Our Biggest Turn-Ons

Summary

Summary of "Our Biggest Turn-Ons" Episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Release Date: March 25, 2025

In the "Our Biggest Turn-Ons" episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, listeners are treated to a blend of candid conversations, humorous anecdotes, and behind-the-scenes looks into the lives of YouTube sensation David Dobrik and single dad vlogger Jason Nash. The episode navigates through various topics, from technical hiccups to personal stories about relationships and celebrity encounters.

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1. Technical Troubles and Listener Feedback (00:03 - 05:40)

The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about recurring audio issues plaguing the podcast. Natalie Mariduena highlights listener frustrations, humorously suggesting, "less Natalie, so let's limit your words" (00:30). Jason Nash and Natalie engage in a playful banter about the challenges of maintaining audio quality, with Jason exclaiming, "It's really funny because I'll see comments or DMs and somebody could be like, the audio isn't loud" (01:34). The trio acknowledges the importance of addressing technical problems to enhance the listener experience.

2. Gas Company Scam Incident (05:40 - 07:00)

Jason shares a tense experience involving a supposed gas company technician knocking on their door, which escalates into a potential break-in scenario. Natalie warns, "They knock on your door and then they barge in and steal" (04:41), reflecting the fear and paranoia fueled by scam rumors. The situation intensifies when police arrive swiftly, surprising Jason with their prompt response: "Police actually came when you call the police" (06:10). The group expresses sympathy for the confused gas company worker, understanding him as "poor guys trying to do this job" (07:03).

3. Celebrity Encounters: Paul McCartney and Jay Leno (08:00 - 10:00)

The conversation shifts to encounters with celebrities, with a particular focus on their unexpected run-in with Paul McCartney. Natalie recounts, "I saw Paul McCartney literally like a month and a half ago in LA" (08:36), describing the surreal experience of seeing the legendary musician driving a red Corvette. The group humorously debates the subtlety of noticing stars in their everyday lives, laughing about their own reactions and the awkwardness that follows such sightings.

4. Biggest Turn-Ons Segment (11:53 - 15:05)

In a more personal segment, Natalie opens the floor by asking, "What is the most turned on you've ever been?" (11:53). She shares a bold story from Chicago where a woman directly expressed her interest, stating, "she goes, I want to fuck you" (11:53). Jason reacts with embarrassment and humor, revealing his own struggles with discussing his turn-ons openly. The conversation takes a playful turn as Natalie probes Jason about his experiences, leading to teasing and laughter among the hosts.

5. Showering Together Anecdote (24:00 - 31:30)

A humorous and somewhat awkward discussion unfolds around the topic of showering together. Miscommunications and playful accusations lead Natalie to assert, "John, show us your ass" (24:47), sparking confusion and laughter. The hosts navigate the delicate balance between teasing and genuine curiosity, ultimately clarifying misunderstandings about past showering experiences. This segment highlights the camaraderie and playful dynamic between the hosts.

6. Origin of the "Jerk Off Crew" (31:30 - 35:00)

Delving into the origins of their infamous group chat, Natalie recounts a hilarious story about competing to see who could masturbate the fastest. She describes, "As we would come back into the living room, it was just like a really funny, like kind of walk of shame type of vibe" (33:18). This candid and unabashed conversation sheds light on the more adult-oriented humor that defines their close-knit group dynamics.

7. High School Memories and "Where's Mike" Group Chat (36:00 - 41:00)

The hosts reminisce about high school memories and the creation of another group chat titled "Where's Mike?" Natalie reflects on past interactions, saying, "We have completely different experiences" (36:30), highlighting the diverse backgrounds and stories that each member brings to the podcast. This segment emphasizes the deep-rooted friendships and the humorous side of maintaining connections over the years.

8. David’s Encounter with a Fallen Man (41:00 - 44:00)

David shares a suspenseful story about finding a man lying on the sidewalk near his home. He recounts, "He was just laying there on his back and his dog was roaming around in the street" (39:52), describing his initial fear and the eventual realization that the man had merely tripped. The group discusses the importance of community and the instinctual reactions to unexpected situations, blending humor with moments of genuine concern.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jason Nash on technical issues: "It's really funny because I'll see comments or DMs and somebody could be like, the audio isn't loud" (01:34).

• Natalie Mariduena on the gas company scam: "They knock on your door and then they barge in and steal" (04:41).

• Natalie on seeing Paul McCartney: "I saw Paul McCartney literally like a month and a half ago in LA" (08:36).

• Jason Nash's embarrassment about turn-ons: "I sharted" (14:03).

• Natalie on the "Jerk Off Crew": "We jerked off" (33:18).

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Conclusion

The "Our Biggest Turn-Ons" episode showcases the effortless chemistry between David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Mariduena. Through a mix of technical discussions, personal anecdotes, and humorous exchanges, the hosts provide listeners with an authentic glimpse into their lives and relationships. From navigating scam scares to sharing intimate stories about celebrity encounters and personal turn-ons, the episode exemplifies the candid and entertaining essence of VIEWS.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. I've been seeing more messages about getting Jason on the pod. More. They want to hear more stories from Jay.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, hell yeah, Jay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hold on, Natalie. They're also saying, less Natalie, so let's limit your words.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm kidding. But, Jay, more me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The floor is yours. I've set a timer. I'm going to give you the first 30 seconds to just talk about whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Incredible. Go check out my podcast. I had something happen the other day also.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Can I just say. Yeah, it's really. I already interrupted.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Holy fuck, that was quick. This is. This is. This is to help your point. It's really funny because, like, I'll see, like, comments or, like, DMS or whatever. And, like, like, one comment, like, somebody could be like, the audio. The audio isn't loud, and it could be their personal speaker. That's not working.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie did that to me the other day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go, yeah. And I'll text Jason. I'll be like, jay, what the fuck is wrong with the whole pod? Like, what? It's like the sen out there. Like, one person in my head represents.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, 50,000 people. If you're. If you're smart enough and you want to DM me on Instagram, you could DM me things. And I could totally change the podcast if you're messaging me the right way. If you're like, please, Jason needs to speak for the Spanish viewers or the listeners, I'll be like, jay, you got to start speaking more Spanish.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's that easy to manipulate what we're talking about here.

