Scammed By My Best Friend

Summary

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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: "Scammed By My Best Friend"
Date: November 25, 2025

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of VIEWS brings David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and recurring guest Natalie together to unpack recent shenanigans—including a wild Vegas trip, misadventures in gift-giving, the fine art of “Irish goodbyes,” celebrity encounters, and philosophical hypotheticals about love, money, and world peace. The trio’s candid banter and irreverent storytelling keep things comedic and real, providing a behind-the-scenes look at their friendships, the LA social scene, and the hilarious realities of influencer life.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Natalie Absent from the Pod, Vegas F1 Escapades

[01:04–07:39]

• Natalie’s busy schedule sparks playful suspicions from Jason, who jokes about micromanaging.
• The gang recounts their trip to Vegas for F1: clubbing, late nights, “Irish goodbyes,” and different party stamina.
  • Jason admits he’s a “boring drunk” who just wants to sleep:

    “I just want to go to bed. I just get so boring. So, like, tired…” (Jay, 03:40)

  • Natalie’s after-hours adventures involved chance encounters with club-goers and unexpected strip club visits.
• Jason meets the owner of Spearmint Rhino and has a brief, surreal run-in with Travis Scott:

  “Travis looks at me and goes, ‘Wow.’ That was it.” (Jay, 06:38)

2. Celebrities and LA Social Dynamics

[07:39–13:19]

• Jonathan Mayer, Travis Scott, and LA’s unique social code are briefly dissected.
• A cameo on weird LA habits: referencing celebrities by first name as if they’re friends—a recurring bit.

3. Dinner with Jake Paul & Buying Land

[09:13–12:32]

• Jake Paul’s new 15,000-acre property in Georgia impresses the group. His lifestyle:

  “He’s like, I have my land, I have my woman, I’m gonna have my family…” (Natalie, 12:07)

• Discussion about the merits of owning land, Jake’s massive driveway, and speed-limit hacks.
• Jake’s surprising POV on relationships and wanting to settle down rather than chase Hollywood thrills.
• The hosts joke about finding love in Europe and declining to travel abroad for matchmaking.

4. Gift-Giving and Christmas Traditions

[14:34–23:40]

• Debating whether surprises or lists make for better Christmases.
• Recounting memories of receiving coveted PlayStations as kids:

  “There is genuinely nothing better…than being a kid opening a gaming console on Christmas Day.” (Jay, 15:25)

• Stories about returning gifts from well-meaning parents or extended family.
  • Natalie: “Every single one of us returns [dad’s] gifts…every Christmas. And they’re nice!” (20:18)
  • Jason’s Lego watch story offers a humorous perspective on parental presents.

5. The Great Birthday Gift “Scam”

[26:06–31:15, Core story at 26:06 & 30:07]

• Jason relates how Ilya convinced him to start an escalating birthday gift tradition, only to back out after Jason gave him a Rolex:

  “I got him a Rolex. First year, nothing. He called it off. He called it off. He called it off.” (Jay, 26:26)

• On-air, Jason calls Ilya to settle the score; Ilya tries to skate by, claiming he gave shoes in return—“the greatest scam of all time.” (David, 31:04)
• This gives the episode its title and central running joke.

6. Hypothetical Choices: Love vs. Money vs. World Peace

[31:15–37:55]

• Lively debates:
  • Rolls Royce vs. world peace ($1b for peace—what would you choose?)

    “You get a $200,000 brand deal, and I got Jason these [running shoes].” (David, 34:27)

  • Would Natalie take $20 million or eternal love?

    “Love of my life, for sure.” (Natalie, 35:11)

7. Musings on LA Names & Social Hierarchy

[39:07–43:38]

• The social ritual in LA of invoking celebrities by first name—“I love Rachel,” “I love Orlando”—and the awkwardness it creates.
• Whether to address DJ friends by their real names or DJ names.
• Jokes about “Marshmallow Chris” and the layers of LA insider conversations.

8. The Ultimate Birthday Plan: Dart-on-Globe Adventure

[45:03–47:15]

• Jason pitches a new video bit: spinning a globe, throwing a dart, and traveling as a group to wherever it lands—ideally somewhere near the equator, though Indiana would be funny too.
  • “Whole group of us has to go…we get on a plane and we go.” (Jay, 45:47)

9. North Pole Trivia (Lead-up to Closing Banter)

[47:15–49:08]

• The group goes down a rabbit hole about whether there’s a literal marker at the North Pole:

  “There is a marker in the ocean that reads North Pole 90 North. That’s pretty fucking sick.” (Jay, 47:57)

• Playful teasing and digressions about the geography of the poles.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I go, can you pod tonight? And you text, ‘I have a commitment.’ You know how suspicious that looks?” (David, 01:09)
• “I am the worst kind of drunk ever. I just want to go to bed…I wish I had even an ounce of energy to hit somebody.” (Jay, 03:40)
• “Every single one of us returns [my dad’s] gifts every single Christmas. And they’re nice…It’s so sweet. But…I feel like he also knows that we’re gonna return it every time.” (Natalie, 20:18)
• “That’s the greatest scam of all time.” (David, on the Ilya birthday gift tradition, 31:04)
• “You got 20 million USD. I have to bend over and show my asshole? Yeah. 100%.” (Jay, 36:00)
• “Irish goodbyes” and club tales:

  “We go together and not…hang out that much when we’re there. But I would like to know when my buddy is leaving, but he just fucking leaves.” (Natalie, 02:51)

• The LA name-drop bit:

  “You’ll be talking about Pirates of the Caribbean. And then someone will go, I love Orlando…Do we ask?” (Jay, 43:01)

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | | ------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------- | | 01:04 | Natalie teasing Jason about skipping the podcast | | 02:29 | F1 Vegas trip: party stamina and club escapades | | 06:36 | Jason’s run-in with Travis Scott | | 09:13 | Dinner with Jake Paul, his 15,000-acre estate | | 14:34 | Christmas gift-giving traditions debate | | 20:18 | The saga of Natalie’s dad’s returned presents | | 26:06 | The Rolex birthday scam (core story) | | 31:04, 30:07 | Scammed by a best friend: live call with Ilya | | 31:15 | Money vs. love vs. world peace hypotheticals | | 34:27 | Running shoes vs. expensive gifts humor | | 39:07 | LA’s “first name” celebrity culture | | 45:03 | Dart-globe birthday bit idea | | 47:57 | North Pole trivia—literal marker discussion |

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Tone and Style

Playfully chaotic, sarcastic, and irreverent—the episode is packed with inside jokes, LA-specific observations, and a breezy, rapid-fire conversational energy between friends who don’t hold back.

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In Summary

This episode is classic VIEWS: a blend of LA lifestyle satire, personal anecdotes, friend group dynamics, and existential banter about love, gifts, and the commodification of birthdays. The title story—Jason getting “scammed” into buying a Rolex—serves as the comedic anchor around which the loose, riotous conversation orbits. Expect fast-changing subjects, plenty of self-deprecation, playful insults, and a behind-the-scenes look at influencer reality.

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Transcript

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[Jay]

What's up, guys? Welcome back to View. Bad news, good news, depending on how you look at it. Natalie's trying to leave the PO on.

[Natalie]

The pod all last week. Did you realize that?

[Jay]

You know, our numbers tripled.

[Natalie]

I think they did the opposite, brother.

[Jay]

Really?

[David]

You know when you. When you text, like, I go, can you pod tonight? And you text, I have a commitment, you know? Do you know how suspicious that looks?

[Natalie]

Because I don't know.

