Our Worst Fight

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Our Worst Fight
Date: April 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode, featuring David Dobrik, Jason Nash, Natalie Mariduena, Ferris, and John, is classic VIEWS: a chaotic blend of behind-the-scenes stories, confessions, and comedic banter. The hosts dive into their failed attempts at viral vlog bits, revisit their all-time worst group arguments, riff on cultural news, and end up on TMI topics about bodily functions, all while maintaining their signature energy and authenticity. If you want a window into the real dynamic of the VIEWS crew—unfiltered and riotous—this episode won't disappoint.

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Key Discussion Points and Segment Timestamps

1. Post-420 Vlog Chaos & Failed Ambulance Bit

[01:14 – 13:24]

• Vlog Planning & Clickbait Dilemmas

  • David reflects on his latest vlog, admitting to heavy clickbait ("I said, I'm quitting again... And it became our best video in our last 10 videos." [03:01])
  • Producer Ferris changes video titles to maximize views, much to the amusement of everyone.

• Ambulance Bit Gone Wrong at Saddle Ranch

  • Bit involved fake paramedics and ambulances, inspired by a previous drinking skit. ("The bit's very similar... except it's Zane being resuscitated from drinking so many times." [04:34])
  • Chaos escalated with five ambulances, 10 paramedics, an unsuspecting manager, and a public crowd.
  • “Chief Keef pulls up in his Lambo, trying to take pictures outside... I'm like, yo, Chief Keef, what's up?” – David [07:07]
  • Simultaneously, a robot delivery gone awry causes a real fender bender outside, bringing police and real-life drama.
  • Despite spending $8,000 and failing to film the intended bit, David calls it a “net positive” because it brought back the thrill of unpredictable, old-school vlogging. (“I was telling Ilya... this feels like a net positive, like... just to experience.” [09:12])

• Notable Quote:
  “It was like training camp for vlogging… There are so many things that were going on.” – David [09:47]
  “John was in the car after. John was like, that was the fucking worst thing I’ve ever experienced.” – David [10:06]

2. LA Showbiz Realities & Manifestation Delusion

[14:25 – 19:22]

• Jason updates on selling a TV show, which fell through due to industry instability. (“I went in and had a show.... It was all smoke and mirrors.” – Jason [14:43])
• David shares his own experience selling a movie script to a top studio, which stalled after key executives were fired. (“I don't believe in anything ever until it's uploaded or in... theaters.” – David [17:02])
• They debate the value of “positive manifestation” in LA, with jokes about friend Jonah’s notorious delusions of grandeur and big talk about starting businesses.
  • “I wish people knew this man like we know him. The things that come out of his mouth are insane.” – David [18:11]

3. Smoking/Vaping Laws & Their Personal Worst Fight

[19:55 – 27:56]

• UK Banning Cigarettes for Gen Z
  Discussion on new England laws: anyone born after 2008 can't legally buy cigarettes or vapes. (“So by that calculation, my son could smoke, but my daughter couldn't.” – Jason [20:02])

• Natalie & David’s “Worst Fight” Over Vaping

  • David recounts the time he called out Natalie’s vaping habit and she blew up at him in Brazil. (“You sound like you have bronchitis.” – David [22:09])
  • Natalie clarifies: “I hate when you're like... she was screaming. Yeah, because you were fucking annoying for like three days straight!” [22:13]
  • They reminisce about fights: the most memorable was in a Target parking lot in 2019—Natalie called her mom in tears, ready to quit.

• Notable Quotes:
  “It was one of our biggest fights, I think.” – David [23:01]
  “I was going to quit.” – Natalie [24:22]
  “I full-on punched you… in your leg or something.” – Natalie admits to retaliating physically after a heated exchange. [25:24]

4. Other Feuds and VIEWS Group Dynamics

[27:12 – 32:13]

• Jason recalls being genuinely mad at David after a dangerous paintball bit.
  • “I was like, I don't know if I'll ever talk to him again... I can never look at him again. I'm so mad.” – Jason [27:09]
• The crew discusses annoyances and the difference between work-related and friendship arguments.
• Fun side stories about tracking each other’s phone locations and the awkwardness it brings. (“It was like we just caught like a predator…” – David [30:01])

5. Internet Personalities & Pop Culture

[32:13 – 35:31]

• Jason brings up “Clavicular” overdosing and being brutally honest on livestream. (“It was the most authentic thing I'd ever seen on the Internet.” [32:21])
• Natalie shares that “maxing” and “mogging” (terms coined by Clavicular) are taking over internet slang—akin to how “swag” entered common usage.
• Brief discussion about China banning influencers who flaunt wealth.

6. MrBeast’s New Grocery Store Video

[35:31 – 39:11]

• David praises MrBeast’s grocery store challenge as one of the best YouTube videos he's seen.
  • “Last to leave this store, I'm going to give you $250,000... See you in a year.” [36:53]
• The group discusses how feasible it would be to eat their way through a grocery store for money and how many calories would be required.

7. TMI Bathroom Talk & Bodily Function Myths

[39:12 – 43:15]

• Natalie asks, “Where do you put your penis when you poop?” [39:15], leading to awkward, hilarious explanations about male bathroom habits.
• The group (reluctantly) discusses whether “squirting” is actually just pee, with David reading awkwardly from a group chat conversation.
  • “I just looked up what squirting is. It's actually mainly pee. Like, since when?” – “Someone” (David’s group chat) [41:55]
• Natalie confirms it's mostly urine with “a little feminine water.”

8. Health Talk: Colonoscopies & Weight Loss

[43:38 – 46:33]

• David teases Jason about being overdue for a colonoscopy.
• Jason reveals he’s taking a new weight loss injection (“tricypetide”) and how dramatically it suppresses his appetite, making it easier to avoid overeating.
  • “For somebody that's like, that can't say no, that can't stop eating, it's changed my life.” – Jason [45:22]
• Natalie and David discuss how their own habits have shifted and stress eating amid the chaos.

9. Food Wars: David vs. Natalie & Legendary Food Hostage Stories

[46:39 – 49:05]

• Stories about ordering, hiding, and fighting over food—especially David holding Natalie’s Chinese food hostage.
  • “You don't come in between Natalie and her food.” – David [48:28]
  • Natalie threatened, “If you take a bite of that food, I have your credit card...” [48:41]
• David surrendered the food rather than risk retaliation.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “It felt like it was training camp for vlogging... so many things were going on.” – David [09:47]
• “I was like, maybe you should stop smoking... It was like telling a roided guy to stop doing steroids.” – David [22:37]
• “I jumped into oncoming traffic.” – Natalie, on their Brazil trip fight [22:58]
• “I full on punched you… I walked over and I fucking punched you in the leg or the arm or something.” – Natalie [25:24]
• “I can never look at him again. I'm so mad.” – Jason on the paintball incident [27:09]
• “Last to leave this store, I'm going to give you $250,000... see you in a year.” – MrBeast story via David [36:53]
• “Where do you put your penis when you poop?” – Natalie, sparking the episode’s running TMI joke [39:15]
• “Peace is disgusting... It’s gross.” – David, on learning what female squirting is [42:56]
• “If you take a bite of that food, I have your credit card... I'm buying myself a bag.” – Natalie [48:41]

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Summary & Tone

This episode was a perfect storm of old-school VIEWS chaos: failed but legendary vlog bits, honest confessions, and heated-yet-hilarious recounting of infamous fights—underscored by the group's chemistry and willingness to self-deprecate. There’s a delightful current of “nothing is sacred” as the crew cycles freely from YouTube production woes, LA industry shade, unraveled plans, interpersonal drama, overshares, and pop culture hot takes, all with their signature comedic irreverence.

