Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush

Summary

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Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

Episode: Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush
Date: October 22, 2025

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Overview

This lively episode centers on David Dobrik’s elaborate surprise: fulfilling his mom’s lifelong dream of meeting her celebrity crush, Jon Bon Jovi. Amid classic, unfiltered banter, David, Jason, and frequent guest Natalie cover behind-the-scenes details of the surprise, their philosophies on health and antibiotics, awkward fan interactions, open relationships, existential tech musings—and, as always, copious bits of comedy and quirk. The episode showcases both warm family moments and the group’s trademark absurd humor.

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Episode Highlights

1. Podcast Mishaps & Health Talk (01:13–06:14)

• Mildly Roasting Lost Recordings: The trio jokes about a previously deleted episode and forgetting what they talked about.
• David & Jason’s “Old Man” Coughs: Light banter on being sick, with David admitting he probably got everyone sick on purpose.
• The Miracle of Antibiotics:
  • David enthuses about how antibiotics “heal everything,” joking, “I think you could just pop them in your mouth whenever, and you’re good to go. I was on my deathbed six days ago!” (02:53, David)
  • Relays that his doctor is on call for everything, even getting IVs delivered in 15 minutes (elite YouTuber perks).
  • Introduces an interesting medical misconception: the difference between personal immunity and the larger issue of antibiotic resistance.
  • David: “So basically, that's me being selfish, taking more antibiotics, because it's not actually affecting me, just affecting the greater good. Does that make sense?” (05:45, David)

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2. The Big Jon Bon Jovi Surprise (06:43–14:12)

• The Set-Up:

  • Years in the making, David orchestrates a first-class, helicopter-fueled “premiere trip” to New York for his mom and her friends, under the guise of work.
  • Natalie: “This is like a video that I... My mom told me that she'd only be in my vlog for one reason, and that's to be surprised by this man.” (06:53, David)

• The Reveal:

  • His mom starts to suspect: “We're not going to a premiere... it's not him, is it?” (08:36, David paraphrasing his mom)
  • On her encyclopedic Bon Jovi fandom: “She knows there’s no other reason I'd be filming her in New Jersey other than him.” (08:44, David)
  • Small anecdotes: driving through Bon Jovi-themed parts of New Jersey, including the “Jon Bon Jovi Highway.”

• Visiting Bon Jovi’s Restaurant:

  • No prices on the menu, “pay what you can or volunteer,” which they call “fucking incredible.” (09:44–10:13)

• Off-Camera Nerves:

  • Mom’s adorable freak-out post-meeting.
  • Natalie’s quiet five minutes in the car with Bon Jovi:
    • “It just felt like my dad was sitting there and just having a conversation.” (11:41, Natalie)

• Surprise Mastery:

  • Jason: “David is so good at surprises, guys. Like, if you were in the midst of one of his surprises, he's so fucking good.” (12:17, Jason)
  • David coordinated fake calls, texts, decoy themes, and even involved friends at a movie studio to sell the story.
  • Funny struggle: holding in the urge to hum Bon Jovi tunes and accidentally nearly giving away the secret (13:32–14:12).

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3. Awkward Fan Encounters, Nudity, & Modern Relationships (16:30–28:32)

• How to Approach Celebrities:
  • Jason prefers a simple “yo, you’re the best,” but recounts very few starstruck successes; David laments fake “too cool to care” fan personas.
• The “Boob Out” Dilemma:
  • Both recount moments when fans' breasts unintentionally pop out during photos.
  • David, awkwardly: “There's been times where I've fully taken a picture with people and their tit is out...you'll fucking see this in your phone later.” (18:39, David)
  • Natalie admits, “Yeah, it happens to me. Guilty,” after telling a story at a UCLA football tailgate. (19:35, Natalie)
  • Callback to a moment on an RV trip where Natalie's own “wardrobe malfunction” went unnoticed for a minute: “I see your eyes...three different occasions glance at the nip. Like the first one's like...a quick double take, second one’s confirming, third one is like, I can't look away.” (20:56, David)
• Telling People About Embarrassments:
  • Jason claims he easily tells close friends they have something in their teeth or bad breath.
• Male Nudity in Movies:
  • Inspired by a recent film, they discuss how male nudity is usually with well-endowed actors.
  • Jason: “My thing is, whenever I see male nudity, the actor always has a huge penis, which I don’t think is brave at all.” (23:18, Jason)
• Movie Rec: “Splitsville”
  • David admires its contemporary vibe and interweaving of goofy and earnest relationship bits.
  • Explores the concept of open relationships—discusses whether they’ve seen them work, and how modern connections blur emotional, physical, intellectual boundaries.
  • Natalie pokes fun at David’s extreme, sometimes contradictory opinions about romance:
    • “This is why you're never going to find love. Because you can't decide between, I want to be in an open relationship with a lesbian and I can have sex with other girls...or you want to find the love of your life and move back to Vernon Hills...” (28:52, Natalie)

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4. Vibes, Math, & Miscellaneous Quirk (29:38–31:28)

• Random Games:
  • Their group once played a game to cut pretzels perfectly in half—David wins, of course.
  • David claims a magical “sixth sense” for guessing the approximate result of complex multiplication. “I’m really good at giving...I have like an instinct for numbers that I think is like a sixth sense.” (29:53, David)
• Lighthearted Banter & Mocking:
  • Natalie and Jason joke about David’s “headline-based” perspective and extremes.

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5. Getting Older, Tech, and Existential Dread (33:02–37:17)

• Drinking Tolerance Changes:
  • David finds he can’t drink like he used to; Natalie and Jason commiserate.
• Future Longevity & AI:
  • Jason brings up a quote: “If you can live to 2050, you can live for a thousand years.” (33:56, Jason)
  • Philosophical musings on immortality’s possible downsides, mass suicides, simulated reality, and whether we’re stuck in loops. David waxes existential (“Am I just living the same life? Is this the simulation?”).
• Natalie’s Patience Wears Thin:
  • “I can actually actively feel my brain, like, melting when you start talking about [AI].” (36:49, Natalie)

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6. Social Media, Tech Anxiety & Celebrity Wealth (40:01–46:41)

• Social Media Mishaps:
  • Jason accidentally reposts an AI-generated, dubious Taylor Swift article and gets roasted by the group chat.
• Generational Tech Anxiety:
  • Jason’s phone habits get mocked for being “old man” style (hard taps, confusion).
  • Joke about future grandparents struggling with neural tech (“Grandpa, you have to blink with purpose!”).
• Dead Internet Theory:
  • Jason shares theories about bots dominating the internet, making it feel “dead.”
• Tesla Roadster Update:
  • David asks if fans care about the long-awaited Tesla Roadster, recounts putting down $250K and predicting its release and possible hover capabilities.
• YouTube Riches & Ethics:
  • Jason talks about streamer Charlie (MoistCr1TiKaL) turning off tips after earning $35M on YouTube, $8M on Twitch.
  • David: “I always wish I was, like, a certain rich, where I didn’t have to, like, also film it.” (48:15, David)

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7. Giving Back, Vlogging, and the Ethics of Generosity (47:54–49:20)

• Car Giveaway at the Wedding:
  • David surprises the groom at Bella’s wedding with a new truck.
  • “It was incredible. But I wish I could have just given it to him...one car surprise, I want to do casually, but I also want it on video, so I don’t know. I can never decide.” (48:43, David)
  • The reaction is so ecstatic someone tries to “stick his finger in [Jason’s] butt,” thinking he was a friend.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “David is so good at surprises, guys. Like, if you were in the midst of one of his surprises, he's so fucking good.” (12:17, Jason)

