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Jason Nash
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Lot of people upset that with me. A lot of people have been messaging me. Well, by a lot, I mean like a couple dudes. They said you're a. Well, this is exactly what they're saying. If you do not go and have that threesome for science, you are the biggest. I like these pods because it's like, I like that we did that two days ago and now I get to talk about it.
David Dobrik
Yeah. It's like an immediate follow up.
Jason Nash
It's immediate follow up. It almost feels like we're like daily podcasting. It's kind of cool.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
But, yeah, people very upset.
Natalie Mariduena
What do you think about that?
Jason Nash
I think they're right.
Natalie Mariduena
You think so now what do you think?
Jason Nash
I think sometimes you have to do things even if you don't want to do them.
David Dobrik
It was kind of crazy how everything sort of was like, aligning, you know, I don't think that David needs to go have a threesome with random people.
Natalie Mariduena
The Chicago connection.
David Dobrik
The Chicago connection.
Jason Nash
Technically, isn't anybody random. You're always going to have threesome with random people. No.
Natalie Mariduena
Wait, what? They're not random. They're from Chicago.
Jason Nash
Okay. See? Good point. They're hometown friends. This is an odd. It's so funny. Someone also, I didn't. I didn't scre this comment, but someone just said, like, you had. You just had the best trilogy of sex podcasts of all time. Because our last three pods have been like, perfect. It was like Intro to Sex Somnia.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Then Sexomnia continued. And then it. Then we fucking brought it full circle. Revenge of the Sith third episode.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Threesome.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
We have a guy that does Glory holes.
David Dobrik
I guess you should just follow through. Right? If that. If that's like the pattern that we're following, it feels like you kind of have to.
Jason Nash
The only way I would, like, want to do it is if I brought the pod podcast equipment in and I was like walking everyone through it, but is that too much?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, you should just go and report back.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, I think so.
Jason Nash
I feel like it was a thing that was birthed on the pod.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So it needs to be followed through on the pod.
Natalie Mariduena
I can see that.
Jason Nash
Yeah. And I don't think. I'm not saying, like, you're gonna, you know, it's just like. It's just like when my friends looked inside my. For my emerald.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure, sure.
David Dobrik
I think you're gonna bring the mics in, like.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
During the activities.
Jason Nash
Yeah. So then I think we can all commentate.
Natalie Mariduena
We'll give you a boom mic and you'll go in and stand over what's happening.
Jason Nash
And like, David's socks are coming off now. Wow.
David Dobrik
I can't wait.
Jason Nash
Or more. So it's probably going to be like David refuses to take off his socks.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
The girls are pulling at his feet. He says he's kicking one in the nose.
Natalie Mariduena
David's opening a bag of gardettos now for no reason. I don't know why he's choosing to eat right now.
Jason Nash
David's starting to whimper and cry in the corner. Yeah, that would be a really good play by play. Have you ever cried after sex, Jay?
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
For what reason?
Natalie Mariduena
Just like, you're so in love.
Jason Nash
What?
David Dobrik
So in love.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, of course. Oh, well, like, I wanted to have sex with Naveen for so long and then when I finally did it, I was just like, overcome with emotion.
Jason Nash
Overcome. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You cried Cause you had. Wait, what?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, of course.
Jason Nash
I don't.
Natalie Mariduena
You've never been, like, so in love with somebody. You're like, oh, my God, I can't believe this person's here to cry.
Jason Nash
Um, yeah, but like, not after sex. Like, that feels like a really weird like. Like that's what did it for you. Like, I've definitely cried over someone I love just because I'm laying and cuddling and holding them.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, it wasn't.
Jason Nash
But like, not after, like, just fucked you. This is amazing. Tears streaming down tears three.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, you're. You're. You're saying it. I think you said it like, cry after sex. Like, you're saying it like, you know you had a bad time, but that hasn't happened. But I guess I'm crying more about the person, not about the sexual.
Jason Nash
No, I'm saying, like, you, like, almost like you have feelings for someone else, or you still haven't gotten over someone and you're crying.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, well, that's your experience.
Jason Nash
Like, digging myself in a hole here, Matt. Have you ever done that?
David Dobrik
No, absolutely not.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah, right? It's weird.
Natalie Mariduena
Don't cry.
Jason Nash
This is also something that.
Natalie Mariduena
Don't cry after the threesome, man. Don't make us look bad. Please. Hold it together.
Jason Nash
I wouldn't.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay.
Jason Nash
But I have performance anxiety. I'm not good. I'm like one of those guys that can't pee, like, in a urinal. You know what I mean? I'm also. I overthink sex. Like, I'm just not good at it. I just. I really do not like it.
Natalie Mariduena
You would think with all your. Your athletic prowess and the way you got yourself in shape, you'd be really good at sex.
Jason Nash
It's not the athleticism. It's the lack of musical talent. It's no rhythm. And. And the moment I think I have rhythm, I'm like, oh, my God, I have rhythm. And then I lose it.
Natalie Mariduena
Really?
Jason Nash
Because I overthink it. I mean, isn't that rhythm? Isn't that, like, a big part of, like, sex is, like, kind of like.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, you got to be in sync with the other person.
Jason Nash
You kind of have to, like. Yeah, you have to just, like, move together. I don't know. Move together. Like, that's. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm just saying, like, you have to, like, be on top of it. No pun intended. Like, you have to go boom, boom, boom, boom, and you can't.
Natalie Mariduena
I found myself to be less concerned with what's going on with the other person. And that's a good, good, good way to go.
Jason Nash
Less concerned with what's going on with the other person.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Like, you just don't care.
Natalie Mariduena
I don't know. I've always found that I'm just, like, kind of doing what I want to do. And they'll let you know if it's wrong.
Jason Nash
Yeah. I really like people that will talk you through it. That's like, oh, when Allie and I have sex, she'll be like, a little to the left. A little left, a little to the left.
Natalie Mariduena
We have a meeting tomorrow at 12.
Jason Nash
But, yeah, and then I also got some DMs about, so somebody told me. Hey, David, I'm a big fan of your podcast. I wanted to provide more details about the moon landing you to reinforce its reality. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Who cares?
Natalie Mariduena
So somebody on my side?
Jason Nash
Yeah, please.
Natalie Mariduena
Can we hear it? Please?
Jason Nash
Okay, whatever.
Natalie Mariduena
Just briefly.
Jason Nash
Okay. In addition to China and other countries, it just doesn't matter what they say.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, but let's just hear the other side of it.
Jason Nash
You're right. I'm being you right now. In addition to China and other countries spacecraft imaging the Apollo landing sites, the US Left retroreflectors on the lunar surface installed by the Apollo 11, 1450 missions, which scientists still use to bounce lasers off of for precise measurements. We also brought. Which also. So hold on. I feel like that could be placed there without a manned object. We also brought back 842 pounds of moon rocks and soil from the Apollo missions, which have been studied extensively and confirmed to be our lunar origin distinct from Earth materials. The Soviet Union's lunar program even retrieved small samples. Like, hopefully SpaceX will, hopefully, with SpaceX reusable rockets, which cut down costs, will be able to return and build a base there and on Mars in the near future. Okay. Everything this person said. Cool, Whatever. First of all, I could argue this in two ways. One, were you there? Do you have the lunar rocks in your hand?
Natalie Mariduena
Mm.
