Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex

Summary

Podcast Summary: VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash Episode: Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex
Release Date: July 4, 2025

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1. Introduction to Privacy and Technology

The episode opens with David Dobrik discussing the privacy features of WhatsApp, emphasizing how personal messages remain secure and private among friends and family.

David [00:01]: "On WhatsApp, no one can see or hear your personal messages... your personal messages stay between you, your friends, and your family."

2. Navigating Sexuality and Personal Relationships

A significant portion of the conversation delves into discussions about sexuality, particularly between Jason Nash and David Dobrik. Natalie introduces the topic by expressing uncertainty about her own sexual orientation.

Natalie [01:00]: "I don't know if I'm gay or not. I still don't know."
Jason [01:02]: "That's why we're here."

The dialogue becomes introspective as they explore perceptions and assumptions about each other's sexuality, with Jason adamantly clarifying his stance.

Jason [02:16]: "Here's what people don't know. Gay's okay. Here's what people don't. It's the last time I'm gonna say it."

They further discuss familial relationships and personal identities, touching on Natalie discovering her mixed heritage through a DNA test.

Natalie [02:57]: "I'm brown, too. I'm a quarter brown, too."
Jason [03:02]: "You found out you're 30% Arab?"

3. Humorous Anecdotes from Bangkok

Jason shares a humorous yet embarrassing experience involving hemorrhoid cream while navigating the bustling streets of Bangkok.

Jason [06:00]: "I brought my hemorrhoid cream to Bangkok... And then my pain came back."

This segment highlights the lighter moments of their travel experiences, showcasing their ability to find humor in unexpected situations.

4. Exploring Entertainment and Advertising

The podcast seamlessly transitions into promotional segments, including an advertisement for SeatGeek, where Jason humorously incorporates the sponsor into the conversation.

Jason [08:54]: "Guys, I need to tell you guys about SeatGeek... Get your fucking ass up."

Additionally, they discuss popular reality TV shows like "Love Island," comparing it to similar formats and speculating on the nature of relationships formed on such shows.

Jason [40:40]: "I can't imagine that it takes a very specific person to be able to be on that show."

5. Listener Stories and Personal Experiences

A listener named Katherine Hogle shares a personal story about unexpected and uncomfortable experiences while being distracted by YouTube vlogs. The hosts react with a mix of disbelief and amusement.

Katherine Hogle [34:53]: "When I went back into the room, my friend was butt ass naked under the covers. And that's when I knew they did it in the room with me."

6. Financial Discussions and Workplace Dynamics

The trio engages in a candid discussion about financial philosophies, credit card usage, and the dynamics of managing wealth. David shares his unique approach to credit card points, while Jason humorously downplays his own spending habits.

Jason [43:28]: "For some reason, I always say this. I lean way wealthier on."

They also touch upon workplace management and the challenges of hiring, with Natalie advocating for additional support.

Natalie [50:27]: "Project managers assemble."

7. Upcoming Plans and Future Episodes

As the episode draws to a close, Jason teases upcoming content related to their ongoing adventures in Bangkok, hinting at potential collaborations and further travel stories.

Jason [51:06]: "Next podcast will be from Bangkok still. And maybe the podcast after. We're going to see if we can get Zayn on Ilon."

Notable Quotes

• David [00:01]: "On WhatsApp, no one can see or hear your personal messages... your personal messages stay between you, your friends, and your family."
• Jason [02:16]: "Here's what people don't know. Gay's okay. Here's what people don't. It's the last time I'm gonna say it."
• Jason [08:54]: "Guys, I need to tell you guys about SeatGeek... Get your fucking ass up."
• Jason [43:28]: "For some reason, I always say this. I lean way wealthier on."
• Jason [51:06]: "Next podcast will be from Bangkok still. And maybe the podcast after. We're going to see if we can get Zayn on Ilon."

Conclusion

In this episode of VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash, the hosts navigate a blend of personal disclosures, humorous travel mishaps, candid financial talks, and engaging discussions on sexuality and reality TV. Their dynamic interplay offers listeners an authentic glimpse into their lives, enriched with laughter, introspection, and relatable anecdotes.

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Note: This summary captures the essence of the episode by highlighting key discussions and notable moments, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the podcast.

Transcript

[David]

On WhatsApp, no one can see or hear your personal messages. Whether it's a voice call message or sending a password to WhatsApp, it's all just this. So whether you're sharing the streaming password in the family chat or trading those late night voice messages that could basically become a podcast, your personal messages stay between you, your friends and your family. No one else, not even us. WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

I don't know if I'm gay or not. I still don't know.

[Jason]

That's why we're here.

[Natalie]

Is that why we picked it?

[Jason]

Yeah, we picked Bangkok for a reason.

[David]

David can live out his dreams.

[Natalie]

I guess what Wyatt was saying, Wyatt was like, well, maybe he is gay. And.

[Jason]

Wait, what?

[David]

You and your Wyatt are talking.

[Jason]

Wait, you and your son talk about whether or not I'm gay?

[Natalie]

What's weird about Wyatt is he's 19 now and he likes. He's like. He's like one of us. He's funny. You know what I mean?

[Jason]

Yeah, right?

[Natalie]

He is. He's really funny. And he was saying, not as funny as me. No, not as funny as you, but.

[Jason]

Oh, good, good.

[Natalie]

But. But he was saying, he's like, well, what if he is gay? And I was like, well, if he is. Because then Charlie jumped in.

[Jason]

Wait, what?

[Natalie]

My mom was on the line. We had a whole Nash conference about your sexuality. He was pitching me an idea, and then for Bangkok, and then Charlie jumped in and she was like, well, what if David is gay? That's not very nice. And then what?

[Jason]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I do lean on the feminine side. Have you ever thought I was gay? Like fully? Like, like you fully convinced?

[Natalie]

No. No, I don't think you're gay.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Natalie]

And if you are, that's great, but I just don't. You don't have.

[Jason]

Come on. It's 20. Do you know it's 20, 25. Can we stop? When we bring up being gay, can people stop going, it's fine if you are. We all know it's fine. The thing about David, I hate when people say that. I hate it.

[Natalie]

Here's what people don't know.

[Jason]

Gay's okay. Here's what people don't. It's the last time I'm gonna say it. And from now on, people should just know. Nobody has to bring up the word gay. And then all of a sudden go, it's totally okay. We support you.

[Natalie]

Well, I have to. Cause I'm older. Because people assume I'm racist.

[Jason]

Okay, okay.

[Natalie]

Cause of my haircut.

[Jason]

Well, that's different.

[Natalie]

And how white I am. But I married a brown woman because I want that stated for the record.

[Jason]

Okay, well, that may make you more racist the way you're describing it.

[Natalie]

I didn't realize she was brown until after we were married.

[Jason]

Yes, that is true.

[David]

She said that to me.

[Jason]

You are nearsighted.

[Natalie]

She goes, no. She was like, you know, brown people like us. And I was like, wait a minute. I was like, oh, yeah.

[Jason]

Wait. Well, you also are brown yourself.

[Natalie]

I'm brown, too. I'm a quarter brown, too.

[Jason]

You just found out I'm Arab? Is this true?

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took a DNA test.

[Jason]

You found out you're 30% Arab?

[Natalie]

It was, yeah. 25. 26%.

[Jason]

You rounded up on the phone.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I took it up a little bit. Bumped it up a little. Wow, 26%, habibi.

[Jason]

That's a big deal.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Was she thrilled?