• “You’ll just be, like, standing by my mom…and you’ll have nothing to say, but that’s all you’re thinking about.” – On keeping surprises secret (14:12, David)

• “There's been times where I've fully taken a picture with people and their tit is out…you'll fucking see this in your phone later.” (18:39, David)

• “Your dick pops up a couple times, you're like, 'Oh my God, my big dick.'” – Jason poking fun at predictable male nudity in film (23:40, Jason)

• “You think in such extremes. It’s like, there’s no in between.” (29:18, Natalie to David)

• “If you can live to 2050, you can live for a thousand years.” (33:56, Jason)

• “I can actually actively feel my brain, like, melting when you start talking about it.” (36:49, Natalie)

• “I always wish I was, like, a certain rich, where I didn’t have to, like, also film it.” (48:15, David)

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Key Timestamps for Reference

• 06:43 – Start of the Bon Jovi surprise planning story
• 09:44 – Insights into Bon Jovi’s “pay what you can” restaurant
• 13:32 – The intricacies and emotional labor of orchestrating big surprises
• 18:39 – The group’s frank confessions about celebrity/fan encounters and handling awkward moments
• 23:18 – Hilarious take on male nudity in movies
• 24:08 – “Splitsville” discussion and the philosophy of open relationships
• 33:56 – Futurism: “Living a thousand years”
• 36:49 – Natalie’s AI existential fatigue
• 40:01 – Social media faux pas and generational digital divide
• 42:52 – Roadster speculation (hover car? Flying car?)
• 46:03 – YouTuber streamer wealth and tipping ethics
• 48:15 – David’s pure wish to give, not just film, generosity
• 49:11 – Wedding car surprise: and an unintended, enthusiastic groomsman

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Tone

• Conversational, irreverent, and freewheeling: Joking, oversharing, and warm camaraderie.
• Self-deprecating and absurd: No topic too awkward or taboo.
• Touch of wholesomeness: Family surprises and generosity balanced by zany storytelling.

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This episode captures the essence of VIEWS: unpredictable conversation, surprising vulnerability, and chaotic comedy revolving around the highs and lows of internet fame and real-life relationships—with a big heart at the center.

Transcript

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[Jason]

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[David]

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[Jason]

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[Natalie]

I knew that's where I was gonna go.

[Jason]

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[David]

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[Jason]

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[David]

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[Jason]

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[David]

Mediocre? Jay, I gave celebrity tips.

[Jason]

It was. It was mediocre pottery.

[David]

Wait, what did I even talk about? I don't know. See?

[Jason]

Exactly.

[David]

But, Jay, that's. I forget what we talk about every pod, so. That's not fair.

[Jason]

What was that?

[David]

Are you dying?

[Jason]

I've been sick.

[David]

Wait, Jay, that was a crazy cough. I know when an old person coughs like that. That's not.

[Jason]

When an old person finishes a bottle of water.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

You ever see that? You ever see an old person, like, finish a bottle of water? It's like, goes up really slow and they're like.

[David]

No. No.

[Jason]

You never seen that?

[David]

No, no. What I'm just trying to say is, like, that's, like, scary when I see you cough like that.

[Jason]

Yeah, man, I've been sick. Guess who got me sick.

[David]

Me.

[Jason]

David. Double.

[David]

Yeah, but I'm telling you, it's a good. I'm trying to get everybody sick.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know. Well, I know you going around spitting everybody's mouth.

[David]

Jay Shetty came by the other day. Jay Shetty came by two days ago. And I was like, yo, I'm sick. But if you want to get it out of the way. Yeah. I'd happily give you a smooch.

[Jason]

What do you say?

[David]

Thank you. Yeah. But I do believe in that. I believe in, like, if. If someone's sick, if you hear more than two people are sick, you should just get on with it and, like, find the source.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

And just get it over with. You're huddled together like Taylor's getting sick now, and I'm like, this is good. You're gonna get it over with before Halloween.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but then it's gonna be prime during Halloween now.

[David]

What do you mean it's gonna be prime? Then I'll be back to you, dude. First of all, I'm on antibiotics. I do this thing where I just.

[Jason]

Why did you just sound like qu. The straight guy there?

[David]

Cuz I think they're.

[Jason]

I'm on antibiotic.

[David]

I'm going to say a hot take about antibiotics. I think they heal everything. I think you could just pop them in your mouth whenever and you're good to go. Cuz I was on my deathbed six days ago. Like, quite literally. I'm on day four.

[Jason]

Oh.

[David]

Of my antibiotics right now. I feel better than I felt all year. I felt. I feel better than after my Zela transformation.

[Natalie]

Really?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

That's why you've been so chipper.

[David]

Yeah, I've been super chipper. And I asked my doctor. So I had this whole theory. I had this whole theory with my doctor. I was like, well, can I not. I only take antibiotics. Like, I only allow myself to take them twice a year. Yeah, because I've heard. Because I heard that it's gonna. It's gonna fuck with your immunity, right?

[Jason]

Immunity.

[David]

You build up immunity. But I told my doctor that, because I have. Okay, so here's a little flex. I have this doctor that I text. His name in my phone is Dr. Yeah.

[Jason]

And like the guy who wants pictures.

[David]

Why?

[Jason]

He wants pictures for his kids, right?

[Natalie]

No, that's like his assistant.

[David]

No, that's his assistant.

[Jason]

Oh, that's.

[David]

He doesn't even know that happens.

[Jason]

Okay, let's take that.

[David]

He doesn't. He doesn't even know that happens. But my doctor's really sick. Not sick. He's dope.

[Jason]

He's dope.

[David]

He's healthy. He's dope because I text him. So, like, after Halloween or after my birthday. Yeah, we needed an IV and I was like, is there any way we can get an IV? And he's like, it'll be there in 15 minutes. In 15 minutes, he got an IV to my house.

[Jason]

What's the cost? Not a lot. Well, it's $9,000, Jay. But no, it was here in 15 minutes.

[David]

No, no, I think it's like, there's.

[Natalie]

An annual fee that you pay, but.

[David]

I think it's like 6, 500 a year. Yeah, like, I think it's something really doable.

[Jason]

Ivy is anytime.

[David]

I know.

[Natalie]

And you can call him, text him at any Time.

[David]

You can text him at any time, call him about anything, every, anytime. Like, I'm feeling sick. I send him a picture of my throat, and he goes, this is what you need. This, this. And just rest. Most of the time, it's like, you're fine. Just go to sleep. That's what he says. And it's incredible. So I texted him. I was like, can I just have antibiotics? I have a big week ahead. I just need to get this out of the way. And he's like. He's like, CVS 20 minutes. And then Taylor goes, picks it up. And then I asked him. I'm like, so I heard you build immunity if you take antibiotics without cause. Like, without 100% cause. That's why I still only take them twice a year. That is my rule.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

But he told me that that's wrong. The actual virus builds immunity, like, as a collective. So not your own bodybuilding immunity, but the whole.

[Natalie]

The germ is building the.

[David]

The germ is building a tolerance to the antibiotic. So, like, in the world, the germ will be stronger. You know what I mean?

[Jason]

But in you, you're good.

[David]

Yeah. So. So. And then I asked my Microsoft copilot. I was like. I asked my AI. I was like, so is that. So when my doctor told me bubble by, I told him what my doctor said, and he's like, yes, your doctor's right. And then I was like, so basically, that's me being. It's me being selfish, taking more antibiotics because it's not actually affecting me, just affecting the greater good. Does that make sense?

