
On today's Views podcast David, Jason and John talk about David's trip to Cannes, last night's Jackass premiere and the fight David got into with Natalie on the red carpet. Also, Jason confronts John about the last podcast, David talks about his new business vlog including meeting with Dhar Mann and a stunt he recently shot with Steve-O. Also, the art of small talk and what goes on in everybody's head when they're at a party. And a little later, Jason's awkward encounter at 7-11, making $10 Million a month on Facebook and the insane IPO that David missed out on. Jason's latest All Good Things podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4cL6L84Jnc5TXzeiyHKC5u
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What's up, guys?
David Dobrik
Welcome back to Views. We are back with a brand new episode. No Natalie today, but we replaced her with John. Jason Nash is, of course, here. My lovely co host John.
Jason Nash
Also pretty good looking like Natalie.
David Dobrik
Basically the same thing.
Jason Nash
And you're doing Sports Illustrated this year, right?
John
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And you're the first. Man.
David Dobrik
It's those titties that got him there.
Jason Nash
Amazing. Incredible.
David Dobrik
Nat's not here. We got into a fight last night.
Jason Nash
What happened?
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She just.
John
She's.
David Dobrik
Well, she's wrong.
Jason Nash
Yeah, of course.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
So, I mean, anybody in your orbit is wrong?
David Dobrik
Yes.
Sponsor Voice
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yes. So it's. What's the point? I'm even talking about what it is. We all know.
Jason Nash
No, you got to tell me. I got to know. You can't just start like that.
David Dobrik
No, it was. It's not like it wasn't like a big fight.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
It was just like a culmination of, like, being together for so long.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then the last thing was we filmed something and I had her hold the phone.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And she filmed it wrong. And I was like, how can you mess up filming? Just film it the way I always say this to everybody that films. Because people don't like. People don't film like they're looking through the lens. They film like they're still looking through their eyes. And, like, they're all like, they're doing
Jason Nash
I'm eyes on the phone. Not on the.
David Dobrik
Not even that. But like, film. I always say film it the exact same way you'd want to watch it. So, like, if there's something happening and you got to step in a little closer.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Because you want to see it because you're curious. Then do that. Because that's the same thing that the person watching want to experience. Right. She messed it up.
Jason Nash
How did she film it?
David Dobrik
She filmed it like she was blind.
John
I thought she filmed it fine, honestly, Jay.
David Dobrik
So, yeah, so there's that.
Jason Nash
So then. So then you're on the. Wherever you are, and you're on the lot at Paramount. Yes. I was gonna say.
David Dobrik
And I go, you filmed it horribly. I don't know what I said.
John
He said more than that. It was a round of like, why can't you get it right?
David Dobrik
Right. Yeah.
John
And it's so tough because it's. It is filming. You know what I mean?
David Dobrik
It's so easy.
John
It's not that easy.
Jason Nash
I don't know.
John
I've.
Jason Nash
I've had to hold your vlog camera, and I've never gotten it right. Not once.
David Dobrik
Well, you can't, like, even hold the cell phone for a call correctly.
John
Okay.
Jason Nash
For a phone call?
David Dobrik
Yeah. Like your hands don't.
Jason Nash
Interesting. I have a. I have had a number of calls this week that I've achieved perfectly.
David Dobrik
How many times have you dropped your phone while you've been through the phone?
Jason Nash
I've had seven times, but I pick it right back up.
David Dobrik
Yeah. I just feel like. Yeah. I feel like your hand. Eye coordination isn't all there. Do you know what I mean?
Jason Nash
Interesting. Yeah. I definitely remember being like, jay, film this. And then every single time it was wrong. And you're talking like, you know, five, six years of working with you. So I'm not sure, but if only. What we should do is we should clone your brain and put it into all of ours.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Because everyone around you, you don't want that. Supposedly, everyone would be a genius.
Jason Nash
Right, Right, right. Everybody be so lit.
John
Jay, can you imagine, like, four Davids in a room? They would. One would live, the other would die.
Jason Nash
You think he. David would kill David?
John
David would kill Dave for sure.
David Dobrik
Well, I don't think so.
John
He'd be like, he was the other Dave. So hard.
David Dobrik
He'd be like, no one could gaslight Dave. Not even Dave. What were you saying to John before the pod started?
Jason Nash
Well, I.
David Dobrik
Giving him a note on podcasting.
Jason Nash
How is John with constructive criticism?
John
He's.
David Dobrik
I mean, he takes it, but he doesn't act on it. So you'll say something and then it won't register.
Jason Nash
Well, I love John on the pod.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Love him, but he sometimes.
John
Just.
Jason Nash
Honestly, just this last episode you have a tendency to. You maybe because we were all kind of tired, but you were like. You talk underneath. You're saying things underneath Dave talking. And I don't know what you're saying or what you're adding.
David Dobrik
He's like ad libbing.
Sponsor Voice
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Jason Nash
Let me do it. Let me do it. Just tell me about, tell me, tell me about your week. What'd you do this morning?
David Dobrik
Yeah, I mean Taylor made the sandwich again, which I love because she put so much onions in there.
Jason Nash
What? Got the onions again. Okay. With onions.
David Dobrik
Oh, he does that.
Jason Nash
Keep going, keep going.
David Dobrik
I didn't know I'd do that. Normally she doesn't put enough onions in there. But I feel like this time I was like, you should overdo with a big amount of onions. Just like sandwich out of the fridge. Well, something was bizarre about.
Jason Nash
It is.
David Dobrik
I feel like my taste buds weren't working this morning.
Jason Nash
Oh, taste.
David Dobrik
But I know taste. I know that it wasn't Covid.
Jason Nash
Taste drives the flavor.
David Dobrik
Yeah. That is what it was.
Jason Nash
Last podcast I had to edit for like three hours. I'm like. And J would be.
Sponsor Voice
Would be on a run.
David Dobrik
Damn. You probably thought there was like two different podcast in there.
Jason Nash
I thought there were two podcasts and then you'd be saying something.
David Dobrik
Maybe John's recording his side podcast while recording ours. Have you ever seen those TikTok videos? This is like very specific. I don't know if you're going to know what I'm referencing, but when there's like a movie playing underneath the sound of the movie, it'll go. It'll be like dubbed over for the blind almost. It'll be like the woman takes the shackles and on shackles, her hand.
Jason Nash
Yes.
David Dobrik
I don't know why they do that. I think they do it for like to. To go. To go around the copyright aspect of TikTok.
Jason Nash
Yes.
David Dobrik
I don't. Because I don't think it's for the. For the blind or. Or anything like that. It's very. Because sometimes it doesn't add up to what's actually going on the screen.
Jason Nash
Right.
Ted Danson
It's almost.
David Dobrik
It's almost. So it like throws off the. The copyright of like posting a movie onto TikTok. But that's what you just reminded me of.