Jason Nash
Do you know that they're lunar rocks?
Natalie Mariduena
It's been studied by studied scientists.
Jason Nash
That's fucking. You're just reading things on a fucking page. Like, I literally, I. I mean, I've gotten to the point in my life where, like, I'll read anything.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Nothing. No headline ever. Unless it's like, guy runs over five people and you're like, the news reporters are there. Like, unless it's caught on video.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
And it's clear as fucking day.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, think about, think about. I understand. That's valid. Like, it's like, okay, yeah, we're in that. We're in the world of. We're in the day of misinformation. So that's valid. But think about, like, when you were a kid and there was no Internet and you were like, learning stuff in school and stuff was documented. And doesn't that bring value to it?
Jason Nash
What do you mean does that.
Natalie Mariduena
In other words, if the studies were done before the Internet and stuff like that, don't you believe them to be true?
Jason Nash
No. You think misleading people is a thing of the Internet? It's been. It's been as well.
Natalie Mariduena
It is.
Jason Nash
It's a tallest time. I feel like people have been making things up like, forever. Yeah, I mean, what do you mean? That's. It's just like, okay, all right. It's called starting a rumor.
Natalie Mariduena
You don't believe it?
Jason Nash
No, I'll leave it there. I'm just saying there are a lot of people on my side, though. Jay, when we were arguing about.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay.
Jason Nash
A lot of people were like, Jay had to. To open up his mind, so.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, I'm going to open up my mind today. Let me do it. Let me do it.
Jason Nash
Is there anything.
Natalie Mariduena
You should definitely have that three way?
Jason Nash
Okay. Can I. Can I ask you one more conspiracy question?
Natalie Mariduena
Yes.
Jason Nash
Okay. How do you feel about 911? Oh, hold on. We may have a special guest here. Jay.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, nice. Who's a special guest?
Jason Nash
Corinna. You're on the podcast.
Corinna Kopf
I got caught up in traveling, and I forgot to say happy birthday.
Jason Nash
Oh, Corinna, I was gonna text you the nastiest text later today. So you're happy. You probably didn't even remember that.
Corinna Kopf
I didn't say happy birthday because you don't care about me enough, to be honest.
Jason Nash
Okay, that's fucked up. But I really appreciate it. Is this you telling me happy birthday?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Corinna Kopf
I'm currently on the waters in.
Jason Nash
I don't know where I am in Tuscany.
Natalie Mariduena
She's on the moon.
Corinna Kopf
Sweden.
Jason Nash
You're in Sweden? Are you on the Ritz.
Corinna Kopf
You're on the cruise? You want to see?
Jason Nash
Yeah. Wait, you're on the Ritz Carlton cruise. Guys, I know this is a FaceTime that Corinna's doing with me right now, so I'll describe it. Oh, my God. Okay.
Natalie Mariduena
Ritz Carlton cruise.
Jason Nash
So she's on the Ritz Carlton cruise. She has her own balcony that is obviously just. There's a sunset happening right now. It's like she called me at the perfect time. She's a living room in her room.
Corinna Kopf
The sunset is happening right now. And it's 10pm Just so you know.
Jason Nash
10Pm wow.
Corinna Kopf
And that's what it looks like.
Jason Nash
Her friend is there in a robe, eating what looks like to be pancakes and strawberries.
Corinna Kopf
No, it's a creme brulee.
Jason Nash
It's a creme brulee. And. Oh, this is huge. This entire room is, like, 800 square feet. Wait, what's the. How much is this Ritz Carlton cruise costing you? Corinna?
Corinna Kopf
This room.
Jason Nash
Should I say it?
Corinna Kopf
This room. Because you have to pay, like, per person for two people is 33,000.
Jason Nash
Wow. For how long?
Corinna Kopf
Seven days.
Jason Nash
Seven days. So. So 16,000 a person. Sixteen. Five a person.
Natalie Mariduena
No, Karina picked up the whole bill.
Jason Nash
Wow.
Corinna Kopf
The base room was, like, 12,500 a person. And then this one, I think was like 18, 500. But I got a little discount because I. I was saying it was too expensive, that I wasn't gonna pay for it. So the lady gave me 5% off.
Jason Nash
What's the. What's the best room that you can get there? How much is that?
Corinna Kopf
I think it's like 60 grand a night. But we thought about it.
Jason Nash
Hear me out.
Corinna Kopf
You can pay, and you have to pay for two people, mind you. Like, even if you get a room by yourself, you still have to pay like 75 of the other person that would have been there.
Jason Nash
Right.
Corinna Kopf
If you're willing to spend 60,000 for two people, you might as well get a full cruise in the Mediterranean. Mediterranean? On a yacht for, like, you can get that for 120,000 for the week. Why would you ever expand it on here? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, you get like the full thing, like, huge. Like.
David Dobrik
But there must be activities on that.
Corinna Kopf
Cruise ship for 120, 000 a week.
Jason Nash
Yeah, but are there yoga? Are there any benefits to being on that cruise with other people? Like, maybe it's like a networking thing. Have you met other rich people? They're all old. Oh, really? Yeah. No, I thought we were gonna be.
Corinna Kopf
Like hot young men, but, like, apparently nobody has money to spend on this.
Jason Nash
Dude. No one. See, this is what no one talks about. About being rich. How difficult it could be to be gold.
Natalie Mariduena
Go off king.
Jason Nash
Go off king.
Natalie Mariduena
Tell us. Tell us how hard it is to be rich.
Jason Nash
What's another tough part about being really rich?
Natalie Mariduena
Do people ask you for money to borrow money all the time?
Jason Nash
Yeah. Do people ask you to borrow money?
Corinna Kopf
No, I actually asked other people to borrow money.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh.
Corinna Kopf
I. I'm looking for a small loan of a million dollars to that I don't have to pay back for my house.
Jason Nash
Wait. There was a really interesting thing that happened. Corona. We just visited her on the farm, and her niece was like, it's. Correct me if I'm wrong. Her. Her niece was basically looking, like, trying to figure out how to pay for her college. And she's like, well, should I pay $1,000 or. Or then the full amount is 42. And then Corinna just goes, I'll just pay the full 42. And then you just. You paid for it right then and there. Is that what happened, Corinna?
Corinna Kopf
Yeah, I put on the credit card.
Jason Nash
But that's. That's wild.
David Dobrik
That's crazy.
Corinna Kopf
But, I mean, we're going to learn some life skills.
Jason Nash
Here.
Corinna Kopf
And she's going to. She's going to make payments to me.
Jason Nash
Okay. Okay. You just paid it off. So she doesn't have, like, that kind of debt?
Corinna Kopf
Well, yeah, I don't want to have to pay the extra money for no reason.
Jason Nash
No.
Corinna Kopf
See me, right?
Jason Nash
No, dude, they can't see us.
Corinna Kopf
I let her rather her have. Be in debt to me and me be the bank and her not have any interest than her having to pay, like, you know?
Jason Nash
Wow. It's really sweet.
Natalie Mariduena
Wait, how about. How about when we were in Florida and we kept learning that Corinna had other homes? She's like, we went to two homes. And then she was like, actually, I'm going to Tampa to my other home.
