
On today's Views podcast David, Jason, Natalie and Nivine record from David's hotel room from Croatia to talk about their wild last night on a yacht, how the girls took over and we're having a blast until eventually the guys ruined it. Also, Nivine meets with a plastic surgeon, David learns of his fate from a round of FMK, and we dive deeper in the lore of John.
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Jason
What's up guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back. It's Jason and Natalie. It's an OG episode. We've been having a lot of group episodes. A lot of group sex here on the Views podcast.
Natalie
So much group sex. I'm so sore. Yeah, I blame you for that because of your just tight little body.
Jason
I like fucking. I like fucking all of you.
Natalie
You're an amazing lover.
Jason
I hope this is the first episode you're listening to with your full family. I hope they understand that we all fuck each other here on the V's podcast.
Natalie
Adam said it last podcast.
Jason
Well, that was interesting what Naveen said. Naveen said she used to think that we all fuck each other.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And then she found out that none of us actually have sex at all because we're losers. Was one. It was. It was actually the most double sided, offensive thing I've ever heard in my life. Thinking about it because I was like, wow. She was like. There was. There was no place in there where there was a compliment. It was just like the opposite sides of being a loser or a weirdo. But we are back. We are in Croatia. We're in Croatia. We're in the same place. We're in the same hotel we were at four or five years ago. I always find that so weird.
Natalie
No, so weird.
Jason
Like when you go to a hotel room when you think for sure you'll never be back to that room.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And now here I am back in the room five years later. We met like three people on the street in Croatia and everyone was like, I met you. I met you a year ago when you were here. Was that so fucking weird? And I was like, I wasn't here a year ago. And then I was like, is something going on in Croatia, where time moves differently.
Pearson
Probably.
Jason
That's really weird because I looked it up. I was here in 2021.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
And people were saying, I saw you here a year ago. I was not here a year ago. I was here five years ago. That's a big fucking difference for three people to make. Make a mistake on.
Natalie
Well, that's that whole thing now with the Internet, how we all don't. We don't treat time the same way.
Jason
Really.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
I don't know.
Natalie
We're all kind of lost in our phones and stuff.
Jason
I don't know. I don't know what was going on. But whatever. If you're from Croatia, you can explain to me the time situation. It's little weird. We just got off the boat. Yeah, the boat is over. Shout out to gulets.
Natalie
Best vacation I've ever been on with you. The was actually most enjoyable.
Jason
Really?
Natalie
Yeah. To be. To wake up every morning and to be at sea, like, it's unbelievable. Yeah, I think it's the best. I've never been on a yacht before. I've been on like virgin Voyages, which is like a cruise liner. Like Naveen and I went on that last year, but I've never been on a yacht before. And stayed and slept.
Jason
No. Yeah. I mean, and then when.
Natalie
When Naveen and I heard you guys were going on a boat, we were like. I was like, oh my God. I was like, no. I was like, this is gonna be that fucking nightmare trip.
Jason
Oh, like, what kind of. What did you think?
Natalie
Like, what could you possibly have set up for us on a boat? I was like, oh my God, we're gonna be like so sick or it's gonna be right. I didn't know it was a yacht.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
And I was just. And then, then the other side of that is like being on a yacht, you feel like, you feel like kind of shitty for everyone else, like posting it.
Jason
That's not on the yacht yet for sure. And the way we got the yacht is we have to post it.
Natalie
Yes.
Jason
So. So it's like it's not even. Like you can't even, like you can't even be low key about it.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah, that's. That's what's so interesting about this job is like. Yeah. Even, like, even, like when we'll. Like when I'll surprise someone with something, I'll be like, you know, you could do this without posting it. I'd be like, well, it's kind of a catch 22. Like it all kind of works like this.
Natalie
Right?
Jason
But yeah, no, it was One of. Yeah. It was one of the best trips. I was. I was surprised how much we liked it. I don't know if I said this in the last podcast or where I said it, but it was the whole sock thing that was really like.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
That I was with. Like, it felt like we were at someone's house the entire time.
Natalie
You're not allowed to keep your shoes on the boat.
Jason
I didn't know where my shoes were.
Natalie
Your boat. Your shoes go in a box when you get on the boat.
Jason
Yeah. And you don't see them for five days.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah. So that was. I think the best part is that
Natalie
was tough for me right away. Right away, I thought to myself, wait a minute. Yeah, there's no shoes.
Jason
Hey, do you think the echo in here is as terrible as it possibly.
Natalie
It's really bad.
Jason
Oh, is it, like, unbearable?
Natalie
It's echoey.
Jason
Okay.
Natalie
It's not your movie room. It's not your movie room on your yacht that we were in.
Pearson
You could maybe, like, put a pillow next to your face.
Natalie
We could put a. We could put a pillow over your face.
Pearson
And if you talk. If you talk quieter, it'll just go into the mic and it won't echo through the room.
Jason
Guys, guys, Naveen's here. Jason's wife.
Natalie
Hi, baby.
Jason
Hi, baby. Nice to see you.
Natalie
I can't believe that she's my wife.
Naveen
Do you think?
Jason
We know. We know.
Naveen
When I was drunk, I was looking at you, David, and I was like, oh, you look like Ted Lasso. So I think people are thinking you're him.
Jason
Oh, no, no, no.
Naveen
He was here last year.
Jason
Oh, interesting. I look like Jason Sudeikis.
Naveen
Ted Lasso.
Jason
Oh, like the actual character?
Naveen
Yeah.
Jason
Was there an episode that was in Croatia?
Naveen
I don't think so.
Jason
Oh, so he did a tour here.
Naveen
He was just here.
Jason
Yeah. Because you were drunk last night. You looked at me like you remind me of somebody, and you did the
Naveen
same thing to me, but you said Squidward.
Jason
I said Squidward.
Naveen
And then I was looking at my pictures from the wig thing, and I was like, oh, my gosh, it does look like Squidward.
Jason
Oh, yeah. We were all wearing wigs. I don't remember me calling saying that. You like Squidward?
Naveen
Really?
Jason
Yeah.
Naveen
It was you. Or maybe it was Zayn.
Jason
Yeah, I don't think it was me.
Naveen
It wasn't you?
Jason
No.
Natalie
I liked how the girls all got together with the wigs last night. That was, like, made me jealous that I wasn't a girl.
Jason
The guys were having. I don't know about You, Jay, because you've been. This entire trip, you've been, like, so jealous of the girls. It's been really fucking weird.
Natalie
You guys did a good job at dinner last night.
Jason
Thank you.
Natalie
Like, Adam really brought it. You really brought it, talking to me. It was good. It was like, what did we.
Jason
What was exciting? You.