Jason Nash
Oh, I see. I do in the fruit videos.
David Dobrik
But I was. I was. Yeah, in the FR videos. I was talking to. Talking to John yesterday. It was me, John and Scan our filmer.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And I was like, cuz we have to go to the Hamptons Tomorrow.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Most like. Most like, I don't know if we're going anymore.
Jason Nash
I don't know what's out there.
David Dobrik
It's Palm Tree Festival.
Jason Nash
Yeah. What's that could be like?
David Dobrik
It's really fun. I think, like, a lot of people are going.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
It's just like, you just got back. I just got back. This would be my last trip of the summer till August.
Jason Nash
All right.
David Dobrik
So I think I go to Kenya in August.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
So this is my last trip till then. So full July, being in la, you know, crazy. That's going to be.
Jason Nash
That's nice.
David Dobrik
That's going to be lit. And I think L. A is having, like, a renaissance.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I think. I think. I actually don't even know if it is, but I know people are saying it is, and I think if you say it enough, it'll happen.
Jason Nash
Who's saying that?
David Dobrik
A lot of. There's a lot of Tik toks that saying LA is back. And I don't know if everyone's just, like, trying to bring it back by saying it's back.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So I'm gonna join them because I
Jason Nash
drove down Sunset Saturday night.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I know.
Jason Nash
And it looked like a ghost.
David Dobrik
Don't say that. Don't say that. Just say it's back. Just say it's back. And then I think we'll bring it back by manifesting. Anyway, I told John. I was like, john, we're going to. We gotta go to the Hamptons this weekend. He's like, no, I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I don't think it's beneficial for me to go. And then scan who's my employee is like, yeah, that's a crazy thing to say to your boss when he asks you to go to a certain place that you don't think it's beneficial for you to go.
Jason Nash
Why don't you want to go, John? Okay, in my defense, how many days is it? Three?
David Dobrik
No, we're originally Friday. We're back Sunday.
John
Okay.
Jason Nash
Originally.
John
Originally, he said, like, Friday to Tuesday.
David Dobrik
I never said that.
John
Yeah, you did.
David Dobrik
I never said that.
John
I see the emails, too.
David Dobrik
I am part of. I'm not on emails. Dobrik.com Also, I'm not emails.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah, that. That email is totally worthless, by the way. You should know that, because I get emails all the time about stuff like views, podcast recording at 1pm on Wednesday. And then I. I get here and there's a damn dinosaur in the backyard or there's like a. You know there's a tiger sitting in Dave's bedroom. And I'm like, I thought we were doing the pod. Who said that? I got the email. I'm not on email. It's just like made up shit. It's literally. Poor Brooke. Brooke's just doing. Brooke is doing made up shit.
Ted Danson
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like she's putting random things in the calendar.
Jason Nash
Yeah, she's putting stuff in the calendar. And then I'll see stuff in the calendar.
John
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And.
John
But then Natalie reminds me.
David Dobrik
Why don't you check it out?
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Jason Nash
And that's where they get it. Yes, that's where they get it.
Ted Danson
Thank you.
Jason Nash
Because Natalie thinks the email is real.
John
Yes.
Jason Nash
But it's not.
John
So I believe the email's real.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Natalie's like, Natalie. Natalie keeps thinking the email is real, but it's real.
David Dobrik
Well, what time did you get here for the pod?
Jason Nash
I got here at 12:30.
David Dobrik
Okay. It's 2:00pm yeah, yeah, yeah. I had no idea there was a pot happening.
Jason Nash
Right.
John
It was like, calendar.
Jason Nash
And then also on the text last night, we were potting. We were planning for today. And she's answering for you. And I was like, hmm. Unless I see it from you in your text.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah. Never. Yeah.
Jason Nash
I don't believe any of it.
David Dobrik
Don't listen to her fake news. They just say things.
John
It's not fake news. It's just that you are a ball of chaos.
David Dobrik
No, I'm not. I think I'll tell you when I'm gonna do the pod. I just, like, the answer's never. The answer is I'm gonna avoid it as long as I can.
Jason Nash
I learned my lesson. I. I bring my computer.
John
But, Jay, there's.
David Dobrik
You have to bring, like, hobbies, the six.
John
You know, like the six digit, six letter confirmation codes.
David Dobrik
No, now I'm doing it. Now I'm doing it. I'm talking under him.
Jason Nash
What do you. What do you mean, six letter confirmation?
John
You know, like. Like there's a six. Six digit, like, letter code that, like, you already bought the flight.
David Dobrik
He's saying like a. You're saying like double confirm?
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah, I take that reference.
Jason Nash
So you're going.
John
No, I'm not going.
Jason Nash
I'm sorry, Dave. Is he going?
David Dobrik
It's funny. And it's John's friend that's housing us. John has like, this millionaire billionaire friend.
Jason Nash
Really?
David Dobrik
And he's giving us a house. And John goes. If you make me go, I'm going to call him that. You can't stay with me. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
Jason Nash
How do you have a billionaire friend, John?
David Dobrik
John has a lot of billionaire friends. It's not like there's no way he
Jason Nash
has a lot of billionaire friends. That would be at least three.
John
Yeah, okay. There's at least three.
David Dobrik
At least three.
Jason Nash
Three billionaires.
John
Yeah. For sure.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
There's no way.
David Dobrik
Yes.
John
Yeah.
Jason Nash
You're kidding.
David Dobrik
This is John. This is. This guy's connected. You need to Invest, dude. Fucking SpaceX IPO'd. And he goes. And I go, wow, people are making so much money. He goes, I know. I told you I could get you into before the ipo.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And I'm like, what?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
He's like, I told you. I was like, I can. If you want to put any kind of. Any amount of money in, I can get you in before the ipo. I'm like, john, you never said that to me. He's like, yes, I did.
John
I told you.
David Dobrik
My. My buddy had, like, he was raising money and he asked if you wanted to be in it, and you said no. You don't like investing.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow. And now you regret it.
Dan Cummins
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David Dobrik
His friend made like, how much?
John
Well, he made like 10x.
Jason Nash
Really?
David Dobrik
Over $100 million?
John
Yeah, he said, like, he changed his. His friends are just taking care of. For the rest of their family. Yeah.
David Dobrik
You know, I'm like, john, you ever told me this, but I guess you did. So you gotta listen to John sometimes. Quiet ones.
John
I mean, I do say a lot of things though, so. Yeah.
David Dobrik
So it's like you gotta pick.
John
You gotta. You gotta sift through it, you know?
David Dobrik
Yeah. Which is impossible. Yeah. In hindsight, it looks stupid. But then if I put myself back in that situation, it was probably also surrounded by like a bunch of nonsense, so. Right. So that's a very hard.
