We Ruined Girl's Night

Summary

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: “We Ruined Girl’s Night”
Date: May 21, 2026

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Episode Overview

Recorded amidst a European summer adventure, this episode brings together Jason Nash, Natalie, Pearson, and Naveen as they recap a recent group yacht trip to Croatia. The gang reflects on the unique social dynamics between guys and girls, laughs about misadventures (including a wig party and competitive flip cup), and explores everything from travel anxieties and friendships to Botox, relationships, and Cannes Film Festival culture — all in their signature irreverent, comedic tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Reunion in Croatia & Nostalgia (01:00–03:00)

• Jason and Natalie, joined later by others, reminisce about returning to the same Croatian hotel after many years. Jason finds it strange to revisit a place he thought he’d never see again.
• Locals confuse their memories of meeting the group, perhaps due to the warped perception of time, the influence of the internet, or just small-town memory quirks.

  “Is something going on in Croatia, where time moves differently?” — Jason (02:24)

• The group just finished a yacht (gulet) trip; Natalie calls it “the best vacation I’ve ever been on with you” (03:00).

Yacht Life & Social Media Catch-22 (03:23–04:15)

• Initial reluctance (“this is gonna be that fucking nightmare trip” – Natalie, 03:23), but turns out to be a luxurious experience.
• They discuss the awkwardness of flexing luxury on social media while feeling obligated to post due to partnerships:

  “It’s not even… like you can’t even be low-key about it.” – Jason (03:54)

• Unique yacht policies (like storing shoes away in a box) make the experience very “homely.”

The Great ‘Girl’s Night’ Wig Party (06:08–09:56)

• The girls, stuck on the boat, rally for a wig party using Natalie’s surprising stash (“Natalie brought 24 wigs”).
• Guys are confused yet intrigued by how girls generate their own fun, contrasting with the boys’ need for more ‘structured’ activities.

  “Girls really could just have such a good time by themselves.” – Jason (09:15) “You guys are by yourselves… clubbing around the bar… Guys would be like, we need to be around girls if we’re gonna be jumping around dancing to Justin Bieber.” – Jason (10:25)

Competitive Energy — Flip Cup Showdown (13:33–16:25)

• The climax of the night: a high-stakes flip cup game, with John versus Adam for $1,000.
• The game gets increasingly emotional as multiple rounds and double-or-nothing raise the tension and stakes.
• Boys become deeply invested in John’s win, to the point of refusing outsider (Georgia’s) money:

  “It wasn’t about money. It was about John winning.” – Jason (16:21)

• The girls, however, just want to go back to light-hearted fun, not understanding the intensity.

  “That’s when it got fun for the guys… that’s when the energies were being matched.” – Jason (15:39) “And that’s when it got not fun for the girls… they were like, why are they fighting?” – Natalie (15:41)

John: The Secret Glue of the Group (17:04–20:03)

• Extensive and affectionate roast/appreciation for John as the essential, relatable, energy-bringing friend.
• Story of how even A-list celebrities “get” John’s oddball charm once he’s in the room:

  “Even the person talking to him is kind of figuring him out… he’s not making any sense. But I like it.” – Jason (18:26)

• Anecdote about dragging John out in their youth, likening him to an “amethyst rock” — just brings ‘good vibes’ (19:20).

Friendships, Group Dynamics & Relationship “Boundaries” (30:05–36:27)

• Naveen and Jason recount meeting on a dating app, quickly starting a relationship, and her nearly leaving for good on a Paris/yacht trip (with a guy interested in her).
• Spirited debate: Would you let your partner go on a group trip with single, attractive members of the opposite sex?
  • Most agree you have to trust your SO but admit that the situation would be uncomfortable.

  “If you're just like a regular guy and you get invited on this, like, incredible yacht trip, but it costs, like, $20,000 to add your plus one… the stakes are different.” – Pearson (35:36)

AI is Ruining the Magic (23:12–24:59)

• Reflection on creative work in the age of AI tools like ChatGPT — both how it makes coming up with ideas easier, but also ‘softens your brain’ (24:30).

  “It gets you to the right area… Like, it didn't give me good ideas, but…” – Jason (23:57) “I feel like it's totally softening my brain.” – Natalie (24:28)

• Laughing about using AI for pranks (e.g., faking boat-trip photos), and the challenge of getting around AI restrictions.

Gambling, Games & Group Rituals (27:35–28:54)

• After the wig party and flip cup, the guys keep gambling — playing highest card for increasing stakes, ultimately capping bets with stipulations to avoid runaway losses.

Plastic Surgery & Online Comments (39:32–43:24)

• Candid chat about plastic surgery insecurities and the propensity of social media commenters to comment on aging, especially for women.

  “People are like, oh my God, she got so old.” – Pearson (42:05) “That's a way to attack a girl.” – Jason (42:13)

• Jason admits he might someday get Botox, but so far sees crow’s feet and even hair issues as part of the charm.

Cannes, Afterparties & Bougie Euro Summers (43:25–48:29)

• Group is heading to Cannes (for parties, not the film festival itself), marveling at its culture (i.e. ludicrously long standing ovations for films — “22 minutes”).
• Reflection on the experience of Cannes: very “bougie,” not Jason’s scene in terms of red carpets, but he enjoys crossing off bucket-list experiences and prefers afterparties.
• Plans to visit Oslo next, joking about packing winter clothes for what turns out to be summery weather.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “I hope this is the first episode you’re listening to with your full family. I hope they understand that we all fuck each other here on the VIEWS podcast.” — Jason (01:11), joking self-awareness of their irreverent reputation
• “[On social media sharing] You can't even be low-key about it.” — Jason (03:54)
• “Girls really could just have such a good time by themselves.” — Jason (09:15)
• “The way girls have fun on their own is so foreign to a guy, I would assume.” — Jason (10:17)
• “It wasn’t about money. It was about John winning.” — Jason (16:21)
• “John’s just like one of the most captivating humans alive.” — Jason (18:26)
• “I feel like it’s totally softening my brain.” — Natalie about AI (24:30)
• “If it ain't broke, don’t fix it…for most businesses, shipping is that thing they’re overpaying on…” — Jason (Shipstation ad, 21:30), (skip as ad content but sets the banter’s tone)
• “You guys are actually ugly.” — Pearson (11:24), mocking banter during gender dynamic discussion
• “I just want [my nose] really long. … Just kidding.” — Naveen (39:42), poking fun at plastic surgery
• “First of all, there’s no better theater than my local AMC…” — Jason (46:33), tongue-in-cheek about Hollywood glam.

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Notable Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:00 – Return to Croatia & Trip Nostalgia
• 03:00 – Yacht Experience, Social Media Obligations, and the “No Shoes” rule
• 06:08 – Wig Party Plans and Gendered Group Fun
• 09:15 – The Magic of Girl’s Night vs. Guys’ Activities
• 13:33 – Flip Cup Game: Friendly Fire Escalates (Money at Stake)
• 17:04 – The Unique Role and Secret Sauce of ‘John’ in Friend Groups
• 23:12 – AI Ruining the Magic & Modern Creativity
• 27:35 – Gambling Night: Highest Card, Stakes, and Vegas Vibes
• 30:05 – Relationship Boundaries: Would You Trust Your SO on a Group Trip?
• 39:32 – Plastic Surgery Chatter & Ageing in the Public Eye
• 43:25 – Cannes, Bougie Euro Summers, and Standing Ovation Culture
• 48:07 – Closing: Heading to Oslo, Weather Surprises

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Tone, Style & Takeaways

The episode blends irreverence, candidness, and humor with heartfelt moments. There’s no filter: the crew roasts themselves and one another about insecurities, social hierarchies, and relationship anxieties, but always ends up celebrating their quirks and the value of strong friendships. The contrasts between “girl energy” and “guy energy” highlight how differently groups self-entertain, and how misunderstandings and hilarity can ensue.

