Pursuing a Married Man

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Pursuing a Married Man

Date: March 12, 2026

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Overview

In this lively episode recorded in Rio de Janeiro, David Dobrik and Jason Nash welcome Australian reality star and podcaster Georgia Hassarati (of Too Hot to Handle and Perfect Match) alongside their usual crew, Natalie and Georgia. The conversation is a blend of reality-TV tea, wild international dating culture, bizarre fast-food adventures, and conspiratorial deep dives. The group discusses their own relationships, dating in New York vs LA, remote viewing, and the JFK–Lincoln conspiracy, all while maintaining their signature blend of teasing banter and open-hearted candor.

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Main Topics & Discussion Points

1. Georgia Hassarati’s Reality TV Journey & Dating Shows

• Georgia’s Background ([01:22–02:13])
  • Introduced as the “Margot Robbie lookalike” from Australia and Netflix shows.
  • Talks about her journey on Too Hot to Handle Season 3 and winning Perfect Match—which had “no prize” despite being hyped up.
    • Quote: “I didn’t want to win, but I was kind of like the mother of the house. Like, everyone just kind of liked my energy.” (Georgia, [02:13])
• Reality TV Personas ([03:44–05:56])
  • Georgia played up being especially outgoing (“horny”) for casting, but confides it’s mostly an act.
  • She reveals that most contestants genuinely fit their wild TV personas.

2. Group Dynamics & Hookup Culture

• Making Amends Post-Show ([03:10–03:44])

  • Georgia reconciled with former connections, puts drama behind her.
  • David reflects on feeling awkward when friends are on different sides of reality-TV breakups, comparing it to his experiences with influencer couples.

• Hookup Honesty ([03:32–05:51])

  • Georgia distinguishes between her onscreen persona and personal boundaries (“not like TV-show level” with hookups).
  • Talks about the infamous “no sex or lose money” rules of Too Hot to Handle.

3. Fast-Food CEO Viral Moments & Sub Culture

• McDonald’s CEO Small Bite Controversy ([06:02–08:22])

  • The group roasts the viral video of the McDonald’s CEO taking a “wimpy” bite of a new burger, debating whether the outrage is justified.
    • Quote: “Don’t judge the man on the shape of his mouth.” (David, [08:10])
  • Notable for the group’s mock-serious dissection of social media outrage.

• Subway vs McDonald’s ([08:49–09:54])

  • David reveals he’d pick Subway over McDonald’s if forced to eat one forever, which shocks the group.
  • Insider moment: John’s odyssey to find a Subway in Rio (see next section).

4. John’s Subway Quest in Rio

• John’s Adventure ([17:32–20:45])
  • Guest John recounts a two-hour, three-Uber journey to find a legitimate Subway restaurant in Rio.
  • Troubles with mapping apps, closed locations, and customization on food delivery apps.
    • Quote: “My phone was at 10%. I started panicking. If my phone dies, I’m going to send Natalie a text and it’s just going to say, help.” (John, [20:16])
  • Provides comic relief and illustrates the group’s commitment to fast food comfort abroad.

5. DMT, Psychedelics & Podcast Fandom

• Recent DMT Episode Reactions ([11:00–13:29])
  • Jason and David respond to fans calling David a “pussy” for not fully “breaking through” during their DMT experiment.
  • Discuss what it’s like to pursue new frontiers on the podcast and the surreal expectations of listeners.
    • “People said it was the best episode in a long time. So then I thought, well, yeah, maybe I love that kind of stuff. I love when you’re trying something new with your friends.” (David, [13:08])
  • Jason jokes about escalating future podcast stunts: “there will be a fourth episode where we actually do crack.” ([12:47])

6. Dating in New York vs LA: Ego, Wealth & Approachability

• General Vibes ([16:02–23:25], [35:37–24:27])
  • Georgia says New York is the “worst place to date on Earth”—successful men with egos who love the chase.
    • Quote: “They're amazing. They're really attractive, and they're gentlemen and they're, like, beautiful. But they know that they can get women, so they get them.” (Georgia, [17:18])
  • In contrast, LA men rarely approach women; in NY, men are much more forward, though often just as ego-driven.
• Wild Dating Stories ([23:25–24:08])
  • Georgia shares stories of visiting billionaire penthouses but often never seeing those men again.

7. Relationship History, Vulnerability & Self-Awareness

• Controlling Relationships ([25:02–28:09])
  • Georgia opens up about her ex’s controlling behaviors (e.g., not letting her go to Pilates alone or out to dinner).
  • Describes emotional aftermath and feeling “tightly bound,” leading to a wild night out and a drawn-out breakup.
    • Quote: “I didn’t get to do anything. So when...my friend came, I’m like, let’s go out. He was kind of in my ear the whole time...so I got drunk and just, like, had fun, but I had too much fun.” (Georgia, [26:03])
• Single vs. Coupled Identity ([29:08–29:52])
  • Georgia acknowledges she thrives single and craves a partner who appreciates her full personality.

8. Banter, Sexuality, and Group Dynamics

• Is David Gay? ([37:59–38:21])
  • Georgia jokes about speculating David’s sexuality due to his lack of public relationships.
    • Quote: “Georgia, the only question I've ever wanted to ask you is if you're gay.”—David, parodying the speculation ([37:59])
  • “You’ll see me tonight!” (David, promising club action, [38:19])
• Brazilian Nightlife & Kissing Culture ([15:04–15:57]; [38:27–39:18])
  • Natalie and Georgia describe Rio club scene, where making out is akin to a handshake—leading to jokes about daring each other to try it.

9. Pop Culture, JFK & Lincoln Coincidences

• JFK–Lincoln Synchronicities ([36:07–37:39])

  • David shares viral “fun facts” about eerie parallels between Lincoln’s and JFK’s lives and assassinations, which astonish the group.
    • Quote: “Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by southerners. Both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson...” (David, [36:58])

• JFK Jr. TV Show & Masculine Archetype ([32:36–33:44])

  • The group swoons over the new JFK Jr. actor, reflecting on charisma, looks, and the unique aura surrounding American “royalty.”

