Telling Jason's Wife The Truth

Summary

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VIEWS Podcast: "Telling Jason's Wife The Truth"

Hosts: David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Guests: Natalie, Lauren (Caller), Naveen (Jason’s Wife)
Date: February 19, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, David and Jason tackle the dynamics of inclusion, friendship, and boundaries within their group. They explore Jason’s anxieties about being invited (or not) to group events, workplace quirks, parental pressure, and, most memorably, an embarrassing (and smelly) truth Jason must finally disclose to his wife, Naveen. Listeners get to eavesdrop on real conversations, revealing both the vulnerability and absurdity in their relationships. The episode is a hilarious, self-deprecating, occasionally poignant look into being friends—and grown-ups—when your life is both public and persistently a bit chaotic.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The “Six, Seven” Bit & Office Antics

• The group jokes about a running gag of getting someone to say “six, seven” in natural conversation, inspired by another podcast’s bit.
  • [01:31] Jason: “Boom, bitch. Pay up.”
  • [02:34] Natalie: Talks about how the bit invades her real adult life, especially at work.
  • [02:59] David: Discusses how mentioning “six, seven” in meetings now comes with a hand gesture, even if no one laughs.

2. Jason’s FOMO & Exclusion from the Group

• Lauren (a listener) calls in to plead for David to include Jason more in activities, arguing Jason is eager and earnest to be included:
  • [04:32] Lauren: “You’re so mean to poor Jason.”
  • [05:13] David: "Jason’s profile picture is really cute."
  • [05:34] Jason: “Now I am upset, and now she's right.”
• David counters with playful mockery, describing Jason as someone who “clocks in” to hangouts, coming with a motive rather than just to chill.
  • [05:51] David: “He comes and he just kind of… clocks in to hanging out.”
  • [06:15] Lauren: “He is so stressed out about being good for you…”

3. Anxieties, Work-Life Balance, and Friendship

• Jason opens up about his struggles: financial pressure, work stress, and feeling anxious when trying to socialize.
  • [07:44] Jason: “I’m just like—stressed about my work life. It’s hard to just come over and hang out.”
• David acknowledges Jason’s anxieties and explains he doesn’t take Jason’s absences personally—he sees their relationship as strong, even if Jason isn’t always physically present.
  • [13:14] David: “I know how you operate. I know you are an anxious person… I know you’re just stopping by and you have five things on your mind.”

4. Invites (Or Lack Thereof) & The Ritual of Hanging Out

• Discussion about missed invites, with Jason lamenting he tries to include David but rarely gets responses:
  • [14:25] Jason: “I went without me. I asked you to go to dinner two weekends ago.”
  • [14:44] Jason: “You don’t answer texts!”
• Natalie highlights that many people around David are either employees or roommates, making casual drop-ins less organic for Jason.

5. Jason’s Financial and Parental Anxieties

• Jason dives deeper into his financial stress, particularly college tuition for his kids.
  • [15:08] Jason: “College tuition is fucking killing me. It’s killing me.”
• David reassures him that no matter what, Jason’s anxiety would find a new home, and this over-responsibility is deeply ingrained.
  • [15:49] David: “You don’t operate like a regular parent… that’s why you get yourself into these weird, anxious positions.”
• Natalie jokes, “They don’t. They take out loans.” highlighting how most families cope.

6. Silly Rich People Problems: Pool Tables & Trust Fund Talk

• David recounts a friend offering to buy a $50,000 pool table, then stumbling upon a $300,000 Hermès version—leading to a discussion about excessive spending, social circles, and being given extravagant gifts.
  • [19:12] Natalie: “Like $200 at least.”
  • [19:12] David: “No, it’s $300 grand.”
  • [21:05] David: “He’s a really, really funny guy… when the trust fund hits, it’s fucking game over.”

7. The “Earthquake Bet” and Realizing the Stakes

• David admits to gambling on the chances of a devastating earthquake, only realizing after the bet how catastrophic an 8.0 magnitude would actually be.
  • [21:24] David: “I’m gonna win $1800 if there is a magnitude 8 earthquake in California in 2027.”
  • [24:41] Natalie: “It’s a thousand times stronger than a 6.”
  • [24:50] David: “Wait, that’s kind of scary.”
• The group agrees the bet is somewhat ill-conceived, and Natalie urges David to “withdraw, for the sake of humanity.”

8. Natalie’s “Haunted” House and Jen Jokes

• Jason and Naveen visit Natalie’s house for vlog content, with jokes about David being spooked by the “presence” of Natalie’s mother, Jen.
  • [28:09] Natalie: “I’m starting to think that you are into my mom on some sort of level.”
  • [28:34] Natalie: “The house is not haunted or cursed in any way.”
  • [29:00] David: “He did. I was there. I forgot about that… The spirit will hear you.”

9. Jason’s Embarrassing Truth—The Gas Leak That Wasn’t

• Culminating in the titular moment: Jason tells a story about farting so badly during a rainstorm that his wife Naveen believed there was a gas leak.
  • [37:28] Jason: “For some reason…she wakes up ten seconds after I’ve farted. Now she’s up and she’s… nervous. We have a leak in the house.”
  • [38:16] Natalie: “Oh, my God.”
  • [38:42] David: “Can I call her?”
• They call Naveen live, and she explains how she genuinely feared for their safety, having no idea the culprit was Jason’s digestive system.
  • [40:21] Lauren (Naveen): “Does he really? Because then he needs to go to the hospital.”
  • [41:33] David: “Think about gas coming out of an 80 year old man. It’s not gonna be good.”
  • [41:44] Lauren (Naveen): “Thank you for telling me. I actually really appreciate that.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [02:22] Natalie: “But if he asked me those questions, I would say six, seven immediately.”
• [06:15] Lauren (Caller): “He is so stressed out about, like, being good for you and having a good time for you.”
• [13:55] Jason (on being accused of having a hidden motive): “That was a really crazy word for John to pull out.”
• [15:08] Jason (on stress): “College tuition is fucking killing me. It’s killing me.”
• [24:41] Natalie: “Wow. It’s a thousand times stronger than a six.”
• [28:09] Natalie (to David): “I’m starting to think that you are into my mom on some sort of level.”
• [37:28] Jason (on the ‘gas leak’): “For some reason, because it was raining so bad, she wakes up ten seconds after I’ve farted.”
• [40:21] Lauren (Naveen): “Because then he needs to go to the hospital.”
• [41:38] Jason (apologizing): “Naveen, I’m really, really, really, really sorry. And I love you. And I’m sorry. And I won’t do that again.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:11] — “Six, seven” running gag
• [03:47] — Lauren’s call-in: “Be nicer to Jason.”
• [05:34] — Jason, genuinely upset; group examines why he feels excluded
• [12:03] — Jason’s confession: “Even 10 minutes waiting for you, I’m so happy.”
• [13:04] — David: “I know how you operate…” recognizing Jason’s anxieties
• [15:08] — Jason discusses financial anxieties, especially tuition
• [19:12] — Pool table tangent, $300k Hermès pool table
• [21:24] — David’s earthquake bet
• [28:34] — David’s haunted house/“Jen” bit
• [37:28] — Jason’s confession about the gas leak (fart-gate begins)
• [39:47] — David calls Naveen, revealing Jason’s secret
• [41:38] — Jason’s heartfelt apology to Naveen

