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Jason Nash
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Jason Nash
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Natalie Mariduena
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Jason Nash
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Jason Nash
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back from another weekend of pure excitement. A lot happened. We're back from Miami. I know I said I only drink during egots, which is the Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, and Tony's, but we made an exception.
Natalie Mariduena
Super Bowl's a pretty big day also, right?
Jason Nash
Yeah, I guess. I was celebrating the Super Bowl. Natalie this week had a threesome.
Natalie Mariduena
No way.
Ethan
No, I did not.
Jason Nash
Natalie, she's guilty. I think she's hiding it from me.
Natalie Mariduena
With who?
Jason Nash
That's what's going on. I mean, let's.
Ethan
I had a feeling you, like, were thinking that. I feel like. Yeah. I feel like everyone. Well, not that everyone's asking me, but.
Natalie Mariduena
Like, everyone's asking Natalie about threesome.
Jason Nash
We went out. This is what happened, Jay. We went out and we went to the Club 11, which is a strip club. We were. And I tried my best to not fall in love with any strippers, and I didn't. I actually did a pretty good job.
Ethan
There was this one, David left early every single night. He did such a great job.
Jason Nash
I had to leave early and not. Oh, not like a good way. You're looking at me like I got laid.
Natalie Mariduena
No. What's early?
Jason Nash
Like 3:00am okay. In Miami. Finally.
Ethan
Sorry.
Jason Nash
3:00Am oh, you know when this bitch walked through the door?
Ethan
No.
Jason Nash
She walked through the door.
Ethan
No, I didn't.
Jason Nash
At noon.
Natalie Mariduena
No.
Jason Nash
Yes. I heard the door slam and it was one of those. It was one of those door slams where I know she just walked right in, and she was, like, kind of, like, leaning forward, like, about to fall into bed, and she couldn't even catch the door. Like, she's blasted through the door, and the door slammed on its own. Like, she wasn't even holding it. She was just, like, so drunk that I can just feel that she powered through that door. Anyway, she got back at me.
Ethan
First of all, I just want to clarify, noon is a bit of an exaggeration.
Jason Nash
Okay, 11.
Ethan
11 from 11.
Jason Nash
What's the truth?
Ethan
You don't need to tell the truth.
Natalie Mariduena
That's awesome that you could tell how drunk she was by that door. 100%, the way she came in.
Jason Nash
And I was like, where? First of all, I was texting her at, like, three, because I kind of had fomo. I'm in this weird, like, drunk period of my life. I did drunk really well, like, about a year and a half ago. But now when I get drunk, I, like, can't function. I just, like, want to go home. I'm, like, over it. And, like, I don't know. I don't know what. What's going on. But Natalie, like I was saying before, can power through.
Ethan
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So I left her. All our friends left. Everybody left to go, like, to their separate homes. And Natalie's like, I'm going to stay out. Natalie was talking, like, four guys, and, like, I was leaving. One of the guys. One of the guys turns to Natalie and he's like, you're not leaving, though, are you? One of those. And she's like, no, I'm going to stay. And then that laugh.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, that laugh.
Jason Nash
And then, yeah, the next morning, she came back, and one of the guys was telling our friends.
Ethan
Yeah, he told all of his friends that we had a threesome. And I'm like, first of all, no, we did not. Second of all, I don't just have spontaneous threesomes.
Jason Nash
And third of all, I feel like she's fudgeing with me. And she had the threesome. She wouldn't tell me, which is fine. I get it. Like, Natalie had her time.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So what actually happened that night?
Ethan
Nothing.
Jason Nash
You were out till at least 10 in the morning?
Ethan
Yeah, I came back around, like, 10, but.
Jason Nash
And she did also come in at noon, but I think that's because she. She couldn't sleep, so she had to go walk around the hotel's tennis court.
Ethan
I went for, like. I was just like, well, first of all, obviously, coming back at 10 is, like, what. What is happening? What's going on? I had, like, such anxiety. I was like, ugh, I'm so drunk I can't sleep.
Jason Nash
The drive to the airport was so funny. Natalie was like, it's very clear to me that I have to get out of la. And I'm like. And I'm like, wait, what does that mean? Like. Like, because we. Because we're in. So I was like, does that mean you want to party more? And she's like, no, that's how I'm saying. I'm saying, like. I'm like, oh, you're trying to leave the scene. Like, you want to leave the scene?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And I'm like, you were out of la, sweetheart. Yeah. The one day she was in la, she had the biggest bender. I'm like, where would you go? And then I was like, oh, you mean like a small town?
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
In, like, you know, suburbia. Yeah. Like how we used to live life.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Which totally makes sense. Natalie was fucking cooked. I've never seen the swimming like this.
Ethan
I need to go back to Chicago and, like, reset with my roots.
Natalie Mariduena
I was with Jen.
Jason Nash
We were. We were at the airport, and we were just having lunch before our flight, and Natalie, like, the waitress came up to her, asking her if she was okay, and it made me. Natalie looked so fudged up. Where? It literally looked like I was, like, kidnapping her. Like, it made me feel weird. I was like, natalie, I was, like, kicking her off. Like, explain to the woman you had a long night. It just, like, looked like I was carrying around somebody that was, like, half conscious. Like, I was like, oh, my God. That was my first. That was literally my first thought. I was like, this. Because you're passing out at the table when we're, like, eating.
Ethan
I was face down on the table. Just. I literally closed my eyes for 10 seconds at the table at the cafe we were sitting at. And I was like, deep sleep, another dimension, like, out. And then the lady came up and was like, ma'am, are you okay?
Jason Nash
We board and we boarded the flight. And Natalie was like, does this smell here really bad or is it me? And I was like, natalie, I don't smell anything. Natalie was panicking that she was. Anyway, so what happened that night?
Ethan
Gosh. We just. Well, first of all, friend code number one, you're not supposed to leave your friend.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I can't believe you left it there. Everybody left.
Ethan
I'm just a little girl.
Jason Nash
I totally know what you're saying.
Natalie Mariduena
Not necessarily your responsibility, but Somebody should have stayed with her.
Jason Nash
No, no, no, you're right. She was the five guys. She was good. No, no, no, no.
Natalie Mariduena
That would, that were they confused that maybe Natalie worked there?
Jason Nash
I just, I really wanted to go home and I made it clear to Natalie and Natalie does her when she's in the middle of drunk. She goes, okay, boo, you go do your thing, I might do my thing.
Ethan
Why? I did not say that.
Jason Nash
That's how you talk.
Ethan
That's how I talk?
Jason Nash
Yeah. You have like this like crazy weird energy and that's, and that's only when you're trying to be like sassy and then.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, so almost like you go home, little Dave, the big dogs are going to stay out.
Jason Nash
It's hard for me to like be like, no, you're coming with me.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Because like I want Natalie to be viewed as like her own person when she's out. Especially when she's finally getting attention from guys. Like it's very rare that it happened and it was finally happening. I'm like, I can't be like, I can't make it seem like I'm like controlling or she's my girlfriend. Like so like, like, like I do. I should be pulling her out because it's just like, what are you doing? It's 3:30 in the morning. Let's go fucking home. Yeah, but like she was having a good time where I'm like, I mean, I can't just like these guys, these.
