She Got Engaged

Summary

Podcast Summary – VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: "She Got Engaged"

Date: December 12, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by regulars Natalie Mariduena and Alita, with much of the conversation centering around relationships, finding love, and personal stories relating to dating and engagement. Special attention is given to Susie’s recent engagement, Alita’s whirlwind romance and living situation, as well as reflections on creative work, vision boards, technology mishaps, and the group’s characteristic comedic banter and self-deprecation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Where People Listen to the Podcast (00:44 – 04:31)

• The hosts riff humorously about where their podcast might be played, joking about “strangest places” and moving quickly into dark/comic hypotheticals.
• David tells a story about seeing someone wearing his merch (Clickbait hoodie) in a viral DUI video.
• Jason reminisces about his own Nash Nation merch, joking that the only person he saw with it in public was 80 years old.

Notable Quote:
"That would be pretty crazy if somebody was just getting horned up to this."
— Natalie Mariduena, joking about inappropriate listening environments (01:46)

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2. Behind the Scenes: Video Production & Sled Hill Extravaganza (04:32 – 08:18)

• David details the immense effort, cost, and scheduling that go into producing his latest YouTube videos, specifically building a full sled hill in his backyard for a vlog.
• Discusses the logistical chaos: quick turnover between sets, juggling events, and narrowly missing the chance for Shaun White to use the hill.

Notable Moment:

• The snow hill cost “the price of a new car, if not more” (06:10).
• He regrets not getting a photo of Shaun White on the hill for his "life art collection".

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3. A Jam-Packed Schedule and Big Life Moments (08:19 – 11:03)

• David runs through a crazy, travel-packed week: Miami, Vegas, Chainsmokers, multiple flights, Susie’s proposal and engagement dinner, filming the sled hill, plus a SpongeBob-themed house transformation.
• The house is described as “never being so packed;” the crew reflects on feeling tired (or not) after the week.

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4. Susie’s Engagement: Reactions and Reflections on Love (10:52 – 17:19)

• The crew celebrates Susie’s engagement at age 30, noting how “crazy” and “huge” it is to see a close friend fall in love.
• A playful segment where David and Natalie debate whether being surrounded by love in friendships is the same as romantic love.

Humorous Exchange:
"Do you want your husband in the room with you?" – David
"Like, right now, as I think about it, I’m like, no..." – Natalie (15:27)

• They dive into childbirth horror stories—graphic but comic—prompting stories from Natalie about her petite friends giving birth, and David’s naive assumptions about C-sections.

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5. Life Management: Editing Habits & Codependence (11:42 – 13:19)

• David discusses his evolution from fiercely independent video editor to someone who now depends on having his crew around while he edits, noting it’s “codependency by choice.”

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6. Alita’s Engagement Story & Dating Strategy (18:32 – 33:36)

• Alita (from Paramount Studios) shares her surprise engagement and new live-in relationship—after years of being “the most single person” in the group, now head-over-heels after four months.
• The group discusses modern dating, with Alita advocating for “dating duty”: frequently going on dates to lower expectations and remove anxiety. She advises it's less pressure to date often, and never ghosting after one date isn’t rude—it's normal.

Notable Quotes:
"I feel like… once you have your partner, it’s literally, that’s it. Fuck everyone. Genuinely, genuinely."
— David Dobrik (20:26)

"Yeah, that’s not it."
— Alita, repeatedly, regarding swiping left on less-than-perfect dates (22:04)

• Alita explains meeting her fiancé via Hinge (“the classiest app”—33:17), and details how quickly things have moved, including moving in together. Her friends questioned the speed but came around when they saw their bond.

Notable Moment:

• Alita shares the “goodbye to apps” moment, deleting Hinge for each other as an act of commitment—seen as a “big green flag” by the group (34:34).

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7. Dating Apps, LA, and Gender Dynamics (34:14 – 38:52)

• They debate who benefits more on LA dating apps—men or women—citing that LA’s female-to-male ratio skews in women’s favor but that most women use apps as “Instagram,” just for browsing.
• Jason and David grumble about struggles on dating apps, while the women say most men are “just there, not actually dating.”

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8. Who Cheats More? Gender & Infidelity (37:39 – 40:14)

• David sparks debate: who cheats more, men or women?
• Alita and Natalie suggest women might cheat more nowadays, especially in committed relationships, because of emotional disconnection, not just physical desire.

Notable Quote:
"A girl cheats because she’s emotionally missing something in that relationship. 100%."
— Alita (39:03)

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9. Vision Boards & Manifesting Success (42:48 – 47:09)

• The crew shares stories about vision boards actually “working”—Alita attributes her boyfriend to manifesting (“My boyfriend’s contact is ‘King’ and I put ‘king’ and a red-haired prince on my vision board!” – 44:31), while Jason met Jim Carrey right after manifesting it on his board.
• They plan a vision board night to set intentions for the next year.

Memorable Exchanges:

• David jokes about misinterpreting vision boards: “Let’s say you put horse cock, and obviously you’re thinking boyfriend. But what you got was a Ferrari and the symbol’s a horse” (46:00).

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On Weird Podcast Listening Places:
  "That would be pretty crazy if somebody was just getting horned up to this." — Natalie (01:46)

• On Post Frequency & Standards:
  "There's something so cool about posting like once every three months... my standards have just gotten so high." — David (05:01)

• On New Relationships:
  "We moved in, like, a few weeks ago." — Alita, about her engagement and moving in (33:33)

• On Ghosting/Early Dates:
  "If you go on one day and you don't say anything...I don't think that's ghosting." — Alita (25:11)

• On Women Cheating:
  "I think it’s girls now. I do." — Alita (38:01)

• The ‘Island’ Analogy for Dating:
  "You gotta put the light out every night or else the boat will never see you." — Jason Nash (30:41)

• On Vision Boards:
  "I did one this last January...I had a picture of my boyfriend, and people say he looks like Prince Harry—next to the word 'king.'” — Alita (44:08)

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Memorable, Lighthearted Moments

• David’s story about his “blurry vision” texting incident (25:44 – 26:34).
• The group’s laughter and hyperbolic takes on childbirth, editing, and personal quirks.
• Jason’s struggles with new iPhone photo apps (23:32), showing generational tech gaps.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Holiday Chaos & Sled Hill Story: 04:32 – 08:18
• Susie’s Engagement & Childbirth Tangents: 10:52 – 17:19
• Editing Habits & Codependency: 11:42 – 13:19
• Alita’s Relationship Journey: 18:32 – 33:36
• Dating Apps & LA Gender Ratios: 34:14 – 38:52
• Discussion on Cheating: 37:39 – 40:14
• Vision Boards & Manifestation: 42:48 – 47:09

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Overall Tone

Conversational, candid, self-deprecating, and playful—typical of the “VIEWS” podcast, with a focus on humor even in personal or vulnerable topics. The group manages heartfelt and genuine moments, particularly around friendship, romantic hope, and vision boarding, while keeping jokes rapid-fire and irreverent.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode will give you a candid peek into David, Jason, Natalie, and Alita's current lives—balancing breakneck creative work, the emotional ups and downs of dating, stories of found (and failed) love, and the ever-present camaraderie and comedic chaos of this group of friends. Whether you’re single, searching, or just a fan of their dynamic, “She Got Engaged” blends heart, humor, and hope for everyone heading into a new year.

Transcript

[David Dobrik]

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[Jason Nash]

Oh, at the office. Yeah, just when you're taking a shower.

[David Dobrik]

Where do you think the strangest place we've been listened to?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, probably like, you know, someone who was being held captive.

[David Dobrik]

That's exactly what I was going to say.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Well, first of of all, I've watched like obviously I've watched, you know, porn.

[Jason Nash]

You have, but this is what I.

[David Dobrik]

Was going to say. Like I, I'll hear like Jack Harlo playing in the background or like Drake and I'll be like.

[Alita]

And I'll be like, that is funny.