Jason Nash
Yeah. And then every time you accuse Corinna of having multiple homes in Florida, she has three homes, by the way, and every, like. So. So we were in. We were in Orlando on her farm, and then she's like. She's like, I'm gonna go to the other house. It has ac. It's fully built. We're like, what? So we go into the gated. Another, like, a gated community. We enter our home, and then Corinna's like, I have to go soon. I have to go to my house in Tampa. And we're like, what? And I'm like, you have three homes. And then she goes, I don't have three homes, David. I'm renting two. She, like, has to make it clear that she's renting, which in my book is having homes.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Wait, wait.
Corinna Kopf
Okay.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Corinna Kopf
Can I just say this?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Corinna Kopf
One of them I'm renting, which is not my. I don't own it. I am paying on something that's not mine. I feel like that's not that great.
Jason Nash
I understand. A lot of people rent homes, and they don't consider themselves homeless. Therefore, you have a home.
Corinna Kopf
The other one that I have in the Tampa area got hit by the last hurricane, and I have to literally demolish it to the ground, and I am negative on it. I bought the house for, like, almost $900,000, and I literally owe money to pay off the loan in order for me to basically chop it down and rebuild it. So, like, I'm going to be in, like, so much money on this house that is, like, not worth it. Basically. It's gonna be, like, upside down.
Jason Nash
The hurricane hit the house. Yeah.
Corinna Kopf
Beat the out of it.
Jason Nash
Wow. Like, actually, like, that flooded it.
Corinna Kopf
It flooded it, like, five feet. So everything inside had to be gutted out, and then it's like with the foundation and everything. So I have to, like, I either can like, rebuild it, but I don't want to because it's just gonna happen again because it's not on stilts. I have to knock it down.
Jason Nash
Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the home you were going to see in Tampa, right?
Corinna Kopf
Yes.
Jason Nash
You don't have another home in Tampa that you're staying at? Meanwhile, this home gets rebuilt in Tampa, right? No. Okay. Just making sure.
Natalie Mariduena
Nothing in Fort Myers house.
Corinna Kopf
But then I just got rid of it in. I had four houses at one point anyways.
Jason Nash
All right, well, thank you, Corona.
David Dobrik
Happy birthday.
Jason Nash
Thank you.
Corinna Kopf
Okay, let me know if you have any more questions on the suite life of Corona's Yach.
Jason Nash
You go. You go, yacht girl.
Natalie Mariduena
Go bag an old guy.
Corinna Kopf
Go take pictures of my.
Jason Nash
In order to pay this off, send me. I'll photoshop her.
Natalie Mariduena
We have our title.
Jason Nash
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Jason Nash
We were in Florida with Corinna and Corinna's like, yeah, I'm doing quite well because we were finding out about our houses. So. And then.
Natalie Mariduena
And then Ilya had this like blank 50 mile stare in his eyes, his hands on his knees for like 20 minutes. He was like, are you fucking kidding me?
Jason Nash
Yeah. Yeah. When Ilya found out the dollar amount, Ilya kind of lost it and he like started screaming, didn't he just.
David Dobrik
He just was oblivious to the fact that Corinna's.
Jason Nash
Well, we all, we all like, you know, I posted on TikTok her like day one numbers, her month two numbers and even like her year one numbers. We weren't aware that these numbers would carry over for five, six years. Like, that's what was shocking. And I think. I think. I think the first time Ilya saw him, he's like, okay, cool, she's hot right now. This won't last longer than a year. I think that's what he said in his head. But, yeah, when you see it and it's still fucking kicking ass, and she's doing really great, and Ilya is, like, so obsessed with finding success. It fucking tore a heart or tore a hole in his heart.
David Dobrik
He could do good on Onlyfans.
Natalie Mariduena
Not that good.
Jason Nash
No, not that good. Apparently he's really good at having sex, so maybe he could.
Natalie Mariduena
Who said that?
David Dobrik
I don't know until he said it himself.
Jason Nash
Elias is it himself?
Natalie Mariduena
You can't say that.
Jason Nash
It's kind of crazy, though. Correct. Onlyfans is so interesting because she does. I asked those. She still doesn't show her vagina. Like, she'll show, like, the front of it, she says. But, like, it's not, like, not. It's not like a porn angle or anything. And like, that's what's kind of impressive because I feel like a lot of people on, like, those websites kind of lose themselves.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And they'll be like, it.
David Dobrik
Like, I like, oh, that's really impressive. Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Like, I'm losing subs. I have to, like, step it up. But Corinna has still kept it tame, which is kind of. I mean, she really is great at it.
David Dobrik
She's kind of giving me some.
Jason Nash
You know what I love? I love, like, I posted her house.
Natalie Mariduena
How would you know?
Jason Nash
I post it.
Natalie Mariduena
How would you know? She's great at it? Have you been to.
Jason Nash
I run her.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, you run it.
Jason Nash
You do the DMs.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay.
Jason Nash
No, I.
Natalie Mariduena
Because I've never. I wouldn't know because I haven't seen it there.
Jason Nash
Yeah, right now.
Natalie Mariduena
I would never go. Look at that.
Jason Nash
I. I posted her house tour. And, like, obviously some comments from guys were like, yeah, she fucking sells her whatever, you know, being dicks. But it's like, I can't help but see Karina's situation. And this isn't just because she's my friend, but the only person I feel like it's embarrassing on is men. Like, it's like, it is. This girl's a multi millionaire with four homes in Florida and guys have the audacity to leave her a hate comment. You horny idiots on a Ritz Carlton cruise. Yes, she's on a Ritz cruise. And you're leaving it. I'm so sorry, but I think it's so funny. It's like you're the one that's horny, jerking off and opening picture by picture, going, I've been on Only Fans. I've done it once.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, okay, yeah.
Jason Nash
Like, I've had, like a. I had a moment. I was like, I got. I actually don't remember, but, like, but.
Natalie Mariduena
Like, I don't believe you. But okay.
Jason Nash
But, like, I, I. You know, I used Ilya's account because I don't have my own.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And I also don't want. I'm pretty close to my accountants, and for some reason, like, and they, like, track all of my spending and I don't want them.
Natalie Mariduena
They wouldn't say something, would they?
Jason Nash
No, no, they know. I don't want them knowing.
Natalie Mariduena
Right?
Jason Nash
So, like, I use Dilia's, and, like, I know how dark it can get. You'll open one picture for $5, and then you'll see another picture that's like, unlock for 15, $20. And you'll be like, well, this picture must be better. And then the picture's not better. And you're like, why did I spend 15? And then you're like, well, I fucking need to finish the job, so I'll spend another 10. And then you're $75 in for one night, which, like, you could have spent on drinks, going out and, like, having a good time with your friends or going to Six Flags Twice or meeting a real girl or. Yeah.
David Dobrik
Comfort.
Jason Nash
I don't think. No, Nat, I don't know.
Natalie Mariduena
No, no, Nat, that's. Wait a minute. I can meet a girl if I want.
Jason Nash
It's not that. I just don'.
David Dobrik
No, I just think it's interesting that. I think it's really interesting that people even pay to begin with because there's so much free porn in general.
Jason Nash
But I think that's what it is, right? It's like, it's like the girl next door, like, Onlyfans. I think it's, like, for people that it's like, oh, this girl would never do porn. I can't believe I'm seeing this. I think that's how it works. But I also don't agree with, like, I'd rather spend the money on meeting a girl in real life. Like, I don't know. Meeting someone online is so much better. You're in your own home, you don't have to entertain anybody. You do what you have to do, and then you go to bed, you know?