Natalie Mariduena
Guys that were around her rate them. Were they, were they like handsome dudes or.
Jason Nash
Yeah, super handsome. Oh, they all had like Miami guys. Yeah, I knew they're from, I knew one from LA and the other guys seemed like Miami guys, but I don't know.
Ethan
Brazilian.
Jason Nash
Yeah, yeah. Brazilian guys with accents. So like. Yeah, it was definitely like, okay, I get why Natalie wants to stay.
Ethan
Also our mutual friend had brought them to our table.
Jason Nash
Yes. Yeah, they weren't random dudes.
Ethan
Yeah, they weren't random.
Jason Nash
No, no, no, we, we knew of, we knew of who they were and our friend brought them over. But yeah, but it was definitely just dudes and Natalie. It wasn't like there was not any girls. There's nothing anyway.
Ethan
But yeah, we went to space. Which I don't know if you know anything about space.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh yeah, of course. I know all about it.
Ethan
Yeah, it's like 24 hour party.
Natalie Mariduena
I don't, but that's hilarious.
Jason Nash
It's a 24 hour party space.
Ethan
It doesn't look like you did go to space, people.
Jason Nash
Yeah, literally.
Natalie Mariduena
You're lucky you came back to Earth.
Jason Nash
People. People get to like. The guy was telling me because I was like, I was telling him, I'm like, I'm gonna leave. Just Natalie's gonna stay. Whatever. Giving him the whole talk took care of her.
Ethan
What? You did not. Are you trying to make yourself sound better right now?
Jason Nash
No, I did. I did do that.
Ethan
Really?
Jason Nash
So I didn't say take care of her. I just told him, I'm leaving. No, no, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. But he was like. He's like, you know, brother, you can just go. He's like, I love the accent already. He's like. He's like, you know, brother, I have like, a bunch of girls that, like, they set their alarm for 6am and they're coming here in the morning. Like, that's just how space works. So he's like, if you want to go nap for a little and meet us at 6, we'll probably be here at space.
Ethan
Oh, my gosh. Yes. I remember this.
Jason Nash
And I was like, that is the fucking craziest thing ever. I'm not. I can't meet you and your girlfriends here at six in the morning for fucking breakfast. I thought that was crazy. I was like, I got to get out. So I got home, I ordered Taco Bell, and like, we have other crew.
Natalie Mariduena
Of Girls coming at 12:30 as well. You want for brunch?
Jason Nash
Once we get rid of this manly one that you brought us.
Ethan
But I remember, sorry. We went to space for like, a bunch, several hours and whatever into the wee hours of the morning, and then we went back to their place with a bunch of people and like, whatever. And I remember one of them texting. Like, the girls are texting us to go to space. And I was like, the girls are texting you? Go to space? What does that even mean? They're like, oh, yeah, we're meeting a group of friends, like, back at the club. They ended up, like, not going, whatever, but there was like a whole group. There was a group of their friends that I bought a table for 6am to go to the club and, like, start the day and.
Jason Nash
Wow.
Ethan
Yeah, it was very intense.
Jason Nash
No, it's. It's pretty gross. And the tables are like 20. 30 grand.
Ethan
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Which is like, no fudgeing joke. And then I was at the point in my. In my night where I was like, going through my DMs, but not really, like, entertaining things. Like, I can't, like, I can't have a girl over that late. I just can't do it because it just Makes me, like, the process of, like, hooking up with a girl and then, like, just having that burden on your head for the next week is just like, that's not my vibe. Like, I want to, like, I want to hook up with somebody that, like, I trust. Like, I'm fully, like, invested in now. I was going through my DMs, and sometimes, I swear to God, I didn't go this long. My DMs, but sometimes my DMs will be, like, reorganized just because, like, the Instagram is whatever. And there was somebody that. Somebody that messaged me that said, want to hang out? And I like the message. And she responds the next day. She has. She's never. This girl has never dm. This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I'm even admitting this. She's never messaged me anything other than want to hang out. And I've never messaged back. And I finally messaged. I finally liked her message of saying, want to hang out. She responds six years later, question mark. She messaged me July 22, 2019. She lives in Paris. Literally six years ago. Wow. Could you imagine? She was like, why the fuck is this guy liking this? Six years later?
Ethan
I was like, how did you feel? Find that message?
Jason Nash
Yeah, I don't know how I found it. It must have been because there's no way I could possibly even scroll down to six years right now. That just doesn't make any sense.
Ethan
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So, yeah, that was my Miami. Miami experience. But it was fun. Jay, I've been looking to find tickets to the new Sza concert. You know what I've been using that I found to be the best?
Natalie Mariduena
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I saw Tyler the creator thanks to SeatGeek.
Jason Nash
Really? Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
I took Charlie.
Jason Nash
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Natalie Mariduena
It's the easiest, most wonderful thing ever. And you know me, I would, like, lose printed tickets back in the day.
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It's that entertaining. Yeah, yeah.
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Natalie Mariduena
Yes.
Jason Nash
Oh, yeah, right. At dinner. Dude, this guy. I mean, this guy's. He came in with three security guards.
Natalie Mariduena
Sure.
Jason Nash
And I'm not exaggerating. Exactly the number three. And they surrounded the dinner table and it looked like the President walked in. I'm not kidding. The best chat. Cpt. Textbook type of security guards you could see. Like these guys were scanning the room and.
Ethan
Yeah, massive. They're like 7ft, probably 300 pounds and shakes already.
Jason Nash
Fucking massive. So to say, see these guys around him that are bigger than him was really confusing and really fucking, I must add, badass. It was really cool.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
I was eating my steak and I couldn't. I couldn't even swallow it. Cause I was like, that is the coolest thing I've seen. No, but he was really sweet. We talked to him a little bit about moving to Puerto Rico and what.
Natalie Mariduena
Do you say about that?
Jason Nash
We're just saying you gotta do it.
Natalie Mariduena
He loves it.
Jason Nash
Yeah, he loves it. But it makes more sense for him because he trains there and does the boxing thing.
Ethan
Yeah. His lifestyle is different.
Jason Nash
If I pursued pickleball, maybe more intensely, I would move to Puerto Rico, but I do have to be in la.
Natalie Mariduena
That'd be sick. You go there for pickleball. Jake goes for heavyweight fighting.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
How's your sport, man?
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, it's brutal, dude.
Jason Nash
But it sounds like he's really in love, which is really sick.
Natalie Mariduena
And yeah, he's always so sweet to me. Yeah, he's really, really, really kindest guy. And he's funny and he's done so much.
Ethan
Yeah, he was being, like, goofy. He was being really silly and really funny. It was.
Natalie Mariduena
It was really fun.
Jason Nash
No, he really does. He really does like both sides of it really well. He really does like the. I'm gonna make people angry. And then like, when you're in person, it's the best because you're just like, what? You're always like, surprised. You're like, wait, this isn't who I think Jake is. But no, he's really, really nice guy.
Natalie Mariduena
Why would that guy say that about the threesome? What do you think he was saying? He's just fooling around.
Ethan
I don't know. I think. I don't.
Jason Nash
Can you just be dead ass with me? Did you have the threesome?
Ethan
Dead ass? I did not have a threesome.
Jason Nash
What did you do?
