to say, hey, I went to the moon.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, the other day I went to this billiards place here.

[Jason Nash]

I would have been able to poop for like two. Like, I know that it would.

[David Dobrik]

You could literally go anywhere. You probably have to clean it up.

[Jason Nash]

I can't even poop on a six hour flight to Boston. Can't poop for a couple of days.

[David Dobrik]

I feel like you'd be. You'd be really clogged up. They're going to space.

[Jason Nash]

I would be so clogged up going

[Natalie's Sister]

to space like this.

[David Dobrik]

But like, I'm saying, like, listen, like, you're just going to check things off your list. Like, I went to the billiards place down here on Ventura.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, did I want to go?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, but it's. It's checked off my list now. Like, I've been to the. Billy, what did you do to play? So it's similar. No, we didn't. The table is like an hour and a half wait. But now I don't have to go there anymore because I've done it. Same with the moon. If. Jay, if someone came to you. This is basically the premise of interstellar and was like, for some reason, Jason Nash, you know, the only ways around the universe we need. Can you go into space?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And there's a good chance you'll never come back. There's not a good chance. There's a 95% chance. Yeah, you will never come back to Earth.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But you will save civilization. Will you go?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie's Sister]

Oh, what? You're not saving the world?

[David Dobrik]

Are you with me?

[Jason Nash]

I know I have kids. I'm not going to save someone else.

[Natalie's Sister]

Go. They're all going to die. You're the only one.

[David Dobrik]

Crack. I. I mean, can you answer that one more.

[Jason Nash]

You can't guarantee about it.

[David Dobrik]

Think about it.

[Jason Nash]

You can't. No one would guarantee anything. You know what I mean? I'm not running into space. I mean, I would want to go.

[David Dobrik]

Jay.

[Natalie's Sister]

What?

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean, can't guarantee anything? What do you say?

[Natalie]

You're saying you wouldn't. You wouldn't give up your life for every human being on the face of Earth, including your kids? What are you saying?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, they're gonna die, too.

[Natalie's Sister]

Everyone's dying.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, everyone's dying. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Natalie]

I go, no, your kids are gonna die regardless.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I'm making it the hell. I'm making it nastier because I am, like, deeply.

[Jason Nash]

So I go. I go, my kids diet, and you kill my kids, too.

[Natalie]

I will shoot personally.

[Jason Nash]

I save the universe and you kill my kids.

[Natalie]

You go up to space as a planet.

[David Dobrik]

Sort of like from Avengers Endgame, where

[Natalie]

the only way to save the rest of civilization is you have to give

[David Dobrik]

up two people you love. And you think about.

[Natalie]

And you're like, obviously, I love David

[David Dobrik]

the most, but my kids, there's two of them. It would just make most sense.

[Jason Nash]

I wouldn't.

[Natalie]

You wouldn't say.

[Jason Nash]

You're presenting two different scenarios. Now, which scenario would you like me to answer?

[David Dobrik]

I want you to.

[Natalie]

Would you kill your kids for the. For. For everybody, For. For the human race?

[Natalie's Sister]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie's Sister]

Hell, no, but, like, then what do you. What are you and Charlie and Wyatt gonna do on this planet all by yourself? Hang out, play video games, and then just die?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's. It's like.

[Natalie's Sister]

It's kind of like you're gonna have to.

[Jason Nash]

It's a loaded question.

[Natalie's Sister]

You're gonna have to procreate in order to save humanity.

[David Dobrik]

Similar to the question, have you seen the train track theory? There's a train heading towards five people on. On. Like, on a railway?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And if you pull the lever, the train will pivot and only kill two people.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

To a different railway. If you don't touch the lever, it kills five people.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[David Dobrik]

What do you do? Do you intervene and now feel like you have killed these two people? Do you physically pull this lever? And now you've chosen two lives over five? You've chosen.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah. We've talked about this. Really? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What did you choose? I mean, I feel like you change your answer to a lot of things depending on what your mood is.

[Jason Nash]

That you kill two or five. Yeah, I mean, I guess I would kill two.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah. I'm killing two.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think so.

[Natalie's Sister]

I mean, that I understand, like, the guilty conscience, I guess, but think you just. I feel like that's the right thing.

[Jason Nash]

Well, it's like Schindler's List, right? If you save as many as you can.

[Natalie's Sister]

Mm.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But it's not about who you're killing.

[Natalie's Sister]

It's about who you're saving.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Can I present in a different way?

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

You're standing on a cliff with your buddy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And you're looking at the railroad tracks.

[Natalie]

No one knows you're there.

[David Dobrik]

No one will ever know you're there. And you see the train going to hit those five people, and your buddy's like, I think we can make it down and pull it over. So it kills those two people.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you run down and do you pull that lever, or do you go, this is so. Has nothing to do with me. I don't want this on my mind like the trains. This is destiny. I don't know why these people are tied to the tracks. I cannot switch the strain from the five to the two because that will actually feel like I killed the two.

[Jason Nash]

No, I just go. I'd hit it. So it would only kill two.

[David Dobrik]

These two were safe before you came down. You understand that These two people that were tied to the other side of the track were complete.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I see. I see. I can. I can kill five or I can, right? But either way, you're killing five. You're presenting a scenario where I kill five or I kill two.

[David Dobrik]

You have nothing to do with the train tracks until you step forth and you pull the lever.

[Jason Nash]

Right, right, right. What would you do?

[David Dobrik]

I definitely killed the two. No, I actually don't know that question.

[Jason Nash]

I hope it happens to you.

[David Dobrik]

It really does.