If you missed the episode, expect an energizing blend of humor, honesty, and the drama that makes the VIEWS crew so deeply watchable.

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Transcript

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[Jason Nash]

What's up guys?

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Welcome back to Views.

[Jason Nash]

That was a good one. That was a good Views.

[David Dobrik]

So you know the energy is high up in this. Natalie's here. If you didn't hear by her cough. John is here and Jason Nash. We are all here together. The avengers of the Views podcast.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yesterday was 4:20.

[David Dobrik]

Did you get high? No, I went to. Oh, yesterday. Okay. Well we posted the vlog.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yesterday on 420 coincidentally. People really liked it.

[Jason Nash]

Great.

[David Dobrik]

Thank the Lord. Yeah, people were like, why was he bitching about this on the podcast?

[Jason Nash]

A lot of podcast comments. Yeah, I saw cheering about this on the podcast.

[David Dobrik]

I kept hearing about this, bitching about this. Glad it's finally out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I love when podcast people go over to YouTube.

[David Dobrik]

I love that local. I love like, yeah, that's why I do like talking about that, the YouTube process. Because then people are like, he's talking about this in the podcast. I kind of really like those comments. Sure. But yeah, people liked it, which was really, really exciting. But I also think this last vlog was a little more like it was a good one. It's more exciting than what I'm. What I'm planning for.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Exciting one is a big drive. We did a lot of.

[David Dobrik]

There's going to be a lot of LA vlogs where we're just chilling in la. I know people are like, yeah, Dave, you said that about the last one. It turned out to be really lit. Just prepare Yourself. It's gonna get boring sometimes.

[Jason Nash]

Like I said, could be tay just making a sandwich.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I try to not clickbait it, like really hardcore.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I said, I'm quitting again.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then Ferris, who's like our producer, kinda, I'm quitting Freudian slip that quit multiple times. I'm quitting again, kinda. I'm quitting kinda. And then Ferris, our producers, like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, do you want people to watch it? And then he changed it.

[Jason Nash]

I thought the same thing when I saw that.

[David Dobrik]

Why?

[Jason Nash]

I thought you should change it, but then I wasn't sure. Then I saw it was the same and I was like, oh, maybe change the time quitting.

[David Dobrik]

And it became our best video in our last 10 videos.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, it's great. Yeah, that's great.

[David Dobrik]

But like, at the expense of like, pretty hardcore clickbait. So I was like, I don't know. There's a reason I didn't want to just do. I'm quitting.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Because I'm quitting my style. And like, as much as I like that, I address it immediately in the video. I felt. I don't know.

[Ferris]

You address it within like the first 10 seconds.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, for three seconds. But yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But Ferris changed and he's like, you just got to keep listening to me. Yeah, I get it, dude, I get it. But we went to go film a bit yesterday. Jay, thank God you weren't there.

[Jason Nash]

What happened?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, dude, we were trying to film a bit. I know I said no more bits, but we had this one idea for a bit. I was like, I really want to go shoot it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Is Ilya's idea. And I mean, do we say what it has to do with. Yeah. Cause I feel like the podcast people will be like, yeah. So it's basically a similar bit to what we were gonna do with the. Okay, so we did this drinking bit where, like, it's me and Alex are in Senelia, we hire a driver in the Rolls Royce and the driver drinks, and then the driver's in the backseat of the car and then the next driver that we call drinks because we have to keep calling new drivers because our drivers are getting drunk.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So we iliad a similar idea that has to do with, like, ambulances coming and picking us up after drinking. It's really funny idea. I was really excited to do it. And we were all. We all called Saddle Rancher. We're like, can we film this at Saddle? And our guy there who works there, he's been the manager for, like, ever was like, yeah, go for it. But it's. But it's our fault at the end of the day because I don't think he understood what we wanted to shoot.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So the bit's very similar to that. To that bit, except it's Zane being resuscitated from drinking so many times.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So an ambulance driver comes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, two paramedics pull up an ambulance to resuscitate Zayn. Then they end up. They resuscitate him.

[David Dobrik]

He comes, let's celebrate. You saved my life. Then they end up drinking.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

He has another heart attack.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And then they can't save him anymore because they've been drinking. So a new ambulance has to come.

[Jason Nash]

Got it.

[David Dobrik]

And it keeps going until there's 10 paramedics. We got 10 paramedics. And then we got five ambulances.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[Ferris]

I thought. I think I DJ. It was crazy outside Saddle Ranch.

[David Dobrik]

It was a lot. And so. So we're outside of Saddle Ranch. The ambulances are there and Ilya's in. We're inside Saddle Ranch. We're beginning to shoot. And one of the moments Ilya has to scream, somebody call 91 1.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[David Dobrik]

And that's when the manager of Soundwange is like, whoa, what's going on here? And then. And then we're like, it's okay. For our next shot, we just have to like, bring in like, a, like a gurney, a stretcher. Like, you can't send a stretcher through, like, an active restaurant. Like, there's people eating here.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And she was.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And everybody, like, in the restaurant too, like, really didn't give a fuck. Like, Saddle Ranch is like, kind of the best, like, crowd for that, where they just, like, they're there to eat their burgers and their wings and they don't really care and ride the bull.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So it was really funny, like, the way she interacted.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, it was like six tables were busy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, the way she was explaining it made sense. It's like, you can't just bring a stretcher through the restaurant. Like, it made sense, but, like, when you're there, it was. It felt right.

[Jason Nash]

Right, right.

[David Dobrik]

And then. Yeah, we kept doing that. And then we want. Then we wanted this. Ambulances to start coming in one by one until there's five.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And all five pulled up at the same time just so we can meet all the paramedics. There was 10 paramedics in total. She's just like, what the is going on? The lights were on.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, My God.

[David Dobrik]

She's like, she, the manager of the San Range could not be nicer. Yeah, it was crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Crazy.

[David Dobrik]

She's like, listen, I'm so sorry. Like, we really want to be accommodating, but, like, it. We just kind of have to, like, clear this, like, with the higher ups.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because, like, five ambulances outside of a bar in West Hollywood.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Will spook people on Sunset. And I'm like, yeah, you're totally right. Like, you're 100% right.

[Natalie Mariduena]

People are gonna think, like, somebody died.

[David Dobrik]

You know, there was a homeless guy that walked by, and he was like, yo, four bodies. Yeah. Like, no, they're just filming something. And then it hit me. I'm like, oh, wow. Okay. So people are gonna be like, what's going on here?

[Jason Nash]

Right? So.

[David Dobrik]

So yeah, we had the ambulances go. And at the same time we're trying to film this. Chief Keef pulls up in his Lambo.

[Ferris]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Trying to take pictures outside of Sour Ranch and outside of the Bull.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, okay.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm like, yo, what?

[Ferris]

He calls me over.