[Jay]

My favorite is when Natalie's like, okay, yeah, Natalie's a fucking dick about. About letting me know about her plans. I go. I go, what are you doing tonight? And she goes, don't worry about it. Every time. Every time. And then I'm like, well, who are you going out with? She's like, that's none of your business.

[Natalie]

Because you're micromanaging me, and I don't like when you know what I'm doing.

[Jay]

Micromanag. I just want to know where you're going. It's, like, so weird.

[Natalie]

That's not true. You're, like, judging to see if, like, if I should go there or if I should stay here and do shit with you.

[David]

Would he say that? Would you go, oh, no, don't go there. That's dumb. Stay here. Watch Harry Potter. Is that what you'd say?

[Jay]

You took the words out of my mouth.

[David]

Oh, my God, no.

[Jay]

But she actually told me she's hanging out with Maddie, and I really like Maddie, so.

[Natalie]

Oh, thank you for your. Again. His approval. The third time he's approved my activity this evening.

[Jay]

But she should do the podcast for one hour and then, well, I have.

[Natalie]

To be there in 30 minutes and I haven't showered.

[Jay]

Well, what do you do? You never showered, though.

[Natalie]

That's what people who said, I never showered. Which one of you wasn't? I couldn't hear, bro.

[David]

What?

[Jay]

We're right next to you.

[Natalie]

I think I'm still drunk from Vegas.

[Jay]

I think. Honestly, Taylor. I think Taylor said that. Did you just say Natalie doesn't shower? Meow. We just got back from Vegas. F1. It was super lit. Natalie was out really late.

[David]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah. David was a baby. He called it, like, early every night.

[Jay]

Every night.

[David]

Good.

[Jay]

I just did not have the energy anymore.

[David]

Smart.

[Jay]

I don't know. And early there. What's early? Two or three.

[David]

Oh, that's plenty time to call it.

[Natalie]

No, but the club doesn't start till 1:30.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah. Every night I was just like, I'm done.

[David]

And what did he miss at the club?

[Natalie]

He would just. Well, I had an amazing time.

[David]

Sure, sure. What did he miss?

[Jay]

Wait, wait, wait. Say it.

[David]

We're a girl at a club.

[Jay]

And the thing is.

[Natalie]

Well, he would just Irish goodbye. And like, we go together and not. We don't really hang out that much when we're there. But, like, I would like to know when my buddy is leaving, but he just fucking leaves.

[David]

Yeah, you shouldn't Irish goodbye, Natalie.

[Jay]

I'm not leaving Natalie by herself. Natalie knows. Natalie's with like 20 people.

[David]

Oh, okay.

[Jay]

It's not like. It's just me and Natalie at, like a club in fucking Columbia.

[David]

You still should give her like a. I'm going. I have diarrhea or something. You know, just like a little, little goodbye. Cause she is your buddy.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

She is your only. She's your number one out there.

[Jay]

I feel like I like, kind of like gave her feelers. I think she could talk.

[Natalie]

He would just be like, I'm so drunk.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

I don't know why.

[Jay]

I just. I can't do. I can't drink. I don't know how.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I'm sorry. It's just like, impossible for me.

[David]

You never get drunk with me. I've never been drunk with you.

[Jay]

It's really sad.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I'm not like a fun. I'm not a fun drunk.

[Natalie]

No, the worst.

[Jay]

I'm like, actually like the worst kind of drunk ever. I just get, like, really. I just get like. I don't. You know like when people become aggressive when they're drunk?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I wish I had that like. Like. Like even a kind of ounce of energy to fucking hit somebody. I would love. But I like, literally just like. I just fucking. I just want to go to bed. I just get so boring. So, like, tired and just like.

[David]

You don't get chatty a little bit even after a couple fuck?

[Jay]

No, no, no. I do not get chatty. It's the opposite. I don't want to talk to anybody.

[David]

How many drinks did you have?

[Jay]

If somebody. I mean, throughout the night? Probably like 12.

[David]

Oh, well, that's crazy. Of course you're gonna be tired. You gotta, like, you know, pace yourself out.

[Jay]

No, no, I am pacing. I'm, like, dizzy.

[David]

12 years is too many for.

[Jay]

I'm just, like, too many. Yeah, but, like, dude, it was a fucking long. It was a long run. We, like, started at 6pm yeah. And then we went. You know, I went till 3am Natalie got back just for our flight. Now they got back at like 7:00am yeah, that's because we had to be downstairs at 8:00am yeah. So she came back to pack. But if you didn't have to pack, how long would you have been out for?

[Natalie]

No, I would have come home.

[Jay]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the night was definitely over by 7am I don't know.

[Jay]

Vegas is tough. I met Travis even the horse the first time.

[Natalie]

No, literally all the hookers that were at the after party, that's really mean to me to say, but all the, like, ladies from the club or whatever. And then it's just, like, me with, like, a group of people. Like, by the. By the time it gets to, like.

[Jay]

A. Natalie was at a strip club.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I went to the strip club, and then we all went back to this person's room after. And at this point, I don't really know many people that are left. I'm just vibing and having a good time. And. And then when all. But that was. That was my cue because there was a girl that I was talking to that was talking to several of the men there and ended up leaving with, like, once she left, I was like, oh, like. Like, what am I doing?

[Jay]

Right? Did you not feel the need to leave with one of the men? No. Do you not. You're like, at 6am you're not like, why. Why am I out here if I'm.

[Natalie]

Not leaving with a man at 6:00am I'm not. No, no, no.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Natalie]

At 6, I'm like, what am I tired? Like, I'm actually getting tired.

[Jay]

She went to Spearmint Rhino, and I met the owner of Spearmint Rhino right before. Super cool dude. Yeah. And I met him. Obviously, I was very nice. You know, I was meeting a regular person. So I was very kind. But then when he left and the guy was like, yeah, that guy owns Spearmint Rhino. I was like, bring that man. I was like, I need to pay my respects. And then he Came back and I was like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea who you were. You are the king of Las Vegas.

[David]

What did he say?

[Jay]

He just laughed. He, you know, he. I mean, he knows. He knows that he's one of the, you know, the coolest guys in Vegas. Obviously, I would assume. But as I was saying, I ran into Travis Scott. Remember we met him. It was really interesting.

[David]

How is that?

[Jay]

I've exactly how I imagined. It was just like we were walking in a hallway, like at F1. And Travis's buddy's like, yo, Travis, you ever met David Dobrik? And Travis looks at me and goes, wow, That was it. Okay. It was really funny. It's exactly. I've always like, I've always wondered that. I was like, how would that interaction ever go? Because he does just seem like he's like always just like, partying or like saying random things are just on a.

[David]

Different frequency than everyone.

[Jay]

Different frequencies is the best way to put. He was. There's a video I just saw him of TikTok. We went to. We went to Delilah and he was there with. He was there. And John Mayer was performing.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And he's just like fucking head bopping to John Mayer.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And John.

[Natalie]

John raging to John Mayer, who's like on the acoustic guitar.

[Jay]

Yeah, John, I love you so. Yeah, no, he's definitely at a different frequency. That was really cool. That's like one of those people that, like, you don't think you're going to.

[David]

Melie sneezes in the car.

[Jay]

What?

[David]

Tay, have you ever been in the car when Natalie sneezes?

[Jay]

The.

[David]

David loses his mind.

[Jay]

Yeah, Natalie's sneezing. It's weird.

[David]

There's nothing she can do about it. And then he'll. You'll yell. Then she'll sneeze again. You'll be like, natalie, I told you to stop. And it's like she's. It's an involuntary action.