[Jason Nash]

I really hope. When you go to the soccer game today, the scenario is presented to you and you're in that situation.

[David Dobrik]

I wish we could still make videos

[Jason Nash]

like that, tying people to train tracks.

[David Dobrik]

Like, no. Yeah. Like. Like, Like, I remember we did the Jonah prank.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

People were like, whoa, man, this is really fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like. Like. But it's like, one, they didn't realize what an asshole Jonah was right where that happened. But two, it's like, everything was fine at the end of it, but it was, like, a really good prank. Like, I like watching pranks that are like, what the fuck? Nathan Fielder has the best prank of all time, in my opinion. What is it? Have you seen that haunted house thing he does?

[Natalie's Sister]

No.

[David Dobrik]

It's so good. He has these people. He says, this is the scariest haunted house in the world.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That people sign waivers, everything. And the. The. The couple's going through the haunted house, and one of the. One of the people jumps out and scares them, but accidentally touches them. And then Nathan Fielder comes out and was like, I'm so sorry.

[Natalie]

You didn't make contact with this woman, did you? And they're like, what, like, all the lights come on in the haunted house. Everything. Like, the. The staff comes out. Did you end up touching this woman?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And they're like, yeah, yeah, she touched me for a second. And then he's like, she has a disease. And basically he explains to them that she has a disease that'll transfer over to them when they're touched.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie]

Shut down the whole thing.

[Jason Nash]

I remember this. Yeah.

[Natalie]

And then the ambulance comes, picks him up out of the haunted house, takes them to a medical facility, like, to the hospital. Like, that is.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's, like, a really good. Like. Yeah, it's really good proper prank. I think the phrase. It's just. Just a prank, bro. Kind of ruined pranks.

[Jason Nash]

What's that phrase?

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah. What's that from?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know where it's from, but, like, I think a prank if, like. Like, Nathan Fielder did it with class. I don't think you do a prank or, like, I'm pretending like Jason's. Jason just died.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, like, there needs to be some. Some level of, like, taste in it. And then I think it's good, right? Like, some level of, like, tomfoolery or, like, Ocean's Eleven style, like, hijinks.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Then I think it's good. But, like. Yeah, I think there's. There's been a lot of pranks on YouTube that are, like, far too crazy. And. Yeah, it's kind of killed it for everything.

[Jason Nash]

I guess it comes down to, like, you know, the emotional distress that the person's under to you. Like, anybody could fucking flip out, you know, like.

[David Dobrik]

Like he.

[Jason Nash]

Nathan Fielder had a show on hbo and this woman, like, went there and was made to think that she was on, like, an American Idol type show. And she came out and she was like, that. That was so fucked up. That was like, two weeks of my life. And I thought I was on an American Idol show and I wasn't.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. I think that's crazy, though.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Doing that to, like, random people. I'm talking, like, your friends that, you know, inside and out.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, yes, most.

[David Dobrik]

I agree. Taking a random person and like, that's. That is actually kind of crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm actually too soft for this conversation myself, but. But that is.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever been pranked?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Natalie's Sister]

I'm sure almost.

[David Dobrik]

When Steve will do. Gave me the car he was supposed to blow my car up, he told me. He's like, I almost blew your car up. So I almost got pranked there. Where have I gotten pranked? Oh, this is a prank.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that was good.

[David Dobrik]

When Sza came to my birthday party.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That was real. Yeah, that was a real. I was duped.

[Jason Nash]

It's so funny to be duped. It's just like I showed Naveen the prank where the. You got me. Where the characters on Hollywood Boulevard and she's just like, how did you not know? And I'm like, I don't know. I just didn't know. Like, I just didn't. Like, I. Like, I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Well, it's really funny because, like, things

[Jason Nash]

in the vlog, it's Sam and Colby underneath.

[David Dobrik]

Was it? Yeah. Oh.

[Jason Nash]

Which is really funny.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

We did at the end for it to be Sam and Colby. The nicest.

[David Dobrik]

Explain a bit. We did a bit where we were on Hollywood Boulevard.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And we're on Hollywood Boulevard. We're just walking along and these characters like Elmo and Tweety Bird and Big Bird.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know who it was.

[Jason Nash]

It's Definitely Elmo. They just start, like, with me and they say they start, like. Then they start chasing me. And then I start running, and David's running with the camera, like, let's go. Let's get the out of here. And then it all reconvenes in a.

[David Dobrik]

A parking lot where they start chasing him because they're like, give us more money.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, you're filming us. Give us $100 or thousand dollars or something. And Jason, like, I don't have any more money. They're like, give us the money.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And it got more and more intense. And then they chased Jason down, like, the entire length of La Brea to Highland. They chased him down the entire Hollywood Boulevard into my apartment complex.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Where then Jason, like, puts up his hands and he's like, you have no fucking idea who you're fucking with.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I go. I go, go get. Don't even with me. You don't know you're fucking with.

[David Dobrik]

No. And you say the craziest line of all time. That make that was. It cringe so hard, you go, I have an army coming.

[Jason Nash]

And I don't know why I would say that. What army would be coming?

[David Dobrik]

Because you were so petrified. I was scared that you were just yelling.

[Jason Nash]

I was just yelling. Whatever. Like, have you ever been in a real situation? You're like, I'll just be really loud, and hopefully this will end up. I think that's what I was doing.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe me when I argue with Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But. Yeah, no, that was crazy.

[Natalie's Sister]

I have an army coming.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know why I said that.

[David Dobrik]

I have an army coming. And it looks fake because it just looks like.

[Natalie's Sister]

Like, who in the. Like, who in the right mind would say that?

[Natalie]

Exactly.