[David Dobrik]

He's like. He's like, david, come by. And I'm like, yo, Chief Keef, what's up? I was like, nice to meet you. And then I go back inside, and I'm like, to Ilya, I'm like, yo, Chief Keef's outside, And Ilya's like, you know, you've met him before. I'm like, what?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he's like, you've been to his house?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was like, oh, my fuck, I'm such an idiot. So I go back out, and then Chief Keefe, before I can even start talking, he's like, yo, apparently we met before.

[Jason Nash]

He forgot too.

[David Dobrik]

He forgot too. And I was like, to now. I was like, it's really funny. We're both, like, not on each other's radars with what we do, but we know of each other. So we both kind of forgot about that moment.

[Jason Nash]

That's really funny.

[David Dobrik]

But then we're reminded that I've been to his house with Shelby and Sandy because he loves Shelby and Sandy's art. So anyway, Chief Keefe is, like, doing his thing. They're trying to take pictures. So now. So a lot's happening outside of Saddle Ranch.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

And then at the same time, someone outside of Dobriks, it's 420. So one of those robots that's delivering food.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, is in the way of one of the cars. So a kid grabs the robot and kind of, like, throws it over.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Onto the road. That causes a car accident between two cars.

[Ferris]

That's what it was.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. One of the robots. So now four cop cars come.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

To assess his damage outside Dobrik. So now there's four cop cars that are. Are at Dobrik's next door salon Ranch has four ambulances that are fake. There's a real situation going on outside of Dobriks. This is a car accident. Everybody's completely fine. It was just like a fender bender. But I think it's being like no one knows whose fault it was because there's a robot involved.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So then cops had to come and be like, what is this autonomous creature? Like, whose fault is it? There's a lot going on. And then at the same time, Chief Keef is there like lighting up a blunt, like trying to get a picture. He's like, he's like, yo, Dave, can I use the ambulances? I'm like, I don't know right now, Chief Keef. So fucking stressed. But it was. Yeah, it was really funny. Yeah, it was chaos.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was chaos. It like, it kind of reminded me of like, like, kind of like back in the day when we would just like go out there, just be constantly just shit happening one after.

[David Dobrik]

It was 1000% back in the day.

[Jason Nash]

How'd that make you feel?

[David Dobrik]

It was good. So the bit cost like $8,000, right. Completely out the window. But I was telling like Ilya and everybody that was there. I was like this. If this feels like a net positive, like. Cause I like the vlogging we got to experience just around it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I don't think we got anything for a vlog.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But it was nice. Like I got to interact with everything. Like I interacted with fake paramedics. I interacted with like druggies.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I interact with this guy who wasn't a druggie but was just rolling up. Cuz it was 420. He was from New Jersey and he was really cool. He's rolling up at Dobriks and I was like telling him I'm gonna snitch on him because the cops are right around the corner.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So like he was a really fun interact. Like I just got to. It felt like it was like training camp for vlogging. There are so many things that were going so like as. Even though we lost a fucking shit ton of money on this bit and we're gonna have to do it again because I really want to. I think it's a really fun idea. It was a net positive. Just like experience.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm Glad. I'm glad you feel that way.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. John was in the car after. John was like, that was the fucking worst thing I've ever experienced. John was really down about it.

[Ferris]

I mean, it was just like everything was there, everything was aligned, but then it was misaligned at the same time.

[Jason Nash]

Then everything went to shit.

[Ferris]

Right. It's like we didn't get to film any of the bit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And also, Chief Keef being there, I was like, yo, he should be like, in the last shot of that bit, I want all the paramedics to be partying. One of the ambulances. Chief Keef, we should play hating soba in one of the ambulances. Can we get you singing in it?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And his friends are like, are you nuts? I hate being so.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I think I pitched it wrong. I just said it how I said it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But I pitched it wrong. Like, I don't need him singing. And I think that was, like, for him. He was like, wait, what? Put on a performance in this ambulance. He had no idea what we were doing.

[Ferris]

Like, his little. Like, you know, his little. That would have been so fun.

[Jason Nash]

It'd be funny to watch that all fall apart on the vlog.

[David Dobrik]

It would have been if we were filming it. We just filmed towards the end.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Where it was like, already. Already falling apart.

[Jason Nash]

But that is. That is your talent, you know, it's like, make something out of nothing.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah. That wasn't. Yeah, that was. That wasn't the. That was like. Like, it was beginner school for vlogging. It was really nice to get back.

[Jason Nash]

Isn't that funny when you say something like that? When you're like, I've heard stand up say that. Like, really, really accomplished ones. They'd be like, yeah, I'm like, doing stand up again. Like, you forget.

[David Dobrik]

Totally. Yeah. And it's like. But also, vlogging is so different because, like, you're welcoming the more strange interactions.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, right.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, when I haven't been vlogging, I've been like, oh, yeah, I'm not gonna go interact with that. That person may have a gun. Right. But then when you're filming, you're like, this person looks like a character. Like, I need to talk to this person. It's a completely different muscle. And I've completely forgotten it because I've been, like, just cooped up in my house, Snapchatting. Like, I'm just ordering different foods and reviewing things.

[Ferris]

The homeless man even came up to you at the end.

[David Dobrik]

Homeless man came up to me. What did he say he asked if I had money. Thank God we had a hundred bucks on us. Give that to him. Give you the biggest hug. So it was a net positive for him. That was the same homeless man that before thought four people got killed.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. So you saved him there.

[David Dobrik]

Saved him.

[Jason Nash]

Why did saddle and I just didn't know that you were gonna be doing so much.

[David Dobrik]

Well, Natalie said we're gonna be in and out in 30 minutes.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I said. I said it won't be more than an hour. They knew we were having the five ailments and the paramedics and stuff, but I said an hour. We ended up being there for much longer than an hour. And like, I don't think she fully understood until everything was there. Like how. How much space we were taking up, you know, like it was.

[David Dobrik]

It was Monday night.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So then we thought we had an advantage there. The problem was we got there, ambulances were there, paramedics were there.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Guess what wasn't there. The defibrillator, like the main part of the bit was not there. So we had to wait two hours for the defibrillator because apparently defibrillators are decommissioned. That's not like the standard way of practice anymore, really. Like no one goes clear. Like you don't do that anymore. You use like patches and like you don't do the motion anymore. It's not like that cool thing, electrocurrent patches.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So we had to get a defibrillator from like fucking a movie prop store that was 40 minutes away at like 9 o' clock at night. It was very.

[Jason Nash]

Oh my.

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[David Dobrik]

What's new with you?

[Jason Nash]

Nothing. Just chilling.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Going out to dinner, hanging out. Naveen and I. Writing a movie. We did that week. We did a week.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, let's slow it down here.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What happened to the show?

[Jason Nash]

The show,

[David Dobrik]

Jay, you see what you did? You did that LA thing.

[Jason Nash]

I went in. I went in and had a show.

[David Dobrik]

Did you do that LA thing where you said you sold the show?

[Jason Nash]

I know. And those people. Those people ended up getting fired. They left, they called me and they were like, we're leaving the company. They haven't paid us. And it was all smoke and mirrors.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but I'm just saying. Come on. That you know that. That it's la.

[Jason Nash]

Totally. But. But it wasn't like I was lying. It was like I went and had a meeting and they were like, yeah, we're going to send a contract.

[David Dobrik]

Can I ask you. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, but that's happened. That happens to everybody.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but, like, I would never bring that up. Right. But did you say because we were short on podcast stories?