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah. When I go visit them in Houston, they, like. In Houston, they were already talking it up. They were like, you're Lebanese. You're Lebanese, right? That's like the first thing they say. And they went to a funeral, a Muslim funeral. And I was like. Which was crazy. And I was like, he actually kind.

[Jason]

Of do look Arab right now, doesn't he? Like, he looks a little Middle Eastern.

[Natalie]

Me, I'm so white.

[Jason]

I think ever since you. I don't know. I wish people could. Yes.

[Natalie]

David just really wants me to play Osama bin Laden in the sketch.

[Jason]

I wrote a really. I wrote a really good verse. Yeah. I've had a weird obsession with Osama bin Laden. I was sleeping. I wrote this at 4am Because I woke up to this. Ready? This is if I. I like to write down verses if I ever start a rap career.

[Natalie]

Parody songs.

[Jason]

No, this is just real straight.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

This is like if I need to spit shit like Eminem.

[David]

What?

[Jason]

You don't know? I do this.

[David]

I thought you just.

[Jason]

I never want to share them because I am saving them for whatever.

[Natalie]

Saving them for what?

[Jason]

For, like, if I ever do pursue rap. I mean, fucking. What all creative people do stupid things. I assume one day I'll have some like a oneoff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Natalie]

Not a full.

[Jason]

Well, this. I don't know how I'm going to say it, but it's. You used to stay. You used to stay plotting. But I'm not scared of you anymore. You a has been Laden.

[Natalie]

Ah, you used to say plotting.

[Jason]

That's pretty good now.

[Natalie]

Has been lotted.

[Jason]

You a has been.

[Natalie]

Yeah, Laden. Yeah, yeah.

[David]

Your has been an also terrorist.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Plotting, plotting. Yeah. Like you used to terrorize me. Yeah, but that's in the past.

[David]

I like that. Let's get a little double entendre thing.

[Jason]

That's. That's. That's what rap is about.

[Natalie]

This is your diss track for your bus bully when you were 14.

[Jason]

Yeah. The Russian boys. The Russian boys that called me Justin Bieber. The most menacing words anybody could say.

[Natalie]

Used to call me Bieber. Now you're a Belieber. See me up on the screen.

[Jason]

Holy shit. Like, damn, you're cooking.

[Natalie]

I got a fever.

[Jason]

Well, yeah, that's a good. That's a good verse I came up with. I don't know if that offends you.

[Natalie]

No. But the thing is, if you were. The thing about David, I think is if he was gay, if you really know him, his personality, you would come out by now.

[Jason]

It's cause I'm. Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

You know what I mean? You just wouldn't live like that.

[Jason]

I mean. Yeah. No, I mean, I don't know the process of coming out and how difficult it could be. I start crying. But yeah, I think I would have. Also. I do lean, like, pretty feminine. So, like, just like, with, like, my choices, I have a fem. Like, I have a feminine walk. I think the way, like, my legs are connected. Yeah.

[David]

Like, that's like the most feminine thing about you.

[Jason]

What is the most feminine thing about me if not my walk? I feel like I walk kind of weird. Mmm. Like, the way my legs are, like, combined, like, to my ass are really. No.

[David]

Well, it's just because you're carrying a.

[Jason]

Lot back there, big ass.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I brought my hemorrhoid cream to Bangkok. This brings me up. And I haven't had any hemorrhoid issues since the hemorrhoid episode.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Where Reggie stared into my asshole. By the way, that's so gonna win a Golden Globe. I'm getting so much feedback on it. I already know it. And I haven't had any pain there but until last night, we were riding one of those tuk tuks in Bangkok. It's like, literally, like a little car where, like, this guy's speeding through the streets like 100 miles per hour. We weaving in between traffic. And then my pain came back. So I got to the hotel room, and I was going to apply the hemorrhoid cream. And what you have to do, you have to put it on your finger and to spread it around in your butt. It's so gross.

[David]

Like into your butthole, inside of it, or you just stick your finger in your butt?

[Jason]

Yes.

[Natalie]

Did you call one of the workers here to help?

[Jason]

No, no, no. I called Natalie. She was asleep because it was really late.

[Natalie]

Oh, is that why there was a text, meet me outside? I was going to bring that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have it. It says. Wait a minute.

[Jason]

It was meet me outside. Please hurry about the bust.

[Natalie]

Yeah. What is that? Well, 4:30am Where y' all at? Natalie coming. David, hurry up. I'm gonna buzzy. And then he corrects it with bust. Natalie says, lol, I'm right.

[Jason]

Where?

[Natalie]

On the stairs?

[Jason]

Yeah, I saw that. I saw that this morning, too. I don't know where those texts are from.

[Natalie]

They're from you at 4:30am Where?

[Jason]

But it's not. Cause Natalie wasn't responding. It's not. It's not.

[Natalie]

Are you guys hooking up? Because there's a.

[David]

There's a text. What are you talking about?

[Jason]

No, I saw that this morning, too. Like, I texted last night, and you responded, and it was me saying, hurry, I' to bust you making.

[David]

What are you saying you saw? Wait, where? In what group text?

[Jason]

It's me, you, and Jason in the.

[Natalie]

David, Jason, Natalie group text. You guys convince me of it. You're like, no, Jay, those just don't exist.

[Jason]

I said, where are y' all at 4:30 in the morning?

[David]

Wait, what the Is this? Were we, like, sleep texting?

[Jason]

No, no, sorry. This is cut. This is yesterday. You cut this out. This is when. This is when we were going to our airport. This is the airport.

[Natalie]

I swear to God. It says yesterday.

[Jason]

Yes, it is yesterday. Okay, this is when we were at.

[David]

The airport at 4:30 in the morning yesterday.

[Jason]

And I had to pee, and I was wa for you guys at the gate, and I said, hurry. I'm about to bus. You can cut it out or keep it in if you find this interesting. The hurry about the bus. Tobacco.

[Natalie]

Swear to God. I thought you guys were, like, up at 4:30am like, around. I didn't think you were hooking up.

[Jason]

You thought I was texting at 4:30 in the morning? Like I'm about to come. You better hurry.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Oh my God, Jay. Yeah, it says yesterday, but that's when we were at the airport. I was holding down the gate and all your stuff was there. So can someone please come switch me out because I have to pee. Guys, since we're in Bangkok, I have to look for some tickets for some ladyboy shows. And you know what I'm going to be using.

[Natalie]

Those are not on there.

[Jason]

No. Okay. That's the one thing that Siki maybe doesn't have.

[Natalie]

Everything, but.

[Jason]

But they have everything. Any concert you can imagine. Bad Bunny, Katy Perry, Morgan Wan, Tate, McCrae, Lumineers. Everything. Everything you can imagine. Except maybe.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

Are the ping pong shows on there?

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Can't go to the ping pong show.

[Jason]

No ping pong shows.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

You know why I love SeatGeek?

[Jason]

Why?

[Natalie]

They put my kids through college.

[Jason]

Amen. Thank you, seatgeek. Anyway, hemp cream last night, applying it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And you have to put on your finger and then put it in your ass. I put a big, big, big dollop of it on my finger and I'm like applying it. It feels so weird applying it. I'm like, this is so bizarre. I'm like talking myself through it because I'm like bent over in the mirror. And it takes me, like, 15 seconds, and then. And then I bring my finger up and it's still on my finger. I use the wrong finger. So for, like, 15 seconds. Really funny. Just straight up, just rubbing myself. Yeah.

[David]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

Really gross.

[Natalie]

Because you were, like, kind of tired. We're all tired.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it is. You're like a weird zombie state.

[Jason]

No, totally. So, yeah, I rubbed the cream into my butt with the wrong finger and then I had to go back for seconds, I guess.