10. Remote Viewing, CIA, and Consciousness

• Ingo Swann, CIA & Remote Viewing ([39:18–41:26])

  • David dives deep into the story of Ingo Swann, the man who famously claimed to “remote view” Jupiter, later verified by NASA and recruited by the CIA for secret Cold War missions.
    • Quote: “The real threat, if humans understood the true reach of their consciousness, governments could never control them. Hence DMT.” ([41:02])

• Fantasies with Superpowers ([43:15–47:24])

  • Group imagines what they’d do if they could remote view anyone or anywhere—most opt for top-secret government files, except David who jokes about friends' showers.
  • Georgia confesses she “would” check out some people in the shower “just for fun,” adding to the show’s unfiltered tone.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On reality TV honesty:
  “I had to play it up because I knew, like, the questions were very much about... would you approach them? So I just knew what they were looking for.” – Georgia ([04:13])
• On dating egos:
  “Brag too much. I hate braggy men... I actually don't care. I like people to not talk about all their achievements so much.” – Georgia ([16:06])
• On being single:
  “You seem like you operate so well single.” – David ([29:10])
• On the group’s culture clash in Brazil:
  “It’s like handshakes here, I think. It's like, hey, good to see you. Let me eat your face.” – David ([15:54])
• Conspiracy corner:
  “In 1973, there was a man that learned to exit his physical body. And he traveled mentally to Jupiter. His name's Ingo Swann.” – David ([39:18])

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Key Timestamps

• [01:22–03:16] – Georgia’s reality TV history, winning Perfect Match
• [03:44–05:47] – Playing up TV personas and dating show honesty
• [06:02–08:09] – McDonald’s CEO burger bite controversy
• [09:00–10:01] – Subway vs McDonald’s vs Wingstop debate
• [11:00–13:29] – DMT episode aftermath and fan feedback
• [15:33–15:56] – Natalie on the Brazilian “making out” greeting
• [16:02–17:26] – Georgia’s NYC/L.A. dating contrast
• [17:32–20:45] – John’s epic Subway quest in Rio de Janeiro
• [23:25–24:08] – Georgia’s billionaire penthouse story
• [25:02–28:09] – Explosive breakup and the consequences of “controlled relationships”
• [29:08–29:52] – Embracing single life and personal freedom
• [32:36–33:44] – JFK Jr. as sex symbol; swooning over new TV lead
• [36:07–37:39] – The Lincoln/JFK “spooky similarities” rundown
• [39:18–41:26] – CIA remote viewing rabbit hole
• [43:15–47:24] – Remote viewing superpower fantasies, group confessions

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Tone & Style

The tone is playful, confessional, and often irreverent. The hosts and guests riff freely, teasing each other and breaking serious subjects with jokes. Georgia's candor and willingness to discuss difficult relationships, dating app culture, and her perspective on fame contrast funnily with David and Jason's mock-logic, random trivia, and wild “what if” games.

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Final Note

From insane true stories—both romantic and ridiculous—to eyebrow-raising remote viewing conspiracy facts, this episode is a kaleidoscopic ride through personal drama, pop culture, and internet-fueled curiosity. For those interested in reality TV behind the scenes, international dating culture, or just want to laugh along with wildly relatable (and occasionally out-there) hot takes, this episode is a must-listen.

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What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. Today we have Natalie Jason and Georgia Hazarotti. Georgia's here. A special guest. This is a big, big deal. Georgia. Georgia's a. What are you.

[B]

It's a hard way to explain.

[A]

She's an Australian.

[B]

Australia.

[A]

Australian. Looks like Margot Robbie.

[B]

Oh, thank you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You never said that to me.

[A]

Well, I've said this before. You're very.

[B]

Oh, you have? I was drunk. Yeah, you did say that.

[A]

We were Both drunk at 3am And I was like, you look like Margot.

[B]

You're like, what? On Halloween, why didn't you wear the Barbie costumes?

[A]

Yeah, that's. Is that what I said? Oh, that is a big mess. Why would you not do that?

[B]

I know.

[A]

Did you not go as Margot Robbie ever?

[B]

I had that option, but I just didn't wear it. I was the Louvre burglar. No one got it.

[A]

I do remember. I do remember. But you're from a. You're from a Netflix show.

[B]

Yes, Which I was trying to.

[A]

I was trying to put my finger

[B]

on which one I was on. Originally taught to handle season three and then Perfect Match season one.

[A]

And did you win one?

[B]

I won Perfect Match, unfortunately.

[A]

Didn't want to win the worst thing

[C]

I could have won.

[D]

Why is that bad thing?

[B]

There was no prize. They gassed it up the whole time. Made out it was going to be this huge prize for first show that's gonna have the biggest prize. And I'm like, I didn't want to win, but I was kind of like, the mother of the house. Like, everyone just kind of liked my energy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it came down to, like, a decision.

[A]

Wait, how did you win? How did you win? Did you win with a partner?

[B]

I won with a partner. He who shall not be named. We're not friends anymore, but Harry and him are best friends now.

[A]

Okay. You and Harry, Jazzy, are so cool.

[B]

Yeah, we're good now.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, we're great.

[A]

Because there's a time, there was a time when I was, like, texting either of you.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And I didn't know, like, what? I didn't know where my alliance was. This happened with Noah Beck and Dixie too, where I would go, like, back and forth. I'd hang out with Dixie, Dixie would leave, Noah would come, and I'm like, one to.

[B]

I hate making people feel awkward like that. I don't ever want people to choose. And my friends would be like, oh, I saw Harry. And I'm like, I don't care, guys. Like, it's not that deep.

[A]

Right? Right.

[B]

So we just made amends. One day, we just. Oh, he called me, actually, and we just had a really good conversation, became friends.

[A]

When you guys still see each other, do you guys hook up?

[C]

No.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Why did I answer it like that?

[C]

That's kind of suspicious.

[D]

I had to think about it.

[A]

Yeah, unfortunately, one time, like, recent.

[B]

Okay, it wasn't recent. It was a while ago.

[A]

But, like, you don't have any feelings anymore for him?

[B]

Where it's like, no, no, I love him, wish him the best. He's just not my person. I can, like, really love someone and then just completely detach from it.

[A]

Do you think it's kind of ironic that you are on so many dating shows and yet you're still single?

[B]

No, because I feel like the people that they put on there. These are good questions, actually. No, I feel like the people they put on there are really.

[A]

They're meant to be single, TV based people. Wait, the show you were on originally, Too hot to handle. Yeah. That's where everyone was, like, incredibly horny, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, So I was wondering when this. When I was watching this for the first time, like, what are the interviews like, where they find out you're, like, one of the horniest people on the planet?

[B]

I knew that it was. I had to play it up because I knew, like, the questions were very much about, like, what would you do if you went to a bar and you saw a hot guy? Like, would you approach them? So I just knew what they were looking for.

[A]

Okay, so what was your what was your answer to something like that?

[B]

Yes. I got up to them, get their number. Like, you would be the one to initiate. And I was like, yeah. Like, I just went in. I said, yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Like, I love to. I, like, not that kind of person, actually. Like, when I found out that show, I was like, I'm gonna win. I'm gonna pretend I want to get with these people. But I don.

[A]

Okay. Oh, wow.

[B]

I'm a winner. The whole thing. I'm like, damn.

[A]

Do you think a lot of people are doing the same thing?

[B]

No, I think genuinely, most of the people on that show were very horny.

[A]

They like to fuck.

[B]

Yes. Like, one of the girls had in her luggage. You're not allowed to take, like, vibrators and stuff in. She had one, like, go off in her luggage, like, through security. And I was like, wait, these people are actually really horny? I've, like, tricked myself into this, and I'm like, how to pretend? I'm like, I actually don't care.

[C]

Damn.

[D]

Hey, you horny, too?

[B]

They're like, everyone's, like, stressing out, like, no.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

That was the premise. You can't have sex or there's money taken out of the prize pool.

[B]

Yeah. So I knew what. I knew kind of what to do. I was a little bit like, you know, if you, like, have a little fun in the beginning and then you chill out.

[A]

Right, right. I think you, like, definitely seem like you're very horny in the beginning.

[B]

Like, I was kind of.