For listeners, expect an unvarnished, funny, and ultimately affectionate glimpse into the off-camera dynamics of social media’s favorite “found family.”

Transcript

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[Jason]

What's up guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back. It's Jason and Natalie. It's an OG episode. We've been having a lot of group episodes. A lot of group sex here on the Views podcast.

[Natalie]

So much group sex. I'm so sore. Yeah, I blame you for that because of your just tight little body.

[Jason]

I like fucking. I like fucking all of you.

[Natalie]

You're an amazing lover.

[Jason]

I hope this is the first episode you're listening to with your full family. I hope they understand that we all fuck each other here on the V's podcast.

[Natalie]

Adam said it last podcast.

[Jason]

Well, that was interesting what Naveen said. Naveen said she used to think that we all fuck each other.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And then she found out that none of us actually have sex at all because we're losers. Was one. It was. It was actually the most double sided, offensive thing I've ever heard in my life. Thinking about it because I was like, wow. She was like. There was. There was no place in there where there was a compliment. It was just like the opposite sides of being a loser or a weirdo. But we are back. We are in Croatia. We're in Croatia. We're in the same place. We're in the same hotel we were at four or five years ago. I always find that so weird.

[Natalie]

No, so weird.

[Jason]

Like when you go to a hotel room when you think for sure you'll never be back to that room.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And now here I am back in the room five years later. We met like three people on the street in Croatia and everyone was like, I met you. I met you a year ago when you were here. Was that so fucking weird? And I was like, I wasn't here a year ago. And then I was like, is something going on in Croatia, where time moves differently.

[Pearson]

Probably.

[Jason]

That's really weird because I looked it up. I was here in 2021.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

And people were saying, I saw you here a year ago. I was not here a year ago. I was here five years ago. That's a big fucking difference for three people to make. Make a mistake on.

[Natalie]

Well, that's that whole thing now with the Internet, how we all don't. We don't treat time the same way.

[Jason]

Really.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

We're all kind of lost in our phones and stuff.

[Jason]

I don't know. I don't know what was going on. But whatever. If you're from Croatia, you can explain to me the time situation. It's little weird. We just got off the boat. Yeah, the boat is over. Shout out to gulets.

[Natalie]

Best vacation I've ever been on with you. The was actually most enjoyable.

[Jason]

Really?

[Natalie]

Yeah. To be. To wake up every morning and to be at sea, like, it's unbelievable. Yeah, I think it's the best. I've never been on a yacht before. I've been on like virgin Voyages, which is like a cruise liner. Like Naveen and I went on that last year, but I've never been on a yacht before. And stayed and slept.

[Jason]

No. Yeah. I mean, and then when.

[Natalie]

When Naveen and I heard you guys were going on a boat, we were like. I was like, oh my God. I was like, no. I was like, this is gonna be that fucking nightmare trip.

[Jason]

Oh, like, what kind of. What did you think?

[Natalie]

Like, what could you possibly have set up for us on a boat? I was like, oh my God, we're gonna be like so sick or it's gonna be right. I didn't know it was a yacht.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And I was just. And then, then the other side of that is like being on a yacht, you feel like, you feel like kind of shitty for everyone else, like posting it.

[Jason]

That's not on the yacht yet for sure. And the way we got the yacht is we have to post it.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Jason]

So. So it's like it's not even. Like you can't even, like you can't even be low key about it.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's. That's what's so interesting about this job is like. Yeah. Even, like, even, like when we'll. Like when I'll surprise someone with something, I'll be like, you know, you could do this without posting it. I'd be like, well, it's kind of a catch 22. Like it all kind of works like this.

[Natalie]

Right?

[Jason]

But yeah, no, it was One of. Yeah. It was one of the best trips. I was. I was surprised how much we liked it. I don't know if I said this in the last podcast or where I said it, but it was the whole sock thing that was really like.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That I was with. Like, it felt like we were at someone's house the entire time.

[Natalie]

You're not allowed to keep your shoes on the boat.

[Jason]

I didn't know where my shoes were.

[Natalie]

Your boat. Your shoes go in a box when you get on the boat.

[Jason]

Yeah. And you don't see them for five days.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. So that was. I think the best part is that

[Natalie]

was tough for me right away. Right away, I thought to myself, wait a minute. Yeah, there's no shoes.

[Jason]

Hey, do you think the echo in here is as terrible as it possibly.

[Natalie]

It's really bad.

[Jason]

Oh, is it, like, unbearable?

[Natalie]

It's echoey.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Natalie]

It's not your movie room. It's not your movie room on your yacht that we were in.

[Pearson]

You could maybe, like, put a pillow next to your face.

[Natalie]

We could put a. We could put a pillow over your face.

[Pearson]

And if you talk. If you talk quieter, it'll just go into the mic and it won't echo through the room.

[Jason]

Guys, guys, Naveen's here. Jason's wife.

[Natalie]

Hi, baby.

[Jason]

Hi, baby. Nice to see you.

[Natalie]

I can't believe that she's my wife.

[Naveen]

Do you think?

[Jason]

We know. We know.

[Naveen]

When I was drunk, I was looking at you, David, and I was like, oh, you look like Ted Lasso. So I think people are thinking you're him.

[Jason]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Naveen]

He was here last year.

[Jason]

Oh, interesting. I look like Jason Sudeikis.

[Naveen]

Ted Lasso.

[Jason]

Oh, like the actual character?

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Was there an episode that was in Croatia?

[Naveen]

I don't think so.

[Jason]

Oh, so he did a tour here.

[Naveen]

He was just here.

[Jason]

Yeah. Because you were drunk last night. You looked at me like you remind me of somebody, and you did the

[Naveen]

same thing to me, but you said Squidward.

[Jason]

I said Squidward.

[Naveen]

And then I was looking at my pictures from the wig thing, and I was like, oh, my gosh, it does look like Squidward.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah. We were all wearing wigs. I don't remember me calling saying that. You like Squidward?

[Naveen]

Really?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

It was you. Or maybe it was Zayn.

[Jason]

Yeah, I don't think it was me.

[Naveen]

It wasn't you?

[Jason]

No.

[Natalie]

I liked how the girls all got together with the wigs last night. That was, like, made me jealous that I wasn't a girl.

[Jason]

The guys were having. I don't know about You, Jay, because you've been. This entire trip, you've been, like, so jealous of the girls. It's been really fucking weird.

[Natalie]

You guys did a good job at dinner last night.

[Jason]

Thank you.

[Natalie]

Like, Adam really brought it. You really brought it, talking to me. It was good. It was like, what did we.

[Jason]

What was exciting? You.

[Natalie]

You guys just were talking, like, at all. Any conversation at all. Like, the bar is so low, even I would even sit and listen to Ilya talk about, like, calories.

[Jason]

Adam was so funny today. We were. Now we've. We've. We've pulled up to a hotel room, and this is, like, so. Okay. We were looking at hotel rooms. Who can get. We wanted to, like, get a nice hotel room here in Croatia.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I got the Terrace Suite, and Adam wanted the Presidential, but we ended up getting each other's rooms or whatever, and we were just. We didn't know which room to get. What. What. So we were like, can we tour the rooms?