Natalie Mariduena
Well, this is a major problem we're getting into right now. I'm just glad we're not talking about 9, 11.
Jason Nash
Oh, yes, sorry. Let's go back.
Natalie Mariduena
No, let's not really. There's nothing to say about it. You, you, you like conspiracy theories?
David Dobrik
I mean, I like conspiracy theories, but like, I don't. We did like the NASA one for like, you know, 15 or 20 minutes. Last spot.
Jason Nash
Okay. Okay, sorry. Well, what were you gonna say about the moon? You said you wanted to say something.
David Dobrik
Well, apparently NASA is going back to the moon. Did you hear this?
Jason Nash
Yeah, I saw a post and someone was like, does NASA listen to the pod? Yeah, because they said they're going back to. What did they say?
Natalie Mariduena
Another fake landing.
Jason Nash
They're not going back to the moon. They're finally landing there for the first time. They're like, it's 20, 25 now. We can actually get there. Yeah, yeah, we're going to do it. What do they say?
David Dobrik
So they are trying to return to their moon to establish the first long term presence there. And this is a critical first step in their long term mission to get to Mars. They're trying to send people to Mars in the next few years or something.
Jason Nash
As if you had the opportunity and you'd be the first human to do it. Would you go inside a black hole?
David Dobrik
At this point in my life, yeah.
Jason Nash
What do you mean this point in your life?
David Dobrik
Like maybe I would when I'm like 60. Like I've lived a little bit.
Jason Nash
Oh my God. You know how depressing that would be?
Natalie Mariduena
For what reason?
Jason Nash
Imagine you went into a black hole when you're 60, right. And you come out the other side. Let me put perspective for me, okay? I go into a black hole and I'm. And I'm thinking like you, which is, I think, like crazy. Wait to wait till 60. I go in the black hole. I come out the other end. Hottest fucking chicks. A planet of just hot chicks.
Natalie Mariduena
Sick. Your brain's amazing.
Jason Nash
Everyone's 24.
David Dobrik
I'm the crazy one.
Jason Nash
Everyone gets, Everyone has like yachts, people are flying around. People can fly here.
Natalie Mariduena
Kidding.
Jason Nash
Because all you have to do is you have to eat something and you just fly and you float around and shit. Hot girls. All you can eat. Calories don't count on this planet because of the sun. There.
Natalie Mariduena
Whoa.
Jason Nash
It like absorbs the calorie, but doesn't, doesn't like weaken you. It just like takes away the food. Everything you've ever wanted.
Natalie Mariduena
All movie theaters are lie down.
Jason Nash
Yeah. More so you don't have to take flights. You teleport from place to place anyway, you understand. You go to heaven. Now you're 60 fucking years old. That sucks.
David Dobrik
Yeah. But I'm sure there's.
Jason Nash
Now you can't really enjoy it.
Natalie Mariduena
Hang on, hang on. I'll take this one. What if you're 60 is not that bad. If you take care of yourself.
Jason Nash
If everybody's hot there and they're all like 24 year olds and they don't age and maybe you get to this planet, everyone stops aging at the age that they're on the planet.
Natalie Mariduena
You'd be so special. You'd be like, oh, check out this guy. He's like fucking way different than us. Like, let's hang out with him.
Jason Nash
Okay, maybe you're right.
Natalie Mariduena
That's a thing.
Jason Nash
That's a good way to.
Natalie Mariduena
That's how I look at it.
Jason Nash
But I'm just saying, if I got the opportunity, going to Black hole and I hate.
Natalie Mariduena
I don't.
Jason Nash
I know a lot of people a lot. When a lot of people hear this shit. When I think guys like talking about going to space, it's like a guy thing, but I feel like a lot of people think that, like, we're making it up, but like, there's no way in fuck I would say no to a black hole. Right? Like, it's like you're David, you're the first human. For some reason, your DNA coding is the only thing that like.
David Dobrik
But like, think about, like, what if it just spits you out like across the universe and you're just floating there by yourself until you die? Then most likely.
Natalie Mariduena
Which is most likely.
David Dobrik
Yeah, you're not getting spit out on some planet. Hot people.
Natalie Mariduena
You're not going to love island brother.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I think there's a chance. I think there's an equal amount of chance of landing on Hot island.
David Dobrik
No, there's a 0% chance it's hot Island. It's going to be like weird alien. I don't like extraterrestrial shit.
Jason Nash
What if you go into it and it's. And it's literally, it's basically all pixelated, right? And you land by a computer and the computer allows you to type in like an interstellar. Right? So he goes in. Not to spoil the ending, guys, but basically the aliens constructed a black hole that he would understand. What if it's the exact same thing? I go in, it's a fucking iPhone sitting on a desk. And then the iPhone. I can type in whatever I want. And that becomes my new world. Like, you just don't you don't know.
Natalie Mariduena
You want to take that chance?
Jason Nash
I think the last chance, that's the last thing that's going to happen is I'm going to die a really slow, miserable death. I think I'll. I think there's a really good chance I'll die immediately and it'll be so fucking quick, I won't even know what happened.
Natalie Mariduena
Can we, can we stop with the ageism on this podcast too? Is really not that bad. And in fact, I'll even say when you guys talk about your age, when you guys are like, oh, my God.
Jason Nash
I'm gonna be 30, it's like, it like, hurts you.
Natalie Mariduena
It doesn't hurt me, but I just feel like, I wish, I wish you guys could see it from the other side. It's like, pretty great. You're 30. That's amazing.
Jason Nash
No, I don't.
Natalie Mariduena
And also being.
Jason Nash
No, no, being 60, hold on.
Natalie Mariduena
Is fun. Like, it's like you get to a place in life where you're like, you're so appreciative that you're here and you're like, oh, wow. Like, you really, really, really are grateful by the time you're 60.
Jason Nash
Hey, Jay, that's not how I'm looking at age. What you just said at the end is actually the nail on the head.
Natalie Mariduena
Go ahead.
Jason Nash
Like, you're grateful by the time you get there.
Natalie Mariduena
Yes.
Jason Nash
Right now if you snap your fingers and you made me 60, I'd kill myself. Right?
Natalie Mariduena
Well, yeah, but that doesn't happen.
Jason Nash
Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying I love the age I'm at now. I think obviously I want to go back to high school really bad. That's like my one ca. Is I do miss high school life. Yeah, but like, yeah, and we were, we weren't complaining about it. We were complaining about our age being a weird number. 29. I'm excited for 30.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Like, to be a 30 year old. But yes, when I'm 60, I'm going to be like, yeah, I had a great time in my tens, my twenties, my thirties, my forties, my fifties.
Natalie Mariduena
I was killing it, my time.
Jason Nash
That is actually when I peaked. Yeah, but, but yeah, like, no, no, I totally agree.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, it's. It's really nice.
Jason Nash
Why you like being 60? Because you've done all this shit. You've done all the things that we're about to experience. We're experiencing so fun.
Natalie Mariduena
And I'm like, also, I think I.
Jason Nash
Am a little saying right now. It's disgusting.
Natalie Mariduena
Just looking at you right now.
Jason Nash
It freaks me out.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah. If I went to Black Hole and came out like you had, I'd wish for the miserable, slow death.
Natalie Mariduena
Quick death.
Jason Nash
No. No, I don't. I would go torturous.