Jason Nash
And then didn't it dip after it came out?
John
But it doesn't matter.
Jason Nash
It doesn't matter.
John
Yeah, you're getting. You're getting. You're getting it so low that, like,
Jason Nash
at the IPO doesn't matter, right?
David Dobrik
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah. You buy like, it IPO to what, 120?
John
Yeah. And it hit like 200, but you're
David Dobrik
buying it at like $30 from the company. So the second it comes out, you've already 4x. Yeah, that's. What. That's.
Jason Nash
Why didn't you buy some?
David Dobrik
I don't think you had enough money for that.
John
I don't have enough money for that. There's minimums.
David Dobrik
You have to like, like 100 or a million dollars?
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Oh, $100,000 or a million? Yeah, but like your million will turn into 10.
Jason Nash
Wow.
David Dobrik
It's pretty crazy.
Jason Nash
I don't like hearing stories like that.
David Dobrik
I hate it too. It's me upset invest and it's such a headache and it takes you away from everything. That's why even if he did bring it to me, bring it up to me.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I was like, please do not talk to me about investing. I've lost every time. I don't want to hear it. But now I changed my mind. If your friend wants to hit me up to invest, take all my money.
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David Dobrik
Anyway, we got to go to the Jackass premiere last night. Oh, I've been filming this vlog. That's a little different. I've been filming this business vlog.
Jason Nash
Oh yeah? How'd that go? Well, how is Khan?
David Dobrik
Cannes was fun.
Jason Nash
Good.
David Dobrik
But like this business vlog I've been filming and hang out with Jared Leto. Jared Leto was not there, unfortunately. Yeah, I was like the first can we went to is all the celebs. This year was less celebs and more influencers. I'm trying to think like what celebrities that were there. You had your like diplos. Yeah, that's kind of it, actually.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Not that many. Okay. Some F1 drivers, but that's I think because they lived there and they were like having their off time.
Jason Nash
Did you film the business log in can?
David Dobrik
Yeah. So I started it here. I got like some behind the scenes. I showed all the people that work with us behind the scenes. Like Brooke, you know, Charlie, Halle.
Jason Nash
Nice.
David Dobrik
They were bitching to John. It's fun. It was really fun going. It was really fun going into it because it was like, like it's kind of like a low key vlog.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then I got to talk to Dhar Mann, which is really fun.
Jason Nash
Oh yeah, I know Dhar Mann.
David Dobrik
He's nice. I mean Dhar Mann. And he was just like. It was funny because he was like, this isn't going in the vlog. This is the business vlog. Like this is different. I don't, I don't know where I'll put it. I'll start. I started it with the idea of it going on second channel.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But it's got one of those things to it where like it may end up on the main. It just depends on how like how much people want to see it.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
If they really want to. If they think. If you guys think this is a good idea, I'll put it on main. But I'm like halfway through it because our workweek's not done. So I'm just like filming my entire workweek.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But also my other problem is there's not much business going on.
Jason Nash
I'm not making any money.
David Dobrik
So it's like. Well, it's like we go to a meeting with like.
Jason Nash
Can you film a meeting? I guess is my question.
David Dobrik
We just get B roll. No, we're not filming inside the meeting.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then we like we, we leave the meeting and then it's like, like Microsoft was showing us like some secret stuff.
Jason Nash
Sure.
David Dobrik
So like we couldn't had the camera in the meeting. But like it was far away enough where you couldn't see what they were showing us.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But like when we leave the meeting, we don't even like we didn't even tell the audience what happened. We were kind of just like, meeting went well. Like so I'm like, it's not really. I don't know how to. I don't know. Dhar Mann really saved me.
Jason Nash
What do you say?
David Dobrik
I don't know. I asked him about how he's so successful.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Darman's like the king of Facebook and makes like, I don't know, five, $10 million a month off Facebook.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like really something. Just astronomical. And I talked to him about that and he's yeah, he really saved the. Really saved the business aspect.
Jason Nash
Will he teach you anything?
David Dobrik
Yeah, but I want to save for the vlog, dude. All the secrets he taught. And then I ran to Keith Lee.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
That's the big food reviewer.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Did you eat anything with him?
Ted Danson
No.
David Dobrik
Dude, I can't do French food.
Jason Nash
You don't like French food?
David Dobrik
No. It's like. It really is crazy.
Jason Nash
You're not a French onion soup guy.
David Dobrik
No, I don't even cargo. No, I can't even, like, really wrap my head around it. I actually don't think, like, European food is that good. I know people go like, you got to go to Italy for the pasta and pizza.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
John
But, like, we have the best pasta and pizza.
David Dobrik
I hate. I hate to be that guy. I saw TikTok once, and I'm like. And I've fully, like, converted my brain to it. Someone was like, it's pasta. Like, well, the. It's good.
Jason Nash
The difference.
David Dobrik
Vented it or whatever. But, like, we've adopted. No, we have Italians here.
Jason Nash
The difference is, is how it processes in your body. That's the difference.
John
Okay.
Jason Nash
Fair play to pasta over there. Like, you don't feel horrible. You know, you don't feel bad.
David Dobrik
I don't think I'm at that age where I'm feeling things like that. So maybe I don't have that person.
Jason Nash
Maybe not.
David Dobrik
Yeah. I go to Olive Garden and I feel like I could fucking run a marathon.
Jason Nash
Really?
David Dobrik
I don't know about that one.
John
I'd run a marathon in the bathroom.
David Dobrik
Bathroom. Yeah. So we did that. And this was our. This is our third and final time to Cannes.
Jason Nash
Why is this your final time?
David Dobrik
Well, just for the year. Remember? We had to go three times this month. And then we went to the club. We partied. We partied pretty late. And then we got. We went.
Jason Nash
How late? How late?
David Dobrik
How late?
Jason Nash
Yeah, how late you stay out?
David Dobrik
Well, we went straight P to P2P.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So we went party to plane to Paramount.
Jason Nash
Okay. Okay.
David Dobrik
So we went from the part. We left the party at like, 4.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Then got home at like, 4:30, ordered food.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
Packed. And then headed to the airport at six.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then flight took off like eight.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
And it connected at. In Paris, which is the worst airport on the face of earth ever been to. It's just the way.
John
Terrible.
David Dobrik
It's. The way it's set up is like a maze. You're walking for miles. And it's all, like. Not all, but most of it is glass. So you're like, in A magnifying glass in the summer.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And I don't think AC is that big in Europe.
Jason Nash
I heard it's having a heat wave over there.
David Dobrik
Yeah. And it's really fudgeing hot.
Jason Nash
Was it hot in Cannes?
David Dobrik
It's never been this hot.
Jason Nash
Oh really?