Natalie
You guys just were talking, like, at all. Any conversation at all. Like, the bar is so low, even I would even sit and listen to Ilya talk about, like, calories.
Jason
Adam was so funny today. We were. Now we've. We've. We've pulled up to a hotel room, and this is, like, so. Okay. We were looking at hotel rooms. Who can get. We wanted to, like, get a nice hotel room here in Croatia.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And I got the Terrace Suite, and Adam wanted the Presidential, but we ended up getting each other's rooms or whatever, and we were just. We didn't know which room to get. What. What. So we were like, can we tour the rooms?
Natalie
Yeah, your favorite.
Jason
I had the Presidential originally, and I didn't want it. I just wanted the Terrace Suite.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
So we come down to the Terror Suite. We get. We get. At first we saw the Presidential. I'm like, okay. Then we saw the Terror Suite. And then I'm like, yeah, okay, I like this one. This was cheaper. And it's just like, a nice vibe.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And I was like, yeah, if you want, it's all yours. And I was like, are you sure? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I just want you to be happy. And he's, like, putting up, like, this big show in front of, like, the hotel people is really funny. He's like. He's like, is it okay maybe if before you take the room, I get just, like. I get a moment alone with. Was really, really funny. And he was like. He was like, oh, room two, that's my lucky number. That's fine. You can have it. And it's really, really, really, really, really funny. Adam's really funny.
Natalie
He's very funny.
Jason
Really, really funny.
Natalie
Did he end up with a lesser room?
Jason
No, he got the nicer room.
Natalie
Oh, he did?
Jason
Yeah. Yeah.
Natalie
Okay.
Jason
But this is a terrace, which is very important. But wait, what were we talking about at dinner that was like.
Natalie
No, I just like the way the girls, like. I don't know. We were on the boat. The one thing about the boat is you can't go to a target, like, get supplies. You have to, like, make do with what you have.
Jason
Sure.
Natalie
And so all of a sudden, someone's like, let's make tonight Special. One of the girls said, maybe it's like Georgia or whatever. And then Natalie goes, I have wigs. And then I'm like, I was like, there's no fucking. Everyone's like, yeah, let's have a wig party to have a wig party. And I'm like, there's no fucking way these girls are going to get wigs. We're in the middle of the ocean. And of course, Natalie brought 24 wigs.
Jason
Yeah. Okay, so this is so. Okay, this is what, like, the guys and I were, like, really confused about.
Natalie
Right?
Jason
I don't want to say all the guys, because I don't think you were confused about this, but, like, me and Ilya.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
We're like, what are the girls doing? Like, how are they just, like, having fun? Like, yeah, right.
Natalie
They, they. How do they do it?
Jason
They put on wigs.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And they're just, like, doing their own thing. Yeah. Like, I know girls are very much. Like, this goes even to the argument. Like, like, even when girls go out, they dress up a lot of times for themselves.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, they just want to look like. Like, I saw there was, like, this post, I was like, it's a girls only nightclub. And all the top comments were like, I'm going to look the sexiest I've ever looked or I'm wearing nothing to this club. Right. Because, like, men ruin things for women.
Natalie
Right, Right.
Jason
And it's just so funny. Like, girls really could just have such a good time by themselves.
Natalie
There was such a great moment. I have it on video. We went out to the deck and Davine had her wig on and all the girls converged and saw each other for the first time with their wigs on. And it was like.
Jason
Yeah, like euphoric.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, okay, so I think it's because guys could also have a good time.
Natalie
Yeah. Playing gambling.
Jason
Yeah, yeah, yes, exactly. But I think, like, guys can't bounce around a bar and that's their fun. Like, I look at the girls, they're literally jumping up, up and down, just ordering shots and singing Justin Bieber and, like, that's how they're having fun. Like, guys would never do that.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
Like, I'm not with Ilya, like, just like, ordering shots, bouncing up and down. Like, we're either. We either have to be, like, at a table arguing or, like, gambling or something has to be going on. That's like more of, like a boyish activity. So I think, I think that's what it is. I think it's not that guys can't have fun on their own. It's the way girls have fun on their own is so foreign to like a guy, I would assume.
Pearson
I think that you are also a very specific kind of guy. Because there are guys that just go with the bros to the bar and have a time of their fucking life.
Jason
No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. But it's the way you guys, like, are around a bar is not. It's. You guys are like clubbing. You guys. You guys are clubbing around the bar. I'm not saying there's. Obviously there's girls that just go to the bar and order drinks. There's guys that order them. That's the. That's like the most normal way to go out. But you guys are doing something that guys would definitely not do. You guys are by yourselves. It is just your sex. It is just girls nightclubbing outside of the bar ordering shots. Like, guys would not do that. Guys would be like, we need to be around girls if we're gonna like jumping around dancing the Justin Bieber.
Pearson
I mean, it'd be nice if we had some hot guys on the boat for sure. But like.
Jason
No, for sure.
Pearson
And that's what we were making do with what we had, which was each other.
Jason
That's what we. That's what we were talking about too. We wish there were like hot girls on this boat. Which is funny cuz, like. Well, because we're not going to like, hook up with our friends and like, you guys don't want to hook up with us, obviously. It's like an unspoken thing.
Pearson
Yeah, but we're so hot.
Jason
Like, none of us.
Pearson
Like, you guys are actually ugly.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Like neither of us are interested in each other.
Natalie
Were you. Were you curious about their game of f marry kill that you didn't get to hear?
Jason
Mary?
Natalie
I was. I was curious. Yeah. And then. And then N was like. I can't tell. Naveen was really good. He was like, I can't tell you about F. Mary. Kill.
Jason
Well, actually, Naveen told me some like, Naveen told me some intel that I was never killed. Is that true?
Naveen
No one killed you?
Pearson
No.
Natalie
Yeah.
Pearson
But was that shocking to you?
Jason
Thank you so much. No, I was.
Natalie
I mean, you're the richest.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
Be pretty dumb to kill you.
Naveen
Yeah.
Jason
Okay, guys, I was just trying to give myself a little positive. How could you possibly turn me not being. Being killed and turn negative?
Natalie
Well, who did anyone want to marry him?
Jason
Was it. Did I get more or get married more?
Pearson
I don't even remember, to be honest.
Naveen
I really don't remember.
Jason
Really.
Pearson
I can't remember if I you or
Jason
married you, but you did one of them.
Pearson
Yeah, for sure. I didn't kill you.
Jason
Wow. Okay.
Pearson
There's too much.
Jason
What did, like. What did, like, Georgia do?
Pearson
Actually, don't know if Georgia played.
Naveen
Did you? Yeah, I don't.