[Jay]

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What else? What else happened at Vegas? Have fun.

[David]

Walk us through it. What was like some of the nicer things that you got to do?

[Jay]

Had dinner with Jake Paul, which is nice.

[David]

Oh, great.

[Jay]

I asked him about his. About his new. He bought this new. It was his dream to always buy this piece of farmland.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And he just bought it in a state I keep forgetting Georgia. Georgia. And it's so big. It's 15,000 acres of land. I was asking him, like, how long that would, like, take him to drive across, and he said if you did it in like a grid way. So you went up to the right. Up to the right. Kind of like in a zigzag way. Yeah. Take you 81 miles.

[David]

Oh, wow.

[Jay]

To get across his entire land.

[David]

Damn.

[Jay]

It's kind of crazy.

[David]

What's going to do with it?

[Jay]

He's got a lake there. It's all his. And he's like, you could do anything, which is kind of crazy. Think about, like, I was. I was saying, I was like, do your parents live there? And he's like, currently there's like four houses or whatever on the property.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And it's just crazy to think when you have that much land, like that much, like 15,000 acres is ridiculous.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And you could just build another house. Do you know? I mean.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Or like, that's like. Yeah. Or a hotel. Or like, oh, his buddies. His buddies are coming in town. I'm going to build five houses.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Fucking.

[David]

Or more like 500.

[Jay]

I know. Yeah. He could literally do anything and build his own town. Would you ever do that?

[David]

Would you ever buy a large chunk of land?

[Jay]

No.

[David]

It doesn't interest you. But I know. I always know people that are like, I want to buy land.

[Jay]

What did he say? What did he say about his driveway? He had 140 miles per hour on it.

[Natalie]

Yeah. His driveway, just the driveway alone is three miles long.

[Jay]

His driveway just go straight to his house is three miles long.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

So. So I asked him. I was like, well, that I would not want to Leave my house. Like, how do you like, do you Uber eats things? Like, what's going on? He's like, well, a lot of times I'll Uber or like a map of location, but it'll say it's a lot further away than it really is because I'm going 120 down my driveway because it's just my street. So like, it'll cut the time in half. So I think that's kind of interesting. That's kind of nice. Like, I would actually really appreciate that if I like map things and then I would always save 10 minutes. Yeah, I kind of like that vibe. That's maybe why I would buy.

[David]

And how does that go? You bump into Jake and you say, hey, man, you want to get dinner?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

Or you added dinner.

[Natalie]

It was a Celsius dinner.

[David]

But you were at a dinner. Oh, I thought it was like, hey man, let's grab some dinner.

[Natalie]

It's funny. That's like probably like the second or third time I feel like in the past year that we've had a Celsius related dinner with Jake.

[David]

Yes, I remember.

[Natalie]

And he has. And like one of the most unexpected things, I feel like his take on relationships, love and relationships is so funny because, like, when you think of Jake, like, you think of just like, like he's a, he's a character, you know, but then he's like, he, he loves to give David advice on love, which.

[Jay]

I think is so fun.

[David]

That doesn't surprise me at all.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

I'm on the same page as him. Yeah. He's like, you can't find that. I'm like, done. Got you here, you.

[Natalie]

But it's funny because he's like, he's very much. You would think that he's very much in the scene in this like, whole world of entertainment and Hollywood and all this like, hoopla stuff. But he's like completely checked out and removed himself and is like, okay, I have my land, I have my woman.

[David]

Right.

[Natalie]

I'm going to have my family, you know, Incredible.

[Jay]

Really good setup. So that's what I. Yeah. He says you have to find someone in Europe. Which, I mean, that's kind of what my parents have been saying all their, all their life. So I just have to take a page out of their book.

[David]

Summer trip.

[Jay]

No, no trips. I'm like, I'm refusing to go anywhere.

[David]

You have them come here.

[Jay]

No. Any opportunity, I get to leave the country. I am full, grandpa. I'm not leaving.

[David]

Well, how are you gonna go and find your bride in Europe?

[Jay]

Yeah, no Instagram.

[David]

I see Natalie's birthday's coming up.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

What's the big plan?

[Natalie]

There's no plan. This is actually probably the least prepared I've ever been for any of my birthdays.

[Jay]

Yeah. This is weird. I'm kind of nervous.

[David]

You always just have fun, though.

[Natalie]

Always.

[David]

Yeah, always, girl.

[Natalie]

I know, but I have no plan, I tell you. I have no plan.

[David]

I mean, would you like to do what? Would you be your idea?

[Natalie]

I would like to. I mean, I don't know, I'm, like, kind of exhausted, but I think just, like, a quick little trip to Cabo would do the trick, you know?

[David]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jay]

Just to get, like, a quick little sex in.

[Natalie]

No, no, no. Sexy time.

[Jay]

Really? I feel like every time you go to Cabo, you get laid. It's kind of. I feel like that's why you like it so much.

[Natalie]

I think I've only been laid once in Cabo.

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[David]

Damn, you nailed it.

[Jay]

Thanks. That's a good question.

[David]

I have a question. So in your families, right when you do Christmas gifts, do you guys make a list and then the presents are under the tree and you know what's in the presents? Do you do that charade? Or when you go to Christmas morning, are you, like, completely fudgeing surprised, like you have no idea what you're opening? Because I had this huge argument with Naveen the other night, like how my family does it and how her family does it.

[Jay]

I don't really do it like that anymore because my parents.

[David]

Well, when you're a kid.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah. The best thing is to ask for a gift and hope it's under there. Yeah. That is the best feeling. Right. To hope your parents guess what you want is like. Absolutely.

[David]

What would they do?

[Jay]

Madness. What would they do?

[David]

Yeah. Would they.

[Jay]

If I didn't ask for anything? Yeah.

[David]

Like, make a Christmas list.

[Jay]

Of course not. But I would ask for one thing that was uber expensive, like PlayStation, right? I'd love a PlayStation.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And when I got that PlayStation, oh, my God, I can't even. It's like, just takes me back. There is genuinely nothing better. Really? There's nothing better. There's nothing better on earth than being a kid opening a gaming console on Christmas Day. It's, I think, the equivalent to a girl opening a puppy. Also a guy opening a puppy.

[David]

You play it that day.

[Jay]

Huh?

[David]

You play it that day. Oh.

[Jay]

And all fucking night.

[David]

Really? Did you never have a PlayStation before then?

[Jay]

No, dude. Like, $50 or like $199. They were so fucking expensive.

[David]

Right?

[Jay]

And you know, your parents are like. Your parents, they fucking. They got to get it. They know. They know. They know. Every parent knows. You got to get the PlayStation if your kid asks for it, especially further out than, like, a month ahead of time. You got to get it for your kid. And they'll play the whole. I'm not getting it. We can't get it. We can't get it this year. Then the second you rip open that box and you see a little bit of blue, or just second, you even see it wrapped, you already know. You already know. And your parents have to be smart and they have to make sure everything goes in the right order. Right.

[Natalie]

Like, don't do the big one first.

[Jay]

Yeah. Huh?

[Natalie]

Like, don't do the big one first.

[Jay]

Well, with PlayStation, you should do the big one first. Cause then you start opening the little things, like the game. And, like. I like that, but, yeah. Okay. Sorry. So what was your perspective on this Christmas thing?

[Natalie]

Well, I always made a Christmas.

[David]

I was like, stu Naveen thinks it's crazy. That Charlie opens the gifts and then, like, she's like, it's like, what she wanted. And Naveen's like, well, why did you. Why did you wrap them? Like, what's this charade?