[Jason Nash]

No, I said it. I said it because we had gone through so much about the show that, like. Oh, this will be like a good addendum.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

To what? We had been talking about the show. We had that whole thing where you didn't like it and some people did like it.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I have something interesting that.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Can be tacked onto this. I sold a movie to a studio about three years ago.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What did you sell?

[Jason Nash]

But I don't think there's anything wrong with you saying you sold a movie to a studio.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. And then it fell through.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What did you sell?

[David Dobrik]

What? The movie we've been working.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[Ferris]

I thought he was gonna question that.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, natalie, what are you saying? Dude, that's been so weird lately. It's really confusing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's because I'm. I have so much going on in my brain. And he just, like. He brings up random and, like, expects me to remember it on the spot.

[David Dobrik]

The only movie we've ever been in. We've ever been in and works with a studio.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We haven't talked about the movie in, like, a year. So I'm sorry. Like, I have, like, eight other projects on my head.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Anyway, so we. We had this movie.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Fun idea. And the studio loved it. They're like, let's write it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

The writers wrote it. Everyone at the studio got fired. The people that were working on it.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Movie. Movie. Could not move on because everyone that was working on the movie got let go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm not talking, like, a small studio, like, top five, top four, top three, top two. I don't fucking.

[Jason Nash]

It's bad out there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Everywhere I've gone with the show, they're like, now's not the time.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

[Jason Nash]

Like. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I had dinner with, like, the studio execs. Like, congratulations.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, I think I was there.

[David Dobrik]

I was like, can I call my dad?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no. They told me, you should tell your parents. And I'm like, I don't want to tell my parents because, like, this isn't real.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, this is la. Like, I've heard this kind of stuff. And, like, obviously I've never mentioned this on the POD ever, because I just don't believe in anything ever until it's uploaded or in. Like, I don't even care if I'm sitting at the fucking premiere right until it rolls out in theaters. It's not real. That's how la.

[Jason Nash]

I think I was trying to. To do this. This thing of, like, positive reinforcement.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Jason Nash]

Manifest it in that moment. So I was like, I'm gonna talk about it. Because I'm like, then I'm gonna.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's gonna happen. Yeah. I'm not hating on. I'm just curious. Your thought process.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I. I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

But a lot of people I talk, try to do positive manifestation.

[Jason Nash]

It works for Jonah.

[David Dobrik]

Does it?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, it. It does. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I guess. Like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but, like, at what cost, you know?

[David Dobrik]

At what cost?

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He just never.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe it's the things he has said.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

He.

[David Dobrik]

If. If you spoke like him.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

He said a hundred things, and one has hit, and it's incredible. But. But people don't know him. I wish people knew this man. Like, we know him. The things that come out of his mouth are insane.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, how many restaurants has he told you he's starting? Do you remember when he went through, like, every month?

[Ferris]

It was.

[David Dobrik]

He was starting a new restaurant chain with somebody.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then he'd be like, I don't want to do Jonas. And then. And then he'd come back two weeks later, be like, you know, they're gonna do 300 locations around the U.S. it's crazy. He just says things, right? And you literally just have to go yourself. You literally have to go, go yourself. What's great about him is. He gets it. He understands that. He's a little. There's a little part of. In the part of him in the back of his head that is rational.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And he'll, like, joke back with you and go, you. And he'll even throw a compliment at me. He'll be like, I'm gonna buy you a house when it works. That's how he talks shit to me. You don't believe in me. Well, you. Because I'm getting. I'm getting you in a state in Montana. Yeah, but. Yeah, no, I love the guy. I think he's one of the funniest guys. But his delusion is. Is. Is like the epitome of like the highest level in Los Angeles of dove delusions. But he is now he has actually achieved one thing, and he's making. He has made a real movie with a real movie star. And I'm blown away.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

So.

[Ferris]

Still can't.

[David Dobrik]

Kudos to him.

[Jason Nash]

Kudos.

[David Dobrik]

Not taking that away, of course. But all his other things that he was starting his mission to moon to the moon with, like, that guy from. I don't know, everything's like an Armenian

[Ferris]

connection, like, of some sort.

[Jason Nash]

Stick together.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the Armenians have an incredible amount of money, so, like, I do believe half the things he says, but it's like, just says so much. Oh, man, I wish he was here to defend himself. Yeah. What was this thing you sent me, Jason? Why can smoke in 2006? What's this?

[Jason Nash]

I guess England is banning cigarettes and vapes for anyone born after 2008. So.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Jason Nash]

It's a really strange law. So by that calculation, my son could smoke, but my daughter couldn't. My son was born in 2006, my daughter's born in 2009. Obviously, we hope that none of them

[David Dobrik]

smoke, but that makes me want to smoke.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but doesn't that. Doesn't that sound odd? So you could be. If you're born December 31st and you're 80. What's that?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

If you're born December 31st, 2007, you can go buy a pack of smokes. But if you're born January, in other words, like, you could be.

[David Dobrik]

But. But it's crazy because, like, in 40 years.

[Jason Nash]

Exactly. Yes.

[David Dobrik]

They're both going to be 60, 70 years.

[Geico Narrator]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

That's what you're saying. Yes, exactly.

[David Dobrik]

And one can smoke and one can.

[Jason Nash]

One can smoke and one can't.

[Ferris]

There's no way.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. They're trying to make it like a. Just like a Smoke free generation.

[David Dobrik]

Like so. Yeah. So smoking will die in 70 years, will it? No, that's what they're hoping for.

[Jason Nash]

Like, won't there just be black market cigarettes?

[David Dobrik]

Well, for sure, but like, do you

[Jason Nash]

think you won't be able to smoke on the street?

[David Dobrik]

100%. I mean, if you're getting fined for that. I don't know. Is this article you sent me, is this legit? I think so. This the Sun. The UK has approved the Tobacco and Vapes bill, banning cigarette sales. Oh, this is real. The law also tightens vaping rules of places like cars with children and near schools. Wow. So what does this mean? Government needs to get out of everyone's lives. They can make their own decision. I don't get this. What does that do? Like banning smoking?

[Jason Nash]

Well, it keeps it out of kids hands, which is good. I mean, like the fact that kids vape is crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

So addictive.

[David Dobrik]

That's actually a really good point. Vaping. Vaping. I don't, I can't really fathom. I can't understand how bad it is for you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, every, like, just give it a couple years and all the like shit's gonna happen to people.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because of the amount of vape of

[Jason Nash]

vaping, like popcorn lungs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. People are gonna start dying. Like, seriously.

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I had a phase for sure, but I'm not. I don't vape like that.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have like a drunk cigarette. Yeah. I don't vape.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really? Do you remember the big fight we got into when I was like, stop vaping.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

You sound like you have bronchitis.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, because I dated.

[David Dobrik]

Lost her shit at me. What happened?

[Natalie Mariduena]

That wasn't because of what you said. First of all, you can't do this. I hate when you do this. I hate when you're like. She reacted so crazy. She was screaming. Yeah, because you were fucking annoying for like three days straight. And then the last thing was the final straw. But yes.

[David Dobrik]

No, I was in Brazil the first time.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, the first time in Brazil. Whatever.