[David Dobrik]

I'll be like these guys have had to have been watching cuz I'll watch popular videos. I'm no niche guy. Like I just watch what's, you know, what's on the popular page or whatever and like I'll, I'll think to myself, I'm like 100%. Like Drake has been doing his thing and then kind of like maybe he starts going faster or freaks him out. I don't know what the vibe is, but yeah, I'm sure he's caught himself in his own music.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, he probably puts on Jack Harlow, not the Views podcast.

[David Dobrik]

But that is what I was gonna say is like it's like, like a live leak video or like one of those scary things. Yeah, you think? Definitely. Like you've had like rap music playing probably in the background, but I don't think we've ever had a Views podcast.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That would be pretty crazy if somebody was just getting horned up to this.

[David Dobrik]

No, I said live leak.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, what's that?

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought you meant like a live porn or something.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, live leak. Like porn like you know, when the person leaks.

[David Dobrik]

That's like, that's like, like those very scary videos like on the dark web that like that like of someone getting killed or like someone being tortured. What? Jason said torture.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm not familiar with that.

[Jason Nash]

They're holding someone captive and that's like the one good Thing they get. They get to listen to us.

[David Dobrik]

I've actually gotten. Isn't that kind of crazy? That's. Dude, that's what I hate. I hate the idea that, like, someone somewhere out there right now is getting tort.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't like this. It makes me sick.

[Alita]

I'm sorry.

[David Dobrik]

It does make me sick.

[Jason Nash]

That's awful. Oh, I know.

[David Dobrik]

Why did you laugh like that?

[Jason Nash]

Because your mind is so dark.

[David Dobrik]

But, like, that's where you went. You were like, I have somebody in my basement right now.

[Jason Nash]

You know, when you laugh at something dark like that, that's a sign of intelligence.

[David Dobrik]

That sounds like something a real pervert would say. Dude. No, you are fully. You fully have someone captive right now.

[Jason Nash]

The perverts, that's us. That's our crew.

[David Dobrik]

Don't enable them.

[Jason Nash]

Am I allowed to call people the perverts because they've been writing back?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I've been literally trying to fucking ignore this subject. Don't call our listeners the perverts. Anyway, so, yeah, speaking of perverts. Wait, no, no, I'm not there yet.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, shit.

[David Dobrik]

Is this about me?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Inadvertently? Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Let's talk about this for a second. The views playing in different places. I did. The only time I found my video or something from me in a weird place.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Was there was like some kid was getting a dui and like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh my gosh, I remember this video.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, no, no. He was getting a DUI. I was like one of those funny DUIs. DUI's aren't funny, but like, it went viral on. Because he was really drunk.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

And he was wearing a clickbait hoodie. Like the classic red clickbait hoodie.

[Alita]

So crazy.

[David Dobrik]

One of the comments is like, of course he's a David Dobrik fan.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, where was he that he was getting so wasted wearing the clickbait hoodie? Like, where was that? The appropriated shoe?

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Jason Nash]

I mean, I wear mine everywhere, so.

[David Dobrik]

I do see that hoodie out quite a bit. Sure, it's funny, but, like, actually, that's not true. I've only seen it probably like 30 times in my entire life. Like, randomly. Randomly. I've only seen it 30 times. But yeah, that is a pretty crazy place to find. Have you ever found anything like that, Jay? Anybody wearing. What was your gang called? Did you have like a Logang or anything?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Nash Nation.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Nash Nation.

[Jason Nash]

J Dog Crew.

[David Dobrik]

Is anybody wearing Nash Nation merch?

[Jason Nash]

I've only seen maybe one person public with the Nash Nation.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

What age were they?

[Jason Nash]

They were 80.

[David Dobrik]

They were 80.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

80 years old. Nash Nation is really strong in that group.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Holding it down for the elderly.

[Jason Nash]

Congrats on your new video. I hope people go and watch it.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you so much. Posting a new video packed with lots of stuff. Packed with a lot of stuff. I feel really bad. I skipped last week and I kind of just didn't say anything about it. I was just like. I'm just not even going to say that I missed a week. No one will fucking know.

[Jason Nash]

It's not like it's.

[David Dobrik]

Internet's moving so fast. Who fucking cares? When I post, which is a bad mindset for me to have.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Because, like, that's one step away from up post in five months, which I honestly, I do like posting every two weeks.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

But there's something so cool about posting, like, once every three months. Do you know? I mean. Yeah, it's just, like, so much more fun. You can, like, gather stuff. There's no, like, the rhythm of a video you can put together is like, everything that you've ever wanted.

[Jason Nash]

Mmm.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I remember when we. When we put together that, like, the video where we, like, all got into. Or I got into shape, like, we were just putting the best bits in there. And, like, even if it was, like, one of my favorite bits ever, it would only be in there for three seconds. And that felt good. That felt like what a video should be. My standards have just gotten so high for what a good video is that, like, it would be nice if I had five months to work on one. But Natalie says that's not the way to do it.

[Jason Nash]

Why not? Why can't we do it? You do it that way.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Four videos a year, we could do it that way. It's just. I don't know if, like. I don't know if, like, the return on. I mean, this is maybe not the best way to think about something creative, but, like, I feel like the return on the investment is not.

[Jason Nash]

That's part of it. You have to think about the return as high.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, you can only do. You can only put so much into one video.

[David Dobrik]

These videos are expensive. Like, we just.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And when David's talking about doing the most, you know, his favorite things ever, it's like, everything costs so much fucking money.

[David Dobrik]

Like, this last video was like, the sled hill was like, so if you watch the video, the Sea geek read is partnered with your gun, but really it's partnered to the sled hill because the sled hill was the price of a new car. If not more. Sled hill was very expensive to put together. And with the sled hill, which is crazy. So we built a sled hill in my backyard. If you haven't seen the video, with real snow, blah, blah, blah, really, really fun. And it comes from my balcony onto the pickleball court. There's Christmas trees all over the place. There's snow falling from the sky. It's really, really good vibe. It's really fun. And it was genuinely, like, everyone had a blast. And it was really unfortunate because this is, for some reason, the busiest week we've ever had here at the house, like, of all time. And let me just read you, like, the schedule we had. And we had to. We had to. We only had, like, an hour and a half with the sledding hill because we had to strike it, because the next day, the house was being transformed into something else.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

We were doing, like, a deal with another company, and they wanted to transform the. The pickleball court into an ice rink. So we had to take down the sled hill just so they could do the ice rink. And then that company had to strike down the next day. Because today, as we're recording this podcast, we're doing a spongebob stream.

[Jason Nash]

Would you have gone out if it was there an extra day? Would you have gone out the next night and done a little more?

[David Dobrik]

For sure.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was so fun.

[David Dobrik]

And especially because I texted Shaun White, and I was like, shaun, are you in town? He's like, I just landed in la, but I have the flu. He got sick or something. And if I. And he's like, I. Maybe I probably will be better in, like, a day or two. And I was like, fuck. And I tried everything. I was like. I was like, shaun White sledding or Shaun White snowboarding in my backyard. Like, I don't even care if it's for the video. Like, if I can just snap, like, a Polaroid or a picture of him or, like, a professional photo of him, I would hang it up in my house as an art piece. Like, that's so cool. Shaun White in my backyard, hitting the slopes. Like, I. I don't know. So that's what I'm, like, bummed out and missed out on the most that we had to strike it down. And the. The snow, like, wasn't melting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Like, it's actually kind of surprising, like, how long the snow was, like, staying put for.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's been 80 degrees all week, too, which is.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. So I do recommend. A lot of people have been hitting me up saying, that they want to do. I want to charge admission to the Snow Hill. Cause I'm saying we live in la. I feel like I can make my money back by charging $1,000 ahead. Like a lot of people with families have hit me up like, hey, can I bring my kids? And I'm like, well, it's already gone. Cause we only had an hour with it. But like, other than that, I think it's like a pretty brilliant idea. This was the schedule for the last week for filming this vlog, which is a lot. It started on Friday, fly to Miami, hotel check in 11pm Then Saturday, 11 private flight to Vegas, which turned out to be private flight to Orlando from Miami and then from Orlando flying to North Carolina, and then from North Carolina finally to Vegas. Then we got to Vegas, we did some gambling with Steve, and then we went to go see the Chainsmokers at the Wynn. We shot something with them that didn't make it in this vlog. And then we took the flight with the Chainsmokers at 5am back home. We got home at 6. We slept from 6 to noon. This is now Sunday. Then we had the Suzy proposal. Then right after the proposal, we had the engagement dinner. And then right after the engagement dinner, we had to leave early because the sledding hill was ready. So we started filming the sledding hill, Susie. And the Antonia's came like 40 minutes later. I shouldn't say Antonia's anymore because it's not gonna be her last name. She is officially married, which is engaged. I keep saying married. I'm a fucking idiot. And then the next day we woke up, we filmed the next thing with this company. It was an all day shoot from 10am to 5pm now we're on Monday. And then Tuesday.