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

The episode is classic “VIEWS”: part playful ribbing, part sincere sharing, and always tinged with absurdity and affection. David’s sarcasm and Jason’s self-deprecation serve as a backdrop to real discussions about belonging, anxiety, and being there for each other—even if sometimes it means having to own up to the most mortifying truths (like farting your wife awake in a storm). The laughs are frequent, but there’s also genuine care, and the crew’s willingness to air their quirks and flaws is what keeps listeners feeling like part of the “family.”

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Best for listeners who enjoy:

• Authentic, hilarious group dynamics
• Banter mixed with real vulnerability
• Relatable tales of friendship, money, and embarrassing moments
• Long-running, inside jokes and bits

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Transcript

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[Jason]

Five six. Five, six.

[David]

We are back with five, six. The. You mean six?

[Natalie]

Yes.

[David]

Oh, you're whack.

[Jason]

That's not how you're.

[David]

That's not how you're supposed to do. That's not how you're supposed to do it. Wait a minute.

[Jason]

I got a text on my phone. If you can get Natalie to say, six, seven, you get $100. That's it. There were no rules as to how I get there.

[Natalie]

Boom, bitch. Pay up.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David]

But you. That's not true. You, like, basically went, what's that saying? That's like this. You should have been like.

[Natalie]

You shouldn't be able to say six.

[David]

Yeah. You can't be like, five, six, and saying it in the same way. Like, that's like, oh, my God.

[Jason]

You're going back on it.

[David]

Wow. I am going back on it because that was like, bullshit. What did you.

[Jason]

How did you want me to do it?

[David]

Like, okay, so you gave me.

[Jason]

Give me about 10 seconds.

[David]

I'm stealing this bit from. From Rhett and Link. I saw they were doing a pod.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And one of the guys was asking, was trying to get his dad to say it, and he was like, so, dad, when would you say you go to bed? Around, like, what time? His dad was like, around, like, seven or eight. And he'd be like, yeah, but like. And how many hours of sleep would you get? And he's like, like, 8 or 9. And he kept going. It took him like. It took him like, eight minutes to get it.

[Jason]

I got it right away.

[David]

Yeah, but you. You, you.

[Natalie]

But if he asked me those questions, I would say six, seven, like, immediately.

[David]

Yeah, no, I Know, okay, six, seven, I think is like, you know what?

[Jason]

I'm tired of me always being wrong here. I fucking nailed it. I got it right out the gate.

[David]

I got a deal.

[Jason]

I just admit it.

[Natalie]

Six, seven has really been killing my vibe. When I'm in, like, meetings and stuff, I'll be like, six or seven, and then, you know, like, you take that, like, half a second. Like, no one's gonna say it, obviously, like, the people I'm talking to, but it's just, like, it's become such a thing.

[David]

It does make it tough to be an adult.

[Jason]

Wait, what do you mean you're in a meeting?

[David]

Well, like, six, seven. Like, how do you. How do you say six, seven and avoid it, too? Do you know what I mean? Like, you have to address the fact that someone said six, seven.

[Jason]

Oh, exactly.

[David]

Like, you have to do the hand gesture. So I do it now, and I don't even laugh. Like, today we were filming a video. I was like, yeah, I think we built it around six, seven months ago. And I just did the hand gesture, and I kept going.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

I didn't, like, laugh and acknowledge it. I just wanted everyone to know I'm aware. I said six, seven.

[Jason]

Everybody's dead in something.

[David]

It's gotten to that point.

[Jason]

Oh, come on.

[David]

I got a dm, Jason, about you. This woman wants to stay anonymous. But now can you open your phone? Because I want to call her. She said, be nicer to Jason, for the love of God. All he wants is to be invited to things. You never invite him anymore.

[Lauren]

Please.

[David]

He literally said he will hang Natalie's mirror. He literally even said he will hang Natalie's mirror. This is a yearning, man, to hang out. Please. Basically, this woman thinks you're desperate. I'm going to call her because I want some more information out of this, okay? Her name will be anonymous.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

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[David]

Hi, it's David from the Views podcast.

[Lauren]

No mamas. Dude, you actually. You actually read the messages, bro.

[David]

Yeah, it's very important, especially when someone takes Jason's side. I have to. I have to get to the bottom of it immediately.

[Lauren]

I'm literally at work right now. Like, I literally work in news, so I had to come to, like, the outside and pray that there's no breaking news, but I have a phone to pick with you, David. Like, what is wrong you, man, bro.

[Jason]

That is breaking news right now. We go. We go live to Lauren. Lauren is on the scene.

[David]

Okay, Go, go.

[Jason]

What's.

[David]

Keep going. What's the bone here?

[Lauren]

Okay, the Bone is that you're so mean to poor Jason.

[David]

Oh, my God, it's such an act. He plays, and you've fallen right into the trap.

[Lauren]

No. All he ever wants is to hang out with you guys. Like, literally go back a couple episodes. He was saying, like, oh, like, oh, you went to dinner. Who'd you go with? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He does that. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who'd you go with?

[David]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Do me a favor.

[Lauren]

Go to his Instagram right now, okay, and go click on his profile picture and see who the you are uninviting from these situations.

[David]

Oh, Jason's profile picture is really cute.

[Lauren]

He looks so. Baby girl, that is who you're being mean to.

[David]

Hold on. I have him blocked. I have to go on my other.

[Lauren]

I wouldn't doubt it. You don't even have him on your Close Friends. You know how bad.

[Jason]

I wasn't even on Close Friends for years.

[Natalie]

It's crazy.

[David]

I just started doing it a year ago. I just started doing it a year ago.

[Jason]

You know what? I wasn't thinking this, but now I am upset, and now she's right. I think she's. She's brought me around. You are right.

[David]

You're not. You're not here day to day. You don't understand. We try to invite him, and then he comes and he just kind of. He sort of. He clocks in to hanging out. Like, that's how he hangs out.

[Jason]

What are you talking about?

[David]

Can you not attest to this?

[Jason]

In what?

[David]

He gets to come and, like, sit down and, like.

[Natalie]

Well, he's a very anxious person.

[David]

He's a very anxious person. So, like, it's like, immediately when he sits down, he's trying to figure out the perfect time to stand up and leave.

