VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Police Can't Find My Porsche
Date: September 12, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of VIEWS features classic, freewheeling banter between David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and regular guests Natalie and Michael. The show swings from sexual humor and confessions about daily routines to David’s thoughts on social media, weird dreams, and a jaw-dropping story about Michael’s stolen Porsche. The episode is a blend of the hosts’ trademark goofy humor, vulnerability, and behind-the-scenes YouTuber life, punctuated with genuine gems on friendship, jealousy, and the chaos of modern LA.

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & Sexual Humor

• [01:04–02:19]
  The hosts immediately play off Views’ sometimes-raunchy reputation, joking about their fake “Squirt” podcast focused on “sex and AI.”
  • Memorable exchange:
    • Jason: “Is this Views or Squirt?” (01:33)
    • David: “It’s amazing and it’s doing really well… 50 people that listen, but they pay $3500 a listen.” (01:43)
  • The group jokes about being “horny AI superhero boy,” giving tongue-in-cheek pseudo-advice about sex.

2. Sleep and Dream Habits

• [09:00–13:30]
  Discussion shifts as David describes loving sleep, managing to sleep 12 hours a day, and the joy of lounging in bed. Natalie and the group share awkward/funny dream stories.
  • David: “I could sleep 20 hours a day… I only need to be up for four, like to go down and get food or something.” (09:20)
  • Natalie recounts a dream about a romantic party moment:
    • Natalie: “We’re sitting outside the party, just making out and stuff... then he’s like, let’s just go back to my place. That was just, like, my dream scenario.” (13:27)

3. On Relationships and Jealousy

• [13:30–15:10]
  Jason analyzes dreams (“She’s blocking the relationship by being at the party,” (13:56)) and shares a rare confession of envy about party invites. There’s a light exploration of personal insecurities and house envy.
  • Jason: “Sometimes I walk into your house and go, man, this would be nice.” (15:01)
  • David: “People just love their houses.” (15:19)

4. Naked At Home & Cold Plunge Debate

• [16:07–17:09 | 24:35–25:51]
  • Natalie reveals she often walks around nude at home:
    • Natalie: “I walk around fully naked… vagina. The boobs. It’s all out.” (16:17)
  • The group discusses home comforts, with David stating he doesn’t walk around naked because of housemates and cameras.
  • The conversation moves to wellness: saunas and the hype around cold plunges.
    • David: “I think [cold plunges] are disgusting... it’s weird to have a bathtub outside.” (25:08)
    • Natalie and Jason debate the merits, while David jokes about the social pressure to buy a cold plunge for his house.

5. The Porsche Gets Stolen — Michael’s Wild Story

• [18:09–22:23]
  Michael details how his Porsche was stolen within 20 minutes from a crowded LA shopping plaza:
  • Michael: “I come back 20 minutes later, my car’s not there… the car was stolen.” (19:07)
  • The thieves used high-tech methods to disable the car and tracking devices:
    • Michael: “They have an app that intercepts your signal and disables everything... the car, the AirTag, my headphones.” (19:52)
  • The police told him it’d likely be on a ship to Nigeria in days. The hosts express shock and riff about LA crime.
  • David: “There’s definitely a village somewhere just driving around Porsche Macans.” (20:17)
  • Michael: “This is the sixth car we’ve had stolen.” (19:38)

6. Chronic LA Stress & Jason’s Daily Anxiety

• [21:32–24:04]
  Reflecting on Michael’s misfortune, the group banters about LA life, car anxiety, and Jason’s ever-present worry:
  • David: “Jason’s in, like, forever hell here.” (21:44)
  • Jason: “Every phone call he assumes is bad news.” (22:04)
  • Jason tells a story about accidentally spraying “car cologne” on his neck at a car wash while vlogging.
  • Jason: “I sprayed car spray all over my neck... I was so sick the rest of the day.” (23:14)

7. Social Media Habits & “Close Friends”

• [25:51–29:06]
  David admits being more active on Instagram’s Close Friends than public posts, revealing it helps him feel connected without going out.
  • Jason laments not being added and laughs at the “nothing remarkable” content.
  • David shares a wild story about a girl posting a graphic bedroom scene to her close friends, highlighting the filter-free chaos of private stories.

8. Gym Renovation Drama & Nostalgia

• [29:06–32:15] Michael mourns people already destroying their newly built gym, and David admits seeing the space built ruined some of the “magic.” The group jokes about converting the gym into a movie theater or podcast studio.
  • David: “It’s like hibachi — I hate seeing the food cooked, ruins it for me completely.” (29:42)
  • Jason: “I’m so glad we’re focusing on abs and not comedy.” (32:15)

9. Sports, Game Competitiveness, and “John”

• [35:50–38:56]
  David describes dominating his sports circle, possibly out of a need for ego boosts. He shares an epic, frustrating tale of John failing at a generously handicapped basketball bet.
  • David: “I was screaming at John… He could have had $600… just get away from Adam and throw it up at the rim!” (38:09)
  • The group teases upcoming travel to the Philippines for John’s brother’s wedding.

10. Powerball Fraternity Prank

• [39:13–41:29] Natalie recaps a viral story where a Texas frat convinced pledges they’d won the Powerball by doctoring tickets and staging a fake celebration. David insists he would have checked the numbers himself and calls the prank “the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
  • David: “There’s so many holes in this story... this just sounds like the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” (40:50)

11. Avengers Salary Email (Fan Submission)

• [41:54–43:57] The hosts riff on a fan's satirical Avengers salary breakdown:
  • David: “I think Ant-Man [is] like... those YouTubers that secretly make a lot of money.” (43:34)
  • Jason (On Thor): “I agree with that — dude’s paycheck is literally beer, food, and free sleepovers.”

12. David’s Sweaty Hands & Medical Avoidance

• [43:59–45:06] Reading another submission, Jason asks why David doesn’t get surgery for sweaty hands:
  • David: “Every insecurity I have, I just like to complain about... To actually fix it, like, my sweaty [hands]? Nah.” (44:12)
    Natalie & Jason joke about their own medical routines and share banter on hair loss, stress, and wearing hats.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• David on social connection: “I could sleep 20 hours a day… I only need to be up for four.” (09:20)
• Natalie’s dream: “He waits for me until the end, and then... we’re sitting outside of the party, just making out and stuff.” (13:27)
• Michael’s car theft: “Within minutes, four or five guys come and it’s all done and gone.” (20:31)
• On LA anxiety: “Jason’s in like, forever hell.” (21:52)
• On sweaty hands/fixing insecurities: “Every insecurity I have that I complain about, I just like to complain about.” (44:12)
• On Avengers salaries: “I think Ant-Man [is] like... those YouTubers that secretly make a lot of money.” (43:34)

Timestamps of Key Segments

• Opening Laughs & Sexual Banter: [01:04–02:19]
• Dreams, Sleep & Routine: [09:00–13:30]
• Michael’s Porsche Stolen Story: [18:09–22:23]
• Close Friends & Social Media: [25:51–29:06]
• Gym Drama: [29:06–32:15]
• Basketball Stories: [35:50–38:56]
• Powerball Frat Prank: [39:13–41:29]

Episode Tone

The episode is playful, raunchy, and spontaneous. There’s plenty of self-deprecating humor mixed with sincerity, as the hosts open up about anxieties and LA living while never straying far from making each other—and the audience—laugh.

For Listeners

If you missed this episode, you caught the biggest laughs (and gasps) at Michael’s tech-savvy car thieves, Natalie’s detailed dream confession, and the hosts’ unfiltered, honest takes on jealousy, home life, and social media. Their blend of irreverence and real life continues to be the magic of VIEWS.