[Natalie]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[David]

But I never knew that, because I think you probably thought that it was just like your own immunity.

[Natalie]

I thought that antibiotics. Well, I think it is also true. The antibiotics kill all bacteria. The good and the bad.

[David]

Sure.

[Natalie]

So that.

[David]

I feel incredible. I mean, this is. I'm scared of the comedown. I feel like I'm on Molly. I don't know what he gave me.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Yeah, it's pretty incredible. I woke up today and I was like, let's go shower. I said stuff like that out loud.

[Jason]

Like I was narrating.

[Natalie]

That's so nice. It's like, the best feeling.

[David]

Do you know how rare those days.

[Natalie]

Are when you're incredibly rare? When you're, like, motivated to actually get the fuck up out of bed?

[Jason]

I hate showering.

[David]

Showering's tough, especially in different places.

[Jason]

I'm hairy too, so it's tough to always tell Naveen, I don't want to shower because I have to dry it's tough to dry when you're hairy.

[David]

Oh, I didn't even think about that. Yeah.

[Jason]

Are you hairy just down below, right?

[David]

Just down below. You know what I mean, Natalie?

[Jason]

But, yeah, what can we expect in the vlog tomorrow?

[David]

In the vlog? Oh, yeah, it's coming out tomorrow.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

We got to surprise my mom with her celebrity crush. It was a big deal.

[Natalie]

Many years in the making.

[David]

Many years in the making. This is like. This is like a video that I. My mom told me that she'd always. She'd only be in my vlog for one reason, and that's to be surprised by this man. She said, that's the only time you can grow me anytime I want to be a vlog. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And for some reason, I got her to be in the vlog without her expecting it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I think she thought I was, like, filming something. I don't know. I tricked her into it. I was like, her friends were in town, and I was like, do you guys want a free trip to New York?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And then all three of them went. We all went first class, took a helicopter. It's really, really fun. And then my mom thought we were going to some premiere for work, but really, it was to be surprised by this, man.

[Jason]

Oh, damn.

[David]

Well, I can just say, right? Who cares?

[Jason]

Like, why don't you wait?

[David]

Why?

[Jason]

Well, I think it's going up before the vlog.

[David]

Yeah, I know. But let the people know. It's kind of okay.

[Jason]

Yeah. If you want to.

[David]

If they're the podcast. Listen, it's John Bon Jovi. You gave love, which is really sick. And my mom was super excited. She was really embarrassed after, Remember, we had to, like, talk her off a ledge for, like, an hour. My mom was like, I fucked it up. She was like, I. I was trying to play it cool, and it's like, I did it. And, like, this was all off camera. There's, like, one moment that I got that was on camera, but, like, off camera, like, in the car, she was just like. She was like. She was really panicked. I was like, yeah, because she. Because she. She reacted like. Like a true fan, which is what I was worried about. I was like, I think my eyes. My mom going to be nervous on camera. She, like, not going to, like, react improperly. But no, she reacted like. It all added up. It was like. And. And there's a moment in the car that you'll see where I'm like, we're not going to premiere. And then in 10 seconds, on her Own. She goes, it's not him, is it?

[Jason]

Knows.

[David]

She knows that there's no other reason I'd be filming her in New Jersey other than him. And in New Jersey. Yes. And we were driving. This won't be in the vlog. Cause she said it off camera, too. But we were driving around New Jersey. We had to drive an hour away. Like, outside of New York.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And. And we were driving, like, through the New Jersey neighborhoods. And she's like, doesn't Bon Jovi live here? And I'm like, this is fucking crazy.

[Jason]

Not only that, but the highway is named Jon Bon Jovi Highway.

[David]

Yeah. But she didn't see that.

[Jason]

Right, Right. But she could have.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying, like, how crazy is it that, like, my mom knows.

[Natalie]

How crazy much about him?

[Jason]

How crazy. You have a highway named after you?

[David]

Yeah. And then on our way back, Natalie and Jason pointed him out every. There was, like, a John Bon Jovi pit stop. He owns that entire town of New Jersey. And then he also has. Then he showed us his. He. We went to go see a. We went to go to his restaurant.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Which is really cool. There's no prices. Wait, can we talk about this?

[Natalie]

What?

[David]

Okay. We can talk about it.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

There's no pr. Yeah. Yeah. There's no prices on any of the food, and it's strictly pay whatever you feel you can. And if you can't pay, you can volunteer in the kitchen.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Which is really sick. So it's like, people in need can come, or people that want to support people in need. You can come. We got some hats for a thousand bucks. Is awesome.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Or you can come in, eat for free, and leave. Or if you're feeling gracious, you stay and you, like, help the kitchen clean up. I think it's fucking incredible.

[Jason]

I tell everyone. And then when I wear that hat, I'm like, jon Bon Jovi gave that to me.

[David]

Oh, yeah. When he gave us the hats.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

But now I wear it around and I tell people.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. It's quite the cool.

[David]

It was a fucking cool. That's a cool dude to see.

[Natalie]

So cool. He looks so cool.

[David]

He looks so cool. And then we saw. And then we were seeing. Not seeing. We were listening to songs on the way back.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And that was so fun. Like, once you meet a celeb and you start listening their music in the car, you're like, damn, it's just fucking sick.

[Jason]

It all connects.

[David]

It's. It's really, really sick. So that was. That's one of my favorite vlog moments, I think that we've totally. We've ever had.

[Natalie]

Can you imagine? Like, his son is the one that helped set everything up.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And like, just to, like, for that. To be your dad, like, for your dad to be, like, a true fucking rock star is, like, so crazy. And he's a normal guy, right? Like, he was, like, walking around his restaurant saying hi to everybody. Like, he's very humble, very, like, very normal. Normal. But he's a fucking, like, legend rock star. It's so crazy.

[David]

So the way we set it up is we drove to Jersey, and I told my mom I had to stop and get, like, groceries for the premiere or something. Like, snacks. I had to get snacks. And when we went into the gas station, Bon Jovi snuck into the back of my car where Natalie was sitting with him. So Natalie had, like, five minutes alone while my mom and I. My mom and I were in the gas station. And Natalie. Natalie's sitting next to Bon Jovi in the backseat of the Tesla for what?

[Jason]

What happened in those five minutes?

[Natalie]

I don't know. I was, like, trying to be very professional, as I do five minutes with Jovi. But, yeah, no, he was, like, really nice. He was asking me about the drive, and it just kind of felt like my dad was sitting there and just having a conversation, just kind of, like, catching up or very.

[David]

I don't know, which is crazy, because it's like, you see this guy, and you're like, yeah, you're a regular dude. But, like, the memories, the things that are in this guy's head are probably crazy to be a rock star in the. When did they start? Like, the 80s.

[Jason]

The 80s. Yeah. Yeah. That's when they came about like this.

[David]

Like a true rock star.

[Jason]

I tell you what's interesting is David is so good at surprises, guys. Like, if you were in the midst of one of his surprises, he's so fucking good. He even had a movie person call on the way to Jersey. We have this friend who's great, who works at a studio, who works at a studio. And she's like, really great. And she got on the call, and she was like, hey, guys, are you on your way? And David's on speaker, and he's like, yeah, yeah, we're on our way. And David's mom's like, oh, okay. Yes, yes. And she's like, and don't forget, you gotta get your snacks. Cause you know the whole theme for this premiere is, what snacks are you bringing? And she's like, oh, okay, okay. And David's like, oh, man, we're gonna have to stop at 7:11 and get snacks. And it's so well orchestrated.