[Lauren]

No, because you know what I think it is, David? I feel like it's because he is so stressed out about, like, being good for you and having a good time for you.

[David]

Oh, my God. Why? We just literally phoned your number one fan, Jay.

[Jason]

Hell, yeah. I wish we knew her name.

[Lauren]

I have a very sweet message because I watch the daily vlogs for the first time the other day.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[David]

Wow. So you're the one. No. Yeah, he's doing good.

[Jason]

What did she say?

[Lauren]

He's amazing. And you didn't even like his movie.

[David]

Bro, it was a show. It was his pilot for a TV show, but. Okay, all right, you're right. I'll reflect on what you're saying here.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Lauren]

Reflect on it and go look at his profile picture. Every time you don't want to invite him to something, just go look at it. No, actually, David, we're not leaving until you deadass me right now. We will invite him on.

[David]

Okay, all right. I. Well, I'm going to Dead ass. I'm going to invite him tonight. Tonight we're watching a movie.

[Jason]

I can't do it tonight.

[Lauren]

Tonight.

[David]

See, there it is.

[Natalie]

I can.

[Jason]

I can.

[Lauren]

He's down on all fours. He's howling David to hang out with that ass.

[David]

I'll invite him to like, half of the activities we got planned the next week. Half?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay, but why the ones that I know you're the ones I know that he'd like. Like, because I'm saying dead ass. I have to be specific. Like if there's activities that aren't like. Yeah, like there's. I may be at a business meeting or something. So I'm just saying the activities where we're all.

[Natalie]

You're gonna make a conscious effort to include Jason.

[David]

Yeah, that's easy for me, but like, Jay, if I see even for a second that like, you're just like clocking in work too.

[Jason]

A bigger thing is I. I'm just like stressed about my. My work life. So it's. It's hard to just come over here and hang out.

[David]

Do you see? You see? There you go. There's your answer.

[Lauren]

And then also, no, David, he has no money. David, that's an act. That's an act.

[David]

That's an axe.

[Lauren]

Not an axe. No. And then you're over here like, yeah, I just pay. I just paid John to hang out.

[David]

Oh, John's in the room too.

[Lauren]

Like vlogmas. David. He been stuck doing Block Myth ever since.

[David]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jason]

He walked in the other day and he goes, God, I just don't know what to do with all this money.

[Lauren]

Like, yeah, I turned down a brand deal the other day. I don't give a about it.

[David]

All right, okay. Well, I'll talk to Jason more. I'll figure this out.

[Lauren]

All right.

[David]

All right.

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[David]

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[David]

Okay, so, but let's, like, break it down. John, am I not right about when he comes to hang out? Yeah, you come with a motive, Jay.

[Jason]

A motive.

[David]

You come with a motive.

[Jason]

Whoa, what's my motive?

[David]

It's just you're. You're clocking in.

[Jason]

What does that mean?

[David]

It's just like how Ilya comes to hang out where he hangs out for like, once a week. Clocking in. Wow, that's really interesting. I would say, dude, Lauren just fucking threw you out of the bus.

[Jason]

So, like, you tell me in what regard? Like, if I was invited to something, I would come.

[David]

You would. But I don't think.

[Jason]

But I don't just show up either.

[David]

Right. That's the thing. No, no, but it's not even that. I think John's saying, like, when you come, it's like, it's like going to a birthday party that, like, you really don't want to go to. And you're like, okay, so, like, how. How long can I stay here till, like, everyone knows that I've been here.

[Jason]

Party on Saturday. I looked right at you. You didn't even say hi to me.

[David]

That's. That's like party.

[Jason]

That's crazy.

[David]

But that's not like a hangout. That's not a hangout, Jay. That's a. That's like that.

[Jason]

Even if it wasn't. Even if I just showed up, you might not say hi to me. Like, that's crazy.

[David]

But when do you show up? That's the time. Like. Well, like, that's the point.

[Jason]

When do I do you show up?

[David]

When we all hang out, I guess.

[Jason]

I don't know. When you're hanging out, we all what

[David]

do have, literally movie night almost every night.

[Jason]

I haven't been invited to Juan.

[David]

Yes, you have. And you leave her.

[Jason]

I came to her.

[David]

You got up in the middle of the movie.

[Natalie]

Came to her.

[David]

Who's her?

[Jason]

Sinners was.

[David]

Oh, the movie.

[Jason]

Sinners was whack.

[David]

Yeah. You got up in the middle of Sinners, you left the theater.

[Jason]

Yeah, well, that was because Naveen wanted to go.

[David]

Yeah. So I don't know.

[Jason]

So what am I supposed to do?

[David]

Well, you got. You're going to have to choose. I'm just.

[Jason]

I'm just saying.

[David]

Us or her?

[Natalie]

Jason.

[Jason]

All right, let me choose right now between you and my wife. Hang on a second. Let me weigh the options.

[David]

I know what she's saying is like a joke in a way, even though she actually probably believes it, which I could see why she would believe it.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

But, like. And I. What I'm saying is also a joke, but also, like. Like, I don't know how to explain.

[Jason]

In your defense. In your defense, like, I guess I don't feel like. Like, if I were just to pop over, it's like, I don't know what's going on here.

[David]

I mean, at night. We do. Like, at night. We'd love for you to come by and just. Literally just sit on the couch.

[Jason]

I would love to.

[David]

That's all we do.

[Jason]

Invite me over.

[David]

Okay, you're invited.

[Jason]

You know what it is? I'll just show up.

[David]

Yes.

[Jason]

Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. This is what I'm gonna do.

[David]

But now it's gonna feel like you

[Jason]

just because of this conversation, and I promise you it'll be great.

[David]

Lauren, news anchor, secret person.

[Natalie]

I don't think it's entirely fair for you to put all of that on Jason.

[David]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[Natalie]

People that are hanging out here are one either employed or they live here. So, like, that, you know, there's some stipulations that we're skipping over, but I

[Jason]

love to come here. Like, you have no idea. My life is so fucking difficult right now. When I come over here, even if I'm here just for an hour or even the 10 minutes that I'm waiting for you on this couch, I'm so happy. Like, I love it.

[David]

Do you believe that when he says

[Natalie]

things like that, I do think he genuinely enjoys.

[Jason]

I can't believe you don't fucking believe me, bro. You're so fucking infuriating. I fucking walked in here today, and you go. You go, oh, no, Jason's here. He says it in front of Brooke, and poor Brooke is just, like, typing, like, is this a bit or not a bit. He says, fuck, Jason's here.

[Lauren]

God damn it.

[Jason]

We gotta do the podcast.

[Lauren]

God damn it.

[David]

Then he keeps going, was that a bit or not?

[Jason]

It was a bit, but then you said it, like, if you had said it, like, three times. I'm like, that's a bit.