[Jason Nash]

And then it sets off a fire in my house.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

When I get the call from you. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm like, oh, yeah. David doesn't like the audio. Dean's like, let's listen to it. Let's listen to it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I'm only Complaining on behalf of one person.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But, yes, there were two people that said, I want to hear a Jason Nash story.

[Jason Nash]

It only took two people.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Jesus.

[Jason Nash]

We should be one person for you by your standards.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, no, I know, but I saw the worst. I saw the first one. I was like, maybe this is a typo.

[Jason Nash]

Natalie did it to me last week.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

She's like. She sent me a text. And you know, you can read text kind of bitchy if you want to. Yeah, but it was just like.

[David Dobrik]

It definitely wasn't just me.

[Jason Nash]

It was just like, audio's not working. We really should be testing the microphones before. And I was like. I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, I did. I did test.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It is also funny that, like, then.

[Jason Nash]

I get a text, like, five minutes later, oh, my speaker's broken on my phone.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's also funny that we trust you to be our audio guy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I don't know why you're doing that either.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I posted a picture of you editing the podcast, like, the other day, and they're like, oh, Jesus Christ. This is why it takes so long.

[Jason Nash]

That's not true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Nah, that's not true.

[Jason Nash]

It's you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's me. That's me. That's me.

[Jason Nash]

I'd be happy to come here every day and record.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, right on. Okay, well, you fire up the. I heard there was an emergency at your home.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. We were at the house and the guy knocks on the door and he's like, gas company. Like that. And then Naveen freaks out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What time of day is this?

[Jason Nash]

It's like 2:00 in the afternoon.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, wow.

[Jason Nash]

So not a scary time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So morning time for me. This is about when I would be waking up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah. Morning time. Of course you'd never answer your door.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no. Oh, my God. When the doorbell is ringing non stop in the morning, I'm. I literally lose my mind. I'm like. I get so confused. But okay, 2:00.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So I say, he goes, gas company. And Naveen goes, it's a scam. It's a scam. They're breaking in. People are. They've been breaking into houses with this scam. I saw it on Reddit. Gas company. Scam. Gas company. So apparently there's a scam going on where people say, gas company.

[David Dobrik]

There is.

[Jason Nash]

They knock on your door and then they barge in and steal and pillage, whatever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, so the second you. They're not checking to see if you're home or not, like, whether you're home.

[Jason Nash]

Or not, they're coming in. It's a breaking in, entering. They're gonna tie you up. This is what's going on in her mind. And I have heard of.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I've seen like the ring camera footage of people that's happening to people.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, LA is so crazy where. It's crazy how this is normal, but yeah, I feel like nowadays it's, it's more likely to get broken into during the day than it is at nighttime.

[Jason Nash]

It's so scary.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And LA is kind of spooky. Okay, go.

[Jason Nash]

And so she's like, don't open it, don't open the door. She's like, they're gonna. It's a scam, It's a scam. And then. And I know gas company people do come by the house. Like I've lived in a couple houses in LA and like they do, they'll just walk in and be like, I gotta read the meter. And you're like, okay, so I don't know what to do. And so I go, I go, I go, I go, please go away. I go, we'll make an appointment with the gas company. I'm all crazed now. And he doesn't say anything. And. And then maybe like two minutes later we hear the door trying to get open.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, shut the fuck up.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, he's trying to break in, he's trying to break in. And I'm like, we're calling the police, we're calling the police. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So before I'm even finished saying that, Naveen's calling the police and.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, so now you're on her level. You're panicking just as much as she is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, completely.

[David Dobrik]

Which I don't feel like takes much to get Jason to listen.

[Jason Nash]

No, not at all. Not at all. And so she's calling the police. And this never happens in LA when we call the police. By the time she's like explaining what happened, there's a chopper above our house. Like, she's literally going like, yes, he broke into the door. Yes, he was trying to get in. He was trying to get. And all of a sudden you hear and you hear and siren. Wait one minute.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Police actually came when you call the police.

[Jason Nash]

One minute it was happening.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's fucking Limpop. You think it's cause she was like a woman?

[Jason Nash]

I think it's because she was a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Woman in distress and they were like, we actually got.

[Jason Nash]

She sounded hot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Was it like a FaceTime police officer? I'm in danger I'm stuck. Help.

[Jason Nash]

What are you wearing? Oh, wait, I can see.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, that's insane. So a helicopter showed up over your house just for a fucking break in?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And the police came.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's fucking crazy. If you live in la, like, getting the cops to come within the first hour is impossible unless you're being held currently at gunpoint or there is a person in your house and they seem like they have a weapon. I feel like there could be someone in your house. And if they. And if the cops are like, does he have a weapon? You're like, I don't know. I was like, well, then we can't come. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

[Jason Nash]

And then the police came and it was the gas company.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Wait, how did they find out? Was the guy still. Was the guy still around your neighborhood?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he was there. It was so fast. And the cops were like, yeah, he's with the gas company. And I was like, I'm so sorry. My wife's been seeing scams on Reddit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And, and how did the gas company guy take it?

[Jason Nash]

He was fine. He just kind of walked on. It looked like it happens to him a lot. And the cops are really nice.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Poor guys trying to do this fucking job just because the police called on him.

[Jason Nash]

I know, I know. I felt so bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I can just imagine him walking away with his, like, head down. It's fine.

[Jason Nash]

Do you have the cops come here?

[Natalie Mariduena]

We have them all the time. We have. It's to the point now where, like, I'll see him on the street. We have the same cops now that come when they're working during the day. It's like crazy people will come by and our security will call them. And it's the. It's always. It happens a lot. Like, very, very often people come here and when I say crazy people, I mean, I guess it's like a little aggressive, but. But it is people that have. It's been like four or five people now that have been. That have had, had dreams that they have to come visit me, which is so fucking weird because it's one step away from having a dream about killing me. Do you know?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I mean, like, if you're.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Having a dream, anything can happen in that dream.

[Jason Nash]

It's really bad if you have like suffering psychosis. Like I said the other day, I was like, you know the Beatles, right? Like, greatest rock band of all time. Yeah, right. Two of them were murdered.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, because. Because people had like. Yeah, people were so obsessed with them that they Wanted themselves.

