Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)

Summary

Episode Summary: Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)

Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)
Release Date: March 20, 2025

In this throwback episode of VIEWS, titled "Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)," hosts David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Mariduena delve into a series of candid and humorous conversations, sharing personal stories and insights from their past experiences. The episode offers listeners an engaging glimpse into the hosts' lives, showcasing their unique dynamics and genuine camaraderie.

1. Bathroom Habits Confession

The episode kicks off with David Dobrik opening up about a personal habit that sparked a lighthearted debate among the hosts.

• David Dobrik [00:40]: "I sit while I pee. Is that weird?"
• Natalie Mariduena [01:12]: "I don't think it's that weird. Sitting down is much better."
• Jason Nash [01:26]: "When you sit down, it's like weirdly reversed. So, when a girl pees standing up, that would be kind of weird."

The conversation explores the societal norms and personal preferences surrounding bathroom habits, leading to playful banter and relatable humor.

2. High School Party Gone Awry

Transitioning from bathroom talk, the trio reminisces about a notorious high school party that left a lasting impression, particularly on Natalie.

• Jason Nash [04:03]: Recounts receiving an invitation to a party that turned out to be a chaotic mix of ages and activities.
• David Dobrik [05:07]: Describes the unpredictability of bringing friends to a party that didn't quite fit the typical high school vibe.
• Natalie Mariduena [07:59]: Shares the ordeal of being locked in a basement with unanticipated guests and strippers, leading to a tense and surreal experience.

This segment highlights the unpredictability of teenage social events and the awkward situations that can arise, filled with tension, humor, and a touch of danger.

3. Surviving a Basement Trap Party

Delving deeper into the high school party story, the hosts paint a vivid picture of the night that seemed to spiral out of control.

• David Dobrik [07:59]: "No, I had a 9 millimeter in my back pocket. Shot it into the ceiling. I'm fucking leaving."
• Jason Nash [08:10]: Explains how the lack of payment for strippers led to a confrontation with the host, a figure associated with drug dealings.

The narrative captures the intensity and absurdity of the situation, emphasizing themes of safety, peer pressure, and youthful recklessness.

4. Journaling: A Therapeutic Endeavor

Shifting gears, the conversation moves to the topic of journaling, exploring its therapeutic benefits and personal significance to the hosts.

• Jason Nash [30:17]: "I just recently, literally this week, started journaling in the morning."
• Natalie Mariduena [30:29]: "For me, a cup of coffee in the morning. Incredible."

David expresses curiosity about the journals, leading to a heartfelt and humorous exchange as Natalie reads excerpts from her journal.

• Natalie Mariduena [35:21]: Shares a journal entry praising David’s entrepreneurial spirit.
• David Dobrik [36:07]: Jokes about reading Natalie's journal and highlighting sweet sentiments amidst playful roasting.

This segment underscores the value of self-reflection and the deep bond between the hosts, blending sincerity with their characteristic humor.

5. Unexpected Interruptions and Humor

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in spontaneous and humorous exchanges, further solidifying their dynamic.

• David Dobrik [38:03]: Anecdotes about past experiences lead to light-hearted and awkward moments.
• Jason Nash [40:14]: Narrates a bizarre hookup story, eliciting laughter and playful teasing from the group.

These interactions provide a mix of genuine stories and comedic relief, keeping the conversation lively and entertaining.

6. Closing Reflections

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their shared experiences and the growth they've undergone since their high school days.

• David Dobrik [41:11]: Expresses appreciation for the candidness of the conversation.
• Natalie Mariduena [41:36]: Mentions the need to start dating, adding a personal touch to the closing remarks.

The episode concludes on a warm and introspective note, highlighting the enduring friendships and the continuous journey of self-discovery.

Notable Quotes:

• David Dobrik [02:46]: "Every time I go to the bathroom, I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can."
• Natalie Mariduena [11:38]: "Like, when you ask about me, you'd go, I know David."
• Jason Nash [08:19]: "So we couldn't even sell these strippers or like cash app these strippers."
• Natalie Mariduena [35:21]: "I think this is me peeking. Hahaha. For starters, David and I started a disposable camera app a year and a half ago..."

Conclusion

"Natalie's Worst College Hookup (TBT)" is a quintessential episode of VIEWS, blending humor, personal anecdotes, and heartfelt conversations. The hosts' ability to navigate through awkward admissions, wild stories, and sincere reflections makes for a compelling listen. Whether sharing tales from their high school escapades or discussing the therapeutic aspects of journaling, David, Jason, and Natalie offer listeners an authentic and entertaining experience, true to the essence of living the “YouTube life.”

Transcript

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Visit McAfee.com, cancel anytime terms apply. What's up guys? It's the Views podcast. This is a throwback episode. It is one of our favorites and one of our most popular episodes and we are bringing it back for Throwing Throwback Thursday. Hope you enjoy. I got into an argument with one of our friends the other day. I feel like we've talked about this on the podcast before, but actually maybe we haven't. Cause now I'm embarrassed to say, but I sit while I pee. Is that weird?

[Natalie Mariduena]

We have talked about it. I don't think it's that weird. As an older guy, yeah, I'm pretty tired most of the time.

[David Dobrik]

I sit while I pee and I don't think there's any problem with it at all. I never sit when I pee when I'm at somebody else's house. But when I'm at my own house, like I want to be sitting.

[Jason Nash]

I'm sure it's like fine for you to sit when you pee. Like, who cares? You do whatever you want in the bathroom. But it like when I think about it, because when I think of a guy peeing, I think of them standing up, you know? But when you sit down, it's like weirdly reversed. So it's like I think of when a girl pees. If I was peeing standing up, that would be kind of weird.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Now that's completely different. Cleanliness.

[Jason Nash]

I just don't think that's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sitting down is much better.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Like a floor.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Remember when I peed all over your bathroom? I've been sitting down at your house ever since.