[A]

So they'd ask you a question like, what's your body count? You'd go, 500.

[B]

Well, they didn't ask specific ones like that, but they were just kind of like, trying to gauge, like, are you the kind of person that hooks up with people? And I just lied and said yes.

[A]

And you don't hook up with people?

[B]

Well, not like that. No.

[A]

Not like TV show level.

[B]

No. I probably wouldn't go out and just meet someone and hook up with them.

[A]

Okay, that makes sense.

[C]

But, like.

[A]

Yeah, well, I hate to bring up controversy right away, but did you see this McDonald's guy eating the. Did you see the McDonald's CEO?

[C]

Yeah, he just took a little nibble. But, like, I saw.

[A]

Wait, wait. The McDonald's CEO took a bite out of a burger, Their new Archburger, and everyone's up in arms because it's a really tiny, weird, wimpy bite.

[D]

But it's not like he just. It wasn't the first time. He. He's been doing that for years. The same way. He's just like a wimpy guy. He's just like a nerdy guy.

[A]

Damn.

[D]

And so I think that's so interesting

[A]

that he's a fucking loser. He's always been a loser.

[D]

No, I'm just saying, like, that's him. That's how he takes bites.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

But that's literally how he came off.

[A]

Aggressive.

[D]

I'm defending the McDonald's CEO.

[A]

OK.

[D]

I'm saying, I'm saying I've seen this guy. He's been doing this for a couple of years. So imagine, Imagine if you're doing the same thing for a couple years on the Internet. Everything's cool, and then one day you open up your timeline and everyone hates you. That's crazy.

[A]

That is interesting.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I, I also feel like I, I want to have his back, too. I don't want to pile on to him with this controversy because it's just like, he's the CEO of McDonald's for a reason. He knows that they're one of the greatest fast food chains of all time. Right. So, like, and, and honestly, if he took a bigger bite, it would have been weird. I'm glad he stayed true.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm on. I'm CEO here.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I just wanted to say she wanted to get the rumors out and make it very clear.

[D]

I just think it speaks to, like, that's very.

[A]

That's very PR trained saying, you have.

[B]

No, I have seen him bite it. But now I'm really intrigued. Like, I wonder how small the buy was.

[A]

Okay. It was so tiny.

[C]

Like just some bun. No, no, no.

[A]

Burger.

[B]

Oh, that's kind of sauce at your own book.

[C]

I kind of agree.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[B]

Say goodbye.

[C]

I'm like, less mad. I'm actually. I don't really give a shit either way. But, like, I'm like, whoever posted that, Like, I feel like it'd be like, oh, maybe we should just take a bigger bite and get a fresh.

[A]

Here was the problem. Here was the problem. I think he posted like an apology tweet or something about it the next day. And he. This was crazy to me. He said something, he was like, I love all our products, blah, blah, blah. And he referred to the food as products.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And I thought that was weird because I'm like, the bites. The bites are whatever. Yeah. Like, that's how he eats. Don't judge the man on the shape of his mouth. But, but, but then, but then I thought that there'd be more, like, zeroing in on what he's gonna say after.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then to.

[C]

Or just him like having a full on like mukbang, you know, just like really diving in.

[B]

Why didn't he just run it back and do bigger buy?

[A]

I just don't think he's capable.

[C]

The mouth doesn't open.

[D]

I don't know. I think he's done with social media now. I think all CEOs are done with social media.

[A]

I think they pulled the video down like it took him like a week when they're like, this is enough.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I also think it was like one of the best things to happen at McDonald's. Like no one's gonna stop going to McDonald's cuz the CEO has a small mouth.

[D]

If you could only have one for the rest of your Life.

[A]

Subway or McDonald's for the rest of my life.

[D]

Yeah, you got to get rid of one.

[B]

He's gonna go Subway.

[D]

Cuz last night David was out. We went out and oh, we're in

[A]

Rio de Janeiro by the way.

[D]

I don't know, I didn't say that in the beginning.

[A]

This podcast is happening in Brazil and

[D]

we were out and we had a nice night, really fun. And then there was this move to Subway and it was like, I've never seen you so passionate. So why?

[A]

I think the one thing the United States can't figure out is how to import or at least grow like strong, healthy, homegrown foot long sandwiches. I don't know what it is, but we just can't figure it out.

[D]

It's the bread.

[A]

It's the bread. The bread is a big problem. And the veggies and the produce are also a big problem. Georgia, Kerry Common. No, no. This is the podcast we have. They're just like, what are you guys gonna talk about? Super serious. You pick Subway out of the two. I think unfortunately I'm gonna go Subway.

[C]

Wow, that's crazy.

[B]

McDonald's forever.

[A]

I did say if there was one food that I could choose to magically make calorie free for the rest of my life.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It would be Wingstop.

[D]

No.

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If I could snap my fingers. Never have, never intake any calories.

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[A]

Quick question for you, Jay. How did people react to the DMT podcast on your side of things?

[D]

Oh, people really liked it because some

[A]

people called me a big pussy.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I think they just like to call you a pussy because you have everything and it's easy to, like, pile on you.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

You know what I mean? Like, your life is so amazing.

[A]

No, no, no, no. They said we blue balled them. So we had our. The last couple episodes I've been talking about doing dmt.

[B]

You did it.

[A]

And we did it on the last podcast.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

But we didn't fully break through. Have you done dmt?

[B]

I haven't.

[A]

Okay, so when you do dmt.

[D]

I think I knew the answer. Seemed like the DMT type.

[A]

When you do. When you do dmt, you have to make sure you do enough so you can break through.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Otherwise you just have these hallucinations and I'm getting a lot of people calling me a pussy.

[B]

So you didn't feel that euphoric feeling that everyone explains where they like, hit it, like, and they like, exactly. Melting.

[D]

We just didn't go far enough.

[A]

No, no, no. Things were mel. Things were melting. But, like, I wasn't having a conversation with anybody in order to, like, go

[C]

all the way through. Like, you go into, like, the light and there's like angels there and like magical elves and things like. I don't know, but I don't know

[B]

if I want to try that.

[A]

I know it's a little scary, basically. And then someone said,

[C]

I think a lot of people thought that they were going to, like, hear you on it. Have, like, you audibly, like, talking about the experience as you were on it, which isn't really the way that that works.

[A]

To be fair, I'm only focusing on the negatives. A lot of people were very, very stoked on the podcast that we actually followed through.

[C]

I mean, the fact that you did it is crazy.

[A]

Yeah. And Jason, the dmt, and then our roommate Alex also did dmt. But I think we cut that out. Poor guy. Yeah. For nothing.

[D]

But the music's gotten a lot better in the last week.

[A]

Yeah. Has.

[D]

My.

[A]

My DJ roommate is experiencing better tunes since he's started his dmt. But there will be a fourth episode where we actually do crack.

[D]

Well, it did make me think. People said it was the best episode in a long time. So then I thought, well, yeah, maybe

[A]

I love that kind of stuff. I love when you're trying something new with your friends.

[D]

Yes. I mean, yeah.

[A]

Who.

[C]

What other podcast is doing dmt?

[A]

A lot of podcasts do DMT now. Live.