Natalie
And then I heard you didn't put John and I in there out of respect.
Naveen
Yeah, obviously everyone say they want to you, and I can't.
Jason
Yeah, obviously.
Natalie
Obviously.
Jason
That's so funny.
Natalie
They were the girls. The girls were all mad at you guys last night. I heard a little convo after.
Pearson
Oh, my God, we were pissed.
Natalie
We had. We had a little fight at the table or whatever.
Jason
Yeah. Okay. So what were we doing? We were playing flip cup.
Pearson
Well, first of all, we were having the best night ever. It was the last night of the trip. The girls had the wigs on. I brought enough wigs for the boys. You guys are being all sour about. We're not putting on.
Jason
No, I put my wig on.
Natalie
Put that wig on. Orange County.
Jason
Yeah. Wig on.
Pearson
The second it came out, bought wigs, like, specifically. You did put the wig on that I purchased for you, which I appreciated.
Jason
And I put it on right away. I didn't even flinch. I was like, hell, yeah. Wig.
Naveen
Okay.
Jason
I think it's. That's what it was. You guys came in so hot for the guys. Like, it was like, what the fuck do we do? Because, like, you guys were already in your wig. So, like, we didn't know how to, like, match your energy at all because you guys are in character.
Natalie
David looked like he was hosting snl.
Jason
Yeah. I had to, like, adjust to people
Natalie
or, like, he was in, like, all that. Yeah.
Jason
And then continue what was going on.
Pearson
And then we decided we wanted to play flip Cop. Like, we wanted to play games. Everyone was having a good time, which
Natalie
was a great idea.
Pearson
Amazing.
Natalie
Pearson's idea was great.
Pearson
So fun. Pearson's the best at curating little group. She's the one at the girls table that's like, okay, let's play this game now. Let's play this game. And gets everyone together.
Jason
Which, again, very. In this moment, not saying guys don't play flip cup. They do.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And this moment was very on the girls energy wavelength.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
The girls were, like, activity driven. They had more energy than us.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
This was their night. They all wanted to get drunk. The guys were really tired, Right. So then they're like, two tables converge. Like, let's play flip cup. None of us were really into it until, like, somebody was like, let's put money on It.
Pearson
And I wonder who that somebody.
Jason
I don't know if it was me. I don't think it was me. I pivoted it and was like, like, no, John, you should put money on it.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
And you should put $1,000 on it, and we'll get your back, and we'll win for you. And if you lose, it's all your money. But if you win, it's all your money. Yeah. Because, like, that. Like, that's good. Like, I had a lot of confidence in our team, and that would mean the most to John if he won.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
That would be, like, a very, very exciting win.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
So with hesitation, John did it.
Natalie
He went up against Adam. Four thousand.
Jason
You went up against Adam for a thousand?
Natalie
Yeah. Six players on each side.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
Playing Flip Cup. And then what happened?
Jason
And then I don't want to spoil the V vlog, but, like, let's say.
Natalie
Oh, right.
Jason
But let's just say, like, lot. There's a lot of emotions involved. Yes. Yeah. And in the vlog, you'll probably only see one game of Flip cup, but it was multiples. Multiple double or nothings.
Pearson
Yeah.
Jason
It went back and forth many times.
Natalie
There was a point where John looked like John's vacation was ruined, and then
Jason
there was a point where it looked like John's vacation was.
Natalie
Yes.
Jason
Even better than ever.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And to watch him go do those highs and lows, like, I wish the whole thing was in the vlog.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
Because it was awesome. Yeah.
Pearson
It was an emotional role, but it
Jason
was so emotional where, like, we were spent. Like, it was screaming.
Pearson
Yeah. We were screaming at each other. And then even this. I, like, went inside because my phone was playing all the music and stuff. And so I went inside, and all the staff were sitting inside, and they're like, is everything okay? And I was like, no, no.
Naveen
We're just.
Jason
That's when it got fun for the guys.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason
Like, that's when I was like. That's when the energies were being matched.
Natalie
And that's when it got not fun for the girls.
Jason
Correct.
Natalie
Because all the girls were like, why are they fighting? Yeah, this is just.
Jason
Yeah, exactly.
Pearson
We just want to play. We don't care.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Girls were just like, let's go dance by the bar. But we're like, this is fucking real life.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, there's a lot.
Natalie
And then you guys left, and then I was with all the girls because
Jason
then Pearson was just like, why don't we just play? Like, not for money. Goes, fuck that. I don't want to play. Yeah. And it wasn't for Ilya to win money. It was for John. Like, we had. We had so much invested in it for John because we wanted to see our friend win.
Natalie
So, like, Georgie even offered to put up $1,000.
Jason
And then we were like, no.
Natalie
And he's like, fuck that. He's like, I don't give a fuck if about George's like, I don't care.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
I want John to either win or lose.
Jason
This is for John's money. Like, you keep your money that. It wasn't about money. It was about John winning.
Natalie
I've never known anybody like you guys.
Jason
Why?
Natalie
That's just so interesting. I'm not saying it's really fun. It's a fun way to be, but it's so interesting to try to, like, make John's night. It is fun, I guess when you're.
Pearson
You.
Natalie
You've kind of done everything, so now you have to, like, live through your children.
Jason
Well, live through my children.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
That is kind of interesting.
Natalie
You know, like, you. You made the point, which is like, $1,000 is not a lot for. We were for Adam, but for John, it's everything.
Jason
Yeah. For John, it's $100,000.
Natalie
Yeah. Yeah.
Jason
We were talking about in the, in the, in the car today, leaving the boat, we were like, who is the most important on this trip?
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And my. And my car was pretty unanimous about it being John.
Natalie
I said John right away when you asked me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason
I think it's so, like, it's so
Natalie
interesting turning into the John podcast.
Jason
Is it really? Do we talk about him a lot?
Natalie
It's weird. Now we talk about him and he's. When he's not here, like, there's a couple episodes where we're just talking about
Jason
John and, like, he's not so interesting. I don't know. Why is it so special?
Natalie
I don't know. Can anyone put their finger on it?
Naveen
I just find him so fascinating.
Natalie
I've had a friend like John before, and he's just like. He's just like a way in for everybody. It's just.
Jason
Way in for everybody's the perfect way to explain it.
Natalie
Yeah, it's. Everybody can. Can relate through John for some reason.
Jason
There was one time, did I say this story about whether we were bringing John or somebody to meet one of our celebrity friends?
Pearson
I don't know.
Jason
But there was one time where I was going to meet a celebrity friend, and it was. It was like, we could bring one more person. I was like, are we bringing one of Natalie's girlfriends or are we bringing John? So I was like, why don't we just, like, do both? Now his girlfriend comes, and then she has to leave early anyway, so John can come. We can kind of switch out our plus ones.