Natalie Mariduena
Even if she did, she's not gonna say it on the podcast.
Ethan
First of all, I would never say it publicly.
Natalie Mariduena
It's your job.
Jason Nash
It's your job to figure it out.
Natalie Mariduena
To figure out. Give me more details, to do more sleuthing.
Jason Nash
Is it a threesome with another girl or another guy?
Ethan
No, no, there was no threesome to me.
Jason Nash
That's how I get her. It's that easy.
Ethan
I'm like, oh, my God, she was another guy. Wait, there was four.
Jason Nash
You fucking bitch.
Unnamed Promoter
You knew it.
Jason Nash
Okay, so.
Ethan
But no, I just think that he.
Jason Nash
What did you do with him?
Ethan
I'm not gonna elaborate on anything.
Jason Nash
Touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy. You made out with him at least I assume.
Ethan
Yeah, we did.
Jason Nash
And then you went into the threesome.
Ethan
And then we just immediately went to the threesome.
Jason Nash
Yeah. And then you made out with his friend.
Ethan
Well, this was. This is what's really funny is.
Jason Nash
Cause, like, that's cool when you make out with people. I. Good for you.
Ethan
What?
Jason Nash
I'm proud of you.
Ethan
Thank you.
Jason Nash
I get so proud when you talk to guys. I also get kind of bummed cuz, like, you are just, like, my person to, like, lean on going out. So it really does suck, like, losing you. Yeah, but it is nice to see.
Ethan
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Maybe they had the threesome, like, right next to you while you were asleep. That's the threesome.
Jason Nash
No, because I was. I also text Natalie, like, Lily a jealous boyfriend the entire night, and she doesn't respond like, where are you now? Because I have fomo and I want her to, like, least tell me if it's fun. But, like, I'm like, if anybody else was reading these messages, they'd be like, this guy's a fucking freak.
Unnamed Promoter
Did you.
Jason Nash
Do you get that feeling or are you just so drunk you're not even knowing what I'm texting you?
Ethan
I didn't.
Jason Nash
I feel like I text you every 30 minutes. Hello. Is it fun? Exclamation point, Exclamation point.
Ethan
I feel like I was texting you, like, hey, just so you know, I'm still safe. Hey, still good, bro.
Jason Nash
You texted me that at 9:00am oh, really? Yeah. Just so you know, I'm still safe.
Natalie Mariduena
And what if she says, oh my God, it's so much fun? Do you get out of your hotel.
Jason Nash
Room and go, no, if the house party was fun, I would have.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Cause I got like less. I just get so drunk and dizzy that I just don't know how to have like any kind of fun anymore. I don't know how people keep going continuously. But her location was showing that she was in the middle of the water.
Ethan
Oh, that's why you thought I was on a boat.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I was like, how's the boat? Which is funny because she could have been dead, thrown over a bridge. But my, my instinct was she's on a yacht. She's this bitch is on a yacht. I'm so jealous. That's why I was texting her. I was like, how's the boat? Like, should I be going to this? Is this like fun?
Ethan
That makes more sense.
Jason Nash
But no, maybe the. I think the pinging was off and she was off.
Ethan
No, no, it was like on. It's like an island where all the homes are.
Jason Nash
That's like a really crazy lie.
Natalie Mariduena
Doesn't that make you not like, like that person?
Jason Nash
Well, obviously she's acting now I sound like the jealous guy again. Obviously she'd never go back. Right.
Ethan
I'm like texting him.
Jason Nash
We got a views question here. It says you guys have been in the social media space for maybe 10 years now. What do you and David think about the current era of social media where stre are the new meta and people want content that are even more intimate than vlogs, I. E. Live streaming. I've always said this, have I not always said this in meetings that like that that's the reason we came up with dispo is because it always. I was like, the way that social media works is it's always trickling down into more and more intimate settings. Like you go from movies to. To YouTube to Instagram, to vlogs to Instagram stories to like. It's more and more intimate, intimate, intimate, intimate. And now live streaming is like the rawest form of anybody, which is so crazy. I think it's sick. I think there's live streamers that are fucking absolutely amazing. Like, I love Speed, I love Kai. And what's interesting, I was kind of comparing them to. They're almost what they feel like now is they kind of feel like the new late night television almost because they are like the best parts get clipped and like not everyone necessarily Watches the actual live stream. Like, sure, a couple hundred thousand people will see the livestream, but millions will see the clips from like the best moment with Kevin Hart or the best moment with Jamie Foxx or whoever's on one of the streams. So I compare it to that. So yeah, I, I don't know, I could never do it. I watched, I've never watched actually one live. I just see a lot of like, like I, I know speed in person. I've never met Kai, but I watched Kai's stream from the Oscars.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And dude, it takes a lot of fucking courage and balls to do what he does.
Natalie Mariduena
He do. Did he. Was he on the red carpet?
Jason Nash
He's on the red carpet and like one. He's always on. Yeah, right, because the extreme's always on and it's just a lot of work. Like you just have to, you have to like you're constantly fighting bits, you're kind of nervous. Like, I mean it's literally, it felt like a raw version of the vlog. So I gotta hold my thought there. I'm sorry for the person who asked the question, but we have some LA royalty walking in right now. We have the biggest LA promoters that have just came in, club promoters here to tell us about the Notorious malone who stole $250 million and partied for a year here in Los Angeles. $250 million and spent 200, $300,000 a day at the club. I'm changing their names for their privacy and for protection reasons. They are the top promoters, promoters in all of Los Angeles. Bobby and Rick.
Natalie Mariduena
Wednesday, Thursday.
Jason Nash
Okay. Welcome to the White Lotus in Thailand. It's a wellness center. You should get a facial. The lady in the airport thought you were my dad. My God.
David Dobrik
The Emmy award winning HBO original series returns.
Unnamed Promoter
There has been more crime on the island.
Jason Nash
I'm a little freaked out.
David Dobrik
What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.
Jason Nash
What does that mean? It means we're not dead yet. Amen.
David Dobrik
Amen. A new season of the HBO original series the White Lotus premieres February 16th at 9pm on MAX.
Jason Nash
So, okay, so we're here to talk about this guy named Malone.
Unnamed Promoter
Okay, so Rick met him or Rick number two met him January 9th last year. Yeah, and he came from Canada with a group of kids. They all met on Minecraft online. So they would all play Minecraft together on the Internet and then in Canada and then just were like, let's go to LA and party. So they came here and then through.
Jason Nash
Like it was before or after they were rich.
Unnamed Promoter
They were already Rich doing shit like in Canada. And then they got richer and richer as they were partying more and more.
Jason Nash
Yeah. And at this point, you still didn't know how he acquired the money?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, no idea.
Jason Nash
Okay. So.
Ethan
But it's also, like, not even really your job. It's just like, if you want to buy a table, you're buying a table.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
What's a table cost at your place?
Unnamed Promoter
For him, no, minimum, he's gonna do, but usually like 2k, 3k.
Jason Nash
And how much would he spend a night?
Unnamed Promoter
$500,000.
Jason Nash
And how many nights a week was he spending?
Unnamed Promoter
500,000 every night? Seven nights in a row.
Jason Nash
But the club's. But the club's not open seven nights. Yeah, it is for him.