[Natalie]

Nimmy made me a bath last night.

[David]

Really insane.

[Jason]

What?

[Natalie]

Yeah, she's like. She's like, do you want a bath? And I was like, no. I said no, like, five times, and she did it anyway.

[Jason]

That's the best I've had. I've had a. Like a girl I used to talk to.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Make me a bath.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

Oh, my God. Why are you laughing?

[Natalie]

You feel like a king.

[David]

I just. I don't know. You talking to women just, like, makes me, like. I can't. You say these things, like you see scenarios, and I'm like, I don't believe. I don't know why.

[Jason]

What do you mean you don't believe me? You know that I've kissed girls.

[David]

I know, and it's still.

[Jason]

I don't believe you. What are you talking about? You're so jealous that you can't. You can't imagine a world where that's true.

[David]

No, no, no, no. First of all, that is so far from the truth. Second of all, no, it's. It's just like. It's. You, like, having sexual experiences, like, just does not compute in my brain.

[Jason]

What does that mean? Ask me anything about my sexuality and what I've done.

[David]

I think, honestly, one of the first times that I saw you, like, actually kiss a girl was when we were, like, when you kissed that girl in the vlog, like, for the first.

[Jason]

Yes, yes, yes.

[David]

First video. Like, otherwise, I've never seen David, like, we go out all the time. I know, I know. You obviously interact with women and, like.

[Jason]

Women I've kissed plenty.

[David]

I don't. Like, I've never. I've never. Cause you're very. You know, obviously you're not, like, out in public, just, like, making out and doing stuff or whatever.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah.

[David]

Like, it's. I just. I never see it.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but it goes. It goes both ways, too, because in the last podcast, you, like, flipped out when she was talking about how she shaves her pubic hair.

[Jason]

What?

[Natalie]

Yeah, you got. You got. You got really weird.

[Jason]

Wait, what do you Mean, she was.

[Natalie]

Talking about her pubic hair.

[Jason]

No, I remember that.

[David]

What is saying pubic hair?

[Natalie]

I'm saying it goes both ways.

[Jason]

What does this have to do about her pubies?

[Natalie]

You don't. You don't. You don't see her that way either, sometimes.

[David]

Oh, I just, like, can.

[Jason]

No, it's different.

[Natalie]

So you do see her that way.

[Jason]

Why?

[Natalie]

Pervert. By the way, you can't get rid of perverts. It's all over the comments.

[Jason]

And it's fucking. Sometimes I'll wake up and it'll be like, hey, pervert. And I'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it'll be somebody talking about the podcast.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

We have to get rid of that. Please, guys, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[David]

Wait, hold on.

[Jason]

Don't do that for me.

[David]

I was. I was in the middle of it.

[Jason]

I know, but Jason sidetracked us and brought up the perfect thing. Guys, please. Drop the pervert thing. Call yourself the cucumbers. Anything else? Cucumbers. Hey, Cucumbers here. Or cucumbers make it even more adorable. All right, go.

[David]

Yeah. I just can't, like, when it comes to you, like, you holding a woman because you're so. Because also because I'm in. What? Sorry.

[Jason]

There you go.

[David]

Because I'm in a position where, like.

[Natalie]

What do you mean?

[Jason]

Holding a woman? Like, just, like, in, like, cuddling.

[David]

No. Cuddling. No, no. So I'm in. Like, our relationship is very much so. Like, I take care of you. Like, you're, like, almost like my. I mean, like my brother, but like my son. Also.

[Jason]

It's also, like, kinda gotta take care of you.

[David]

No.

[Jason]

Okay. Whatever.

[Natalie]

Financially.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[David]

Financially, I actually make him the money. But, yes, I do commit.

[Jason]

Whoa, dude. Look at her. She loves this. Feisty.

[Natalie]

Nat, I will say, if I could take your job for a day, I would love to see how many brand deals I could get from David, too.

[David]

I would love to see you try.

[Jason]

Ro. Roasted.

[David]

I actually make him a lot of.

[Jason]

Money from St. Tropez. My boat. Okay.

[Natalie]

I know. You do a good job, Nat.

[Jason]

Very nice, Jay.

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[Jason]

Okay, regardless, finish your thought because.

[David]

Oh. Because. Okay. So I'm very, you know, I'm very much in this position where I'm, like, looking at, like, I take care of you. So to see and I don't look at you and be like. Like, I don't know. I just like, you hold it like, you even having your arm around a girl, I'd be like, what? Like, you showing effect. Also, you're kind of addicted to me, so I don't really like, you know, like, showing affection. Like, I just don't. I can't see it.

[Jason]

Okay.

[David]

You making out with somebody, like, you put, like, putting your hands in, like, some girl in a girl's pants, like, freaks out.

[Jason]

That's fucking weird.

[David]

I know.

[Natalie]

Weird. I know.

[Jason]

Putting a. You don't crazy like that.

[David]

You. You touching a girl's boobs.

[Jason]

That's easier. Yeah, that's easier. But don't say putting your hands down a girl's pants.

[David]

I didn't want to be like, fingering a girl.

[Jason]

Yeah, I know. But down the pants is weird. It's just like.

[David]

Okay. Sorry.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So is fingering a girl.

[Jason]

Yeah. No more. You guys are fucking. You guys have been really weird lately.

[David]

You having sex with somebody. I'm just.

[Jason]

Dude, shut up. Shut up. We've literally had enough.

[David]

Why?

[Jason]

Because we're perfect.

[Natalie]

You're the one that doesn't know which finger the fucking hemorrhoid cream is on. That's.

[Jason]

I don't have good control of my fingers. And it felt so good when I was using my middle finger that I didn't know is on my index. Okay. Sorry. What? Natalie.

[David]

Which is funny because you are actually, like, you're a very, like, sexual person.

[Jason]

Thank you.

[David]

But yeah, exactly. Like, in that way where I don't take you seriously because.

[Jason]

Oh, like, I'm a little pervert. Fuck perverts is back. I'm a listener of the pod.

[David]

Am I making sense? Does that make sense?

[Jason]

No. No.

[Natalie]

I guess so. I guess you just see him like a brother.

[Jason]

I mean, it's literally. I think the easiest thing is that you're, you're like, you're using a lot of words to just describe. We're just close friends.

[David]

I think it's like, no, but I can see. I can see Ilya doing stuff I can't. I can see.

[Jason]

Ilya's a fucking ape dude. Like that. All he thinks about is sex, fucking and like that motion and just grunting. Like, that's literally all Ilya is. Like, he's built on two things. It's fast cars and big boobs. That's like how his brain operates.

[Natalie]

I was watching his phone on the plane and it was so funny. I'd look over, it'd be some guy fucking eating protein. Then I'd take like a five minute break, I'd look over, it'd be a car.

[Jason]

No, people send me. He doesn't know. I mean, now he knows and he still doesn't care. But he doesn't know that his like likes on Instagram are public. So like when he likes things, everyone sees it. And then they'll DM it to me. They'll be like, yo, why is your, why is your boy who owns a fitness company liking this shit? And it'll be like, the last thing they sent me was a gorilla with boobs. Like, like straight up, like boobs, penis out too, right? There was another one where there's like a gorilla with a penis out. And it's all like bestiality and the weirdest fucking things and he's like publicly liking them. I'm like, keep this shit to yourself, you fucking weirdo. But yeah, no, he's.

[Natalie]

Oh, we're even by the way. Cause you walked out of the movie yesterday.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, there's a lot to say about the movie. So we're in Bangkok, right? So first off, the first experience Jason had here with money was quite funny because you were at the store.