Naveen
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jason
And Natalie's girlfriend came, like, did not connect to this person at all. Yeah. And then John came, and it was like John was invited back to the house for the next couple weeks. Wow. Like what? Like, I don't know what John has, but it's like, it's so weird. And you can't pay attention to him, talk to these people, talk to anybody. Put him in front of a businessman, a CEO, Put him in front of a big time celebrity, Put him in front of a school teacher, put him in front of a cab driver. Like, you can't sit there for the conversation because I think you'll, like, start to pick it apart and you'll be like, john, what are you saying? And you'll make fun of him. But if you just let John do his thing, it's like, that's part of his charm, is it's like even the person talking to him is kind of figuring him out. And the person talking to him is like, this guy's not making any sense. But I like it. It's so interesting. I've never seen. John's just like one of the most captivating humans alive. And it's crazy that it's. Yeah. I don't know. And I've all. We've always said this from childhood. Like, it's. It was me, Alex, going out to ride bikes to the park. Like, we'd have to get John to come with us. Even when John wouldn't want to come, we'd be like, john, you have to come. Like, we drag him out of the house. He would tell his mom to tell us that he's not home. We were in seventh grade. His mom would answer the door, he's not home. And then we wouldn't believe his mom. So we just sit outside, start throwing rocks at his window. I'd either barge into his house, whatever. Seventh grade, to get John to come out. And John contributed nothing to hanging out, but it was. His presence was like. It was like. It was like one of those, like, lights that, like, you know, those little rocks that are like that. Like those little amethyst rocks that, like, people have in their house that just, like, bring good vibes. That's what John is. Just like a light in the friend group that, like, just.
Naveen
That's so sweet.
Natalie
It's funny now that he's part of your production team.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
Because like, people will ask him questions about the blog and he'll answer like, as best he can, but he'll answer with like a lot of confidence.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
He's like, Pearson will be like, so what's like the upload schedule? He was like, look, well, you know, we're trying to do one a week.
Jason
And Yeah. I like when he says we.
Natalie
Yeah, we.
Jason
It's so good. It is we. But it's fun how like how fast he adopted it. Yeah. I've always thought that was so interesting. When you would go into like a grocery store, you ask like, do you have any lamps? And be like, I'm not sure if we have any. I always thought that was weird. No. When they would speak as we like, oh, are you Mr. And or Mrs. Target? I always thought that was bizarre. But like, now it makes sense in my adulthood. But like, wait, explain that again. Like, people would like, like they work at like PACs on or whatever. You come in for a shirt.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And they'd always say, I'm not sure if I have that or I'm not sure if we have that.
Natalie
Oh yeah.
Jason
Like, are you the whole corporation? I always thought that was so strange.
Natalie
Yeah. I hate when you're at a restaurant, someone is ordering, they go, I'm gon do. You're going to do. You're not going to do anything. You're going to just sit there and someone's going to bring you the food. Wait, what?
Jason
Yeah, that's actually.
Natalie
No, I don't like that at all. That's a little pet peeve of mine
Jason
I'm going to do.
Natalie
Yeah. So you're looking at the.
Jason
No, I know, but that's how you order.
Pearson
But you like, I'm going. That's what I'm going to do.
Natalie
I'm going to do.
Jason
I'm going to do the. Oh, that's weird. That's weird.
Natalie
It's just a little pet peeve I have.
Jason
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Natalie
Yeah. Do you watching it?
Jason
Doesn't it kind of suck?
Natalie
Whenever I see out of an alien video, I'm always like, who cares? Like, yeah. And like, it's not that close up. It's just like a little light in the sky.
Jason
It sucks now AI has ruined it. It. There's like no magic anymore. No, no.
Natalie
And for me too, like, AI is like ruining, like being creative.
Jason
Well, that's all. But. But how specific.
Natalie
You were just on a call and you were on a business call and I was like listening like a creative call and you. And I was sitting there, like, truly, like, trying to help and think.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
You just picked up ChatGPT and you had like three great ideas.
Jason
Yeah. I was like, oh, all right. It's so easy. I was like, not.
Natalie
It's not necessarily either because it's like lots of times chatbots is still not.
Jason
No, no. But it gets you to the right area. Like, it didn't give me good ideas. Yeah. Like I was trying to come up with like something that reminded me of miss Doubtfire.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
But it's. It. But it's a talk show.
Natalie
Do you really feel like it helped you in that moment? Like you could have gotten there by yourself?
Jason
It did help me. It was. It's. It's never Been. I've never, like, I've never. I've never necessarily AI'd anything and been like, this is like, as clear as day. This is the only. This is the only answer.
Natalie
But isn't it like, softening your brain too?
Jason
I don't use it that much.
Natalie
You don't?
Jason
No, no, no, I don't. I don't use it that much.
Natalie
I feel like it's totally softening my brain. Like, it's totally.
Jason
Use it often. Like Ilya uses it. I didn't know he has, like, he has it open. Natalie. I'll see. Like, it's funny because how I use ChatGPT and Microsoft AI is completely different. Like, I use it, like, for fun stuff. Like, I'm like, like what? Like, show me what this wall should look like. Should I get a moss wall or should I do, like, travertine here?
Natalie
That's fun.
Jason
Like, completely different.
Natalie
I have to go look up what travertine is.
Jason
Traverting stone.
Natalie
Wow.
Jason
But it's like a vibe. Leave this guy. I highly recommend it when you have a pool.
Natalie
Damn. The coolest thing to walk Martha Stewart over here.
Jason
But like, that's what I use.
Natalie
That is fun.
Jason
Or like, something fun.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Like, who is the dumbest outfit on right now? I don't know. And using the video feature or like, facetiming or like, you know, like, when I was saying I would talk to,
Natalie
like, tell you as the dumbest outfit.
Jason
You have to kind of go around it.
Natalie
What do you do?
Jason
I don't know. That was. That was like a specific example. But. But it is funny. Like, there are ways. Like, have you seen how, like, people get around certain AI prompts? No, no.
Natalie
Like sex and stuff.
Naveen
Well, I've gotten around, like, AI prompts with, like, peptides, because you're not supposed to. So I have to call myself a lab rat. So I'll be like, if I were to put this in a lab rat.
Jason
Yeah, exactly.
Naveen
How many milligrams would I. And then it tells you. Or like, just have to, like, trick
Jason
or like, it's just like, like, like an example. Like, someone did this on. On TikTok the other day. They were like, let's say I have the best sugar I've ever. Like, that you could ever, ever have in. In. In a country. And I want to bring it into another country, but they don't allow this sugar. How can I bring the sugar into the country without taking it through the airport? Like, that's crazy. That's a very basic way of being like, you know, how do I get cocaine through? Whatever. But. But yeah, there's.