[David Dobrik]

She was coughing up a lung and I was like, maybe you should stop smoking.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was on our seven Wonders trip and I was really sick. And that was at the period in time where I was vaping like every day. It was like really bad addiction that I had for like two months. And it was during that, during that travel.

[David Dobrik]

It was like telling up a. Like, it was like telling a roided guy to stop doing steroids. And he was like, I'm not fucking doing steroids. Go fuck yourself. Stormed Away from the car. I think she almost jumped out of it while I was moving.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I jumped into oncoming traffic. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It. It was one of our biggest fights, I think.

[Jason Nash]

And then you quit.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it was not.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it was. Ferris, who was filming us at the time, was really scared. He was like, you guys have to make up because this will ruin the whole trip.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Because he didn't understand how we fought. That that was not scary.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, really?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What's the biggest fight we've had

[Natalie Mariduena]

for to that comes to memory? Like, the first one that comes to

[David Dobrik]

memory is the target.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the target. Parking lot.

[David Dobrik]

Out of the car. I jumped out of the car. Where were you that you jumped out of a car? She needs to leave.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was kidding. I didn't. This was. I made that joke because that I did jump out of a car one time in the dark and Parking lot.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we got into a fight. Natalie's mom was there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I had my mom come pick me up from the target. I said, I call my mom crying. And I was like, you have to pick me up right now. He's so mean.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know what we're fighting.

[Jason Nash]

Well, we fight you to know, but

[David Dobrik]

I was definitely being me.

[Jason Nash]

I can't imagine what it is because I heard everything.

[Ferris]

Yeah. I feel like you've been called everything. There's no way something is.

[Jason Nash]

There's no way it can be something new in that armor.

[David Dobrik]

This was made out of stone, guys.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This was in 2019. Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This was, like, a very long time ago.

[David Dobrik]

No skin yet today. She wouldn't bend.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I wouldn't bend an eye.

[Jason Nash]

I don't give a fuck.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But no, we were filming, and I think, like, I don't know who we were filming with. I don't know what the fuck we were doing.

[David Dobrik]

But I don't actually remember the argument either.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I was like, I was going to quit.

[David Dobrik]

When did we make up?

[Ferris]

This is what broke the camel's back.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You tried to, like, hug me or some shit. I don't even know.

[David Dobrik]

No, that was at Coachella.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Coachella.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. When we fought before Coachella two years ago. I was snapping and I was like, hey, let me. Let me hug you here on snap. Let's just make up for this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[David Dobrik]

And you're like, don't fucking touch me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember. But, yeah, that's like. That's the number one fight that comes to mind for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, that is.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then, yeah, there's a Couple others.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, give me another one.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, the other one that comes to mind. I did something bad and I don't want to talk about it.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, let's just be even. Why don't we be even? No, wait, that's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm a princess.

[Ferris]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No.

[David Dobrik]

I feel like it would just even out the playing field.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You were bad. But then I retaliated in a way that I should not have.

[David Dobrik]

What did you do? Yeah, obviously, when we fought the original time, you were also bad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do we need to, like, air this out?

[David Dobrik]

I'm like, can you just whisper it to me? And I. What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I felt really bad about it.

[David Dobrik]

You hit me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I, like, full on punched you.

[Jason Nash]

Where'd you punch him?

[Natalie Mariduena]

On the couch. Like, on the arm?

[Jason Nash]

Not on the couch. I mean, like. Yeah, on the body.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, like on. In your leg or something. Yeah, I remember. And then I walked out. I was like, don't say something because I'm gonna walk over there and I'm gonna. I'm gonna hit you. And then of course, your dumbass was like. So I went over and I fucking punched you in the leg of the arm or something.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

It's funny when a girl punches you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, you weren't. Obviously it didn't get hurt very bad,

[David Dobrik]

but I don't even remember.

[Jason Nash]

Do you ever have a girl hit you?

[David Dobrik]

I guess Natalie did.

[Jason Nash]

How did you feel?

[David Dobrik]

I don't. I genuinely don't remember this. Oh, was it at the old house?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it was right here in the corner of the couch. It was in front of everybody, too. Like, Brooke was like. Everybody was sitting there, all of our boys.

[Ferris]

Was this when you went up the hill?

[Jason Nash]

Brooks, like, get him.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes. And then I went.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. Try the face. I remember that one for me.

[Jason Nash]

Kick him in the nuts.

[David Dobrik]

That's really funny. This is when you went to go walk up the hill?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, I think so.

[Jason Nash]

I'm trying to think if I was ever really mad at you.

[Ferris]

We made David apologize because we felt bad for you. That one we actually felt bad for.

[Jason Nash]

Were you ever really mad at me?

[Ferris]

That one we felt bad.

[David Dobrik]

Was the other really mad at you?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I could think of one time I was really mad at you.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Jason Nash]

Getting shot with paintball gun. I was really mad. Like semi recently.

[Ferris]

The one in the jeans?

[Jason Nash]

No, I don't want to say. Which one? The one upstairs.

[David Dobrik]

Spinning circle.

[Jason Nash]

The thing was. Yeah. Oh, my God. The thing was, I wasn't mad at you, but I was like. I was so done that I was like, in the moment I was in so much pain that I was like, I don't know if. I don't know if I'll ever talk to him again in that. In that. In that, like, 20, 30 seconds. Like, that minute, I was like, okay, I'm never. I can never. I could never. I can never look at him again. I'm so mad.

[David Dobrik]

I remember that. I remember that.

[Jason Nash]

And then I ran out. And then I ran out, and then I was like, okay, you can't leave. And, like, that's just gonna make it worse.

[David Dobrik]

That's really. Yeah, I remember that. You were. We. Jason was, like, on a spinning death wheel, and we were shooting with the paintball gun.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Ferris]

You're on the wheel.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But it was double scary because it spun upside down.

[Ferris]

Oh, that's.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And it was double guns.

[Ferris]

Double guns.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah. We never used it.

[Ferris]

That's.

[Jason Nash]

And we never used it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I mean, that. That's.

[Ferris]

That hurts.

[Jason Nash]

I didn't know that in the moment, so I couldn't have been mad about that. But now. Now looking back on it. Yeah, you.

[David Dobrik]

Well, listen, I'm sorry for all of this.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's okay.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This is how it goes.

[David Dobrik]

I'm not sorry at Natalie because she's a Physically hit me, and Natalie sucks. But, yeah, I'm sorry about the paintball thing. Oh, how about you, John? Me and you?

[Jason Nash]

You ever mad at Dave for anything? You ever mad at John for anything?

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Jason Nash]

But, like, I can't stay mad.

[David Dobrik]

I don't get mad. I just get, like, what's going on? Yeah. Can you believe this human?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I hate when you do that. There's definitely been times when I've, like, lost my shit. And he's. You make me even angrier because you just go, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, fuck. He's so calm and collected. Fuck him.

[David Dobrik]

No, I mean, like, I don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

John, have you ever been, like, really mad at David?

[Ferris]

I don't remember. I can't. No. I would get annoyed.

[Jason Nash]

What's something he does that annoys you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

But you never been like this. I'm moving out of here.

[David Dobrik]

You don't, like, have a working relationship like that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. He could still be annoying as a friend.

[David Dobrik]

No. Annoying, for sure.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But like. Like, have we. Like, Natalie and I were fighting because we were working together, and all of it was, like, stemming from work, and it was just, like, anger, and it was, like, the mix of friendship, and, like, that's why we were fighting.