[Jason Nash]

I don't have an army.

[Natalie's Sister]

I mean, obviously, no.

[David Dobrik]

No one didn't make.

[Jason Nash]

No one's coming.

[David Dobrik]

It didn't make any sense. It's like. Well, you have, like, a button on you that you press, and then an army comes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, what does that mean?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's just something you say.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And then. And then I was fully. Fully. I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe I fell for that. That's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I think that's what. That's. What was another fun part about when we were making vlogs. Like, that was that a lot of the bits that seemed, like, unbelievable were, like, kind of put in so quickly, and Cat, like. Like, the unbelievable part would happen.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then when I set it up, I'd set it up not actually fully explaining what went into the setup.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And make it seem more casual.

[Natalie]

Like when we convinced Brandon there was an earthquake.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, you don't see the other 10 things that we did.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Just to really convince him that there's an earthquake.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So that way, when you're watching, it's like, wait, how the fuck is he actually falling for this this quickly? But in reality, there was, like, 10 other things. Like, we're texting him, like, or we're having his family text him, or other things to make it seem like there's actually something.

[Natalie's Sister]

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[Natalie's Sister]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Natalie's Sister]

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[Natalie's Sister]

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[Jason Nash]

Did you see the number one song in the country is AI?

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Number one song in the country is AI. And 12 of the top 100 are AI. Right now, three of the top five songs on iTunes are AI.

[David Dobrik]

How do you feel about that? As the father of a songwriter, I

[Jason Nash]

think it's really, really, really, really fucked up. I think it's awful, and I feel bad for that generation to not be able to, like, experience, like, culture.

[David Dobrik]

You think it should be illegal?

[Jason Nash]

Good question. Maybe. I mean, I think maybe itunes should be like, hey, you know what? This song's great. I know it's trending on TikTok, but let's not put. We're not putting it at the top of our charts.

[David Dobrik]

What is the song? Can you play it? We have to decide whether or not it deserves to be up there.

[Jason Nash]

Pretty good.

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[David Dobrik]

I celebrate me. Wow.

[Jason Nash]

Up really good. You like it?

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I love that.

[Natalie's Sister]

I love, like, the raspy, soulful sounding voices.

[Jason Nash]

You could go make it yourself if you want.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, it's so unfair. Now, like, you can literally.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You can scientifically curate sounds now that will, like, touch a person's brain. Right, Okay.

[Natalie]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how I feel about that.

[Jason Nash]

Did you see Nicholas Cage has given away, like $100 million just to people. And he went bankrupt just giving money away to people.

[David Dobrik]

Well, he bought crazy things. That's what that movie's about.

[Jason Nash]

What movie?

[David Dobrik]

That one where that guy goes to perform for Nicholas Cage.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that movie.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Is that what it's about?

[David Dobrik]

Nicholas Cage, like, buys random shit. Like that's his whole thing.

[Jason Nash]

Uh. Oh, no, but he's like. He's like helped people to the point of where he went bankrupt.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, here are the craziest things that Nicolas Cage has spent money on. Okay. Gulfstream Jet. Totally normal, if you're an actor. Get it? Nicolas Cage bought two islands, Bahamian islands, whatever. Lots of luxury vehicles. That's normal. Small collection of castles. I've heard about this. He has a little obsession with castles. He's one in Germany and then he bought one in Somerset, England. He owns two yachts, the Weston and Sarita. He owns two albino king cobras. He has a thing for exotic animals. He owns a dinosaur skull. That's $276,000. Wow. He had been. He won it in a bidding war with Leonardo DiCaprio, which, honestly, that 276 is just worth you saying that you beat Leonardo DiCaprio? He also bought a pyramid tomb. He bought himself a pyramid shaped tomb in a New Orleans graveyard. When he dies, this is where he wants his body put. He has an array of shrunken heads in his home. No one is sure whether they're actually human heads or if they belonged to animals. Okay. He also has a pet octopus and he's keeping the two. Oh. He also has 15 homes, two European castles and the haunted Lala Lori Mansion. And rare comic books. It's not that crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but what I had read was that then he went bankrupt and he had to sell the castles. Cause he was helping everybody. He was just giving the money away.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. What is that like?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. You give a lot of stuff away.

[David Dobrik]

I don't give away $150 million worth.

[Jason Nash]

You let John live here? What do you think about going to the movies these days? Did you see the CEO of Sony? He ripped all the movie theaters a new one. What did he say at Cinemacon? He said, no more trailers. We gotta bring the price down. Cause the trailers are too long. Obviously at the Beginning.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, what's weird about movies now is why the fuck does it say I hate this? I think this is not part of the movie experience. Now, when you buy a ticket.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Under it, it says, movie will start 25 minutes after the showtime.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, fuck you. No, the movie starts when I bought the ticket. Stop telling people not to be there for the trailers. The trailers is the part of the films.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's too much.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I agree. It's too long.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's too five, ten minutes.

[David Dobrik]

But. But three trailers. No. Bring back the moments of being there for the trailers. I think going to movies is spectacular. Has it gotten too expensive? One billion percent, yes. Yeah, but, like, I don't actually. How do you fix that? Because movies cost a lot. Right? So, like, how do you fix it?

[Jason Nash]

I guess. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

What's the Sony guy saying?

[Jason Nash]

He's saying, bring the price down for a movie. And he's saying no more. No more long trailers. And he's saying, a longer window for the movies.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean, longer window?

[Jason Nash]

So, like, when a big movie comes out or gets to be there longer.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I just assume they make so much money selling it to a streamer.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I guess he's saying that. Not. That's not true. He needs more time for his films in the theater.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. But I mean, I've seen the Odyssey trailer, like, four times now. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't need to see it again.