Natalie Mariduena
I think, too. I'm also pretty lucky that I get to hang out with you guys, too because that gives me, like a lot of it. Gives you a certain delusion where you're like, oh, okay. You know what I mean?
Jason Nash
I mean, it's crazy that one day we will be at a funeral but.
Natalie Mariduena
You'Ll be at everybody's funeral. Do you know what I mean? It'll just come a little earlier, actually.
Jason Nash
You may be at my funeral. We never know. But like, just like, most logical.
Natalie Mariduena
I hope so.
Jason Nash
You hope you're at mine?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
I don't know why that checks out to be like, more.
Natalie Mariduena
Naveen says that all the time. She's. I'm gonna die before you. I'm like, what? And you say it too.
Jason Nash
I think it's a young thing to say that. I think a lot of young people just assume they're gonna die young.
Natalie Mariduena
Why do people say that?
Jason Nash
I don't even.
David Dobrik
Can't picture yourself old.
Jason Nash
Can't picture yourself old. I don't even think people say it. I don't even know why I say it because I say it a lot and I almost say it like. Like a tick.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Like I don't actually say it. Like I mean it.
Natalie Mariduena
I tell you there's a threshold.
Jason Nash
You cross other. When I say I'm going to kill myself, like when I'm like, in really bad moments. That's real. No, no.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, there's. There's like a. Thanks for the edit, Dave.
Jason Nash
I'm kidding. You keep it.
Natalie Mariduena
There's a threshold.
Jason Nash
I'm not going to kill myself, by the way.
Natalie Mariduena
I know.
Jason Nash
I'll tell your therapist you're too much.
Natalie Mariduena
Of a pussy to kill yourself.
Jason Nash
That's true.
Natalie Mariduena
And so. And so am I. There is like a threshold you cross when you get. I think I was maybe I was about, like. I got really sad about my age and then by the time I was like 38 and I was. Then you're 39, then you're 40 and you're like, oh, okay, well, it's over.
Jason Nash
Yeah. That's how I'm feeling.
Natalie Mariduena
You know what I mean? It passes. You're just like, cool. Every. Every year is great.
Jason Nash
I have all these like, I hope this is true. I really hope this is true. This is the one thing I'm like, really Counting on that. I hope I'm not jinxing, but like I, I have like a problem in like comparing myself to other people. Not so much as I did before. Like it really is going away, but like, I really hope it fully goes away when I have a child. Like, I'm so excited.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
I'm so excited for my only priority to be my kid.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Like, I don't care where I am, I don't care how big my. Well actually I'll always care about how big my TV is compared to my neighbor. But like I. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't need to be living in LA next to the hottest nightclub anymore.
Natalie Mariduena
Yes. Yes. That's so liberating.
Jason Nash
Yes.
Natalie Mariduena
Like when you guys go out and you're like, we went to Keys. And I'm like, there's not an ounce of jealousy or there's not an ounce of like FOMO or anything. You're like, oh, thank God I didn't go.
Jason Nash
No, that's how I feel about Europe.
Natalie Mariduena
Uh huh. What do you mean?
Jason Nash
It's like recently like my. Our friend Emma pills.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Facetimed me to say happy birthday. And I was like, are you. I was like, what fucking time is it? She's like, it's 7:30 in the morning. She was in her Uber. She was drunk, eating potato chips. There's.
Natalie Mariduena
There's not an ounce of you.
Jason Nash
There's not an ounce of me that wants that.
Natalie Mariduena
Right. Right.
Jason Nash
Saint Tropez, can.
Natalie Mariduena
I'd like to go to St. Tropez. No, I wouldn't want to be up at 7:30 in the morning.
Jason Nash
I'm very grateful that I've got the guy to experience it. I'm only speaking out of like my, my privilege of having to be there. And like, sure, you've been there. It's out of my system.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, good, good.
Jason Nash
But like, I'm so happy. It's out of my system. I can't go to like, I. I don't want to have a hot European summer girl vacation thing anymore. Natalie still loves doing them for some reason, but I think that's cause she likes laying out. She's a girl, she likes the beach.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Like, I hate all that. So I guess I don't need to.
David Dobrik
Like blacked out of the club. I just love like being on the beach in Europe.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh my God. Nice launch.
David Dobrik
Or walking to a cafe.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, get an espresso.
David Dobrik
My peak vacation, talking to a European man. Speaks a different language.
Jason Nash
So what's your favorite moment when you go on vacation? Because my fit, my absolute, like where. It's. Where it peaks, right. Is like about 1am we walk into a club and I see like three of the hottest girls ever. I don't need to talk to them. It's the moment I turn to Ilya and I go, dude, look behind me. That is the moment that is the best time of my night. It's not when I go talk to the girls. It's not when I get lucky and I maybe kiss one of the girls, whatever. Yeah, it is. It's. It's definitely not when I'm like coming off from my drunk and I'm like wobbling home at 4 or 5am it is the moment I am like, this night's gonna be fun.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. I think you've hit on something so important here.
Jason Nash
What is it?
Natalie Mariduena
It's like the way guys think.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Like this is why David and I vacationing never works. Ever, ever, ever. We have such different ideas of vacation.
Natalie Mariduena
Do you remember when I got in shape and I was like. I was in really good shape.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay. So the only reason I ever achieved that, and that's the only time I've ever been able to do it in my life, because I was trying to impress Naveen. Every day I would go to the gym and feel.
Jason Nash
You were on steroids.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, I was, but I was on trt. But I mean, I definitely had help. But the thing is, is the only reason I was able to achieve. I was like trying to impress her and trying to win her over.
Jason Nash
Yeah, that's a little different.
Natalie Mariduena
It's the same. It's a girl.
Jason Nash
Well, I have a whole nother philosophy that everything in life boils down to like, impressing girls. Yes, that's a whole nother. Yes, that's a whole nother.
David Dobrik
Mating in general?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
Mating. Kind of funny to say, but yeah, go ahead. I mean. Okay, now, so where is your peaks? I'm really curious because, like I peak is.
David Dobrik
I mean, obviously depends on who's like on the vacation with me. But it's like. I think it's like when we've had a long day, whether it's at the beach or on a boat or something, you get back to like the Airbnb or the hotel, whatever. And like you're taking a shower and you're getting ready for the night.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Dobrik
And like you all, you have like a nice dinner plan. Like you have plans for that night.
Natalie Mariduena
I'm with her.
Jason Nash
I'm. I'm almost with you. Other than like energy, like battery.
Natalie Mariduena
How do you like the sun is setting?
David Dobrik
Oh, it's like you're in the shower. You're showering off the day. Like you can see your tan lines. It's like, oh my God, I feel good. I'm tan, I soaked in the sun, I got some salt water in my hair and I'm about to look, look hot tonight. It's going to be so much fun.
Jason Nash
Oh wow, that is interesting.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So would you say after that it goes all downhill?
David Dobrik
I know downhill. But that's like the peak is like getting excited because obviously then you go out and it's like not always the best night, but like it's the thought. I agree. It's like the thought of like this is going to be like so much fun and you're somewhere different and it's like, I don't know, just exciting.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Okay, so we're almost at the same peak and it's like right before.
Natalie Mariduena
No, hers is about, about six hours before yours.
David Dobrik
Yeah, mine's like pre dinner. Mine's at like 4pm Yours is at.