[Jason Nash]

I love that it says Tuesday. Post vlog.

[David Dobrik]

Post vlog. Question mark. Tuesday was our editing day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Big question mark.

[David Dobrik]

And then Wednesday was, which is today is the next event that we had.

[Jason Nash]

And now today's Thursday.

[David Dobrik]

Oh yeah, yeah, whatever. And now we're at the event. But it was like, it was like jam packed. It's never like that.

[Jason Nash]

How do you feel? Are you exhausted?

[David Dobrik]

No, not really.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that's nice.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I think I got Covid like a month and a half ago.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

So I'm like immune to December. Remember when I was raving about antibiotics like you shouldn't be. I think when that happened, I had my worst sickness and I got it out of the way for the, for December. And like, because I was on this, I was, I was hanging out with A bunch of people. And all of them were like, we're fucking on our deathbeds. And that was like five days ago. And I'm not feeling anything. And I've been running around like a madman. So I'm like, I must be like. I must have really gotten at the beginning of this thing. And I feel really good.

[Jason Nash]

Susie's engagement was nice. We should say congratulations.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, congrats to Susie. She turned 30 years old and got engaged.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Crazy.

[David Dobrik]

It's a big deal.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Huge.

[David Dobrik]

It's crazy to see somebody get engaged.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It's crazy to see someone in love.

[David Dobrik]

Really. You don't. You don't feel like you have, like, love towards me? That's enough.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I mean, I do for sure.

[David Dobrik]

That doesn't fuel you enough.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't want to stand kind of 50, 50 on it.

[David Dobrik]

But you don't feel, like, greedy that you have all this love coming from me.

[Alita]

I treat you with such a love from you.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have love for you, but the love does not get returned.

[Jason Nash]

I saw her in your bed today.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God. I looked like I was dying.

[Jason Nash]

And it was like Jo. It was Dave in the middle, Nat on the right, Jo on the left, and then Faris on Nat's right. So it's the four of them. And I didn't even see Natalie was there. She just looked like dead inside. She was just like. She was in the covers, just her head poking out.

[David Dobrik]

Natalie can't function. She's not a good editor.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I'm not a good editor. Well, one. It's hard for me to be stimulated in those moments. Cause I'm tucked in the covers, just laying. You're doing all the units, the manual labor.

[David Dobrik]

But yeah, like when I say we're editing, it's like.

[Jason Nash]

It's like two or three days of just in that bed.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, it's in the bed. And it's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But it's like observing.

[David Dobrik]

It's not like it's observing.

[Jason Nash]

Right. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, no one's actually editing other than David.

[David Dobrik]

No one's. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And that's. Fingers aren't hitting the key button.

[David Dobrik]

And that's my problem is it used to be I used to edit by. Completely by myself. Like, I don't need opinions. Cause I was doing three a week.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[David Dobrik]

Right. And I'd ask maybe you. I'd ask you for an opinion. I ask Zane. But like, I'd come to you guys in your room.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sure.

[David Dobrik]

It wouldn't be like, sit next to me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And then Natalie started working for me. And then a couple Months in, it became a thing where Natalie, like, was sitting next to me while I edit. And I think I got, like, really used to, like, having someone there to, like, bounce off of. Yeah, that, like, that just became, like, a constant. And then it grew to having another person next to me, and then now there's. I need three. And, like, now when one person's missing, I'm, like. The only person that knows if this would work right now would be Natalie or would be Joe or would be Ferris. Like, whoever isn't in the room. I blame that. Like, they have the answer to this.

[Jason Nash]

Have you always been codependent like that?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think so, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I said no. Like, I'm only codependent because I can be right. Like, I don't think I'm codependent because I need to be right. Like, I'm very lucky that I've set up my life in a codependent way. But, like, I did. I started, like, I moved to L. A completely independently. Like, there was, you know, I mean, so, like, I don't.

[Jason Nash]

Did you spend a lot of time by yourself when you moved to L. A?

[David Dobrik]

No. No.

[Jason Nash]

You were always with people?

[David Dobrik]

No. No. Does that make me codependent?

[Jason Nash]

Does that make you.

[David Dobrik]

Yo, my ball has, like, a real pain right now. Like, a sharp pain.

[Natalie Mariduena]

All right.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Some things we can keep to ourselves.

[David Dobrik]

Like. Yeah, like, there's a sharp pain going down my testicle right now.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I don't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

You sitting on it?

[David Dobrik]

I think. I don't know what happened.

[Jason Nash]

They might be getting older. They might be descending.

[David Dobrik]

I think I just. Is that what's happening? I feel heavier.

[Jason Nash]

Careful, brother.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Wait, you're about to literally press on the entire audio board.

[David Dobrik]

I think I'm about to knock this out. I genuinely don't know what's going on. I mean, it's all happening. It's happening right now as we speak.

[Jason Nash]

You want me to check it out?

[David Dobrik]

I think it's Cause it's just.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Mush it a little, rub it around or something.

[Jason Nash]

I don't think that's gonna happen, man. You have no idea what it's like to have balls. It's crazy. Yeah, it's weird.

[David Dobrik]

I just had an eclair, and maybe I'm allergic to the eclair.

[Jason Nash]

Maybe.

[David Dobrik]

Should I not be having things that are shaped like penises? Are my testicles getting mad that there's things like penises going in my mouth?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you're so straight.

[David Dobrik]

That was a rush. You ever get that now with your balls? What do you think is more difficult getting kicked in the nuts or childbirth? Ooh, I mean, that's a joke. I obviously know childbirth is more. But the way you reacted makes me think that.

[Jason Nash]

Well, I guess we'll never know.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, I don't know, but I haven't experienced childbirth, obviously. I know that it's extremely painful childbirth.

[Jason Nash]

Longer pain.

[David Dobrik]

I can't imagine.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I can't imagine. I've had two girlfriends this month. My childhood friends that have given birth.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. Natalie's girlfriend, that's like, what is she, 4 foot 11?

[Alita]

She's 4.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's like literally 92 pounds.

[David Dobrik]

Like, can that person even deliver a baby? Like, that doesn't even make any sense.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I have no idea how that works.

[David Dobrik]

Like, that's the. The baby's head is probably as big as her head.

[Jason Nash]

Especially if the.

[David Dobrik]

It's like an upside down human coming out of her. Like, how is that. How is that possible at all? Makes no sense.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I've learned so much about, like, just pregnancy in general, you know, because now my friends are going through it. It's so crazy, like, the things that happen to your body that, like, I would have no idea. I mean, I guess I would ask my mom, obviously, when it came to that point, but there's so much that happens that you go through and like, that you just have to deal with when you're pregn. After birth. Pre birth, it's just like, it's fucking.

[David Dobrik]

Do you want your husband in the room with you?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, right now, as I think about it, I'm like, no, but I don't know who my husband's going to be. I don't know what our relationship is. Also, if he really wants to be there, I'm not going to be like, fuck you.