[David Dobrik]

You know what they should do? You know, it'd be a good concept for a theater. Yeah, it's just a theater that does reruns.

[Jason Nash]

Okay. Yeah, they have that down in Beverly.

[David Dobrik]

I know they wait. But it's not designated for that, is it?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's Quentin Tarantino's theater. So they'll just show, like, movies every night. Just, like, movies you've seen. Like, Brandon, he's really into movies. He'll literally go down there and see the same movie.

[David Dobrik]

But I'm saying, like.

[Jason Nash]

I'm saying, like, he'll watch, like, Reservoir Dogs randomly.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

But I'm saying more like, this week is Toy Story week. We're showing all three Toy Story again.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I have all these movie nights here where we, like, go through series, and it's incredible.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, AMC down here at Universal show the Lord of the Rings again.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm so pissed I missed that.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, sure.

[David Dobrik]

Like, if there's a theater that just dedicated its time to, like, and rolled

[Natalie]

out, like, this crazy itinerary like, here's the next year of movies, and they're all like. They're not like Reservoir Dogs or like more of these, like.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Pudgy. What's the word for indie? Indie movies. But they're more like bangers, like, we're showing. Just go with it.

[Jason Nash]

Right, right.

[Natalie]

50 first dates, date night.

[Jason Nash]

Who's gonna run? Does he just go with it? Me, you, John, Alex Day.

[Natalie's Sister]

You know who does like, what's that

[Jason Nash]

theater that call me on the phone right now. Hey, Jay, you want to go see. Just go with it. A. From 15 years ago tonight with me and Alex at 10:30.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. But.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Nah, I'm good.

[David Dobrik]

So. So what?

[Natalie]

There's a theater in la.

[Jason Nash]

As much as I love Adam Sandler

[Natalie]

theater in LA that has this rooftop experience.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So they'll play movies. They'll play like Harry Potter.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And as the movie goes on, they will serve the foods that are happening in the movie. So, like, there'll be like nine dishes. So, like, the second Harry gets on the train, they serve the. The chocolate frogs or whatever, all the snacks he's eating. And then when he's at dinner, they have the rotisserie chicken come out.

[Jason Nash]

I don't like that.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's really credible.

[Jason Nash]

I don't even like. I pick. I hate when they come over during the movie and they're like, can I take this away? Yeah, I'm watching. You can't see the food. I don't like. I don't like.

[David Dobrik]

You know, I pick. Shut down.

[Jason Nash]

I heard.

[David Dobrik]

Fucking bullshit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That was your thing.

[David Dobrik]

One of the nicest theaters.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Such a blast.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Most expensive movie experience I could probably ever imagine. I would take me and my roommates there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Tickets would be about 200 bucks for all of us. And then I pay for everyone's dinner, and it'd be another $300. So be like $500amovie, which is fucking insane. That's insane. I think that's why I went out of business.

[Jason Nash]

You're like a dad. Do you understand how like, a dad pays?

[Natalie]

Insane.

[David Dobrik]

That is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

$500.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Oh, I know. I used to take my kids stuff like that.

[Natalie]

I used to pay 425 to go to the movie. And I would see three movies that day because 425 was outrageous.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I was like, I need to get my money's worth here. I'm not just going to fucking see one movie for four hours and 25

[Jason Nash]

cents, do you imagine? Yeah. Well, that's why they went out of business.

[Natalie's Sister]

Who's the director that. You know what you could do? You could. You could go buy your own, like, little movie theater and create your own fucking.

[David Dobrik]

Tell me to go buy things. Like, I'm. Who's the director?

[Natalie's Sister]

Who's the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood director?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Quentin Tarantino.

[Natalie's Sister]

Tarantino. Okay. Yeah, he has. He owns that. What?

[David Dobrik]

It's just funny because, Natalie, Jason brought that up, but you literally left to go snack.

[Natalie's Sister]

Oh, the theater.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but I want to hear it anyway.

[Natalie's Sister]

Well, I went to the theater. Yeah?

[Jason Nash]

What'd you see?

[Natalie's Sister]

I saw Fantasia.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, great.

[Natalie's Sister]

So that's kind of what Dave's talking about.

[David Dobrik]

That's kind of cool.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie's Sister]

He was so cool. They play, like, good movies.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean he was so cool? Quentin Tarantino was there.

[Natalie's Sister]

He said it was so cool.

[David Dobrik]

I thought you said he.

[Natalie's Sister]

Maybe I did.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

How was the popcorn?

[Natalie's Sister]

The food there's not good, but there's an amazing little, like, Middle Eastern restaurant next door, and we just ordered from them and, like, brought the shawarma in and ate it.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie, good move.

[David Dobrik]

I'm surprised theaters haven't found collaborations with, like, big restaurants.

[Natalie's Sister]

I don't understand it at all.

[David Dobrik]

Like, why is.

[Jason Nash]

What would you do?

[David Dobrik]

Why is McDonald's not serving buckets of chicken nuggets at the AMCs?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Natalie's Sister]

Bricks. Pizza. Why are we not serving, like, a Dobrik's pizza slice You.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want to eat pizza when I'm watching a movie.

[Natalie's Sister]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Other people would.

[Natalie]

In a seat.

[Jason Nash]

Other people would.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, you're right. You're right. Actually, I take that back.

[Jason Nash]

I would eat pizza.

[David Dobrik]

Pizza is, like.

[Jason Nash]

I had pizza at. I pick.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Natalie's Sister]

Barbecue.