[Jason Nash]

Yes.

[David Dobrik]

But like, yeah, normal Natalie and I. Natalie would never punch me just because we're out like being friends. Like we'd be friends.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You again.

[David Dobrik]

Just there's no arguments like that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ferris]

I'm really trying to think.

[Jason Nash]

Well, it doesn't even have. What does he do that annoys you?

[Ferris]

Just David. I mean, that's fucking annoying.

[Jason Nash]

Like what?

[Ferris]

It's just.

[David Dobrik]

Just wanting to hang out probably. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Just wanting to hang out.

[David Dobrik]

I think when he says that it's like all encompassing me. Like I totally get like. Yeah, it's a good. What would bother him and that'd be just my existence. Yeah.

[Ferris]

But hey, when he checks my location, that's calls me out sometimes I tell

[Natalie Mariduena]

him like, oh my God, I hate when he checks.

[Ferris]

And then he like, you. No, you're not.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I've heard the other end of that story where they have checked your. It's not just David checking your location. They check your.

[David Dobrik]

I think it was like this one

[Ferris]

time it was David and Alex actually came to my location. I was like, why are you guys here?

[David Dobrik]

I don't even went to get him, dude.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because he wasn't responding.

[Jason Nash]

He had no faith that he would get home.

[David Dobrik]

So he went to Chipotle. He was sitting there with his girlfriend. And the look on his face was like, we just caught like a predator, you know, like one of those predator catches where it's like. It's like, what are you doing here with this girl? Like, that was the look on his face. He was like, what the fuck are they doing? I think you just started like dating Julie in front of us too. Yeah. So I think he was like really like stressed out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like us going into time with. But I think we were like either trying to go see a movie or something, me and Alex. Check John.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So important.

[David Dobrik]

Mean Alex. Check John's location. Location. Like religiously.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like I'll be in Europe and I'll be like, what's he doing?

[Jason Nash]

Where will he be when you check?

[David Dobrik]

I checked Alex. Well, it's a lot of times at home. But I checked Alex's location the other day and I was like. And it like froze.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I was. And I was like trying to time it where it would be if I perfectly. If I called him and I called him and I was like, how? I was like. I was like, if you. Have you ever been to Crossroads? He's like, what's Crossroads then? And I'm like, it's on your left.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh my God.

[David Dobrik]

And he looks and he's like, oh my God, I never heard of this place. He's like, but it was the first thing my eye goes to and I look left. How did you time that so well?

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[Jason Nash]

You know, clavicular.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So like, you know, he's kind of fascinating, you know. And he goes, he overdosed.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Jason Nash]

And so then he gets on the stream. I just saw the clip. And he goes, he goes, okay, guys, I overdosed. It was like. It was the most authentic thing I'd ever seen on the Internet. He goes, I overdosed. He goes, obviously I'm not gonna be doing drugs for a long time. Hopefully never again. I'm gonna really try not to do drugs. And then he goes, he goes. But then the real problem comes in. He goes, no more IRL streaming. Because everybody knows I'm really fucking boring without the drugs. And I was like, wow. Like, he wasn't like looking for sympathy or anything. He was just being like. He was just stating his life. Like, to be that transparent. I was like, wow, that's crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, that's really interesting. So has he stopped?

[Jason Nash]

I don't know. I don't know if he's still streaming or what, but I did see that clip.

[David Dobrik]

He's very interesting. He comes up on my feet a lot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

He's really interesting. I just saw like the statistic that. For what does he stream on Kick or something? He's like the number one or number two. Most clipped.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Ferris]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So like he's in the past, like month alone. It was like there's like 20,000 videos or something that have been made about him.

[David Dobrik]

He's invented the phrase, or at least coined. I don't think he meant it, but, like, maxing.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So, like, looks maxing, and it's like,

[Jason Nash]

make, like, tiptoe maxing.

[David Dobrik]

It's so funny. The funniest clip I've ever seen is, like, he's at a bar.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And, like, they're kind of done, like, talking to people. And he, like, turns to his friend and he's like, should we go walk around, Max? So funny. I was like, that's insane. That's insane. And it's just the right amount of funny where it has the ability to enter my vernac vernacular.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, actually, like, in reality, like, it feels like I'm gonna start saying it when I hear. Because it's so crazy. Yeah. And I. I've heard people say it in real life. It's like, swag. Swag was a complete joke.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Complete joke. And it still is goofy if the wrong people say it. But, like, it's real. It's a real word now.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And I think maxing is the same. What else does he say? Mogging.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So, like, walk around and be like, let's mog you. Let's mog people. That's basically just walking around and looking better than other people.

[Jason Nash]

Did you see that China? They just. They just deleted any influencer that, like, flaunts their wealth. They just deleted their accounts. Whoa, Whoa.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

How do you.

[Ferris]

How do you lead it so fast?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Wait, how? I'm, like, curious. How do you.

[Jason Nash]

They took down posts. They got rid of, like, Mr.

[David Dobrik]

Beast.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Fair. Not fair.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think that's fair.

[Jason Nash]

I wouldn't say he flaunts it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. He's not, like, unboxing her mess every day.

[David Dobrik]

Right, right, right.

[Jason Nash]

He's not, like, showing off, but maybe.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, maybe.

[Jason Nash]

I don't know what the rules are.

[David Dobrik]

Like, when you say that, I think of, like, just a rich kid.

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's, like, all the content is. Yeah. Unboxing Hermes, like, and there's no other content. But Speaking of Jimmy, Mr. Beast, I've. I've just watched his last YouTube video. It's got to be one of my favorite Mr. Beast videos. Have you seen it?

[Jason Nash]

No.

[David Dobrik]

The grocery store video.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. I heard about this.

[David Dobrik]

It's so good. So it's basically, he buys a grocery store.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. And.

[David Dobrik]

And all these random people are shopping there. I'm sure they know they're being filmed, but I don't think they know what they're being filmed for. Like, I don't think they know it's a Mr. Beast production. I'm sure some people think it is or whatever. Then he comes on the intercom and he's like, last to leave this store, I'm going to give you $250,000, which is fucking. It's very standard for Mr. Mr. Beast Video. But it's. The crazy part is all these people went shopping and, like, they didn't know that it was gonna be one of their last time stepping outside for the next 60 days, right? So now for the next 60, I think 67 days, people are battling it out. It goes down to, like, 2010, and it goes down to four people in this grocery store. Grocery store is completely destroyed. Like, completely. Like, it's. It does not look like a grocery store anymore. Everything. They've removed the piping to use as to, like, shower and all this kind of stuff. It does not look normal. And then Jimmy comes back to the four people that are left, and he goes, instead of working against each other, why don't you guys team up? And I'll give you guys a million dollars. I'm going to refill the entire grocery store to the. To how it started. And if you can eat your way through it, I'll give you guys each $250,000 because there's four of them, okay? And they go, okay, fine. Yes, yes, yes. And then Jimmy just turns the camera and goes, see you in a year. And the video ends.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Crazy. It was the craziest end. I'm like, that's fucking. Like, these four people went shopping at this grocery store, and that was it. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

They're gonna be in there for a year and two months. They had no idea. They just thought they were going in there to buy a Snickers another in this grocery. They're still, to this day stuck in that grocery store.