[Jay]

Because she doesn't know if she's gonna get them.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

What do you mean, but.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

But she said maybe in your world, you do get your kids everything. So it's like, a little bit different. But, like, when you're in. When you grew up, like we did.

[David]

Well, I grew up the same way.

[Jay]

There's a damn good chance it's not coming.

[David]

Yeah. No, for sure.

[Jay]

But I don't think there's a thing that Charlie could possibly ask you that you would say no to. Think about it. Think about it.

[David]

She actually doesn't ask for anything.

[Jay]

Exactly. But imagine if asked you for a Volkswagen Beetle.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

You wouldn't get that. But you'd come right to me, and you'd be like, charlie wants a Volkswagen Beetle for Christmas. And it would happen, without a doubt.

[David]

Because I'm lucky I'm friends with you. But if. Let's say. Let's say you couldn't do it. You're like, I can't do it, Jay.

[Jay]

I'm incorporating that, too, though.

[David]

I would. What's that?

[Jay]

I'm incorporating the idea that we're also friends.

[David]

Right.

[Jay]

But, like, yeah. So I think that's what Naveen's looking from for. Like, it's like, maybe there isn't a mystery because you will get your kids anything, no matter what it costs.

[David]

It's more what my. My sister will do. My sister and mother do when we get to Boston, but.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Wait, what do you mean, what they do?

[David]

Well, it'll be like, Charlie wants a golf Wang hoodie. It'll be on the list. We'll all see the list.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

And then she opens it up. She's like, golf.

[Jay]

I mean, like, how would Naveen possibly think that you should get gifts without, like, knowing what the people want?

[David]

Because she thinks her perspective was, that's what love is.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Not that's what love is, but, like, how sweet is it so sweet for you to go to Nordstrom and. And Natalie doesn't say anything. And you. You go into Nordstrom and you're like, huh, this would look great on. This would look great on Tay. And you pick it out.

[Jay]

Oh, no, for sure.

[David]

Like, that's. That's what she's saying. Like, that's so sweet. But I think it's, wow. Like, you thought of me. You thought I would like, this, this.

[Jay]

It's both. It's both.

[Natalie]

My extended family, like, my immediate. Like, my mom and my dad for Christmas, like, they will get a. They get my list, and they maybe get me a couple things on it. My extended family, like my aunts, uncles, grandparents, they go to Macy's or whatever, and they think that this jewelry or this shirt or whatever is gonna be perfect for me, and they're excited to give it to me, and they watch me open it, even though, you know, whoever.

[David]

And how is it usually, you know.

[Natalie]

Usually not the greatest. Now I'm older, so now it's like this ongoing joke where they just get me the most random shit.

[David]

Have you ever gotten a gift and you had to fake it, Dave? Yeah, like, everything you've given me, Jay.

[Jay]

I mean, I'm. I'm pretty excited about, like, anything. My parents look at me like socks.

[David]

Even from, like, a friend, like, let's say. Let's say it's like a business person, and they, like, get you something and you don't like it, you have to fake it.

[Jay]

Yeah. I mean, now you probably know more. So, like, I've gotten something, and I'm like, what the fuck is this?

[Natalie]

I'm sure I don't. I can't think of an example. Not that I want to call anybody out on their date.

[Jay]

I don't want to call anybody out, but I'm sure there's been moments where people have gifted me, like, things they've made. So, like. Like. Like, an artist will make, like, a piece of art. And, like, that's. I would never, like, not be appreciative of that because it's, like, hard work. There's definitely been, like, moments like, fuck, this thing sucks.

[David]

Oh, my God. Is that what you do?

[Jay]

Oh, my God. This is fucking insane.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God. You know who's like, who does this? My dad. My dad, we always send a Christmas list, and we're all girls, and we're very particular, right? Like, the things that we like and things that we don't like. And my dad, God bless him, loves to spoil us.

[David]

Sure.

[Natalie]

And so he. He'll go to, like, Nordstrom, my. My last birthday. And I feel bad. Every single one of us returns his gifts every single Christmas. And they're nice. Like, they're. He got me a. This Valentino bag for Christmas. It's, like, the one gift that he got.

[Jay]

That's so hard to shop for a girl, though.

[David]

It's so hard to shop for a girl.

[Natalie]

But he loves. He loves to go out, and he Loves to watch.

[David]

Sweet.

[Natalie]

No, it's so sweet. But he. But. But I feel like he also knows that we're gonna return it every time.

[Jay]

But I think it's like, it's his version of getting you a gift card and just be like, no, I went out and got you more than a gift card.

[Natalie]

No, I think he really would love, like, he'll.

[Jay]

Heck yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, this, like, studded Valentino bag. He got my stepmom, like, knee high leather boots because he thinks it'd be sexy to see her in it. And she's like, I'm never gonna fucking wear these. Are you, like, crazy?

[Jay]

My mom. My mom got me, like, a Lego watch. It's a watch made out of Legos. It's like a $20 thing that you get on Amazon. And I really did like it. I was like, this is cool. Because I'm like, it was last year, I just got into watches. I was like, this is sick. Like, it's a Lego watch. It's really cool. It functions too.

[David]

It sounds like something you'd love.

[Jay]

Yeah. And I did actually like it. And, like.

[David]

You did?

[Jay]

Yeah. And then she, like, she just, like, literally last week, she found it, like, in a drawer and it was in the box, and she goes, why didn't you just give it back to us if you didn't like it? And like, I never thought about it that way because there's so much stuff that comes through here right then. I'm like. And I've just spoiled myself with the little trinkets I get myself. So, like, that's. I'm like, no, I actually liked it. Like, I'm sorry it's sitting in the box and not on my wrist.

[David]

I hate when I give you. I hate when I give you a gift because you're such a good actor that I like, I'm always like, oh, I don't know.

[Jay]

I don't think you've ever gotten me anything where I didn't like it. Okay. Like, I mean, what have you gotten me?

[David]

I don't know. I got you something.

[Jay]

The Shelby and Sandy painting I liked.

[David]

I wasn't sure if you liked it. I was like, oh, no.

[Jay]

Oh, no. I love that.

[David]

Just little things for stupid stuff.

[Jay]

Give me. Give me a little stupid thing. I'll tell you honestly, if I ever actually liked it. The. The.

[David]

The cyber truck. You're, like, stupid.

[Jay]

Oh, dumb.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

The cyber truck.

[David]

I got him this little, like, rotate. I went to Tesla and I got him, like, a rotating cyber truck.

[Jay]

Oh. Oh. That's how. No no, that's cool.

[David]

Oh, you like that.

[Jay]

I was talking about when you brought the side.

[David]

Oh, yeah, I know that. I know you don't care about that. Well, that was because you had one in the driveway.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

That's why I said, remember that video now?

[Jay]

That's why I said it was dumb.

[David]

I was like, I'm gonna make a video. I'm gonna. This guy, my friend's like, I have a cyber truck. He's like, let's go take it around to all your friends. It'll be fun. I'm like, oh, that sounds like an easy. Great video. Perfect video for me.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

I. I go to everybody's house and it's going well. Everyone's like, oh, this is sick. Like, this is. People are making jokes. I'm getting a lot of good jokes. This is great. Everybody brings to David's house, he's fucking cybertruck in the driver.

[Jay]

That's really funny. That's my cybertruck, too. This is the one I owned.

[David]

Wait, do you remember when Joe used to come over and do what's in My Trunk? And how mad you would get?

[Jay]

I mean, whenever Joe would come over and try to film anything, I would get mad. But, yeah, what was Everybody.