[C]

Live like that.

[A]

George's podcast is dmt.

[D]

Did you do DMT on Too Hot to Handle?

[B]

Honestly, probably.

[A]

What do you talk about in your pod?

[B]

Just, like, dating. Girl stuff.

[A]

How do you do that over and over again?

[B]

Well, experience to get people to talk about theirs. We have guests.

[A]

We talk about Marvel over and over again. I'm like, boring. We talk about your high school Misera.

[D]

Back to high school J.

[A]

Subway or McDonald's.

[D]

My PE.

[A]

So you guys don't talk about the CEOs of fast food.

[C]

What's a.

[D]

What's a hot dating topic? Like, that's cool. Bring. Bring us into, like, a.

[A]

Wait. Yeah, bring us into your. What's your podcast called?

[B]

It's called Girls Disrupted. We kind of like. One of my favorite topics is just, like, breaking down men, like, their toxic behaviors and how to identify them. Like, they sync up a lot. Boring skin. Because you have a lot of.

[D]

No. Does David have toxic traits as a man?

[B]

No. May the fact that I've never seen him with a woman could be toxic

[C]

a minute.

[B]

Have I ever.

[A]

Yeah, you have.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Actually, I don't know. That is kind of crazy.

[B]

Maybe you're, like, really, really sweet around your friends, and you're just like, I'm

[A]

not sweet around Natalie.

[C]

Yeah, he's a dick.

[A]

No, no, I'm actually backwards.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm very not. I'm very sweet around strangers, but around my friends, I'm just like, anything goes.

[C]

He's fake as.

[A]

I'm fake as.

[B]

Are you, like, love a boy? Do you fall in deep, like, with. When you get in a relationship?

[A]

You, like, love when I get into a relationship. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I can see that.

[D]

I'm kind of glad David never found anyone, because I feel like if he did, I'd probably never see him again.

[B]

Never found anyone. Like, your life so far, You've got no hope left.

[A]

It does feel like it, though. Brazil.

[B]

You could find someone.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. So I'M excited about that because we are, too, in Brazil. The ladies are excited, the girls are excited. Last time I was here, didn't make out with someone I know. George doesn't believe me. I'm not gay. Your hand out. My hand? No. But, yeah. So, like, a big part of the culture here is just kind of making out. Which is which. It sounds like I'm making it up. Natalie, back me up here.

[C]

I think I talked about this on the last podcast.

[A]

Oh, you did? Okay.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[C]

But like this. I saw a guy at the club, and he just. He was like, natalie. And I was like, yeah. And he just brought me, and he said, I got to show you the Brazilian way. And you started me. He was really hot. So I was like. I let it happen. But yeah. And then I saw him again the next night. Same thing.

[A]

Ran it back.

[C]

Ran it back.

[B]

Does happen.

[A]

It's like handshakes here, I think.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

It's like, hey, good to see you. Let me eat your face.

[B]

I've never heard of that. That's kind of wild. I get everyone's really hot and it's sunny and fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Make out.

[A]

What's, like, a common mistake that men make around women?

[B]

Brag too much. I hate braggy men. Or, like, try and drop hints that they, like, know people or they, like, have this going on? It's like, I don't like to hear any of that. I actually don't care. I like people to not talk about all their achievements so much.

[A]

I wonder.

[B]

Find out on my own.

[A]

I wonder why. Why guys do that.

[B]

It does. It has the opposite effect.

[A]

No, no, no. With you. But I think that's because you're, like, so tapped into. Like. Like, someone will. A guy will tell you a story, and you've experienced the same thing the night before, probably. Right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So, like, it must be working because I hear this. There's so many guys talk like this. Yeah, but it must be working somewhere else maybe. Like, you must be going to, like, a bar and, like, a random city or something.

[C]

I'm sure it is, like, appealing to somebody that's not, like, exposed.

[A]

You live in New York.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I don't think that stuff, like, flies in New York.

[B]

Maybe not.

[A]

And do you think dating is better in New York?

[B]

Horrible.

[C]

Really?

[B]

I think it's the worst. It says it's the worst place to date on Earth.

[C]

We are worse than L. A?

[B]

You say number one on Earth?

[A]

On Earth.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like the men, they're really, like, powerful, rich, they're successful. They're like, a lot.

[A]

You're turning wealth. Literally turning Natalie on.

[B]

They're amazing. They're really attractive, and they're gentlemen and they're, like, beautiful. But they know that they can get women, so they get them.

[C]

That's annoying.

[A]

Really? Okay, hold on. We have some breaking news here. John, can you grab one of these mics?

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

John, grab the red mic. Guys, John just walked in. He went out to get my subway two hours ago. What? What happened? Granted, we are in Rio de Janeiro. Finding subway here is.

[E]

I knew this was gonna fucking happen.

[A]

What happened, bro?

[E]

I went to. Did you see my fucking picture?

[A]

John sent me. John sent me a map of Rio de Janeiro, and with like, a Snapchat marker, he crossed out the subways. And you went to multiple. And they were closed.

[E]

They were all closed. And the one I found, I went downtown. Downtown. The next one at the airport.

[A]

And nothing. Nothing.

[E]

I was just like, driver take you?

[D]

Did the driver take you?

[E]

Dude, I took three different Ubers.

[A]

I was walking around. Oh, my God.

[D]

It's not like you have a car here.

[A]

Nope.

[E]

Company car.

[D]

You must have felt important in a way.

[A]

So wait, did you give it. What happened? Where did you.

[E]

Dude, every time I. I went around, I literally, like, walked around the whole block. I thought was my phone that was up.

[A]

Oh, so it said a subway was there, but when you got there, it wasn't even there?

[E]

No, the first one didn't even exist.

[A]

Second one, that's happened to me in some countries.

[E]

Yeah, well, I used. My first mistake was like, all right, I messed up. I used Apple Maps, and there was like six of them. None. And then so I was like, you know what? I'm smarter than that. I use Google Maps. So I go to the one that's the nearest Google Maps downtown. Took me 40 minutes.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

I went there. McDonald's and the subway was closed. Renovation one from last night, that was an hour away. Jay, that was 10 miles away.

[D]

An hour? Yeah, the one miles isn't an hour.

[E]

Jesse sent me.

[A]

Is.

[E]

Is 10 miles away, 53 minute drive.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry, but there is one coming now.

[E]

Yes, there is. I think it's from.

[A]

We found it on a delivery app. And I go. And I go, wait. I go, wait, there's one on a delivery. Because I told Taylor, I was like, can we just deliver Subway here? And then John's like, yes, it's on the delivery app, but it costs the whole price of another sandwich. Well, I don't know why I'm like, john, You've been gone two hours. Six dollars.

[B]

He's also spent all that money in Ubers.

[A]

I owe you $90 in Ubers now. Way cheaper. John's like, fine. I guess I fucked it up. I guess I'll just order it on Nordex.

[C]

To be fair.

[E]

To be fair. It's like, it's not like, easy on the app. There's not like one where it's like, you know, you go in and then pick whatever you want. It's kind of like you had a grand slam. You know what I mean? Like, like they have specific subways you got to pick from.