[Jason Nash]

Like, what do you think Paul McCartney like, goes through in his head?

[David Dobrik]

Like, we saw Paul McCartney a couple months ago just like driving around in his car, like, no security.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that is kind of crazy that. Yeah, we saw Paul McCartney literally like a month and a half ago in LA.

[David Dobrik]

In LA, in like north Hollywood, in the Valley.

[Jason Nash]

What kind of car?

[David Dobrik]

What's that? Like, it's like an older car. Like a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was a Corvette.

[Jason Nash]

It was a red Corvette with the top down.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, but like, I'm always on the lookout for celebrities. I'm like star tours when I'm on the road. I don't know why, but like, seeing a celebrity out in the wild is like the craziest and most fun experience. I saw Paul and I started panicking. Obviously I waved like a. Idiot.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No concept of like, of like code. When it. When I run into celebrity out in.

[Jason Nash]

Public and you're a celebrity, I'm like, you should know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like, I should definitely know. But Paul McCartney's just like so big where I'm like, if it was anybody else, like, if it was like, I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Well, it's funny because David, like waved and like kind of made it a little bit of like a thing. And we were also just coincidentally going in the same direction as Paul.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

But then it just became like a weird thing. We were like, oh, he probably thinks we're like following him now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. I was like, fuck, now I have to like. So we had to turn around just so Paul McCartney didn't think I was like following him home. This sucks. Have you. Have you run into people out in the wild that we see?

[Jason Nash]

Jay Leno sometimes?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, easy. I mean, that's a big one. That's. That's like seeing a squirrel.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Jay Leno and la. And he, he doesn't drive any inconspicuous car ever because he has a garage of like 200 cars.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And yeah, it's really. Yeah, we saw. He always drives like a tractor or something. So you, you. He won't even be like, well, he.

[Jason Nash]

Has like a collection of sports cars.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not, not sports cars, but he has a collection of every tractors. Yeah. The last time I saw him was on like a big tractor.

[Jason Nash]

No, no way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I swear to God. You could see his knees. Like, like, no, you didn't. Yeah, I swear to God.

[Jason Nash]

He took a tractor out for the day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. Like, I think it's like a Lamborghini, like, old style tractor.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, when you say tractor, I think farms.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, Lamborghini started with making tractors. So it's like that style of like cool vintage y but like it was to the like you could see a full body where you see his knees, everything. But I think Jay Leno is like one of those people that like who's gonn Jay Leno for what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yes, Paul McCartney I would be worried about because he's just like so incredible.

[Jason Nash]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, this is a good question, Jay. Yeah, listen, if your wife is listening to this one, have her skip this one. What is the most turned on you've ever been? And this, this is like I have a specific one. I'm going to say it, I'm going to start it off. There was one time I've never. This has never happened to me and I've never actually followed through with this. And I don't want people to use this again. Use this against me in my life was my weakness. But there was one time, we were in Chicago, I was at a club and this girl who's very much my type walks right up to me and she goes, I want to fuck you. Oh my God. And I don't know what was going on, but in that moment, this was like 6, 6, 7. Do you remember this cell? No. This is like this completely.

[Jason Nash]

I love that story. Do you know why?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

Because I always hear about women like, you gotta do this with a guy, you gotta do this with a guy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's so easy.

[Jason Nash]

It's like just. She nailed it, you know what I mean?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But don't do that with all guys. I Think just like a specific stars align moment. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

There was something in the air.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There was something in the air and that.

[David Dobrik]

Can't just walk up to people and be like, I'm going to you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She said I want to. She said I want to.

[Jason Nash]

That is different.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And. But, but would that work on you if a girl walked up to me.

[Jason Nash]

And said, I want to you and she was my type?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh my God.

[Jason Nash]

What about you, John?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I mean any guy in the universe. Are you like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That is so annoying. How easy. J.J. odor. Crying. You too?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Wow. That's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

It's so crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's so fucking whack. Because if a guy walked up to.

[David Dobrik]

Me and told me that I would be like a little scared.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Obviously. You can't fucking say that if you're.

[Jason Nash]

You can't say that if you're a guy. I hate.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You know what I hate? I hate about today's society is that people like are like all like trying to throw out double standards.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

When I think double standards should exist for all of time. Like I don't think girls should pay the bill, especially on the first date. Like I think that's fucking crazy. And yes, obviously never should a guy walk up to a girl if the situation is as two random people meeting and saying, I want to fuck you. Like that's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

You're not gonna like my answer. My answer's gonna sound like bullshit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

For what's turned you on the most.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What is it? And why are you sitting in a position like you're about to diarrhea all over the bed?

[Jason Nash]

I sharted.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's what you do when you get turned on. That's a weird defense mechanism.

[Jason Nash]

It's definitely something with Naveen.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, come on. Don't be a fucking asshole.

[Jason Nash]

No, I'm telling you that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Are you sure?

[Jason Nash]

A hundred percent.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You've been alive.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

For 50 years. You fathered two kids. You've been a hormonal 16 year old kid. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to take credit away from your current wife. She's actually super hot. So. Actually, I don't even know why this. Why this does bump me as being the answer, but this is the most you've ever been turned on your entire life.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, okay.

[Jason Nash]

But I don't want to go into what it was.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You have to.

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, no. I can't. I can't. I can't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But wait, no. It is your wife. This is flattering, is it not? Is she not gonna be like, thank you so much?

[David Dobrik]

Obviously, she did something really naughty.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, is that not like, a good thing? Like, does that mean.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's a good thing, but I can't share her.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I definitely can't.

[Jason Nash]

Her escapades, I mean, I wouldn't say mine. Ilya saves me. No, I'm serious. There's no shot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's no shot.

[Jason Nash]

It's really dirty.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, stop. Wait. Why are you guys being like that? Are you.

[Jason Nash]

Are you trying to masturbate right now? You little fucker. John, get the loop. I get why Jay is hesitant. Naveen talks about other women when we have sex, so there you go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wow. That's sick.

[Jason Nash]

It's the greatest. That's fucking amazing. Greatest. Can I tell you why? Can I tell you why? Can I tell you why it's the greatest? Please do. Because I've been in relationships. Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Look at Elliot moving the pillow over his pants. He's right.