[Natalie]

Yeah, your favorite.

[Jason]

I had the Presidential originally, and I didn't want it. I just wanted the Terrace Suite.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So we come down to the Terror Suite. We get. We get. At first we saw the Presidential. I'm like, okay. Then we saw the Terror Suite. And then I'm like, yeah, okay, I like this one. This was cheaper. And it's just like, a nice vibe.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And I was like, yeah, if you want, it's all yours. And I was like, are you sure? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I just want you to be happy. And he's, like, putting up, like, this big show in front of, like, the hotel people is really funny. He's like. He's like, is it okay maybe if before you take the room, I get just, like. I get a moment alone with. Was really, really funny. And he was like. He was like, oh, room two, that's my lucky number. That's fine. You can have it. And it's really, really, really, really, really funny. Adam's really funny.

[Natalie]

He's very funny.

[Jason]

Really, really funny.

[Natalie]

Did he end up with a lesser room?

[Jason]

No, he got the nicer room.

[Natalie]

Oh, he did?

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

But this is a terrace, which is very important. But wait, what were we talking about at dinner that was like.

[Natalie]

No, I just like the way the girls, like. I don't know. We were on the boat. The one thing about the boat is you can't go to a target, like, get supplies. You have to, like, make do with what you have.

[Jason]

Sure.

[Natalie]

And so all of a sudden, someone's like, let's make tonight Special. One of the girls said, maybe it's like Georgia or whatever. And then Natalie goes, I have wigs. And then I'm like, I was like, there's no fucking. Everyone's like, yeah, let's have a wig party to have a wig party. And I'm like, there's no fucking way these girls are going to get wigs. We're in the middle of the ocean. And of course, Natalie brought 24 wigs.

[Jason]

Yeah. Okay, so this is so. Okay, this is what, like, the guys and I were, like, really confused about.

[Natalie]

Right?

[Jason]

I don't want to say all the guys, because I don't think you were confused about this, but, like, me and Ilya.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

We're like, what are the girls doing? Like, how are they just, like, having fun? Like, yeah, right.

[Natalie]

They, they. How do they do it?

[Jason]

They put on wigs.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And they're just, like, doing their own thing. Yeah. Like, I know girls are very much. Like, this goes even to the argument. Like, like, even when girls go out, they dress up a lot of times for themselves.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, they just want to look like. Like, I saw there was, like, this post, I was like, it's a girls only nightclub. And all the top comments were like, I'm going to look the sexiest I've ever looked or I'm wearing nothing to this club. Right. Because, like, men ruin things for women.

[Natalie]

Right, Right.

[Jason]

And it's just so funny. Like, girls really could just have such a good time by themselves.

[Natalie]

There was such a great moment. I have it on video. We went out to the deck and Davine had her wig on and all the girls converged and saw each other for the first time with their wigs on. And it was like.

[Jason]

Yeah, like euphoric.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, okay, so I think it's because guys could also have a good time.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Playing gambling.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yes, exactly. But I think, like, guys can't bounce around a bar and that's their fun. Like, I look at the girls, they're literally jumping up, up and down, just ordering shots and singing Justin Bieber and, like, that's how they're having fun. Like, guys would never do that.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

Like, I'm not with Ilya, like, just like, ordering shots, bouncing up and down. Like, we're either. We either have to be, like, at a table arguing or, like, gambling or something has to be going on. That's like more of, like a boyish activity. So I think, I think that's what it is. I think it's not that guys can't have fun on their own. It's the way girls have fun on their own is so foreign to like a guy, I would assume.

[Pearson]

I think that you are also a very specific kind of guy. Because there are guys that just go with the bros to the bar and have a time of their fucking life.

[Jason]

No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. But it's the way you guys, like, are around a bar is not. It's. You guys are like clubbing. You guys. You guys are clubbing around the bar. I'm not saying there's. Obviously there's girls that just go to the bar and order drinks. There's guys that order them. That's the. That's like the most normal way to go out. But you guys are doing something that guys would definitely not do. You guys are by yourselves. It is just your sex. It is just girls nightclubbing outside of the bar ordering shots. Like, guys would not do that. Guys would be like, we need to be around girls if we're gonna like jumping around dancing the Justin Bieber.

[Pearson]

I mean, it'd be nice if we had some hot guys on the boat for sure. But like.

[Jason]

No, for sure.

[Pearson]

And that's what we were making do with what we had, which was each other.

[Jason]

That's what we. That's what we were talking about too. We wish there were like hot girls on this boat. Which is funny cuz, like. Well, because we're not going to like, hook up with our friends and like, you guys don't want to hook up with us, obviously. It's like an unspoken thing.

[Pearson]

Yeah, but we're so hot.

[Jason]

Like, none of us.

[Pearson]

Like, you guys are actually ugly.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like neither of us are interested in each other.

[Natalie]

Were you. Were you curious about their game of f marry kill that you didn't get to hear?

[Jason]

Mary?

[Natalie]

I was. I was curious. Yeah. And then. And then N was like. I can't tell. Naveen was really good. He was like, I can't tell you about F. Mary. Kill.

[Jason]

Well, actually, Naveen told me some like, Naveen told me some intel that I was never killed. Is that true?

[Naveen]

No one killed you?

[Pearson]

No.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

But was that shocking to you?

[Jason]

Thank you so much. No, I was.

[Natalie]

I mean, you're the richest.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Be pretty dumb to kill you.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Okay, guys, I was just trying to give myself a little positive. How could you possibly turn me not being. Being killed and turn negative?

[Natalie]

Well, who did anyone want to marry him?

[Jason]

Was it. Did I get more or get married more?

[Pearson]

I don't even remember, to be honest.

[Naveen]

I really don't remember.

[Jason]

Really.

[Pearson]

I can't remember if I you or

[Jason]

married you, but you did one of them.

[Pearson]

Yeah, for sure. I didn't kill you.

[Jason]

Wow. Okay.

[Pearson]

There's too much.

[Jason]

What did, like. What did, like, Georgia do?

[Pearson]

Actually, don't know if Georgia played.

[Naveen]

Did you? Yeah, I don't.

[Natalie]

And then I heard you didn't put John and I in there out of respect.

[Naveen]

Yeah, obviously everyone say they want to you, and I can't.

[Jason]

Yeah, obviously.

[Natalie]

Obviously.

[Jason]

That's so funny.

[Natalie]

They were the girls. The girls were all mad at you guys last night. I heard a little convo after.

[Pearson]

Oh, my God, we were pissed.

[Natalie]

We had. We had a little fight at the table or whatever.

[Jason]

Yeah. Okay. So what were we doing? We were playing flip cup.

[Pearson]

Well, first of all, we were having the best night ever. It was the last night of the trip. The girls had the wigs on. I brought enough wigs for the boys. You guys are being all sour about. We're not putting on.

[Jason]

No, I put my wig on.

[Natalie]

Put that wig on. Orange County.

[Jason]

Yeah. Wig on.

[Pearson]

The second it came out, bought wigs, like, specifically. You did put the wig on that I purchased for you, which I appreciated.

[Jason]

And I put it on right away. I didn't even flinch. I was like, hell, yeah. Wig.

[Naveen]

Okay.

[Jason]

I think it's. That's what it was. You guys came in so hot for the guys. Like, it was like, what the fuck do we do? Because, like, you guys were already in your wig. So, like, we didn't know how to, like, match your energy at all because you guys are in character.

[Natalie]

David looked like he was hosting snl.

[Jason]

Yeah. I had to, like, adjust to people

[Natalie]

or, like, he was in, like, all that. Yeah.