[A]

Oh, how did you customize this one?

[E]

I had to, like, just.

[A]

Did you call in?

[E]

No.

[A]

You got the honey. You got the honey.

[E]

I just went through every single option until there was one that you can customize.

[A]

Oh, wow, poor you, dude, this is a big. I know, bro.

[D]

You're like Jason Bourne.

[E]

My phone was at 10%. I started panicking.

[A]

I brought.

[E]

I brought a charger too, and the charger died and was at 10.

[A]

You're on horseback.

[E]

Yeah, I was like. I was at my last point. I was like, if my phone dies, I'm going to send Natalie a text and it's just going to say, help.

[A]

I love how you're doing this all while wearing a NASA shirt. The NASA intern running around RA for Subway.

[E]

But yeah, that's been my two hours.

[A]

Well, thank you for coming back. You actually made pretty good time.

[E]

Yeah, no, it was really sad. I thought I was like, oh, wow, it's like right there, cuz. The first one took me like eight minutes. It's down the hill.

[A]

Good. But it closed.

[E]

But it wasn't there. It didn't even exist.

[A]

Well, thank you. That's a special report from John.

[D]

Yeah, can we kill the ac?

[A]

Oh, wow.

[E]

There was AC units here the whole time, guys. I was literally complaining how hot it

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[A]

So back to the dating. New York. Not good.

[B]

No.

[C]

But I would just think like when you go out in New York, do you like see different men or you feel like, yes, you do?

[B]

There's always different men. I love that. And I love the fact that in New York they approach you. I feel like LA men don't really do that. Yeah, when I was there, I was kind of like, why do they think I'm ugly? No one ever approached me, ever.

[C]

Wait, so I'm not ugly?

[B]

It's actually just that literally. I was talking to all my friends about this. They're all like, no one approaches. In la, you go to New York, everyone comes up to you. They're always trying to get your number, talk to you. But the thing is, they're just like very ego driven men. Yeah. Yeah, you can have fun with them for sure. Yeah, I've been to some crazy, like amazing apartments overlooking like Central park, like with, oh my God, paintings on the wall. And I'm like, how the am I here? And then all of a sudden. Yeah, you just never speak to them again.

[A]

Wait, that's so crazy.

[B]

I didn't speak to him though. It was kind of weird.

[A]

Okay, questions. So when you go in, when you go and meet up with this, with this billionaire, right? Are you, what's the vibe? Are you like, I just want to see this apartment and dip? Or like, if the apartment is cool, I'm going to at least kiss and make out with him, hook up with him. What's the vibe?

[B]

I did kiss this guy, but I was with a bunch of people, so I would never have gone there on my own because I'm like, I don't trust anyone.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But I went with a group of people who Also knew his friends and I guess he was just like bawling like crazy.

[A]

I guess that's the fun part about New York is you'll meet people out and everyone has like insane 1 in 21 people are millionaires in New York.

[B]

Crazy. Like everyone I've met is like rich rich, but they know it. And that's the annoying thing.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

Just like get women.

[A]

So you think Natalie would have better luck there?

[B]

I think Natalie would thrive there. But like I think you would love the men there and I think you definitely meet someone. I feel like I'm just finding the worst people. I think it's me.

[A]

I also don't think, like my taste is great. No,

[D]

it wasn't where he was going at all.

[A]

She was outing herself.

[D]

You have something you want to say, Day?

[B]

It's true.

[D]

I think there's something deeper here we need to get to. It's your Q date.

[A]

Wait, did I talk to you about this the other. The other time when I saw you? Like, I don't think you're like. Yeah, I did, I did. I told you this. Like you're not really like the dating type. And then you kind of agreed. You were like, no, that's not what you said in Australia.

[B]

I wasn't in that mind frame.

[A]

Oh, now you are.

[B]

I do. When I like someone, I really like someone. Like I go full housewife vibes, like. But you're so Jesse.

[A]

Yes. He was great.

[B]

He was great. Yeah, we're friends now.

[A]

You guys had a falling out? Because this is not how nicely you were speaking of him before.

[B]

No. Yeah, we're good now.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I get over things really easy.

[A]

Good. Great. No, he was really sweet. We went to dinner with him. He's really nice.

[B]

He is really nice. Yes. Just a little. It was a little controlling. We've spoken about this, so it's fine for me to say.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I wasn't really allowed to have a life, so I was.

[A]

What's a little controlling? Anything, only. Only if you're allowed to say Pilates with me.

[B]

I couldn't go on my own. Wasn't allowed to go out to dinner,

[A]

never go to Pilates.

[B]

I went to dinner one time with a group of girls, came back to a letter that he'd wroten like handwritten. Moved all his stuff out of the apartment, broke up with me. Cuz I was back at 11pm sober. I didn't drink the entire of our relationship. You know, that night I saw you, I went wild. Cuz it was like the first drunk you ever.

[A]

Oh my God, I was so drunk. Oh, my God. Were you there?

[C]

We went to the box.

[B]

Genuinely, I swear. The drunkest I've ever been in my life.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

You know when you're in a room. Alita, let me explain myself.

[A]

Yeah. You know, explain, like, how you acted.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I was nuts. I fully know. I admit my wrongs. This was wrong. I was so, like, tightly bound in that relationship. I didn't get to do anything. So when my, like, one of my friends came, I'm like, let's go out. Had. He was kind of in my ear the whole time and texting. Like, I had to, like, not drink, not do this. Very, like, controlling. So I got drunk.

[A]

Oh, while we were hanging out.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

So I got drunk and just, like, had fun, but I had too much fun.

[A]

Georgia got obliterated.

[B]

When I don't drink for, like, a while, a few drinks, I'm, like, obliterated.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I was super drunk. Like, deliriously drunk. I was, like, hallucinating.

[C]

I swear.

[B]

I accused him of doing something. I was like, david, you're so mean. I was, like, yelling at David. Do you remember? In the car?

[A]

Yeah. What was it?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. It was some girl in the club did something, and I was mad about it.

[A]

Oh. Oh, you were. You. I wouldn't take your side on something that happened in the club, and it was. Right.

[B]

My side, even though I was drunk.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I think she, like, started something rude.

[A]

She, like, started bitching out some girl, and I was like, georgia. But that's not really how it happened. Yeah. Okay, well, we're getting back into it, and.

[E]

And.

[D]

And I think I was jumped.

[A]

No, no, not. Not drunk enough where I didn't see what actually happened.

[B]

He was on the other end of the table, kind of like you were oblivious to what was going on.

[A]

Maybe. But regardless, Georgia really, really lashed out. I was really angry, so I was like. I was like. I. Okay, maybe I could have been more on Georgia's side, but Georgia really went at it right away. Yeah. So, like.

[B]

Yeah, I was drunk. I'm sorry.

[A]

And then. Okay. And then Georgia was like, you don't have my back. Yeah.

[B]

And then in the car, I was just like, world, like, impending doom. Like, all these things, like, how much I hate my relationship.

[A]

Yeah. But you went on it for, like, 10 minutes.

[B]

I did. I was really.