[Jason Nash]

Are you serious?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. I stayed in my house too. I don't stand anymore unless I'm.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, why did you pee on the floor? You just panicked.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, there was like an emergency and you were running out. Everybody was running out and I was like, I better pee. Cause I don't know if we're gonna be back. And everyone was screaming at me, like, jay, Jay, Jay. And I just went in and I pulled my pants down and.

[David Dobrik]

And it was dark in the bathroom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, the lights were on. It just went everywhere.

[David Dobrik]

Old fucking person shit. That's so weird.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you stay long on sitting down? You're not supposed to do that.

[David Dobrik]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't sit there and read?

[David Dobrik]

Every time I go to the. Every time I go to the bathroom for no matter what it is, I tell myself I'm like, I'm gonna enjoy this one and I'm gonna sit here as long as I can. I fucking shit you not. Every time I go, I'm like, I have my phone. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm just kind of like, gonna have a moment. But every time I fucking finish, I'm done. I go, I gotta go. Like, why am I still sitting here? This is disgusting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Do you ever get that? Are you ever like, do you ever plan on making a bigger day at the bathroom? And then it goes. Gets shorter. Why is that so funny?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Get an umbrella and sunscreen, magazines, little picnic.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know what you mean. Well, I sit in my car after I work out.

[David Dobrik]

It is kind of similar.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I just sit there.

[David Dobrik]

It is.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And you know what it is? It's procrastination.

[David Dobrik]

We're talking at the same time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought I was talk, just like.

[David Dobrik]

Battling, like, who can finish the sentence? Yeah, it is forgotten.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's been pretty kind of weird, but that's what for. My thing with you, like, when you pee is that I can't really sit down when I.

[David Dobrik]

Another thing I was thinking about super unrelated to peeing. Maybe you don't remember this, but. Nat, do you remember this? Do you remember, like, when you would walk into a classroom and you were like a freshman in high school, but your teacher also taught, like, the senior class, and you walk in and you'd see things in the back of the classroom and you're like, oh, my God, what is that? Or like, maybe you'd be scared. And the teacher would be like, oh, don't worry, that's for my physics class, eighth period.

[Jason Nash]

And you'd be like, ooh, yeah, like that.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know why, but that's such a random feeling.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why wouldn't I experience that? I was a freshman once.

[David Dobrik]

I know, but I've looked in on senior classes, but every time I like, reference anything from, like, high school or college days, you just, like, fucking have no idea what's going on.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's like you've Never sat in a classroom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's because I forgot everything. Blacked it all out.

[Jason Nash]

There you go. Speaking of high school, I remember David well, actually, I think this might have been, like, at the end of senior year, like the summer out of senior year. So everyone's, like, out partying, doing random stuff. Right. And David never went to parties in high school in general, So I didn't get invited. You did get invited, but David wouldn't go anywhere unless John, Alex, and Mike could all go as well.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah. That fucking bummed me out. Like, I was. I feel like I was on the cusp of like. Like, I could, like, I was kind of like divergent.

[Jason Nash]

So, like, you just hung out with everybody?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, so I hung out with, like, everybody. But, like, my friends wouldn't be invited to certain parties. And I was like, I'm not fucking cool.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You were on the cusp of being cool?

[David Dobrik]

Y. Yeah. Yeah. Like, definitely. No one would ever be like, he's popular. But they'd be like, when you ask about me, you'd go, I know David. Yeah, that's what you say. Yeah, I know that's what you'd say, but he would.

[Jason Nash]

Horrible thing to say about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know. What about him?

[David Dobrik]

Can't come to the party with those fucking idiots. But yeah. Yeah. So I. Yeah, I wouldn't. And it was weird bringing three guys to a party. Like, no one ever liked Vernon Hills.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You make it sound like it's, like, laughing.

[David Dobrik]

No, they can't bring dudes to a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Party and burn hell.

[Jason Nash]

It's like, that's just. Isn't that kind of like.

[David Dobrik]

That's just high school in general?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No dudes. Like, too many dudes.

[David Dobrik]

Unless you're, like, friends of the guys. Like, no new dudes, no secondary friend groups of dudes can come in. Like, that's just fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

If a dude is having a party, it's his guy friends and whatever girls they want to bring.

[David Dobrik]

And trust me, if me, Alex and John and Michael wants a party, we throw that vibe off real quick. What happened there?

[Jason Nash]

But I remember we went to this party and David was like, hey, want to hang out tonight? Or whatever. And so I, like, was like, sure. And he came over. I was literally in pajamas. Like, nothing, you know, whatever. Just thought we were going to be, like, sitting in the cars, driving around the neighborhood, having a little good time. No, that's not what David had in mind. That he got some, like, text to go to some party in, like, Bumble Fuck nowhere.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And we pull up to this party. We don't know a single person there. I don't even. I don't even think you know the person that sent you the address. But we went. It was someone's birthday and they were also going to the military. It was their going away party. And we showed up. I don't even think we knew.

[David Dobrik]

It was like in his basement. And it was like a high school school party. It was like 15 year olds, 14 year olds, and like 20 year olds. It was like the weirdest fucking mix.

[Jason Nash]

And it started out totally normal, Everyone just hanging out in the basement, talking to people, whatever. And then his family comes down. There's a bunch of, like, little kids running around, like children. And there's people partying, like drinking, alcohol, whatever. And I don't know how we found out, but then a couple minutes later or whatever, we found out that it was a trap house. Like, this person's dad sold drugs out of this house.

[David Dobrik]

So it's the best party you could ever go to.

[Jason Nash]

And I was like, okay, David, like, red flag. Like, you know, we should go.

[David Dobrik]

And he's like, no, that wasn't the red flag. The red flag was when the strippers walked in the fucking. This is the first time I've ever seen a stripper in my life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, we're 18. We're like, what the fuck is going on?