Jason Nash
1Am yeah, but that's what I'm revving up. That's when I'm like, what are you.
Natalie Mariduena
Doing at that, at that time, still asleep.
David Dobrik
He hasn't even woken up from the day before.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, you gotta adjust your hours, dude.
Jason Nash
I just don't care too like why.
Natalie Mariduena
Why wouldn't you want to be like at dinner?
Jason Nash
Because like for what? So I can drink beers.
Natalie Mariduena
You don't have to drink beer.
Jason Nash
I'd rather postmate Subway. When I'm in a foreign country, my favorite thing is to postmate Subway because the bread is so soft, so strange. I would so much rather go eat at Subway than anywhere else.
Natalie Mariduena
Really?
Jason Nash
So like why, why would I go to a restaurant? I don't, I don't know, I just don't get it. But I also am like wired like an idiot.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, my peak, my peak would be the, the end of. On a beach chair. The end of the day. It's shady. So now I don't have to be in the sun anymore and I'm having like a espresso to like pep me up for dinner.
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Jason Nash
I said the lamest thing once to Natalie to fucking.
David Dobrik
Oh, my God. What'd you say?
Jason Nash
It irks me so much every time I was on Molly at Coachella and I remember, I was like, oh, do you remember?
David Dobrik
I. I remember this moment. I don't remember what you said.
Jason Nash
We were like in the bus. We were in the bus.
David Dobrik
Yeah. What did you say?
Natalie Mariduena
I remember this.
Jason Nash
So fucking lame. But it was like the most Molly. Like, it was like the best part of Molly when you're like, just let, like you're just existing.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
And it's firing all your like, happiness out.
Natalie Mariduena
Right.
Jason Nash
Like in those moments, like you're just happy to be sitting on a bus and just like you're looking at your friends. I don't know what I said, but.
Natalie Mariduena
It was like, it's especially rough coming from you because you never. I might say something like that. Not on Molly.
Jason Nash
You would say like that all the time. Right? Go. I say things like that, but I don't say things like, I'll be like, this house is beautiful.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
I love living it. But this was very, very, like, why do I ever worry about anything?
David Dobrik
What did you say? Do you remember?
Jason Nash
I don't know what I said, but it was, it was. I mean, you remember how lame it was, right?
David Dobrik
I remember how I was like, shook to my core when he turned and.
Natalie Mariduena
Said this to me.
David Dobrik
Because I was like, I've never heard, like, we're all like, everyone's like, drunk on the bus. David just turns to me, like, just. Just pure enjoyment of the moment, right?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Basking in.
Jason Nash
Gave me the ick. It like, gave me the ick for myself.
Natalie Mariduena
Why, brother?
Jason Nash
And I woke up the next Day. Go. What the.
David Dobrik
And I thought it was so sweet. I was like, oh.
Jason Nash
Like, no, I don't. Like.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, that's one of my biggest criticisms of you.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. Is like, you never. You never go. Like, if I say, like, dave, that was really good, you'll never accept it. You'll never.
David Dobrik
No, no.
Natalie Mariduena
Good. It's got to be better. Never.
Jason Nash
Really?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. Or you'll never. You'll never stop. And.
Jason Nash
No, no.
David Dobrik
I said this yesterday, too. I mean, yes, obviously, you have moments where you're like, this is amazing. You know, whatever. Obviously, like, life is great, but, like, you have, like. You really, like, you are always a glass half empty kind of guy.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah, for sure.
David Dobrik
Like, everything is like.
Jason Nash
I mean. Yeah, I got. I get that from my parents.
Natalie Mariduena
They're really positive.
Jason Nash
No, no, no.
Natalie Mariduena
I remember that Eastern European kind of thing.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I think it's, like, an Eastern European thing. I remember, like, when my parents first came to this house, like, the first. First words out of their mouth, like, the first time they're seeing this $10 million home.
Natalie Mariduena
Two big, big.
Jason Nash
Yeah. No, it's. It's like, what's with this drywall? I mean, it is like, the smallest things, which makes sense in a way. It was a little bizarre, but, like.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, they're not. They're, like, looking out for you. That's what they're doing. They're like. They're like, oh, he's gonna have to take care of the drywall. Is he going to be able to pay the rent here? Like, that's what's going on.
Jason Nash
Maybe that's all they're doing. I don't know.
David Dobrik
It's a mortgage.
Natalie Mariduena
Whereas. What did I say? Rent? I own it. Jason.
David Dobrik
There was a moment when we were in Ibiza, it was the end of the day, and I turn to David. We were sitting at, like, the front of the boat. Like, it's sunset. We're, like, driving off, whatever. And I said this, like, knowing it would egg him on and, like, piss him off, in a sense.
Jason Nash
I know what she did, and that's why I gave her the response.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I know. I know. He fed into it. But we were sitting there, and it was just like, him and I, like, sitting there at the front of the boat. It's beautiful. Okay. Beautiful moment. The wind's blowing in her hair. And I turned to him, I was like, isn't this just amazing? Like, this was perfect. Like, the sun is setting. We're on this boat. We're in Spain. Like, this is amazing. And he's like, you know, I could see the sunset from my couc out at my house, and I was just like. I was just like. I just, like, through my hands, I was like, are you fucking serious?
Jason Nash
Because.
David Dobrik
Because, yeah, I know. You can see the sunset here. You can see the sunset anywhere. But it's the moment. It's the people. It's the vibe. It's like.
Jason Nash
I know.
David Dobrik
Get that.
Jason Nash
It's. It's those experiences I can compare to being in a hot tub. Right? Like, being in a hot tub is.
Natalie Mariduena
You're bringing. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Jason Nash
No, like, being in a hot tub is incredible for 20 minutes, and then it's just like, I have to get out. I'm gonna be cold. I have to flop around into the shower. Like, I. For some reason, I can't enjoy things because I just. I know. We're gonna have to get off the boat. We're gonna be sandy. We're gonna have to drive home. 30 minutes. The boat ride back was an hour after the sunset. We'll be in darkness. We'll be rocking.
Natalie Mariduena
You're gonna be a funny old man.
David Dobrik
Oh, my God, he's gonna be funny.
Natalie Mariduena
You're gonna be such a funny old man. You're gonna have this hot wife who wants to have fun. You're gonna be like, where will we park?
Jason Nash
Yes.
Natalie Mariduena
That happens to all guys, I think.
Jason Nash
Yeah, but it's just like, it's here. When I'm at my house, I have a very small bladder, so I. I like being on the couch. I like going to the bathroom, you know, twice in an hour. Like, I really, like. I like doing that, and I don't enjoy. And, like, I love.
Natalie Mariduena
You sound like a honorary Jew right now. You sound like one of my people.
Jason Nash
I just, like. I like being with my friends, too. You.
Natalie Mariduena
You were with Natalie.
David Dobrik
Yeah, There was, like, four of us there.
Natalie Mariduena
Your best friend.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I. I get that. I appreciate that. I feel that way after I've been on vacation for more than, like, six days. If I'm, like, away from home for more than six days.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, okay, get me. Get me home. Like, I want to have my comfort in my. My place.
Natalie Mariduena
Do you ever get a. Do you ever get a high from, like, natural things? Like, I get going. You fly. Have you ever flown and you're, like. You write, like, a really nice, like, text to somebody or something. Like. Like, something releases in you or maybe at the beach or. You ever get, like, a natural high?