[Jason Nash]

It's like, I've been in relationships where you're, like, with the person and you're like. You don't really, like. Like, like having sex with them anymore. You know what I mean? You've never been in a relationship. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Sorry we went silent. But yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So the good thing about it is, like, I don't have to feel like an asshole for thinking something else.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, why is. Why were you so shy to share this? This is the coolest thing in the world.

[Jason Nash]

Because I don't know if. I don't know if I can say that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, we won't put it on something.

[Jason Nash]

That her and I haven't talked about.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. We won't. Oh. It's like an unspoken thing.

[Jason Nash]

It's other women that you are.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That you like, that you've talked about or.

[Jason Nash]

No, not. Not like specific people, but, like, she'll.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Bring up Natalie and she'll be like. She'll be like, imagine if Natalie was in here with us. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Never.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm kidding.

[Jason Nash]

No, your mom.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's good. That's.

[Jason Nash]

Where's Christina?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Is Paulo there, too? And again, I never acted on it, like, but of course. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm confused. Just for my own knowledge. What is she doing exactly? She's just.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Dude, Natalie's such a girl. Yeah, I know. It's so funny. I wish Natalie could just get, like, a download of a guy's brand.

[Jason Nash]

I know.

[David Dobrik]

I don't want it.

[Jason Nash]

It's like. It's like if you were. It's like dirty talk.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but, like. Okay, you like Scarlett Johansson.

[Jason Nash]

So she's like, no, it wouldn't be like that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It'd be somebody more realistic.

[Jason Nash]

It's not even. It's not even a person. It's just like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's the idea of having another girl in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's like, oh, now the girl's doing this too while I do this. Like that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, but it's not like that. Let me explain for Jason. Use your words.

[Jason Nash]

Amazing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Use your words. Huh? Explain. No.

[Jason Nash]

Oh. In Natalie, it's the best. It's the best because you just don't. You're like, oh. And you know why? It's good. Every woman should do it. I shouldn't say that. But the reason why is it's like my fantasies always include her now. Always include Naveen.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, interesting. She's like. She's like plugged herself into your dreams.

[Jason Nash]

Yes. So even when I have like dirty dreams.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's amazing.

[Jason Nash]

Naveen's there. Dude. Same.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Even you're thinking about Naveen. Dude, you can't bring your ex wife around anymore. You bring ex wife, you bring Naveen around. Ilya's gonna have a heart on now.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, that's amazing, Jason, but acting on it is not.

[David Dobrik]

I still don't understand. Wait, why is it amazing?

[Natalie Mariduena]

What are you talking about?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what she's saying. I don't get it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's saying like she's. She's like basically talking about a threesome. She's. I was you guys all.

[David Dobrik]

He hasn't really said anything and you guys are all like slapping your knees.

[Jason Nash]

And truly everything that he needs to say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My man is a God no thing. Basically, she's talking about a threesome.

[Jason Nash]

Did you do it with another guy or with another girl? Another girl. Okay. It's really funny. It was me, John and Alex. Well, I'm just saying, well, in the shape. I mean, a threesome with another guy is also like pretty normal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What?

[Jason Nash]

I see. I wouldn't like that. But I'm so straight. But I mean, nothing. Isn't that funny that everybody's gay though?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, what?

[Jason Nash]

Isn't that funny that everybody's gay though? Like, like, like I grew up my whole life, I'm straight, I'm like, I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight. I'm like. And then I check myself, you know, I'm like, I'm straight, I'm straight. I'm really straight.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's weird. I never had those thoughts in my head.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait, let him Finish.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Hold on.

[Jason Nash]

Where he's going. And then it's like, if you were pushed to it, if you went to jail, right? Like, oh, would you be gay maybe?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right? Hold on. I mean, it just kind of sounds like you're battling something. No, no, Jay, hold on. Are you doing a bit? Because that just sounds like you're gay.

[Jason Nash]

No, it's just something that I.

[David Dobrik]

Cut this.

[Jason Nash]

Cut this out.

[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Jason Nash]

It's so exciting. When I get seatgeek tickets the second.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Open, that app, it's just fucked up.

[Jason Nash]

And it says where you sitting? And you get to go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I love buying tickets on. I don't even go to the actual shows. Yeah, the app experience is so good where I'll just purchase tickets. I'll be like, it. I don't need to go. The best part already happened. While I can't buy you all new cars, I can help you with 10% off your next set of tickets on SeatGeek with promo code views. 10. That's 10% off tickets with promo code views. 10. Make sure you click the link in the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thank you, seatgeek. Natalie, what's. What's the situation? You're the most turned on.

[David Dobrik]

So I was hooking up with this guy and he. He wanted to play a game. I think it was like, truth or dare? Sex. Truth or dare.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And. Yeah, and I just, like, I had never. I hadn't done that before, so it was like a new experience. It was, like, fun way to, like, get the party going, you know? And. Yeah, that was. Yeah. And it was very. It was very fun.

[Jason Nash]

What was the craziest part about the Truth or Dare?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And I really like painting the picture here for us.

[David Dobrik]

Well, because I don't really want to paint the picture for you, to be honest.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What is this?

[Jason Nash]

So he was like, say truth or Dare to me. Like.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, he actually did sound like that. No, it was. It was an iPhone game.

[Jason Nash]

Oh.

[David Dobrik]

And you can. It was like. It was on his phone. It was like, truth. Like, what. What's your. Do you have any fetishes? That would be like, an example of a truth question.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

He actually told me he had a pretty crazy fetish, and I was like, oh, that's really interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What was it?

[David Dobrik]

Feet.

[Jason Nash]

That's not crazy at all.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Crazy at all.

[David Dobrik]

I've never met somebody that's like, yes, I like feet.

[Jason Nash]

I think it's bizarre, me, bro. What are you talking about? Like, literally one out of every five people have a foot fetish.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, Nat, you're boring, dude. Are you this vanilla?

[David Dobrik]

What are you saying? No, I've never touched somebody with my foot. Sorry, I think that's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't have this. You don't have to touch somebody with your foot.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, just like, looking at a nice.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

What are you.