Unnamed Promoter
No. Poppy Monday, Bootsy Tuesday.
Jason Nash
Oh, so every club you work at, every.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. Warwick Wednesday, Poppy Thursday, Bootsy Friday. Keys Saturday.
Jason Nash
He spent half a million dollars every week.
Unnamed Promoter
Every. Every day? Yeah.
Jason Nash
Every night. Okay, that's great. Do you get a percentage of that?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. And you bring bags of cash, and he would come with a backpack with, like, hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, go to the kitchen and hand all the bottle girls, stacks of cash and give me every bottle and send it to my table.
Jason Nash
Okay, but. But I think the crazier part is that you're getting X amount of money of this every night. Are you just living in, like. I mean, this is the gold mine of people as a promoter, right?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. This is like the guy that you want.
Jason Nash
This is the best buy ever in.
Unnamed Promoter
Existence of LA history, ever.
Jason Nash
But there's been nobody as good as him.
Unnamed Promoter
No one has ever done that in history, I don't think, anywhere in life.
Natalie Mariduena
And so what are you thinking? Like, the first night he comes in?
Jason Nash
Yeah. And how many months was this that this happened? Was it nine months? Oh, what the fuck?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, dude.
Jason Nash
Oh, my.
Natalie Mariduena
Now you live in Bel Air, so this is chilling.
Jason Nash
Nine months. Tell me some of the things that he would spend money on, because you knew him way more than I did. I came in for, like, a week.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And I remember you told me once, you're like, it's good that you're here, because he gets excited and he spends more.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Thank you. That's why I want you here. I want my cut. No. Is that true? Explain that process.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. He used to watch your videos, so when you come, he wants to look cool. And he'll just spend 60 racks on a show because you're there.
Jason Nash
That's crazy.
Unnamed Promoter
Awesome.
Jason Nash
Yeah. I remember I looked at him once and I was like, can you order more bottles? And that's when he ordered, like the hundred Ace of Spades bottles or whatever he did. And you guys wouldn't even give him the bottles.
Unnamed Promoter
He wouldn't even take them. You just take him out of the kitchen. There's no room at the table because there's so much alcohol.
Jason Nash
He never drank? No.
Unnamed Promoter
So after the club would close, we'd take all the bottles. They just pack them all up for us. We just take them to afters or whatever.
Jason Nash
This is fucking insane. Yeah, dude. And then. And then was it. There was like. There was mentions of Birkins and Lamborghinis. Walk me through that.
Unnamed Promoter
He bought the bottle girl or Lambo Urus.
Jason Nash
Okay, dude, you're. You got it. You got it. You're saying this so casually where it's like, hard to believe. He bought the bottle girl. Urus. What do you mean?
Unnamed Promoter
Lamborghini Urus.
Jason Nash
I know what the car is. I'm just. How on earth did it get to. There was.
Unnamed Promoter
He thought she was hot.
Jason Nash
Like, I bought you the car. Here's the pink. Or was it parked outside the next day? Or what was the vibe for that?
Unnamed Promoter
He would buy it, text her photo of it, and say, I got you a gift.
Jason Nash
And then where would it be parked for her? Or would she not even take it? Oh, this was the one that said. Was this the one that said she had a boyfriend?
Unnamed Promoter
No, that's a different one that he bought a Lamborghini for.
Jason Nash
How many Lamborghinis he end up buying?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, he'd send me pictures of cars and be like, which one would do you like? But I didn't take it.
Natalie Mariduena
Why not?
Unnamed Promoter
It was just too much like, yeah, I also don't want to deal with another car and all that. I was like, just come to the club. And then he did on my birthday, which was a keys opening. And he spent like 250 on one show.
Natalie Mariduena
And when you say show, that's. Girls come out with the sparklers.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. And the bottles.
Natalie Mariduena
How much is a show?
Unnamed Promoter
Like, you can do a show for like 5k, but he just wants the entire kitchen inventory. What's really crazy is one time me and Rick were walking in keys and we overhear the manager and he's like, hey, Malone's cap tonight is 300k. We don't have enough alcohol.
Jason Nash
Shut the fuck up.
Unnamed Promoter
We look at each other like, dude, did you just hear that shit? He's like, yeah, that's crazy.
Jason Nash
The kitchen had to cap him off.
Unnamed Promoter
He emptied every kitchen for all of hwood clubs, Poppy, Bootsy, keys, everything. They would get alcohol from the other clubs to bring to that club to sell it to him. He's buying so much shit. How.
Jason Nash
How old was. How old is he?
Unnamed Promoter
He's 24.
Jason Nash
Oh, my Lord. Do you understand this? This is crazy.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And then there was a moment I came where he was handing out Birkins to girls.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
That was like. Like the hottest girls he found. He was just giving them Birkins.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
F
Throw him into the crowd, too. People would, like, fight over him. It was crazy.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh, he'd throw him into the crowd?
F
Yeah, you throw him to a crowd. And then I know a promoter that grabbed one and he just left. He just went out.
Unnamed Promoter
He literally quit.
F
He just left his table.
Jason Nash
He's.
F
I'm done. I'm done with the night. I gotta get.
Unnamed Promoter
He's like, why am I working here? It's got a Birkin. He.
Jason Nash
Wait, really? One of the promoters?
F
Yeah, he wasn't even his promoter. He just, like, grabbed it from the crowd and then just dipped. He's like, yo, my nice.
Unnamed Promoter
Fuck this.
Jason Nash
And you haven't seen him since?
Unnamed Promoter
No, actually, we haven't.
F
Yeah, not really.
Unnamed Promoter
I think he quit.
F
Probably just quit.
Natalie Mariduena
How much is a Birkin?
Unnamed Promoter
40K, I think.
F
Yeah, 30. 40K.
Jason Nash
Wow.
Unnamed Promoter
He had, like, five.
Natalie Mariduena
And so the first time he comes in, the very first day, he's like, I want to spend $500,000. Do you have to go to your manager and be like, what do I do?
Unnamed Promoter
Or do you just do Escalated? So it started 10k, 8k. It'd be like a light 30k on a Tuesday.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
And it was like every night, and it was exhausting. And then after party and all that stuff. And would do limos and everything for him. But as the time went by, like from January to August, around August is when he was doing a shit ton of spending. And that was when it was like 500k, 300k every night.
Jason Nash
What's the most he spent in one night? 500k, I think.
Unnamed Promoter
A million. Yeah, million. For sure.
Jason Nash
A million.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
What club was this at? Keys.
Unnamed Promoter
It was in Miami when he did a million.
Jason Nash
Wow. Did you guys go with him to Miami, too?
Unnamed Promoter
No, he was. He was just doing too much around that time. Like.
Jason Nash
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
You have it all written down.
Jason Nash
Yeah, no, I have, like, one of the receipts. This is crazy. 25 bottles, Don Julio. $1600 each. $40,000. 30 Grey Goose bottles. 700 each. $21,000. 25 Grey Goose again. 17,030. Ace of spades, 45,000. This is one night. This is. This receipt is at 12:20am so he even left early 12:20am so this, the total check for this was he spent $410,000. Entertainment fee was 61,000. And then included gratuity. 12% was 49,000. And then tax on it was 48,000. This night he spent $569,000.