[David Dobrik]

Sorry, I'm thinking more of, like, places where you're just kind of sitting upright, no table, but, like. Yeah, I think McDonald's should be there. Bucket of fries, bucket of nuggets.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That is interesting. They don't have that. I don't know why it should be like a food court when you go to the movies.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, exactly.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The best thing to stick it to a movie is a Subway footlong or a Chipotle burrito.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I know why.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Because they want to control all the money that. The concessions. That's why.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah, but just come up with better. If you want to own the food, you can own the food.

[Jason Nash]

But, like, just come up with better. Shit.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

There's one here, local, the Landmark. They have their own food. It's good. You can have, like, full dinner there. Naveen and I came up with a new thing which is five o' clock movie. Do you guys think that's crazy?

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean five o' clock movie?

[Jason Nash]

We just, we went and saw busboys and we were like, let's go to the. She's like, you want to go to the five? And I'm like, I guess that's a weird time. Then we went and I was like, we got out at 7, 7:30. And then we can go have dinner. Because when you go to a seven you gotta eat before.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Cause then you get out at 9:30, that's too late to eat. You know what I mean? Like, can't go to a restaurant at 9:30. You're looking at me like I have five heads.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm looking at you because I'm really trying to think, would I rather see a movie first or would I go?

[Jason Nash]

Well, you're a 10:30 movie guy, so maybe this question isn't great for you.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I'm also like when Avengers comes out and I can't find seats, y. Like I'm going to see it at noon, you know, Like I have.

[Jason Nash]

Noon is tough because then. Yeah, you're out at 2:30 and you're like, well, I guess I got to make something of the day.

[David Dobrik]

That is. Sure. It's a very unemployed thing to do.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but five is nice.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I fuck with five.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I also really heavily fuck with midnight showings. I love.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you like that?

[David Dobrik]

I love driving to the theater.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Was. I guess this is my 1030 point. But like when everything is closed, like especially universal parking becomes free. It's not even the free element. It's just the gates are open, there's nobody there. Just kind of drive in and the streets are finally like traffic free. It's just you and your friends. Maybe you stop by the weed store, pick up some weed, like get really hot. It's so funny. We were driving last movie we went to where we were picking up weed and we saw Billie Eilish on Ventura and Cold Water. That's so funny.

[Jason Nash]

No way.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Just by herself.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, with her friends.

[David Dobrik]

By herself.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know, maybe she's walking around writing in her notepad or something. If I was an artist, that's what I would do.

[David Dobrik]

Writing a song about Ventura and Laurel.

[Jason Nash]

I'm taking piano lessons.

[David Dobrik]

Someone said. Speaking of Billie Eilish. Someone said.

[Jason Nash]

Skip right over it. Yeah, no, go ahead. I actually haven't taken them yet, so we're both thinking of them.

[David Dobrik]

Someone that I watched Phineas do an interview the other day.

[Natalie's Sister]

Mm.

[David Dobrik]

And he was talking about how someone was like, finneas doesn't get enough credit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. That's what my mom says all the time.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Oh, my God. My mom goes off and finishes.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I actually feel like I get a lot of credit.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which is interesting.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I just. I. I thought. It's interesting.

[Jason Nash]

It's.

[David Dobrik]

I really, like. I really like Phineas.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I love him.

[David Dobrik]

I think that. I think he's, like, a really good, like, perspective and outlook.

[Jason Nash]

He came and did my podcast and he roasted me, and it was so fucking funny.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what did he say?

[Jason Nash]

He was like. He was like. He's like, I just remember you on Vine. And it was like. It was really funny. It's like I was watching all these kids that were my age, and then all of a sudden, like, you'd pop in and I'd be like, who's this older guy with all these kids?

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

He's really funny. My mom will go off on Phineas and Billie Eilish. She'll be like, they don't. She doesn't. People don't understand. He's the brains. She wouldn't be able to do it without him. And I'd be like. And then I'll go. And then I'll go, mom.

[David Dobrik]

It's a real, like, negative way of looking at.

[Jason Nash]

No, I.

[David Dobrik]

They're both very well aware of what they are.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no. And then I would. I would defend Billy Eilish. I'll be like, mom. No. She has, like, the voice of a generation. I'm like, you don't understand her. No one has a voice like that. And she'd be like, nah, it's all finished. What are you talking about?

[David Dobrik]

You can't pin those two people against each other.

[Jason Nash]

They're also brother and sister. So imagine if I had, like, a duo with my sister. I would.

[David Dobrik]

You don't care.

[Jason Nash]

You don't care. It'd be like, oh, my God, my sister's fucking amazing. Like, let my sister have all the credit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And I think I really like Finnise's position because he can like, kind of tap in to be like, do I want to be famous today?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You kind of, like, choose. Am I gonna play my famous card today and be on stage and do the whole Grammy thing? Like. Or am I gonna let my sister do it? Like, I think. I think he's got a really interesting spot.

[Jason Nash]

I think the cool Part of his job is he could just work with anybody.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Call people up.

[David Dobrik]

And then he does his own music that he's. Or when Bond called them crushes. Huh?

[Jason Nash]

When Bond called them to, like, make a song.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. That's wild.

[Jason Nash]

That's insane. That's cool.

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[Jason Nash]

Prices and participation vary. Hey, I wanted to relate to something that you said when you were going to the movies at 12. I have the same thing when I get up at. I get up to run and go to the beach.