[Natalie]

We went to the store and Naveen wanted to buy an energy drink. And so we went up to buy it and we needed to spend 200 Baht to use the credit card, right? Because we didn't have cash. And then so she was like, she was like, you have to spend more. You have to spend more.

[Jason]

How much is 200 baht in us?

[Natalie]

It's like $5.

[Jason]

OK.

[Natalie]

So it's like, okay. And we just kept putting things in.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And she'd be like 87 baht. And I'd be like, okay, here's a chocolate bar. She'd be like 96 baht. And then we got all this shit for $5. Like three energy drinks.

[Jason]

Yeah, no, no, they came back with like a grocery bag. I think I was so confused because I was like, I didn't even know Jason snacks like this. But it was. Yeah, just to hit the five dollars.

[Natalie]

Just to hit the five bucks. So she.

[Jason]

That's another funny joke in Hangover. I think that was my funniest joke. Bradley Cooper gets shot and he like comes back from the hospital. He's like, I just got stitches. It was $6. How's that even possible? Yeah, so your money goes further here, but then on the other side, for some reason, Jason started fucking flipping out. Last night we got. We were at the mall. There's like a seven story mall here, which is crazy, like, terrifying. Like you're going up the escalators and you could. There's no guardrails or anything. It freaks me out. It's like, gives you like straight up vertigo. Seven floors and anyway, at the top there's a movie theater. And this was like, we didn't have any energy left. So I was like, let's go see a movie. It was like 6pm Jurassic World was playing and none of us, none of our credit cards worked except Jason's like the whole day and we wanted to go buy these tickets to the movie. So he like, put up a big fuss about spending money for this movie theater.

[Natalie]

Like, I just think it's crazy to be in Thailand and go see a movie.

[Jason]

That's what he was saying. But it was very obvious that it was because he didn't want to pay for the movie.

[Natalie]

That is just not true. That is just not true. I'm glad to pay for the movie.

[Jason]

No, because then you. Hold on. Then you finally were okay with it. And then we got in and then everyone wanted popcorn and like the collector items for the. Because now we were. We were onto the fact that Jason didn't want to spend money. So Ilya is ordering like the Jurassic World popcorn bucket that comes with like a see through dinosaur container and like all that stuff.

[Natalie]

He ordered a straight up dinosaur statue. Just a plastic dinosaur. I know I'm not paying for this.

[Jason]

But you were panicking Jay. And Jay was like, why are we even seeing a movie? Why are we seeing a movie? And like, it just made us want to spend more. Even though we're going to spend, we're going to spend or we're going to give the money back to Jay. Like, no, you're not. Well, I'm not, but I know Ilya.

[Natalie]

Will, why don't you guys have money or debit cards?

[Jason]

I mean, I don't know.

[Natalie]

The issue was you. They won't take an Amex.

[David]

We all have amex. My debit cards, like, don't work.

[Natalie]

I don't know why.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

What about yours?

[Jason]

Every time I'm in. Well, I don't have.

[David]

He doesn't have any.

[Jason]

I don't have.

[Natalie]

And what about Iliad?

[Jason]

He only has an Amex. I don't carry a credit card with me ever.

[Natalie]

I don't.

[Jason]

I don't. Any piece of card. Like, I don't have anything physical. That's a card. No id, Right.

[Natalie]

Why not?

[Jason]

I don't know. Cuz I always just lose it. And I know that's like no excuse. That just makes me actually sound dumber. But yeah, so I just have Amex, which is horrible in different countries.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Cuz like, I can't tell you how many times I've been in a car and the taxi's done or whatever. And then they asked for payment and they don't take Amex and they want cash and they're screaming at me, YouTube. And then I have to. Yeah, really? I'm like, can I just plug you on Instagram, shout you out?

[Natalie]

No, but then. Then you bought eight tickets and there's only six of us.

[Jason]

Yeah. Because I'm so.

[Natalie]

So I paid for eight. And here's the funny part of it.

[Jason]

Because I'm so accustomed to buying eight tickets back home. Because every time we have movie night, group chat, and there's eight of us in the group chat. So anytime a new movie comes out, I automatically buy eight tickets for the gang. I don't care who's coming. I buy the eight tickets and I set them in the group chat. I go, this is for. This is for this weekend. So when I was buying them off your credit card, I literally selected eight seats, not even thinking that there were six of us.

[Natalie]

Right. And then the other part of it was.

[David]

Which makes no sense, by the way.

[Jason]

I know, it makes no sense.

[Natalie]

You're like. You're like forcing us to go to this movie. Which is fine. Natalie wants to go home. Naveen wants to go home. And so then I'm like, all right, I'll go check.

[Jason]

No, Naveen wanted to see Jurassic World.

[David]

No, she.

[Natalie]

Then she started to fade. She did.

[Jason]

No, I started to fade too because I was sitting next to Natalie.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And she was like passing out and.

[Natalie]

It was, wait, wait, wait. And then this is the funny part to me was you finally take Us into this VIP theater and it's fucking amazing.

[David]

Incredible.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Like it's way better than I pick back home.

[Jason]

Yeah, no, it's incredible.

[Natalie]

I start to watch Jurassic park, which I hate. And I'm loving it. I think. I thought it was so good. So then Namit and I were like, this is great. And then we wanted to leave.

[Jason]

No, the theater was so wild. So it's like three floors of a theater. This is what, this is what's so crazy. To me, the worst theaters in the world are in Los Angeles. Like the capital of movies has the shittiest movie theaters. Oh, I mean, come on.

[Natalie]

Is that true?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

What are you talking about?

[Natalie]

Really? I mean, I don't know. Where is it better?

[Jason]

Everywhere.

[David]

What do you mean?

[Natalie]

New York, Chicago.

[Jason]

No, fuck you, Jay.

[Natalie]

No, I'm trying to think, is it that much better?

[Jason]

Natalie said this walking out, she's like, why on earth does every place do theaters better than Los Angeles? And my hypothesis is because Los Angeles doesn't give a fuck about movies. Because I think it's just, it's just like a business there. Do you know what I mean?

[Natalie]

Right. And that's kind of true.

[Jason]

That's. That's like my whole thing. It's like, it's very. Yeah, it's like glorified elsewhere. Like even, like, even you go to a premiere in la, it's nothing.

[Natalie]

You know, it's funny too. Like for, for stand up comedians, they can't really play Los Angeles, but they can play like the oc.

[Jason]

Of course.

[Natalie]

It's so interesting. Everybody's. Is that because everybody's too cool?

[Jason]

No, LA is just like. There's so many people are so overstimulated.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I've always heard from musicians that LA crowds are the worst.

[Natalie]

That's so interesting.

[Jason]

And that's because half of them are the musicians friends, right? So they're not freaking out. And then the other half just have to see celebrities on the day to day basis. But it sucks. Like if I'm. If I'm like a kid from fucking Greece and I'm coming to Hollywood, right? Like I expect the movie theater to be like fucking full on Hollywood. But it sucks.

[Natalie]

This was the best movie theater I've ever been to.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So why. This was great. It was like three, four stories. I don't even know. And there was like five different layers of tickets. You know, you can IMAX, you can 4X, you can get some sort of laser. Then you can get VIP lounges. There was VIP Lounge 1, VIP Lounge 2. We have VIP Lounge 1. I didn't know what that meant. And then we were in the lobby, like, ordering. There's one lobby where you can order drinks. Then you go upstairs is another lobby where you can order like Diet Cokes and you can order your candies and everything here. Beer, anything you want.