[Ferris]

I can't imagine, Jay, Like, I. I tried.

[Jason Nash]

What would you do?

[Ferris]

Because I feel confident I would win one of those challenges.

[Jason Nash]

Okay, Dave, you got to get them on there.

[Ferris]

I'm like, dude, I mean, this was like. Once he got to, like, day 20, I'm like, shit, this is getting real.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Ferris]

Like, you could see it just like you have Survivor 1's getting. And I'm just like. And like, you want to make a plea to Mr.

[Jason Nash]

Beast right now?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Imagine.

[Ferris]

Crazy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Would you do that, john? Wait for 250k. Would you stand in your store and eat it all for a year?

[Ferris]

Damn, that's a Tough one.

[David Dobrik]

It's really. I did the tough one. Like a regularly regular grocery store. It's. You'd. With four people, each of you would have to have eat 10,000 calories a day for a year to eat through a regular grocery store.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[David Dobrik]

ChatGPT told me that. I know. ChatGPT was like, this question doesn't make any sense. Like, grocery stores are all sizes, blah, blah, blah. But the tough part is, is like, who's eating the gross stuff? Who's eating the tuna? Who's eating the mayo tuna?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, you know, are like, not gross at all.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Ferris]

Obviously we know who's gonna eat May over there.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So Natalie's good. Natalie's eating. Yeah, but it's like tubs of it.

[Jason Nash]

John. I'll get the tuna.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you put it on. You put it on a sandwich.

[David Dobrik]

But it's like, it's kind of crazy. Like you have one bag, a big bag of hot Cheetos. Yeah, that's like what, 8000 calories?

[Ferris]

No, no, no. It's like 1200, 1500.

[David Dobrik]

A big bag.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Family size bag.

[David Dobrik]

Family size bag. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like I could find 2,000 is not 15. No, John.

[David Dobrik]

No, it's not. It's like 5 to 8,000.

[Jason Nash]

It doesn't sound plausible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, it doesn't. It's got to be something.

[David Dobrik]

Half the bag.

[Ferris]

If you open up a family size, half of it is air. I mean, it's.

[Jason Nash]

I forgot who we're talking to.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. John looks at the calorie count, but then divides it by half because half of the bag is air. So it says the bag's a thousand calories, but the bag is not filled up all the way, therefore only 500. It'd be funny if that's how you did math.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have a question.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Where do you put your penis when you poop?

[Ferris]

Put it in my pocket.

[Jason Nash]

What do you think? Great question. Good question for a girl.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thank you. That's a very good question.

[David Dobrik]

I'm shocked that this isn't a question that's asked more because even when she asked me, I was like, where does it go?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Do you just like, do you hold it up or you just let it fucking dangle down there?

[David Dobrik]

You. Well, here's the. A lot of times.

[Natalie Mariduena]

So I'm the woman here. I don't know why you're being so insecure about this question.

[David Dobrik]

Because I don't like to talk about poop. I only like to talk about poop when it's you. When you're doing it. Okay, well, I don't poop, but let's say I did.

[Jason Nash]

You don't.

[David Dobrik]

Hypothetically speaking, you can't really hold it because most of the time, 95% of the time, you're also peeing.

[Jason Nash]

Mmm.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, at the same time?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yep.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no, no, no. That's not true.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. What?

[Ferris]

Yeah, it is.

[Jason Nash]

Peeing and pooping at the same time.

[David Dobrik]

Yes.

[Ferris]

Sometimes it comes out at the same time.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. That feels amazing.

[Jason Nash]

90 of the time, though.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You sit. You go to the bathroom, you sit down. Maybe pee first and then you poop.

[Ferris]

No, no, sometimes it alternates.

[Jason Nash]

It's not like happening at the same time.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, but sometimes it comes up. I don't want to keep talking about it.

[Ferris]

What are the percentages?

[Jason Nash]

Well, I will. I will. I will say you're right in some ways. Have you ever been in a urinal? It's. Someone pees and they fart.

[David Dobrik]

That's backwards. But.

[Jason Nash]

But no, I think. I think it is connected.

[Ferris]

It's connected.

[David Dobrik]

No, but I'm saying, like, you don't pee and then poop every time. Like, I don't go to the urinal. I'm like, I gotta go number two. Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying you. You.

[Jason Nash]

You fart at the ur. Like you'll hear a guy farting at the urinal.

[David Dobrik]

Well, chalk it up as yes, cuz he's.

[Jason Nash]

He's letting go of the pee and

[Natalie Mariduena]

then he was so uncomfortable.

[Jason Nash]

Same muscle.

[David Dobrik]

Anyway. Yeah, I hold my dick.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You hold it.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. You have to.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Is that normal?

[David Dobrik]

I know, I'm totally kidding.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh my God. Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I think you. I just wanted John to look at me like John looked at Jason because he was like, oh, shit. Everyone's holding their dirt.

[Ferris]

I'm like, I let that shit just do whatever.

[Jason Nash]

You don't have to really worry about it.

[David Dobrik]

No, you don't have to worry about it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It doesn't matter. It doesn't touch your clitoris.

[David Dobrik]

You made her sound like a fucking

[Natalie Mariduena]

dinosaur with snot hanging down to my ass.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, when your clitoris touches your megasaurus.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, have you ever had poop touch it.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't work like that. It's not possible.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay. Oh, it's like you have a tiny dick.

[David Dobrik]

No, my penis is massive. No, no, no. It's just not possible. They're not like, really connected. But that is. I would think that, like, more. Can I just say something that's also gross? Why.

[Ferris]

Why are you making such eye contact with me right now?

[David Dobrik]

Well. Cause I said this in the group chat and I'm just gonna read my chat and I'm not even gonna say it's me saying it. Okay. I'm gonna. You could keep all this in. I'm pretending someone else said it because I think it's gross and I don't wanna talk about it. Okay, ready? Here we go.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This is like your boy group chat. Your boyfriend.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

This is. This is what we talk about. Someone said this. I just looked up what squirting is. It's actually mainly pee. Like, since when? Question mark. Like, I think I knew that, but now that I've seen it written, it's kind of confusing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, that's you.

[David Dobrik]

Someone said that.

[Jason Nash]

So you just found out that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, how did you just find that out? We already found that out. We found that out before we were on that porn site, like five years ago.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we talked about this.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

You forgot?

[David Dobrik]

I must have forgotten.

[Jason Nash]

I think you asked me this before.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, it's like a little combination.

[David Dobrik]

But did you know that? Did you know this, John?

[Ferris]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Really? Like full blown? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I had no idea.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You just thought I must have forgotten.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you must have.

[David Dobrik]

I thought it was like, different. Like a little bit like of a different situation, but I thought.

[Ferris]

I thought it was a little bit different. I thought it was more like, you know, feminine water.

[David Dobrik]

That's what I thought. I thought that's what it was. I thought it's like. Oh, just female water.

[Jason Nash]

Good product name.

[Ferris]

Yeah. It's not pee. It's feminine water.

[David Dobrik]

It's just because. Peace. Disgusting.

[Ferris]

Yeah, exactly.

[David Dobrik]

It's gross.

[Jason Nash]

It smells Peace. Sterile, feminine water.

[David Dobrik]

I know, Mr. Fucking. You'll drink anything.