[Jason]

And then continue what was going on.

[Pearson]

And then we decided we wanted to play flip Cop. Like, we wanted to play games. Everyone was having a good time, which

[Natalie]

was a great idea.

[Pearson]

Amazing.

[Natalie]

Pearson's idea was great.

[Pearson]

So fun. Pearson's the best at curating little group. She's the one at the girls table that's like, okay, let's play this game now. Let's play this game. And gets everyone together.

[Jason]

Which, again, very. In this moment, not saying guys don't play flip cup. They do.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And this moment was very on the girls energy wavelength.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

The girls were, like, activity driven. They had more energy than us.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

This was their night. They all wanted to get drunk. The guys were really tired, Right. So then they're like, two tables converge. Like, let's play flip cup. None of us were really into it until, like, somebody was like, let's put money on It.

[Pearson]

And I wonder who that somebody.

[Jason]

I don't know if it was me. I don't think it was me. I pivoted it and was like, like, no, John, you should put money on it.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

And you should put $1,000 on it, and we'll get your back, and we'll win for you. And if you lose, it's all your money. But if you win, it's all your money. Yeah. Because, like, that. Like, that's good. Like, I had a lot of confidence in our team, and that would mean the most to John if he won.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

That would be, like, a very, very exciting win.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So with hesitation, John did it.

[Natalie]

He went up against Adam. Four thousand.

[Jason]

You went up against Adam for a thousand?

[Natalie]

Yeah. Six players on each side.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Playing Flip Cup. And then what happened?

[Jason]

And then I don't want to spoil the V vlog, but, like, let's say.

[Natalie]

Oh, right.

[Jason]

But let's just say, like, lot. There's a lot of emotions involved. Yes. Yeah. And in the vlog, you'll probably only see one game of Flip cup, but it was multiples. Multiple double or nothings.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It went back and forth many times.

[Natalie]

There was a point where John looked like John's vacation was ruined, and then

[Jason]

there was a point where it looked like John's vacation was.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Jason]

Even better than ever.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And to watch him go do those highs and lows, like, I wish the whole thing was in the vlog.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Because it was awesome. Yeah.

[Pearson]

It was an emotional role, but it

[Jason]

was so emotional where, like, we were spent. Like, it was screaming.

[Pearson]

Yeah. We were screaming at each other. And then even this. I, like, went inside because my phone was playing all the music and stuff. And so I went inside, and all the staff were sitting inside, and they're like, is everything okay? And I was like, no, no.

[Naveen]

We're just.

[Jason]

That's when it got fun for the guys.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

Like, that's when I was like. That's when the energies were being matched.

[Natalie]

And that's when it got not fun for the girls.

[Jason]

Correct.

[Natalie]

Because all the girls were like, why are they fighting? Yeah, this is just.

[Jason]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pearson]

We just want to play. We don't care.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Girls were just like, let's go dance by the bar. But we're like, this is fucking real life.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, there's a lot.

[Natalie]

And then you guys left, and then I was with all the girls because

[Jason]

then Pearson was just like, why don't we just play? Like, not for money. Goes, fuck that. I don't want to play. Yeah. And it wasn't for Ilya to win money. It was for John. Like, we had. We had so much invested in it for John because we wanted to see our friend win.

[Natalie]

So, like, Georgie even offered to put up $1,000.

[Jason]

And then we were like, no.

[Natalie]

And he's like, fuck that. He's like, I don't give a fuck if about George's like, I don't care.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I want John to either win or lose.

[Jason]

This is for John's money. Like, you keep your money that. It wasn't about money. It was about John winning.

[Natalie]

I've never known anybody like you guys.

[Jason]

Why?

[Natalie]

That's just so interesting. I'm not saying it's really fun. It's a fun way to be, but it's so interesting to try to, like, make John's night. It is fun, I guess when you're.

[Pearson]

You.

[Natalie]

You've kind of done everything, so now you have to, like, live through your children.

[Jason]

Well, live through my children.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

That is kind of interesting.

[Natalie]

You know, like, you. You made the point, which is like, $1,000 is not a lot for. We were for Adam, but for John, it's everything.

[Jason]

Yeah. For John, it's $100,000.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

We were talking about in the, in the, in the car today, leaving the boat, we were like, who is the most important on this trip?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And my. And my car was pretty unanimous about it being John.

[Natalie]

I said John right away when you asked me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

I think it's so, like, it's so

[Natalie]

interesting turning into the John podcast.

[Jason]

Is it really? Do we talk about him a lot?

[Natalie]

It's weird. Now we talk about him and he's. When he's not here, like, there's a couple episodes where we're just talking about

[Jason]

John and, like, he's not so interesting. I don't know. Why is it so special?

[Natalie]

I don't know. Can anyone put their finger on it?

[Naveen]

I just find him so fascinating.

[Natalie]

I've had a friend like John before, and he's just like. He's just like a way in for everybody. It's just.

[Jason]

Way in for everybody's the perfect way to explain it.

[Natalie]

Yeah, it's. Everybody can. Can relate through John for some reason.

[Jason]

There was one time, did I say this story about whether we were bringing John or somebody to meet one of our celebrity friends?

[Pearson]

I don't know.

[Jason]

But there was one time where I was going to meet a celebrity friend, and it was. It was like, we could bring one more person. I was like, are we bringing one of Natalie's girlfriends or are we bringing John? So I was like, why don't we just, like, do both? Now his girlfriend comes, and then she has to leave early anyway, so John can come. We can kind of switch out our plus ones.

[Naveen]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

And Natalie's girlfriend came, like, did not connect to this person at all. Yeah. And then John came, and it was like John was invited back to the house for the next couple weeks. Wow. Like what? Like, I don't know what John has, but it's like, it's so weird. And you can't pay attention to him, talk to these people, talk to anybody. Put him in front of a businessman, a CEO, Put him in front of a big time celebrity, Put him in front of a school teacher, put him in front of a cab driver. Like, you can't sit there for the conversation because I think you'll, like, start to pick it apart and you'll be like, john, what are you saying? And you'll make fun of him. But if you just let John do his thing, it's like, that's part of his charm, is it's like even the person talking to him is kind of figuring him out. And the person talking to him is like, this guy's not making any sense. But I like it. It's so interesting. I've never seen. John's just like one of the most captivating humans alive. And it's crazy that it's. Yeah. I don't know. And I've all. We've always said this from childhood. Like, it's. It was me, Alex, going out to ride bikes to the park. Like, we'd have to get John to come with us. Even when John wouldn't want to come, we'd be like, john, you have to come. Like, we drag him out of the house. He would tell his mom to tell us that he's not home. We were in seventh grade. His mom would answer the door, he's not home. And then we wouldn't believe his mom. So we just sit outside, start throwing rocks at his window. I'd either barge into his house, whatever. Seventh grade, to get John to come out. And John contributed nothing to hanging out, but it was. His presence was like. It was like. It was like one of those, like, lights that, like, you know, those little rocks that are like that. Like those little amethyst rocks that, like, people have in their house that just, like, bring good vibes. That's what John is. Just like a light in the friend group that, like, just.

[Naveen]

That's so sweet.

[Natalie]

It's funny now that he's part of your production team.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Because like, people will ask him questions about the blog and he'll answer like, as best he can, but he'll answer with like a lot of confidence.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

He's like, Pearson will be like, so what's like the upload schedule? He was like, look, well, you know, we're trying to do one a week.

[Jason]

And Yeah. I like when he says we.