[Lauren]

You said it, like, eight or nine.

[David]

Well, I did it a bunch because we do bits so much that I have to do more just for it to feel like a Fresh bit.

[Jason]

I see. You're Tom Greening it. You're, like, saying it so much until it's funny, then not funny, and then it gets funny again, right?

[David]

Yes. Okay, listen, I guess there's things that we can both work on, but you should know. Like, I'm just saying, I. I would

[Jason]

love to come over here.

[David]

I don't find a problem in you not coming here. Like what? Like, I now know how you operate. I know you are an anxious person, and I know that when you. Like, I'm not offended. Like. Like, you know, like. Like when I said, like, it feels like you have to clock into a birthday party. Like, a lot of people on the other end of that birthday party would be offended. But, like, I'm not offended because I know exactly how you work, right? So, like, I know you're just stopping by and you have, like, five things on your mind, and you're like, I got to get home and make Charlie a pizza or make sure the MacBook's being delivered at the right time, whatever it is. Like, you, like, have so many things going on that you want to go home, so I totally get it. So I think when John said, what did you. It's your motive. That was a really, like.

[Jason]

That was a really crazy word for John to pull out.

[David]

Crazy word for John to use. I don't even think he meant to use it so aggressively. No. Aggressively, yeah. I would love if you were here, but I'm not offended when you're not here. Therefore, I don't invite you constantly, because I just know that it could. It just adds stress. And I think in your head, you'll. You'll be like, well, I guess I should go see him. So it's not. We're not just, like, always just, like, working and, like, so there's just, like. Like, I don't. I don't mind. Like, I consider doing the podcast with you, hanging out with you.

[Jason]

I tried. I tried to invite you to that movie.

[David]

What movie?

[Jason]

I went without me. I asked you to go to dinner two weekends ago.

[David]

Oh, by the way, this is where this whole thing stemmed from, is I went to go see a movie that he recommended without him.

[Jason]

But originally, the weekend before, I was like, let's go see this movie. And you didn't answer. And that's the other. You don't answer. You don't answer the text. This is true, Natalie.

[David]

That's true.

[Jason]

That's true.

[David]

I don't answer. I don't answer.

[Jason]

You don't answer texts. Hey, today I know how that feels for somebody. If you don't. Someone doesn't answer my text today.

[David]

I was excited to pod.

[Jason]

Okay, good.

[David]

I texted today. Cause this girl dm.

[Jason]

Cause you had Lauren. Yeah.

[David]

Cause this girl dm. I'm like, oh, this is a good topic. We're gonna get into an argument.

[Jason]

I mean, I got all kinds of things to argue about with you, but I'm gonna just show up.

[David]

Okay. I'll show up tonight and I'll invite you more.

[Jason]

Yeah, please. I mean, I love you. I love you so much. And I think over the last couple years, I've been, like, really stressed about money and stuff. So that does play into my anxiety. So, like, when I'm here, I'm like, oh, God, I have to post a video or I've gotta, like, figure something out. So it is hard. And that's the truth. That is the 100% truth. Like, the college tuition is fucking killing me. It's killing me.

[David]

I understand.

[Jason]

I mean, it's like.

[David]

It's.

[Jason]

David, I don't understand how people do it.

[Natalie]

They don't. They take out loans.

[David]

Yeah, they take out loans. I don't know.

[Jason]

I was gonna have Wyatt take out loans. Cause I hear they're gonna cancel all loans in, like, 10. In, like, five years.

[David]

Why I should take out loans.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know. I can't. I can't have them take out loans.

[David]

Like, you don't operate like a regular parent. And, like, that's why you get yourself into these weird, anxious positions. That's, like, really, really common. I mean, it's so much on your name, but under so much on your kids, you're still. When you're making 25, 30 grand a month, you're still not making enough for your kids. Like, that's crazy. You could be on top of the world or at the bottom of the cellar. And wherever you are, you will be fine. You will find a reason for anxiety to course through your veins. I think that's just like.

[Jason]

No, I.

[Lauren]

Right.

[Jason]

I think when I was making more money, I was better.

[Natalie]

I didn't know we were coming in today to attack Chase.

[David]

I don't.

[Jason]

Because. Because Naveen says this, too. It's like, when you are what David said about me. If that is true, that's a really bad way to be, because you don't attract money that way.

[Natalie]

This is true.

[Jason]

You know? Like, if you're always worried about money, you're never gonna get any.

[David]

Has the bean said what I just said about you?

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

No. And you are.

[Natalie]

You're he's like, okay, yeah, now I can sit back and as long as your wife agrees with me, we're good.

[Jason]

No, I mean, I. I would love to kick back. I mean, if you say that, she'll

[David]

be like, I only say it about you. Not to like, be like, not to. Because you can't fix it. It's like something that's like. Like a less. You know, like it's so rooted in you that, like, it's ingrained. Yeah, it's like ingrained. It's like John gets hungry. Like, John can't prevent that. Right. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's ingrained. Like, it is who he is. That's who you are.

[Jason]

So, I mean, I can change.

[David]

I mean that in a way where I feel for you.

[Jason]

Yeah, I get it.

[David]

Because you're so anxious about it.

[Jason]

I think I can change. I do.

[Natalie]

What are my flaws?

[David]

You have so many. You have a lot. You have a lot.

[Natalie]

I like this, like, energy that you're outputting right now.

[David]

Really? Yeah.

[Natalie]

I want you to redirect in my way. And I just want to see what's wrong with me.

[David]

Well, I didn't like how you lied today earlier. I understand why you did it, but I didn't like how you. Natalie was going to the doctor and she's like, I'm just going.

[Natalie]

I'm going in the middle of the day. The only appointment was the 3:30 for this.

[David]

Yeah. She's like, I'm just going down the street to. To get my blood drawn or whatever. And I was like, oh, okay. It's like down the street. And she's like, it's right here on the street. And I'll be like, you'll be back. And I said, you'll be back soon. And she goes, dave, it's down the street. She said that she like tripled down on it. She's like, it's down the street.

[Jason]

You have her location?

[David]

Yeah, I check her location 36 minutes away at Cedar Sinai. Crazy.

[Jason]

It's not down the street.

[David]

No, no, no, no. Then I just found out. And then I was like, taylor, I was like, she just straight up lied to me. And she's like, Taylor's like, david, she does this to you all the time because you bother her. If you found out I wasn't down

[Jason]

the street, why did you lie?

[David]

For that reason?

[Natalie]

Because it would be a 15, I'd be late to my appointment because I'd have to explain to him that I'm not going to be down the street and I will be back in an hour instead of in 15 minutes.

[Jason]

Right. So why didn't you just say, I'll be back in an hour?

[David]

Yeah, why didn't you just say that? I wouldn't have been like, you can't go to the game.