[Jason Nash]

I was trying to get a bit.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, okay, well. Well, I'm glad we cleared that up also for the listeners. Can you let us know if you knew that? I feel like that's like a thing that, like, many people don't know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I'm sure it's not, like, common. Common knowledge, but, like, if you ever inquired. Yeah, it's like that's majority of what it is. There is a little feminine water in there.

[David Dobrik]

Do I want to know anything about other. About men?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm gonna think of some more things and I'll get back to you guys for the next pod.

[David Dobrik]

Jay, do you want to know anything about, like, being younger and like, what is it? Like, I know you've done it, but

[Jason Nash]

I'm just like, yeah, Such idiots.

[David Dobrik]

Have you. Have you gone. Have you had a colonoscopy? Yet? No, that's coming.

[Jason Nash]

I gotta go do that.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, you've never. Isn't it.

[Ferris]

You're, like, really, like, over. Like, you're, you're due, like, 15 years ago. I feel like.

[David Dobrik]

Don't you do it in your 50s?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you're supposed to do it in your 40s.

[David Dobrik]

I'm sorry. What do they do? Is it super invasive or is it. Yeah, it feels like one of those things that sounds scarier than it is. Like a root canal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't think it's scary.

[Jason Nash]

It's just a pain in the ass. You have to, like, not. Yeah, I should go do that. I've been tricking.

[David Dobrik]

Can we go with you?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Really? Sure.

[Jason Nash]

But I don't think, I don't think it'll be, like, fun for you. They, like, knock you out.

[David Dobrik]

What?

[Ferris]

No, I thought they just. Wait. They knock you out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, they're calling us.

[David Dobrik]

You're just, like, up doggy style.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. You're just, like, on your side and they stick a thing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Stick the tube up.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay. I thought you're, like, doggy and they, like, they, like, lily. Reach around and they, like, finger your butt.

[Ferris]

No, no, that's different.

[Jason Nash]

It's your dream.

[David Dobrik]

I don't even, I don't even want one anymore. Oh, man.

[Jason Nash]

I've been taking, I've been taking a weight loss shot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah?

[David Dobrik]

When does it kick in?

[Jason Nash]

Quick. I, I, I can't tell you how good it is. Really, it's the best.

[David Dobrik]

What's like an Ozempic?

[Jason Nash]

It's Glyco's epic. It's not Ozempic, it's tricypetide. But it's like, you know how, like, people are, like, addicted to, like, alcohol? Like, I'm, like, addicted to food. And it's like, we went out last night and this, like, big chocolate cake came out, and I was like, oh, I don't want it. It's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know how I feel about that, Jay.

[Jason Nash]

But, But I'm not saying it's good for you. And I'm not saying it's good for anybody but me. I'm just saying me. So for somebody that's like, that can't say no, that can't stop eating, it's changed my life. Really fucking amazing.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

So good. Like, I like, or I would eat myself.

[David Dobrik]

You don't miss the cravings of food? Like, like, when do you eat?

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I eat, I eat, but you can just only eat so much. You just, you just, like, like, let's say you sit down to Taylor's sandwich, you just like, start eating it. You're like, this is good. And then you're just like, oh, I can't eat anymore. It's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no. Taylor would be pissed. I can never take dry zipizzide.

[Jason Nash]

Well, you don't need to take it. You don't have a food problem.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I kind of do.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But your metabolism.

[Jason Nash]

But you're not fine. But you don't, like, you don't get up in the middle of the 90s.

[David Dobrik]

I will say what the Zila thing did for me. I know I talk about a lot, but, like, I really. My appetite is so gone.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I used to eat like a, like, insane maniac.

[Shell Advertiser]

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[David Dobrik]

I used to eat at night, every night without fail. One to 2am, either pasta or Taco Bell, one or the other. I used to do the same and it's gone away. Has that gone away for you, Afrazilla?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. For sure.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Okay, so it did, like, level me out, but I've been stressed again because we're like doing. Shooting the vlogs.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I've been eating like a fucking pig. Me, me.

[Jason Nash]

What are you needing?

[David Dobrik]

Just everything. We went to Saddle Ranch. We were waiting to shoot the bit, and I was so stressed when the mozzarella 6 came out. The nachos, I was just. I wasn't even enjoying it. I was just putting in my mouth because I was needed, like, fucking chatter my teeth onto something. Oh, dude.

[Ferris]

I remembered when that's order.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[Ferris]

Came to the house and I looked at the list. I'm like, damn.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, once you got the triple dipper.

[Ferris]

She didn't get just a dessert. She also got mango sticky rice with her pad Thai.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I got two orders of the noodles and a mango sticky rice and three pints of ice cream.

[Ferris]

The other day, yeah, I was like, damn.

[David Dobrik]

Thank God you didn't eat the pints of ice cream.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I didn't, but I did eat. I got three kinds of ice cream for later.

[David Dobrik]

She delivered it accidentally to my house.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[David Dobrik]

Rending her to eat. It was like, I'm gonna eat it. And I was. And I should have eaten it. What?

[Ferris]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was incredible. Did you say ice cream Sunday was

[David Dobrik]

the best timing her and I was holding the ice cream in my hand, going over to the drawers to get

[Natalie Mariduena]

a spoonful and taunting me on FaceTime.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, when you eat that, I swear to God, I'm gonna cut you. She was pissed, but I Just. I couldn't do it. The one thing I can't come in between is Natalie and her food.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And like, I. We.

[David Dobrik]

Do you remember the one time I took your food hostage in Chicago? Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

That's so good. You lost your shit. Natalie wouldn't go out with us. And I went down to the lobby and I intercepted her order because I knew she was gonna order an order for my.

[Natalie Mariduena]

My mom and I were, like, gonna have.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, I remember this. The Chinese food.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, the Chinese food. We were gonna watch a movie in a nice hotel and, like, spend time together. And then fucking David went down to the lobby and took the food from the belt and pretended it was his and held it hostage until I came.

[Jason Nash]

And you gotta film, man.

[David Dobrik]

So good.

[Jason Nash]

That's the good stuff.

[David Dobrik]

It was so good.

[Jason Nash]

That's the stuff.

[David Dobrik]

We were with all our hometown friends, too. So they were. We were like. I put the table on the food. It was like, mike, Nick, were you there, John?

[Ferris]

I don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Maybe. And we were. All the food was on the table, and I kind of spread it out, and I was like, okay, who's gonna take the first bite? We were really scared to, because, like, you don't come in between Natalie and her food. No. And Natalie was like, if you take a bite of that food, I have your credit card.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'm buying myself a bag in that moment.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm getting a shit right now.

[David Dobrik]

And I'm like, that's really fair. So I didn't touch the bag or I didn't touch the food. I'm like, okay. That real. Recognized real. And her mom came back to pick up the food.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I sent my mom down to David's room to get the food. If I went, he would have, like, probably held me hostage.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. It was a really smart move. And the last thing I need in my room is Natalie's mom. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And he was never open the door.

[David Dobrik]

No, I put the food right outside the door. I closed. I stepped back. I'm just going to let the Wolverine come.

[Ferris]

You could even make eye contact with him. You just left that outside?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, not at all.

[Ferris]

So funny.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for joining us. Jason Nash, thanks for being here. Go check out his daily vlogs. Go check out John. Go check out Natalie. See you guys soon.

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