Jason Nash
My favorite moments are when I'm boarding a plane and I'm really healthy. And I'm really clean, and I don't have a backpack on. I love that. I love.
David Dobrik
I love the airport.
Jason Nash
I love going through the airport. Very clean, a little bit tan and sweatless. There's nothing better than that. I don't know what it is. There's, like, something about it that's like. Like, here I am going, yeah, yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got your. You've got your favorite shirt on and your favorite sweatpants and your favorite sneakers, Right?
Jason Nash
I'm just moving.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. New hat.
Jason Nash
Where will I be? I don't know.
Natalie Mariduena
You go through security like that?
Jason Nash
Yeah, I get stressed and I talk like that.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
And I also get excited.
Natalie Mariduena
Like, dude, security's so stressful, though.
Jason Nash
I have TSA Pre. It's pretty easy now. The one thing I do like about, like, I'm very fortunate now to have money is I could go to the airport snack area and buy whatever I want.
David Dobrik
Oh, yeah, that is nice.
Jason Nash
Which I think is, like, a very, very big deal. Like, I get my waters. I buy my NyQuil for the flight, which is. Fuck. I buy medicine at the airport. Why am I doing that? Like, and I spent, like, $60, like, just on, like, Gardettos and, like, a Diet Coke and two bottles of water. And I have everything ready for my flight. And I get, like, really excited about that. And I think that's, like. It's a big thing. And then if my friend wants something, I don't even ask them to Venmo me. I know it's kind of a flex, but, like, I've always. That. That was like.
Natalie Mariduena
That is nice.
Jason Nash
That was, like, my one thing when I met. When I first moved to LA and Zayden Heath were making a lot, a lot of money. They were. They were, like, making. They were making, like. They post a Vine. They'd make, like, $45,000 or something. It was crazy. Made no sense to me at the time. I was making, like, like, 1400amonth at best. That was, like, a really good month. And, like, they'd buy me. They'd ask me if I wanted something. And I remember how hesitant I was, like, at first to, like, say something because, like, I wanted something, but I couldn't afford it. But I was like, I'm good. And then I remember there was, like, a moment where, like, Heath was like, no, no, I got it. Just like, what do you want?
Natalie Mariduena
Right? And, like, that's nice.
Jason Nash
Heath would just, like, get me a water.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
And he wouldn't ask me to vet. I Thought that was so crazy. And I started to see it more and more in la and I don't know. Know, I think that's adulthood in general, right? Like, I think that's just adulting. Like, hey, you want to get. I don't know. And I've talked about it on the podcast, like, with my girlfriend, like, I was still so cheap, where, like, I would wait for her to order doordash first, right? So I wouldn't have to pay for, like, I was, like, very, very frugal for a very long time now. It's, like, so exciting that I can just like.
Natalie Mariduena
Like, now I'm like, aj, you want to Kit Kat?
Jason Nash
Yeah. Like, now I'll like, literally, like. Like, I'll even bitch to Alex, who's my roommate.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
I'll ask him every time I get doordash for some specifically. Cause I see the food he cooks and I'm like, this is disgusting. Like, what do you want from Chipotle? Or whatever. And he'll be like, oh, I'm good. And I'll be like, first of all, just order something and save it for later. I'm paying for it. Like, just get stuff.
Natalie Mariduena
I had a friend. I had a friend who was a really, really big writer. He wrote, like, Emmy award winning, like, serious TV shows. And I went to his beautiful house in Santa Barbara and then we went to the grocery store and he said the same thing.
Jason Nash
Saying what?
Natalie Mariduena
He was just like, I can buy anything in this grocery store.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
He's like, get whatever you want. He's like, we're gonna make steaks. We're gonna make. And I didn't have any money and.
Jason Nash
Okay, no, no.
Natalie Mariduena
But he said the same thing. And I was. It was. It. It was like, wow, but you have so much money, but you're getting excited about, like, deli meat.
Jason Nash
Well, it's the craziest thing.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. Because maybe when he was a kid, he couldn't.
Jason Nash
Well, it's like. Yeah. And everyone, like, everyone that doesn't come from money knows the feeling of, like.
Natalie Mariduena
I came from so much money. So I don't really.
Jason Nash
I know you're loaded kind of shitty, but you're an EPO baby Crazy.
Natalie Mariduena
Have you seen that guy? He has. He sold a series called Nepo Baby or something. He's Tim Robbins son. He's on Instagram.
Jason Nash
No, that's kind of cool.
Natalie Mariduena
It's kind of a cool idea for a show.
Jason Nash
Yeah. I'm surprised no one's done that.
Natalie Mariduena
I am too.
Jason Nash
There's. There's so many there's so many layers. We have so many Nepo baby friends.
Natalie Mariduena
Yes.
Jason Nash
And it's like. And it's not. It's not as easy.
Natalie Mariduena
Well, you know, it's funny when you watch his Instagram, it's all famous kids on the Instagram.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
He'll do collabs with famous kids. And they're all good. They, like, all know how to act. You know, they're all interesting.
Jason Nash
No, no.
Natalie Mariduena
Good looking.
Jason Nash
I'm saying it's not as easy to be a Nepo kid as you think.
Natalie Mariduena
We're going into tough water here.
Jason Nash
No, I don't. I don't think we are. I think you're like. I think you're super privileged, but, like, I think a lot of people. You would ask a lot of people that weren't born to Napa life, like, would you rather earn it or be given it?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think.
Jason Nash
I think a lot of people would choose earn it, of course. I think a lot.
David Dobrik
I think as long as they can eventually get there, Right?
Jason Nash
Yes.
David Dobrik
Well, this kid, obviously, without the money.
Natalie Mariduena
This kid's funny. Both his mom and dad have won Oscars, so that's a tough one.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
His mom, Susan Sarandon.
Jason Nash
And how do you live up to that?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, exactly.
Jason Nash
How do you live up to.
Natalie Mariduena
Jacob Dylan is a great example.
Jason Nash
And whatever you do, unless you fucking get Michael Jackson status.
Natalie Mariduena
Yes.
Jason Nash
You'll never be impressed. Like, no one will ever be like, wow, you did it yourself. No. Your parents. You know what I mean? And. I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to defend Nepo babies.
Natalie Mariduena
What about.
Jason Nash
Just very few. But I do. See, I remember we had a Nepo friend, very specifically. I know you know who I'm talking about. He was. Was. So he was. His parents were billionaires.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
But when there was a piano, like, we were at his house, his, like, $15 million house that his parents just bought him full out. Bought him fully furnished. Incredible art in the house. But when he sat down on a. Like to a piano and, like, got to make music and, like, sang, it was insane. Like, Charlie, Charlie puth level. I was like, this is crazy. But like. Like, it would never be. Like, it could just never work. Because unless he owned the whole. I'm a Nepo kid. But even then it would never be.
Natalie Mariduena
Like, well, look at Josh Brolin. He was a Nepo kid and he became a really big actor.
Jason Nash
Yeah. I don't know.
Natalie Mariduena
But there are mom and dad, the school supplies you buy me this year, Will.
Jason Nash
Mostly End up in my mouth.
Natalie Mariduena
Maybe shop. Low prices for school at Amazon, so.
Jason Nash
I don't eat up all your money. Just something to chew on.