[David Dobrik]

I don't even know if you're 18. I think we were.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah, I was 17.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you were 17? Yeah, it was like all kids of all ages were at this fucking party. It was like Chuck E. Cheese, but with strippers. And. Yeah, these strippers just came down and we're just like, what the. I've never fucking seen. I don't think I've ever seen boobs at this point. Like, this was like fucking big.

[Jason Nash]

And then we're all a bunch of kids and so. And the strippers weren't getting paid. Like, no one brought, like, singles with them to, like pay the strippers.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, not even new strippers. I would have. Listen, I would have stopped at the bank if I knew strippers were coming 100%.

[Jason Nash]

No one knew that there was gonna be strippers there. At least we didn't. And so the strippers were. They were dancing for probably like 10 minutes. And they were like, fuck this, or whatever. They went to the back room and they're like, we're not dancing anymore. So this person.

[David Dobrik]

Because no one was throwing money, they're pissed.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, this is how they're gonna make money. And the dad comes out, who is this big, scary like drug dealing, man.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And he was like, nobody's fucking leaving this place until these strippers get paid. Everybody put your cash out right now.

[David Dobrik]

And he closed the fucking door.

[Jason Nash]

He like locked us in the.

[David Dobrik]

He locked us in the basement. He's like, someone's gotta pay these fucking strippers. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And there's like a little window that's like, natalie, that's the way we gotta get out. Yeah, it was bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How'd you get out? You had no cash?

[David Dobrik]

No, I had a 9 millimeter in my back pocket. Shot it into the ceiling. I'm fucking leaving. No, I don't know. People ended up paying the stripper.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you know what? And also before the strippers came down, they confiscated everyone's cell phones too. So we didn't even have cell phones.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So we couldn't. And we were like locked in this basement with strippers.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So we couldn't even sell these strippers or like cash app these strippers. It was like, how are we supposed to pay them? Like no one had a heads up that they were coming. They were a surprise. Like, how do you pay surprise strippers at a 16 year old's birthday party?

[Jason Nash]

Good point. Oh my God, that was the craziest night. I don't even think I went out with David after that. I was like, what did you just get me into?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we didn't hang out a lot in high school. I feel like it was only a couple times when you would have a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Night like that that was crazy. Would you tell your parents what did.

[David Dobrik]

Very rarely. I like telling them like, like dangerous things, but like, that was like not worth explaining to them. Like if I like got high, I'd be like, I smoked weed. And they'd be like, no you didn't. I remember actually the first time I told my dad I smoked weed. Accident is the only time. He goes, haha, nice try. So they never believed me.

[Jason Nash]

To be fair, I didn't believe David either. He told me, he told me the first time he got high and I was like, I was like, no, you didn't, you didn't do that. Because I didn't even do it, bro.

[David Dobrik]

I got fucking high as shit when I was in high school. Like, like that used to be my. The first time actually only like six times. But like when you're in high school, that's a fucking lot because it was completely illegal to do it. And like we'd have to hide in fucking in like a cul de sac. Smoking in, like, if headlights came on, so it was like, game over. And I remember the first time I smoked. Yeah, we went to. We went to Taco Bell. I got a Beefy Crunch burrito, bro. I will never fucking forget. And then we also went to. The first song I listened to was Collard Greens by Schoolboy Q. Ok, so it's like the best song to ever get high to. And then we went to Dunkin Donuts where Nick Salerno was puking his brains out right by the car. The rest of us went in and the other half of us went around. Because Dunkin Donuts throws out their donuts in a bag.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So. So we were going to wait till they threw the donuts out and then we claimed them all and then we brought them back. Nick's fucking puking his brains out, boy. We had a bag of like 300 donuts now. So we hit it big. But, yeah, no, I loved. That was my favorite part about. Dude, high school will never, like. There will never be anything not. Yeah, nothing can ever. That's why, like, I actually feel for people that, like, like, are homeschooled or, like, have never, like, gotten to feel or, like, are working from. So, like, early on, like, you know, like, people like Justin Bieber that, like, got to miss, like, high school.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, kids who missed their senior year this year.

[David Dobrik]

Right, Right. Yeah, that fucking, like, it's. This sucks because we're literally talking to a lot of senior. Like, this is the podcast that people listen to, and I feel bad, but, like, it is the best years of your life and I'm so sorry you're missing it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, for a lot of people, it's not. I know for me, it wasn't right. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that's true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, there's. I think there's a lot of people that.

[David Dobrik]

But I think that's why high school is so interesting, is like. Is like, whether you hate it or not, like, it's gonna end. Like, what happens in high school will never dictate what happens in your. Like, you know, I mean, you can be the coolest and you can be a loser in the future.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And you can be the nerdiest and you can be the coolest in the future. That's what's so cool about high school is it's the only thing in life where you seriously get a race. Like, refresh. Like, you literally, you. In high school, you can dabble and find out, like, what the fuck you're doing or what you Are. And then you get to hit a refresh button during college, and then you probably get to do it again when you graduate. And you can keep doing it, but, like, high school, like, you know, it doesn't dictate who you're gonna be. Like, you're just growing up and you're learning shit. So, like, that's the best part about it. So even if you're having a bad time, like, it'll be over. You're good.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I feel like when I was in college, that was when I, like, met people like me. Met, like, funny guys and stuff. What'd you say?

[David Dobrik]

Hilarious dudes? I said losers. Definitely some losers. Who'd you meet, bro? It's not that funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The way you put the cup up, I was fully believing that you complimented me. The first thing you said was, hilarious dudes. And I was like, oh, I was wrong. And then you said, no, I said, it's so funny.