[A]

But then you, like, came out of it, and you're like, I'm so sorry. I'm totally fine. By the way, as we were getting

[B]

out of the car, that's the part that I was like. Was I like, what happened to me that night?

[A]

I've never, I've never seen you like that in my life.

[B]

I've never seen me like that.

[C]

I was so emotional.

[B]

I sent him a voice note after and I was like, I am, I'm so sorry.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I couldn't even read your reply. I couldn't read it. I was like, I'm so embarrassed. He's never going to want to be my friend again.

[D]

And then you got in trouble when you got home.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[D]

With the guy, the boyfriend, always getting in trouble.

[A]

Did that start like, did that start the breakup?

[B]

It was just like never ending really.

[D]

I like moving the stuff out. Cuz you weren't home by 10:30 always.

[B]

And then you know the best part of that? He was charger and put all his stuff on the floor until he's moving back in. And I had to put it all on the rack.

[A]

You guys have all talked. You've talked about this publicly?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Wow. You confronted him about this publicly?

[B]

All of it. He's pretty good like that. He can like, he can.

[A]

Good for him.

[B]

He's good like that. Otherwise we wouldn't be friends because like

[A]

you don't think there's a future for you guys or maybe something.

[B]

No, no. I didn't really like feel like I was ever in that deep with him. I think I was just in a period of like, I just wanted like company, as bad as that sounds. And I think I thought I loved him, but I wasn't really truly in love.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To say that to me too. And he was right about.

[A]

What I was trying to say to you is like, you're just like such a free bird. Like it feels like you're just like so good at up. And this is like. It could be viewed as like a negative, but it's. I'm trying to say in a completely positive like you're just like. You seem like you operate so well single.

[B]

I do that.

[A]

It's just like.

[C]

Yeah. Like you go anywhere, you get along with everyone.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I can't imagine you like being like. Yeah. Like you just being able to go out into the bar in a club, it's like, yeah, that feels like prime Georgia. And you know what?

[B]

I'm so the opposite when I'm in a relationship. It's like everyone around me says like, you are not yourself because I become this like perfect person that doesn't do anything wrong. Doesn't go out and it's like, I'm boring. So I need to find someone that appreciates my personality. But I also, like, keep myself in check.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I find that's like, yeah, dude.

[A]

Natalie would be like, the perfect. If Natalie was a guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Perfect.

[C]

We would get along so well.

[A]

Yeah. Because you guys. And you guys aren't.

[C]

We are sharing a bed tonight. Literally.

[B]

You never know.

[D]

You better find the right person.

[B]

I've always found the ones completely opposite to me that are, like, too stiff. I need someone with a little fun. Harry's not stiff, but when I met him, he went sober for a year, so we didn't do anything fun.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

When we broke up, he got drunk straight away, I was like, why didn't you do this with me?

[A]

Now he's, why don't you break your sobriety with me?

[B]

He just did it for fun.

[A]

Jay, I got some fun facts for you. Ready?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

This is for everybody, but Jay was around this time. This is the biggest coincidences in history.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Are you ready?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. And this is also coming off the new JFK show. Have you been watching it?

[D]

I'm so good.

[A]

It's really good.

[C]

You. Literally every time you watch an episode, you. He texts me and he's like, this is this.

[A]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[C]

Like, you critique every single thing.

[D]

He side text you. He doesn't like jfk.

[C]

He side text.

[A]

But. But I watched every episode and I started. And obviously, you know, like, when you, like, talk a show.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's, like, low key. You liking it. Right. Like, isn't that you, like, kind of falling in love with it?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So that's what happened with me and jfk.

[D]

What didn't you like about it?

[A]

Like, initially?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So big thing happened that, like, really me up is I spaced out for one moment, and I think it threw me off forever. There's this moment, it says seven years later.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Or seven years before. It shows a scene from the future, and then it goes seven years before, and then it takes you back in time. I missed the part where it's at seven years before, and I just thought it was one. And I was like, this doesn't make any sense. I thought they were already dating, and I was so confused, and it kind of. It just pissed me off.

[D]

Right.

[A]

It's like, this doesn't make any sense. And for some reason, I couldn't put it together that it was like. I don't know why I couldn't.

[D]

They're flashing back and forth. A lot of shows do that.

[A]

I also like.

[B]

So it's not the show's fault. It's your fault.

[A]

Yeah. 100. I also think I have, like, this, like. Like, when somebody, like, recommends a show, I'm like, it can't be that good. I don't know what it. I look at egos.

[D]

Yeah, you do. I told you something was so good the other day, and you were like,

[A]

I don't know what it is. So, like, like, yeah, like, I, like, break myself.

[D]

I had a friend like that. If there was, like, a big comedy playing, I'd be like, let's go see it. He'd be like, I can't. I can't go. I can't watch Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

[A]

But he must have been a comedian.

[D]

He was a comedian. Yeah. He's like, I can't go watch it. He's like, they're just. They're doing too good.

[A]

But all jokes aside, so the show's great. Now I'm hooked. I'm caught up. JFK guy is really. That's why I watched it first, because Natalie was like, this is the sexiest man ever. So I was like, I gotta see.

[C]

I'm just like, how is he undiscovered? Like, how is this his first role? Like, how it. Does he not do something before?

[A]

What's so hot about him? I know, but just, like, tell me.

[C]

He has the hair, which is great. Amazing hair. Great, like, build. Like, I feel like he's, like the perfect, like, size.

[A]

I don't even get how people get like that. Like, build wise genetics.

[B]

They don't make him like that anymore.

[C]

No, they don't. And even. And just his feet, like, his features are, like, really masculine, but also soft at the same time.

[B]

Yeah, I get. I get exactly what you.

[A]

And his voice. There's something about his voice that's so disarming to his person.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You don't like his voice?

[C]

I don't. I love the voice at first, but I get what you're saying.

[D]

I thought his voice playing, like, if this guy was cast in Anaconda. Right. You wouldn't.

[A]

Right? If he was playing some doofus.

[D]

He's playing, like, the.

[A]

The hottest guy ever.

[D]

The hottest guy of the 20th century.

[A]

Like, yeah.

[D]

He was such a big deal in New York when I lived there and.

[A]

Okay, so you were around the time when JFK Jr.

[D]

I lived in New York City. And every day you'd read the paper and you'd be like, this guy's gonna be president. Everyone thought, like, wow. This is the guy. And then he had this, like, regular guy thing. He would rollerblade to work and you felt like he was one of you and so crazy. It was like. It was really like. Like Justin Bieber level, like, celebrity.

[A]

Wait, what time was this?

[D]

90s.

[A]

And you would you ever see him out and about or.

[D]

Yeah, you'd see him. You'd fucking see him rollerblading down.

[A]

Do people leave him alone?

[D]

Yeah, people would leave Malone, like, yeah, New York has a thing like that, which is kind of like, hey, John, I swear to God.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

It's.

[D]

It's not. No, it is different than, like, I

[A]

don't believe New York has a thing like that.

[D]

It does have a thing like that. Do you live in New York? A little bit. Like, if you see a celeb in New York, isn't it kind of like, yeah, they're out in New York, like, I am. I think you have to be like a little freehand.