David Dobrik
The people are sweating through. Yeah. Everyone looks like they're like. Like there's little. There was drops of sweat coming down people's. And it's kind of tough. It actually made it easier for me though because I have sweaty hands. So like when I was shaking people's hands, we were all equals. So I kind of like that. But it was, it was very. Like we were all drenched. But it's kind of crazy. Like I'm pretty good at like when I. Like when we went for the business vlog. Right. So I had a couple panels I had to do, blah, blah, blah. But like my panels didn't start to like 3 or 4pm Like Adam W. Went out with us. He was out with us till 4am and then. And then had to wake up at 8am oh my God. And then, and then one of the guys that works at Microsoft was out with us like 4:30am and he had to get up at 6am and for a full day of work. Not like what I'm doing.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like I do two panels. They are. They have probably like 12 to 15 meetings that day.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
It's just some people just like really operate on a different level. Really, really nice to see all that.
Jason Nash
And then what happened to Jackass? Would you get paid for the panels?
David Dobrik
Paid for the pan?
Ted Danson
It's.
David Dobrik
Yes, because they pay. I went with Snap.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So Snap pays me. But I really break even on the trip.
Jason Nash
Got it. To get your own flight and stuff.
David Dobrik
Yes.
Sponsor Voice
I see.
David Dobrik
Well, they pay me like such a really good fee.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But it's extremely expensive to be in Cannes. It's extremely expensive.
Jason Nash
Okay. Okay.
David Dobrik
So like gets close to like to breaking the game.
Jason Nash
And Dave's not staying at the Best Western.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I'm not even staying at the hotels because the way the hotels work is a fucking. It's a monopoly there. Cannes Lions buys all the hotels on the Strip.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
And just to unlock the website of where you can buy. So like let's say you have the Marriott there, right? That's one of the hotels is the JW Marriott. For you to even access the rooms and pay the south of France rate, which is like 2,000 a night.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
You have to buy a Cannes Lions pass for that week. And that passes $10,000.
John
Oh, no way.
David Dobrik
So per room, if I'm going Natalie, her pass is 10 grand. My pass is 10 grand. If I bring John 10 grand.
Jason Nash
What?
David Dobrik
And that's. You're not. You haven't paid for the room yet. You've just unlocked the ability to buy a room.
John
There's no way.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Dead ass. It's like, it's. It's really, really crazy. But it goes. It's like this every year and you can't book. I even thought to myself, like, maybe if I book, like, I tried booking this year's like right after. Can line it last year, but it's. It's year round. They have it blocked. You cannot buy hotels in this time because can Lyon, I think buys it year to year.
John
That is so crazy.
David Dobrik
Yeah, it's crazy, but I mean, it's like really the hotspot to be on that strip. Like, it is like, if you're there, you're like in the. It's like the most opposite version of Hollywood Boulevard ever. Like, you're in the middle of everything. But it's all like, so productive. Everyone's like, like, next year I'm going to. I told Natalie she should go by herself. Like, I feel like I hold her back.
Jason Nash
Like, why?
David Dobrik
So, like, I think she could go and not, like, go and party and stuff and like, actually go do the proper meetings.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow.
David Dobrik
I, like, I did like three meetings and two panels when Natalie could do 10 meetings in a day easily. So I think that's what I'm gonna do next.
Jason Nash
So would you stay in an Airbnb?
David Dobrik
Yeah, Airbnb still very expensive. Like 20 minutes outside the city.
Jason Nash
Mm.
David Dobrik
But like, just really good vibes. But even that Airbnb was. What was 20, $20,000?
Jason Nash
25,000.
David Dobrik
20 to 25, actually. Yeah.
John
You didn't have it covered at all.
David Dobrik
Yes, John, but that, when people say that, it fucking makes me so stressed.
John
Why?
David Dobrik
It's like, that's still my money. Do you understand? But like, I know always my money.
John
Like, well, when I say covered, like, did someone pitch in or something to help you offset all.
David Dobrik
What do you mean? No, like, Natalie, like a brand or any. Yes, John, but how do I make money? How do I make money? I get so frustrated. People say this, like, when they're like, yeah, but Sea Geek bought the car. It's like, that is the only way I make money is seatgeek. That is like. That's like, literally, that's like you working at McDonald's and me being like, yeah, but your McDonald's wage bought that money. Like, yes. If I don't know, like John, I
John
mean, by like Johnny, you don't have to front the money.
David Dobrik
I'll even, I'll even do it in bigger standards. If you're a dj, okay, and you're flying private jet to Vegas, that is your money you're spending. That is not the casino.
John
Okay.
David Dobrik
That's the money that could be in your pocket, but the casino is going like, we're going to pay you $1 million less for the year and we'll fly you private. That's your money. That is your choice to make.
John
Okay?
David Dobrik
That's it. Does that make sense?
Jason Nash
Dylan Francis goes southwest.
David Dobrik
That's why Dylan Francis goes southwest. It's like, yeah, I could easily fly private.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But all of that's coming from me. Like, it's, it's, it's. That is his money, is the casino's money. So I do the same thing.
John
Oh, I guess. Yeah.
Jason Nash
I know what John's asking. John's saying, snap. Snap. Paid you, but they didn't cover your lodging.
David Dobrik
Yeah, but they do because they're paying me. It's, it's.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
Both are correct.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
But it's just, you know, I mean,
Jason Nash
someone else might have said, oh, yeah, and we're going to put you up and we're going to pay you.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah, no, but. And we're going to put you up is. That's not ever a thing. And we're gonna put you up. Can easily be turned.
Jason Nash
I've had jobs where they put me up. They pay for flight, hotel, and they pay Jay.
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David Dobrik
But that's not, that's. That can easily be you going, no, thank you. That happens to us all the time where they wanna also put us up. But we're like, no, we're gonna stay with a friend. So we go, no, thank you. Give me that budget instead. I'll book things myself. That is a budget. That is already your money that they're putting. It's not like they have imaginary pixie dust money to spend on hotels.
Jason Nash
Sure, sure.
David Dobrik
That is your money already. That, that should be part of your budget, but you're choosing it to go to your lodging and your first class travel. You could easily go. If sea geeks flying you out first class somewhere, you could go, no, thank you. Fly me economy and just send me the money. And you book economy. That's all your money.
Jason Nash
Sure.
David Dobrik
It's never, it's never a situation where it's just magical new money that has appeared from the Brand. It's never that.
Jason Nash
Right.
John
But I feel like sometimes they can get like a block discount.
David Dobrik
The only way it's magical money is if the hotel is hiring you for the job and is. And it is the hotel that's giving you a free room because they own the infrastructure. But like, other than that, it's. It could always be your money.
Jason Nash
Then what. What happened at Jackass?
David Dobrik
Jackass. We. I met up with Steve O. Again, which is really nice.
Jason Nash
Nice.