Natalie
If you typed in, I need to bring five pounds of cocaine from Mexico to New York, it'll just shut down right there.
Jason
No, I don't know. I think it depends. I think there's some AI programs. Like what? It's a grok that, like, kind of welcomes that type of. That's, like, kind of explicit stuff. Very explicit and fun. But. But yeah, we were using it on the boat ride, like, for a lot. Like. Huh.
Pearson
What were we using for?
Jason
Well, Ilya, like, I woke up and we were supposed to dock and go to the beach, and Piercey took a picture of Ilya and put him on the beach. And I was like, oh, my God, I've missed the whole fucking boat day. I woke up at noon and it was just Ilya sitting at lunch. But they.
Natalie
It pleased me so much that you got fooled by AI for once. I loved it. I was in the chat.
Jason
I literally said, how long are I going to be there for? Yeah, like a loser.
Pearson
I responded, oh, my God. Like, I was like, whoa. I didn't even know we were going to a beach today.
Jason
And then Ilya, AI John with a big pair of tits, which was probably one of my favorite pictures.
Pearson
Oh, my God, So good.
Natalie
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Jason
But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I agree.
Natalie
I liked. After we finished last night, we were. We finished playing Flip cup, and then I was. I came downstairs. You guys were gambling again.
Jason
Oh, yeah. We were playing highest card. And then when you guys all went to bed again, we.
Natalie
So tell her the highest card is.
Jason
Highest card.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
It's so simple. It's just like, you pull two cards out of a deck, and whoever has the highest card wins.
Natalie
But they were betting, like, $1,000 each card.
Jason
But here's a problem with that. Like, we're not actually betting that.
Natalie
Right, right.
Jason
Because, like, at the end of the day, like, Adam, I don't know, dude,
Natalie
you almost got up to 32. Like, you got to $16,000, right? I was betting two more hands and you would have.
Jason
Yeah. So I was betting Adam. And the problem with betting Adam is he'll just keep going. We'll just keep double or nothing till one of us is back to zero.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
And yesterday I won, like, it was a thousand dollars a hand. So I won. I got to 2000. I won. I got to 4000. I won. I got to 8000. I won. I got to 16,000. Right. Sorry, I stopped at 8000. My next one would have been 16. And my next one would 32.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
And I told Adam after my first win, I was like, I'll allow you to double or nothing, but once you owe me $32,000.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
You have to pay me 10,000 right as the net. Like, I don't care. You keep double or nothing, but you have to pay me 10,000.
Natalie
Yeah. Good. Little stipulation.
Jason
Yeah. So. Because. Because otherwise, even if he's betting me a million, I don't care if we're at $150 million. He's just gonna keep double or nothing me right till, like. So, yeah, I was too away from winning $10,000 last night from it.
Natalie
Now you were planning this trip forever.
Pearson
I was, yeah.
Natalie
Did you have fun?
Pearson
I did, yeah. I think. I mean, yeah. This was the first trip when we decided to do this, like, whole weekly series. This was like the first brand and trip thing that I, like, locked in.
Jason
Yeah.
Pearson
And this has been my dream. Like, I've always wanted to go on a trip like this.
Jason
Wow.
Pearson
So I was very happy and very excited. Thank you.
Natalie
What do you think, Naveen? You've been on a yacht before. Which was better, first yard or second yacht?
Naveen
Two very different trips. But this one was really fun. And, like, that's why I was, like, really shocked when, like, I actually saw the boat because I was like, oh, the rooms are pretty big. Yeah. Because the. I went on a yacht trip a few years ago and it was like, the yacht was beautiful, but the rooms kind of, like, sucked.
Pearson
Really interesting.
Naveen
Like, they were just really small.
Pearson
Yeah.
Jason
No, these rooms are great.
Natalie
Right. When I met Naveen, I mean, I was. We were dating her for, like a week. She left for Paris for two weeks and went on a yacht trip for two weeks. So I was like. I was like, oh, she's gone. I'll never talk to her again.
Naveen
Me and my friend to the airport and then also picked us up from the airport.
Jason
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way. You. So you guys met?
Natalie
Yep. Where we met? Well, we met on a dating app. But then two years later, she texted me and was. Was. Had moved back to la. Then we had a date. She's like, first date. She's like, let's start dating. I said, okay. And then she's like, I have this first date.
Jason
She said, let's start dating.
Natalie
Yeah.
Naveen
First date from reconnecting.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason
First date before the yacht.
Natalie
Yeah, but. But she goes, but I have a. A yacht trip booked.
Naveen
Well, he said, for three weeks to being my boyfriend. And then I was like, oh. And then I was like, oh, I'm. I'm going on this really long trip.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
I don't know why you asked if you're going on a long trip.
Jason
I thought, did you feel like you should cancel it at one point?
Naveen
The trip?
Jason
Yeah.
Naveen
No, because the trip, I mean, it was like, with my best friend, so it was like. It wasn't like I was going with a guy or something, so it's like, I could still go on the trip, Right?
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
And then I figured, who invited you?
Pearson
Well, what do you mean?
Naveen
It was a trip. Me and my friend planned a trip to Paris because it was like our dream to go to Paris together. And then from that, it turned into, like a whole. It turned into a yacht trip somehow. But.
Jason
So was there. I mean, I don't want to assume, but was there a guy or was it.
Pearson
It was.
Naveen
Yes, there was, but it was a guy was interested in.
Natalie
Okay.
Jason
Okay. Interesting. Wow. Okay. So were you nervous when she was going on this yacht?
Natalie
I thought I'd never see her again.
Jason
Okay. So. Right.
Natalie
So I thought for sure. Like, when I dropped her off at the airport, I was like, all right. Well, that was fun.
Jason
Okay.
Natalie
Like, that was a fun LA experience to date. To date a hot girl for a week.
Jason
Here's my question. If you had a boyfriend or.
Natalie
Well, yeah, if I did.
Jason
No, no, man. If you had a boyfriend.
Pearson
Okay.
Jason
And Julie. Well, yeah. If Naveen got invited to a boat or net. Your boyfriend got invited to boat now with equal amounts of girls and guys. How would you feel about that?
Pearson
And, like, we're not allowed to join.
Jason
Yeah, I think not allowed Makes it seem scarier. But it's just like.
Naveen
Yeah, it's, like, already planned.
Jason
Yeah, it's already planned. And you're someone's plus one or something like that.
Pearson
Yeah, I'm forcing my way on that boat or.