[David Dobrik]

Would you want your husband to help pull it out? Because I feel like some people like that. No, no, no, no.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But like, maybe holding my hand and telling me it's gonna be okay.

[David Dobrik]

Is it true that you, like, when you. When you give birth, you're also pooping yourself at the same time?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sometimes you do.

[Alita]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Sometimes it tears to your asshole.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I heard that too. The. The vaginal area will tear to the asshole area.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, it usually the worst doctor.

[David Dobrik]

So your vagina just connected to your.

[Jason Nash]

Asshole, but all good. We're going to sew you right up.

[David Dobrik]

That's crazy. Wait, so that could happen?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, I mean, anything can happen. It's fucking crazy. One of my girlfriends had a C section where they have to like, literally cut you open.

[David Dobrik]

I think My mom did that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, with one of the kids. Two of them. Three of them.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.

[David Dobrik]

That feels like, so normal. A C section. I know that. That's like. Like a more risky procedure, right?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I don't know if it's risky.

[David Dobrik]

Like, I would opt. I would opt into that every time. What's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Negative scar across your entire stomach.

[David Dobrik]

Really? Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You should get pregnant.

[David Dobrik]

It's 20, 25. You don't think they can, like, figure it out?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, babe, they're cutting you open and they're so.

[David Dobrik]

They're cutting your stomach open?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yes, they are slicing.

[David Dobrik]

Shut the fuck. I thought they. I thought they cut into your vagina or like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, brother, the baby can't come out of the vaginas. Like, they're having problems coming out of the vagige. They got to cut your stomach open and go.

[David Dobrik]

Right. This is actually making the pain go from my balls to my. No.

[Alita]

I'm like.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm getting nauseous. Let's change things.

[Jason Nash]

You should get pregnant because then. Then you could do. You could do whatever you wanted. You wouldn't have to go anywhere.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I know. I can't wait for the dad. I can't wait.

[Jason Nash]

They wouldn't be able to say anything.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, I know.

[David Dobrik]

It's actually kind of nice because I would honestly use that as an excuse. I'd be like, no, we're pregnant.

[Alita]

We're pregnant. You would do that?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. If people, like, ask me to do something, I'd be like, I can't. Matt's for nine months. We're just. We are with you.

[Jason Nash]

You're not the dad.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We're on the beach.

[David Dobrik]

It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I am. I'm like, one with me.

[Alita]

He's a voluntary dad.

[David Dobrik]

I'm one with Matt nine months, and then she has to get mar. She has to take care of the kids. I keep bringing up marriage as, like, everything. My vocabulary is, like, fully fucking stupid. Anyway.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, that video on your close friends was so good last night.

[David Dobrik]

What was it with John?

[Natalie Mariduena]

John's doordash delivery.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, it's so funny. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Our house is transformed into the bikini bottom. So the outside of the house is just a pineapple, like SpongeBob's house would be. And he ordered Instacart. And Instacart driver sent a picture, obviously, of dropping the food off at the door, but it's just in front of this big pineapple. You can't even see our house. It's just a pineapple. It's really funny. John made a funny video. But John's been talking about that video. He has all day. Have you heard him? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He, like, he's going up to people like, did you see my video? Granted, it's probably the funniest video John's ever shot. Yes. Guys, we have somebody here from Paramount Studios.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She's so excited.

[David Dobrik]

Paramount Pictures. Sorry.

[Alita]

Hey, Pod. What do you call your people?

[David Dobrik]

Alita.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[David Dobrik]

Up with it. You weren't like it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't want to know.

[David Dobrik]

We don't want to tell you.

[Alita]

The viewers.

[David Dobrik]

It's worse.

[Jason Nash]

The perfect.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The viewers.

[Alita]

The perfects.

[David Dobrik]

Worse.

[Natalie Mariduena]

The perfects, Exactly.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Actually, the perfects.

[Alita]

That's cute.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you. Can't hear Jason at all. That's really funny.

[Jason Nash]

You want to sit down?

[David Dobrik]

Okay. What are you gonna say? Alita, why'd you come in? I'm just kidding. We called you in.

[Alita]

I was gonna make up a lot.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so Alita works at Paramount. Also, more importantly, recently, you've. You were one of the most single people I knew.

[Alita]

We were. This is. This is true. We were in it together.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we were 100% in it together.

[Alita]

I feel like. Yeah, we would go out a lot.

[David Dobrik]

Very single, and we would complain and. Alita, for. How old are you, Alita?

[Alita]

36.

[David Dobrik]

36. So Alita was like.

[Alita]

Alita was fucked. Alita thought love was not happening.

[Jason Nash]

No. That's so crazy.

[David Dobrik]

What people think she actually thought that.

[Jason Nash]

I know. I know you did think that, but that's just nuts.

[Alita]

But it's so easy to get discouraged.

[Jason Nash]

I think it is. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

That's true.

[David Dobrik]

And it happened.

[Alita]

And it happened.

[David Dobrik]

It happened. This has just happened. It happened hard. He's right. How long have you guys been dating?

[Alita]

A little over four months.

[David Dobrik]

Four months. She is head over heels. I've never seen a relationship like this in my life.

[Jason Nash]

What do you like about him?

[Alita]

Oh, he's the best.

[David Dobrik]

That they can make out in any corner of the house. Every time we have any kind of party, they're just always constantly making out.

[Alita]

I haven't even noticed that.

[David Dobrik]

Do you know?

[Alita]

Yeah. No, I don't know at all that I'm doing that.

[Jason Nash]

That's.

[Alita]

Am I bright red right now?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I don't.

[David Dobrik]

I really don't. Is that just like, love taking over?

[Alita]

I think it's love taking over.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Alita]

You don't even realize.

[David Dobrik]

Did you ever think of yourself as like a PDA type of person?

[Alita]

I think I. I have been like that a little.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. Okay.

[Alita]

But not to this extent. I don't think.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so this is, like, super new for you.

[Alita]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I think that's how I would be.

[Alita]

Like that just, like, making out of. When you don't even realize. Right. You're just so happy.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Like, and it's just like, you two against the world.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Like, nobody else.

[Alita]

That's so funny. He says that all the time. He always says. He's, like, lying. He goes, us versus everyone.

[David Dobrik]

I mean, that's what it is. Like when you have your partner, it's literally, that's it. Fuck everyone. Genuinely, genuinely. And you don't even have to work anymore because you just have to, like, you go on an island, you could do whatever you want. All you have to do is just. It's just YouTube.

[Alita]

It's so true. Like, people are like, you guys should travel really far and, like, go do some Nicole. And I'm like, wait, why do I care? Like, I don't care where I am with him. I could be sitting in one room. It doesn't matter. I don't need to go to some crazy location to, like, fall in love with him.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, so this is.

[Alita]

I'm in love now?

[David Dobrik]

This isn't your first time being in love.

[Alita]

True. I would say my second. But I've always. I've said I've been in love once before, had one other serious relationship, but this. I'm like, oh, no, this is love. That was torture. Maybe.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You didn't think at that time, you thought was, oh, you and Jason are kind of similar.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Alita]

Right. You're kind of like, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Nash]

You don't realize what a good thing is. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Right.

[Jason Nash]

It's really sad.

[Alita]

It's so sad.

[Jason Nash]

It's so sad.

[David Dobrik]

Do you think you're just loving differently?

[Alita]

No. Cause I think I look at other people's relationships differently, too. I'm like, oh, I used to look at other relationships and be like, oh, like, yeah, they're happy, but are they really happy? Are they kind of. Right? You're like, they're kind of maybe, like, going through some shit, and he's maybe not so nice to her. And now when I look at couples, I'm like, oh, no, they're happy.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, interesting.

[Alita]

I just had such a different point of view.

[David Dobrik]

You also, like, really tried, like, and I'm giving you credit. I'm not. Yeah. Like, you went on date after date.

[Natalie Mariduena]

After date is the biggest advocate of me. She's like, just go on a date. Download hinge, get it going.

[David Dobrik]

Doesn't make it sound so encouraging, though, because she, like, she used to go on like four dates a week and she's like, nope, that's not it.