Natalie Mariduena
Oh my God. The tax and gratuity.
Jason Nash
And he left at 12:12:20am and guess four.
Natalie Mariduena
It's. It's so odd too. It's so odd because he's not like asking you to procure anything. He's not asking like anything crazy of you.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah. They'd even want girls sometimes. They didn't want girls at the table. He was hanging out with his 10 homies and spend. They would kick on his phone like sober while he's just chilling while all these signs are coming out and sparklers.
Jason Nash
So. And then what happened, what ended up people finding out was that he basically committed the biggest heist of all time.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And how much did he steal with his friends?
Unnamed Promoter
Like 250 million. And filmed it.
Jason Nash
$250 million. And what do you mean filmed it? How did he get caught? What was the whole thing?
Unnamed Promoter
He filmed it.
Jason Nash
This all happened like five, four months ago.
Unnamed Promoter
August. Yeah. Or September is when he got caught.
Jason Nash
Okay. He filmed it all.
Unnamed Promoter
Where he filmed it like you can screen record your computer. So he screen recorded his computer and did it with his friends.
Jason Nash
He was like doing like a twitch stream or something.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
What was it? A wallet heist or something? A crypto wallet.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. And he filmed his reaction when as he received the 250 million.
Jason Nash
And that's what got him caught.
Unnamed Promoter
Which someone snitched, I guess.
Natalie Mariduena
Explain it to me in layman's terms. So he goes in and he hacks someone's wallet. Basically.
Jason Nash
Okay, do they know who the guy was that he took it from?
Unnamed Promoter
I don't know.
F
I think it's somewhere on the net. But like I forgot his name.
Jason Nash
Damn. So this guy must have been pretty happy to get $250 million.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, he was freaking out in the video.
Natalie Mariduena
Like was it a slow over time he stole this money or all one big hit?
Jason Nash
No, I think it was one big hit.
Unnamed Promoter
We didn't know his dad was a billionaire, what the deal was. Right, but it makes sense that in August when he got the huge hit is when he was spending the 500 a night because you saw the receipts of 17k 30k. But in August is when it Was.
Jason Nash
Like, oh, in August was when the heist happened.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah.
F
Because he was spending a lot before, but it wasn't anything. Like, he wasn't doing 100k per night. Yeah, he was doing, like, 20 here, 30 here. But then I guess when he procured that money is when he just started going crazy, buying cars, like, flying to Miami, spending, like, a mil there. We weren't with him in Miami, but, like, other people.
Jason Nash
Were you pissed when he left to Miami? Were you like, where's our guy going?
Unnamed Promoter
No, we were.
Jason Nash
I would be like a jealous fucking boyfriend. I'd be like, do not go to Miami.
Unnamed Promoter
It's weird. Like, the promoter client relationship is literally like a girlfriend boyfriend. It was just too much, dude. And he was, like, yelling at girls, like, yelling at all the bottle girls, ordering like, go get me chips right now. I want chips. Like, just being. It was too much. It was every night and we made enough money. We're like, dude, I'm over this guy. And he was playing, like, the ratchet music every night.
Jason Nash
He controlled the music.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, he controls the music. And it was every two seconds. Like, he would send you Spotify songs. This song, this song next. I want more bottles. This song next.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, so nobody on SoundCloud.
Jason Nash
So when he was in the club, it was his club.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
So he could change the music, whatever he wanted.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And with the DJ, was the DJ like, okaying with everything. He would say, the DJ, I'm 10 grand cash.
Unnamed Promoter
Like, and the other guy. There's multiple DJs. Give them all 10 grand, man.
Jason Nash
He lived all of life in a year.
F
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Well, I guess the partying aspect of it.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. And he could have totally dipped. Like, he could have just traveled the world and shit.
Jason Nash
Did you ever ask him that? Like, why are you fucking here? Like, why do you have 200? Why do you have access to 200? I mean, you didn't know how much money he had access to, but, like.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Why are you that rich? And why are you staying in L. A?
Natalie Mariduena
That's a really good question.
Jason Nash
Because, let's be honest, this is another question I have for you. LA nightlife, it's not the greatest.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
I mean, I hate saying it.
Unnamed Promoter
No, I know you guys, but, like.
Jason Nash
You do you guys know how much LA nightlife has changed? Like, are you guys aware of it?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
What are your complaints with it? Because Jason was asking me. Obviously, Jason doesn't go out. He's a little older than us, but Jason's like, is LA nightlife still the same? Still Fun. Like I. I don't, I don't. I don't know where to go anymore. Like when I, when I go out. Not that like before there was like anything that was like really popping off, but like, I don't know, it's. It's a lot different than it was like seven years ago. When I feel like.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, the crowd is changed. The crowd isn't like good. And the people. Because I think all the good people got older and got over and everyone's.
Jason Nash
Kind of scared to go out. I feel like just because, like everyone has a tick tock. Everyone's being filmed all the time.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So there's no privacy when it comes to that. And like, I don't know what's like the best club right now in la. It's probably keys.
Unnamed Promoter
Keys. Yeah.
Jason Nash
And then what about when. What's that new one that's open? Zoo.
F
Zoo, Zoo. Could be crazy.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
In March.
F
Yeah.
Jason Nash
That's gonna be really fun. But you're not gonna have Malone. There's other guys, are there? Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Who's your next biggest? What was the most someone's drop besides Malone.
Unnamed Promoter
Mr. Qi was spending like 100k, Mr. Cheese, like a dentist for football players or something.
F
It was this Asian guy. He would roll through with like six or seven guys and he would spend like a hundred K every single night at every different club. And then he would give everyone like ace of spades, like the whole club. It was like Malone before Malone. But he was only. He only did it for like three days, but.
Jason Nash
Oh, just for three days. So no one's ever gonna beat the Malone that you just had recently?
Unnamed Promoter
No. And there's like been other billionaires that come in and they'll do like 200, 300, but no one's ever done a mill in a night or 300k or 500 ever.
Jason Nash
Wow. So do you think is there gonna be a documentary on this kid?
Unnamed Promoter
There's so many YouTube videos already. A ton. Yeah.
Jason Nash
But I feel like Netflix is gonna dive into this now. This was like a pretty big deal.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
I think you guys are even underselling it. How much of a big deal it is, maybe because you guys were in it, but I feel like it's like, like now I see it online and I'm like, oh, this is like bigger than just like la. This is like everyone's learning about this kid.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. It was crazy to us. I feel like we've just lived it for so long where we kind of lose.
Jason Nash
Yeah, that.
Unnamed Promoter
That shit's crazy because it Just becomes normal when you do it every day.
Jason Nash
Yeah, he's like the. He's like the new young Robin Hood, Jordan Belfort type of guy. It's like, for sure I'm super willful.
Unnamed Promoter
Like, it is Wolf of Wall Street, 100%.
Natalie Mariduena
Is it a lot of crypto money that comes to the club now?
Unnamed Promoter
All of it. All of it, yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
Wow.
Jason Nash
My favorite sign I've seen at a club, a club is, I was rich before crypto or rich rich before btc? I mean, it's just like, that's everybody's money now is crypto.