[Natalie]

Because it's so much easier for me to just avoid the conversation entirely because it actually genuinely does not affect you at all. Like, we didn't have any meetings. All the meetings are done.

[David]

I have so many things I was ready to talk to you about and then.

[Jason]

Yeah, like, what did you miss out on? Because she was gone?

[David]

Well, I just love like, I found an Hermes pool table, but that's not Natalie's.

[Jason]

Like, Natalie has. Is. Has important things to do.

[David]

No, I can't.

[Jason]

He doesn't realize I bring that one to. No offense, John, but like, bring that one to John.

[David]

I could bring it to John. John said we don't need it. Yeah, we don't need it.

[Jason]

Good call, John.

[David]

But Natalie would have been like, it could be interesting.

[Jason]

You're just the answer you wanted. Yeah. How much was the Hermes pool table? Just curious.

[Natalie]

Like, 200 at least.

[David]

No, it's 300 grand.

[Jason]

Oh, get the hell out of it. But I wouldn't.

[David]

I wouldn't pay for my own money. My friend the other day offered to buy me a fifty thousand dollar pool table. And I was like, why are you offering me this? He's like, I just want a cool new pool table here. And I'm like, you're gonna buy it? He's like, yeah, yeah, I just want to buy it for you. I won't play on it from time to time. I was like, no. I was like, no, I won't use that one. Like, do not buy that. And then I like, just so randomly found another one. I was like, okay, this for 300,000. Well, the other one was like all glass and this one's an all green leather pool table.

[Natalie]

Well, green makes sense, but like the price difference.

[David]

Yeah, I'm not buying this table.

[Jason]

Well, I wouldn't spend your friend go up to 300.

[David]

I wouldn't spend over $2,000 on a table.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David]

My friend go up to 350. He says he's buying me a Bugatti in about two years.

[Natalie]

But yeah, I was on the phone with him.

[Jason]

As long as he's not in jail,

[David]

I don't really know where he's coming from.

[Natalie]

But yeah, I was on the phone with him last night. He's helping us with like a Project or whatever. And, like, sourcing a contractor. And I called him. He was in the middle of a dinner, right? And he's at the dinner and, like, he had. He couldn't take the call during the dinner, but he calls me back, like, two hours later, is, like, for sure wasted after this dinner. And he calls me and he's like, telling me how he's gonna set up this call between me and the contractor or whatever. And I was like, okay, great. It's like 10:30 at night. And I was like, okay, that's awesome. Thank you so much. He goes, you know, Natalie, you and David, I got you guys for life, bro. I just thought it was so funny. Cause he doesn't. Like, we're good friends, but, like. And he's much closer with David than he is with me. But for him to, like, call me, like, give that sentiment, I thought was so funny.

[David]

That's really funny. He's really n nice.

[Natalie]

He's so sweet.

[Jason]

I wish I could do that for you.

[David]

Okay. Ty, what are you doing here?

[Jason]

I wish I could call you and be like, I got you for life.

[David]

Yeah, no, he's really interesting.

[Jason]

My electricity's being turned off.

[David]

He's a really, really funny guy. And he's one of Jonah's close buddies, okay? That's how we met him. And we've been. I mean, now we've been friends with him for like four or five years, but he's like, when the trust fund hits, he's like, it's fucking game over. I made a big bet the other day. I bet $200.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

I'm gonna win $1800 if there is a magnitude 8 earthquake in California in the year 2027. Never mind.

[Jason]

What's an 8?

[Natalie]

Like, next year,

[David]

before 2027. So this year, if at 1.8 is like, full destruction. Destroy this house, dude. 8 has never hit California.

[Jason]

Okay?

[David]

But the odds are. The odds are good against it. So you make a lot of money, right? But yeah, so if there is ever a Earth, like, if there's. If there's ever an earthquake that, like, brings my house down and vibrates the whole earth everywhere, like in California, my phone will also vibrate right after with me winning sixteen hundred dollars over my two hundred. It's a pretty interesting bet, isn't it?

[Jason]

It sounds like a bet that's like, why would you do that?

[David]

Yeah, that's the waste, I think, for silver lining. Yeah, I guess. I don't want it to happen. You don't want that to happen?

[Jason]

I know why you did it why you did it? To ensure that it doesn't happen. Because deep down you do care about like humanity and the city and.

[David]

Oh, you think that me placing that bet is like fucked up.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know. I think that's how your brain works. I'm pretty sure. So it's like you in some way just being like, why not?

[David]

I did it before. I looked up what 8 magnitude earthquake was.

[Jason]

Oh, you did?

[David]

I thought 8. I thought 8 was like. I thought we'd get those all the time. Yeah, and like I thought. Cuz we, we get big earthquakes here and I thought we've gotten like at least two.

[Natalie]

No, they're like four.

[David]

I'm not saying in la, an eight. Like I thought like we get somewhere some far and we feel the eight a little bit. But I was completely wrong. We've never gotten an 8, I think ever recorded after that was after I made the bet. So I was like, oh, okay, this is like a big earthquake I'm betting on. So I regret.

[Jason]

What was Northridge? John, can you look up Northridge earthquake, see what the magnitude was?

[David]

I thought it was like a regular one that we've got like we've gotten two big ones since I've lived here in the last 10 years.

[Jason]

Did the house shake?

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

Oh, it did, yeah.

[David]

Yeah, and I thought that's what I was betting on.

[Jason]

But yeah, I always just hear little ones.

[David]

But I don't, I don't want it to hit.

[Jason]

No, I know you don't. Yeah, you definitely don't.

[Natalie]

I mean, you're asking for like the fault line to rupture.

[David]

Yeah, that was a 6.7 in six. Seven.

[Jason]

Fuck.

[David]

I owe Jay another hundred bucks.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

57 died, 9,000 injured, 20,000 people got displaced. Wow, that's crazy. And that was only a 6.7. That's not even an 8. That means that earthquake is a hundred times worse. That's what an 8 is. 100 times worse than what? Then what happened in Northridge? Oh, what the fuck?

[Jason]

Northridge was six, seven.

[David]

Okay, well then I. Then I apologize now for making that bet.

[Natalie]

I think you should withdraw.

[David]

Great job. I'll cash out now. For the sake of humanity. Let's see how much wood happens. If that's a crazy bet then to make. Wait, if I cash out now, how much money do I get?

[Natalie]

Can we fact check, John, on a hundred times worse than.

[David]

Yeah, okay, if I pull out Now, I make $109. Do you want me to pull out?

[Jason]

You make money, how do you make money?

[David]

No, I bet 200. Oh, so you get 109, I get 109 back.

[Jason]

Yeah, you should just pull out for your. For your own financial. We're not going to have any eight point earthquake.