[Alita]

Yeah, that's not it.

[David Dobrik]

That's not it. Like, if I did four dates a year, I'd be like, it's, that's over. Like, it just like doesn't exist.

[Alita]

But you know what? It is. And I say this to my friends too. Once you're in it and you're just like going. You don't really think, Think of it like that when, if you're going on one date a month, then it becomes like such a thing. But when you're going on so many, you kind of just are like in the motion. I call it. Mikayla calls it this dating duty where you're just like working.

[David Dobrik]

That's part of your job.

[Alita]

You're just like going and you're not thinking about it. You're not putting so much pressure on a date.

[David Dobrik]

Dude, Jay, you're so funny.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Your ringtones are insane.

[David Dobrik]

Jay's phone just went off. You probably didn't hear it. But like, dude, when his ringtone goes off, it's like he was dropped in the middle of a desert and he has no idea where his phone is and he has to make eye contact with it to shut it down. Isn't that funny? Like, it's not for him. It's not enough to like press the side button. Press the side button from behind his, from behind his back. He has to like pull it over to his face, look at it in the eyes and go, I'm going to turn you off and then hit the button.

[Jason Nash]

It's a new phone.

[Alita]

Maybe he was confirming who he's ignoring his children. Oh, you know you have different ringtones for them too.

[Jason Nash]

No, I don't know how to do that. Who's.

[David Dobrik]

What ringtone was that?

[Jason Nash]

That was just my ring. That's just this ringtone that I just don't know how to change it. Yeah, I literally don't.

[Alita]

And didn't you change it for.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. You do social media.

[Jason Nash]

I don't either.

[Alita]

Crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I, I don't either.

[David Dobrik]

Cuz you have not gotten better at technology.

[Jason Nash]

Even technology keeps getting better. It keeps changing.

[David Dobrik]

That's honestly the same type of phone.

[Jason Nash]

You know my, you know the new phone. I can't find my photos.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, I agree with that. It's bullshit.

[Jason Nash]

I'm like, I, I try to.

[David Dobrik]

The new photos app.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Where are my recent photos?

[David Dobrik]

The new photos app is fucking crazy.

[Jason Nash]

I don't understand.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no.

[Alita]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[David Dobrik]

I Imagine. You know what I imagine? What? What it's like to be you and using technology or especially using the phone.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

You know, like, when you wake up really, really early and you're, like, trying to, like, use your phone, your eyes are a little blurry and you're just like. You're not reading things correctly. I imagine that is, like, what it's like for you 24 7. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

It's literally a bomb in my pocket.

[David Dobrik]

Really?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. It's the worst.

[Alita]

I mean, my boss still has a button on his phone, on his iPhone, and he's the head of marketing.

[Jason Nash]

What does that mean, a button?

[Alita]

Like, remember when the iPhone has a.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Button at the bottom?

[Jason Nash]

Oh, he's got one of those.

[Alita]

Mark has one.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, wow.

[Alita]

That's what it is.

[David Dobrik]

A home button.

[Alita]

He doesn't do so social media directly, but, like, he is in charge.

[Jason Nash]

What was the worst date?

[Alita]

Social media.

[Jason Nash]

What was the worst date you had since you went on so many.

[Alita]

I never really had bad, like, a terrible dating experience.

[Jason Nash]

Did you ever have ones where you go in in the first, like, all the time. Two minutes, you're like, no, that's the worst.

[David Dobrik]

And then you have to sit through it or do you make an excuse?

[Alita]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

You can't say diarrhea.

[Alita]

I wish my. What I would do is. It was so annoying. I would start out being like, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I work from home.

[Alita]

And then five minutes in, I wouldn't like them. I'd be like, but it's crazy. Tomorrow is my one day in the office. 6am in the office. So I gotta, like, wrap this up quick. Like, tomorrow is the day. I know it's crazy. I'm always normally working from home, but not tomorrow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And then do you, like, ghost that person? Like, do you not speak to them, or do you, like, play it?

[Alita]

If you go on one day.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[Alita]

And you don't say anything. Yeah. And, like, I don't think that's ghosting. Wait, what'd you need?

[Natalie Mariduena]

A girl.

[David Dobrik]

It's so funny. People that don't do podcasts, they don't know how to hold a mic to their mouth.

[Alita]

Well, who speaks like this? You don't know? Just like.

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no, I understand. I think it's just funny to watch.

[Alita]

Also, your mic isn't that close to your mouth.

[David Dobrik]

It's so funny.

[Alita]

You're just a natural.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you also do that, too. You start talking all the way over here.

[David Dobrik]

Like, mic's going all the way over. But, yeah, I was gonna say back to how Jason's vision is really Blurry when he's letting his phone. Yeah, well, no, I had that moment happen to me. I met this girl in Vegas. Her name was Natalie.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Really?

[David Dobrik]

Well, I was close to it.

[Alita]

Wait, are we gonna start from the beginning of this?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, no. I just met a girl in Vegas, and I got her number and. And she asked me what I did. I think. Anyway, she texts. Her name wasn't Natalie, but it was close to it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

She texted me a picture of me, and she goes, oh, so that's what you meant by Internet? And I thought Natalie texted me in the morning. I go, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Alita]

Your eyes are blurry and you read.

[David Dobrik]

And she goes, never mind.

[Alita]

Oh, you responded.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, you responded that.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. Yeah, because I thought it was. I thought it was Natalie texting me.

[Alita]

Did you fuck it up or did you explain yourself?

[David Dobrik]

No, no, I said, omg, I just saw your text.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I thought you were the other Natalie. She's like, oh, great.

[Jason Nash]

What the fuck are you talking about? Omg.

[David Dobrik]

I saw your text when I was waking up, and I thought it was from my manager, Natalie, so it made no sense, and I was really confused. I'm sorry. Hi. So that's my dating life.

[Alita]

Wait, that was. That was actually very cute of her, if that's what she meant. She really didn't know who I mean.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know.

[Alita]

I don't think she knew if she sent a text like that.

[David Dobrik]

That's really. I'm not that attractive. I don't know why you're talking to me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You're more true.

[Alita]

You don't. You're fun and cool and, like, people love to be around you without knowing who you are.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Isn't it so crazy?

[Alita]

Wait, what, are we just hyping you up? No. But you agree.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know now I agree, but I think I was in the car with somebody with some of our friends the other day, and I was like. I was. David was on there.

[David Dobrik]

This is what you said the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Don't let David hear that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And then my friends and our friends in the car were like, well, don't. Don't let David hear you saying that, because I was g. Casting him up. I was just like, it's so. Isn't it so funny how, like, he's so cool? Like, people look at him and they're like, he's so cool. I want to be around this person, like, fully agree.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, that's sick. I didn't know that.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. And then.

[David Dobrik]

Any hot girls?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no, no.

[Alita]

It was in the car.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It was in the car. I think it was Zayn or somebody.

[David Dobrik]

But would shut that down immediately.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Zane is probably the one that was.

[Jason Nash]

Like, don't tell him that his head's big enough.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But it is so interesting because you're, like, actually kind of a loser, you know, like, you are such a dork.

[Alita]

But people.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But there are.

[David Dobrik]

This is a heartwarming part of the pot.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, but, I mean, that is a part of your, like, allure and attraction.

[David Dobrik]

I agree that I'm a loser.

[Alita]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

Like, you do so much with so little.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay.

[Alita]

You're humble. You're down to earth, but you're also, like, cool and fun. I totally believe that girls would be attracted to you 100%.

[David Dobrik]

Thank you so much. Alita. Unfortunately, you're an exciting nerd. You have somebody, so thank you.

[Jason Nash]

You're like, an exciting nerd.

[David Dobrik]

Exciting nerd.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

I'll take it. Anyway, that's not. That's not where I was trying to go with the Vegas girl.

[Alita]

Where did she live?

[David Dobrik]

Vegas. Oh, Vegas girl.