[David]

Like, you'd never know.

[Jason]

You'd never know. You're so good at it.

[David]

Yeah, I love that.

[Jason]

Yeah, it sells it so well. You'd be great in pro wrestling.

[David]

Pro wrestling.

[Jason]

Yeah, you. You would be really good in pro wrestling.

[David]

There was more to. There was like, even, like, my. Even my sisters had to pretend like they were going to the premiere. So we had to send my sister's text from the driver. The driver's picking them up. And then my mom texted my sister was like, is the driver there yet? And then they just send like an Uber picture. Like, it was like. It's like, there's like a lot that goes into it that's like, so that you'll never, ever see in the video.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

But it just helps so much when the person's duped at the end of it. Yeah, that's the best part. The one thing I did do in the car is we were driving up and. And I was just singing to myself and I just go shot through the heart. Like, as we were driving up and I fucking. And right as I said shot through the heart, I caught myself and I went shot through the heart. La la la la la la. Boom, boom, bam, bam, bam, bam. Making sounds. I was like, that's the worst. I don't think there's anything tougher than holding a surprise in for a singer.

[Jason]

Yeah, I did it. When we landed, I was walking with your mom and her friends, and I did the same exact thing and went shut through the. Yeah.

[David]

Because you have nothing. Because you'll just be, like, standing by my mom. By my mom. And you'll have nothing to say. But that's all you're thinking about. Yeah. Yeah. That is really funny. Guys, real quick, I wanted to let you know about Price Picks because this episode is brought to you by Price Picks. You and I make decisions every day, but on Price Picks, being right can get you paid. Don't miss any of the excitement this sports season on Price Picks. Whether you're a football fan, a basketball fan, or a fan of both like me, Jay, it always feels good to be right, guys. Okay, so this is real. This is a real thing that happened.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

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[Jason]

Really?

[David]

I put $3,000 when you were here all by yourself? Yeah. No, I had so much time.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

So I bet Jacobi Myers. Getting so the way you do, you bet on more or less. So you're not betting on, like, people winning, but you're going. Okay. Jacoby Myers will get under five receptions, right? So I bet under.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

And he only got four.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Therefore, I won that pick. And then my next pick was how many field goals would be made by Eddie Pinero. And I bet anything over one and a half field goals.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

And he got four. So I won that. So $3,000 made me $9,000. No. Yeah.

[Jason]

Damn.

[David]

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[Jason]

Yeah. I was doing it this weekend with Naveen's brother.

[David]

How'd it go?

[Jason]

He was killing it. He wasn't betting $3,000, but he was doing.

[David]

If you have a savant on here.

[Jason]

He won a couple hundred bucks.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

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[Jason]

Literally.

[David]

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[Jason]

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[David]

Learn [e-mail] I was thinking about ways to, like, approach celebrities in, like, the smoothest way possible. How would you approach a celebrity, Jay?

[Jason]

Come up and just be like, yo, you're the best.

[David]

I like that. You do. That's actually basically what I was gonna say.

[Jason]

It never works for me.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

No.

[David]

No. Okay.

[Jason]

So I've had one good celebrity combo. Judah Apatow. That was it.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah, I remember that one.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I think, though. Okay, so I think a really, like, standard way that people used to think that you were like, I think Disney made this, like, a thing is like, you approach celebrities by, like, by not approaching them and pretending like you don't know who they are.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Like, I think Disney Channel made that a big thing, like, with, like, the Movie starstruck. It was like the. The singer always falls for the people. It's like, wait, you don't know who I am? And then the girl's like, no. And then they fall in love. I think that was, like, perpetuated totally earlier, and I don't. And I think that's, like, so incredibly wrong.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

Where it's, like, really aggravating.

[Jason]

Well, we'll think about it. If the shoes on the other foot. If someone does that to you, you hate that. Or, like, if you find out that somebody, like, does, like, you, but they're pretending they don't.

[David]

Yeah. Like, if they don't know. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Like, I'm no. You know, I'm no Bon Jovi, but I've had. I've had, like. I've probably gotten to take, like, a couple thousand pictures of people, and it's really fun. Like, I think I've gotten every interaction under the sun. Like, I've gotten the people too cool for school. People overreacting people. The one I get a lot, actually, is boobs falling out. You get that boobs falling out, and it's so hard.

[Natalie]

That's really funny. Actually, I did have one recently. I went to the boob fell out.

[David]

I know that's such a crazy thing, but, like. And it's the most fucking awkward one.

[Jason]

What do you do?

[David]

You don't. That's. I still don't know how to approach it because, like, sometimes somebody will be so excited, and they'll, like, be bouncing up and down, and, like, a boob will fall out. And I'm talking, like, full boo and, like, boop. And that's really tough. Cause if I'm by myself or, like, not with Natalie, there's been times where I've, like, hit Natalie, and I'm like, yo, say something. Because I don't want to say anything.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

But there's also been times that I've fully taken a picture with people and their tit is out. And, like, I just. I just pretended like I had no idea. I'm just like, you'll fucking see this in your phone later. Like, because it's such a. It's like. What do you say?

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's very uncomfortable.

[David]

That happened to you?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I was at. I went to the UCLA game this weekend. Football game.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And Alex. DJ Renfrey was DJing the tailgate.

[David]

And this just happened to you?

[Natalie]

This just happened, like, three days ago.

[David]

Yeah. Okay. So it's more common than, like, super.

[Natalie]

And this girl was super drunk. Whenever she's a College girl at the tailgate, and she just comes jumping up and down. She's wearing, like, a lacy bra as a top tit is fully just out. And she's, like, running full speed at me. And then her boyfriend is also drunk, but, like, took the photos. And I was just, like. The interaction happened so quickly.

[David]

Did you tell her?

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

No, no.

[David]

Yeah. See, it's. I get that.

[Jason]

I would think you'd have a little sympathy after what happened on the bus with us.

[Natalie]

No, for sure.

[David]

Oh, that's really funny.

[Natalie]

I mean. Yeah, it happens to me. Guilty.

[David]

We went to. We went to Bella's wedding, and I got an RV because I figured that it'd be, like, fun.

[Natalie]

More convenient somehow.

[David]

More convenient to get all of us to the wedding in an rv.

[Jason]

It was an old rv.

[David]

Yeah. And I thought it'd be, like, fun for the vlog we're offering. Shot nothing in the. In the fucking rv. There's only one thing we shot, and I can't really use it, but. And also didn't need the RV because only 5 of us ended up going in the rv, which is, like, a car full of people.

[Jason]

Totally.

[David]

Could have just taken a car. Made it so much more complicated with an rv.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

But we were pulling out of the driveway. Alex was driving, so I could, like, film in the back. But Alex, I'm telling you, came like, a hair away from hitting the neighbor's car. Like, a hair. So I was like, fuck it, dude. I'm driving. That's crazy that you just almost did that right off the jump. And then as I hop in the seat and I'm like, whatever, arranging. All of a sudden, I hear Jason go, natalie, your fucking nipple's been staring at us for the last 30 seconds. And Natalie's filming. Natalie's, like, filming for me, like, the vlog. And Natalie's not filming it properly. So I'm getting so angry. Cause I'm like, this is fucking. This is some hot stuff. Natalie's tit is out, and everyone's. And she's out. So I was, like, angry in the front seat maneuvering this fucking rv. I was. I want to be back there filming the fucking. Whatever's happening.