Jason
Yeah, but you can't go on the boat. You can't go on the boat. So what do you say?
Pearson
I. Yeah, I mean, I would. I would let them go.
Natalie
You'd let the guy go on the boat.
Jason
That's incredible.
Natalie
Wow.
Jason
You're stronger than I am.
Pearson
I think it's weirder. I think it's weirder for you to be like, you can't go. It's like, oh, I don't.
Naveen
You can't really.
Pearson
I definitively do not trust you. You're a bad person. Then why the would I want to be with that person?
Jason
No, you're 100. What you're saying is the healthy thing. There's no doubt in that. But. Yeah, that's, like, good for you.
Natalie
I would. I don't like being that person, but
Pearson
I would assume, like, he would probably just be like, oh, I'm probably not going to go.
Jason
That's what I would hope.
Pearson
Yeah, that's what you would hope, right? Yeah. But it depends, like, if it's like a lifelong trip that you've planned with all of your. But he's planned with all of his best friends. That's his whole, like, friend group of guys and girls or whatever. Like, I don't. You know.
Jason
Oh, interesting. Interesting. What about you, Naveen? If Jason was going on a trip, there are six single women.
Pearson
Like, we recently started dating.
Naveen
It's, like, different because it's like, I wouldn't do it now. Right. But it was, like, so early.
Jason
No, no, I know. Oh, okay. Okay. No, like, you wouldn't go on.
Naveen
Yeah, I wouldn't go now. Like, obviously.
Jason
No. Oh, no, I'm not even. I'm not. That's not why I'm asking this question. This is like a kind of a separate.
Naveen
Jason's going on a trip with just six single women and his.
Jason
And his five guys.
Naveen
Like, his dream trip.
Jason
And his five guys get the wigs. Guys get the wigs.
Pearson
I brought the wigs.
Naveen
I just. It would. It would annoy me because obviously I would want to go because it would be fun, interesting.
Natalie
I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go for sure.
Jason
Yeah. Ask me.
Natalie
Would you go on a yacht trip if you had a girlfriend with a bunch of guys and girls? For sure.
Jason
Not.
Natalie
You wouldn't go for sure?
Jason
Not really.
Natalie
Even if you had to film and stuff?
Pearson
What if your girlfriend wanted to. What if it was.
Jason
There's no way where. I can't bring my girlfriend.
Natalie
What if it's like, David, it's Celsius. Celsius needs you to go on this trip and you can't bring a plus one.
Jason
I love Celsius,
Pearson
but they would never do that to him.
Jason
I'd figure it out.
Natalie
You'd figure it out?
Jason
No, my girlfriend's gotta come.
Natalie
What if you got to go to the Arctic Circle? It's only four people or allowed.
Jason
That's different than a boat trip.
Natalie
Yeah, that is different.
Jason
If it's like. Yeah, boat trip is very. Like you're getting drunk on a boat. Like, it's a very different vibe.
Natalie
Right?
Jason
Yeah. Yeah. If. Yeah, if Celsius is inviting me to fucking Mykonos, like, a nice villa, like, girlfriend needs to come.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
If it's like, yeah. For if we're going to do odd jobs in. In Serbia. Right. It's different. It's just. It's like. It's. It's like a different.
Naveen
Also, I feel like guys and girls are. It's different in that way because I feel like you can always bring a girl on a trip.
Jason
Yeah, you're right.
Naveen
Just bring.
Jason
I also think, like, a girl, like, my girlfriend would obviously trust me, but, like, I just don't.
Natalie
I don't.
Jason
I feel like that's just, like, rude.
Natalie
Yeah.
Naveen
Yeah.
Jason
I just. I'm like, that's just like. I just can't, like, not bring my girlfriend to that. Like, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know.
Pearson
I mean, it's all those.
Jason
God knows. When I have a girlfriend, I'll be 50, I'll be upside down, completely different. I don't know. I feel like I changed my opinion about this kind of stuff a lot. Yeah.
Pearson
It's also like, I mean, you're obviously in such a different, like, scenario and level of privilege, you know, so it's like, I feel like if you're just
Jason
like a regular looks.
Pearson
Because of your looks.
Natalie
Exactly.
Pearson
If you're just like a regular guy and you get invited on this, like, incredible yacht trip, but it costs, like, $20,000 to add your plus one, you can't afford that. But you don't want to miss out on this incredible experience. Like, you know, like, the stakes are different.
Jason
Yes. Okay.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
But if Naveen wanted to go somewhere, I'd be like, yeah, go. I would.
Jason
I don't know.
Natalie
I would.
Jason
Why? Why? Why are you fucking lying to me? I'm not.
Natalie
I'm not. If, If, If. If your best friend called and was like, hey. And presented like an incredible.
Naveen
Yeah. I don't think Jason would ever.
Natalie
I'd be like, definitely go. Go. Experience. I also don't want to, like, take her life away because I'm older, you know? Like, I don't want to be that person.
Jason
I love this confidence.
Natalie
That sucks. But she doesn't want to go anywhere. She loves me, dude.
Jason
You have a gun to her head. I fucking know it. I know. You injected her with some sort of fucking explosive.
Natalie
I feel like that, too. I feel like, Did I.
Jason
Something's going on. Yeah.
Natalie
Did I?
Naveen
No. I literally think because he's always chewing nicotine gum and, like, we kiss so much that I like, oh, you have, like, addiction, maybe.
Jason
Oh, you have an addiction to.
Naveen
Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I need to kiss him to make out with him right now. And I'm like, that's so strange.
Pearson
That's crazy.
Jason
Are you a witch?
Pearson
That is crazy.
Naveen
You always say that
Natalie
you guys feel like you must be being you. You might as must feel like you're being pranked.
Jason
Not as much as you.
Pearson
No. I don't like, I understand your guys relationship and you.
Jason
Well, I know it's real every episode.
Pearson
I know, I know it's definitely real. But there are points and things.
Jason
I saw you guys make out yesterday. I couldn't believe it.
Pearson
Yeah, or like Jason walked in today just at the beginning of this podcast and you took your shoes off and your feet smelled so goddamn bad.
Naveen
Really?
Pearson
Oh my God. I like couldn't breathe. And we were having, we were having a big team production meeting on a Zoom call. I couldn't be like, Jason, go fucking put your shoes on. But I could smell them and I was like, how did, how was Naveen just like in bed with him and these stinky feet.
Jason
Yeah, that's a good point.
Natalie
Well, I don't have any clean socks.
Pearson
You're just used to the smell.
Naveen
I don't know. I don't think he smells bad, but I think I. I've been thinking about plastic surgery and this doctor said that I'm not breathing right. Maybe I can't. Maybe I don't smell. Don't get, don't get the nose job. I'm like, what's that?