[David]

This is going to be a crazy conversation. From an 8.0 versus 6.7 is a 1.3 magnitude difference. So it's 32 to the power of 1.3, which is 90 times more energy.

[Natalie]

Wow. It's a thousand times stronger than a six.

[David]

Wait, what?

[Natalie]

It will. It destroys cities. That's like what, an eight point. Dude.

[David]

What? Wait, that's kind of scary. Yeah, it's that. It's only 9x.

[Natalie]

That's you're. It's literally the San Andreas fault rupturing.

[Lauren]

That's what you just bet on.

[David]

Wait, wait, what?

[Jason]

You're talking about Santa Monica going in the ocean?

[David]

Yeah. Wait, why California becoming an island is what you're. Wait, why is that only 9x? What?

[Jason]

It's a thousand x.

[David]

It's a thousand x. No, no, no, no.

[Natalie]

The bat.

[David]

The bet is only it only like 9x is your money. I mean, yeah, that should be like. That means there's a lot of. That should literally be like a thousand X. Yeah, it should be of the San Andreas fault rupturing.

[Jason]

But the way those things work too, it's like what other people will. Will place. Right? You're bet you're playing against someone.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

So that makes the bet.

[David]

So I guess enough people have not.

[Natalie]

If you're near an ocean, tsunamis will likely occur.

[David]

No, for sure, if it's a thousand x over a six, it's game over.

[Jason]

What's movie night tonight? What are you watching?

[David]

We're watching James Bond.

[Jason]

I love James Bond.

[David]

Yeah, good.

[Jason]

See which one?

[David]

The first one. Casino Royale. First one with Dan.

[Jason]

You're watching Casino Royale?

[David]

Y.

[Jason]

That's my favorite movie.

[David]

Okay, there you go.

[Jason]

What time?

[David]

Probably around 7 or 8.

[Jason]

7 or 8pm yeah.

[Natalie]

What about 6 or 7?

[Jason]

What about food?

[David]

Guess who's coming over?

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David]

Noah Beck. Celebrity Noah Beck is coming? Yeah, for movie night.

[Natalie]

My celeb crush will be in the building.

[David]

Crush? Yeah.

[Jason]

You ever get with Noah Beck?

[Natalie]

Me? No, no. He dated like one of my really good friends.

[Jason]

Oh, he did?

[David]

She said it's chill.

[Jason]

Would you ever date somebody that your friend dated?

[Natalie]

No.

[Jason]

You wouldn't? Why are you laughing?

[David]

What do you mean, bro?

[Lauren]

Oh,

[Jason]

I'm sorry.

[David]

Yo, this bitch is a homie Hopper.

[Lauren]

What you mean?

[Natalie]

That does not count.

[Jason]

I was. I was not even thinking of that.

[Natalie]

I Didn't even think about that at all. That sounds like.

[David]

Oh, my God. There you go, homie. Hoppy homie. Hopper defender.

[Natalie]

Okay, let's not go there.

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[Natalie]

Experian.

[David]

We're there.

[Jason]

I went to Natalie's house today.

[David]

Why?

[Jason]

I shot a video.

[Natalie]

Wait, that's exact the sort of response we anticipated when we were there. Naveen and Jason came over to my house. Sorry to cut you off, but. To film a YouTube video for the daily vlogs. And they were just like. I was giving the whole house tour. And like how nice the house. So cozy, so peaceful. Like tranquility in the mornings at my home. And then they were like, why doesn't David come here more often? I was like, he fucking hates this place. You would never be caught dead here. And that was the exact response I anticipated from you.

[Jason]

Why?

[David]

I've been to Natalie's before. It's nice.

[Jason]

You would have loved it this morning.

[David]

Really?

[Natalie]

When the light comes.

[Jason]

Yeah. I was like prime Natalie because she was. She was. She was excited to show everything.

[David]

I could feel Natalie's mom's presence in the house. And I think that's what freaks me out.

[Natalie]

You're such a freak.

[David]

I can feel if.

[Natalie]

Listen, honestly, I'm starting to think that you are into my mom on some sort of lesson.

[David]

I'm down to go to your house. All I ask is a priest comes by, sages the whole house and just cleanses the spirits away of Jen. Then we're good. I think if I just felt. If I could even. Just smell the sage. Even if you just got a candle that smelled like it's been exercised, then I would be there.

[Natalie]

Well, the house is not haunted or cursed in any way. It's actually very curious. It's definitely cursed. Very nice.

[David]

Your mom doesn't just come. Your mom just doesn't go to houses and not curse them after she leaves.

[Jason]

She definitely curse here when Jen comes over here.

[David]

Yes. We had a higher exorcist. I didn't move in after Jen. Guys, it's you up to a. It's a known fact.

[Natalie]

I'm pretty sure he actually did have Taylor stage the house after, like, before he moved in. And my mom was. My mom was living here.

[David]

I did.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah, he did. I was there. I forgot about that. I was like, why are we doing this? I was like, john, shut up. The spirit will hear you.

[Lauren]

I don't know.

[Jason]

He thinks Natalie's mom is haunted.

[Natalie]

Just do it. Yeah, well, Jason and Naveen and I had. You know how I was recruiting a friend to come help me hang stuff in my home?

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So Jason came by to help do that. We, like, saw that through.

[David]

Oh, to hang the mirror.

[Jason]

Yeah, to hang the mirror. Yes. But, of course, Natalie's mirror was just so tough to hang.

[David]

Oh, but it made for good drama on the video now.

[Jason]

Yeah, it was good drama. We had a guy show up in Strip, which was cool.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

In dance? Yeah. Like a task. Grab it like a hot task. Rabbit.

[David]

Did he actually took his clothes off?

[Jason]

No, no, no. It was too early. But he was hot. For sure.

[David]

He was hot.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you should have. Her original idea was to call John. She could have. Should have called John.

[David]

That's kind of cool. Like hiring taskrabbits. Especially, like, buff guys could be, like. Is, like. Could be Fun for girls.

[Natalie]

100%.

[David]

Really?

[Natalie]

I think about it all the time. I'm like, I'm gonna invite this TaskRabbit over, actually. I mean, I've never done that, but, like, it's definitely a thought that I have. When I'm, like, looking through the different tasks.

[David]

It shows their faces. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Little profile.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It's a good TV show.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

Rabbit Horror. You know, it's like. Like, the guy is. The guy's not working as a task. He's not getting any jobs. So eventually he's like, I gotta.

[Natalie]

It's honestly, like, a great way to meet somebody. I feel like a woman in need. The man comes over to help.

[David]

Wait, that is pretty incredible. There's no guy equivalent to that. Right. The only thing they have here is, like, topless maids. I find so bizarre.

[Jason]

I don't. Cuddlers.

[David]

Is that. Yeah, we did that. But.