[David Dobrik]

How many times, like, if you, like, edit all the compilations together of, like, how many times I've insulted you with the same insult and you found it the same amount of funny. Like, I've called you. What do you mean? Like, I've called you. No, like, it makes sense.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think you mix them up.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but I call you old as shit. I call you a loser. And I've said it, like, in probably similar ways, but, like, every podcast is once a week, so it's like, it seems new every time I say it. But, like, if you were to add them all up, it's literally just me calling you a loser, like, maybe 50 times, and you're going, oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So we should cut that together.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's the first time I'm calling you one. Hey. Ew. Yeah, big one coming from Natalie side.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what? Why is it when a girl burps, it's, like, so cool?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, actually, yeah, I have the complete opposite story. There is this up. There was this time we were. We went to. We went out. This was like, what, two years ago, we went out. We were at the. We were at the club, and, like, a couple girls came back with us to. I think it was Zane's place. Yeah, Zane's place. And one of the girls I like, really like. Anyway, we're sitting around Zane's house, and I don't know what the fuck we're doing, but out of fucking nowhere, this girl goes, dude, the biggest fucking burp.

[Jason Nash]

The whole room, like, silence.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I mean, you could tell just by Natalie's reaction, like, that I was bringing up the Story like, the whole room went fucking quiet. There was like 30 of us in the room. Like, it was a full party. But, bro, entire fucking room. Like, just shut the fuck up. And it was so scary.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And what'd she say?

[Jason Nash]

Everyone got silent. It was super awkward. So I was just like. It was me.

[David Dobrik]

It was like a manliest burp you'll ever hear.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And this girl was, like, so tiny and sweet. So it's very confusing.

[Jason Nash]

No, I think it was just like she just had to burp, and so she just burped it. Like she didn't think anything of it.

[David Dobrik]

The next day, shoot. Natalie was like, what did you think of that girl? Cuz like, she thought she saw that I was interested in her.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then I was like. And I was like. I was like, I think she's cool, but did you hear that fucking, like. Like, like sonic boom of a burp?

[Jason Nash]

And I had no idea it was the girl that did. Natalie goes.

[David Dobrik]

What? That came from her? And I was like, yeah. Like, she remembered the fucking burp. Like, it was like a bomb dropped at the party. Yeah, no, that was like, a one time where I was like, jesus. I mean, the burp was insane. And I know it sounds like we're exaggerating, but when you were there, it was like. It was like a commercial burp. Like something that you were trying. It almost felt like she was just trying to, like, outdo her personal best.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like someone else burped, and she was just like, why?

[David Dobrik]

It was like a superhero burp. Like, the walls should have been the WandaVision burp. Yeah. Like all the walls should have collapsed in the house. Yeah. Like, it was that. It was that amazing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The FBI is, like, trying to get in past the burp. She's holding the town hostage with the smell. Doesn't this feel like a. If you just look at this side of the screen, it looks like, wake up, Denver. You know what I mean? Like, we're like, on, like, a morning talk show.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, totally.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And then over here.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It's like, we haven't decided what to do with the set. We're so. Guys, for the audio listeners, we're in a set right now. You can watch all these podcasts on video. It's so great because we have fucking 6 HD cameras pointed at us. It's like. It's like a really cool change of pace. And these cameras are on throughout the night. They just, like, stay on for some reason, and no one turns them off. Last night I came in here and just. I fucking I couldn't resist it. I took my clothes off in front of the camera because I was so curious. I swear to God. Actually, yeah, it wasn't last since like two nights ago. But I was so curious because I was so curious about, like, my naked body, like, looks like on video. Because there's a little monitor where you can see yourself, right? And I was just like, what is, like, my penis? What is my butt? What does everything look like?

[Jason Nash]

Roll back the footage.

[David Dobrik]

No, you can't. They're not rolling, right? They're not rolling. Yeah, but. But they are on and they're displaying to the monitor. And the best part is, is like one of the. One of the cameras actually projects into the living room.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, if you're sitting in the living room, you can watch the video back. So luckily there's no one in the living room that saw the nanny gets.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Up for a cup of water.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but. But no. Yeah, I sit in. It's so. It's such a bizarre experience because I think. I think. I don't know, 99% of humans have never stood in front of a camera butt naked.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Camera add £15.

[David Dobrik]

No, I was like, it was very like, mirror like. But it was like it still felt like an image of me. Like, it was very, very strange. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it. We did the Wheel of Dysport recently where we. Where we drove around town with this dispo wheel. And you could either win a dollar or you could win a brand new Tesla. And we had two Teslas to give away. It was a lot of fucking fun. And we went to, like, a bunch of influencers houses. Natalie went, how was.

[Jason Nash]

Was my favorite. I spent the whole day.

[David Dobrik]

Why are you talking like you fucking hated it? You, like, paused. Then you went.

[Jason Nash]

I love it.

[David Dobrik]

It's David.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You liked it. Don't let him know that you hate yourself inside.

[David Dobrik]

He finally goes, it was my favorite. I spent the whole day driving around in a fucking bus.

[Jason Nash]

It's just a very, very long day. Like, you know, and you have to talk to, like, a lot of people.

[David Dobrik]

Right? It's exhausting.

[Jason Nash]

Exhausting.