David Dobrik
I got to meet Bam Margera's parents.
Jason Nash
Nice.
John
Bam wasn't there. Huh?
David Dobrik
Bam wasn't there. And then. Yeah, it was really fun. Steve Ost. Stevo. Steve O. Hit me up like a week and a half before and was like, hey, you want to FaceTime me? We should do a bit where I put a hook through my mouth. And I'm like, that sounds like fucking amazing. But shouldn't we do that on video? Yeah. And he's like, okay, you're right. So then he saved it for the premiere. Thank God. Because on FaceTime it would be so bizarre. But it was just like. It's just a funny, funny thing. Like, could you imagine like if you had to put a hook, like a fish hook. You put a fish hook through his mouth. And like, if I had to do that, I'd like, want to make sure that I have the absolute best HD camera filming me not throwing it on FaceTime. Yes. He's done so many stunts where that's like not difficult for him.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Like, that's so funny. Just Steve O on FaceTime. Just like. All right, man. That's cool.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jason Nash
All right.
David Dobrik
All right.
Jason Nash
Lunch.
David Dobrik
His food is pouring through his cheek that he put a hole in. Yeah. No. So we, we got to go do the premiere, which is really nice. It's on the Paramount lot. Yeah. We've had a real business filled day and not. And then we have to. So we may fly to the Hamptons and then we fly to Utah for a do meeting and then that's it. And that's the whole vlog. I don't know where it'll go or how it'll live.
Jason Nash
Right.
David Dobrik
But that's kind of my vibe.
Jason Nash
That's nice.
David Dobrik
What's new with you?
Jason Nash
I was in the convenience store the other night when Naveen was out of town. And I. I got my snacks. I got one Liquid Death and I got a bag of Smart Pop. So I went. I went up and I was like really tired. And I went up to the guy and the guy looks at me and he goes, 9 11. Like that. And I was like, what? He goes. He goes. He was Middle Eastern. He goes, 9, 11.
Ted Danson
Like that.
Jason Nash
What? What are you saying? And he goes, the price. And I looked down and it was $9.11.
John
Oh, wow.
Jason Nash
And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
David Dobrik
That is exactly like the moment that you would panic.
John
That's really funny.
Jason Nash
So funny.
David Dobrik
That's really funny.
John
I was trying to figure out where you're going with it, honestly.
David Dobrik
Yo, Smart pops kind of tough, huh?
Jason Nash
What's wrong with Smart Pop?
David Dobrik
Because it's like, it's healthy for you, but that. That fucks you up. Because then you just, like, down the whole bag.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I've never. Yeah, I ate the whole bag.
David Dobrik
You've never had Smart Pop?
John
I don't know what it is.
David Dobrik
It's popcorn. It's the popcorn that's in those bags. That looks so comfy. Oh, yeah. It's like a pretty higher quality. It's like the second you have a little bit, it's fucking game over.
John
Yeah.
Jason Nash
You don't feel that way about Doritos?
David Dobrik
Well, that's why I like unhealthy food. And I found this to be true. When I eat healthy, I snack like a motherfucker. Because I'm still, like, missing that. Like, you eat more.
Jason Nash
Yeah, missing that hit.
David Dobrik
Yeah, that hit. Yeah, that hit. Yeah. I'm missing the stuffed. Yeah, this up stuff's in my stomach. And then I completely just overeat.
Jason Nash
You working out at all while all these. All this traveling?
John
Yeah. Are you working on it?
David Dobrik
All right, Shut the up.
Jason Nash
Is John holding it over your head now that he's training for Zela, is he looking at you differently, like a sloth?
David Dobrik
No, no.
Jason Nash
You look down upon Dave now.
David Dobrik
I don't get this. John's second Zelo transformation.
John
Okay, dude, it's not.
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Jason Nash
What's wrong with the second transformation?
David Dobrik
Well, because they're saying they're doing it differently this time, but, like, it still seems pretty. They still have a crazy. When's your deadline? December, New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's crazy. And what shape are you supposed to get into? How much do you weigh right now, John?
John
Actually, not as he's. I'm not dropping as as much.
David Dobrik
How much you weigh right now?
John
230 flat.
David Dobrik
And what does he want you to be?
John
I think 185.
David Dobrik
Okay, wait.
John
Five is not bad.
David Dobrik
That's not horrible.
John
165 was crazy.
David Dobrik
That's what you were before.
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
Yeah. That shit was scary. Okay, one, I didn't know that. I thought you were trying to go back to 165 again.
John
No, no, no, no, no.
David Dobrik
And I was like, that's just one.
John
65. Was like, dude, even I said that was like. Okay, I was a little much.
Jason Nash
Would you ever do it? Would Ilya ever do a transformation without the abs? Just like somebody.
David Dobrik
This is one.
John
I think this is one.
Ted Danson
Yeah.
David Dobrik
185.
John
185 is like. Is just right under like 16, 17 body fat.
David Dobrik
That's 10 pounds heavier than me. Yeah.
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David Dobrik
Oh, I actually found out something about myself. I wrote it down looking through my notes. Wow, that's gonna be a little jumbled. Cause I wrote it down quick because I think I was sleeping. When people ask me what I like to do for fun, I always say nothing and Staying at home.
Jason Nash
Right. Yeah.
David Dobrik
This has been a thing. Right. Like, I always say this, and I think this is because in my head, the meaning of the word fun has changed for me because my work is actual, conventional fun. So when people ask me what I like to do for fun, I answer in a way that's almost answering the question of what do you like to do when you're not working? Right.
John
Which is.
David Dobrik
And the answer to that is nothing.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Does that make sense?
John
Makes sense.
David Dobrik
So, like, I think. I know it's kind of like the obvious, but I think I put it into words like my fun is already work. And I associate that question, what do you like to do with fun? With peop. It's almost synonymous to what do you like to do when you're not working?
Jason Nash
Alien, you sound like right now. You know what an alien you sound like right now.
David Dobrik
Well, yeah, I have, like an alien of a job. I have the craziest job in the world.
Jason Nash
But that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You should have an answer. You should have some interests that are outside of your work so you can. So you have an answer. That isn't so.
David Dobrik
But my interest is work.
Jason Nash
That's not good.
David Dobrik
What. What the fuck are you saying?
Jason Nash
I don't like that.
David Dobrik
How do you not like that?
Jason Nash
I think that you should.
David Dobrik
What about like a basketball player?
Jason Nash
Why don't you be a little more well rounded? Exactly. A basketball player will be like, obviously I love the game of basketball, but I also. I also like to paint. Or I like. What I'm saying is, why don't you get some hobbies outside? So when someone asks you, you can say, you know what? I love to drive my cars.
John
I love to.
Jason Nash
You know, I've actually taken up crochet, stuff like that. Or say. Or say pickleball.