[David Dobrik]

But that's weird. I don't like feet. Like, I think feet are fucking gross.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Danielle hates feet. Can you just tell us what the Truth or dare questions. I'm gonna blow my fucking brain out. I mean, this is crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I don't remember.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What are we, in fucking preschool? You're scared to tell? What a fucking card set on a fucking iPhone game?

[David Dobrik]

I'm sorry. Not all of us feel like we need to tell the world.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, we have nothing to talk about. Dude. We're talking about John showering with me for literally 40 minutes, going down a rabbit hole that doesn't exist. It does exist. It does. Okay, whatever, dude. You sound like. Forget it.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. An example of a dare question would be like, touch yourself for 30 seconds.

[Jason Nash]

Whoa.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, that's crazy. You gotta keep that shit to yourself. Dude, that is fucking. That's crazy. We fucking. We're your best friends. You can't say shit like that around us.

[David Dobrik]

I see. I don't want. This is what. Just fucking do it.

[Jason Nash]

Why'd you do that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sorry, I should have made a joke.

[Jason Nash]

He's going somewhere. It was funny, but Right, right, right. Go ahead. Now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go. Sorry. The floor is yours.

[Jason Nash]

John, why are you touching yourself?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sorry. The floor is yours. I don't want to talk about this.

[David Dobrik]

An example, and I'm not saying this happened or did not happen, but an example of, like, a dare question would be like, for 30 seconds, touch yourself. Let the person watch. You have to stop after 30 seconds no matter what.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you know that shit for sure happened.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There's no way you did that.

[David Dobrik]

Definitely not. Phil didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Why is she winking?

[David Dobrik]

She did it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that's crazy. Damn. That's fucking wild.

[David Dobrik]

It escalates as you continue to play. Like, it gets more, like, sexual or whatever.

[Jason Nash]

Wow. When did you play this game and.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Who did you play it with?

[Jason Nash]

I'm not gonna say I missed it. What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

You missed what? You missed the whole story?

[Jason Nash]

I just missed. Yeah, that part. What? What is it? You have to touch yourself for 30 seconds. I was doing the audio.

[David Dobrik]

I was doing the audio.

[Jason Nash]

What happened?

[David Dobrik]

It's all right, Jay. You don't need to know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It' it's actually probably better that you're out of the.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, probably. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

How you doing, John? Say something.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm all right, Jay, but do you remember when I had that cyst in my asshole?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I bled and I bled all over the couch?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And Taylor was the one that cleaned it up. Not cleaned it up, but, like, I did clean it up. Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was on the Cloud couch. I was sitting on the couch and I bled through my shorts. Well, it started out as like, a cyst, right?

[David Dobrik]

Like, it was like a little ball on the back of your.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, it's a pylon. Deal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Pilon deal. Cyst, I like to call it, but yes. Yeah. Why'd you hand the phone over to. Why'd you hand the mic over to John?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He looks like.

[Jason Nash]

He's probably a cyst somewhere. In his ass.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I've never had a cyst. Jon, show us your ass.

[Jason Nash]

Have you ever seen John's ass?

[Natalie Mariduena]

So, no.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Show us. What do you mean? Dave, We've literally showered together.

[Jason Nash]

Where?

[Natalie Mariduena]

What? In his room. I don't know. John. What?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. John, wait.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, are you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What the fuck? You're joking, right? Joking? We showered together. It's not a joke, John. It's obviously a joke. Jay, let's restart the podcast.

[Jason Nash]

What's up, guys?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Welcome back to what's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Jay, what's new with you for a second? Did we shower together? Is this True. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is that why you give John such a hard time all the time? Cuz you're secretly, like, in love with John? John? Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I have literally never. I've never have I touched on.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God, he's like so devotional.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Honestly, I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay, chat. All right, I'm playing into the bit, but now let's be serious.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

John, can you explain why you said that we showered together? First of all, the question was. Oh, don't make me manipulate you into. Yeah, be honest. I don't know. Now. Now you're in my head. Okay, now. Now you're making it sound like you weren't even coherent for the shower session. John's like, I was really drunk. It's like I woke up just soaked. What are you talking about? I. Dude, I don't. I don't know anymore. Realize if John had control this podcast, we'd all go to jail. Wait, what's wrong with that? I mean, because you can't just leave an unfinished thought like that. Yeah, you can. Well, half of the room is like, when did David and John fox.

[David Dobrik]

No, I'm just. Yeah, I'm thinking that literally earlier this week, you two were up in his steam shower, like, showering.

[Jason Nash]

Why would you ever be in the.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shower with David at the same time? Which makes sense. We have a steam shower. Yeah, exactly. We were using the same.

[David Dobrik]

Was it back, like when you guys were kids?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Did we do it naked? I mean, you were naked.

[David Dobrik]

This is so fucking weird. What's going on?

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what do you mean you were naked?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm definitely sure you're naked.

[David Dobrik]

What are you doing? In your face.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No shot.

[Jason Nash]

There's no shot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're saying my fucking dick was out and about and my asshole was there. Obviously, I'm more of a gentleman. I turn around.

[Jason Nash]

All right, then you don't even know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If he's like, we're facing butt to butt. Not. Not dick. Okay, now it seems like you're jumping in my defense. Defense? Let John talk about this in your defense. Yeah, it doesn't it sound like. Jake, please chime in here. I'm so confused.

[David Dobrik]

Is this real? I'm confused. Did you just text John and be like, hey, say some wild.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I swear to God, I'd be dead. I have no idea what he's talking about.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think it's that crazy that you guys were in the shower at the same time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, Jay, it's not that. It's the fact that I don't recall the incident where I was naked with my balls out in front of him.

[Jason Nash]

Well, how old were you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

It wasn't obviously, like. Like last year, maybe a year. Okay, dude, when you say it wasn't last year, that. 28, John.

[Jason Nash]

That's the answer.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What? How old were we?

[Jason Nash]

28, bro.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, 28. Like, dude, it's not like we were young.

[David Dobrik]

The.

[Jason Nash]

No, I thought you were like, 14.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Being young makes it actually less weird. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what?

[David Dobrik]

It would be more normal if you guys showered as kids. Like, I would shout. You shower as kids.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that's weird. What? That's complete opposite.

[David Dobrik]

No, children showering and bathing together is a very normal thing. Adults bathing together showered with anybody when.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was like, that's crazy. John's like, dude, John's like 10 second Tom from 50 First Dates. Hold on. From what I'm gathering here, you guys are accusing me of showering with Dave?