[Jason Nash]

Where's the Vegas?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, no, I know what she means. Vegas. You could be from anywhere. Yeah, but. But yeah, I don't know. I don't ever assume that a girl talking to me doesn't know who I am. Right.

[Jason Nash]

Like, like, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

It's fair to assume, like, you're not just walking up to me in a club full of people and choosing me.

[Alita]

Well, the only reason I would also say that, well, girls don't hit on guys in general. Right? So, like, yes, that does make sense. In a club, a girl is rarely going up to any guy, regardless of if he's the hottest person they've ever seen. So that makes sense that you would assume that you can just be pleasantly surprised if they don't know.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah. I really do wonder how many times it's happened where I actually, like, a person didn't know me and I actually successfully, successfully talked to a girl that.

[Alita]

Was just attracted to me, I think more often than you think. Maybe in another country.

[David Dobrik]

In another country?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Yes. In Naples. That's actually. It did happen in Naples.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. What'd she say?

[David Dobrik]

She didn't speak English, but she was giving the vibe that she liked me.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She was giving the vibe.

[David Dobrik]

Well, we were using Google Translate, but definitely we hit it off. But I had to leave really quickly.

[Jason Nash]

Would you ever do what Alita did and go on four dates a week?

[Alita]

No. He's so not built for that.

[Jason Nash]

You did it the right way. That's, like, really smart. Everybody should listen to you.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Alita]

I hope this is encouraging.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Like, I don't. Like, you have to try. You have to go out there and.

[Alita]

Try to like, not put so much weight on it.

[David Dobrik]

How often would you kiss them or make out with them? Out of every 10. Let's say 10.

[Alita]

Two.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, two.

[Alita]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Take them home or just kids definitely never did that. You had a rule you don't take home on the first day.

[Alita]

Not even a rule. It was just like, I never felt close enough to anyone to do that. Yeah, I would never do that. It just like, was so not my vibe. Maybe a goodnight kiss at most.

[David Dobrik]

Like good night. Like when they're in bed with you.

[Jason Nash]

Like good night.

[Alita]

Like when you're separating at the end of the book.

[David Dobrik]

I thought you like, read him something.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Good night. Time to go to sleep.

[Alita]

I tucked him in and then this was great.

[David Dobrik]

I love you.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[David Dobrik]

Sick. Okay, well, maybe I will. I'll probably try like one sooner or later. But also like, what's the fucking point? Like, it's like, I don't know, it's.

[Alita]

Nice to get to. You're in a different situation.

[David Dobrik]

I also don't want to build expectations that I like leaving the house.

[Jason Nash]

Don't turn the light out, Dave. What's that do you do like, everybody's an island, right?

[David Dobrik]

Can I tell you my favorite quote after this?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Everybody's an island, right?

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

And like, you know, you got to put the light out every night or else the boat will never see you.

[David Dobrik]

Okay, so send out DMs in the middle of the night letting people know I'm still here. Hey, come dock. I'm glowing.

[Jason Nash]

Come docking my asshole.

[Alita]

Come dock.

[Natalie Mariduena]

This is a real good story about.

[David Dobrik]

Bronx and his dad, Ryan. Real United Airlines customers. We were returning home and one of the flight attendants asked Bronx if he wanted to see the flight deck and meet Captain Andrew.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I got to sit in the driver's seat.

[David Dobrik]

I grew up in an aviation family, and seeing Bronx kind of reminded me of myself when I was that age.

[Alita]

That's Andrew, a real United pilot.

[David Dobrik]

These small interactions can shape a kid's future.

[Natalie Mariduena]

It felt like I was the captain.

[David Dobrik]

Allowing my son to see the flight deck will stick with us forever. That's how good leads the way.

[Alita]

You're also really picky. Have you talked about that?

[David Dobrik]

On, no. Well, do you think talk to us about finding love. Do you think Natalie and I have a chance?

[Alita]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Okay. But Natalie, who's getting married first, me or Natalie?

[Alita]

Natalie.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Alita]

Hehehe. Yeah, for sure. Because Natalie's gonna try more.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Yeah, True. Good point.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, fuck. When do you think it's gonna happen for Natalie, as somebody who knows this.

[Alita]

Quite well, who knows this so well, next year? I barely even know that. I don't believe what's happening. No. I do think if Natalie, like, actually tried, she could get this done pretty quickly.

[David Dobrik]

Like, in the next year, you're saying?

[Alita]

Yeah, Nat could for sure.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. 100%. Yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn.

[Alita]

And you. I think that if you find someone you actually like, you would be on, like, the same timeline that I'm on, and you would just go so fast, I think. Am I wrong?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I kind of agree with that.

[David Dobrik]

Well, what's the timeline you're on? You're looking to get married soon.

[Alita]

Yeah. And I am hoping that happens soon.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. Four months and you're ready to go.

[Jason Nash]

Wow.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I know.

[Alita]

That is crazy. We moved in together.

[David Dobrik]

Shut up.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You guys are living together?

[Jason Nash]

Living together.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, what?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No way.

[Alita]

We moved in, like, a few weeks ago.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Alita]

And what's also nice is we're like, oh, this doesn't feel any different than before because we never spent a night apart before this. So it feels so easy, like, not a single thing has changed.

[David Dobrik]

Did any of your friends, where they're like, you're moving in too quickly, or are you just, like, so adult at this point where they're like, nobody gives you advice like that?

[Alita]

No, they definitely did. And they were like, what are you doing? Like, that's kind of weird. But then once they would see us and they're like, actually, it makes sense. I get it. Like, that's cool. Go for it. And also, I've never been that person.

[David Dobrik]

So you've never been the person to jump ship like this and, like, move him, right?

[Alita]

Or. Yeah. Or even just, like. Like, someone you know, so they're like, oh, well, if you really do like him and he's so great to you, then. Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

And where did you guys meet?

[Alita]

Hinge.

[David Dobrik]

Wow.

[Alita]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Which one's that?

[Alita]

Hinge is, like, the. Out of all of them, it's the most common, but also, I would say, the classiest, like, tint. From what I understand, Tinder's probably more. If you're just looking to, like, sleep around, is Hinge.

[David Dobrik]

Like, questions, like, is it where on your profile?

[Alita]

Yeah, there's questions on your profile where.

[David Dobrik]

There'S, like, six questions or something.

[Alita]

It's like, three.

[David Dobrik]

If I was a dragon, would you take care of my eggs? I actually don't know what they are.

[Alita]

Yeah, totally. No, they have, like, a Hundred questions that you can choose from and I think you answer three. And so I liked his response. There's also pictures and you can either like a photo or you can like their response.

[David Dobrik]

Or by saying, did you guys delete your apps at the same time? Was that a cute moment where like, goodbye. Isn't Hinge the one with the tagline designed to be deleted?

[Alita]

Good job. You should get him an ad.

[David Dobrik]

Look at that.

[Alita]

Plugged up.

[David Dobrik]

Go Hinge. Use code Davis for 10% off.

[Alita]

We talked about it and then one day I was just like, oh, by the way, I deleted them. And he was like, I need to, but I don't wanna go into the app and look at all the conversations and people that I stopped talking to. So he was like, just take my phone and do it for me. Cause I don't want to say I.

[David Dobrik]

Thought he was gonna go.

[Alita]

So I'm staying on.

[David Dobrik]

Yes, I'm gonna stay on. I don't wanna see that again. I'll just keep it on my phone. And like, here you go.

[Alita]

Like, I just don't feel like opening it and seeing.

[David Dobrik]

Wow, that's a big green flag.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, yeah.

[Alita]

Everything about him is a green flag.

[David Dobrik]

Here's my phone, here's my hint.

[Alita]

Delete away. Have fun.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Damn. Did you investigate a little?

[David Dobrik]

Not at all.

[Alita]

I would never want to know because also, like, right before, I mean, he was newly single, which is kind of crazy. And I think he's just been on the apps for a month. And I think a guy in LA going on a dating app is in for the best time of their lives. Like, it's crazy. The girl to ratio. That's not true. Look at who you got.