Unnamed Promoter
What's funny is, like, in that community of the Minecraft people that all know each other online, they like. There's like been other guys that come in and they ask, I want Malone's table, I want Malone's signs, I want Malone's bottles. They want to be Malone. And they, like, do the same shit he does with their friend group and ask for music. Anything that he did, they want. And they ask us, wow.
Jason Nash
But they can only do it for like a night.
Natalie Mariduena
What's David like when he comes to the club?
Unnamed Promoter
Nice. Shy. Shy, for sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
What does he say?
Jason Nash
Wait, yeah, tell me more because I guess I don't really know how I am when I'm at the club.
Unnamed Promoter
You know, we'd like swarm that shit with like 800 girls and they'll just all attack David, right?
Jason Nash
What? This is. You're hyping me up.
Natalie Mariduena
What do you mean you send them over?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. Well, pack it out and it's all the entire club is.
Jason Nash
David.
Natalie Mariduena
Did you think it was you? Yeah.
Jason Nash
No idea. He'll get my life, dude. Welcome to it.
Unnamed Promoter
It's hilarious. Hilarious. It's awesome.
Jason Nash
Who's better at going out, me or Natalie? I feel like Natalie's the one that kind of talks more.
F
Natalie can hold her own.
Jason Nash
Yeah, dude.
Unnamed Promoter
Probably gets lit with us.
Jason Nash
Natalie's got her own legendary stories.
Natalie Mariduena
You should have heard about 11 this week.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Natalie. Yeah, we just got back from Miami. Natalie got home at noon. Natalie. Natalie's the best drinker out of all my friends. And I always say this, like, people don't understand how good she is at going out until they go out with her. Let me ask it this way. So what is it like being a promoter in la? Right. I feel like there's levels to it. How much money are you earning? What is it?
Unnamed Promoter
It's a lot of phone.
Jason Nash
It's a lot of phone. Is it a lot of fun or is it just. It's all Work.
Unnamed Promoter
It feels like work.
F
Going out feels like work. Like, you know, I don't go out to have fun. Like it's hard for me to go out and be like, oh, this is. I'm having a great time.
Jason Nash
Are you drinking?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
F
Yeah.
Natalie Mariduena
That's not work.
Jason Nash
You have to.
F
If you're sober there. You just like, I hate, hate this place.
Jason Nash
But you're still responding to texts while you're. While you're getting up.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And then what's like an average promoter making a year and what's a good one and what's like the best? Making Malone aside? Because that, that's definitely like an outlier. But like, how does that work?
Unnamed Promoter
Like a regular one in LA?
F
Yeah, I'm making like 5k a month or something.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, that's like a regular one. That's like a not good promoter is making 5K. That's kind of a lot for going out.
F
Maybe like 4k. Like it just varies. Like it depends on like. Like you're flat and like where you're going to work. But like who you are, who you are.
Unnamed Promoter
And like other venues argue, like. So we've gotten an offer from every venue in la. Like, like fighting for us. But we stay like loyal to H. Wood and stuff.
Jason Nash
You're loyal to H. Wood?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. Cuz it's like family and they brought us up, so.
Natalie Mariduena
But your job is to get people in the door. But also your job is to get a high roller in there.
F
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
Too.
Natalie Mariduena
Right.
F
Or do both.
Natalie Mariduena
And so I guess some of those influencers could be high rollers, right?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And what about guys, you're saying no.
F
Influencers don't spend any money ever in the history of anything.
Unnamed Promoter
Not true.
Jason Nash
No. Yeah, that's true. So that's really funny when we. Sorry, guys.
Unnamed Promoter
You're good, you're good. You're free advertising for us.
F
Other people, not so much.
Unnamed Promoter
The lesser ones are like roll like.
F
20 guys deep and like expect like everything calm.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay. That won't combine.
Jason Nash
You come with me, I guess J.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, I'll come with Dave.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. So I was trying to get in a party once and the door guy wasn't letting me in. And then he was like, can you bring people here? If you fill the space, I'll let you in. And I was like, let's just blast this. Who is this fucking guy? I want to show him wrong. And then shit ton of people mobbed the gate.
Jason Nash
Oh, wow.
Unnamed Promoter
And he was like, who are you? I'm like this guy that likes to party and in these Chats with tiktokers. He's like, you want to work at the club? I'll pay you. I was like, okay. And then we just did it once and.
Jason Nash
Wow. So that's how it happened. Yeah. Just from a guy who wouldn't let you in.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Well, you did really prove him wrong. And now this is your job full time.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, we go out all the time with different that.
Jason Nash
I assume you make over six figures a year.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Nash
Even without Malone.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
F
But we do miss him.
Jason Nash
It is.
Unnamed Promoter
It is nice. Like the, you know, the jets and the VIP and all that. You just get like. Yeah, you can't go back to normal life.
Jason Nash
Wow. So what's the biggest downside of being a promoter?
Unnamed Promoter
The responding the phone time all the time. You can't have fun. You'll have, like, a good group with you, and you want to hang out with them and have fun, but you're too busy worried about the other group.
Natalie Mariduena
What time do you go to sleep?
Unnamed Promoter
7:00Am Every night? Yeah.
Jason Nash
Wow. What time do you wake up?
Unnamed Promoter
6Pm wow.
Jason Nash
Fuck that.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. Dude.
Jason Nash
Damn. So we got you early in the morning.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah. Because we did a day party yesterday. It was at this billionaire's house and he covered everything. We had a monkey there, open bar.
Jason Nash
Oh, that's nice.
Unnamed Promoter
It's awesome.
Natalie Mariduena
Ratios spent thousands, bro. Monkey did a $500,000 monkey's the new Malone.
Jason Nash
We don't know where he got it from, but we're not asking him.
Natalie Mariduena
You see the monkey on the news tomorrow in handcuffs.
Unnamed Promoter
What's funny is, like, actual rich guys have questions about him and are curious about, like, that billionaire always asks me, like, who is totally. Why is he? Huh?
Jason Nash
Yeah, I totally see why that. I mean, that is like. It's out of a movie, dude. Even. Even when I first came in, I just. I couldn't believe it because he looks like a movie character.
Unnamed Promoter
Little nerdy kid.
Jason Nash
Yeah, nerdy kid with his, like, shades on in the club and just got his, like. Like nice, like, expensive duffel bag or whatever he's wearing.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, yeah. Nice Gucci shoes. Yeah, I had one just like him the other day. Nerdy little, like, crypto kid.
Jason Nash
It's the best thing to see at a club. It's amazing. How does it work? Like, when you're promoted in la? Like, how many girls can you contact at a given moment?
Unnamed Promoter
But I can say my name now, right? Because it's not crypto.
F
But it's still gonna be on the same episode.
Jason Nash
No, it's still the same episode.
Unnamed Promoter
Oh, that's fine. That's fine. That's really funny.
Jason Nash
Keep that in. That's funny.
Unnamed Promoter
Okay, we'll stick it out then.
Natalie Mariduena
It's still you.
Jason Nash
You haven't. No, it's a great look, but we can't say your name if we hid your name.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, let's not. Yeah.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
Okay.
Jason Nash
Let's see.
Natalie Mariduena
Good call, Dave.
Unnamed Promoter
Y.
Jason Nash
Okay. Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
So no free marketing.