[A]

You have to be like presidential status for that kind of stuff.

[D]

I'm not saying he wouldn't get mob, but I mean, like, you would see him, I think. Oh, yeah, there he is. He's. He's trying to get to work just like I am.

[A]

Wow. It's amazing.

[D]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[A]

And so he was like, the. The at the time.

[D]

The.

[B]

He's so hot in his college photos and stuff. Oh, my God.

[C]

The cigar. The watch. The graduation.

[B]

He's graduating.

[D]

And then you have to go back and think about who his dad was and who his mom was. Yeah, that's American royalty.

[A]

Truly.

[D]

Truly.

[A]

I mean, that is royalty.

[D]

And his dad was shot. And then there's the famous clip of him when he's like 4 years old saluting his father's like, burial. Have you seen that? Oh, there's a really famous clip where he comes out in this little.

[A]

I didn't know that was him.

[D]

And he fucking salutes his dad. And then the mom likes. It's like. I mean, it's crazy. It's like, it's literally the fabric of. Of our lives. It's like, wow.

[C]

Full body chills right now.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, it's something.

[C]

It's something that you can.

[D]

Like.

[A]

What? No, you're turned on his phone.

[D]

Yeah. Right now. Like, there's something primal about it. Like something.

[A]

Dude, Nelly, stop touching yourself. The fuck is going on? Yes, Jason.

[D]

It's also like the Kennedys. Like, you can, like, relate to your. Your mother and father with it. You can relate. I don't know I grew up on the east coast too, so it's like he was like a big deal.

[A]

Wait, were you around for JFK?

[D]

No, he died in 63.

[A]

63, but good question. That's the.

[D]

I guess that's a fair question. So like Abe Lincol and like were you there when they freed the slaves

[A]

or

[D]

Zane in here?

[A]

So this is actually. I'm glad you bring up Abe Lincoln because here are the similarities between Abe Lincoln.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And jfk. Are you ready?

[C]

The og Not Junior.

[A]

Okay. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Now wait. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. JFK in 1960. Now wait. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both presidents were shot on a Friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by southerners. Both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson who succeeded Lincoln. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808. Lyndon B. Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy. Lyndon B. Johnson was born in 1908.

[C]

Shut up.

[A]

How crazy is that? And then. And then Lincoln was shot in a theater and the shooter fled in a car. Kennedy was shot in a car and his shooter fled to a theater. That's pretty crazy.

[C]

That is really creepy.

[B]

That's really crazy.

[D]

I feel like you could draw those parallels.

[A]

On Lincoln's 45th birthday, he was in Monroe, Maryland. On Kennedy's 45th birthday, he was in Marilyn Monroe. I mean, that's pretty crazy.

[C]

That's wild.

[A]

That's a lot of. That's. That's a lot. Lincoln was shot in Kennedy Theater. Kennedy was shot in a. Lincoln. No, Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford Theater. Someone's just making a comment here.

[C]

Is any of that true fake news?

[A]

No, sorry. No, just that last comment was fake. Don't let that throw off everything.

[B]

Some random to say this and you

[A]

believe somebody's just texting me things. Yeah. Okay, so there's that fun fact.

[D]

Is there anything you ever wanted to ask David?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Georgia, the only question I've ever wanted to ask you is if you're gay.

[A]

You actually think that. You don't think that?

[B]

A part of me did for a while.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Why. Why would you think that?

[B]

I don't know. I guess cuz I just haven't seen him around women. You have talked to me about women. So. That doesn't make sense.

[A]

Yeah, it could be part of my act.

[B]

Could be like the act, you know, the facade.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A lot of people do that.

[A]

You'll see me tonight.

[B]

Yeah, I think tonight on the Prominent, with all the Brazilian women shaking that

[C]

ass, you know, I will say I

[A]

have not had good luck out here in Brazil.

[B]

Tonight's gonna change that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here.

[A]

Last time we were here, it wasn't like. It's kind of hard.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Because Brazilian women are.

[C]

I think you were really nervous. I think you just gotta, like, embrace the Brazilian culture and just go for it. Just be like, you want to kiss? Do that yes or no Brazilian thing. Yeah.

[A]

Do you want to kiss? Yes or no?

[B]

Just walk up someone and kiss them.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah. We double dodge it. You have to.

[B]

Us three.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, we can just pick someone for each other and do it.

[A]

You guys are gonna be so good at it.

[C]

It's really fun.

[B]

Because it's really fun.

[A]

I'm gonna end up in jail.

[B]

I'm like, I'm gonna do it anyway. So let's play again.

[C]

You don't have to ask us twice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn. I'm kind of jealous. I wish I had. I wish I had that ability.

[B]

Just gonna fake it.

[A]

Oh, before we leave this podcast, guys, I do want to say one more thing. I found out about this guy. I know you guys don't like when I talk about my conspiracies. Did you know the 10th president of the United States still has a grandkid that's alive? That's not a conspiracy. How? I don't know. John Tyler has a grandson. John Tyler had a kid late, and that kid had a kid late. And he sells a grandson that's Alive. And that 10th present, is he hot? If you see him in New York, try to fuck him. Okay, I have one more fun fact, because I like when people leave this podcast with something they have learned. Yeah, you know, you've learned about New York, dating, life. Learn about Georgia. In 1973, there was a man that learned to exit his physical body. And he traveled mentally to Jupiter. His name's Ingo Swann. He was born in Colorado. He was a painter, not a scientist. He had one strange skill. He could exit his body at will. He called it remote viewing. Scientists. Yeah. You've heard of this?

[C]

Yes, of course.

[A]

Scientists called it impossible until they tested him at Stanford Research Institute. The first experiments, researchers gave him random coordinates on Earth. He described mountains, buildings, underground bunkers, all from thousands of miles away in real time. The big leap was, what if we gave him coordinates in space? Target was Jupiter. It was 1973. NASA's Pioneer 10 had passed by, but most data was still unknown. Ingo's Jupiter session. He described rings around Jupiter. A thin atmosphere of hydrogen and helium, giant storms and lightning mountains on its moons. Scientists rolled their eyes, especially at the rings. Then in 1979, Voyager 1 flew past Jupiter. Faint rings exactly where Ingo said, composition matching his description. And massive volcanic activity on I.O. which he had predicted. Suddenly his fantasy was science. Pretty crazy. Then the CIA stepped in. NASA stayed silent. The CIA classified his Jupiter session and invited him into secret cold war program called Project Stargate. Where they were. They were using remote viewing for espionage. This is fucking insanity.

[D]

You get them, you find the subway. That's open.