[David Dobrik]

Oh. I've also stopped masturbating. I gotta talk about that too.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, we'll get to that. But if I can, please, please just

[David Dobrik]

make sure you remind me.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, I'll make a note. David's okay. David's cock. Got it. This will be quick. If I go running at the beach on Saturday morning, it's my favorite thing to do. But if I leave at like 8:30, it's not as fun as if I leave at 7 in the morning. Yeah. When there's no one on the road.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That disappears completely.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No one on the road here is very, very, very.

[Jason Nash]

Get my coffee. No one's out. Then I'm on the beach. No one's there. Then the run's done and the traffic started and I'm like, ha, ha. My run's already done.

[David Dobrik]

John made a good point. The other day, I was talking to John. We met somebody at, like, paddle.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And Taylor was like, what do they do for a living? And John goes, they live in L. A. And Taylor's like, what? What does that mean? He's like, I mean, it's basically a job. They live in L. A. I was really funny because it's, like very. It's very accurate to, like what L. A is. Where the fuck is everybody making their money from?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

When are people working? How are people at random times, like, what's going on? What is going on here? Do you understand? Because I don't understand.

[Jason Nash]

That's like, when I see young kids at Erewhon, I'm like, how the fuck are you paying for this?

[Natalie]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

What are you doing?

[Jason Nash]

There's no way. You're all rich, right? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Do you ever go up to the kids and be like, which one of you is the poorest?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And then the police come.

[David Dobrik]

No, but I.

[Jason Nash]

Which one of you is the poorest?

[David Dobrik]

Start pointing out it's got to be you.

[Jason Nash]

You want to jump in my TikTok real quick? It's called who's the poorest. Okay. You're masturbating. Go. No, no, no.

[David Dobrik]

I want to talk about this. This is interesting because, like, do you think it's that everyone has. Makes money, like, doing freelance and they work whenever, or do you think LA just has that illusion? Because every year or two, there's, like, new transfers that come in that take a stab at la. And to take a stab at LA means you're not working for a long time.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So I wonder if that's what it is.

[Jason Nash]

It's like 40% of it. Is that.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Because, like, if you're. If you're coming to pursue the Los Angeles dream, want to be actor, musician or whatever, it probably means you saved up just enough to try to make it here for a year or two.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Natalie]

And you're really focused on your craft and you're not working a job here because you're, like, all in on your craft. And I feel. I think that happens a lot. I think that's what the city is.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's also porn. What? It's just like, a lot of only

[Natalie]

fans to transition to my masturbating thing.

[Jason Nash]

But I am transitioning. Like, I was at Runyon this morning. I went hiking and started talking to this guy. He's in, like, a really nice car. He's fucking 22 years old. He starts talking to me. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? Good guy. So what do you do? He goes, onlyfans Management. Like, oh.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

Got it, got it.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I mean, it's not all of Lally. You can't Just be like, it's also porn.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it's. Let's not even call it porn. Let's call it what it is. It's Onlyfans.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You know what I mean? I mean, like, you know, onlyfans doesn't mean porn, so I shouldn't have said porn. But, like, I have a friend, he's, like, really funny, and he just got a job making skits for Onlyfans girls. Making comedy skits. Like, not. Not porn, but just, like, little skits that they can put on their Instagram. And he gets paid, like, a thousand bucks a day.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Because, like, they have that much money to, like. Yeah, I'll pay you $5,000 a week to make me look funny on Instagram or come up with some funny skits because it goes right to their onlyfans.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

That's crazy. I was watching Sophie Raine's TikTok, how

[David Dobrik]

much he spent going to Coachella. 155,000 or something.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa.

[Natalie]

It's actually just kind of a steal,

[Natalie's Sister]

honestly, the prices, like, everyone was freaking out about all these prices and things that she had spent her money on. And I was looking at it because I obviously have handled booking the charters and the planes and all the things and the villas and everything she said was, like, pretty inexpensive.

[Natalie]

She flew 18 of her friends out or whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[Natalie]

So she got everyone artist passes.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

So she took.

[Natalie]

She. She took care of a lot of human beings for. I know it's a ridiculous amount, but it's a really good planner.

[David Dobrik]

She's.

[Natalie's Sister]

She said she got a round trip, private flight for her and all of her friends for $37,000 from Florida.

[Natalie]

Oh, that's insane.

[Natalie's Sister]

That's insane.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, Maybe she did a couple posts.

[Natalie]

Dude, the private jet going to.

[Jason Nash]

How much?

[Natalie]

Going to Palm Springs one way was like over 20 grand.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

One way for.

[David Dobrik]

For.

[Natalie]

For a 20 minute flight, maybe 15 minute flight. I don't even. You're in the sky for, like 15, 18 minutes was $20,000. That's crazy. That's a round trip to Vegas on, like, a regular. Like, at a regular time.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And they just jack it up because it's Coachella.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Everybody's landing there.

[Jason Nash]

Did you hear everyone was puking at Coachella because they were all on retatrutide.

[Natalie]

What's up with you and these triceratops

[Jason Nash]

and I love triceratops. Navine and I were taking triceratops.

[Natalie]

What's retro tried.

[Jason Nash]

It's like a weight loss drug.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean?

[Natalie]

Everyone's puking I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

We just saw like a report about it.

[Natalie]

The thing I did see is.

[Jason Nash]

Cause you can't drink on it. Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

The thing I did see is like people at like Justin Bieber set, like their little mountains of shit on the floor. Did you see that?

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[Natalie's Sister]

No.

[Natalie]

Well, I mean, I feel like this isn't just Justin Bieber set. This is any big artist set. A lot of people like, will one try to claim their spot?

[Jason Nash]

It's not Justin Bieber fans. Let's not. Let's be nice to Justin beat.

[David Dobrik]

See all the believers.

[Jason Nash]

What the fuck, man? Beliebers don't do that.