Natalie Mariduena
Amazon on spin less smile, more tipping.
David Dobrik
Culture is out of control. Yesterday, I tipped someone just for handing me a napkin. So when hotels.com gives me up to 20% off for being a member, I finally get tipped. And you know what? It feels good. Hotels.com members save up to 20% off at hundreds of thousands of Hotels Nepo.
Jason Nash
Kids that are really good at it. That, like, sure. Like, Charlotte Lawrence is one of our friends. And she's like. She's very much. She's like, I'm so aware of, like, the greatness I come from. And I'm like, and I love it, and I'm so grateful, and I'm also making my own thing, and I love doing what I do it. And she's like, okay, so. She's such a cool girl. So. Yeah. I don't know.
Natalie Mariduena
I saw a Nepo kid the other day. She. She said it so. Well, she's an actress from Girls. She was. And she said basically, like, the thing about being a Nepo baby, that's great. Is. Is if I. I can't fail. And she said that. She was like, you know, she's like, if I don't make it, I'm gonna be okay. And that's. That's the difference. You know what I mean? For me, if I don't make money this month, like, my kids don't eat. You know, like. And that's the difference.
Jason Nash
Yeah, it's tough. It's also tough sometimes, though, with that safety net, it's almost tougher to succeed.
Natalie Mariduena
I don't look at it like that. If you have a safety net, you're like. You're much more fearless. You're much more risk taking. You're like, oh, Kel, I will spend.
Jason Nash
Jay, are you fucking crazy?
Natalie Mariduena
100%.
Jason Nash
You're not hungry?
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, what are you talking about?
Natalie Mariduena
No, no. Possibly. But also, you're like, yeah, I will take a month and go into the studio and see if I can make an album. You have the opportunity.
Jason Nash
Comes from a completely different place. I think, though, it's both are true. You have the opportunity, you don't have the experience. I think both could be true, But I think. I think to have that hunger is, like, so incredible. All right, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you, Corinna, for calling in. That was very sweet of you. Wishing me a Happy birthday.
Natalie Mariduena
What were you going to do about the trouble?
Jason Nash
I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm think about it. I'll see how drink I get in Chicago. Okay, we'll see you guys later. Bye.
Podcast: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode Title: Posting Nudes to Pay for My Lamborghini
Release Date: July 25, 2025
The episode kicks off with a lively exchange between David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Mariduena. The hosts discuss recent feedback they've received, particularly criticism directed at Jason regarding a controversial topic they tackled in previous episodes. Jason humorously remarks on the "immediate follow-up" nature of their podcasting schedule, highlighting the spontaneity and dynamic interactions that characterize their discussions.
Jason Nash (00:52): "If you do not go and have that threesome for science, you are the biggest."
The conversation delves into their recent "Sexomnia" trilogy, a series of episodes exploring sexual themes. They reflect on the continuity and challenges of maintaining such content, with Natalie prompting Jason to take action based on the podcast's momentum.
Jason Nash (01:45): "Wait, what? They're not random. They're from Chicago."
The trio humorously debates the logistics and emotional aspects of engaging in threesomes, balancing comedic elements with genuine insights into their personal experiences and relationships.
Corinna Kopf joins the podcast via FaceTime, bringing a personal touch to the episode. She shares her experiences with financial acts of kindness, such as paying her niece's college fees, highlighting the responsibilities and privileges that come with wealth.
Corinna Kopf (12:16): "I put on the credit card... we're going to learn some life skills."
The hosts commend her generosity, discussing the delicate balance between financial freedom and the pressure it can place on relationships and personal expectations.
A significant portion of the discussion centers around the challenges of being wealthy, particularly in the context of societal perceptions and the "Nepo Baby" trend—children of famous or affluent parents navigating their own paths amidst predefined expectations.
Jason Nash (43:53): "I think a lot of people would choose to earn it, of course."
Natalie shares her observations on how ilk from privileged backgrounds manage public perception and personal ambition, contrasting it with their own experiences of earning success without inherited advantages.
The topic shifts to OnlyFans, where the hosts critique the platform's dynamics, particularly focusing on Corinna's approach to content creation. They commend her ability to maintain professionalism and personal boundaries despite the platform's often chaotic nature.
Jason Nash (17:39): "I've had a moment. I was like, I got. I actually don't remember, but..."
David and Jason discuss the allure and pitfalls of digital content creation platforms, debating the sustainability and personal impact of such ventures.
The hosts briefly touch upon conspiracy theories, specifically the moon landing. A detailed argument ensues between Jason and Natalie, where they dissect claims and evidence supporting the authenticity of Apollo missions.
Jason Nash (07:34): "Do you know that they're lunar rocks?"
Natalie emphasizes the scientific validation of lunar samples, while Jason remains skeptical, highlighting the pervasive nature of misinformation in the digital age.
A heartfelt segment explores the concept of aging, personal growth, and societal pressures associated with different life stages. The hosts share their apprehensions and aspirations about growing older, emphasizing the importance of gratitude and personal fulfillment.
Natalie Mariduena (24:24): "If you get to a place in life where you're so appreciative that you're here..."
Jason expresses a desire to remain present and focused on family, illustrating a shift from external validation to internal peace.
The conversation shifts to vacations, contrasting David's and Jason's differing preferences. While David enjoys structured activities and the anticipation of enjoyable evenings, Jason prefers the spontaneity and casual aspects of travel.
Jason Nash (28:16): "Mediterranean? On a yacht for, like, you can get that for 120,000 for the week."
Natalie mediates the discussion, highlighting the diversity in how individuals perceive and enjoy leisure time, ultimately celebrating their unique perspectives.
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on past moments, share light-hearted criticisms, and express gratitude towards their listeners. Corinna's birthday greeting adds a personal and warm touch, wrapping up the episode on a friendly and humorous note.
Jason Nash (46:05): "We have a lot of Nepo baby friends."
Navigating Wealth: The hosts discuss the complexities of wealth, including societal perceptions, personal responsibilities, and maintaining genuine relationships amidst privilege.
Digital Platforms: OnlyFans serves as a case study for the benefits and challenges of digital content creation, emphasizing the importance of setting personal boundaries.
Conspiracy Theories: A critical examination of moon landing conspiracies highlights the impact of misinformation and the necessity of scientific literacy.
Personal Growth: Reflections on aging underscore the importance of gratitude, personal fulfillment, and shifting priorities from external achievements to internal peace.
Diverse Perspectives: The episode showcases the value of diverse viewpoints in personal preferences, lifestyle choices, and approaches to leisure and relaxation.
Jason Nash (04:45): "I have performance anxiety. I'm not good. I'm like one of those guys that can't pee, like, in a urinal."
Natalie Mariduena (06:37): "Don't cry after the threesome, man. Don't make us look bad. Please. Hold it together."
Corinna Kopf (13:26): "One of them I'm renting, which is not mine. I don't own it. I am paying on something that's not mine. I feel like that's not that great."
Jason Nash (27:27): "I'm so excited for my only priority to be my kid."
David Dobrik (21:03): "They are trying to return to the moon to establish the first long term presence there."
This episode of VIEWS offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on topics ranging from wealth and digital platforms to conspiracy theories and personal growth. The dynamic interactions between David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Mariduena, complemented by Corinna Kopf's guest appearance, create an engaging narrative that resonates with both longtime listeners and newcomers alike.