[Natalie]

They had brownies out.

[Jason]

Yeah, and. And yeah, they had free treats too. And. And, and that part was out of Diet Pepsi's. So we kind of missed the first five to ten minutes trying to talk to the people that were working there.

[David]

It's very important to the movie experience, the Diet Pepsi.

[Jason]

No, it was because I was panicking. I said when the Diet Pepsi machine was broken.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, you did say.

[Jason]

That's where I called it.

[David]

It's like, let's go. This place is fucked.

[Jason]

So I was like, I'm out.

[Natalie]

I'm so pissed. And then I was like, let's get the money back for the tickets. Dave was like, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not asking for the money back. I'm like, why not?

[Jason]

I just think it's rude.

[Natalie]

That is not rude.

[Jason]

It's fine, whatever.

[Natalie]

That is not.

[Jason]

The Diet Pepsis weren't available. So I'm like, we're heading out of here, whatever. But I'm like, let's just go see the movie because I want to see what it looks like, right? So I walked in to the lounge one, and before you hit the theater, these doors open where you think you're going into the theater, but it's another private, like, dining room basically just for the people that are seeing a movie on that screen. And guess what? All the Diet Pepsi's there, you can imagine. And they bring it right to your seat and they bring you extra waters for free. And then they have catering set up so you can come out during the movie. Take cinnamon rolls, cookies, brownies. Like they have like beer set up and you could just grab it and go back to your seat. There's nobody even there that you have to, like, interact with. And like, like it's just there set up for you. So genuinely, I have no idea how much you paid for that ticket, but it was probably a fucking shit ton of money because that lounge was nice. I'll check. Nah, don't.

[Natalie]

No, I will.

[Jason]

But no, no, no. It was amazing. So so far, the Bangkok experience is quite a cr. We haven't gone out yet. Tonight's the night we go out, which I'm like, really, really looking forward to. We got connected with this guy who owns some clubs here so that's gonna be fun and. But yeah, have you ever spotted McDonald's hot crispy fries right as they're being scooped into the carton? And time just stands still.

[Natalie]

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[David]

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[David]

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[Jason]

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[Natalie]

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[Jason]

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[Jason]

I had breakfast this morning, Jay.

[Natalie]

How was it?

[Jason]

Horrible. I fucking hate.

[Natalie]

What? It was so good.

[Jason]

Well, I hate breakfast.

[Natalie]

But you like, why do you hate breakfast?

[Jason]

Because it's like what am I, what am I doing up at nine in the morning eating cake? Basically.

[Natalie]

You're supposed to have like protein, have like an omelette and salmon.

[Jason]

I know, but dude, they have all you can eat here. They have every fruit you can imagine.

[Natalie]

Well then I would hate it too.

[David]

Pastries were incredible.

[Natalie]

They were incredible.

[Jason]

Half of my calories are. I think I probably had like what, 1500 calories.

[David]

You think?

[Jason]

Yes. Natalie.

[David]

Oh my God, what did I have?

[Jason]

You probably had like 750 to like a thousand.

[Natalie]

What'd you guys have?

[Jason]

Well, they had like these croissants filled with fucking sausage.

[Natalie]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Jason]

They had chocolate croissants.

[David]

So good.

[Jason]

And all the fruit is cut up into like the craziest shapes. Like shapes that don't even exist in the us. Like the pineapples cut like Christmas trees. Like, like the fucking watermelons cut like ruffles. Like everything is cut like, like in the most incredible way. And I love the waiters in like different countries because they'll come over. I mean, every three minutes they come over like you take a sip of your water and they're like already filling up your water. But when they ask you for something, it's so great because they like, they stare, they get really close to you and they're like, they open up their, like they're, they're really wide eyed and they go, anything else? And then they like hang on to every word you say. Yeah, they're like, they're like really locking it in and they turn around and they go grab it.

[Natalie]

Bro. A guy came up to me today and asked me if I wanted a to go box when I leave on Tuesday.

[Jason]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

Go box for what?

[Natalie]

He's like, he's like, when you leave in the morning on Tuesday at 9:00am, he's like, would you like me to prepare a to go box of food for you?

[Jason]

Yeah, that's like in four days. And he's already thinking, he's already thinking about it. And have you noticed how many people know your name?

[Natalie]

Yes, people know my name. Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

It's crazy.

[Jason]

I walk around, Good morning, David. Yeah, how's the breakfast day? I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

[Natalie]

Yesterday Ilya asked one of the waiters about ladyboys.

[Jason]

What are you saying?

[Natalie]

He was just like, he was trying to, he was trying to ask like if it's offensive to say that. Right? And, but the guy was clearly took it like, oh, this guy came here for the lady boys and he was.

[Jason]

Just telling him where to go.

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Like how many people do you think, how many people do you think come here just for the lady boys?

[David]

I think a lot, Probably a lot. I mean, I don't know Bangkok. I don't know anything about Bangkok other than partying and ladyboys. Like those are the only two things that I know really about Bangkok.

[Jason]

Right?

[David]

So I feel like there's a lot.

[Jason]

Of people on the same page. I'm really worried because when I'm drunk.

[David]

Like, yeah, I'm scared for you.

[Jason]

Like when I'm drunk.

[Natalie]

Like what happens when you're drunk?

[Jason]

Well, these women I see are beautiful, right? Or men, women, I don't know what they're referred to as, but like they're so like, I've seen a lot of tiktoks where it's like this beautiful woman from Bangkok is peeing in a urinal. But like she's fucking gorgeous, like half a beer in and I'm like, I gotta get this woman's number so that.

[Natalie]

You'Re around beautiful women all the time in la. Yeah, but, yeah, but not with penises.

[Jason]

Yeah, but this is right up my alley. No, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a little nervous. But I also know that I think it'll be fine.

[Natalie]

What are we doing today?

[Jason]

Today we're gonna go see some monkeys.

[Natalie]

We're doing the monkeys today, I think.

[Jason]

I don't know. That's great. Natalie's got our itinerary planned. I'm just following.

[David]

We're gonna go to the market, the train market, where they, like, the train runs through and, like, everybody has to pack up their stuff and then put it back out. I don't know. We've seen. David's seen TikToks about it and has not shut up about this market for, like, months.

[Jason]

When we went to go on the seven Wonder strip, the one place I wanted to go to was the train market, where it's like a. Like the train basically almost. Almost runs over all the food, but, like, it's just high enough off the tracks where the food that don't move kind of slides right under the train.

[Natalie]

What?

[Jason]

It's like the train runs through an alleyway. You've definitely seen it. I think there's. I think the more common one is in Vietnam, but I think there's one here. I'm hoping that it's just as tight as it is in Vietnam.

[Natalie]

Why are they selling on train tracks? Is there no space?

[David]

They're selling along the train tracks.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah. When the train comes, they just move. It makes.

[David]

The train is just, like, in an alleyway that they happen to be selling stuff. It just happens to run through that. So when it does run through, they have to pack up the stuff, push it to the side as much as they can.

[Natalie]

Does it come through fast?

[Jason]

No.

[David]

Really slow?

[Jason]

No, no, it comes through slow, but it's still a fucking train. I saw a video today, and I don't know what. Oh, I got a funny DM, too. I got to read that. But I saw a video today. Do. Do. First of all, do people. Do Amish people have people to defend them on the Internet? Like, do you know what I mean? Like. Like, I was talking to Jay about. I was like. Like, like everybody. There's. Everybody has a voice on the Internet.

[Natalie]

Is there an Amish Reddit thread? Is your question?

[Jason]

Is there a Amish community? Like, if you.