[David]

Natalie would get mad. Ilya was furious. It was the best.

[Natalie]

No one would win.

[David]

I was telling Naveen the other night. I was like, joe used to come over at Christmas. He'd try to do a Christmas video and Taylor was there. And it would lead up to Christmas. It would be like every week for like eight weeks. And he'd come over and he'd be like, it's time to play what's In My Trunk? And then he'd wait and we. We'd all go out to the drive. It was a perfect Joe video because it didn't ask much of any of us. And we'd all. There was one expensive gift in the trunk.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

It was like a Cartier bracelet. And we tried for week after week.

[Jay]

We had to guess what it was.

[David]

Yeah. And everyone could pick a. Pick a present. And most of the time, the present.

[Jay]

He opens the trunk and you see 10 gifts, all different shapes and sizes. They're all wrapped.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And everyone gets one turn to pick one. You can't even lift it or something, right?

[David]

Nope. You can't touch it.

[Jay]

The second you touch it, it's yours.

[David]

Yeah. And no one got it. And no one ever got it. We played like. We played like five or six times. He got so many videos out of it. And every time you and Ilya. Ilya was so mad. Fuck you, Joe.

[Jay]

Fuck you.

[David]

It was supposed to be like a fun Christmas video. I was dying.

[Jay]

Oh, that's funny.

[David]

It was so fun.

[Jay]

I didn't realize that none of us ever got it.

[David]

Yeah. And then I did. I did a version, what's In My Trunk? And everybody won. And he was so pissed. Do you remember that?

[Jay]

That's really funny.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What's. Now, what's something I've gotten you that you didn't like?

[Natalie]

Nothing. Okay, well, I mean, what have you gotten me other than, like, my two amazing cars?

[David]

You're really good with gifts. Like, I was even talking to Jack the other day. I was sitting with Jack at dinner, and you got him the truck. The truck was insane.

[Jay]

Does he like the truck, David? I think he's better than Bella.

[David]

No, I, I, but. And just, like, he's, like, the color, the look of it, like, you're really good with gifts. You also have a lot of help.

[Jay]

But still, I do really like the.

[David]

Fact that you found out that color, that truck.

[Jay]

Well, I didn't know he wanted that color. I like that color.

[David]

Oh, I like that color, too.

[Jay]

But for him, if I was genuinely thinking through his.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Eyes.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I would have gone, like, black. But no, I was like, I want blue. And I just, I really need.

[David]

Do you have to get. Do you have to dole out a lot of money for Christmas gifts for people? Like, you have to give, like, the postman money? Do you have to give, like, do.

[Jay]

You do that postman?

[David]

Well, like, a lot of people.

[Jay]

That's interesting. We should do that.

[David]

A lot of people who have, you know, a big house where a lot of people work there all year.

[Natalie]

That's bonus season, baby.

[David]

Bonus season. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Buckle up, buddy.

[Jay]

We don't do those.

[Natalie]

Here we are dishing out big bonus.

[Jay]

What do you do?

[David]

Do you get.

[Jay]

You want a bonus or are you good this year?

[Natalie]

Oh, man, I'll let you decide.

[Jay]

See that? Your bonus just got doubled, Tay. Because that was a test.

[David]

You decide.

[Jay]

That was a test.

[David]

Do you get gifts for Alex and John? And do you get gifts for your mom?

[Jay]

No, dude, I don't like talking about gifts in here because fucking Ilya made me get him gifts for his birthday. He. Remember when he fucking pulled that shit to me?

[David]

No, what happened?

[Jay]

He was like, he was like, let's start getting each other, like, nice gifts, like, for our birthday. And I was like, I don't know, dude. Like, we don't do birthdays. I don't really do birthdays. With anybody. I'm just like, it's just. Let's just keep it that way.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And he begged me. He's like, let's do him. Please. Let's do him. Please, let's do him. I was like, okay, fine. And he's like, it'll be funny. We'll, like up each other every year. It'll get bigger and bigger.

[David]

I remember.

[Jay]

Yeah. I got him Rolex. First year, Nothing. He called it off. He called it off. He called it off. What'd he say?

[Natalie]

That is the most.

[David]

Call him, call him, call him. That's so funny.

[Jay]

And he called it off. And he was like. He was like, I don't remember saying that. Which was crazy.

[David]

There's a light reflecting off the Rolex into your eye.

[Jay]

And I've like, begged him. I was like, dude, please, can you at least just finish it so we're even? Like, give me whatever.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And yeah, he just refuses. Oh, it's only 6:30. That's why he's rejecting my call.

[David]

I gotta get Naveen something. Fuck.

[Natalie]

I know. I have to do all my Christmas.

[Jay]

So hard.

[David]

Yeah, it's so hard. Like what she deserves or what I can afford, you know?

[Natalie]

She want to go to Cabo with me this weekend?

[David]

Yes.

[Natalie]

I'll take her.

[David]

Okay, gift done. We're going to Cabo. We're not going to Cabo. You and Natalie are going with Natalie's sister. Extra value meals are back.

[Jay]

That means 10 tender juicy McNuggets and medium fries and a drink are just $8 only at McDonald's for a limited time only.

[David]

Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska and California. And for we find Vecna.

[Natalie]

We end this once and for all.

[Jay]

Together on November 26th.

[David]

We have a plan.

[Natalie]

It's a bit insane.

[David]

Everyone in he knows where we are.

[Jay]

Watch out. Get ready for one last adventure.

[David]

We stay true to ourselves, stay true to our friends. No matter the cost.

[Jay]

Found you. Stranger things the final season begins November 26th. Only on Netflix. REI Co Op presents a perfect outdoor moment with the perfect gift. Picture this. You're ripping with your favorite person.

[David]

Bluebird skies, blower powder. And frankly, you're skiing like legends.

[Natalie]

So sick.

[Jay]

Another laugh thanks to rei's curation from lid to sticks. You nailed the gift.

[Natalie]

No way. How'd you know?

[Jay]

Does it get more perfect than that? Give without guessing. Shop in store or visit rei.com I bought a new TV yesterday. Yeah, you know I like to support because how much it costs, I like to splurge. Hold On. Hold on.

[David]

Okay.

[Jay]

It's a Samsung ultra high def. Yeah. Smart Tizen TV. Crystal UHD. 98 inches.

[David]

Okay. You always get mad at me when I do the guessing game.

[Jay]

Okay, 98 inches. Fucking huge. My TV out here right now is 89 inches.

[David]

1500.

[Jay]

Oh my God, spot on.

[David]

I know. TVs have come down like crazy though, right?

[Jay]

Like it used to be like insane. 1500 for 98 TV.

[David]

My ex wife's boss had a 98 inch TV like 15 years ago and I think it was like $10,000.

[Jay]

10. At least. At least $10,000. This is so cheap. I bought two.

[David]

What do you have out there now?

[Natalie]

80.

[Jay]

You have an 80.

[David]

Oh, 98 is nice. Is it still going to hang off the wall though?

[Jay]

I bought. Yes, it's gonna hang off the ball. I bought two and I like, I texted my group chat about it because I was really excited. I go, I just ordered two of the 98, 98 inch ones. He goes, Bro, for what? I said, Idk, but you can have the one from my room. It was great purchase, Dave.

[David]

But yeah, that's nice. Hand me down TV.

[Jay]

It's crazy. Hand me down TVs are the best because you never need a new TV.

[David]

There's nothing wrong.

[Jay]

Like, genuinely, you need a new TV once every like 10 years maybe, I don't know.

[David]

What do you want for Christmas?