David Dobrik
But why is nothing not acceptable?
John
Because it's like a boring answer.
David Dobrik
Yeah, but it's so lit.
John
To us, yes, it makes sense to us, but to other people it doesn't.
Jason Nash
Very good, John. Yeah, exactly. We all understand you. But if, say you're meeting somebody at a party, it's like when you tell me and I'm like, weird. At a party. I'm telling you right now.
David Dobrik
We're at a party if someone asks. But then I go, I just really like sitting around on the couch with my friends. That's what I say.
Jason Nash
That's. That's okay. But. But what if you. What if you said. What if you said, so good, you know what I've gotten into bird Watching. And it's incredible. Something like that. You know what I mean?
David Dobrik
Maybe this could also be paired with the fact that I don't love small talk, so I don't know.
John
You're really good at small talk, though.
David Dobrik
Yeah, but I just don't like doing it.
Jason Nash
What's wrong with small talk?
John
Small talk, it depends on the initial. The initial conversation.
David Dobrik
Okay. Some people are really bad at small talk. It's actually kind of like in. Can you see it a lot? It's really funny.
Jason Nash
Give me an example.
David Dobrik
I can't give you anything. Some people just, like, don't. I like your hat. Ah, thanks. I just got it from, like, dairy Boy. I think my friend just launched a new brand.
John
Really?
David Dobrik
Yeah. They'll be really excited you said that. I don't know what it means, so don't even ask me what it means. I basically wear the hat to cover my hairline.
Jason Nash
Do the amount of pain that goes through my entire body when I watch you in small talk.
David Dobrik
Wait, why? Like, watch me?
Jason Nash
Yeah. If I ever see you in an interaction, and I could be wrong, but in my. In my soul, I'm like, wait, why?
David Dobrik
Why me?
Jason Nash
Oh, Dave. Oh, man. Poor guys. Does not want to be in that conversation. Because. Because I can tell that you're just like, I don't want to be having this conversation.
John
We know.
David Dobrik
It's really funny. There's like. There's no rhyme or reason to what small talk I like, and I don't like.
Jason Nash
Well, give me an example of some small talk that you liked.
David Dobrik
Like, it could be something. It could honestly be like, someone came up to me the other day and they were like, my cousin was in one of your vlogs.
Jason Nash
That's good.
David Dobrik
And I'm. But in theory, it's like, what. What does that mean? Your cousin? But I like that for some reason.
Jason Nash
Sure.
David Dobrik
Like that. I really like people that, like, reference a specific moment in the videos. I also don't mind when you just take a picture with me and you move on your day. I'm not offended. Yeah, I'm not offended without small talk. I'm offended when there's small talk. I hate. I hate when people feel the need that they have to do small talk. That's. That's the only thing that I hate. Like, just do whatever's natural to you. I hate when someone's like, let's take a picture. I think I've mentioned this before. And I go, yeah, let's do it. And then they're like, wait, I'm so sorry. How Are you like, what is it? What, like, fucking syllabus Are you following right now? Like, what I was.
Jason Nash
What are you trying to wrong with that? Nothing wrong with that. No, I know, but, like, checking in.
David Dobrik
I know, but I just. Oh, my God.
Jason Nash
Being a human for a second.
David Dobrik
Dude, I was in. I was in. Where was I? Where was I? I was at the French airport. And this was really crazy. Cause I'm usually, like, really good with people that are like. That are working.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And I was like. I went to a store and I was like, do you guys take Amex? And the woman looks at me and she goes, um, good morning. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Good morning. Which I don't know which I get. But I'm like, I'm at an airport where there's like 300 people. Like, I would think that she's, like, gassed. Right. And I was gonna get right to it. Yeah. It was really strange. I went to Natalie right away. I was like, you won't believe this conversation I just had. And I was like, did I up there was. Should I have.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I don't know. Maybe you said.
John
Did you say. You said hi, right? Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
John
Hi. Do you take DJ game?
David Dobrik
But it was really strange.
John
I got nothing.
Jason Nash
Had that happen to me.
David Dobrik
It's the last place I would expect anybody to want. Especially the French.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I feel like they don't like small talk.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So I was like, right to the point. I'm not going to waste this person's time. We're at an airport. I don't know. Maybe that's crazy. But. Yeah. No, I do like. I like any other. I like. I like all kinds of small talk. I just don't. I don't like when people feel the need to force it just to be polite. Like, you don't need to do that.
Jason Nash
How are you with silences? When you meet somebody, that's one thing. I've gotten better at it with age. Like, if there's a silence, I'm just. I'm good. I can sit in it. I used to not be able to when I was younger.
David Dobrik
Yeah. I think. I think that's a serious superpower.
Jason Nash
You think so?
John
Silence and is a conversation itself, which is like. I was like, wow.
David Dobrik
I also, like, I learned this four years ago. Like, when you're talking to people, it's so nice to be really relaxed.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And like. I don't know how to describe it, but, like, I almost. In my head when I'm relaxed and I'm in, like, in a flow state with a person. I imagine their words curving around my head like a racetrack. Like, just smoothly coming around my head. And that's how I imagine, like, a conversation with them. And I hear somebody that relaxes. I listen to. No. Anybody could do it.
Jason Nash
Okay.
David Dobrik
But it's just like, Zane. Zane does not relax me when I talk to him. Zane is the most stressful. I've known Zane for 10 years. Yeah. And it still feels like I'm, like, talking to the principal where I'm like, I gotta fucking lock in here. Let's do one wrong thing. I'm going to detention.
Jason Nash
What about Natalie? You ever do it with Natalie?
David Dobrik
I'm saying, like, random people.
Jason Nash
Sure, sure.
David Dobrik
Like, it's like. It's really nice to be relaxed. But. Yes. Silence is, like, so big. Especially when you're at a party.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
The toughest thing that I'm still having, like, I'm used to is, like, leaving a conversation. Like, that's really difficult for me. Like, I always want to. I always walk. I always want to walk away on the best part of the conversation.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I don't like when people don't know that I'm trying to end a conversation. That's frustrating. When you're like. When your feet are positioned the other way.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
John
And then they're like, your body's turned
David Dobrik
and they're still asking you, like, new words to pull you in. I find that kind of bizarre.
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Jason Nash
It's nice when you have encumberments in your life, because that's always a reason. Like, I'll be at a party here, and I'll be like, oh, I gotta go check on Naveen. Which I actually do.
David Dobrik
Oh, look. You've reasons.
Jason Nash
Yeah. Yeah. I've gotta grab Naveen a drink. This was fun. I'll be back. I'll see you in a minute.
David Dobrik
Yo, you've hit me with that a lot.
John
Good one, Jay. That's a really good one.
Jason Nash
My kids are calling.
David Dobrik
My kids.