[Natalie's Sister]

I mean, people were waiting out there.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. So, so people are holding their spot, so they just decide to shit?

[David Dobrik]

Well, those are. I said. Did I say piles of shit? Because there's just one pile of shit.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, someone took a dump out there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that could have been anything.

[Natalie's Sister]

What?

[David Dobrik]

I mean, there's a human.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, that could have just been somebody on drugs.

[David Dobrik]

Still human.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not like everyone's just pooping out there holding their spot.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, how many people on average do you think, like are watching Justin Bieber and are peeing themselves? Natalie, did you. Dead ass. Did you. Have you ever peed yourself during a set?

[Natalie's Sister]

I may or may not have peed myself during Justin Bieber's set.

[David Dobrik]

Dead ass.

[Natalie's Sister]

Perhaps.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie, you peed a little. Are you fucking with me? Dead ass.

[Jason Nash]

Did you know when the Beatles played, it used to smell like piss?

[David Dobrik]

Hey, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

Hey, sorry.

[David Dobrik]

How are we glazing over there?

[Jason Nash]

She's fucking with you.

[David Dobrik]

No, she's not.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, I'm not. I like fully peed myself.

[Jason Nash]

No, you didn't. You're fucking gladly say it.

[David Dobrik]

Dead ass.

[Natalie's Sister]

Dead ass.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa.

[David Dobrik]

What the.

[Jason Nash]

So what'd you do?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, whoa. Why are you still being so casual about it?

[Jason Nash]

I'm not casual. I'm going in for the info.

[Natalie's Sister]

I don't know if I want to admit this.

[Jason Nash]

Ah, shit. She's got to make me cut it.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, no, this cannot be cut. I'm so confused. You peed yourself during his first of all. I just said how many people do you think there? And the only person I know that went there. We're one for one right now with people at Justin Bieber set peeing themselves.

[Commercial Voice 2]

That's.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, the statistic must be out of control. Yeah, just the first person we randomly pointed to has peed themselves at the Justin Bieber set.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, I think it Was like, a lot of people were doing it because we were standing there. We were in a group. So we got to his set, like, two hours. Like, we waited for two hours there because we had, like, really good whatever during in the artist section there. Yeah, we were really close. It was amazing. And then, like, an hour.

[Jason Nash]

Don't judge.

[David Dobrik]

Sorry.

[Natalie's Sister]

An hour in, Zane starts freaking out that he has to go to the bathrooms. I wasn't alone in this, by the way. Like, multiple of us beat ourselves. Okay. Because stop looking at me like that.

[David Dobrik]

Is this real?

[Natalie's Sister]

Yes. I thought I texted you and I told you this in confidence.

[David Dobrik]

Are you with me?

[Jason Nash]

In confidence? You told the wrong guy. Actually, you told the right guy. I'm trying to listen.

[Natalie's Sister]

How do I frame this where it's not like, totally.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait. Did you pee yourself or did you pee on the floor?

[Natalie's Sister]

Okay, so we're all standing there, right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Okay.

[Natalie's Sister]

We're there for two hours ahead of time. An hour into us waiting there, Zane's freaking out. He has to go to the bathroom. We're like, we can't leave now. Now it's like, starting to get, like, sardine packed. People are like, you know, spreading their arms, trying to get their Clean their space. And we're like, zane, we're not leaving. And if you walk out of here, we will never see you again. There's so many people.

[Jason Nash]

I hate Coachella.

[Natalie's Sister]

And for that reason. And so Zane's like, okay, I can hold it. I can hold it. And then all of a sudden, I start being like, oh, my God. I'm gonna. I'm gonna pee myself. And I'm on medication. That makes you pee a little bit, like, more frequently.

[Jason Nash]

Sure.

[Natalie's Sister]

And so. And I didn't realize. I don't, like, I'm always near a bathroom. So I've never been in a situation where I'm stranded without a bathroom. And I'm, like, freaking out. Usually I'm really good at holding. Like, I can hold my pee forever. I could not hold it. And I'm freaking out. I'm holding the vlog camera because you're like, you have to get the Justin Bieber baby moment. Whatever. So I'm like, I can't leave. Like, this is the Coachella moment being a Justin Bieber set. And if I leave, they were. They closed down the entire section. You couldn't even get back into Justin Bieber if you wanted to. So I am standing there. I'm freaking out. I'm holding. I throw the vlog camera at my sister. I'm like, you Got to take this. I. I'm. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. And these two random girls next to me are like, you're not leaving. You sit on the floor and you pee right now. Like, are you insane?

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie's Sister]

These girls do not know anything. They don't know who I am. They just hear me, like, whispering to my sister about how I gotta pee. And they're like, nobody gives a. Just, like, squat and pee.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie's Sister]

Little did they know, I had already let half of it out. And because I had to go, I was. I was full on panic attack mode in the crowd of people. Couldn't get out. I was just like, I gotta go, I gotta go. And it just. I just went.

[David Dobrik]

I'm speechless.

[Natalie's Sister]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

Did you have on pants?

[Natalie's Sister]

Yep.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you had long pants on.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, no, I had. I had, like, little tiny, like, booty shorts on.

[David Dobrik]

So you peed down your leg?

[Natalie's Sister]

I, like, spread my legs and I got a little closer to the floor and I just went, but what was

[David Dobrik]

the first half like down your leg?

[Jason Nash]

Should have put that in the vlog.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Well, let's give Natalie props for trying to do something for the vlog. That's pretty cool.

[David Dobrik]

That's so funny. I wish you vlogged that.