[A]

Find the. Find the subway in Rio. For 20 years. For 20 years this guy worked with. With intelligence officers. It was working.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

He target. He targeted Soviet nuclear sites, Chinese missile sites, hidden underground facilities. Billions spent, intelligence gathered without leaving the room. Okay. He claimed his consciousness went even further. He spoke of other dimensions, non human intelligences, civilizations invisible to our senses. This terrified the CIA. The core idea according to Swan, was that consciousness is not bound by space or time. The brain isn't the source, it's an interface. We are limited, we are limitless. Awareness temporarily focused into bodies. The real threat, if humans understood the true reach of their consciousness, governments could never control them. Hence dmt. That's what I'm saying. We got to do it. We got to do it properly. No prison could hold you. No war could be hidden. No secret could stay secret. How crazy is that? And then this is all confirmed. Because the declassified CIA files released in 1995 confirmed remote viewing produced actionable intelligence. The Jupiter Session was real. Project Stargaze. Stargate ran over for 20 years and it was publicly shut down in 1995. Publicly shut down, wow. Now the question is, was it actually shut down? I don't know. Publicly shut down. The physical world is a training ground where when we learn to use consciousness consciously, the game changes. How fucking crazy is that? Is that not insane? Take that back to New York, Georgia.

[B]

That I will.

[A]

When you're in those nice penthouses, be like, do you know about Stargate?

[B]

Just go back there.

[D]

What would you use remote viewing for, Georgia? What would you look in on if you had the powers.

[B]

Oh, that's a good one.

[A]

Like someone in the shower. Maybe the JFK Jr. Actor in the shower.

[B]

See what he's doing right now?

[C]

He's married.

[B]

I know, I already. I hit that phone.

[A]

That's really sweet.

[C]

Wait, wait, wait. I Looked him up to see who he was.

[B]

And I saw that George already followed. I was on it, episode one.

[C]

I was like, damn, we are on the same mission.

[A]

Wait, how often has that happened with you?

[B]

What, like married people?

[A]

No, that too. But like, I think you have like. Like any celebrity you see on tv. Yeah, you can talk to full blown

[B]

talk to a few and they. They're hot.

[A]

No. Is there anyone that you publicly talked about? No. You don't do that. No.

[B]

But that is a very good one.

[D]

What's your opening line?

[B]

Close to my heart.

[A]

Really?

[D]

I feel like, you know, what's your opening line in a. In a dm. If you were to.

[A]

Who cares?

[B]

Dm. I don't ever dm.

[A]

She's a girl. She's just a follow.

[B]

They dm.

[D]

Oh, you just follow and then they message you.

[B]

Yeah, I might like a sneaky pic. I would never be like, direct dm. I think that's cringy. I did dm Snoop Dogg because he followed me. I just wanted to say, hey, Snoop.

[A]

What did he say? Oh, he. That's the one that got away.

[D]

Sorry you and Harry broke up.

[A]

Sorry you and Harry broke. I really like jazzy. I know it's not public yet, but I've been remote viewing and I. That's really nice though, Nat, that you wouldn't remote view someone in the shower when they're married.

[C]

Yeah, I see.

[D]

What?

[A]

I think that's very respectful.

[B]

Really respectful.

[A]

Even though you have this superpower that no one would know that you actually had.

[D]

It's just not hurting anybody.

[C]

Well, I don't really want to, like, remote view anyone in the shower. That's not.

[A]

Like, here I am.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, I would.

[A]

You would?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I could think of a few right now.

[A]

I mean, that. Wouldn't you want to remote view me in the shower? No.

[D]

No.

[A]

Like, out of curiosity.

[C]

No, like, not.

[A]

I'm not saying, like, to, like. I'm not saying, like, jerk off to me. I'm saying, like, just to laugh at me.

[C]

Obviously, that wouldn't. That wouldn't even cross your mind?

[B]

All your years, you've never seen each other naked?

[C]

No. I mean, David's definitely seen my face.

[B]

You've never seen him naked?

[D]

No.

[C]

Wow. I've never seen. Well, he's so weird about, like, I don't actually give a. Like, I think everybody has probably seen my boobs here. He's so private about it. Like, he'll see that, like, even going pee. Like, he will not let anyone hear him do it.

[D]

Yeah, he was Weird about his ankles yesterday.

[A]

That was a joke.

[D]

Oh, that was a joke.

[B]

Bringing attention to it. He's not joking.

[A]

That was a joke. Cut this out.

[B]

I know.

[C]

He's not so defensive.

[D]

You don't take your shirt off.

[A]

Well, I did for a little, but then I got fat again.

[C]

Honestly, outing him right now. Whatever.

[A]

See? So why don't you. Why don't you want to wear a remote?

[C]

Because I'll be like, you've done such a good job protecting your body that at this point, if I were to see the parts I haven't seen, I would just be looking at you every day and I'd be like, oh, his penis is somewhere in there, you know, And I just don't want it.

[A]

I do have a penis. You know that.

[C]

I know, and it really freaks out. I've seen his penis.

[A]

You always say this. I don't remember when this was.

[D]

I have somebody pants you once. Oh, yeah.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[D]

And I'll. I'll be real good size.

[A]

No. Was it. There's no way I got pants and it was good.

[D]

Well, I don't know. Maybe I was balls that I saw.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

It was from the back.

[C]

Maybe it was ball.

[D]

Could have been just big balls, but I swear it was big. I swear it was.

[A]

Thank God.

[D]

I definitely saw. It was like, Okay.

[A]

I feel like you wouldn't be saying

[C]

he just looked down at his dick

[A]

as you were saying that.

[C]

He's like, okay, yeah.

[A]

I'm feeling more confident with how I'm sitting right now.

[C]

It's spread eagle right now.

[A]

What would you. Did you say what you'd remote view or.

[B]

No, no, I actually don't know.

[A]

Oh, Jay. What would you remote view? I don't know.

[B]

I can't even think. What would I want to see?

[C]

I'd want to see some top secret Shay.

[A]

Like, I'd want 100.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

I'd watch Naveen on her errands just

[A]

so you keep a track of her.

[D]

No, just like, just to laugh and see what she's doing.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Just to laugh.

[A]

Just to laugh. I would.

[D]

I would.

[A]

They're making sure she's not talking to any guys. No, because I wanted to see more of you.

[D]

You know, to go back to how we started with Georgia.

[A]

I don't.

[D]

I. I don't have any of that with her.

[A]

I.

[B]

It's beautiful.

[D]

I really don't have any jealousy because honestly, David, like, if she were to leave me, I'd be like, yeah, okay.

[A]

No, you wouldn't. I would you'd be devastated.

[D]

Of course I'd be devastated. But, I mean, like, he'd be understanding, but, like, I'd be understanding.

[B]

And if someone was going to, we'd

[D]

all be for sure that the best kind of love. I think that's what makes it nice, is that it's like, that's crazy.

[A]

I don't believe that at all. Whatever you just said, I understand.

[C]

I don't think he'd be okay with it.

[A]

Like, I guess I'm, like, really confused,

[D]

but it's already such a win for me. Do you know what I mean?

[A]

I guess. I mean, yeah, you're definitely doing something miraculous here.

[D]

Pretty miraculous. Yeah. All right, then.

[A]

All right, guys. Well, thank you for listening to the pod. Go check out George's podcast.

[B]

It's called Girls Disrupting.

[A]

So good. I've. I've heard every episode.

[D]

Tell me your favorite episode.

[A]

Well, when she talks. Wait, they all.

[C]

They wear, like, the chicest, cutest, coolest outfits for every episode, too. It's actually a good watch. What do you like about her?

[A]

Co host? We do her co host?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Roll her hair. Beautiful hair. It's full.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

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