[Natalie]

Yeah, we.

[Jason]

It's so good. It is we. But it's fun how like how fast he adopted it. Yeah. I've always thought that was so interesting. When you would go into like a grocery store, you ask like, do you have any lamps? And be like, I'm not sure if we have any. I always thought that was weird. No. When they would speak as we like, oh, are you Mr. And or Mrs. Target? I always thought that was bizarre. But like, now it makes sense in my adulthood. But like, wait, explain that again. Like, people would like, like they work at like PACs on or whatever. You come in for a shirt.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And they'd always say, I'm not sure if I have that or I'm not sure if we have that.

[Natalie]

Oh yeah.

[Jason]

Like, are you the whole corporation? I always thought that was so strange.

[Natalie]

Yeah. I hate when you're at a restaurant, someone is ordering, they go, I'm gon do. You're going to do. You're not going to do anything. You're going to just sit there and someone's going to bring you the food. Wait, what?

[Jason]

Yeah, that's actually.

[Natalie]

No, I don't like that at all. That's a little pet peeve of mine

[Jason]

I'm going to do.

[Natalie]

Yeah. So you're looking at the.

[Jason]

No, I know, but that's how you order.

[Pearson]

But you like, I'm going. That's what I'm going to do.

[Natalie]

I'm going to do.

[Jason]

I'm going to do the. Oh, that's weird. That's weird.

[Natalie]

It's just a little pet peeve I have.

[Jason]

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[Natalie]

Yeah. Do you watching it?

[Jason]

Doesn't it kind of suck?

[Natalie]

Whenever I see out of an alien video, I'm always like, who cares? Like, yeah. And like, it's not that close up. It's just like a little light in the sky.

[Jason]

It sucks now AI has ruined it. It. There's like no magic anymore. No, no.

[Natalie]

And for me too, like, AI is like ruining, like being creative.

[Jason]

Well, that's all. But. But how specific.

[Natalie]

You were just on a call and you were on a business call and I was like listening like a creative call and you. And I was sitting there, like, truly, like, trying to help and think.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

You just picked up ChatGPT and you had like three great ideas.

[Jason]

Yeah. I was like, oh, all right. It's so easy. I was like, not.

[Natalie]

It's not necessarily either because it's like lots of times chatbots is still not.

[Jason]

No, no. But it gets you to the right area. Like, it didn't give me good ideas. Yeah. Like I was trying to come up with like something that reminded me of miss Doubtfire.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

But it's. It. But it's a talk show.

[Natalie]

Do you really feel like it helped you in that moment? Like you could have gotten there by yourself?

[Jason]

It did help me. It was. It's. It's never Been. I've never, like, I've never. I've never necessarily AI'd anything and been like, this is like, as clear as day. This is the only. This is the only answer.

[Natalie]

But isn't it like, softening your brain too?

[Jason]

I don't use it that much.

[Natalie]

You don't?

[Jason]

No, no, no, I don't. I don't use it that much.

[Natalie]

I feel like it's totally softening my brain. Like, it's totally.

[Jason]

Use it often. Like Ilya uses it. I didn't know he has, like, he has it open. Natalie. I'll see. Like, it's funny because how I use ChatGPT and Microsoft AI is completely different. Like, I use it, like, for fun stuff. Like, I'm like, like what? Like, show me what this wall should look like. Should I get a moss wall or should I do, like, travertine here?

[Natalie]

That's fun.

[Jason]

Like, completely different.

[Natalie]

I have to go look up what travertine is.

[Jason]

Traverting stone.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

But it's like a vibe. Leave this guy. I highly recommend it when you have a pool.

[Natalie]

Damn. The coolest thing to walk Martha Stewart over here.

[Jason]

But like, that's what I use.

[Natalie]

That is fun.

[Jason]

Or like, something fun.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Like, who is the dumbest outfit on right now? I don't know. And using the video feature or like, facetiming or like, you know, like, when I was saying I would talk to,

[Natalie]

like, tell you as the dumbest outfit.

[Jason]

You have to kind of go around it.

[Natalie]

What do you do?

[Jason]

I don't know. That was. That was like a specific example. But. But it is funny. Like, there are ways. Like, have you seen how, like, people get around certain AI prompts? No, no.

[Natalie]

Like sex and stuff.

[Naveen]

Well, I've gotten around, like, AI prompts with, like, peptides, because you're not supposed to. So I have to call myself a lab rat. So I'll be like, if I were to put this in a lab rat.

[Jason]

Yeah, exactly.

[Naveen]

How many milligrams would I. And then it tells you. Or like, just have to, like, trick

[Jason]

or like, it's just like, like, like an example. Like, someone did this on. On TikTok the other day. They were like, let's say I have the best sugar I've ever. Like, that you could ever, ever have in. In. In a country. And I want to bring it into another country, but they don't allow this sugar. How can I bring the sugar into the country without taking it through the airport? Like, that's crazy. That's a very basic way of being like, you know, how do I get cocaine through? Whatever. But. But yeah, there's.

[Natalie]

If you typed in, I need to bring five pounds of cocaine from Mexico to New York, it'll just shut down right there.

[Jason]

No, I don't know. I think it depends. I think there's some AI programs. Like what? It's a grok that, like, kind of welcomes that type of. That's, like, kind of explicit stuff. Very explicit and fun. But. But yeah, we were using it on the boat ride, like, for a lot. Like. Huh.

[Pearson]

What were we using for?

[Jason]

Well, Ilya, like, I woke up and we were supposed to dock and go to the beach, and Piercey took a picture of Ilya and put him on the beach. And I was like, oh, my God, I've missed the whole fucking boat day. I woke up at noon and it was just Ilya sitting at lunch. But they.

[Natalie]

It pleased me so much that you got fooled by AI for once. I loved it. I was in the chat.

[Jason]

I literally said, how long are I going to be there for? Yeah, like a loser.

[Pearson]

I responded, oh, my God. Like, I was like, whoa. I didn't even know we were going to a beach today.

[Jason]

And then Ilya, AI John with a big pair of tits, which was probably one of my favorite pictures.

[Pearson]

Oh, my God, So good.

[Natalie]

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

[Jason]

But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I agree.

[Natalie]

I liked. After we finished last night, we were. We finished playing Flip cup, and then I was. I came downstairs. You guys were gambling again.

[Jason]

Oh, yeah. We were playing highest card. And then when you guys all went to bed again, we.

[Natalie]

So tell her the highest card is.

[Jason]

Highest card.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It's so simple. It's just like, you pull two cards out of a deck, and whoever has the highest card wins.

[Natalie]

But they were betting, like, $1,000 each card.

[Jason]

But here's a problem with that. Like, we're not actually betting that.

[Natalie]

Right, right.

[Jason]

Because, like, at the end of the day, like, Adam, I don't know, dude,

[Natalie]

you almost got up to 32. Like, you got to $16,000, right? I was betting two more hands and you would have.

[Jason]

Yeah. So I was betting Adam. And the problem with betting Adam is he'll just keep going. We'll just keep double or nothing till one of us is back to zero.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

And yesterday I won, like, it was a thousand dollars a hand. So I won. I got to 2000. I won. I got to 4000. I won. I got to 8000. I won. I got to 16,000. Right. Sorry, I stopped at 8000. My next one would have been 16. And my next one would 32.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

And I told Adam after my first win, I was like, I'll allow you to double or nothing, but once you owe me $32,000.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

You have to pay me 10,000 right as the net. Like, I don't care. You keep double or nothing, but you have to pay me 10,000.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Good. Little stipulation.