Jason Nash
I'm so sorry. My daughter's calling. Incredible.
John
What could I say? What could I say? Then?
Jason Nash
I gotta check on Julia.
John
I gotta check on Dave.
Jason Nash
Don't say that.
David Dobrik
That's really funny.
Jason Nash
You know what? Julia wanted me to do something. I'll be right back.
John
I'll be right back.
Jason Nash
It's incredible. You know what I love?
David Dobrik
I can't imagine that rolling off John's tongue.
Jason Nash
I love. I love when I'm at him, I'm
John
like, I gotta get the out.
Jason Nash
I love when I'm at a Party here. And I'm with people that I don't have to say anything.
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
It's so good.
Jason Nash
It's like an island.
David Dobrik
I always find those people.
Jason Nash
I love it. I'll like, I'll come over and I'll. I'll stand next to Ella.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I also.
Jason Nash
I don't have to say anything.
David Dobrik
Okay.
Jason Nash
So sex.
David Dobrik
Ella, back to your silence thing. Exactly what you're saying now. It's also like I love the people that I can even. Even if they're not like your island. Even if it's not like a joke, like Joe Vulpas. You can sit next to nothing.
Jason Nash
Great, great island.
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
And he'll say random things and you'll just be like, yes or no. Whatever. But even if it's like a kind of a newer person. If you could just, if you go, I just like, I want to sit here and be quiet. Like not, not that, but like. Do you know what I mean? Like you let them know of why you're coming. Be like, I just need a place to sit. I'm exhausted.
Jason Nash
That's good. That's good. I like that.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I like that.
Jason Nash
Can I chill here for a sec?
David Dobrik
Yeah. I'm.
Jason Nash
I'm just saying I need to.
David Dobrik
I'm so tired of talking. I need to sit down.
Jason Nash
Would you do that to a stranger?
David Dobrik
Yes, probably. I did that to actually, it's really. It's really easy to do with elderly people, obviously.
Jason Nash
Oh, incredible.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Because they're like there are already people watching and it's just. Yeah. And it's really comfortable to sit next to an older person.
Jason Nash
Yeah. They're on their way out.
David Dobrik
Especially like an old aunt. Like a 70 year old aunt that doesn't really want to talk. That's the vibe.
Jason Nash
Hey, you know, Naveen's little sister is visiting us this week and we figured out that this six year old is Charlie's aunt.
John
Wait, oh my God.
David Dobrik
Even though Charlie's Naveen has a six year old sister?
Jason Nash
Yeah. So she's staying with us for a week while her dad's in Mexico. And we were off. We were all out the other day. We were dying laughing. Charlie was like, wait a minute, you're my aunt. And then the six year old was like, I'm your aunt. It was so funny. Isn't that interesting?
David Dobrik
No. What's crazier is that that's your sister in law.
Jason Nash
Yeah. That's crazy too. We were making that check too. That's my sister.
David Dobrik
Six year old.
John
Hey, how are you?
David Dobrik
Sister in law.
Jason Nash
Yeah, that's Wait, Naveen's dad had a kid? And how. Second wife.
David Dobrik
She's 33. One.
Jason Nash
I don't know how old Naveen is.
Ted Danson
What?
David Dobrik
But she's 30s, right?
Jason Nash
Yeah, she's either 33 or 34 or 32. I can't remember.
David Dobrik
Okay, and then how old's her dad?
Jason Nash
Probably like 63.
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David Dobrik
And this is a new wife?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Oh, my gosh. That's crazy.
John
You can't even call you Uncle Nash.
Jason Nash
No. Damn, she's really fun, too.
John
What up, Jason?
Jason Nash
Hey, can I. Let me ask you something.
David Dobrik
I mean, that's wild. Yeah.
Jason Nash
Let me ask you something. This is kind of a wild thought, and I thought maybe you'd relate to this. Have you ever. Have you ever, like, been in your. This has happened to me maybe like three or four times in my life. Have you ever been in, like, alone. You're all alone, and then in your mind you start to, like, freak out about, like, who you are. And I don't mean who you are, like David Dobrik, the YouTuber. I mean, like, do you ever, like, disconnect and you're like. Or you ever just freak out? Cause you're like, oh, my God, I'm me. I'm me. I'm me. But. But like, I can't even put it into words.
David Dobrik
I'm me. I me.
Jason Nash
Like, you start to freak out because you're like, it doesn't happen when I'm with other people. It happens when I'm alone and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm me.
David Dobrik
Like, I've mentioned this before, that sometimes I'm having thoughts where I can break out of my body.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Are you saying something?
Jason Nash
Something like that? Yeah.
David Dobrik
Cuz you made fun of me last time I said this. Like, I've been really close. Like, almost feeling like I'm breaking out of my body.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like going into third person, hovering over my body. But then I realize that I'm thinking about it and I shatter that whole illusion.
Jason Nash
Yeah. I guess I was doing the same thing and I made fun of you for it. Yeah, See, you were disassociating.
David Dobrik
I've rubbed off on you.
Jason Nash
Yeah. This has happened to me a few times in my life. And then I'm like. And then I start to think about myself and I'm like, oh, my God, like, what? Like, that's me.
David Dobrik
Well, I would think that too if I found out I was you.
Ted Danson
No.
David Dobrik
Are you ever on the road? Are you ever on the road? And you're like, I'm going to run into this car at 100 miles per hour and it's going to open a portal somewhere. You ever think that to yourself?
Jason Nash
No, I don't think that.
David Dobrik
Oh, my God. I think that every time I have a group of friends in my car, I'm like, I have so many friends in my car. How cool would it be if I just turned to all of them and be like, just trust me on this. And then ran through, like a part in the. Either in the highway or another car or a tree at 100 miles per hour. And then we ended up in some white portal. And I was like, check this out. I told you. I just had a gut feeling about this.
John
Yeah. And I'd be like, we're all dead. That's what. That's a portal he took us to.
Jason Nash
We did that once on acid. That was the closest thing I can relate to that is we were on acid. We drove through a cornfield.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
That's. What. Who's driving?
Jason Nash
My friend was driving and we just. He was just like, let's go.
David Dobrik
But that's different because a cornfield is like kind of a funny place to drive through. No.
Jason Nash
Yes.
David Dobrik
People like doing that.
John
It's pretty scary too, though.
David Dobrik
Even though I could never imagine doing that. That one scene from Interstellar where they almost hit the tractor.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Freaks me out so much. Yeah. How the fuck do they. How the fuck did they not hit the tractor? I don't know. It's like such a small part of the movie, but for some reason I think about that so much, John. If I ran us into a big tree, 100 miles per hour and we got to heaven.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And it's kick ass.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Second we get there, it's like everything you've ever wanted. Jollibee?
John
Sure.
David Dobrik
Can't get fat. Unlimited infinity pools, Everything. Yeah. Would you be mad?