[Jason Nash]

It's obviously never happened.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And whoever started this rumor should be shot dead. All right, explain yourself.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, like, wait, so you were 28 when it happened? You were upstairs in Dave's bathroom, and what was the. The circumstance? Were you guys in a mud wrestling match? Did you get covered in.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How did we get in the shower together? Yeah, I've steam showered with. Yeah, like, Alex and Ilia before. That's like that. Okay, was I naked? Yeah, at one point, yes.

[Jason Nash]

What do you mean, bro?

[Natalie Mariduena]

How.

[Jason Nash]

How do you know that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because he took his pants off, bro. What do you mean?

[Jason Nash]

In front of you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Not in front of me. Like I said, I went butt to butt. Like, went to a private bathroom.

[Jason Nash]

And I'm like, okay, John, hold on a second.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He took his pants off? Do you know how big his shower is? So you're saying I turned to you and I was like, don't look. I'm taking my pants off. Yeah. Okay, so that. That sounds more reasonable. Exactly.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, but then he got naked and.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Then got into the shower with you? No, he started showering and I was like, all right, I'm done.

[David Dobrik]

There's no way. I'm so confused.

[Jason Nash]

You finished? You said you were done. You finished? Yeah, yeah. You finished?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like, I finished in the steam shower.

[Jason Nash]

All over the steam shower.

[Natalie Mariduena]

All right, come on.

[David Dobrik]

I'm confused. Wait, you guys are doing little Groo. Steam sauna shower.

[Jason Nash]

Hold on. Would this be something that you would ever do?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, when he sound. Okay, sorry. The steam shower? Yes. Like, Al, I've steam showered with you before.

[Jason Nash]

I understand that. Would you get naked in front of John and just start to shower while he's steaming?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Unless, like, I started getting naked. Yeah, exactly. Just kidding.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

You'Re the best.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no, no, no. Imagine. Unless, like, we were coming from the beach or something, and I was like, I have to shower while we're in. Can you look away so I gotta wipe the sand off me? Like, that's, like, the only way I could think about.

[David Dobrik]

Did John need to steam shower that bad that he had to be in there while you were showering naked?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's what I'm saying. That's why. That's what the story is really confusing. That's what I'm saying, bro. It was big enough. I'm pretty sure. Also, you're saying we were butt to butt and you're looking away. Yeah, but you're all. But this whole story started because you saw him. Because you saw me. Yes. When we were in the shower. Yes. So you. Even though I told you to look away, like you said, you actually decided to turn your head. I gotta turn around and exit. So I gotta take a peek, you know?

[Jason Nash]

Alex, have you ever fuck John? Yeah. John.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is there anybody else? All right, well, let's wrap this up. Long story short. Yeah, I shower with Jon. Big fucking deal.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I didn't think it was a big deal. You're the one that's weird about your body.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You do moon John on, like, a weekly basis intentionally. Okay, he does. He doesn't. Look at that. That is facts, that's for sure. Yeah, I just. Well, this is real. And it's actually going to give more validity to the shower story now. But, like, quite literally yesterday, I was. John was fixing on my computer, and I hopped out of the shower and my ass was to him. And I'm like, john, are these your nail clippers? I love doing that to him. And then he turns and he goes, no, I don't. Oh, my God. So that. That sounds legit. But the whole showering together, I was a little bit confused on. But. But yeah. Yes. If I remembered it, then totally. It would have made. I just don't remember showering naked with John.

[David Dobrik]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

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[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, we should talk about. Have we talked about the jerk off crew origin story?

[Jason Nash]

You guys called yourself the jerk off crew?

[Natalie Mariduena]

We went to go visit the boys. Like me and Ilya went back to visit the boys in their apartment and we wanted to see who can masturbate the quickest, you know, finish the fastest. So we all went into separate rooms and we jerked off.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then as we would come back into the living room, it was just like a really funny, like kind of walk of shame type of vibe because like everyone was coming back to the living room at different times.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So I finished the fastest. So like I'm recording everybody coming down.

[Jason Nash]

John just nudged me like he goes, yeah, that's right. You're proud of that, huh? You're proud that David lost?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. David won. Not at all.

[Jason Nash]

That's winning.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I was proud that I won. Yeah. No, I was sad I lost. I mean, the whole thing. Jay, you think it was who could last the longest? I would have just stayed my room and slept. How do you judge that?

[Jason Nash]

Now jump in here. Is that any kind of thing to brag about? You come, you came really quick.

[David Dobrik]

No, I, I don't know why he.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's like having self control. It's like, how can I. Can you like do it?

[Jason Nash]

You have no self control.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. If you do it quick, obviously I could, I could like, I could last forever if I wanted to. But that's not what it is about. It's about who can just do it. The quickest saint of my and Ilya. What was your problem? Why couldn't you get it done? Well, I had a disadvantage. Why?

[Jason Nash]

Because I was the only one that stayed on the first floor. And so after every time that somebody would finish, I would just hear him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Walk downstairs, I'd be like. Every time I'd be like, fuck.

[Jason Nash]

And yeah. Did you use material? We allowed to use materials?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you could use anything you want. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

This is so disgusting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I used John. John had a girlfriend at the time and I used like a piece of her underwear. Were.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm so sorry. That's not the funny joke. That's not a funny joke.

[Jason Nash]

That was crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That was weird, bro. That was weirder than the shower situation.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, you made off the shower situation.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You didn't pick up the shower situation. Anyways, yeah, I mean, I finished. I finished second.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, what did you finish, John?

[David Dobrik]

You finished second.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You did finish second. Really?

[Jason Nash]

No, no, no, I finished second.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know why I'm bragging about this. My silver trophy. I finished second, dude. What do you mean? Mean? There's no way. Are you sure you guys weren't jerking each other off? And you guys just called it a tie. You finished first. Yeah, but no, it was, it was great. I mean, the look on everyone's faces like. Because so the staircase, the way it works is like people, they wouldn't walk down it, they'd kind of peek their head down first to see who was already down. So you were just gonna be first. So yeah, just see you filming me. So you'd hear like footsteps coming up from upstairs. So you're looking at the stairs and then you just see a head pop out and it's like Mike or John. It's like fuck. You just hear them swear because they're last. Long story short, even though that is a bizarre one, that is where our group chat jerk off crew originated from. And then we have one more group chat that our friend Mike doesn't know about. Ooh, I know he's gonna hear it here. He's gonna be pissed. It's cause Mike decided not to move out to LA with us. The group chat is called Where's Mike? Aw.