[David Dobrik]

And if the wheel landed on a dollar, we donated $1,000 to United we Dream. And we spun. We ended up spending like 27 times. 27 different people spun. So we were donating $27,000 to the United We Dream, which is pretty cool. But Natalie on her story, Natalie on her story actually put 28,000, which is. It's not a big deal at all, but, like, it would have been funnier if it was like. So, like, dan from the CEO dispo called me. He's like, yeah, it was 27 spins, but Natalie put 28 on accident, so we're just gonna have to pay the extra thousand. I was like, yeah, that's fine. But it's just like, could you imagine if, like, Natalie actually put, like, you know, 128 or, like, 28 million or some fucking. Some off number. But, yeah, so that was a quick mistake, but it was really fun. So the way we do it. So the way we do it is two people can win the cars, but we don't actually buy the car. So the cars we were driving around with are the rentals. And then when you win, we order you the car. That way it's in your name and all that stuff. It's easier. It's easier to transfer titles and stuff that way. So the cars we had were rentals. So we rented these cars and then we had. And I didn't know that we were doing this, and I swear to God, sure, no, no, I didn't know. We rented two Teslas, the ones that, like, I like the configurations on. And then Natalie and Taylor and Ella took them to get the cars wrapped. So they took these cars that were other people's cars, and they got them wrapped as we were wrapping, as being wrapped overnight to lime green because all the Teslas had to be lime green. The guy texted us, the guy that owned the Tesla, and he goes, hey, my window and my trunk is open. Is there any reason? It's because every door has to be open when you're wrapping a car. And they're like, oh, sorry, no, it just parked in my friend's garage. So, like, we fucking lied to this guy about wrapping his car. I was like, what the fuck? And then came the day where I announced that we're doing this giveaway, and I showed off the Teslas. And Ella gets a call immediately, and it's a text, and it's like, by any chance, is my Tesla wrapped in lime green right now? And she goes, yes. And he goes, can you please keep it? I'm the biggest fan. And I got on the phone with him because I was like, fuck, I gotta talk to this guy. Like, this is crazy. And I was like, listen, I'm so sorry. This is what we do. Your car will be totally fine. And he was like, I don't care. If you want to give it away, I'll buy another one. Give mine away. Like, I'd love to be A part of this. He was so fucking stoked. He's like, at the least, at the very least, can you just keep it wrapped for me when you give it? Yeah. So we didn't even have to unwrap it. When we gave it back to him, he just took it back lime green. But I thought it was so funny that this guy found out that his Tesla was wrapped. He's like, yeah, I saw Ella rented the car from me and then I saw your insta story and I put all the dots together and I was like, holy shit, my car's wrapped. Green.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And what about the other car?

[David Dobrik]

And the other car we just returned.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

But then Natalie and Ella, they decided to keep going. Oh, because you guys already promised to go to other people's houses.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. We had like a whole route planned out for the entire day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[Jason Nash]

And the entire morning, like, we had so many spins. Nobody was winning.

[David Dobrik]

Nobody was winning. Even all our friends spun.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, if my friends win, they probably shouldn't win. But that wasn't even a problem because it landed on nobody winning. But the entire morning, no one was winning. And then they had the two winners, but they had to go to another house right after because they already promising.

[Jason Nash]

These people all day. I was like. And we were behind because obviously it's a big setup, big production. And I was just. I felt so bad. And I was like, we have to go. I was like, they probably won't win the Tesla's, you know, whatever. And so we went and they ended up winning like two more Tesla.

[David Dobrik]

More fucking people in the Teslas. And I got a call and first there was like Ella and Natalie really excited. They're like, the two Teslas were one. And then I got a call and like an hour later, two more were one. And I was like, I thought we only had to. And they're like, well, we have to get four now. So. So we have. We have to buy an additional two. But it's great because, like, everyone that won, like, is either like, they really needed a car or they're giving it to like a family member that, like, oh, good. Definitely needs a car. So it wasn't. Nobody wanted that was like a fucking millionaire. And you know what I mean? The right people want it, which was sick. This guy made a TikTok about getting a cheap flight to Miami.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And it was about taking Spirit Airlines. Like, Spirit Airlines is like, obviously the cheapest way to fly. And all the comments are so fucking good. Like, the top comments, y'all trippin Spirit not even that bad. We just had to bring our own plane. Someone goes, spirit, not that bad. The walk to Miami wasn't even that far from where we crashed. Spirit, not that bad. We all just had to jump at the same time to get the plane off the ground. Spirit ain't that bad. For real. They even landed the plane in the street right by the hotel. This one's good. Spear not that bad. Four penguins named Skipper, Private, Rico, and Kowalski ran it. It's a reference to Madagascar. Spirit isn't bad. We just had to use our feet to stop the plane when it landed. This is a good one. It goes, Spirit Airlines is actually the safest to fly right now because they're the only ones with outdoor seating. That's really good, bro. It's so great that everybody agrees that Spirit is, like, a fucking janky ass place to fly.

[Jason Nash]

Does Spirit ever acknowledge that, though? Like, do they ever, like, play in on that?

[David Dobrik]

They should.

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

So funny.

[David Dobrik]

Like, just like, they should make a commercial where the plane's just going down.

[Jason Nash]

That'd probably be bad for business, though. It kind of makes sense why they wouldn't do that.

[David Dobrik]

The plane's, like, going down. All the passengers are like, at least we saved all the money. Or like, something.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And like, right, that's like that Burger King ad.

[David Dobrik]

What happened? The Burger King ad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Burger King UK tweeted, oh, I saw that shit. Women should stay in the kitchen. Or women belong in the kitchen. But they were trying to say that most chefs are only 20% of the chefs are women, so they're saying we should hire more women.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, so they. Wait, they tweeted? They just tweeted. What did they just tweet?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Women belong in the kitchen.

[David Dobrik]

Just that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But was there an article?

[Natalie Mariduena]

The following tweet.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my fuck.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Kind of explained it. Like, we're. You know, we should. We need to hire more.

[David Dobrik]

Do you think they did that on purpose?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, yeah, according to.

[Jason Nash]

That's what I've heard.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. We were talking to somebody yesterday, and.

[David Dobrik]

You think that it was, like, intentional, like, to fucking get a stir out of people because it's, like, not the right thing to say, no matter what.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's. I mean, I thought, like, maybe some guy was like, oh, this is funny, you know, and, like, you know, trying to be funny, but it's also just, like, so wrong.

[David Dobrik]

I can also see that getting by, like, six people at Burger King. Like, I could see, like, a room. Like, I could see.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, they didn't tweet it for us. They only tweeted it uk. I feel like they knew.