[Jay]

All right, hold on, Ilya's calling me. I'm gonna. We're talking about gift giving and we're talking about how you set up something where we were gonna get each other expensive gifts for our birthdays. And then can you finish the rest? Just so like we're on the same page here, what happened?

[David]

Yeah, and then like you forgot to get me a gift, so then I didn't get you a gift the following year.

[Jay]

That's not what happened.

[David]

Honestly, don't. I think I definitely owe you a gift. Oh, I don't think we said expensive. I think we just said gifts.

[Jay]

No, we said like big gifts. Like you said you were like, let's try for gifts.

[David]

Yeah, I would love to get you gifts. If I had the money, dude, I'd be getting you gifts.

[Jay]

Fucking not only for your birthday, but, but that's how my. That's not my problem. My problem is you said we should get each other gifts and then you, you bailed on me. And when it came around to my.

[David]

Birthday and you got him a Rolex.

[Jay]

And I got you the Rolex, I.

[David]

Did get you a gift. I got your salmons, shoes, sneakers, okay.

[Jay]

Do those count?

[David]

Those are expensive.

[Natalie]

I mean, I guess it depends on, like, the stipulations, like, at the time.

[Jay]

Rolex and.

[David]

Dude, you got suckered. That's the greatest scam of all time.

[Natalie]

I'm gonna try that.

[Jay]

All right, thanks.

[Natalie]

So, Dave, let's. Let's do that with each other.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

What do you want for Christmas? If you have anything, like, the budget, anything. Doesn't have to be a.

[Jay]

It could be a Rolls Royce.

[David]

Really?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Like the one with the star ceiling.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay, but be real.

[Natalie]

You.

[David]

You'd drive it. You'd love it. You'd like it. You'd drive it around like, you. If. If it appeared in the driver, you'd be like, yeah.

[Jay]

Yes, you would. I would be ecstatic. Really? Yeah. So. And it's. And I want to. Why you'd use it white with a fun color inside. The only reason I want a Rolls Royce as a gift is because I think it is. Well, one wildly expensive. I don't want to put my money into that. And I just think it's, like, too big of a mobster car to buy for yourself. Like, I don't want to buy that car for myself. I don't like. It's, like, too much of a flex. Like, the Ferrari feels so good because Corinna bought it for me.

[David]

Right.

[Jay]

But yeah, if I could get any gift.

[David]

I thought you're gonna say world peace, but. Okay. Rolls Royce.

[Natalie]

Rolls Royce.

[Jay]

Okay. Let's. Let's see. Jay, would you. There could be world peace.

[David]

Yeah. World peace.

[Jay]

Or you could.

[David]

Nobody's fighting. Even, like, little fights at school between children that bullies and stuff over.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

That kind of world peace.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

I'll take world peace.

[Jay]

Over a billion dollars.

[David]

Billion dollars. That's a tough one. That's a tough one.

[Jay]

Really?

[David]

Yeah. Because I have to think about you guys.

[Natalie]

Think about my own piece.

[David]

I think of all the people in my life, like. Like Dave. Like, if I was a billionaire, come in here, and I'd be like, dave, we can go anywhere for.

[Jay]

No, no. Obviously, that question, I think, is. Is very easily. You choose world peace, no questions asked.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jay]

But let me. Let me.

[David]

Let me.

[Jay]

Let me. Let me paint it for you even differently. That's tougher. No one knows that you got that opportunity to do, like, you choose world peace. No one will ever know you just. Right, right, right. Yeah, but if you get the billion, you can help a lot of people.

[David]

You can't.

[Jay]

But no one.

[David]

Not as many people as.

[Jay]

Well. No, exactly. But no one will ever know that you're actually a fucking douche. Because you could have. You could have helped so many more people. What would you do, you sick fuck?

[David]

If I'm being honest.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

What would you do? Of course.

[Jay]

Of course.

[David]

Bullshit.

[Jay]

Yeah. I swear to God.

[David]

Bullshit.

[Jay]

Jay.

[David]

If God. You're already rich.

[Jay]

If God came down.

[David]

Let's ask Alex.

[Jay]

If God came down and gave me that option, I would have, like, the level of guilt for not choosing. I also don't know what world peace means. Like, what does that. I think solving world hunger is better, but that's even easier.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah. Yeah. World peace for sure.

[David]

Well, I guess you're a better man than me. David.

[Jay]

You take the bill.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I don't think you would. You definitely wouldn't if it came down.

[David]

You don't think so?

[Jay]

No. No. I genuinely don't think anybody would. I just, like, imagine.

[David]

Imagine you and Natalie are trying to. You're like. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna take the billion. You're like, what the fuck? You're trying to convince me, Jay. You can't do that. Like, why? You gave me a choice.

[Jay]

What do you want, Jay?

[David]

What do I want?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

I don't want anything. I mean, I'm not. I haven't thought about it. I'd love a new pair of shoes. New pair of running shoes. That would be good. That's what I'm gonna ask Naveen to get me. I'm not telling you to get me that.

[Jay]

Call seatgeek.

[David]

Dave. The shoes are only 150.

[Jay]

Well, Jay, that's what you. That was your one wish, Jay.

[David]

You get a $200,000 brand deal, and I got Jason these.

[Natalie]

H.

[Jay]

That's really funny.

[David]

What do you want, Nat?

[Natalie]

I don't know. I feel like I'm really hard to shop for, too.

[David]

I'd love jeans.

[Natalie]

I just, like. I mean, yeah, like, I'll take anything, but I just. I don't need anything, you know?

[Jay]

$20 million.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jay]

Or you let the Lakers run a train on you.

[Natalie]

No, I'm kidding, obviously.

[David]

20 mil.

[Jay]

$20 million. $20 million. Or the actual real, not fabricated, the real love of your life shows up.

[Natalie]

Love of my life, for sure.

[Jay]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah. Like, I get. I'm keeping. I keep my life right now. And I have the love of my life.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jay]

20 million USD, tax free.

[Natalie]

Well, the love of my life also.

[Jay]

Happens to be a billionaire.

[Natalie]

No, no, no, no.

[Jay]

It's not like that.

[Natalie]

No, no. Not a billionaire, but, like, I. I'm not. It's not like I'm just like, no, he can't.

[David]

Love of your life. And he's poor.

[Jay]

No, no. Yeah, yeah. Love of your life.

[David]

And he's love of your life. And he's broke, and he's got student debt.

[Natalie]

Well, that's.

[Jay]

And he has two kids named Charlie. Charlie and Wyatt. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's got. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Like, we're on the same level. Obviously. If he's the love of my life, then.

[Jay]

No, Nat, you love him because he is who he is. Okay? I can't say that.

[David]

And he's got bad.

[Jay]

It's a gamble. It's a gamble. It could very well be guy who has absolutely no money, but he treats you with the most kindness, like, holds you to the highest pedestal, like.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jay]

You know what I mean?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Could also be a kind of a little bit of a douche, but it has a lot of money. Names. David.

[David]

I wish. David get both.

[Natalie]

I just really feel like I'm not missing money.

[Jay]

Great. What dollar amount would you. Would you flip for on the other side of that? Probably like 50, right?

[Natalie]

Maybe 100. Probably for sure.

[Jay]

Dude, you're literally crazy. 50 million doesn't mean you won't find the love of your life. It just means maybe you'll have to wait another three or four years.

[Natalie]

Oh, I thought that was, like, the ultimatum.

[David]

It's like, yeah, I did, too.

[Natalie]

You're rich and you don't get the.

[David]

Love of your life. That's what I thought you meant.