[Jason Nash]

I got really lucky. Please. I didn't have good experience on the apps at all.

[Alita]

Do you remember, like the first month, though? I think maybe like in the beginning it can be this novelty of all these girls.

[Jason Nash]

Nope, I didn't have that.

[David Dobrik]

You think it's bad? You think LA is better for girls finding or guys finding girls 100%.

[Alita]

Oh, for sure. Waiting for not to answer too.

[David Dobrik]

But what does that mean? Like, it's better where, like, the girls will actually hang. Like, every girl I meet is like, I only use it to scroll, which I totally believe.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alita]

It's kind of like an Instagram. It is true.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah.

[Jason Nash]

I think the girls hold all the power. I don't know what you guys are saying.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, I agree.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But like that, but like, I just think that, like, the number of, like, beautiful women that are concentrated in LA is.

[David Dobrik]

I go through your guys hinges. Or I went through Natalie's or whatever and. Or whatever. Dating. I think it was Raya a little different. And the guys were really hot.

[Alita]

Hot because it's.

[Jason Nash]

Right.

[Alita]

But they don't go on dates. Like they're just there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Everybody on Rye is like a model.

[David Dobrik]

Or just like there to like hook up.

[Alita]

Yeah. I'm thinking about if you go into a restaurant in LA on a Saturday, Friday night.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah.

[Alita]

How many hot girls do you see and how many really good looking guys do you see? Dude ratios off.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know, guys, I think this is. I. I see things differently because I am a guy.

[Natalie Mariduena]

What, what, what men are you attracted to that you're seeing?

[David Dobrik]

I've seen a lot of sexy dudes that night.

[Alita]

Probably. Listen, 40 girls in two seconds for you to date you. How many guys could you list?

[David Dobrik]

Well, that's because we like go out.

[Alita]

But that's.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, the women are there.

[David Dobrik]

No, I know, but that's who we surround ourselves with. Like it'd be hard to constantly go out with 30 guys. Like you'd get at least study of possible. It's not possible in LA.

[Alita]

Yeah, but could you even name 30 guys that naturally date?

[David Dobrik]

I can't name one.

[Alita]

That's our point. Right. That's our point.

[Natalie Mariduena]

But like we could the.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you did meet a good guy this weekend.

[Alita]

What?

[Natalie Mariduena]

Thank you.

[Alita]

Are we gonna. Are we allowed to talk about.

[David Dobrik]

Not on the pod.

[Alita]

Not on the pod. I can't wait to hear about.

[Jason Nash]

Really?

[Alita]

That good?

[David Dobrik]

Oh, yeah.

[Alita]

Where did. Can we even say where he lives?

[Natalie Mariduena]

He lives in la.

[Alita]

Great. Amazing.

[David Dobrik]

Very close.

[Alita]

Well, I just learned that the answer could be Vegas.

[David Dobrik]

Could be Vegas.

[Alita]

I got scared.

[David Dobrik]

He lives in Vegas and also lives in la. But yeah. Wait, shit. What was I gonna say? What were we just talking about? Dating apps. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Alita]

On.

[David Dobrik]

People ever do this on a podcast? Keep this in, keep this in, keep this in. Me finding my train of thought. Come on. What was it? Talking about dating. Jay had no luck.

[Alita]

Yeah, but you. Okay, this is also what we should talk about. Jason, you're in this too. You have no luck until you do.

[Jason Nash]

Right?

[Alita]

It only takes one.

[David Dobrik]

I got it. Girls versus. This is what I was going to say. Girls versus guys. I've had this discussion with Natalie. Who do you think cheats more?

[Alita]

Oh, okay. I always thought guys, but I think as I've gotten into like the workplace or talk to my girlfriends. Not that they're cheating, but my girlfriends.

[David Dobrik]

When I met my group of girlfriends, it's us for sure.

[Alita]

I think it's girls now. I do.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I think it's really.

[David Dobrik]

I think that is crazy coming from a girl.

[Alita]

Because guys are, like, maybe a little bit more lazy about it. If a girl is gonna hit on a guy and he was wanting to cheat, then, yeah, he'd probably go for it. It. A girl, I think, has to seek it out more. But I do think that girls are willing.

[David Dobrik]

A girl seek out cheating. A girl can easily be cheating. She just has to show up at a.

[Alita]

Be open to it. Yes, but that's what I mean. Like, she has to be open to the idea of it. A guy could, like, a girl could just come up to a guy and hit on him and that's that. He'd be. Yeah, it'd be like he made a mistake that night or something. But I think women are more willing.

[David Dobrik]

You're saying guys are weaker to fold. Okay, I agree with that. That.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah. Women have more opportunity to cheat.

[Alita]

Yeah, yeah.

[Natalie Mariduena]

To cheat. Because men are just so horny. But horny men are just like.

[David Dobrik]

Women have more opportunity to cheat. I mean, I guess. Yes, that's true.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I mean, it kind of.

[David Dobrik]

But you have to activate that opportunity.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you have to put yourself.

[Jason Nash]

What's the difference between when a guy cheats and a girl cheats? A guy cheats because he's horny.

[Alita]

A girl cheats because she's emotionally missing something in that relationship. 100%.

[David Dobrik]

Really? What if. What if the sex isn't good in the relationship?

[Alita]

Oh, that's what I mean by emotional. It's like the whole thing. They're lacking something from their partner and some other guy is gonna give it to them. And they're like, oh, wait, that's what I've been wanting. Passion or something.

[David Dobrik]

That's really sad. It's so sad because somebody's listening to this right now that just got cheated on. What do you have to say to those people? No, I mean, that's really definitely somebody, like, for sure. Why is this fucking. Why are they talking about it now?

[Alita]

Anything cheats more, I think.

[David Dobrik]

I don't know. I think it's so. 50. 50.

[Alita]

I was gonna say 50 50.

[David Dobrik]

And I think it's so 50 50. Where every girl I talk to would kill me for saying 50 50. They'd be like, are you on fucking crack? Guys cheat way more than girls. I think it also just depends on where you live.

[Alita]

I also wonder, maybe in, like, a dating scenario, men cheat more. Cause it's so low stakes. But when it Comes to maybe marriage, maybe it's women more because that's where like, the loneliness or whatever that emotional lack comes from.

[David Dobrik]

Has anybody in this room cheated?

[Alita]

Never.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No.

[Alita]

No answer, David?

[David Dobrik]

No, I haven't. But I was waiting for Jay to answer. It was really funny. Then I forgot I wasn't answering. I was like, why is it taking him so long? And I'm like, wait, it's taking me.

[Alita]

Out or been cheated on or.

[David Dobrik]

I've never been cheated on.

[Alita]

Not that I know of.

[Jason Nash]

And I wouldn't want to know.

[Alita]

I wouldn't want to know either.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, really, you'd want to know.

[Alita]

It's about someone in the past.

[David Dobrik]

I have had one girlfriend. I dated her for like a month or two. It was like my first girlfriend. I have talked about her. I actually. She actually came to, like, now we're like, on good. We actually were always on good terms. We only dated for a month or two. But she would. She would say. I asked her if she dated, if she cheated in previous relationships, and she'd say, of course. Like, sometimes you're. Like sometimes you're missing something and, like, you just have to get it out of the way and like, that's it. It just makes your relationship stronger. And I like. And I was 18 at the time. She was 27. She was 27 or 28. So I just moved to LA. I was 18. She was 10 years older. And I remember, like, oh, okay, I guess that makes sense. I didn't think much of it. And then it took me about three weeks to catch up with how crazy that was.

[Alita]

Okay, good, I'm glad.

[David Dobrik]

Then I was like, okay, yeah, I can't do this. This might not be for me, but. Yeah, well, I wish. Natalie. Natalie, I wish you the best.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Oh, thank you, Alita.

[Alita]

Thank you. She doesn't even need your luck. Natalie's got this.