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
Really?
John
Yes.
David Dobrik
Even if it's incredible?
John
100. No, not even. I'm not even joking. 100%.
Jason Nash
What if they.
David Dobrik
What if the gifts kept coming?
John
I would have some resentment and until, like, you'd have to convince me for like a full year or something. Well.
David Dobrik
But I'd be like, dude, your parents are going to be here in like 15 years. Like.
John
Yeah, but I'm like, I could still be with them.
David Dobrik
But you'll be with them for eternity when they get.
John
Yeah, for sure.
Jason Nash
But like, you're not with them.
John
But I'm not with them right now.
Jason Nash
They live in Chicago.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah. You're not with them right now. They're in Chicago. So it's basically. It's kind of like I already crashed you into that tree and brought you to la.
John
I still talk to my parents, like,
David Dobrik
twice a week, but what if you could still let you communicate with them as a ghost? Like, you can knock shit over at the house and they'll be like, is that John? But you'll never be able to say anything. They'll just think it's you. Do you believe in things like that? Well, you're like such an atheist where you're gonna say, no, but, John, do you believe in things?
Jason Nash
Don't do that. Don't say what I'm gonna say next on this podcast. I know idea what's in my brain.
David Dobrik
Okay. When, like, people get married.
Jason Nash
So stupid.
David Dobrik
When people get married and like, a dove comes or like a butterfly comes and lands.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
David Dobrik
On the person. And then people will be like, that's your dead mom being at the wedding. Like, she promised you. Like, do you believe in that stuff?
Jason Nash
Depends. Depends how good it is.
David Dobrik
It's really good.
Jason Nash
I could go that way if it's really good. If the dove comes down in a blue jacket that you're, you know, it's the same color as your dog's blue jacket, you know, I'd be like, maybe.
David Dobrik
Yeah, I do believe in that. But there was. There was one the other day where they went to go spread someone's ashes in a lake, and they were like, proof that my mom is still with us. It's the ashes spelled out I love you. At least that's what the caption said.
John
Oh, wow.
David Dobrik
But all the comments were like, that doesn't say I love you. Like, all the comments were like, you guys are making shit up. Like, that doesn't even say a single word. So, yeah, there are. I guess there are some where I'm like, I don't know, maybe it was.
John
I've had that. I've had that, though. Like, I think for my grandpa's funeral, there was, like, little orbs around for all the photos we took in front of the casket.
David Dobrik
You're a big orb guy.
John
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But isn't that just dust?
John
That's what I thought, too. But, like, it doesn't happen anywhere else,
Jason Nash
like, other than those jollibee dust.
David Dobrik
Yeah, it's not dust from all the leftover fried chicken.
John
I don't know, man. I don't know, dude. I don't. I don't think so.
David Dobrik
Which, honestly, in some regard, would still be a sign of his grandpa. Yeah. Enjoying the jollibee. Shooting up the fried chicken back up to heaven. John, where do you think we go after when we die?
John
I think we go to heaven.
David Dobrik
Wow.
John
I would hope. I would hope.
David Dobrik
What about Natalie? God, Tough question, right?
John
Tough question.
David Dobrik
I don't want to put you on the spot, but we all, we all know where she goes.
John
This is technically her heaven right now.
Jason Nash
Welcome to her home.
John
Is it mean that we talk about
David Dobrik
Natalie like that when she's not here? Yeah, yeah, but she has to listen to this before it goes up. So she basically approves it, you know, I mean, she gives her stamp of approval right on the pod. Is it not right? For sure. I don't think you should ever talk about someone when they're not in the room. Yeah, like when they're your best friend. I think it's fine. But yeah, no, I could totally see why that would be wrong.
John
Well, we'll see.
David Dobrik
We'll see how she feels. If it's in the podcast, it means she agrees with it and she's gonna.
John
Hell.
David Dobrik
All right, guys, listen. That is all the time we have for today. This has been a great episode with my best buds. We're gonna get Natalie in the next one. Buckle in. The next one's going to be from Los Angeles again. We're here to stay, baby. More LA stories coming right at ya. Thank you for everything and we'll see you guys soon. Bye.
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Episode: The Stock Tip David Missed
Date: June 26, 2026
In this episode, David Dobrik and Jason Nash are joined by John, filling in for Natalie. The trio dives into behind-the-scenes dynamics within their team, funny miscommunications, missed investment opportunities (including David missing out on a massive SpaceX IPO tip), the realities of influencer business trips, and their modern struggles with work-life balance and small talk. As always, the conversation is candid and playful, peppered with sarcasm, friendly jabs, and memorable tangents.
“We should clone your brain and put it into all of ours.” [03:30]
“Imagine four Davids in a room. One would live, the others would die.” [03:57]
“I get here and there’s a damn dinosaur in the backyard or a tiger in Dave’s bedroom. And I’m like, I thought we were doing the pod.” [08:24]
“His friend made like 10x…changed his family’s life.” [11:36]
“If your friend wants to hit me up to invest, take all my money.” [13:10]
“I don’t know how to—Dhar Mann really saved the business aspect.” [16:19]
“That is your money already. It’s never magical new money that appears from the brand.” [25:00]
“A basketball player will be like, ‘I love the game, but I also like to paint…’ Why don’t you get some hobbies outside, so when someone asks you, you can say ‘I love to drive my cars,’ or ‘I do crochet’—just something!” [33:13]
“I don’t like when people feel the need that they have to do small talk. Just do whatever’s natural to you.” [36:37]
“I gotta check on Naveen… My kids are calling. I’ll be right back.” [40:04]
On missed investment:
“If your friend wants to hit me up to invest, take all my money.” – David Dobrik [13:10]
On business expenses:
“That is your money already. That should be part of your budget.” – David Dobrik [25:00]
On healthy snacks:
“When I eat healthy, I snack like a motherf*****, because I’m still missing that hit.” – David Dobrik [28:37]
On silence at parties:
“I love when I’m at a party here and I’m with people that I don’t have to say anything.” – Jason Nash [40:36]
On the afterlife:
“I think we go to heaven. I would hope.” – John [48:44]
On “fun” shifting focus:
“My fun is already work. And I associate that question, ‘what do you like to do for fun?’ with … what do you like to do when you’re not working?” – David Dobrik [32:28]
The episode keeps the signature VIEWS style: fast-paced, irreverent, honest, self-deprecating, and brimming with inside jokes and dry humor. David’s energetic yet candid narrations are balanced by Jason’s veteran comic timing and John’s understated, deadpan delivery.
This episode is a great example of the podcast’s unfiltered window into viral YouTuber life, group banter, and day-in-the-life comedy. It’s a mix of “what really happens off camera,” inside industry stories, accidental life lessons, and pure, ridiculous fun.