[Jason]

Damn, I should have had you pull over.

[David]

I should have pulled over. But then I. I watched back the footage, Jay. Yeah, I watched back the footage. And so Natalie's recording, like, probably a minute before you say something about her tit. Yeah, I could see. I see your eyes. And Zayn eyes. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Three different occasions like, glance at the nip. Like the first one's like, first one's like you do a quick double take. Second one, like, is like confirming it's there. And third one is like, I can't look away cuz like a car accident. And then you finally told her. But it's so funny watching that footage because you just see your eye. You can't even really talk to Natalie. You're doing this like half.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm freaking out cuz Naveen's next to me.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

You're like, I don't know whether to make mention of it or no.

[David]

I'm telling you, boob out is one of the most complicated things.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

To like to tell a girl, especially.

[Jason]

If you're asking for a picture.

[David]

I have a hard time. I have a hard time telling someone that they have something in their teeth. Like I'm that kind of guy. I just like, I can't do it. I'm trying to get better at it, but it's always so embarrassing. Have you ever been able to tell somebody that?

[Jason]

Yeah, I do it all the time.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. Hey, something in your teeth.

[David]

Have you been able to tell somebody that their breath stinks?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. Close friend. Close friend. And go, hey, your breath stinks. But that breath stinks is a tough one because it's like, that's an inner thing. It's like a stomach thing. There's not much they can do.

[David]

Sometimes it could be fixed with like gum.

[Natalie]

I mean. Yeah. You could chew a piece of gum or brush your teeth.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David]

No, it depends on.

[Jason]

Hey, what do you think about male nudity in a movie?

[David]

Why? Are you thinking about doing it?

[Jason]

Yeah, I got an offer from a company. No, I saw this movie the other day, this movie called Splitsville. Dude, what?

[David]

Just saw it.

[Jason]

Oh, you watched it?

[David]

Just watched it.

[Jason]

What'd you think?

[David]

I loved it.

[Jason]

It was good, bro.

[David]

This is great.

[Jason]

It was good.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason]

Wow. We have something to talk about.

[David]

No, because I think. Okay, so Splitville.

[Jason]

Did you see the guy's cock?

[David]

Yes.

[Jason]

And so.

[David]

But hold on, hold on. I don't think I saw his enough. Well, you know whose I loved? It was Vince. I think it was Vince Vaughn.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And forgetting Sarah Marshall or whoever.

[Jason]

The Vince Vaughn.

[David]

Not Vince Vaughn. Who's the tall guy? Jason Siegel's.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of the best dicks. Like, and it happens multiple times. And it's so good because he's such a big guy. So you don't really think the dick Is that weird? Because you're like, oh, big guy. It's like seeing my dad's dick. Right. It's like. It's just a guy with a dick.

[Jason]

My thing is, is whenever I see male nudity, the actor always has a huge penis, which I don't think is brave at all.

[David]

I think that makes me a guy.

[Jason]

Show me a guy with a small penis.

[David]

Ken Jong.

[Jason]

Sure. Ken John. That's good. Male nudity, I don't think. No, I think you're just showing off. If you're. Your dick pops up a couple times, you're like, oh, my God, my big dick.

[David]

No, I love it.

[Jason]

Well, you do.

[David]

I love those. It's so funny.

[Jason]

Do you think so?

[David]

I think a big dick just reads better on camera, right? No, not. What do you think?

[Jason]

I mean, a big dick, I guess, is more to look at.

[David]

Yeah. I just feel like. It's like. I'm just, like, understanding dick.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. Did you like the movie?

[David]

Okay, so look, we talk about the movie.

[Natalie]

Sure.

[David]

So the movie, without spoiling it. There's not much to spoil, actually. There kind of is.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

But it's a movie about two couples.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And one of the guy. One girl, basically has been cheating on the guy the entire time. And the other couple has an open relationship. So this guy runs. This guy that just gets broken up with because he finds out she's been cheating and she doesn't want to be with him anymore, runs to the couple that has an open relationship, and he's like, what the. You guys have an open relationship? Like, this is incredible. Like, I should have done this to save my marriage. Whatever. I think the movie's fudgeing great. I think it's one of the first movies that feel like it belongs in this time period. Do you feel that? Like, it felt like a 2025 movie to me.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

It felt fresh. Like original fresh. And there was new. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And stylistically, like, right.

[Jason]

It.

[David]

It almost. It kind of also played like a vlog for some reason. Like, how I would piece together a vlog. Like, they're like. There were some bits in it that were like, it. Like, it was. It played straight, but then it was, like, goofy. Mm. Do you know? I mean, I don't know how to explain it. I was a big fan.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was. It really. It really talked about relationships and what happens is they all end up fucking each other and.

[David]

Yeah. Which is fucking sick.

[Jason]

Is it?

[David]

It's. No. Well, no, because, like. Okay, spoiler. Not really a spoiler it's not that big of a deal.

[Natalie]

I want to watch.

[David]

But. But can I talk about this? Sure. Well, it's not that big of a spoiler, but basically, skip 15 seconds. I had. Right now. I'm gonna say right now. Here we go. But basically, the girl. The people that have had the open relationship actually never had the open relationship, and nobody ever slept with anybody. They were just kind of saying it to, like, appease their own ego. They were like, yeah, you can go do it. But then they would. But. But none of them actually acted on it. And they were both trying to sound.

[Natalie]

Cool to other people.

[David]

Yeah, I think they were trying to, like, they were making it so their significant other wouldn't leave them and be like, hey, I'm open. Don't leave me.

[Natalie]

But they were saying it in front of each other.

[David]

Yeah. That they can fuck whoever they want. And they were really cool about it until the end. You find out neither of them actually really wanted to do it.

[Jason]

But we've never heard an open relationship working.

[David]

That's not true, dude.

[Jason]

No, we haven't. Yeah, it's. You don't have. You don't have a case study?

[David]

I do have a case study.

[Jason]

Your friends that you told me about, you said it didn't work. Okay. They split.

[David]

Wait, does being a lesbian count as an open relationship?

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

Oh, okay. That. Totally. So many case studies.

[Jason]

Really.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Like, we're like.

[Natalie]

I love when David thinks that he's, like, well versed on a subject. Of course open relationships works. I know everybody that has them.

[David]

No, no.

[Natalie]

They're all lesbians.

[David]

That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying. Well, I just. I know, like, four people.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That their girlfriend is a lesbian.

[Jason]

I love when you talk about this. These people that you know, I always want to know who you know.

[David]

I don't. I don't kiss and I don't open a relationship. A towel.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

But, like, that they bring in other girls into their, like, relationship. Or, like, their fun nights, whatever you want to call it.

[Natalie]

They're in their 20s.

[Jason]

So are you people.

[Natalie]

No, I know.

[Jason]

What.

[Natalie]

I'm just saying, like, they're young. They're still young.

[David]

Like, that's so. This doesn't.

[Natalie]

They're in the beginning of their relationship. Like, it's not. That's not like, necessarily a proof of concept for, like, an everlasting love, you know?

[Jason]

Something tells me it would just be such a bad move.