Jason Nash
So I guess you could say, since. How many people you have on your close friends?
Unnamed Promoter
6,500.
Jason Nash
And mostly girls.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So you have 6,500 people on your close friends, and how many of Those are girls?
Unnamed Promoter
6,648. And there's probably, like, 10 rich guys on there and, like, some.
Jason Nash
And the rest are all girls.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
So when you post on your. You post on your close friends to 6,000 people.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
It's just crazy. Like, does your close friends get more views than your actual stories?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, it gets a lot. Because they all want to, like, share it, but it doesn't allow them. I don't want them to share it to dudes.
Jason Nash
Dude, this is crazy. And then when you. So how often do you post on the close friends?
F
Whenever we're doing, like, a private event. Like, yesterday for a Super bowl party, we both posted on our close friends.
Unnamed Promoter
We don't post ever unless we're throwing our own party.
Jason Nash
And how many people showed up to the. To the super bowl party?
Unnamed Promoter
We had a thousand. 100 rejected. And then we approved, like, 400 of the best people.
Jason Nash
Oh, my. And then how do you get new people? Just.
Unnamed Promoter
Dude, it just travels. Like, it just, like, they send it to their friends, and all their friends start following you. Like, we gained a shit ton of followers just from this party of, like, random girls trying to come.
Jason Nash
This is crazy.
Unnamed Promoter
Like, OC or whatever, it just explodes.
Jason Nash
I mean, do you not run into the problem? Like, you just showed me a picture of this party that you guys had yesterday. And, like, I mean, people are gonna believe me when I say it, but it was. It looked like it was. You were just at a sorority house. Yeah, it was just all girls. Do we talked about this a little bit, but do girls ever complain that there's not enough guys or girls just, like, hanging out with girls? I know that, but, like, are they ever, like, where are the guys?
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, so that's happened before. And what we do is because the client doesn't want, like, more guys, even though we want to bring more guys.
Jason Nash
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
So what we do is we do a lot of entertainment, so we'll have, like, a Comedian. He'll pay for it. We'll have, like, a.
Jason Nash
Or, like, a monkey.
Unnamed Promoter
A monkey.
Jason Nash
Okay.
Unnamed Promoter
We did a lion before.
F
Yeah.
Unnamed Promoter
Okay, so this is a kangaroo.
Jason Nash
That's amazing.
Unnamed Promoter
An owl.
Jason Nash
So we can't do more, guys. But we brought the zoo. Yeah.
F
We did, like, puppy petting.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, my God.
Unnamed Promoter
No, guys. But anything else you want, I'll do it. I'll pay for it. Okay. I was gonna do a hot air balloon. Whole new world. Yeah.
Jason Nash
6,000 people on your close friends.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Oh, my God.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Do you realize how crazy that is?
Natalie Mariduena
What's so special about Keys? What makes it different?
F
It's new la.
Unnamed Promoter
Everyone just likes new.
Jason Nash
And it just feels like a club. It's like the first thing that feels like a proper, like, Vegas type of vibe.
F
Like a Vegas vibe.
Jason Nash
It's just a little younger. Maybe I'm getting older. Am I getting older?
Unnamed Promoter
We're all getting older.
Jason Nash
I know, but it's 28. Too old to be in the LA club now. Be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
Unnamed Promoter
Not at all.
Jason Nash
Be honest.
Unnamed Promoter
No. You sure? I'm 27, and I think that, too.
Jason Nash
But that's your job. But, like, I feel like now when I go to clubs, I'm like, why do I feel so old, dude?
Unnamed Promoter
I mean, there's, like, huge celebrities that are way older that always come out.
Jason Nash
That's different, though. I know who you're talking about.
Unnamed Promoter
There's other ones, too.
Natalie Mariduena
Why is it different?
Jason Nash
Well. Cause it's just like, that's. That's those guys. Like, and when you're, like, 50 and you're like.
Natalie Mariduena
But it's like, you're single, you're young, you know, what else are you gonna do?
Jason Nash
Because.
Natalie Mariduena
What?
Jason Nash
I feel like I'm gonna be going to the club, but I feel like I'm at this awkward stage right now where it's like, it's time to take a break for at least the next 20 years. Oh, you guys. But I still try to do my best and go out. I don't know. I also, like. I don't know. I don't know. I want to go to a club and I want to, like. Like, I. I don't know. Okay. Every time we come to Keys, I'm like, asking, like, are you sure we can come? Like, I only want to be there for, like, 10, 15 minutes, and I don't want to waste people's time, and I want to make sure like. Like, that's why I liked when you told me that thing about Malone, that he spends more when I was There I was like, I'm happy to be here. Now as long as, like, people are making money and, like, I'm, like, contributing to this in, like, a positive way, then I'm fucking. I'll be there. Whatever. I'll be there for my 20, 30 minutes. Like, I don't like being there when I'm, like, taking up a spot is like that, that, that.
Unnamed Promoter
But you're not. It's a good thing.
Jason Nash
Okay. All right.
Unnamed Promoter
And it's a good thing for the girls. It's like a good look.
Jason Nash
Okay, cool.
Unnamed Promoter
They get happy.
Jason Nash
Okay.
F
They do get really happy.
Jason Nash
As long as I'm. As long. As long as I'm contributing.
Unnamed Promoter
You are. I don't think you know that you are.
Jason Nash
No, I didn't know. But the Malone thing. The Malone thing was more like an easy way for me to assess. Okay. There is, like, money being, like, funneled here. But yeah, okay, now I know the.
Unnamed Promoter
Girls are why clients go. And seeing you makes them happy.
Jason Nash
Okay.
Unnamed Promoter
So it's like a whole David comes here.
Jason Nash
Okay, okay, okay. So you are contributing. I have no idea. It's such an important part.
Natalie Mariduena
You're have a higher opinion of yourself, my guy.
Jason Nash
Well, now I will be going to the club every Saturday. See you guys at Key Saturday.
Natalie Mariduena
David DJ this weekend.
Unnamed Promoter
Oh, you DJ now?
Jason Nash
No, I really tried. Nally bought me, like, a little turntable thing and I wanted to do it. I just, like.
Natalie Mariduena
You took a lesson?
Jason Nash
I took a DJ lesson. I really want to do it.
Natalie Mariduena
It's harder than it looks.
Jason Nash
Yeah, I just have no, like, sense of rhythm and like, I don't know, but I'm really good at, like, thinking I know what the next song is for the vibe. Like, that's what I want to do. Like, I, I, I would. I want to be the guy that stands next to the DJ and whispers in his ear what to play next.
Natalie Mariduena
DJ Whisper.
Unnamed Promoter
That's us. Malone's name.
Jason Nash
Oh, DJ Whisper.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah, too.
Jason Nash
That's pretty good.
Natalie Mariduena
You could easily do that. All you gotta do is find somebody. Find somebody to DJ and you guys pair up.
Jason Nash
I love that name.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah.
Jason Nash
And just. And then people get excited when I'm whispering in the ear because they're like, fuck, he's loading up the next one.
Unnamed Promoter
You know, there's.
Jason Nash
He's doing this thing.
Unnamed Promoter
There's a David Dobrik vlog music playlist on Spotify, and I use that when you come.