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Jason
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. Jason surprised you with plastic surgery.
Naveen
Yeah, I was like, crazy.
Jason
Whose idea was plastic surgery?
Natalie
She talks about it all the time.
Jason
What do you want done?
Naveen
My nose.
Jason
Like, which way do you want it to point?
Naveen
I just want it like really long. Like. I'm just kidding.
Jason
I just like, what? Oh my God. She's. Which.
Naveen
I want it just like so tiny.
Pearson
Wait, have you ever.
Jason
Right now. You think it's big?
Naveen
I had like a close where I like smoothed this out, but it kind of backfired.
Jason
Wait, can you turn to the side?
Naveen
Turn.
Jason
Yeah, I just want to see the side. I mean, that looks like pretty standard nose.
Pearson
Yeah, like perfect nose.
Naveen
It's like. Well, we went and. And the doctor agreed.
Jason
What?
Natalie
Yeah, the doctor was really great. He was like, wait.
Naveen
Jason goes, he's gonna come in here and be like, you don't need anything. And then he comes in. He goes, yep, I see it.
Jason
That's really.
Naveen
Which I liked because that means, like, he's not just being nice. Like, he saw the thing I was insecure about.
Natalie
Yeah, he saw.
Jason
He.
Natalie
He said he noticed it like years ago when he met her. He was like, this is what I. He's like, I noticed this a couple years ago. Obviously I wasn't going to say anything, but I've been thinking about this the entire time and this is what needs to be done.
Jason
What the fuck?
Naveen
Imagine if I was sensitive.
Jason
Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, it was funny. Like Zane just got his mom.
Natalie
Yeah. Like doctor.
Jason
Like a facelift. Right. And she was just like, well, I'm already in here. Might as well get everything done. I don't know how Zane put it, but that was really, really funny.
Natalie
Yeah, he's the best.
Jason
Do you imagine that? Could you imagine like going in and then coming on like, and being a new person you're looking at through the same eyes?
Pearson
It's crazy.
Natalie
But like, we have a friend that we all know that got. Got a nose job. And she. I mean, I looked right at her and I didn't know. No. And then Naveen was like, did you know that Sarah got a nose job? And I'd be like, what?
Naveen
Second I walked in the room and
Natalie
we can say who it is, right?
Naveen
Well, that's kind of.
Natalie
Yeah. Maybe not. But anyways, it's somebody that. Somebody's like really close to me. And, and, and, and Naveen and And I didn't even know.
Jason
But that's not what even. What I'm saying. I'm saying like, you're, like, you're your own, like, everything you've grown up with, like, is like now a little different. Like your nose. Yeah.
Natalie
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Jason
I don't think.
Natalie
Would you ever Botox?
Jason
I don't care for those things at all.
Natalie
Botox?
Jason
I, I think wrinkles. I don't know. I. I have been thinking about it.
Natalie
Oh, you have?
Jason
Well, I'm just waiting.
Pearson
You have?
Jason
Well, I was thinking about like. Because this doesn't bother me right now until it's going to bother me is like, there will be a day where someone comments on my tick tock being like, holy, he's aged so much.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
Pearson
I get those all the time.
Natalie
Really?
Pearson
People are like, oh, my God, she got so old.
Natalie
I'm like, I can't believe they say that about you. You're 29.
Jason
I think that's a way to attack a girl.
Naveen
Just say stop.
Pearson
No, it is for sure.
Jason
Yeah. I don't, I don't think that's necessarily real. I'm not to brag, but I do get like, wow, what, is he still the same age? So I feel really good. But I.
Pearson
You do have good genes.
Jason
But I do think that there is going to be the moment where I'm like, oh, I'm really, really nervous about it.
Natalie
I think it's good on a guy though, when they have like, crow's feet.
Jason
Yeah, I love crow's feet.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah. The things, the things by your eyes, like three little. Yeah. I always thought that those, those like, look like, cool and endearing and like, make you feel more charming.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
So that's why I've never understood the Botoxics. I don't understand the wrinkles on the forehead. I think that is also, like, cool.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jason
Don't get why girls about that. Only thing I've thought about is like, Botox in my hands, but also like, I just don't care.
Natalie
Botox in your hands?
Jason
Yeah. Sweat.
Natalie
Oh, for sweat.
Jason
And then other obviously, like, hairline. I just like, don't like. I, I love wearing a hat and I don't wear a hat for my hairline. I wear a hat because my hair, I don't know how to wear it and I don't like it. And I think like, just it holds them. Like, I don't ever worry about my hair because I just put the hat on. I think it's just so much easier. Yeah. That doesn't bother me. I don't know, but we'll see. I think if you ask me, in five years, I'm gonna have completely new insecurities. So it's gonna be. Yeah, that's gonna be a whole.
Natalie
What are we gonna do tonight?
Pearson
We're gonna eat McDonald's.
Natalie
You're getting McDonald's?
Jason
Yeah, it's. Well, I ordered a Big Mac and a Whopper.
Natalie
What?
Jason
There's a Burger king next to McDonald's, and I'm like, I'm missing America. It's been about five days, so I'm kind of gonna get a taste of both. Should. Should we tell them where we're going next? Yeah, we're having, like, a real cliche European summer. Like.
Natalie
Like, we went to Cannes once for a day, and it was so nice.
Jason
Yeah. Yeah, we're going to Cannes.
Natalie
I couldn't believe it. Sorry.
Jason
Got to the bag.
Pearson
It was for the audience. We weren't telling you, Jay.
Jason
Oh, my God.
Natalie
Look at that sunset.
Jason
Wow. That's perfect for a fucking listener.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
Jason
I'm pointing the mic now at the sunset, guys.
Natalie
David has the nicest room with a crazy big deck, and it's like a
Jason
purple sky that MW so nicely, graciously gave me. Anyway, yeah, we're going to Can. We're going with the people I was supposed to join at Coachella, the beyond group. They got a house. They're being so nice. They're letting. They're letting us stay at the house.
Natalie
Okay.
Jason
This house insane?
Pearson
Yeah. It's like.
Jason
No, it's insane. I've never seen anything like this.
Natalie
Great.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
What's can, like, exactly.
Jason
I have no idea. I've never done this. We're doing the film festival, but not like, the actual film festival.
Naveen
Just.
Natalie
But you go every year.
Jason
I've never done this. This.
Natalie
Oh, there's Cannes lion and then there's can.
Jason
This is. This two weeks has been the bougiest, like, European experience I think I'll ever have.
Natalie
Oh, wow.
Jason
Yeah.
Natalie
Hey, you know what was interesting was Adam was talking about last night. The. The standing ovations that the movies get.