[David]

Content creator.

[Jason]

No. Like, if you make fun of the Amish, like, will somebody, you know.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Like, you make fun of Slovak people. Well, there's gonna be Slovaks in the comments.

[Natalie]

There's ex. They're ex Amish, obviously.

[Jason]

Okay, but won't they also be like, yeah, haha. Anyway, I saw this video and there was this guy, this guy going up to Amish people telling them that like, like he was like giving them extra money. He's like, here, you'll need this just for when the zombies come. And he's, he's convincing the, the Amish people that there's a zombie apocalypse. And they're like, what? And he's like, just take the extra money if what's up Once the zombies reach the area. And he's like buying extra fruit from the Amish people because he's like, he's bunkering up for this. And I think that's really funny. But all the comments were like, I can't believe this is legal because it is kind of serious. There's nobody there. Yeah, the Amish, I don't know. The Amish people are so interesting to me. If we ever make, ever make videos, we have to go make something with an Amish person. That's like one of my goals. Okay, here. So this is a DM I got this morning, actually. Hi David. Big fan here since day one. You always have hilarious stories on the podcast and I want to reach out with a story to see if it would make the podcast. When I was in high school, my best friend, my friend made me go to her boyfriend's house when I was her ride. At the time he was home alone, but his older brother had friends over for a party. My friend and her boyfriend, we were all friends but didn't know those people because he was older. So we hung out in his room while there was a party going on. And my friend's boyfriend had this huge PC computer with headset. These headsets were totally noise canceling and I couldn't hear anything when playing a video. So I went onto YouTube and of course looked up the vlogs. Turns out the whole time they were planning this so they could do the nasty in the bed without kicking me out. Gross, right? But they knew how much I love the videos and knew I wouldn't look up from the computer for a while. So I was in the middle of one of the videos and I see my peripheral vision, the boyfriend coming back with a towel. Super innocent. Then too, I was like, what the fuck did they spill? So I. So then. But when I went back into the room, my friend was butt ass naked under the covers. And that's when I knew they did it in the room with me. We never talked again after that. I was totally disgusted and mad, but just wanted to share as I think the story is funny with how the videos were able to distract me from everything going on. If you share, please do it anonymously. Thank you, Katherine Hogle.

[Natalie]

Now I can only reach climax hearing David's laugh.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's really funny. Okay, so when I first read that story for. For some reason I thought her best friend was fucking her boyfriend while she was listening to the pot while she's watching the videos. And I was like, that's insane. That's still funny though. Okay, that's nice that they put headphones on you but in the same rooms. Really fucking weird.

[David]

Oh yeah. Cuz obviously you guys know.

[Jason]

You've had the same experience. Well, no, someone put the vlogs.

[David]

No, not the vlogs. I mean, I've. I think. Well, okay, so you know Love island goes on right now. That's like the big show that's on tv.

[Natalie]

Sure.

[Jason]

I'm so bummed that I'm not like caught up to it because everyone talks about it.

[David]

Oh yeah. Cuz it's all over TikTok.

[Jason]

Wait, what do you mean?

[David]

Actually you would watch it?

[Jason]

Yeah, I watched the one with Sab and Kayla 7.

[David]

Kayla?

[Jason]

Yeah, Kayla Richard and Seb.

[David]

Is that she was on Love Island?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Oh, really?

[Jason]

Yeah. What are you talking about?

[David]

I thought she was on a different. I thought she was on a different.

[Jason]

I think I get these so confused.

[David]

I don't think she's on Love Island.

[Jason]

Really?

[David]

Yeah, I don't.

[Jason]

I was in London and there goes your story. No, no, no. Oh, my bad. I'm gonna come back to you. I was in. I was in.

[Natalie]

Rest in peace. Natalie's story.

[Jason]

Put it right next to Jason'. No, I was. Sorry, Sorry. I just. Don't.

[David]

Please take the floor.

[Jason]

I was just. I was in London. I was hanging out with my friend who has a new boyfriend and he was great, I love her. And we were hanging out all day and I was like, where the fuck do I know this guy from? And then they kept telling me. They're like, we're hanging. We're meeting up with Seb. We're meeting up with Seb. And I was like, I don't really. I only know one Seb and it's definitely not this guy. And then we're sitting at. We're sitting at coffee, right? We're sitting at like, at like a little, what do you call it? Cafe. Sorry. Yeah, we're sitting at A. We're sitting at a Cafe at, like, 9pm we're about to go out, and someone puts me in a chokehold from the back. And the second the hands, like, touch my neck, I'm like, oh, my God, it's that Seb. And I turn around. He doesn't even say anything. I'm like, oh, my God, it's the Seb from Love Island. The one I know.

[Natalie]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

And then I turn back to my friend who's dating this guy, and I'm like, hold on. And everything starts connecting. And this guy is also from Love Island. And it also. I'm like, I watched this entire season, like, front to back, and I never do it. I was hanging out with this guy all day, and I had no idea where I knew him from. And it was from the fucking show. It's kind of crazy.

[Natalie]

You already knew Seb.

[Jason]

I knew Seb. He's so funny. And then. Yeah, and then. Yeah.

[David]

Anyway, so, well, the whole thing is, like, people. People are starting to, like, think more about, like, the behind the scenes.

[Natalie]

Go, Dave, tell us behind the scenes.

[Jason]

I have a good story about that.

[David]

But yeah, but all these, like, they're all. They all sleep in the same room. So they couple up, right? So the couples are sleeping in the bed, and there's eight beds all in one room or whatever. And obviously everybody's all, like, horned up. You're on an island, blah, blah, blah. They're obviously sleeping.

[Jason]

Oh, hold on. We're on an island.

[David]

We're not on an island.

[Jason]

I know. I was just trying to see. We were yesterday in Taiwan.

[David]

Is that okay?

[Natalie]

Hold on. I'm horny.

[Jason]

Is that why you're feeling some type of way? That's probably why I texted you. I'm about to bust at the airport. Because we were on an island. Okay, sorry I cut you off.

[David]

Anyways, but now people are just, like, talking about, like, on TikTok, like, oh.

[Jason]

Cause.

[David]

Because they'll hint at it. Like, the islanders, what they call them, the people on the show, the contestants are hinting at it and alluding to it on the show. And the producers cut it in a way, so you kind of know what they're talking about, but you also kind of don't. And so now people are on TikTok are like, oh, my God, this is what they're talking about. Like, she was this guy, and the other couple was the other bed, and they're all fucking at the same time, you know, whatever. Which is really interesting.

[Jason]

Like, all the beds are right next to Each other in one room.

[David]

They are. They're literally five feet apart.

[Jason]

It's 10 beds in one room, like twin beds.

[Natalie]

Everybody's in one room.

[David]

Everybody's in one room.

[Jason]

Everybody's.

[Natalie]

So they have sex while they're all just in front of each other?

[David]

Yeah, I think they have sex under.

[Jason]

The covers and then. And then sometimes they'll decide that they don't want to be partnered with that person.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And the week after, they'll be having sex with someone else.

[David]

Yeah. And they switch beds, they switch couples.

[Jason]

And you. Yeah. And when you're coupled up, you have to sleep with a person, which is fucking nuts to me, by the way.

[David]

Like, day one, you get coupled up, you have to go into bed and sleep with that person.

[Jason]

You know. Fucking insane that is, Jay. And then the fucking TV show wakes you up probably at like, 7:00am, and then you're, like, straight to work.

[David]

Wow.