[David]

Okay. What was interesting about the movie?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That I kind of related to. Not related But I was like, this makes sense. When they were talking about open relationships, was the girl or the guy goes like, I'm so into him intellectually and emotionally. And we think that it. Our relationship is divided into three things like emotional, intellectual, and physical. Or something like that. And she goes, I value the intellectual, emotional so much that why throw away the whole relationship just because one of us wants something physical quickly, right? Like the second it's emotional, relationship is over. But like, they just didn't put physical on the same level. Mm, I don't know. I'm also very like. I'm like, I haven't been in a relationship in so long, but I'm just like trying to.

[Natalie]

I'm trying to rationalize anything.

[David]

I'm trying to rationalize the fact that normal relationships don't work anymore. I don't know.

[Jason]

You really are out there on an.

[David]

Island, you know, I mean, yeah, maybe I'm wrong.

[Jason]

It's okay.

[David]

I always like when like I talk about relationships and then I'll get like, I'll get like a dm. Be like, dude, what are you fucking talking about?

[Natalie]

People be like, your perspective is so nice.

[David]

Yeah. You'll be like, you are so far, like, gone.

[Natalie]

The way you talk about relationships makes me feel crazy.

[Jason]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah. I mean, not all the time. You obviously have. There is some sense, just some of the things you say, but like, like, just, just being friends with David, like you have such strong like out there opinions on things like when it comes out.

[David]

But, but hold on. I still think like a traditional relationship is like.

[Natalie]

I know. Which is so fucked up. The Holy Grail is so twisted.

[David]

What do you mean?

[Natalie]

Like, doesn't make sense. This is why you're never going to find love. Because you can't decide between, I want to be in an open relationship with a lesbian and I can have sex with other girls.

[David]

Okay, hold on. That's not what I said. I said I have friends like that.

[Natalie]

Or you want to find the love of your life and move back to Vernon Hills and settle down with your children and be a fucking PE teacher. It's like there's like no in between.

[David]

I think there's just ways to.

[Jason]

Yeah, you're very headline based.

[Natalie]

So you think in like such extremes.

[Jason]

You're like, you come in here and you get a headline.

[David]

Like, it's.

[Jason]

It's pretty awesome actually. It's like a show.

[David]

It's.

[Jason]

It's like you and like, I really.

[David]

Buy into it for a little.

[Jason]

Yeah. For that day. You're like, you're Like, Tay found the best tacos in the world. Sit down, everybody sit down. Jake. Jake. Jay. Jay. We're weighing pretzels today.

[Natalie]

It's all that matters.

[David]

That was a good game. If you don't follow my snaps. We were all cutting pretzels in half to see who can cut them perfectly in half on two different scales.

[Jason]

My fit.

[David]

Your boy won. I don't know how.

[Jason]

You always win.

[David]

I don't know how I won that one.

[Jason]

That's crazy.

[David]

I am good at. I'm really good at giving. I have, like, an instinct for numbers that I think is like a sixth sense. Give me a multiplication problem and I'll tell you around what the answer is.

[Jason]

Okay, ten times four.

[David]

No, no, no, give me, like, a bigger number and I'll tell you, like, where it almost ends up.

[Jason]

20 times 59.

[David]

No, no, give me, like, a weird number, like, don't, don't, don't give me tens.

[Jason]

Okay, 24 times 57.

[David]

Okay, so watch. I'm gonna, like, ballpark it, right? Ready?

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

24 times 57. I would put that. Shut up. Shut up. Shop around 13. 1300.

[Natalie]

24 times 57.

[Jason]

Natalie, now bringing out the couch.

[David]

24 times 57. I'm telling you. But 6 cents for this type of shit. What is it?

[Natalie]

1368.

[David]

See that? Weird.

[Jason]

Damn.

[David]

Like, for some reason, like numbers.

[Jason]

Good Will Hunting.

[David]

It's. No, it's not even.

[Natalie]

It's.

[David]

But I can only get close. Yeah, and I'm not doing any math. I'm just feeling it. No, it's just the vibe going.

[Jason]

Vibes.

[Natalie]

Oh, you are fucking king of the vibe.

[David]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jason]

No, but.

[David]

But I don't know.

[Jason]

Seen anyone like him. He throws a great party and he can do math just on vibes. You will have a great time and have the numerical answer. Well, at least very close to it.

[Natalie]

Okay, 41 times 63.

[David]

41. 63.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay. I don't know. 26, 25.

[Natalie]

25. 83.

[David]

Yeah, that's what, 30 away, is it? 40 away?

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's like 100 away.

[David]

Normally I'd get it in the 100, but yeah, it's pretty crazy. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Listening to this podcast.

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[Jason]

Did you drink at Bella's wedding?

[David]

No, I can't drink anymore.

[Jason]

You can't.

[David]

It's really, really tough.

[Jason]

Good for you.

[David]

Nat's really. I think it's my age. Nat's really good at it. Drinking.

[Jason]

You ever have five drinks and you're like, nothing happens?

[Natalie]

Yeah, all the time.

[Jason]

Like, what is that?

[David]

It's.

[Jason]

Were there not. Was there not alcohol in the drinks at the wedding?

[Natalie]

No, I think that it just depends on, like, when you eat.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Natalie]

Like, the. My level of drunkenness always depends on when I'm eating.

[David]

Do you think they're going to invent something ever that's like. Like, get hammered immediately and get unhammered immediately? Like.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. Like, you take a pill and you're.

[David]

Not drunk anymore, like, in seconds.

[Jason]

I mean, there's so much cool stuff coming. I can't even.

[David]

Yeah. Dude, you sent me an Insta. You sent me an Instagram thing.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Now, did you get this where he was like. He was like, don't. He was like, make sure you live 10 more years. What was it Jay was.

[Jason]

If you can live to 2050, you can live for a thousand years. That's what it said.

[Natalie]

If you can live to 2050, you can live for a thousand years.

[Jason]

Yeah. So you'll make it to 2050. David will make it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Right. And so imagine you'll be able to take stuff. Would you? You'll live forever. Pretty. Pretty much forever. A thousand years. But then that brings the other question, because I know David loves the afterlife now. Are you missing out on the afterlife?

[David]

That's Gonna be tough. Well, it just depends. I'm not living a thousand years here so I can make YouTube videos and podcasts for 800 years. Do you know what I mean? Like, what do you do with all that time?

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's too much.

[David]

It's too much time, which isn't that kind of crazy to think about that at some point? Time to go. Does that not sound overwhelming, or are you, like, excited by it?

[Jason]

I think we'll have, like, mass suicides at one point, I don't think. I think people will get to be, like, 3, 400 years old, and it's like, all right, it's time to go.

[David]

And everybody gets together. I think it's gonna be like, you're gonna be hooked up to a program.

[Jason]

Ah. And so you're just in a vat, experiencing everything.

[David]

Oh, my God, dude. It just came to me. Yeah, dude.

[Jason]

What? Hook me up.

[David]

We're in, like. We're in, like, a. Oh, God, here we go. This is like a mirror. We're in a mirror.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David]

No. Do you.

[Jason]

You know, I'm saying, please come back to Earth.

[David]

Is it not crazy?

[Jason]

Jump on, Jovi.

[David]

No, hold on. Is it not crazy how perfectly we are, like, in the midst of all this technological advances and discovery?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

It's so perfect that. What you just said. 2050. Which feels like an age I will possibly live till.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Then we're going to invent this thing where I'd probably be able to be hooked up to a simulation. And guess what? Guess what? I'm going to be born again.

[Jason]

When? Guess your exact age.

[David]

1996.

[Jason]

Right.

[David]

All over again.

[Jason]

You'll redo it?