[Jason Nash]

You'Re gonna hear about this at the bachelor party.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that's his bachelor party we're going to this week. Weekend. I mean, what else is that? What is else is on anybody's mind? Al, you have any stories from high school? Your favorite memories with either Elliot, Natalie, or John?

[David Dobrik]

Al, what's your favorite memory with me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

As kids, Natalie and Al have been like. There's been some weird tension going on there. Look, we didn't talk. Talk much much.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, we touched a lot. Didn't talk much.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Dude, you hear that? Anybody here have a good story?

[Jason Nash]

We were driving and Naveen gave a homeless guy $5. And he. He was. He was like, thank you. Thank you. He looks at me and he looks at me and he goes, oh, I just lost my dad. Enjoy him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

And I didn't get it at the time, David.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was like, wow, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Just.

[Jason Nash]

I was like, oh, that's so sad you lost your dad. And then Naveen was like, that's so sad. And then he kept looking. He was like, it's not gonna be here forever.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then we pulled away and we.

[Jason Nash]

Were like, that's really funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How often does that happen where people think that you're your wife's dad?

[Jason Nash]

We went to a real estate. I went to see like a house once and the guy was like, oh, is this your daughter?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Jeez. Is that. How do you take that? Do you take that as a compliment?

[Jason Nash]

I. I wrestle with it. It's tough.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Cuz there's like, there's some people who's that coach, that football coach that has like that hot, like, is like Bill Belichick, who is like a. Who is like a girl that's like, what, 21 or something?

[David Dobrik]

I think she's like 24. And he's like 60s, right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So like that situation.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's tough. I mean, you can't pick who you marry.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Or who you fall in love with.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. But. But, but like, I wonder, like, does he look at it like a proud way or does he look at it like, this is a little strange?

[David Dobrik]

I think he doesn't give two shits.

[Jason Nash]

If I'm being honest. Like, I guess I look at it like a proud way. Like, oh, that's awesome. I got.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's how I feel. Like everyone would look at that situation before the Internet. Now that the Internet's a thing, it's more of like, it's like now people are like, judgy about that kind of.

[Jason Nash]

Well, that. I don't care about that. I don't care what people on the Internet say. If my friends had a problem with it, I'd be like, that would suck.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no. I think you guys are really good, man. The relationship that I'm, like, currently, like, really obsessed with.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think that's so fucking great. Like, remember when we met, when we met Benny?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'll never forget that. We were at Charlie Puth's house and we were going to film a bit with him and Charlie's playing the piano and Benny is, like, barefoot and these, like, like Rastafarian, like, sweatpants or whatever he's wearing, like, on the couch, maybe even eating chips. I don't know. I can't even, like, I have an image of him from that moment. And at the end, like, once Benny gets more comfortable with us talking to Charlie, Benny comes over and talks to us.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I remember Jason going like, oh, wait, you're. You're a musician too? Like, I thought you were just bumming it on the couch.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

I said, I. I thought you were the guy that got Charlie's post mates.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And it wasn't mean. Benny, Benny. Benny has such a good sense of humor about it. And Benny. Benny laughed. And, like, then we found out who Benny was. Yeah, it was like the craziest thing.

[Jason Nash]

Starts listing songs, like, every song, you know, every song that he produced. Every single song.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Every single song and every pop. The greatest part about him is he doesn't really, like, play any instruments. Yeah, he just like. I guess how he makes it. It makes songs is he's just like. Like, this one needs a little bit more then. And then it happens.

[David Dobrik]

I was in my driveway the other day and I was fix. I was jumping my car. And this man walks by, he's a, like, larger, older man. And all of a sudden I hear like a. Oh. And I was like, I don't know what happened. And I have big, like, hedges in front of my house. And then I couldn't. He didn't say anything. Then I was on the phone with my mom and I was like, mom, I think that there's a man outside of my gate.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, that sound you made sounds like he got hit by a crossbow, like, in his stomach. Just an arrow.

[David Dobrik]

And so, no, that would be like. And I didn't see him, like, continue to walk his dog past the hedges, you know, like he hadn't cleared it. So I was like, I think he's, like, outside just, like, looking, trying to, like, get in or something. I don't know. I was freaked out. So I went out there to look. This was Midday. It was like noon and he had fallen like on, in the. Like on the sidewalk right in front of my house. And he was just laying there on his back and his dog was like roaming around in the street and he couldn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Dog didn't come to his help.

[David Dobrik]

The dog was like panicking, like running around in circles. Like my owner can't get up essentially. And he couldn't get up.

[Jason Nash]

But Naveen would have been like, that's a scam. That's a scam.

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's what I thought. I was scared.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Shoot him. Shoot him before he gets up. He will stab us once we get close.

[David Dobrik]

I was so scared. And luckily there was another woman across the street.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, you didn't approach him?

[David Dobrik]

Oh no, I did approach him. I just didn't know what to do. And I. There was another woman across the street and she came over to help as well. But I was. He was, he was a big dude and I was like, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. You just like, you're. As a girl, your head goes like crazy places.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's saying fall, you go lock your doors.

[Jason Nash]

Did he have a heart attack?

[David Dobrik]

No, I think he just tripped on like the uneven pavement.

[Jason Nash]

I've done that.

[David Dobrik]

And then he. I had to go into my house, grab a chair out, bring it out to the street for him so he could like get up because I wouldn't be able to. I wasn't able to like lift him myself.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We were talking about that. We went to go see like a Lakers game.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're talking about how dangerous courtside is.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, like Natalie was like, do you think like, like there's like insurance for like the, like when somebody gets hit with like a basketball player.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like LeBron falls on your 80 year old grandpa, it's game over.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Now he was like, what happens if you get hit in the head? I'm like, the head? What if a player just comes crashing down on you?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

To six foot nine. And a lot of the guys sitting courtside are usually like, like older gentlemen or women. So like. Yeah, I wonder, that may be one of the most dangerous places in L. A.