[Jason]

I can't imagine that it takes a very specific person to be able to be on that show.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Jason]

And it is so Harry Jowsey and Seth coded. It's fucking crazy. I mean, it's like, I. I could meet. I could meet it. Like, it's very specific, the types of people that are on that show.

[Natalie]

What would you do if you're coupled up with a stranger right away and you had to sleep in the bed with them?

[Jason]

I could never.

[Natalie]

You could never do it.

[Jason]

I mean, it's. It's literally not possible. I can't sleep next to a person like. Like, honestly, six, seven dates.

[Natalie]

Am I missing out? Should I watch it? I tried to watch it once. It's so, like, it's very orchestrated.

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it did. It felt really, like, amped up.

[Jason]

Like, it was like, no, no, Jay. And they're also. They're all so horny.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And it's like, first of all, they take away your phone. So, like, you don't have any contact to the outside world. Like, you don't know what's going on. Like, I was talking to my friend who was on the show, and when he was on the show, they take your phone away, and then he's from the uk, and when he came out of the show, they're like, by the way, we have a king now. He had no idea.

[Natalie]

And your grandmother's dead.

[Jason]

He had no idea. The queen died. Queen died three weeks, like, before, and you just don't know anything. The only time I think they contact you is if there's a death in your own family.

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That's the only time they Reach out or something. And I asked them because Love Island's not the one. I still get the shows confused even though we're talking about them. But it's not the one where you're not allowed to have sex, right?

[David]

No, that's too hot to handle.

[Jason]

Right. Okay. So I was asking on Love Island, I was asking my Love island friends, I was like, are you guys, like, do you guys have sex ever on the show? And he goes, every single night I had sex. Yeah, every single night.

[David]

Which is. They're all like. It's just. There's. They're all having sex and they're sleeping five feet away from each other. Like, I think that's so crazy.

[Jason]

Wow. Yeah, it's kind of insane, but at.

[David]

The same time, like, you're all in it, you're all doing it. So, like, fuck it, you know, it's just like one big thing. But it's also just like, producers, everybody's. What? Like, there was one clip, like a couple episodes ago, and it goes live. It's live every. Every single day.

[Jason]

Every day.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I heard.

[Jason]

That's why.

[Natalie]

That's why every day too. What's up with that?

[Jason]

That's live. It's happening right now. That's why it's so. They edit it so quickly and it's.

[Natalie]

A quick turnaround and it's live or it's edited.

[David]

It's edited. It's 24 hours later.

[Jason]

But they edited 24 hours every. Every day.

[Natalie]

And can you watch a live stream too? No, no, no, no. And did they show the sex? So I mean, like over the covers.

[David]

So they. They do. They've put like post credit, like, some clips where, like, you can clearly tell somebody is, like, thrusting under the COVID which is really funny. Yeah. But it's like you are on full. Like you're fully exposed.

[Natalie]

Well, this is Charlie's favorite show, so I have to have a talk with her.

[Jason]

I guess this is your daughter's favorite show.

[Natalie]

She loves Love Island. That's why she freaked out when she saw it.

[David]

Is like the ultimate.

[Natalie]

Harry. Was Harry on Love Island?

[David]

He was on Too Hot to Watch.

[Natalie]

He was on to Watch a hand. Okay.

[David]

But similar, you know, same same kind of thing.

[Jason]

Right. Damn, that's crazy.

[David]

It's the ultimate social experiment. Like, it is actually so crazy. Like, it's just, like, allowed to happen.

[Jason]

I kind of want to be on one really bad.

[Natalie]

So you can listen to people have sex next to you.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

Yeah. What about that sounded appealing.

[Jason]

I just want to lay in that room. I don't even want to be on the show.

[David]

No, no, you'd be a good host for something like that.

[Jason]

Like, I'd love that.

[Natalie]

Yeah, you would be good for that.

[Jason]

Because I love, like, learning about things like that. So did you guys have sex? And when did you know you're gonna have sex? Yeah, I mean, it'd be the same question over and over again. Yeah. Yeah, no, I would love to do that. Well, let me know Love island if I can host one of the shows or maybe even one of the villas or whatever you guys do.

[David]

Maybe the spinoff.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Last show. Nat, everyone was mad about pto.

[David]

Oh, yeah. Okay. So David was telling me, but a.

[Natalie]

Lot of people defended you, too.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah.

[Natalie]

A lot of people said. Yeah, it's. It is a thing.

[David]

Well, it is a thing.

[Jason]

I got a bunch of. I got a bunch of dm. So Natalie said that there's a bunch of companies that offer unlimited PTO. And then I got a bunch of DMs saying, hey, middle America here, no such thing. And they were pissed. And then the next day, the tide completely changed.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And everyone was like, there actually isn't. I have unlimited pto. I was like, what the fuck?

[David]

It's definitely. It's a. It's like a new thing. I feel like that's happened over the past.

[Jason]

Regardless, don't bring this shit up, because I fucking fought tonight.

[David]

Just to be clear, I was not.

[Jason]

Giving you unlimited pto.

[David]

Shut up. I was not campaigning for unlimited pto.

[Jason]

I was campaign for it. Sweetheart, you already have it in your own little head. No, in your own twisted world, you have unlimited pto. You go wherever you want, and you enjoy your vacation time.

[Natalie]

Natalie is lying. There's no such thing as widespread unlimited pto. Also, even in the companies it exists in. But then there's other ones that are like, no, I haven't.

[David]

There is a thing, though. So both my parents. Companies have unlimited pto, but do my parents actually take unlimited pto?

[Natalie]

No.

[David]

They take, like, maybe four weeks max throughout the year. So it's like, you know, it's like there's like, a caveat. Like, obviously you can't actually go unlimited because they'll fucking fire you.

[Natalie]

And then many people saying yes to the loan, David. Many people.

[Jason]

That's crazy. I actually don't remember even seeing a single DM about that. Are you making that up?

[Natalie]

There are a lot of comments on Spotify.

[Jason]

I could have sworn you didn't even put it in the podcast. Jason asked me for a $6,000 loan. Last podcast maybe.

[Natalie]

Because it was in the end.

[Jason]

Yeah. He asked me for $6,000 loan. For what? Oh, for a movie pilot.

[Natalie]

For a pilot?

[David]

Yeah.

[Jason]

All right, I'll give it to you.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah. Wow.

[David]

That's it.

[Natalie]

Are you serious?

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Natalie]

Okay, I'll pay you back. Or if it in success, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back.

[Jason]

I know how it's.

[Natalie]

I'll pay you back, and if it's a success, I'll bring you in.

[Jason]

Oh, sick.

[Natalie]

How's that?

[Jason]

Okay, deal.

[Natalie]

Because I felt bad about the last episode because you were like, well, can I have something in return in success? And I was like, no.

[Jason]

This is me paying you back for the movie last night and the Jurassic World. Popcorn buckets. They cost me six grand. Yeah. That's really funny.

[Natalie]

That's really nice, David.

[Jason]

Yeah, of course.

[Natalie]

Did you say, this is our money?

[David]

No, no, no, no. This is funny because I am always a part of these conversations or people are constantly, you know, asking David for money. Like, I need this, I need that. And I forget, like, how easy. Like, I should just come up to him and be like, hey, I really want that.

[Natalie]

You feel bad.

[Jason]

It is actually.

[David]

No, don't feel bad. It's for, like, it's for a project that makes sense. Like, he is. You know, this is. This is what he got all this money he's gonna share with his friends.

[Jason]

I don't know what to do with it, Jay.

[Natalie]

I don't know. I don't know how much money you have.

[David]

Neither does he. Let's take a guess.

[Jason]

I actually have no idea, and I.