[Jay]

Oh, no.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Oh, well, yeah, then I'll take 20 million and then just fucking find him in a couple.

[Jay]

But you also run the possibility of never finding him.

[David]

20 million. You gotta go on the stream right now and bend over and show everyone inside your asshole.

[Jay]

Go on a stream?

[David]

Yeah. 20 mil for sure. You do it? Yeah.

[Jay]

You got 20 million USD. I have to bend over and show my asshole. Yeah. 100%.

[David]

Even if it's all hairy and stuff?

[Jay]

Especially. Yeah. I wouldn't care.

[David]

You wouldn't care.

[Jay]

Don't sneeze, please. You don't actually have to sneeze. Don't look at the light. Nelly, block the light.

[Natalie]

Stop you. I hate when you do this all day.

[Jay]

The sneeze isn't coming anymore. It's gone.

[Natalie]

Damn it.

[Jay]

It's dark in here. There's no light.

[Natalie]

Your hand over the ceiling, You're God. You just turn the lights up.

[David]

20 million and you have to walk to Boston.

[Natalie]

I'd do that for 20 mil.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Oh, 100. I walk across the country for 20 miles.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Because I would just take the next year off.

[Jay]

Do me a favor. I don't have to.

[Natalie]

I get to quit my job. I just have to take a few thousand steps and I get 20 million at the end of the year.

[David]

Which way would you go? You go through New Mexico? I guess. You can't go to the Rockies.

[Natalie]

I'll figure it out.

[Jay]

All right.

[David]

No hitchhiking.

[Jay]

Can we try and exercise in here?

[David]

Sure.

[Jay]

Okay, do me a favor. Everyone, everyone in the room, even if you don't have a mic, raise your hand. Okay.

[David]

Okay.

[Jay]

All right, now raise it even higher. Now tell me why you didn't put that same amount of effort in the first time. That's pretty good.

[David]

You would have been the worst teacher.

[Jay]

I saw a motivational video like that.

[David]

But I'm not gonna lie, Jay.

[Jay]

When I first said, put your hand up, your hand went up as high as it possibly did. I was like, oh, my God, this almost doesn't work. It's kind of. It's kind of a metaphor for. For Jason. He really is working his ass off. That's really funny. No, I saw that on Tick Tock.

[David]

That's pretty good.

[Jay]

Yeah, but then all the comments were like, what? Because you just asked them to raise your hand, like, so kind of Gen Z. Yeah. Those guys will hate on anything.

[David]

What do you think of Gen Z?

[Jay]

I don't even know what generation I am, so I can't comment.

[David]

You're Gen Z. Oh.

[Jay]

What? I thought maybe.

[David]

Maybe you're a millennial. You're not Gen X, you're millennial. I guess you're millennial.

[Jay]

Are you Boomer?

[David]

I'm Gen X. Oh.

[Jay]

What's a boomer?

[David]

Boomer's even older.

[Jay]

That's not even a generation, though, right?

[David]

That's just people were born during the baby boom in, like, 40, the 40s. My mom's a baby. You like that show? I love la.

[Natalie]

I think it's funny. That's because I understand every reference they make, though, you know, because I live here.

[David]

I get all the references.

[Natalie]

You live here?

[David]

Yeah. Oh, I thought you were being like, I'm young.

[Jay]

I get it.

[Natalie]

No, no. Like, I know what. I know where they're at in the show. I know what they're talking like, you.

[David]

Know, I think the acting's good.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I love Rachel. I think she's really funny.

[David]

$20 million.

[Jay]

Why'd you call her Rachel? Like you knew her.

[David]

$20 million. You gotta tie your penis to Alex for seven days.

[Jay]

I love Rachel. Hold on. I can't get over what Ali said. Now. Can you please respond to my comment?

[Natalie]

Her name is Rachel.

[Jay]

I know, but this is the way you said it.

[Natalie]

Well, I was also trying to get to my sneeze. Okay.

[Jay]

Cause I was gonna say, don't you have to go. You don't know Rachel. You seen her in a stellar. Yeah, I love Matthew.

[David]

I know. That is funny. I assume she knew her, like.

[Jay]

Yeah, 100% I assume she knew her. The fuck is that?

[David]

That is a funny thing that people do. Yeah, that's a great way. That's a great way to make people think you're better than you are.

[Jay]

I mean, it's. Yeah. If we were. If we were in the. If we were in a room with LA people, I'd be like. I'd definitely call her out. She'd be like, are you just trying to sound like you're better than everybody? I love Rachel.

[David]

Do you see Kevin Harsney special? Oh, yeah. Kevin's so fun, funny, so good. Yeah.

[Jay]

I love when people say that. But you do know Kevin in la. I go, yeah, Kevin is really funny. K. Hart is hilarious. I K Dog. That happens in LA a lot. Yeah, I mean, it's. And that's not even like. That's not even like a overstatement. Like, it's like. It happens all the time.

[David]

It happens in Boston, too. My family does that.

[Jay]

I am having a hard time, though, with one person.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And I want to keep calling him his first name.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

But I don't know if to refer to him as his DJ name. And it's. It's the most, like, l. A dispute I have in my head, because I want to call him his real name, but I don't want to sound like I'm trying to sound like I know him. Oh, I'm talking about Zed.

[David]

Yeah. You do know him. What's his real name?

[Jay]

Anton.

[David]

Oh, yes. I knew that.

[Jay]

But do you. I mean, do you get that problem with him, too?

[Natalie]

I thought you were going to say, like, Diplo and Wesley.

[Jay]

No, I call Diplo Diplo.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Because. Because Diplo is just, like, so easy, like, diploma.

[David]

It's like, I'm on that show. I love Las Diplo.

[Jay]

But no, because everyone calls him Wes.

[David]

Sure.

[Jay]

But for some reason, I think Diplo just rolls off the tongue way more. Yeah, but like, Zed feels so bizarre to call a person.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Feels very character y.

[Jay]

It feels very character y.

[David]

Hey, Diplo, call me Wes. Does that ever do that? Hey, Zed, call me anytime.

[Jay]

I don't think so. I Also, don't think I'm going up to him and calling him anything, but, like, if I refer to him in the third person, sure. I'm always saying diplo.

[David]

That is awkward. Yeah, but when you're with the DJ's name, that is funny. What do you say? Hi, Marsh Mellow.

[Jay]

I don't like. Yeah, what do you say?

[Natalie]

Hi, Marsh Mellow.

[David]

You say Mellow.

[Natalie]

Well, people call him Mel. I mean, his real name's Chris.

[Jay]

No, people call Marshmallow Chris.

[David]

They call him Marshmallow Chris.

[Natalie]

No, they do not.

[Jay]

Wait, what?

[Natalie]

Who calls him Marshmallow Chris?

[Jay]

People call Marshmallow comma Chris. There he is. Marshmallow Chris. No, no, no, no, no. People call him Chris. Yeah, that one's normal. Because, again, marshmallow is so crazy, because you can't be like marshmallow. That is really funny. Oh, wow. We totally sound like we're on the show. Yeah. You're joking around how we can't call marshmallow to call it marshmallow.

[David]

Let's go to Canyon Coffee.

[Natalie]

Let's.

[David]

So la. Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah. No, no. Do you think that that is a really big thing in la, though? It's like. It's like you'll be talking about. You'll be talking about Pirates of the Caribbean.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And then someone will go, I love Orlando.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And then they'll pause, and, like, then the room will pause, too, because you'll be like, okay, do we ask?

[David]

It's really funny.