[Natalie]

But that's, like, pervy, you know?

[David]

Yeah. Yeah. It's not like they're. Yeah.

[Natalie]

It's not as juvenile as. Just.

[Jason]

Wait.

[David]

What is topless maids.

[Jason]

It's a maid with no top on.

[David]

Is that true?

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm sure they come over and they have sex with you.

[David]

What?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

It wasn't. When he was asking.

[David]

Yeah, that's not even where I was going. That's crazy.

[Jason]

Well, yeah, they're not actually cleaning the house.

[Natalie]

Oh, so what are they doing?

[David]

Okay, because I wouldn't want to wait

[Jason]

to do prostitution and not call it prostitution.

[David]

That's crazy.

[Natalie]

Oh, so they're not.

[Jason]

You think somebody's getting the. Washing the floor with their tits out?

[Natalie]

I mean. Yeah, like, maybe that's like a kink for somebody or something.

[David]

Yeah. But then I guess that would still lead to sex, if that is like a kink thing.

[Natalie]

Yeah, you're right.

[David]

Well, yeah, I guess I never. It's crazy. I never really thought about. Because if you're. If you're in la, in Hollywood for longer than. Is that truck still around?

[Jason]

I haven't seen it in a while.

[David]

Yeah, but like, when I first moved here, I saw it on a parks in Hollywood for six, seven years and it said, topless maids, $99. Right, right. And they. You call a number and apparently they come to your house. Yeah, that's really weird. I've never thought about. I've always just thought it was like three women, like in their 40s, 50s, not even necessarily hot, just like tits out, just boobs out and cleaning.

[Jason]

Mm.

[David]

But then I was like, why would you want this? Like, it's already kind of awkward just to like have people cleaning in general, not like they're like, naked. I don't know. I don't know if I'd feel that. What are you. What are you spacing out at? Jay, did you just see a ghost?

[Jason]

I saw Jen.

[David]

Jen's here. Like, I gotta say, to the movie room too. I had a good movie idea the other day. You want to hear it?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Okay. So it's all. The only people that can do it are AI people.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

So like, no studio is going to be able to get behind this because it's just like, legally, it just doesn't make any sense. But imagine a movie. Have you ever seen Pixel? Not Pixel. What's the one where like all the. All the video games like, kind of come in and like, go into the world Record Ralph. No, I think it's Pixel, like Pac man comes into the real world and like, terrorizing the city and stuff like that. So now imagine a movie where aliens come from a different planet and they're. They're also kind of like almost like these aliens have the ability to like, create anything into reality. I mean, you know, like aliens can construct anything because they have different. Just like what we were talking about how like we don't have a different. If we had a different sense of sense, we'd be able to pick up on different things. So these aliens want to attack the Earth and they say we're going to attack the Earth in two weeks. You can defend your planet with the 20 strongest things that you have conjured up with the 20 things that you've thought of in your society to be some as the strongest.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

Okay. So that means anything from fiction will come to life.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

So you'll have. These will be the people defending Earth. You'll have Optimus prime, you'll have Harry Potter. You'll have an IP Iron Man. It's an IP Nightmare. Yeah, that's why you just have to. You have to fucking animate it. So. So you'll have like all of the biggest. You have Keanu Reeves, John Wick. You'll have the biggest and baddest action stars defending Earth from this common villain.

[Jason]

Oh, that's awesome.

[David]

That's pretty cool.

[Jason]

Sure.

[David]

You can only do it if you do it illegally. And that's because no one's ever gonna give you the IP to every. Everything all at once.

[Natalie]

Is there a way to do that where you, like, make it, but it's free? And then you don't get not to

[Jason]

go back to the movie we all saw. But they had a huge IP Nightmare.

[David]

Really?

[Jason]

They had to clear all that stuff and they got the best copyright lawyer in the world. So maybe your movie is possible.

[David]

No, it's. Maybe you're putting Iron man, putting an Avengers character, you're putting Harry Potter. You can't do that. What are you talking about?

[Jason]

There might be a way around it.

[David]

I'm saying they're the main characters.

[Jason]

I get it.

[David]

Oh, like parody law.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Oh, yeah. No, but you'd want them to be the real thing. That's why I'm saying with AI I got this idea because I saw like Iron man fighting Optimus Prime. Yeah. But I was like, that'd be cool if there was like a storyline to it. And it's very similar to Pixel, in which like, these characters can actually come to life and have a purpose and like all be defending humanity because they are all human made. Right? Because as humans, we have conjured them up. So I think it'd be really interesting. Like, you're at the Pentagon and the Pentagon's like what we're having. Who fight this Voldemort and Pikachu and

[Jason]

even AI wise, all those companies block you, like using Optimus prime and stuff like that. Right.

[David]

But not the new one, See, Dance. That's where all these videos are being made. So C Dance is in China, and I think it's started by the people that started TikTok. Yes, ByteDance. ByteDance. So ByteDance has all the data from TikTok, and they use it to create, like, you'll see Tom Cruise. There will be Tom Cruise's face. You'll see Robert Downey's Iron Man. You'll see everybody as their actual characters. And there's no copyright issue because I guess it's not really governed there.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[David]

But like, yeah, like Marvel and all these studios. Disney, Sorry, Disney has served him with a cease and desist. But then people are like, what is. What does the cease and desist do? Have you thought about China?

[Jason]

Have you thought about getting one of those, like, to do that thing, Moltbot, where the computer, like, goes and, like, does everything for you?

[Natalie]

Yeah, I thought about it.

[Jason]

Like, I want to do that so badly, and I don't know how to do it.

[David]

I just don't use my computer for anything.

[Jason]

Yeah, you do.

[Natalie]

I mean, you just.

[Jason]

You just looked up a pool table.

[David]

Yeah, he just, like, looks up cool things.

[Jason]

So, like, you imagine. Imagine this. Like, tomorrow morning, you wake up and it's like, here you go. Here's, like, the cheapest price for a $300,000 pool table.

[David]

And I know, but that would just be, like. That would just hurt me financially to have something like that.

[Natalie]

But there's other things you could. You could. You could use it, like, for vlog

[David]

stuff or I could use for editing. You think?

[Jason]

Did you see the two AIs calling each other?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

Yeah, like, two chat. GPTs.

[Jason]

Yeah, like, they call each other and then they go, do you want to. They're like, hello. Oh, hello. Like, I'm an AI person. I'm also an AI person. And then they go, do you want to use Gibberlink? And the other one goes, yes, let's use Gibberlink. And then they start going. Then they go to this different language.

[David]

No, they don't.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

And they're like.

[Jason]

And the other one's like, I swear to God. I swear to God.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Jason]

Look up Jibberlink.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Jason]

I had the craziest thing happen last night. It was in the middle of the night, and it was raining so bad last night.