[Natalie]

Don'T want to know in the comments. Everybody take a guess how much money David has.

[Jason]

Everyone's gonna guess so much higher.

[David]

Yeah, people are gonna.

[Jason]

For some reason. For some reason, I always say this. I lean way wealthier on. Like, I think I. This is gonna sound like I'm hyping myself up, but I think I make smart purchases where it looks like I have a lot of money, but it's not the case.

[Natalie]

Right. With the car. Looks like you have a lot of money. The house looks like you have a.

[Jason]

Lot of houses, but also this. This room also, yes, I have a lot of money. Like, yes, I don't. Yeah, like, I don't want to be like, I don't have it.

[Natalie]

And someone thinks you spend $6,000 on Snapchat toys every day.

[Jason]

No, no. Definitely not on Snapchat things. Probably, like, that's what they said public. A hundred a day. If that Yeah, I don't know. No, no, not even that. No, I don't.

[Natalie]

I try give Jason the money, but do a cameo in the first episode. David, I checked out any good things podcast and was rough about you.

[Jason]

That's really fun. I. I do get. I do get, like, I don't see my money. I'm not connected to my bank account in a way you should, but for some reason, I get, like, update. I get updates on my phone. People are spending credit cards. The credit. The credit card, like, updates coming, and it's fucking insane. Like, the shit on here. It's a lot of money, Jay.

[Natalie]

The stuff you're spending or the stuff that's coming in.

[David]

Like, all the employees are attached to this one amex account. So every time we use a card, he gets a notification saying, oh, you bought $200 on Amazon. Or, you know, whatever it is.

[Jason]

It's also like. It's also like, I make. Like, I don't make a lot. Like, I have a lot of employees.

[Natalie]

Right. Wait, do you have crazy points on that amex?

[David]

No. Probably. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Probably should look into it. Right?

[David]

David has this whole philosophy about credit card points. He doesn't want to spend a single. He's never spent a single, never used a single point. And he has this theory that one day in the future, if he ever becomes broke in any capacity, the points will carry him on, and he can use that as his income to pay for things.

[Natalie]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[David]

You should definitely use your points. And you know what? And then, because he was. Was. He's always been wealthier than me, I always, like, took on his financial philosophies. Now I've learned to obviously not do.

[Jason]

That, because they're terrible.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[David]

And I never touched us. Now, this year, I just started using my own credit card points, and I was like, oh, my God, this is amazing. Like, you should get free stuff.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Naveen. Naveen's taught me to, like, really, like, tighten my belt.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And it's been good. It's like, I'm in reality. So yesterday, when Ilya was trying to buy that fucking Jurassic park statue, which is important, I was like. I had. I've been, like, retrained, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, no, no.

[Jason]

Well, you should. No, you should be like that. Yeah.

[Natalie]

I have to.

[Jason]

With your kids, just now with us, because we're your boys, you know, you spend money on us. But. Sorry, what I was saying is I like, all the. Like, so much of the money goes Back to employees. Like, including dobriks, there's like, sure. What? 25.

[Natalie]

Are you talking about salary or what Taylor's spending?

[Jason]

Both. All of it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I mean, just the business in general.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I'm not covering Taylor's, like, diamond rings.

[David]

That she's buying in comparison to how much money you make your employee. Like, the amount of money you're spending on employees is pretty minuscule, I would say. I feel like you could actually benefit from more employees.

[Jason]

Here she is. She wants a raise. Oh, no. She wants. She wants more people. She wants. She was sorry. That's her thing. She wants to hire more people. Natalie loves hiring more people. Every time there's like. Every time. I'm like.

[David]

I'm like, we haven't hired anybody in years.

[Jason]

How many do we have that, like, work at the house? We only have three.

[David]

Two, bro.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, I'm including. You forgot you don't like to be an employee. Two employees. One president. Natalie.

[Natalie]

One queen.

[Jason]

One queen.

[David]

But every time.

[Jason]

Every time, there's, like, one thing that, like, deviates from, like, Taylor or, like, Brooke's regular thing that they have to be doing.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, I'll find something on the carpet. I'll be like, can we get this, like, carpet fix? And then Nelly will be like. Like, this is why we need a carpet person.

[David]

First of all, it's not that extreme.

[Jason]

Carpet's a very intense example. But every time something happens that, like, maybe Taylor or Brooke can take care of or even Natalie, she'll be like, this is why we need a fourth employee. I'm like, dude, fucking chill.

[Natalie]

This is why we need a remote control person.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[David]

No, first of all, don't agree with him. That is not the case. I'm just saying he doesn't realize how many things that he barks out each day. We already have a list of to dos. Everybody has to do. And then he adds to it every single day. He adds several things, and it's like. It's a. It's never ending. Like, if there was just one person that was actually dedicated.

[Natalie]

If you could have something right now.

[David]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

If you'd have one person, what type of person would you hire?

[David]

I would hire, like, a project manager.

[Natalie]

There's a prostitute. A prostitute to have sex with this guy. So he backs off. Holy shit.

[Jason]

Now that's genius. As many vacations as you are, a.

[Natalie]

Project manager, Somebody that's like, you're going to Thailand here and you're going to Disney. Yeah, that is good.

[David]

Somebody to book the stuff. Like, I. It's it sounds like really tedious and stupid, but, like, booking flights in hotels. Oh, my God. Takes like.

[Natalie]

Guys, if you're a project manager out there, put it in the comments.

[David]

We're helping come. Like, the project manager can book stuff, come up with activity ideas for him to make Snapchat content. You know what?

[Natalie]

Somebody would love that job.

[David]

Come up with ideas for the podcast.

[Natalie]

I would love that.

[Jason]

I think I need an au pair. It's kind of funny how Natalie's describing this.

[Natalie]

Get you a nanny.

[Jason]

Yeah, Lily. Someone to come up with activities for him to not be bored throughout the day.

[David]

Oh, someone to get the pacifier.

[Natalie]

Get his binky.

[David]

Anyways, the employee. The job job. The job role is already. It's already out in the world.

[Jason]

All right.

[David]

I'm already looking and sourcing fans, whether he likes it or not.

[Natalie]

Project managers assemble.

[Jason]

Let us know if you're looking, David.

[Natalie]

Really? Really, really. Thank you. That's insane.

[Jason]

For what? Oh.

[Natalie]

That'S insane.

[Jason]

You.

[Natalie]

How many people you just made happy?

[Jason]

I forgot. Commit to that.

[Natalie]

Me and Naveen.

[Jason]

All right, send the money and don't tell me I'm sending the money. Just get it.

[Natalie]

Okay. And I'll never bring it up again.

[David]

Okay.

[Jason]

Unless. Unless it's successful.

[Natalie]

Unless it's successful.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I'm not even going to show. I wouldn't even invite you to a premiere. What? What? Actually, I'll have it at your house. No, I'll screen it. If it's good, I'll show it to you.

[Jason]

When you have the, like, in success.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Surprise me with, like, a check. Like, if it does well.

[Natalie]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Jason]

Like, you just made three grand. And then give me a $9,000 check. In 40 years, I write you a check for 7,000.

[Natalie]

Here you go, Dave.

[Jason]

Okay. All right. Well, that's all time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Next podcast, we're going to give you even a bigger update on Bangkok.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Next podcast will be from Bangkok still. And maybe the podcast after. We're going to see if we can get Zayn on Ilon, so we'll have more Bangkok stories and more travel stories to tell. We'll see you guys soon. Thank you. Jason, go listen to this podcast. All things good. Natalie, thank you for joining us. Good luck with your pubes. See you later. Bye.