[Jay]

And you. You should ask. This is just, like, not make things awkward. Just entertain that person. Like, oh, do you know Orlando? Yes, I do.

[David]

Thank God you asked. I was about to combust. I do know Orlando.

[Jay]

If you don't say that.

[David]

Yes, I do.

[Jay]

If you don't say that, they'll just keep bringing it up. That's LA101.

[David]

What else happens out in LA?

[Jay]

Yeah, I have.

[David]

I like those little things.

[Jay]

Things like la.

[David]

Things like flame out. Cars. People. People flex their cars.

[Jay]

I don't know. I feel like I'm in Sherman Oaks. Like, I'm in the Valley. Like, I'm pretty, like, tucked away from my.

[David]

What about when you go out, though? What's that like? It's a big scene and people pull up in, like, Rolls Royces.

[Jay]

I just, like, have, like, when I first moved here, when I was 18, 19, I was. Natalie, I'm gonna put my dick in your nose. Genuinely. Please, for the love of God, stop sneezing.

[David]

The poor girl can't.

[Jay]

No, it's enough.

[David]

She can't stop.

[Natalie]

She's allergic to you. Do we get a year again?

[Jay]

Zero. I told you. You get one every.

[David]

Colin sick on your birthday. It'll infuriate him.

[Natalie]

Colin sick on my birthday?

[David]

Yeah. Because he won't be able to make content with you.

[Jay]

Natalie. Natalie has asked me about her birthday 10 times because she knows I would get the jet to Cabo. I've never been more involved in a birthday.

[Natalie]

It's because we have a vlog next week. We haven't had a birthday vlog. It.

[David]

Let's go to Cabo. We have to get a jet, but let's go for a vlog.

[Natalie]

We can get a jet.

[David]

That's actually really fun. I'll pay my own way to Cabo because Naveen needs a vacation.

[Jay]

Okay, good. Because there's only 13 seats on the jet. We want about 14 people. That's the only reason we didn't do this yet.

[David]

We want to invite much more cooler people on the jet. That's fine. I'll walk there.

[Jay]

Right. I have a bit idea. Do you want me to say what the bit idea is?

[David]

I love when we talk bits on the show. I don't know if it's too inside for people, but it's my favorite.

[Jay]

I think people like it.

[David]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jay]

And people have. People have, like seen a bit come to life now. Like two or three. Okay, that's fine. I see the comments in the videos and I go, the bit I have is very basic, but I just don't think I've ever seen it, like, actually properly. Properly done in, like a fun way rather than like, I'm an explorer, but, like, I'd love to spin a globe. Not a world or not like a world map. Spin a globe and have Natalie throw a dart. Like a metal dart.

[David]

Okay.

[Jay]

And then like, while the globe is still spinning, we're all like around the globe just, like wondering where it hit. And then dead ass ourselves. Then no matter where it is. Unless it's the ocean. Then we rethrow. No matter where it is. Dead ass.

[David]

That's great.

[Jay]

Have to go there to celebrate. You go, yeah.

[David]

Oh, great.

[Jay]

I thought you.

[Natalie]

A whole group of us has to go.

[Jay]

Whole group of us go. We get on a plane and we go, great. And I don't know, I think it's a really fun idea because I feel like I've never seen it.

[David]

I don't know.

[Jay]

I feel like I've never. I've seen. You've seen it. Like, versions of it done, right? Like you've seen like.

[Natalie]

No, I've seen that Like, I think it was like an Ashley. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie.

[David]

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. TV shows, maybe.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

It's not real.

[Natalie]

I've never. Yeah. I've never seen in real life.

[David]

Yeah. What if you get Indiana?

[Jay]

Why?

[David]

What if you get Indiana?

[Natalie]

Well, that's the shitty.

[Jay]

Well, also, the good news is that we've. We've thought about this enough and it's like, most likely it's going to land around the equator.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Because the middle of how globe is.

[David]

Oh, great. So, like, we're going to Kenya.

[Natalie]

Caribbean.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were joking.

[Natalie]

I would fucking love if it ended up on Kenya. I'd love.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[David]

See elephants.

[Jay]

Oh, Kenya. Kenya is. That's like. That's like the dream pick.

[David]

Yeah, sure. Like just far.

[Jay]

Yeah, something like that is the dream pick. What's going to suck is if it. Yeah. Indiana, which is still funny. Still got its, like, own funny to it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

See, you know, and.

[Jay]

I thought about doing that joke because Ilya didn't want to leave for his birthday. So I was like, should we do it but fake it? It lands right on Ilya's. But no, I really want to do it for real and I think it'd be really fun. We were joking about how, like, Natalie tries to hit the North Pole. She, like, lobs up the dart so it lands right on the top.

[Natalie]

Because I've always wanted to go to.

[David]

The north.

[Jay]

Because, like, right now I'm like, okay, we'll probably. We'll get to go to somewhere warm.

[David]

Tell me about the North Pole. It's difficult.

[Jay]

Well, just Cassandra's.

[Natalie]

It's difficult.

[Jay]

Santa's security.

[David]

All right.

[Jay]

I don't really know what the point of the North Pole is. I also don't. Is there a point that says you're at the North Pole?

[Natalie]

I think so, yeah.

[Jay]

I'm sure there's. Oh, is there like. I feel like there is like a candy cane there. No. Like, 100%, right? Yeah. There has to be.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David]

In, like, Greenland.

[Jay]

Is that. Oh, no, I think it's like. I'm sure it's like islands, like, made up and I think there is, like, a thing.

[Natalie]

What is the North Pole?

[Jay]

It's just. It's water. I don't think it's like an actual.

[Natalie]

What do you mean? It's on ice.

[Jay]

Wow. Wait, okay, so there is actually just the ocean. There is a marker in the ocean that reads North Pole 90 North. That's pretty fucking sick.

[David]

North of Greenland.

[Jay]

And then there's also a candy cane sign there that has a Bunch of things sticking out of it that say. It says North Pole, and then it goes Madrid to the right, 5,500 miles away. Paris to the right, 4,500. New York, 5,400 to the left. So that's pretty cool. So there is, like.

[Natalie]

Where is that, though?

[Jay]

There is in Greenland. It's in the North Pole, Natalie. What do you mean, David?

[David]

There's no North Pole, Natalie.

[Jay]

But there is. It's just water or, like, pieces of ice.

[Natalie]

Is it floating in the water?

[Jay]

Sometimes it's floating in the water, and sometimes it's, like, tethered to ice. I think it just depends.

[Natalie]

In the middle of the ocean.

[Jay]

Yeah, got it.

[Natalie]

I'm thinking, like, Antarctica also.

[Jay]

I think there's. I think there's different versions of the North Pole. There's a north magnetic pole, there's a north geomagnetic pole, and then there's the geographic North Pole. That's, I think, what you're looking for. But your compass would still point in one direction.

[David]

Okay, history.

[Jay]

History teacher. Okay, like, what would be cool if there was a part in the North Pole where, like, if you walk in a circle, your compass kind of rotates? Wait, no. When you don't walk in a circle.

[David]

God, I wish we had video for that little moment right there is Dave just moving his head in the tiniest little circle with his eyes rolling around.

[Jay]

All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you, guys, for listening. Thank you for everybody that joined us. Alex Newman is sitting here in the room. Book. Book him for his DJ shows. Jason Nash is also sitting in the room. He was the older guy talking. And that's it. It's me and Taylor. And that was the whole pod. What?

[Natalie]

I was just. I was chilling.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

See you guys later. Go follow Natalie.

[Natalie]

Wow. Thank you.

[Jay]

Of course. I got you. Bye.