[Jason]

Yeah. So. Because. Because otherwise, even if he's betting me a million, I don't care if we're at $150 million. He's just gonna keep double or nothing me right till, like. So, yeah, I was too away from winning $10,000 last night from it.

[Natalie]

Now you were planning this trip forever.

[Pearson]

I was, yeah.

[Natalie]

Did you have fun?

[Pearson]

I did, yeah. I think. I mean, yeah. This was the first trip when we decided to do this, like, whole weekly series. This was like the first brand and trip thing that I, like, locked in.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

And this has been my dream. Like, I've always wanted to go on a trip like this.

[Jason]

Wow.

[Pearson]

So I was very happy and very excited. Thank you.

[Natalie]

What do you think, Naveen? You've been on a yacht before. Which was better, first yard or second yacht?

[Naveen]

Two very different trips. But this one was really fun. And, like, that's why I was, like, really shocked when, like, I actually saw the boat because I was like, oh, the rooms are pretty big. Yeah. Because the. I went on a yacht trip a few years ago and it was like, the yacht was beautiful, but the rooms kind of, like, sucked.

[Pearson]

Really interesting.

[Naveen]

Like, they were just really small.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Jason]

No, these rooms are great.

[Natalie]

Right. When I met Naveen, I mean, I was. We were dating her for, like a week. She left for Paris for two weeks and went on a yacht trip for two weeks. So I was like. I was like, oh, she's gone. I'll never talk to her again.

[Naveen]

Me and my friend to the airport and then also picked us up from the airport.

[Jason]

Way, way, way, way, way, way, way. You. So you guys met?

[Natalie]

Yep. Where we met? Well, we met on a dating app. But then two years later, she texted me and was. Was. Had moved back to la. Then we had a date. She's like, first date. She's like, let's start dating. I said, okay. And then she's like, I have this first date.

[Jason]

She said, let's start dating.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

First date from reconnecting.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

First date before the yacht.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but. But she goes, but I have a. A yacht trip booked.

[Naveen]

Well, he said, for three weeks to being my boyfriend. And then I was like, oh. And then I was like, oh, I'm. I'm going on this really long trip.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

I don't know why you asked if you're going on a long trip.

[Jason]

I thought, did you feel like you should cancel it at one point?

[Naveen]

The trip?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

No, because the trip, I mean, it was like, with my best friend, so it was like. It wasn't like I was going with a guy or something, so it's like, I could still go on the trip, Right?

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And then I figured, who invited you?

[Pearson]

Well, what do you mean?

[Naveen]

It was a trip. Me and my friend planned a trip to Paris because it was like our dream to go to Paris together. And then from that, it turned into, like a whole. It turned into a yacht trip somehow. But.

[Jason]

So was there. I mean, I don't want to assume, but was there a guy or was it.

[Pearson]

It was.

[Naveen]

Yes, there was, but it was a guy was interested in.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

Okay. Interesting. Wow. Okay. So were you nervous when she was going on this yacht?

[Natalie]

I thought I'd never see her again.

[Jason]

Okay. So. Right.

[Natalie]

So I thought for sure. Like, when I dropped her off at the airport, I was like, all right. Well, that was fun.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Natalie]

Like, that was a fun LA experience to date. To date a hot girl for a week.

[Jason]

Here's my question. If you had a boyfriend or.

[Natalie]

Well, yeah, if I did.

[Jason]

No, no, man. If you had a boyfriend.

[Pearson]

Okay.

[Jason]

And Julie. Well, yeah. If Naveen got invited to a boat or net. Your boyfriend got invited to boat now with equal amounts of girls and guys. How would you feel about that?

[Pearson]

And, like, we're not allowed to join.

[Jason]

Yeah, I think not allowed Makes it seem scarier. But it's just like.

[Naveen]

Yeah, it's, like, already planned.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's already planned. And you're someone's plus one or something like that.

[Pearson]

Yeah, I'm forcing my way on that boat or.

[Jason]

Yeah, but you can't go on the boat. You can't go on the boat. So what do you say?

[Pearson]

I. Yeah, I mean, I would. I would let them go.

[Natalie]

You'd let the guy go on the boat.

[Jason]

That's incredible.

[Natalie]

Wow.

[Jason]

You're stronger than I am.

[Pearson]

I think it's weirder. I think it's weirder for you to be like, you can't go. It's like, oh, I don't.

[Naveen]

You can't really.

[Pearson]

I definitively do not trust you. You're a bad person. Then why the would I want to be with that person?

[Jason]

No, you're 100. What you're saying is the healthy thing. There's no doubt in that. But. Yeah, that's, like, good for you.

[Natalie]

I would. I don't like being that person, but

[Pearson]

I would assume, like, he would probably just be like, oh, I'm probably not going to go.

[Jason]

That's what I would hope.

[Pearson]

Yeah, that's what you would hope, right? Yeah. But it depends, like, if it's like a lifelong trip that you've planned with all of your. But he's planned with all of his best friends. That's his whole, like, friend group of guys and girls or whatever. Like, I don't. You know.

[Jason]

Oh, interesting. Interesting. What about you, Naveen? If Jason was going on a trip, there are six single women.

[Pearson]

Like, we recently started dating.

[Naveen]

It's, like, different because it's like, I wouldn't do it now. Right. But it was, like, so early.

[Jason]

No, no, I know. Oh, okay. Okay. No, like, you wouldn't go on.

[Naveen]

Yeah, I wouldn't go now. Like, obviously.

[Jason]

No. Oh, no, I'm not even. I'm not. That's not why I'm asking this question. This is like a kind of a separate.

[Naveen]

Jason's going on a trip with just six single women and his.

[Jason]

And his five guys.

[Naveen]

Like, his dream trip.

[Jason]

And his five guys get the wigs. Guys get the wigs.

[Pearson]

I brought the wigs.

[Naveen]

I just. It would. It would annoy me because obviously I would want to go because it would be fun, interesting.

[Natalie]

I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go for sure.

[Jason]

Yeah. Ask me.

[Natalie]

Would you go on a yacht trip if you had a girlfriend with a bunch of guys and girls? For sure.

[Jason]

Not.

[Natalie]

You wouldn't go for sure?

[Jason]

Not really.

[Natalie]

Even if you had to film and stuff?

[Pearson]

What if your girlfriend wanted to. What if it was.

[Jason]

There's no way where. I can't bring my girlfriend.

[Natalie]

What if it's like, David, it's Celsius. Celsius needs you to go on this trip and you can't bring a plus one.

[Jason]

I love Celsius,

[Pearson]

but they would never do that to him.

[Jason]

I'd figure it out.

[Natalie]

You'd figure it out?

[Jason]

No, my girlfriend's gotta come.

[Natalie]

What if you got to go to the Arctic Circle? It's only four people or allowed.

[Jason]

That's different than a boat trip.

[Natalie]

Yeah, that is different.

[Jason]

If it's like. Yeah, boat trip is very. Like you're getting drunk on a boat. Like, it's a very different vibe.

[Natalie]

Right?

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah. If. Yeah, if Celsius is inviting me to fucking Mykonos, like, a nice villa, like, girlfriend needs to come.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

If it's like, yeah. For if we're going to do odd jobs in. In Serbia. Right. It's different. It's just. It's like. It's. It's like a different.

[Naveen]

Also, I feel like guys and girls are. It's different in that way because I feel like you can always bring a girl on a trip.

[Jason]

Yeah, you're right.

[Naveen]

Just bring.

[Jason]

I also think, like, a girl, like, my girlfriend would obviously trust me, but, like, I just don't.