[David]

Do you think we're in a fucking cycle and this is the simulation? I've already died in 2050, and I've just loved every part of life so much that I'm redoing it again, and I'm just doing all over again, you know? Like, what was your biggest dream as a kid after you watched Madagascar?

[Jason]

Be a sports center. No.

[David]

You watched Madagascar. What did you say to yourself?

[Jason]

I want to make YouTube videos again.

[David]

Try again. You watch cars for the first time. What did you say?

[Natalie]

I want to be.

[David]

Fuck it. You would say. You'd say, I wish I could see that movie all over again.

[Jason]

Yeah. For the first time, Right? Well, that's what kids are.

[David]

Shut up, Jay.

[Jason]

That's what we're doing now. Where do you go when he gets like this?

[David]

No, that's what we're doing.

[Natalie]

I just go numb as we're doing.

[David]

That we're doing that as people.

[Jason]

It's hard to have a conversation about it.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Because I'm not. I'm. I'm not versed in it, so it's.

[David]

Like, oh, my God.

[Natalie]

I'm just not interested in it. Like, why? Because I just don't care. Like, I have to just live this life.

[David]

Okay, fine, fine. I'm going to chill with the AI because I know people fucking get turned off when I do that shit. Some people get horny. I see you supporters, Luke, when you.

[Natalie]

Do that, when you.

[David]

Marcus, thank you for dming me about the AI. We'll continue our conversations.

[Natalie]

I can actually actively feel my brain, like, melting when you start talking about it, which kind of makes me feel like I'm in the Truman show and I'm not supposed to know what you're, like, talking about.

[David]

Yeah, you probably get, like, fuzzy noise because, like, you're just a program. Ye. And they don't want the program to come to life. Like, I have. I've awoken, and I'm ready to divergent, to put an end to this. No, but. Okay, yeah, so I do agree with what you're saying.

[Jason]

I wasn't saying anything. You were doing all the talking. Oh, well, I said, where are you right now? Are you here with us?

[David]

I'm saying that Bon Jovi's a rock star.

[Jason]

Yeah, okay, fair.

[Natalie]

No, no.

[David]

That in 2050, we'll be able to live till 1500. Okay, but let's.

[Jason]

But imagine I'm living the same life.

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Let's just say it's a regular life. Would you stay?

[Jason]

Yeah, I would. Because I don't believe in the afterlife.

[David]

You're such a weird dude. I'm just saying it's, like, so crazy not believing the afterlife.

[Jason]

I mean, I just don't.

[David]

Yo, you ever see those pastors?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

That, like, I just saw a new video. I swear. I thought it was definitely, like, AI, but it was a pastor. He parked his Bentley inside the church.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

And he's like, this Bentley's not just for me. It's to motivate all of you. Right. And the Bentley's his own Bentley. But he, like, parked like. You've seen those, like, out of touch pastors that are donated thousands to the church.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

There was another one where a woman came up and she goes, I'm gonna donate 1200. And the pastor's like, that's not what I asked. I did not ask you guys for 1200. I said 2000. And she goes, Well, I hope I can make the 800 soon. And he goes, that's not what I asked you. And then she went to the back of the line. I love those videos. I really passed. I really think Drew Ski should do a skit on those pastors that just have too much money but are still preaching. It's so good. Or even you could do it. You're like a perfect pastor. Look.

[Jason]

Mm.

[David]

Oh, we should do that.

[Jason]

Okay, let's do it.

[David]

And then. Have I been talking a lot? I'm telling you, antibiotics. We should do that in the next vlog.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah, that's really funny. Like, you're in a church, and you're like, thank you for coming to my church. I just bought a Lamborghini. You can to. Everyone in the audience is homeless.

[Jason]

These are my three hot wives.

[David]

That's really.

[Jason]

They love me for my Lamborghini. You can too.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really interesting.

[Jason]

My private jet.

[David]

I think religion has so many, like, interesting, like, versions of it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think that part of religion scares an outsider. Yeah, I'm religious. I always say this, but, like, there are things that, like, kind of spook me and that. Yeah, that's something that spooks me. That's something that spooks me.

[Jason]

I feel when you start getting, like, grifting, that's. That's what's scary.

[David]

What's grifting?

[Jason]

Grifting is, like, you, I wanted 2000, but you only gave me 1200.

[David]

I've never seen. I also don't know if that was AI. Thinking back to it now, I don't know what's AI anymore. So I don't know.

[Jason]

I got roasted today in the. In the chat because I accidentally reposted a video on ig.

[David]

That was an AI that was crazy.

[Jason]

I know. You should see it, guys. They fucking lit me up. I get a text from Zane, and it's on the chain is Natalie and David. And Zane's like, oh, my God, I can't believe Jason reposted this on Instagram. And then Natalie's like, ha, ha ha, ha. All right, so I fucking got fat thumbs.

[David]

Zane said, seeing you accidentally repost this, Jason, is hilarious. Lmfao. And what Jason reposted is an article that says, yes, Taylor Swift. This is on Instagram. Yes, Taylor Swift is racist, just not the kind you think. And there's a caption that says, PhD claims Taylor Swift is racist.

[Jason]

That's Jack Mack.

[David]

And then. Yeah, then. And Ash. JJ Tax. He goes, oh, My God. I didn't even know you could repost on ig. That's wild.

[Jason]

I had two up. Really? That I'd reposted. Yeah.

[David]

You're so weird, dude. Like, when you. I see that, though. Like when you're on your phone.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And I'm watching you do stuff on your phone and you're like, tapping things. You still tap things on your phone. Like they're physical buttons, first of all, like, you're tapping too hard. It's really weird. You tap with too much purpose and it freaks me out. And then also you tap like you have drunk goggles on. Or like you're not. Like, you're like you're looking at a version of your phone. Like you're not actually locked in.

[Jason]

I think I gotta move to contacts or real glasses. I think that's my problem.

[David]

I don't. I think you just have to get with the times.

[Jason]

I can't, man. I can't. You have to imagine I didn't grow up with all this shit, so it's so impossible.

[David]

Did you see that TikTok? Yeah, that was. You did.

[Jason]

No, I'm saying. Yeah, go ahead.

[David]

There's this TikTok.

[Jason]

Yeah, I saw it. We're in a simulation. We already said this.

[David]

We already said this. There's a TikTok of these guys, this guy and this girl, making fun of how, like, how my age people are gonna be like, as grandparents.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And it's like, it's. Imagine me as a grandparent and they're playing the grandkids and they're like, grandpa, accept it. Just. You have to blink and accept him into your mind. Talk to you. And then the grandpa's like, I'm blinking, Grandpa. No, you have to blink with purpose. Like, blink. We're connected by the chip. The chip is activated.

[Jason]

So good.

[David]

And it's really funny. All the comments are like, holy fuck. Like, yeah, I feel so bad for old people now because I totally see. Yeah, that's exactly what the future is going to be like.

[Jason]

It's the worst.

[David]

We're not going to know what the fuck we're doing. And kids are going to be like.

[Jason]

Have you heard about Dead Internet theory?

[David]

Yes.

[Jason]

You have?

[David]

Yes. Explain it.

[Jason]

It's basically like, pretty soon the Internet's just going to be completely dead and completely botted, and so there'll be barely any real people posting at all. Or you won't be able to see. I won't be able to get Natalie Maradwena posts.

[David]

But you also won't know what is a real person anymore?

[Jason]

Right? So they just said the intern going to be dead. It's just going to be this place of nothingness.