[Jason Nash]

Do you see anybody get crunched like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No. Floyd Mayweather was there.

[Jason Nash]

He was.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, we went to the, we went to the courtside game. They have these new suites which is. They're like. You pay. What is it? It's $20 million for four years?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, it's like $100 million for. No, five years or something like that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Something crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And. And it's like a suite. Like, you pull in. This was. This is the most incredible basketball experience ever. You pull into where the players pull in.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So you park right next to the players cars. They valet it. My car was the. I luckily brought the one that Corona got me. The Ferrari. Yeah. So it just so happened to be that day, one of the nicer cars in the parking garage.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So they put my car right next to the suite. So it's literally from my car to the suite was, I don't know, what, 40 steps? Like, really close.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And it's like protected there. And then in the suite, you have a private chef, you have a bartender, and then you have like, you have like a private entryway to the game. It's like crazier than courtside. It's. I've never seen anything like it, but yeah. And you could see everyone else. It's obviously there. Floyd Mayweather was there, and for more than half the game, no one was sitting next to him. He just had his bag there. And I was convinced that he just bought the chair just for his bag. And then his buddy came, which I was like, I wonder if Floyd's happy that his buddy showed up or if he'd rather have it for his bag. But, yeah, basketball games are crazy. It's crazy, like, being there.

[Jason Nash]

It's crazy how close they are, how big they are.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And it's just like anything you feel like you're like, yeah, you could get.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you're getting sweat tripped on. Like, it. It really is like a bizarre experience.

[David Dobrik]

But we were sitting with the new player, Luca. Donna Donachic, whatever. His. His agent was sitting with us in the suite and she was. He came from Dallas, I think.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And she was saying that it's been like an adjustment for him to, like, come to la.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he's from Slovenia. Slovenia originally, which has like 2 million people total, you know, and it's been like. He's been in the league for seven years, but LA is obviously, like, totally different. I never even really thought about that. How like the LA Laker experience in comparison to literally any other sport or any other team or anything is like. So there's always celebrities at the game. It's always like packed. It's just so crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. But you. But he's like one of the best players in the NBA and will be the best player in the NBA for like the next 10 years.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So, like, you don't think he's used to it. When she said that, I was curious because I was like, really? I was like, I'm from Slovakia. Pretty close. Took me about two months to adjust. I was like, hell yeah, this place is sick.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, I just feel like when you're like on a stage like that in front of like so many.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well known people, that's totally different. Yeah, I moved to Ohio from Slovakia. He moved to, I don't know if I'm convinced, to the NBA. Yes. We have completely different experience. That doesn't make sense. Yeah, I was in Toledo. Okay, so let's go a little bit different.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. I think it's. You're playing for the Mavericks. That's like a lot of pressure too. I get it. Like Jack Nicholson's to your left. But it probably. That probably all just goes away.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I think just like LA in general too, it's like totally different.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Just like the team goes out to party after like whatever the situation. Situation is. Yeah, yeah. Right. And like. And LA fans are now. Are all celebrities. Right. So like now you have like. I'm sure your messages are going crazy. Like, come to this dinner, come to here. Like in the celebrity sphere of, you know.

[Jason Nash]

Have you heard, have you heard about the basketball player Grady Dick?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[Jason Nash]

There's a basketball player named Grady Dick. And. And so the announcers are having like. They're like losing their minds because. Because there'll be all these clips where they're like Dick pummeling in. It'll be like Dick going hard.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's really good.

[Jason Nash]

And there's like. And so there's this great reel of cliffs. And then eventually you hear a couple of the announcers, they cut it together and it's like Shaq. And he's like, I'm not saying that anymore. And then there's another guy that's like, let's just call him Grady.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's really fun. Are they doing it on purpose?

[Jason Nash]

No, no. Because I mean, at first the way it's cut, it's like, I mean, I.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Guess you could say any term, but if you say dick in front of it, it's gonna sound sexual. Damn, that's fucking sick.

[Jason Nash]

Tell me if this would piss you off, Dave. I was walking with Naveen and we were hiking and she was ahead of me. And then two like old guys pass her. Yeah, like 60 year old guys. Naveen says hi. They say hi. And then as they pass her. So now they're 100ft or 10, 50ft past her.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Right. You're hearing the gossip, they all turn.

[Jason Nash]

Around and check out her ass. The two guys.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Because they don't know that I'm with her. And so then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, hey, hey. I'm like, wait, you said something. I'm like, it's my wife.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, you didn't. I did. No, you didn't.

[David Dobrik]

Oh my gosh.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You said that as like a joke.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Kind of joking, but also like. And the guys just kind of went, how would.

[Natalie Mariduena]

How would that make me feel? I don't know. That's kind of tough. That's like. There's two ways of looking at it. It's kind of like flattering. It's like, wow, my wife is so beautiful. But yeah, it also would be like, fuck off. No, I don't know. That's how I always feel about like dating a supermodel and like dating somebody in the public eye, like, that's kind of tough. Cuz like, everybody loves that person. Like, Like, I remember the one public relationship I had, like I would get DMS all the time were that were like, I'm preying on your downfall. I'm up next. And that would fuck me up. Really? Yeah. Yeah. When people were like, I'm next in line, brother. I'd be like, fuck. I don't know why, but those comments would really get to me. So that being said, those guys hidden on your girl. But seriously, when you and Naveen are done, I'm up next. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Please DM us of tips and tricks, how to make this podcast better. What you want to hear more of?

[Jason Nash]

No, don't DM us. It's gonna. If you think my day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You think Jason's audio quality was horrible for this, please tell me. I'll fucking take it up with him immediately. This sucks because now people are gonna be fucking sending me a bunch of bullets.

[Jason Nash]

Yep.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Be like, jason's mic sucks. Get a new mic. We're going to have to buy a new house cuz they're going to be like the echo in the home. Doesn't work. All right, guys, thank you for listening. Go listen to Jason's podcast. All things.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you never get it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm kidding. I know. It's all good things.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, great.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Go check it out.

[Jason Nash]

Thank you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's a really, really funny podcast. Mesmerizing.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Can't get enough.

[Jason Nash]

You can't?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I can't.