[Natalie]

I don't.

[Jason]

I feel like that's just, like, rude.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Jason]

I just. I'm like, that's just like. I just can't, like, not bring my girlfriend to that. Like, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know.

[Pearson]

I mean, it's all those.

[Jason]

God knows. When I have a girlfriend, I'll be 50, I'll be upside down, completely different. I don't know. I feel like I changed my opinion about this kind of stuff a lot. Yeah.

[Pearson]

It's also like, I mean, you're obviously in such a different, like, scenario and level of privilege, you know, so it's like, I feel like if you're just

[Jason]

like a regular looks.

[Pearson]

Because of your looks.

[Natalie]

Exactly.

[Pearson]

If you're just like a regular guy and you get invited on this, like, incredible yacht trip, but it costs, like, $20,000 to add your plus one, you can't afford that. But you don't want to miss out on this incredible experience. Like, you know, like, the stakes are different.

[Jason]

Yes. Okay.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

But if Naveen wanted to go somewhere, I'd be like, yeah, go. I would.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Natalie]

I would.

[Jason]

Why? Why? Why are you fucking lying to me? I'm not.

[Natalie]

I'm not. If, If, If. If your best friend called and was like, hey. And presented like an incredible.

[Naveen]

Yeah. I don't think Jason would ever.

[Natalie]

I'd be like, definitely go. Go. Experience. I also don't want to, like, take her life away because I'm older, you know? Like, I don't want to be that person.

[Jason]

I love this confidence.

[Natalie]

That sucks. But she doesn't want to go anywhere. She loves me, dude.

[Jason]

You have a gun to her head. I fucking know it. I know. You injected her with some sort of fucking explosive.

[Natalie]

I feel like that, too. I feel like, Did I.

[Jason]

Something's going on. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Did I?

[Naveen]

No. I literally think because he's always chewing nicotine gum and, like, we kiss so much that I like, oh, you have, like, addiction, maybe.

[Jason]

Oh, you have an addiction to.

[Naveen]

Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I need to kiss him to make out with him right now. And I'm like, that's so strange.

[Pearson]

That's crazy.

[Jason]

Are you a witch?

[Pearson]

That is crazy.

[Naveen]

You always say that

[Natalie]

you guys feel like you must be being you. You might as must feel like you're being pranked.

[Jason]

Not as much as you.

[Pearson]

No. I don't like, I understand your guys relationship and you.

[Jason]

Well, I know it's real every episode.

[Pearson]

I know, I know it's definitely real. But there are points and things.

[Jason]

I saw you guys make out yesterday. I couldn't believe it.

[Pearson]

Yeah, or like Jason walked in today just at the beginning of this podcast and you took your shoes off and your feet smelled so goddamn bad.

[Naveen]

Really?

[Pearson]

Oh my God. I like couldn't breathe. And we were having, we were having a big team production meeting on a Zoom call. I couldn't be like, Jason, go fucking put your shoes on. But I could smell them and I was like, how did, how was Naveen just like in bed with him and these stinky feet.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Natalie]

Well, I don't have any clean socks.

[Pearson]

You're just used to the smell.

[Naveen]

I don't know. I don't think he smells bad, but I think I. I've been thinking about plastic surgery and this doctor said that I'm not breathing right. Maybe I can't. Maybe I don't smell. Don't get, don't get the nose job. I'm like, what's that?

[Jason]

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[Pearson]

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[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, I saw that. Jason surprised you with plastic surgery.

[Naveen]

Yeah, I was like, crazy.

[Jason]

Whose idea was plastic surgery?

[Natalie]

She talks about it all the time.

[Jason]

What do you want done?

[Naveen]

My nose.

[Jason]

Like, which way do you want it to point?

[Naveen]

I just want it like really long. Like. I'm just kidding.

[Jason]

I just like, what? Oh my God. She's. Which.

[Naveen]

I want it just like so tiny.

[Pearson]

Wait, have you ever.

[Jason]

Right now. You think it's big?

[Naveen]

I had like a close where I like smoothed this out, but it kind of backfired.

[Jason]

Wait, can you turn to the side?

[Naveen]

Turn.

[Jason]

Yeah, I just want to see the side. I mean, that looks like pretty standard nose.

[Pearson]

Yeah, like perfect nose.

[Naveen]

It's like. Well, we went and. And the doctor agreed.

[Jason]

What?

[Natalie]

Yeah, the doctor was really great. He was like, wait.

[Naveen]

Jason goes, he's gonna come in here and be like, you don't need anything. And then he comes in. He goes, yep, I see it.

[Jason]

That's really.

[Naveen]

Which I liked because that means, like, he's not just being nice. Like, he saw the thing I was insecure about.

[Natalie]

Yeah, he saw.

[Jason]

He.

[Natalie]

He said he noticed it like years ago when he met her. He was like, this is what I. He's like, I noticed this a couple years ago. Obviously I wasn't going to say anything, but I've been thinking about this the entire time and this is what needs to be done.

[Jason]

What the fuck?

[Naveen]

Imagine if I was sensitive.

[Jason]

Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, it was funny. Like Zane just got his mom.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Like doctor.

[Jason]

Like a facelift. Right. And she was just like, well, I'm already in here. Might as well get everything done. I don't know how Zane put it, but that was really, really funny.

[Natalie]

Yeah, he's the best.

[Jason]

Do you imagine that? Could you imagine like going in and then coming on like, and being a new person you're looking at through the same eyes?

[Pearson]

It's crazy.

[Natalie]

But like, we have a friend that we all know that got. Got a nose job. And she. I mean, I looked right at her and I didn't know. No. And then Naveen was like, did you know that Sarah got a nose job? And I'd be like, what?

[Naveen]

Second I walked in the room and

[Natalie]

we can say who it is, right?

[Naveen]

Well, that's kind of.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Maybe not. But anyways, it's somebody that. Somebody's like really close to me. And, and, and, and Naveen and And I didn't even know.

[Jason]

But that's not what even. What I'm saying. I'm saying like, you're, like, you're your own, like, everything you've grown up with, like, is like now a little different. Like your nose. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Would you ever get plastic surgery?

[Jason]

I don't think.

[Natalie]

Would you ever Botox?

[Jason]

I don't care for those things at all.

[Natalie]

Botox?

[Jason]

I, I think wrinkles. I don't know. I. I have been thinking about it.

[Natalie]

Oh, you have?

[Jason]

Well, I'm just waiting.

[Pearson]

You have?

[Jason]

Well, I was thinking about like. Because this doesn't bother me right now until it's going to bother me is like, there will be a day where someone comments on my tick tock being like, holy, he's aged so much.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Pearson]

I get those all the time.

[Natalie]

Really?

[Pearson]

People are like, oh, my God, she got so old.

[Natalie]

I'm like, I can't believe they say that about you. You're 29.

[Jason]

I think that's a way to attack a girl.

[Naveen]

Just say stop.

[Pearson]

No, it is for sure.

[Jason]

Yeah. I don't, I don't think that's necessarily real. I'm not to brag, but I do get like, wow, what, is he still the same age? So I feel really good. But I.

[Pearson]

You do have good genes.

[Jason]

But I do think that there is going to be the moment where I'm like, oh, I'm really, really nervous about it.

[Natalie]

I think it's good on a guy though, when they have like, crow's feet.