[David]

That crazy.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

There's like, more Facebook accounts that are dead than, like, not alive, but, like, it's kind of crazy how many, like, dead Facebook accounts there are now. And that's not even. That's like more physical dead.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's a different kind of dead. But.

[David]

Yeah, but. But, yeah, yeah, no, it's a. It's freaky, brother. Yeah, it's. Did you see? Also really good news. I kind of wanted to ask the audience. This is. Before we go, I wanted to ask the audience, do you guys. Is the Tesla Roadster a big deal to you guys too, or is it just me? Like, do you think our, like, our audience knows?

[Natalie]

No, I don't think a lot of people are, like, talking. I think once it comes out, it'll.

[David]

Probably be a huge deal because it was at the time the designer of the Tesla Von Frederick.

[Jason]

Yep. You got it.

[David]

Something like that.

[Jason]

Nailed it.

[David]

He went on a podcast and he said that it's still set. There's a demonstration set for this December.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Like, full blown.

[Jason]

And you'll get an invite, right? You bought one.

[David]

I don't know.

[Jason]

I should remember when we went down there and we watched Elon unveil something. He brought out the truck.

[David]

Yeah, it was the Roadster.

[Jason]

It was the Roadster.

[David]

Yeah. He unveiled the Roadster.

[Jason]

He also brought out like a Model Y, I think too.

[David]

And no, he. It was. It was the Cyber truck and it was a semi truck. And in the semi truck was the Roadster. And that's when I put. And it's really funny because you see all the comments. All the comments are like, I have heard some people put 50,000 down, but no one has. No one I've ever seen comment has put down the amount of money I've put down. So I'm really excited.

[Jason]

So yours is free.

[Natalie]

I don't get it. Why did you put more than others?

[David]

Because there's two options. You could be one of the first and put 50,000 down and reserve it and pay the rest when the Tesla comes. Or you can order the Founder's Edition. This was only an option for the first couple months, but you had to pay the full price immediately. So I was like, pay the 250 right now. Pay all of it.

[Natalie]

So you think yours is gonna have a little extra special sprinkle. Sprinkle of something or.

[David]

I think the car is gonna come out it's gonna be a half a million dollar car from Tesla and they're gonna honor the 250s. I think that's what's gonna happen.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

It's gonna be cool.

[Natalie]

I have to honor the 250. That's what you paid.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

That would be illegal.

[Jason]

It's a big deal.

[David]

I think so. Yeah, you're right.

[Jason]

It's a big deal in that there's nothing like it. You know that. Well, that'll make it.

[David]

Because they're saying it's the audience. They're saying it's gonna be able to fly. I think. I think it's gonna do something. Something crazy. I don't know what it's gonna do. I think it's gonna be able to like.

[Jason]

It can't fly.

[David]

Why are you saying that?

[Jason]

Just for like, purposes of like the FAA and stuff like that.

[David]

I don't think it's like. I don't think that's what flying means. I think it'll like, maybe hover and it'll like. Maybe there won't be like off the ground and drives. Or maybe it does it as a trick. Like, you know, my model actually like do that dancing thing. Yeah, Maybe it'll. Maybe it'll be able to hover and spin in a circle for like 10 seconds. Or maybe it'll be able to hover constantly and you won't have any potholes. You'll have the smoothest ride experience. I have no idea, dude. I'm just shooting shit out. Maybe it won't do anything. All I know, I can't wait is I'm gonna be one happy man and that will be the best vlog I post in my entire life.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah. Well, it just be dedicated to the.

[David]

Car 100, nothing else.

[Jason]

Like when you got your Model X, Natalie.

[David]

Really? I've been waiting for.

[Jason]

He made it. He made a video.

[David]

Seven years.

[Jason]

He made a video once, like when I first met him. And it was like a really cool video. It was just like. He's like, what's up?

[David]

It's David.

[Jason]

He's like, I got my Model X. He's like, if you don't like car videos, fucking skip it. He's like, I'm gonna be talking about my Model X for the next five minutes.

[David]

The whole thing was dedicated just to the car.

[Jason]

And it was such a great video. It was like him and Heath.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And he just stuffed like that.

[David]

No, no. I'm really excited for this one.

[Jason]

Wait, I had one thing. There's a streamer. His name is Charlie I think you probably know him. He has long hair.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

And he's on YouTube. He does commentary. And so he was like, hey, I'm not gonna. I'm turning off tips. He's like, you can't tip me anymore. And I've seen this.

[David]

He's made too much money.

[Jason]

Yeah. And he showed what he made.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, I saw this.

[Jason]

He made 8 million on Twitch, which the commentator was like. Which is basically, you know, fun money. He's like. And then they showed what he made on YouTube over, like, I think it was over four years. But he's also been on YouTube for, like, 20 years. It was $35 million.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

In that sense.

[Natalie]

And just on YouTube.

[David]

Yeah, yeah. No brand deals or anything.

[Jason]

Yeah. Not including brand deals.

[David]

So he turned off his tips. He's like, I don't want you guys to send me any more money because I'm making too much.

[Jason]

He's like, I. I have enough money. Which is, like, really cool.

[David]

It's really sick.

[Natalie]

That is really good.

[Jason]

But he started in, like, 2006, and he did it for 10 years and made no money.

[David]

That's how it should be.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

He didn't start making money.

[David]

And then he posted another video saying, no, I'm not turning it back on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People were so excited that they were like, okay, now I'm going to send you money. And then he's like, no, I'm not. Yeah, no, it's really sick. And, Doug, here we have the Limu Emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. Fascinating.

[Jason]

It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug. Uh, limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us. Cut the camera.

[David]

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[Jason]

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[Jason]

Wow.

[David]

Fucking the. That's, like the funniest Internet story ever.

[Jason]

It's the coolest move.

[David]

Yeah, it's really, really cool.

[Jason]

It's like what you said to me right before you gave away the car. I told Naveen this and. And you were like, man, he's like, I wish I could just give the car away and not film it.

[David]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always wish I was, like, a certain rich, where I didn't have to, like, also film it.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David]

I was just like, like, okay, so we. In the new video, you'll see tomorrow, we gave the groom, Bella's husband a new truck. His car's destroyed. He has, like, his mirror is taped on. It's in really bad condition, and he's really, really, really wanted this dream truck. And I'm so excited we got it from him. It was incredible. But I wish I could have just given it to him. Like, I should have just tossed it to him in the bathroom or slipped into. In his pocket and been like, yo, after the wedding, drive home in this.

[Jason]

Yeah, but there's something about creating.

[David]

No, I know, I know. I know. It's. It's fun to have the memories on video, but one. One car surprise, I want to do casually, but I also want it on video, so I don't know. I can't. I can never decide.

[Jason]

They went so crazy. The all the groomsmen, they were so happy.

[David]

No, no.

[Jason]

Some guy tried to stick his finger in my butt.

[David]

I told you that this car surprise. Yeah. He was so excited from this. The groomsman was so excited from this car surprise that he tried to finger Jason because he thought it was one of his other friends. No, no. This was one of my most exciting car surprises. People were really.

[Jason]

Best surprise ever.

[David]

And, like. And I. I've talked about wanting to do something at a wedding for a while, and I was always scared about, like, I don't want to take anything away from a wedding.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And this actually felt like it brought so much excitement to the wedding. So it was like. Like, everybody was, like, in such good spirits afterwards, so I was really stoked about it. But that's the video coming out tomorrow, hopefully, if we get the edit done. All right, guys, see you later.