[David Dobrik]

Before we bring this humor to America, let's see if it works over here.

[Jason Nash]

It was also on International Women's Day. That was their campaign they were running, right?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, shit. So this is, like, okay, but that's so crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If they did do it on purpose and then got all these bad articles written about them, and then they were like, yep, that's exactly what we wanted.

[David Dobrik]

How about just Burger Queen? Ooh, that's good, motherfucker. It's better than what they had. I've never seen a Burger Queen ad.

[Jason Nash]

That is true.

[David Dobrik]

No, like, actually, like, why don't they. Well, whatever. I don't want to go to Burger King.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Burger Queen's pretty good.

[David Dobrik]

Burger King specifics. I have security out here now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The other day, I ordered Postmates, and I don't know why this was so crazy, but, like, my security stops everyone at the door, no matter who they are, and they walk up to the door with them, and he walked up with the postmates guy, and I opened the door, and the postmates guy hand is literally fucking shaking, and he goes, I'm sorry. And then that's it. I always felt so bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, it's okay. I ordered this, and he should look.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Up his name, and.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I tipped him well.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, you did?

[David Dobrik]

No, I fucking said, don't ever do that again. What are you talking about? I'm sorry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm fucking 80, you know?

[David Dobrik]

You know, there's ways you can get.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Tips over to them. He probably has a phone number or I can track that on a paymail.

[David Dobrik]

No, that was just fucking. I felt so bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's really funny. The security guard doesn't walk me up.

[David Dobrik]

But the security's working.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you're on the pre approved list.

[David Dobrik]

And you're not a threat.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did they have like a picture of me and stuff?

[David Dobrik]

I think he just notices the limp and he's like, what is this guy gonna do?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm having hip surgery April 9th. What do you want from me?

[David Dobrik]

Why do you keep promoting that hip surgery like it's a live show?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Meet and greets after guys talk about that. I should wake up from the surgery in about an hour and be ready to sign anything you want talk about.

[David Dobrik]

Every time you bring it up, you're like, it's April 9th. Coming to hospital near you.

[Jason Nash]

You're also here, like every day, thinking knows you better.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You also have a bunch of guy. Different guys out there.

[David Dobrik]

We don't fuck around, bro. We've gotten some threats.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I asked him the other day, I said, I said, you get bored out here? And he goes, no, I'm studying right now. And I said, oh. I said, so you're doing two things at once?

[David Dobrik]

And he goes, yeah, but don't tell him that. But don't tell David.

[Jason Nash]

Don't tell David.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, he didn't say it at all. He said he's.

[David Dobrik]

He's. You know who walked by? Alex Ernst came the other day.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Fucking Alex Ernst walked right in. And I go, how'd you get past security? And he goes, security? I go, are you fucking kidding me? And I had to go outside and be like, guys, the gate, watch the gate. Because the guy, literally. But it turned out he was on the pre approved list too. But I was like, how the fuck did he get past? I was like, so confused. Ilya told me this story the other day that he learned from somewhere. So it's like botched to the second degree. So, like, I'm gonna mess it up. But Joe, you can add on to it because they talked about it on their podcast. Basically, there's a. There was this guy, there's. They were on a ship and a big wave knocked over the ship and completely sunk the ship, but it kind of landed upside down. So, like, where you could crawl out of there, wasn't it? Because the. The top of the ship was on the sea floor. So, like, all the doors were shut and all like, it was like 11 crew members on the ship died. They drowned. Except this one guy who at the moment the wave hit, it was like five in the morning. Something. He went to the bathroom and the bathroom, like, created an air pocket in the ship and he got to stay there. And he stayed there for a little over two days. He was in this air pocket and he just sat there. And divers came the first day, but they couldn't get down there. They couldn't stay there long enough. So then on like the second or third day, new divers came to recover the bodies. And there's literal footage of these divers in the fucking water, like going through the shipwreck. And then all of a sudden a fucking hand pops out and grabs one of the divers and they're just. He's live, he's alive. And they fucking. They pulled him out. He stayed there for three days. And he thought he was only there for 12 hours, but he was, he was just sitting there like for three days. And then when he came up, when they brought him up to see, he had to stay in like an incubator thing for like two days too, because of the, the pressure, like in the water and everything. Like fucked with his like, cells or something. I don't know what it was, but like, yeah, fucking insane. I just. I also just said this story in about 40 seconds, but, like, this is a fucking insane story that like, he had no idea. And he said that, like, all you can hear was, like, all you would hear is like the ship hitting. Like you would hear the ship like, you know, creaking back and forth because waves were hitting it. And you would hear like fish eating the remains of the rest of the passengers on the ship. And that. Fucking insane. And this dude, fucking dude survived.

[Jason Nash]

This is real.

[David Dobrik]

I swear to God, it's real, Joe.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The video, like, fucked me up afterwards.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, the video is terrifying. It was so scary because you see.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Him like, he's like on top of.

[David Dobrik]

Like shipwreck stuff and he's just sitting there in complete darkness, literally for three days.

[Jason Nash]

It does make no sense.

[David Dobrik]

It's really scary. Wow. And then he like, he like suffered from survivors guilt, which I guess is like. It's like, why me?

[Jason Nash]

What about the pressure at the bottom of the ocean too? Like, I don't understand how he was able to just chill there.

[David Dobrik]

And if I think it was the amount of air that was in there, like he got away with that. And then when he was. When they pulled him out of the rack, like he had to come up in stages. Like, it wasn't like he just plopped up and he was Like, I'm back.

[Jason Nash]

How deep was it?

[Natalie Mariduena]

His ears would pop.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how deep it was. Not cuz his ears would pop. I think cuz he just fucking.