Jason Nash
Oh, really? I tell them, oh, hell yeah. That's really sweet. Thanks. Yeah, I do like those songs. But hey, man, that's my. That's my job. Don't be stealing DJ Whispers gig.
Unnamed Promoter
I do when you're there, like the parties we thought send it to me.
Jason Nash
Only when I'm there.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah.
Jason Nash
Damn. All right, that's it. Thanks, guys.
Unnamed Promoter
Cool.
Jason Nash
That was really great. Do you want to. Do you want to shout out, like some specific nights or anything?
F
Shout out Delilah Sunday.
Jason Nash
Delilah Sunday. Okay.
Unnamed Promoter
Jazz night.
Natalie Mariduena
Okay, I'm coming. I better get in.
F
Please wait for you, Jason.
Natalie Mariduena
Currently, if you're good looking, come to Dalila Sundays only. Good looking people, please.
Unnamed Promoter
And we have a restaurant, Didi, next to Poppy. And we do 30 person dinner every week and comp everything.
Jason Nash
Damn. Thought you would say 30% off dinner with 30 girls. Okay, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll be at Dee Dee's. Okay. So check those places out in LA if you're visiting. Go to Delilah Sundays, Fuck key Saturdays and try to keep up with everything. And Dee Dee's every day. I guess.
F
Dee Dee's Wednesday.
Unnamed Promoter
Diddy Wednesday.
Jason Nash
Dee Dee's Wednesday. Cool. Not to be mistaken with Diddy's Wednesday.
Unnamed Promoter
No, no, no, no, no.
F
Don't go there.
Unnamed Promoter
Oh, my God, dude. Last week we sent out like, like one of our promoters sent out a text blast and it said, and there's a fashion brand, it's called Hot Model Sex. And he sent out Hot Model Sex Party at Dee Dee's.
Jason Nash
And people were confused.
Unnamed Promoter
Yeah, they're like sex Party at Diddy's house.
Jason Nash
Not Diddy's.
Unnamed Promoter
Really bad marketing. Yeah.
Jason Nash
All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to our special guest who will remain anonymous. Miss. Thank you to Natalie. Thank you to Jason Nash, the best Views podcast co host that we could find. In the meantime, thank you.
Natalie Mariduena
Let me know when the replacement's hired.
Jason Nash
We'll see if he's here next week. Tune in to see if he's here next week.
Natalie Mariduena
Yeah. Thank you, Sea Geek.
Jason Nash
Thank you, Sea Geek. See you guys soon. Bye.
VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash – Episode: "Threesome in Miami" (February 11, 2025)
In the "Threesome in Miami" episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, listeners are taken on a whirlwind behind-the-scenes journey of a high-energy weekend in Miami. This episode delves into personal anecdotes, clubbing adventures, and the intriguing dynamics of LA's nightlife scene, all while showcasing the camaraderie and playful banter between hosts David Dobrik and Jason Nash.
The episode kicks off with David demonstrating the capabilities of his new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, highlighting its AI features for seamless multitasking (00:00–00:11). Shortly after, Jason Nash introduces the main storyline, recounting a particularly eventful weekend in Miami where rumors of a threesome involving Natalie Mariduena began to circulate.
Jason Nash: "Natalie this week had a threesome." (01:26)
Natalie Mariduena: "No way." (01:32)
The hosts humorously navigate through the speculation surrounding Natalie's night out, emphasizing their attempts to keep their personal lives private amidst public curiosity.
David and Jason recount their visit to Club 11, a popular Miami strip club, where Jason humorously tries to resist falling for any of the strippers. However, his departure at 3:00 AM after encountering a particularly inebriated patron ignites gossip among their friends.
Jason Nash: "I tried my best to not fall in love with any strippers, and I didn't." (01:50)
Natalie Mariduena: "With who?" (02:19)
Despite rumors, both Natalie and Ethan clarify that no threesome occurred, attributing the rumors to misunderstandings and overzealous friends.
The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Jason recounts an encounter with Jake Paul during dinner. Jake Paul arrives with an entourage of three towering security guards, creating quite a spectacle.
Jason Nash: "This dude... looked like the President walked in." (12:19)
Despite the grandeur, Jake Paul is portrayed as personable and fun-loving, engaging in light-hearted conversations about moving to Puerto Rico and his boxing endeavors.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to an in-depth discussion with unnamed club promoters about "Malone," a 24-year-old millionaire notorious for his extravagant spending in Los Angeles nightlife. Malone's infamous reputation is built on his unprecedented patronage of clubs, spending up to $500,000 a night, and his eventual involvement in a massive heist.
Unnamed Promoter: "He spent half a million dollars every week." (20:40)
The promoters detail Malone's antics, including purchasing luxury items like Lamborghini Uruses and high-end fashion accessories for clubgoers, making him a legendary figure in the LA club scene. His lavish lifestyle ultimately led to his downfall when he orchestrated a $250 million heist, meticulously filming his actions, which led to his capture.
Jason Nash: "He filmed his reaction when he received the $250 million. And that's what got him caught." (27:22)
This segment not only highlights the allure and excess of the clubbing lifestyle but also serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of unchecked extravagance.
Addressing a listener's question, Jason and David delve into the transformation of social media, emphasizing the shift towards more intimate content and the rise of live streaming as the new frontier.
Jason Nash: "Live streaming is like the rawest form of anybody, which is so crazy. I think it's sick." (18:10)
They compare popular live streamers to late-night television hosts, noting how clips from live streams gain viral traction, further blurring the lines between private moments and public consumption.
The episode offers an insider's perspective on the mechanics of being a club promoter in LA. The promoters explain the strategies behind attracting high-rollers and maintaining loyalty with venues, shedding light on the financial and social intricacies of the business.
Unnamed Promoter: "The crowd is changed. The crowd isn't like good." (30:16)
Jason and David discuss the challenges of adapting to the evolving nightlife scene, the impact of social media on privacy, and the importance of building strong client relationships to sustain success in the competitive environment.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts share light-hearted plans and aspirations, including Jason's newfound interest in DJ-ing, thanks to a thoughtful gift from Natalie. They also provide shout-outs to various LA hotspots and promote upcoming events, maintaining the episode's engaging and lively atmosphere until the very end.
Jason Nash: "I'll be there for my 20, 30 minutes. I don't like being there when I'm taking up a spot." (41:15)
Jason Nash: "It's your job to figure it out." (14:16)
Natalie Mariduena: "Maybe they had the threesome, like, right next to you while you were asleep." (15:06)
Unnamed Promoter: "He was yelling at girls, like, yelling at all the bottle girls." (28:55)
Jason Nash: "Why do you have access to 200?" (29:28)
"Threesome in Miami" offers a captivating glimpse into the lives of David Dobrik and Jason Nash as they navigate personal relationships, navigate the vibrant Miami club scene, and interact with notable personalities like Jake Paul. The episode's highlight is undoubtedly the deep dive into Malone's extravagant lifestyle and subsequent criminal activities, providing listeners with both entertainment and a sobering look at the excesses of fame. Through engaging storytelling, candid conversations, and humorous exchanges, VIEWS delivers another memorable episode that resonates with fans and newcomers alike.
Note: All timestamps reference the provided transcript segments and align with the flow of the conversation during the episode.