Jason
Yeah, the camp film festival.
Natalie
Yeah. Yeah.
Jason
They get like.
Natalie
Well, you looked it up. What's the longest? 22 minutes, I think.
Jason
22. Yeah. 22 minutes. Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth.
Natalie
Yeah. So, like, after they screen a movie at Cannes, this is, like a known thing.
Naveen
Yeah.
Natalie
People stand and cheer, you know this.
Naveen
Yeah.
Natalie
And they cheerful, like, fucking. 20 minutes to just sit and clap.
Pearson
Yeah.
Natalie
Isn't that crazy?
Naveen
That is crazy.
Jason
I mean, I don't really understand it, but, like, I guess it's like, it is what it is.
Natalie
It's like pretension, steroids is what it is.
Jason
It's like, is it protection or is it just kind of like everybody like, it is kind of nice to finish a movie
Natalie
and clap for 20 minutes.
Jason
I don't know.
Pearson
Is it. Is that. I've never even heard of that movie. Is that a great movie?
Jason
Pan's Labyrinth.
Pearson
Yeah.
Natalie
Take the Smashing Machine. That was the rock. He did a movie. The Smashing Machine came out last year, and I'm pretty sure that one got, like, 15 minutes or 12 minutes. No, like, something like that.
Jason
Every movie. Not every movie, but most likely movies get over three minutes standing ovation. That's just, like, culture there, right? I think you're just kind of celebrating the art. I think you're just, like, clapping and everyone's looking around. They're like, hell, yeah, we're here.
Natalie
Maybe that's what it is. Maybe Khan is just so nice.
Jason
I think you're just. People were just clapping for yourself. Yeah. I can't believe I'm getting to witness this, even though this movie was atrociously boring.
Natalie
Right.
Jason
I'm just here.
Natalie
Yeah.
Pearson
If you had the opportunity to, like, actually go to one of the premieres and go on the. Like, the carpet itself is so iconic. Everyone's in, like, full couture and tuxes and all this stuff. Would you, like, do that?
Jason
Never. Never in a million years.
Natalie
Yeah. Why don't you go to the movie and. And. And see that? See if it gets a stand.
Jason
First of all, there's no better theater than my local AMC that has imax. There's no better than Universal amc. I don't. I don't know. I'm not like, a big. Like, I hate red carpets. So, like, I would never do that. I don't like dressing up. I don't like not wearing a hat.
Natalie
Oh.
Jason
I really like after parties for nice things. I think that's, like, so fun. But I don't, like. Like, the actual. Like, here we are for this. I just. I. And it's also, like, you have such imposter syndrome. Look at those things. You're just like, what am I doing here? I'm just, like, taking. Taking up a seat from somebody that, like, like, wants to study sound design.
Natalie
So what will you do for the week? Just go to parties and stuff?
Jason
I have no idea.
Natalie
Take meetings.
Jason
So, so, so, so the people are going with this, like, it's called the Beyond Group again. And they like curate like a activities. I have no clue what to expect. I don't know what to do. They even asked us, they were like, what things can we do that's fun in Cannes? And I was like, I have no idea. Like, can is fun just to kind of lounge and like, just like be like, wow, this is it. Can is like like the French version. French version of Newport beach, right? In California. Yeah. But with like nicer water. It really is like the. When I think of the Bougie's place in the world, I think of. I think south of France. I think the south of France for sure. That's where you got. You got all of it. Saint Tropez, Monaco, Cannes, all within two hours.
Natalie
Monaco too.
Jason
I don't know. Oh, I'm like, pretty tripped out. Yeah. But I do like doing all these things just to cross them off the bucket.
Natalie
What about Norway?
Jason
And then we go to Oslo.
Pearson
Then we go to Oslo and Natalie's
Jason
like, make sure to pack winter clothes. I just checked the weather. It's the warmest place. We're going to be 76 in Oslo.
Natalie
Oh, wow.
Pearson
Yeah. Which is crazy. It's like it was like 50 there
Jason
last week on the boat. It was like 60 degrees out and I think it was the best boat weather. I'm not much of a get in the water type of guy and I had the perfect excuse to keep my clothes on and also hang out. I was so happy. I was so happy.
Pearson
Yeah.
Jason
And it was. Was just like nice because it wasn't like you could just hang out. I don't know. I loved it. Big, big, big time fan. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. I'm ending it because the McDonald's and Burger King is walking in the door right now. We will see you guys.
Naveen
Hey, what's up, everybody?
Jason
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VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash
Episode: “We Ruined Girl’s Night”
Date: May 21, 2026
Recorded amidst a European summer adventure, this episode brings together Jason Nash, Natalie, Pearson, and Naveen as they recap a recent group yacht trip to Croatia. The gang reflects on the unique social dynamics between guys and girls, laughs about misadventures (including a wig party and competitive flip cup), and explores everything from travel anxieties and friendships to Botox, relationships, and Cannes Film Festival culture — all in their signature irreverent, comedic tone.
“Is something going on in Croatia, where time moves differently?” — Jason (02:24)
“It’s not even… like you can’t even be low-key about it.” – Jason (03:54)
“Girls really could just have such a good time by themselves.” – Jason (09:15) “You guys are by yourselves… clubbing around the bar… Guys would be like, we need to be around girls if we’re gonna be jumping around dancing to Justin Bieber.” – Jason (10:25)
“It wasn’t about money. It was about John winning.” – Jason (16:21)
“That’s when it got fun for the guys… that’s when the energies were being matched.” – Jason (15:39) “And that’s when it got not fun for the girls… they were like, why are they fighting?” – Natalie (15:41)
“Even the person talking to him is kind of figuring him out… he’s not making any sense. But I like it.” – Jason (18:26)
“If you're just like a regular guy and you get invited on this, like, incredible yacht trip, but it costs, like, $20,000 to add your plus one… the stakes are different.” – Pearson (35:36)
“It gets you to the right area… Like, it didn't give me good ideas, but…” – Jason (23:57) “I feel like it's totally softening my brain.” – Natalie (24:28)
“People are like, oh my God, she got so old.” – Pearson (42:05) “That's a way to attack a girl.” – Jason (42:13)
The episode blends irreverence, candidness, and humor with heartfelt moments. There’s no filter: the crew roasts themselves and one another about insecurities, social hierarchies, and relationship anxieties, but always ends up celebrating their quirks and the value of strong friendships. The contrasts between “girl energy” and “guy energy” highlight how differently groups self-entertain, and how misunderstandings and hilarity can ensue.
For listeners, expect an unvarnished, funny, and ultimately affectionate glimpse into the off-camera dynamics of social media’s favorite “found family.”