[David]

Oh, yeah, it was crazy.

[Jason]

And I had terrible gas.

[David]

Like, you had tiramisu.

[Jason]

A terrible gas. Terrible. And, like, I don't usually have it. We went to this great sushi place. And so in the middle of the night, I farted around.

[David]

Naveen, she's asleep.

[Jason]

Oh, right. So I farted really, really badly. And normally, if she's asleep, like, don't worry, she's asleep.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Jason]

I farted. You know, but for some reason, because it was raining so bad, she wakes up, like, 10 seconds after I've barked. So now she's up and she's.

[David]

Are you trying. What?

[Jason]

Yeah, I just, like, went back to bed. But, David, it stinks. She still doesn't know the truth. I'm telling this right now on the podcast.

[David]

Well, you should call right now and see if she remembers.

[Jason]

No. Cause I have to tell you the story.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

So it's raining, she's looking around, and it's really bad. And she's getting nervous. And we have a leak in the house.

[David]

And I'm like, and you're still pretending you're sleeping?

[Jason]

And I'm just like. I just go back to bed. Then this morning, I'm like, how's it going? She's like. She's like, ugh. I was like, I couldn't sleep last night. She's like, there was this awful smell. No, she says, this awful smell in the house. She's like, I think we have mold. She's like, I looked it up online. She's like. And they're like, you have a gas leak.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David]

That's really.

[Jason]

But it was my fart.

[David]

Like, for sure.

[Jason]

Yeah. Like, 100%. Like, it was the worst fart I've had in years. In years.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

And so. And she's telling me this in the car, and I felt so bad that she was up all night. She was on Reddit, and when she said the line, we have a gas leak, I was like, yeah, we do.

[David]

That's really funny.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

I gotta tell her. But you. I can't tell her that.

[David]

Well, can I call her?

[Jason]

That I farted?

[Lauren]

Can I call?

[Jason]

She's gonna be mad.

[David]

Is she?

[Jason]

I think so. Because. Because she was up all night, like, worried about it.

[David]

Yeah, but you have to figure it out now.

[Jason]

All right, go ahead.

[Natalie]

He's gonna call someone to fix that gas leak.

[David]

Hello? Naveen, it's David. You're on the pod. Hey. So we. I mean, J. Do you want me to tell her?

[Jason]

You can tell her.

[David]

Okay. So what happened last night? Is everything okay?

[Lauren]

Last night?

[David]

Yeah. With the rain and everything. What was going on?

[Lauren]

Like, I was scared.

[David]

Yeah. Were you? Yeah. Were you up all night? What does something feel off about the house?

[Lauren]

Yeah, like, I think the house is broken.

[David]

What do you mean? Can you be more specific about that?

[Lauren]

Like, so I woke up and I smelled like a bad smell. So I, like, looked it up and it said that if you smell like an egg smell. Oh, it's a gas leak.

[Natalie]

Oh, Jesus.

[Lauren]

Like, it's like your dryer. The dryer is downstairs, like by our room. So that means that the house might blow, Right?

[David]

For sure.

[Lauren]

Wait, why?

[David]

Okay. And how long did this ghastly smell for?

[Lauren]

It was literally all night. So, like, I went upstairs to get fresh air and then I had to come back down because the lady on the Internet said to, like, see if it happens in every room. And it was just the room.

[David]

Okay, well, I mean, at this point, I mean, I'm. I'm going to. I don't know if this is good news or bad news I'm delivering here to you, but you're going to be okay. That gas leak was actually just from your husband last night.

[Lauren]

What do you mean?

[David]

That was. That was Jason farting and he just confessed on the pod and I thought we should call you.

[Lauren]

But is he serious? Like, does he really? Because then he needs to go to the hospital.

[David]

Yeah, he said he had some of the worst gas in his life and that there was. There was a moment where you were sleeping, obviously, and he thought he could get away with the fart. And it was the worst fart he's ever. He's ever let out, he said, in the last couple years. And then you just so happen to wake up 10 seconds later and you

[Lauren]

were like, I woke up because I smelled something so bad that I thought that something happened.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Oh, wow. Well, yeah, something did happen, but the suspect and culprit just so happened to be laying right next to you.

[Jason]

And I didn't know how to say anything. This morning when you were upset, when you were tired and stuff, I felt so bad. I'm sorry. I was so embarrassed. It's very hard to admit gas to a pretty woman.

[Lauren]

It's okay.

[David]

Have you ever smelled anything like that before?

[Lauren]

No, it really smelled like. Like I almost called the police because I was like, this isn't good. Oh, my God. It smelled rotten.

[David]

Right? Right. No, it's definitely. I mean, think about something. Think about gas coming out of an 80 year old man. Like, it's not gonna be. It's not gonna be bad.

[Lauren]

That's really not good. I'm scared.

[Jason]

She leaves me.

[Lauren]

Thank you for telling me. I actually really appreciate that.

[David]

Of course, you know. You know me now. They always have your back here.

[Lauren]

So, thank you. Thank you, Jason. We'll talk when you get home.

[Jason]

I'm sorry.

[David]

Wow. That's crazy, Jay.

[Jason]

Yeah. That's what it's like to have someone in your life, you know? You can't just blow them out.

[David]

Fuck yeah.

[Jason]

You're lucky you can just let them go all night.

[David]

I mean. Yeah. That is kind of the most insane thing I've ever heard. It's crazy that she did not know up until now.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Because I don't fart in front of her. Ever. Oh, never. Never. Oh, no.

[David]

I never started with that. That's even bigger.

[Jason]

I don't believe in that.

[David]

Oh, that's even bigger. Wow.

[Jason]

But I just thought she was asleep. I didn't think it would be that bad. And I can usually hide it under the covers.

[David]

Well, if she's listening to this right now, can you give her an apology?

[Jason]

Yeah. Naveen, I'm really, really, really, really sorry. And I love you. And I'm sorry. And I won't do that again.

[David]

We're sorry, Naveen. We're going to control him. Less sushi nights with him. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you guys for joining us on the Views pod.

[Jason]

You know, can we have, like, a weekly time when we watch movies? Like, if you said, like, Wednesday nights? Movie night?

[David]

Well, I try to have movie night, like, almost every night.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Yeah, just depending on when Taylor and Allie are free.

[Jason]

Oh, okay.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I can't wait.

[David]

Yeah. I mean, and if you come to enough movie nights, we'll put you in the group chat.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Casino Royale is so good.

[David]

Yeah, it's gonna be pretty good.

[Jason]

My favorite movie.

[David]

A lot of people haven't seen James Bond here, so.

[Jason]

Favorite Bond?

[David]

I mean, it's the best of the Daniel Craig Bonds.

[Jason]

Yes.

[David]

Yeah. All right, guys, we'll see you soon. Bye.