[Jason Nash]

His insides would probably explode.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. He was like under there for so long, it was just completely. He had to like decompress. Like imagine like when you're coming from like space. Like, you know, you gotta like, there's like precautions you gotta take. You gotta go into like another tank to like get you back to earth.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's like when you take like a Sprite bottle and you like turn it upside down, right? And then like there's like a pocket of air. Have you ever seen that? Like, so it's like a cup of water.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You ever done that when you were a kid?

[Jason Nash]

No, no. I get it, what you're saying, but I'm just not sure that's the same thing as his body.

[David Dobrik]

It's totally the same thing there for three days. J's comparing it to his experience with a Sprite bottle.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My seventh grade science class. What's your most simplest pleasure? Like? For me, cup of coffee in the morning. Incredible. Incredible.

[Jason Nash]

I. I mean, just recently.

[Natalie Mariduena]

David's like.

[David Dobrik]

I fucking hate Jason. No, I'm down. People wanted more Jason in the pot. So I'm like, so here, go ahead. No, no, no, hang yourself. I'm all here. Sorry, I was just looking at Joe. I'm biting my lips. My siblings, pleasure. Marvel movies. I love watching movies. So yours is coffee. Tell me about it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, you know, I get up in the morning and I. As soon as I wake up, I go, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna make a cup of coffee. And it goes. And it's black.

[David Dobrik]

What about you? Imaginary guest?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I just recently, literally this week, started journaling in the morning.

[David Dobrik]

Get the out of journal about.

[Jason Nash]

Just like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Can you share? Can you read? Can you read something for me?

[David Dobrik]

What are you, like, like a diary?

[Jason Nash]

Kind of like a diary. Like I just want to like document everything. One of my friends, one of my oldest friends, she was like, we had such an amazing week last week. So many awesome things were happening. She was like, I hope you're right. You're journaling so that one day like people can like relive like what you're going through. Because our lives are so unique and.

[David Dobrik]

So, you know, stories, those go away.

[Jason Nash]

For 24 hours, right?

[David Dobrik]

Not if you save them. You go to analytics and you go to archive.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's your journaling.

[Jason Nash]

But it's like therapeutic at the same time. Like me you're like, just sitting there with my own thoughts, just writing.

[David Dobrik]

How long is it?

[Jason Nash]

It depends. I mean, my first entry was like eight pages.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Whoa.

[David Dobrik]

What? Eight pages had a lot to get off your chest. Wait, what were you journaling about? I know what it was. It's moving. You were sad.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career.

[David Dobrik]

Day and said he was a big roas man.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friends still laugh at me to this day.

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

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[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

No, no. You weren't sad.

[David Dobrik]

It was just me.

[Jason Nash]

Just you?

[David Dobrik]

Natalie recently moved out of here.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know.

[David Dobrik]

And it was the first night when she was leaving and she was walking out the door and I was like, so you're going? And she was like, yeah, I'm going to my house. And I was like, what do I do? I was just sitting on the couch. It really felt so crazy. I was like, what do you want me to do? She's like, I don't know. Go to bed, watch a movie. And I was like, I don't know. Like, you want to stay for a little? She's like, no, I'm tired.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This house is great. And when I left last night, I felt bad for you.

[David Dobrik]

It was. Thank you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I did. I walked back in to, like, say something to you.

[David Dobrik]

I've noticed that. I've noticed people have a hard time leaving, and I can feel that it's just for me, like, I'm leaving him here alone. Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's so. It's so big.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That I don't know if you'd want to be here alone.

[David Dobrik]

I don't like it, though. But, like, I also, like, don't like it. It's like this. Like, then when Allie left, I was like, hell, yeah, I'm fucking. That's when I was like, sure, I'm gonna take my pants off and go in the podcast studio and whip my dick around. Like, that's when I got that feeling, you know? Like, that's when I got excited. But, yeah. Anyway, back to journaling. So.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So what did you write?

[Jason Nash]

Well, I wrote about. I was like. It literally started off. I was like, what better time to start a journal than literally right now?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, fuck this. Bring it in here. Can I read the page? I'm so curious.

[Jason Nash]

I say some bad things about it. No, I'm just kidding. Can I read it?

[David Dobrik]

I'm so curious what a journal's like. Do you have it here?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I carry it with me.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, let me read it. Okay, okay, okay, here it is. I have now. Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I cannot believe that you're giving your journal over to David.

[Jason Nash]

Well, because I've just started it, so it's not like I've really gotten into the nitty gritty and, you know, crazy Nat.

[David Dobrik]

Her first line. I said, it's really cheesy. Her first line is, I'm journaling. She goes, finally. I've always wanted to start a journal for therapeutic reasons, but the same reasons that made me want to journal also pretended. Also prevented me from doing so. Anywhere here, anyway. This is hard to read. Your.

[Jason Nash]

My handwriting's really sloppy.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, anywhere here. That's just me. It's not even your handwriting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's a combo.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway, here I am. And what better time to start than literally what feels like has been the best week of my entire life. Aw. Oh. She goes, I think this is me peeking. Hahaha. For starters, David and I started a disposable camera app a year and a half ago, and now I run it. I am the CEO of it. David will burn in hell. It's called Dispo, and it is the digital disposable camera that is meant to restore joy, authenticity into photo taking, sharing, and social media. Wow, that's really sweet. The best things tend to be unintentional and I can say that for sure. The majority of my favorite life occasions have been unintentional, like falling in love with David when I first moved to la.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, wait a minute, Nat.

[David Dobrik]

Tell me when you want me to stop. When I walked in and I saw him shirtless, spanning that Natalie, definitely.

[Jason Nash]

Now you know you're lying, because when I saw you shirtless, I did not fall in love. It's just like mumbo jumbo about, like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. It's like I announced that I am in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2021. Although I agree that some of the other models are crazier and way uglier than me.

[Jason Nash]

Shut up. I'm still. No.