[Natalie's Sister]

Obviously, I would never want to vlog that. I can't believe I'm even speaking about it right now.

[David Dobrik]

That is the craziest thing.

[Natalie's Sister]

And Zane went too. And then. So then I was like. So I, like, I did a little bit, right? Did a little tinky winky. And then I was like, okay.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, oh, I got a now too.

[Jason Nash]

That's the person who said no.

[Natalie's Sister]

And then it was me.

[Jason Nash]

So I figured while I'm there, I mean, I don't have to go to the bathroom.

[David Dobrik]

Let's take a dump.

[Jason Nash]

And the girls told me, who cares?

[Natalie's Sister]

I was nervous that it was gonna, like. Like someone would feel it or see it. But everybody was so, like, intent on. Because this was. Justin was already on and performing it when I. When I went.

[David Dobrik]

Justin Bieber, you are the pop star of our generation. This is crazy.

[Natalie's Sister]

Crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Justin, there's a hun. There's a likely chance that 100% of people piss themselves for you.

[Jason Nash]

He could say that if he wants to see how great he is. Do people piss themselves at your show?

[David Dobrik]

That is insane. Okay.

[Natalie's Sister]

And so. But we both peed ourselves a little bit. And then we held it and we thought we were good. But then halfway through, we were like, we gotta get out of here. We have to go. So we, like. We're running, like, put, like we're getting out of there. Running past people to the bathrooms. The line for the.

[David Dobrik]

This is, like, leaking like a sprinkler.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, no, no, I'm not leaking or anything. I'm holding it and. But I'm, like, physically holding it. Like, it's about to come out at any second. And I get to the bathroom line. I think because it's the middle of Justin Bieber's set. Like, the bathrooms are not gonna be that full. Fuck, no. Lines are the longest. They've been all fucking weekend. Can't hold it. Can't wait. Taylor's waiting with me now in the line, and. And I. I said, taylor, you wait right here. And I just sprinted away. She didn't even. I didn't even let her get a word in of where I was going or what I was doing. And I went to the very corner and I sat and I just peed again. And there was, like, people walking around, like, didn't know I was peeing because I was wearing, like, this dress sort of thing that was, like, around me. So, like, you couldn't really tell what I was doing.

[David Dobrik]

You had, like, this beautiful, flowy dress on. Look how pretty. She looks like a princess sitting there. Oh, really? You get closer to her and I'm,

[Natalie's Sister]

like, texting on my. I tried to be so inconspicuous.

[David Dobrik]

I was texting and peeing.

[Jason Nash]

Corner.

[Natalie's Sister]

I don't want to say the corner.

[Jason Nash]

Somewhere in Artists, because I'm not even gonna.

[Natalie's Sister]

I'm not gonna specify because I don't want people to think that I'm that disgusting because I was truly so embarrassed.

[Natalie]

Wow, that is.

[David Dobrik]

That's pretty wild.

[Natalie's Sister]

And then I went back to my friends who are all waiting for me to think. They think. They don't know that I. I haven't told any of my friends that I peed at Justin yet, by the way. Like, none of them know. They think that I waited and then I went into the Porta Potty and that I did everything like, you're supposed to do it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie's Sister]

And then I go back to them because I'm. My pants are soaked. And I was like, you guys, we have to leave right now. I have to go change. And so we got into the car and we went home and I changed and I showered.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie's Sister]

And then I went to the after party and I pissed myself there.

[Natalie]

So funny. Then she ran into Justin.

[Natalie's Sister]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Casually. At an after party, playing it cool. And she just pissed himself at a Set.

[David Dobrik]

She's a big fan.

[Jason Nash]

I thought. I thought.

[David Dobrik]

That's amazing.

[Jason Nash]

I thought you pissed yourself because you just love Justin so much. No.

[Natalie's Sister]

No. I mean, no, obviously I must love him to some extent because I fucking pee myself regardless.

[Jason Nash]

But. Hey, he played your clip at the show.

[David Dobrik]

No, he didn't.

[Natalie's Sister]

I thought he did.

[Jason Nash]

I saw a clip of it.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Was that AI or something?

[Commercial Voice]

Yes.

[Natalie's Sister]

That guy that posted. That is the guy in the clip. In, like. He's one of the kids we surprised in cla.

[Jason Nash]

So he.

[Natalie's Sister]

He, like so many people. David's own publicist was like, oh, my God, David, this is crazy. I was like.

[Jason Nash]

I thought it was real.

[David Dobrik]

It's really funny. I was watching it. I was watching the first week.

[Jason Nash]

It makes sense, though. He was playing clips from YouTube.

[David Dobrik]

No, I was watching his performance, like, here at the house with Julia and John. Yeah. And he started. He went on and he played his, like, his songs.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Like, he was going back to his old songs. And I made a joke. I was like, imagine he puts on the video that I made with him and. Which is just, like, a joke. And then he started putting on, like, memes.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, I think my

[Natalie]

chances just shot up to about 25%.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

There is a. There's a good chance here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But he didn't. I thought it was really funny. And then I AI'd. I AI'd a picture that he played it.

[Jason Nash]

He did, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I sent it to one of our friends that lives overseas, and she was like, what the. When did this happen? And I was like, it's just a joke, but, wow. Okay, now I learned a lot about you. I think I have to go shower.

[Natalie's Sister]

No, I know. Me too.

[David Dobrik]

But thank you guys for listening to the pod. Thank you, Jason Nash, for joining us. Natalie, thank you for peeing Coachella campsite.

[Natalie]

Please clean that place up before Stagecoach.

[David Dobrik]

Bye, guys.

[Natalie's Sister]

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[Natalie's Sister]

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