[Jason]

Yeah, I love crow's feet.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah. The things, the things by your eyes, like three little. Yeah. I always thought that those, those like, look like, cool and endearing and like, make you feel more charming.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

So that's why I've never understood the Botoxics. I don't understand the wrinkles on the forehead. I think that is also, like, cool.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Don't get why girls about that. Only thing I've thought about is like, Botox in my hands, but also like, I just don't care.

[Natalie]

Botox in your hands?

[Jason]

Yeah. Sweat.

[Natalie]

Oh, for sweat.

[Jason]

And then other obviously, like, hairline. I just like, don't like. I, I love wearing a hat and I don't wear a hat for my hairline. I wear a hat because my hair, I don't know how to wear it and I don't like it. And I think like, just it holds them. Like, I don't ever worry about my hair because I just put the hat on. I think it's just so much easier. Yeah. That doesn't bother me. I don't know, but we'll see. I think if you ask me, in five years, I'm gonna have completely new insecurities. So it's gonna be. Yeah, that's gonna be a whole.

[Natalie]

What are we gonna do tonight?

[Pearson]

We're gonna eat McDonald's.

[Natalie]

You're getting McDonald's?

[Jason]

Yeah, it's. Well, I ordered a Big Mac and a Whopper.

[Natalie]

What?

[Jason]

There's a Burger king next to McDonald's, and I'm like, I'm missing America. It's been about five days, so I'm kind of gonna get a taste of both. Should. Should we tell them where we're going next? Yeah, we're having, like, a real cliche European summer. Like.

[Natalie]

Like, we went to Cannes once for a day, and it was so nice.

[Jason]

Yeah. Yeah, we're going to Cannes.

[Natalie]

I couldn't believe it. Sorry.

[Jason]

Got to the bag.

[Pearson]

It was for the audience. We weren't telling you, Jay.

[Jason]

Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

Look at that sunset.

[Jason]

Wow. That's perfect for a fucking listener.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Jason]

I'm pointing the mic now at the sunset, guys.

[Natalie]

David has the nicest room with a crazy big deck, and it's like a

[Jason]

purple sky that MW so nicely, graciously gave me. Anyway, yeah, we're going to Can. We're going with the people I was supposed to join at Coachella, the beyond group. They got a house. They're being so nice. They're letting. They're letting us stay at the house.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Jason]

This house insane?

[Pearson]

Yeah. It's like.

[Jason]

No, it's insane. I've never seen anything like this.

[Natalie]

Great.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

What's can, like, exactly.

[Jason]

I have no idea. I've never done this. We're doing the film festival, but not like, the actual film festival.

[Naveen]

Just.

[Natalie]

But you go every year.

[Jason]

I've never done this. This.

[Natalie]

Oh, there's Cannes lion and then there's can.

[Jason]

This is. This two weeks has been the bougiest, like, European experience I think I'll ever have.

[Natalie]

Oh, wow.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Hey, you know what was interesting was Adam was talking about last night. The. The standing ovations that the movies get.

[Jason]

Yeah, the camp film festival.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jason]

They get like.

[Natalie]

Well, you looked it up. What's the longest? 22 minutes, I think.

[Jason]

22. Yeah. 22 minutes. Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth.

[Natalie]

Yeah. So, like, after they screen a movie at Cannes, this is, like a known thing.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

People stand and cheer, you know this.

[Naveen]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

And they cheerful, like, fucking. 20 minutes to just sit and clap.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Isn't that crazy?

[Naveen]

That is crazy.

[Jason]

I mean, I don't really understand it, but, like, I guess it's like, it is what it is.

[Natalie]

It's like pretension, steroids is what it is.

[Jason]

It's like, is it protection or is it just kind of like everybody like, it is kind of nice to finish a movie

[Natalie]

and clap for 20 minutes.

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Pearson]

Is it. Is that. I've never even heard of that movie. Is that a great movie?

[Jason]

Pan's Labyrinth.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

Take the Smashing Machine. That was the rock. He did a movie. The Smashing Machine came out last year, and I'm pretty sure that one got, like, 15 minutes or 12 minutes. No, like, something like that.

[Jason]

Every movie. Not every movie, but most likely movies get over three minutes standing ovation. That's just, like, culture there, right? I think you're just kind of celebrating the art. I think you're just, like, clapping and everyone's looking around. They're like, hell, yeah, we're here.

[Natalie]

Maybe that's what it is. Maybe Khan is just so nice.

[Jason]

I think you're just. People were just clapping for yourself. Yeah. I can't believe I'm getting to witness this, even though this movie was atrociously boring.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Jason]

I'm just here.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Pearson]

If you had the opportunity to, like, actually go to one of the premieres and go on the. Like, the carpet itself is so iconic. Everyone's in, like, full couture and tuxes and all this stuff. Would you, like, do that?

[Jason]

Never. Never in a million years.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Why don't you go to the movie and. And. And see that? See if it gets a stand.

[Jason]

First of all, there's no better theater than my local AMC that has imax. There's no better than Universal amc. I don't. I don't know. I'm not like, a big. Like, I hate red carpets. So, like, I would never do that. I don't like dressing up. I don't like not wearing a hat.

[Natalie]

Oh.

[Jason]

I really like after parties for nice things. I think that's, like, so fun. But I don't, like. Like, the actual. Like, here we are for this. I just. I. And it's also, like, you have such imposter syndrome. Look at those things. You're just like, what am I doing here? I'm just, like, taking. Taking up a seat from somebody that, like, like, wants to study sound design.

[Natalie]

So what will you do for the week? Just go to parties and stuff?

[Jason]

I have no idea.

[Natalie]

Take meetings.

[Jason]

So, so, so, so the people are going with this, like, it's called the Beyond Group again. And they like curate like a activities. I have no clue what to expect. I don't know what to do. They even asked us, they were like, what things can we do that's fun in Cannes? And I was like, I have no idea. Like, can is fun just to kind of lounge and like, just like be like, wow, this is it. Can is like like the French version. French version of Newport beach, right? In California. Yeah. But with like nicer water. It really is like the. When I think of the Bougie's place in the world, I think of. I think south of France. I think the south of France for sure. That's where you got. You got all of it. Saint Tropez, Monaco, Cannes, all within two hours.

[Natalie]

Monaco too.

[Jason]

I don't know. Oh, I'm like, pretty tripped out. Yeah. But I do like doing all these things just to cross them off the bucket.

[Natalie]

What about Norway?

[Jason]

And then we go to Oslo.

[Pearson]

Then we go to Oslo and Natalie's

[Jason]

like, make sure to pack winter clothes. I just checked the weather. It's the warmest place. We're going to be 76 in Oslo.

[Natalie]

Oh, wow.

[Pearson]

Yeah. Which is crazy. It's like it was like 50 there

[Jason]

last week on the boat. It was like 60 degrees out and I think it was the best boat weather. I'm not much of a get in the water type of guy and I had the perfect excuse to keep my clothes on and also hang out. I was so happy. I was so happy.

[Pearson]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And it was. Was just like nice because it wasn't like you could just hang out. I don't know. I loved it. Big, big, big time fan. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. I'm ending it because the McDonald's and Burger King is walking in the door right now. We will see you guys.

[Naveen]

Hey, what's up, everybody?

[Jason]

We'll see you guys for the next episode of Views. The wrongs we must write. The fights we must win. The future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us. We are marines. We were made for this. You didn't start a business just to keep the lights on. You're here to sell more today than yesterday. You're here to win for you. Shopify built the best converting checkout on the planet. Like the just one tapping ridiculously fast acting sky high sales stacking champion at checkouts. That's the good stuff right there. So if your business is in it to win, it win with Shopify. Start your free trial [e-mail] win.