[David Dobrik]

No. But this is sick. Okay. I just wanted to read, like, some parts just so, like. Oh, my God, this is really sweet.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Why are you so embarrassed?

[Jason Nash]

What did I write?

[David Dobrik]

You're so embarrassed. The ending is really sweet. She's talking about Sports Illustrated and she goes, they wanted to know Natalie the businesswoman, entrepreneur, activist, influencer, creative, not Natalie the assistant. And that was really fucking cool. That's how it end. Now. You got some balls for fucking letting me read that. That's. That's pretty cool. But, yeah, this is. This is fucking sick. Matt. Natalie's journal. Natalie's journal, now available worldwide and on Amazon. Natalie, congratulations on this. My next guest comes from a long line of swimsuits.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you think your journals will become more expansive? Like stories and stuff? Because that was. That was very, like, day one journaling.

[David Dobrik]

Jesus Christ. You think it. You think this shit will get any better?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I didn't think it was bad.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, Roaster. Yeah, but why you gotta do that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not roasting her. I'm saying it was very day. It literally was like a day one journal. I'm saying, I wonder if it would get more expansive.

[David Dobrik]

What do you mean more expansive?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, I don't know, like she. She told the story that she told tonight on the podcast in more detail there.

[David Dobrik]

Well, of course, stuff like that. I think the first couple pages, like the origin story of the journal, you can't just dive into.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, it's not a Marvel movie.

[David Dobrik]

Like Todd Blue coming to my eyes on Accident today. You can't give the journal that, right? I don't know. I don't know what now he's going to journal about in fucking four months.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Did you see Todd lubed in my eye?

[David Dobrik]

No blue coming to my eye.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No blue coming to my eye. It was a lot worse than what you said.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think I've ever Like, shared this story. But have you guys ever had, like. I've had a.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

What?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no. I don't know why I thought you were going there. That's so weird. I thought you were like, this is. No, it's not where you're going. Never mind.

[Jason Nash]

I'm sorry. What just happened?

[David Dobrik]

I was thinking of something else, and I just jumped.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

I jumped to a conclusion because I was thinking of my own story, and I was like, oh, my God, this is the same thing, but it's not. Unless yours was about experimenting and fingering your butthole in the tub. Wait, wait, was that what yours. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

I know.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm just like. I just remember when I was younger. Sorry, I don't want to derail your story here, but when I was younger, I put one of my fingers up my butthole to experiment. But I thought. I don't know why I think you've derailed it.

[Jason Nash]

I'm sorry, how was that even. Like, how did. How did I do that?

[David Dobrik]

I have no idea. I think I just spaced out. What were you saying?

[Jason Nash]

You were just going.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

And the good news is my story didn't have much to it, so it's nice that I got to just punch it in into of yours.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Continue.

[David Dobrik]

What's the rest of yours?

[Jason Nash]

I was gonna start just one finger.

[David Dobrik]

By the way, and it was done. And I know. I didn't like it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't like it?

[David Dobrik]

No. Okay. What are you gonna say?

[Jason Nash]

Okay, my story. I feel like everybody has, like, that one, like, super weird, like, hookup story or whatever, right? And I only have one. It was Halloween, and we were drinking, whatever, having a good time at a party. And at the party, we were, like, making out, like, on the side of the party, like, on the wall, which is, like, so not me. I don't just, like, randomly make out with somebody in the middle of a room of people. And I was like, okay, like, this is about to go down. You know, whatever. And I left the party with him. We, like, walked back from this person's house back to, like, campus or whatever to go into his dorm.

[David Dobrik]

Hold on. This is the most interesting part for me. What did you say? Like, you want to go back to my place?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, I didn't instigate it.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

[Jason Nash]

Sorry.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not a whore.

[Jason Nash]

No, I was just like. I don't really. I don't know exactly what exactly happened, but, like, he, like, couldn't get hard. Couldn't really like, stay hard or something.

[David Dobrik]

And so it happens, you know, it's a lot of guys, actually.

[Jason Nash]

And so it was just like, kind of awkward. And like, as soon as, like, literally within the first five minutes, I was like, okay, this is, like. This is just not, like, a good. Like, this isn't, like, a positive, like, situation. It was just like, eh, whatever. And I remember, like, he, like, took his, like, penis. And he was like, dude, look at.

[David Dobrik]

What she's doing with her fingers. And he, like, took his penis. Like a little snail that he had.

[Jason Nash]

Around, he took his penis. Like, I was just, like, laying there in bed like this, pretending like I was asleep, but I wasn't. And he, like, took his penis and he, like, picked it up and he, like, dropped it on my side.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

And then, like, I wasn't. I was like. I was just like, okay, whatever. Like, he'll stop. I think he's just, like, really fucked up or something. And he, like, did. He did it like, three or four times. I think he, like, wanted me to, like, wake up to, like, hook up.

[David Dobrik]

With him instead of going like this. He was just dropping his dick on you? Yeah, that was his way of going, hey.

[Jason Nash]

Literally. And then within, like. And then he was, like, knocked out, like, within, like, three hours or something. And I was up the whole time.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And I just, like, snuck out, and then I, like, didn't really, like, talk to him. I didn't sit next to him bio the next day. I didn't really talk to him. It was, like, super awkward.

[David Dobrik]

How did you. When you were leaving, did you drop your tit on him to say goodbye? All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you, guys for listening. Thank you, Jason and Natalie. Thank you, David, for being here. It was a blast. Make sure to go follow all the social media. Go check out Natalie's entrepreneurial moves that she's making.

[Jason Nash]

My journal will be coming to a store near you.

[David Dobrik]

Journal will be coming to a store near you. We'll see you guys soon. My name is Jeff. Bye.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think I should start dating somebody.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, you do. What do you mean? Why are you asking me? Like, you've had a choice?