[David Dobrik]

Well, I'm just trying to be polite.

[Natalie Mariduena]

If anything, I would like for you to step out of the way so that I can have.

[Alita]

Ah, there you go.

[Jason Nash]

What are you looking for now? What's on your vision board for a man? You looking for a business guy? You looking for a creative, a funny guy?

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I mean, I don't really like their career. I don't really care about. But as long as they have some sort of success and passion with whatever.

[David Dobrik]

They'Re doing, do they have to. How much do they have to make a year?

[Natalie Mariduena]

A lot.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, what the fuck are you saying? Oh, you don't care what type of.

[Jason Nash]

Money? Just get the.

[David Dobrik]

I don't care if he's a drug dealer. No.

[Natalie Mariduena]

You don't want to be the provider in the relationship.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, I think that's what he. I thought that's what you were asking by job, Right? It's not like, do you want a cyclist?

[Jason Nash]

I wasn't asking you about money.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Well, you can be an artist. You could be a singer. He could be.

[Alita]

She's also saying she wants someone passionate. Doesn't matter necessarily. Need to be successful right now, but is like, working towards something she doesn't always want to be the breadwinner.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Interesting.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I just feel like I've always like Ilia. What?

[David Dobrik]

She's so passionate.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, no. That's so, like a weird passion.

[Alita]

Passion's a lot of life.

[Natalie Mariduena]

And I don't know, somebody that's like. I actually really don't know. I should probably sit down and figure that out.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, you should.

[David Dobrik]

It's new Year.

[Jason Nash]

You should check out your vision board. Make one and. Yeah, we're going to have a vision board night.

[Alita]

I should take a. Yes, I should. I've never done a vision board before. Yeah, I'm going to say this on the pod, too. Maybe this will help someone. Never done a vision board before, ever. I did it this last January, whatever of 2020. You guys, the on it is so cool. You know how I knew. You know how I knew it worked? So I was limited on magazines when I did it because it was like December 3rd or January 3rd or something. I think everyone had cleared them out and they got all the good. And I got like.

[David Dobrik]

You got the shitty vision.

[Alita]

Really bad magazines that I wasn't really working with my. So I pulled, like, random words. One of the words I pulled. This is when I knew my vision board was gonna work. It relates to you. One of the words that I put on there was magic, but I meant just like magic in life. And then February of that year, March of this year, you took me to meet David Blaine.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, wow.

[Alita]

For like, the first time ever, right? And I've been begging David for years. I remember I looked back at my vision board, like, a couple weeks later and I was like, wait, that's so cool. Like, one thing down on my vision board. Like, not the magic that I was thinking, but that's pretty cool. And then I had some other stuff on there, material things that I randomly got. And I was like, this is so weird. And then I had a picture of my boyfriend. Does not look like Prince Harry. But, like, people say that.

[David Dobrik]

No, he does.

[Alita]

Or one of them. Because the only available magazine was Like a royal magazine. And I had a picture of. It was either William or Harry, whatever, from their younger days, where they had, like, a little bit of red in his hair. And people say he has a little bit of red in his hair, and they have, like, high hair. Yes. And I also put next to it the word king, which I think was. Because it was a royal magazine. And in my phone, his name is King.

[Jason Nash]

No.

[Alita]

And I was cleaning. When I was moving, I found my vision board again.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, whose name is King?

[Alita]

My boyfriend's name, and my phone is my King.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, whatever. But how crazy happened to me?

[Alita]

King is on the vision board and, like, right next to that picture of this boy. And I was like, oh, both fat ass.

[Jason Nash]

We got to make you guys vision boards. Same thing happened to me. Really? Yeah. I did a vision board with Harry Jowsy, and, like, two of the things come true.

[David Dobrik]

Crazy guy. To do a vision board.

[Jason Nash]

Wait, wait.

[Alita]

You told us about this.

[Jason Nash]

It was his idea.

[David Dobrik]

What magazine did you use? Playboys?

[Jason Nash]

No, we just wrote stuff down. But we had, like, a big board.

[Alita]

And wasn't this right before you met Jim Carrey?

[Jason Nash]

Yes, And I remember.

[Alita]

I remember this.

[Jason Nash]

Yes, yes, yes.

[David Dobrik]

Do you remember?

[Jason Nash]

This was like, the next day.

[David Dobrik]

I don't remember the vision boards, but.

[Jason Nash]

I wrote, like, have dinner with Dave Chappelle. On the next day, Jim Carrey walked up to me. And then. And then. Right, and then. And then, number one was, meet the love of my life.

[David Dobrik]

Meet the love of your life. That's when we met.

[Jason Nash]

And that.

[David Dobrik]

That was that long ago.

[Jason Nash]

And then, though, that happened, I don't know, maybe a couple months later.

[David Dobrik]

Wow. I'm gonna try it.

[Alita]

Yeah. Perfect timing for this.

[Jason Nash]

We're gonna do a night with magazines.

[Natalie Mariduena]

We should all do a baby.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Jason Nash]

Can we do it here?

[David Dobrik]

Sure.

[Alita]

Should we do it here?

[Jason Nash]

Yes. Oh, nice.

[Alita]

Wait. The people should send you their vision boards then at the end of next year.

[David Dobrik]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Taylor also, though, vision boards.

[Alita]

Vision boards. And she has a boyfriend.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I vision boarded. I still don't have a boyfriend.

[David Dobrik]

Did you put boyfriend?

[Alita]

No, but what you. You don't know what you for sure put on there.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I do. It was my phone background all year.

[David Dobrik]

What if you put.

[Alita]

What if I put paper or.

[Jason Nash]

You didn't.

[Natalie Mariduena]

No, I didn't do a paper.

[Alita]

No, no, I've had the. I've had the phone once. That's not.

[David Dobrik]

But your vision board could have been misinterpreted. Like, let's say you put horse cock, and obviously you're thinking. You're thinking boyfriend. But what you got was a Ferrari and the symbol's a horse.

[Natalie Mariduena]

She had the car. On my vision board, the car was the one thing that I came through.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, you had Ferrari on there?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I had a Porsche, but, like, I wanted a sports car. That's what I wanted this year.

[David Dobrik]

So you did Porsche and you did horse cock?

[Natalie Mariduena]

I did them all.

[Jason Nash]

What would you put on yours if you had yours?

[David Dobrik]

A horse cock.

[Alita]

What would you put? That's a great question, Jason.

[David Dobrik]

I would put.

[Jason Nash]

Put three things.

[David Dobrik]

Three things?

[Jason Nash]

Yeah. Harry's was wild.

[David Dobrik]

Sex, money, drugs. I mean, what would I actually want?

[Jason Nash]

What would you put on there? Love. Be really specific.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, okay. Like. Okay, Like a specific character or something that, like, embodies love for me.

[Jason Nash]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, that's good. Probably. Probably Marlin from Marlin. Nemo.

[Jason Nash]

Marlon, you want to meet the person from Finding Nemo? Oh, you want to go to Sydney?

[David Dobrik]

I want to go to Sydney.

[Alita]

42 Wallaby Way.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God. I'm connecting. I'm going to Sydney for New Year's. I must. I'm probably gonna meet somebody there. Wait, let me say another word, Nat, and you connect it.

[Natalie Mariduena]

There we go.

[Jason Nash]

Okay.

[David Dobrik]

Okay.

[Natalie Mariduena]

Vampire, you're gonna surprise me with Robert Pattinson.

[David Dobrik]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Nash]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie Mariduena]

I'm so excited. This is the best vision board ever.

[David Dobrik]

All right, guys. Well, that's all the time we have for today's pod. Thank you guys, for listening. Thank you, Lita, for joining us. Wow.

[Alita]

Thanks for having me. This was great.

[David Dobrik]

Go watch the new spongebob movie.

[Alita]

Spongebob movie? We're watching it tonight.

[David Dobrik]

Yeah, we're watching it tonight at the house. And we'll see you later, Jay. Thank you, Natalie. Goodbye.